BALANCE, A LOOSE

Many men think they can rely in a general way upon fate or fortune to

square their moral accounts, but in the long run a man must face his

record.

Mr. Moody tells of a young couple who on commencing to keep

house started to keep an account of their family expenses. After

a few months the young husband said to his wife: “Darling, I’ll

spend the evening at home to-night, and we will look over the

account together.” The young husband found frequent entries

like this: “G.K.W., one dollar and a half”; and a little later

on, “G.K.W., two dollars”; and after a little, “G.K.W., three

dollars.” Becoming a little suspicious, he demanded, “Who is

this ‘G.K.W.’ you have spent so much on?” “Oh,” said she, “I

never could make the accounts come out right, so I lumped all

together that wouldn’t balance, and called it G.K.W.--Goodness

Knows What!” (Text.)--LOUIS ALBERT BANKS.

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