CHAPTER VII

G.H.Q.

In an army in which abbreviation by capital letter is carried to the

pitch of mania, the hieroglyphics standing at the head of this chapter

may be recognized, without undue difficulty, as signifying _General

Headquarters_. This is a comparatively simple combination. It is not

always thus. One requires a certain amount of practice to discern the

different offices of the army in the field in a row of letters flashed

out at one in conversation with soldier-men.

“Can you direct me to the D.A.D.O.S.?” a dusty motor-cyclist

despatch-rider, one foot trailing on the ground beside his snorting

machine, asks a quartermaster-sergeant in a village. “First on the

right past the D.A.D.R.T.’s, the red house next to the A.P.M.” Quite

unperturbed by this fearsome array of letters, the youth whirrs

cheerily off, and finds his destination without difficulty. Question

and answer, as interpreted to the layman, signify: “Can you direct me

to the Deputy Assistant Director of Ordnance Services?” “First on the

right past the Deputy Assistant Director of Railway Transport, the red

house next to the Assistant Provost Marshal.”

In all this maze of abbreviation, G.H.Q. is the combination most often

heard at the front. For G.H.Q. is the head of the army, the brain and

nerve centre which directs and governs the whole vast organism of our

fighting force, from the most advanced stretch of sandbags which marks

the firing-line back to the enormous office of a thousand clerks, where

the regimental records are kept in a snug French town far to the rear.

To the men in the firing-line G.H.Q. is the home of the “brass-hats”

(as Staff officers are popularly styled), a mysterious and remote place

from which unexpected and inexplicable edicts are issued forth, mostly

leading to unwelcome changes in comfortable billets or cosy trenches, a

snug spot of soft jobs and easy living.

In reality G.H.Q. is nothing of the kind. I wish some of the

imaginative writers who, in the course of one or other of the political

controversies which this war has brought forth, have described G.H.Q.

as a centre of fashion, swarming with idle A.D.C.’s buzzing about

beautiful ladies, could spend a day or two in the place. Luxury follows

fashion as surely as trade follows the flag. One glance at the bedroom

which would be reserved for our friend, the imaginative writer, at

the local hotel would speedily disillusionize him as to G.H.Q. being

fashionable, luxurious, or even comfortable. ---- (the etiquette of

our army in the field forbids me even now to lift the transparent veil

enveloping the identity of the French town where Sir John French has

installed his General Headquarters) is not Brussels of 1815. Nor is it

Capua. It is a small town with historic associations, particularly with

England, the greater part of any architectural and antiquarian beauty

it may have possessed, however, swept away by the growth of industry.

G.H.Q. is a place of hard work and of simple living. The men in the

trenches who “grouse,” as all good soldiers “grouse,” about the “soft”

and “safe” jobs at G.H.Q. have no conception of the strenuous life of

the men in the offices there. I am personally acquainted, not with one

or two, but with scores of officers who are at their desk at eight

o’clock, or earlier, each morning, Sundays included, and are kept hard

at it, with not more than two hours’ break in the day, until eleven

o’clock at night. Rank makes no distinction. In fact, the heads of the

different services set the example of “hustle” to their subordinates.

“Never in my life,” said an officer with a distinguished record of

service in the field in South Africa, “have I worked so hard as I

have done at G.H.Q. I have not heard a shot fired in this war; I have

never seen a shell burst; I have not set eyes upon a German, not even

a German prisoner. I never get any time for exercise. Sometimes I long

to be up in the trenches, getting hard and fit in the fresh air, and

winning clasps for the war medal.”

“It’s very strange to be back at the old game,” a General who had been

moved from a high appointment at G.H.Q. to the command of a division

in the field said to me one day. “Here I am following my natural

vocation of commanding men in the field. I am getting sunburnt. I have

an enormous appetite, and I sleep better than I ever did in my life.

Of course, I miss my friends at G.H.Q., but this is a life of leisure

compared to the grind there.”

