ON BOARD THE "JUPITER"
A grey day at sea. The _Jupiter_ seemed to be slinking through the mist
and drizzle, so still was the world of waters. The ocean was as smooth
as a mill pond; the reflected sky came down bleak and drab and no wind
was stirring. The rush of the ship through the glassy, sullen sea
produced a fictitious gale across the decks; aside from that there was
dead calm ahead and behind.
A threat seemed to lurk in the smooth, oily face of the Atlantic. Far
ahead stretched the grey barricade that seemed to mark the spot where
the voyage was to end. There was no going beyond that clear-cut line.
When the ship came up to it, there would be no more water beyond;
naught but a vast space into which the vessel must topple and go on
falling to the end of time. The great sirens were silent, for the fog
of the night before had lifted, laying bare a desolate plain. The ship
was sliding into oblivion, magnificently indifferent to the catastrophe
that awaited its arrival at the edge of the universe. And she was
sailing the sea alone. All other ships had passed over that sinister
line and were plunging toward a bottom that would never be reached, so
long is eternity.
The decks of the _Jupiter_ were wet with the almost invisible drizzle
that filled the air, yet they were swarming with the busy pedestrians
who never lose an opportunity to let every one know that they are on
board. No ship's company is complete without its leg-stretchers. They
who never walk a block on dry land without complaining, right manfully
lop off miles when walking on the water, and get to be known--at least
visually--to the entire first cabin before they have paraded half way
across the Atlantic. (There was once a man who had the strutting
disease so badly that he literally walked from Sandy Hook to Gaunt's
Rock, but, who, on getting to London, refused to walk from the Savoy to
the Cecil because of a weak heart.) The worst feature about these
inveterate water-walkers is that they tread quite as proudly upon other
people's feet as they do upon their own, and as often as not they
appear to do it from choice. Still, that is another story. It has
nothing to do with the one we are trying to tell.
To resume, the decks of the _Jupiter_ were wet and the sky was drab.
New York was twenty-four hours astern and the brief Sunday service had
come to a peaceful end. It died just in time to escape the horrors of a
popular programme by the band amidships. The echo of the last amen was
a resounding thump on the big bass drum.
Three tall, interesting looking men stood leaning against the starboard
rail of the promenade deck, unmindful of the mist, watching the
scurrying throng of exercise fiends. Two were young, the third was old,
and of the three there was one who merited the second glance that
invariably was bestowed upon him by the circling passers-by. Each
succeeding revolution increased the interest and admiration and people
soon began to favour him with frankly unabashed stares and smiles that
could not have been mistaken for anything but tribute to his extreme
good looks.
He stood between the gaunt, soldierly old man with the fierce
moustache, and the trim, military young man with one that was close
cropped and smart. Each wore a blue serge suit and affected a short
visored cap of the same material, and each lazily puffed at a very
commonplace briar pipe. They in turn were watching the sprightly parade
with an interest that was calmly impersonal. They saw no one person who
deserved more than a casual glance, and yet the motley crowd passed
before them, apparently without end, as if expecting a responsive smile
of recognition from the tall young fellow to whom it paid the honest
tribute of curiosity.
The customary he-gossip and perennial snooper who is always making the
voyage no matter what ship one takes or the direction one goes, nosed
out the purser and discovered that the young man was R. Schmidt of
Vienna. He was busy thereafter mixing with the throng, volunteering
information that had not been solicited but which appeared to be
welcome. Especially were the young women on board grateful to the
he-gossip, when he accosted them as a perfect stranger to tell them the
name of another and even more perfect stranger.
"Evidently an Austrian army officer," he always proclaimed, and that
seemed to settle it.
Luckily he did not overhear R. Schmidt's impassive estimate of the
first cabin parade, or he might have had something to repeat that would
not have pleased those who took part in it.
"Queer looking lot of people," said R. Schmidt, and his two companions
moodily nodded their heads.
"I am sorry we lost those rooms on the _Salammbo_," said the younger of
his two companions. "I had them positively engaged, money paid down."
"Some one else came along with more money, Dank," observed R. Schmidt.
"We ought to be thankful that we received anything at all. Has it
occurred to you that this boat isn't crowded?"
"Not more than half full," said the older man. "All of the others
appeared to be packed from hold to funnel. This must be an unpopular
boat."
"I don't know where we'd be, however, if Mr. Blithers hadn't thought of
the _Jupiter_ almost at the last minute," said R. Schmidt.
