A RUNAWAY COUPLE.

Summer dawn; a thousand delicate tints in the sky above and dewy world

beneath; birds stretching drowsy little wings and piping to each other;

dumb things waking up one by one and sending forth their several calls.

But as yet nothing seemed astir in the old house; the windows, open for

the most part, were still curtained; no thin spiral of smoke wound its

way upwards from the kitchen chimney. Ruddy shafts of light made cheer,

indeed, on the mullioned panes and the moss-grown coping, picked out

the stone-crops and saxifrages on the roof, ran along the stone gutter,

bathed the old chimney stacks with a glow that would seem to mock at

the empty hearths within.

Presently a great clucking and crowing was heard from the poultry-yard

at the rear of the house, and a moment or two after a little old lady

came trotting along the mossy path behind the yew hedge and picked her

way daintily between the apple-trees in the orchard. As she proceeded

she looked to right and to left as though in fear, yet her face was

wreathed in the broadest of smiles, and every now and then she uttered

an ecstatic chuckle. Now out at the wicket-gate and down the lane to

the right. Lo! standing outlined against the purple expanse of moor a

hundred paces or so from the gate an equipage was drawn up; two men

were stationed by the horses’ heads, one of whom hurried forward to

meet her, while the other stiffly climbed up on the box. The first,

a tall burly old man, wearing a white top-hat, an old-fashioned

embroidered waistcoat, and a spick-and-span suit of broadcloth,

beckoned eagerly as he hastened towards her, while the figure on the

box waved his whip, and jerked his elbow with every sign of impatience.

“So there ye be at last, my dear!” cried the old gentleman. “Blest if

I didn’t think they’d catched ye. Come along, hurry up! Let’s be off;

it’s close upon four o’clock.”

The lady, who was plump and somewhat short of breath, merely chuckled

again by way of rejoinder, and suffered herself to be hoisted into the

waiting chaise. It was an extremely old-fashioned chaise with a hood

and a rumble; the coachman was equally antiquated in appearance, and

wore a moth-eaten livery of obsolete cut and a beaver hat.

“Now off with ye, Jem,” cried the old gentleman in a stage whisper.

“Let ’em go, my lad. Don’t spare the cattle! We must be miles away from

here before the folks yonder have time to miss us. But whatever did

keep ye so long, Susan?” he inquired, turning to the lady.

“My dear,” said she, with a delighted giggle, “I’ve been to feed the

chickens.”

Thereupon her companion fell into a paroxysm of suppressed merriment,

growing purple in the face, and slapping his thigh in ecstacy. The old

coachman turned round upon the box and bent down his ear to catch the

joke.

“Missus has been to feed chicken, Jem,” laughed his master. “Ho! ho!

ho!--she wouldn’t leave out that part, ye may be sure.”

Jem grinned. “No, I d’ ’low she wouldn’t. Missus be a grand hand at

feedin’ chicken; she’ve a-had prac_tise_, haven’t she, Measter? I’ll go

warrant she have.”

“And I’ve been doing something else too, John,” continued she, when the

explosion had in some measure subsided. “See here!”

She opened the lid of the little covered basket which she carried, and

displayed three nosegays of white flowers.

“I thought we might wear these,” she remarked. “I very nearly brought

favours for the horses, too, but I was afraid it would excite remark.”

“And you were right,” said he; “but I think we’ve managed pretty well

to put ’em off the scent. Jem did drive a good bit along the Dorchester

road, and back very quiet over the heath. ’Twas very artful of ’ee, my

dear, to be talkin’ so innercent-like about Weymouth yesterday--they’ll

think we’ve a-gone there, for sure.”

The old lady drew herself up with a little conscious air.

“It takes a woman’s wit to think of them things,” she said: “But I do

feel sorry for them all, too. I left just a bit of a line for Mary to

say she wasn’t to be frightened and we was just gone for the day, and

they mustn’t think of looking for us. But I can’t help thinking it does

seem a shame. There, all the poor things will be comin’ from this place

and that place and bringing the children, and making ready their little

speeches, and getting out their little presents----”

The old man began to chuckle again.