All the threads of the army run back to G.H.Q.--the threads controlling

its strategy, its supplies of men, of material, of food, of equipment;

its relations with our Allies, the French. To do proper justice to

the work of G.H.Q. would require a volume; but, as I have set myself

in this book to write an impression and not a technical review of the

work of our army in the field, I will content myself with setting forth

as briefly as I can the services centred at G.H.Q. as a preface to

glancing at the conditions of life prevailing at the hub of the army.

General Headquarters, then, consists of the Command-in-Chief,

the General Staff, the Adjutant-General’s Staff, and the

Quartermaster-General’s Staff. Here we have assembled the principal

services of the army, the supreme direction of all centred in the

person of the Commander-in-Chief assisted by the General Staff, the

Adjutant-General’s Department responsible for _personnel_, and the

Quartermaster-General’s Department responsible for supplies. General

Staff, A.G. and Q.M.G. Departments (you see how easy it is to fall into

army abbreviations!), are represented by General Staff officers and an

officer representing together A.G. and Q.M.G. Departments (he is called

Assistant Adjutant and Quartermaster-General) attached to each army,

army corps, and division, thus insuring smooth departmentalization of

the different branches right through the army. Each of the subdivisions

of the three great services, General Staff, A.G., Q.M.G. Departments,

also have their special representatives with armies, corps, and

divisions in the field in the shape of Assistant and Deputy-Assistant

Directors of Medical Services, of Ordnance Services, and so on.

The General Staff is divided into two divisions--Operations, known as

“_O_,” and Intelligence (“_I_”).

“_O_” occupies itself with strategy and tactics, the general brainwork

of the army. It is also the centre to which all reports come.

“_I_” is the detective of the army. It is the business of this division

to endeavour to discover by every possible means all about the enemy

forces, their disposition and composition. One of the most important

of the sections of “_I_” is the map department, where maps, not only

of our own positions, but also, as far as possible, of the enemy, are

prepared.

The A.G. Department likewise falls into two divisions--(_a_)

Administration; (_b_) Military Law. The first attends to the

all-important question of men, the wastage due to casualties and

sickness, and the replenishment by fresh drafts out from home. At a

stated hour every day telegrams begin pouring in from every part of

the line with the day’s casualties which are sent home, and immediate

measures taken to refill the gaps thus caused by fresh drafts out from

home.

The Medical Services, presided over by a Director-General of Medical

Services, and their immense ramifications, from the regimental

aid-post, installed in a house or barn right behind the firing-line,

down to the hospitals established in palatial hotels at one or other of

our army bases, come under this division of the A.G. Department.

The Military Law division deals with discipline, no small matter in

an army which has grown to the size of ours. Offences against military

law, such as drunkenness, desertion, cowardice in face of the enemy,

and so on, are matters with which this department deals. Trial is, of

course, by court-martial, and the sentence is sent up to the Judge

Advocate for confirmation by the Commander-in-Chief.

It was under the auspices of this division of the A.G. Department that

the Suspension of Sentences Act, a measure which, though revolutionary

in its bearing on military law, received next to no attention in

England, was passed through Parliament. The effect of the Act is to

empower the military authorities to suspend for the duration of the

war the execution of a sentence passed on a British soldier on active

service, and at the same time to offer him the opportunity to expunge

the conviction by meritorious conduct in the field.

It is a sane, a merciful, but also a practical measure. Though it

does not apply to death sentences in cases where the authorities

are constrained to let justice take its course, in all ordinary

circumstances a man need no longer feel that he has irretrievably

ruined his career by a single unreflecting act. Absence from duty, for

instance, is an offence that can find no condonement on active service.

But a man with a clean record may shirk his duty under the influence

of a fit of depression caused by passing indisposition or some other

external circumstance. In these conditions a sentence of imprisonment

may be passed, but its execution postponed until the end of the war.

