CHAPTER V

_Week ending 18th November, 1899_

Sunday again! the most popular day of the seven; pre-eminently so since

the war began. The peace that marked an occasional week-day was the

certain accompaniment of the Sunday. The conditions of life were normal

on Sunday; its advent made us happy. Following upon the unpleasant

experiences of the previous day it was peculiarly welcome, albeit,

mayhap, the herald of troublous times. The death of the poor washerwoman

had opened up a world of possibilities; morbid forebodings were conjured

up by morbid people, and nobody dreamt of measuring future fatalities by

so low an average as one per day. But yesterday, we were as safe as if

we were "in Piccadilly." A great man had said so--a great man and

millionaire. His name was Rhodes, Mr. Cecil Rhodes, Chairman of the De

Beers Corporation, and "no mean judge of a situation," our newspaper

stated in substantiation of his Piccadilly peccadillo. He had come up

specially for the siege, it was said by some who, had they but half his

foresight, would have "specially" gone away for it. Well, Mr. Rhodes,

felt safe and we, too, had felt safe until the sad event of Saturday

rather neutralised the confidence inspired by the shrewd, but human,

millionaire. There was a minority, indeed, who could not logically look

for aught but ruin and disaster as a sequence to the shock of Saturday.

"Look at the narrow escapes so many had," the minority argued. There

were plenty of stories. Legends of hairbreadth escapes were legion. They

were well told by fluent liars, by such raconteurs as _talk_ of

prodigious things in fishing, and _catch_ nothing but colds. The narrow

escapes were yet to come. Our wounded in the hospital were doing well;

some of them had already been discharged. _Their_ escapes had been

narrow enough, in all conscience; but they were not romantic; they

occurred on the field of battle.

The enemy apparently "slept it out" on Monday. There was no firing until

eight o'clock when a beginning was made with Wesselton. A number of

shells fell in the vicinity of the mine; but, as a lady afterwards

reported: "they did not hit even a dog." Some missiles fell also on the

Bulfontein side, and were buried in the debris heaps. A more serious

assault was subsequently opened on the town itself; for several hours

shells came pouring in from Kamfers Dam and the Lazaretto Ridge. The

firing did not cease until upwards of seventy missiles had burst in the

streets. In the market square a horse was killed--one of two attached to

a Cape cart. The other animal remained alive, very much alive, as its

kicking testified. The driver of the vehicle, a Dutchman, received a

wound in the arm. Another Dutchman, curiously enough, was injured

slightly while injudiciously exposing himself on top of a debris heap.

Happily, no more serious casualities occurred. The Municipal Compound

and the Fire Brigade Station had to bear the brunt of the bombardment,

but the damage done was small.

Despite the real element of danger now attending the mania, the thirst

for souvenirs was unquenchable yet, and the masses of struggling

humanity that seemed to drop from the clouds simultaneously with every

missile to be in at its dismemberment, were as fierce as and _more_

reckless than before in the fight for fragments. When the shells had

been wont to crumble accommodatingly, as would a clay pipe, the winning

of a curio had--I mix the metaphor advisedly--merely involved

participation in a football scrimmage. But since the ball had, as it

were, begun to turn "rusty" the popularity of the game, so far from

diminishing, increased. All day long its devotees "scrummed" and

"shoved" for the coveted trophies. Quite a brisk trade was done in

souvenirs, the smallest scrap of iron fetching a tickey (threepence),

and so on in proportion to weight and size as far as half a sovereign.

These souvenirs included sundry nuts and bolts which had been kicked

about the neighbourhood of De Beers workshops for a quarter of a

century. Whole shells, intact, were sold for a couple of pounds each,

and the hundred or so received up to date circulated a good bit of

money. One of the funny spectacles of the bombardment was a local

entomologist, who had a sense of humour, endeavouring to catch the

missiles with his butterfly net; the "buzzing," he said, attracted him.

This humourist is still alive--he caught nothing.

Healthy folk who lived to eat were at this stage beginning to complain

of hunger, and to assert--not quite truthfully--that they got but "one

meal a day." Eight ounces of meat was not enough for them; they could

devour it all at a single sitting; they were slowly starving. Little

sympathy was felt with these uneasy gourmands. Our sources of supply

were by no means inexhaustible, and the Colonel's restriction was

intelligible to all reasonable men. The Boers, on the other hand,

appeared to possess more live stock than they needed, and it was upon

this hypothesis that the plan of confiscating a portion of the one to

equalise the other was conceived by the artful and gallant Colonel. No

sooner thought of than done. From among the coloured fraternity whose

love of looting had occasioned trouble in the past he selected the most

expert, and commissioned them to resume their bad ways. On the Monday

night operations were commenced, and carried out successfully. By dint

of much patience and caution, the trusty looters were enabled

(unperceived) silently to segregate some seventy oxen and drive them

into Kimberley. Splendid animals they were, too, and an addition to our

depleted flocks and herds which gave us solid satisfaction.

