THE BITER BIT.

The lawyer's letter surprised him somewhat, but Markworth had no fears

or presentiment of what was the motive or would be the upshot of the

missive.

"Ha!" he thought, "they want to compromise, do they? It's rather late

in the day for that, and they won't catch me with any chaff. But I may

as well go round and see what they are after."

At eleven o'clock precisely, the hour they had fixed for the interview,

Markworth tapped at the half-open green baize door which led into the

outer office of Messrs. Trump, Sequence and Co.'s chambers in Bedford

Row.

"Mr Trump in?" he asked of the old clerk, whose desk, surmounted by the

mahogany face and head, with the grizzled hair standing upon end as if

it had been electrified, faced the door.

"Yes, sir," answered that worthy, speaking through his shut lips, "Mr

Trump and Mr Sequence both in. Yer name Markworth, b'lieve?"--and

Markworth nodded--"Waiting to see you. Both in there!" pointing to the

door of the inner office, where, on entering, our friend found the

lawyers arranged in state, one on each side of a table, covered with

papers and a wrinkled parchment folio, endorsed on the outside, "Last

will and testament of Roger Hartshorne, deceased." Markworth took in

all the preparations at a glance, the lawyers with their pleasant

about-to-perform-an-operation expression of face, the paper-covered

table, the will, the dentist-like looking easy chair, placed handily for

him between the solicitors, exposing him to their fire on either flank,

and all.

"Aha! Good morning, Mr Markworth. Fine day," said Mr Trump; and

"Aha! Good morning, Mr Markworth. Fine day," echoed Mr Sequence

after him, as customary, in his feeble treble.

"Good morning," he answered, "You sent for me, eh?"

"We sent for you, Mr Markworth, because," said Mr Trump, smiling and

rubbing his hands gleefully, as he always did before plunging into his

subject. "We sent for you, Mr Markworth, because," said the echo,

without any smile, however, or rubbing of hands.

"Because what, sir?" exclaimed Markworth, turning round abruptly on poor

little Sequence, who of course had not a word to say for himself until

his principal gave him the cue.

Mr Trump came gallantly to the rescue.

"We sent for you, Mr Markworth, because we wished to have some

conversation on the subject of the case put down for the present term of

Markworth _versus_ Hartshorne. We represent the defendant, as you

know."

"Certainly, Mr Trump; but don't you think you had better consult my

solicitor, as the matter is entirely out of my hands?"

"Hum! I think you'll agree with us after hearing what we have to say,

that the communication which we have to make had better be addressed to

you in the first instance."

"You wish to compromise the thing, I suppose?"

"Pray don't be so hasty, my _dear_ sir," responded Trump, still smiling

affably.

And "My _dear_ sir!" chimed in Sequence, as usual.

"We don't suppose anything, and we don't pledge or commit ourselves to

anything. Don't be so hasty, my _dear_ sir; it's very unprofessional,

_very_ unprofessional."

And "Very unprofessional," squeaked Sequence.

"I wish you would come to the point at once!" said Markworth, angrily.

Mr Trump at once dropped his professional smile. Glancing his eyes

carelessly over a paper before him, and taking up the will, he spoke out

in a straight, business-like manner, while Mr Sequence sat himself bolt

upright in his chair, and tried to look very stern and pre-occupied

indeed.

"You are aware," said Mr Trump, looking Markworth full in the face,

"that the late Roger Hartshorne, deceased"--he smacked out his

adjectives with an oily gusto, did Mr Trump--"Deceased;" he repeated

the word as if loth to abandon it, "left his daughter Susan the sum of

twenty thousand pounds sterling, free of legacy duty, to be inherited by

her on her arriving at the age of twenty-one years; or, should she marry

before arriving at the said age of twenty-one years, and after she had

attained the age of eighteen years, _providing_ that the said marriage

should be sanctioned, and by the express will and consent of her mother,

if alive, or in case of her death by an appointed guardian, a certain

Doctor Richard Jolly, as mentioned in the will of the Testator, then and

in such case she was to receive the annual interest at the rate of five

per cent, per annum, chargeable on the property of the Testator, until

she should arrive at the said age of twenty-one years, when she would be

put in possession of all right, title, and interest whatever in the said

sum of twenty thousand pounds, free of legacy duty. I believe that's

the wording of the will?"

"My dear sir," interrupted Markworth, blandly, "what on earth are you

repeating all that legal gibberish to me for? I knew all that long

ago."

"I've no doubt, sir, no doubt of _that_. You are a man of the world,

Mr Markworth, like myself, and you'll pardon my hinting that you

probably took a glance at this self-same will before committing yourself

in the matrimonial noose with our rustic young friend. Ha! ha!"

