Attempt at Robbery

After supper we proceeded upstairs to the choir (where the nuns attend

public worship, and which looks down upon the handsome convent church) to

try the organ. I was set down to a Sonata of Mozart's, the servants blowing

the bellows. It seems to me that I made more noise than music, for the

organ is very old, perhaps as old as the convent, which dates three

centuries back. However, the nuns were pleased, and after they had sung a

hymn, we returned below. I was rather sorry to leave them, and I felt as if

I could have passed some time there very contentedly; but it was near nine

o'clock, and we were obliged to take our departure; so having been embraced

very cordially by the whole community, we left the hospitable walls of the

Encarnación.

28th.--Last evening we were sitting at home very quietly about ten o'clock,

C---n, Monsieur de -----, of the ----- Legation, and I, when A---- rushed

into the room all dishevelled. "Come quickly, sir! Robbers are breaking

open the kitchen-door!" A succession of feminine shrieks in the distance,

added effect to her words. C---n jumped up, ran for his pistols, gave one

to Monsieur de -----, called up the soldiers, but no robbers appeared. The

kitchen-door was indeed open, and the trembling galopina attested, that

being in the kitchen alone, dimly lighted by one small lamp, three men, all

armed, had entered, and had rushed out again on hearing her give the alarm.

We somewhat doubted her assertions, but the next morning found that the men

had in fact escaped by the Azotea, a great assistance to all Mexican

depredators. At the end of this row of houses the people ran out and fired

upon them, but without effect. The house of the old Countess of S---- F----

had been broken into, her porter wounded, report says killed, and her plate

carried off. In the mean time our soldiers watch in the kitchen, a pair of

loaded pistols adorn the table, a double-barrelled gun stands in the

corner, and a bull-dog growls in the gallery. This little passing visit to

us was probably caused by the arrival of some large boxes from London,

especially of a very fine harp and piano, both _Erard's_, which I had the

pleasure of seeing unpacked this morning, and which, in spite of jolting

and bad roads, have arrived in perfect condition....

Thus far I had written, it being now the evening, and I sitting alone, when

a succession of shrieks arose, even more awful than those which alarmed us

last night. At the same time the old _galopina,_ her daughter, and a French

girl who lives here, rushed shouting along the gallery; not a word they

said comprehensible, but something concerning "a robber in black, with men

at his back, who had burst open the door." At the noise the whole household

had assembled. One ran this way, one ran that. A little French

_teinturier,_ who it appeared had been paying the maids a polite visit,

seized the loaded gun; the footman took a pistol and hid himself behind the

porter; A----, like a second Joan of Arc, appeared, with a rusty sabre; the

soldiers rushed up with their bayonets; the coachman stood aloof with

nothing; the porter led up the rear, holding a large dog by the collar; but

no robber appears; and the girls are all sobbing and crying because we

doubt their having seen one. Galopina the younger shedding tears in

torrents, swears to the man. Galopina the elder, enveloped in her reboso,

swears to any number of men; and the _recamerera_ has cried herself into a

fit between fear and indignation.

Such is the agreeable state of things about nine o'clock this evening, for

one real attempt to enter the house, invariably gives rise to a thousand

imaginary attacks and fanciful alarms....

After many attempts at walking, I have very nearly abandoned it, but take a

great deal of exercise both on horseback and in the carriage; which last,

on account of the ill-paved condition of the streets, affords rather more

exercise than the former. I drove out this morning in an open carriage with

the Señorita E---- to her country-house at San Agustin, the gambling

emporium. But the famous annual fête does not take place till Whitsunday,

and the pretty country villas there are at present abandoned. We walked in

the garden till the sun became insupportable. The fragrance of the roses

and jasmine was almost overpowering. There are trees of millefleur roses;

heliotrope and honeysuckle cover every pillar, and yellow jasmine trails

over everything....

Found on my return an anonymous letter, begging me to "beware of my cook!"

and signed _Fernandez_. Having shown it to some gentlemen who dined here,

one thought it might be a plan of the robbers to get rid of the cook, whom

they considered in their way; another, with more probability, that it was

merely a plan of the attentive Señor Fernandez to get the cook's place for

himself.

We went lately to pay a visit to the celebrated Virgen de los Remedies, the

_Gachupina_, the Spanish patroness, and rival of Our Lady of Guadalupe.

This Virgin was brought over by Cortes, and when he displaced the Indian

idols in the great Temple of Mexico, caused them to be broken in pieces,

and the sanctuary to be purified, he solemnly placed there a crucifix and

this image of the Virgin; then kneeling before it, gave solemn thanks to

Heaven, which had permitted him thus to adore the Most High in a place so

long profaned by the most cruel idolatries.

It is said that this image was brought to Mexico by a soldier of Cortes's

army called Villafuerte, and that the day succeeding the terrible _Noche

Triste_, it was concealed by him in the place where it was afterwards

discovered. At all events, the image disappeared, and nothing further was

known of it until, on the top of a barren and treeless mountain, in the

heart of a large maguey, she was found by a fortunate Indian. Her

restoration was joyfully hailed by the Spaniards. A church was erected on

the spot. A priest was appointed to take charge of the miraculous image.

