MUCH ADO ABOUT NOTHING.

As Charles was about to leave the apartment, he was prevented by the

appearance of Wildrake, who entered with an unusual degree of swagger

in his gait, and of fantastic importance on his brow. “I crave your

pardon, fair sir,” he said; “but, as they say in my country, when doors

are open dogs enter. I have knocked and called in the hall to no

purpose; so, knowing the way to this parlour, sir,—for I am a light

partisan, and the road I once travel I never forget,—I ventured to

present myself unannounced.”

“Sir Henry Lee is abroad, sir, I believe, in the Chase,” said Charles,

coldly, for the appearance of this somewhat vulgar debauchee was not

agreeable to him at the moment, “and Master Albert Lee has left the

Lodge for two or three days.”

“I am aware of it, sir,” said Wildrake; “but I have no business at

present with either.”

“And with whom is your business?” said Charles; “that is, if I may be

permitted to ask—since I think it cannot in possibility be with me.”

“Pardon me in turn, sir,” answered the cavalier; “in no possibility can

it be imparted to any other but yourself, if you be, as I think you

are, though in something better habit, Master Louis Girnigo, the

Scottish gentleman who waits upon Master Albert Lee.”

“I am all you are like to find for him,” answered Charles.

“In truth,” said the cavalier, “I do perceive a difference, but rest,

and better clothing, will do much; and I am glad of it, since I would

be sorry to have brought a message, such as I am charged with, to a

tatterdemalion.”

“Let us get to the business, sir, if you please,” said the King—“you

have a message for me, you say?”

“True, sir,” replied Wildrake; “I am the friend of Colonel Markham

Everard, sir, a tall man, and a worthy person in the field, although I

could wish him a better cause—A message I have to you, it is certain,

in a slight note, which I take the liberty of presenting with the usual

formalities.” So saying, he drew his sword, put the billet he mentioned

upon the point, and making a profound bow, presented it to Charles.

The disguised Monarch accepted of it, with a grave return of the

salute, and said, as he was about to open the letter, “I am not, I

presume, to expect friendly contents in an epistle presented in so

hostile a manner?”

“A-hem, sir,” replied the ambassador, clearing his voice, while he

arranged a suitable answer, in which the mild strain of diplomacy might

be properly maintained; “not utterly hostile, I suppose, sir, is the

invitation, though it be such as must be construed in the commencement

rather bellicose and pugnacious. I trust, sir, we shall find that a few

thrusts will make a handsome conclusion of the business; and so, as my

old master used to say, _Pax mascitur ex bello_. For my own poor share,

I am truly glad to have been graced by my friend, Markham Everard, in

this matter—the rather as I feared the puritan principles with which he

is imbued, (I will confess the truth to you, worthy sir,) might have

rendered him unwilling, from certain scruples, to have taken the

gentlemanlike and honourable mode of righting himself in such a case as

the present. And as I render a friend’s duty to my friend, so I humbly

hope, Master Louis Girnigo, that I do no injustice to you, in preparing

the way for the proposed meeting, where, give me leave to say, I trust,

that if no fatal accident occur, we shall be all better friends when

the skirmish is over than we were before it began.”

“I should suppose so, sir, in any case,” said Charles, looking at the

letter; “worse than mortal enemies we can scarce be, and it is that

footing upon which this billet places us.”

“You say true, sir,” said Wildrake; “it is, sir, a cartel, introducing

to a single combat, for the pacific object of restoring a perfect good

understanding betwixt the survivors—in case that fortunately that word

can be used in the plural after the event of the meeting.”

“In short, we only fight, I suppose,” replied the King, “that we may

come to a perfectly good and amicable understanding?”

“You are right again, sir; and I thank you for the clearness of your

apprehension,” said Wildrake.—“Ah, sir, it is easy to do with a person

of honour and of intellect in such a case as this. And I beseech you,

sir, as a personal kindness to myself, that, as the morning is like to

be frosty, and myself am in some sort rheumatic—as war will leave its

scars behind, sir,—I say, I will entreat of you to bring with you some

gentleman of honour, who will not disdain to take part in what is going

forward—a sort of pot-luck, sir—with a poor old soldier like myself—

that we may take no harm by standing unoccupied during such cold

weather.”

