CHAPTER XIII

_In Galway with a Camera_

Galway comes as near as any Irish city that I ever saw to rivaling New

York's East Side for dirtiness, and yet a fair-minded observer would

be compelled to tell Galway, when the time for awarding the leather

medal came, that she was only a close second.

This does not so much mean that New York is dirtier than I realized

she was when I was there as it means that Ireland is not as dirty as

English and Irish and American writers have pictured it.

Perhaps in some parts of Ireland the pig still sleeps in the room with

the family, but as a faithful chronicler of actual sights I cannot say

that I saw such a sight in any of the numerous slums and villages I

visited in twenty counties. I hate to destroy so poetic an illusion.

[Illustration: PICTURESQUE GALWAY]

There was something idyllic in the thought of a pink little pig and a

pink little boy, the two of them the pink of neatness, lying side by

side in a happy-hearted Irishman's cabin, while pig and boy and

Irishman starved to death, but the truth was something better than

that. There were pigs and little boys, but they were not neatly pink

and they were not starving, and the old man did not swing a shillelagh

or sing songs as I was passing by.

Shillelaghs were never so plentiful as they are now, but they are made

to supply the foreign demand for them, and the Irishman is amused and

perhaps a bit contemptuous as he sees Americans, with never a drop of

Irish blood in them, buying shillelaghs to take home for the sake of

sentiment.

I wish I might write that I saw evidences of destitution on every

side--it would please the sentimentalists--but I did not. There were

beggars, but not so many as I had feared I would see, and they did not

chase me any harder than youngsters have chased me in City Hall Park

in New York demanding a cent to buy sterilized milk.

In Sligo I was followed by a poor woman carrying a baby, and as she

raised her hand for alms her shawl dropped off and disclosed her

nakedness to the waist, but I was assured by a Sligo gentleman that

she was a professional beggar from out of town, and that possibly the

baby was not hers, and I know for a fact that she went to a public

house with the money I gave her.

And all the time I was fumbling in my pocket for coppers she was

wishing me happy days. She stands out in my recollection as the most

abject beggar I saw.

But in Galway there is dirt and squalor and it is picturesque. There

in the Claddagh one meets with old hags who are hideous enough and

Spanish looking enough to have just left Velasquez's studio, where

one can imagine them posing as models for some masterpiece of the

great realist.

Barefooted they are, and the homely ones have a great desire to be

photographed. Many and many were the pretty women I saw in Ireland,

but my camera recorded but few of their lineaments, while I was asked

more than once by plain women to take their pictures.

One nailed me as I was passing her vegetable shop in the Claddagh. She

was cross-eyed, poor thing, and in a land where pretty features are as

plentiful as blackberries, she was plain, but she besought me to take

her picture.

Now, when a woman asks you to photograph her you don't feel like

refusing her, and I was too much of a novice to make a feint at

snapping the shutter and passing on, so I stopped and tried to see a

picture in the carrots and cabbages that were displayed at the door.

Such a simpering, conscious face as she displayed! I tried to engage

her in talk so that she would at least look naturally homely, but it

was no use. Every time my finger strayed up to the little lever her

lips would become set in a smile, one eye would look at the camera and

one would look at me, and she would become the incarnation of

consciousness.

At last I snapped her and passed on. After that I took good care to

hurry past plain women.

The day before, at a railway station, I had gone in to get a bit of

lunch and discovered that one of the waitresses was a little beauty.

The thought came into my head, What a model for "An Irish Beauty,"

just as one of the others, who had no claim to beauty, said, "Take me

picture?"

I told her that I was not a professional, looking all the while at the

pretty one, but she suggested that I take all three waitresses just

for fun, and in order to get the beauty at any cost I assented, and

the girls stood in expectant attitudes.

[Illustration: A STRING OF FISHERMEN, GALWAY]

The beauty was so luscious looking that the other two were simply

obliterated in the finder, and I felt myself lucky at having such a

chance to carry away a permanent impression of Irish maidenhood.

My hand was raised to the lever, in another instant the face would be

mine, but just then the door opened and a man came in to buy a measly

sandwich.

One of the girls left the group--I could see that in the finder, but I

snapped hastily and then looked up.

It was the beauty.

I have the other two. They are undeveloped.

In the Claddagh a pretty little child came up to me and asked me to

take her "piccher," hoping for some coppers in payment.

I nodded my head to her, but a barefooted derelict ahead of me heard

her request, and wheeling around suddenly bade the child be off and

offered to pose for me herself.

Velasquez would have jumped at the chance, but I am not Velasquez and

I shook my head and hurried on.

The vehemence of the old woman's vituperative assault on the little

girl had collected a lot of loungers of both sexes, and I was besieged

for pictures, the pretty little girl saying incessantly, "I as't you

firrst. I as't you firrst. I as't you firrst."