Her fame spread abroad. Gifts of immense value were brought to her shrine.

A treasurer was appointed to take care of her jewels; a camarista to

superintend her rich wardrobe. No rich dowager died in peace until she had

bequeathed to Our Lady of Los Remedios her largest diamond, or her richest

pearl. In seasons of drought she is brought in from her dwelling in the

mountain, and carried in procession through the streets. The viceroy

himself on foot used to lead the holy train. One of the highest rank drives

the chariot in which she is seated. In succession she visits the principal

convents, and as she is carried through the cloistered precincts, the nuns

are ranged on their knees in humble adoration. Plentiful rains immediately

follow her arrival. -----, who accompanied us, has on several occasions

filled the office of her coachman, by which means he has seen the interior

of most of the convents in Mexico. It is true that there came a time when

the famous curate Hidalgo, the prime mover of the Revolution, having taken

as his standard an image of the Virgin of Guadalupe, a rivalry arose

between her and the Spanish Virgin; and Hidalgo having been defeated and

forced to fly, the image of the Virgen de los Remedios was conducted to

Mexico dressed as a general, and invoked as the patroness of Spain. Later

still, the Virgin herself was denounced as a Gachupina! her general's sash

boldly torn from her by the valiant General -----, who also signed her

passport, with an order for her to leave the republic. However, she was

again restored to her honours, and still retains her treasurers, her

camarista, and sanctum sanctorum.

Being desirous of seeing this celebrated image, we set off one fine

afternoon in a carriage of -----'s, drawn by six unbroken horses,

accompanied by him and his lady, and performed four leagues of bad road in

an incredibly short space of time. The horses themselves were in an evident

state of astonishment, for after kicking and plunging, and, as they

imagined, running away, they found themselves driven much faster than they

had the slightest intention of going: so after a little while they

acknowledged, in -----'s capital coachman, _une main de maître_.

The mountain is barren and lonely, but the view from its summit is

beautiful, commanding the whole plain. The church is old and not very

remarkable, yet a picturesque object, as it stands in its gay solitariness,

with one or two trees beside it, of which one without leaves was entirely

covered with the most brilliant scarlet flowers. Señor ----- having been the

Virgin's coachman, the Señora ----- being the daughter of her camarista,

and C---n the Minister from the land of her predilection, we were not

astonished at the distinguished reception which we met with from the

reverend padre, the guardian of the mountain. The church within is

handsome; and above the altar is a copy of the original Virgin. After we

had remained there a little while, we were admitted into the Sanctum, where

the identical Virgin of Cortes, with a large silver maguey, occupies her

splendid shrine. The priest retired and put on his robes, and then

returning, and all kneeling before the altar, he recited the _credo_. This

over, he mounted the steps, and opening the shrine where the Virgin was

encased, knelt down and removed her in his arms. He then presented her to

each of us in succession, every one kissing the hem of her satin robe. She

was afterwards replaced with the same ceremony.

The image is a wooden doll about a foot high, holding in its arms an infant

Jesús, both faces evidently carved with a rude penknife; two holes for the

eyes and another for the mouth. This doll was dressed in blue satin and

pearls with a crown upon her head and a quantity of hair fastened on to the

crown. No Indian idol could be much uglier. As she has been a good deal

scratched and destroyed in the lapse of ages, C---n observed that he was

astonished they had not tried to restore her a little. To this the padre

replied, that the attempt had been made by several artists, each one of

whom had sickened and died. He also mentioned as one of her miracles, that

living on a solitary mountain she had never been robbed; but I fear the

good padre is somewhat _oblivious_, as this sacrilege has happened more

than once. On one occasion a crowd of léperos being collected, and the

image carried round to be kissed, one of them, affecting intense devotion,

bit off the large pearl that adorned her dress in front, and before the

theft was discovered, he had mingled with the crowd and escaped. When

reminded of the circumstance, the padre said it was true, but that the

thief was a _Frenchman_. After taking leave of the Virgin, we visited the

padre in his own old house, attached to the church, where his only

attendant, as usual among padres, is an old woman.

We then made our way on foot down a steep hill, stopping to admire some

noble stone arches, the remains of an aqueduct built by the Spaniards for

conveying water from one mountain to the other; and with an Indian for our

guide, visited a newly-discovered, though anciently-opened mine, said to be

of silver, and which had until lately been covered with rubbish. We groped

through it, and found vaults and excavations and a deep pit of water. C---n

got some Indians to break off pieces of stone for him, which were put into

a sack and sent home for examination. We were so tired of our walk down

this steep and mountainous path, that on our return, I mounted a horse with

a man's saddle, belonging to one of the servants, and contrived to keep on,

while it climbed up the perpendicular ascent. As this seemed rather a

selfish proceeding while the others walked, I invited the Señora ----- to

mount also in front; which she did, and the path being almost

perpendicular, my head nearly touched the ground, which certainly made the

seat not over safe or easy. However, we reached the top of the mountain in

safety, though somewhat exhausted with laughing, and were driven home with

the speed of a rail-car.

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