"About what?"
"Finding a job isn't going to be easy. I'll bet I tried every plant
in town today, and at every one, the story's the same. They aren't
hiring--in fact, they are laying men off."
"Laying them off?"
"Yes. As one personnel man put it: 'The men are working like
beavers--every one of them putting in an honest day's labor. We're
over-producing like mad.' The Union fined twelve bricklayers today for
laying more than ninety-six bricks an hour."
"You'll find something tomorrow," Pearl said reassuredly.
"I've got to go to the bank first," said Joe. "Tomorrow's mortgage
payment day. Just how much do we have in the bank?"
"About seven hundred dollars," said Pearl.
"Enough to last us for three months, if we scrimp," said Joe.
Pearl looked shocked. "You will find a job before _that_!" she
exclaimed positively.
* * * * *
The day Joe paid the second mortgage payment out of savings deposit
funds, she was forced to admit that he might not.
"Romburg-Smith closed down today," Joe reported weariedly. "The
army cancelled their jet motor contract. Twenty-two million dollars
worth. All in all, the army's cancelled sixteen billion dollars worth
of contracts in the last thirty days. The President's estimate of
unemployment today is up to twenty-eight million. There were food riots
in Indianapolis...."
"Food _riots_!" exclaimed Pearl. "You mean fighting, violence?"
"No, not exactly," admitted Joe. "The newspapers called it a riot,
because they're desperate for news, these days, and anything at all
that will give them an excuse for some sensational adjectives for
the headlines, they'll jump on. As a matter of fact, it was just a
mass-meeting to request federal aid held in the courthouse square.
There were signs reading 'Give us jobs, or give us food.' All very
orderly and politely. But I keep thinking that hunger is a very
primitive instinct, and I keep thinking of the Devil downstairs, and
what he'd have to say about it."
"You _know_ what he'd say about it," said Pearl. "He'd suggest that
they steal food."
"Well," said Joe, "when they get hungry enough, what _will_ they do?
It's just possible they won't need the Devil to suggest anything."
"But that's impossible," said Pearl, wide-eyed. "The Devil's
responsible for all such things. With him out of action, people would
never think of crime."
"Wouldn't they?" asked Joe. "Is it a crime to eat?"
"No...." Pearl hesitated. "I guess it isn't. And I think if it got to
the point where I couldn't put a meal on the table for Jimmy and Sally,
I'd probably put a different interpretation on borrowing a few potatoes
from old MacDonald's potato field."
* * * * *
"I wonder if the Devil's reputation is entirely deserved?" said Joe.
"He's chained up in our basement, but the situation that's building up
in the world is becoming explosive."
"Maybe he's not as helpless as we think," ventured Pearl. "Maybe he
_can_ control things mentally, even from down there in the basement?"
Joe shook his head.
"Why are you so sure?" asked Pearl.
"Something he said to me down in the basement."
"What was that?"
"When he told me to go upstairs and go to bed--he mentioned something
about not being able to do anything but good while he was down there."
"Who, the Devil?"
"No, me. He said I'd not be able to do much else, when I said maybe
this thing could be turned to good, somehow. He seemed pretty certain
that I didn't have much choice in the matter."
"Well, then, what are you worried about?"
"I'm worried because it has occurred to me that the Old Boy has
always been an egotist. Maybe he's not the big-shot he thinks he is,
controlling all the evil in the world. Maybe he hasn't got a monopoly,
and never had."
"I don't believe it," said Pearl. "The Bible says Satan is the author
of all evil."
"Maybe you're right," said Joe. "And if you are, and he should get
loose with the world in the potentially dangerous position it now
occupies, all hell could break loose."
"By the way," said Pearl. "The meter man is coming again tomorrow."
"The meter man?" asked Joe blankly.
"Yes. He'll want to read the meter...."
Joe clapped his hand to his head. "It's in the basement!" he exclaimed.
"How come he didn't ask to read it last month!"
"I told him we were fumigating the basement for termites," said Pearl.
"So he said he'd make our reading out for the same amount of power we
used the month before. But what'll I tell him this time?"
"Tell him we're fumigating again--that the first time didn't take! He
can't go down into that basement!"
"All right. But what'll I tell him the third time?"
"That's a good question. But maybe by that time he won't need to go
into the basement."
"Why won't he?"
"Because I haven't paid the bill for two months. One more and they'll
cut us off at the pole."
"Then you'd better not pay the bill," said Pearl.
"Are you asking me to cheat the electric company?" asked Joe.
Pearl looked startled. Then she smiled. "No. I'm asking you not to let
the Devil have a chance to get loose. Certainly _that's_ not a crime."
"From the Devil's view-point, maybe. But it isn't from mine. Anything
as dangerous as he is, should be locked up. I don't think there is a
jury in the world that would disagree with me in that respect."
* * * * *
The next day, impossible as it seemed, all hell did break loose. Joe
Emerald was waiting in line with a hundred other men to check with the
unemployment bureau. One of the men had a portable radio, and although
he had it tuned so low that only he could hear it, his shout was
something everybody could hear.
"The President!" he choked. "Somebody's shot the President!"
He turned up the volume, and for a few stunned moments Joe listened
to the excited voice of the announcer blurting out a complete lack of
details other than a variety of ways of expressing the single detail
that he did have--that the President had been shot.