"Nine day boat, though," growled the old man.
"I don't mind that in the least. She's a steady old tub and that's
something."
"Hobbs tells me that it is most extraordinary to find the east bound
steamers crowded at this season of the year," said Dank. "He can't
understand it at all. The crowds go over in June and July and by this
time they should be starting for home. I thought we'd have no
difficulty in getting on any one of the big boats, but, by jove,
everywhere I went they said they were full up."
"It was uncommonly decent of Blithers not coming down to see us off,"
said the elderly man, who was down on the passenger list as Totten. "I
was apprehensive, 'pon my soul. He stuck like a leech up to the last
minute."
R. Schmidt was reflecting. "It struck me as queer that he had not heard
of the transfer of our securities in London."
"I cannot understand Bernstein & Sons selling out at a time when the
price of our bonds is considerably below their actual value," said
Totten, frowning. "A million pounds sterling is what their holdings
really represented; according to the despatches they must have sold at
a loss of nearly fifty thousand pounds. It is unbelievable that the
house can be hard-pressed for money. There isn't a sounder concern in
Europe than Bernstein's."
"We should have a Marconi-gram to-night or tomorrow in regard to the
bid made in Paris for the bonds held by the French syndicate," said
Dank, pulling at his short moustache. "Mr. Blithers is investigating."
"There is something sinister in all this," said R. Schmidt. "Who is
buying up all of the out-standing bonds and what is behind the
movement? London has sold all that were held there and Paris is
approached on the same day. If Paris and Berlin should sell, nearly
four million pounds in Graustark bonds will be in the hands of people
whose identity and motives appear to be shrouded in the deepest
mystery."
"And four million pounds represents the entire amount of our bonds held
by outside parties," said Totten, with a significant shake of his
grizzled head. "The remainder are in the possession of our own
institutions and the people themselves. We should hear from Edelweiss,
too, in response to my cablegram. Perhaps Romano may be able to throw
light on the situation. I confess that I am troubled."
"Russia would have no object in buying up our general bonds, would
she?" inquired R. Schmidt.
"None whatever. She would have nothing to gain. Mr. Blithers assured me
that he was not in the least apprehensive. In fact, he declared that
Russia would not be buying bonds that do not mature for twelve years to
come. There must be some private--eh?"
A steward was politely accosting the trio.
"I beg pardon, is this Mr. Totten?"
"Yes."
"Message for you, sir, at the purser's."
"Bring it to my stateroom, Totten," said R. Schmidt briefly, and the
old man hurried away on the heels of the messenger.
The two young men sauntered carelessly in an opposite direction and
soon disappeared from the deck. A few minutes later, Totten entered the
luxurious parlour of R. Schmidt and laid an unopened wireless message
on the table at the young man's elbow.
"Open it, Totten."
The old man slit the envelope and glanced at the contents. He nodded
his head in answer to an unspoken question.
"Sold?" asked R. Schmidt.
"Paris and Berlin, both of them, Prince. Every bond has been gobbled
up."
"Does he mention the name of the buyer?"
"Only by the use of the personal pronoun. He says--'I have taken over
the Paris and Berlin holdings. All is well.' It is signed 'B.' So! Now
we know."
"By jove!" fell from the lips of both men, and then the three
Graustarkians stared in speechless amazement at each other for the
space of a minute before another word was spoken.
"Blithers!" exclaimed Dank, sinking back into his chair.
"Blithers," repeated Totten, but with an entirely different inflection.
The word was conviction itself as he pronounced it.
R. Schmidt indulged in a wry little smile. "It amounts to nearly twenty
million dollars, Count. That's a great deal of money to spend in the
pursuit of an idle whim."
"Humph!" grunted the old Count, and then favoured the sunny-faced
Prince with a singularly sharp glance. "Of course, you understand his
game?"
"Perfectly. It's as clear as day. He intends to be the crown
father-in-law. I suppose he will expect Graustark to establish an Order
of Royal Grandfathers."
"It may prove to be no jest, Robin," said the Count seriously.
"My dear Quinnox, don't look so sad," cried the Prince. "He may have
money enough to buy Graustark but he hasn't enough to buy grandchildren
that won't grow, you know. He is counting chickens before they're
hatched, which isn't a good business principle, I'd have you to know."
"What was it he said to you at Red Roof?"
"That was nothing. Pure bluster."
"He said he had never set his heart on anything that he didn't get in
the end, wasn't that it?"
