Chapter XIII

Around Amsterdam: North

To Marken--An _opera-bouffe_ island--Cultivated and

profitable simplicity--Broek-in-Waterland--Cow-damp--The two

doors--Gingerbread and love--Dead cities--Monnickendam--The

overturned camera--Dutch phlegm--Brabant the

quarrelsome--Edam--Holland's great churches--Edam's

roll of honour--A beard of note--A Dutch Daniel

Lambert--A virgin colossus--A ship-owner indeed--The

mermaid--Volendam--Taciturnity and tobacco--Purmerend--The

land of windmills--Zaandam--Green paint at its highest power--A

riverside inn--Peter the Great.

An excursion which every one will say is indispensable takes one to

Marken (pronounced Marriker); but I have my doubts. The island may

be reached from Amsterdam either by boat, going by way of canal and

returning by sea, or one may take the steam-tram to Monnickendam or

Edam, and then fall into the hands of a Marken mariner. To escape

his invitations to sail thither is a piece of good fortune that few

visitors succeed in achieving.

Marken in winter wears perhaps a genuine air; in the season of tourists

it has too much the suggestion of _opera bouffe_. The men's costume is

comic beyond reason; the inhabitants are picturesque of set design;

the old women at their doorways are too consciously the owners of

quaint habitations, glimpses of which catch the eye by well-studied

accident. I must confess to being glad to leave: for either one was

intruding upon a simple folk entirely surrounded by water; or the

simple folk, knowing human nature, had made itself up and sent out

its importunate young from strictly mercenary motives. In either

case Marken is no place for a sensitive traveller. The theory that

the Marken people are savages is certainly a wrong one; they have

carried certain of the privileges of civilisation very far and can

take care of themselves with unusual cleverness. Moreover, no savage

would cover his legs with such garments as the men adhere to.

What is wrong with Marken is that for the most part it subsists

on sight-seers, which is bad; and it too generally suggests that

a stage-manager, employed by a huge Trust, is somewhere in the

background. It cannot be well with a community that encourages its

children to beg of visitors.

The women, however, look sensible: fine upstanding creatures with a

long curl of yellow hair on each side of their faces. One meets them

now and then in Amsterdam streets, by no means dismayed by the traffic

and bustle. Their head-dresses are striking and gay, and the front

of their bodices is elaborately embroidered, the prevailing colours

being red and pink. Bright hues are also very popular within doors on

this island, perhaps by way of counteracting the external monotony,

the Marken walls being washed with yellow and hung with Delft plates,

while the furniture and hangings all have a cheerful gaiety.

The island is flat save for the mounds on which its villages are built,

each house standing on poles to allow the frequent inundations of the

winter free way. If one has the time and money it is certainly better

to visit Marken in a fishing-boat than in the steamer--provided that

one can trust oneself to navigators masquerading in such bloomers.

The steamers from Amsterdam pause for a while at Broek and

Monnickendam. Broek-in-Waterland, to give it its full title, is one

of the quaintest of Dutch villages. But unfortunately Broek also

has become to some extent a professional "sight". Its cleanliness,

however, for which it is famous, is not an artificial effect attained

to impress visitors, but a genuine enough characteristic. The houses

are gained by little bridges which, with various other idiosyncrasies,

help to make Broek a delight to children. If a company of children

were to be allowed to manage a small republic entirely alone, the

whimsical millionaire who fathered the project might do worse than

buy up this village for the experiment.

In the model dairy farm of Broek, through which visitors file during

the time allowed by the steam-boat's captain, things happen as they

should: the cows' tails are tied to the roof, and all is spick and

span. The author of _Through Noord-Holland_ tells us that among the

dairy's illustrious visitors was an Italian duchess from Livorno

who ordered cheese for herself, for the Princess Borghese and for

the Duke of Ceri. Everything in the farm, he adds, "is glimmering

and glittering".

One of the phenomena of Broek is thus explained by the same ingenious

author: "By beholding the dark-tinted columns attentively one sees

something dull here and there. In the year 1825, when the great flood

inundated whole Broek, men as well as cattle flied into the church,

which lies so much higher and remained quite free of water. By the

exhalations of the cows, the cow-damp, has the wood been blemished and

made dull at many places, chamois nor polish could help, the dullness

remained." The church has beauties to set against the phenomenon of

cow-damp, and among them a very elaborate carved pulpit in various

preclious woods, and some fine lamps.

