GO I KNOW NOT WHITHER--FETCH I KNOW NOT WHAT.

By the blue sea, in a certain empire, there dwelt once upon a time

a king who was a bachelor, and he had a whole company of archers,

and the archers used to go a-hunting with him and shoot the birds

that flew about, and provided meat for their master's table. In this

company served a youthful archer named Fedot, a clever marksman was

he, never missing his aim, wherefore the King loved him better than

all his comrades. One day he chanced to go a-hunting very early,

even at break of day. He went into a dense, drear forest, and there

he saw a dove sitting on a tree. Fedot stretched his bow, took aim,

fired and broke one of the dove's little wings, and the bird fell

from the tree down upon the damp earth. The marksman picked it up,

and was about to twist its neck and put it in his pouch, when the

dove thus spoke to him: "Alas! young marksman! do not twist my

poor little silly neck; drive me not out of the white world. 'Twere

better to take me alive, carry me home, put me in thy little window,

and lo! the moment that slumber comes over me, at that very moment,

I say, stroke me the wrong side down with thy right hand, and great

good fortune shall be thine!" The marksman was much amazed. "Why, what

is this?" thought he. "Mine eyes tell me 'tis a bird, and naught else,

yet it speaks with a human voice! Such a thing has never happened to

me before." So he took the bird home, placed it in the window-sill,

and waited and waited. 'Twas not very long before the bird laid its

head beneath its wing and began to doze. Then the marksman raised his

right hand and stroked it, quite lightly, the wrong side down. The

dove instantly fell to the ground and became a maiden-soul, and

so beautiful that the like of it can only be told in tales, but is

neither to be imagined nor guessed at. And she spoke to the good youth

who was the royal archer, and said: "Thou hast had wit enough to win

me, have also wit enough to live with me. Thou art my predestined

husband, I am thy pre-ordained wife." They were immediately of one

mind. Fedot married, lived at home, and rejoiced in his young wife,

yet forgot not his service either. Every morning, before break of day,

he took his weapon, went into the forest, shot various kinds of wild

beasts, and took them to the royal kitchen. But it was plain that his

wife was much tormented by these hunting expeditions, and one day

she said to him: "Listen, my friend! I am fearful for thee! Every

blessed day thou dost cast thyself into the forest, dost wander

through fen and morass, and returnest home wet through and through,

and we are none the better for it. What sort of a trade dost thou

call this! Look now, I have a plan whereby thou also shalt profit

by it. Get me now a hundred or two of rubles, and I'll manage all

the rest." Then Fedot hastened to his comrades, and borrowed a ruble

from one, and two rubles from another till he had collected about two

hundred rubles. These then he brought to his wife. "Now," said she,

"buy me various kinds of silk with all this money!" The archer went

and bought various kinds of silk with the two hundred rubles. She took

them and said: "Be not sorrowful! Pray God and lay thee down to sleep,

the morning is wiser than the evening!" So the husband fell asleep,

and the wife went out upon the balcony, opened her book of spells,

and immediately two invisible youths appeared before her and said:

"What art thou pleased to command?"--"Take this silk, and in a single

hour weave me a carpet more wondrous than anything to be found in the

wide world, and let the whole kingdom be embroidered on this carpet,

with all its cities and villages and rivers and lakes." Then they set

to work and wove the carpet, and it was wondrous to behold, wondrous

above everything. In the morning the wife handed the carpet to her

husband. "There," said she, "take it to the market-place and sell it

to the merchants; but look now! haggle not about the price, but take

whatever they offer thee for it." Fedot took the carpet, turned it

round, hung it over his arm, and went to the market-place. A merchant

saw him, ran up to him at once, and said to him: "Hearken to me,

honoured sir, wilt thou not sell me that carpet?"--"Willingly!"--"And

what then is the price?"--"Thou art a frequenter of the marts,

therefore will I leave the price to thee!" The merchant fell a-thinking

and a-thinking, he could not price the carpet--he was at his wits'

