CHAPTER XV

A GLIMPSE OF CANTON

WHAT can I write of Canton? If Hong-Kong was wonderful, if Shanghai was

interesting, if Burmah was picturesque, what was Canton? It was

superlative!

I know that Europeans go into Canton and come out of it with stolid

faces, and sneer languidly as they speak of it. I know a woman who

preferred poor little, colourless, on-sufferance Sha-mien, to great,

mysterious, unfathomable, lurid Canton. Ah, well! it takes all sorts to

make a world—and I dare say I revolted her as much as she disgusted me.

“Would you rather live in Canton than in Sha-mien?” some one asks me.

Certainly not—at least not permanently. But I, nevertheless, regard

Sha-mien as utterly insignificant as compared with Canton. The only

significant thing about Sha-mien is its courage in being there at all.

No; I should not prefer Canton to Sha-mien as a place of residence for

myself. I should be sorry to spend twenty unbroken years in Canton, and

I should be displeased to spend twenty unbroken years on the most

magnificent iceberg that ever floated on the Polar Seas. But for all

that I think the iceberg vastly more interesting, more fascinating,

grander, more beautiful, than the snow-flakes that are feebly smudging

my window-pane.

Let me introduce you for a moment to my London back-yard, as I see it at

this moment. It is a grim conglomeration of rubble, dilapidated ivy, of

thin snow blotches, and of burst water-pipes. Nothing could be less

picturesque. No earthly eye could think it beautiful, save the eye of a

plumber. Yet I would rather live here than in Canton, where a million

pictures are yours for the looking. In all Canton I never saw one

unpicturesque bit. And once I almost felt like tearing up my

sketch-book—not because of my own incompetence, for to that I am

accustomed, but because for every sketch I tried to make I must leave

ten thousand unattempted. That made selection very difficult.

We sent Mr. Paulding from Hong-Kong to Canton, to see if we could give a

performance at Sha-mien. He wrote back, “There are not a hundred

Europeans in the place, and there is no theatre. It is expensive getting

here. But if the ‘burra memsahib’ is determined to come, I think we

might clear our X.’s. Leave the company in Hong-Kong, and you two give a

Shakespearian recital in the hotel dining-room. What do you say?”

Perhaps I should explain that “X.’s” means expenses. It is not

theatrical slang, it is dramatic abbreviation. That letter entailed upon

me a mental struggle. I was anxious to see Canton, and my husband

insisted that if I went I must “help him out” with the recital. In all

my wicked life I had never given a recitation—or at least not since I

was a nice little girl with a nice pink sash. Moreover, I had said that

I never would give a recitation. I did not approve of them; for that

matter, I do not approve of them now; but Canton tempted me, and I was

weak.

We made out a programme and mailed it to Mr. Paulding. Mine friend was

prepared with any number of recitations, but the only one I knew was

“Bingen on the Rhine,” and my associate feared that the audience might

have heard that before. Finally, I was put down for two recitations, but

it was not specified what they were to be. My husband selected his three

recitations, and we added to the list four scenes from Shakespeare.

Early one morning, before our babies were awake, we steamed slowly up

the Canton River. I put the thought of the horrid recital out of my

mind; and settled into my cosy steamer chair and said to myself, “If

there be an Elysium on earth it is this—it is this.” The day was

perfect. Ah! how many perfect days this old world has seen, and yet how

she throbs and smiles and blushes into beauty, and looks quite like a

bride, the disreputable weather-beaten old jade, and welcomes the kisses

of each new perfect day, and beneath those kisses assumes the virtue of

loveliness, even though she have it not!

We were carrying some hundreds of coolies, and some thousands of fish to

Canton. The coolies were tightly packed behind a secure grating. The

fish were poured by hundreds into holes, purposely made in the side of

the boat. How they sprang for their freedom, the scaly, silvery,

speckled things, and with what splendid splutter and splash they fell

back into the water-filled hole!

There were four cabin passengers on the delightful little bark. I was

the only woman on the boat—fore or aft. When I am the only woman among

a boat-load of men, and the weather behaves itself, I always say to

myself, “If there be an Elysium on earth it is this—it is this!” The

three gentlemen were—the Editor of a Hong-Kong paper, a charming fellow

and a good friend of ours; an interesting German who spoke French

fluently and told me a great deal about Canton; and last, but if you

please, not least, that extremely fortunate individual who is my

husband.

