CHAPTER I

Produced by David Widger

THE PROJECT GUTENBERT COURT MEMOIRS

By Various

CONTENTS:

Memoirs of Marguerite de Valois [see also #3841]

Memoirs of Cardinal de Retz [see also #3846]

Memoirs of Madame de Montespan [see also #3854]

Memoirs Louis XIV, by Duch d'Orleans [see also #3859]

Memoirs of Louis XIV, by Saint-Simon [see also #3875]

Memoirs Louis XV./XVI, by Hausset [see also #3883]

Memoirs Marie Antoinette, by Campan [see also #3891]

Memoirs of Court of St. Cloud [see also #3899]

Memoirs of Count Grammont [see also #5416]

MARGUERITE DE NAVARRE

MEMOIRS OF MARGUERITE DE VALOIS QUEEN OF NAVARRE

Written by Herself

Being Historic Memoirs of the Courts of France and Navarre

LIST OF ILLUSTRATIONS

Marguerite de Valois--Etching by Mercier

Bussi d' Amboise--Painting in the Versailles Gallery

Duc de Guise--Painting in the Versailles Gallery

Catherine de' Medici--Original Etching by Mercier

Henri VI. and La Fosseuse--Painting by A. P. E. Morton

A Scene at Henri's Court--Original Photogravure

PUBLISHER'S NOTE.

The first volume of the Court Memoir Series will, it is confidently

anticipated, prove to be of great interest. These Letters first appeared

in French, in 1628, just thirteen years after the death of their witty

and beautiful authoress, who, whether as the wife for many years of the

great Henri of France, or on account of her own charms and

accomplishments, has always been the subject of romantic interest.

The letters contain many particulars of her life, together with many

anecdotes hitherto unknown or forgotten, told with a saucy vivacity which

is charming, and an air vividly recalling the sprightly, arch demeanour,

and black, sparkling eyes of the fair Queen of Navarre. She died in

1615, aged sixty-three.

These letters contain the secret history of the Court of France during

the seventeen eventful years 1565-82.

The events of the seventeen years referred to are of surpassing interest,

including, as they do, the Massacre of St. Bartholomew, the formation of

the League, the Peace of Sens, and an account of the religious struggles

which agitated that period. They, besides, afford an instructive insight

into royal life at the close of the sixteenth century, the modes of

travelling then in vogue, the manners and customs of the time, and a

picturesque account of the city of Liege and its sovereign bishop.

As has been already stated, these Memoirs first appeared in French in

1628. They were, thirty years later, printed in London in English, and

were again there translated and published in 1813.

TRANSLATOR'S PREFACE.

The Memoirs, of which a new translation is now presented to the public,

are the undoubted composition of the celebrated princess whose name they

bear, the contemporary of our Queen Elizabeth; of equal abilities with

her, but of far unequal fortunes. Both Elizabeth and Marguerite had been

bred in the school of adversity; both profited by it, but Elizabeth had

the fullest opportunity of displaying her acquirements in it. Queen

Elizabeth met with trials and difficulties in the early part of her life,

and closed a long and successful reign in the happy possession of the

good-will and love of her subjects. Queen Marguerite, during her whole

life, experienced little else besides mortification and disappointment;

she was suspected and hated by both Protestants and Catholics, with the

latter of whom, though, she invariably joined in communion, yet was she

not in the least inclined to persecute or injure the former. Elizabeth

amused herself with a number of suitors, but never submitted to the yoke

of matrimony. Marguerite, in compliance with the injunctions of the

Queen her mother, and King Charles her brother, married Henri, King of

Navarre, afterwards Henri IV. of France, for whom she had no inclination;

and this union being followed by a mutual indifference and dislike, she

readily consented to dissolve it; soon after which event she saw a

princess, more fruitful but less prudent, share the throne of her

ancestors, of whom she was the only representative. Elizabeth was

polluted with the blood of her cousin, the Queen of Scots, widow of

Marguerite's eldest brother. Marguerite saved many Huguenots from the

massacre of St. Bartholomew's Day, and, according to Brantome, the life

of the King, her husband, whose name was on the list of the proscribed.

To close this parallel, Elizabeth began early to govern a kingdom, which

she ruled through the course of her long life with severity, yet

gloriously, and with success. Marguerite, after the death of the Queen

her mother and her brothers, though sole heiress of the House of Valois,

was, by the Salic law, excluded from all pretensions to the Crown of

France; and though for the greater part of her life shut up in a castle,

surrounded by rocks and mountains, she has not escaped the shafts of

obloquy.

The Translator has added some notes, which give an account of such places

as are mentioned in the Memoirs, taken from the itineraries of the time,

but principally from the "Geographie Universelle" of Vosgien; in which

regard is had to the new division of France into departments, as well as

to the ancient one of principalities, archbishoprics, bishoprics,

generalities, chatellenies, balliages, duchies, seigniories, etc.

In the composition of her Memoirs, Marguerite has evidently adopted the

epistolary form, though the work came out of the French editor's hand

divided into three (as they are styled) books; these three books, or

letters, the Translator has taken the liberty of subdividing into

twenty-one, and, at the head of each of them, he has placed a short table

of the contents. This is the only liberty he has taken with the original

Memoirs, the translation itself being as near as the present improved

state of our language could be brought to approach the unpolished

strength and masculine vigour of the French of the age of Henri IV.

This translation is styled a new one, because, after the Translator had

made some progress in it, he found these Memoirs had already been made

English, and printed, in London, in the year 1656, thirty years after the

first edition of the French original. This translation has the following

title: "The grand Cabinet Counsels unlocked; or, the most faithful

Transaction of Court Affairs, and Growth and Continuance of the Civil

Wars in France, during the Reigns of Charles the last, Henry III., and

Henry IV., commonly called the Great. Most excellently written, in the

French Tongue, by Margaret de Valois, Sister to the two first Kings, and

Wife of the last. Faithfully translated by Robert Codrington, Master of

Arts;" and again as "Memorials of Court Affairs," etc., London, 1658.

The Memoirs of Queen Marguerite contained the secret history of the Court

of France during the space of seventeen years, from 1565 to 1582, and

they end seven years before Henri III., her brother, fell by the hands of

Clement, the monk; consequently, they take in no part of the reign of

Henri IV. (as Mr. Codrington has asserted in his title-page), though

they relate many particulars of the early part of his life.

Marguerite's Memoirs include likewise the history nearly of the first

half of her own life, or until she had reached the twenty-ninth year of

her age; and as she died in 1616, at the age of sixty-three years, there

remain thirty-four years of her life, of which little is known. In 1598,

when she was forty-five years old, her marriage with Henri was dissolved

by mutual consent,--she declaring that she had no other wish than to give

him content, and preserve the peace of the kingdom; making it her

request, according to Brantome, that the King would favour her with his

protection, which, as her letter expresses, she hoped to enjoy during the

rest of her life. Sully says she stipulated only for an establishment

and the payment of her debts, which were granted. After Henri, in 1610,

had fallen a victim to the furious fanaticism of the monk Ravaillac, she

lived to see the kingdom brought into the greatest confusion by the bad

government of the Queen Regent, Marie de Medici, who suffered herself to

be directed by an Italian woman she had brought over with her, named

Leonora Galligai. This woman marrying a Florentine, called Concini,

afterwards made a marshal of France, they jointly ruled the kingdom, and

became so unpopular that the marshal was assassinated, and the wife, who

had been qualified with the title of Marquise d'Ancre, burnt for a witch.

This happened about the time of Marguerite's decease.

It has just before been mentioned how little has been handed down to

these times respecting Queen Marguerite's history. The latter part of

her life, there is reason to believe, was wholly passed at a considerable

distance from Court, in her retirement (so it is called, though it

appears to have been rather her prison) at the castle of Usson. This

castle, rendered famous by her long residence in it, has been demolished

since the year 1634. It was built on a mountain, near a little town of

the same name, in that part of France called Auvergne, which now

constitutes part of the present Departments of the Upper Loire and

Puy-de-Dome, from a river and mountain so named. These Memoirs appear to

have been composed in this retreat. Marguerite amused herself likewise,

in this solitude, in composing verses, and there are specimens still

remaining of her poetry. These compositions she often set to music, and

sang them herself, accompanying her voice with the lute, on which she

played to perfection. Great part of her time was spent in the perusal of

the Bible and books of piety, together with the works of the best authors

she could procure. Brantome assures us that Marguerite spoke the Latin

tongue with purity and elegance; and it appears, from her Memoirs, that

she had read Plutarch with attention.

Marguerite has been said to have given in to the gallantries to which the

Court of France was, during her time, but too much addicted; but, though

the Translator is obliged to notice it, he is far from being inclined to

give any credit to a romance entitled, "Le Divorce Satyrique; ou, les

Amours de la Reyne Marguerite de Valois," which is written in the person

of her husband, and bears on the title-page these initials: D. R. H. Q.

M.; that is to say, "du Roi Henri Quatre, Mari." This work professes to

give a relation of Marguerite's conduct during her residence at the

castle of Usson; but it contains so many gross absurdities and

indecencies that it is undeserving of attention, and appears to have been

written by some bitter enemy, who has assumed the character of her

husband to traduce her memory.

["Le Divorce Satyrique" is said to have been written by Louise Marguerite

de Lorraine, Princesse de Conti, who is likewise the reputed author of

"The Amours of Henri IV.," disguised under the name of Alcander. She was

the daughter of the Due de Guise, assassinated at Blois in 1588, and was

born the year her father died. She married Francois, Prince de Conti,

and was considered one of the most ingenious and accomplished persons

belonging to the French Court in the age of Louis XIII. She was left a

widow in 1614, and died in 1631.]

M. Pierre de Bourdeille, Seigneur de Brantome, better known by the name

of Brantome, wrote the Memoirs of his own times. He was brought up in

the Court of France, and lived in it during the reigns of Marguerite's

father and brothers, dying at the advanced age of eighty or eighty-four

years, but in what year is not certainly known. He has given anecdotes--

[The author of the "Tablettes de France," and "Anecdotes des Rois de

France," thinks that Marguerite alludes to Brantome's "Anecdotes" in the

beginning of her first letter, where she says: "I should commend your

work much more were I myself not so much praised in it." (According to

the original: "Je louerois davantage votre oeuvre, si elle ne me louoit

tant.") If so, these letters were addressed to Brantome, and not to the

Baron de la Chataigneraie, as mentioned in the Preface to the French

edition. In Letter I. mention is made of Madame de Dampierre, whom

Marguerite styles the aunt of the person the letter is addressed to. She

was dame d'honneur, or lady of the bedchamber, to the Queen of Henri

III., and Brantome, speaking of her, calls her his aunt. Indeed, it is

not a matter of any consequence to whom these Memoirs were addressed; it

is, however, remarkable that Louis XIV. used the same words to Boileau,

after hearing him read his celebrated epistle upon the famous Passage of

the Rhine; and yet Louis was no reader, and is not supposed to have

adopted them from these Memoirs. The thought is, in reality, fine, but

might easily suggest itself to any other. "Cela est beau," said the

monarch, "et je vous louerois davantage, si vous m'aviez moins loue."

(The poetry is excellent, and I should praise you more had you praised me

less.)]

of the life of Marguerite, written during her before-mentioned retreat,

when she was, as he says ("fille unique maintenant restee, de la noble

maison de France"), the only survivor of her illustrious house. Brantome

praises her excellent beauty in a long string of laboured hyperboles.

Ronsard, the Court poet, has done the same in a poem of considerable

length, wherein he has exhausted all his wit and fancy. From what they

have said, we may collect that Marguerite was graceful in her person and

figure, and remarkably happy in her choice of dress and ornaments to set

herself off to the most advantage; that her height was above the middle

size, her shape easy, with that due proportion of plumpness which gives

an appearance of majesty and comeliness. Her eyes were full, black, and

sparkling; she had bright, chestnut-coloured hair, and a complexion fresh

and blooming. Her skin was delicately white, and her neck admirably well

formed; and this so generally admired beauty, the fashion of dress, in

her time, admitted of being fully displayed.

Such was Queen Marguerite as she is portrayed, with the greatest

luxuriance of colouring, by these authors. To her personal charms were

added readiness of wit, ease and gracefulness of speech, and great

affability and courtesy of manners. This description of Queen Marguerite

cannot be dismissed without observing, if only for the sake of keeping

the fashion of the present times with her sex in countenance, that,

though she had hair, as has been already described, becoming her, and

sufficiently ornamental in itself, yet she occasionally called in the aid

of wigs. Brantome's words are: "l'artifice de perruques bien gentiment

faconnees."

[Ladies in the days of Ovid wore periwigs. That poet says to Corinna:

"Nunc tibi captivos mittet Germania crines;

Culta triumphatae munere gentis eris."

(Wigs shall from captive Germany be sent;

'Tis with such spoils your head you ornament.)

These, we may conclude, were flaxen, that being the prevailing coloured

hair of the Germans at this day. The Translator has met with a further

account of Marguerite's head-dress, which describes her as wearing a

velvet bonnet ornamented with pearls and diamonds, and surmounted with a

plume of feathers.]

I shall conclude this Preface with a letter from Marguerite to Brantome;

the first, he says, he received from her during her adversity ('son

adversite' are his words),--being, as he expresses it, so ambitious

('presomptueux') as to have sent to inquire concerning her health, as she

was the daughter and sister of the Kings, his masters. ("D'avoir envoye

scavoir de ses nouvelles, mais quoy elle estoit fille et soeur de mes

roys.")

The letter here follows: "From the attention and regard you have shown me

(which to me appears less strange than it is agreeable), I find you still

preserve that attachment you have ever had to my family, in a

recollection of these poor remains which have escaped its wreck. Such as

I am, you will find me always ready to do you service, since I am so

happy as to discover that my fortune has not been able to blot out my

name from the memory of my oldest friends, of which number you are one. I

have heard that, like me, you have chosen a life of retirement, which I

esteem those happy who can enjoy, as God, out of His great mercy, has

enabled me to do for these last five years; having placed me, during

these times of trouble, in an ark of safety, out of the reach, God be

thanked, of storms. If, in my present situation, I am able to serve my

friends, and you more especially, I shall be found entirely disposed to

it, and with the greatest good-will."

There is such an air of dignified majesty in the foregoing letter, and,

at the same time, such a spirit of genuine piety and resignation, that it

cannot but give an exalted idea of Marguerite's character, who appears

superior to ill-fortune and great even in her distress. If, as I doubt

not, the reader thinks the same, I shall not need to make an apology for

concluding this Preface with it.

The following Latin verses, or call them, if you please, epigram, are of

the composition of Barclay, or Barclaius, author of "Argenis," etc.

ON MARGUERITE DE VALOIS,

QUEEN OF NAVARRE.

Dear native land! and you, proud castles! say

(Where grandsire,[1] father,[2] and three brothers[3] lay,

Who each, in turn, the crown imperial wore),

Me will you own, your daughter whom you bore?

Me, once your greatest boast and chiefest pride,

By Bourbon and Lorraine,[4] when sought a bride;

Now widowed wife,[5] a queen without a throne,

Midst rocks and mountains [6] wander I alone.

Nor yet hath Fortune vented all her spite,

But sets one up,[7] who now enjoys my right,

Points to the boy,[8] who henceforth claims the throne

And crown, a son of mine should call his own.

But ah, alas! for me 'tis now too late [9]

To strive 'gainst Fortune and contend with Fate;

Of those I slighted, can I beg relief [10]

No; let me die the victim of my grief.

And can I then be justly said to live?

Dead in estate, do I then yet survive?

Last of the name, I carry to the grave

All the remains the House of Valois have.

1. Francois I.

2. Henri II.

3. Francois II., Charles IX., and Henri III.

4. Henri, King of Navarre, and Henri, Duc de Guise.

5. Alluding to her divorce from Henri IV..

6. The castle of Usson

7. Marie de' Medici, whom Henri married after his divorce from

Marguerite.

8. Louis XIII., the son of Henri and his queen, Marie de' Medici.

9. Alluding to the differences betwixt Marguerite and Henri, her

husband.

10. This is said with allusion to the supposition that she was rather

inclined to favour the suit of the Due de Guise and reject Henri for a

husband.

CONTENTS

LETTER I.

Introduction.--Anecdotes of Marguerite's Infancy.--Endeavours Used to

Convert Her to the New Religion.--She Is Confirmed in Catholicism.--The

Court on a Progress.--A Grand Festivity Suddenly Interrupted.--The

Confusion in Consequence.

LETTER II.

Message from the Duc d'Anjou, Afterwards Henri III., to King Charles His

Brother and the Queen-mother.--Her Fondness for Her Children.--Their

Interview.--Anjou's Eloquent Harangue.--The Queen-mother's Character.

Discourse of the Duc d'Anjou with Marguerite.--She Discovers Her Own

Importance.--Engages to Serve Her Brother Anjou.--Is in High Favour with

the Queenmother.

LETTER III.

Le Guast.--His Character.--Anjou Affects to Be Jealous of the

Guises.--Dissuades the Queen-mother from Reposing Confidence in

Marguerite.--She Loses the Favour of the Queen-mother and Falls

Sick.--Anjou's Hypocrisy.--He Introduces De Guise into Marguerite's Sick

Chamber.--Marguerite Demanded in Marriage by the King of Portugal.--Made

Uneasy on That Account.--Contrives to Relieve Herself.--The Match with

Portugal Broken off.

LETTER IV.

Death of the Queen of Navarre--Marguerite's Marriage with Her Son, the

King of Navarre, Afterwards Henri IV. of France.--The Preparations for

That Solemnisation Described.--The Circumstances Which Led to the

Massacre of the Huguenots on St. Bartholomew's Day.

LETTER V.

The Massacre of St. Bartholomew's Day.

LETTER VI.

Henri, Duc d'Anjou, Elected King of Poland, Leaves France.--Huguenot

Plots to Withdraw the Duc d'Alencon and the King of Navarre from

Court.--Discovered and Defeated by Marguerite's Vigilance.--She Draws Up

an Eloquent Defence, Which Her Husband Delivers before a Committee from

the Court of Parliament.--Alencon and Her Husband, under a Close Arrest,

Regain Their Liberty by the Death of Charles IX.

LETTER VII.

Accession of Henri III.--A Journey to Lyons.--Marguerite's Faith in

Supernatural Intelligence.

LETTER VIII.

What Happened at Lyons.

LETTER IX.

Fresh Intrigues.--Marriage of Henri III.--Bussi Arrives at Court and

Narrowly Escapes Assassination.

LETTER X.

Bussi Is Sent from Court.--Marguerite's Husband Attacked with a Fit of

Epilepsy.--Her Great Care of Him.--Torigni Dismissed from Marguerite's

Service.--The King of Navarre and the Duc d'Alencon Secretly Leave the

Court.

LETTER XI.

Queen Marguerite under Arrest.--Attempt on Torigni's Life.--Her Fortunate

Deliverance.

LETTER XII.

The Peace of Sens betwixt Henri III. and the Huguenots.

LETTER XIII.

The League.--War Declared against the Huguenots.--Queen Marguerite Sets

out for Spa.

LETTER XIV.

Description of Queen Marguerite's Equipage.--Her Journey to Liege

Described.--She Enters with Success upon Her Mission.--Striking Instance

of Maternal Duty and Affection in a Great Lady.--Disasters near the Close

of the Journey.

LETTER XV.

The City of Liege Described.--Affecting Story of Mademoiselle de

Tournon.--Fatal Effects of Suppressed Anguish of Mind.

LETTER XVI.

Queen Marguerite, on Her Return from Liege, Is in Danger of Being Made a

Prisoner.--She Arrives, after Some Narrow Escapes, at La Fere.

LETTER XVII.

Good Effects of Queen Marguerite's Negotiations in Flanders.--She Obtains

Leave to Go to the King of Navarre Her Husband, but Her Journey Is

Delayed.--Court Intrigues and Plots.--The Duc d'Alencon Again Put under

Arrest.

LETTER XVIII.

The Brothers Reconciled.--Alencon Restored to His Liberty.

LETTER XIX.

The Duc d'Alencon Makes His Escape from Court.--Queen Marguerite's

Fidelity Put to a Severe Trial.

LETTER XX.

Queen Marguerite Permitted to Go to the King Her Husband.--Is Accompanied

by the Queenmother.--Marguerite Insulted by Her Husband's Secretary.--She

Harbours Jealousy.--Her Attention to the King Her Husband during an

Indisposition.--Their Reconciliation.--The War Breaks Out

Afresh.--Affront Received from Marechal de Biron.

LETTER XXI.

Situation of Affairs in Flanders.--Peace Brought About by Duc d'Alencon's

Negotiation.--Marechal de Biron Apologises for Firing on Nerac.--Henri

Desperately in Love with Fosseuse.--Queen Marguerite Discovers Fosseuse

to Be Pregnant, Which She Denies.--Fosseuse in Labour. Marguerite's

Generous Behaviour to Her.--Marguerite's Return to Paris.

HISTORY OF THE HOUSE OF VALOIS. [Author unknown]

MARGUERITE DE VALOIS.

BOOK 1.

LETTER I.

Introduction.--Anecdotes of Marguerite's Infancy.--Endeavours Used to

Convert Her to the New Religion.--She Is Confirmed in Catholicism.--The

Court on a Progress.--A Grand Festivity Suddenly Interrupted.--The

Confusion in Consequence.

I should commend your work much more were I myself less praised in it;

but I am unwilling to do so, lest my praises should seem rather the

effect of self-love than to be founded on reason and justice. I am

fearful that, like Themistocles, I should appear to admire their

eloquence the most who are most forward to praise me. It is the usual

frailty of our sex to be fond of flattery. I blame this in other women,

and should wish not to be chargeable with it myself. Yet I confess that

I take a pride in being painted by the hand of so able a master, however

flattering the likeness may be. If I ever were possessed of the graces

you have assigned to me, trouble and vexation render them no longer

visible, and have even effaced them from my own recollection. So that I

view myself in your Memoirs, and say, with old Madame de Rendan, who, not

having consulted her glass since her husband's death, on seeing her own

face in the mirror of another lady, exclaimed, "Who is this?" Whatever

my friends tell me when they see me now, I am inclined to think proceeds

from the partiality of their affection. I am sure that you yourself,

when you consider more impartially what you have said, will be induced to

believe, according to these lines of Du Bellay:

"C'est chercher Rome en Rome, Et rien de Rome en Rome ne trouver."

('Tis to seek Rome, in Rome to go, And Rome herself at Rome not know.)

But as we read with pleasure the history of the Siege of Troy, the

magnificence of Athens, and other splendid cities, which once flourished,

but are now so entirely destroyed that scarcely the spot whereon they

stood can be traced, so you please yourself with describing these

excellences of beauty which are no more, and which will be discoverable

only in your writings.

If you had taken upon you to contrast Nature and Fortune, you could not

have chosen a happier theme upon which to descant, for both have made a

trial of their strength on the subject of your Memoirs. What Nature did,

you had the evidence of your own eyes to vouch for, but what was done by

Fortune, you know only from hearsay; and hearsay, I need not tell you, is

liable to be influenced by ignorance or malice, and, therefore, is not to

be depended on. You will for that reason, I make no doubt, be pleased to

receive these Memoirs from the hand which is most interested in the truth

of them.

I have been induced to undertake writing my Memoirs the more from five or

six observations which I have had occasion to make upon your work, as you

appear to have been misinformed respecting certain particulars. For

example, in that part where mention is made of Pau, and of my journey in

France; likewise where you speak of the late Marechal de Biron, of Agen,

and of the sally of the Marquis de Camillac from that place.

These Memoirs might merit the honourable name of history from the truths

contained in them, as I shall prefer truth to embellishment. In fact, to

embellish my story I have neither leisure nor ability; I shall,

therefore, do no more than give a simple narration of events. They are

the labours of my evenings, and will come to you an unformed mass, to

receive its shape from your hands, or as a chaos on which you have

already thrown light. Mine is a history most assuredly worthy to come

from a man of honour, one who is a true Frenchman, born of illustrious

parents, brought up in the Court of the Kings my father and brothers,

allied in blood and friendship to the most virtuous and accomplished

women of our times, of which society I have had the good fortune to be

the bond of union.

I shall begin these Memoirs in the reign of Charles IX., and set out with

the first remarkable event of my life which fell within my remembrance.

Herein I follow the example of geographical writers, who, having

described the places within their knowledge, tell you that all beyond

them are sandy deserts, countries without inhabitants, or seas never

navigated. Thus I might say that all prior to the commencement of these

Memoirs was the barrenness of my infancy, when we can only be said to

vegetate like plants, or live, like brutes, according to instinct, and

not as human creatures, guided by reason. To those who had the direction

of my earliest years I leave the task of relating the transactions of my

infancy, if they find them as worthy of being recorded as the infantine

exploits of Themistocles and Alexander,--the one exposing himself to be

trampled on by the horses of a charioteer, who would not stop them when

requested to do so, and the other refusing to run a race unless kings

were to enter the contest against him. Amongst such memorable things

might be related the answer I made the King my father, a short time

before the fatal accident which deprived France of peace, and our family

of its chief glory. I was then about four or five years of age, when the

King, placing me on his knee, entered familiarly into chat with me. There

were, in the same room, playing and diverting themselves, the Prince de

Joinville, since the great and unfortunate Duc de Guise, and the Marquis

de Beaupreau, son of the Prince de la Roche-sur-Yon, who died in his

fourteenth year, and by whose death his country lost a youth of most

promising talents. Amongst other discourse, the King asked which of the

two Princes that were before me I liked best. I replied, "The Marquis."

The King said, "Why so? He is not the handsomest." The Prince de

Joinville was fair, with light-coloured hair, and the Marquis de

Beaupreau brown, with dark hair. I answered, "Because he is the best

behaved; whilst the Prince is always making mischief, and will be master

over everybody."

This was a presage of what we have seen happen since, when the whole

Court was infected with heresy, about the time of the Conference of

Poissy. It was with great difficulty that I resisted and preserved

myself from a change of religion at that time. Many ladies and lords

belonging to Court strove to convert me to Huguenotism. The Duc d'Anjou,

since King Henri III. of France, then in his infancy, had been prevailed

on to change his religion, and he often snatched my "Hours" out of my

hand, and flung them into the fire, giving me Psalm Books and books of

Huguenot prayers, insisting on my using them. I took the first

opportunity to give them up to my governess, Madame de Curton, whom God,

out of his mercy to me, caused to continue steadfast in the Catholic

religion. She frequently took me to that pious, good man, the Cardinal

de Tournon, who gave me good advice, and strengthened me in a

perseverance in my religion, furnishing me with books and chaplets of

beads in the room of those my brother Anjou took from me and burnt.

Many of my brother's most intimate friends had resolved on my ruin, and

rated me severely upon my refusal to change, saying it proceeded from a

childish obstinacy; that if I had the least understanding, and would

listen, like other discreet persons, to the sermons that were preached, I

should abjure my uncharitable bigotry; but I was, said they, as foolish

as my governess. My brother Anjou added threats, and said the Queen my

mother would give orders that I should be whipped. But this he said of

his own head, for the Queen my mother did not, at that time, know of the

errors he had embraced. As soon as it came to her knowledge, she took

him to task, and severely reprimanded his governors, insisting upon their

correcting him, and instructing him in the holy and ancient religion of

his forefathers, from which she herself never swerved. When he used

those menaces, as I have before related, I was a child seven or eight

years old, and at that tender age would reply to him, "Well, get me

whipped if you can; I will suffer whipping, and even death, rather than

be damned."

I could furnish you with many other replies of the like kind, which gave

proof of the early ripeness of my judgment and my courage; but I shall

not trouble myself with such researches, choosing rather to begin these

Memoirs at the time when I resided constantly with the Queen my mother.

Immediately after the Conference of Poissy, the civil wars commenced, and

my brother Alencon and myself, on account of our youth, were sent to

Amboise, whither all the ladies of the country repaired to us.

With them came your aunt, Madame de Dampierre, who entered into a firm

friendship with me, which was never interrupted until her death broke it

off. There was likewise your cousin, the Duchesse de Rais, who had the

good fortune to hear there of the death of her brute of a husband, killed

at the battle of Dreux. The husband I mean was the first she had, named

M. d'Annebaut, who was unworthy to have for a wife so accomplished and

charming a woman as your cousin. She and I were not then so intimate

friends as we have become since, and shall ever remain. The reason was

that, though older than I, she was yet young, and young girls seldom take

much notice of children, whereas your aunt was of an age when women

admire their innocence and engaging simplicity.

I remained at Amboise until the Queen my mother was ready to set out on

her grand progress, at which time she sent for me to come to her Court,

which I did not quit afterwards.

Of this progress I will not undertake to give you a description, being

still so young that, though the whole is within my recollection, yet the

particular passages of it appear to me but as a dream, and are now lost.

I leave this task to others, of riper years, as you were yourself. You

can well remember the magnificence that was displayed everywhere,

particularly at the baptism of my nephew, the Duc de Lorraine, at

Bar-le-Duc; at the meeting of M. and Madame de Savoy, in the city of

Lyons; the interview at Bayonne betwixt my sister, the Queen of Spain,

the Queen my mother, and King Charles my brother. In your account of

this interview you would not forget to make mention of the noble

entertainment given by the Queen my mother, on an island, with the grand

dances, and the form of the salon, which seemed appropriated by nature

for such a purpose, it being a large meadow in the middle of the island,

in the shape of an oval, surrounded on every aide by tall spreading

trees. In this meadow the Queen my mother had disposed a circle of

niches, each of them large enough to contain a table of twelve covers.

At one end a platform was raised, ascended by four steps formed of turf.

Here their Majesties were seated at a table under a lofty canopy. The

tables were all served by troops of shepherdesses dressed in cloth of

gold and satin, after the fashion of the different provinces of France.

These shepherdesses, during the passage of the superb boats from Bayonne

to the island, were placed in separate bands, in a meadow on each side of

the causeway, raised with turf; and whilst their Majesties and the

company were passing through the great salon, they danced. On their

passage by water, the barges were followed by other boats, having on

board vocal and instrumental musicians, habited like Nereids, singing and

playing the whole time. After landing, the shepherdesses I have

mentioned before received the company in separate troops, with songs and

dances, after the fashion and accompanied by the music of the provinces

they represented,--the Poitevins playing on bagpipes; the Provencales on

the viol and cymbal; the Burgundians and Champagners on the hautboy, bass

viol, and tambourine; in like manner the Bretons and other

provincialists. After the collation was served and the feast at an end,

a large troop of musicians, habited like satyrs, was seen to come out of

the opening of a rock, well lighted up, whilst nymphs were descending

from the top in rich habits, who, as they came down, formed into a grand

dance, when, lo! fortune no longer favouring this brilliant festival, a

sudden storm of rain came on, and all were glad to get off in the boats

and make for town as fast as they could. The confusion in consequence of

this precipitate retreat afforded as much matter to laugh at the next day

as the splendour of the entertainment had excited admiration. In short,

the festivity of this day was not, forgotten, on one account or the

other, amidst the variety of the like nature which succeeded it in the

course of this progress.

LETTER II.

Message from the Duc d'Anjou, Afterwards Henri III., to King Charles His

Brother and the Queen-mother.--Her Fondness for Her Children.--Their

Interview.--Anjou's Eloquent Harangue.--The Queen-mother's Character.

Discourse of the Duc d'Anjou with Marguerite.--She Discovers Her Own

Importance.--Engages to Serve Her Brother Anjou.--Is in High Favour with

the Queenmother.

At the time my magnanimous brother Charles reigned over France, and some

few years after our return from the grand progress mentioned in my last

letter, the Huguenots having renewed the war, a gentleman, despatched

from my brother Anjou (afterwards Henri III. of France), came to Paris to

inform the King and the Queen my mother that the Huguenot army was

reduced to such an extremity that he hoped in a few days to force them to

give him battle. He added his earnest wish for the honour of seeing them

at Tours before that happened, so that, in case Fortune, envying him the

glory he had already achieved at so early an age, should, on the so much

looked-for day, after the good service he had done his religion and his

King, crown the victory with his death, he might not have cause to regret

leaving this world without the satisfaction of receiving their

approbation of his conduct from their own mouths, a satisfaction which

would be more valuable, in his opinion, than the trophies he had gained

by his two former victories.

I leave to your own imagination to suggest to you the impression which

such a message from a dearly beloved son made on the mind of a mother who

doted on all her children, and was always ready to sacrifice her own

repose, nay, even her life, for their happiness.

She resolved immediately to set off and take the King with her. She had,

besides myself, her usual small company of female attendants, together

with Mesdames de Rais and de Sauves. She flew on the wings of maternal

affection, and reached Tours in three days and a half. A journey from

Paris, made with such precipitation, was not unattended with accidents

and some inconveniences, of a nature to occasion much mirth and laughter.

