_PART I_
INITIATION OF THE TWO-LEGGED PARTNERS 1
_PART II_
FAIR WARNING TO THE HORSELESS 39
_PART III_
PIG-MALION AND GALATEA 67
_PART IV_
THE OBSEQUIES OF BOS NEMO 98
_PART V_
EQUUS MINOR, DETECTIVE 127
_PART VI_
TAURUS CUPID, ESQ. 157
_Illustrations_
“_I wouldn’t roost in a cherry tree_” (_page 30_) Frontispiece
_The goat seemed to nod his approval_ 44
_Sit perfectly still for five minutes while the gentleman
takes your picture_ 92
_Seized her hand and kissed it ardently_ 126
_The guests ate their turnips decorously_ 150
_All the four-legged members of the firm had drawn near_ 168