Ireland tells us that the front doors of many of Broek's houses

are opened only twice in their owners' lives--when they marry and

when they die. For the rest the back door must serve. The custom is

not confined to Broek, but is found all over North Holland. These

ceremonial front doors are often very ornate. It was also at Broek

that Ireland picked up his information as to the best means of winning

the Dutch heart. "Laughable as it may seem, a safe expedient to insure

the affections of the lower class of these lasses, is to arm yourself

well with gingerbread. The first question the lover is asked after

knocking at the door, when the parents are supposed to be in bed,

is, 'Have you any gingerbread?' If he replies in the affirmative, he

finds little difficulty in gaining admission. A second visit ensures

his success, and the lady yields."

I can add a little to this. When a young man thinks of courting he

first speaks to the parents, and if they are willing to encourage

him he is asked to spend the evening with their daughter. They then

discreetly retire to bed and leave the world to him. Under his arm is

a large cake, not necessarily of gingerbread, and this he deposits on

the table, with or without words. If he is acceptable in the girl's

eyes she at once puts some more peat on the fire. He then knows that

all is well with him: the cake is cut, and Romance is king. But if the

fire is not replenished he must gather up his cake and return to his

home. A very favourite Dutch picture represents "The Cutting of the

Cake". I have heard that the Dutch wife takes her husband's left arm;

the Dutch fiancee her lover's right.

Monnickendam, on the shores of the Zuyder Zee, is now a desolate sleepy

spot; once it was one of the great towns of Holland, at the time when

The Hague was a village. I say Zuyder Zee, but strictly speaking it

is on the Gouwzee, the name of the straits between Monnickendam and

Marken. It is here, in winter, when the ice holds, that a fair is held,

to which come all Amsterdam on skates, to eat poffertjes and wafelen,

Monnickendam affords our first sight of what are called very

misleadingly the "Dead Cities of the Zuyder Zee," meaning merely towns

which once were larger and busier. Monnickendam was sufficiently

important to fit out a fleet against the Spanish in 1573, under

Cornelius Dirckszoon (whose tomb we saw at Delft) and capture Bossu

in the battle of Hoorn.

To-day Monnickendam suggests nothing so little as a naval

engagement. People live there, it is true, but one sees very few of

them. Only in an old English market town on a hot day--such a town as

Petworth, for example, in Sussex--do you get such desertion and quiet

and imperturbability. Monnickendam has, however, a treasure that few

English towns can boast--its charming little stadhuis tower, one of

the prettiest in Holland, with a happy peal of bells, and mechanical

horses in action once an hour; while the tram line running right down

the main street periodically awakens the populace.

When last I visited Monnickendam it was by steam-tram; and at a little

half-way station, where it is necessary to wait for another tram,

our engine driver, stoker and guard were elaborately photographed

by an artist who seemed to be there for no other purpose. He placed

his tripod on the platform; grouped the officials; gave them--and

incidentally a score of heads protruding from the carriages--a

sufficient exposure, and was preparing another plate when an

incoming tram dashed up so unexpectedly as to cause him to jump,

and, in jumping, to overturn his tripod and precipitate the camera

under the carriage wheels. Now here was a tragedy worthy of serious

treatment. A Frenchman would have danced with rage; an Englishman

would have wanted to know whose fault it was and have threatened

reprisals. But the Dutchman merely looked a little pained, a little

surprised, and in a minute or two was preparing a friendly group of

the officials of the tram which had caused the accident. I do not put

the incident forward as typical; but certainly one may travel far in

Holland without seeing exhibitions of temper. I mentioned the nation's

equability to the young Dutchman in the canal boat between Rotterdam

and Delft. "Ah!" he said, "you should go to Brabant. They fight enough

there!" I did go to Brabant, but I saw no anger or quarrelsomeness;

yet I suppose he had his reasons.

