NOTHING THAT EVER CAME TO ANYTHING

It was at Quito, the mountain capital of Ecuador, that the following

passage at correspondence took place. Having occasion to buy a pair of

shoes in a shop six feet by eight in size and with walls three feet

thick, I noticed a mangy leopard skin on the floor. I had no Spanish.

The shop-keeper had no English. But I was an adept at sign language. I

wanted to know where I should go to buy leopard skins. On my scribble-

pad I drew the interesting streets of a city. Then I drew a small shop,

which, after much effort, I persuaded the proprietor into recognising as

his shop. Next, I indicated in my drawing that on the many streets there

were many shops. And, finally, I made myself into a living interrogation

mark, pointing all the while from the mangy leopard skin to the many

shops I had sketched.

But the proprietor failed to follow me. So did his assistant. The

street came in to help--that is, as many as could crowd into the six-by-

eight shop; while those that could not force their way in held an

overflow meeting on the sidewalk. The proprietor and the rest took turns

at talking to me in rapid-fire Spanish, and, from the expressions on

their faces, all concluded that I was remarkably stupid. Again I went

through my programme, pointing on the sketch from the one shop to the

many shops, pointing out that in this particular shop was one leopard

skin, and then questing interrogatively with my pencil among all the

shops. All regarded me in blank silence, until I saw comprehension

suddenly dawn on the face of a small boy.

"Tigres montanya!" he cried.

This appealed to me as mountain tigers, namely, leopards; and in token

that he understood, the boy made signs for me to follow him, which I

obeyed. He led me for a quarter of a mile, and paused before the doorway

of a large building where soldiers slouched on sentry duty and in and out

of which went other soldiers. Motioning for me to remain, he ran inside.

Fifteen minutes later he was out again, without leopard skins, but full

of information. By means of my card, of my hotel card, of my watch, and

of the boy's fingers, I learned the following: that at six o'clock that

evening he would arrive at my hotel with ten leopard skins for my

inspection. Further, I learned that the skins were the property of one

Captain Ernesto Becucci. Also, I learned that the boy's name was Eliceo.

The boy was prompt. At six o'clock he was at my room. In his hand was a

small roll addressed to me. On opening it I found it to be manuscript

piano music, the _Hora Tranquila Valse_, or "Tranquil Hour Waltz," by

Ernesto Becucci. I came for leopard skins, thought I, and the owner

sends me sheet music instead. But the boy assured me that he would have

the skins at the hotel at nine next morning, and I entrusted to him the

following letter of acknowledgment:

"DEAR CAPTAIN BECUCCI:

"A thousand thanks for your kind presentation of _Hora Tranquila

Valse_. Mrs. London will play it for me this evening.

"Sincerely yours,

"Jack London."

Next morning Eliceo was back, but without the skins. Instead, he gave me

a letter, written in Spanish, of which the following is a free

translation:

"To my dearest and always appreciated friend, I submit myself--

"DEAR SIR:

"I sent you last night an offering by the bearer of this note, and you

returned me a letter which I translated.

"Be it known to you, sir, that I am giving this waltz away in the best

society, and therefore to your honoured self. Therefore it is

beholden to you to recognise the attention, I mean by a tangible

return, as this composition was made by myself. You will therefore

send by your humble servant, the bearer, any offering, however minute,

that you may be prompted to make. Send it under cover of an envelope.

The bearer may be trusted.

"I did not indulge in the pleasure of visiting your honourable self

this morning, as I find my body not to be enjoying the normal exercise

of its functions.

"As regards the skins from the mountain, you shall be waited on by a

small boy at seven o'clock at night with ten skins from which you may

select those which most satisfy your aspirations.

"In the hope that you will look upon this in the same light as myself,

I beg to be allowed to remain,

"Your most faithful servant,

"CAPTAIN ERNESTO BECUCCI."

Well, thought I, this Captain Ernesto Becucci has shown himself to be

such an undependable person, that, while I don't mind rewarding him for

his composition, I fear me if I do I never shall lay eyes on those

leopard skins. So to Eliceo I gave this letter for the Captain:

"MY DEAR CAPTAIN BECUCCI:

"Have the boy bring the skins at seven o'clock this evening, when I

shall be glad to look at them. This evening when the boy brings the

skins, I shall be pleased to give him, in an envelope, for you, a

tangible return for your musical composition.

"Please put the price on each skin, and also let me know for what sum

all the skins will sell together.

"Sincerely yours,

"JACK LONDON."

Now, thought I, I have him. No skins, no tangible return; and evidently

he is set on receiving that tangible return.

At seven o'clock Eliceo was back, but without leopard skins. He handed

me this letter:

"SENOR LONDON:

"I wish to instil in you the belief that I lost to-day, at half past

three in the afternoon, the key to my cubicle. While distributing

rations to the soldiers I dropped it. I see in this loss the act of

God.

"I received a letter from your honourable self, delivered by the one

who bears you this poor response of mine. To-morrow I will burst open

the door to permit me to keep my word with you. I feel myself

eternally shamed not to be able to dominate the evils that afflict

colonial mankind. Please send me the trifle that you offered me. Send

me this proof of your appreciation by the bearer, who is to be

trusted. Also give to him a small sum of money for himself, and earn

the undying gratitude of

"Your most faithful servant,

"CAPTAIN ERNESTO BECUCCI."

Also, inclosed in the foregoing letter was the following original poem, a

propos neither of leopard skins nor tangible returns, so far as I can

make out:

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