"That's a crime!" he exclaimed, and the man next to him blinked.
"What else?" he snorted. "What are you, a Democrat?"
"Pearl!" exclaimed Joe. "She's let him loose!"
The man beside him frowned. "A nut ..." he began, then sidled away. But
now Joe whirled and ran from the building. There was only one thought
in his mind. A crime had been committed, and it could only mean one
thing--the Devil was loose!
Within ten minutes he raced up the steps to his own front door and
hurled it open. In the living room he almost ran into Pearl, who
uttered a low cry of alarm.
"Joe! What's wrong!"
"The Devil!" shouted Joe. "He's loose!"
"Why, Joe, whatever are you talking about. He's not loose. The door's
nailed tight, just like it has been for two months. And besides, I've
been hearing him down there all morning."
Joe ran into the kitchen, inspected the door. It was intact, and so
were the nails. He ran out of the house and peered through the glass
bricks of the basement windows, but could see nothing because of the
wavy pattern in them that permitted only light, but not vision through
them.
He came back into the house.
"What's wrong, Joe?" asked Pearl, her face pale.
"The President's been assassinated and that's what's wrong," said Joe
heavily. "And if that isn't a crime, what is?"
Pearl ran to the television and turned it on. In a moment they were
listening to almost hysterical voices, and watching equally hysterical
scenes, as television cameras wheeled into position in the nation's
capital and took shots of milling throngs, and announcers interviewed
individuals who gave varied incoherent statements and expressions
of grief that were obviously inspired only by the desire to be on
television.
* * * * *
Abruptly the scene switched to a newscaster in the newsroom of the
network, and a more calm voice was giving a coherent, though tense
account of world news.
"Even as the President fell before an assassin's bullet," he was
saying, "violence is flaring in all parts of the world. In Barcelona
a mad mass of rioters is looting the city, led by rebel army factions
who have taken over the arsenal and established a new government.
The trouble seems to have broken out with unbelievable swiftness,
and already the U. S. Air Base has been attacked and it has been
reported that some fighting is actually going on. Air Force property
will be defended, according to a Pentagon spokesman, in spite of the
possibility of a rift with the government of the country, although just
who is the government at this moment cannot be said with any certainty.
"In Algiers, all communications have been cut off, but it is reported
that French citizens are being murdered wholesale in a ghastly blood
bath.
"In Paris, gangs of looters are battling police, and similar scenes are
being enacted in a dozen other European cities.
"But here in America there is a sort of a stunned silence and
inactivity as the nation learns of the murder of the President. No one
seems to know who fired the shot, but there is a growing rumor that it
was a senator who performed the deed. Impossible as it seems, there
were five senators in the White House at the time, and none of them
can be located now, in the confusion that has engulfed the home of the
President. No one seems to know which five they were...."
* * * * *
The scene switched once more to a camera near the White House and
incoherence reigned supreme.
"_That's_ covering the news?" snorted Joe. "But what's that you were
saying before about hearing noises all morning from the basement? I
thought the Devil had been quiet as a mouse for weeks?"
"He has. And that's exactly what he sounds like now," Pearl said.
"You're being very lucid," said Joe. "What exactly does he sound like
now?"
"A mouse," said Pearl. "A great big mouse. He's been squeaking all
morning, and his claws keep clicking on the floor as though he were
doing the St. Vitus Dance."
Joe frowned. Then he went into the bedroom. When he came out, he had
his gun.
"What are you going to do?" asked Pearl in alarm.
"Where's the hammer?"
"In the kitchen in the knife drawer. Why?"
"I'm going to go down and see if the Devil's still securely chained.
Maybe he's working loose."
"Be careful," she said. "If he has, he might be waiting for you to pull
those nails out."
"You grab the snow shovel, and stand behind me waiting. If he _is_
loose, close your eyes and swing. Don't look into his eyes under any
circumstances."
Pearl went into the broom closet and got the snow shovel. She stationed
herself in readiness while Joe pulled the nails. They squeaked
protestingly, and from down in the basement came an answering squeak.
"That _does_ sound like a mouse," said Joe. "Been doing that all
morning?"
"Yes."
"From the sound of it, he's still chained," said Joe. "Hear that chain
rattle?"
"Maybe he's just doing it to fool you. When you get close...."
"I'm not going to get close enough for him to jump me," said Joe
positively. "One move from him, and I'll come up these stairs like a
shot. Then if he's following, you clout him as he comes past...."
The door was open now and Joe began his exploration. He snapped on the
basement light. The squeaking stopped instantly. He went slowly down
the stairs.
"He's still sitting beside the wall, and the chain's still tight," he
said over his shoulder to Pearl. "I can see that from here."
"Then don't go any closer," said Pearl worriedly. "Let well enough
alone."
"There's something...." Joe's voice trailed off. He went to the bottom
of the stairs, looked at the Devil. The Devil was staring back at
him, but there was no glimmer of intelligence or recognition in them.
Nothing but a cowering alertness, an unblinking stare that looked
almost like a trapped animal.
Then the Devil squeaked.
Joe jumped. Then he went pale.
"You're not the Devil," he gasped. "You're...."