“I understand, sir,” replied Charles; “if this matter goes forward, be

assured I will endeavour to provide you with a suitable opponent.”

“I shall remain greatly indebted to you, sir,” said Wildrake; “and I am

by no means curious about the quality of my antagonist. It is true I

write myself esquire and gentleman, and should account myself

especially honoured by crossing my sword with that of Sir Henry or

Master Albert Lee; but, should that not be convenient, I will not

refuse to present my poor person in opposition to any gentleman who has

served the King,— which I always hold as a sort of letters of nobility

in itself, and, therefore, would on no account decline the duello with

such a person.”

“The King is much obliged to you, sir,” said Charles, “for the honour

you do his faithful subjects.”

“O, sir, I am scrupulous on that point—very scrupulous.—When there is a

roundhead in question, I consult the Herald’s books, to see that he is

entitled to bear arms, as is Master Markham Everard, without which, I

promise you, I had borne none of his cartel. But a cavalier is with me

a gentleman, of course—Be his birth ever so low, his loyalty has

ennobled his condition.”

“It is well, sir,” said the King. “This paper requests me to meet

Master Everard at six to-morrow morning, at the tree called the King’s

Oak—I object neither to place nor time. He proffers the sword, at

which, he says, we possess some equality—I do not decline the weapon;

for company, two gentlemen—I shall endeavour to procure myself an

associate, and a suitable partner for you, sir, if you incline to join

in the dance.”

“I kiss your hand, sir, and rest yours, under a sense of obligation,”

answered the envoy.

“I thank you, sir,” continued the King; “I will therefore be ready at

place and time, and suitably furnished; and I will either give your

friend such satisfaction with my sword as he requires, or will render

him such cause for not doing so as he will be contented with.”

“You will excuse me, sir,” said Wildrake, “if my mind is too dull,

under the circumstances, to conceive any alternative that can remain

betwixt two men of honour in such a case, excepting—sa—sa—.” He threw

himself into a fencing position, and made a pass with his sheathed

rapier, but not directed towards the person of the King, whom he

addressed.

“Excuse me, sir,” said Charles, “if I do not trouble your intellects

with the consideration of a case which may not occur.—But, for example,

I may plead urgent employment on the part of the public.” This he spoke

in a low and mysterious tone of voice, which Wildrake appeared

perfectly to comprehend; for he laid his forefinger on his nose with

what he meant for a very intelligent and apprehensive nod.

“Sir,” said he, “if you be engaged in any affair for the King, my

friend shall have every reasonable degree of patience—Nay, I will fight

him myself in your stead, merely to stay his stomach, rather than you

should be interrupted.—And, sir, if you can find room in your

enterprise for a poor gentleman that has followed Lunsford and Goring,

you have but to name day, time, and place of rendezvous; for truly,

sir, I am tired of the scald hat, cropped hair, and undertaker’s cloak,

with which my friend has bedizened me, and would willingly ruffle it

out once more in the King’s cause, when whether I be banged or hanged,

I care not.”

“I shall remember what you say, sir, should an opportunity occur,” said

the King; “and I wish his Majesty had many such subjects—I presume our

business is now settled?”

“When you shall have been pleased, sir, to give me a trifling scrap of

writing, to serve for my credentials—for such, you know, is the

custom—your written cartel hath its written answer.”

“That, sir, will I presently do,” said Charles, “and in good time, here

are the materials.”

“And, sir,” continued the envoy—“Ah!—ahem!—if you have interest in the

household for a cup of sack—I am a man of few words, and am somewhat

hoarse with much speaking—moreover, a serious business of this kind

always makes one thirsty.—Besides, sir, to part with dry lips argues

malice, which God forbid should exist in such an honourable

conjuncture.”

