BO'SEN JAMES AND THE GREAT SEA-SARPINT

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Three bold sailormen all went a-sailin'

Out into the Northern Sea,

And they steered Nor'-West by three quarters West

Till they came to Norwegee.

They was three bold men as ever you'd see,

And these was their Christian names:

There was Long-legged Bill and Curly Dick,

And the third was Bo'sen James;--

And they went to catch the Great Sea-Sarpint,

Which they wished for to stop his games.

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Long-legged Bill was in the main-top a-watchin'

For Sea-Sarpints, starn and grim,

When through the lee-scupper bold Curly Dick peeped,

And he says, says he, "That's him!"

Then quick down the rattlins the long-legged 'un slid--

Which pale as a shrimp was he--

While Dick he rolled forrard into the cuddy,

Where Bo'sen James happened to be,

For James he was what you'd call the ship's cook,

And he was a-makin' the tea.

Then says Curly Dick, says he, "Bless my peepers!"

(Which his words were not quite those)

"Here's the Great Sea-Sarpint a-comin' aboard,

With a wart upon his nose!

Which his head's as big as the jolly-boat,

And his mouth's as wide as the Thames,

And his mane's as long as the best bower cable,

And his eyes like blazin' flames--

And he's comin' aboard right through the lee-scupper!"

"Belay there!" says Bo'sen James.

Howsever, bold Bo'sen he went down to leeward,

While Curly Dick shook with funk;

And Long-legged Bill he hid in the caboose,

A-yellin' "We'll all be sunk!"

You might a'most heard a marlinspike drop

As Bo'sen James he looked out.

Then down through the scupper his head it went,

And there came a tremenjous shout,

"Sea-Sarpint be blowed, ye darned landlubbers!

Who's left this here mop hangin' out?"

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A WORD TO THE Y.'S AT HENLEY.--Try again; you will be Yale-fellow, well

met!

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