SNOBBERY

A countryman had been to the city and went home brimful of

news. “You ’member the Smiths?” he asked his wife, “the Silver

Crik Smiths, them as got rich on the’r gran’feyther’s money.”

Yes, she remembered them. “I seen ’em. They’re way up; live in

a gran’ house on a street they call a thavenoo. They ride in a

double kerridge, and have no end of money.” She said she s’posed

as much. “But, ’Mandy, you wouldn’t want ter change places with

her; I see her a minnit, and I didn’t hev the heart to speak

t’her. She’s bin humbled right down to the dust. She’s as blind

as a bat.” Blind! She guessed not. “But she is. Fust, she didn’t

know me, me that’s rid down hill and played tag with her when

she warn’t knee-high to a turkey. Then, ’Mandy, tho her eyes was

wide open, she went right along the streets, all drest up in her

fine clothes, and a leetle mite of a dog was leading her along.

He was tied to a streeng, and she had hold of t’other end of

the streeng. Now, ’Mandy, how’d you like to be her?”--Detroit

_Free Press_.

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