She looked at him reproachfully, and he laughed louder and rubbed his

hands.

“’Tis very unfeeling of you to laugh like that, John. I’m sure it is.

Haven’t you got no feeling for your own flesh and blood?”

“If you come to that,” said John, “whose notion was it? Says I, ‘I do

wish,’ I says, ‘we could give ’em all the slip and spend the happy day

quiet by our two selves.’ And says you, ‘Why shouldn’t we, then?’ says

you. ‘Look here,’ you says, ‘why shouldn’t we do it over again, John?’

‘What?’ says I. ‘What we done fifty years ago,’ says you. ‘Well,’ I

says, and I say now, ‘it takes a woman’s cleverness to think o’ such

things.’ So here we be a-runnin’ away again, love; bain’t we?”

She extended her little mittened hand to him with a gracious smile that

had in it a droll assumption of coyness.

“There’s the ring, though,” said he; “that there ring ought to come

off, Susan, else it ’ull not seem real-like.”

His gnarled old fingers were already fumbling with the ring, but she

jerked away her hand quickly.

“No, indeed!” she cried. “Have it off! I wouldn’t have it off for a

thousand pounds. It’s never been off my finger all these years, John,

and I’m certainly not going to have it off to-day.”

She pinned the nosegay in his coat, assumed a similar decoration

herself, and handed one to Jem. Then they drove onwards with renewed

speed. Jem, following his master’s advice, was not sparing the cattle;

the old chaise rocked from side to side, the horses flew along the

road. They had now left the heath behind and found themselves on the

highway; the country was looking its best this fine sunny morning;

the hedges were still white with bloom; the leafage of the woods

through which they passed was yet untarnished by heat or dust; a spicy

fragrance was wafted towards them from the fir plantations; in the

villages the folks were beginning to stir; chimneys were smoking; women

moving to and fro, here and there a man sauntering fieldwards.

They looked after the rattling chaise with astonishment.

“I hope nobody will set up a hue and cry,” ejaculated the old lady

nervously. “There’s nobody coming after us, is there, Jem?”

“Don’t ye be afeared, mum,” returned Jem valiantly. “You sit still,

Mrs. Bussell; nobody’s thinkin’ o’ sich a thing, an’ if they was, we’d

soon leave ’em behind. I brought ye safe to Branston this day fifty

year ago, an’ I’ll do the same to-day, dalled if I don’t.”

“So ye did, Jem, so ye did,” exclaimed his master. “Dear heart alive,

do ye mind, Sukey, that time we heard such a clatterin’ behind us, and

you thought all was lost, and Jem turned right into Yellowham Wood. How

he done it I can never think. But we crope out of sight and the folks

rattled past. And ’twasn’t nobody thinkin’ of us at all. ’Twas young

Squire Frampton drivin’ for a wager.”

“Yes, my father was looking for us along the Dorchester road,” said

she, laughing again.

“He! he!” chimed in Jem, “I mind that well. ’Twas my cousin Joe what

took yon empty shay. He couldn’t for the life of en make out why he

were to ride so fast wi’ nobody inside. ‘Never you mind, Joe,’ says I,

‘ride away for your gold piece,’ I says. I weren’t a-goin’ to tell he

what was a-goin’ on. He weren’t to be trusted same as me. He understood

about the gold piece right enough, and, dally! he did understand Squire

Sherren’s horsewhip, too, when he comed up wi’ en and couldn’t make Joe

tell en where he was gone. I d’ ’low ye was half-way to Lunnon by that

time.”

“Poor Joe!” said Mrs. Bussell compassionately.

“Pooh!” exclaimed bluff old John, “a gold piece would mend many broken

bones. Well, my dear, I’m gettin’ sharp-set, what do ye say to a bit of

breakfast? Pull up at the first sheltered place you come to, Jem.”

“But let it be somewhere where you can keep a look-out,” put in the old

lady anxiously. “Don’t let’s be caught.”