end. Another merchant came running up, and after him a third and a

fourth till a great crowd of them collected; they looked at the carpet,

marvelled at it, and could not fix the price. At that moment the royal

steward passed by that way, saw the crowd, and wanted to know what

all the merchants were talking about. So he went up to them and said,

"What is the matter?"--"We cannot price this carpet," said they. The

steward looked at the carpet, and he also was amazed. "Hearken,

archer!" said he, "tell me the real truth; where didst thou get

this lordly carpet?"--"My wife wrought it!"--"How much dost thou

want for it?"--"I myself know not the value of it; my wife bade me

not to haggle over it, but to take whatever was offered."--"Then

what dost thou say to 10,000 rubles?" The archer took the money and

gave up the carpet. Now this steward was always by the King, and ate

and drank at his table. So he went to dine with the King now also,

and took the carpet with him. "Would it please your Majesty to look

at the carpet I have bought to-day?" The King looked, and saw there

his whole realm just as if it were on the palm of his hand, and he

heaved a great sigh. "Why, what a carpet is this! In all my life I have

never seen such cunning craft. Say now, what wilt thou take for this

carpet?" And the King drew out 25,000 rubles and gave them into the

hand of the steward, but the carpet they hung up in the palace. "That

is a mere nothing," thought the steward, "I'll make a much better

thing out of the second chance." So he immediately went in search of

the archer, sought out his little hut, entered the dwelling-room, and

the moment he saw the archer's wife, at that very instant he forgot

all about himself and the errand on which he had come. Nevertheless

the steward manned himself with a great effort and turned sullenly

homewards. From henceforth he bungled over everything he took in

hand, and whether asleep or awake, he thought only of one thing,

the wonderfully lovely little archeress.

The King observed the change in him, and asked him, "What ails

thee? Has any great grief befallen thee?"--"Alas! my king and father,

I have seen the wife of the archer--such a beauty the world knows not

of nor has ever seen!" The King himself was seized with a desire to

fall in love with her, and he also went to the abode of the archer. He

entered the living-room, and saw before him a lady of a loveliness

unspeakable. "Love's burning chilblain oppressed his heart." "Why

should I remain a bachelor any longer?" thought he; "lo! now, I'll

marry this beauty, she's too good for a mere archer. From her birth

she was evidently meant to be a Queen!"