What a pleasant fellow the captain was! He will, most probably, never

see these lines, and I feel it my duty to describe him. He was my fellow

countryman—and the kind of man who causes you to hold up your head and

say, “It’s a good thing to be an American.” I am supposed to be a bad

American. I don’t quite plead guilty to the accusation; but I certainly

do not fill Sir Walter Scott’s ideal of patriotism. I fear he would even

consider my soul dead. My cosmopolitanism is far more than my

patriotism. But it always gives me a deep thrill of real pleasure to

meet in a foreign land—delightful Americans. I think of my compatriots

as some one thought of a little girl whom they immortalised in the

lines,

When she was good, she was very, very good.

But when she was bad, she was horrid.

No one is more charming, more admirable, than a charming American. I

know Americans whom the children of no other nation can excel. If

patriotism consists in praising the shrilly cackling, over-diamonded

women, and the ill-educated, shallow, opinionated men of our _hoi

polloi_—why then I am not patriotic. They, beyond everything else

human, set my teeth on edge, do Americans the vulgar. But because I cry

out at them with genuine American acrimony, it does not follow that I am

stupid enough to think them the only Americans. There is another type of

American of whom I would far rather think, and I wish that he travelled

more. I mean the man who stands hat in hand to welcome you on to the

porch of his Virginia home. I mean the man who is superlatively a

gentleman even when he carries our flag through the wigwams of the wild

west. I mean—oh! well, I mean all that ilk!

Our captain was a courtly, cultivated gentleman. He was highly educated,

and had lived in China intelligently. He was quite a perfect host.

Everything combined to make our little trip enjoyable. The Chinese

butler not only understood his duty but did it. Dinner was eminently

successful. But it was on deck that we were happiest.

China! China! For all your great antiquity, how new and fresh and

fascinating you were to me!

Fortresses and pagodas dotted the banks, with here and there a scattered

collection of squalid huts. The sky was royal, and the perfumed air

swayed the branches of a dozen, to us unknown, trees.

Just before we reached Canton we passed the leper boats. The population

of Canton is too dense for the most truly paternal Government on earth

to risk the presence of lepers in the midst of the Cantonese myriads.

The miserable lepers looked out at us from the windows of their

boat-prisons. Had we been nearer they would have cried to us for food

and cash. The sufferings of the Asiatic lepers are not exaggerated. I

never went amongst them (and in India I went amongst them often) without

thinking, “How long, O Lord! how long?”

Nothing impressed me as more unique in unique China than the

perseverance of the Roman Catholic Church in her desperate attempt to

convert the unconvertible Chinese.

The following telegram was recently sent from Shanghai:—“The Roman

Catholic Mission at Lichuen, near the Szechuen border of the province of

Hu-Peli, has been attacked by a mob. The priests escaped into the

neighbouring provinces.”—_Reuter._ Similar messages have been flashed

to us before; similar messages will be flashed to us again. So long as

Europe overstrains the forbearance of Asia, the blood of a few Europeans

must dampen the ire of the Asiatic populace.

I met in Canton a venerable churchman who has been for many years

eminent in Roman Catholicism in China. Like all men eminent in the

Church of Rome, he was a man of the world, open-minded, cultivated, and

charmingly companionable. I ventured to ask him, “How many Chinamen have

you converted during your long residence here—converted in the fullest,

most absolute significance of the word?”

The old man looked across the Canton river, upon which we were at the

time. To our left lay the floating prisons of the Cantonese lepers. To

our right, floated the “flower boats” of the Cantonese frail. Then he

answered me: “Daughter, none! But”—pointing with his thin white hand to

the left—“we have alleviated suffering, and”—pointing to the right,

“we have checked sin. There is yet great sin and great suffering calling

out to us for help; and we are paving the way for the spiritual success

of the priests unborn. Rome of the seven hills was not built in a day.

Rome, the spiritual, will not be made perfect and entire in a

generation. Little by little we are gaining ground here. A Chinaman

pretends a conversion he does not experience—for the sake of benefits

we confer on him. His children grow accustomed to our blessed symbols

and our holy rites. It is our great hope that his grandchildren, or

perhaps his great-grandchildren, may become truly and entirely sons of

the true Church. In the meantime, we hope and pray and work, and do what

good we may.” This then is the hope of Rome concerning China—to make

possible the conversion of the Chinese of the future.

