CHAPTER XVII

_Week ending 10th February, 1900_

The pen-ultimate Sunday of our captivity was notable for nothing but the

average crop of rumours which had characterised every day of our Siege

existence. The listlessness of the people stood out in marked contrast

to their sanguine outlook when the Siege was young, and when the folly

of prophesying unless one knew remained not only, as it were, unsmoked

but outside our pipes altogether. Still--to pursue the metaphor--our

pretensions in the role of prophet had clearly ended in smoke. Happily,

the disillusioning fog had come upon us by degrees. The cheerfulness

with which we had resigned ourselves to bear the first-class

misdemeanant's treatment of a cut and dry "three weeks'" imprisonment

but exemplified, we had thought in all seriousness, the traditional

sporting instincts of our race; and though it was not over-pleasing to

our traditional pride, the destruction of our dogmas had not been taken

to heart. Our faith in the invincibility of the British army had long

continued unshaken. The interval between the expiry of the period (of

three weeks) which with the collective wisdom of all the wizards we had

decreed to be a synonym for the Siege's duration, and the morning of the

pronouncement relative to the advance of the Column from Orange River,

had had its tedium neutralised by a cheerful vituperation of

Gladstone's defective statesmanship in the year of 'eighty-one and his

wicked efforts at a later date to "give Ireland away too." The move from

Orange River had occasioned general rejoicings. Unaccountable delay

ensued. One disappointment was followed by another. Anxiety began to

manifest itself. The dire stage of doubt was reached. Hunger, thirst,

and horseflesh succeeded in due order; until at last we saw:--

What shadows we are,

And what shadows we pursue.

We pursued them no longer--in the Siege sense. "All the pleasing

illusions, which make power gentle and obedience liberal," were gone.

The eating and the drinking were gone. Even the surreptitious read in

bed was but a relic of joy; the penalty of burning the candle at both

ends was being paid. To have a bath was a crime; a little water was

allowed for tea and soup _only_. Soda-water was the sole product of the

lemonade factories; but the quality of Adam's ale tasted worse and was

more suggestive of typhoid in that form than in any other. Made into tea

it was better, until the Military, with fears for the nerves of the

"Military Situation," indirectly curbed our excesses in the cup that

does _not_ inebriate. A proclamation was issued which actually went so

far as to establish by "Law" the number of ounces of fuel to be used by

householders! Expert landladies declared the number (six ounces)

insufficient; the cynical boarders said it was _too much_! The medical

men had been entreating us--vainly, for the most part--to boil the water

before drinking it in any form, and had proclaimed it inimical to

health in its raw state. But the "Military Situation," bless you! could

not be compromised by microbes, and if extravagance in fuel involved a

possibility so awful it had to be crushed with an uncompromising hand.

Such were the anomalies prevailing; taken in conjunction with the

ever-increasing seriousness of our position they were hard to bear with

patience. Our hopes of relief were at _zero_. "Three months more" would

sum up a fair consensus of opinion in regard to the further continuance

of the Siege. Oh, it was said, the food would not last so long. But it

had been undergoing such a process of stretching; who knew how much

farther it would not be carried. The authorities were capable of

anything. A death or two (or twenty-two!) from starvation would not

soften hearts obsessed by an elusive "Situation." Surrender, however,

was out of the question; having gone so far we could not turn back. The

Flag, too, whatever the Standard-bearers might be, was worth keeping

aloft. Exacting too much it was; but there was no alternative, save

surrender, to the lowering of it.

Our mental machinery being thus rusted for want of the oil of

contentment it is not incomprehensible that the bulk of the people

should have come to regard the Siege as a thing interminable; and faith

in miracles was not the average citizen's predominant characteristic.

The mere mention of the Column provoked a jeer. Numerous philosophers

came into being. Shakespeare was never so highly appreciated, nor so

famous; never reckoned so "clever," nor quoted so generally; scarcely

heard of before, indeed, by some of the new philosophers. His Hamlet's

soliloquy (which accorded with our mood) was considered very good.

Monday came and went quietly enough, the enemy's attention being given

entirely to Kenilworth. It made no difference to us whether the cattle

lived or died; we regarded the assault as a waste of energy. A few

horses--the irony of it!--were slaughtered by the shells intended for

the oxen. The mutilation of the latter would have been far more

advantageous to the _Civil_ "Situation," and--how nice if the Boers had

been better shots!

