LEGENDS.

Those ecclesiastical histories entitled Legends are said to have

originated in the following circumstance.

Before colleges were established in the monasteries where the schools

were held, the professors in rhetoric frequently gave their pupils the

life of some saint for a trial of their talent at _amplification_. The

students, at a loss to furnish out their pages, invented most of these

wonderful adventures. Jortin observes, that the Christians used to

collect out of Ovid, Livy, and other pagan poets and historians, the

miracles and portents to be found there, and accommodated them to their

own monks and saints. The good fathers of that age, whose simplicity was

not inferior to their devotion, were so delighted with these flowers of

rhetoric, that they were induced to make a collection of these

miraculous compositions; not imagining that, at some distant period,

they would become matters of faith. Yet, when James de Voragine, Peter

Nadal, and Peter Ribadeneira, wrote the Lives of the Saints, they sought

for their materials in the libraries of the monasteries; and, awakening

from the dust these manuscripts of amplification, imagined they made an

invaluable present to the world, by laying before them these voluminous

absurdities. The people received these pious fictions with all

imaginable simplicity, and as these are adorned by a number of cuts, the

miracles were perfectly intelligible to their eyes. Tillemont, Fleury,

Baillet, Launoi, and Bollandus, cleared away much of the rubbish; the

enviable title of _Golden Legend_, by which James de Voragine called his

work, has been disputed; iron or lead might more aptly describe its

character.

When the world began to be more critical in their reading, the monks

gave a graver turn to their narratives; and became penurious of their

absurdities. The faithful Catholic contends, that the line of tradition

has been preserved unbroken; notwithstanding that the originals were

lost in the general wreck of literature from the barbarians, or came

down in a most imperfect state.

Baronius has given the lives of many apocryphal saints; for instance, of

a Saint _Xinoris_, whom he calls a martyr of Antioch; but it appears

that Baronius having read in Chrysostom this _word_, which signifies a

_couple_ or _pair_, he mistook it for the name of a saint, and contrived

to give the most authentic biography of a saint who never existed![39]

The Catholics confess this sort of blunder is not uncommon, but then it

is only fools who laugh! As a specimen of the happier inventions, one

is given, embellished by the diction of Gibbon--

"Among the insipid legends of ecclesiastical history, I am tempted to

distinguish the memorable fable of the _Seven Sleepers_; whose imaginary

date corresponds with the reign of the younger Theodosius, and the

conquest of Africa by the Vandals. When the Emperor Decius persecuted

the Christians, seven noble youths of Ephesus concealed themselves in a

spacious cavern on the side of an adjacent mountain; where they were

doomed to perish by the tyrant, who gave orders that the entrance should

be firmly secured with a pile of stones. They immediately fell into a

deep slumber, which was miraculously prolonged, without injuring the

powers of life, during a period of one hundred and eighty-seven years.

At the end of that time the slaves of Adolius, to whom the inheritance

of the mountain had descended, removed the stones to supply materials

for some rustic edifice. The light of the sun darted into the cavern,

and the Seven Sleepers were permitted to awake. After a slumber as they

thought of a few hours, they were pressed by the calls of hunger; and

resolved that Jamblichus, one of their number, should secretly return to

the city to purchase bread for the use of his companions. The youth, if

we may still employ that appellation, could no longer recognise the once

familiar aspect of his native country; and his surprise was increased by

the appearance of a large cross, triumphantly erected over the principal

gate of Ephesus. His singular dress and obsolete language confounded the

baker, to whom he offered an ancient medal of Decius as the current coin

of the empire; and Jamblichus, on the suspicion of a secret treasure,

was dragged before the judge. Their mutual inquiries produced the

amazing discovery, that two centuries were almost elapsed since

Jamblichus and his friends had escaped from the rage of a Pagan tyrant.

The Bishop of Ephesus, the clergy, the magistrates, the people, and, it

is said, the Emperor Theodosius himself, hastened to visit the cavern of

the Seven Sleepers; who bestowed their benediction, related their story,

and at the same instant peaceably expired.

"This popular tale Mahomet learned when he drove his camels to the fairs

of Syria; and he has introduced it, as a _divine revelation_, into the

Koran."--The same story has been adopted and adorned by the nations,

from Bengal to Africa, who profess the Mahometan religion.

The too curious reader may perhaps require other specimens of the more

unlucky inventions of this "Golden Legend;" as characteristic of a

certain class of minds, the philosopher will contemn these grotesque

fictions.

