CHAPTER III

_Week ending 4th November, 1899_

The day of opportunity for reflection was with us again, and since so

little occasion for action presented itself we talked about war in

peace. The man in the street--omniscient being!--discussed it threadbare

on the pavement. A man who knew the Boers was the man in the street. He

knew the British army, too, though; and was sanguine of its ability to

go one better--the shrewdness of which view was loudly applauded. And he

really did much to make morbid people easy, and to lighten the burden of

weak minds. The man in the street was respected. It was deemed a

privilege to chat on the situation with this exalted personage, whom it

took a rare and great occasion to make.

On the Stoep, after dinner, the history of the 'eighty-one struggle was

reviewed and punctuated with commentaries on the character of Mr.

Gladstone. The probable date of the relief column's arrival was settled,

and the consequent discomfiture of the enemy laughed at. The talk was

all of war. The children on their way from Sunday school halted the

passer-by to enquire "who goes there"; they formed fours, stood at ease,

and shouldered sticks enthusiastically. The natives shut up in the

compounds eulogised the sword in their own jargon; they were filled with

ambition to lend an assegai in the fray, and to have a cut at the

people who treated them as children--with the sjambok!

It was remarkable the unanimity of opinion which obtained among

Kimberley men at the beginning of the campaign with reference to the

attitude of the Free State. They were in the first place convinced that

war was certain, inevitable, unavoidable; Great Britain would enforce

her demands, and the Boers would "never" give way to them. So much was

agreed. But the idea of the Free State joining hands with the

Transvaal--to stand or fall with it--was ridiculed as a monstrous

proposition. England had no quarrel with the Free Staters, and they were

not such "thundering fools" as to pick one with England, or to be

influenced by shibboleths bearing on the relative thicknesses of blood

and water. When, however, we learned how very much mistaken folks may

be, the "villainy" of President Steyn was--rather overstated, and the

continued independence of his country pronounced an impossibility.

This was all very well; but it involved some inconsistency, in that we

had veered round to the belief that the Transvaal would never have faced

the music _alone_, and without the aid of the neighbouring State! That

is to say: war was certain from the beginning; the Free Staters were

equally certain to be neutral; but since they were not neutral,

responsibility for the war was theirs, and theirs _only_. Perhaps it

was; but how was the view to be reconciled with our previous

positiveness to the contrary? As a fact, few were conscious of any

weakness in their way of laying down the law, and _they_ (tacitly)

admitted their fallibility.

On Monday the enemy betrayed signs of activity in the building of a

redoubt opposite the Premier Mine. This was disappointing; it looked as

if the purpose was to place a gun in the redoubt--to shy shells at the

Premier. A special edition of the _Diamond Fields' Advertiser_ lent

colour to the assumption. The Boers, the special stated, had a gun fixed

up at Mafeking, and had actually trained it on that town. The shells, we

were assured, had not burst; but (flying) they could hit a man in the

head, we thought. Whence they (the Boers) got the gun was a puzzle to

not a few; and how they managed to make it "speak" was beyond the

comprehension of others. "They might have another gun," these people

exclaimed in horror! They might indeed; the question soon ceased to be

one of speculation, for when a body of the Light Horse attempted to

cross the Free State border, the boom of "another gun" was unmistakably

real. Shell after shell was burled at the Light Horse; none of them were

hit, and not having bothered bringing artillery with them, they were

unable to retaliate.

Later in the day an express rider made his way through the Boer lines.

The most interesting news he was able to impart was summed up in the

Proclamation he carried in his pocket. It bore reference to the

prohibition by the Governor of the sale of arms and ammunition

throughout the Cape Colony. It was feared that the Africanders might buy

the goods and throw them across the border; it had been done. But

information in disproof of this was forthcoming when the story reached

us that a number of the Cape Dutch had risen in rebellion and needed the

weapons for themselves! Kimberley's voice at once favoured the extreme

penalty--death for high treason! Even moderate men, who allowed for

racial sympathies, held that neutrality was in the circumstances the

proper attitude to assume. But the local extremist--and he was the man

of the hour--argued that the object of the rebels was to sweep the

English into the sea, and to make Africa the exclusive privilege of the

Africander. In the evening, a terrific explosion was heard; a dynamite

magazine had been blown up at Dronfield. It was stated that some people

went up along with it; but that part of the story has yet to be

verified.

