MAKE-BELIEVE

If all difference could be atoned as easily as that described in this

extract from the _Popular Magazine_, much bloodshed would be saved:

Not long ago a Paris journalist, who had by some criticism

offended a politician, received from him the following letter:

“Sir--One does not send a challenge to a bandit of your species:

one simply administers a cuff on the ears. Therefore, I hereby

cuff both your ears. Be grateful to me for not having recourse

to weapons.

“Yours truly, ----”

The journalist answered:

“My Dear Sir and Adversary--I thank you, according to your

wish, for having sent me cuffs by post, instead of slaughtering

me with weapons. Cuffed by post, I respond by dispatching you

by post six bullets in the head. I kill you by letter. Please

consider yourself dead from the first line of this epistle.

“With a respectful salutation to your corpse, I am,

“Very truly yours, ----.”

The intent to kill is present. Is not that reckoned in morals as bad as

the overt act? (Text.)

(1949)

=Malaria, Stamping Out=--See IMMUNITY FROM DISEASE.

=Malice=--See MODESTY.

=Malingery=--See SHAM.

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