OSTENTATION, SNOBBISH

Occasionally great wealth publishes itself in an unbecoming and

distasteful manner, as the following suggests:

The son of the New York millionaire, John W. Gates, dislikes to

have bills of such small denomination as $100 littering up his

pockets, says the Philadelphia _Press_.

The last time Mr. and Mrs. Gates came to this city in their

automobile they stopt at the Bellevue-Stratford. When he asked

for his bill he found it amounted to a paltry $70. Opening a

huge wallet, he handed out a thousand-dollar note. This was

fondly laid away and the cashier began to count hundred-dollar

bills in change.

“My word,” said Mr. Gates, dropping into the vernacular of the

metropolis, “I can’t carry that truck around with me. Send my

bill to New York and I will mail you a check.”

Calling hundred-dollar bills “truck” was more than the porters

who heard it could stand. If they had not been so well trained

they would have forgotten to carry Mr. Gates’ dress-suit case

out to his automobile.

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