“I do not boast much influence in the house, sir,” said the King; “but

if you would have the condescension to accept of this broad piece

towards quenching your thirst at the George”—

“Sir,” said the cavalier, (for the times admitted of this strange

species of courtesy, nor was Wildrake a man of such peculiar delicacy

as keenly to dispute the matter,)—“I am once again beholden to you. But

I see not how it consists with my honour to accept of such

accommodation, unless you were to accompany and partake?”

“Pardon me, sir,” replied Charles, “my safety recommends that I remain

rather private at present.”

“Enough said,” Wildrake observed; “poor cavaliers must not stand on

ceremony. I see, sir, you understand cutter’s law—when one tall fellow

has coin, another must not be thirsty. I wish you, sir, a continuance

of health and happiness until to-morrow, at the King’s Oak, at six

o’clock.”

“Farewell, sir,” said the King, and added, as Wildrake went down the

stair whistling, “Hey for cavaliers,” to which air his long rapier,

jarring against the steps and banisters, bore no unsuitable burden—

“Farewell, thou too just emblem of the state, to which war, and defeat,

and despair, have reduced many a gallant gentleman.”

During the rest of the day, there occurred nothing peculiarly deserving

of notice. Alice sedulously avoided showing towards the disguised

Prince any degree of estrangement or shyness, which could be discovered

by her father, or by any one else. To all appearance, the two young

persons continued on the same footing in every respect. Yet she made

the gallant himself sensible, that this apparent intimacy was assumed

merely to save appearances, and in no way designed as retracting from

the severity with which she had rejected his suit. The sense that this

was the case, joined to his injured self-love, and his enmity against a

successful rival, induced Charles early to withdraw himself to a

solitary walk in the wilderness, where, like Hercules in the Emblem of

Cebes, divided betwixt the personifications of Virtue and of Pleasure,

he listened alternately to the voice of Wisdom and of passionate Folly.

Prudence urged to him the importance of his own life to the future

prosecution of the great object in which he had for the present

miscarried—the restoration of monarchy in England, the rebuilding of

the throne, the regaining the crown of his father, the avenging his

death, and restoring to their fortunes and their country the numerous

exiles, who were suffering poverty and banishment on account of their

attachment to his cause. Pride too, or rather a just and natural sense

of dignity, displayed the unworthiness of a Prince descending to actual

personal conflict with a subject of any degree, and the ridicule which

would be thrown on his memory, should he lose his life for an obscure

intrigue by the hand of a private gentleman. What would his sage

counsellors, Nicholas and Hyde—what would his kind and wise governor,

the Marquis of Hertford, say to such an act of rashness and folly?

Would it not be likely to shake the allegiance of the staid and prudent

persons of the royalist party, since wherefore should they expose their

lives and estates to raise to the government of a kingdom a young man

who could not command his own temper? To this was to be added, the

consideration that even his success would add double difficulties to

his escape, which already seemed sufficiently precarious. If, stopping

short of death, he merely had the better of his antagonist, how did he

know that he might not seek revenge by delivering up to government the

malignant Louis Kerneguy, whose real character could not in that case

fail to be discovered?

These considerations strongly recommended to Charles that he should

clear himself of the challenge without fighting; and the reservation

under which he had accepted it, afforded him some opportunity of doing

so.

But Passion also had her arguments, which she addressed to a temper

rendered irritable by recent distress and mortification. In the first

place, if he was a prince, he was also a gentleman, entitled to resent

as such, and obliged to give or claim the satisfaction expected on

occasion of differences among gentlemen. With Englishmen, she urged, he

could never lose interest by showing himself ready, instead of

sheltering himself under his royal birth and pretensions, to come

frankly forward and maintain what he had done or said on his own

responsibility. In a free nation, it seemed as if he would rather gain

than lose in the public estimation by a conduct which could not but

seem gallant and generous. Then a character for courage was far more

necessary to support his pretensions than any other kind of reputation;

and the lying under a challenge, without replying to it, might bring

his spirit into question. What would Villiers and Wilmot say of an

intrigue, in which he had allowed himself to be shamefully baffled by a

country girl, and had failed to revenge himself on his rival? The

pasquinades which they would compose, the witty sarcasms which they

would circulate on the occasion, would be harder to endure than the

grave rebukes of Hertford, Hyde, and Nicholas. This reflection, added

to the stings of youthful and awakened courage, at length fixed his

resolution, and he returned to Woodstock determined to keep his

appointment, come of it what might.

