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[Illustration: _Excitable Tenor_ (_during dispute about the bill_). "BUT,
MY FRIEND, YOU NOT KNOW ME WHO I AM--NO? I AM SPOFFERINO. TO-NIGHT I SING
AT ZE OPERA--'BUTTERFLY.'"
_Waiter_ (_unimpressed_). "UM--YOU _LOOK_ LIKE A BUTTERFLY!"]
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"----'S BOOTS
HAVE BEEN
IN EVERYBODY'S MOUTH."
_Advt. in Local Paper._
We fear the advertiser has put his foot in it.
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