I managed to make her understand that if she walked on far enough I

would take her picture, and only one other heard her, another little

girl who was pretty enough to grace a film.

These two kept on, while the others dropped away when they saw I was

adamant.

And when my models were far enough from the others to enable me to get

them before it was suspected what I was at I snapped them and put my

hand into my pocket to get up a couple of coppers and found nothing

but a sixpence.

Of course the children could not change it, and I could not very well

divide it, so I appealed to some fishermen who were lounging on the

quay, asking them if they could give me coppers for a sixpence.

They gave me to understand that both coppers and sixpences were

strangers to them, and evidently felt that, as a "rich American" I

could easily give each child a shilling. But this would have been to

get the whole pack on me, for they already smelt money and were coming

up.

So I gave the sixpence to the one who had first spoken to me and told

her to keep fourpence for herself and to give tuppence to her little

friend.

I'm afraid they came to blows over it. As for me, I left the

picturesque Claddagh and saw it no more.

It was that same morning that I had seen the entire population lining

one of the narrowest streets in that part of Galway, and there I got

shot after shot of the picturesque groups.

I asked what they were waiting for, and one of the mackerel selling

and barefooted Velasquez women told me that an American circus was

coming.

I felt it was worth waiting to see an American circus in Galway.

The circus was called "Buff Bill's Wild West Show." Not Buffalo Bill,

mind you, but Buff Bill.

For a long time I waited and at last my patience was rewarded.

I knew just what it would be. There would be fifty or sixty cowboys on

their broncos, a bevy of female sharpshooters, and the Deadwood stage;

and for the circus part of it an elephant or two and the $10,000

beauty, followed up by dens of wild beasts and representatives of all

the countries of the world.

At last music was heard. The band was approaching. Around a bend in

the street came the usual crowd of small boys and girls running ahead.

Then came a yellow wagon, with a cowboy band discoursing the latest

New York favorite.

[Illustration: WAITING FOR THE CIRCUS, GALWAY]

Next came one dreadful dwarf, made up as a hideous clown. Behind him

rode an ordinary negro, not costumed in any special manner. He was

enough novelty as he was.

And behind these two rode a man of the toothpowder vender type, with

long hair, _boiled shirt_, sombrero, and no necktie.

He was Buff Bill.

And that made up the parade.

It was worth waiting for, if only to see what it is that constitutes a

wondrous spectacle to a small boy.

Fifty years from now some prosperous Chicagoan will take his grandson

to see a four-mile parade of some great circus of the period, with

half a hundred elephants, a thousand noble horsemen, and scores of

gilded chariots; and when the small boy voices his rapture the old man

will say with sincerity:

"It's pretty good, I suppose, but you ought to have seen the circus

that came to Galway when I was a boy of eight. That beat any circus

I've ever seen since. I couldn't sleep for weeks thinking about it."

XIV

_The New Life in Ireland_

No one can be in Ireland long without realizing that when sturdy,

practical John Bull forcibly married dreamy Hibernia, with her

artistic temperament, it was a very foolish marriage, and as a good

American I could have predicted trouble from the very start. John Bull

is accustomed to be obeyed at the drop of the hat, and Hibernia, for

all her dreaminess, is a lady of spirit and will not become a willing

slave.

John Bull has no more knowledge of the real needs and capabilities of

this Irish wife of his than the average American has of the real needs

and capabilities of an Indian, and the result of the union has been a

series of bickerings that show John up in his worst light and that do

not serve to call out the most agreeable aspects of his unfortunate

wife's nature.

He suspects her, and what good woman will stand being suspected by her

husband without resentment? In her temperamental qualities--qualities

that could be cultivated to express something noble--he sees only

idleness and shiftlessness. He treats his wife as a child, and the

wife who is treated as a child becomes a mighty poor mother.

That Hibernia is a failure as a mother is shown by the fact that

thousands of her sons are still willing and even anxious to leave her

instead of staying and showing by their industry and sobriety and

willingness to make the most of the opportunities that undoubtedly

exist in Ireland, that they are capable of developing and governing

their native land without interference of any kind from John Bull.

Ordinarily I'm quite opposed to divorce, and I know that Catholics

abhor it, but it seems as if Hibernia ought to get a decree against

John Bull on the plea of incompatibility of temper. And I wouldn't

advise Hibernia to rush into marriage again after she gets her

freedom.

But through what courts she is to get her decree is beyond my

knowledge. She's a most attractive lady and she has fertile farms and

some say undeveloped mines, and there is certainly land enough,

setting aside the fact of ownership, to support all the sons who have

stayed by her.

Every Irishman in America who loves Ireland, and I can't imagine that

there are any who do not, ought to advise against further immigration.

