CHAPTER V.

BASE BALL.

"_And the people sat down to eat and drink, and rose up to play._"

Exodus xxxii, 6.

Base ball may be made a very pleasant amusement, wholly unobjectionable

either in regard to health or morals. Many of our readers well remember

how it used to be played by the village school-boys. Two of the best

players volunteered, or were elected by acclamation, to organize the two

"sides." The leaders tossed up a bat, with a mark on one side of it, to

determine the first choice. The winner looked around the circle of boys

and made his selection; then the other leader named a boy for his side,

and so it went on, by alternate selections, till all were enrolled. The

bat was again tossed up, to determine who should be "in" first, and then

the play began. How they knocked the ball, and ran and threw the ball at

each other, and fell down in their eagerness to avoid being hit, and

laughed and shouted, and grew hot, and red, and finally weary! No crowd

of excited spectators were there to applaud special acts of skill, and

thus spoil the sport; no "scorer" noted down in his book the number of

"runs" or of "fly-catches;" no representative of the public press was

there, to prepare an extended and eloquent report, confounding simple

readers with his vocabulary of new terms; no body inquired which side

was victorious, and all were happy.

And in these later days, if a score of young men or older men would

provide a basket of refreshments, and go out into the fields by

themselves and play two or three hours, in the ancient and honorable

way, carelessly, hilariously, not even noticing who makes the most

"runs," they would all feel the better the next day; and the wit and

humor elicited on the occasion would echo in twenty home circles for

weeks to come.

But since it attained the dignity of being our "national game," base

ball has become a ponderous and elaborate affair. Rules as rigid as

those which govern the proceedings of the Congress of the United States

are fixed, by general councils of men learned in the art, and goodly

volumes are published discussing the size, shape, and weight of balls

and bats, and determining the proper distances between the bases.

Associations are formed, who assume a name, devise a uniform, and have

initiation fees and monthly dues. The formation of the club, the

selection of the members, is a very serious business, involving, as it

does, the fortunes of the fame of the association in its future contests

for championships and newspaper honors. Young men are in demand who are

willing to devote their whole time and mental energies to the

acquisition of dexterity in throwing a ball or catching it. Professional

players are found, who are recruited from that idle, shiftless, and yet

ambitious class of mortals who are ready to work with the energy of

giants one day in the week at any useless task, provided they have the

privilege of lounging about the other six days, boasting of their feats

and basking in the admiration of all the little boys in the

neighborhood. These professionals train as carefully as prize-fighters,

and are, in fact, the same style of men drawn mild. In some cases they

hire themselves to the club for a single exhibition game; in others,

they engage for the season. Their pay is ridiculously high, considering

the service rendered. We hear of a club that secured one player for a

thousand dollars for the season. Another player was induced to change

his residence from one city to another, and was set up by his employers

in a store, with a stock costing fifteen hundred dollars, by way of

securing his valuable aid on great occasions.

When the club is organized, there must be daily practice for the

benefit of the novices. This is done often to the neglect of every thing

else, to the sore annoyance of parents and employers, and when a good

degree of skill is supposed to be gained another club, fifty or five

hundred miles away, is invited to meet in friendly contest. The

newspapers announce that the Exotics have challenged the Cupids, name

the time and the place, and express an ardent hope that the weather will

be propitious. The eventful day arrives; "play is called," and the

contest proceeds with all spirit and vigor. They pitch, they bat, they

run, they pant, they grow red in the face, they perspire, they strain

their muscles and rend their garments in superhuman effort. The scorers

set down their marks, the reporters of the public press scratch away at

their notes, the spectators applaud. Intense excitement characterizes

the entire performance. There is no brain power to spare on

pleasantries, no surplus breath to waste in laughter. Awkward episodes

occur. A head is broken by an erring bat, or a finger by a ball, or two

players, running with upturned faces and outstretched hands to catch the

same descending ball, rush together with a fearful thump, and fall

backward in collapse. Perhaps proceedings are still further diversified

by the occurrence of a little fight.