The poor Cardinal de Bourbon, who never quitted her, and whose temper of

mind, strength of body, and habits of life were ill suited to encounter

privations and hardships, suffered greatly from this rapid journey.

We found my brother Anjou at Plessis-les-Tours, with the principal

officers of his army, who were the flower of the princes and nobles of

France. In their presence he delivered a harangue to the King, giving a

detail of his conduct in the execution of his charge, beginning from the

time he left the Court. His discourse was framed with so much eloquence,

and spoken so gracefully, that it was admired by all present. It

appeared matter of astonishment that a youth of sixteen should reason

with all the gravity and powers of an orator of ripe years. The

comeliness of his person, which at all times pleads powerfully in favour

of a speaker, was in him set off by the laurels obtained in two

victories. In short, it was difficult to say which most contributed to

make him the admiration of all his hearers.

It is equally as impossible for me to describe in words the feelings of

my mother on this occasion, who loved him above all her children, as it

was for the painter to represent on canvas the grief of Iphigenia's

father. Such an overflow of joy would have been discoverable in the

looks and actions of any other woman, but she had her passions so much

under the control of prudence and discretion that there was nothing to be

perceived in her countenance, or gathered from her words, of what she

felt inwardly in her mind. She was, indeed, a perfect mistress of

herself, and regulated her discourse and her actions by the rules of

wisdom and sound policy, showing that a person of discretion does upon

all occasions only what is proper to be done. She did not amuse herself

on this occasion with listening to the praises which issued from every

mouth, and sanction them with her own approbation; but, selecting the

chief points in the speech relative to the future conduct of the war, she

laid them before the Princes and great lords, to be deliberated upon, in

order to settle a plan of operations.

To arrange such a plan a delay of some days was requisite. During this

interval, the Queen my mother walking in the park with some of the

Princes, my brother Anjou begged me to take a turn or two with him in a

retired walk. He then addressed me in the following words: "Dear sister,

the nearness of blood, as well as our having been brought up together,

naturally, as they ought, attach us to each other. You must already have

discovered the partiality I have had for you above my brothers, and I

think that I have perceived the same in you for me. We have been

hitherto led to this by nature, without deriving any other advantage from

it than the sole pleasure of conversing together. So far might be well

enough for our childhood, but now we are no longer children. You know

the high situation in which, by the favour of God and our good mother the

Queen, I am here placed. You may be assured that, as you are the person

in the world whom I love and esteem the most, you will always be a

partaker of my advancement. I know you are not wanting in wit and

discretion, and I am sensible you have it in your power to do me service

with the Queen our mother, and preserve me in my present employments. It

is a great point obtained for me, always to stand well in her favour. I

am fearful that my absence may be prejudicial to that purpose, and I must

necessarily be at a distance from Court. Whilst I am away, the King my

brother is with her, and has it in his power to insinuate himself into

her good graces. This I fear, in the end, may be of disservice to me.

The King my brother is growing older every day. He does not want for

courage, and, though he now diverts himself with hunting, he may grow

ambitious, and choose rather to chase men than beasts; in such a case I

must resign to him my commission as his lieutenant. This would prove the

greatest mortification that could happen to me, and I would even prefer

death to it. Under such an apprehension I have considered of the means

of prevention, and see none so feasible as having a confidential person

about the Queen my mother, who shall always be ready to espouse and

support my cause. I know no one so proper for that purpose as yourself,

who will be, I doubt not, as attentive to my interest as I should be

myself. You have wit, discretion, and fidelity, which are all that are

wanting, provided you will be so kind as to undertake such a good office.

In that case I shall have only to beg of you not to neglect attending her

morning and evening, to be the first with her and the last to leave her.

This will induce her to repose a confidence and open her mind to you.

"To make her the more ready to do this, I shall take every opportunity,

to commend your good sense and understanding, and to tell her that I

shall take it kind in her to leave off treating you as a child, which, I

shall say, will contribute to her own comfort and satisfaction. I am

well convinced that she will listen to my advice. Do you speak to her

with the same confidence as you do to me, and be assured that she will

approve of it. It will conduce to your own happiness to obtain her

favour. You may do yourself service whilst you are labouring for my

interest; and you may rest satisfied that, after God, I shall think I owe

all the good fortune which may befall me to yourself."

This was entirely a new kind of language to me. I had hitherto thought

of nothing but amusements, of dancing, hunting, and the like diversions;

nay, I had never yet discovered any inclination of setting myself off to

advantage by dress, and exciting an admiration of my person and figure. I

had no ambition of any kind, and had been so strictly brought up under

the Queen my mother that I scarcely durst speak before her; and if she

chanced to turn her eyes towards me I trembled, for fear that I had done

something to displease her. At the conclusion of my brother's harangue,

I was half inclined to reply to him in the words of Moses, when he was

spoken to from the burning bush: "Who am I, that I should go unto

Pharaoh? Send, I pray thee, by the hand of him whom thou wilt send."

However, his words inspired me with resolution and powers I did not think

myself possessed of before. I had naturally a degree of courage, and, as

soon as I recovered from my astonishment, I found I was quite an altered

person. His address pleased me, and wrought in me a confidence in

myself; and I found I was become of more consequence than I had ever

conceived I had been. Accordingly, I replied to him thus: "Brother, if

God grant me the power of speaking to the Queen our mother as I have the

will to do, nothing can be wanting for your service, and you may expect

to derive all the good you hope from it, and from my solicitude and

attention for your interest. With respect to my undertaking such a

matter for you, you will soon perceive that I shall sacrifice all the

pleasures in this world to my watchfulness for your service. You may

perfectly rely on me, as there is no one that honours or regards you more

than I do. Be well assured that I shall act for you with the Queen my

mother as zealously as you would for yourself."

These sentiments were more strongly impressed upon my mind than the words

I made use of were capable of conveying an idea of. This will appear

more fully in my following letters.

As soon as we were returned from walking, the Queen my mother retired

with me into her closet, and addressed the following words to me: "Your

brother has been relating the conversation you have had together; he

considers you no longer as a child, neither shall I. It will be a great

comfort to me to converse with you as I would with your brother. For the

future you will freely speak your mind, and have no apprehensions of

taking too great a liberty, for it is what I wish." These words gave me

a pleasure then which I am now unable to express. I felt a satisfaction

and a joy which nothing before had ever caused me to feel. I now

considered the pastimes of my childhood as vain amusements. I shunned

the society of my former companions of the same age. I disliked dancing

and hunting, which I thought beneath my attention. I strictly complied

with her agreeable injunction, and never missed being with her at her

rising in the morning and going to rest at night. She did me the honour,

sometimes, to hold me in conversation for two and three hours at a time.

God was so gracious with me that I gave her great satisfaction; and she

thought she could not sufficiently praise me to those ladies who were

about her. I spoke of my brother's affairs to her, and he was constantly

apprised by me of her sentiments and opinion; so that he had every reason

to suppose I was firmly attached to his interest.

LETTER III.

Le Guast.--His Character.--Anjou Affects to Be Jealous of the

Guises.--Dissuades the Queen-mother from Reposing Confidence in

Marguerite.--She Loses the Favour of the Queen-mother and Falls

Sick.--Anjou's Hypocrisy.--He Introduces De Guise into Marguerite's Sick

Chamber.--Marguerite Demanded in Marriage by the King of Portugal.--Made

Uneasy on That Account.--Contrives to Relieve Herself.--The Match with

Portugal Broken off.

I continued to pass my time with the Queen my mother, greatly to my

satisfaction, until after the battle of Moncontour. By the same despatch

that brought the news of this victory to the Court, my brother, who was

ever desirous to be near the Queen my mother, wrote her word that he was

about to lay siege to St. Jean d'Angely, and that it would be necessary

that the King should be present whilst it was going on.

She, more anxious to see him than he could be to have her near him,

hastened to set out on the journey, taking me with her, and her customary

train of attendants. I likewise experienced great joy upon the occasion,

having no suspicion that any mischief awaited me. I was still young and

without experience, and I thought the happiness I enjoyed was always to

continue; but the malice of Fortune prepared for me at this interview a

reverse that I little expected, after the fidelity with which I had

discharged the trust my brother had reposed in me.

Soon after our last meeting, it seems, my brother Anjou had taken Le

Guast to be near his person, who had ingratiated himself so far into his

favour and confidence that he saw only with his eyes, and spoke but as he

dictated. This evil-disposed man, whose whole life was one continued

scene of wickedness, had perverted his mind and filled it with maxims of

the most atrocious nature. He advised him to have no regard but for his

own interest; neither to love nor put trust in any one; and not to

promote the views or advantage of either brother or sister. These and

other maxims of the like nature, drawn from tho school of Machiavelli, he

was continually suggesting to him. He had so frequently inculcated them

that they were strongly impressed on his mind, insomuch that, upon our

arrival, when, after the first compliments, my mother began to open in my

praise and express the attachment I had discovered for him, this was his

reply, which he delivered with the utmost coldness:

"He was well pleased," he said, "to have succeeded in the request he had

made to me; but that prudence directed us not to continue to make use of

the same expedients, for what was profitable at one time might not be so

at another." She asked him why he made that observation. This question

afforded the opportunity he wished for, of relating a story he had

fabricated, purposely to ruin me with her.

He began with observing to her that I was grown very handsome, and that

M. de Guise wished to marry me; that his uncles, too, were very desirous

of such a match; and, if I should entertain a like passion for him, there

would be danger of my discovering to him all she said to me; that she

well knew the ambition of that house, and how ready they were, on all

occasions, to circumvent ours. It would, therefore, be proper that she

should not, for the future, communicate any matter of State to me, but,

by degrees, withdraw her confidence.

I discovered the evil effects proceeding from this pernicious advice on

the very same evening. I remarked an unwillingness on her part to speak

to me before my brother; and, as soon as she entered into discourse with

him, she commanded me to go to bed. This command she repeated two or

three times. I quitted her closet, and left them together in

conversation; but, as soon as he was gone, I returned and entreated her

to let me know if I had been so unhappy as to have done anything, through

ignorance, which had given her offence. She was at first inclined to

dissemble with me; but at length she said to me thus: "Daughter, your

brother is prudent and cautious; you ought not to be displeased with him

for what he does, and you must believe what I shall tell you is right and

proper." She then related the conversation she had with my brother, as I

have just written it; and she then ordered me never to speak to her in my

brother's presence.

These words were like so many daggers plunged into my breast. In my

disgrace, I experienced as much grief as I had before joy on being

received into her favour and confidence. I did not omit to say

everything to convince her of my entire ignorance of what my brother had

told her. I said it was a matter I had never heard mentioned before; and

that, had I known it, I should certainly have made her immediately

acquainted with it. All I said was to no purpose; my brother's words had

made the first impression; they were constantly present in her mind, and

outweighed probability and truth. When I discovered this, I told her

that I felt less uneasiness at being deprived of my happiness than I did

joy when I had acquired it; for my brother had taken it from me, as he

had given it. He had given it without reason; he had taken it away

without cause. He had praised me for discretion and prudence when I did

not merit it, and he suspected my fidelity on grounds wholly imaginary

and fictitious. I concluded with assuring her that I should never forget

my brother's behaviour on this occasion.

Hereupon she flew into a passion and commanded me not to make the least

show of resentment at his behaviour. From that hour she gradually

withdrew her favour from me. Her son became the god of her idolatry, at

the shrine of whose will she sacrificed everything.

The grief which I inwardly felt was very great and overpowered all my

faculties, until it wrought so far on my constitution as to contribute to

my receiving the infection which then prevailed in the army. A few days

after I fell sick of a raging fever, attended with purple spots, a malady

which carried off numbers, and, amongst the rest, the two principal

physicians belonging to the King and Queen, Chappelain and Castelan.

Indeed, few got over the disorder after being attacked with it.

In this extremity the Queen my mother, who partly guessed the cause of my

illness, omitted nothing that might serve to remove it; and, without fear

of consequences, visited me frequently. Her goodness contributed much to

my recovery; but my brother's hypocrisy was sufficient to destroy all the

benefit I received from her attention, after having been guilty of so

treacherous a proceeding. After he had proved so ungrateful to me, he

came and sat at the foot of my bed from morning to night, and appeared as

anxiously attentive as if we had been the most perfect friends. My mouth

was shut up by the command I had received from the Queen our mother, so

that I only answered his dissembled concern with sighs, like Burrus in

the presence of Nero, when he was dying by the poison administered by the

hands of that tyrant. The sighs, however, which I vented in my brother's

presence, might convince him that I attributed my sickness rather to his

ill offices than to the prevailing contagion.

God had mercy on me, and supported me through this dangerous illness.

After I had kept my bed a fortnight, the army changed its quarters, and I

was conveyed away with it in a litter. At the end of each day's march, I

found King Charles at the door of my quarters, ready, with the rest of

the good gentlemen belonging to the Court, to carry my litter up to my

bedside. In this manner I came to Angers from St. Jean d'Angely, sick in

body, but more sick in mind. Here, to my misfortune, M. de Guise and his

uncles had arrived before me. This was a circumstance which gave my good

brother great pleasure, as it afforded a colourable appearance to his

story. I soon discovered the advantage my brother would make of it to

increase my already too great mortification; for he came daily to see me,

and as constantly brought M. de Guise into my chamber with him. He

pretended the sincerest regard for De Guise, and, to make him believe it,

would take frequent opportunities of embracing him, crying out at the

same time, "would to God you were my brother!" This he often put in

practice before me, which M. de Guise seemed not to comprehend; but I,

who knew his malicious designs, lost all patience, yet did not dare to

reproach him with his hypocrisy.

As soon as I was recovered, a treaty was set on foot for a marriage

betwixt the King of Portugal and me, an ambassador having been sent for

that purpose. The Queen my mother commanded me to prepare to give the

ambassador an audience; which I did accordingly. My brother had made her

believe that I was averse to this marriage; accordingly, she took me to

task upon it, and questioned me on the subject, expecting she should find

some cause to be angry with me. I told her my will had always been

guided by her own, and that whatever she thought right for me to do, I

should do it. She answered me, angrily, according as she had been

wrought upon, that I did not speak the sentiments of my heart, for she

well knew that the Cardinal de Lorraine had persuaded me into a promise

of having his nephew. I begged her to forward this match with the King

of Portugal, and I would convince her of my obedience to her commands.

Every day some new matter was reported to incense her against me. All

these were machinations worked up by the mind of Le Guast. In short, I

was constantly receiving some fresh mortification, so that I hardly

passed a day in quiet. On one side, the King of Spain was using his

utmost endeavours to break off the match with Portugal, and M. de Guise,

continuing at Court, furnished grounds for persecuting me on the other.

Still, not a single person of the Guises ever mentioned a word to me on

the subject; and it was well known that, for more than a twelvemonth, M.

de Guise had been paying his addresses to the Princesse de Porcian; but

the slow progress made in bringing this match to a conclusion was said to

be owing to his designs upon me.

As soon as I made this discovery I resolved to write to my sister, Madame

de Lorraine, who had a great influence in the House of Porcian, begging

her to use her endeavours to withdraw M. de Guise from Court, and make

him conclude his match with the Princess, laying open to her the plot

which had been concerted to ruin the Guises and me. She readily saw

through it, came immediately to Court, and concluded the match, which

delivered me from the aspersions cast on my character, and convinced the

Queen my mother that what I had told her was the real truth. This at the

same time stopped the mouths of my enemies and gave me some repose.

At length the King of Spain, unwilling that the King of Portugal should

marry out of his family, broke off the treaty which had been entered upon

for my marriage with him.

LETTER IV.

Death of the Queen of Navarre--Marguerite's Marriage with Her Son, the

King of Navarre, Afterwards Henri IV. of France.--The Preparations for

That Solemnisation Described.--The Circumstances Which Led to the

Massacre of the Huguenots on St. Bartholomew's Day.

Some short time after this a marriage was projected betwixt the Prince of

Navarre, now our renowned King Henri IV., and me.

The Queen my mother, as she sat at table, discoursed for a long time upon

the subject with M. de Meru, the House of Montmorency having first

proposed the match. After the Queen had risen from table, he told me she

had commanded him to mention it to me. I replied that it was quite

unnecessary, as I had no will but her own; however, I should wish she

would be pleased to remember that I was a Catholic, and that I should

dislike to marry any one of a contrary persuasion.

Soon after this the Queen sent for me to attend her in her closet. She

there informed me that the Montmorencys had proposed this match to her,

and that she was desirous to learn my sentiments upon it.

I answered that my choice was governed by her pleasure, and that I only

begged her not to forget that I was a good Catholic.

This treaty was in negotiation for some time after this conversation, and

was not finally settled until the arrival of the Queen of Navarre, his

mother, at Court, where she died soon after.

Whilst the Queen of Navarre lay on her death-bed, a circumstance happened

of so whimsical a nature that, though not of consequence to merit a place

in the history, it may very well deserve to be related by me to you.

Madame de Nevers, whose oddities you well know, attended the Cardinal de

Bourbon, Madame de Guise, the Princesse de Conde, her sisters, and myself

to the late Queen of Navarre's apartments, whither we all went to pay

those last duties which her rank and our nearness of blood demanded of

us. We found the Queen in bed with her curtains undrawn, the chamber not

disposed with the pomp and ceremonies of our religion, but after the

simple manner of the Huguenots; that is to say, there were no priests, no

cross, nor any holy water. We kept ourselves at some distance from the

bed, but Madame de Nevers, whom you know the Queen hated more than any

woman besides, and which she had shown both in speech and by

actions,--Madame de Nevers, I say, approached the bedside, and, to the

great astonishment of all present, who well knew the enmity subsisting

betwixt them, took the Queen's hand, with many low curtseys, and kissed

it; after which, making another curtsey to the very ground, she retired

and rejoined us.

A few months after the Queen's death, the Prince of Navarre, or rather,

as he was then styled, the King, came to Paris in deep mourning, attended

by eight hundred gentlemen, all in mourning habits. He was received with

every honour by King Charles and the whole Court, and, in a few days

after his arrival, our marriage was solemnised with all possible

magnificence; the King of Navarre and his retinue putting off their

mourning and dressing themselves in the most costly manner. The whole

Court, too, was richly attired; all which you can better conceive than I

am able to express. For my own part, I was set out in a most royal

manner; I wore a crown on my head with the 'coet', or regal close gown of

ermine, and I blazed in diamonds. My blue-coloured robe had a train to

it of four ells in length, which was supported by three princesses. A

platform had been raised, some height from the ground, which led from the

Bishop's palace to the Church of Notre-Dame. It was hung with cloth of

gold; and below it stood the people in throngs to view the procession,

stifling with heat. We were received at the church door by the Cardinal

de Bourbon, who officiated for that day, and pronounced the nuptial

benediction. After this we proceeded on the same platform to the tribune

which separates the nave from the choir, where was a double staircase,

one leading into the choir, the other through the nave to the church

door. The King of Navarre passed by the latter and went out of church.

But fortune, which is ever changing, did not fail soon to disturb the

felicity of this union. This was occasioned by the wound received by the

Admiral, which had wrought the Huguenots up to a degree of desperation.

The Queen my mother was reproached on that account in such terms by the

elder Pardaillan and some other principal Huguenots, that she began to

apprehend some evil design. M. de Guise and my brother the King of

Poland, since Henri III. of France, gave it as their advice to be

beforehand with the Huguenots. King Charles was of a contrary opinion.

He had a great esteem for M. de La Rochefoucauld, Teligny, La Noue, and

some other leading men of the same religion; and, as I have since heard

him say, it was with the greatest difficulty he could be prevailed upon

to give his consent, and not before he had been made to understand that

his own life aid the safety of his kingdom depended upon it.

The King having learned that Maurevel had made an attempt upon the

Admiral's life, by firing a pistol at him through a window,--in which

attempt he failed, having wounded the Admiral only in the shoulder,--and

supposing that Maurevel had done this at the instance of M. de Guise, to

revenge the death of his father, whom the Admiral had caused to be killed

in the same manner by Poltrot, he was so much incensed against M. de

Guise that he declared with an oath that he would make an example of him;

and, indeed, the King would have put M. de Guise under an arrest, if he

had not kept out of his sight the whole day. The Queen my mother used

every argument to convince King Charles that what had been done was for

the good of the State; and this because, as I observed before, the King

had so great a regard for the Admiral, La Noue, and Teligny, on account

of their bravery, being himself a prince of a gallant and noble spirit,

and esteeming others in whom he found a similar disposition. Moreover,

these designing men had insinuated themselves into the King's favour by

proposing an expedition to Flanders, with a view of extending his

dominions and aggrandising his power, knew would secure to themselves an

influence over his royal and generous mind.

Upon this occasion, the Queen my mother represented to the King that the

attempt of M. de Guise upon the Admiral's life was excusable in a son

who, being denied justice, had no other means of avenging his father's

death. Moreover, the Admiral, she said, had deprived her by

assassination, during his minority and her regency, of a faithful servant

in the person of Charri, commander of the King's body-guard, which

rendered him deserving of the like treatment.

Notwithstanding that the Queen my mother spoke thus to the King,

discovering by her expressions and in her looks all the grief which she

inwardly felt on the recollection of the loss of persons who had been

useful to her; yet, so much was King Charles inclined to save those who,

as he thought, would one day be serviceable to him, that he still

persisted in his determination to punish M. de Guise, for whom he ordered

strict search to be made.

At length Pardaillan, disclosing by his menaces, during the supper of the

Queen my mother, the evil intentions of the Huguenots, she plainly

perceived that things were brought to so near a crisis, that, unless

steps were taken that very night to prevent it, the King and herself were

in danger of being assassinated. She, therefore, came to the resolution

of declaring to King Charles his real situation. For this purpose she

thought of the Marechal de Rais as the most proper person to break the

matter to the King, the Marshal being greatly in his favour and

confidence.

Accordingly, the Marshal went to the King in his closet, between the

hours of nine and ten, and told him he was come as a faithful servant to

discharge his duty, and lay before him the danger in which he stood, if

he persisted in his resolution of punishing M. de Guise, as he ought now

to be informed that the attempt made upon the Admiral's life was not set

on foot by him alone, but that his (the King's) brother the King of

Poland, and the Queen his mother, had their shares in it; that he must be

sensible how much the Queen lamented Charri's assassination, for which

she had great reason, having very few servants about her upon whom she

could rely, and as it happened during the King's minority,--at the time,

moreover, when France was divided between the Catholics and the

Huguenots, M. de Guise being at the head of the former, and the Prince de

Conde of the latter, both alike striving to deprive him of his crown;

that through Providence, both his crown and kingdom had been preserved by

the prudence and good conduct of the Queen Regent, who in this extremity

found herself powerfully aided by the said Charri, for which reason she

had vowed to avenge his death; that, as to the Admiral, he must be ever

considered as dangerous to the State, and whatever show he might make of

affection for his Majesty's person, and zeal for his service in Flanders,

they must be considered as mere pretences, which he used to cover his

real design of reducing the kingdom to a state of confusion.

The Marshal concluded with observing that the original intention had been

to make away with the Admiral only, as the most obnoxious man in the

kingdom; but Maurevel having been so unfortunate as to fail in his

attempt, and the Huguenots becoming desperate enough to resolve to take

up arms, with design to attack, not only M. de Guise, but the Queen his

mother, and his brother the King of Poland, supposing them, as well as

his Majesty, to have commanded Maurevel to make his attempt, he saw

nothing but cause of alarm for his Majesty's safety,--as well on the part

of the Catholics, if he persisted in his resolution to punish M. de

Guise, as of the Huguenots, for the reasons which he had just laid before

him.

LETTER V.

The Massacre of St. Bartholomew's Day.

King Charles, a prince of great prudence, always paying a particular

deference to his mother, and being much attached to the Catholic

religion, now convinced of the intentions of the Huguenots, adopted a

sudden resolution of following his mother's counsel, and putting himself

under the safeguard of the Catholics. It was not, however, without

extreme regret that he found he had it not in his power to save Teligny,

La Noue, and M. de La Rochefoucauld.

He went to the apartments of the Queen his mother, and sending for M. de

Guise and all the Princes and Catholic officers, the "Massacre of St.

Bartholomew" was that night resolved upon.

Immediately every hand was at work; chains were drawn across the streets,

the alarm-bells were sounded, and every man repaired to his post,

according to the orders he had received, whether it was to attack the

Admiral's quarters, or those of the other Huguenots. M. de Guise

hastened to the Admiral's, and Besme, a gentleman in the service of the

former, a German by birth, forced into his chamber, and having slain him

with a dagger, threw his body out of a window to his master.

I was perfectly ignorant of what was going forward. I observed every one

to be in motion: the Huguenots, driven to despair by the attack upon the

Admiral's life, and the Guises, fearing they should not have justice done

them, whispering all they met in the ear.

The Huguenots were suspicious of me because I was a Catholic, and the

Catholics because I was married to the King of Navarre, who was a

Huguenot. This being the case, no one spoke a syllable of the matter to

me.

At night, when I went into the bedchamber of the Queen my mother, I

placed myself on a coffer, next my sister Lorraine, who, I could not but

remark, appeared greatly cast down. The Queen my mother was in

conversation with some one, but, as soon as she espied me, she bade me go

to bed. As I was taking leave, my sister seized me by the hand and

stopped me, at the same time shedding a flood of tears: "For the love of

God," cried she, "do not stir out of this chamber!" I was greatly

alarmed at this exclamation; perceiving which, the Queen my mother called

my sister to her, and chid her very severely. My sister replied it was

sending me away to be sacrificed; for, if any discovery should be made, I

should be the first victim of their revenge. The Queen my mother made

answer that, if it pleased God, I should receive no hurt, but it was

necessary I should go, to prevent the suspicion that might arise from my

staying.

I perceived there was something on foot which I was not to know, but what

it was I could not make out from anything they said.

The Queen again bade me go to bed in a peremptory tone. My sister wished

me a good night, her tears flowing apace, but she did not dare to say a

word more; and I left the bedchamber more dead than alive.

As soon as I reached my own closet, I threw myself upon my knees and

prayed to God to take me into his protection and save me; but from whom

or what, I was ignorant. Hereupon the King my husband, who was already

in bed, sent for me. I went to him, and found the bed surrounded by

thirty or forty Huguenots, who were entirely unknown to me; for I had

been then but a very short time married. Their whole discourse, during

the night, was upon what had happened to the Admiral, and they all came

to a resolution of the next day demanding justice of the King against M.

de Guise; and, if it was refused, to take it themselves.

For my part, I was unable to sleep a wink the whole night, for thinking

of my sister's tears and distress, which had greatly alarmed me, although

I had not the least knowledge of the real cause. As soon as day broke,

the King my husband said he would rise and play at tennis until King

Charles was risen, when he would go to him immediately and demand

justice. He left the bedchamber, and all his gentlemen followed.

As soon as I beheld it was broad day, I apprehended all the danger my

sister had spoken of was over; and being inclined to sleep, I bade my

nurse make the door fast, and I applied myself to take some repose. In

about an hour I was awakened by a violent noise at the door, made with

both hands and feet, and a voice calling out, "Navarre! Navarre!" My

nurse, supposing the King my husband to be at the door, hastened to open

it, when a gentleman, named M. de Teian, ran in, and threw himself

immediately upon my bed. He had received a wound in his arm from a

sword, and another by a pike, and was then pursued by four archers, who

followed him into the bedchamber. Perceiving these last, I jumped out of

bed, and the poor gentleman after me, holding me fast by the waist. I

did not then know him; neither was I sure that he came to do me no harm,

or whether the archers were in pursuit of him or me. In this situation I

screamed aloud, and he cried out likewise, for our fright was mutual. At

length, by God's providence, M. de Nangay, captain of the guard, came

into the bed-chamber, and, seeing me thus surrounded, though he could not

help pitying me, he was scarcely able to refrain from laughter. However,

he reprimanded the archers very severely for their indiscretion, and

drove them out of the chamber. At my request he granted the poor

gentleman his life, and I had him put to bed in my closet, caused his

wounds to be dressed, and did not suffer him to quit my apartment until

he was perfectly cured. I changed my shift, because it was stained with

the blood of this man, and, whilst I was doing so, De Nangay gave me an

account of the transactions of the foregoing night, assuring me that the

King my husband was safe, and actually at that moment in the King's

bedchamber. He made me muffle myself up in a cloak, and conducted me to

the apartment of my sister, Madame de Lorraine, whither I arrived more

than half dead. As we passed through the antechamber, all the doors of

which were wide open, a gentleman of the name of Bourse, pursued by

archers, was run through the body with a pike, and fell dead at my feet.

As if I had been killed by the same stroke, I fell, and was caught by M.

de Nangay before I reached the ground. As soon as I recovered from this

fainting-fit, I went into my sister's bedchamber, and was immediately

followed by M. de Mioflano, first gentleman to the King my husband, and

Armagnac, his first valet de chambre, who both came to beg me to save

their lives. I went and threw myself on my knees before the King and the

Queen my mother, and obtained the lives of both of them.

Five or six days afterwards, those who were engaged in this plot,

considering that it was incomplete whilst the King my husband and the

Prince de Conde remained alive, as their design was not only to dispose

of the Huguenots, but of the Princes of the blood likewise; and knowing

that no attempt could be made on my husband whilst I continued to be his

wife, devised a scheme which they suggested to the Queen my mother for

divorcing me from him. Accordingly, one holiday, when I waited upon her

to chapel, she charged me to declare to her, upon my oath, whether I

believed my husband to be like other men. "Because," said she, "if he is

not, I can easily procure you a divorce from him." I begged her to

believe that I was not sufficiently competent to answer such a question,

and could only reply, as the Roman lady did to her husband, when he chid

her for not informing him of his stinking breath, that, never having

approached any other man near enough to know a difference, she thought

all men had been alike in that respect. "But," said I, "Madame, since

you have put the question to me, I can only declare I am content to

remain as I am;" and this I said because I suspected the design of

separating me from my husband was in order to work some mischief against

him.

LETTER VI.

Henri, Duc d'Anjou, Elected King of Poland, Leaves France.--Huguenot

Plots to Withdraw the Duc d'Alencon and the King of Navarre from

Court.--Discovered and Defeated by Marguerite's Vigilance.--She Draws Up

an Eloquent Defence, Which Her Husband Delivers before a Committee from

the Court of Parliament.--Alencon and Her Husband, under a Close Arrest,

Regain Their Liberty by the Death of Charles IX.

We accompanied the King of Poland as far as Beaumont. For some months

before he quitted France, he had used every endeavour to efface from my

mind the ill offices he had so ungratefully done me. He solicited to

obtain the same place in my esteem which he held during our infancy; and,

on taking leave of me, made me confirm it by oaths and promises. His

departure from France, and King Charles's sickness, which happened just

about the same time, excited the spirit of the two factions into which

the kingdom was divided, to form a variety of plots. The Huguenots, on

the death of the Admiral, had obtained from the King my husband, and my

brother Alencon, a written obligation to avenge it. Before St.

Bartholomew's Day, they had gained my brother over to their party, by the

hope of securing Flanders for him. They now persuaded my husband and him

to leave the King and Queen on their return, and pass into Champagne,

there to join some troops which were in waiting to receive them.

M. de Miossans, a Catholic gentleman, having received an intimation of

this design, considered it so prejudicial to the interests of the King

his master, that he communicated it to me with the intention of

frustrating a plot of so much danger to themselves, and to the State. I

went immediately to the King and the Queen my mother, and informed them

that. I had a matter of the utmost importance to lay before them; but

that I could not declare it unless they would be pleased to promise me

that no harm should ensue from it to such as I should name to them, and

that they would put a stop to what was going forward without publishing

their knowledge of it. Having obtained my request, I told them that my

brother Alencon and the King my husband had an intention, on the very

next day, of joining some Huguenot troops, which expected them, in order

to fulfil the engagement they had made upon the Admiral's death; and for

this their intention, I begged they might be excused, and that they might

be prevented from going away without any discovery being made that their

designs had been found out. All this was granted me, and measures were

so prudently taken to stay them, that they had not the least suspicion

that their intended evasion was known. Soon after, we arrived at St.

Germain, where we stayed some time, on account of the King's

indisposition. All this while my brother Alencon used every means he

could devise to ingratiate himself with me, until at last I promised him

my friendship, as I had before done to my brother the King of Poland. As

he had been brought up at a distance from Court, we had hitherto known

very little of each other, and kept ourselves at a distance. Now that he

had made the first advances, in so respectful and affectionate a manner,

I resolved to receive him into a firm friendship, and to interest myself

in whatever concerned him, without prejudice, however, to the interests

of my good brother King Charles, whom I loved more than any one besides,

and who continued to entertain a great regard for me, of which he gave me

proofs as long as he lived.