There was no comment from the Devil. Nothing but another squeak, and
this time the Devil scrabbled his claws about on the floor in a nervous
chittering way.
"You're ... _a mouse_!" yelled Joe. He lifted his gun and aimed between
the Devil's eyes, then pulled the trigger. The gun roared in the
confines of the basement, and the Devil slumped to the floor. Once or
twice he kicked, then his mouth fell open, and he sagged into a limp
heap.
* * * * *
"Joe!" screamed Pearl. "What did you do?"
"I just killed a mouse," said Joe. His voice was shaking.
"A mouse? With a gun. Are you crazy?"
"Come on down and take a look," said Joe.
Pearl descended the stairs hesitantly, the snow shovel held at the
ready, her eyes averted from the wall where the Devil was chained. "I
don't see any mouse," she said. "Where is it?"
"Chained to the wall," said Joe.
"Chained...." Pearl looked toward the Devil and her mouth dropped open.
Then she shrieked. "He's dead!" she cried out. "You've shot him."
"He's dead all right," said Joe. "But that isn't the Devil--only his
body. He's traded bodies with a mouse, and he's escaped. He's loose in
the world, Pearl, and he's on a rampage. And sooner or later he'll be
coming back here for revenge...."
Pearl's voice broke. "And for his body!" she wailed. "Oh, Joe. I'm
afraid."
"We've got to get out of here," said Joe. "Upstairs, and go find the
kids. We're leaving the city as fast as the car can take us. We'll go
up to the country to your mother's. Maybe the Devil won't know where to
find us. And maybe, in the body of a mouse, he won't be able to."
"But he won't be in the body of a mouse," said Pearl. "He'd change that
almost the minute he got out of the house. No telling who's the Devil
now!"
"You're right," said Joe. "All the more reason to get out of here
quick. Go find the kids, while I throw our clothes in the car."
Pearl dropped the snow shovel and raced out of the basement. Joe walked
over to the corpse of the Devil and gave it a kick.
"Dead all right, no doubt about it," he muttered to himself. Then he
turned and went upstairs. In a moment he was stuffing clothing from all
the bureau drawers and the closets into their traveling bags. When they
were full he carried them out to the car. Then he went back in and came
out with his arms full.
* * * * *
Pearl came up the walk with Jimmy by one hand and Sally by the other.
"Where are we going?" asked Sally.
"Yeah," complained Jimmy. "What's the big rush? It was my turn to bat,
and we were only sixteen runs behind...."
"We're going to Grandma's," said Joe. "Going up to the farm for a
little vacation."
"Can I milk a cow?" asked Jimmy instantly.
"No," said Sally promptly, "I'm going to milk it!"
She kicked Jimmy in the shin and he howled at the top of his voice.
"He's loose all right," said Joe, and Pearl nodded palely. She shook
Sally and shoved her toward the car.
"Get into the car, both of you," she ordered. "I've got a few things to
get from the house, and I'll be right out."
Joe groaned. "Never mind all that stuff," he said. "We've got to get
out of here."
"I'm not going to get 'all that stuff'," said Pearl. "There are a _few_
things a woman has to have, and a man would never think of. I won't be
a minute."
And she wasn't. Almost before Joe had the kids settled in the back
seat, she reappeared carrying her large purse and stuffing an
assortment of things hastily into it as she ran toward the car.
"All right," she said, slipping into the front seat. "Let's go. The
sooner we get away from the house, the better I'll like it."
"Me too," said Joe.
"Not me," said Jimmy darkly. "If I don't get to milk the cow, I'd
rather stay here."
Sally kicked him again, and he punched her in the ribs. But her
answering wail lasted but a few seconds when she observed that neither
of her parents was paying any attention. She frowned at them and
looked back at the house as they roared away from it.
A half-hour later, as they passed from the suburbs out into the open
country, she said: "Mommy, why did you leave the front door open?"
Her mother started, turned toward Joe and laid a hand on his arm.
"The Devil with the door," said Joe. "We're not going back _now_!"
* * * * *
Three hours later they were well upstate, and Joe began to breathe
easier. He turned on the radio. There was music on the station to which
it was tuned. He began to twist the dial.
"Let me do it," said Pearl. "You pay attention to your driving."
"Get some news," said Joe. "I want to know what's going on."
"I'll get some news if some is being broadcast," said Pearl. "This
isn't the time for news broadcasts, usually."
She turned the dial past several stations giving musical programs,
another where a strident nasal voice was selling something that turned
out to be horehound cough syrup which also cured dyspepsia, rheumatiz
and cancer. After ten minutes of spiel, a polka began rolling out the
barrel and it was obvious there would be no news on this station. Pearl
went on down the dial.
"... has settled over the city of Barcelona," said a voice.
"Temporarily, a calm has replaced the rioting, and apparently the
city is peaceful. What caused the sudden cessation in violence is not
apparent at the moment, but the new government has stepped in and
announced over the seized radio that they have assumed control and have
the situation in hand.
"In Algiers, French troops are pursuing rebel raiders, who are fleeing
in disorder, their initial ferocity seeming to have dissolved as
rapidly as it had begun.
"Here in this country, of course, the sensational news is the suicide
of Senator Schnort, who went suddenly insane, screaming that he had
been hypnotized, and that he had murdered the President. He apparently
used the same gun to blow out his own brains that he had used on the
President."