Perhaps there mingled with his resolution a secret belief that such a

rencontre would not prove fatal. He was in the flower of his youth,

active in all his exercises, and no way inferior to Colonel Everard, as

far as the morning’s experiment had gone, in that of self-defence. At

least, such recollection might pass through his royal mind, as he

hummed to himself a well-known ditty, which he had picked up during his

residence in Scotland—

“A man may drink and not be drunk;

A man may fight and not be slain;

A man may kiss a bonnie lass,

And yet be welcome back again.”

Meanwhile the busy and all-directing Dr. Rochecliffe had contrived to

intimate to Alice that she must give him a private audience, and she

found him by appointment in what was called the study, once filled with

ancient books, which, long since converted into cartridges, had made

more noise in the world at their final exit, than during the space

which had intervened betwixt that and their first publication. The

Doctor seated himself in a high-backed leathern easy-chair, and signed

to Alice to fetch a stool and sit down beside him.

“Alice,” said the old man, taking her hand affectionately, “thou art a

good girl, a wise girl, a virtuous girl, one of those whose price is

above rubies—not that _rubies_ is the proper translation—but remind me

to tell you of that another time. Alice, thou knowest who this Louis

Kerneguy is—nay, hesitate not to me—I know every thing—I am well aware

of the whole matter. Thou knowest this honoured house holds the

Fortunes of England.” Alice was about to answer. “Nay, speak not, but

listen to me, Alice—How does he bear himself towards you?”

Alice coloured with the deepest crimson. “I am a country-bred girl,”

she said, “and his manners are too courtlike for me.”

“Enough said—I know it all. Alice, he is exposed to a great danger

to-morrow, and you must be the happy means to prevent him.”

“I prevent him!—how, and in what manner?” said Alice, in surprise. “It

is my duty, as a subject, to do anything—anything that may become my

father’s daughter”—

Here she stopped, considerably embarrassed.

“Yes,” continued the Doctor, “to-morrow he hath made an appointment—an

appointment with Markham Everard; the hour and place are set—six in the

morning, by the King’s Oak. If they meet, one will probably fall.”

“Now, may God forefend they should meet,” said Alice, turning as

suddenly pale as she had previously reddened. “But harm cannot come of

it; Everard will never lift his sword against the King.”

“For that,” said Dr. Rochecliffe, “I would not warrant. But if that

unhappy young gentleman shall have still some reserve of the loyalty

which his general conduct entirely disavows, it would not serve us

here; for he knows not the King, but considers him merely as a

cavalier, from whom he has received injury.”

“Let him know the truth, Doctor Rochecliffe, let him know it

instantly,” said Alice; “_he_ lift hand against the King, a fugitive

and defenceless! He is incapable of it. My life on the issue, he

becomes most active in his preservation.”

“That is the thought of a maiden, Alice,” answered the Doctor; “and, as

I fear, of a maiden whose wisdom is misled by her affections. It were

worse than treason to admit a rebel officer, the friend of the

arch-traitor Cromwell, into so great a secret. I dare not answer for

such rashness. Hammond was trusted by his father, and you know what

came of it.”

“Then let my father know. He will meet Markham, or send to him,

representing the indignity done to him by attacking his guest.”

“We dare not let your father into the secret who Louis Kerneguy really

is. I did but hint the possibility of Charles taking refuge at

Woodstock, and the rapture into which Sir Henry broke out, the

preparations for accommodation and the defence which he began to talk

of, plainly showed that the mere enthusiasm of his loyalty would have

led to a risk of discovery. It is you, Alice, who must save the hopes

of every true royalist.”

“I!” answered Alice; “it is impossible.—Why cannot my father be induced

to interfere, as in behalf of his friend and guest, though he know him

as no other than Louis Kerneguy?”

