COLUMBIA AVENUE

Several unnoteworthy days were spent by Uncle and his family in which

they saw through the official buildings of the states and nations;

through the Forestry building, showing the forestry wealth of the world;

through the leather exhibits, showing the wonders done to the skins of

beasts; all over Wooded Island, with its curiosities of Davy Crockett's

cabin and the Javanese Hooden; through the clam bakes and the Casino,

with the miscellaneous objects of interest about them. Uncle thought he

was entering the Liberal Arts building when he walked past the guard at

the southeast entrance of the Casino. He wandered into a labyrinth of

side-rooms, where he heard an amazing medley of excited voices in as

many different languages. They were evidently quarreling over something

that displeased them very much. Presently a guard caught him by the arm.

[Illustration: "THERE WAS A MEDLEY OF EXCITED VOICES."]

"Are you a musician, sir?"

"Well, I used ter play a Jew's harp a leetle."

"The Casino will open again at three o'clock. You are not allowed in

here."

The rest of the family had remained on the outside, suspicious of

Uncle's venture. As he returned, led out in rather an undignified way by

the guard, Uncle did not relish the amused looks of his family and the

casual observers.

"Ah, ha," yelled Johnny in glee, "Grandpa's the first of us to get took

by the cop. I'll tell everybody at Villaville about you getting led

out."

From here they went on around to the north end of the greatest building

on the grounds where were stored the miscellaneous educational

achievements of the world.

As they entered the Manufacturers and Liberal Arts building through one

of the small entrances on the north, the greatness of that more than

forty-four acres of exhibits did not impress itself upon them. The first

objects that met their gaze were the graphophones or phonographs. Some

nickles were soon in the slots and the family for the first time

listening to music coming from some where by singers unseen. Johnny had

a face covered with smiles as he listened to some loud-mouthed artist

singing "Throw him down McClosky." Between each verse Johnny told the

boy who stood in open-mouthed wonder near him that the "feller is a

singer from way back." He could not realize that he was not in a concert

hall and that all standing about were not hearing what he heard. When

the music ceased and he withdrew the tubes from his ears he said to

the boy, "Wasn't that out of sight?"

[Illustration: "They listened to melodies by musicians unseen, and from

somewhere unknown."]

"Sure, and out of my hearing too, but I guess I got a nickle to try it

on," and his nickle disappeared in the slot and the unwearied singer hid

away in the machine told again his story of the great fight.

When Uncle took the tubes from his ears his eyes were full of tears.

"Why, Grandpa, what's the matter?" asked Fanny who had just listened to

some selection by the Marine band.

"Well, you see, I heard something that I used to hear long time ago, and

I couldn't tell just who was a singin' it to me. It was some woman,

though, and I let myself think it was somebody else, and I was a

thankin' God for lettin' me hear her once more. I thought it was Mary

singin' "Old Folks at Home" for me, jest like she used to, and I thought

for a while that she had come back to me. I wanted to talk to her, and

it hurt me when I seed that I couldn't."

There was a stairway near by, and Fanny suggested that they should first

go above. They came to the place where they could look out into the main

floor. They were near the great clock tower just as the chimes began to

peal forth their weird melodies.

"What's that?" cried Aunt, in awe-struck tones.

"It's the chime of the bells," cried Fanny, in delight, "listen!

listen!"

Clear and plain through the vast building and to the streets on the

outside came the slow measured notes of that nation-thrilling air, "My

Country, 'tis of Thee."

All stood entranced before a scene never before reached by human means.

When the chimes were done, Uncle said: "Let us go down to the main

floor. I want to walk from end to tother of that aisle."

Johnny held in each hand a camp-stool for Uncle and Aunt, and he

arranged the stools for them to sit awhile before that wonderful scene.

Not long after, they were marching down that aisle called Columbia

avenue. They felt themselves every inch as citizens of a great republic.