Throughout Tuesday a good many interchanges took place between the rival

artillerists. Long Cecil made some excellent practice, while the Boers

occupied themselves with Beaconsfield. A few raps were attempted at the

_Sanatorium_ hall-door, as an intimation that a special eye ogled the

visitors; and some projectiles which fell in the rear of the Kimberley

Club indicated that the same vigilant optic was alive to the fact that

Rhodes lunched there. It may here be mentioned that Mr. Rhodes often

brought his lunch--fresh eggs and the like!--to the hospital to give to

some wounded soldier with unimpaired digestive mechanism. Otto's Kopje

was assailed during the day, and havoc was played with a few

trucks--rusted with ease--at the railway station.

The inevitable calm which precedes a storm was felt on Wednesday. The

morning passed quietly. Whispers of imminent woe were painfully common.

Rumour, subordinating love, ruled "the Court, the camp, the grove." It

was not literally defined, this surpassing evil; its exact nature was

locked up in the breasts of the Authorities. Hours rolled by;

dinner-time (the _time_ for dinner) passed; sufficient for the day is

the evil thereof; we were beginning to think that we had received the

day's allotment, when a boom rang through the startled air! Now, a boom

(in warfare) is not an harmonious note; but one gets accustomed to

discord as to most other things. It was not the boom that was strange;

it was the loud, unearthly chord it seemed to strike; the dread whiz

which followed; which blanched faces, and sent the timid housemaid

diving beneath the bed out of harm's way. Was it an earthquake?--the

buildings shook. A fearful crash dissipated the notion. A fearful crash,

indeed; but a material sound--a relief from its weird, unnerving

prelude. Individuals living miles apart asserted that the missile had

seemed to shoot past their ears. Yet one shell had caused all the

tumult. The awful whiz was repeated again and again. The great six-inch

gun from Mafeking had started its work of destruction. The crisis had

come. The last and bloodiest act of the tragedy had begun--with no

knowledge on our side that it _was_ the last, to sustain us.

It had come without warning; when the heat was insufferable, and the

town a veritable Sahara as regards facilities for quenching thirst; when

the tension was at its worst; when sickness, disease, and death were

busiest. It had come, in fine, with a crown for the sorrows of

Kimberley.

From an artist's point of view a town with high stone buildings would

have offered better raw material for picturesque ruins. In Kimberley we

had but one substantial building that would meet the necessities of the

case, viz., the City Hall. It was the only imposing structure we could

boast of, and was by consequence the harder to hit, albeit some

creditable tries were made to hit it. Large holes were dug in the Market

Square, in which process of grave-digging by storm a little girl was

injured--not by a shell, but by the volley of small pebbles it

displaced. This class of buckshot--apart from the missiles

themselves--did a good deal of light skirmishing about the calves of

people's legs, and threw dust in their eyes with the force and fury of a

"south-easter." One gentleman, meandering in the Square, narrowly evaded

dismemberment, and was fortunate in getting off with a slight bruise.

Another hissing monster went tearing through the roof of the Buffalo

Club, upsetting a billiard table, and laying it out a disordered heap of

firewood on the floor. Fire-wood was worth something; and since chips of

his anatomy were not in the heap--perchance to be utilised in the

cooking of horseflesh for somebody else to eat--its grateful proprietor

conducted himself with resignation.

Meanwhile the scattered fragments of the same mischievous projectile

careered gaily through the air. One piece--no bigger than a Siege

loaf--with sardonic humour embedded itself in the stomach of a horse and

killed it instantaneously. This was pitiful, for the animal had been

fed, and was in the very act of being shod. The smith escaped unhurt.

Another missile tested the metal of a boiler, in a house in Belgravia,

by smashing it into scrap-iron. Whether the shell was intended for a

batch of bread in the adjoining oven is uncertain; the satisfactory fact

remained that the bread was unbroken. Buildings which had been but

imperfectly ventilated by the smaller shells had proper port-holes made

in them, and chimney-tops went down like nine-pins. We were, in short,

in a couple of hours afforded a grim conception of what modern munitions

can do. To that extent the assault was instructive. But that extent was

small and did not impress our common sense--which, by the way, was

small, too, and not at all common.

At six o'clock the firing ceased, and the "Mafeking terror" was allowed

to cool. I might as well explain here that our surmise was entirely

wrong. The gun came from--nobody knew where; but everybody _said_, from

Mafeking. We said more; the Cape Government (the Bond Ministry) had

purchased it in England for the Transvaal, in furtherance, as was

implied, of the projected sweeping of the English into the sea. This was

a hugged delusion until some fool dispelled it by discovering the gun to

be a "_creuzot_" which had been purchased in _France_ by the Transvaal.