“You have forgot your father’s character, my young friend,” said the

Doctor; “an excellent man, and the best of Christians, till there is a

clashing of swords, and then he starts up the complete martialist, as

deaf to every pacific reasoning as if he were a game-cock.”

“You forget, Doctor Rochecliffe,” said Alice, “that this very morning,

if I understand the thing aright, my father prevented them from

fighting.”

“Ay,” answered the Doctor, “because he deemed himself bound to keep the

peace in the Royal-Park; but it was done with such regret, Alice, that,

should he find them at it again, I am clear to foretell he will only so

far postpone the combat as to conduct them to some unprivileged ground,

and there bid them tilt and welcome, while he regaled his eyes with a

scene so pleasing. No, Alice, it is you, and you only, who can help us

in this extremity.”

“I see no possibility,” said she, again colouring, “how I can be of the

least use.”

“You must send a note,” answered Dr. Rochecliffe, “to the King—a note

such as all women know how to write better than any man can teach

them—to meet you at the precise hour of the rendezvous. He will not

fail you, for I know his unhappy foible.”

“Doctor Rochecliffe,” said Alice gravely,—“you have known me from

infancy,—What have you seen in me to induce you to believe that I

should ever follow such unbecoming counsel?”

“And if you have known _me_ from infancy,” retorted the Doctor, “what

have you seen of _me_ that you should suspect me of giving counsel to

my friend’s daughter, which it would be misbecoming in her to follow?

You cannot be fool enough, I think, to suppose, that I mean you should

carry your complaisance farther than to keep him in discourse for an

hour or two, till I have all in readiness for his leaving this place,

from which I can frighten him by the terrors of an alleged search?—So,

C. S. mounts his horse and rides off, and Mistress Alice Lee has the

honour of saving him.”

“Yes, at the expense of my own reputation,” said Alice, “and the risk

of an eternal stain on my family. You say you know all. What can the

King think of my appointing an assignation with him after what has

passed, and how will it be possible to disabuse him respecting the

purpose of my doing so?”

“I will disabuse him, Alice; I will explain the whole.”

“Doctor Rochecliffe,” said Alice, “you propose what is impossible. You

can do much by your ready wit and great wisdom; but if new-fallen snow

were once sullied, not all your art could wash it clean again; and it

is altogether the same with a maiden’s reputation.”

“Alice, my dearest child,” said the Doctor, “bethink you that if I

recommended this means of saving the life of the King, at least

rescuing him from instant peril, it is because I see no other of which

to avail myself. If I bid you assume, even for a moment, the semblance

of what is wrong, it is but in the last extremity, and under

circumstances which cannot return—I will take the surest means to

prevent all evil report which can arise from what I recommend.”

“Say not so, Doctor,” said Alice; “better undertake to turn back the

Isis than to stop the course of calumny. The King will make boast to

his whole licentious court, of the ease with which, but for a sudden

alarm, he could have brought off Alice Lee as a paramour—the mouth

which confers honour on others, will then be the means to deprive me of

mine. Take a fitter course, one more becoming your own character and

profession. Do not lead him to fail in an engagement of honour, by

holding out the prospect of another engagement equally dishonourable,

whether false or true. Go to the King himself, speak to him, as the

servants of God have a right to speak, even to earthly sovereigns.

Point out to him the folly and the wickedness of the course he is about

to pursue—urge upon him, that he fear the sword, since wrath bringeth

the punishment of the sword. Tell him, that the friends who died for

him in the field at Worcester, on the scaffolds, and on the gibbets,

since that bloody day—that the remnant who are in prison, scattered,

fled, and ruined on his account, deserve better of him and his father’s

race, than that he should throw away his life in an idle brawl—Tell

him, that it is dishonest to venture that which is not his own,

dishonourable to betray the trust which brave men have reposed in his

virtue and in his courage.”

Dr. Rochecliffe looked on her with a melancholy smile, his eyes

glistening as he said, “Alas! Alice, even I could not plead that just

cause to him so eloquently or so impressively as thou dost. But, alack!

Charles would listen to neither. It is not from priests or women, he

would say, that men should receive counsel in affairs of honour.”