By-and-by they arrived at a suitable place, and Jem duly pulled up,

and John brought out a well-packed hamper from the rumble, and Mrs.

Bussell made tea from a spirit-lamp, and dispensed goodly portions of

buttered roll, and ham, and hard-boiled eggs, and John and Jem took

turns to act sentry, and little Mrs. Bussell raised an alarm about

every five minutes and entered more and more into the spirit of the

enterprise. Her husband, setting his white hat rakishly on the back of

his head, and looking extremely jocose, endeavoured to throw himself

into the part which he had played a half-century before, but did not

altogether succeed in representing the trembling young lover, even

though he called the old lady by her maiden name, and delivered himself

of sundry amorous speeches with a fervour that was occasionally mixed

with hilarity.

“Faith, my dear,” he cried when she took him to task, “you must let me

talk as I please. I was your lover then, and I am your lover now, for

all we’ve been man and wife this fifty years. What signifies it whether

your hair is gold or silver, or whether you are fat or slim? Handsome

is as handsome does, I say, and you’ve a-been the best wife a man could

have.”

“La! John,” said she, and winked away a tear. John put out his rugged

old hand and gripped hers.

“The best wife a man could have,” he repeated earnestly. “Fifty

years!--I wish we mid have fifty years more together.”

“I wish we was back at the beginning,” said she. “I’d like to go

through it all over again, John. I’d take it all and be thankful--the

rough and the smooth, and the joy and the sorrow. Except maybe--poor

little Ben, you know--I don’t think I’d like to live through those

years again. How we hoped, didn’t we? And he was took at the last.”

“Well, ye have the other seven, Susan, my dear, alive and well, and

their children. Why, you mid say that one loss has been made up to ye

by more than a score of other blessings.”

Mrs. Bussell shook her head, but smiled, and presently wondered aloud

if John’s Annie would bring the baby.

“I’d like to have seen it, too,” she added. “I hope Mary will have

the sense to keep them. I told her a good many of them would stop the

night.”

“Somebody’s coming!” announced Jem at this juncture.

And then what a bustle and clatter ensued, what hasty packing of the

hamper, what tremulous climbing into the chaise on the part of the

“missus”; with what an air of firmness and resolution did the master

straighten his hat and square his shoulders as though preparing to defy

all pursuers. And after all it was only the mail cart bowling merrily

along; and the driver gave the runaway couple a cheery good-day as he

passed. Then, though they laughed long and loud over the false alarm,

they realised that the time was getting on, and that it behoved them to

hasten to their destination.

The little town of Branston was not yet very wide-awake when they did

arrive at the Royal George, and Jem pulled up with a flourish, and

threw the reins to a gaping stable-boy with as great an air as would

have befitted a coachman in the palmy days when the Flying Stage used

to change horses at Branston. The little old lady alighted demurely,

her husband supporting her while she planted first one neat little

foot, clad in a buckled shoe and clocked white stocking, on the

step, and then its fellow, and lifting her off bodily, with much the

same tender gallantry as that with which he had doubtless performed

a similar office fifty years ago. At his request, Mrs. Bussell was

conducted to the best private room; she seemed to have quite identified

herself with those bygone days, and clung to his arm fearfully as

they mounted the stairs; while in her husband past and present were

pleasantly mingled. Thus, when, having deposited his fair charge in the

George’s largest sitting-room, he strolled down to the lower premises

to give certain orders regarding the horses, he made no ado about

taking the landlord into his confidence.

“This ’ere is a runaway trip,” he remarked, with a jocular wink. “’Tis

our golden weddin’ day, and the missus and me had a notion o’ spendin’

it quiet, just by our two selves. They’re makin’ a great to-do at our

place--children and grandchildren comin’ from all sides, but we just

thought we’d give them the slip, and keep the day here same as we done

fifty year ago.”

“Ah,” put in the landlord, much interested, “I heard somethin’ about

that. You and your lady run off, didn’t ye?”