For the next half-hour, they listened to a recital of a wave of
madness that had swept the world, to be followed by a calm almost as
unnatural. Then, finally, Joe switched off the radio and turned to
Pearl.
"He's stopped rampaging around, and now he's probably looking for us,"
said Joe. He looked at his wife, and looked back at the road ahead.
Then he turned to glance at her once more. She was still looking out of
the rear window.
"What's the matter?" he asked.
"That car," she said. "It's been sticking right behind us for miles. I
think he's following us."
* * * * *
Joe took a quick look in the rear-vision mirror. Behind them was a
new 1957 Mercury, and at the wheel was a hatless, black-haired man
who seemed intent on the back of Joe's car. The man was alone in the
Mercury.
"We're going pretty fast," said Joe. "Just because he's been behind us
awhile doesn't mean he's following us. Now don't get to thinking every
car is following us, and the Devil's behind every tree, waiting to
spring out on us."
"Slow down and see if he passes us," suggested Pearl.
Joe lifted his foot very slowly off the gas pedal and the speedometer
needle began dropping from 65 to 60, then down to 55, and slowly and
steadily down to 40. The car behind made no move to pass, and Joe
dropped the speed down to 30, then to 25. Still the Mercury clung to
their rear.
"He _is_ following us!" exclaimed Pearl.
"Not necessarily," said Joe. "I've had drivers like this behind me many
times. But we will soon find out if he _is_ following us." He tramped
on the gas, and the car leaped ahead. In a moment he had the speed up
to 70, and kept increasing it until they were hurtling along at 90. The
Mercury stayed right behind them.
Jimmy's voice came in his ear now. "Beat him, Daddy!" he said
excitedly. "Race him good. He can't beat us!"
"He could if he wanted to," muttered Joe to himself. He eased off on
the gas again, and the needle dropped to 65 once more.
Pearl was pale. "He's following us, isn't he?" she said more than asked.
"I don't know yet," said Joe. "We'll find out in the town just ahead.
I'm going to take a few turns ..." his voice trailed off.
As they passed the city limits, Joe dropped his speed to well below the
posted limit and watched for a stop light ahead. Finally, he saw one,
and he timed his arrival. Abruptly, as he reached it, he shot the car
through the amber light just as the red flashed on. The Mercury stopped
for the red light, and as the image receded in the rear-vision mirror,
Joe breathed easier. "He didn't go through the red light," he said.
Pearl was watching. "The light's changing again," she said. "He's
coming up pretty fast."
Joe put on his right-turn light and made a normal turn at the next
corner. The Mercury made the turn too. Joe made another right turn two
blocks down. The Mercury made one too.
"That settles it," said Joe. "He's following us all right."
* * * * *
Once again he maneuvered the car back onto the main highway and then
continued through the heart of town. The Mercury was right behind, but
now there was a car which had slipped in between. Joe timed his speed
again, and once more barely made it through an amber light before the
red. The car behind him halted, and so did the Mercury, by necessity.
Joe poured on the gas and at the next corner turned right. He sped to
the next block, turned right again, then left at an alley. He roared
through it, turned right once more, and raced three blocks along the
way they had come, and finally made another right turn back to the
main street. He was lucky, and made it through a green light. Several
more turns, and he headed straight out of town at right angles to his
original route. Moments later they found themselves on a gravel road
marked County Trunk M.
"Is there anything behind us?" asked Joe.
Pearl, who had been watching alertly all the while, turned and sat down
facing the front again. "Nothing," she said. "You've shaken him."
"I was lucky," Joe observed. "Got every break. Now we will take a few
byways for awhile, and then take a look at the map and see where we
are. We can get to your mother's by another route. We'll get there late
tonight, but at least we've lost the Devil for awhile--if that's who he
was."
"Who else would it have been?" asked Pearl.
"Ed Sullivan, trying to sell another Mercury," joked Joe. But deep
inside him he didn't feel humorous. Did the Devil have a way of knowing
where they were? This first time it was conceivable that he'd caught
them leaving the house, and had followed them all the way. But if he
hadn't, then he had some other way of knowing, and if that was true,
they wouldn't really have ditched him. He'd pick up the trail again,
and all his evasive tactics would have been in vain.
"He must have followed us from the house," said Pearl suddenly.
* * * * *
Joe looked at her. "You've been thinking the same thing I have," he
said. "I _hope_ that's how he found us!"
"I hope so too," said Pearl.
"Daddy, I'm hungry," said Jimmy from the back seat.
"Okay, son. But you'll have to wait until we find a town. Then we'll
stop at a restaurant."
"How are you going to find a town on this road?" said Jimmy
disgustedly. "Why did you go on such a bumpy road. Is this the way to
Grandma's house?"
"Not exactly," said Joe. "We just took a little detour."
"To keep that man with the horns from following us?" asked Jimmy.
Joe gripped the wheel tightly. "Horns?" he asked, staring at Pearl.
"What man with horns?"
"Why that man we were racing with. He had horns growing out of his
head."
"I didn't see any horns," said Joe.
"He did too have horns," said Jimmy. "I didn't like him, and I'm glad
you got away from him. But now I'm hungry."