Whether it was that the enemy was engrossed in a vain search for the

missing cattle--if they were missed at all--he gave no expression to his

indignation next morning. Not until lunch time had we any indications of

annoyance. The vials of Boer wrath were then let loose in earnest, and

from the Lazaretto Ridge we were peppered furiously. The shells fell

thickly in the principal thoroughfares--eighty or ninety of them--one

for every bullock "pinched." Fortunately again, the assault was

unattended by loss of life. The tin walls of Saint Cyprian's Church were

perforated by pieces of shell. Another hissing monster dropped in

Dutoitspan Road in front of a tobacco-shop, but thanks to the

picturesque array of pipes and pouches in the window the missile, as if

it had an eye for art, refrained from bursting; instead it made a little

grave to the depth of several feet and buried itself with honour. Three

or four buildings were struck, and a funny man spread an alarming rumour

relative to the loss of _eighteen_ lives in the Queen's Hotel! On

enquiry it transpired that _two_ cats had met their doom. The victims

had been serenading in an out-house when the fatal missile (very

properly) slit their throats. The dear people of the neighbourhood

affected little sympathy for the slain whose orgies had kept them awake

at night. Indeed a wish was expressed that a few more of the cult might

get hissed off the world's stage. And curiously enough a second shell

_did_ fall at the hotel; but the feline minstrels were out of the

way--and their well-wishers so much _in_ it that they made peace with

the cats at once.

The night had been dark, with vivid flashes of lightning to brighten it

now and then, and nature's artillery had rolled until the Boers on

Wednesday morning took Up the refrain with theirs. One poor old man was

wounded in the arm as he lay sleeping in his bed. Houses here and there

up Newton way were damaged, the occupiers escaping injury. The firing

went on for several hours until heavy rains came down and put a stop to

it.

A further note was received from Mr. Wessels. The Dutch folk in our

midst were fairly numerous and not only as liable to laceration as the

British, but, judging by our records so far, rather more so. They had

experienced rank bad luck altogether, and a little bird may have

whispered it to Wessels. However that may be, the Commandant reiterated

his former request in their regard. Now, Colonel Kekewich was only too

willing to accede to the request, in proof of which he wrote up a

special proclamation on the subject. But the Dutch adhered to their

first determination; there is no place like home; leave it they would

not. Mr. Wessels, they insinuated, would not find them new houses and

gardens; nor too much to eat--not even half a pound of meat (perhaps).

There were only three or four families prepared to pack up and with more

reluctance than exultation take their departure.

The possibility of springing something in the nature of a surprise upon

the enemy was a thought which had long exercised the mind of Colonel

Kekewich. The idea culminated in a stiff fight on Thursday. Three or

four hundred of our mounted men had remained up all night, and two guns

of the _Diamond Fields' Artillery_ had no sleep either. It was still

dark when the cavalcade fell into line and proceeded noiselessly along a

ridge leading to Carter's Farm (occupied by the Boers). Daylight had not

yet broken when the men in khaki reached their destination--reached it,

because owing to the recent rains a thick mist obscured the landscape,

and the invaders found themselves in closer proximity to the Farm than

they desired to be--in fact they were right among the "Grabbers." The

surprise was complete--far too complete, for the attackers were as much

astonished as were the yawning Boers. Both sides, however, retained

sufficient presence of mind to shoot at each other; and they did. The

enemy roused from their slumbers had their vision clarified

effectively, an operation which had the drawback of enabling them the

better to see their visitors. The battle waxed fierce, and when

re-inforcements came galloping to the assistance of the Boers it looked

as if the Light Horse must be worsted. But the artillery was behind

them, and from it was belched forth a hail of shrapnel which compelled

the re-inforcements to draw rein and "pant to the place from whence at

first they flew." Our guns away back at the Reservoir also contributed

to this result. Thus it was that the task of evicting the Boers was in

the end a comparatively easy one. Thirteen of their number lay dead or

wounded on the Farm. We had one killed and three severely wounded, seven

others, including Major Peakman, getting slightly hurt.

