CHAPTER XXVI.

Camp, Ferozepore, Wednesday, Nov. 28, 1838.

I put up a large packet to you on Saturday, which will accompany this;

but I was shy of making it thicker. Sunday, the whole camp was glad of a

halt; the sandy roads tire all the people much.

There was a very large congregation at church, I was told; we have so

many troops with us now, and Y.'s preaching is in great reputation. On

Monday we marched eleven more miles with the same dusty result. The

chief incident was, that G. was to have tried an Arabian of W. O.'s,

which is a perfect lamb in a crowd, and was intended to officiate at the

great review 'as is to be;' but the syce by mistake gave him another

horse of W.'s, which pulls worse than G.'s own horse. F., who was riding

with him, assured him that the Arabian had such a tender mouth that it

was only chafing because he held it too tight: he loosened the

bridle--away went the horse like a shot, and away went twenty-five of

the body-guard after him, thinking it was his lordship's pleasure to go

at that helter-skelter pace: away went M., who is on duty; in short,

nothing could be finer than the idea; but they all pulled up when they

saw how it was. G.'s horse galloped on two miles for its own amusement,

and then he made it go another for his, and finally changed it for his

own horse, whose merits rose by comparison. I was in the carriage

behind, and W. came up in the greatest fuss--having heard of the

mistake--and just as he was saying the horse would run away, two of the

guard came back to say it had done so; so he had the pleasure of a good

prophecy.

Yesterday we came twelve miles. My health is neither better nor worse,

so I came on in the carriage; all the others rode the last four miles,

and were met by M. and all his staff at the town of Ferozepore. G. let

me go on half a mile in advance, in order to avoid the dust, which must

have shocked General R., who never lets even a little dog precede him in

his march.

I passed him and his suite by the side of the road, drawn up according

to the strictest rule--a very large body of cocked hats. General R. in

front, alone, then a long row of general officers, then a longer row of

a lower grade. It was too awful and military a moment for speech. I was

not sure whether it was not irregular to kiss my hand; however, I

ventured on that little movement, which was received with a benign

'clignotement de l'oeil' signifying 'Wrong, but I forgive it for

once.'

I got in three-quarters of an hour before the rest, who came a foot's

pace, and General E. told F. they always marched that fashion--General

R. first, they behind--a trot never allowed.

General R. was uncommonly affable, and came and paid me a visit in my

tent, where I was lying down, all dust and fatigue, and wishing for

breakfast. Sir W. C., too, came in for a moment, in the highest glee,

not so fat as he was at Calcutta--we expected he would have been twice

the size. I told him he was grown thin, and he went back to his

favourite story of the courtiers telling George IV., when he was at his

fattest, 'Your Majesty is regaining your figure!'

We had a most interesting envoy from General A., who is employed by

Runjeet in Peshawur, and who wrote to each of us his polite French

regrets that he could not come here, but he sent 'un très petit paquet'

of the shawls we had commissioned him to get worked in Cashmere, when we

saw him in Calcutta, and also the Cashmere gowns he had promised. He

declared that there never were such failures; that he had sent seven or

eight 'surveillants' to Cashmere, 'mais on m'a tout gâté.'

An hour after, there arrived, instead of the 'petit paquet,' a very

large pillow, or rather a small ottoman, brought in by two men, and then

we had such cutting and nicking and tearing away of oilcloth and muslin

and shawl paper, and at last arrived at the treasures. Four shawl

dresses, four magnificent square shawls, and four long scarfs to match

the dresses--but the fineness and the brightness of the whole concern it

is impossible to describe. One gets to value shawls only by their

fineness at last, and we have seen nothing like these. They have been a

year and a half in making. We have ascertained the prices of these

shawls, which are very cheap considering their beauty. The dresses were

at Calcutta promised us as presents; but under the circumstances of our

being in Runjeet's country, and A. one of his generals, we want to pay

for them, which Captain E. has undertaken to do. I now say once more, as

I have often said before, I really don't want any more shawls, but yet I

do always when they come in my way.

In the afternoon Sir W. C., B., W., M., and two or three more, went on

elephants to compliment the Maharajah, and met half-way Kurruck Singh,

his son and supposed heir, Ajeet Singh, our Simla friend, and Sujeyt

Singh, the great _dandy_ of the Punjâb, with several others coming to

compliment G. The Maharajah had the best of the bargain.

Kurruck Singh is apparently an idiot; some people say he only affects

it, to keep Runjeet from being jealous of him, but it looks like very

unaffected and complete folly.

Runjeet kept our deputation very late. He was in the highest spirits, W.

said, and laughed out loud at several jokes. Sir W. C. took the fancy of

all the Sikhs. He is very jovial, besides being courteous in his

manners, and talks at a great rate. Runjeet produced some of his wine, a

sort of liquid fire, that none of our strongest spirits approach, and in

general Europeans cannot swallow more than a drop of it.