"I'm glad too, son," said Joe. He licked his lips. "But it must have
been that man's hair that looked like horns. He didn't really have any."
"When are we going to get to a restaurant?" inquired Jimmy impatiently.
"I'm awful hungry!"
Pearl laid a hand on Joe's arm. "Don't press it, Joe. Sometimes
children see things grownups can't. Let him forget it."
* * * * *
Joe nodded, and for a moment there was silence. Then Jimmy's voice
piped up again.
"I won't forget it," he said positively. "They were _red_ horns."
They had eaten, having eventually found a small town with a restaurant,
and now they were on their way again. The children were asleep in the
back seat, and Pearl was studying a road map with the aid of a dash
light that came on when she opened the ashtray.
"A few miles more, and we will be on Highway 10. That will run into
38, and we can take that down to 26. From there it's only ten miles to
Mother's place."
"How many miles?"
Pearl began adding the figures on the map. Finally, she said, "About
one hundred and thirty."
"That'll get us to your mother's by about eleven. They'll be in bed."
"Can't be helped," said Pearl. "Unless we stop at the next town and
phone ahead."
"Good idea. We'll do it. Then they can have a place ready for the kids.
They'll be crabby when we wake them, and if the bed's ready, we can
just dump them into it."
They drove on a few minutes in silence, then Pearl said, "The Devil's
in a very unusual position."
"How so?"
"Well, if you actually killed his real body while he was out of it,
then I presume it's useless to him any more."
"I suppose it is," conceded Joe.
"Then he'll have to continue to use the bodies of other people, or of
other--things."
"Won't change things any," observed Joe. "He used other people's bodies
at will anyway. At least that's what he inferred when he talked about
hypnotizing me and using my body. Now he'll just have to do it all
the time. Nobody knew when he was among them before, and that hasn't
changed."
"The point is, he hasn't any body of his own, any more. If it were me,
I'd be very much disturbed and put out about it. And I'd be determined
to get even. Joe, we're running away now, and we've eluded him for now,
but how can we do it all our lives? Sooner or later he'll find us, and
we'll have to live in fear of that moment at all times. I don't think I
can face the prospect."
"But now you are jumping to conclusions," argued Joe. "How do you know
he can find us? Does he even know our names?"
"I ... I don't think so," confessed Pearl. "We never mentioned it--but
didn't you say he knew you were a private detective, and that's why he
selected you as his base of operations for whatever it was he wanted to
stir up in our town?"
"Yes, he did," admitted Joe. "So I'll grant you, it is most likely that
he does know our name. So we can change it."
"What kind of a life is it going to be, living under assumed names,
looking into dark corners, suspecting every person we see?" said Pearl,
almost in tears. "I don't think I can take it."
"But what else can we do?"
"I don't know. But there _must_ be something."
"He's not all-powerful," said Joe. "Otherwise he'd have the whole roost
to himself. The churches wouldn't exist...."
* * * * *
He looked suddenly at Pearl. "The churches!" he exclaimed. "They've
been his competition for two thousand years--they must know something
about how to handle him! We'll go to a priest, get his advice. I've
heard of certain rites and chants to exorcise devils. They must have
one for Satan himself!"
"When we get to the next town, I'll call Mother," said Pearl, "and you
go to the parish house and talk to the priest. Maybe there's something
he can do to help us be prepared. We might need that help even tonight.
I keep feeling that there is a way the Devil knows things, and that
he'd know where to find us when he wants to."
"Maybe in his own body, yes. But in a human body, he might be subject
to some limitations. Let's hope clairvoyance is one of the things he
won't be able to exercise to full effect."
"You're whistling in the dark," said Pearl.
Joe didn't answer her. He was looking at some headlights coming up
behind them. For several miles he watched them, then breathed in relief
as they turned off. At least the Devil hadn't found them yet.
* * * * *
They came to a small town soon, and stopped at a filling station across
from a church. Pearl used the phone while Joe had the car gassed up.
He questioned the attendant and found that the priest lived right next
door to the church, and that he usually was in at this time of the
evening.
When the car had been serviced, he pulled it over to the side and
waited until Pearl came out of the station.
"Did you get her?" he asked.
"Yes. She'll be waiting for us."
"Good. You stay with the kids while I go see the priest."
Joe crossed the street and went up to the door of the parish house. He
rang the bell. The housekeeper came to the door and welcomed him in
with a smile.
"Father Lengowski will be out in a moment," she said, indicating a
chair in the waiting room.
Joe had barely settled himself when the priest walked in. He was a
jovial type, and his voice was booming. "What can I do for you, young
man?" he asked.
"I don't know," said Joe hesitantly, "I came for a little information,
and perhaps for a little advice."
"Are you in trouble?" asked the priest.
"Not in the usual way," said Joe. "But I _am_ in trouble. Maybe I'd
better explain it. You see, several months ago the Devil came to my
house, and said he was going to set up headquarters for some new
deviltry he had in mind in my town. He also said he was going to use my
body while he was there, and that he'd take over by hypnosis. Well, I
can't be hypnotized, so it didn't work--but we scuffled. He was choking
me, and would have gained control of my body except for my wife. She
hit him over the head with a snow shovel, and while he was unconscious
we chained him to the basement wall where I formerly kept a big dog
of mine. We nailed the basement door shut, and left him there. But he
finally escaped, by changing bodies with a mouse. That's when this
trouble in the world started--you'll recollect that for several months,
crime and evil had taken a holiday...."
