BARGAIN DISCOUNTENANCED

It was proposed to the Duke of Wellington to purchase a certain

farm in the neighborhood of his estate at Strathfieldsaye. He

assented. When the transfer was completed, his steward, who had

made the purchase, congratulated him upon having made a great

bargain, as the seller was in difficulties, and forced to part

with his farm. “What do you mean by a bargain?” asked the Duke.

The steward replied, “It was valued at £5,500, and we got it

for £4,000.” “In that case,” said the Duke, “you will please to

carry the extra £1,500 to the late owner, and never talk to me

of cheap land again.”

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