Meanwhile King Charles was daily growing worse, and the Huguenots

constantly forming new plots. They were very desirous to get my brother

the Duc d'Alencon and the King my husband away from Court. I got

intelligence, from time to time, of their designs; and, providentially,

the Queen my mother defeated their intentions when a day had been fixed

on for the arrival of the Huguenot troops at St. Germain.

To avoid this visit, we set off the night before for Paris, two hours

after midnight, putting King Charles in a litter, and the Queen my mother

taking my brother and the King my husband with her in her own carriage.

They did not experience on this occasion such mild treatment as they had

hitherto done, for the King going to the Wood of Vincennes, they were not

permitted to set foot out of the palace. This misunderstanding was so

far from being mitigated by time, that the mistrust and discontent were

continually increasing, owing to the insinuations and bad advice offered

to the King by those who wished the ruin and downfall of our house. To

such a height had these jealousies risen that the Marechaux de

Montmorency and de Cosse were put under a close arrest, and La Mole and

the Comte de Donas executed. Matters were now arrived at such a pitch

that commissioners were appointed from the Court of Parliament to hear

and determine upon the case of my brother and the King my husband.

My husband, having no counsellor to assist him, desired me to draw up his

defence in such a manner that he might not implicate any person, and, at

the same time, clear my brother and himself from any criminality of

conduct. With God's help I accomplished this task to his great

satisfaction, and to the surprise of the commissioners, who did not

expect to find them so well prepared to justify themselves.

As it was apprehended, after the death of La Mole and the Comte de Donas,

that their lives were likewise in danger, I had resolved to save them at

the hazard of my own ruin with the King, whose favour I entirely enjoyed

at that time. I was suffered to pass to and from them in my coach, with

my women, who were not even required by the guard to unmask, nor was my

coach ever searched. This being the case, I had intended to convey away

one of them disguised in a female habit. But the difficulty lay in

settling betwixt themselves which should remain behind in prison, they

being closely watched by their guards, and the escape of one bringing the

other's life into hazard. Thus they could never agree upon the point,

each of them wishing to be the person I should deliver from confinement.

But Providence put a period to their imprisonment by a means which proved

very unfortunate for me. This was no other than the death of King

Charles, who was the only stay and support of my life,--a brother from

whose hands I never received anything but good; who, during the

persecution I underwent at Angers, through my brother Anjou, assisted me

with all his advice and credit. In a word, when I lost King Charles, I

lost everything.

LETTER VII.

Accession of Henri III.--A Journey to Lyons.--Marguerite's Faith in

Supernatural Intelligence.

After this fatal event, which was as unfortunate for France as for me, we

went to Lyons to give the meeting to the King of Poland, now Henri III.

of France. The new King was as much governed by Le Guast as ever, and

had left this intriguing, mischievous man behind in France to keep his

party together. Through this man's insinuations he had conceived the

most confirmed jealousy of my brother Alencon. He suspected that I was

the bond that connected the King my husband and my brother, and that, to

dissolve their union, it would be necessary to create a coolness between

me and my husband, and to work up a quarrel of rivalship betwixt them

both by means of Madame de Sauves, whom they both visited. This

abominable plot, which proved the source of so much disquietude and

unhappiness, as well to my brother as myself, was as artfully conducted

as it was wickedly designed.

Many have held that God has great personages more immediately under his

protection, and that minds of superior excellence have bestowed on them a

good genius, or secret intelligencer, to apprise them of good, or warn

them against evil. Of this number I might reckon the Queen my mother,

who has had frequent intimations of the kind; particularly the very night

before the tournament which proved so fatal to the King my father, she

dreamed that she saw him wounded in the eye, as it really happened; upon

which she awoke, and begged him not to run a course that day, but content

himself with looking on. Fate prevented the nation from enjoying so much

happiness as it would have done had he followed her advice. Whenever she

lost a child, she beheld a bright flame shining before her, and would

immediately cry out, "God save my children!" well knowing it was the

harbinger of the death of some one of them, which melancholy news was

sure to be confirmed very shortly after. During her very dangerous

illness at Metz, where she caught a pestilential fever, either from the

coal fires, or by visiting some of the nunneries which had been infected,

and from which she was restored to health and to the kingdom through the

great skill and experience of that modern Asculapius, M. de Castilian,

her physician--I say, during that illness, her bed being surrounded by my

brother King Charles, my brother and sister Lorraine, several members of

the Council, besides many ladies and princesses, not choosing to quit

her, though without hopes of her life, she was heard to cry out, as if

she saw the battle of Jarnac: "There! see how they flee! My son, follow

them to victory! Ah, my son falls! O my God, save him! See there! the

Prince de Conde is dead!" All who were present looked upon these words

as proceeding from her delirium, as she knew that my brother Anjou was on

the point of giving battle, and thought no more of it. On the night

following, M. de Losses brought the news of the battle; and, it being

supposed that she would be pleased to hear of it, she was awakened, at

which she appeared to be angry, saying: "Did I not know it yesterday?" It

was then that those about her recollected what I have now related, and

concluded that it was no delirium, but one of those revelations made by

God to great and illustrious persons. Ancient history furnishes many

examples of the like kind amongst the pagans, as the apparition of Brutus

and many others, which I shall not mention, it not being my intention to

illustrate these Memoirs with such narratives, but only to relate the

truth, and that with as much expedition as I am able, that you may be the

sooner in possession of my story.

I am far from supposing that I am worthy of these divine admonitions;

nevertheless, I should accuse myself of ingratitude towards my God for

the benefits I have received, which I esteem myself obliged to

acknowledge whilst I live; and I further believe myself bound to bear

testimony of his goodness and power, and the mercies he hath shown me, so

that I can declare no extraordinary accident ever befell me, whether

fortunate or otherwise, but I received some warning of it, either by

dream or in some other way, so that I may say with the poet

"De mon bien, on mon mal, Mon esprit m'est oracle."

(Whate'er of good or ill befell, My mind was oracle to tell.)

And of this I had a convincing proof on the arrival of the King of

Poland, when the Queen my mother went to meet him. Amidst the embraces

and compliments of welcome in that warm season, crowded as we were

together and stifling with heat, I found a universal shivering come over

me, which was plainly perceived by those near me. It was with difficulty

I could conceal what I felt when the King, having saluted the Queen my

mother, came forward to salute me. This secret intimation of what was to

happen thereafter made a strong impression on my mind at the moment, and

I thought of it shortly after, when I discovered that the King had

conceived a hatred of me through the malicious suggestions of Le Guast,

who had made him believe, since the King's death, that I espoused my

brother Alencon's party during his absence, and cemented a friendship

betwixt the King my husband and him.

LETTER VIII.

What Happened at Lyons.

An opportunity was diligently sought by my enemies to effect their design

of bringing about a misunderstanding betwixt my brother Alencon, the King

my husband, and me, by creating a jealousy of me in my husband, and in my

brother and husband, on account of their mutual love for Madame de

Sauves.

One afternoon, the Queen my mother having retired to her closet to finish

some despatches which were likely to detain her there for some time,

Madame de Nevers, your kinswoman, Madame de Rais, another of your

relations, Bourdeille, and Surgeres asked me whether I would not wish to

see a little of the city. Whereupon Mademoiselle de Montigny, the niece

of Madame Usez, observing to us that the Abbey of St. Pierre was a

beautiful convent, we all resolved to visit it. She then begged to go

with us, as she said she had an aunt in that convent, and as it was not

easy to gain admission into it, except in the company of persons of

distinction. Accordingly, she went with us; and there being six of us,

the carriage was crowded. Over and above those I have mentioned, there

was Madame de Curton, the lady of my bedchamber, who always attended me.

Liancourt, first esquire to the King, and Camille placed themselves on

the steps of Torigni's carriage, supporting themselves as well as they

were able, making themselves merry on the occasion, and saying they would

go and see the handsome nuns, too. I look upon it as ordered by Divine

Providence that I should have Mademoiselle de Montigny with me, who was

not well acquainted with any lady of the company, and that the two

gentlemen just mentioned, who were in the confidence of King Henri,

should likewise be of the party, as they were able to clear me of the

calumny intended to be fixed upon me.

Whilst we were viewing the convent, my carriage waited for us in the

square. In the square many gentlemen belonging to the Court had their

lodgings. My carriage was easily to be distinguished, as it was gilt and

lined with yellow velvet trimmed with silver. We had not come out of the

convent when the King passed through the square on his way to see Quelus,

who was then sick. He had with him the King my husband, D'O------ , and

the fat fellow Ruff.

The King, observing no one in my carriage, turned to my husband and said:

"There is your wife's coach, and that is the house where Bide lodges.

Bide is sick, and I will engage my word she is gone upon a visit to him.

Go," said he to Ruff, "and see whether she is not there." In saying

this, the King addressed himself to a proper tool for his malicious

purpose, for this fellow Ruffs was entirely devoted to Le Guast. I need

not tell you he did not find me there; however, knowing the King's

intention, he, to favour it, said loud enough for the King my husband to

hear him: "The birds have been there, but they are now flown." This

furnished sufficient matter for conversation until they reached home.

Upon this occasion, the King my husband displayed all the good sense and

generosity of temper for which he is remarkable. He saw through the

design, and he despised the maliciousness of it. The King my brother was

anxious to see the Queen my mother before me, to whom he imparted the

pretended discovery, and she, whether to please a son on whom she doted,

or whether she really gave credit to the story, had related it to some

ladies with much seeming anger.

Soon afterwards I returned with the ladies who had accompanied me to St.

Pierre's, entirely ignorant of what had happened. I found the King my

husband in our apartments, who began to laugh on seeing me, and said: "Go

immediately to the Queen your mother, but I promise you you will not

return very well pleased." I asked him the reason, and what had

happened. He answered: "I shall tell you nothing; but be assured of

this, that I do not give the least credit to the story, which I plainly

perceive to be fabricated in order to stir up a difference betwixt us

two, and break off the friendly intercourse between your brother and me."

Finding I could get no further information on the subject from him, I

went to the apartment of the Queen my mother. I met M. de Guise in the

antechamber, who was not displeased at the prospect of a dissension in

our family, hoping that he might make some advantage of it. He addressed

me in these words: "I waited here expecting to see you, in order to

inform you that some ill office has been done you with the Queen." He

then told me the story he had learned of D'O------ , who, being intimate

with your kinswoman, had informed M. de Guise of it, that he might

apprise us.

I went into the Queen's bedchamber, but did not find my mother there.

However, I saw Madame de Nemours, the rest of the princesses, and other

ladies, who all exclaimed on seeing me: "Good God! the Queen your mother

is in such a rage; we would advise you, for the present, to keep out of

her sight."

"Yes," said I, "so I would, had I been guilty of what the King has

reported; but I assure you all I am entirely innocent, and must therefore

speak with her and clear myself."

I then went into her closet, which was separated from the bedchamber by a

slight partition only, so that our whole conversation could be distinctly

heard. She no sooner set eyes upon me than she flew into a great

passion, and said everything that the fury of her resentment suggested. I

related to her the whole truth, and begged to refer her to the company

which attended me, to the number of ten or twelve persons, desiring her

not to rely on the testimony of those more immediately about me, but

examine Mademoiselle Montigny, who did not belong to me, and Liancourt

and Camille, who were the King's servants.

She would not hear a word I had to offer, but continued to rate me in a

furious manner; whether it was through fear, or affection for her son, or

whether she believed the story in earnest, I know not. When I observed

to her that I understood the King had done me this ill office in her

opinion, her anger was redoubled, and she endeavoured to make me believe

that she had been informed of the circumstance by one of her own valets

de chambre, who had himself seen me at the place. Perceiving that I gave

no credit to this account of the matter, she became more and more

incensed against me.

All that was said was perfectly heard by those in the next room. At

length I left her closet, much chagrined; and returning to my own

apartments, I found the King my husband there, who said to me:

"Well, was it not as I told you?"

He, seeing me under great concern, desired me not to grieve about it,

adding that "Liancourt and Camille would attend the King that night in

his bedchamber, and relate the affair as it really was; and to-morrow,"

continued he, "the Queen your mother will receive you in a very different

manner."

"But, monsieur," I replied, "I have received too gross an affront in

public to forgive those who were the occasion of it; but that is nothing

when compared with the malicious intention of causing so heavy a

misfortune to befall me as to create a variance betwixt you and me."

"But," said he, "God be thanked, they have failed in it."

"For that," answered I, "I am the more beholden to God and your amiable

disposition. However," continued I, "we may derive this good from it,

that it ought to be a warning to us to put ourselves upon our guard

against the King's stratagems to bring about a disunion betwixt you and

my brother, by causing a rupture betwixt you and me."

Whilst I was saying this, my brother entered the apartment, and I made

them renew their protestations of friendship. But what oaths or promises

can prevail against love! This will appear more fully in the sequel of

my story.

An Italian banker, who had concerns with my brother, came to him the next

morning, and invited him, the King my husband, myself, the princesses,

and other ladies, to partake of an entertainment in a garden belonging to

him. Having made it a constant rule, before and after I married, as long

as I remained in the Court of the Queen my mother, to go to no place

without her permission, I waited on her, at her return from mass, and

asked leave to be present at this banquet. She refused to give any

leave, and said she did not care where I went. I leave you to judge, who

know my temper, whether I was not greatly mortified at this rebuff.

Whilst we were enjoying this entertainment, the King, having spoken with

Liancourt, Camille, and Mademoiselle Montigny, was apprised of the

mistake which the malice or misapprehension of Ruff had led him into.

Accordingly, he went to the Queen my mother and related the whole truth,

entreating her to remove any ill impressions that might remain with me,

as he perceived that I was not deficient in point of understanding, and

feared that I might be induced to engage in some plan of revenge.

When I returned from the banquet before mentioned, I found that what the

King my husband had foretold was come to pass; for the Queen my mother

sent for me into her back closet, which was adjoining the King's, and

told me that she was now acquainted with the truth, and found I had not

deceived her with a false story. She had discovered, she said, that

there was not the least foundation for the report her valet de chambre

had made, and should dismiss him from her service as a bad man. As she

perceived by my looks that I saw through this disguise, she said

everything she could think of to persuade me to a belief that the King

had not mentioned it to her. She continued her arguments, and I still

appeared incredulous. At length the King entered the closet, and made

many apologies, declaring he had been imposed on, and assuring me of his

most cordial friendship and esteem; and thus matters were set to rights

again.

LETTER IX.

Fresh Intrigues.--Marriage of Henri III.--Bussi Arrives at Court and

Narrowly Escapes Assassination.

After staying some time at Lyons, we went to Avignon. Le Guast, not

daring to hazard any fresh imposture, and finding that my conduct

afforded no ground for jealousy on the part of my husband, plainly

perceived that he could not, by that means, bring about a

misunderstanding betwixt my brother and the King my husband. He

therefore resolved to try what he could effect through Madame de Sauves.

In order to do this, he obtained such an influence over her that she

acted entirely as he directed; insomuch that, by his artful instructions,

the passion which these young men had conceived, hitherto wavering and

cold, as is generally the case at their time of life, became of a sudden

so violent that ambition and every obligation of duty were at once

absorbed by their attentions to this woman.

This occasioned such a jealousy betwixt them that, though her favours

were divided with M. de Guise, Le Guast, De Souvray, and others, any one

of whom she preferred to the brothers-in-law, such was the infatuation of

these last, that each considered the other as his only rival.

To carry on De Guast's sinister designs, this woman persuaded the King my

husband that I was jealous of her, and on that account it was that I

joined with my brother. As we are ready to give ear and credit to those

we love, he believed all she said. From this time he became distant and

reserved towards me, shunning my presence as much as possible; whereas,

before, he was open and communicative to me as to a sister, well knowing

that I yielded to his pleasure in all things, and was far from harbouring

jealousy of any kind.

What I had dreaded, I now perceived had come to pass. This was the loss

of his favour and good opinion; to preserve which I had studied to gain

his confidence by a ready compliance with his wishes, well knowing that

mistrust is the sure forerunner of hatred.

I now turned my mind to an endeavour to wean my brother's affection from

Madame de Sauves, in order to counterplot Le Guast in his design to bring

about a division, and thereby to effect our ruin. I used every means

with my brother to divert his passion; but the fascination was too

strong, and my pains proved ineffectual. In anything else, my brother

would have suffered himself to be ruled by me; but the charms of this

Circe, aided by that sorcerer, Le Guast, were too powerful to be

dissolved by my advice. So far was he from profiting by my counsel that

he was weak enough to communicate it to her. So blind are lovers!

Her vengeance was excited by this communication, and she now entered more

fully into the designs of Le Guast. In consequence, she used all her art

to, make the King my husband conceive an aversion for me; insomuch that

he scarcely ever spoke with me. He left her late at night, and, to

prevent our meeting in the morning, she directed him to come to her at

the Queen's levee, which she duly attended; after which he passed the

rest of the day with her. My brother likewise followed her with the

greatest assiduity, and she had the artifice to make each of them think

that he alone had any place in her esteem. Thus was a jealousy kept up

betwixt them, and, in consequence, disunion and mutual ruin.

We made a considerable stay at Avignon, whence we proceeded through

Burgundy and Champagne to Rheims, where the King's marriage was

celebrated. From Rheims we came to Paris, things going on in their usual

train, and Le Guast prosecuting his designs, with all the success he

could wish. At Paris my brother was joined by Bussi, whom he received

with all the favour which his bravery merited. He was inseparable from

my brother, in consequence of which I frequently saw him, for my brother

and I were always together, his household being equally at my devotion as

if it were my own. Your aunt, remarking this harmony betwixt us, has

often told me that it called to her recollection the times of my uncle,

M. d'Orleans, and my aunt, Madame de Savoie.

Le Guast thought this a favourable circumstance to complete his design.

Accordingly, he suggested to Madame de Sauves to make my husband believe

that it was on account of Bussi that I frequented my brother's apartments

so constantly.

The King my husband, being fully informed of all my proceedings from

persons in his service who attended me everywhere, could not be induced

to lend an ear to this story. Le Guast, finding himself foiled in this

quarter, applied to the King, who was well inclined to listen to the

tale, on account of his dislike to my brother and me, whose friendship

for each other was unpleasing to him.

Besides this, he was incensed against Bussi, who, being formerly attached

to him, had now devoted himself wholly to my brother,--an acquisition

which, on account of the celebrity of Bussi's fame for parts and valour,

redounded greatly to my brother's honour, whilst it increased the malice

and envy of his enemies.

The King, thus worked upon by Le Guast, mentioned it to the Queen my

mother, thinking it would have the same effect on her as the tale which

was trumped up at Lyons. But she, seeing through the whole design,

showed him the improbability of the story, adding that he must have some

wicked people about him, who could put such notions in his head,

observing that I was very unfortunate to have fallen upon such evil

times. "In my younger days," said she, "we were allowed to converse

freely with all the gentlemen who belonged to the King our father, the

Dauphin, and M. d'Orleans, your uncles. It was common for them to

assemble in the bedchamber of Madame Marguerite, your aunt, as well as in

mine, and nothing was thought of it. Neither ought it to appear strange

that Bussi sees my daughter in the presence of her husband's servants.

They are not shut up together. Bussi is a person of quality, and holds

the first place in your brother's family. What grounds are there for

such a calumny? At Lyons you caused me to offer her an affront, which I

fear she will never forget."

The King was astonished to hear his mother talk in this manner, and

interrupted her with saying:

"Madame, I only relate what I have heard."

"But who is it," answered she, "that tells you all this? I fear no one

that intends you any good, but rather one that wishes to create divisions

amongst you all."

As soon as the King had left her she told me all that had passed, and

said: "You are unfortunate to live in these times." Then calling your

aunt, Madame de Dampierre, they entered into a discourse concerning the

pleasures and innocent freedoms of the times they had seen, when scandal

and malevolence were unknown at Court.

Le Guast, finding this plot miscarry, was not long in contriving another.

He addressed himself for this purpose to certain gentlemen who attended

the King my husband. These had been formerly the friends of Bussi, but,

envying the glory he had obtained, were now become his enemies. Under

the mask of zeal for their master, they disguised the envy, which they

harboured in their breasts. They entered into a design of assassinating

Bussi as he left my brother to go to his own lodgings, which was

generally at a late hour. They knew that he was always accompanied home

by fifteen or sixteen gentlemen, belonging to my brother, and that,

notwithstanding he wore no sword, having been lately wounded in the right

arm, his presence was sufficient to inspire the rest with courage.

In order, therefore, to make sure work, they resolved on attacking him

with two or three hundred men, thinking that night would throw a veil

over the disgrace of such an assassination.

Le Guast, who commanded a regiment of guards, furnished the requisite

number of men, whom he disposed in five or six divisions, in the street

through which he was to pass. Their orders were to put out the torches

and flambeaux, and then to fire their pieces, after which they were to

charge his company, observing particularly to attack one who had his

right arm slung in a scarf.

Fortunately they escaped the intended massacre, and, fighting their way

through, reached Bussi's lodgings, one gentleman only being killed, who

was particularly attached to M. de Bussi, and who was probably mistaken

for him, as he had his arm likewise slung in a scarf.

An Italian gentleman, who belonged to my brother, left them at the

beginning of the attack, and came running back to the Louvre. As soon as

he reached my brother's chamber door, he cried out aloud:

"Busai is assassinated!" My brother was going out, but I, hearing the

cry of assassination, left my chamber, by good fortune not being

undressed, and stopped my brother. I then sent for the Queen my mother

to come with all haste in order to prevent him from going out, as he was

resolved to do, regardless of what might happen. It was with difficulty

we could stay him, though the Queen my mother represented the hazard he

ran from the darkness of the night, and his ignorance of the nature of

the attack, which might have been purposely designed by Le Guast to take

away his life. Her entreaties and persuasions would have been of little

avail if she had not used her authority to order all the doors to be

barred, and taken the resolution of remaining where she was until she had

learned what had really happened.

Bussi, whom God had thus miraculously preserved, with that presence of

mind which he was so remarkable for in time of battle and the most

imminent danger, considering within himself when he reached home the

anxiety of his master's mind should he have received any false report,

and fearing he might expose himself to hazard upon the first alarm being

given (which certainly would have been the case, if my mother had not

interfered and prevented it), immediately despatched one of his people to

let him know every circumstance.

The next day Busai showed himself at the Louvre without the least dread

of enemies, as if what had happened had been merely the attack of a

tournament. My brother exhibited much pleasure at the sight of Busai,

but expressed great resentment at such a daring attempt to deprive him of

so brave and valuable a servant, a man whom Le Guast durst not attack in

any other way than by a base assassination.

LETTER X.

Bussi Is Sent from Court.--Marguerite's Husband Attacked with a Fit of

Epilepsy.--Her Great Care of Him.--Torigni Dismissed from Marguerite's

Service.--The King of Navarre and the Duc d'Alencon Secretly Leave the

Court.

The Queen my mother, a woman endowed with the greatest prudence and

foresight of any one I ever knew, apprehensive of evil consequences from

this affair, and fearing a dissension betwixt her two sons, advised my

brother to fall upon some pretence for sending Bussi away from Court. In

this advice I joined her, and, through our united counsel and request, my

brother was prevailed upon to give his consent. I had every reason to

suppose that Le Guast would take advantage of the reencounter to foment

the coolness which already existed betwixt my brother and the King my

husband into an open rupture. Bussi, who implicitly followed my

brother's directions in everything, departed with a company of the

bravest noblemen that were about the latter's person.

Bussi was now removed from the machinations of Le Guast, who likewise

failed in accomplishing a design he had long projected,--to disunite the

King my husband and me.

One night my husband was attacked with a fit, and continued insensible

for the space of an hour,--occasioned, I supposed, by his excesses with

women, for I never knew anything of the kind to happen to him before.

However, as it was my duty so to do, I attended him with so much care and

assiduity that, when he recovered, he spoke of it to every one, declaring

that, if I had not perceived his indisposition and called for the help of

my women, he should not have survived the fit.

From this time he treated me with more kindness, and the cordiality

betwixt my brother and him was again revived, as if I had been the point

of union at which they were to meet, or the cement that joined them

together.

Le Guast was now at his wit's end for some fresh contrivance to breed

disunion in the Court.

He had lately persuaded the King to remove from about the person of the

Queen-consort a princess of the greatest virtue and most amiable

qualities, a female attendant of the name of Changi, for whom the Queen

entertained a particular esteem, as having been brought up with her.

Being successful in this measure, he now thought of making the King my

husband send away Torigni, whom I greatly regarded.

The argument he used with the King was, that young princesses ought to

have no favourites about them.

The King, yielding to this man's persuasions, spoke of it to my husband,

who observed that it would be a matter that would greatly distress me;

that if I had an esteem for Torigni it was not without cause, as she had

been brought up with the Queen of Spain and me from our infancy; that,

moreover, Torigni was a young lady of good understanding, and had been of

great use to him during his confinement at Vincennes; that it would be

the greatest ingratitude in him to overlook services of such a nature,

and that he remembered well when his Majesty had expressed the same

sentiments.

Thus did he defend himself against the performance of so ungrateful an

action. However, the King listened only to the arguments of Le Guast,

and told my husband that he should have no more love for him if he did

not remove Torigni from about me the very next morning.

He was forced to comply, greatly contrary to his will, and, as he has

since declared to me, with much regret. Joining entreaties to commands,

he laid his injunctions on me accordingly.

How displeasing this separation was I plainly discovered by the many

tears I shed on receiving his orders. It was in vain to represent to him

the injury done to my character by the sudden removal of one who had been

with me from my earliest years, and was so greatly, in my esteem and

confidence; he could not give an ear to my reasons, being firmly bound by

the promise he had made to the King.

Accordingly, Torigni left me that very day, and went to the house of a

relation, M. Chastelas. I was so greatly offended with this fresh

indignity, after so many of the kind formerly received, that I could not

help yielding to resentment; and my grief and concern getting the upper

hand of my prudence, I exhibited a great coolness and indifference

towards my husband. Le Guast and Madame de Sauves were successful in

creating a like indifference on his part, which, coinciding with mine,

separated us altogether, and we neither spoke to each other nor slept in

the same bed.

A few days after this, some faithful servants about the person of the

King my husband remarked to him the plot which had been concerted with so

much artifice to lead him to his ruin, by creating a division, first

betwixt him and my brother, and next betwixt him and me, thereby

separating him from those in whom only he could hope for his principal

support. They observed to him that already matters were brought to such

a pass that the King showed little regard for him, and even appeared to

despise him.

They afterwards addressed themselves to my brother, whose situation was

not in the least mended since the departure of Bussi, Le Guast causing

fresh indignities to be offered him daily. They represented to him that

the King my husband and he were both circumstanced alike, and equally in

disgrace, as Le Guast had everything under his direction; so that both of

them were under the necessity of soliciting, through him, any favours

which they might want of the King, and which, when demanded, were

constantly refused them with great contempt. Moreover, it was become

dangerous to offer them service, as it was inevitable ruin for any one to

do so.

"Since, then," said they, "your dissensions appear to be so likely to

prove fatal to both, it would be advisable in you both to unite and come

to a determination of leaving the Court; and, after collecting together

your friends and servants, to require from the King an establishment

suitable to your ranks." They observed to my brother that he had never

yet been put in possession of his appanage, and received for his

subsistence only some certain allowances, which were not regularly paid

him, as they passed through the hands of Le Guast, and were at his

disposal, to be discharged or kept back, as he judged proper. They

concluded with observing that, with regard to the King my husband, the

government of Guyenne was taken out of his hands; neither was he

permitted to visit that or any other of his dominions.

It was hereupon resolved to pursue the counsel now given, and that the

King my husband and my brother should immediately withdraw themselves

from Court. My brother made me acquainted with this resolution,

observing to me, as my husband and he were now friends again, that I

ought to forget all that had passed; that my husband had declared to him

that he was sorry things had so happened, that we had been outwitted by

our enemies, but that he was resolved, from henceforward, to show me

every attention and give me every proof of his love and esteem, and he

concluded with begging me to make my husband every show of affection, and

to be watchful for their interest during their absence.

It was concerted betwixt them that my brother should depart first, making

off in a carriage in the best manner he could; that, in a few days

afterwards, the King my husband should follow, under pretence of going on

a hunting party. They both expressed their concern that they could not

take me with them, assuring me that I had no occasion to have any

apprehensions, as it would soon appear that they had no design to disturb

the peace of the kingdom, but merely to ensure the safety of their own

persons, and to settle their establishments. In short, it might well be

supposed that, in their present situation, they had danger to themselves

from such reason to apprehend as had evil designs against their family.

Accordingly, as soon as it was dusk, and before the King's supper-time,

my brother changed his cloak, and concealing the lower part of his face

to his nose in it, left the palace, attended by a servant who was little

known, and went on foot to the gate of St. Honore, where he found Simier

waiting for him in a coach, borrowed of a lady for the purpose.

My brother threw himself into it, and went to a house about a quarter of

a league out of Paris, where horses were stationed ready; and at the

distance of about a league farther, he joined a party of two or three

hundred horsemen of his servants, who were awaiting his coming. My

brother was not missed till nine o'clock, when the King and the Queen my

mother asked me the reason he did not come to sup with them as usual, and

if I knew of his being indisposed. I told them I had not seen him since

noon. Thereupon they sent to his apartments. Word was brought back that

he was not there. Orders were then given to inquire at the apartments of

the ladies whom he was accustomed to visit. He was nowhere to be found.

There was now a general alarm. The King flew into a great passion, and

began to threaten me. He then sent for all the Princes and the great

officers of the Court; and giving orders for a pursuit to be made, and to

bring him back, dead or alive, cried out:

"He is gone to make war against me; but I will show him what it is to

contend with a king of my power."

Many of the Princes and officers of State remonstrated against these

orders, which they observed ought to be well weighed. They said that, as

their duty directed, they were willing to venture their lives in the

King's service; but to act against his brother they were certain would

not be pleasing to the King himself; that they were well convinced his

brother would undertake nothing that should give his Majesty displeasure,

or be productive of danger to the realm; that perhaps his leaving the

Court was owing to some disgust, which it would be more advisable to send

and inquire into. Others, on the contrary, were for putting the King's

orders into execution; but, whatever expedition they could use, it was

day before they set off; and as it was then too late to overtake my

brother, they returned, being only equipped for the pursuit.

I was in tears the whole night of my brother's departure, and the next

day was seized with a violent cold, which was succeeded by a fever that

confined me to my bed.

Meanwhile my husband was preparing for his departure, which took up all

the time he could spare from his visits to Madame de Sauves; so that he

did not think of me. He returned as usual at two or three in the

morning, and, as we had separate beds, I seldom heard him; and in the

morning, before I was awake, he went to my mother's levee, where he met

Madame de Sauves, as usual.

This being the case, he quite forgot his promise to my brother of

speaking to me; and when he went, away, it was without taking leave of

me.

The King did not show my husband more favour after my brother's evasion,

but continued to behave with his former coolness. This the more

confirmed him in the resolution of leaving the Court, so that in a few

days, under the pretence of hunting, he went away.

LETTER XI.

Queen Marguerite under Arrest.--Attempt on Torigni's Life.--Her Fortunate

Deliverance.

The King, supposing that I was a principal instrument in aiding the

Princes in their desertion, was greatly incensed against me, and his rage

became at length so violent that, had not the Queen my mother moderated

it, I am inclined to think my life had been in danger. Giving way to her

counsel, he became more calm, but insisted upon a guard being placed over

me, that I might not follow the King my husband, neither have

communication with any one, so as to give the Princes intelligence of

what was going on at Court. The Queen my mother gave her consent to this

measure, as being the least violent, and was well pleased to find his

anger cooled in so great a degree. She, however, requested that she

might be permitted to discourse with me, in order to reconcile me to a

submission to treatment of so different a kind from what I had hitherto

known. At the same time she advised the King to consider that these

troubles might not be lasting; that everything in the world bore a double

aspect; that what now appeared to him horrible and alarming, might, upon

a second view, assume a more pleasing and tranquil look; that, as things

changed, so should measures change with them; that there might come a

time when he might have occasion for my services; that, as prudence

counselled us not to repose too much confidence in our friends, lest they

should one day become our enemies, so was it advisable to conduct

ourselves in such a manner to our enemies as if we had hopes they should

hereafter become our friends. By such prudent remonstrances did the

Queen my mother restrain the King from proceeding to extremities with me,

as he would otherwise possibly have done.

Le Guast now endeavoured to divert his fury to another object, in order

to wound me in a most sensitive part. He prevailed on the King to adopt

a design for seizing Torigni, at the house of her cousin Chastelas, and,

under pretence of bringing her before the King, to drown her in a river

which they were to cross. The party sent upon this errand was admitted

by Chastelas, not suspecting any evil design, without the least

difficulty, into his house. As soon as they had gained admission they

proceeded to execute the cruel business they were sent upon, by fastening

Torigni with cords and locking her up in a chamber, whilst their horses

were baiting. Meantime, according to the French custom, they crammed

themselves, like gluttons, with the best eatables the house afforded.

