MR. CUDDLEHEAD ARRIVES
Mr. Cuddlehead's trip, though free from serious accident, had been
extremely trying. The _barcassa_ had cramped his legs, and the smell
of the native cooking, in so confined a space, had unsettled his
stomach. He had been compelled to wait three days in the
uninteresting village at the mouth of the Plado, unable to hurry the
leisurely crew of the launch. But at last the undesirable journey
came to an end, and with a sigh of relief he issued from beneath the
smoke-begrimed awning, and stretched his legs on the little wharf at
Pernamba. He looked at the deserted warehouses along the
river-front, and a foreboding of disaster chilled him. The afternoon
lay close and bright in the unhealthy valley, and the very
peacefulness of the scene awoke a phantom of fear in his heart. What
if the President were a man of the world after all, with a knowledge
of men and the signs on their faces? Why, then, good-bye to all hope
of the family circle.
A black boy accosted Cuddlehead, awaking him from his depressing
surmises. The nigger gabbled in the language of the country. Then
he pointed at the traveller's bag.
"Take it, by all means," said Cuddlehead.
There is one hostelry in Pernamba, on a side street behind the
military stables. It is small and not very clean. To this place the
boy led Cuddlehead, and at the door demanded five hundred reis--the
equivalent of sixpence. Cuddlehead doubled the sum, for after all he
had done very well of late, and a favourable impression is a good
thing to make in a new stamping-ground, even on a nigger. The
proprietor of the inn bowed him to the only habitable guest-chamber.
Here he bathed, as well as he could with two small jugs of water and
his shaving-soap, and then changed into a suit of clean white linen.
With a cigarette between his lips and a light rattan in his hand,
Cuddlehead was himself again. He swaggered into the narrow street
and started in search of the President's villa. He passed a group of
soldiers puffing their cigarettes in a doorway, who stared after him
with interest and some misgivings. "Was the place to be invaded by
Englishmen?" they wondered. He saw a brown girl of attractive
appearance, rolling cigars beside an open window. He entered the
humble habitation, and, after examining the samples of leaf, in sign
language ordered a hundred cigars. Then he embraced the girl, and
was promptly slapped across the face and pushed out of the shop.
"What airs these d--n niggers put on," he muttered, "but maybe I was
a bit indiscreet."
Here, already, was the hand of Hemming against him, though he did not
know it; for Hemming, also, had bought cigars from the girl, and had
treated her as he treated all women, thereby establishing her
self-respect above the attentions of men with eyes like Cuddlehead's.
Cuddlehead found the gates open to the President's grounds without
much trouble, and was halted by the sentry. He produced his
card-case. The sentry whistled. The corporal issued from the
guard-house, with his tunic open and his belt dangling.
Just then Captain Santosa entered from the street, with, in the
metaphorical phrase of a certain whist-playing poet, "a smile on his
face, and a club in his hand." He swore at the corporal, who
retreated to the guard-house, fumbling at his buttons. He bowed to
Cuddlehead, and glanced at the card.
"You would like to see the President?" he said. "Then I will escort
you to the door." He caught up his sword and hooked it short to his
belt, wheeled like a drill-sergeant, and fitted his stride to
Cuddlehead's.
Mr. Tetson received the visitor in his airy office. He seemed
disturbed in mind, wondering, perhaps, if this were a dun from some
wholesale establishment on the coast. He had been working on his
books all the morning, and had caught a glimpse of ruin, like a great
shadow, across the tidy pages. But he managed to welcome Cuddlehead
heartily enough.
"You must stay to dinner, sir,--pot-luck,--very informal, you know,"
he said, hospitably. He leaned against the desk and passed his hand
across his forehead. He could not keep his mind from working back to
the sheets of ruled paper.
"Ten thousand," he pondered, "ten thousand for April alone, and
nothing to put against it. The army wanting its pay, and robbing me
of all I have. Gregory's coal bill as long as my leg. Sugar gone to
the devil!" He sighed, mopped his face, and looked at Cuddlehead,
who all the while had been observing him with furtive, inquiring
eyes. He offered a yellow cigar, and lit one himself.
"Excuse me a moment," he said. "I have something to see to. Here
are some English papers. I'll be back immediately, Mr. Cuddlehead,
and then maybe we can have a game of billiards."
He went hurriedly from the room.
"You are a foolish old party," remarked Cuddlehead to the closed
door, "and, no doubt, you'll be all the easier for that. Hope your
daughter is a better looker, that's all."
He tossed the offensive cigar into the garden, and seated himself in
the chair by the desk. His courage was growing.