* * * * *
He stopped, and eyed the priest, who had been staring at him and
licking his lips. "You don't believe me," he said.
"It isn't a matter of belief," said the priest. "But granting that all
this is true, what do you want of me?"
"Just some information. For instance, I believe the Church knows some
means of exorcism, or some way of overcoming the Devil's influence."
"Well, yes, there are such things. But why do you wish to know this? As
you say, the Devil is no longer at your house...."
"True enough. But you see, when I found out he'd escaped, I shot the
mouse...."
"Shot ... the mouse?" Father Lengowski shifted his feet nervously.
"Well, that is, I shot the Devil's body, thus killing the mouse. Of
course, it also made it impossible for the Devil to regain his own
body--it was quite dead and useless."
"I see ... and what can the exorcism rites do?"
"Well, you see, the Devil is very angry with us, and he's been
following us in a Mercury. We eluded him in a town awhile back, and
now we're on our way to my wife's mother's place, to sort of hide out
awhile. But if he should find us, we'd like some sort of defense...."
"Exorcism might work," said Father Lengowski nervously. "But we'd have
to have the Devil, or the possessed person, right before us, and you
couldn't do it. I don't believe I could do it. Perhaps the Bishop...."
"I'm afraid such a complicated procedure won't help, Father Lengowski.
There won't be time, if he should appear. What I want is something we
can use ourselves, in an emergency."
"Well, there is an old stand-by," said Father Lengowski, "very simple.
I will give you a blessed crucifix, and you merely hold it before you,
thrusting it out at the Devil, and utter the words 'Get Thee behind me,
Satan.'"
"I've heard of that," admitted Joe.
"Good. You wait here, and I'll get a crucifix." The priest hastened
from the room, closing the door behind him. But it did not latch
securely, and slowly swung open again. And Joe heard the priest's
voice speaking urgently on the phone in the hallway outside. He heard a
few words, and then, face growing red, he leaped to his feet and made
his way swiftly to the door. He let himself out and ran down the steps
and across the street to the car. He piled into the front seat and
jabbed his thumb on the starter button.
"What's the matter?" asked Pearl in alarm.
"Nothing much. That priest thinks I'm a nut, and he's calling the
local gendarmes. We've got to get out of here before we wind up in the
bug-pokey. I've learned one thing in there--we can't go around saying
the Devil's chasing us in a Mercury!"
"Oh, Joe!" said Pearl, then subsided, her face strained in the darkness
as Joe drove hastily out of town.
* * * * *
"We're almost there," said Pearl. "We've just passed the Jacobi's
place."
It was after midnight, and Joe sighed in relief. He was tired of
driving, and the tension had been telling on him. He had found himself
staring at the rear-view mirror half the time, almost dreading the
appearance of any headlights coming from behind. And when they had
appeared, he had waited anxiously, slowing the car for the headlights
to pass. They always did, but he continually expected that they would
not, that instead they would pull up behind, and settle into steady
pursuit.
"Do you think we dare tell your mother anything about all this?" he
asked.
"Heavens, no!" said Pearl. "At least not for a few days. We can tell
Dad, though. I think, without too much trouble. He's always believed
me, and he will still, I know."
"Then mum's the word until you break the ice," said Joe. "We'll just
get the kids to bed, and then get to bed ourselves as fast as we can.
There'll be plenty of time later to talk."
The porch light was on when he drove the car into the farmyard. A swarm
of bugs flew dizzily around it, and literally coated the living-room
window, where a light was on.
As he turned off the ignition, Pearl's mother appeared in the doorway.
"I'll open the door and you come in quick," she called. "I don't want
all these bugs to swarm in."
"You needn't have left the light on," said Joe. "We'd have found our
way."
He turned to Pearl. "You take one of the suitcases and go ahead, get
the bed ready. I'll bring Sally first, then come back for Jimmy. I
don't think either of them will wake up."
The children did not wake, although Jimmy mumbled something about
horns, and his grandmother thought it was very cute.
"The lad's dreaming," she said.
"I wish he were," said Joe.
Grandmother looked at him blankly. "But he is. He's talking about
somebody with horns. He's having a nightmare--oh, he isn't sick, is
he?" Immediately she hovered over Jimmy like the epitome of anxiety
itself.
"Of course not," Joe assured her. "He's sound as a bell. I merely meant
I hoped he wasn't having a nightmare."
* * * * *
But as he put Jimmy down on the bed to which Grandmother led him, he
was frowning slightly. It should not be like a small boy to dream of
the Devil, especially if he didn't know he was the Devil. It didn't
seem that the afternoon's experience should have created so deep an
impression upon him that it would recur in his dreams. Did it mean that
somehow Jimmy was sensing the Devil, and his possible nearness? Was the
Devil really on their trail, homing in on them with some occult sense
peculiarly his own?
Out in the living room, Pearl was engaging in animated conversation
with her mother. Already they were inspecting pictures of the other
seventy-seven grandchildren, and gossiping like mad. Joe interrupted.