Chastelas, who was a man of discretion, was not displeased to gain time

at the expense of some part of his substance, considering that the

suspension of a sentence is a prolongation of life, and that during this

respite the King's heart might relent, and he might countermand his

former orders. With these considerations he was induced to submit,

though it was in his power to have called for assistance to repel this

violence. But God, who hath constantly regarded my afflictions and

afforded me protection against the malicious designs of my enemies, was

pleased to order poor Torigni to be delivered by means which I could

never have devised had I been acquainted with the plot, of which I was

totally ignorant. Several of the domestics, male as well as female, had

left the house in a fright, fearing the insolence and rude treatment of

this troop of soldiers, who behaved as riotously as if they were in a

house given up to pillage. Some of these, at the distance of a quarter

of a league from the house, by God's providence, fell in with Ferte and

Avantigni, at the head of their troops, in number about two hundred

horse, on their march to join my brother. Ferte, remarking a labourer,

whom he knew to belong to Chastelas, apparently in great distress,

inquired of him what was the matter, and whether he had been ill-used by

any of the soldiery. The man related to him all he knew, and in what

state he had left his master's house. Hereupon Ferte and Avantigni

resolved, out of regard to me, to effect Torigni's deliverance, returning

thanks to God for having afforded them so favourable an opportunity of

testifying the respect they had always entertained towards me.

Accordingly, they proceeded to the house with all expedition, and arrived

just at the moment these soldiers were setting Torigni on horseback, for

the purpose of conveying her to the river wherein they had orders to

plunge her. Galloping into the courtyard, sword in hand, they cried out:

"Assassins, if you dare to offer that lady the least injury, you are dead

men!" So saying, they attacked them and drove them to flight, leaving

their prisoner behind, nearly as dead with joy as she was before with

fear and apprehension. After returning thanks to God and her deliverers

for so opportune and unexpected a rescue, she and her cousin Chastelas

set off in a carriage, under the escort of their rescuers, and joined my

brother, who, since he could not have me with him, was happy to have one

so dear to me about him. She remained under my brother's protection as

long as any danger was apprehended, and was treated with as much respect

as if she had been with me.

Whilst the King was giving directions for this notable expedition, for

the purpose of sacrificing Torigni to his vengeance, the Queen my mother,

who had not received the least intimation of it, came to my apartment as

I was dressing to go abroad, in order to observe how I should be received

after what had passed at Court, having still some alarms on account of my

husband and brother. I had hitherto confined myself to my chamber, not

having perfectly recovered my health, and, in reality, being all the time

as much indisposed in mind as in body.

My mother, perceiving my intention, addressed me in these words: "My

child, you are giving yourself unnecessary trouble in dressing to go

abroad. Do not be alarmed at what I am going to tell you. Your own good

sense will dictate to you that you ought not to be surprised if the King

resents the conduct of your brother and husband, and as he knows the love

and friendship that exist between you three, should suppose that you were

privy to their design of leaving the Court. He has, for this reason,

resolved to detain you in it, as a hostage for them. He is sensible how

much you are beloved by your husband, and thinks he can hold no pledge

that is more dear to him. On this account it is that the King has

ordered his guards to be placed, with directions not to suffer you to

leave your apartments. He has done this with the advice of his

counsellors, by whom it was suggested that, if you had your free liberty,

you might be induced to advise your brother and husband of their

deliberations. I beg you will not be offended with these measures,

which, if it so please God, may not be of long continuance. I beg,

moreover, you will not be displeased with me if I do not pay you frequent

visits, as I should be unwilling to create any suspicions in the King's

mind. However, you may rest assured that I shall prevent any further

steps from being taken that may prove disagreeable to you, and that I

shall use my utmost endeavours to bring about a reconciliation betwixt

your brothers."

I represented to her, in reply, the great indignity that was offered to

me by putting me under arrest; that it was true my brother had all along

communicated to me the just cause he had to be dissatisfied, but that,

with respect to the King my husband, from the time Torigni was taken from

me we had not spoken to each other; neither had he visited me during my

indisposition, nor did he even take leave of me when he left Court.

"This," says she, "is nothing at all; it is merely a trifling difference

betwixt man and wife, which a few sweet words, conveyed in a letter, will

set to rights. When, by such means, he has regained your affections, he

has only to write to you to come to him, and you will set off at the very

first opportunity. Now, this is what the King my son wishes to prevent."

LETTER XII.

The Peace of Sens betwixt Henri III. and the Huguenots.

The Queen my mother left me, saying these words. For my part, I remained

a close prisoner, without a visit from a single person, none of my most

intimate friends daring to come near me, through the apprehension that

such a step might prove injurious to their interests. Thus it is ever in

Courts. Adversity is solitary, while prosperity dwells in a crowd; the

object of persecution being sure to be shunned by his nearest friends and

dearest connections. The brave Grillon was the only one who ventured to

visit me, at the hazard of incurring disgrace. He came five or six times

to see me, and my guards were so much astonished at his resolution, and

awed by his presence, that not a single Cerberus of them all would

venture to refuse him entrance to my apartments.

Meanwhile, the King my husband reached the States under his government.

Being joined there by his friends and dependents, they all represented to

him the indignity offered to me by his quitting the Court without taking

leave of me. They observed to him that I was a princess of good

understanding, and that it would be for his interest to regain my esteem;

that, when matters were put on their former footing, he might derive to

himself great advantage from my presence at Court. Now that he was at a

distance from his Circe, Madame de Sauves, he could listen to good

advice. Absence having abated the force of her charms, his eyes were

opened; he discovered the plots and machinations of our enemies, and

clearly perceived that a rupture could not but tend to the ruin of us

both.

Accordingly, he wrote me a very affectionate letter, wherein he entreated

me to forget all that had passed betwixt us, assuring me that from

thenceforth he would ever love me, and would give me every demonstration

that he did so, desiring me to inform him of what was going on at Court,

and how it fared with me and my brother. My brother was in Champagne and

the King my husband in Gascony, and there had been no communication

betwixt them, though they were on terms of friendship.

I received this letter during my imprisonment, and it gave me great

comfort under that situation. Although my guards had strict orders not

to permit me to set pen to paper, yet, as necessity is said to be the

mother of invention, I found means to write many letters to him. Some few

days after I had been put under arrest, my brother had intelligence of

it, which chagrined him so much that, had not the love of his country

prevailed with him, the effects of his resentment would have been shown

in a cruel civil war, to which purpose he had a sufficient force entirely

at his devotion. He was, however, withheld by his patriotism, and

contented himself with writing to the Queen my mother, informing her

that, if I was thus treated, he should be driven upon some desperate

measure. She, fearing the consequence of an open rupture, and dreading

lest, if blows were once struck, she should be deprived of the power of

bringing about a reconciliation betwixt the brothers, represented the

consequences to the King, and found him well disposed to lend an ear to

her reasons, as his anger was now cooled by the apprehensions of being

attacked in Gascony, Dauphiny, Languedoc, and Poitou, with all the

strength of the Huguenots under the King my husband. Besides the many

strong places held by the Huguenots, my brother had an army with him in

Champagne, composed chiefly of nobility, the bravest and best in France.

The King found, since my brother's departure, that he could not, either

by threats or rewards, induce a single person among the princes and great

lords to act against him, so much did every one fear to intermeddle in

this quarrel, which they considered as of a family nature; and after

having maturely reflected on his situation, he acquiesced in my mother's

opinion, and begged her to fall upon some means of reconciliation. She

thereupon proposed going to my brother and taking me with her. To the

measure of taking me, the King had an objection, as he considered me as

the hostage for my husband and brother. She then agreed to leave me

behind, and set off without my knowledge of the matter. At their

interview, my brother represented to the Queen my mother that he could

not but be greatly dissatisfied with the King after the many

mortifications he had received at Court; that the cruelty and injustice

of confining me hurt him equally as if done to himself; observing,

moreover, that, as if my arrest were not a sufficient mortification, poor

Torigni must be made to suffer; and concluding with the declaration of

his firm resolution not to listen to any terms of peace until I was

restored to my liberty, and reparation made me for the indignity I had

sustained. The Queen my mother being unable to obtain any other answer,

returned to Court and acquainted the King with my brother's

determination. Her advice was to go back again with me, for going

without me, she said, would answer very little purpose; and if I went

with her in disgust, it would do more harm than good. Besides, there was

reason to fear, in that case, I should insist upon going to my husband.

"In short," says she, "my daughter's guard must be removed, and she must

be satisfied in the best way we can."

The King agreed to follow her advice, and was now, on a sudden, as eager

to reconcile matters betwixt us as she was herself. Hereupon I was sent

for, and when I came to her, she informed me that she had paved the way

for peace; that it was for the good of the State, which she was sensible

I must be as desirous to promote as my brother; that she had it now in

her power to make a peace which would be as satisfactory as my brother

could desire, and would put us entirely out of the reach of Le Guast's

machinations, or those of any one else who might have an influence over

the King's mind. She observed that, by assisting her to procure a good

understanding betwixt the King and my brother, I should relieve her from

that cruel disquietude under which she at present laboured, as, should

things come to an open rupture, she could not but be grieved, whichever

party prevailed, as they were both her sons. She therefore expressed her

hopes that I would forget the injuries I had received, and dispose myself

to concur in a peace, rather than join in any plan of revenge. She

assured me that the King was sorry for what had happened; that he had

even expressed his regret to her with tears in his eyes, and had declared

that he was ready to give me every satisfaction. I replied that I was

willing to sacrifice everything for the good of my brothers and of the

State; that I wished for nothing so much as peace, and that I would exert

myself to the utmost to bring it about.

As I uttered these words, the King came into the closet, and, with a

number of fine speeches, endeavoured to soften my resentment and to

recover my friendship, to which I made such returns as might show him I

harboured no ill-will for the injuries I had received. I was induced to

such behaviour rather out of contempt, and because it was good policy to

let the King go away satisfied with me.

Besides, I had found a secret pleasure, during my confinement, from the

perusal of good books, to which I had given myself up with a delight I

never before experienced. I consider this as an obligation I owe to

fortune, or, rather, to Divine Providence, in order to prepare me, by

such efficacious means, to bear up against the misfortunes and calamities

that awaited me. By tracing nature in the universal book which is opened

to all mankind, I was led to the knowledge of the Divine Author. Science

conducts us, step by step, through the whole range of creation, until we

arrive, at length, at God. Misfortune prompts us to summon our utmost

strength to oppose grief and recover tranquillity, until at length we

find a powerful aid in the knowledge and love of God, whilst prosperity

hurries us away until we are overwhelmed by our passions. My captivity

and its consequent solitude afforded me the double advantage of exciting

a passion for study, and an inclination for devotion, advantages I had

never experienced during the vanities and splendour of my prosperity.

As I have already observed, the King, discovering in me no signs of

discontent, informed me that the Queen my mother was going into Champagne

to have an interview with my brother, in order to bring about a peace,

and begged me to accompany her thither and to use my best endeavours to

forward his views, as he knew my brother was always well disposed to

follow my counsel; and he concluded with saying that the peace, when

accomplished, he should ever consider as being due to my good offices,

and should esteem himself obliged to me for it. I promised to exert

myself in so good a work, which I plainly perceived was both for my

brother's advantage and the benefit of the State.

The Queen my mother and I set off for Sens the next day. The conference

was agreed to be held in a gentleman's chateau, at a distance of about a

league from that place. My brother was waiting for us, accompanied by a

small body of troops and the principal Catholic noblemen and princes of

his army. Amongst these were the Duc Casimir and Colonel Poux, who had

brought him six thousand German horse, raised by the Huguenots, they

having joined my brother, as the King my husband and he acted in

conjunction.

The treaty was continued for several days, the conditions of peace

requiring much discussion, especially such articles of it as related to

religion. With respect to these, when at length agreed upon, they were

too much to the advantage of the Huguenots, as it appeared afterwards, to

be kept; but the Queen my mother gave in to them, in order to have a

peace, and that the German cavalry before mentioned might be disbanded.

She was, moreover, desirous to get my brother out of the hands of the

Huguenots; and he was himself as willing to leave them, being always a

very good Catholic, and joining the Huguenots only through necessity. One

condition of the peace was, that my brother should have a suitable

establishment. My brother likewise stipulated for me, that my marriage

portion should be assigned in lands, and M. de Beauvais, a commissioner

on his part, insisted much upon it. My mother, however, opposed it, and

persuaded me to join her in it, assuring me that I should obtain from the

King all I could require. Thereupon I begged I might not be included in

the articles of peace, observing that I would rather owe whatever I was

to receive to the particular favour of the King and the Queen my mother,

and should, besides, consider it as more secure when obtained by such

means.

The peace being thus concluded and ratified on both sides, the Queen my

mother prepared to return. At this instant I received letters from the

King my husband, in which he expressed a great desire to see me, begging

me, as soon as peace was agreed on, to ask leave to go to him. I

communicated my husband's wish to the Queen my mother, and added my own

entreaties. She expressed herself greatly averse to such a measure, and

used every argument to set me against it. She observed that, when I

refused her proposal of a divorce after St. Bartholomew's Day, she gave

way to my refusal, and commended me for it, because my husband was then

converted to the Catholic religion; but now that he had abjured

Catholicism, and was turned Huguenot again, she could not give her

consent that I should go to him. When I still insisted upon going, she

burst into a flood of tears, and said, if I did not return with her, it

would prove her ruin; that the King would believe it was her doing; that

she had promised to bring me back with her; and that, when my brother

returned to Court, which would be soon, she would give her consent.

We now returned to Paris, and found the King well satisfied that we had

made a peace; though not, however, pleased with the articles concluded in

favour of the Huguenots. He therefore resolved within himself, as soon

as my brother should return to Court, to find some pretext for renewing

the war. These advantageous conditions were, indeed, only granted the

Huguenots to get my brother out of their hands, who was detained near two

months, being employed in disbanding his German horse and the rest of his

army.

LETTER XIII.

The League.--War Declared against the Huguenots.--Queen Marguerite Sets

out for Spa.

At length my brother returned to Court, accompanied by all the Catholic

nobility who had followed his fortunes. The King received him very

graciously, and showed, by his reception of him, how much he was pleased

at his return. Bussi, who returned with my brother, met likewise with a

gracious reception. Le Guast was now no more, having died under the

operation of a particular regimen ordered for him by his physician. He

had given himself up to every kind of debauchery; and his death seemed

the judgment of the Almighty on one whose body had long been perishing,

and whose soul had been made over to the prince of demons as the price of

assistance through the means of diabolical magic, which he constantly

practised. The King, though now without this instrument of his malicious

contrivances, turned his thoughts entirely upon the destruction of the

Huguenots. To effect this, he strove to engage my brother against them,

and thereby make them his enemies and that I might be considered as

another enemy, he used every means to prevent me from going to the King

my husband. Accordingly he showed every mark of attention to both of us,

and manifested an inclination to gratify all our wishes.

After some time, M. de Duras arrived at Court, sent by the King my

husband to hasten my departure. Hereupon, I pressed the King greatly to

think well of it, and give me his leave. He, to colour his refusal, told

me he could not part with me at present, as I was the chief ornament of

his Court; that he must, keep me a little longer, after which he would

accompany me himself on my way as far as Poitiers. With this answer and

assurance, he sent M. de Duras back. These excuses were purposely framed

in order to gain time until everything was prepared for declaring war

against the Huguenots, and, in consequence, against the King my husband,

as he fully designed to do.

As a pretence to break with the Huguenots, a report was spread abroad

that the Catholics were dissatisfied with the Peace of Sens, and thought

the terms of it too advantageous for the Huguenots. This rumour

succeeded, and produced all that discontent amongst the Catholics

intended by it. A league was formed: in the provinces and great cities,

which was joined by numbers of the Catholics. M. de Guise was named as

the head of all. This was well known to the King, who pretended to be

ignorant of what was going forward, though nothing else was talked of at

Court.

The States were convened to meet at Blois. Previous to the opening of

this assembly, the King called my brother to his closet, where were

present the Queen my mother and some of the King's counsellors. He

represented the great consequence the Catholic league was to his State

and authority, even though they should appoint De Guise as the head of

it; that such a measure was of the highest importance to them both,

meaning my brother and himself; that the Catholics had very just reason

to be dissatisfied with the peace, and that it behoved him, addressing

himself to my brother, rather to join the Catholics than the Huguenots,

and this from conscience as well as interest. He concluded his address

to my brother with conjuring him, as a son of France and a good Catholic,

to assist him with his aid and counsel in this critical juncture, when

his crown and the Catholic religion were both at stake. He further said

that, in order to get the start of so formidable a league, he ought to

form one himself, and become the head of it, as well to show his zeal for

religion as to prevent the Catholics from uniting under any other leader.

He then proposed to declare himself the head of a league, which should be

joined by my brother, the princes, nobles, governors, and others holding

offices under the Government. Thus was my brother reduced to the

necessity of making his Majesty a tender of his services for the support

and maintenance of the Catholic religion.

The King, having now obtained assurances of my brother's assistance in

the event of a war, which was his sole view in the league which he had

formed with so much art, assembled together the princes and chief

noblemen of his Court, and, calling for the roll of the league, signed it

first himself, next calling upon my brother to sign it, and, lastly, upon

all present.

The next day the States opened their meeting, when the King, calling upon

the Bishops of Lyons, Ambrune, Vienne, and other prelates there present,

for their advice, was told that, after the oath taken at his coronation,

no oath made to heretics could bind him, and therefore he was absolved

from his engagements with the Huguenots.

This declaration being made at the opening of the assembly, and war

declared against the Huguenots, the King abruptly dismissed from Court

the Huguenot, Genisac, who had arrived a few days before, charged by the

King my husband with a commission to hasten my departure. The King very

sharply told him that his sister had been given to a Catholic, and not to

a Huguenot; and that if the King my husband expected to have me, he must

declare himself a Catholic.

Every preparation for war was made, and nothing else talked of at Court;

and, to make my brother still more obnoxious to the Huguenots, he had the

command of an army given him. Genisac came and informed me of the rough

message he had been dismissed with. Hereupon I went directly to the

closet of the Queen my mother, where I found the King. I expressed my

resentment at being deceived by him, and at being cajoled by his promise

to accompany me from Paris to Poitiers, which, as it now appeared, was a

mere pretence. I represented that I did not marry by my own choice, but

entirely agreeable to the advice of King Charles, the Queen my mother,

and himself; that, since they had given him to me for a husband, they

ought not to hinder me from partaking of his fortunes; that I was

resolved to go to him, and that if I had not their leave, I would get

away how I could, even at the hazard of my life. The King answered:

"Sister, it is not now a time to importune me for leave. I acknowledge

that I have, as you say, hitherto prevented you from going, in order to

forbid it altogether. From the time the King of Navarre changed his

religion, and again became a Huguenot, I have been against your going to

him. What the Queen my mother and I are doing is for your good. I am

determined to carry on a war of extermination until this wretched

religion of the Huguenots, which is of so mischievous a nature, is no

more. Consider, my sister, if you, who are a Catholic, were once in

their hands, you would become a hostage for me, and prevent my design.

And who knows but they might seek their revenge upon me by taking away

your life? No, you shall not go amongst them; and if you leave us in the

manner you have now mentioned, rely upon it that you will make the Queen

your mother and me your bitterest enemies, and that we shall use every

means to make you feel the effects of our resentment; and, moreover, you

will make your husband's situation worse instead of better."

I went from this audience with much dissatisfaction, and, taking advice

of the principal persons of both sexes belonging to Court whom I esteemed

my friends, I found them all of opinion that it would be exceedingly

improper for me to remain in a Court now at open variance with the King

my husband. They recommended me not to stay at Court whilst the war

lasted, saying it would be more honourable for me to leave the kingdom

under the pretence of a pilgrimage, or a visit to some of my kindred. The

Princesse de Roche-sur-Yon was amongst those I consulted upon the

occasion, who was on the point of setting off for Spa to take the waters

there.

My brother was likewise present at the consultation, and brought with him

Mondoucet, who had been to Flanders in quality of the King's agent,

whence he was just returned to represent to the King the discontent that

had arisen amongst the Flemings on account of infringements made by the

Spanish Government on the French laws. He stated that he was

commissioned by several nobles, and the municipalities of several towns,

to declare how much they were inclined in their hearts towards France,

and how ready they were to come under a French government. Mondoucet,

perceiving the King not inclined to listen to his representation, as

having his mind wholly occupied by the war he had entered into with the

Huguenots, whom he was resolved to punish for having joined my brother,

had ceased to move in it further to the King, and addressed himself on

the subject to my brother. My brother, with that princely spirit which

led him to undertake great achievements, readily lent an ear to

Mondoucet's proposition, and promised to engage in it, for he was born

rather to conquer than to keep what he conquered. Mondoucet's

proposition was the more pleasing to him as it was not unjust, it being,

in fact, to recover to France what had been usurped by Spain.

Mondoucet had now engaged himself in my brother's service, and was to

return to Flanders' under a pretence of accompanying the Princesse de

Roche-sur-Yon in her journey to Spa; and as this agent perceived my

counsellers to be at a loss for some pretence for my leaving Court and

quitting France during the war, and that at first Savoy was proposed for

my retreat, then Lorraine, and then Our Lady of Loretto, he suggested to

my brother that I might be of great use to him in Flanders, if, under the

colour of any complaint, I should be recommended to drink the Spa waters,

and go with the Princesse de Roche-sur-Yon. My brother acquiesced in

this opinion, and came up to me, saying: "Oh, Queen! you need be no

longer at a loss for a place to go to. I have observed that you have

frequently an erysipelas on your arm, and you must accompany the Princess

to Spa. You must say, your physicians had ordered those waters for the

complaint; but when they, did so, it was not the season to take them.

That season is now approaching, and you hope to have the King's leave to

go there."

My brother did not deliver all he wished to say at that time, because the

Cardinal de Bourbon was present, whom he knew to be a friend to the

Guises and to Spain. However, I saw through his real design, and that he

wished me to promote his views in Flanders.

The company approved of my brother's advice, and the Princesse de

Roche-sur-Yon heard the proposal with great joy, having a great regard

for me. She promised to attend me to the Queen my mother when I should

ask her consent.

The next day I found the Queen alone, and represented to her the extreme

regret I experienced in finding that a war was inevitable betwixt the

King my husband and his Majesty, and that I must continue in a state of

separation from my husband; that, as long as the war lasted, it was

neither decent nor honourable for me to stay at Court, where I must be in

one or other, or both, of these cruel situations either that the King my

husband should believe that I continued in it out of inclination, and

think me deficient in the duty I owed him; or that his Majesty should

entertain suspicions of my giving intelligence to the King my husband.

Either of these cases, I observed, could not but prove injurious to me. I

therefore prayed her not to take it amiss if I desired to remove myself

from Court, and from becoming so unpleasantly situated; adding that my

physicians had for some time recommended me to take the Spa waters for an

erysipelas--to which I had been long subject--on my arm; the season for

taking these waters was now approaching, and that if she approved of it,

I would use the present opportunity, by which means I should be at a

distance from Court, and show my husband that, as I could not be with

him, I was unwilling to remain amongst his enemies. I further expressed

my hopes that, through her prudence, a peace might be effected in a short

time betwixt the King my husband and his Majesty, and that my husband

might be restored to the favour he formerly enjoyed; that whenever I

learned the news of so joyful an event, I would renew my solicitations to

be permitted to go to my husband. In the meantime, I should hope for her

permission to have the honour of accompanying the Princesse de

Roche-sur-Yon, there present, in her journey to Spa.

She approved of what I proposed, and expressed her satisfaction that I

had taken so prudent a resolution. She observed how much she was

chagrined when she found that the King, through the evil persuasions of

the bishops, had resolved to break through the conditions of the last

peace, which she had concluded in his name. She saw already the ill

effects of this hasty proceeding, as it had removed from the King's

Council many of his ablest and best servants. This gave her, she said,

much concern, as it did likewise to think I could not remain at Court

without offending my husband, or creating jealousy and suspicion in the

King's mind. This being certainly what was likely to be the consequence

of my staying, she would advise the King to give me leave to set out on

this journey.

She was as good as her word, and the King discoursed with me on the

subject without exhibiting the smallest resentment. Indeed, he was well

pleased now that he had prevented me from going to the King my husband,

for whom he had conceived the greatest animosity.

He ordered a courier to be immediately despatched to Don John of

Austria,--who commanded for the King of Spain in Flanders,--to obtain

from him the necessary passports for a free passage in the countries

under his command, as I should be obliged to cross a part of Flanders to

reach Spa, which is in the bishopric of Liege.

All matters being thus arranged, we separated in a few days after this

interview. The short time my brother and I remained together was

employed by him in giving me instructions for the commission I had

undertaken to execute for him in Flanders. The King and the Queen my

mother set out for Poitiers, to be near the army of M. de Mayenne, then

besieging Brouage, which place being reduced, it was intended to march

into Gascony and attack the King my husband.

My brother had the command of another army, ordered to besiege Issoire

and some other towns, which he soon after took.

For my part, I set out on my journey to Flanders accompanied by the

Princesse de Roche-sur-Yon, Madame de Tournon, the lady of my bedchamber,

Madame de Mouy of Picardy, Madame de Chastelaine, De Millon, Mademoiselle

d'Atric, Mademoiselle de Tournon, and seven or eight other young ladies.

My male attendants were the Cardinal de Lenoncourt, the Bishop of

Langres, and M. de Mouy, Seigneur de Picardy, at present father-in-law to

the brother of Queen Louise, called the Comte de Chalingy, with my

principal steward of the household, my chief esquires, and the other

gentlemen of my establishment.

LETTER XIV.

Description of Queen Marguerite's Equipage.--Her Journey to Liege

Described.--She Enters with Success upon Her Mission.--Striking Instance

of Maternal Duty and Affection in a Great Lady.--Disasters near the Close

of the Journey.

The cavalcade that attended me excited great curiosity as it passed

through the several towns in the course of my journey, and reflected no

small degree of credit on France, as it was splendidly set out, and made

a handsome appearance. I travelled in a litter raised with pillars. The

lining of it was Spanish velvet, of a crimson colour, embroidered in

various devices with gold and different coloured silk thread.

The windows were of glass, painted in devices. The lining and windows

had, in the whole, forty devices, all different and alluding to the sun

and its effects. Each device had its motto, either in the Spanish or

Italian language. My litter was followed by two others; in the one was

the Princesse de Roche-sur-Yon, and in the other Madame de Tournon, my

lady of the bedchamber. After them followed ten maids of honour, on

horseback, with their governess; and, last of all, six coaches and

chariots, with the rest of the ladies and all our female attendants.

I took the road of Picardy, the towns in which province had received the

King's orders to pay me all due honours. Being arrived at Le Catelet, a

strong place, about three leagues distant from the frontier of the

Cambresis, the Bishop of Cambray (an ecclesiastical State acknowledging

the King of Spain only as a guarantee) sent a gentleman to inquire of me

at what hour I should leave the place, as he intended to meet me on the

borders of his territory.

Accordingly I found him there, attended by a number of his people, who

appeared to be true Flemings, and to have all the rusticity and

unpolished manners of their country. The Bishop was of the House of

Barlemont, one of the principal families in Flanders. All of this house

have shown themselves Spaniards at heart, and at that time were firmly

attached to Don John. The Bishop received me with great politeness and

not a little of the Spanish ceremony.

Although the city of Cambray is not so well built as some of our towns in

France, I thought it, notwithstanding, far more pleasant than many of

these, as the streets and squares are larger and better disposed. The

churches are grand and highly ornamented, which is, indeed, common to

France; but what I admired, above all, was the citadel, which is the

finest and best constructed in Christendom.

The Spaniards experienced it to be strong whilst my brother had it in his

possession. The governor of the citadel at this time was a worthy

gentleman named M. d'Ainsi, who was, in every respect, a polite and

well-accomplished man, having the carriage and behaviour of one of our

most perfect courtiers, very different from the rude incivility which

appears to be the characteristic of a Fleming.

The Bishop gave us a grand supper, and after supper a ball, to which he

had invited all the ladies of the city. As soon as the ball was opened

he withdrew, in accordance with the Spanish ceremony; but M. d'Ainsi did

the honours for him, and kept me company during the ball, conducting me

afterwards to a collation, which, considering his command at the citadel,

was, I thought, imprudent. I speak from experience, having been taught,

to my cost, and contrary to my desire, the caution and vigilance

necessary to be observed in keeping such places. As my regard for my

brother was always predominant in me, I continually had his instructions

in mind, and now thought I had a fair opportunity to open my commission

and forward his views in Flanders, this town of Cambray, and especially

the citadel, being, as it were, a key to that country. Accordingly I

employed all the talents God had given me to make M. d'Ainsi a friend to

France, and attach him to my brother's interest. Through God's

assistance I succeeded with him, and so much was M. d'Ainsi pleased with

my conversation that he came to the resolution of soliciting the Bishop,

his master, to grant him leave to accompany me as, far as Namur, where

Don John of Austria was in waiting to receive me, observing that he had a

great desire to witness so splendid an interview. This Spanish Fleming,

the Bishop, had the weakness to grant M. d'Ainsi's request, who continued

following in my train for ten or twelve days. During this time he took

every opportunity of discoursing with me, and showed that, in his heart,

he was well disposed to embrace the service of France, wishing no better

master than the Prince my brother, and declaring that he heartily

despised being under the command of his Bishop, who, though his

sovereign, was not his superior by birth, being born a private gentleman

like himself, and, in every other respect, greatly his inferior.

Leaving Cambray, I set out to sleep at Valenciennes, the chief city of a

part of Flanders called by the same name. Where this country is divided

from Cambresis (as far as which I was conducted by the Bishop of

Cambray), the Comte de Lalain, M. de Montigny his brother, and a number

of gentlemen, to the amount of two or three hundred, came to meet me.

Valenciennes is a town inferior to Cambray in point of strength, but

equal to it for the beauty of its squares, and churches,--the former

ornamented with fountains, as the latter are with curious clocks. The

ingenuity of the Germans in the construction of their clocks was a matter

of great surprise to all my attendants, few amongst whom had ever before

seen clocks exhibiting a number of moving figures, and playing a variety

of tunes in the most agreeable manner.

The Comte de Lalain, the governor of the city, invited the lords and

gentlemen of my train to a banquet, reserving himself to give an

entertainment to the ladies on our arrival at Mons, where we should find

the Countess his wife, his sister-in-law Madame d'Aurec, and other ladies

of distinction. Accordingly the Count, with his attendants, conducted us

thither the next day. He claimed a relationship with the King my

husband, and was, in reality, a person who carried great weight and

authority. He was much dissatisfied with the Spanish Government, and had

conceived a great dislike for it since the execution of Count Egmont, who

was his near kinsman.

Although he had hitherto abstained from entering into the league with the

Prince of Orange and the Huguenots, being himself a steady Catholic, yet

he had not admitted of an interview with Don John, neither would he

suffer him, nor any one in the interest of Spain, to enter upon his

territories. Don John was unwilling to give the Count any umbrage, lest

he should force him to unite the Catholic League of Flanders, called the

League of the States, to that of the Prince of Orange and the Huguenots,

well foreseeing that such a union would prove fatal to the Spanish

interest, as other governors have since experienced. With this

disposition of mind, the Comte de Lalain thought he could not give me

sufficient demonstrations of the joy he felt by my presence; and he could

not have shown more honour to his natural prince, nor displayed greater

marks of zeal and affection.

On our arrival at Mons, I was lodged in his house, and found there the

Countess his wife, and a Court consisting of eighty or a hundred ladies

of the city and country. My reception was rather that of their sovereign

lady than of a foreign princess. The Flemish ladies are naturally

lively, affable, and engaging. The Comtesse de Lalain is remarkably so,

and is, moreover, a woman of great sense and elevation of mind, in which

particular, as well as in air and countenance, she carries a striking

resemblance to the lady your cousin. We became immediately intimate, and

commenced a firm friendship at our first meeting. When the supper hour

came, we sat down to a banquet, which was succeeded by a ball; and this

rule the Count observed as long as I stayed at Mons, which was, indeed,

longer than I intended. It had been my intention to stay at Mons one

night only, but the Count's obliging lady prevailed on me to pass a whole

week there. I strove to excuse myself from so long a stay, imagining it

might be inconvenient to them; but whatever I could say availed nothing

with the Count and his lady, and I was under the necessity of remaining

with them eight days. The Countess and I were on so familiar a footing

that she stayed in my bedchamber till a late hour, and would not have

left me then had she not imposed upon herself a task very rarely

performed by persons of her rank, which, however, placed the goodness of

her disposition in the most amiable light. In fact, she gave suck to her

infant son; and one day at table, sitting next me, whose whole attention

was absorbed in the promotion of my brother's interest,--the table being

the place where, according to the custom of the country, all are familiar

and ceremony is laid aside,--she, dressed out in the richest manner and

blazing with diamonds, gave the breast to her child without rising from

her seat, the infant being brought to the table as superbly habited as

its nurse, the mother. She performed this maternal duty with so much

good humour, and with a gracefulness peculiar to herself, that this

charitable office--which would have appeared disgusting and been

considered as an affront if done by some others of equal rank--gave

pleasure to all who sat at table, and, accordingly, they signified their

approbation by their applause.

