AROUND THE WORLD FOR TWENTY CENTS

The next day, when the "Alley L" road let them off at the station next

to the electric road, they decided to ride around and view the "White

City" from that elevated position. The intramural road is about three

miles around, and makes the trip in seventeen minutes. It was like going

around the world in that time, so much was to be seen on either side.

The four made a fine picture of age and youth gathering mental breadth

from this great exhibition of human wisdom and achievement. They passed

around the west end of Machinery hall and along the south side of it,

then between the Agricultural annex and the stock pavilion. Here they

emerged into what seemed to be the waste yard of the Exposition, debris

of all kinds, beer houses, lunch rooms, hundreds of windmills flying in

the breeze and heavily loaded cars, back of which could be seen bonfires

of waste materials, these making a striking contrast to the white beauty

and massive art on the opposite side of the car.

The queer looking Forestry building flew by, the leather exhibit was

passed, and the train ran around a station not far from the Krupp gun

works. They had not yet made the grand tour of the grounds, but another

investment in tickets sent them back again, the way they had come, on

the parallel track. When they reached the west side they looked away

from the massive buildings across Stony Island avenue at the amusing

medley of hotels, booths for lunches, and tents for blue snakes, sea

monsters, and fat women strung along the front. Little merry-go-rounds

buzzed like tops in cramped corners between pine lemonade stands and

cheap shooting-galleries. Looking eastward, the eye rests with

satisfaction upon the gilded satin of the Administration dome, and then

it may take an observation to the westward of a flaunting placard:

|-------------------------|

| _Four Tintypes |

| for Twenty-five Cents_ |

|-------------------------|

Back of the sandwich counters and fortune-telling booths are stored the

World's Fair hotels, looking like overgrown store boxes, with holes

punched in them.

The train flew on, and uncle saw little of the outside because of his

interest in the strange machinery that was propelling them forward. The

engineer pulled a lever and then there was a buzz and a whirr; another

lever was turned, and the car would come to a standstill at some

station. It was amazing to see such simple movements by one man control

such unseen energy. From the farm to the Exposition grounds was as

marvelous a change as from one world to another, and to the simple

genius of rural work it was like going from the peaceful valley to the

mysteries beyond the clouds.

Past the Esquimau village, the richly varied city of state and foreign

buildings came into view. All the varieties of architectural genius from

the different countries of the world appeared one after another and it

was easy to imagine a flight of incredible speed all over the earth. The

terminal station at the northeast was reached and uncle wanted to ride

back again. In this way the panorama of the great Fair was quite well

fixed in their minds when they descended from the southeast station at

the entrance of Agricultural hall. For once Uncle felt at home when he

walked into that paradise of grass and grain.

[Illustration: "HE STOOD CHEWING A WISP OF HAY."]

"Every body but me and Sarah can scatter and we'll all meet at the far

end of this house, or if not there at the south side of the Sixty-third

street gate at six o'clock." Fanny and Johnny took Uncle at his word and

were soon strolling among the booths, but they were more intent upon

watching the maneuvers of the various types of people than of observing

what the earth is able to produce out of its soil. They heard a band

playing somewhere in the distance and they moved on that way.

As a curious observer of this moving world, Fanny made note of the many

interesting exhibitions about her of country ignorance and enthusiasm.

At one place she stopped near a tall, lank farmer, whose cowhide boots

had left their massive imprint on every roadway on the grounds. He stood

chewing a wisp of hay plucked from an exhibit, while he gazed in delight

at the harvesters, plows and sheaves of wheat which stretched away

before him in an endless vista.

"Wall, I swan," he at length confided to the dignified guard, who stood

like a sign-post near the door, "this 'ere's the only thing I've seed

'minded me of hum. Bin tramping raound these 'ere grounds, scence 7

o'clock, b'gosh, an' ain't seen a blamed thing did my ole heart so much

good as this show right here. By George! wish I'd a struck this buildin'

fust thing I come in. Would a saved me a power of walkin'. Say, had a

great show out our way a spell ago. Had a corn palace--Sioux City, you

know. Be they goin' to have a corn palace at this 'ere fair?"

The guard unbent enough to guess not.

"Sho! y' don't say so. Wall, that's curious. Corn palace out to hum was

the biggest show ever give out that way. And crowd! Say, I'll bet a

nickel I've seed as many as hundreds of people thar in one day. In one

day, reclect, all just looking at that there corn palace. Wonder these

fellows didn't think of that. Would a drawd all the folks from out in

our section, shore. Tell you what I don't like about this show," he went

on, waxing confidential, "Too much furrin stuff here. Don't see nothing

from Keokuk, Sioux City, Independence or even old Davenport. But all

London and Berlin and Paris, and all them other places where they's

kings and things. Ought to a give the folks here more of a show, b'gosh,

same as we did out to hum. Why, they wasn't none of this statoo stuff

thar, I tell you. Wasn't no picters and the like of that. What good is

them picters over there, I'd like to know? Why, some on 'em, the folks

ain't got a stitch of clothes on 'em, and you couldn't hang them air

picters in a barn. Ought to have more of these things here--oats and

wheat and seedin' machines. Them's what people want to see. And say, I

was daown here below this mornin', and by gum, I seed the damdest

lookin' fellows I ever seen in all my born days. They was heathen Turks,

I reckon, with rags round their heads and wimmin's clo'es on all o' 'em.

I was a-scared to stay there, b'gosh, and I jest lit out, I tell ye.

Well, I'm goin' through here and see what you've got, but I jest tell

you this is the part of this show that'll do. Yes, sir." And the rural

visitor stalked away.

In less than two hours the brother and sister had reached the west

doorway, but uncle and aunt were nowhere to be seen. Then they went up

into the gallery to hear the musicians again. It was very evident that

Agricultural hall had swallowed their grandparents for that day and the

grandchildren were left to shift for themselves. It was now past noon

and they were both hungry enough to welcome the first lunch counter they

could find. One o'clock found them again wandering listlessly about the

gallery absorbed in the sights about them.

_CHAPTER IV_

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