Ireland needs every able-bodied man to help carry on the work there is

to do--a work that the Gaelic League is doing so much to foster.

The Gaelic League with its fostering of the artistic spirit that is

dormant in the Irish nature, and that already finds expression in the

weaving of rugs and in embroidery and in bookbinding and the making

of stained glass, and the Irish Agricultural Organization Society,

with its introduction of modern scientific methods of farming, its

model hospitals and schoolhouses and dwellings--these movements are

waking great interest among the younger people. And Ireland cannot

afford to part with a single man or woman from now on.

The study of Gaelic increases year by year, and whereas in former

times Irishmen, subdued by the English spirit, punished their children

if they were caught talking Gaelic, now Irishmen encourage them and

they are freely learning Gaelic in all parts of Ireland. This movement

cannot help revivifying a national spirit.

In a railway carriage I talked with some young women who, with their

brothers, were returning from a three days' fast and an all night

vigil at a little village near Bundoran. They were of course Roman

Catholics. They asked me if I was going to the national festival

about to be held in Dublin, the Oireachtas, and when I found out what

it meant I told them that I was, and asked them if they were members

of the Gaelic League.

[Illustration: GAELIC SIGN, DONEGAL]

"Indeed we are," said one, and her eyes glowed with enthusiasm as she

said it.

"And do you speak Gaelic?"

"Oh, yes. We've learned it, you understand, learned it since growing

up."

They were heart and soul in the new movement that it is hoped will

regenerate and cultivate and spiritualize Ireland, and while I was

talking to them and felt their sincerity and ardor, I was sure that

the Gaelic League was doing more than all the politicians ever could.

It is not the Catholics only that have joined this movement; it is

non-sectarian. I talked with a young drug clerk in a northern town and

he "had the Irish" (could talk Gaelic), and wrote his name in Gaelic

characters, but he was a Protestant. He offered to give me a line to a

well-known Dublin literary man, which shows how democratic the

movement is.

To-day you'll meet with a land-owning aristocrat who is interested in

what the league is doing, and to-morrow you'll meet a jarvey who is

learning Gaelic, and the next day a young lady of gentle birth who is

teaching the poor children of the neighborhood how to weave rugs, and

then you'll meet an artist who was formerly a land owner and a

Protestant, and who was one of the first to sell his property to his

tenants under the Wyndham act--and being an artist and not a business

man he got ruinous prices for it--and has been forced ever since to

rely on his brush for his support. He, too, is heart and soul in the

movement.

Now when the yeast permeates the lump to such an extent there is bound

to be a rising--but of the peaceful kind.

"Pat," in his "Economics for Irishmen," says, "Were I a priest, I

should, I think, regard it as a sin on my soul every time a young

person emigrated from my parish while I might have shown him how he

could have made an excellent living at home."

It must strike every American, no matter whether he is a Protestant,

an atheist, an agnostic, or a Roman Catholic, so long as he is open

minded, that the size and evident costliness of the churches in the

country districts is out of all proportion to the costliness of the

houses of the peasants.

In a poor community money that is put into costly bricks and stone

that might have been put into books and bread is money inadequately

expended, even if Ruskin rise from his grave to contradict me. A

better temple to God than a granite church is a granite constitution,

and the light of health and sanity and cheerful industry in the eye of

an Irish lad is better than the light of a thousand candles.

This is not a question of religion, but of common sense. If all the

money that has been spent upon the extra embellishment of churches of

all denominations in Ireland had been spent on the physical and

educational and moral betterment of Irishmen, they would have ceased

to emigrate long since.

But this is thin ice, and as I can't swim I'll give up the skating on

it until the weather is colder.

But the priests are also interested in this Gaelic revival of which

Americans have already heard so much, and which is non-sectarian and

non-political. And the nuns are doing a blessed work all over Ireland.

Let me close this somewhat serious chapter--one can't help being

serious in Ireland when he sees that her regeneration is at hand--with

a parable that I made all by my lonesome:

Once there was a man who had a sugar maple, and there being a demand

for maple sugar he allowed the sap to run early and late, and

disposed of the sugar thus obtained. But there came by a man who said:

[Illustration: GONE TO AMERICA]

"Why, you're ruining that tree. The sap that is being made into sugar

for the whole United States is the life blood of that green old tree.

If you keep on, your tree will wither and die."

And the man took the advice and the tree renewed its youth.

Close up the sap holes and keep in the sap, for the sap is the life

blood of Ireland, and we in America have learned how to make sugar out

of many things--even out of beets--and we no longer need the Irish

young man. But the old tree needs her young blood in order to keep her

fresh and green.

Transcriber's Note:

Archaic and inconsistent spelling and punctuation retained.

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