The tables being removed, the dances commenced in the same room wherein

we had supped, which was magnificent and large. The Countess and I

sitting side by side, I expressed the pleasure I received from her

conversation, and that I should place this meeting amongst the happiest

events of my life. "Indeed," said I, "I shall have cause to regret that

it ever did take place, as I shall depart hence so unwillingly, there

being so little probability, of our meeting again soon. Why did Heaven

deny, our being born in the same country!"

This was said in order to introduce my brother's business. She replied:

"This country did, indeed, formerly belong to France, and our lawyers now

plead their causes in the French language. The greater part of the

people here still retain an affection for the French nation. For my

part," added the Countess, "I have had a strong attachment to your

country ever since I have had the honour of seeing you. This country has

been long in the possession of the House of Austria, but the regard of

the people for that house has been greatly, weakened by the death of

Count Egmont, M. de Horne, M. de Montigny, and others of the same party,

some of them our near relations, and all of the best families of the

country. We entertain the utmost dislike for the Spanish Government, and

wish for nothing so much as to throw off the yoke of their tyranny; but,

as the country is divided betwixt different religions, we are at a loss

how to effect it if we could unite, we should soon drive out the

Spaniards; but this division amongst ourselves renders us weak. Would to

God the King your brother would come to a resolution of reconquering this

country, to which he has an ancient claim! We should all receive him

with open arms."

This was a frank declaration, made by the Countess without premeditation,

but it had been long agitated in the minds of the people, who considered

that it was from France they were to hope for redress from the evils with

which they were afflicted. I now found I had as favourable an opening as

I could wish for to declare my errand. I told her that the King of

France my brother was averse to engaging in foreign war, and the more so

as the Huguenots in his kingdom were too strong to admit of his sending

any large force out of it. "My brother Alencon," said I, "has sufficient

means, and might be induced to undertake it. He has equal valour,

prudence, and benevolence with the King my brother or any of his

ancestors. He has been bred to arms, and is esteemed one of the bravest

generals of these times. He has the command of the King's army against

the Huguenots, and has lately taken a well-fortified town, called

Issoire, and some other places that were in their possession. You could

not invite to your assistance a prince who has it so much in his power to

give it; being not only a neighbour, but having a kingdom like France at

his devotion, whence he may expect to derive the necessary aid and

succour. The Count your husband may be assured that if he do my brother

this good office he will not find him ungrateful, but may set what price

he pleases upon his meritorious service. My brother is of a noble and

generous disposition, and ready to requite those who do him favours. He

is, moreover, an admirer of men of honour and gallantry, and accordingly

is followed by the bravest and best men France has to boast of. I am in

hopes that a peace will soon be reestablished with the Huguenots, and

expect to find it so on my return to France. If the Count your husband

think as you do, and will permit me to speak to him on the subject, I

will engage to bring my brother over to the proposal, and, in that case,

your country in general, and your house in particular, will be well

satisfied with him. If, through your means, my brother should establish

himself here, you may depend on seeing me often, there being no brother

or sister who has a stronger affection for each other."

The Countess appeared to listen to what I said with great pleasure, and

acknowledged that she had not entered upon this discourse without design.

She observed that, having perceived I did her the honour to have some

regard for her, she had resolved within herself not to let me depart out

of the country without explaining to me the situation of it, and begging

me to procure the aid of France to relieve them from the apprehensions of

living in a state of perpetual war or of submitting to Spanish tyranny.

She thereupon entreated me to allow her to relate our present

conversation to her husband, and permit them both to confer with me on

the subject the next day. To this I readily gave my consent.

Thus we passed the evening in discourse upon the object of my mission,

and I observed that she took a singular pleasure in talking upon it in

all our succeeding conferences when I thought proper to introduce it. The

ball being ended, we went to hear vespers at the church of the

Canonesses, an order of nuns of which we have none in France. These are

young ladies who are entered in these communities at a tender age, in

order to improve their fortunes till they are of an age to be married.

They do not all sleep under the same roof, but in detached houses within

an enclosure. In each of these houses are three, four, or perhaps six

young girls, under the care of an old woman. These governesses, together

with the abbess, are of the number of such as have never been married.

These girls never wear the habit of the order but in church; and the

service there ended, they dress like others, pay visits, frequent balls,

and go where they please. They were constant visitors at the Count's

entertainments, and danced at his balls.

The Countess thought the time long until the night, when she had an

opportunity of relating to the Count the conversation she had with me,

and the opening of the business. The next morning she came to me, and

brought her husband with her. He entered into a detail of the grievances

the country laboured under, and the just reasons he had for ridding it of

the tyranny of Spain. In doing this, he said, he should not consider

himself as acting against his natural sovereign, because he well knew he

ought to look for him in the person of the King of France. He explained

to me the means whereby my brother might establish himself in Flanders,

having possession of Hainault, which extended as far as Brussels. He

said the difficulty lay in securing the Cambresis, which is situated

betwixt Hainault and Flanders. It would, therefore, be necessary to

engage M. d'Ainsi in the business. To this I replied that, as he was his

neighbour and friend, it might be better that he should open the matter

to him; and I begged he would do so. I next assured him that he might

have the most perfect reliance on the gratitude and friendship of my

brother, and be certain of receiving as large a share of power and

authority as such a service done by a person of his rank merited. Lastly,

we agreed upon an interview betwixt my brother and M. de Montigny, the

brother of the Count, which was to take place at La Fere, upon my return,

when this business should be arranged. During the time I stayed at Mons,

I said all I could to confirm the Count in this resolution, in which I

found myself seconded by the Countess.

The day of my departure was now arrived, to the great regret of the

ladies of Mons, as well as myself. The Countess expressed herself in

terms which showed she had conceived the warmest friendship for me, and

made me promise to return by way of that city. I presented the Countess

with a diamond bracelet, and to the Count I gave a riband and diamond

star of considerable value. But these presents, valuable as they were,

became more so, in their estimation, as I was the donor.

Of the ladies, none accompanied me from this place, except Madame

d'Aurec. She went with me to Namur, where I slept that night, and where

she expected to find her husband and the Duc d'Arscot, her

brother-in-law, who had been there since the peace betwixt the King of

Spain and the States of Flanders. For though they were both of the party

of the States, yet the Duc d'Arscot, being an old courtier and having

attended King Philip in Flanders and England, could not withdraw himself

from Court and the society of the great. The Comte de Lalain, with all

his nobles, conducted me two leagues beyond his government, and until he

saw Don John's company in the distance advancing to meet me. He then

took his leave of me, being unwilling to meet Don John; but M. d'Ainsi

stayed with me, as his master, the Bishop of Cambray, was in the Spanish

interest.

This gallant company having left me, I was soon after met by Don John of

Austria, preceded by a great number of running footmen, and escorted by

only twenty or thirty horsemen. He was attended by a number of noblemen,

and amongst the rest the Duc d'Arscot, M. d'Aurec, the Marquis de

Varenbon, and the younger Balencon, governor, for the King of Spain, of

the county of Burgundy. These last two, who are brothers, had ridden

post to meet me. Of Don John's household there was only Louis de Gonzago

of any rank. He called himself a relation of the Duke of Mantua; the

others were mean-looking people, and of no consideration. Don John

alighted from his horse to salute me in my litter, which was opened for

the purpose. I returned the salute after the French fashion to him, the

Duc d'Arscot, and M. d'Aurec. After an exchange of compliments, he

mounted his horse, but continued in discourse with me until we reached

the city, which was not before it grew dark, as I set off late, the

ladies of Mons keeping me as long as they could, amusing themselves with

viewing my litter, and requiring an explanation of the different mottoes

and devices. However, as the Spaniards excel in preserving good order,

Namur appeared with particular advantage, for the streets were well

lighted, every house being illuminated, so that the blaze exceeded that

of daylight.

Our supper was served to us in our respective apartments, Don John being

unwilling, after the fatigue of so long a journey, to incommode us with a

banquet. The house in which I was lodged had been newly furnished for

the purpose of receiving me. It consisted of a magnificent large salon,

with a private apartment, consisting of lodging rooms and closets,

furnished in the most costly manner, with furniture of every kind, and

hung with the richest tapestry of velvet and satin, divided into

compartments by columns of silver embroidery, with knobs of gold, all

wrought in the most superb manner. Within these compartments were

figures in antique habits, embroidered in gold and silver.

The Cardinal de Lenoncourt, a man of taste and curiosity, being one day

in these apartments with the Duc d'Arscot, who, as I have before

observed, was an ornament to Don John's Court, remarked to him that this

furniture seemed more proper for a great king than a young unmarried

prince like Don John. To which the Duc d'Arscot replied that it came to

him as a present, having been sent to him by a bashaw belonging to the

Grand Seignior, whose son she had made prisoners in a signal victory

obtained over the Turks. Don John having sent the bashaw's sons back

without ransom, the father, in return, made him a present of a large

quantity of gold, silver, and silk stuffs, which he caused to be wrought

into tapestry at Milan, where there are curious workmen in this way; and

he had the Queen's bedchamber hung with tapestry representing the battle

in which he had so gloriously defeated the Turks.

The next morning Don John conducted us to chapel, where we heard mass

celebrated after the Spanish manner, with all kinds of music, after which

we partook of a banquet prepared by Don John. He and I were seated at a

separate table, at a distance of three yards from which stood the great

one, of which the honours were done by Madame d'Aurec. At this table the

ladies and principal lords took their seats. Don John was served with

drink by Louis de Gonzago, kneeling. The tables being removed, the ball

was opened, and the dancing continued the whole afternoon. The evening

was spent in conversation betwixt Don John and me, who told me I greatly

resembled the Queen his mistress, by whom he meant the late Queen my

sister, and for whom he professed to have entertained a very high esteem.

In short, Don John manifested, by every mark of attention and politeness,

as well to me as to my attendants, the very great pleasure he had in

receiving me.

The boats which were to convey me upon the Meuse to Liege not all being

ready, I was under the necessity of staying another day. The morning was

passed as that of the day before. After dinner, we embarked on the river

in a very beautiful boat, surrounded by others having on board musicians

playing on hautboys, horns, and violins, and landed at an island where

Don John had caused a collation to be prepared in a large bower formed

with branches of ivy, in which the musicians were placed in small

recesses, playing on their instruments during the time of supper. The

tables being removed, the dances began, and lasted till it was time to

return, which I did in the same boat that conveyed me thither, and which

was that provided for my voyage.

The next morning Don John conducted me to the boat, and there took a most

polite and courteous leave, charging M. and Madame d'Aurec to see me safe

to Huy, the first town belonging to the Bishop of Liege, where I was to

sleep. As soon as Don John had gone on shore, M. d'Ainsi, who remained

in the boat, and who had the Bishop of Cambray's permission to go to

Namur only, took leave of me with many protestations of fidelity and

attachment to my brother and myself.

But Fortune, envious of my hitherto prosperous journey, gave me two omens

of the sinister events of my return.

The first was the sudden illness which attacked Mademoiselle de Tournon,

the daughter of the lady of my bedchamber, a young person, accomplished,

with every grace and virtue, and for whom I had the most perfect regard.

No sooner had the boat left the shore than this young lady was seized

with an alarming disorder, which, from the great pain attending it,

caused her to scream in the most doleful manner. The physicians

attributed the cause to spasms of the heart, which, notwithstanding the

utmost exertions of their skill, carried her off a few days after my

arrival at Liege. As the history of this young lady is remarkable, I

shall relate it in my next letter.

The other omen was what happened to us at Huy, immediately upon our

arrival there. This town is built on the declivity of a mountain, at the

foot of which runs the river Meuse. As we were about to land, there fell

a torrent of rain, which, coming down the steep sides of the mountain,

swelled the river instantly to such a degree that we had only time to

leap out of the boat and run to the top, the flood reaching the very

highest street, next to where I was to lodge. There we were forced to

put up with such accommodation as could be procured in the house, as it

was impossible to remove the smallest article of our baggage from the

boats, or even to stir out of the house we were in, the whole city being

under water. However, the town was as suddenly relieved from this

calamity as it had been afflicted with it, for, on the next morning, the

whole inundation had ceased, the waters having run off, and the river

being confined within its usual channel.

Leaving Huy, M. and Madame d'Aurec returned to Don John at Namur, and I

proceeded, in the boat, to sleep that night at Liege.

LETTER XV.

The City of Liege Described.--Affecting Story of Mademoiselle de

Tournon.--Fatal Effects of Suppressed Anguish of Mind.

The Bishop of Liege, who is the sovereign of the city and province,

received me with all the cordiality and respect that could be expected

from a personage of his dignity and great accomplishments. He was,

indeed, a nobleman endowed with singular prudence and virtue, agreeable

in his person and conversation, gracious and magnificent in his carriage

and behaviour, to which I may add that he spoke the French language

perfectly.

He was constantly attended by his chapter, with several of his canons,

who are all sons of dukes, counts, or great German lords. The bishopric

is itself a sovereign State, which brings in a considerable revenue, and

includes a number of fine cities. The bishop is chosen from amongst the

canons, who must be of noble descent, and resident one year. The city is

larger than Lyons, and much resembles it, having the Meuse running

through it. The houses in which the canons reside have the appearance of

noble palaces.

The streets of the city are regular and spacious, the houses of the

citizens well built, the squares large, and ornamented with curious

fountains. The churches appear as if raised entirely of marble, of which

there are considerable quarries in the neighbourhood; they are all of

them ornamented with beautiful clocks, and exhibit a variety of moving

figures.

The Bishop received me as I landed from the boat, and conducted me to his

magnificent residence, ornamented with delicious fountains and gardens,

set off with galleries, all painted, superbly gilt, and enriched with

marble, beyond description.

The spring which affords the waters of Spa being distant no more than

three or four leagues from the city of Liege, and there being only a

village, consisting of three or four small houses, on the spot, the

Princesse de Roche-sur-Yon was advised by her physicians to stay at Liege

and have the waters brought to her, which they assured her would have

equal efficacy, if taken after sunset and before sunrise, as if drunk at

the spring. I was well pleased that she resolved to follow the advice of

the doctors, as we were more comfortably lodged and had an agreeable

society; for, besides his Grace (so the bishop is styled, as a king is

addressed his Majesty, and a prince his Highness), the news of my arrival

being spread about, many lords and ladies came from Germany to visit me.

Amongst these was the Countess d'Aremberg, who had the honour to

accompany Queen Elizabeth to Mezieres, to which place she came to marry

King Charles my brother, a lady very high in the estimation of the

Empress, the Emperor, and all the princes in Christendom. With her came

her sister the Landgravine, Madame d'Aremberg her daughter, M. d'Aremberg

her son, a gallant and accomplished nobleman, the perfect image of his

father, who brought the Spanish succours to King Charles my brother, and

returned with great honour and additional reputation. This meeting, so

honourable to me, and so much to my satisfaction, was damped by the grief

and concern occasioned by the loss of Mademoiselle de Tournon, whose

story, being of a singular nature, I shall now relate to you, agreeably

to the promise I made in my last letter.

I must begin with observing to you that Madame de Tournon, at this time

lady of my bedchamber, had several daughters, the eldest of whom married

M. de Balencon, governor, for the King of Spain, in the county of

Burgundy. This daughter, upon her marriage, had solicited her mother to

admit of her taking her sister, the young lady whose story I am now about

to relate, to live with her, as she was going to a country strange to

her, and wherein she had no relations. To this her mother consented; and

the young lady, being universally admired for her modesty and graceful

accomplishments, for which she certainly deserved admiration, attracted

the notice of the Marquis de Varenbon. The Marquis, as I before

mentioned, is the brother of M. de Balencon, and was intended for the

Church; but, being violently enamoured of Mademoiselle de Tournon (whom,

as he lived in the same house, he had frequent opportunities of seeing),

he now begged his brother's permission to marry her, not having yet taken

orders. The young lady's family, to whom he had likewise communicated

his wish, readily gave their consent, but his brother refused his,

strongly advising him to change his resolution and put on the gown.

Thus were matters situated when her mother, Madame de Tournon, a virtuous

and pious lady, thinking she had cause to be offended, ordered her

daughter to leave the house of her sister, Madame de Balencon, and come

to her. The mother, a woman of a violent spirit, not considering that

her daughter was grown up and merited a mild treatment, was continually

scolding the poor young lady, so that she was for ever with tears in her

eyes. Still, there was nothing to blame in the young girl's conduct, but

such was the severity of the mother's disposition. The daughter, as you

may well suppose, wished to be from under the mother's tyrannical

government, and was accordingly delighted with the thoughts of attending

me in this journey to Flanders, hoping, as it happened, that she should

meet the Marquis de Varenbon somewhere on the road, and that, as he had

now abandoned all thoughts of the Church, he would renew his proposal of

marriage, and take her from her mother.

I have before mentioned that the Marquis de Varenbon and the younger

Balencon joined us at Namur. Young Balencon, who was far from being so

agreeable as his brother, addressed himself to the young lady, but the

Marquis, during the whole time we stayed at Namur, paid not the least

attention to her, and seemed as if he had never been acquainted with her.

The resentment, grief, and disappointment occasioned by a behaviour so

slighting and unnatural was necessarily stifled in her breast, as decorum

and her sex's pride obliged her to appear as if she disregarded it; but

when, after taking leave, all of them left the boat, the anguish of her

mind, which she had hitherto suppressed, could no longer be restrained,

and, labouring for vent, it stopped her respiration, and forced from her

those lamentable outcries which I have already spoken of. Her youth

combated for eight days with this uncommon disorder, but at the

expiration of that time she died, to the great grief of her mother, as

well as myself. I say of her mother, for, though she was so rigidly

severe over this daughter, she tenderly loved her.

The funeral of this unfortunate young lady was solemnised with all proper

ceremonies, and conducted in the most honourable manner, as she was

descended from a great family, allied to the Queen my mother. When the

day of interment arrived, four of my gentlemen were appointed bearers,

one of whom was named La Boessiere. This man had entertained a secret

passion for her, which he never durst declare on account of the

inferiority of his family and station. He was now destined to bear the

remains of her, dead, for whom he had long been dying, and was now as

near dying for her loss as he had before been for her love. The

melancholy procession was marching slowly, along, when it was met by the

Marquis de Varenbon, who had been the sole occasion of it. We had not

left Namur long when the Marquis reflected upon his cruel behaviour

towards this unhappy young lady; and his passion (wonderful to relate)

being revived by the absence of her who inspired it, though scarcely

alive while she was present, he had resolved to come and ask her of her

mother in marriage. He made no doubt, perhaps, of success, as he seldom

failed in enterprises of love; witness the great lady he has since

obtained for a wife, in opposition to the will of her family. He might,

besides, have flattered himself that he should easily have gained a

pardon from her by whom he was beloved, according to the Italian proverb,

"Che la forza d'amore non riguarda al delitto" (Lovers are not criminal

in the estimation of one another). Accordingly, the Marquis solicited

Don John to be despatched to me on some errand, and arrived, as I said

before, at the very instant the corpse of this ill-fated young lady was

being borne to the grave. He was stopped by the crowd occasioned by this

solemn procession. He contemplates it for some time. He observes a long

train of persons in mourning, and remarks the coffin to be covered with a

white pall, and that there are chaplets of flowers laid upon the coffin.

He inquires whose funeral it is. The answer he receives is, that it is

the funeral of a young lady. Unfortunately for him, this reply fails to

satisfy his curiosity. He makes up to one who led the procession, and

eagerly asks the name of the young lady they are proceeding to bury.

When, oh, fatal answer! Love, willing to avenge the victim of his

ingratitude and neglect, suggests a reply which had nearly deprived him

of life. He no sooner hears the name of Mademoiselle de Tournon

pronounced than he falls from his horse in a swoon. He is taken up for

dead, and conveyed to the nearest house, where he lies for a time

insensible; his soul, no doubt, leaving his body to obtain pardon from

her whom he had hastened to a premature grave, to return to taste the

bitterness of death a second time.

Having performed the last offices to the remains of this poor young lady,

I was unwilling to discompose the gaiety of the society assembled here on

my account by any show of grief. Accordingly, I joined the Bishop, or,

as he is called, his Grace, and his canons, in their entertainments at

different houses, and in gardens, of which the city and its neighbourhood

afforded a variety. I was every morning attended by a numerous company

to the garden, in which I drank the waters, the exercise of walking being

recommended to be used with them. As the physician who advised me to

take them was my own brother, they did not fail of their effect with me;

and for these six or seven years which are gone over my head since I

drank them, I have been free from any complaint of erysipelas on my arm.

From this garden we usually proceeded to the place where we were invited

to dinner. After dinner we were amused with a ball; from the ball we

went to some convent, where we heard vespers; from vespers to supper, and

that over, we had another ball, or music on the river.

LETTER XVI.

Queen Marguerite, on Her Return from Liege, Is in Danger of Being Made a

Prisoner.--She Arrives, after Some Narrow Escapes, at La Fere.

In this manner we passed the six weeks, which is the usual time for

taking these waters, at the expiration of which the Princesse de

Roche-sur-Yon was desirous to return to France; but Madame d'Aurec, who

just then returned to us from Namur, on her way to rejoin her husband in

Lorraine, brought us news of an extraordinary change of affairs in that

town and province since we had passed through it.

It appeared from this lady's account that, on the very day we left Namur,

Don John, after quitting the boat, mounted his horse under pretence of

taking the diversion of hunting, and, as he passed the gate of the castle

of Namur, expressed a desire of seeing it; that, having entered, he took

possession of it, notwithstanding he held it for the States, agreeably to

a convention. Don John, moreover, arrested the persons of the Duc

d'Arscot and M. d'Aurec, and also made Madame d'Aurec a prisoner. After

some remonstrances and entreaties, he had set her husband and

brother-in-law at liberty, but detained her as a hostage for them. In

consequence of these measures, the whole country was in arms. The

province of Namur was divided into three parties: the first whereof was

that of the States, or the Catholic party of Flanders; the second that of

the Prince of Orange and the Huguenots; the third, the Spanish party, of

which Don John was the head.

By letters which I received just at this time from my brother, through

the hands of a gentleman named Lescar, I found I was in great danger of

falling into the hands of one or other of these parties.

These letters informed me that, since my departure from Court, God had

dealt favourably with my brother, and enabled him to acquit himself of

the command of the army confided to him, greatly to the benefit of the

King's service; so that he had taken all the towns and driven the

Huguenots out of the provinces, agreeably to the design for which the

army was raised; that he had returned to the Court at Poitiers, where the

King stayed during the siege of Brouage, to be near to M. de Mayenne, in

order to afford him whatever succours he stood in need of; that, as the

Court is a Proteus, forever putting on a new face, he had found it

entirely changed, so that he had been no more considered than if he had

done the King no service whatever; and that Bussi, who had been so

graciously looked upon before and during this last war, had done great

personal service, and had lost a brother at the storming of Issoire, was

very coolly received, and even as maliciously persecuted as in the time

of Le Guast; in consequence of which either he or Bussi experienced some

indignity or other. He further mentioned that the King's favourites had

been practising with his most faithful servants, Maugiron, La Valette,

Mauldon, and Hivarrot, and several other good and trusty men, to desert

him, and enter into the King's service; and, lastly, that the King had

repented of giving me leave to go to Flanders, and that, to counteract my

brother, a plan was laid to intercept me on my return, either by the

Spaniards, for which purpose they had been told that I had treated for

delivering up the country to him, or by the Huguenots, in revenge of the

war my brother had carried on against them, after having formerly

assisted them.

This intelligence required to be well considered, as there seemed to be

an utter impossibility of avoiding both parties. I had, however, the

pleasure to think that two of the principal persons of my company stood

well with either one or another party. The Cardinal de Lenoncourt had

been thought to favour the Huguenot party, and M. Descarts, brother to

the Bishop of Lisieux, was supposed to have the Spanish interest at

heart. I communicated our difficult situation to the Princesse de

Roche-sur-Yon and Madame de Tournon, who, considering that we could not

reach La Fere in less than five or six days, answered me, with tears in

their eyes, that God only had it in his power to preserve us, that I

should recommend myself to his protection, and then follow such measures

as should seem advisable. They observed that, as one of them was in a

weak state of health, and the other advanced in years, I might affect to

make short journeys on their account, and they would put up with every

inconvenience to extricate me from the danger I was in.

I next consulted with the Bishop of Liege, who most certainly acted

towards me like a father, and gave directions to the grand master of his

household to attend me with his horses as far as I should think proper.

As it was necessary that we should have a passport from the Prince of

Orange, I sent Mondoucet to him to obtain one, as he was acquainted with

the Prince and was known to favour his religion. Mondoucet did not

return, and I believe I might have waited for him until this time to no

purpose. I was advised by the Cardinal de Lenoncourt and my first

esquire, the Chevalier Salviati, who were of the same party, not to stir

without a passport; but, as I suspected a plan was laid to entrap me, I

resolved to set out the next morning.

They now saw that this pretence was insufficient to detain me;

accordingly, the Chevalier Salviati prevailed with my treasurer, who was

secretly a Huguenot, to declare he had not money enough in his hands to

discharge the expenses we had incurred at Liege, and that, in

consequence, my horses were detained. I afterwards discovered that this

was false, for, on my arrival at La Fere, I called for his accounts, and

found he had then a balance in his hands which would have enabled him to

pay, the expenses of my family for six or seven weeks. The Princesse de

Roche-sur-Yon, incensed at the affront put upon me, and seeing the danger

I incurred by staying, advanced the money that was required, to their

great confusion; and I took my leave of his Grace the Bishop, presenting

him with a diamond worth three thousand crowns, and giving his domestics

gold chains and rings. Having thus taken our leave, we proceeded to Huy,

without any other passport than God's good providence.

This town, as I observed before, belongs to the Bishop of Liege, but was

now in a state of tumult and confusion, on account of the general revolt

of the Low Countries, the townsmen taking part with the Netherlanders,

notwithstanding the bishopric was a neutral State. On this account they

paid no respect to the grand master of the Bishop's household, who

accompanied us, but, knowing Don John had taken the castle of Namur in

order, as they supposed, to intercept me on my return, these brutal

people, as soon as I had got into my quarters, rang the alarm-bell, drew

up their artillery, placed chains across the streets, and kept us thus

confined and separated the whole night, giving us no opportunity to

expostulate with them on such conduct. In the morning we were suffered

to leave the town without further molestation, and the streets we passed

through were lined with armed men.

From there we proceeded to Dinant, where we intended to sleep; but,

unfortunately for us, the townspeople had on that day chosen their

burghermasters, a kind of officers like the consuls in Gascony and

France. In consequence of this election, it was a day of tumult, riot,

and debauchery; every one in the town was drunk, no magistrate was

acknowledged. In a word, all was in confusion. To render our situation

still worse, the grand master of the Bishop's household had formerly done

the town some ill office, and was considered as its enemy. The people of

the town, when in their sober senses, were inclined to favour the party

of the States, but under the influence of Bacchus they paid no regard to

any party, not even to themselves.

As soon as I had reached the suburbs, they were alarmed at the number of

my company, quitted the bottle and glass to take up their arms, and

immediately shut the gates against me. I had sent a gentleman before me,

with my harbinger and quartermasters, to beg the magistrates to admit me

to stay one night in the town, but I found my officers had been put under

an arrest. They bawled out to us from within, to tell us their

situation, but could not make themselves heard. At length I raised

myself up in my litter, and, taking off my mask, made a sign to a

townsman nearest me, of the best appearance, that I was desirous to speak

with him. As soon as he drew near me, I begged him to call out for

silence, which being with some difficulty obtained, I represented to him

who I was, and the occasion of my journey; that it was far from my

intention to do them harm; but, to prevent any suspicions of the kind, I

only begged to be admitted to go into their city with my women, and as

few others of my attendants as they thought proper, and that we might be

permitted to stay there for one night, whilst the rest of my company

remained within the suburbs.

They agreed to this proposal, and opened their gates for my admission. I

then entered the city with the principal persons of my company, and the

grand master of the Bishop's household. This reverend personage, who was

eighty years of age, and wore a beard as white as snow, which reached

down to his girdle, this venerable old man, I say, was no sooner

recognised by the drunken and armed rabble than he was accosted with the

grossest abuse, and it was with difficulty they were restrained from

laying violent hands upon him. At length I got him into my lodgings, but

the mob fired at the house, the walls of which were only of plaster. Upon

being thus attacked, I inquired for the master of the house, who,

fortunately, was within. I entreated him to speak from the window, to

some one without, to obtain permission for my being heard. I had some

difficulty to get him to venture doing so. At length, after much bawling

from the window, the burghermasters came to speak to me, but were so

drunk that they scarcely knew what they said. I explained to them that I

was entirely ignorant that the grand master of the Bishop's household was

a person to whom they had a dislike, and I begged them to consider the

consequences of giving offence to a person like me, who was a friend of

the principal lords of the States, and I assured them that the Comte de

Lalain, in particular, would be greatly displeased when he should hear

how I had been received there.

The name of the Comte de Lalain produced an instant effect, much more

than if I had mentioned all the sovereign princes I was related to. The

principal person amongst them asked me, with some hesitation and

stammering, if I was really a particular friend of the Count's.

Perceiving that to claim kindred with the Count would do me more service

than being related to all the Powers in Christendom, I answered that I

was both a friend and a relation. They then made me many apologies and

conges, stretching forth their hands in token of friendship; in short,

they now behaved with as much civility as before with rudeness.

They begged my pardon for what had happened, and promised that the good

old man, the grand master of the Bishop's household, should be no more

insulted, but be suffered to leave the city quietly, the next morning,

with me.

As soon as morning came, and while I was preparing to go to hear mass,

there arrived the King's agent to Don John, named Du Bois, a man much

attached to the Spanish interest. He informed me that he had received

orders from the King my brother to conduct me in safety on my return. He

said that he had prevailed on Don John to permit Barlemont to escort me

to Namur with a troop of cavalry, and begged me to obtain leave of the

citizens to admit Barlemont and his troop to enter the town that; they

might receive my orders.

Thus had they concerted a double plot; the one to get possession of the

town, the other of my person. I saw through the whole design, and

consulted with the Cardinal de Lenoncourt, communicating to him my

suspicions. The Cardinal was as unwilling to fall into the hands of the

Spaniards as I could be; he therefore thought it advisable to acquaint

the townspeople with the plot, and make our escape from the city by

another road, in order to avoid meeting Barlemont's troop. It was agreed

betwixt us that the Cardinal should keep Du Bois in discourse, whilst I

consulted the principal citizens in another apartment.

Accordingly, I assembled as many as I could, to whom I represented that

if they admitted Barlemont and his troop within the town, he would most

certainly take possession of it for Don John. I gave it as my advice to

make a show of defence, to declare they would not be taken by surprise,

and to offer to admit Barlemont, and no one else, within their gates.

They resolved to act according to my counsel, and offered to serve me at

the hazard of their lives. They promised to procure me a guide, who

should conduct me by a road by following which I should put the river

betwixt me and Don John's forces, whereby I should be out of his reach,

and could be lodged in houses and towns which were in the interest of the

States only.

This point being settled, I despatched them to give admission to M. de

Barlemont, who, as soon as he entered within the gates, begged hard that

his troop might come in likewise. Hereupon, the citizens flew into a

violent rage, and were near putting him to death. They told him that if

he did not order his men out of sight of the town, they would fire upon

them with their great guns. This was done with design to give me time to

leave the town before they could follow in pursuit of me. M. de

Barlemont and the agent, Du Bois, used every argument they could devise

to persuade me to go to Namur, where they said Don John waited to receive

me.

I appeared to give way to their persuasions, and, after hearing mass and

taking a hasty dinner, I left my lodgings, escorted by two or three

hundred armed citizens, some of them engaging Barlemont and Du Bois in

conversation. We all took the way to the gate which opens to the river,

and directly opposite to that leading to Namur. Du Bois and his

colleague told me I was not going the right way, but I continued talking,

and as if I did not hear them. But when we reached the gate I hastened

into the boat, and my people after me. M. de Barlemont and the agent Du

Bois, calling out to me from the bank, told me I was doing very wrong and

acting directly contrary to the King's intention, who had directed that I

should return by way of Namur.