"Mother," he said, "I've always admired your common sense, and I
just know you want us all to go to bed immediately, and save all the
visiting for tomorrow. Please don't let us keep you from your beauty
rest."
"You're always so tactful," she said in return. "I've always said you
were a wonderful son-in-law. A wonderful husband and father. A fine...."
"Thank you, Mother. Now show us where we sleep, and we'll let you get
back into your comfy bed."
"You'll sleep in our bed, and Dad and I will take the couch and the
davenport."
"Oh, no," protested Joe. "Pearl and I can sleep on the couch and
davenport. No use you giving up your bed. Besides Dad doesn't like
those broken springs on the couch ... do you, Dad?"
His father-in-law grinned. "Of course not, son. But you are dealing
with your mother-in-law, and there's no arguing. For thirty years she
has made a practice of making herself--and me--uncomfortable when the
kids come home. She couldn't sleep if she wasn't putting herself out!"
"Yeah, I know," agreed Joe. "The Mother-Martyr complex. She's got the
worst case I ever saw!"
"Joe, you're the greatest kidder ..." said Grandmother.
"Who's kidding?" asked Joe, grinning at her. "Show me to my bedroom
before you change your mind."
Long after the house was silent, he lay beside Pearl, thinking.
"Are you asleep?" she asked finally.
"You're awake too?" he asked.
"Yes."
"I keep thinking of the Devil looking for us," said Joe.
"And I keep thinking he'll find us," said Pearl. "Somehow, I have a
feeling we're not fooling him at all."
"Go to sleep," said Joe. "He'd have to have radar to find us."
"You know," said Pearl, "that's a good name for it! And right now I
feel like a blip on a radar screen."
"But a mighty pretty blip," said Joe. He kissed her good night and
then turned on his shoulder to go to sleep.
In the morning he awoke to find Pearl already up. He climbed into his
clothes and went out into the kitchen. Pearl was sitting at the table,
eating a grapefruit.
"Where's your mother?" asked Joe.
"Out in the driveway, talking to somebody--a neighbor, I suppose."
The kitchen door opened, and Dad came in, carrying a gallon jug full
of fresh milk and two freshly picked musk-melons cradled in one arm.
"First ones ripe," he said cheerfully. "We'll let you kids initiate the
patch. Where's Mother? She can fix them for us...."
"Out front, talking to a neighbor," said Joe.
Dad deposited the melons on the sink and set the jug of milk in the
refrigerator. "Neighbor? Wonder who'd stop out front, and not drive
right into the yard...?"
He walked through the house to the front room, and peered out through
the curtains. Then he came back.
"Ain't no neighbor," he said. "Somebody in a Mercury."
Joe jumped and Pearl dropped her spoon.
"Here, let me get you another spoon," said Dad. "Floor's pretty
dirty--we had thrashers here yesterday...."
The sound of footsteps on the back porch preceded the opening of the
screen door. Pearl and Joe turned and stared.
"Why, Joe," said Pearl's mother. "You up already? You could have stayed
in bed a couple more hours, and got your sleep out." She walked up to
him, took his face in her hands, and kissed him. Then she turned. "Dad,
you found some ripe melons!" she exclaimed. "How lovely. I'll fix them
right now, and we'll have them before I fix the pancakes."
* * * * *
Joe looked at Pearl, then sat down at a chair. "I'm starved," he said.
"Those pancakes sound real good."
"Who was that outside?" asked Dad.
"Oh, some fellow asking the directions to Highway 13."
"I suppose you told him to take the next fork to the left, then turn
right at Perkin's general store," said Dad.
"Why, of course, Dad," said Mother. "That's the way to go, isn't it?"
"No," said Dad.
She turned and put her hands on her hips. "Now, Dad, you know very
well that is the way to Highway 13."
"Usually," agreed Dad. "But it's closed now. Under repair. If he takes
it, he'll be axle-deep in sand inside a quarter mile."
"Oh, dear, I forgot about that," said Mother, anxiety showing itself on
her face.
"Don't worry about it," said Dad. "If he does get stuck, he'll come
walking back here, and I can make five dollars pulling him out with the
tractor."
"You know you won't do any such thing," declared Mother. "You never
charged anybody yet for pulling them out. Land sakes, you want Joe to
think you're a highwayman?"
"Isn't that why you sent him that way, so I could make five dollars?"
asked Dad, a twinkle in his eye.
"No, it isn't," said Mother. "But, come to think of it, it is a good
idea, isn't it?"
"If I didn't know you," said Dad, "I'd say you meant that. You aren't
usually a kidder, Mother. What's got into you?"
"Maybe it's Joe," said Mother. "He appreciates kidding, don't you, Joe?"
"Sometimes," said Joe, looking at her sharply. There was no twinkle in
her eye. "But I didn't know you could do it with such a straight face?"
"Don't see why not," she said. She turned back to the sink. "Do you
kids want some ice cream in your melons?"
"In the morning, for breakfast?" asked Pearl.
"Dad will eat ice cream any time," she said, "and as long as he'll
be having some, we might as well all do the same. These melons are
delicious that way, and who cares what time of day it is?"
"I want some melon with ice cream in it, too!"
* * * * *
Jimmy's piping voice came from the doorway, and he pranced out into the
kitchen in his shorts.
