Calf-love is a passion most people scorn,
Who've loved, and outlived, life and love's young morn;
But there _is_ a calf-love too common by half,
And that's the love of the Golden Calf!
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[Illustration: HE HAD BEEN KICKED OUT ONCE
_She._ "Wot time be you a-coming round to-night, Jock?"
_Jock._ "What time does y'r old man put 'is slippers on?"]
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MRS. NAGGLETON'S ADVICE TO A WIFE.--Defiance, not defence.
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LONG ODDS.--Tall husband and short wife.
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