Sir W. tossed off his glass and then asked for another, which they

thought very fine. He came back of course very tipsy, but they said he

was very amusing at dinner. There are always nautches at these durbars,

and one of W.'s former acquaintances, called 'the Lotus,' who is very

beautiful, looked so pretty that W. asked E. if he might give her the

little bunch of pearl flowers that was given to all the gentlemen. E.

said it would amuse the Maharajah, and so it did, but B. is seriously

uneasy at the dreadful loss to Government of the pearl bouquet. It was

worth about ten shillings, I suppose.

Friday.

Yesterday was the day of the great meeting. All the ladies (only ten

with the whole army) came to breakfast at half-past seven, and so did

'the great Panjandrum himself.'

I have not been to any meal, and hardly have seen anybody, for the last

three weeks, so I did not join them till it was nearly time for Runjeet

to arrive: when he was at the end of the street, G. and all the

gentlemen went on their elephants to meet him.

There were such a number of elephants, that the clash at meeting was

very great, and very destructive to the howdahs and hangings. G. handed

the Maharajah into the first large tent, where we were all waiting; but

the Sikhs are very unmanageable, and they rushed in on all sides, and

the European officers were rather worse, so that the tent was full in a

moment, and as the light only comes in from the bottom, the crowd made

it perfectly dark, and the old man seemed confused and bothered.

However, he sat down for a few minutes on the sofa between G. and me,

and recovered. He is exactly like an old mouse, with grey whiskers and

one eye. When they got into the inner tent, which was to have been

quite private, the English officers were just like so many bears; put

aside all the sentries, absolutely refused to listen to the

aides-de-camp, and filled the room; so then, finding it must be public,

G. sent us word we might all come there, and we had a good view of it

all.

Runjeet had no jewels on whatever, nothing but the commonest red silk

dress. He had two stockings on at first, which was considered an unusual

circumstance; but he very soon contrived to slip one off, that he might

sit with one foot in his hand, comfortably. B. was much occupied in

contriving to edge one-foot of his chair on to the carpet, in which he

at last succeeded.

Next to him sat Heera Singh, a very handsome boy, who is Runjeet's

favourite, and was loaded with emeralds and pearls. Dhian Singh his

father is the prime minister, and uncommonly good-looking: he was

dressed in yellow satin, with a quantity of chain armour and steel

cuirass. All their costumes were very picturesque. There were a little

boy and girl about four and five years old, children of some of

Runjeet's sirdars who were killed in battle, and he always has these

children with him, and has married them to each other. They were

crawling about the floor, and running in and out between Runjeet and G.,

and at one time the little boy had got his arm twisted round G.'s leg. I

sent to ask B. for two of the common pearl necklaces that are given as

khelwuts, and sent them with a private note round to G., who gave them

to the children, which delighted the old mouse.

After half an hour's talk, Sir W. C., with some of our gentlemen,

marched up the room with my picture of the Queen on a green and gold

cushion; all the English got up, and a salute of twenty-one guns was

fired. Runjeet took it up in his hands, though it was a great weight,

and examined it for at least five minutes with his one piercing eye, and

asked B. for an explanation of the orb and sceptre, and whether the

dress were correct, and if it were really like; and then said it was the

most gratifying present he could have received, and that on his return

to his camp, the picture would be hung in front of his tent, and a royal

salute fired. When all the other presents had been given that could come

in trays, 200 shells (not fish, but gunpowder shells) were presented to

the Maharajah, and two magnificent howitzers, that had been cast on

purpose for him (as I think I told you), which seemed to please him; and

outside, there was an elephant with gold trappings, and seven horses

equally bedizened. His strongest passion is still for horses: one of

these hit his fancy, and he quite forgot all his state, and ran out in

the sun to feel its legs and examine it. Webb (the coachman) went down

in the afternoon to take the Mizzur horses to Runjeet, and gave us such

an amusing account of his interview.

He talks a sort of half-Yorkshire, half-Indian dialect.

'Why, you see, my lord, I had a long job of it. The old man was a-saying

of his prayers, and all the time he was praying, he was a-looking after

my horses. At last he gets up, and I was tired of waiting in all that

sun. But law! Miss Eden, then comes that picture that you've been

a-painting of; and then the old man sends for his sirdar, and that

sirdar and they all go down on their knees, a matter of sixty of them,

and first one has a look and then the other, and Runjeet he asked me

such a many questions, I wished the picture further. He talked about it

for an hour and a half, and I telled him I never seed the Queen. How

should I? I have been here with two Governor-Generals, and twelve years

in India above that. So then he says, says he, "which Governor-General

do you like best?" And I says, "Why, Maharajah, I haint much fault to

find with neither of them." So then we had out the horses, and there the

old man was a-running about looking at 'em, more like a coolie than a

king. I never see a man so pleased, and he made me ride 'em. So, when I

had been there four hours a'most, all in the sun, he give me this pair

of gold bracelets and this pair of shawls; and he says, says he, "Go and

show yourself to the Lord Sahib, just as you are: mind you don't take

them off." But law! I did not like to come such a figure, so here they

are!'

B. was standing by, so I had the presence of mind to say, 'Of course

Lord A. should let Webb keep those;' and he said directly, that for any

actual service done, it was only payment, and they would hardly pay Webb

for all the trouble he had with the young horses. So Webb went off very

happy, and I suppose when we return to Calcutta Mrs. Webb will be

equally so.

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