The man returns to his duty knowing that he can wipe out the black

mark against him by gallant behaviour in face of the foe. The Act has

the practical advantage of frustrating the attempts of shirkers to

evade their duty in the firing-line by committing offences which, under

the old system, would have sent them down for a spell of penal duty at

one of the bases.

The measure has been completely successful. It has undoubtedly

prevented injustice being done in more than one case. I was told of a

sergeant, for instance, who was sentenced to death by court-martial

for cowardice in face of the enemy. It was an inexplicable case, for

the man had an excellent record, but the facts were incontrovertible.

The man’s conduct had been disgraceful, and might have imperilled the

position if his comrades had followed his example. According to custom,

a report on the man was requested from his commanding officer. It was

extremely favourable, and it stated, on the doctor’s evidence, that on

the occasion in question the sergeant was suffering from a liver attack.

While the case was being debated, the sergeant, who was carrying on

with his duties, performed a deed which in other circumstances would

certainly have won for him the Military Cross. It seemed an ideal

opportunity for applying the Act, though, in point of fact, it had not

then been passed by the House of Commons. The sergeant, who had been

degraded, was restored to his rank, and the conviction wiped off his

record.

Another case of an even more remarkable nature in which the Act was

applied was that of a man who escaped from custody after sentence

of death passed on him for desertion had been confirmed by the

Commander-in-Chief. By some means or other the man contrived to get

wounded after his escape, and was in this way passed through the

hospitals to England, where he spent a delightful week posing as

a wounded “hero” back from the front. When he was discharged from

hospital he calmly returned to his regimental depot, and was in due

course sent back to France with a draft to his old battalion. The

sergeant who received the draft promptly recognized the offender,

and, speechless with stupefaction, marched him off under guard to

the lock-up while the case was sent up to the A.G. Department for a

decision.

The case was unique in the annals of the Department. Fortunately for

the scapegrace, the authorities handling it were men of the world,

and the decision they reached was both wise and merciful. It was

argued that a man who would not let even a sentence of death deter

him from returning to the front is the kind of man we want in the

firing-line--what the army in the field would call “a stout feller.”

Accordingly the death sentence was commuted, and the scamp returned to

the trenches with a long term of imprisonment suspended, like the sword

of Damocles, over his head as an added inducement to valour.

The Provost Marshal, most feared of officers, with his acolytes, the

Assistant Provost Marshals, commonly known as the A.P.M.’s, attached

to the different armies and corps, is under this branch of the A.G.

Department.

The A.P.M. is the instrument of military law. His mission is to look

after discipline. Multifarious and difficult are his duties. He must

be drastic as Draco, tactful as Talleyrand, astute as Sherlock Holmes.

He is the pass “wallah.” He is the authority who at all times and

places has the indisputable right to demand your papers and to inquire

all about you. If a private or two get drunk in a village, it is the

A.P.M. who must find out where and how they get their liquor despite

the stringent army prohibition, and place the offending _estaminet_

out of bounds. The A.P.M. must know the civilians who are respectable

citizens in our zone of operations and those who are not.

Frequently his duties bring him into collision with the fair sex. Since

immemorial times the courtesan has proved an invaluable instrument of

espionage, and the advent of ladies of the roving eye in the towns

of our zone is but one of the hundreds of topics which engage the

attention of the A.P.M.

Pity the A.P.M.! He _must_ be rather truculent in manner in order to

assert his authority, for it is his duty to scent the spy in everyone

whose business in the war zone is not instantly apparent. But hear

him when papers and passes have been produced in impeccable order:

“You know I have to do this. It’s my job. You don’t mind my troubling

you--what?” The presence of civilians in the zone of our army is a

valuable shelter to spies, and one must therefore be grateful to

the unremitting labours of the A.P.M.’s, however inconvenient their

activity may be at times.