The King returned to his palace and said to the steward, "Hearken! thou

hast had wit enough to show me the archer's wife, that unspeakable

beauty; thou must now have wit enough to remove the husband out of the

way. I want to marry her myself. And if thou dost not remove him, look

to thyself; although thou art my faithful servant, thou shalt be hanged

upon a gallows!" Then the steward went about much more afflicted than

before, and think as he would, he could not devise a method of getting

rid of the archer. He wandered about the broad market-places and the

narrow lanes, and there met him one day a miserable old hag. "Stay,

thou King's servant!" cried she. "I can see all thy thoughts, thou

wantest help against thy unavoidable woe."--"Ah, help me, dear little

granny! I'll pay thee what thou wilt!"--"Thou hast received the royal

command to get rid of Fedot the archer. The thing is not so very

easy. He indeed is simple, but his wife is frightfully artful. Well

now, we'll hit upon an errand which will not be accomplished so

speedily. Go to the King and say that he must command the archer to

go I know not whither, and fetch I know not what. Such a task as that

he'll never accomplish, though he live for ever and ever; either he

will vanish out of knowledge altogether, or if he does come back,

it will be without arms or legs." The steward rewarded the old hag

with gold, and hastened back to the King, and the King sent and

commanded the archer to be brought before him. "Well, Fedot! thou

art my young warrior, and the first in my corps of archers. Render

me then this service: Go I know not whither, and fetch me I know not

what! And mark me, if thou bring it me not back, 'tis I, the King,

who say it to thee, thy head shall be severed from thy shoulders." The

archer turned to the left, quitted the palace, and came home very sad

and thoughtful. And his wife asked him: "Why art thou so sorrowful,

darling; has any misfortune befallen thee?"--"The King has sent me

I know not whither to fetch I know not what. 'Tis through thy beauty

that this ruin has come upon us!"--"Yes, indeed! this service is no

light one! It takes nine years to get there, and nine years to get

back again, eighteen years in all, and God only knows if it can be

managed even then!"--"What's to be done then, and what will become of

me?"--"Pray God and lie down to sleep, the morning is wiser than the

evening. To-morrow thou wilt know all." The archer lay down to sleep,

and his wife sat watching till midnight, opened her book of spells,

and the two youths immediately appeared before her. "What is thy

pleasure, and what thy command?"--"Do ye know how one can manage to

go I know not whither, and fetch I know not what?"--"No, we do not

know." She closed the book, and the youths disappeared from before her

eyes. In the morning the archeress awoke her husband. "Go to the King,"

said she, "and ask for gold from the treasury for thy journey. Thou

hast a pilgrimage of eighteen years before thee. When thou hast the

money, come back to me to say farewell." The archer went to the King,

received a whole purseful of money, and returned to say good-bye to

his wife. She gave him a pocket-handkerchief and a ball, and said:

"When thou goest out of the town, throw this ball in front of thee, and

whithersoever it rolls, follow it. Here too is my pocket-handkerchief;

when thou dost wash thyself, wherever thou mayst be, always dry thy

face with this handkerchief." The archer took leave of his wife and

of his comrades, bowed low on all four sides of him, and went beyond

the barriers of the city. He threw the ball in front of him; the ball

rolled and rolled, and he followed hard after it.

A month or so passed away, and then the King called the steward and

said to him: "The archer has departed to wander about the wide world

for eighteen years, and it is plain that he will not return alive. Now

eighteen years are not two weeks, and no little disaster may have

befallen him by the way; go then to the archer's house and bring me

his wife to the palace!" So the steward went to the archer's house,

entered the room, and said to the beautiful archeress: "Hail, thou

wise woman! The King commands thee to present thyself at court!" So

to the court she went. The King received her with joy and led her

into his golden halls, and said to her: "Wilt thou be a Queen? I

will make thee my spouse!"--"Where was such a thing ever seen, where

was such a thing ever heard of, to take a wife away from her living

husband? Though he be nothing but a simple archer, he is for all that

my lawful husband."--"If thou come not willingly, I'll take thee by

force!" But the beauty laughed, stamped upon the floor, turned into

a dove, and flew out of the window.

The archer passed through many countries and kingdoms, and the ball

kept rolling ever onwards. Whenever they came to a river the ball

expanded into a bridge, and whenever the archer wished to rest, the

ball widened into a downy bed. Whether the time be long or whether it

be short the tale is quickly told, though the deed be not quickly done;