But it mattered little where it had been purchased; it was a tangible

reality, a presage of sanguinary import. It was a time for action; and

maybe the picks and shovels did not rise to the occasion! Fort-making

was the rage; the men worked with a will--the women acting as

hod-carriers--to make the graves in which they hoped to live as deep as

possible. All over the city the navvies--amateur and

professional--sweated and panted, so successfully that unless the shells

were to levy _direct_ taxation on the people in the forts, well, the

pieces might skim their heads but they could not cut them off. The

little garden patches were pitilessly disembowelled of the vegetable

seeds so recently planted. We had lived to see them grow, but up they

had to come lest we should be planted ourselves.

In the meantime our friend the enemy--more intimate and candid than

ever--appeared to be fully sensible of the havoc the new weapon was

capable of causing. All ears were strained to catch the first sound of

the Kamfers Dam monster. It was sighted at low range, and the boom,

whiz, and crash seemed to jumble all together. The comparative corks

with which we had been assailed hitherto used to shoot high into the

air, whistling several bars of music before touching _terra firma_, and

by careful attention to time it had been to some extent possible to

dodge them. So at least it was stated. The day waned, and the attack was

not renewed. It was suggested that perhaps the gun had "bust"; but the

straw was too thin to be worth catching at.

It was quite four o'clock in the afternoon ere the first shell hurtled

through the air. The heat in the open was suffocating, and the rush to

the underground atmosphere was not the less brisk on that account. A

constant assault was maintained for two hours. Shops, boarding houses,

and private dwellings were battered indiscriminately. A studio in

Dutoitspan Road was broken up; the Central Hotel was struck; and two

little children were slightly hurt. But the saddest incident of the day

was the death of a young man--an employee of the Standard Hotel--who was

struck down at his work mortally wounded. One or two persons had their

shins kicked by passing fragments. Numerous wonderful escapes were heard

of. What with the vibrations of the demoralising water-melons and their

hap-hazard propensities in the choice of victims, it is difficult even

vaguely to convey an idea of the test to which the mettle of the people

was put.

The bombardment was to have a dramatic termination, for the last heavy

projectile hurled into Kimberley landed in the capacious premises of

Cuthbert's Boot Store. Nobody was hit; but not many minutes had passed

when dense volumes of smoke followed by flames issued through the

windows--until at last the building had developed into a mighty bonfire.

What everybody long feared had at length happened. The excitement was

intense; hundreds of men, women, and children flocked to the burning

pile. The Fire Brigade used the hose for what it was worth; but to no

avail; the house was doomed, and finally was completely gutted. When the

blaze was at its height a few small shells fell amid the gesticulating

throng of sight-seers. A stampede followed; but nobody was struck,

_mirabile dictu_; and there was a general alternative run away and sneak

back as each missile exhausted itself.

There was an element of romance, more startling than the fire itself, in

all this. It was thought that the building (Abraham's Store) adjacent to

the one in flames was in grave danger, and the united exertions of the

firemen were ultimately directed to the task of saving it. Within its

hallowed walls was collected the bulk of our confiscated food! It had

been stored away by order of the Czar, and was guarded day and night by

a strong detachment of well-armed Cossacks. This circumstance lent, it

need hardly be said, a piquant and absorbing interest to the progress of

the blaze. It was of supreme importance--to the "Military" as well as

minor "Situations"--that the supplies should be preserved. What a

glowing page it would be in the war's history that the enemy three miles

away had compelled surrender by burning our provisions! For ourselves,

we got so little of the provisions to eat that we should not have been

particularly broken-hearted by the _contretemps_. Familiarity breeds

contempt, and we Were familiar with the "Military Situation"; its

exactions were so absurdly impalpable. It was natural, therefore, that

the activity of the Military should have provoked a certain amount of

chaff from the multitude of hungry civilians. The chaff went round,

anyhow, whether it was natural or not. Officers tripped over officers in

the wildest confusion, ordering, shouting, swearing, and directing the

shop-boys, the soldiers, and the Kafirs who toiled like demons to throw

the threatened foodstuffs into the street in an impossible space of

time. The men tumbled and staggered in clusters, while the advantages of

being a native unencumbered by the collars of our celestial civilisation

were conspicuously apparent. We had our eyes wide open for all possible

pickings; but so also had the rascally Cossacks. Only one gentleman (a

most respected citizen) got off with a case of--candles! Barrels of oil

were rolled into the streets (between files of soldiers, lest anyone

should roll a barrel home), to the indignant surprise of the people thus

afforded ocular demonstration of the extent to which the commandeering

mania had been carried; it was worse even than they had thought--which

is saving a great deal! When everything had been finally heaped outside,

steps were taken forthwith--to carry them _in_ again. All danger of

their ignition had long since vanished; and the mob dispersed in a wild

rush as the clock chimed nine.