And Mr Trump laughed a taking, "good joke" sort of laugh. So genial

was he, in fact, that Markworth could not help joining in the laugh, and

thought himself a very smart and clever fellow indeed.

"You're a sharp fellow, Mr Trump," he said roguishly, giving Mr Trump

a metaphorical poke in the ribs.

"A sharp fellow! a sharp fellow!" chorused Mr Sequence; and the three

were all at once laughing cordially together, as friendly as you please.

What charming agreeable fellows dentists are: what capital jokes they

make, and what highly seasoned anecdotes they retail just before drawing

out a tooth.

Mr Trump was now going to produce his pliers; he had had them concealed

in the professional way up his sleeve all this time.

"Pardon me, Mr Markworth," he said, all at once, when the chuckle had

died out, turning grave and business-like once more. "Pardon me, but

what I was reading from that will has a good deal to do with what I am

now going to say. Supposing that I admitted for argument's sake, only

as a mere figure of speech so to say, that Susan Hartshorne when she

married you was perfectly sane, and was not coerced into the measure

against her will?"

"Ha! you admit that."

"I don't admit it at all, my dear sir; I only used it just for mere

argument's sake."

"That, Mr Trump, is just the question we are going to try, and I

flatter myself our case is very good; you have got to prove that she was

insane, and it seems incomprehensible to me how you are going to do it

against the evidence we have--that of her governess and people who had

seen her before the marriage--indeed we will have her own evidence in

the witness-box. I don't see how, Mr Trump, you will be able to prove

a conspiracy after that. Besides, we will produce her medical attendant

and guardian, as you term him, Doctor Jolly."

"Ah! that was sharp practice subpoenaing him! I give you great credit

for that stroke, Mr Markworth; but allow me to say we are not arguing

the case now."

"And I don't see how I can come into any compromise so late in the day,

Mr Trump! We have the whole thing as clear as a pikestaff, and you

won't have a leg to stand upon when it is brought into court."

"Humph! we'll see," ejaculated the senior partner, and "we will see,"

followed Mr Sequence, parrot-like, after him. "But I did not make any

allusion to such a thing as a compromise, Mr Markworth," continued Mr

Trump.

"Then what have you brought me here for? I will wish you good morning,"

he said, rising, and taking up his hat to go, angrily.

"Stay! Don't be so hasty; pray don't be so hasty, Mr Markworth; you

may be certain that I would not have asked you to call unless I had

something important to communicate," said Mr Trump, soothingly.

"Then, why don't you get to it at once, instead of beating about the

bush," he answered, still only half appeased, and resuming his seat in

the dentist-like chair.

"I am just coming to the point, my dear sir, just coming to that; but,

you see, we must speak of things in a professional way."

"Certainly, in a professional way," said Mr Sequence, nodding his head

sagaciously, as if in confirmation of Mr Trump's remark; while

Markworth twirled his hat impatiently between his fingers, and wondered

what "those two rogues were after now!"

"By the terms of the will of the late Roger Hartshorne, deceased,"

resumed Mr Trump, unctiously, "without exactly phrasing it in legal

language, Mr Markworth, you will see that, putting the question of

Susan Hartshorne's sanity or insanity, as I said before, entirely out of

the argument--and that remains to be proved"--he said, significantly,

"if she married you without her mother's consent before she was

twenty-one years of age, she forfeited all right and claim to the

bequest mentioned in her father's will."

"Quite right, and I thought we settled all that before," responded

Markworth, knowingly. He continued, as if in response to a question

from the lawyer. "Quite right, Mr Trump. But you see, I took very

good care that the happy day on which I called her mine should not be

until after the date on which she came of age;" and Markworth laughed

very heartily. Strange to say, neither Mr Trump nor his partner joined

in the laugh this time; both of them looked more stolid and parchmenty

than ever. The senior of the firm went on straight to the point.

"That is just the question we have to decide, Mr Markworth."

"What do you mean?"

"Exactly what I say," answered Mr Trump, calmly. "That's the point,"

said Mr Sequence; and both looked at their subject composedly--just

like dentists!

"What the devil do you mean? staring at me like that," said Markworth,

angrily, and turning pale with apprehension. "What pettifoggery are you

raking up now? I'm not to be frightened easily."

"We are not pettifoggers, Mr Markworth, and have no wish to intimidate

you or any other person; but the date of your marriage, or

quasi-marriage"--Mr Trump corrected himself--"with the girl has got a

good deal to do with us, and you too."

"Go on, man, go on, and say all you've got to say without any more

unnecessary words. By Heavens! I can't bear all this talking."