suffice it to say that at last the archer came to a vast and wealthy

palace; the ball rolled right up against the door and vanished. The

archer fell a-thinking. "I had better go straight on," thought he, so

he went up the staircase into a room, and there met him there three

lovely damsels. "Whence and wherefore hast thou come hither, good

man?" said they. "Alas! lovely damsels, ye ask me not to rest from my

long journey, but ye begin to torment me with questionings. First ye

should give me to eat and drink and let me rest, and then only should

ye ask me of my tidings!" They immediately laid the table, gave him

to eat and drink, and made him lie down to rest. The archer slept away

his weariness, rose from his soft bed, and the lovely damsels brought

him a washing-basin and an embroidered towel. He washed himself in

the clear spring-water, but the towel he would not take. "I have my

handkerchief wherewith to wipe my face," said he, and he drew out

the handkerchief and began to dry himself. And the lovely damsels

fell a-questioning him. "Tell us, good man! whence hast thou got

that handkerchief?"--"My wife gave it to me."--"Then thou must have

married one of our kinswomen." Then they called their old mother,

and she looked at the handkerchief, recognizing it the same instant,

and cried: "This is indeed my daughter's handkerchief!" Then she

began to put all manner of questions to the archer. He told her how

he had married her daughter, and how the King had sent him I know

not whither, to fetch I know not what. "Alas! my dear son-in-law,

not even I have heard of this marvel. But come now, perchance my

servants may know of it." Then the old woman fetched her book of

spells, turned over the leaves, and immediately there appeared two

giants. "What is thy pleasure, and what is thy command?"--"Look now,

my faithful servants, carry me together with my son-in-law to the

wide sea Ocean, and place us in the very centre of it--in the very

abyss." Immediately the giants caught up the archer and the old

woman, and bore them, as by a hurricane, to the wide sea Ocean,

and placed them in the centre of it--in the very abyss; there they

stood like two vast columns, and held the archer and the old woman

in their arms. Then the old woman cried with a loud voice, and there

came swimming up to her all the fish and creeping things of the sea,

so that the blue sea was no longer to be seen for the multitude of

them. "Hark! ye fishes and creeping things of the sea. Ye who swim

everywhere, have ye perchance heard how to go I know not whither,

to fetch I know not what?" And all the fishes and creeping things

exclaimed with one voice, "No, we have never heard of it." Suddenly

a lame old croaking frog forced its way to the front and said, "Kwa,

kwa; I know where this marvel is to be found."--"Well, dear, that

is just what I want to know," said the old woman, and she took up

the frog and bade the giants carry her and her son-in-law home. In

an instant they found themselves in their own courtyard. Then the

old woman began to question the frog. "How and by what road can my

son-in-law go?" And the frog answered, "This place is at the end of

the world--far, far away. I would gladly lead him thither myself,

but I am so frightfully old, I can scarcely move my legs. I could not

get there in fifty years." The old woman sent for a big jar, filled

it with fresh milk, put the frog inside, and said to her son-in-law,

"Hold this jar in thy hand and the frog will show thee the way." The

archer took the jar with the frog, took leave of his mother-in-law

and his sisters-in-law, and set out on his way. On he went, and the

frog showed him the way. Whether it be far or near, long or short,

matters not; suffice it that he came to the fiery river; beyond

this river was a high mountain, and on this mountain a door was to

be seen. "Kwa, kwa," said the frog, "let me out of the jar, we must

cross over this river." The archer took it out of the jar and placed

it on the ground. "Now, my good youth, sit on me. More firmly. Don't

be afraid. Thou wilt not smash me." The youth sat on the frog and

pressed it to the very earth. The frog began to swell; it swelled and

swelled till it was as large as a haystack. All that the archer now

thought of was the risk of falling off. "If I fall off it will be the

death of me," thought he. The frog, when it had done swelling, took

a leap and leaped with one big bound right across the fiery stream,

and again made itself quite little. "Now, good youth, go through

that door and I'll wait for thee here; thou wilt come into a cavern,

and take care to hide thyself well. In a short time two old men will

come; listen to what they are saying, and see what they do, and when

they are gone, say and do as they." The archer went into the mountain,

opened the door, and in the cavern it was dark enough to put one's eyes

out. He fumbled his way along and felt all about him with his arms

till he felt an empty chest, into which he got and hid himself. And

now, after he had waited some time, two old men entered and said:

"Hi! Shmat-Razum! [30] come and feed us." At that very instant--there's

no telling how--lightning-flashes lit candelabras, it thundered plates

and dishes, and various wines and meats appeared upon the table. The

old men ate and drank, and then they commanded--"Shmat-Razum! take

it all away." And immediately there was nothing, neither table,

nor wine, nor meats, and the candelabras all went out. The archer

heard the two old men going out, crept out of the chest, and cried:

"Hi! Shmat-Razum!"--"What is your pleasure?"--"Feed me." Again

everything appeared. The candelabras were lighted, the table was

covered, and all the meats and drinks appeared upon it. The archer

sat down at the table and said, "Hi! Shmat-Razum. Come, brother, and

sit down with me, let us eat and drink together. I can't stand eating

all alone." And an invisible voice answered him: "Alas! good man,

whence hath God sent thee? 'Tis thirty years since I have served right

trustily the two old men here, and during all that time they have never

once asked me to sit down with them." The archer looked about him and

was amazed. He saw nobody, yet the meats disappeared from the dishes

as if some one was sweeping them away, and the wine bottles lifted

themselves up, poured themselves into the glasses, and in a trice the

glasses were empty. Then the archer went on eating and drinking, but

he said: "Hearken, Shmat-Razum! Wilt thou be my servant? Thou shalt

have a good time of it with me."--"Why should I not? I have long

been growing weary here, and thou, I see, art a good man."--"Well,

get everything ready and come with me." The archer came out of the

cave, looked around him, and there was nothing. "Shmat-Razum, art

thou there?"--"I am here. Fear not. I'll never desert thee." "Right,"