What a day Friday was! Beginning at six in the morning the firing was

kept up unceasingly until night-fall. All day long the death-dealing

projectiles swept like a hurricane through the city, terrorising,

killing, lacerating, surpassing previous visitations by odds that were

long indeed. We had had sufficient evidence to judge of what the great

gun at Kamfers Dam _alone_ could do. But on Friday we were pelted from

all directions with a fury unknown hitherto. The first bulletin to send

a thrill of horror through the people--huddled away in holes--contained

intelligence of the deaths of a well-known lady and her infant child;

they had been struck down as they emerged from their shelter for a

breath of fresh air. In Woodly Street a huge missile went clean through

the roof of a house, shot past the heads of a lady and gentleman seated

on the stoep, fell on a soft patch in front of the door, and burst with

a deafening thud five feet under ground. With the aid of a pick and

shovel the fragments were exhumed and pieced together in the presence of

the pallid spectators; and had the next shell fallen on or near the same

spot (as sometimes happened) the results would have been more

calamitous. Many persons had an idea that they were safer in the streets

than in houses where the additional danger of flying furniture was ever

present. Several exciting escapes were witnessed in the Market Square,

and shells fell thickly in the vicinity of the fire station. A telephone

pole had a semi-lunar lump neatly cut out by a passing missile. With

undiminished fury the bombardment proceeded, battering down walls and

gables, and filling hearts with a desire, a longing for vengeance, to be

duly indulged when the fates were propitious.

It was growing late on this tragic Friday when a profound sensation was

caused by a rumour which excited universal awe. George Labram had been

killed by a shell at the Grand Hotel. It sounded incredible, so

improbable and astounding, that he of all others, he who had achieved

greatness in adverse circumstances by constructing a large gun, the

famous Long Cecil--that he should be a victim. Labram dead! Was it a

fabrication? Alas! no; it was true; a sad, a lurid incident, hardly

needed to mark the day memorable. There was a pathetic strangeness in

the fatality that gave rise to philosophic reflections.

Emboldened by a conviction that we should presently be glad to

supplicate for food and quarter, the enemy relaxed not their energy. It

must not be supposed that our guns were idle all this time. Long Cecil

plied pluckily to hit back, and succeeded in frustrating the ambitious

efforts of the Boers to draw their guns still nearer. They were rather

too close as things were, however, and with the aid of the Maxims we

successfully besought the enemy to fling away ambition. To that limited

extent we defeated Boer designs. Lord Methuen's sympathetic coughs in

the bed of the Orange River were heard at intervals throughout the day,

the long, enervating day which did terminate at last. Worn out by its

trials though we were, sleep was not easily coaxed to weigh our eyelids

down; like other "necessaries," it was rare indeed.

Contrary to expectation, the ferocious assault was not resumed on

Saturday morning. It was a blessed interlude, too; there was so much to

whistle about with unbated breath. The prejudice against the Boers and

the arrogant gentlemen who led and fed us was at its fiercest. How was

it all going to end? A feeling of desperation, engendered by the

sufferings of their families, permeated men's hearts and filled them

with a readiness to dare much, to sacrifice a great deal. The situation

was critical, and many a reckless plan to ease it emanated from minds

normally prudent. The outcry against the Military rose to a high pitch;

the air was reeking with denunciations _apropos_ of their culpability

for--things in general. Their manipulation of the victuals, as I have

endeavoured to show, did not pre-possess many in their favour, and fresh

complaints in this connection were constantly forthcoming. Information

was being suppressed, we cried; our actual condition and circumstances

were being misrepresented; the notoriety of individuals was being

purchased at the expense of the "greater number!" Of course, these

charges had been in the air for a long while; but after Friday they,

though still much in the air, matured in intensity. Dissatisfaction was

expressed on all sides. We--some of us--were willing to admit the

necessity of Martial Law, its rigours, severity, and discipline; but it

was too much to expect us to stand mutely by while the Military gabbled

of the "Military Situation," and (as we suspected) inwardly built

temples of fame in the air, in which they would merit a prominent niche

when, say, half a year had passed; when the last horse-chop had frizzled

on the pan; and when incidentally numbers had been killed, maimed, or

starved!