“We did,” returned John. “Her father, ye see, old Sherren--they did

use to call en Squire--she was the only child, and he reckoned on her

makin’ a grand match, takin’ up wi’ one o’ the reg’lar gentry, ye know;

but he wasn’t a bit better nor the rest of any of us yeoman farmers.

Well, I wasn’t much of a match in those days--my father had a long

family and not much to divide between us; but I liked the maid, and the

maid she did like me, so we took the law into our own hands. My missus,

she did use to go a-feedin’ of her chicken very early in the mornin’,

so the folks got accustomed to hearin’ her get up and go out before

daylight almost--and one mornin’ she did go out and she didn’t never go

back.”

“I remember,” cried the other, “you tricked them wi’ an empty

post-chaise, didn’t ye?”

“To be sure,” returned the old farmer chuckling. “’Twas Joe Boyt did

that. He did ride for all he were worth, the wrong way. And me and the

maid ran a couple of mile on our own legs, till we come to the high

road where Jem was awaitin’ for us wi’ the very same old shay as we

did drive over in to-day. I did swear I’d buy it if ever I had the

chance, and I’d take Jem into my service. And I did both.”

“The old Squire came round before long,” remarked the landlord; “yes,

I heard the tale often enough. There’s an old chap here as used to be

ostler in the old days, and he minds well how you and the lady came

here to hide, so to speak, till the coach came up.”

“That’s it!” cried old John delightedly, slapping his thigh to give

emphasis to his words. “The coach took us to Bath and we had the job

done there--licence, you know. And the missus and I, d’ye see, had

the notion o’ stoppin’ here to-day in memory of that time, and makin’

believe we was doin’ it over again. Between you and me,” said John,

poking the landlord in the waistcoat and winking knowingly, “I d’ ’low

my old woman does truly believe she is back in the old times again.

Women do seem to have a wonderful power of imagination. There, she was

a-feedin’ her chicken this mornin’, if ye please, just as she done the

mornin’ we made off.”

“Well, well,” commented the landlord. “You ought to let old ’Neas

Bright have a look at ye both. He’s up in the almhouse now, poor old

chap, through not bein’ able to work any more, but he’d hobble down if

he was to know ye were here.”

“Send for en, then, send for en,” cried John eagerly; “but look ye,

landlord--keep the secret. Don’t ye let the folks know who we are or

what we’ve come for, else maybe the children ’ull catch as yet.”

The landlord laughed and promised, and thereupon John went back to his

lady, whom he found peeping cautiously out at the Market Place from

behind the window curtain.

“Did you think about ordering dinner?” inquired she.

“No, my dear, I left that to you.”

“Oh, John,” she cried bashfully, “I feel nervous-like. I don’t want to

ring the bell and have folks starin’ at me. Go down again and order

it--at twelve sharp.”

“What shall we have?” he inquired.

“There now--to ask such a thing. Why, the same as we had this day fifty

year ago, of course.”

“And what was that?” asked he.

“Why, John, I never thought you would forget anything about that day.

We had a beefsteak-pudding and a boiled fowl with parsley-and-butter

sauce, and potatoes in their jackets, and greens.”

“So we had,” said John.

“And you had cheese and a crusty loaf, and I had a bit o’ rice puddin’.

And you had a tankard o’ best October ale, and I had a glass of sherry

wine. Don’t you remember, John, you would make me take the wine though

I wasn’t used to it and was afraid it might go to my head?”

“Yes, to be sure,” returned he. “Well, I’ll go and order all that.”

“And then come back to me--come straight back to me, John. Don’t stay

gossiping downstairs. I feel quite nervous.”

“Do you think this was the room we had?” inquired John, pausing

half-way to the door. “It don’t look the same somehow.”

“They’ve spoilt it with this new-fangled furniture,” returned she;

“but it is the same. I remember this little window at the end looking

towards the Market Place. Oh, John--see here.”

“What is that, my dear?”

“Why, look here at the corner of the pane. Here are our very name

letters, S for Susan, and J for John, and the true-lovers’-knot on the

top. I remember your scratching ’em quite well.”