For this possible future accomplishment Rome spends vast sums of

money—erects superb edifices—risks many noble lives. The Chinese

accept the comforts bought with the money. They take shelter—when it

suits their convenience—in the buildings that they demolish when it

pleases their enraged whim; and they destroy the lives dedicated wisely,

or unwisely, to their service.

[Illustration: CHINESE ACTORS. _Page 136._]

Rome fails, and I believe will fail. The religion and the life of the

Chinese are one. It is the same with all Eastern peoples except the

Japanese. In the East, religion stands for social sanctities, for

hygienic regulations. Above all, it is the national expression of

patriotism. Moreover, the religions of the East suit the peoples of the

East. The Christian religion does not. The Church of Rome, with her fine

Machiavelian wisdom, does her utmost to make her belief appropriate to

the Mongolian temperament and mentality. Rome fails—because she

attempts the impossible. The religion of China (although in one sense

little respected) is the poetry of China, the art of China, the

tradition of China. It will make way, as the religion of the North

American Indians has made way, when the Chinese are exterminated and

ground in their native dust, as the North American Indians have been

crushed and spiritually exterminated.

Can we blame the Chinese for their allegiance to a form of religion

which has satisfied their extremest ethical need for thousands of years?

I, for one, cannot unqualifiedly condemn them for their cruel

inhospitality, when I recall scenes I have seen in the Chinese quarters

of San Francisco and of Melbourne. I have seen a joss house demolished

by the hands of civilised Anglo-Saxons; but I deplore that China’s not

unnatural retaliation should fall upon a self-sacrificing body of men

who only seek the good of China and the glory of the God in whom they

earnestly believe.

Three years ago, almost to a day, I visited the Roman Catholic Mission

which recently was destroyed by the infuriated Chinese. What a waste of

art and life!

Every Englishman living in China, who is not blinded by an overplus of

religious enthusiasm, will, I think, bear me out that the Chinese cannot

be converted. An Anglican clergyman lived and preached for twenty odd

years in Shanghai; he failed to make many converts. But he consoled

himself inasmuch as he had snatched one brand from the burning. His

“boy,” to whom he paid unusual wages, was a most devout Christian. When

the divine left China he reluctantly parted with “Foo Sing,” bestowing

upon him several Bibles and many yen. Half an hour after the English

mail had sailed, a friend of the churchman’s met “Foo Sing.”

“Well, Foo Sing,” said the European, “what are you going to do now Dr.

—— has gone?”

“Me,” said Foo Sing, “Me go chin chin my own joss. English joss all

played out.”

Rome is attempting a great thing in China. Her methods are dignified;

and the Chinese deal with Rome with proportional brutality. At the

American Missionaries, the men of whom wear false “pigtails” and the

women modified pantaloons, the Chinese merely laugh. One of the

Chinaman’s chief characteristics is his sense of humour.

On the other side of our good ship (to return to our first entry into

Canton), opposite to the poor leper boats, floated the famous flower

boats of Canton. They were the prison palaces of the moral lepers of

Canton. It was daylight now, and the small boats floated demurely on the

rippled water. The matting blinds were down. The women were sleeping.

When the sun had set, the little boats of sin would sparkle with a

thousand lanterns and tinkle with a hundred guitars, and shameless

mandarins would smoke long opium pipes and sip small cups of hot,

perfumed wine.

The unfortunate women of China are at least less scourged by public

opinion than are their Occidental sisters. Nor are they sneered at by

their righteous half-sisters, nor slapped in the face by Mrs. Grundy’s

wee white hands. They live apart.

We anchored some few yards from Canton, and then began what we thought

rare fun. A world of sampans pushed about us, and the women coolies

rushed on deck, demanding our luggage and begging to row us ashore. The

women of the coolie class do all such work in Canton. We fell into the

clutches of a good-natured old thing called “one-eyed Sarah.” She was

very fat, very rich, and very jolly. Our friend the Editor chaffed her

roundly, but she took it all in good part, and gave as good as she took.

When we had accepted her as our boatman, she screamed to two young

girls, who ran lightly up and shouldered our luggage quite calmly. My

box was heavy, and we had quite a collection of little things. Sarah

carried nothing, but she helped us all into her boat, and I learned

afterwards that she would willingly have carried me because she thought

I looked little and helpless. I am at least a head taller than Sarah.