The steam-tram to Monnickendam runs on to Edam, whence one may command

both Volegdam and Purmerend. Edam is famous for its cheese, but the

traveller in Holland as a rule reserves for Alkmaar cheese market his

interest in this industry; and we will do the same. Broadly speaking

Edam sends forth the red cheeses, Alkmaar the yellow; but no hard

and fast line can be drawn. Were it not for its cheese market Edam

would be as "dead" as Monnickendam, but cheese saves it. It was once

a power and the water-gate of Amsterdam, at a time when the only way

to the Dutch capital was by the Zuyder Zee and the Y. Edam is at the

mouth of the Y, its name really being Ydam. The size of its Groote

Kerk indicates something of this past importance, for it is immense:

a Gothic building of the fourteenth century, cold and drear enough,

but a little humanised by some coloured glass from Gouda, often in

very bad condition. In the days when this church was built Edam had

twenty-five thousand inhabitants: now there are only five thousand.

It is difficult to lose the feeling of disproportion between the size

of the Dutch churches and that of the villages and congregations. The

villages are so small, the churches so vast. It is as though the

churches were built to compensate for the absence of hills. From any

one spire in Holland one must be able to see almost all the others.

The stained glass in Edam's great church has reference rather to

Holland's temporal prosperity than to religion. More interesting is

the room over the southern door, which was used first for a prison,

and later for a school, the library of which still may be seen. Edam

possesses in addition to the immense church of St. Nicholas a little

church of the Virgin, with a spire full of bells, badly out of the

perpendicular. The town has also some interesting old houses, one or

two of great beauty, and many enriched by quaint bas-reliefs.

The stadhuis is comparatively modern and not externally

attractive. Within, however, Edam does honour to three fantastic

figures who once were to be seen in her streets--Peter Dircksz,

Jan Cornellissen and Trijntje Kever, portraits of whom grace the

town hall. Their claims to fame are certainly genuine, although

unexpected. Peter's idiosyncrasy was a beard which had to be looped

up to prevent it trailing in the mud; Jan, at the age of forty-two,

when the artist set to work upon him, weighed thirty-two stones and

six pounds; while Trijntje was a maiden nine feet tall and otherwise

ample. Peter and Trijntje were, I believe, true children of Edam,

but Jan was a mere import, having conveyed his bulk thither from

Friesland. Like our own Daniel Lambert, he kept an inn. One of

Trijntje's shoes is also preserved--liker to a boat than anything else.

I have by no means exhausted Edam's roll of honour. Shipowner Osterlen

must be added--a burgher, who, in 1682, when his portrait was painted,

could point (and in the canvas does point, with no uncertain finger,)

to ninety-two ships of which he was the possessor. And a legend of

Edam tells how once in 1403, when the country was inundated by the

sea, some girls taking fresh water to the cows saw and captured

a mermaid. Her (like the lady in Mr. Wells's story) they dressed

and civilised, and taught to sow and spin, but could never make

talk. Possibly it is this mermaid who, caught in a fisherman's net,

is represented in bas-relief (as the fish that pleases all tastes)

on one of the facades of Edam, with accompanying verses which must

not be translated, embodying comments upon the nature of the haul by

various typical and very plain-spoken members of society--a soldier

and a schoolmaster, a monk and a fowler, for example.

Edam has yet another hero. On the Dam bridge are iron-backed benches

which never grow rusty. "One owes this particularity," says _Through

Noord-Holland_, "to the invention of an Edamer about 1569, who also

took his secret with him into the grave."

To the little fishing village of Volendain, paradise of quaint

costumes and gay prettinesses, artists invariably resort. Like much

of Monnickendam, and indeed almost all Dutch seaside settlements, the

village is, if not below sea-level, almost invisible from the water,

on account of an obliterating dyke. At the Helder one can consider

the rampart reasonable, but here, where there is no foe but the Zuyder

Zee, it may seem fantastic. If we lived there in winter, however, the

precaution would soon be justified, for the Zuyder Zee can on occasion

roar like a lion. It is odd to reflect that Volendam, Monnickendam and

Marken may become ordinary inland hamlets in the midst of green fields

if the great scheme for draining the Zuyder Zee is carried through.