It is not a very long thoroughfare--only a third of a mile--but they

were two hours on the way. Uncle was a common, everyday American citizen

when he started. At each step it seemed to him he swelled in his own

estimation. At the clock tower he was proud enough to ascend that

structure and make a Fourth of July speech. At the end of his walk he

wanted to wear an eagle on his hat and shout till his throat should be

stiff. It was not solely as an American that he was filled with

exultation but as a member of the human race. He was lifted up with

pride in the achievements of his fellow-man and in satisfaction that his

own country was the host of such a splendid company.

Columbia avenue is the broad thoroughfare which traverses the center of

the greatest building that ever was. It runs through the Manufactures

and Liberal Arts building from the grand court to the plaza at the

northern end. A walk down this thoroughfare is like a tour of the world

in sixty minutes. Though, if you are to do it in sixty minutes, you must

fifty times repress an impulse to linger beside some new marvel in the

handiwork of man and go marching on. You cannot beat the record in a

trip around the world and stop and see all the grand cathedrals and

picturesque ruins and beautiful women and inviting galleries of art.

Columbia avenue is a picture never to be surpassed. It is a cleanly and

an attractive thoroughfare for the world of tourists who throng the way.

The path is no longer littered with lumber and boxes and kegs of paints.

The horizon--for this vast enclosure has its horizon--is no more filled

with a fine, white mist rising from the efforts of workmen to push and

chisel blocks of staff into their appropriate places. It is a colossal

field of process and a panorama of result. The world can not produce a

more noble and inspiring place. It is the avenue down which the man on

whom fate has fallen and whose steps in this world are few should choose

to expend the last remaining atoms of his strength.

Uncle, as an American citizen, came in pride and exultation into the

avenue from the central court. He had not been there before. The first

thing he did was to stand fully five minutes gazing at the immensity of

the enclosure trying to comprehend it, instinctively but vainly seeking

adjectives with which to characterize it, and finally giving it all up,

as a man gives up trying to measure the ocean or count the stars,

conceding it to be too vast and wonderful for the range alike of his

vision and his mind. No one told him which way to go, but away over his

head, he couldn't guess how many hundred feet, was a line of pendent

stars and stripes extending so far in a perspective of red and white

that he could not see the fartherest. For aught he knew to the contrary

the line led away to the sunny South. But knowing that where the stars

and stripes led the way, he could go as he had done in the years of war,

he passed on through a maze of wonders greater than even a Solomon could

dream.

Not a word had been spoken for some time. Fanny had stopped at a

millinery booth.

"Well, now come on Fanny, you wouldn't let me look at them harrows to my

heart's content so come on, for you might get ideas into your head that

would cost me lots of money and you know these times are expensive

enough anyhow."

At the south end of the hall they ascended to the galleries again and

soon, came past the educational exhibits that cover every department of

human training. There was a booth of educational temperance. Here they

read:

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| _The Star of Hope |

| of the Temperance Reform |

| stands over the |

| School House_ |

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These letters were on a banner of beautifully wrought silk, and near by

was a map of the United States, with seven states distinguished from the

rest by being in the darkest black.

"Those states," explained the ladies in charge, "have no school

legislation for teaching temperance."

"Yes," soliloquized Uncle, "the school house, the pulpit and the press,

are the three forces of freedom and progress in our welfare, but our

lives and our natures are not alone molded by these. The fathers and

mothers in the home holds greater destinies for the world than all the

rest of the forces of the earth together." Then they went through a

modeling department. Uncle could not see any use of these things.

"Now, Fanny, I'm tired of these mixing wax and realities together.

Here's a man's head four feet across in this glass case. What does it

mean?"

"O, that's just an enlarged figure to show the anatomy."

"Well, I didn't come here to see 'natomy, so let's pass on and leave it

to other folks that like sich."

Just then some good country people came up and they were almost wild for

knowledge as to where the Exposition people dug up that awful giant, and

as to how long he lived before the flood, and if it might not be Goilah.

Fanny could not stand such an error, and she pointed out to the little

girl the card below explaining what the figure intended to show.