How wonderfully those women guided their boat! They are wonderful

watermen, the sampan women of Canton. We were jammed among some hundreds

of other boats, and our position seemed inextricable and perilous. But

it was neither the one nor the other. In and out they pulled, away from

the steamer, up the narrow water-way that stretches between Canton and

Sha-mien, until they landed us at the steps of the Sha-mien hotel. Then

Sarah did lift me out on to _terra firma_, to the great delight of my

disrespectful husband. “Little girl,” she said patronisingly, “but

plenty heavy.”

Europeans are not allowed to live in Canton. Even to go into Canton they

must have a pass or permit, which must be shown to the guards at the

city gate. Sha-mien is the European concession. There live all the

Occidentals who have diplomatic or other business at Canton. They are

only a handful—the European permanent residents at Sha-mien; eighty

odd, I think, they numbered when we were there—all told I mean; men,

women and children. They live with their lives in their hands. The moral

force of Europe is great, but if the Cantonese become vicious enough,

they will rally across that narrow bridge and massacre every European in

Sha-mien. They have done it before; they will do it again, if they grow

angry enough. I hope that they never may. It is to be hoped that they

will be given no cause.

The hotel was a pleasant, clean, white place. It stood upon green grass

among green trees. A pretty little donkey came and begged a biscuit from

me. It was the pet of Europe in Sha-mien. Our bills were profusely

displayed in the hotel hall. They made me shudder a bit, for our recital

was to be that night.

“Do you know yet what you are going to recite to-night?” asked my

husband meanly.

“I think we’ll cut my recitations out,” I said sweetly.

“No we won’t,” said my husband. He even offered to accompany me up to

our rooms and try to teach me some recitations; but I refused flatly.

When the night came, I would get through it in some desperate fashion.

But now I was going into Canton.

Canton lay just across the canal. It was walled, as almost every Chinese

city is. We could catch no glimpse of the city itself from Sha-mien.

That made me the more impatient to be off.

There are at least three wonders in the East that can never be

exaggerated: the Taj Mahal, sunrise on the Himalayas, and Canton.

I forget our guide’s name—we could not go into Canton without a guide;

but he appeared very much of a gentleman and spoke accurate English. We

went into quaint box-like palanquins. There were four chairs, two for

us, one for our Editor, and one for the guide. Three coolies carried

each chair. Across the bridge; through the guarded gateway: We were in

Canton!

If I could describe it as perfectly as I remember it! I had expected

noise and crowds, new sights, new sounds, new smells, long endless

streets, and tall, tall houses. But what I found was ten times more. The

streets were often so narrow that, if two chairs wished to pass, one had

to retreat into the nearest shop until the other had gone on. The houses

were so tall that they seemed to lean toward each other and to touch at

the vertical point of sight. Indeed many of them did almost meet—they

were so built out with balconies. I don’t know what was in the upper

rooms of those houses; but certainly everything appeared to be on the

balconies. What clothing a poor or middle-class Chinaman possesses

beyond that on his back usually hangs on his balcony. The Chinese have

more cleanliness than they are accredited with by the generality of

Europeans.

We went for miles in Canton without seeing the sky. The density of the

city, the swarming, seething inhabitants, the variety of shops and

trades, are indescribable.

The first shop at which we stopped was the studio of painters on rice

paper. And a very unstudio-like place it was. The artists (two of them

were famous) sat at workman-like tables, doing their careful work. The

rice paper is lovely of itself, and the painting was exquisitely done.

Chinese art is a difficult subject. The Chinese execution is often very

delicate; the Chinese sense of colour is very true, though with the

exception of their dull predominant blue, all their colours are

brilliant in the extreme. But even their characteristic blue they use

rather sparingly in their painting. Chinese drawing impressed me as

primitive, but not inexact; but if I were less ignorant about Chinese

art, I might regard it very differently.

I have a dozen or more of the dainty “rice pictures” that were being

painted in that queer unartistic Cantonese studio. Not one picture has

been painted by one man. For instance, I have among them the figure of a

mandarin. It is not over six inches high, but it represents the

considerable work of three artists, one of them noted throughout China.

