THE SIX FOLLIES OF SCIENCE.

Nothing is so capable of disordering the intellects as an intense

application to any one of these six things: the Quadrature of the

Circle; the Multiplication of the Cube; the Perpetual Motion; the

Philosophical Stone; Magic; and Judicial Astrology. "It is proper,

however," Fontenelle remarks, "to apply one's self to these inquiries;

because we find, as we proceed, many valuable discoveries of which we

were before ignorant." The same thought Cowley has applied, in an

address to his mistress, thus--

"Although I think thou never wilt be found,

Yet I'm resolved to search for thee:

The search itself rewards the pains.

So though the chymist his great secret miss,

(For neither it in art nor nature is)

Yet things well worth his toil he gains;

And does his charge and labour pay

With good unsought experiments by the way."

The same thought is in Donne; perhaps Cowley did not suspect that he was

an imitator; Fontenelle could not have read either; he struck out the

thought by his own reflection, Glauber searched long and deeply for the

philosopher's stone, which though he did not find, yet in his researches

he discovered a very useful purging salt, which bears his name.

Maupertuis observes on the _Philosophical Stone_, that we cannot prove

the impossibility of obtaining it, but we can easily see the folly of

those who employ their time and money in seeking for it. This price is

too great to counterbalance the little probability of succeeding in it.

However, it is still a bantling of modern chemistry, who has nodded very

affectionately on it!--Of the _Perpetual Motion_, he shows the

impossibility, in the sense in which it is generally received. On the

_Quadrature of the Circle_, he says he cannot decide if this problem be

resolvable or not: but he observes, that it is very useless to search

for it any more; since we have arrived by approximation to such a point

of accuracy, that on a large circle, such as the orbit which the earth

describes round the sun, the geometrician will not mistake by the

thickness of a hair. The quadrature of the circle is still, however, a

favourite game with some visionaries, and several are still imagining

that they have discovered the perpetual motion; the Italians nickname

them _matto perpetuo_: and Bekker tells us of the fate of one Hartmann,

of Leipsic, who was in such despair at having passed his life so vainly,

in studying the perpetual motion, that at length he hanged himself!

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