All this made Wednesday an interesting day, but the gallant Colonel had

yet to crown it with his quota. Having previously omitted to fix a

charge for meal and flour, he now brought back to their normal modesty

the prices of the two commodities. The two hardly provided sufficient

material for a proclamation, but with some stretching they were made to

do so. It was easy to discover a disparity in the relative quantities of

the two foodstuffs in Kimberley; we had a great deal of the one, and

comparatively little of the other. Thus when Kekewich in his wisdom

deemed it prudent to take precautions, the populace did not object. We

knew in _our_ wisdom that precautions were superfluous, but we approved,

in a general way, the principle of prudence. The proclamation

accordingly ordained that every loaf baked in future should be three

parts meal and one part flour. The bakers were given the recipé gratis,

with instructions to sell it (the bread, not the recipé) cheaply,

namely, at three pence per loaf. Theoretically, the new loaf was to

prove a palatable change; practically, the wry expression of

countenance it evoked in the process of mastication demonstrated the

contrary. The bread was light "khaki" in colour, and only in this

respect was it fashionable;--not too fashionable, because "Boer meal"

was its chief ingredient, and racial prejudice was strong. The sweetness

of the old-fashioned white loaf was wanting, and we soon clamoured for

its restoration. But the brazen baker would talk of colour-blindness,

and insist that yellow was white. And when we hit upon the plan of

demanding brown bread, the fellow would argue that yellow was brown!

When black was asked for--well, we did not ask for that. But there was

no option in the matter; the Colonel's prescription had to be accepted.

The sensible course was to try to acquire a taste for it; and we did; we

succeeded--too well!--until at last we could not get _enough_ of the

dough. The unkindest cut of all, however, did not come until pies,

pastry, and sweet cakes of all kinds were pronounced indigestible. The

refined cruelty of this revolutionary decree was bitterly resented; not

only by the confectioners, whose shop windows were works of art, but

also by the public, who loved art. Even gouty subjects and folk with

livers protested. As for the ladies, the war on sponge cakes almost

broke their hearts. Pastry was to many of them a staple sustenance, and

conducive--besides being nice--to a, wan complexion. Five o'clock teas

lost prestige; the tarts were gone. It was a case of Hamlet without the

Prince of Denmark. The propriety of a deputation to the Colonel, to test

his gallantry, was mooted; but the proposal, strange to say, found no

seconder. Meanwhile, he (the Colonel) was on the trail of the butcher

again. Prior to the promulgation of the eight-penny regulation the

butcher had been in his element, charging what he liked, and liking

generally a shilling. The small people in the trade had sold their

cattle to their richer brethren who now made hay in the "ample sunshine"

with great ardour. Their prices, it is true, had been limited by

proclamation; but they still catered for the wealthy classes, and the

"greater number" suffered much in consequence. Some people could get no

meat, and when the Colonel awoke to the situation he suddenly limited

the allowance of each adult to half-a-pound _per diem_. A howl of

indignation followed, and Kekewich was denounced as a "high-handed

vegetarian." To be limited to less meat in a day than a man was

accustomed to "shift" at one meal, was at once "too much" and "too

little." Even this restriction worked badly. Coaches and fours were

driven through the proclamation; the well-to-do got good weight, and the

toiler--shinbone! The system of meat distribution was a source of

trouble to the end.

Friday morning was one to live in our memories, it brought the execrable

hooters again. No pen-picture can be drawn of their effect on the

nerves; their unearthly melody must be heard. It sounded incidental to

carnage, and wailed forth that the enemy was at last about to grapple

with us. The shops were promptly closed; employers and employees rushed

off in carts, on bicycles, or on foot to their respective redoubts. It

was admirable: the readiness, the despatch with which every man hurried

to his place. Women and children--liable to arrest--hastened to their

homes. Soon the streets were completely deserted, save by the alert

constable who walked his 'beat'--ready wherever he saw a head (outside a

door) to crack it. All ears were strained to hear the first shot; and

the suspense was probably more poignant than in later times when we had

grown accustomed to the cry of wolf.

But there was no first shot; the cautious Boer had not made up his mind

to beat us just yet. By a series of elaborate movements he had affected

to gird his loins for a swoop that nothing could withstand, and adroitly

managed the while to capture some oxen and horses--the property of our

local Sanitary Conductors. When this was discovered, a batch of mounted

men were deputed to ride out and question the legality of the

proceedings. The enemy, nothing loth, opened the arguments themselves

with a pungent volley, and when our side proceeded to reply, through a

similar medium, the other would not listen. Later in the afternoon the

Light Horse went out again, and got near enough to unlimber their guns

and to plant a few shells among the Boers who guarded the route to the

Reservoir. In this skirmish one of the Cape Police was killed--a

regrettable circumstance which brought our list of deaths up to five.