These monks imagined that holiness was often proportioned to a saint's

filthiness. St. Ignatius, say they, delighted to appear abroad with old

dirty shoes; he never used a comb, but let his hair clot; and

religiously abstained from paring his nails. One saint attained to such

piety as to have near three hundred patches on his breeches; which,

after his death, were hung up in public as an _incentive to imitation_.

St. Francis discovered, by certain experience, that the devils were

frightened away by such kinds of breeches, but were animated by clean

clothing to tempt and seduce the wearers; and one of their heroes

declares that the purest souls are in the dirtiest bodies. On this they

tell a story which may not be very agreeable to fastidious delicacy.

Brother Juniper was a gentleman perfectly pious, on this principle;

indeed so great was his merit in this species of mortification, that a

brother declared he could always nose Brother Juniper when within a mile

of the monastery, provided the wind was at the due point. Once, when the

blessed Juniper, for he was no saint, was a guest, his host, proud of

the honour of entertaining so pious a personage, the intimate friend of

St. Francis, provided an excellent bed, and the finest sheets. Brother

Juniper abhorred such luxury. And this too evidently appeared after his

sudden departure in the morning, unknown to his kind host. The great

Juniper did this, says his biographer, having told us what he did, not

so much from his habitual inclinations, for which he was so justly

celebrated, as from his excessive piety, and as much as he could to

mortify worldly pride, and to show how a true saint despised clean

sheets.

In the life of St. Francis we find, among other grotesque miracles, that

he preached a sermon in a desert, but he soon collected an immense

audience. The birds shrilly warbled to every sentence, and stretched out

their necks, opened their beaks, and when he finished, dispersed with a

holy rapture into four companies, to report his sermon to all the birds

in the universe. A grasshopper remained a week with St. Francis during

the absence of the Virgin Mary, and pittered on his head. He grew so

companionable with a nightingale, that when a nest of swallows began to

babble, he hushed them by desiring them not to tittle-tattle of their

sister, the nightingale. Attacked by a wolf, with only the sign-manual

of the cross, he held a long dialogue with his rabid assailant, till the

wolf, meek as a lap-dog, stretched his paws in the hands of the saint,

followed him through towns, and became half a Christian.

This same St. Francis had such a detestation of the good things of this

world, that he would never suffer his followers to touch money. A friar

having placed in a window some money collected at the altar, he desired

him to take it in his mouth, and throw it on the dung of an ass! St.

Philip Nerius was such a _lover of poverty_, that he frequently prayed

that God would bring him to that state as to stand in need of a penny,

and find nobody that would give him one!

But St. Macaire was so shocked at having _killed a louse_, that he

endured seven years of penitence among the thorns and briars of a

forest. A circumstance which seems to have reached Molière, who gives

this stroke to the character of his Tartuffe:--

Il s'impute à péché la moindre bagatelle;

Jusques-là qu'il se vint, l'autre jour, s'accuser

D'avoir pris une puce en faisant sa prière,

Et de l'avoir tuée avec trop de colère!

I give a miraculous incident respecting two pious maidens. The night of

the Nativity of Christ, after the first mass, they both retired into a

solitary spot of their nunnery till the second mass was rung. One asked

the other, "Why do you want two cushions, when I have only one?" The

other replied, "I would place it between us, for the child Jesus; as the

Evangelist says, where there are two or three persons assembled I am in

the midst of them."--This being done, they sat down, feeling a most

lively pleasure at their fancy; and there they remained, from the

Nativity of Christ to that of John the Baptist; but this great interval

of time passed with these saintly maidens as two hours would appear to

others. The abbess and nuns were alarmed at their absence, for no one

could give any account of them. In the eve of St. John, a cowherd,

passing by them, beheld a beautiful child seated on a cushion between

this pair of runaway nuns. He hastened to the abbess with news of these

stray sheep; she came and beheld this lovely child playfully seated

between these nymphs; they, with blushing countenances, inquired if the

second bell had already rung? Both parties were equally astonished to

find our young devotees had been there from the Nativity of Jesus to

that of St. John. The abbess inquired about the child who sat between

them; they solemnly declared they saw no child between them! and

persisted in their story!

Such is one of these miracles of "the Golden Legend," which a wicked wit

might comment on, and see nothing extraordinary in the whole story. The

two nuns might be missing between the Nativities, and be found at last

with a child seated between them.--They might not choose to account

either for their absence or their child--the only touch of miracle is

that, they asseverated, they _saw no child_--that I confess is a _little

(child) too much_.

The lives of the saints by Alban Butler is the most sensible history of

these legends; Ribadeneira's lives of the saints exhibit more of the

legendary spirit, for wanting judgment and not faith, he is more

voluminous in his details. The antiquary may collect much curious

philosophical information, concerning the manners of the times, from

these singular narratives.

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