CHAPTER XXVIII.

A CORRESPONDENT ONCE MORE.

Again on the way to Washington! I have made the trip more than sixty

times. I saw the Gunpowder Bridge in flames when Baltimore was in arms

and the Capital cut off from the North. I saw from Perryville the State

flag of Maryland waving at Havre de Grace across the Susquehanna. I saw

at the Washington Navy Yard the blackened body of Ellsworth, manipulated

by the surgeons. I moved through the city with McClellan's onward army

toward the transports which were to carry it to the Peninsula. The awful

tidings of the seven days' retreat came first through the Capital in my

haversack, and before Stonewall Jackson fell upon the flank of Pope, I

crossed the Long Bridge with the story of the disaster of Cedar

Mountain. In like manner the crowning glory of Five Forks made me its

earliest emissary, and the murder of the President brought me hot from

Richmond to participate in the pursuit of Booth and chronicle his

midnight expiation.

Again am I on the way to the city of centralization, to paint by

electricity the closing scenes of the conspirators, and, as I pass the

Pennsylvania line, the recollection of those frequent pilgrimages--pray

God this be the last!--comes upon me like the sequences of delirium.

As I look abroad upon the thrifty fields and the rich glebe of the

ploughman, I wonder if the revolutions of peace are not as sweeping and

sudden as those of war. He who wrote the certain downfall of this

Nation, did not keep his eye upon the steadily ascending dome of the

capitol, nor remark, during the thunders of Gettysburg, the as energetic

stroke of the pile-drivers upon the piers of the great Susquehanna

bridge. We built while we desolated. No fatalist convert to Mohammed had

so sure faith in the eternity of his institutions. More masonry has been

laid along the border during the war than in any five previous years. We

have finished the Treasury, raised the bronze gates on the Capitol,

double-railed all the roads between New York and the Potomac, and gone

on as if architecture were imperishable, while thrice the Rebels swept

down toward the Relay.

And we have done one strategic thing, which, I think, will compare with

the passing of Vicksburg or the raid of Sherman; we have turned

Philadelphia.

This modern Pompeii used to be the stumbling-block on the great highway.

It was to the direct Washington route what Hell-gate was to the Sound

Channel. We were forbidden the right of way through it, on the ground

that by retarding travel Philadelphia would gain trade, and had to cross

the Delaware on a scow, or lay up in some inn over night. New Jerseymen,

I hear, pray every morning for their daily stranger; Philadelphia has

much sinned to entrap its daily customer. But Maillefert--by which name

I designate the inevitable sledge which spares the grand and pulverizes

the little--has built a road around the Quaker City. It is a very

curious road, going by two hypothenuses of about fifteen miles to make a

base of three or four, so that we lose an hour on the way to the

Capital, all because of Philadelphia's overnight toil.

The bridge at Perryville will be one of the staunchest upon our

continent: the forts around Baltimore make the outlying landscapes

scarcely recognizable to the returning Maryland Rebels. At last,--woe be

the necessity! we have garrisoned our cities. The Relay House is the

most picturesque spot between the two foci of the country. Wandering

through the woods, I see the dirty blouses of the remnant of "the boys"

and the old abatis on the height looks sunburnt and rusty; away through

the gorge thunders the Baltimore and Ohio train, over what ruins and

resurrections, torn up a hundred times, and as obstinately relaid, until

all its engineers are veteran officers, and can stand fire both of the

furnace and the musket. Everybody in the country is a veteran; the

contractor, who ran his schooner of fodder past the Rebel batteries; the

correspondent, whose lean horse slipped through the crevices of dropping

shells; the teamster, who whipped his mule out of the mud-hole, while

his ammunition wagon behind grew hot with the heaviness of battle; the

old farmer, who took to his cellar while the fight raged in his

chimneys, but ventured out between the bayonet charges to secure his

fatted calf.

Annapolis Junction has still the sterile guise of the campaign, where

the hills are bare around the hospitals, and the railway taverns are

whittled to skeletons. I have really seen whole houses, little more than

shells, reduced to meagreness by the pocket-knife. The name of almost

everybody on the continent is cut somewhere in the South; Virginia has

more than enough names carved over her fireside altars to inscribe upon

all her multitudinous graves.

There are close to the city fine bits of landscape, where the fields dip

gracefully into fertile basins, and rise in swells of tilled fields and

orchard to some knoll, enthroning a porticoed home. Two years ago all

these fields were quagmires, where stranded wheels and the carcasses of

hybrids, looked as if a mud-geyser had opened near by. The grass has

spread its covering, as the birds spread their leaves over the poor

babes in the wood, and we walk we know not where, nor over what

struggles, and shadows, and sorrows.

I pity the army mule, though he never asked me for sympathy. Who ever

loved a mule? You can love a lion, and make him lick your hand: some

people love parrots, and owls; and I once knew a person who could catch

black snakes and carry them lovingly in his bosom; but I never knew a

beloved mule. Yet this war has been fought and won by hybrids. They have

pulled us out of ruts and fed us, and starved for us. The mule is the

great quartermaster. See him and his brethren yonder in

corral,--miserable veterans of no particular race, slab-sided, and

capable of holding ink between their ribs. They mounch, and mounch, and

wear the same stolid eye which you have seen under the driver's lash,

and in the vaulting moment of victory. No stunning receptions greet

them, no cheers and banquets when Muley comes marching home; over at

_Giesboro_ they come in crippled, die by the musket without a murmur,

and are immediately boiled down and forgotten.