“Then, hear me, Doctor Rochecliffe—I will appear at the place of

rendezvous, and I will prevent the combat—do not fear that I can do

what I say—at a sacrifice, indeed, but not that of my reputation. My

heart may be broken”—she endeavoured to stifle her sobs with

difficulty—“for the consequence; but not in the imagination of a man,

and far less that man her sovereign, shall a thought of Alice Lee be

associated with dishonour.” She hid her face in her handkerchief, and

burst out into unrestrained tears.

“What means this hysterical passion?” said Dr. Rochecliffe, surprised

and somewhat alarmed by the vehemence of her grief—“Maiden, I must have

no concealments; I must know.”

“Exert your ingenuity, then, and discover it,” said Alice—for a moment

put out of temper at the Doctor’s pertinacious self-importance—“Guess

my purpose, as you can guess at every thing else. It is enough to have

to go through my task, I will not endure the distress of telling it

over, and that to one who—forgive me, dear Doctor—might not think my

agitation on this occasion fully warranted.”

“Nay, then, my young mistress, you must be ruled,” said Rochecliffe;

“and if I cannot make you explain yourself, I must see whether your

father can gain so far on you.” So saying, he arose somewhat

displeased, and walked towards the door.

“You forget what you yourself told me, Doctor Rochecliffe,” said Alice,

“of the risk of communicating this great secret to my father.”

“It is too true,” he said, stopping short and turning round; “and I

think, wench, thou art too smart for me, and I have not met many such.

But thou art a good girl, and wilt tell me thy device of free-will—it

concerns my character and influence with the King, that I should be

fully acquainted with whatever is _actum atque tractatum_, done and

treated of in this matter.”

“Trust your character to me, good Doctor,” said Alice, attempting to

smile; “it is of firmer stuff than those of women, and will be safer in

my custody than mine could have been in yours. And thus much I

condescend—you shall see the whole scene—you shall go with me yourself,

and much will I feel emboldened and heartened by your company.”

“That is something,” said the Doctor, though not altogether satisfied

with this limited confidence. “Thou wert ever a clever wench, and I

will trust thee; indeed, trust thee I find I must, whether voluntarily

or no.”

“Meet me, then,” said Alice, “in the wilderness to-morrow. But first

tell me, are you well assured of time and place?—a mistake were fatal.”

“Assure yourself my information is entirely accurate,” said the Doctor,

resuming his air of consequence, which had been a little diminished

during the latter part of their conference.

“May I ask,” said Alice, “through what channel you acquired such

important information?”

“You may ask, unquestionably,” he answered, now completely restored to

his supremacy; “but whether I will answer or not, is a very different

question. I conceive neither your reputation nor my own is interested

in your remaining in ignorance on that subject. So I have my secrets as

well as you, mistress; and some of them, I fancy, are a good deal more

worth knowing.”

“Be it so,” said Alice, quietly; “if you will meet me in the wilderness

by the broken dial at half-past five exactly, we will go together

to-morrow, and watch them as they come to the rendezvous. I will on the

way get the better of my present timidity, and explain to you the means

I design to employ to prevent mischief. You can perhaps think of making

some effort which may render my interference, unbecoming and painful as

it must be, altogether unnecessary.”

“Nay, my child,” said the Doctor, “if you place yourself in my hands,

you will be the first that ever had reason to complain of my want of

conduct, and you may well judge you are the very last (one excepted)

whom I would see suffer for want of counsel. At half-past five, then,

at the dial in the wilderness—and God bless our undertaking!”

Here their interview was interrupted by the sonorous voice of Sir Henry

Lee, which shouted their names, “Daughter Alice—Doctor Rochecliffe,”

through passage and gallery.

“What do you here,” said he, entering, “sitting like two crows in a

mist, when we have such rare sport below? Here is this wild

crack-brained boy Louis Kerneguy, now making me laugh till my sides are

fit to split, and now playing on his guitar sweetly enough to win a

lark from the heavens.—Come away with you, come away. It is hard work

to laugh alone.”

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