(_After Charles Kingsley--at a respectful distance_)
Dress well, sweet maid, and let who will be _clever_.
Dance, flirt, and sing!
Don't study all day long.
Or else you'll find,
When other girls get married,
You'll sing a different song!
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FAULTS ON BOTH SIDES.--Man and wife are like a pair of scissors, so long
as they are together, but they become daggers so soon as they are
disunited.
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PARTNERSHIP WITHOUT LIMITED LIABILITY.--Marriage.
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[Illustration: BRUTES!
_Jones._ "Did you ever see a volcano in course of eruption?"
_Smith._ "No--but once I remember I came home very late from the club,
and my wife----"
[_They understand one another_
]
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