“During the march of the Allies to the Meuse,” writes Captain Maycock

in his admirable treatise on Marlborough’s campaigns, “every

possible provision had been made for the comfort of the men, while

the discipline of the troops, and the fact that all supplies were

scrupulously paid for, astonished the inhabitants of the countries

through which they passed.”

This high standard, established by Cadogan, Marlborough’s famous

Quartermaster-General, on the Danube and in Flanders, has been

splendidly maintained--nay, surpassed--by his successors in this

war. The supply services of the army have been above all praise.

Whether the Q.M.G. was dealing with the four divisions of the original

Expeditionary Force or with the great army into which that little body

ultimately expanded, the supply service reached the same high level

of efficiency. Whether in the summer heat of the retreat from Mons or

in the icy chill of the winter in the trenches, the hardships of war

have been consistently allayed for our troops by the abundance and

regularity of their supplies.

The Quartermaster-General Department furnishes the army in the field

with everything, including arms and ammunition, which are provided

through the Ordnance Services, but are carried up to the front in the

motor-lorries of the Mechanical Transport of the Army Service Corps,

which is under the Q.M.G. Everything, from bully-beef and biscuits to

fly-papers, from plum-and-apple jam to chloride of lime, is supplied by

the Q.M.G.

[Illustration:

_“Daily Mail” phot._

OUR TROOPS AND THEIR DAILY BREAD. A SCENE AT A BASE.]

The Q.M.G. works in close co-operation with the Inspector-General

of Communications (I.G.C.), who controls the Lines of

Communication--familiarly known as L. of C.--supervises the unloading

of supplies at the base and their transfer to trains bound for

the railheads at the front, “railhead” being the railway station or

siding allotted to the division as its collecting-point on the line.

At the railhead the Q.M.G. steps in again and sees to the collection

of the supplies by the motor-lorries attached to each division, which

take the supplies to the refilling-points, where the horse-carts of

the different battalions are waiting to carry them right into the

firing-line.

The Q.M.G. has to look after the motor and horse transport of the army.

Through his Director of Transport he has to find the army in motor-cars

and motor-lorries, with spare parts and petrol and tyres and enormous

garages, where the havoc wrought by the rough Flanders roads can be

repaired by expert mechanics; in motor-cycles for the despatch-riders

of the Signalling Corps; in carts for the horse-transport. Through his

Director of Remounts he has to provide the army with its horses and

mules.

He is the army postman, controlling, through his Director of Postal

Services, an admirable organization which keeps the men in the trenches

in touch with home, even though their home be Alberta or Fiji, by means

of postal deliveries as regular as those in England. He looks after

requisitioning and billeting. In short, his activities are innumerable,

and after months spent with the army in the field, I still come across

traces of his usefulness in new directions. In an army which is always

“grousing”--for grumbling has ever been the habit of the soldier--the

comparative immunity from criticism of the Army Service Corps, chief

handmaiden to the Q.M.G., is probably the highest compliment that can

be paid to the efficiency of that hard-worked department.

The organization of our army in the field is so admirable, its

departmentalization so fascinating, so simple, that the temptation

lies very near me to devote this chapter to a survey in detail of

the diverse services whose direction is centred at G.H.Q. Efficient

organization has a strange fascination for the lay mind, as witness the

transformation which a few months of soldiering effects in your young

civilian. He will bombard you with technical terms; he will pepper you

with alphabetical abbreviations; he will, in short, so demolish you

with his salvoes of “shop” that your mind in the process is reduced to

the state of a trench after the “artillery preparation” is over, and

the guns are “lifting” to make way for the infantry attack.

But I want to tell you of the life, of the soul of the army in the

field. Your sons and husbands and brothers and cousins will fill in the

details of the vast network of services which I have sketched above.

While I have been talking (and boring you doubtless) of A.G.’s and

A.P.M.’s and Q.M.G.’s, there are the sentries standing at the entrances

to the nameless little French town, where G.H.Q. is established,

waiting to inspect the impeccable credentials with which I can furnish

you, and then to pass you on, with a brisk salute, into as strange a

scene as you will see in the world to-day.

