LUBRICATION EFFECTIVE

An old Quaker was once visited by a garrulous neighbor, who

complained that he had the worst servants in the world, and

everybody seemed to conspire to make him miserable.

“My dear friend,” said the Quaker, “let me advise you to oil

yourself a little.”

“What do you mean?” said the irritated old gentleman.

“Well,” said the Quaker, “I had a door in my house some time

ago that was always creaking on its hinges, and I found that

everybody avoided it, and altho it was the nearest way to most

of the rooms, yet they went round some other way. So I just

got some oil, and after a few applications it opened and shut

without a creak or a jar, and now everybody just goes to that

door and uses the old passage.”

Just oil yourself a little with the oil of kindness. Occasionally

praise your servants for something they do well. Encourage your

children more than you scold them, and you will be surprized to find

that a little sunshine will wear out a lot of fog, and a little

molasses is better than a great deal of vinegar.

(1937)

=Luck=--See DISCOVERY, FORTUNATE.

=Lunacy Undiscovered=--See HEADS, LOSING.

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