SALOON EFFECTS

Irving Grinell, of the Church Temperance Society, tells a story

of a woman who entered a barroom and advanced quietly to her

husband, who sat drinking with three other men. She placed a

covered dish on the table and said, “Thinkin’ ye’d be too busy

to come home to supper, Jack, I’ve fetched it to ye here.” She

departed, and the man laughed awkwardly. He invited his friends

to share the meal with him. Then he removed the cover from the

dish. The dish was empty except for the slip of paper that read:

“Here’s hopin’ ye’ll enjoy yer supper. It’s the same as yer wife

and bairns have at home.”

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