He painted the mandarin’s face, and told me that for thirty odd years he

had painted faces, and done no other thing, save to sleep a little, eat

a great deal, worship his ancestors, and chin chin his joss sometimes.

He was a courtly old gentleman, and smilingly allowed me to spoil

several sheets of rice paper, and waste sundry brushfuls of colour,

trying to imitate his methods. The draperies of my little figure were

painted by another artist, and the hands were the work of a third man

who paints nothing but hands. There were men there who painted nothing

but leaves—others who painted only flowers. There were other men who

spent all their lives painting one picture again and again. The picture

they painted one week, they copied the next. And one artist in that room

painted only caterpillars—he had painted nothing else for ten years. He

painted them exquisitely. It will be readily understood that their

execution was deft and exact in the extreme, but that their work lacked

breadth, great atmosphere, and inspiration of design.

Next we stopped at a jeweller’s. They were making queer silver things,

and inlaying them with infinitesimal bits of bright blue feather. The

finished ornaments were more curious than beautiful; but the wings that

lay upon the workmen’s trays were magnificently beautiful. Thousands of

kingfishers are murdered every year to deck these foolish Chinese

baubles. I believe that the meat of the birds is utilised for food; and

that, of course, makes the crime nil—if we are to eat slaughtered

innocents at all.

We bought ivories at one shop, and carved ebonies at another. We saw

baskets full to the brim with rare pearls; we saw seed-pearls sold by

the pound.

Our journalistic friend had come to Canton on business; but he was

neglecting it that he might help us to see more thoroughly the city,

which he probably knew as well as any Englishman in China.

We pressed in between the busy looms in a big weaving establishment. The

men talked learnedly of looms and like machinery all over the world; and

I gloated over the marvellous silks and satins. We went through such

gorgeous collections of black furniture. My husband, who rarely longs

for any creature comfort beyond a cigar, a rowing boat, and a horse, was

as tempted as I—I, who am always and so easily tempted,—and wanted to

buy a boat-load of the great, grotesque, carved things.

On our way back to the city gate, we stopped at a silk shop, and my

husband bought me a shawl that I kissed for its sheer loveliness, and

crêpes that I patted and stroked, and, when we were home, threw in

great, soft, silken heaps on the bed.

Chinese and Japanese embroideries are very different. Each excels in

some qualities. The Japanese are the more admirable in the use of gold

and silver; the Chinese are the superior in the use of many and mingled

colours.

When we reached the hotel—none too soon,—my spirits fell. We had a

hurried but merry dinner, and then we went upstairs, with just an hour

and a half to spare before our great “Shakesperian Recital.”

“James,” said my husband, severely,—he calls me James when I’m

bad—“James, you’re a villain.”

“But you are a saint,” I said in my most wheedling accents. “And you

know you recite superbly. You do all the recital. Tell them I’m

dead—make a speech before you begin, you know. And I will sit at the

door, and take tickets, and lead the applause.”

But he was uncoaxable. So I had to dress, and descend into the little

ante-room off the dining-room. I took with me a book of “Fine Poetical

Selections,” and searched feverishly for something to read. I boast of

having an exceptionally quick “study,” but, of course, I could not

memorise three poems in one hour and five minutes; so I had necessarily

determined to read, and not to recite.

I was the unhappiest woman in China that night.

My husband was in a gale of delight. He had trapped me into a recital

for once.

Well, it began at last. All the Europeans in Sha-mien—save one, I

believe—were there.

Our little stage was very wonderful. While we had been palanquin riding

through Canton, three or four coolies had brought into the dining-room

pieces of bamboo of different lengths. These had not been nailed

together; they had tied them together with wisps of bamboo until the

stage was shaped. Then across the top they had laid smooth planks. Into

these even they had not driven a nail, they had tied them in place. The

result was a perfect little stage.

My _confrère_ opened the, to me, ghastly entertainment. When he came

off, I seized my book desperately, and marched to my doom. They gave me

a cordial little reception. I could have shaken them. Our friend the

Editor, who knew the full measure of my unpreparedness, sat in the front

row, trying manfully to look respectful. Mr. Paulding stood gracefully

near the door. He looked anxious and nervous, and appeared contemplative

of flight.