That a bombardment would follow these events was to be expected: nor

were we disappointed. The town, its thoroughfares and houses were left

alone for the nonce, while the guns were trained on the redoubts. This

was a precedent we could have wished to see followed oftener; but it was

mainly the heart of Kimberley that was assailed at all times. The new

departure did not prove successful; no great harm was done, for the

shells lighting on the soft veld were kinder than the shellers, and

generally failed to burst. As for the citizen soldiers, they received

these attentions with a _nonchalance_ that would reflect credit on older

campaigners. They did not get enough of them; there was money in the

missiles; and the local army had a way of appreciating a good cigar,

with a puff of "Cape Smoke." A barter in souvenirs would admit of these

things, and their indulgence would not be the less sweet because

payment of the damage would really fall upon the _producer_ (President

Kruger).

It was at this stage in the vicissitudes of our siege existence that the

authorities and the public were confronted with a fresh difficulty and

made to feel the presence of a new danger. The outbreak of hostilities

had sent a large number of natives from the adjoining districts into

Kimberley, and these added to the permanent coloured population

increased our responsibilities. There was not sufficient work for so

many. This idle host was a menace to the maintenance of law and order,

and unless something was done for it internal trouble of a serious kind

was sure to arise. These men had no money wherewith to buy food, and

although they could not get liquor to drive them to deeds of

desperation, hunger would soon supply an impetus. And so it came to pass

that the philanthropic spirit was awakened in the breasts of

philanthropists and simulated by others who loved themselves only. That

work must be found for the coloured horde was the unanimous verdict of

the Upper Ten. It was a problem, peculiarly complex at a time when the

"first law of nature" (in a restricted sense) was so stern in its

exactions. But it was a problem which had to be solved and which puzzled

everybody until--Mr. Rhodes entered the breach with a solution. He had

been relieving distress in a quiet, unostentatious way, and he now

settled the native question with characteristic celerity. He held a

short conference with the Mayor; evolved a scheme of road-making; had

some thousands of men employed next day; and, in fine, completed

arrangements to pay away two thousand pounds per week with as little

fuss as another man--or millionaire--would make about a collar lost in

the wash. Indigent "whites," also, were provided for; Mr. Rhodes made

himself responsible for the formation of an auxiliary Fire Brigade for

the behoof of refugees more accustomed to a pen than a pick. The

Colossus had some enemies in Kimberley; but they were less severe--less

numerous, perhaps--from that day onward.

Our defences were by this time in thorough ship-shape, and the

connection of the several redoubts by telephone had just been completed.

From the reservoir another brand new searchlight beamed down upon the

Boers. The Town Guard had taken up permanent residence in the camps. Its

members were supplied with soldiers' rations; also with professional

cooks--who knew better hotels--to cook them. The camp cook was quite a

character, much deferred to and patronised, and was ever eager to drop

his ladle in favour of the refrigerator which he kept ready to make cold

meat of the cool Boer who ventured within range of it. The _chef_ whose

cooking-pot had been scuttled was particularly thirsty for "the

vengeance blood alone could quell."

On Friday a party of the enemy approached the reservoir, presumably to

see if there were water in it. But when our gunners metaphorically

advised them that there was danger of falling in, the party took the

hint and retired. Later on, the Boers advised us with numerous tokens of

their good-will. While this was being done a large force of the enemy

were massing at Alexandersfontein, as if they had finally decided to

take Kimberley without more ado. They deployed in battle array,

preparatory to sweeping all before them. The hooters had been relegated

to oblivion and already, swan-like, sung their sad, sweet song. Whether

the silence of these atrocious mimics induced the Boer to fancy that he

might surprise us, is not known. Certain it was that we did see him, and

were awaiting his coming with composure. It was a long wait. The mounted

men got tired sitting in their saddles, and were ordered out to query

the delay. They broke up into skirmishing parties and shook their fists

at the foe. But it was all to no purpose; the foe declined to be caught

with chaff, and decided "to fight another day."

The townspeople expected a sensational sequel to the affair and

assembled in thousands to greet the returning horsemen. Mr. Cecil

Rhodes, attired in duck pants, a slouch hat, and a necktie, happened to

be passing in a cart at the same moment, and to his profound disgust was

greeted with cheers. He raised his hat, however, and smiled, with a

sigh.

Saturday, contrary to expectation, was quiet. There was the capture of a

lot of cattle to avenge. A good haul had been made on the Friday

night--of fine corpulent cows, worth a deal of money, dealers said. They

were worth a deal of beef, and that was the feature about them of most

immediate interest. We had had no news from anywhere for a long while;

despatch riders, we conjectured, must have fallen at or into the hands

of the enemy. No matter; the British Army, colloquially speaking, knew

its way about. Thus when the shades of night were falling, the general

disposition was one of willingness to wait. The food, to be sure,

lacked something of its wonted excellence; but it served (in the

summer), and we did not grumble. The shelling, too, had fallen somewhat

flat. Mafeking was more out of the way and in a worse plight than

Kimberley. Reflections of this kind begot condescension and a noble

willingness to wait.

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