For this sleepy little French town, with its inevitable _Grand’

Place_--a spacious cobbled square--its narrow streets mostly named

after local politicians and other notabilities, its neglected-looking

cathedral and churches, its garish little shops, is a kind of museum

of uniforms. Never was such a variety of military caps seen together

before: many variations of the “brass-hat” of the Staff Officer, from

a hideous kind of Sandford-and-Merton pattern with a swollen crown,

which some of the arbiters of fashions have imported from Piccadilly,

to the faded red and tarnished gold of the Brigade Major from the

trenches; the forage-cap of the Royal Flying Corps, the Glengarry and

Kilmarnock bonnet, the _képi_ with its khaki cover--badge of the French

interpreter--the slouch hat of the Gurkha, the puggaree of the Indian

Cavalry, the common or garden service-cap of Mr. Thomas Atkins.

Then the boots and leggings! What a multiple variety! Immaculate

field-boots of the A.D.C., boned and blocked and polished daily by

enthusiastic “batmen” until you can see yourself in their resplendent

surface; “pig-dealers,” the grey, close-fitting, canvas leggings

affected by the “horsy”; Stohwassers of every make and kind; puttees,

brown, grey, and blue; ski boots; canvas field-boots; “ammunition

boots,” clean or mud-caked and sodden according as the wearer’s duties

take him near or away from the firing-line.

The _bureaux_ of notaries, of insurance agents, of exporters and

importers, have been turned into offices for the army services.

Officers with such alphabetical titles as I have mentioned above stride

with a preoccupied air in and out of old houses whose dilapidated

fronts and faded rooms breathe an atmosphere of fatigue that contrasts

strangely with the bustle within.

Here in a room that might have come out of an illustration of Du

Maurier in _Punch_ of the seventies an officers’ mess is installed.

Tins of cigarettes and tobacco stand on the mantelpiece, the _Sketch_

and the _Vie Parisienne_ lie about the tables, maps hang on the

walls, in the depressing atmosphere created by an abundance of

rubbed and dusty plush, of cheap brass ornaments, of soul-searing

chromo-lithographs, of dyed grasses crammed into vases as big as

drainpipes. Perhaps the word _mess_ conjures up for you a picture of

regimental plate, of shaded lights, of red-and-gold uniforms. Banish it

from your mind! “Cut it out!”

Meals at G.H.Q. have only one excuse--viz., that man must eat. They

are short and business-like, and the fare is plain. In this stern,

hard-working North of France they have none of the amenities of French

life. The wine is imported, and bad and dear at that; the cooking is

atrocious; and as for cleanliness, I have dined in my time at many

a humble eating-house in London where the food was served in a far

more appetizing manner than I have seen it in the hotels in this part

of France. Soup produced from soup squares, fish (on Wednesdays and

Fridays, fish-market days) or macaroni, then roast beef or mutton

(ration meat, and mostly very tough), followed by tinned fruit and

coffee, is the average _menu_ of the messes at G.H.Q. Immediately after

dinner everybody bolts back to his work.

During the greater part of the day everything is in movement at G.H.Q.

Except for the orderlies waiting for messages outside the offices, and

officers here or there talking in the street, everyone seems to be

moving. Cars come chug-chugging up the narrow streets, waved in and

out by military policemen posted at the dangerous corners, with little

coloured flags affixed to the bonnet signifying the formation to which

they are attached. There are French cars, adventurous-looking cars,

some of them, heavily coated with the mud of Arras or the Argonne,

or maybe even the Vosges, bearing mysterious numbers and letters on

their wind-screens. They stand there in the sunshine while their

drivers, begoggled and leather-coated, chat with a French interpreter

or two, with a friendly town policeman, or a uniformed messenger from

the Banque de France. In the group there will surely be a British

A.S.C. driver or two surveying the Allied car with that silent mien of

unspoken criticism which is the attitude of the chauffeur the world

over towards a car other than his own.