The clamour developed. No fuel was needed to feed the spreading flame of

resentment. None was needed, but it was supplied all the same--and from

a most unexpected quarter, namely, the _Diamond Fields' Advertiser_! It

was a startling _denouement_. The chains that bound the "mighty engine"

were burst asunder. The spell of militarism was broken; the people's

paper was itself again, and the people took it to their hearts as the

champion of their rights and privileges. Its leading article on Saturday

summarised the situation in a nutshell. It is too good to pass.

Commenting on the version of our sorrows supplied by signal, the sturdy

organ in a manner after our own hearts let flow the following deluge of

consoling truths:--

"... What are the facts? We have stood a Siege which is rapidly

approaching the duration of the Siege of Paris; we have practically

defended ourselves with citizen soldiers; for, thankful as we are to

the Imperial garrison, their numbers have condemned them to play a

secondary role; we have raised a large body of mounted troops, who

have on two occasions attacked the enemy's strongholds with the most

magnificent gallantry; and through the genius of Mr. Labram--whose

tragic death yesterday has sent a thrill of sorrow through the whole

community--we have been able not merely to supply ammunition for the

pop-guns sent to Kimberley, but also to produce in our workshops the

only weapon capable of minimising the terrible havoc and destruction

caused by the enemy's six-inch gun, throwing a projectile weighing

100 pounds broadcast over the town at range of three miles. They

shout to us, 'Have patience!' Will they remember that we have fought

alone and unaided for four long months? Will they remember that we

are situated practically in the centre of a desert, 600 miles from

the coast, and have been compelled from the beginning to depend on

our own resources, and that our lives are daily and hourly exposed

to danger? Is it unreasonable, when our women and children are being

slaughtered and our buildings fired, to expect something better than

that a large British army should remain inactive in the presence of

eight or ten thousand peasant soldiers? Surely the time has come to

put in plain English the plain truths of the situation. We have been

influenced in the past by various considerations, notably a desire

to avoid compromising what is called the 'Military Situation.' We

have now come to the conclusion that respect for the 'Military

Situation' merely means deceiving our own people. The Press

correspondents cabling to the London papers are actually not

permitted to mention that Kimberley has been bombarded by a six-inch

gun! This is indeed the last straw, and if only for the sake of

future record we take this opportunity of placing the naked truth

before our readers."

Lively indeed was the satisfaction which greeted this unexpected change

of policy. But there was little time for jubilation, for after breakfast

the shells came whistling through the air. They were delivered in a

desultory fashion, and in the afternoon at still less frequent

intervals. Happily, little damage was done and firing ceased at sunset.

It was over for the week; the prospective respite of thirty-six hours

was a pleasing thought; the morrow would be Sunday, and Sunday was

sacred. Precedent and our sense of the fitness of things alike justified

the assumption. But it did not occur to us that the chimes of midnight

were yet many hours off, nor that from eight o'clock to twelve the

unkindest cut of all was to be administered.

There was something terribly unearthly in the sound of the whizzing

destroyers as they careered across the houses in the blackness of the

silent night. This was the hardest strain of all, and more trying to the

nerves than anything they had to endure in the clear light of day. It

was a never-to-be forgotten ordeal in the lives of the good folk of

Kimberley. From his high and dangerous perch on the conning tower the

bugler ever and anon blew his bugle, suggesting to the scared housemaid

the psychological moment for a plunge beneath the bed. On each

application of the fuse to Long Tom the bugle rang out in clarion tones

its warning to seek cover. It made plaintive melody in the nocturnal

stillness, bespeaking the death-knell perchance of many. Nobody was

abroad, excepting a solemn procession of men wending its way to the

cemetery with all that was mortal of George Labram. Cannon in front of

them volleyed and thundered--to avoid which the late hour had been

chosen for the burial.

Thus closed the long and dreadful week. Over-wrought women and children

emerged from their sodden refuges to court a long-deferred rest, if they

might, for after the events of the night anything might happen. Who was

to tell what the morning might not show?

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