You must not be wroth with me because I have not written for a long
time--I have been ill, but am much better. Omar will go down to
Alexandria to meet Maurice on Monday.
My boat is being painted, but is nearly finished; as soon as it is done I
shall move back into her. I got out into a little cangia but it swarmed
with bugs and wasps, and was too dirty, so I moved yesterday into a good
boat belonging to a dragoman, and hope to be back in my own by Sunday.
But oh Lord! I got hold of the Barber himself turned painter; and as the
little cangia was moored alongside the _Urania_ in order to hold all the
mattresses, carpets, etc. I was his victim. First, it was a request for
'three pounds to buy paint.' 'None but the best of paint is fitting for
a noble person like thee, and that thou knowest is costly, and I am thy
servant and would do thee honour.' 'Very well,' say I, 'take the money,
and see, oh man, that the paint is of the best, or thy backsheesh will be
bad also.' Well, he begins and then rushes in to say: 'Come oh Bey, oh
Pasha! and behold the brilliancy of the white paint, like milk, like
glass, like the full moon.' I go and say, 'Mashallah! but now be so good
as to work fast, for my son will be here in a few days, and nothing is
ready.' Fatal remark. 'Mashallah! Bismillah! may the Lord spare him,
may God prolong thy days, let me advise thee how to keep the eye from
him, for doubtless thy son is beautiful as a memlook of 1,000 purses.
Remember to spit in his face when he comes on board, and revile him aloud
that all the people may hear thee, and compel him to wear torn and dirty
clothes when he goes out:--and how many children hast thou, and our
master, thy master, and is he well?' etc. etc. '_Shukr Allah_! all is
well with us,' say I; 'but, by the Prophet, paint, oh _Ma-alim_ (exactly
the German _Meister_) and do not break my head any more.' But I was
forced to take refuge at a distance from Hajj' Alee's tongue. Read the
story of the Barber, and you will know exactly what Ma-alim Hajj' Alee
is. Also just as I got out of my boat and he had begun, the painter whom
I had last year and with whom I was dissatisfied, went to the Sheykh of
the painters and persuaded him to put my man in prison for working too
cheap--that was at daybreak. So I sent up my Reis to the Sheykh to
inform him that if my man did not return by next day at daybreak, I would
send for an European painter and force the Sheykh to pay the bill. Of
course my man came.
My steersman Hassan, and a good man, Hoseyn, who can wash and is
generally nice and pleasant, arrived from el-Bastowee a few days ago, and
are waiting here till I want them. Poor little ugly black Hassan has had
his house burnt down in his village, and lost all the clothes which he
had bought with his wages; they were very good clothes, some of them, and
a heavy loss. He is my Reis's brother, and a good man, clean and careful
and quiet, better than my Reis even--they are a respectable family. Big
stout Hazazin owes me 200 piastres which he is to work out, so I have
still five men and a boy to get. I hope a nice boy, called Hederbee (the
lizard), will come. They don't take pay till the day before we sail,
except the Reis and Abdul Sadig, who are permanent. But Hassan and
Hoseyn are working away as merrily as if they were paid. People growl at
the backsheesh, but they should also remember what a quantity of service
one gets for nothing here, and for which, oddly enough, no one dreams of
asking backsheesh. Once a week we shift the anchors, for fear of their
silting over, and six or eight men work for an hour; then the mast is
lowered--twelve or fourteen men work at this--and nobody gets a farthing.
The other day Omar met in the market an 'agreeable merchant,' an
Abyssinian fresh from his own country, which he had left because of the
tyranny of Kassa, alias Todoros, the Sultan. The merchant had brought
his wife and concubines to live here. His account is that the mass of
the people are delighted to hear that the English are coming to conquer
them, as they hope, and that everyone hates the King except two or three
hundred scamps who form his bodyguard. He had seen the English
prisoners, who, he says, are not ill-treated, but certainly in danger, as
the King is with difficulty restrained from killing them by the said
scamps, who fear the revenge of the English; also that there is one woman
imprisoned with the native female prisoners. Hassan the donkeyboy, when
he was a _marmiton_ in Cairo, knew the Sultan Todoros, he was the only
man who could be found to interpret between the then King of Abyssinia
and Mohammed Ali Pasha, whom Todoros had come to visit. The merchant
also expressed a great contempt for the Patriarch, and for their
_Matraam_ or Metropolitan, whom the English papers call the _Abuna_.
_Abuna_ is Arabic for 'our father.' The man is a Cairene Copt and was a
hanger-on of two English missionaries (they were really Germans) here,
and he is more than commonly a rascal and a hypocrite. I know a
respectable Jew whom he had robbed of all his merchandise, only Ras Alee
forced the _Matraam_ to disgorge. Pray what was all that nonsense about
the Armenian Patriarch of Jerusalem writing to Todoros? what could he
have to do with it? The Coptic Patriarch, whose place is Cairo, could do
it if he were forced.
At last my boat is finished, so to-morrow Omar will clean the windows,
and on Saturday move in the cushions, etc. and me, and on Sunday go to
Alexandria. I hear the dreadful voice of Hajj' Alee, the painter,
outside, and will retire before he gets to the cabin door, for fear he
should want to bore me again. I do hope Maurice will enjoy his journey;
everyone is anxious to please him. The Sheykh of the Hawara sent his
brother to remind me to stop at his 'palace' near Girgeh, that he might
make a fantasia for my son. So Maurice will see real Arab riding, and
jereed, and sheep roasted whole and all the rest of it. The Sheykh is
the last of the great Arab chieftains of Egypt, and has thousands of
fellaheen and a large income. He did it for Lord Spencer and for the
Duke of Rutland and I shall get as good a fantasia, I have no doubt.
Perhaps at Keneh Maurice had better not see the dancing, for Zeyneb and
Latefeeh are terribly fascinating, they are such pleasant jolly girls as
well as pretty and graceful, but old Oum ez-Zeyn (mother of beauty),
so-called on account of his hideousness, will want us to eat his good
dinner.