I thought of Demosthenes, and wondered how it would do to begin by

saying, “Men and women of Sha-mien.” But really they looked too gentle;

so I said instead, “Ladies and gentlemen.” My husband giggled in the

ante-room. I could hear him. I opened the book—opened it by chance at

“Ostler Joe.” It wasn’t quite long enough, so I prefaced it with a

speech. In that speech I told all I knew, and a good deal that I didn’t

know, about the history of the piece, the author of the piece—an

American woman who had made it famous in Washington; and I remember that

I contrived to say something about the Princess of Wales. At that they

broke into hearty applause. Then I began to read. The print was bad, and

the light was worse, but I struggled through in some sad fashion. When I

had finished, it was the most astonished little audience you ever saw;

and Mr. Paulding had left.

I won’t chronicle my other two selections, nor record how they were

received. But, I assure you, on my word of honour as an actress, that I

was not a success.

However, I am, I believe, justified in saying that the second part of

the programme was worse than the first. The second part comprised four

scenes from Shakespeare—so the programme said. Mr. Paulding says that I

wrote the programme; I say that he wrote it. My husband, who, with all

his faults, is a gentle, peace-making man, says that the mistakes in the

programme were made by the Chinese printer. Mr. Paulding and I are both

reluctant to parent the programme when we recall how it was carried out.

The details of the “Four Scenes from Shakespeare” were—

A Scene from _Romeo and Juliet_.

A Scene from _Macbeth_.

A Scene from _Antony and Cleopatra_.

A Scene from _The Fool’s Revenge_.

At least so the Chinese printer said, but who could expect a Cantonese

compositor ever to have heard of Tom Taylor?

I do not know which of the four tragic selections was the funniest.

Picture Romeo, Macbeth, Antony, and Bertuccio in a nice new dress suit,

nice new patent-leather shoes, nice new white kid gloves; picture

Juliet, Lady Macbeth, Cleopatra, and sweet, simple little Fiordelisa in

a long, black, jetted, sleeveless French frock, ridiculously long tan

gloves, and shoes that were monstrous Parisian burlesques of the “human

foot divine!”

Need I say that there was no scenery? I tried to do my duty as a soldier

of the mask should. But my husband, who is a very shameless person, was

in an unseemly state of hilarity. And indeed, for all my trying, I

cannot say that Juliet’s impassioned words fell “trippingly from my

tongue.”

It was over at last, and the kind, patient audience went sadly out.

Across the globe I send them my greeting. Perhaps they will forgive me

the dire distress I must have inflicted upon them if they ever learn

that their misspent yen enabled me to see Canton.

How good, how English they were, those patient people! They would have

taught me, had I not known long before, that, whatever an English

audience may think, it is incapable of showing disapprobation to a

woman.

When the poor audience had escaped we had supper; our editor, Mr.

Paulding, my husband, and I. The editor said that he preferred my acting

to my reciting. Mr. Paulding said he had enjoyed the entertainment

immensely—especially after he left. My husband laughed and laughed, and

I ate my supper and suggested a midnight prowl through Canton.

But that, like much I say, was easier said than done. The Canton gate

was shut. So we said good-night and retired as nice English people

should. I lit a big flare of joss sticks in our chamber, for I had no

mind to forget, even in my sleep, that I was in Cathay.

We sat for a few moments on our balcony and spun strange webs of fancied

thought about Canton. We struck, with our mental fingers, a thousand

copper gongs and weaved big fabrics of Mongolian romance. And all the

while Canton was asleep.

The Chinese are a very normal people. Though their industriousness prods

them to lamp-lit work, they, as a rule, sleep as soon after sunset as

they can.

The next day broke in big Oriental splendour. There was to be no

Shakespearian Recital that night. We were going to spend the week in

Canton, and I was the happiest woman in Asia.

When we had paid to the Chinese dawn the weak obeisance of buttered

toast, fried fish, and superlatively hot coffee, we sallied forth into

Canton. How shall I describe that week? I can’t describe it. I can only

say, “Go East—go East—go East!”

We found the same chairs awaiting us. Our guide looked brisk and ready;

he had not attended our Shakespearian Recital. They carried us first to

the Cantonese execution-grounds. We did not go into them. I am a

curious, inquisitive, not to say a tautological female, but I did not

care to penetrate into that place of slaughter.