replied the archer, and he sat him on the frog. The frog swelled

out and leaped across the fiery stream; he placed it in the jar,

and set off on his return journey. He came to his mother-in-law and

made his new servant regale the old woman and her daughters right

royally. Shmat-Razum feasted them so bountifully that the old woman

very nearly danced for joy, and ordered the frog three jars of fresh

milk every nine days for its faithful services. The archer then took

leave of his mother-in-law and wended his way homewards. He went

on and on till he was utterly exhausted, his swift feet trembled

beneath him, and his white arms sank down by his side. "Alas!" said

he, "Shmat-Razum, dost thou not see how weary I am? My legs fail

me."--"Why didst thou not tell it me long ago? I will bring thee to

the place alive and well." And immediately the archer was seized by

a whirlwind and carried through the air so quickly that his hat fell

from his head. "Hi! Shmat-Razum! Stop a minute. My hat has fallen

from my head."--"Too late, master. Thou canst not get it. Thy cap is

now 5000 miles behind thee." Towns and villages, rivers and forests,

melted away beneath the feet of the archer.

And now the archer was flying over the deep sea, and Shmat-Razum said

to him: "An thou wilt let me, I would make a golden bower on this sea,

and thou wilt be able to rest and be happy!"--"Do so then," said the

archer, and straightway they began descending towards the sea. Then,

for a moment, the waves splashed high, and then an islet appeared,

and on the islet was a golden pleasure-house. Shmat-Razum said

to the archer: "Sit in this pleasure-house and rest and look out

upon the sea; three merchant vessels will sail by and stop at the

islet. Thou must invite the merchants hither, hospitably entertain

them, and exchange me for three wondrous things which the merchants

will bring with them. In due time I will return to thee again." The

archer kept watch, and lo! from the west three ships came sailing up,

and the merchantmen saw the islet and the golden pleasure-house. "'Tis

a marvel!" said they; "how many times have we not sailed hither,

and nothing was to be seen but the sea! and now, behold! a golden

pleasure-house is here. Come, friends, let us put to shore and feast

our eyes upon it!" So immediately they lowered the sails and cast the

anchor, three of the merchants sat them in a light skiff, and they

came to the shore. "Hail, good man!"--"Hail, ye wayfaring merchants,

ye men of many marts! be so good as to turn in to me, stroll about

at your ease, make merry and repose; this pleasure-house was built

expressly for guests that come by sea!" The merchants entered the bower

and sat them down on footstools. "Hi! Shmat-Razum!" cried the archer;

"give us to eat and drink." The table appeared, and on the table was

wine and savoury meats; whatever the soul desired was there with the

wishing. The merchants sighed for envy. "Come," said they, "let us

make an exchange. Thou give us thy servant, and take from us what

marvels thou likest best."--"But what marvels have ye then?"--"Look

and see!" And one of the merchants drew out of his pocket a little

casket, and he had no sooner opened it than a lovely garden spread

out all over the island with fragrant flowers and pleasant paths; but

when he shut the casket the garden immediately disappeared. The second

merchant drew from beneath the folds of his garment an axe, and began

to tap with it: "Rap-tap!" out came a ship. "Rap-tap!" out came another

ship. A hundred times he rapped, and made a hundred ships with sails

and guns and crews complete; the ships sailed, the sailors stood by

the guns and took orders from the merchant. The merchant gloried in it

for a while, but then he concealed his axe and the ships vanished out

of sight just as if they had never been. The third merchant produced

a horn, blew into one end of it, and immediately an army appeared,

both horse and foot, with cannons and banners, and through all the

ranks went the roll of martial music, and the armour of the warriors

flashed like fire in the sunlight. The merchant rejoiced in it all,

then he took his horn and blew into the other end of it, and there

was nothing to be seen, the whole of that martial might was no more.

