PUNCTILIOUSNESS

Concerning whistling on Sunday in Scotland, two men, who had

done a house-breaking job on Saturday night, went on Sunday

morning into a wood to divide the plunder. One of them began

to whistle over the sharing out when his companion said, with

horror: “Hoot, mon, I would no have come out wi’ ye if I had

known you would whustle on the Sawbath.” (Text.)

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When Justice Lovell, a Welsh judge, was traveling over the

sands at Beaumaris, while going his circuit about 1730, he

was overtaken at night by the tide, and the coach stuck in a

quicksand. The water rose in the coach, to the horror of the

registrar and other officers, who crept out of the windows

and scrambled on the top behind the coach-box. They urged his

lordship to do the same, but with great dignity and gravity

he sat till the water rose to his lips, and then he was just

able to exclaim, “I will follow your counsel if you can quote

to me any precedent for a judge mounting on a coach-box.” No

“authority” could be produced, owing to the darkness of the

night! (Text.)--CROAKE JAMES, “Curiosities of Law and

Lawyers.”

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