If the people and village of Volendam are to be described in a

phrase, they may be called better Markeners in a better Marken. The

decoration of the pointed red-roofed houses is similar; there is the

same prevailing and very ingratiating passion for blue Delft--and

a very beautiful blue too; the clothes of the men and women have a

family resemblance. But Volendam is in every way better--although

its open drain is a sore trial: it is more human, more natural. The

men hold the record for Dutch taciturnity. They also smoke more

persistently and wear larger sabots than I saw anywhere else,

leaving them outside their doors with a religious exactitude that

suggests that the good-wives of Volendam know how to be obeyed. The

women discard the Marken ringlets and richness of embroidery, but in

the matter of petticoats they approach the Scheveningen and Huizen

standards. Their jewellery resolves itself into a coral necklace,

while the men wear silver buttons--both coming down from mother to

daughter, and father to son.

The fishing fleet of Volendam sails as far as the North Sea, but it

is always in Volendam by Saturday morning. Hence if you would see

the Volendam fishermen in their greatest strength the time to visit

the little town is at the end of the week or on Sunday.

The day for Purmerend is Tuesday, because then the market is held,

in the castle plein, among mediæval surroundings. To this market the

neighbourhood seems to send its whole population, by road and water,

in gay cart and comfortable wherry. According to my unfailing informant

in these regions, the Purmerend stadhuis, in order "to aggrandise the

cheese market," was in 1633 "set back a few meters by screwing-force".

The excursion to Marken and the excursion to Edam and its neighbourhood

take each a day; but between Amsterdam and Zaandam, just off the great

North Canal, steamers ply continually, and one may be there in half

an hour. The journey must be made, because Zaandam is superficially

the gayest town in Holland and the capital of windmill land. In an

hour's drive (obviously no excursion for Don Quixote) one may pass

hundreds. These mills do everything except grind corn. For the most

part the Dutch mills pump: but they also saw wood, and cut tobacco,

and make paper, and indeed perform all the tasks for which in countries

less windy and less leisurely steam or water power is employed. The one

windmill in Holland which always springs to my mind when the subject is

mentioned is, however, not among Zaandam's legions: it is that solitary

and imposing erection which rises from the water in the Coolsingel

in Rotterdam. That is my standard Dutch mill. Another which I always

recall stands outside Bergen-op-Zoom, on the way to Tholen--all white.

The Dutch mill differs from the English mill in three important

respects: it is painted more gaily (although for England white

paint is certainly best); it has canvas on its sails; and it is

often thatched. Dutch thatching is very smooth and pretty, like an

antelope's skin; and never more so than on the windmills.

Zaandam lies on either side of the river Zaan, here broad and placid

and north of the dam more like the Thames at Teddington, say, than

any stretch of water in Holland. A single street runs beside the

river for about a mile on both banks, the houses being models of

smiling neatness, picked out with cheerful green paint. At Zaandam

green paint is at its greenest. It is the national pigment; but

nowhere else in Holland have they quite so sure a hand with it. To

the critics who lament that there is no good Dutch painting to-day,

I would say "Go to Zaandam". Not only is Zaandam's green the greenest,

but its red roofs are the reddest, in Holland. A single row of trees

runs down each of its long streets, and on the other side of each

are illimitable fields intersected by ditches which on a cloudless

afternoon might be strips of the bluest ribbon.

We sat for an hour in the garden of "De Zon," a little inn on the west

bank half-way between the dam and the bridge. The landlady brought us

coffee, and with it letters from other travellers who had liked her

garden and had written to tell her so. These she read and purred over,

as a good landlady is entitled to do, while we watched the barges

float past and disappear as the distant lock opened and swallowed them.

South of the dam the interest is centred in the hut where for a

while in 1697 Peter the Great lived to see how the Dutchmen built

their ships. The belief that no other motive than the inspection of

this very uninteresting cottage could bring a stranger hither is

a tenet of faith to which the Zaandamer is bound with shackles of

iron. The moment one disembarks the way to Peter's residence begins

to be pointed out. Little boys run before; sturdy men walk beside;

old men (one with a wooden leg) struggle behind. It was later that

the Czar crossed to England and worked in the same way at Deptford;

but no visitor to Deptford to-day is required to see his lodging there.

The real interest of Zaandam is not its connection with Peter the

Great but the circumstance that it was the birthplace of Anton Mauve,

in 1838. He died at Arnheim in 1888, Neither Zaandam nor Arnheim

honours him.

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