"Your marvels are well enough, but they are of no use to me," said

the archer; "your hosts and your fleets would do honour to a Tsar,

but I am only a simple archer. If you would change with me, then must

you give me all your three wonders in exchange for my one invisible

servant."--"But won't that be too much?"--"Know ye that I'll make

no other exchange." The merchants considered amongst themselves:

"What's the use of this garden, these ships, and these hosts to

us? 'Twill be better to make the exchange; at any rate we shall always

be able to eat and drink our fill without the least trouble." So

they gave the archer their wonders, and said: "Well, Shmat-Razum,

we'll take thee with us; wilt thou serve us well and loyally?"--"Why

should I not serve you? 'Tis all one with me with whom I live." The

merchants returned to their ships and regaled all their crews right

royally. "Hi! Shmat-Razum! bestir thyself!" And every one on board

ate and drank his fill and lay down and slept heavily. But the archer

sat in his golden bower and grew pensive, and said: "Alas! my heart

yearns after my faithful servant, Shmat-Razum. I wonder where he is

now!"--"I am here, master!" The archer was glad. "Is it not time for

us to hasten home?" And he had no sooner spoken than a whirlwind as

it were seized him and bore him into the air.

The merchants awoke from their sleep and wanted to drink away the

effects of their carouse: "Hi! Shmat-Razum, give us some more drink by

way of a pick-me-up!" But no one answered, no one rendered them that

service. Order and shout as they might, things remained precisely as

they were. "Well, gentlemen! this sharper has befooled us! The devil

take him, and may the island vanish and the golden bower perish." Thus

the merchants lamented and lamented, then they spread their sails

and departed whither their business called them.

The archer flew back to his country, and descended in a waste place

by the blue sea. "Hi, Shmat-Razum, can we not build us a little castle

here?"--"Why not? It shall be ready immediately." And immediately the

castle sprang up, more beautiful than words can tell, 'twas twice as

good as a royal palace. The archer opened his casket and a garden

immediately appeared round the castle with pleasant country paths

and marvellous flowers. There sat the archer at the open window,

and quite fell in love with his garden. Suddenly a dove flew in at

the window, plumped down upon the ground, and turned into his lovely

young wife. They embraced and greeted each other. And the wife said

to the archer, "Ever since thou didst leave the house I have been

flying as a blue dove among the woods and groves. How happily we will

now live together for evermore!"

Early the next morning the King came out on his balcony and looked

towards the blue sea, and behold! on the very shore stood a new castle,

and round the castle was a green garden. "Who then is this presumptuous

stranger who builds on my land without my leave?" Then his couriers ran

thither, asked questions, and came back and told him that this castle

was built by the archer, and he himself dwelt in this castle and his

wife with him. The King was more angry than ever, and he bade them

assemble a host and go to the shores of the sea, root up the garden,

smash the castle into little bits, and bring the archer and his wife

to him. The archer saw the King's army coming against him, and it

was very strong; then he seized his axe quickly and rapped with it,

"Rap-tap!" Out came a ship. He rapped one hundred times, and made

one hundred ships. Then he seized his horn and blew once, and a host

of footmen rolled out. He blew in the other end, and a host of horse

rolled out. The commanders of all the corps came rushing up to him, and

asked him for orders. The archer bade them begin the battle. The music

struck up, the drums rolled, the regiments moved forwards against the

royal host. The infantry, like a solid wall, broke down their centre,

the horse cut them off at the wings and took them captive, and the

guns from the fleet played upon the capital. The King saw that all

his host was flying, rushed forward to stop them--but how? He could

not do it, and in a moment he was swept from his horse in the midst

of the fierce fight and trampled underfoot. When the fight was over

the people assembled together and begged the archer to accept the

whole realm from their hands. To this he gave his consent, and ruled

that kingdom peaceably all the days of his life.

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