HELP, UNEXPECTED

Two men walking across a little park in Washington (says Ida

N. Tarbell) saw Mr. Lincoln just ahead of them meet a crippled

soldier who was in a towering rage, cursing the Government from

the President down. Mr. Lincoln asked what was the matter.

“Matter,” snapt the soldier; “I’m just out of a rebel prison.

I’ve been discharged and I can’t get my money.” Mr. Lincoln

asked for the soldier’s papers, saying that he had been a lawyer

and perhaps could help him. The two gentlemen stept behind some

shrubbery and waited. The President took the papers from the

soldier, examined them, wrote a line on the back, and told him

to carry them to the chief clerk at the War Department. After

Mr. Lincoln had passed on, the gentlemen asked the soldier if

he knew who had been talking to him. “Some ugly old fellow who

pretends to be a lawyer,” was the answer. On looking at the

note written on the back of the papers, the soldier discovered

that he had been cursing “Abe” Lincoln to his face. He found

a request to the chief clerk to examine the papers and, if

correct, to see that the soldier was given his pay, signed A.

Lincoln.

(1387)

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