"Looks like I should have gotten some more melons," said Dad, beginning
to move toward the door.
"Never mind," said Mother. "He can have my piece. I don't feel like
eating anyway. Jimmy, go get some clothes on before you catch cold.
This morning air is a bit chilly--Dad, close the door."
"Why, Grandma, what big horns you have," said Jimmy, staring at her.
Joe froze in his chair.
Dad chuckled as he made his way to the door to close it. "Like father,
like son," he said. "Already he's kidding his Grandma! Hey, here comes
that fellow already, walking back. He got stuck, all right!"
Pearl's chair fell over with a clatter as she rose abruptly to her
feet. She faced the door, her face white.
Joe recognized him the minute he came to the door. It was the man who
had been driving the Mercury the day before. But before he could utter
a word, the man dashed into the kitchen, then ran for the living room
without a backward glance.
"Hey, young feller!" exclaimed Dad. "Where you think you're going?" He
began to follow, but almost immediately the young man reappeared, a
crucifix clutched in his hand, and he faced Pearl's mother, brandishing
it wildly.
Pearl leaped to the stove and picked up the poker. With a set
expression on her face she ran toward the young man. Joe leaped forward
and grabbed her.
"Stop!" he yelled. "Do you want to knock your mother out?"
Pearl froze in his grasp, and complete silence settled over the
kitchen. Except for Jimmy. He was eyeing the young man brandishing
the crucifix. "Daddy was right," he said. "You don't have red horns,
Mister."
He turned to his grandmother. "But Grandma does!" he said triumphantly.
Pearl moaned and slumped to the floor in a faint.
"Yes, son," said the young man, advancing toward the older woman. "He's
got horns, all right! He's the Devil. But I won't have any Devil in my
house!"
He advanced upon Pearl's mother, thrust out the crucifix and said in
loud tones, "Get thee behind me, Satan!"
The old lady smiled, walked around the young man, and stood behind him.
"Anything you wish," she said.
"Now, just a minute," said Dad, his bewilderment complete. "What in
thunderation's going on here? Mother, I don't know what you think
you're doing, but you're much too old to carry on like this with a
strange young man. And don't banter with the Devil's name after all
these years!"
The young man stood horror-stricken, staring at the crucifix in his
hand, and then he uttered a cry of despair and slumped to the floor in
a dead faint.
"Pick her up and put her on the bed!" yelled Joe. "Get her out of here,
and stay out yourself. This is something for Pearl and I to handle...."
* * * * *
"Pick her up," said Dad dazedly. "Son, are you going daffy, too?
You've got her in your arms already. Carry her into the bedroom
yourself--you're younger'n I am."
"No, no," said Joe, pointing to the young man on the floor. "Pick
her...."
"Let her lay there," said Mother to Dad. "It's time we cut out this
silly business. I've got a score to settle, and now that the cat's out
of the bag, and your wife spoiled all my fun by getting stuck in the
sand and ruining my post-hypnotic suggestions, I might as well settle
it and be on my way."
Dad staggered over to a kitchen chair and slumped down into it. "Will
somebody explain what's going on?" he begged. "I'm an old man, but I
didn't think I was going crazy. Or am I?"
Pearl was coming to now, and she struggled to her feet. Joe steadied
her a moment, then he looked at Dad. "No, you're not going crazy, Dad.
We came here last night because we were fleeing from the Devil. He was
chained up in our basement for months, but he escaped, and took the
body of this young man lying on the floor--only it isn't a young man,
now, but your wife. He switched bodies with her this morning when he
stopped in front of the house. The Devil's in your wife's body now. And
he's come to kill Pearl and I out of vengeance for my killing his own
body."
"It's true, Dad," said Pearl. "Can't you see that he's the Devil?"
Her father looked at the body of his wife, standing there eyeing them
all quizzically. Then he nodded. "Yes, I can see it. He's the Devil,
all right. I've met him before. I recognize him now."
"That's right," said the Devil, grinning. "I remember you, too. You
were quite a lad before you married and settled down!"
On the floor now, the body of the young man was stirring, and finally
it sat up. The Devil looked at it.
"This body's messy with virtue," he said. "I think I'll switch back for
a moment. After all, I don't have any argument with you and your wife,
and we did have fun, years ago. The memory of it is rather pleasant."
"To you, perhaps," said Dad, "but not to me, I've put all that behind
me, and if I had it to do over again...."
"I know," said the young man, getting to his feet. "Women are always
reforming men, and ruining them for my purposes. But that's past now,
and I lost that game. Right now I've got a grudge to settle."
Pearl's mother uttered a low moan and rushed over and huddled close to
her husband. He put a protective arm around her shoulder.
* * * * *
The Devil turned to Joe. "What makes you think I intend killing you
both?" he asked. "That's crude, and what would I stand to gain? You're
both going to die some day, anyway, and in your present condition, I
won't have any chance at you afterward. So, does it make sense that I'd
let you slip out of my clutches that way?"
Joe looked at him. "I guess I see your point," he agreed. "But what are
you going to do?"
The Devil grinned. "How would you like to be married to me?" he asked.
"Don't be queer!" snapped Joe.
"I mean to this body I'm wearing now?" asked the Devil.