Clean, well-set-up fellows are the sentries in the town furnished by

the famous Territorial regiment incorporated in the G.H.Q. troops. The

trim General with the blue arm-band you will often see walking about

the town commands the G.H.Q. troops, and, as far as the British Army

is concerned, represents law and order in the town. The Territorial

regiment concerned has a drum-and-fife band that gives concerts twice

daily on the _Grand’ Place_, to the huge delight of the populace. It

also organises smoking-concerts of its own, at which a fine array of

talent is forthcoming. The pianist at entertainments of all sorts

organized by our army in the field within a wide radius of G.H.Q. is a

private of this battalion, a musician of no mean order.

If you want an idea of the medley of mankind that swarms at G.H.Q.,

come in here to the Fortnum and Mason’s of the place. At all hours

of the day the shop is full of officers and men, mess presidents and

orderlies, ordering biscuits and liqueur and wine and tinned fruits and

cake and macaroni and sardines and Heaven knows what. The trim young

ladies who serve know us all by our units, if not by our names. You

may hear them rating the patient and ox-like _garçon_, a stolid man

of fifty or thereabouts. “_Eh bien! le whisky pour l’Intelligence? Où

est-ce? Vous ne voyez pas que le Capitaine attend les conserves pour

les Indiens? Voyons, dépêchez-vous!_”

One afternoon in the shop I met a Guardsman of my acquaintance,

_liaison_ officer with a French army. “The beggars won’t let me pay my

mess-bill,” he protested, “so I am getting something in the way of a

contribution to the mess. What do you think of asparagus?” And he went

off presently to his car with a huge bundle of _asperges d’Argenteuil_

under each arm.

There is no social life whatsoever at G.H.Q. For one thing, many of the

leading inhabitants have left the war-zone, and gone to live in Paris

or elsewhere; for another, the army in the field is far too busy for

calling and dining. There are no amusements. There is a theatre, but it

is empty. There is not even a cinematograph show. There are sing-songs

arranged by one or other of the different services from time to time,

and one of the A.S.C. convoys has a “rag-time band,” with mouth-organs

and combs and tin cans by way of instruments, which is said to be

very successful. But the fact is that no one has the time to organize

amusements for the army. For G.H.Q. is the hub of the army, the

power-house that supplies the driving-force to our army in the field.

Our army has established the most cordial relations with the French

inhabitants of G.H.Q. The town must be truly thankful for the British

occupation, for, on the testimony of the Mayor, the towns-people have

made more money since the English arrived than they ever made in their

lives. The English influence is very clearly seen in the shops. There

are no less than three shops, for instance, doing a thriving trade

in all the appurtenances of English games--badminton sets, tennis

rackets and balls, cricket bats and balls and stumps, and so on. Bass’s

beer, Quaker Oats, all kinds of sauces and pickles, Perrier water,

English cakes and biscuits, and, of course, English jam, are in the

shop-windows, and are largely advertised through the town. Notices

in English are displayed on all sides. “Watches Carefully Mended,”

“Top-Hole Coffee and Chocolat” (_sic_), “Manufacturer of Brushes and

Brooms,” “Washing Done for the Military,” are some of the notices I

have remarked. At dinner-time hordes of ragamuffins invade the one or

two hotels and cafés with the English newspapers which have just come

up, having arrived by the morning boat. In parenthesis I might remark

that, in addition to the copies of the London dailies given to the

troops free as part of their rations, enterprising newsagents have

established themselves in all the principal towns in the zone of our

army, and send out newsboys with the papers as soon as they arrive

to all the troops billeted in the neighbourhood. In this way I have

seen the _Daily Mail_ sold on a road less than five miles from the

firing-line, with the guns rumbling noisily in the distance.

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