In spite of all their remonstrances we crossed the river with all

possible expedition, and, during the two or three crossings which were

necessary to convey over the litters and horses, the citizens, to give me

the more time to escape, were debating with Barlemont and Du Bois

concerning a number of grievances and complaints, telling them, in their

coarse language, that Don John had broken the peace and falsified his

engagements with the States; and they even rehearsed the old quarrel of

the death of Egmont, and, lastly, declared that if the troop made its

appearance before their walls again, they would fire upon it with their

artillery.

I had by this means sufficient time to reach a secure distance, and was,

by the help of God and the assistance of my guide, out of all

apprehensions of danger from Barlemont and his troop.

I intended to lodge that night in a strong castle, called Fleurines,

which belonged to a gentleman of the party of the States, whom I had seen

with the Comte de Lalain. Unfortunately for me, the gentleman was

absent, and his lady only was in the castle. The courtyard being open,

we entered it, which put the lady into such a fright that she ordered the

bridge to be drawn up, and fled to the strong tower.--[In the old French

original, 'dongeon', whence we have 'duugeon'.]--Nothing we could say

would induce her to give us entrance. In the meantime, three hundred

gentlemen, whom Don John had sent off to intercept our passage, and take

possession of the castle of Fleurines; judging that I should take up my

quarters there, made their appearance upon an eminence, at the distance

of about a thousand yards. They, seeing our carriages in the courtyard,

and supposing that we ourselves had taken to the strong tower, resolved

to stay where they were that night, hoping to intercept me the next

morning.

In this cruel situation were we placed, in a courtyard surrounded by a

wall by no means strong, and shut up by a gate equally as weak and as

capable of being forced, remonstrating from time to time with the lady,

who was deaf to all our prayers and entreaties.

Through God's mercy, her husband, M. de Fleurines, himself appeared just

as night approached. We then gained instant admission, and the lady was

greatly reprimanded by her husband for her incivility and indiscreet

behaviour. This gentleman had been sent by the Comte de Lalain, with

directions to conduct me through the several towns belonging to the

States, the Count himself not being able to leave the army of the States,

of which he had the chief command, to accompany me.

This was as favourable a circumstance for me as I could wish; for, M. de

Fleurines offering to accompany me into France, the towns we had to pass

through being of the party of the States, we were everywhere quietly and

honourably received. I had only the mortification of not being able to

visit Mons, agreeably to my promise made to the Comtesse de Lalain, not

passing nearer to it than Nivelle, seven long leagues distant from it.

The Count being at Antwerp, and the war being hottest in the

neighbourhood of Mons, I thus was prevented seeing either of them on my

return. I could only write to the Countess by a servant of the gentleman

who was now my conductor. As soon as she learned I was at Nivelle, she

sent some gentlemen, natives of the part of Flanders I was in, with a

strong injunction to see me safe on the frontier of France.

I had to pass through the Cambresis, partly in favour of Spain and partly

of the States. Accordingly, I set out with these gentlemen, to lodge at

Cateau Cambresis. There they took leave of me, in order to return to

Mons, and by them I sent the Countess a gown of mine, which had been

greatly admired by her when I wore it at Mons; it was of black satin,

curiously embroidered, and cost nine hundred crowns.

When I arrived at Cateau-Cambresis, I had intelligence sent me that a

party of the Huguenot troops had a design to attack me on the frontiers

of Flanders and France. This intelligence I communicated to a few only

of my company, and prepared to set off an hour before daybreak. When I

sent for my litters and horses, I found much such a kind of delay from

the Chevalier Salviati as I had before experienced at Liege, and

suspecting it was done designedly, I left my litter behind, and mounted

on horseback, with such of my attendants as were ready to follow me. By

this means, with God's assistance, I escaped being waylaid by my enemies,

and reached Catelet at ten in the morning. From there I went to my house

at La Fere, where I intended to reside until I learned that peace was

concluded upon.

At La Fere I found a messenger in waiting from my brother, who had orders

to return with all expedition, as soon as I arrived, and inform him of

it. My brother wrote me word, by that messenger, that peace was

concluded, and the King returned to Paris; that, as to himself, his

situation was rather worse than better; that he and his people were daily

receiving some affront or other, and continual quarrels were excited

betwixt the King's favourites and Bussi and my brother's principal

attendants. This, he added, had made him impatient for my return, that

he might come and visit me.

I sent his messenger back, and, immediately after, my brother sent Bussi

and all his household to Angers, and, taking with him fifteen or twenty

attendants, he rode post to me at La Fere. It was a great satisfaction

to me to see one whom I so tenderly loved and greatly honoured, once

more. I consider it amongst the greatest felicities I ever enjoyed, and,

accordingly, it became my chief study to make his residence here

agreeable to him. He himself seemed delighted with this change of

situation, and would willingly have continued in it longer had not the

noble generosity of his mind called him forth to great achievements. The

quiet of our Court, when compared with that he had just left, affected

him so powerfully that he could not but express the satisfaction he felt

by frequently exclaiming, "Oh, Queen! how happy I am with you. My God!

your society is a paradise wherein I enjoy every delight, and I seem to

have lately escaped from hell, with all its furies and tortures!"

LETTER XVII.

Good Effects of Queen Marguerite's Negotiations in Flanders.--She Obtains

Leave to Go to the King of Navarre Her Husband, but Her Journey Is

Delayed.--Court Intrigues and Plots.--The Duc d'Alencon Again Put under

Arrest.

We passed nearly two months together, which appeared to us only as so

many days. I gave him an account of what I had done for him in Flanders,

and the state in which I had left the business. He approved of the

interview with the Comte de Lalain's brother in order to settle the plan

of operations and exchange assurances. Accordingly, the Comte de

Montigny arrived, with four or five other leading men of the county of

Hainault. One of these was charged with a letter from M. d'Ainsi,

offering his services to my brother, and assuring him of the citadel of

Cambray. M. de Montigny delivered his brother's declaration and

engagement to give up the counties of Hainault and Artois, which included

a number of fine cities. These offers made and accepted, my brother

dismissed them with presents of gold medals, bearing his and my effigies,

and every assurance of his future favour; and they returned to prepare

everything for his coming. In the meanwhile my brother considered on the

necessary measures to be used for raising a sufficient force, for which

purpose he returned to the King, to prevail with him to assist him in

this enterprise.

As I was anxious to go to Gascony, I made ready for the journey, and set

off for Paris, my brother meeting me at the distance of one day's

journey.

At St. Denis I was met by the King, the Queen my mother, Queen Louise,

and the whole Court. It was at St. Denis that I was to stop and dine,

and there it was that I had the honour of the meeting I have just

mentioned.

I was received very graciously, and most sumptuously entertained. I was

made to recount the particulars of my triumphant journey to Liege, and

perilous return. The magnificent entertainments I had received excited

their admiration, and they rejoiced at my narrow escapes. With such

conversation I amused the Queen my mother and the rest of the company in

her coach, on our way to Paris, where, supper and the ball being ended, I

took an opportunity, when I saw the King and the Queen my mother

together, to address them.

I expressed my hopes that they would not now oppose my going to the King

my husband; that now, by the peace, the chief objection to it was

removed, and if I delayed going, in the present situation of affairs, it

might be prejudicial and discreditable to me. Both of them approved of

my request, and commended my resolution. The Queen my mother added that

she would accompany me on my journey, as it would be for the King's

service that she did so. She said the King must furnish me with the

necessary means for the journey, to which he readily assented. I thought

this a proper time to settle everything, and prevent another journey to

Court, which would be no longer pleasing after my brother left it, who

was now pressing his expedition to Flanders with all haste. I therefore

begged the Queen my mother to recollect the promise she had made my

brother and me as soon as peace was agreed upon, which was that, before

my departure for Gascony, I should have my marriage portion assigned to

me in lands. She said that she recollected it well, and the King thought

it very reasonable, and promised that it should be done. I entreated

that it might be concluded speedily, as I wished to set off, with their

permission, at the beginning of the next month. This, too, was granted

me, but granted after the mode of the Court; that is to say,

notwithstanding my constant solicitations, instead of despatch, I

experienced only delay; and thus it continued for five or six months in

negotiation.

My brother met with the like treatment, though he was continually urging

the necessity for his setting out for Flanders, and representing that his

expedition was for the glory and advantage of France,--for its glory, as

such an enterprise would, like Piedmont, prove a school of war for the

young nobility, wherein future Montlucs, Brissacs, Termes, and

Bellegardes would be bred, all of them instructed in these wars, and

afterwards, as field-marshals, of the greatest service to their country;

and it would be for the advantage of France, as it would prevent civil

wars; for Flanders would then be no longer a country wherein such

discontented spirits as aimed at novelty could assemble to brood over

their malice and hatch plots for the disturbance of their native land.

These representations, which were both reasonable and consonant with

truth, had no weight when put into the scale against the envy excited by

this advancement of my brother's fortune. Accordingly, every delay was

used to hinder him from collecting his forces together, and stop his

expedition to Flanders. Bussi and his other dependents were offered a

thousand indignities. Every stratagem was tried, by day as well as by

night, to pick quarrels with Bussi,--now by Quelus, at another time by

Grammont, with the hope that my brother would engage in them. This was

unknown to the King; but Maugiron, who had engrossed the King's favour,

and who had quitted my brother's service, sought every means to ruin him,

as it is usual for those who have given offence to hate the offended

party.

Thus did this man take every occasion to brave and insult my brother; and

relying upon the countenance and blind affection shown him by the King,

had leagued himself with Quelus, Saint-Luc, Saint-Maigrin, Grammont,

Mauleon, Hivarrot, and other young men who enjoyed the King's favour. As

those who are favourites find a number of followers at Court, these

licentious young courtiers thought they might do whatever they pleased.

Some new dispute betwixt them and Bussi was constantly starting. Bussi

had a degree of courage which knew not how to give way to any one; and my

brother, unwilling to give umbrage to the King, and foreseeing that such

proceedings would not forward his expedition, to avoid quarrels and, at

the same time, to promote his plans, resolved to despatch Bussi to his

duchy of Alencon, in order to discipline such troops as he should find

there. My brother's amiable qualities excited the jealousy of Maugiron

and the rest of his cabal about the King's person, and their dislike for

Bussi was not so much on his own account as because he was strongly

attached to my brother. The slights and disrespect shown to my brother

were remarked by every one at Court; but his prudence, and the patience

natural to his disposition, enabled him to put up with their insults, in

hopes of finishing the business of his Flemish expedition, which would

remove him to a distance from them and their machinations. This

persecution was the more mortifying and discreditable as it even extended

to his servants, whom they strove to injure by every means they could

employ. M. de la Chastre at this time had a lawsuit of considerable

consequence decided against him, because he had lately attached himself

to my brother. At the instance of Maugiron and Saint-Luc, the King was

induced to solicit the cause in favour of Madame de Senetaire, their

friend. M. de la Chastre, being greatly injured by it, complained to my

brother of the injustice done him, with all the concern such a proceeding

may be supposed to have occasioned.

About this time Saint-Luc's marriage was celebrated. My brother resolved

not to be present at it, and begged of me to join him in the same

resolution. The Queen my mother was greatly uneasy on account of the

behaviour of these young men, fearing that, if my brother did not join

them in this festivity, it might be attended with some bad consequence,

especially as the day was likely to produce scenes of revelry and

debauch; she, therefore, prevailed on the King to permit her to dine on

the wedding-day at St. Maur, and take my brother and me with her. This

was the day before Shrove Tuesday; and we returned in the evening, the

Queen my mother having well lectured my brother, and made him consent to

appear at the ball, in order not to displease the King.

But this rather served to make matters worse than better, for Maugiron

and his party began to attack him with such violent speeches as would

have offended any one of far less consequence. They said he needed not

to have given himself the trouble of dressing, for he was not missed in

the afternoon; but now, they supposed, he came at night as the most

suitable time; with other allusions to the meanness of his figure and

smallness of stature. All this was addressed to the bride, who sat near

him, but spoken out on purpose that he might hear it. My brother,

perceiving this was purposely said to provoke an answer and occasion his

giving offence to the King, removed from his seat full of resentment;

and, consulting with M. de la Chastre, he came to the resolution of

leaving the Court in a few days on a hunting party. He still thought his

absence might stay their malice, and afford him an opportunity the more

easily of settling his preparations for the Flemish expedition with the

King. He went immediately to the Queen my mother, who was present at the

ball, and was extremely sorry to learn what had happened, and imparted

her resolution, in his absence, to solicit the King to hasten his

expedition to Flanders. M. de Villequier being present, she bade him

acquaint the King with my brother's intention of taking the diversion of

hunting a few days; which she thought very proper herself, as it would

put a stop to the disputes which had arisen betwixt him and the young

men, Maugiron, Saint-Luc, Quelus, and the rest.

My brother retired to his apartment, and, considering his leave as

granted, gave orders to his domestics to prepare to set off the next

morning for St. Germain, where he should hunt the stag for a few days. He

directed the grand huntsman to be ready with the hounds, and retired to

rest, thinking to withdraw awhile from the intrigues of the Court, and

amuse himself with the sports of the field. M. de Villequier, agreeably

to the command he had received from the Queen my mother, asked for leave,

and obtained it. The King, however, staying in his closet, like

Rehoboam, with his council of five or six young men, they suggested

suspicions in his mind respecting my brother's departure from Court. In

short, they worked upon his fears and apprehensions so greatly, that he

took one of the most rash and inconsiderate steps that was ever decided

upon in our time; which was to put my brother and all his principal

servants under an arrest. This measure was executed with as much

indiscretion as it had been resolved upon. The King, under this

agitation of mind, late as it was, hastened to the Queen my mother, and

seemed as if there was a general alarm and the enemy at the gates, for he

exclaimed on seeing her: "How could you, Madame, think of asking me to

let my brother go hence? Do you not perceive how dangerous his going

will prove to my kingdom? Depend upon it that this hunting is merely a

pretence to cover some treacherous design. I am going to put him and his

people under an arrest, and have his papers examined. I am sure we shall

make some great discoveries."

At the time he said this he had with him the Sieur de Cosse, captain of

the guard, and a number of Scottish archers. The Queen my mother,

fearing, from the King's haste and trepidation, that some mischief might

happen to my brother, begged to go with him. Accordingly, undressed as

she was, wrapping herself up in a night-gown, she followed the King to my

brother's bedchamber. The King knocked at the door with great violence,

ordering it to be immediately opened, for that he was there himself. My

brother started up in his bed, awakened by the noise, and, knowing that

he had done nothing that he need fear, ordered Cange, his valet de

chambre, to open the door. The King entered in a great rage, and asked

him when he would have done plotting against him. "But I will show you,"

said he, "what it is to plot against your sovereign." Hereupon he

ordered the archers to take away all the trunks, and turn the valets de

chambre out of the room. He searched my brother's bed himself, to see if

he could find any papers concealed in it. My brother had that evening

received a letter from Madame de Sauves, which he kept in his hand,

unwilling that it should be seen. The King endeavoured to force it from

him. He refused to part with it, and earnestly entreated the King would

not insist upon seeing it. This only excited the King's anxiety the more

to have it in his possession, as he now supposed it to be the key to the

whole plot, and the very document which would at once bring conviction

home to him. At length, the King having got it into his hands, he opened

it in the presence of the Queen my mother, and they were both as much

confounded, when they read the contents, as Cato was when he obtained a

letter from Caesar, in the Senate, which the latter was unwilling to give

up; and which Cato, supposing it to contain a conspiracy against the

Republic, found to be no other than a love-letter from his own sister.

But the shame of this disappointment served only to increase the King's

anger, who, without condescending to make a reply to my brother, when

repeatedly asked what he had been accused of, gave him in charge of M. de

Cosse and his Scots, commanding them not to admit a single person to

speak with him.

It was one o'clock in the morning when my brother was made a prisoner in

the manner I have now related. He feared some fatal event might succeed

these violent proceedings, and he was under the greatest concern on my

account, supposing me to be under a like arrest. He observed M. de Cosse

to be much affected by the scene he had been witness to, even to shedding

tears. As the archers were in the room he would not venture to enter

into discourse with him, but only asked what was become of me. M. de

Cosse answered that I remained at full liberty. My brother then said it

was a great comfort to him to hear that news; "but," added he, "as I know

she loves me so entirely that she would rather be confined with me than

have her liberty whilst I was in confinement, I beg you will go to the

Queen my mother, and desire her to obtain leave for my sister to be with

me." He did so, and it was granted.

The reliance which my brother displayed upon this occasion in the

sincerity of my friendship and regard for him conferred so great an

obligation in my mind that, though I have received many particular

favours since from him, this has always held the foremost place in my

grateful remembrance.

By the time he had received permission for my being with him, daylight

made its appearance. Seeing this, my brother begged M. de Cosse to send

one of his archers to acquaint me with his situation, and beg me to come

to him.

LETTER XVIII.

The Brothers Reconciled.--Alencon Restored to His Liberty.

I was ignorant of what had happened to my brother, and when the Scottish

archer came into my bedchamber, I was still asleep. He drew the curtains

of the bed, and told me, in his broken French, that my brother wished to

see me. I stared at the man, half awake as I was, and thought it a

dream. After a short pause, and being thoroughly awakened, I asked him

if he was not a Scottish archer. He answered me in the affirmative.

"What!" cried I, "has my brother no one else to send a message by?" He

replied he had not, for all his domestics had been put under an arrest.

He then proceeded to relate, as well as he could explain himself, the

events of the preceding night, and the leave granted my brother for my

being with him during his imprisonment.

The poor fellow, observing me to be much affected by this intelligence,

drew near, and whispered me to this purport: "Do not grieve yourself

about this matter; I know a way of setting your brother at liberty, and

you may depend upon it, that I will do it; but, in that case, I must go

off with him." I assured him that he might rely upon being as amply

rewarded as he could wish for such assistance, and, huddling on my

clothes, I followed him alone to my brother's apartments. In going

thither, I had occasion to traverse the whole gallery, which was filled

with people, who, at another time, would have pressed forward to pay

their respects to me; but, now that Fortune seemed to frown upon me, they

all avoided me, or appeared as if they did not see me.

Coming into my brother's apartments, I found him not at all affected by

what had happened; for such was the constancy of his mind, that his

arrest had wrought no change, and he received me with his usual

cheerfulness. He ran to meet me, and taking me in his arms, he said,

"Queen! I beg you to dry up your tears; in my present situation, nothing

can grieve me so much as to find you under any concern; for my own part,

I am so conscious of my innocence and the integrity of my conduct, that I

can defy the utmost malice of my enemies. If I should chance to fall the

victim of their injustice, my death would prove a more cruel punishment

to them than to me, who have courage sufficient to meet it in a just

cause. It is not death I fear, because I have tasted sufficiently of the

calamities and evils of life, and am ready to leave this world, which I

have found only the abode of sorrow; but the circumstance I dread most

is, that, not finding me sufficiently guilty to doom me to death, I shall

be condemned to a long, solitary imprisonment; though I should even

despise their tyranny in that respect, could I but have the assurance of

being comforted by your presence."

These words, instead of stopping my tears, only served to make them

stream afresh. I answered, sobbing, that my life and fortune were at his

devotion; that the power of God alone could prevent me from affording him

my assistance under every extremity; that, if he should be transported

from that place, and I should be withheld from following him, I would

kill myself on the spot.

Changing our discourse, we framed a number of conjectures on what might

be the probable cause of the King's angry proceedings against him, but

found ourselves at a loss what to assign them to.

Whilst we were discussing this matter the hour came for opening the

palace gates, when a simple young man belonging to Bussi presented

himself for entrance. Being stopped by the guard and questioned as to

whither he was going, he, panic-struck, replied he was going to M. de

Bussi, his master. This answer was carried to the King, and gave fresh

grounds for suspicion. It seems my brother, supposing he should not be

able to go to Flanders for some time, and resolving to send Bussi to his

duchy of Alencon as I have already mentioned, had lodged him in the

Louvre, that he might be near him to take instructions at every

opportunity.

L'Archant, the general of the guard, had received the King's commands to

make a search in the Louvre for him and Simier, and put them both under

arrest. He entered upon this business with great unwillingness, as he

was intimate with Bussi, who was accustomed to call him "father."

L'Archant, going to Simier's apartment, arrested him; and though he

judged Bussi was there too, yet, being unwilling to find him, he was

going away. Bussi, however, who had concealed himself under the bed, as

not knowing to whom the orders for his arrest might be given, finding he

was to be left there, and sensible that he should be well treated by

L'Archant, called out to him, as he was leaving the room, in his droll

manner: "What, papa, are you going without me? Don't you think I am as

great a rogue as that Simier?"

"Ah, son," replied L'Archant, "I would much rather have lost my arm than

have met with you!"

Bussi, being a man devoid of all fear, observed that it was a sign that

things went well with him; then, turning to Simier, who stood trembling

with fear, he jeered him upon his pusillanimity. L'Archant removed them

both, and set a guard over them; and, in the next place, proceeded to

arrest M. de la Chastre, whom he took to the Bastille.

Meanwhile M. de l'Oste was appointed to the command of the guard which

was set over my brother. This was a good sort of old man, who had been

appointed governor to the King my husband, and loved me as if I had been

his own child. Sensible of the injustice done to my brother and me, and

lamenting the bad counsel by which the King was guided, and being,

moreover, willing to serve us, he resolved to deliver my, brother from

arrest. In order to make his intention known to us he ordered the

Scottish archers to wait on the stairs without, keeping only, two whom he

could trust in the room. Then taking me aside, he said:

"There is not a good Frenchman living who does not bleed at his heart to

see what we see. I have served the King your father, and I am ready to

lay down my life to serve his children. I expect to have the guard of

the Prince your brother, wherever he shall chance to be confined; and,

depend upon it, at the hazard of my life, I will restore him to his

liberty. But," added he, "that no suspicions may arise that such is my

design, it will be proper that we be not seen together in conversation;

however, you may, rely upon my word."

This afforded me great consolation; and, assuming a degree of courage

hereupon, I observed to my brother that we ought not to remain there

without knowing for what reason we were detained, as if we were in the

Inquisition; and that to treat us in such a manner was to consider us as

persons of no account. I then begged M. de l'Oste to entreat the King,

in our name, if the Queen our mother was not permitted to come to us, to

send some one to acquaint us with the crime for which we were kept in

confinement.

M. de Combaut, who was at the head of the young counsellors, was

accordingly sent to us; and he, with a great deal of gravity, informed us

that he came from the King to inquire what it was we wished to

communicate to his Majesty. We answered that we wished to speak to some

one near the King's person, in order to our being informed what we were

kept in confinement for, as we were unable to assign any reason for it

ourselves. He answered, with great solemnity, that we ought not to ask

of God or the King reasons for what they did; as all their actions

emanated from wisdom and justice. We replied that we were not persons to

be treated like those shut up in the Inquisition, who are left to guess

at the cause of their being there.

We could obtain from him, after all we said, no other satisfaction than

his promise to interest himself in our behalf, and to do us all the

service in his power. At this my brother broke out into a fit of

laughter; but I confess I was too much alarmed to treat his message with

such indifference, and could scarcely, refrain from talking to this

messenger as he deserved.

Whilst he was making his report to the King, the Queen my mother kept her

chamber, being under great concern, as may well be supposed, to witness

such proceedings. She plainly foresaw, in her prudence, that these

excesses would end fatally, should the mildness of my brother's

disposition, and his regard for the welfare of the State, be once wearied

out with submitting to such repeated acts of injustice. She therefore

sent for the senior members of the Council, the chancellor, princes,

nobles, and marshals of France, who all were greatly scandalised at the

bad counsel which had been given to the King, and told the Queen my

mother that she ought to remonstrate with the King upon the injustice of

his proceedings. They observed that what had been done could not now be

recalled, but matters might yet be set upon a right footing. The Queen

my mother hereupon went to the King, followed by these counsellors, and

represented to him the ill consequences which might proceed from the

steps he had taken.

The King's eyes were by this time opened, and he saw that he had been ill

advised. He therefore begged the Queen my mother to set things to

rights, and to prevail on my brother to forget all that had happened, and

to bear no resentment against these young men, but to make up the breach

betwixt Bussi and Quelus.

Things being thus set to rights again, the guard which had been placed

over my brother was dismissed, and the Queen my mother, coming to his

apartment, told him he ought to return thanks to God for his deliverance,

for that there had been a moment when even she herself despaired of

saving his life; that since he must now have discovered that the King's

temper of mind was such that he took the alarm at the very imagination of

danger, and that, when once he was resolved upon a measure, no advice

that she or any other could give would prevent him from putting it into

execution, she would recommend it to him to submit himself to the King's

pleasure in everything, in order to prevent the like in future; and, for

the present, to take the earliest opportunity of seeing the King, and to

appear as if he thought no more about the past.

We replied that we were both of us sensible of God's great mercy in

delivering us from the injustice of our enemies, and that, next to God,

our greatest obligation was to her; but that my brother's rank did not

admit of his being put in confinement without cause, and released from it

again without the formality of an acknowledgment. Upon this, the Queen

observed that it was not in the power even of God himself to undo what

had been done; that what could be effected to save his honour, and give

him satisfaction for the irregularity of the arrest, should have place.

My brother, therefore, she observed, ought to strive to mollify the King

by addressing him with expressions of regard to his person and attachment

to his service; and, in the meantime, use his influence over Bussi to

reconcile him to Quelus, and to end all disputes betwixt them. She then

declared that the principal motive for putting my brother and his

servants under arrest was to prevent the combat for which old Bussi, the

brave father of a brave son, had solicited the King's leave, wherein he

proposed to be his son's second, whilst the father of Quelus was to be

his. These four had agreed in this way to determine the matter in

dispute, and give the Court no further disturbance.

My brother now engaged himself to the Queen that, as Bussi would see he

could not be permitted to decide his quarrel by combat, he should, in

order to deliver himself from his arrest, do as she had commanded.

The Queen my mother, going down to the King, prevailed with him to

restore my brother to liberty with every honour. In order to which the

King came to her apartment, followed by the princes, noblemen, and other

members of the Council, and sent for us by M. de Villequier. As we went

along we found all the rooms crowded with people, who, with tears in

their eyes, blessed God for our deliverance. Coming into the apartments

of the Queen my mother, we found the King attended as I before related.

The King desired my brother not to take anything ill that had been done,

as the motive for it was his concern for the good of his kingdom, and not

any bad intention towards himself. My brother replied that he had, as he

ought, devoted his life to his service, and, therefore, was governed by

his pleasure; but that he most humbly begged him to consider that his

fidelity and attachment did not merit the return he had met with; that,

notwithstanding, he should impute it entirely to his own ill-fortune, and

should be perfectly satisfied if the King acknowledged his innocence.

Hereupon the King said that he entertained not the least doubt of his

innocence, and only desired him to believe he held the same place in his

esteem he ever had. The Queen my mother then, taking both of them by the

hand, made them embrace each other.

Afterwards the King commanded Bussi to be brought forth, to make a

reconciliation betwixt him and Quelus, giving orders, at the same time,

for the release of Simier and M. de la Chastre. Bussi coming into the

room with his usual grace, the King told him he must be reconciled with

Quelus, and forbade him to say a word more concerning their quarrel. He

then commanded them to embrace. "Sire," said Bussi, "if it is your

pleasure that we kiss and are friends again, I am ready to obey your

command;" then, putting himself in the attitude of Pantaloon, he went up

to Queus and gave him a hug, which set all present in a titter,

notwithstanding they had been seriously affected by the scene which had

passed just before.

Many persons of discretion thought what had been done was too slight a

reparation for the injuries my brother had received. When all was over,

the King and the Queen my mother, coming up to me, said it would be

incumbent on me to use my utmost endeavours to prevent my brother from

calling to mind anything past which should make him swerve from the duty

and affection he owed the King. I replied that my brother was so

prudent, and so strongly attached to the King's service, that he needed

no admonition on that head from me or any one else; and that, with

respect to myself, I had never given him any other advice than to conform

himself to the King's pleasure and the duty he owed him.

LETTER XIX.

The Duc d'Alencon Makes His Escape from Court.--Queen Marguerite's

Fidelity Put to a Severe Trial.

It was now three o'clock in the afternoon, and no one present had yet

dined. The Queen my mother was desirous that we should eat together,

and, after dinner, she ordered my brother and me to change our dress (as

the clothes we had on were suitable only to our late melancholy

situation) and come to the King's supper and ball. We complied with her

orders as far as a change of dress, but our countenances still retained

the impressions of grief and resentment which we inwardly felt.

I must inform you that when the tragi-comedy I have given you an account

of was over, the Queen my mother turned round to the Chevalier de Seurre,

whom she recommended to my brother to sleep in his bedchamber, and in

whose conversation she sometimes took delight because he was a man of

some humour, but rather inclined to be cynical.

"Well," said she, "M. de Seurre, what do you think of all this?"

"Madame, I think there is too much of it for earnest, and not enough for

jest."

Then addressing himself to me, he said, but not loud enough for the Queen

to hear him: "I do not believe all is over yet; I am very much mistaken

if this young man" (meaning my brother) "rests satisfied with this." This

day having passed in the manner before related, the wound being only

skinned over and far from healed, the young men about the King's person

set themselves to operate in order to break it out afresh.

These persons, judging of my brother by themselves, and not having

sufficient experience to know the power of duty over the minds of

personages of exalted rank and high birth, persuaded the King, still

connecting his case with their own, that it was impossible my brother

should ever forgive the affront he had received, and not seek to avenge

himself with the first opportunity. The King, forgetting the ill-judged

steps these young men had so lately induced him to take, hereupon

receives this new impression, and gives orders to the officers of the

guard to keep strict watch at the gates that his brother go not out, and

that his people be made to leave the Louvre every evening, except such of

them as usually slept in his bedchamber or wardrobe.

My brother, seeing himself thus exposed to the caprices of these

headstrong young fellows, who led the King according to their own

fancies, and fearing something worse might happen than what he had yet

experienced, at the end of three days, during which time he laboured

under apprehensions of this kind, came to a determination to leave the

Court, and never more return to it, but retire to his principality and

make preparations with all haste for his expedition to Flanders. He

communicated his design to me, and I approved of it, as I considered he

had no other view in it than providing for his own safety, and that

neither the King nor his government were likely to sustain any injury by

it.

When we consulted upon the means of its accomplishment, we could find no

other than his descending from my window, which was on the second story

and opened to the ditch, for the gates were so closely watched that it

was impossible to pass them, the face of every one going out of the

Louvre being curiously examined. He begged of me, therefore, to procure

for him a rope of sufficient strength and long enough for the purpose.

This I set about immediately, for, having the sacking of a bed that

wanted mending, I sent it out of the palace by a lad whom I could trust,

with orders to bring it back repaired, and to wrap up the proper length

of rope inside.

When all was prepared, one evening, at supper-time, I went to the Queen

my mother, who supped alone in her own apartment, it being fast-day and

the King eating no supper. My brother, who on most occasions was patient

and discreet, spurred on by the indignities he had received, and anxious

to extricate himself from danger and regain his liberty, came to me as I

was rising from table, and whispered to me to make haste and come to him

in my own apartment. M. de Matignon, at that time a marshal, a sly,

cunning Norman, and one who had no love for my brother, whether he had

some knowledge of his design from some one who could not keep a secret,

or only guessed at it, observed to the Queen my mother as she left the

room (which I overheard, being near her, and circumspectly watching every

word and motion, as may well be imagined, situated as I was betwixt fear

and hope, and involved in perplexity) that my brother had undoubtedly an

intention of withdrawing himself, and would not be there the next day;

adding that he was assured of it, and she might take her measures

accordingly.

I observed that she was much disconcerted by this observation, and I had

my fears lest we should be discovered. When we came into her closet, she

drew me aside and asked if I heard what Matignon had said.

I replied: "I did not hear it, Madame, but I observe that it has given

you uneasiness."

"Yes," said she, "a great deal of uneasiness, for you know I have pledged

myself to the King that your brother shall not depart hence, and Matignon

has declared that he knows very well he will not be here to-morrow."

I now found myself under a great embarrassment; I was in danger either of

proving unfaithful to my brother, and thereby bringing his life into

jeopardy, or of being obliged to declare that to be truth which I knew to

be false, and this I would have died rather than be guilty of.

In this extremity, if I had not been aided by God, my countenance,

without speaking, would plainly have discovered what I wished to conceal.

But God, who assists those who mean well, and whose divine goodness was

discoverable in my brother's escape, enabled me to compose my looks and

suggested to me such a reply as gave her to understand no more than I

wished her to know, and cleared my conscience from making any declaration

contrary to the truth. I answered her in these words:

"You cannot, Madame, but be sensible that M. de Matignon is not one of my

brother's friends, and that he is, besides, a busy, meddling kind of man,

who is sorry to find a reconciliation has taken place with us; and, as to

my brother, I will answer for him with my life in case he goes hence, of

which, if he had any design, I should, as I am well assured, not be

ignorant, he never having yet concealed anything he meant to do from me."

