PRACTISE

No man ever yet learned by having somebody else learn for him.

A man learns arithmetic by blunder in and blunder out, but at

last he gets it. A man learns to write through scrawling; a man

learns to swim by going into the water, and a man learns to vote

by voting.--HENRY WARD BEECHER.

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“Did you know this telephone business has resulted in a

telephone ear?” said a clerk whose work called him constantly

to the telephone, according to _The Tribune_, New York.

“I don’t mean that our hearing is injured, but that the left

ear becomes more keen than the right. If you’ll notice, all the

telephones are left-handed. That is, the instruments are so

placed that we hold the receiver with the left hand, so that we

may have the right hand free to use in taking notes of messages,

I presume. Of course, one naturally claps the receiver to his

left ear, as it would be almost impossible to twist it around

to his right ear. Consequently, the left ear gradually becomes

much sharper in catching sounds than the right ear. If you don’t

believe it, just try holding the receiver in your right hand

some time and use your right ear. You’ll find that conversation

which was perfectly distinct to the left ear sounds confused

and muffled to the right, and there is a distinct effort

to understand. It is simply that the left ear is a trained

telephone ear, while the right ear is not.” (Text.)

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Rubenstein--that thunderer of the keyboard--is credited with the

following dictum: “If I do not practise for a day I know it; if

I miss two days my friends know it; and if I miss three days the

public knows it.” (Text.)

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