Three or four of our boys went from Hong-Kong to Kowloon to see an

execution. That was what they said; but revelations over which they had

no control led me to believe that they, in part at least, went to pit

the hard-earned wages of histrionic genius against the oblong gold

pieces of Chinese exchange.

They, knowing what a free-lance I was, asked me to go with them to

observe the extinguishment of sinful Chinese life; but my imagination is

more than my courage, and I declined. My husband was (what husband would

not have been?) madly angry.

I have never known whether the boys were joking or not; but I am

inclined to give them and myself the benefit of the doubt and to believe

that they were.

At all events, our Cantonese guide was in grim earnest, and evidently

felt injured because he was prevented from showing us what he apparently

thought the chief glory of his native city.

If you too, good reader, feel deprived of your sanguinary rights, I must

refer you to the printed records of more strongly-minded travellers.

There have been many such, and in their pages you will find your just

due of gory Chinese swords and of ghastly, trunkless Chinese heads in

big brown jars.

We spent several hours in a fascinating shop where old Chinese robes and

marvellous antique embroideries were sold. My husband bought me a

charming, magnificent cape that had belonged very many years before to a

mandarin. It was coarsely designed, but superfinely executed open-work.

Roses, leaves, and butterflies were the burden of its embroidered song.

The points of its irregular edges were finished with queer, silky,

crimson knobs and wee golden bells. Last summer I took off the balls and

the bells and three of the most _prononcé_ butterflies, and the former

cape of the noble yellow man made an inexpressibly effective zouave on

my prettiest house gown.

We were a little disappointed in the temple of the five thousand genii

and in the five-storied pagoda. But the flowery pagoda was a marvel of

quaint beauty; and the changing, panoramic wonder of the streets never

palled upon us.

We had a Chinese lunch with a Chinese dignitary, and he let me prowl

about his mansion and the ridiculous courtyard. He introduced me to his

wife, and she introduced me to her husband’s concubines, with whom she

seemed to be on the best of terms.

In China “concubine” means something very analogous to the “handmaiden”

of Biblical times. She is not a wife, but to Occidental ears the term is

best understood if it is translated “underwife—lesser wife.”

After lunch we visited the sanctum of a Cantonese editor, and from there

we went to one of the large popular markets. Shall I describe it? Shall

I try? Yes; there were—black ones and white ones and gray ones. The

black ones are considered far the most choice. Isn’t it horrible to

think of human creatures eating cats and dogs and rats? Is it not most

horrible? And yet—why? Can we allege one single sound reason against

it? I think not. And yet as I stood in that Cantonese market I did feel

for a moment very much as Hamlet felt when he held Yorick’s earthy skull

in his hands. As for my husband; he fled. I wonder why men are in so

many ways daintier than women?

It was a gruesome sight, that busy market-place, with great piles of

meat cut from animals we scarcely mention when we eat. Poor pussies!

they looked very pathetic. And I could have cried over the massacre of

the puppies. The rats hung in countless numbers upon long, stretched

strings. Probably I would better not describe more minutely. It did

revolt me. And yet I do not know why it should have done so.

Unless we adopt vegetarianism and abstain from eating aught that has

possessed animal life and consciousness, I do not see how we can

consistently condemn the Chinaman, because he is less erratic than we in

his selection of food, and because he is the creature of a sterner

necessity than ours. If we consider the vast numbers of Chinese that

must eat to live,—if we consider the proportional density of the

population,—I am sure that we shall be just enough to realise that the

Chinese must utilise every available atom of wholesome food.

Emperors and heroes have supped off strange flesh in time of war.

According to some historians Napoleon’s larder was reduced to cat’s

flesh, during the retreat from Moscow.

The most elegant woman I ever knew, a French woman who went through the

Commune, told me once, “Ze meat of ze horse, it iz very nasty, but ze

meat of ze rat it is nice, if you know not what it iz.”

“The hand of little employment hath the daintier sense.”

We tip-tilt our nice European noses at a great deal, because we have had

no usage of it. Sometimes we are condemned as unreasonable. Prejudice

and lack of sympathy are near akin to injustice and misjudgment.

We left Canton reluctantly. As we neared Hong-Kong my comrade said to

me—

“James, would anything on earth induce you to repeat that recital?”

“My friend,” I said, “if I could have another long day’s prowl about

Canton I would stand up and recite the whole play of _Hamlet_ all by

myself,—and to an audience of three.” And I meant it.

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