At the hall door Mr. Tetson met Hemming entering. The commander was
booted and spurred.
"Are you busy?" inquired the President. "There's a visitor in here."
The Englishman glared.
"Yes, sir, I am busy," he replied. "I've caught my command in seven
of their thieving tricks, and have ridden thirty miles to do it.
I've told the whole regiment what I think of them, and now I must
dine at the mess, to see that they don't concoct any schemes to
murder me."
"Haven't you time for a game of billiards with Mr. Cuddlehead?" asked
Mr. Tetson.
"No, sir, I have not," replied Hemming, crisply, and tramped away to
change his clothes. "The old ass," he muttered, under his breath.
Dinner that night was a dull affair. Hemming and Hicks were both
absent from the table. Cuddlehead had excellent manners, and all the
outward signs of social grace, but a warning was marked on his face.
The President tried to be entertaining, but the terror of an
impending disturbance, and even of ruin, hung over him. Mrs. Tetson,
guessing somewhat of her husband's troubles, sat pale and fearful.
Marion was polite, with a politeness that, after two or three essays
of gallantry on Cuddlehead's part, left him inwardly squirming.
After dinner Miss Tetson described the visitor to Hicks, mentioning
the horrible mouth, the shifting eyes, and the odious attentions.
"He must be pretty bad, for you to talk about him," said Valentine,
in wonder.
"Oh, if I had never seen men like you and Mr. Hemming," she answered,
"he would not seem so utterly ridiculous."
Hicks was in a chair by the window, and Marion was perched on the arm
of it. His eyes were desperate. Hers were bright and daring. Her
mouth was tremulous.
"I can understand your admiration for Hemming," he said. "He is the
best chap on earth, barring only you."
Marion smiled.
"I wonder," he continued, presently, "I wonder if--that was all a
dream?"
"What?" she asked.
"I wish I could see you," he said. "I believe you are laughing at me
up there."
"I am laughing," she replied, "but I don't know why exactly."
"At my stupidity, perhaps."
"You are certainly very stupid."
"No, I'm a coward."
"What are you afraid of?"
He leaned back as far as he could, trying to see her face.
"I am afraid you pity me--and don't love me," he said.
He breathed hard after that, as if he had run a mile.
"I am not modest enough to pity you," she said, softly, "though no
doubt you are deserving of pity."
"Marion," he whispered, "for God's sake, don't. I'm too blind with
anxiety to read riddles. Tell me straight--do you love me? Have I
even the ghost of a chance?"
"Do you believe in ghosts?" asked she, with trembling laughter, and,
bending forward, with a hand on either of his thin shoulders, she
pressed her cheek to his.
While love had his innings in the sick-room, below curiosity led the
feet of Mr. Cuddlehead toward the officers' quarters on the outskirts
of the town. The night was fine, and not oppressively close. A
breeze from the hills made liquid stir in the higher foliage.
Cuddlehead felt in his blood a hint of something unusual, as he took
his way through the President's wide gardens, and out to the road.
No sentinel paced, sabre at shoulder, before the little guard-house.
The troopers stood in groups along the street, smoking and talking.
The smoke of their pungent cigarettes drifted on the air, and the
murmur of their voices rang with a low note of menace. Unmolested,
Cuddlehead reached the long white building where the officers of this
inconsiderable army lodged and messed. Through the open windows
glowed a subdued light from the shaded lamps above the table. The
compassing verandas were but partially illuminated by the glow from
within, and silent men stood here and there in the shadows,
motionless and expectant. At Cuddlehead's approach, the nearer ones
hesitated for a moment, and then drew away.
"There is something rotten," quoted Cuddlehead, under his breath, and
looked cautiously in. For a moment the array of faultless, gaudy
mess-jackets startled him. In the sight of an apparently civilized
military mess there was, to him, a suggestion of danger. Recovering
his composure, he looked again. The faces up and down the table were
dark, and, for the most part, sullen. At the head of the board, with
his face toward the onlooker's place of vantage, sat Hemming. His
shoulders were squared. His eye-glass gleamed in the lamplight.
Cuddlehead stared at the commander-in-chief with a fearful,
spellbound gaze. His hands clutched at the low window-sill. His
breath seemed to hang in his windpipe. At last he straightened
himself, moistened his craven lips with his tongue, and went
stealthily away. Safe in his own room in the quiet inn, he took a
shrewd nip of raw brandy.
"What the devil," he asked himself, "brought that righteous,
immaculate fool to this God-forsaken place?"
Two things were uppermost in his memory--a caning once given to a
cad, and a shilling once tossed to a beggar.