THE ADVENTURE OF THE SECOND CARAVAN
The arrival of Kink at half-past six was a great relief. Robert hailed
him, and Kink said it was a beautiful morning.
"Don't you get up yet," he said, after Robert and Janet had both told
him of the night. "I'll make the fire and boil the kettle, and fetch
water, and so on, and you get up when I tell you. Otherwise, you'll all
be too tired and get ill."
And so they had the blessed experience of lying still and drowsy, and
hearing Kink move about for their comfort.
The boys were up first, and made extremely noisy toilets in the
washing-up basin, and then Jack and Gregory went off to the farm for
milk and butter and eggs, and Mrs. Gosden, who seemed, early as it was,
to be in the very middle of a day's work, and who refused to believe
that the boys were not deceiving her when they denied having sore
throats, gave them leave to gather strawberries, so that their return
to the Slowcoach was a new triumph.
Their breakfast was chiefly scrambled eggs, ham, and strawberries, and
by ten o'clock, true to their bargain, they were out of the field and
on the highroad, and no sign of their camp remained, save a black
circle caused by the fire and a slight crushing of the grass all round
it.
They had gone a very little way before Robert, who had already been to
Woodstock with the morning telegram, began to realize that he was in
for a blister on his left heel, and, on asking the others, he found
that they were not too comfortable either.
"This means," he told Mary, speaking to her in her official capacity of
Regulator of Rests, "that we shall have to ride a good deal, because we
simply must go twelve miles today, or we shan't be at Stratford in time
for mother tomorrow afternoon."
Mary therefore ordered them in and out of the Slowcoach with great
frequency, but it was not a great deal of use, for they hobbled more
and more.
At Enstone they stopped for lunch, which consisted of a tongue and
bananas and ginger beer; and here they met a friendly tinker, drinking
his ale outside the inn, who, noticing their lameness, gave them some
good advice. "If you can't stop and rest," he said, "you should soap
your stockings, and it's a good thing now and then to change the
stockings from left to right." They found that the soap was really
useful, and got on much better, and a little later they were overtaken
by two young men on a walking tour, who slowed down to fall into step
for a while with Robert and Jack. One gave them some hints. "When you
are very tired," he said, "it helps to hold something in front of you
at full length--even a walking stick will do, or a coat rolled up. It
pulls you along. You look like an idiot, of course, but that doesn't
matter. No one who minds looking foolish will ever have a really good
time. It is a good thing to prevent a stitch in your side to carry a
little pebble in your mouth. Squeezing a cork in each hand helps."
"Another way to make walking easier," said the other young man, "is to
sing as you go. All sing together--marching songs, if you know any,
such as 'Tramp, boys, tramp.' That's what soldiers do on long marches,
and it makes all the difference."
They didn't take the road to Chipping Norton, but stopped at the town,
while Kink, who had no blisters, went into the town to get the
evening's dinner; and meanwhile Janet persuaded the Beatrice stove to
give them tea. It was while here that they had their first experience
of Diogenes as a guardian, for he frightened away two tramps who seemed
likely to be troublesome.
On Kink's return, Robert urged them on, for he had marked down on his
map a spot called the Hollow, about five miles farther on, near Long
Compton, which sounded exceedingly attractive as a campingground,
especially to one who had read "Lavengro" and remembered the Dingle
there, near Long Melton; and hither, very footsore, but still brave and
happy, they came about half-past four, and made a very snug camp in it
without asking anyone's leave.
It was not time for supper, and they were very glad to lie about and be
lazy while the stew was slowly cooking. Robert and Janet and Mary
consulted very deeply about the morrow, and at last decided that it
would be best to remain there all the day and get their blisters cured
with Mr. Lenox's ointment, and therefore a telegram would have to go to
Mrs. Avory at once, telling her not to go to Stratford till Saturday,
"and also," Robert added, "to bring my bicycle. We can easily fasten it
on the roof, and it's going to be frightfully necessary often and
often. This evening, for instance. Here we are, goodness knows how far
from a telegraph-office, and everyone lame except Kinky, who'll have to
go."
Kink, however, had luck, for he met a baker's cart on its way to
Chipping Norton, and the man not only said he would take the telegram
and the letter, but he agreed to bring out a number of things to eat
the next day.
Feeling rested and well fed, they therefore went to bed that Thursday
night much more likely to sleep than on the night before.
And, indeed, everyone did sleep well, except, once again, Robert.
Whatever the reason, he was very wide awake; and at some hour in the
middle of the night he crept out of his sack and walked into the open,
away from the trees, intent upon comparing the magnetic north--which
his compass gave him--with the true north, which anyone can find by
looking at the Great Bear sprawling across the skies and getting the
Pole Star from its pointers.
Having marked the difference on the glass of his compass with a spot of
ink from his fountain-pen, Robert returned to the Hollow; but to his
astonishment and alarm, on reaching the caravan he could not find the
tent. There was the Slowcoach right enough, with its white blinds
glimmering, and he could hear Moses munching close by; but there was no
tent, and apparently no Diogenes.
Robert was not a timid boy, but the lateness of the hour and the
loneliness of the place and this extraordinary occurrence affected his
nerves, so that he suddenly had a panic, and, running up the steps, he
beat on the caravan-door as if wolves were after him.
"Hullo! hullo!" cried a gruff voice that certainly did not belong to
any of the girls. "What the dickens do you want?"
Robert nearly fell off the steps in his surprise. "Please," he said, "I
want the Slowcoach."
For answer the door opened, and a big head and beard and a pyjama arm
were pushed out.
"Slowcoach?" the head said. "What Slowcoach? There's no Slowcoach here."
"The Slowcoach is the name of our caravan," said Robert.
"Oh, it is?" said the head. "Then it's over there. I saw it as I came
in. This is the Snail."
"Thank you very much," said Robert, who had quite recovered his
composure. "How late are you going to stay here in the morning?"
"I don't know," said the head, yawning vastly. "It depends on the
country. I shan't go till after breakfast, anyhow. But I'm much too
tired to talk now. Goodnight, Slowcoach."
"Good night, Snail," said Robert.
And that is how the Avories came to know the great Hamish MacAngus; for
when Robert led them round to visit him the next morning ("And it is
right for us to call first," said Janet, "since we have lived here
longer"), they found that the owner of the Snail was nothing less than
the famous--But I must tell you in the next chapter.