They went on past states and foreign countries, and booth after booth of

books and papers of the great publishing companies.

"Come here, come this way, all of ye!"

Johnny was wildly motioning to his folks, who had stopped to examine

some books in a booth near the north end of the Liberal Arts hall. As

they came up to him, he said: "Say, you remember the Century plant,

don't you, down in the Horticultural hall, wot's jest bloomed? Well,

I've found a Century company, an' I want Fanny to go in thar an' ask the

gurl wot hes charge if we kin see it bloomin'."

"They are the people who publish so much about the war and about

Lincoln. Let us go in and I'll take some notes about what they have."

Fanny took out her pencil and notebook as they approached the entrance

of the booth. All went in together, and the lady in charge, seeing Fanny

with a notebook in her hand, came over to her from the opposite side of

the room with a rush that almost took the young observer's breath away.

"Are you a reporter, Miss?"

"No, no," said Fanny.

"Oh! Just taking notes for your own amusement."

"Well, not exactly that. I may use them some time."

Fanny had in mind the things she would have to tell to her less

fortunate friends at home.

"O I see, going to weave them into a book or a lecture. Just come this

way;" and, followed by Johnny, Uncle and Aunt, Fanny went the rounds of

the place listening attentively to the interesting talk of the lady in

charge as she explained the processes in detail of making a great

magazine, the evolution of the English dictionary and of dictionary

making in all its phases. She showed them many interesting relics and

among them the original letters and documents of the company's great war

articles and their life of the martyred president. The lady never had

more interested listeners or people more grateful for the trouble she

had taken to instruct them.

[Illustration: "UNCLE DID NOT RECOGNIZE HIM."]

"No, don't go till you have registered."

Fanny went over and registered for all of them and Uncle went away

feeling as if he now had a literary education and could write anything

from a war article to a dictionary.

They passed on down and out of the building more impressed than ever

concerning the greatness of the world. Aunt rarely said much but now she

remarked that she loved their farm and their Jerseys more than ever but

she could see that God's mercies and blessings did not rest alone on

them and their neighbors. There was indeed a world beyond what she had

ever seen or been able to dream.

As they passed on to the gate a family evidently from off the farm

passed them.

The eyes of Uncle and the farmer happened to meet and the farmer nodded

to him.

"Now look at that," exclaimed Uncle. "How cityfied I'm getting. I didn't

nod to that feller. The fust few days I was here I nodded to everybody

who looked at me but when they stared back at me like I was an idiot, I

quit."

As they came by the Administration building a gentleman passed near them

and politely lifted his hat. Without response Aunt and Fanny went on but

Uncle grasped the gentleman by the hand and said, "Mr. Moses, I am so

glad to see you. I ain't been tuck up yet by the perlice nor lost any

money but I guess I would if you hadn't give me such good advice."

"Uncle, I must tell you that my name is Warner, as you have it on my

card and not Moses. I told you that name just for a joke because I

didn't expect to see you again and you know we don't often tell our

names and business to people we meet on the trains."

Uncle was very much troubled. He could not see any joke in a false name

being given. He remembered then that Fanny said a young man on the train

was shadowing Mr. Moses, and this false name made it look bad for Mr.

Warner.

"Well Mr. Warner I am sorry you deceived me for I liked you very much

and I aimed to call on you, but maybe I hadn't orter not."

Without another ward Uncle went on to join his waiting family, sadly

shaking his head as he thought of the misplaced confidence he had

bestowed.

"There," said Mr. Warner, "I have estranged the good opinion of the old

man and in his mind made the words of the confidence man seem true. But

somehow I feel sure that I shall meet her in a different way."

As he looked after her he said, "There goes the dearest girl on earth to

me."

[Illustration: "HE LOOKED AROUND AFTER HER."]

It was arranged that the next day the old people should rest at their

hotel all day and at two o'clock Fanny would go to one of the big retail

stores to do some needful shopping with Johnny as an escort.

_CHAPTER VI_

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