The game in due time ends, and one party or the other is declared

victors by so many "runs," and the winners and the losers adjourn to a

hotel and refresh themselves with a supper, of which wine-bibbing

generally forms a prominent feature. Speeches, too, are made by the

talking members of each club, expressive of the most intense admiration

of each other's prowess, and breathing unutterable friendship. The

reporter, who has been presented with a complimentary ticket for this

very purpose, takes notes of what is said and done, and the next morning

the newspaper lays before an admiring world the important intelligence

that "the pitching of the Cupids was superb, the batting of the Exotics

was magnificent, the fielding of Jones and Smith elicited universal

applause, the supper was all that an epicure could desire, and the wit

and eloquence of Mr. Brown's speech were equaled only by the beauty and

pathos of Mr. Jenkins' reply." While an agitated world is laboring with

this startling announcement, the principal performers stay at home and

rest, or limp wearily out to the apothecary's to make investments in

pain-killers and strengthening plasters.

And this, forsooth, is the great National Game. It has scarce a single

feature of real recreation. The overwrought excitement, the excessive

physical exertion, the absence of mental ease and conversational freedom

condemn it. The publicity of the performance destroys all the good that

might otherwise result from it, and, instead of play, makes it a mere

exhibition, whose aim is not rest but notoriety, and whose effect upon

the performer is not physical renewal but exhaustion. The game itself is

not in fault. In its simple forms, pursued in moderation, with right

associations, as a recreation, and not as an ambitious show, it can be

heartily recommended to young men who need some active outdoor

amusement. It may thus be made a very pleasant and not unprofitable

thing. In its preposterous form, inflated into a "great national game,"

it is very laborious, very expensive in time and money, and not

altogether safe for soul or body. It is then not an amusement, but a

pretentious and useless display, whose highest reward is the shallow

applause of the idle and the vain.

It may be hazardous to one's reputation for sagacity to predict the

downfall of any fashionable thing on the ground that it lacks the basis

of good sense; still, I will say that the modern bubble has been blown

so big, that it seems to me that it must collapse before long. If I

mistake not, there are already signs of decay. Many young men, whose

names are on the roll decline to play, and are active members of the

club only at the supper-table. They pay their share of the expense of

public games, and attend, but find it pleasant and politic to perch

themselves daintily on the fence, to smoke and applaud in the shade,

while their hired substitutes do the hard work in the hot sun. In due

time the novelty of the whole thing will be gone, and then comes the

end.

But if its having become an overgrown piece of folly were the only

charge which may be made against it, base ball, even as cultivated by

the clubs, might survive for a time. The expense is not in its favor. We

know of a club where the regular annual dues are twelve dollars for each

member. Besides this there is an initiation fee to be paid by beginners,

and I presume extra expenses for extra occasions. The club has a hundred

and fifty members, and the aggregate of regular dues can not be less

than two thousand dollars a year. No doubt there are clubs whose annual

expenditure amounts to three times the sum named. This certainly is a

liberal price to pay for all the good gained.

There is, however, a much worse objection to base ball than the waste

of money. The vices which cluster about the race-course begin to haunt

the ball-ground. Thievish men find that bets can be made, and money lost

and won, at a ball match as well as at a horse-race, and the same frauds

and stratagems are employed. Sometimes money to the amount of fifty or

even a hundred thousand dollars is staked on the result of a single

match. Men do not need to bet large sums many times before they are

ready for any trick, however infamous, which will enable them to win. We

have seen, in a former chapter, how a horse-race is sometimes secretly

sold beforehand, the parties to the fraud betting accordingly, and

winning every thing. The same thing is not unknown, I am told, among the

ball clubs. A match is in contemplation. A club of "champions" challenge

another champion club, and all possible appliances and devices are

employed to attract attention, draw a crowd, and create an excitement.

While the rivals are apparently burning with intense desire for victory,

and determined to contend for it with heroic energy, a few members of

the clubs, without the consent or knowledge of the rest, agree so to

manage that the victory shall go in a certain direction, and for a share

of the spoils thus surrender the one side to premeditated defeat, and

crown the other with false laurels. I have heard of one case, where a

match game was played and many bets were pending, and interested parties

secured a given result by paying the moderate sum of three hundred

dollars.

In fact, so many vices are beginning to gather about the "great national

game," as some foolishly term it, that every one connected with it seems

to be regarded with a degree of suspicion. Merchants and others, who

employ numbers of young men, are doubtful about members of ball clubs,

and reject candidates who are connected with them. This looks a little

hard, but we must remember that business men want reliable, trustworthy

clerks, salesmen, and book-keepers. When we are trying to learn the

character of a stranger every hint is of value, and a thing about which

so many things cluster can not be a recommendation.

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