The enemy still kept showing signs of activity, and of resolution to

make it not only impossible to get out of Kimberley, but also unpleasant

to live in it. They brought a gun as close as they dared to the De Beers

Mine, and impudently endeavoured to shell it. They seized a second

position at Kamfers Dam, and placed a second gun there. We had good

people in Kimberley who asserted that the gentle Boer knew not how to

use a gun; that he considered it so much lumber, an incumbrance. These

were apart from the school given to postulate that the farmers had _no

guns_ to use. No need to say that both theories were dispelled, by sight

as well as by hearing. Much attention was devoted to Otto's Kopje--our

most exposed position--and many missiles dropped dangerously close to

it. They burst, too, though nobody was hit. But they burst; and that was

a visible fact that astounded a host of knowing people. There was a

story in circulation about a respectable refugee from Johannesburg who,

irritated by the fallacies that passed for facts in regard to Boer

armaments and resources, always made it a point to speak the truth on

the subject. He was an Englishman, quite loyal, and stimulated by a

glass of beer was one evening in his boarding house unfolding the facts

of the case. He discoursed fluently on the calibre and the accumulation

of modern instruments of warfare he had beheld in Pretoria with his own

eyes. His candour nettled his listeners, and on going outside he was

threatened by one with pains and penalties if he did not curb his tongue

and be careful. Another gentleman indulged in some vigorous criticism of

spies and traitors in the abstract; while a third produced a pocket-book

and took down the name of the frank offender, with a view to having him

arrested. They went on in this strain until quite eight or ten muscular

men had formed a cordon round the transgressor. "What did I say?" he

enquired, plaintively. "You said a lot too much," was the crushing

retort. One Ajax finally removed his coat and invited the Radical to a

fistic encounter in the garden--if he felt aggrieved. The challenge was

declined, more in sorrow than in anger, and the clamour subsided.

Contempt for the Boers, their methods of warfare, and their resources,

was so marked that facts--traitorous things--were best left unspoken.

We had been informed that the ranks of the enemy had been largely

augmented by commandoes from the north. Thus when on Saturday morning an

alarm was raised we expected a tug-of-war for sure. The Boers were

apparently massing for a concentrated attack on Wesselton, which was

situated a couple of miles from the city proper. The day was

particularly ugly; a dust storm blew with blinding fury. The portion of

the Town Guard on duty the previous night had just settled down to

slumber when they were obliged to jump out of "bed" and betake

themselves in hot haste to their posts. But the Boers were only joking;

they retired after an out-of-range demonstration of pugnacity. The

citizen soldiers went back to "bed," but ere their winks had totalled

forty they were again roused by the sacred goose-cackie of the hooters

and again running to their trenches. The scenes in the streets were

pretty similar to the pictures of the day before. We waited six hours,

in expectation that "the hope which shone through them would blossom at

last." It was all in vain; the Boers--incorrigible humourists--would not

be serious, or draw close enough to be shot at. It was suggested that

the hooters told them a march was not to be stolen on us; hence so many

postponements of the "fall" of Kimberley. The sound, the weirdness of

the hooters in itself, would keep back a braver foe. We wanted them

silenced, however, and were beginning actually to desire a fight. All

the hardships of active service, _minus_ its real excitement, were ours;

and the cadets of the Town Guard--who cared not whether they lived to be

one-and-twenty--were dying to fire and definitely to learn from the

"kick" of a gun whether there was really "nothing like leather."

Other things contributed to the eventfulness of Saturday; the Boers

continued to display the same ominous energy, digging trenches, erecting

forts, and making themselves generally comfortable--pending our

submission to the inevitable like practical men. To emphasise the wisdom

of surrender on our part, it was freely stated that the town was to be

bombarded from Kamfers Dam. There was a feeling--it was in the air--that

mischief was brewing. In obedience to a sudden order, the women and

children of Otto's Kopje and the West End were hurried into the city for

better protection. Finally, a letter from the Boer Commandant was

received by the Colonel, the contents of which went far to justify the

feeling of anxiety which was abroad.

The Commandant was a Mr. Wessels--and a very courteous gentleman his

note proclaimed him. After some conventional preliminaries, he commenced

by suggesting how natural it would be if the Dutch families living in

Kimberley desired to betake themselves to more congenial surroundings.

The Colonel thought it would be natural. Mr. Wessels would take it as a

favour if said families were permitted to trek. Mr. Kekewich would

gladly grant the favour; but the people concerned could not take a

natural view of the matter at all; they decided to remain where they

were. Mr. Wessels next graciously proposed that _all_ women and

children, irrespective of race, should be expatriated. The Colonel was

still anxious to oblige, but the women, unfortunately, were not. They

scouted the proposition. Its impertinence had attractions, but they

declined to leave. It was _too_ ridiculous; living in a desert as they

were, with railway communication cut off on every side. They never heard

the like! The surrender of the entire city was the final little favour

solicited by the Commandant; and lower down it was hinted that the

bombardment of Kimberley would be the painful alternative to a refusal.

Here all courtesy was brushed aside, and Wessels was challenged to "take

it--if he could."

In the evening a "special" was published which contained a few vague

assurances of the satisfactory progress of the war in Natal; also some

items concerning Mafeking, and the philosophic pluck of Baden-Powell.

"The British troops," the special protested, "were rapidly arriving." At

the redoubts the news was enthusiastically digested to the strains of

"Rule Britannia," "Tommy Atkins," and kindred national ballads. The

troops were arriving, but had not yet reached Kimberley. The prophets

were false; the three weeks were over; but not so the siege. One, two,

aye, three weeks more of it distinctly stared us in the face.

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