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[Illustration: THE RETURN OF THE WANDERER
_Custom House Officer_ (_to sufferer_). "Now, sir, will you kindly pick
out your luggage? It's got to be examined before you land."]
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[Illustration: OUR YACHTING EXPERIENCES
_Old "Salt" at the helm._ "Rattlin' fine breeze, gen'lemen." _Chorus of
Yachtsmen_ (_faintly_). "Y--yes--d'lightful!"]
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