"I think so. Something of the sort. I took it as a joke."
"Well, I took it as a threat."
"A threat?"
"A pleasant, agreeable threat, of course. He has set his heart on
having the crown of Graustark worn by a Blithers. That is the long and
short of it."
"I believe he did say to me in the woods that day that he could put his
daughter on any throne in Europe if he set his mind to the job," said
the Prince carelessly. "But you see, the old gentleman is not counting
on two very serious sources of opposition when it comes to this
particular case. There is Maud, you see,--and me."
"I am not so sure of the young lady," said the Count sententiously.
"The opposition may falter a bit there, and half of his battle is won."
"You seem to forget, Quinnox, that such a marriage is utterly
impossible," said the Prince coldly, "Do you imagine that I would
marry--"
"Pardon me, highness, I said _half_ the battle would be won. I do
contemplate a surrender on your part. You are a very pig-headed young
man. The most pig-headed I've ever known, if you will forgive me for
expressing myself so--"
"You've said it a hundred times," laughed the Prince, good-naturedly.
"Don't apologise. Not only you but the entire House of Nobles have
characterised me as pig-headed and I have never even thought of
resenting it, so it must be that I believe it to be true."
"We have never voiced the opinion, highness, except in reference to our
own great desire to bring about the union between our beloved ruler and
the Crown Princess of--"
"So," interrupted R. Schmidt, "it ought to be very clear to you that if
I will not marry to please my loyal, devoted cabinet I certainly shall
not marry to please William W. Blithers. No doubt the excellent Maud is
a most desirable person. In any event, she has a mind of her own. I
confess that I am sorry to have missed seeing her. We might have got on
famously together, seeing that our point of view is apparently unique
in this day and age of the world, No, my good friends, Mr. Blithers is
making a poor investment. He will not get the return for his money that
he is expecting. If it pleases him to buy our securities, all well and
good. He shall lose nothing in the end. But he will find that Graustark
is not a toy, nor the people puppets. More than all that, I am not a
bargain sale prince with Christmas tree aspirations, but a very
unamiable devil who cultivates an ambition to throw stones at the
conventions. Not only do I intend to choose my wife but also the court
grandfather. And now let us forget the folly of Mr. Blithers and
discuss his methods of business. What does he expect to gain by this
extraordinary investment?"
Count Quinnox looked at him rather pityingly. "It appears to be his way
of pulling the strings, my boy. He has loaned us something like sixteen
millions of dollars. We have agreed to deposit our public service bonds
as security against the loan, so that practically equalises the
situation. It becomes a purely business transaction. But he sees far
ahead. This loan of his matures at practically the same time that our
first series of government bonds are due for payment. It will be
extremely difficult for a small country, such as Graustark, to raise
nearly forty millions of dollars in, say ten years. The European
syndicates undoubtedly would be willing to renew the loan under a new
issue--I think it is called refunding, or something of the sort. But
Mr. Blithers will be in a position to say no to any such arrangement.
He holds the whip hand and--"
"But, my dear Count," interrupted the Prince, "what if he does hold it?
Does he expect to wait ten years before exercising his power? You
forget that marriage is his ambition. Isn't he taking a desperate risk
in assuming that I will not marry before the ten years are up? And, for
that matter, his daughter may decide to wed some other chap who--"
"That's just the point," said Quinnox. "He is arranging it so that you
_can't_ marry without his consent."
"The deuce you say!"
"I am not saying that he can carry out his design, my dear boy, but it
is his secret hope, just the same. So far as Graustark is concerned,
she will stand by you no matter what betides. As you know, there is
nothing so dear to our hearts as the proposed union of Dawsbergen's
Crown Princess and--"
"That's utterly out of the question, Count," said the Prince, setting
his jaws.
The count sighed patiently. "So you say, my boy, so you say. But you
are not reasonable. How can you know that the Crown Princess of
Dawsbergen is not the very mate your soul has been craving--"
"That's not the point. I am opposed to this miserable custom of giving
in marriage without the consent of the people most vitally concerned,
and I shall never recede from my position."
"You are very young, my dear Prince."
"And I intend to remain young, my dear Count. Loveless marriages make
old men and women of youths and maidens. I remember thinking that
remark out for myself after a great deal of effort, and you may
remember that I sprung it with considerable effect on the cabinet when
the matter was formally discussed a year or two ago. You heard about
it, didn't you, Dank?"
"I did, highness."