Mr Trump went on systematically inserting the forceps, without paying

any attention to the excitement of the other.

"The date of your marriage was--?"

"You know well enough. Have you not got the copy of the marriage

certificate?"

"The 28th of August, I believe?"

"Right," said Markworth, curtly. "And what then?"

"The date of your marriage, you allow then, with Susan Hartshorne, was

on the twenty-eighth of last August; and, my dear sir, she did not come

of legal age until the 29th of August, the day after the marriage." Mr

Trump could not refrain from putting an inflection of triumph in his

voice, as with a mental twist of his wrist he extracted the metaphorical

tooth. Even Mr Sequence gave vent to a faint chuckle, without,

however, disturbing a single line in his immobile face, as he squeaked

out in a sort of victorious way, "The day after the marriage; the day

after, my dear sir--" the longest sentence he had ever yet been known to

utter.

"By heavens! it can't be--it can't be. It's an infernal swindle,"

exclaimed Markworth, violently, his face flaming with passion, as he

jumped up; and, seizing the lawyer by the collar, he shook him as a

terrier would a rat; "it can't be; it's a confounded swindle!"

Mr Trump remained as calm as ever under this unexpected assault; but as

for little Sequence he hedged himself into the corner by the window,

having his chair and the table as a sort of barricade before him.

Markworth recovered himself in a moment.

"I beg your pardon, Mr Trump," he said, apologising; "I forgot myself;

what was it that you said?"

"Pray don't mention it, my dear sir--my dear sir. I shan't bring any

action for assault and battery. You see, my dear sir,"--Trump got very

affectionate here, as he had just played his winning card--"we are

accustomed to these little emotions now and then. But to return to what

I was saying, Mr Markworth, it is a very unfortunate circumstance for

you; the son Tom was born on the 27th August, 1847, and Susan, the

daughter, on the 29th August, '46, and your mistake probably thus arose;

but I can't help feeling glad on my clients behalf, that your marriage

took place the day before Susan Hartshorne came of age. Consequently

you must admit it, as she did not marry with her mother's consent, the

marriage being, indeed, after an elopement, and our client, being ready

to prove that it was entirely without her consent or knowledge, Susan

Hartshorne--as your wife--has forfeited all right to the twenty thousand

pounds mentioned in her father's will."

Markworth seemed to be quite dazed. This sudden blow to all his

expectations quite unnerved him. He spoke absently, as if in a dream.

"Have you got the proofs?" he said abruptly; for he knew all the

consequences which his oversight would entail. "Where are the papers?"

"Here is the certificate of her birth," said the lawyer, producing it as

he spoke, "dated the 29th August, 1846. Here is also the written

evidence of her mother, Mrs Hartshorne, and here, too, the old Family

Bible, with the date and entry of her birth inscribed in it, by the hand

of the late Squire Roger Hartshorne, as I myself can testify. Quite

sufficient evidence, Mr Markworth, in any court of law, to establish

the date of Susan Hartshorne's birth, and the consequent failure of your

little plan to get her fortune. Very unfortunate, Mr Markworth! Very

unfortunate!"

And the lawyer rubbed his hands with triumph, and smiled as if he was

telling his victim a piece of remarkably good news.

Markworth never took any notice of the lawyer's words. He examined

eagerly the papers before him; and when he saw the convincing entry in

the family Bible, he gave up. The figure 9 in the date "29th August,"

might easily have been taken for a 7, and he cursed Clara Kingscott for

making the mistake, which she had very naturally made in this instance

quite unintentionally, and without any thought as to the effects of the

error.

He bore his defeat bravely, however, although all his schemes were thus

dashed to the ground when they were trembling on the verge of success.

He knew at once that he had now no more chance of getting the fortune,

for which he had risked so much, than the veriest beggar whom he might

pick out of the street. He would have to leave England at once, or his

next step would be into a gaol, on account of his debts: the harpies

would be upon him the moment his failure was known. What on earth to do

with himself, or with the girl he called his wife, whom he had tackled

himself to, he did not know. The first thing, however, was to get away,

and that as soon as possible.

"I suppose the suit will have to be dropped now, for I have no object in

carrying it on. Good morning, gentlemen," he said, to the lawyers; "I

suppose you don't want me any longer."

And he walked out of the office as calmly as if he had achieved a

victory, although all his hopes and plans were utterly wrecked.

"He's a plucky fellow, and deserved to win," said Mr Trump to his

partner, when Markworth had disappeared, and his steps were heard going

down the staircase.

"That he is; that he did," responded parrot Sequence, and both dismissed

him from their minds, and set about filing the necessary papers which

would soon put an end to the longed talked of suit of "Markworth

_versus_ Hartshorne."

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