All this was said by me with the assurance that, after my brother's

escape, they would not dare to do me any injury; and in case of the

worst, and when we should be discovered, I had much rather pledge my life

than hazard my soul by a false declaration, and endanger my brother's

life. Without scrutinising the import of my speech, she replied:

"Remember what you now say,--you will be bound for him on the penalty of

your life."

I smiled and answered that such was my intention. Then, wishing her a

good night, I retired to my own bedchamber, where, undressing myself in

haste and getting into bed, in order to dismiss the ladies and maids of

honour, and there then remaining only my chamber-women, my brother came

in, accompanied by Simier and Cange. Rising from my bed, we made the

cord fast, and having looked out, at the window to discover if any one

was in the ditch, with the assistance of three of my women, who slept in

my room, and the lad who had brought in the rope, we let down my brother,

who laughed and joked upon the occasion without the least apprehension,

notwithstanding the height was considerable. We next lowered Simier into

the ditch, who was in such a fright that he had scarcely strength to hold

the rope fast; and lastly descended my brother's valet de chambre, Cange.

Through God's providence my brother got off undiscovered, and going to

Ste. Genevieve, he found Bussi waiting there for him. By consent of the

abbot, a hole had been made in the city wall, through which they passed,

and horses being provided and in waiting, they mounted, and reached

Angers without the least accident.

Whilst we were lowering down Cange, who, as I mentioned before, was the

last, we observed a man rising out of the ditch, who ran towards the

lodge adjoining to the tennis-court, in the direct way leading to the

guard-house. I had no apprehensions on my own account, all my fears

being absorbed by those I entertained for my brother; and now I was

almost dead with alarm, supposing this might be a spy placed there by M.

de Matignon, and that my brother would be taken. Whilst I was in this

cruel state of anxiety, which can be judged of only by those who have

experienced a similar situation, my women took a precaution for my safety

and their own, which did not suggest itself to me. This was to burn the

rope, that it might not appear to our conviction in case the man in

question had been placed there to watch us. This rope occasioned so

great a flame in burning, that it set fire to the chimney, which, being

seen from without, alarmed the guard, who ran to us, knocking violently

at the door, calling for it to be opened.

I now concluded that my brother was stopped, and that we were both

undone. However, as, by the blessing of God and through his divine mercy

alone, I have, amidst every danger with which I have been repeatedly

surrounded, constantly preserved a presence of mind which directed what

was best to be done, and observing that the rope was not more than half

consumed, I told my women to go to the door, and speaking softly, as if I

was asleep, to ask the men what they wanted. They did so, and the

archers replied that the chimney was on fire, and they came to extinguish

it. My women answered it was of no consequence, and they could put it

out themselves, begging them not to awake me. This alarm thus passed off

quietly, and they went away; but, in two hours afterward, M. de Cosse

came for me to go to the King and the Queen, my mother, to give an

account of my brother's escape, of which they had received intelligence

by the Abbot of Ste. Genevieve.

It seems it had been concerted betwixt my brother and the abbot, in order

to prevent the latter from falling under disgrace, that, when my brother

might be supposed to have reached a sufficient distance, the abbot should

go to Court, and say that he had been put into confinement whilst the

hole was being made, and that he came to inform the King as soon as he

had released himself.

I was in bed, for it was yet night; and rising hastily, I put on my

night-clothes. One of my women was indiscreet enough to hold me round

the waist, and exclaim aloud, shedding a flood of tears, that she should

never see me more. M. de Cosse, pushing her away, said to me: "If I were

not a person thoroughly devoted to your service, this woman has said

enough to bring you into trouble. But," continued he, "fear nothing. God

be praised, by this time the Prince your brother is out of danger."

These words were very necessary, in the present state of my mind, to

fortify it against the reproaches and threats I had reason to expect from

the King. I found him sitting at the foot of the Queen my mother's bed,

in such a violent rage that I am inclined to believe I should have felt

the effects of it, had he not been restrained by the absence of my

brother and my mother's presence. They both told me that I had assured

them my brother would not leave the Court, and that I pledged myself for

his stay. I replied that it was true that he had deceived me, as he had

them; however, I was ready still to pledge my life that his departure

would not operate to the prejudice of the King's service, and that it

would appear he was only gone to his own principality to give orders and

forward his expedition to Flanders.

The King appeared to be somewhat mollified by this declaration, and now

gave me permission to return to my own apartments. Soon afterwards he

received letters from my brother, containing assurances of his

attachment, in the terms I had before expressed. This caused a cessation

of complaints, but by no means removed the King's dissatisfaction, who

made a show of affording assistance to his expedition, but was secretly

using every means to frustrate and defeat it.

LETTER XX.

Queen Marguerite Permitted to Go to the King Her Husband.--Is Accompanied

by the Queenmother.--Marguerite Insulted by Her Husband's Secretary.--She

Harbours Jealousy.--Her Attention to the King Her Husband during an

Indisposition.--Their Reconciliation.--The War Breaks Out

Afresh.--Affront Received from Marechal de Biron.

I now renewed my application for leave to go to the King my husband,

which I continued to press on every opportunity. The King, perceiving

that he could not refuse my leave any longer, was willing I should depart

satisfied. He had this further view in complying with my wishes, that by

this means he should withdraw me from my attachment to my brother. He

therefore strove to oblige me in every way he could think of, and, to

fulfil the promise made by the Queen my mother at the Peace of Sens, he

gave me an assignment of my portion in territory, with the power of

nomination to all vacant benefices and all offices; and, over and above

the customary pension to the daughters of France, he gave another out of

his privy purse.

He daily paid me a visit in my apartment, in which he took occasion to

represent to me how useful his friendship would be to me; whereas that of

my brother could be only injurious,--with arguments of the like kind.

However, all he could say was insufficient to prevail on me to swerve

from the fidelity I had vowed to observe to my brother. The King was

able to draw from me no other declaration than this: that it ever was,

and should be, my earnest wish to see my brother firmly established in

his gracious favour, which he had never appeared to me to have forfeited;

that I was well assured he would exert himself to the utmost to regain it

by every act of duty and meritorious service; that, with respect to

myself, I thought I was so much obliged to him for the great honour he

did me by repeated acts of generosity, that he might be assured, when I

was with the King my husband I should consider myself bound in duty to

obey all such commands as he should be pleased to give me; and that it

would be my whole study to maintain the King my husband in a submission

to his pleasure.

My brother was now on the point of leaving Alencon to go to Flanders; the

Queen my mother was desirous to see him before his departure. I begged

the King to permit me to take the opportunity of accompanying her to take

leave of my brother, which he granted; but, as it seemed, with great

unwillingness. When we returned from Alencon, I solicited the King to

permit me to take leave of himself, as I had everything prepared for my

journey. The Queen my mother being desirous to go to Gascony, where her

presence was necessary for the King's service, was unwilling that I

should depart without her. When we left Paris, the King accompanied us

on the way as far as his palace of Dolinville. There we stayed with him

a few days, and there we took our leave, and in a little time reached

Guienne, which belonging to, and being under the government of the King

my husband, I was everywhere received as Queen. My husband gave the

Queen my mother a meeting at Wolle, which was held by the Huguenots as a

cautionary town; and the country not being sufficiently quieted, she was

permitted to go no further.

It was the intention of the Queen my mother to make but a short stay; but

so many accidents arose from disputes betwixt the Huguenots and

Catholics, that she was under the necessity of stopping there eighteen

months. As this was very much against her inclination, she was sometimes

inclined to think there was a design to keep her, in order to have the

company of her maids of honour. For my husband had been greatly smitten

with Dayelle, and M. de Thurene was in love with La Vergne. However, I

received every mark of honour and attention from the King that I could

expect or desire. He related to me, as soon as we met, the artifices

which had been put in practice whilst he remained at Court to create a

misunderstanding betwixt him and me; all this, he said, he knew was with

a design to cause a rupture betwixt my brother and him, and thereby ruin

us all three, as there was an exceeding great jealousy entertained of the

friendship which existed betwixt us.

We remained in the disagreeable situation I have before described all the

time the Queen my mother stayed in Gascony; but, as soon as she could

reestablish peace, she, by desire of the King my husband, removed the

King's lieutenant, the Marquis de Villars, putting in his place the

Marechal de Biron. She then departed for Languedoc, and we conducted her

to Castelnaudary; where, taking our leave, we returned to Pau, in Bearn;

in which place, the Catholic religion not being tolerated, I was only

allowed to have mass celebrated in a chapel of about three or four feet

in length, and so narrow that it could scarcely hold seven or eight

persons. During the celebration of mass, the bridge of the castle was

drawn up to prevent the Catholics of the town and country from coming to

assist at it; who having been, for some years, deprived of the benefit of

following their own mode of worship, would have gladly been present.

Actuated by so holy and laudable a desire, some of the inhabitants of

Pau, on Whitsunday, found means to get into the castle before the bridge

was drawn up, and were present at the celebration of mass, not being

discovered until it was nearly over. At length the Huguenots espied

them, and ran to acquaint Le Pin, secretary to the King my, husband, who

was greatly in his favour, and who conducted the whole business relating

to the new religion. Upon receiving this intelligence, Le Pin ordered

the guard to arrest these poor people, who were severely beaten in my

presence, and afterwards locked up in prison, whence they were not

released without paying a considerable fine.

This indignity gave me great offence, as I never expected anything of the

kind. Accordingly, I complained of it to the King my husband, begging

him to give orders for the release of these poor Catholics, who did not

deserve to be punished for coming to my chapel to hear mass, a

celebration of which they had been so long deprived of the benefit. Le

Pin, with the greatest disrespect to his master, took upon him to reply,

without waiting to hear what the King had to say. He told me that I

ought not to trouble the King my husband about such matters; that what

had been done was very right and proper; that those people had justly

merited the treatment they met with, and all I could say would go for

nothing, for it must be so; and that I ought to rest satisfied with being

permitted to have mass said to me and my servants. This insolent speech

from a person of his inferior condition incensed me greatly, and I

entreated the King my husband, if I had the least share in his good

graces, to do me justice, and avenge the insult offered me by this low

man.

The King my husband, perceiving that I was offended, as I had reason to

be, with this gross indignity, ordered Le Pin to quit our presence

immediately; and, expressing his concern at his secretary's behaviour,

who, he said, was overzealous in the cause of religion, he promised that

he would make an example of him. As to the Catholic prisoners, he said

he would advise with his parliament what ought to be done for my

satisfaction.

Having said this, he went to his closet, where he found Le Pin, who, by

dint of persuasion, made him change his resolution; insomuch that,

fearing I should insist upon his dismissing his secretary, he avoided

meeting me. At last, finding that I was firmly resolved to leave him,

unless he dismissed Le Pin, he took advice of some persons, who, having

themselves a dislike to the secretary, represented that he ought not to

give me cause of displeasure for the sake of a man of his small

importance,--especially one who, like him, had given me just reason to be

offended; that, when it became known to the King my brother and the Queen

my mother, they would certainly take it ill that he had not only not

resented it, but, on the contrary, still kept him near his person.

This counsel prevailed with him, and he at length discarded his

secretary. The King, however, continued to behave to me with great

coolness, being influenced, as he afterwards confessed, by the counsel of

M. de Pibrac, who acted the part of a double dealer, telling me that I

ought not to pardon an affront offered by such a mean fellow, but insist

upon his being dismissed; whilst he persuaded the King my husband that

there was no reason for parting with a man so useful to him, for such a

trivial cause. This was done by M. de Pibrac, thinking I might be

induced, from such mortifications, to return to France, where he enjoyed

the offices of president and King's counsellor.

I now met with a fresh cause for disquietude in my present situation,

for, Dayelle being gone, the King my husband placed his affections on

Rebours. She was an artful young person, and had no regard for me;

accordingly, she did me all the ill offices in her power with him. In the

midst of these trials, I put my trust in God, and he, moved with pity by

my tears, gave permission for our leaving Pau, that "little Geneva;" and,

fortunately for me, Rebours was taken ill and stayed behind. The King my

husband no sooner lost sight of her than he forgot her; he now turned his

eyes and attention towards Fosseuse. She was much handsomer than the

other, and was at that time young, and really a very amiable person.

Pursuing the road to Montauban, we stopped at a little town called Eause,

where, in the night, the King my husband was attacked with a high fever,

accompanied with most violent pains in his head. This fever lasted for

seventeen days, during which time he had no rest night or day, but was

continually removed from one bed to another. I nursed him the whole

time, never stirring from his bedside, and never putting off my clothes.

He took notice of my extraordinary tenderness, and spoke of it to several

persons, and particularly to my cousin M-----, who, acting the part of an

affectionate relation, restored me to his favour, insomuch that I never

stood so highly in it before. This happiness I had the good fortune to

enjoy during the four or five years that I remained with him in Gascony.

Our residence, for the most part of the time I have mentioned, was at

Nerac, where our Court was so brilliant that we had no cause to regret

our absence from the Court of France. We had with us the Princesse de

Navarre, my husband's sister, since married to the Duc de Bar; there were

besides a number of ladies belonging to myself. The King my husband was

attended by a numerous body of lords and gentlemen, all as gallant

persons as I have seen in any Court; and we had only to lament that they

were Huguenots. This difference of religion, however, caused no dispute

among us; the King my husband and the Princess his sister heard a sermon,

whilst I and my servants heard mass. I had a chapel in the park for the

purpose, and, as soon as the service of both religions was over, we

joined company in a beautiful garden, ornamented with long walks shaded

with laurel and cypress trees. Sometimes we took a walk in the park on

the banks of the river, bordered by an avenue of trees three thousand

yards in length. The rest of the day was passed in innocent amusements;

and in the afternoon, or at night, we commonly had a ball.

The King was very assiduous with Fosseuse, who, being dependent on me,

kept herself within the strict bounds of honour and virtue. Had she

always done so, she had not brought upon herself a misfortune which has

proved of such fatal consequence to myself as well as to her.

But our happiness was too great to be of long continuance, and fresh

troubles broke out betwixt the King my husband and the Catholics, and

gave rise to a new war. The King my husband and the Marechal de Biron,

who was the King's lieutenant in Guienne, had a difference, which was

aggravated by the Huguenots. This breach became in a short time so wide

that all my efforts to close it were useless. They made their separate

complaints to the King. The King my husband insisted on the removal of

the Marechal de Biron, and the Marshal charged the King my husband, and

the rest of those who were of the pretended reformed religion, with

designs contrary to peace. I saw, with great concern, that affairs were

likely soon to come to an open rupture; and I had no power to prevent it.

The Marshal advised the King to come to Guienne himself, saying that in

his presence matters might be settled. The Huguenots, hearing of this

proposal, supposed the King would take possession of their towns, and,

thereupon, came to a resolution to take up arms. This was what I feared;

I was become a sharer in the King my husband's fortune, and was now to be

in opposition to the King my brother and the religion I had been bred up

in. I gave my opinion upon this war to the King my husband and his

Council, and strove to dissuade them from engaging in it. I represented

to them the hazards of carrying on a war when they were to be opposed

against so able a general as the Marechal de Biron, who would not spare

them, as other generals had done, he being their private enemy. I begged

them to consider that, if the King brought his whole force against them,

with intention to exterminate their religion, it would not be in their

power to oppose or prevent it. But they were so headstrong, and so

blinded with the hope of succeeding in the surprise of certain towns in

Languedoc and Gascony, that, though the King did me the honour, upon all

occasions, to listen to my advice, as did most of the Huguenots, yet I

could not prevail on them to follow it in the present situation of

affairs, until it was too late, and after they had found, to their cost,

that my counsel was good. The torrent was now burst forth, and there was

no possibility of stopping its course until it had spent its utmost

strength.

Before that period arrived, foreseeing the consequences, I had often

written to the King and the Queen my mother, to offer something to the

King my husband by way of accommodating matters. But they were bent

against it, and seemed to be pleased that matters had taken such a turn,

being assured by Marechal de Biron that he had it in his power to crush

the Huguenots whenever he pleased. In this crisis my advice was not

attended to, the dissensions increased, and recourse was had to arms.

The Huguenots had reckoned upon a force more considerable than they were

able to collect together, and the King my husband found himself

outnumbered by Marechal de Biron. In consequence, those of the pretended

reformed religion failed in all their plans, except their attack upon

Cahors, which they took with petards, after having lost a great number of

men, M. de Vezins, who commanded in the town, disputing their entrance

for two or three days, from street to street, and even from house to

house. The King my husband displayed great valour and conduct upon the.

occasion, and showed himself to be a gallant and brave general. Though

the Huguenots succeeded in this attempt, their loss was so great that

they gained nothing from it. Marechal de Biron kept the field, and took

every place that declared for the Huguenots, putting all that opposed him

to the sword.

From the commencement of this war, the King my husband doing me the

honour to love me, and commanding me not to leave him, I had resolved to

share his fortune, not without extreme regret, in observing that this war

was of such a nature that I could not, in conscience, wish success to

either side; for if the Huguenots got the upper hand, the religion which

I cherished as much as my life was lost, and if the Catholics prevailed,

the King my husband was undone. But, being thus attached to my husband,

by the duty I owed him, and obliged by the attentions he was pleased to

show me, I could only acquaint the King and the Queen my mother with the

situation to which I was reduced, occasioned by my advice to them not

having been attended to. I, therefore, prayed them, if they could not

extinguish the flames of war in the midst of which I was placed, at least

to give orders to Marechal de Biron to consider the town I resided in,

and three leagues round it, as neutral ground, and that I would get the

King my husband to do the same. This the King granted me for Nerac,

provided my husband was not there; but if he should enter it, the

neutrality was to cease, and so to remain as long as he continued there.

This convention was observed, on both sides, with all the exactness I

could desire. However, the King my husband was not to be prevented from

often visiting Nerac, which was the residence of his sister and me. He

was fond of the society of ladies, and, moreover, was at that time

greatly enamoured with Fosseuse, who held the place in his affections

which Rebours had lately occupied. Fosseuse did me no ill offices, so

that the King my husband and I continued to live on very good terms,

especially as he perceived me unwilling to oppose his inclinations.

Led by such inducements, he came to Nerac, once, with a body of troops,

and stayed three days, not being able to leave the agreeable company he

found there. Marechal de Biron, who wished for nothing so much as such

an opportunity, was apprised of it, and, under pretence of joining M. de

Cornusson, the seneschal of Toulouse, who was expected with a

reinforcement for his army, he began his march; but, instead of pursuing

the road, according to the orders he had issued, he suddenly ordered his

troops to file off towards Nerac, and, before nine in the morning, his

whole force was drawn up within sight of the town, and within cannon-shot

of it.

The King my husband had received intelligence, the evening before, of the

expected arrival of M. de Cornusson, and was desirous of preventing the

junction, for which purpose he resolved to attack him and the Marshal

separately. As he had been lately joined by M. de La Rochefoucauld, with

a corps of cavalry consisting of eight hundred men, formed from the

nobility of Saintonge, he found himself sufficiently strong to undertake

such a plan. He, therefore, set out before break of day to make his

attack as they crossed the river. But his intelligence did not prove to

be correct, for De Cornusson passed it the evening before. My husband,

being thus disappointed in his design, returned to Nerac, and entered at

one gate just as Marechal de Biron drew up his troops before the other.

There fell so heavy a rain at that moment that the musketry was of no

use. The King my husband, however, threw a body of his troops into a

vineyard to stop the Marshal's progress, not being able to do more on

account of the unfavourableness of the weather.

In the meantime, the Marshal continued with his troops drawn up in order

of battle, permitting only two or three of his men to advance, who

challenged a like number to break lances in honour of their mistresses.

The rest of the army kept their ground, to mask their artillery, which,

being ready to play, they opened to the right and left, and fired seven

or eight shots upon the town, one of which struck the palace. The

Marshal, having done this, marched off, despatching a trumpeter to me

with his excuse. He acquainted me that, had I been alone, he would on no

account have fired on the town; but the terms of neutrality for the town,

agreed upon by the King, were, as I well knew, in case the King my

husband should not be found in it, and, if otherwise, they were void.

Besides which, his orders were to attack the King my husband wherever he

should find him.

I must acknowledge on every other occasion the Marshal showed me the

greatest respect, and appeared to be much my friend. During the war my

letters have frequently fallen into his hands, when he as constantly

forwarded them to me unopened. And whenever my people have happened to

be taken prisoners by his army, they were always well treated as soon as

they mentioned to whom they belonged.

I answered his message by the trumpeter, saying that I well knew what he

had done was strictly agreeable to the convention made and the orders he

had received, but that a gallant officer like him would know how to do

his duty without giving his friends cause of offence; that he might have

permitted me the enjoyment of the King my husband's company in Nerac for

three days, adding, that he could not attack him, in my presence, without

attacking me; and concluding that, certainly, I was greatly offended by

his conduct, and would take the first opportunity of making my complaint

to the King my brother.

LETTER XXI.

Situation of Affairs in Flanders.--Peace Brought About by Duc d'Alencon's

Negotiation.--Marechal de Biron Apologises for Firing on Nerac.--Henri

Desperately in Love with Fosseuse.--Queen Marguerite Discovers Fosseuse

to Be Pregnant, Which She Denies.--Fosseuse in Labour. Marguerite's

Generous Behaviour to Her.--Marguerite's Return to Paris.

The war lasted some time longer, but with disadvantage to the Huguenots.

The King my husband at length became desirous to make a peace. I wrote

on the subject to the King and the Queen my mother; but so elated were

they both with Marechal de Biron's success that they would not agree to

any terms.

About the time this war broke out, Cambray, which had been delivered up

to my brother by M. d'Ainsi, according to his engagement with me, as I

have before related, was besieged by the forces of Spain. My brother

received the news of this siege at his castle of Plessis-les-Tours,

whither he had retired after his return from Flanders, where, by the

assistance of the Comte de Lalain, he had been invested with the

government of Mons, Valenciennes, and their dependencies.

My brother, being anxious to relieve Cambray, set about raising an army,

with all the expedition possible; but, finding it could not be

accomplished very speedily, he sent forward a reinforcement under the

command of M. de Balagny, to succour the place until he arrived himself

with a sufficient force to raise the siege. Whilst he was in the midst

of these preparations this Huguenot war broke out, and the men he had

raised left him to incorporate themselves with the King's army, which had

reached Gascony.

My brother was now without hope of raising the siege, and to lose Cambray

would be attended with the loss of the other countries he had just

obtained. Besides, what he should regret more, such losses would reduce

to great straits M. de Balagny and the gallant troops so nobly defending

the place.

His grief on this occasion was poignant, and, as his excellent judgment

furnished him with expedients under all his difficulties, he resolved to

endeavour to bring about a peace. Accordingly he despatched a gentleman

to the King with his advice to accede to terms, offering to undertake the

treaty himself. His design in offering himself as negotiator was to

prevent the treaty being drawn out to too great a length, as might be the

case if confided to others. It was necessary that he should speedily

relieve Cambray, for M. de Balagny, who had thrown himself into the city

as I have before mentioned, had written to him that he should be able to

defend the place for six months; but, if he received no succours within

that time, his provisions would be all expended, and he should be obliged

to give way to the clamours of the inhabitants, and surrender the town.

By God's favour, the King was induced to listen to my brother's proposal

of undertaking a negotiation for a peace. The King hoped thereby to

disappoint him in his expectations in Flanders, which he never had

approved. Accordingly he sent word back to my brother that he should

accept his proffer of negotiating a peace, and would send him for his

coadjutors, M. de Villeroy and M. de Bellievre. The commission my

brother was charged with succeeded, and, after a stay of seven months in

Gascony, he settled a peace and left us, his thoughts being employed

during the whole time on the means of relieving Cambray, which the

satisfaction he found in being with us could not altogether abate.

The peace my brother, made, as I have just mentioned, was so judiciously

framed that it gave equal satisfaction to the King and the Catholics, and

to the King my husband and the Huguenots, and obtained him the affections

of both parties. He likewise acquired from it the assistance of that

able general, Marechal de Biron, who undertook the command of the army

destined to raise the siege of Cambray. The King my husband was equally

gratified in the Marshal's removal from Gascony and having Marechal de

Matignon in his place.

Before my brother set off he was desirous to bring about a reconciliation

betwixt the King my husband and Mareohal de Biron, provided the latter

should make his apologies to me for his conduct at Nerac. My brother had

desired me to treat him with all disdain, but I used this hasty advice

with discretion, considering that my brother might one day or other

repent having given it, as he had everything to hope, in his present

situation, from the bravery of this officer.

My brother returned to France accompanied by Marechal de Biron. By his

negotiation of a peace he had acquired to himself great credit with both

parties, and secured a powerful force for the purpose of raising the

siege of Cambray. But honours and success are followed by envy. The

King beheld this accession of glory to his brother with great

dissatisfaction. He had been for seven months, while my brother and I

were together in Gascony, brooding over his malice, and produced the

strangest invention that can be imagined. He pretended to believe (what

the King my husband can easily prove to be false) that I instigated him

to go to war that I might procure for my brother the credit of making

peace. This is not at all probable when it is considered the prejudice

my brother's affairs in, Flanders sustained by the war.

But envy and malice are self-deceivers, and pretend to discover what no

one else can perceive. On this frail foundation the King raised an altar

of hatred, on which he swore never to cease till he had accomplished my

brother's ruin and mine. He had never forgiven me for the attachment I

had discovered for my brother's interest during the time he was in Poland

and since.

Fortune chose to favour the King's animosity; for, during the seven

months that my brother stayed in Gascony, he conceived a passion for

Fosseuse, who was become the doting piece of the King my husband, as I

have already mentioned, since he had quitted Rebours. This new passion

in my brother had induced the King my husband to treat me with coldness,

supposing that I countenanced my brother's addresses. I no sooner

discovered this than I remonstrated with my brother, as I knew he would

make every sacrifice for my repose. I begged him to give over his

pursuit, and not to speak to her again. I succeeded this way to defeat

the malice of my ill-fortune; but there was still behind another secret

ambush, and that of a more fatal nature; for Fosseuse, who was

passionately fond of the King my husband, but had hitherto granted no

favours inconsistent with prudence and modesty, piqued by his jealousy of

my brother, gave herself up suddenly to his will, and unfortunately

became pregnant. She no sooner made this discovery, than she altered her

conduct towards me entirely from what it was before. She now shunned my

presence as much as she had been accustomed to seek it, and whereas

before she strove to do me every good office with the King my husband,

she now endeavoured to make all the mischief she was able betwixt us. For

his part, he avoided me; he grew cold and indifferent, and since Fosseuse

ceased to conduct herself with discretion, the happy moments that we

experienced during the four or five years we were together in Gascony

were no more.

Peace being restored, and my brother departed for France, as I have

already related, the King my husband and I returned to Nerac. We were no

sooner there than Fosseuse persuaded the King my husband to make a

journey to the waters of Aigues-Caudes, in Bearn, perhaps with a design

to rid herself of her burden there. I begged the King my husband to

excuse my accompanying him, as, since the affront that I had received at

Pau, I had made a vow never to set foot in Bearn until the Catholic

religion was reestablished there. He pressed me much to go with him, and

grew angry at my persisting to refuse his request. He told me that his

little girl (for so he affected to call Fosseuse) was desirous to go

there on account of a colic, which she felt frequent returns of. I

answered that I had no objection to his taking her with him. He then

said that she could not go unless I went; that it would occasion scandal,

which might as well be avoided. He continued to press me to accompany

him, but at length I prevailed with him to consent to go without me, and

to take her with him, and, with her, two of her companions, Rebours and

Ville-Savin, together with the governess. They set out accordingly, and

I waited their return at Baviere.

I had every day news from Rebours, informing me how matters went. This

Rebours I have mentioned before to have been the object of my husband's

passion, but she was now cast off, and, consequently, was no friend to

Fosseuse, who had gained that place in his affection she had before held.

She, therefore, strove all she could to circumvent her; and, indeed, she

was fully qualified for such a purpose, as she was a cunning, deceitful

young person. She gave me to understand that Fosseuse laboured to do me

every ill office in her power; that she spoke of me with the greatest

disrespect on all occasions, and expressed her expectations of marrying

the King herself, in case she should be delivered of a son, when I was to

be divorced. She had said, further, that when the King my husband

returned to Baviere, he had resolved to go to Pau, and that I should go

with him, whether I would or not.

This intelligence was far from being agreeable to me, and I knew not what

to think of it. I trusted in the goodness of God, and I had a reliance

on the generosity of the King my husband; yet I passed the time I waited

for his return but uncomfortably, and often thought I shed more tears

than they drank water. The Catholic nobility of the neighbourhood of

Baviere used their utmost endeavours to divert my chagrin, for the month

or five weeks that the King my husband and Fosseuse stayed at

Aigues-Caudes.

On his return, a certain nobleman acquainted the King my husband with the

concern I was under lest he should go to Pau, whereupon he did not press

me on the subject, but only said he should have been glad if I had

consented to go with him. Perceiving, by my tears and the expressions I

made use of, that I should prefer even death to such a journey, he

altered his intentions and we returned to Nerac.

The pregnancy of Fosseuse was now no longer a secret. The whole Court

talked of it, and not only the Court, but all the country. I was willing

to prevent the scandal from spreading, and accordingly resolved to talk

to her on the subject. With this resolution, I took her into my closet,

and spoke to her thus: "Though you have for some time estranged yourself

from me, and, as it has been reported to me, striven to do me many ill

offices with the King my husband, yet the regard I once had for you, and

the esteem which I still entertain for those honourable persons to whose

family you belong, do not admit of my neglecting to afford you all the

assistance in my power in pour present unhappy situation. I beg you,

therefore, not to conceal the truth, it being both for your interest and

mine, under whose protection you are, to declare it. Tell me the truth,

and I will act towards you as a mother. You know that a contagious

disorder has broken out in the place, and, under pretence of avoiding it,

I will go to Mas-d'Agenois, which is a house belonging to the King my

husband, in a very retired situation. I will take you with me, and such

other persons as you shall name. Whilst we are there, the King will take

the diversion of hunting in some other part of the country, and I shall

not stir thence before your delivery. By this means we shall put a stop

to the scandalous reports which are now current, and which concern you

more than myself."

So far from showing any contrition, or returning thanks for my kindness,

she replied, with the utmost arrogance, that she would prove all those to

be liars who had reported such things of her; that, for my part, I had

ceased for a long time to show her any marks of regard, and she saw that

I was determined upon her ruin. These words she delivered in as loud a

tone as mine had been mildly expressed; and, leaving me abruptly, she

flew in a rage to the King my husband, to relate to him what I had said

to her. He was very angry upon the occasion, and declared he would make

them all liars who had laid such things to her charge. From that moment

until the hour of her delivery, which was a few months after, he never

spoke to me.

She found the pains of labour come upon her about daybreak, whilst she

was in bed in the chamber where the maids of honour slept. She sent for

my physician, and begged him to go and acquaint the King my husband that

she was taken ill. We slept in separate beds in the same chamber, and

had done so for some time.

The physician delivered the message as he was directed, which greatly

embarrassed my husband. What to do he did not know. On the one hand, he

was fearful of a discovery; on the other, he foresaw that, without proper

assistance, there was danger of losing one he so much loved. In this

dilemma, he resolved to apply to me, confess all, and implore my aid and

advice, well knowing that, notwithstanding what had passed, I should be

ready to do him a pleasure. Having come to this resolution, he withdrew

my curtains, and spoke to me thus: "My dear, I have concealed a matter

from you which I now confess. I beg you to forgive me, and to think no

more about what I have said to you on the subject. Will you oblige me so

far as to rise and go to Fosseuse, who is taken very ill? I am well

assured that, in her present situation, you will forget everything and

resent nothing. You know how dearly I love her, and I hope you will

comply with my request." I answered that I had too great a respect for

him to be offended at anything he should do, and that I would go to her

immediately, and do as much for her as if she were a child of my own. I

advised him, in the meantime, to go out and hunt, by which means he would

draw away all his people, and prevent tattling.

I removed Fosseuse, with all convenient haste, from the chamber in which

the maids of honour were, to one in a more retired part of the palace,

got a physician and some women about her, and saw that she wanted for

nothing that was proper in her situation. It pleased God that she should

bring forth a daughter, since dead. As soon as she was delivered I

ordered her to be taken back to the chamber from which she had been

brought. Notwithstanding these precautions, it was not possible to

prevent the story from circulating through the palace. When the King my

husband returned from hunting he paid her a visit, according to custom.

She begged that I might come and see her, as was usual with me when any

one of my maids of honour was taken ill. By this means she expected to

put a stop to stories to her prejudice. The King my husband came from

her into my bedchamber, and found me in bed, as I was fatigued and

required rest, after having been called up so early.

