ALIBI

A distinguished jurist once sat down to a course dinner. He had

been waited on by one servant during two courses. He had had the

soup. Another servant came to him and said, “Sir, shall I take

your order? Will you have some of the chicken soup?” “No, sir;

I have been served with chicken soup, but the chicken proved an

alibi.”--GEORGE M. PALMER.

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=Alleviation=--See DRUDGERY RELIEVED.

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