A New York City missionary, accustomed to speak in the lowest
sections of the city, was going to hold an open-air meeting in
Paradise Park. Before he began to preach he heard a man in the
crowd say, “Damn the Bible, anyhow.” He mounted his barrel and
announced, “My text to-day is ‘Damn the Bible, anyhow.’” That
made that man and every other man eager to hear what he was
going to say next. Then he told why the devil wanted the Bible
damned: because it closed up all liquor stores and brothels,
cleaned men’s lives and taught truth and salvation.
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