All the local oddities are sure to be at these fêtes. There is the

harmless imbecile, who wanders about the roads with a peacock's

feather in his battered old cap, and who talks to himself when he

cannot find another listener; and there is the stalwart lady

proprietor who farms her own land and knows as much about roots and

beasts as the best of them. She is reported to have thrashed her man

in her time, and is said to be a crack shot and the best roughrider

for miles round. There is the ruined yeoman who came into a good

property when he was a handsome young fellow with the ball at his

foot, but who has drunk himself from affluence to penury, and from

sturdy health to palsy and delirium tremens, yet who has always a

kindly word from his betters, having been no man's enemy but his own,

and even at his worst being a good fellow in a sort of way. There is

the farmer who is supposed capable of buying up all the leaner gentry

in a batch, but who, being a misogynist, lives by himself in his

rambling old ruined Hall, with a hind to do the scullery maid's work,

and never a petticoat about the place. There is the self-taught man of

science whose quantities are shaky when he tells you the names of his

treasures, but whose knowledge of local fossils, of rare plants, of

concealed antiquities, is true so far as it goes, if of too great

importance in his estimate of things; and side by side with him is the

self-made poet, whose verses are not always easy to scan and whose

thoughts are apt to express themselves mistily. These and more are

sure to be at the fête bringing; their peculiarities as their quota,

and giving that indescribable but pleasant local flavour which is half

the interest of the thing.

There is a great deal of practical democracy in these gatherings if

the grand people stay into the time of the second prices; which

however, they generally do not. If they do, then ragged coats jostle

the squire's glossy broadcloth, and rude boys crumple the fresh silks

and muslins of the ladies with the most communistic unconcern. The

shopgirl and farmer's daughters come out in gorgeous array, with

bonnets and skirts, streamers and furbelows, of wonderful

construction; and their sisters of more cultivated taste regard their

exaggerated toilets as moral crimes. But the poor things are happy in

their ugly finery; and, as millinery is by no means an exact science,

they may be pardoned if they adopt monstrosities on their own account

which a year or so ago had been sanctioned by fashion. Sometimes Punch

and Judy, 'as performed before the Queen and Prince Albert,' helps on

the enjoyment of the day, with the '----' softened out of respect for

the clergyman. Sometimes an acrobat lies down on the grass and twirls

a huge ball between his feet, which sets all the little boys to do the

like in imitation, and perhaps brings down many a maternal hand on

fleshy places as the result. In some localities a troop of little

girls in scarlet and white plait ribbons dance round a maypole and are

called inappropriately morris-dancers. Perhaps there are fireworks at

the end of all things; when the set pieces will not light

simultaneously in all their parts, the catherine-wheels have the

disastrous trick of sticking, and only the Roman candles and the

rockets succeed as they should. But the gaping crowd is vociferous and

good-natured, and holds the whole affair to have been splendid. There

is a great deal of coarse jollity among the men and women over the

failures and successes alike, and if the fête is in the North there is

sure to be more drink afloat than is desirable. Headaches are the rule

of the next morning, with perhaps some things lost which can never be

regained. Yet, in spite of the inevitable abuses, these local fêtes

are things worthy of encouragement; and perhaps if the great people

would enter into them more heartily, and remain on the ground longer,

the lower orders would behave themselves better all through, and there

would not be so much rowdyism at the end. It does not seem to us that

this would be an unendurable sacrifice of time and personal dignity

for the pleasure and morality of the neighbourhood where one lives.

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Transcriber's note:

Minor spelling and punctuation inconsistencies, mainly hyphenated

words, have been harmonized. In this version, the oe ligature is

represented by the separate characters oe, e.g. manoeuvre.

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