AN UNBIASSED JUDGMENT.

SIR,--I am a private gentleman, who keeps a carriage, or rather, a

four-horse coach, in which I am continually driving about all over London

at full speed. We dash at such a rate over those portions of the Metropolis

that are blessed with a wood pavement that my coachman is frequently

summoned for furious driving, but we have never yet had a horse down. No

sooner, however, do we get to the asphalte than all this is changed.

Leaders and wheelers alike are instantly on their backs, and I have now

made it a rule, the moment we come to a street paved with this dangerous

and detestable composition, to put my horses inside the coach, and, with

the assistance of a policeman or two, drag the vehicle to the other end

myself. Only yesterday, I think it was, on the north side of Leicester

Square, I counted as many as nineteen ugly falls in as many minutes,

necessitating, in nearly every case, the despatch of the creature on the

spot by a shot from a revolver. The fact is, the laying of _asphalte_

anywhere should be made criminal in a Vestry. I write impartially on this

subject, as, beyond being a sleeping partner in a large firm of Wooden

Road-Paving Contractors, I have no sort of interest to serve, one way or

the other. But it must be obvious, from the account I have given of my own

personal experience above, that in addressing you on the subject, I am

actuated by no motives that are not consistent with and fitting to the

signature of

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