I was once beaten by a rival correspondent upon a prominent battle, by

riding a mule with my despatches. He walked into a mud-puddle just half

way between the field and the post-office, and stopped there till

morning.

Here we are, at Washington. I have been in most of the cities of Europe:

some of them have dirty suburbs, but the first impression of the Capitol

City is dreary in the extreme; a number of the lost tribes have

established booths contiguous to the terminus, wherein the filthiest

people in the world eat the filthiest dishes; a man's sense of

cleanliness vanishes when he enters the District of Columbia. I have

been astonished to remark how greatness loses its stature here. Mr.

Charles Sumner is a handsome man on Broadway or Beacon Street, but

eating dinner at Thompson's, his shoulders seem to narrow and his fine

face to grow commonplace.

Above the squalid wideness of ungraded streets and the waste of shanties

propped upon poles above abysses of vacant lots, where two drunken

soldiers are pummelling each other, towers the marvellous dome with its

airy genius firmly planted above, like the ruins of Palmyra above

contemporary meanness. Moving up the streets, in dust and mud-puddle,

you see shabbily ambitious churches, with wooden towers; hotels, the

curbs whereof are speckled with human blemishes, sustaining like

hip-shotten caryatides the sandstone-wooden columns. Within there is a

pandemonium of legs in the air, and an agglomeration of saliva, ending

with an impertinent clerk and two crescents of lazy waiters, who shy

whisks, and are ambitious to run superfluous errands, for the warrant to

rob you. Of people, you see squads; of residents, none. The public

edifices have not picked their company, neither have the public

functionaries. There is a quantity of vulgar statuary lying around,

horses standing on their tails, and impossible Washingtons imbedded in

arm-chairs; but the noble facade of the treasury always suggests to me

Couture's great picture of the Decadence, where, under a pure colonnade,

some tipplers are carousing. If we are to have statues at the Capital,

let us make them with uplifted hands, and shame upon their grave,

contemplative faces.

Shall we ever make Washington the representative Capital of the country?

Certainly all efforts to improve the site worthy of the seat of gigantic

legislation have hitherto failed. The sword and the malaria have

attacked it. Every year sees the President driven from his Mansion by

pestilential vapors, and the sanitary condition of the city is

extraordinarily bad. The carcasses of slain horses at Giesboro send

their effluvia straight into Washington on the wind, and the "Island,"

or that part of the city between the river and the canal, is dangerous

almost all the year.

Moreover, the entire river front of the city seems to be untenable,

except for negroes; the Washington monument stands on the yielding plain

in the rear of the Chief Magistrate's, a stunted ruin, finding no

foundation; and much of the great Capital reserve near by, would be a

dead weight, if any effort were made to dispose it of, as building lots.

The small portion of Washington lying upon Capitol Hill, is the most

salubrious and covetable; but it is a lonesome journey by night around

the Capitol grounds to the city. The finest residences lie north of the

President's house, but the number of these grows apace, and the quantity

of capital invested in private real estate, remains almost stationary.

We recall but two or three citizens of Washington who have spent their

money on the spot where they have made it. Corcoran was the most

generous; he erected a museum of art, and Government has made it a

Commissary depot! But how few of the illustrious Senators, Chief

Justices, Generals, etc., who draw their sustenance from the Capital,

care a penny to decorate it? Compare the home of Governor Sprague on 6th

Street, to his splendid mansion at Providence, or the Club House of the

Secretary of State, to his place at Auburn. Washington has power, but it

cannot attract. It is the solitary monarch, at whose feet all kneel, but

by none beloved. Strangers repair to it, grow rich, and quit it with

their earnings. Government works nobly to imitate the Palaces of the

Caesars, and the public edifices leave our municipal structures far

beneath, but these marble and granite piles seem to mock the littleness

of individual ambition. Two hotels have been built during the war, both

of the caravansary class, but the city, for four years, has been

miserably incompetent to entertain its guests, or to command their

respect.

Washington, to be a city, lacks three elements--commerce,

representation, health; the environs are picturesque, and the new forts

on the hill-tops little injure the landscape.

But the question is not premature, whether Washington city will ever

answer the purposes of a stable seat of government, and reflect the

enterprise, patriotism, and taste of the American people.

I have sometimes thought that these huge public buildings,--now

inadequate to accommodate the machinery of the Government,--would, at

some future day, be the nucleus of a great _lycee_, and that Washington

would become the Padua of the Republic, its University and Louvre, while

legislation and administration, despairing of giving dignity to the

place, would depart for a more congenial locality.

At any rate, the old Federal theory of a sylvan seat of government has

failed.

For a sequestered and virtuous retreat of legislation, we have

corruption augmented by dirt, and business stagnation aggravated by

disease. There are virtues in the town; but these must be searched for,

and the vices are obvious.

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