"And every newspaper in the world printed it as coming from me, didn't
they? Well, there you are. I can't go behind my publicly avowed
principles."
The young fellow stretched his long body in a sort of luxurious
defiance, and eyed his companions somewhat combatively.
"Sounds very well," growled the Count, with scant reverence for
royalty, being a privileged person.
"Now, Dank here can marry any one he likes--if she'll have him--and he
is only a lieutenant of the guard. Why should I,--prince royal and
master of all he surveys, so to speak,--why should I be denied a
privilege enjoyed by every good-looking soldier who carries a sword in
my army--_my_ army, do you understand? I leave it to you, Dank, is it
fair? Who are you that you should presume to think of a happy marriage
while I, your Prince, am obliged to twiddle my thumbs and say 'all
right, bring any old thing along and I'll marry her'? Who are you,
Dank, that's what I'd like to know."
His humour was so high-handed that the two soldiers laughed and Dank
ruefully admitted that he was a lucky dog.
"You shall not marry into the Blithers family, my lad, if we can help
it," said the Count, pulling at his moustaches.
"I should say not!" said Dank, feeling for his.
"I should as soon marry a daughter of Hobbs," said R. Schmidt, getting
up from his chair with restored sprightliness. "If he had one, I mean."
"The bonds of matrimony and the bonds of government are by no means
synonymous," said Dank, and felt rather proud of himself when his
companions favoured him with a stare of amazement. The excellent
lieutenant was not given to persiflage. He felt that for a moment he
had scintillated.
"Shall we send a wireless to Blithers congratulating him on his coup?"
enquired the Prince gaily.
"No," said the Count. "Congratulating ourselves on his coup is better."
"Good! And you might add that we also are trusting to luck. It may give
him something to think about. And now where is Hobbs?" said royalty.
"Here, sir," said Hobbs, appearing in the bed-room door, but not
unexpectedly. "I heard wot you said about my daughter, sir. It may set
your mind at rest, sir, to hear that I am childless."
"Thank you, Hobbs. You are always thinking of my comfort. You may order
luncheon for us in the Ritz restaurant. The head steward has been
instructed to reserve the corner table for the whole voyage."
"The 'ead waiter, sir," corrected Hobbs politely, and was gone.
In three minutes he was back with the information that two ladies had
taken the table and refused to be dislodged, although the head waiter
had vainly tried to convince them that it was reserved for the passage
by R. Schmidt and party.
"I am quite sure, sir, he put it to them very hagreeably and politely,
but the young lady gave 'im the 'aughtiest look I've ever seen on
mortal fice, sir, and he came back to me so 'umble that I could 'ardly
believe he was an 'ead waiter."
"I hope he was not unnecessarily persistent," said the Prince, annoyed.
"It really is of no consequence where we sit."
"Ladies first, world without end," said Dank. "Especially at sea."
"He was not persistent, sir. In fact he was hextraordinary subdued all
the time he was hexplaining the situation to them. I could tell by the
way his back looked, sir."
"Never mind, Hobbs. You ordered luncheon?"
"Yes, your 'ighness. Chops and sweet potatoes and--"
"But that's what we had yesterday, Hobbs."
A vivid red overspread the suddenly dismayed face of Hobbs. "'Pon my
soul, sir, I--I clean forgot that it was yesterday I was thinking of.
The young lady gave me such a sharp look, sir, when the 'ead waiter
pointed at me that I clean forgot wot I was there for. I will 'urry
back and--"
"Do, Hobbs, that's a good fellow. I'm as hungry as a bear. But no
chops!"
"Thank you, sir. No chops. Absolutely, sir." He stopped in the doorway.
"I daresay it was 'er beauty, sir, that did it. No chops. Quite so,
sir."
"If Blithers were only here," sighed Dank. "He would make short work of
the female invasion. He would have them chucked overboard."
"I beg pardon, sir," further adventured Hobbs, "but I fancy not even
Mr. Blithers could move that young woman, sir, if she didn't 'appen to
want to be moved. Never in my life, sir, have I seen--"
"Run along, Hobbs," said the Prince. "Boiled guinea hen."
"And cantaloupe, sir. Yes, sir, I quite remember everything now, sir."
Twenty minutes later, R. Schmidt, seated in the Ritz restaurant,
happened to look fairly into the eyes of the loveliest girl he had ever
seen, and on the instant forgave the extraordinary delinquency of the
hitherto infallible Hobbs.