“Why, so I did,” cried he. “I’d a glass-cutter in my big knife. Well,

to be sure! There they are--and here we are!”

“Here we are,” echoed she. “Thanks be to God for all His mercies.”

And thereupon she clasped both her little wrinkled hands round his arm

and gave it a tender squeeze, and he stooped down and kissed her round,

wholesome, pink old cheek.

Well, after John had ordered the dinner, and after old ’Neas Bright

had come limping down from the almshouse and had related divers

anecdotes, and drunk the couple’s health, and gone away rejoicing with

a half-crown piece in his pocket, John and Susan sat down behind the

screen which cut off one corner of the room from the rest, and gave

themselves up to repose and reminiscence.

Perhaps it was because they were so happy and so much absorbed in each

other, and also perhaps because they had both of them grown a trifle

hard of hearing of late years, that they did not notice a sudden bustle

and excitement in the street below.

Had they looked out they would have seen a string of vehicles

of different kinds drawn up just outside--spring-carts, gigs, a

waggonette, and last but not least, a waggon drawn by a team of

splendid farm-horses and filled to overflowing with country people.

All the occupants of these conveyances were dressed in holiday attire,

all wore enormous white nosegays, while the horses’ blinkers and the

drivers’ whips were alike decorated with snowy streamers. The door

opened suddenly, and some one ran round the screen.

“Why, there they are!” cried a child’s jubilant voice. “There’s grandpa

and grandma a-sittin’ hand-in-hand.”

And then from the staircase, and from the hall, and from the street

arose a sudden deafening cheer.

“I d’ ’low they’ve caught us!” cried John, with a whimsical glance

at his spouse; but she was already engaged in fondling the child and

scarcely heard him.

A moment afterwards the room was crowded with the descendants of the

old folks--three generations of them: middle-aged prosperous-looking

sons and daughters; rosy grandchildren and even one great-grandchild,

for young John’s Annie _had_ brought her baby, which proved to be the

finest child of its age that had ever been seen, and to have “come

on wonderful” since Mrs. Bussell last beheld it. And there was such

a kissing and hugging and scolding and laughing as had surely never

before been heard in that staid, respectable old room, and grandma

was very arch and coy on being reproached for her unkind notion, and

grandpa chuckled boisterously, and rubbed his hands, and Mary, the

only unmarried daughter, related how her suspicions had at first been

aroused on discovering that the chickens had been fed so early--all

the family knowing the history of that bygone ruse by heart; and how,

though she _did_ at first fancy they might have gone to Weymouth, she

had made inquiries in the neighbourhood, and had ascertained that a

chaise with three people wearing white nosegays had been seen driving

Branston-way very soon after daylight. And then John, the eldest son,

took up the tale, and related how they had settled to wait till all

the family had arrived, and how he had declared that the labourers and

their wives should not be baulked of their share of merry-making, and

how the whole party was come to keep the golden wedding at Branston.

“The folks are waiting for you outside now,” he concluded; “you’d best

show yourselves to them, else they’ll never forgive you.”

So over to the window marched the bridal couple, and there they stood

arm-in-arm, the illusion being a little damaged by the presence of

the baby which grandma would not relinquish, and by the background of

laughing folk, all of whom bore so strong a family likeness to their

progenitors that their relationship could not be doubted.

A rousing cheer went up once more, and John waved his hat in reply,

and Susan laughed and nodded, and was suddenly taken by surprise by a

dimness in the eyes and a choking sensation in the throat.

“I don’t know however I could have had the heart to run away from

them,” she murmured.

And then when the speeches had been made, and the presents delivered,

and the wedding-feast, supplemented by many substantial additions,

set forth upon the table, and when she sat down with John the elder

on her right and John the younger on her left, and Annie’s baby sound

asleep in her lap, and looked round at the kindly happy faces, she

surreptitiously squeezed her husband’s hand:--

“You and me was very happy this time fifty year,” she said, “but after

all--I don’t know--I d’ ’low this is best.”

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