He begged me to get up and pay her a visit. I told him I went according

to his desire before, when she stood in need of assistance, but now she

wanted no help; that to visit her at this time would be only exposing her

more, and cause myself to be pointed at by all the world. He seemed to

be greatly displeased at what I said, which vexed me the more as I

thought I did not deserve such treatment after what I had done at his

request in the morning; she likewise contributed all in her power to

aggravate matters betwixt him and me.

In the meantime, the King my brother, always well informed of what is

passing in the families of the nobility of his kingdom, was not ignorant

of the transactions of our Court. He was particularly curious to learn

everything that happened with us, and knew every minute circumstance that

I have now related. Thinking this a favourable occasion to wreak his

vengeance on me for having been the means of my brother acquiring so much

reputation by the peace he had brought about, he made use of the accident

that happened in our Court to withdraw me from the King my husband, and

thereby reduce me to the state of misery he wished to plunge me in. To

this purpose he prevailed on the Queen my mother to write to me, and

express her anxious desire to see me after an absence of five or six

years. She added that a journey of this sort to Court would be

serviceable to the affairs of the King my husband as well as my own; that

the King my brother himself was desirous of seeing me, and that if I

wanted money for the journey he would send it me. The King wrote to the

same purpose, and despatched Manique, the steward of his household, with

instructions to use every persuasion with me to undertake the journey.

The length of time I had been absent in Gascony, and the unkind usage I

received on account of Fosseuse, contributed to induce me to listen to

the proposal made me.

The King and the Queen both wrote to me. I received three letters, in

quick succession; and, that I might have no pretence for staying, I had

the sum of fifteen hundred crowns paid me to defray the expenses of my

journey. The Queen my mother wrote that she would give me the meeting in

Saintonge, and that, if the King my husband would accompany me so far,

she would treat with him there, and give him every satisfaction with

respect to the King. But the King and she were desirous to have him at

their Court, as he had been before with my brother; and the Marechal de

Matignon had pressed the matter with the King, that he might have no one

to interfere with him in Gascony. I had had too long experience of what

was to be expected at their Court to hope much from all the fine promises

that were made to me. I had resolved, however, to avail myself of the

opportunity of an absence of a few months, thinking it might prove the

means of setting matters to rights. Besides which, I thought that, as I

should take Fosseuse with me, it was possible that the King's passion for

her might cool when she was no longer in his sight, or he might attach

himself to some other that was less inclined to do me mischief.

It was with some difficulty that the King my husband would consent to a

removal, so unwilling was he to leave his Fosseuse. He paid more

attention to me, in hopes that I should refuse to set out on this journey

to France; but, as I had given my word in my letters to the King and the

Queen my mother that I would go, and as I had even received money for the

purpose, I could not do otherwise.

And herein my ill-fortune prevailed over the reluctance I had to leave

the King my husband, after the instances of renewed love and regard which

he had begun to show me.

HISTORY OF THE HOUSE OF VALOIS.

[Author unknown]

CHARLES, COMTE DE VALOIS, was the younger brother of Philip the Fair, and

therefore uncle of the three sovereigns lately dead. His eldest son

Philip had been appointed guardian to the Queen of Charles IV.; and when

it appeared that she had given birth to a daughter, and not a son, the

barons, joining with the notables of Paris and the, good towns, met to

decide who was by right the heir to the throne, "for the twelve peers of

France said and say that the Crown of France is of such noble estate that

by no succession can it come to a woman nor to a woman's son," as

Froissart tells us. This being their view, the baby daughter of Charles

IV. was at once set aside; and the claim of Edward III. of England, if,

indeed, he ever made it, rested on Isabella of France, his mother, sister

of the three sovereigns. And if succession through a female had been

possible, then the daughters of those three kings had rights to be

reserved. It was, however, clear that the throne must go to a man, and

the crown was given to Philip of Valois, founder of a new house of

sovereigns.

The new monarch was a very formidable person. He had been a great feudal

lord, hot and vehement, after feudal fashion; but he was now to show that

he could be a severe master, a terrible king. He began his reign by

subduing the revolted Flemings on behalf of his cousin Louis of Flanders,

and having replaced him in his dignities, returned to Paris and there

held high state as King. And he clearly was a great sovereign; the

weakness of the late King had not seriously injured France; the new King

was the elect of the great lords, and they believed that his would be a

new feudal monarchy; they were in the glow of their revenge over the

Flemings for the days of Courtrai; his cousins reigned in Hungary and

Naples, his sisters were married to the greatest of the lords; the Queen

of Navarre was his cousin; even the youthful King of England did him

homage for Guienne and Ponthieu. The barons soon found out their

mistake. Philip VI., supported by the lawyers, struck them whenever he

gave them opening; he also dealt harshly with the traders, hampering them

and all but ruining them, till the country was alarmed and discontented.

On the other hand, young Edward of England had succeeded to a troubled

inheritance, and at the beginning was far weaker than his rival; his own

sagacity, and the advance of constitutional rights in England, soon

enabled him to repair the breaches in his kingdom, and to gather fresh

strength from the prosperity and good-will of a united people. While

France followed a more restricted policy, England threw open her ports to

all comers; trade grew in London as it waned in Paris; by his marriage

with Philippa of Hainault, Edward secured a noble queen, and with her the

happiness of his subjects and the all-important friendship of the Low

Countries. In 1336 the followers of Philip VI. persuaded Louis of

Flanders to arrest the English merchants then in Flanders; whereupon

Edward retaliated by stopping the export of wool, and Jacquemart van

Arteveldt of Ghent, then at the beginning of his power, persuaded the

Flemish cities to throw off all allegiance to their French-loving Count,

and to place themselves under the protection of Edward. In return Philip

VI. put himself in communication with the Scots, the hereditary foes of

England, and the great wars which were destined to last 116 years, and to

exhaust the strength of two strong nations, were now about to begin. They

brought brilliant and barren triumphs to England, and, like most wars,

were a wasteful and terrible mistake, which, if crowned with ultimate

success, might, by removing the centre of the kingdom into France, have

marred the future welfare of England, for the happy constitutional

development of the country could never have taken place with a sovereign

living at Paris, and French interests becoming ever more powerful.

Fortunately, therefore, while the war evoked by its brilliant successes

the national pride of Englishmen, by its eventual failure it was

prevented from inflicting permanent damage on England.

The war began in 1337 and ended in 1453; the epochs in it are the Treaty

of Bretigny in 1360, the Treaty of Troyes in 1422, the final expulsion of

the English in 1453.

The French King seems to have believed himself equal to the burdens of a

great war, and able to carry out the most far-reaching plans. The Pope

was entirely in his hands, and useful as a humble instrument to curb and

harass the Emperor. Philip had proved himself master of the Flemish,

and, with help of the King of Scotland, hoped so to embarrass Edward III.

as to have no difficulty in eventually driving him to cede all his French

possessions. While he thought it his interest to wear out his antagonist

without any open fighting, it was Edward's interest to make vigorous and

striking war. France therefore stood on the defensive; England was

always the attacking party. On two sides, in Flanders and in Brittany,

France had outposts which, if well defended, might long keep the English

power away from her vitals. Unluckily for his side, Philip was harsh and

raw, and threw these advantages away. In Flanders the repressive

commercial policy of the Count, dictated from Paris, gave Edward the

opportunity, in the end of 1337, of sending the Earl of Derby, with a

strong fleet, to raise the blockade of Cadsand, and to open the Flemish

markets by a brilliant action, in which the French chivalry was found

powerless against the English yeoman-archers; and in 1338 Edward crossed

over to Antwerp to see what forward movement could be made. The other

frontier war was that of Brittany, which began a little later (1341). The

openings of the war were gloomy and wasteful, without glory. Edward did

not actually send defiance to Philip till 1339, when he proclaimed

himself King of France, and quartered the lilies of France on the royal

shield. The Flemish proved a very reed; and though the French army came

up to meet the English in the Vermando country, no fighting took place,

and the campaign of 1339 ended obscurely. Norman and Genoese ships

threatened the southern shores of England, landing at Southampton and in

the Isle of Wight unopposed. In 1340 Edward returned to Flanders; on his

way he attacked the French fleet which lay at Sluys, and utterly

destroyed it. The great victory of Sluys gave England for centuries the

mastery of the British channel. But, important as it was, it gave no

success to the land campaign. Edward wasted his strength on an

unsuccessful siege of Tournia, and, ill-supported by his Flemish allies,

could achieve nothing. The French King in this year seized on Guienne;

and from Scotland tidings came that Edinburgh castle, the strongest place

held by the English, had fallen into the hands of Douglas. Neither from

Flanders nor from Guienne could Edward hope to reach the heart of the

French power; a third inlet now presented itself in Brittany. On the

death of John III. of Brittany, in 1341, Jean de Montfort, his youngest

brother, claimed the great fief, against his niece Jeanne, daughter of

his elder brother Guy, Comte de Penthievre. He urged that the Salic law,

which had been recognised in the case of the crown, should also apply to

this great duchy, so nearly an independent sovereignty. Jeanne had been

married to Charles de Blois, whom John III. of Brittany had chosen as his

heir; Charles was also nephew of King Philip, who gladly espoused his

cause. Thereon Jean de Montfort appealed to Edward, and the two Kings

met in border strife in Brittany. The Bretons sided with John against

the influence of France. Both the claimants were made prisoners; the

ladies carried on a chivalric warfare, Jeanne de Montfort against Jeanne

de Blois, and all went favourably with the French party till Philip, with

a barbarity as foolish as it was scandalous, tempted the chief Breton

lords to Paris and beheaded them without trial. The war, suspended by a

truce, broke out again, and the English raised large forces and supplies,

meaning to attack on three sides at once,--from Flanders, Brittany, and

Guienne. The Flemish expedition came to nothing; for the people of Ghent

in 1345 murdered Jacques van Arteveldt as he was endeavouring to persuade

them to receive the Prince of Wales as their count, and Edward, on

learning this adverse news, returned to England. Thence, in July, 1346,

he sailed for Normandy, and, landing at La Hogue, overran with ease the

country up to Paris. He was not, however, strong enough to attack the

capital, for Philip lay with a large army watching him at St. Denis.

After a short hesitation Edward crossed the Seine at Poissy, and struck

northwards, closely followed by Philip. He got across the Somme safely,

and at Crecy in Ponthieu stood at bay to await the French. Though his

numbers were far less than theirs, he had a good position, and his men

were of good stuff; and when it came to battle, the defeat of the French

was crushing. Philip had to fall back with his shattered army; Edward

withdrew unmolested to Calais, which he took after a long siege in 1347.

Philip had been obliged to call up his son John from the south, where he

was observing the English under the Earl of Derby; thereupon the English

overran all the south, taking Poitiers and finding no opposition. Queen

Philippa of Hainault had also defeated and taken David of Scotland at

Neville's Cross.

The campaign of 1346-1347 was on all hands disastrous to King Philip. He

sued for and obtained a truce for ten months. These were the days of the

"black death," which raged in France from 1347 to 1349, and completed the

gloom of the country, vexed by an arbitrary and grasping monarch, by

unsuccessful war, and now by the black cloud of pestilence. In 1350 King

Philip died, leaving his crown to John of Normandy. He had added two

districts and a title to France: he bought Montpellier from James of

Aragon, and in 1349 also bought the territories of Humbert, Dauphin of

Vienne, who resigned the world under influence of the revived religion of

the time, a consequence of the plague, and became a Carmelite friar. The

fief and the title of Dauphin were granted to Charles, the King's

grandson, who was the first person who attached that title to the heir to

the French throne. Apart from these small advantages, the kingdom of

France had suffered terribly from the reign of the false and heartless

Philip VI. Nor was France destined to enjoy better things under John

"the Good," one of the worst sovereigns with whom she has been cursed. He

took as his model and example the chivalric John of Bohemia, who had been

one of the most extravagant and worthless of the princes of his time, and

had perished in his old age at Crecy. The first act of the new King was

to take from his kinsman, Charles "the Bad" of Navarre, Champagne and

other lands; and Charles went over to the English King. King John was

keen to fight; the States General gave him the means for carrying on war,

by establishing the odious "gabelle" on salt, and other imposts. John

hoped with his new army to drive the English completely out of the

country. Petty war began again on all the frontiers,--an abortive attack

on Calais, a guerilla warfare in Brittany, slight fighting also in

Guienne. Edward in 1335 landed at Calais, but was recalled to pacify

Scotland; Charles of Navarre and the Duke of Lancaster were on the Breton

border; the Black Prince sailed for Bordeaux. In 1356 he rode northward

with a small army to the Loire, and King John, hastily summoning all his

nobles and fief-holders, set out to meet him. Hereon the Black Prince,

whose forces were weak, began to retreat; but the French King outmarched

and intercepted him near Poitiers. He had the English completely in his

power, and with a little patience could have starved them into

submission; instead, he deemed it his chivalric duty to avenge Crecy in

arms, and the great battle of Poitiers was the result (19th September,

1356). The carnage and utter ruin of the French feudal army was quite

incredible; the dead seemed more than the whole army of the Black Prince;

the prisoners were too many to be held. The French army, bereft of

leaders, melted away, and the Black Prince rode triumphantly back to

Bordeaux with the captive King John and his brave little son in his

train. A two years' truce ensued; King John was carried over to London,

where he found a fellow in misfortune in David of Scotland, who had been

for eleven years a captive in English hands. The utter degradation of

the nobles, and the misery of the country, gave to the cities of France

an opportunity which one great man, Etienne Marcel, provost of the

traders at Paris, was not slow to grasp. He fortified the capital and

armed the citizens; the civic clergy made common cause with him; and when

the Dauphin Charles convoked the three Estates at Paris, it was soon seen

that the nobles had become completely discredited and powerless. It was

a moment in which a new life might have begun for France; in vain did the

noble order clamour for war and taxes,--they to do the war, with what

skill and success all men now knew, and the others to pay the taxes.

Clergy, however, and burghers resisted. The Estates parted, leaving what

power there was still in France in the hands of Etienne Marcel. He

strove in vain to reconcile Charles the Dauphin with Charles of Navarre,

who stood forward as a champion of the towns. Very reluctantly did

Marcel entrust his fortunes to such hands. With help of Lecocq, Bishop

of Laon, he called the Estates again together, and endeavoured to lay

down sound principles of government, which Charles the Dauphin was

compelled to accept. Paris, however, stood alone, and even there all

were not agreed. Marcel and Bishop Lecocq, seeing the critical state of

things, obtained the release of Charles of Navarre, then a prisoner. The

result was that ere long the Dauphin-regent was at open war with Navarre

and with Paris. The outbreak of the miserable peasantry, the Jacquerie,

who fought partly for revenge against the nobles, partly to help Paris,

darkened the time; they were repressed with savage bloodshed, and in 1358

the Dauphin's party in Paris assassinated the only great man France had

seen for long. With Etienne Marcel's death all hope of a constitutional

life died out from France; the Dauphin entered Paris and set his foot on

the conquered liberties of his country. Paris had stood almost alone;

civic strength is wanting in France; the towns but feebly supported

Marcel; they compelled the movement to lose its popular and general

character, and to become a first attempt to govern France from Paris

alone. After some insincere negotiations, and a fear of desultory

warfare, in which Edward III. traversed France without meeting with a

single foe to fight, peace was at last agreed to, at Bretigny, in May,

1360. By this act Edward III. renounced the French throne and gave up

all he claimed or held north of the Loire, while he was secured in the

lordship of the south and west, as well as that part of Northern Picardy

which included Calais, Guines, and Ponthieu. The treaty also fixed the

ransom to be paid by King John.

France was left smaller than she had been under Philip Augustus, yet she

received this treaty with infinite thankfulness; worn out with war and

weakness, any diminution of territory seemed better to her than a

continuance of her unbearable misfortunes. Under Charles, first as

Regent, then as King, she enjoyed an uneasy rest and peace for twenty

years.

King John, after returning for a brief space to France, went back into

his pleasant captivity in England, leaving his country to be ruled by the

Regent the Dauphin. In 1364 he died, and Charles V., "the Wise," became

King in name, as he had now been for some years in fact. This cold,

prudent, sickly prince, a scholar who laid the foundations of the great

library in Paris by placing 900 MSS. in three chambers in the Louvre, had

nothing to dazzle the ordinary eye; to the timid spirits of that age he

seemed to be a malevolent wizard, and his name of "Wise" had in it more

of fear than of love. He also is notable for two things: he reformed the

current coin, and recognised the real worth of Du Guesclin, the first

great leader of mercenaries in France, a grim fighting-man, hostile to

the show of feudal warfare, and herald of a new age of contests, in which

the feudal levies would fall into the background. The invention of

gunpowder in this century, the incapacity of the great lords, the rise of

free lances and mercenary troops, all told that a new era had arrived. It

was by the hand of Du Guesclin that Charles overcame his cousin and

namesake, Charles of Navarre, and compelled him to peace. On the other

hand, in the Breton war which followed just after, he was defeated by Sir

John Chandos and the partisans of Jean de Montfort, who made him

prisoner; the Treaty of Guerande, which followed, gave them the dukedom

of Brittany; and Charles V., unable to resist, was fair to receive the

new duke's homage, and to confirm him in the duchy. The King did not

rest till he had ransomed Du Guesclin from the hands of Chandos; he then

gave him commission to raise a paid army of freebooters, the scourge of

France, and to march with them to support, against the Black Prince, the

claims of Henry of Trastamare to the Crown of Castile. Successful at

first by help of the King of Aragon, he was made Constable of Spain at

the coronation of Henry at Burgos. Edward the Black Prince, however,

intervened, and at the battle of Najara (1367) Du Guesclin was again a

prisoner in English hands, and Henry lost his throne. Fever destroyed

the victorious host, and the Black Prince, withdrawing into Gascony,

carried with him the seeds of the disorder which shortened his days. Du

Guesclin soon got his liberty again; and Charles V., seeing how much his

great rival of England was weakened, determined at last on open war. He

allied himself with Henry of Trastamare, listened to the grievances of

the Aquitanians, summoned the Black Prince to appear and answer the

complaints. In 1369, Henry defeated Pedro, took him prisoner, and

murdered him in a brawl; thus perished the hopes of the English party in

the south. About the same time Charles V. sent open defiance and

declaration of war to England. Without delay, he surprised the English

in the north, recovering all Ponthieu at once; the national pride was

aroused; Philip, Duke of Burgundy, who had, through the prudent help of

Charles, lately won as a bride the heiress of Flanders, was stationed at

Rouen, to cover the western approach to Paris, with strict orders not to

fight; the Aquitanians were more than half French at heart. The record

of the war is as the smoke of a furnace. We see the reek of burnt and

plundered towns; there were no brilliant feats of arms; the Black Prince,

gloomy and sick, abandoned the struggle, and returned to England to die;

the new governor, the Earl of Pembroke, did not even succeed in landing:

he was attacked and defeated off Rochelle by Henry of Castile, his whole

fleet, with all its treasure and stores, taken or sunk, and he himself

was a prisoner in Henry's hands. Du Guesclin had already driven the

English out of the west into Brittany; he now overran Poitou, which

received him gladly; all the south seemed to be at his feet. The attempt

of Edward III. to relieve the little that remained to him in France

failed utterly, and by 1372 Poitou was finally lost to England. Charles

set himself to reduce Brittany with considerable success; a diversion

from Calais caused plentiful misery in the open country; but, as the

French again refused to fight, it did nothing to restore the English

cause. By 1375 England held nothing in France except Calais, Cherbourg,

Bayonne, and Bordeaux. Edward III., utterly worn out with war, agreed to

a truce, through intervention of the Pope; it was signed in 1375. In

1377, on its expiring, Charles, who in two years had sedulously improved

the state of France, renewed the war. By sea and land the English were

utterly overmatched, and by 1378 Charles was master of the situation on

all hands. Now, however, he pushed his advantages too far; and the cold

skill which had overthrown the English, was used in vain against the

Bretons, whose duchy he desired to absorb. Languedoc and Flanders also

revolted against him. France was heavily burdened with taxes, and the

future was dark and threatening. In the midst of these things, death

overtook the coldly calculating monarch in September, 1380.

Little had France to hope from the boy who was now called on to fill the

throne. Charles VI. was not twelve years old, a light-wined, handsome

boy, under the guardianship of the royal Dukes his uncles, who had no

principles except that of their own interest to guide them in bringing up

the King and ruling the people. Before Charles VI. had reached years of

discretion, he was involved by the French nobles in war against the

Flemish cities, which, under guidance of the great Philip van Arteveldt,

had overthrown the authority of the Count of Flanders. The French cities

showed ominous signs of being inclined to ally themselves with the civic

movement in the north. The men of Ghent came out to meet their French

foes, and at the battle of Roosebek (1382) were utterly defeated and

crushed. Philip van Arteveldt himself was slain. It was a great triumph

of the nobles over the cities; and Paris felt it when the King returned.

All movement there and in the other northern cities of France was

ruthlessly repressed; the noble reaction also overthrew the "new men" and

the lawyers, by whose means the late King had chiefly governed. Two years

later, the royal Dukes signed a truce with England, including Ghent in

it; and Louis de Male, Count of Flanders, having perished at the same

time, Marguerite his daughter, wife of Philip of Burgundy, succeeded to

his inheritance (1384.) Thus began the high fortunes of the House of

Burgundy, which at one time seemed to overshadow Emperor and King of

France. In 1385, another of the brothers, Louis, Duc d'Anjou, died, with

all his Italian ambitions unfulfilled. In 1386, Charles VI., under

guidance of his uncles, declared war on England, and exhausted all France

in preparations; the attempt proved the sorriest failure. The regency of

the Dukes became daily more unpopular, until in 1388 Charles dismissed

his two uncles, the Dukes of Burgundy and Berri, and began to rule. For

a while all went much better; he recalled his father's friends and

advisers, lightened the burdens of the people, allowed the new ministers

free hand in making prudent government; and learning how bad had been the

state of the south under the Duc de Berri, deprived him of that command

in 1390. Men thought that the young King, if not good himself, was well

content to allow good men to govern in his name; at any, rate, the rule

of the selfish Dukes seemed to be over. Their bad influences, however,

still surrounded him; an attempt to assassinate Olivier de Clisson, the

Constable, was connected with their intrigues and those of the Duke of

Brittany; and in setting forth to punish the attempt on his favourite the

Constable, the unlucky young King, who had sapped his health by

debauchery, suddenly became mad. The Dukes of Burgundy and Berri at once

seized the reins and put aside his brother the young Duc d'Orleans. It

was the beginning of that great civil discord between Burgundy and

Orleans, the Burgundians and Armagnacs, which worked so much ill for

France in the earlier part of the next century. The rule of the uncles

was disastrous for France; no good government seemed even possible for

that unhappy land.

An obscure strife went on until 1404, when Duke Philip of Burgundy died,

leaving his vast inheritance to John the Fearless, the deadly foe of

Louis d'Orleans. Paris was with him, as with his father before him; the

Duke entered the capital in 1405, and issued a popular proclamation

against the ill-government of the Queen-regent and Orleans. Much

profession of a desire for better things was made, with small results. So

things went on until 1407, when, after the Duc de Berri, who tried to

play the part of a mediator, had brought the two Princes together, the

Duc d'Orleans was foully assassinated by a Burgundian partisan. The Duke

of Burgundy, though he at first withdrew from Paris, speedily returned,

avowed the act, and was received with plaudits by the mob. For a few

years the strife continued, obscure and bad; a great league of French

princes and nobles was made to stem the success of the Burgundians; and

it was about this time that the Armagnac name became common. Paris,

however, dominated by the "Cabochians," the butchers' party, the party of

the "marrowbones and cleavers," and entirely devoted to the Burgundians,

enabled John the Fearless to hold his own in France; the King himself

seemed favourable to the same party. In 1412 the princes were obliged to

come to terms, and the Burgundian triumph seemed complete. In 1413 the

wheel went round, and we find the Armagnacs in Paris, rudely sweeping

away all the Cabochians with their professions of good civic rule. The

Duc de Berri was made captain of Paris, and for a while all went against

the Burgundians, until, in 1414, Duke John was fain to make the first

Peace of Arras, and to confess himself worsted in the strife. The young

Dauphin Louis took the nominal lead of the national party, and ruled

supreme in Paris in great ease and self-indulgence.

The year before, Henry V. had succeeded to the throne of England,--a

bright and vigorous young man, eager to be stirring in the world, brave

and fearless, with a stern grasp of things beneath all,--a very

sheet-anchor of firmness and determined character. Almost at the very

opening of his reign, the moment he had secured his throne, he began a

negotiation with France which boded no good. He offered to marry

Catharine, the King's third daughter, and therewith to renew the old

Treaty of Bretigny, if her dower were Normandy, Maine, Anjou, not without

a good sum of money. The French Court, on the other hand, offered him

her hand with Aquitaine and the money, an offer rejected instantly; and

Henry made ready for a rough wooing in arms. In 1415 he crossed to

Harfleur, and while parties still fought in France, after a long and

exhausting siege, took the place; thence he rode northward for Calais,

feeling his army too much reduced to attempt more. The Armagnacs, who

had gathered at Rouen, also pushed fast to the north, and having choice

of passage over the Somme, Amiens being in their hands, got before King

Henry, while he had to make a long round before he could get across that

stream. Consequently, when, on his way, he reached Azincourt, he found

the whole chivalry of France arrayed against him in his path. The great

battle of Azincourt followed, with frightful ruin and carnage of the

French. With a huge crowd of prisoners the young King passed on to

Calais, and thence to England. The Armagnacs' party lay buried in the

hasty graves of Azincourt; never had there been such slaughter of nobles.

Still, for three years they made head against their foes; till in 1418

the Duke of Burgundy's friends opened Paris's gates to his soldiers, and

for the time the Armagnacs seemed to be completely defeated; only the

Dauphin Charles made feeble war from Poitiers. Henry V. with a fresh

army had already made another descent on the Normandy coast; the Dukes of

Anjou, Brittany, and Burgundy made several and independent treaties with

him; and it seemed as though France had completely fallen in pieces.

Henry took Rouen, and although the common peril had somewhat silenced the

strife of faction, no steps were taken to meet him or check his course;

on the contrary, matters were made even more hopeless by the murder of

John, Duke of Burgundy, in 1419, even as he was kneeling and offering

reconciliation at the young Dauphin's feet. The young Duke, Philip, now

drew at once towards Henry, whom his father had apparently wished with

sincerity to check; Paris, too, was weary of the Armagnac struggle, and

desired to welcome Henry of England; the Queen of France also went over

to the Anglo-Burgundian side. The end of it was that on May 21,1420, was

signed the famous Treaty of Troyes, which secured the Crown of France to

Henry, by the exclusion of the Dauphin Charles, whenever poor mad Charles

VI., should cease to live. Meanwhile, Henry was made Regent of France,

promising to maintain all rights and privileges of the Parliament and

nobles, and to crush the Dauphin with his Armagnac friends, in token

whereof he was at once wedded to Catharine of France, and set forth to

quell the opposition of the provinces. By Christmas all France north of

the Loire was in English hands. All the lands to the south of the river

remained firmly fixed in their allegiance to the Dauphin and the

Armagnacs, and these began to feel themselves to be the true French

party, as opposed to the foreign rule of the English. For barely two

years that rule was carried on by Henry V. with inflexible justice, and

Northern France saw with amazement the presence of a real king, and an

orderly government. In 1422 King Henry died; a few weeks later Charles

VI. died also, and the face of affairs began to change, although, at the

first, Charles VII. the "Well-served," the lazy, listless prince, seemed

to have little heart for the perils and efforts of his position. He was

proclaimed King at Mehun, in Berri, for the true France for the time lay

on that side of the Loire, and the Regent Bedford, who took the reins at

Paris, was a vigorous and powerful prince, who was not likely to give way

to an idle dreamer. At the outset Charles suffered two defeats, at

Crevant in 1423, and at Verneuil in 1424, and things seemed to be come to

their worst. Yet he was prudent, conciliatory, and willing to wait; and

as the English power in France--that triangle of which the base was the

sea-line from Harfleur to Calais, and the apex Paris--was unnatural and

far from being really strong; and as the relations between Bedford and

Burgundy might not always be friendly, the man who could wait had many

chances in his favour. Before long, things began to mend; Charles wedded

Marie d'Anjou, and won over that great house to the French side; more and

more was he regarded as the nation's King; symptoms of a wish for

reconciliation with Burgundy appeared; the most vehement Armagnacs were

sent away from Court. Causes of disagreement also shook the friendship

between Burgundy and England.

Feeling the evils of inaction most, Bedford in 1428 decided on a forward

movement, and sent the Earl of Salisbury to the south. He first secured

his position on the north of the Loire, then, crossing that river, laid

siege to Orleans, the key to the south, and the last bulwark of the

national party. All efforts to vex or dislodge him failed; and the

attempt early in 1429 to stop the English supplies was completely

defeated at Bouvray; from the salt fish captured, the battle has taken

the name of "the Day of the Herrings." Dunois, Bastard of Orleans, was,

wounded; the Scots, the King's body-guard, on whom fell ever the grimmest

of the fighting, suffered terribly, and their leader was killed. All

went well for Bedford till it suited the Duke of Burgundy to withdraw

from his side, carrying with him a large part of the fighting power of

the besiegers. Things were already looking rather gloomy in the English

camp, when a new and unexpected rumour struck all hearts cold with fear.

A virgin, an Amazon, had been raised up as a deliverer for France, and

would soon be on them, armed with mysterious powers.

A young peasant girl, one Jeanne d'Arc, had been brought up in the

village of Domremy, hard by the Lorraine border. The district, always

French in feeling, had lately suffered much from Burgundian raids; and

this young damsel, brooding over the treatment of her village and her

country, and filled with that strange vision-power which is no rare

phenomenon in itself with young girls, came at last to believe with warm

and active faith in heavenly appearances and messages, all urging her to

deliver France and her King. From faith to action the bridge is short;

and ere long the young dreamer of seventeen set forth to work her

miracle. Her history is quite unique in the world; and though probably

France would ere many years have shaken off the English yoke, for its

strength was rapidly going, still to her is the credit of having proved

its weakness, and of having asserted the triumphant power of a great

belief. All gave way before her; Charles VII., persuaded doubtless by

his mother-in-law, Yolande of Aragon, who warmly espoused her cause,

listened readily to the maiden's voice; and as that voice urged only what

was noble and pure, she carried conviction as she went. In the end she

received the King's commission to undertake the relief of Orleans. Her

coming was fresh blood to the defence; a new spirit seemed to be poured

out on all her followers, and in like manner a deep dejection settled

down on the English. The blockade was forced, and, in eight days the

besiegers raised the siege and marched away. They withdrew to Jargeau,

where they were attacked and routed with great loss. A little later

Talbot himself, who had marched to help them, was also defeated and

taken. Then, compelling Charles to come out from his in glorious ease,

she carried him triumphantly with her to Rheims, where he was duly

crowned King, the Maid of Orldans standing by, and holding aloft the

royal standard. She would gladly have gone home to Domremy now, her

mission being accomplished; for she was entirely free from all ambitious

or secondary aims. But she was too great a power to be spared. Northern

France was still in English hands, and till the English were cast out her

work was not complete; so they made her stay, sweet child, to do the work

which, had there been any manliness in them, they ought to have found it

easy to achieve for themselves. The dread of her went before her,--a

pillar of cloud and darkness to the English, but light and hope to her

countrymen. Men believed that she was called of God to regenerate the

world, to destroy the Saracen at last, to bring in the millennial age.

Her statue was set up in the churches, and crowds prayed before her image

as before a popular saint.

The incapacity and ill-faith of those round the King gave the English

some time to recover themselves; Bedford and Burgundy drew together

again, and steps were taken to secure Paris. When, however, Jeanne,

weary of courtly delays, marched, contemptuous of the King, as far as St.

Denis, friends sprang up on every side. In Normandy, on the English line

of communications, four strong places were surprised; and Bedford, made

timid as to his supplies, fell back to Rouen, leaving only a small

garrison in Paris. Jeanne, ill-supported by the royal troops, failed in

her attack on the city walls, and was made prisoner by the Burgundians;

they handed her over to the English, and she was, after previous

indignities, and such treatment as chivalry alone could have dealt her,

condemned as a witch, and burnt as a relapsed heretic at Rouen in 1431.

Betrayed by the French Court, sold by the Burgundians, murdered by the

English, unrescued by the people of France which she so much loved,

Jeanne d'Arc died the martyr's death, a pious, simple soul, a heroine of

the purest metal. She saved her country, for the English power never

recovered from the shock. The churchmen who burnt her, the Frenchmen of

the unpatriotic party, would have been amazed could they have foreseen

that nearly 450 years afterwards, churchmen again would glorify her name

as the saint of the Church, in opposition to both the religious liberties

and the national feelings of her country.

The war, after having greatly weakened the noblesse, and having caused

infinite sufferings to France, now drew towards a close; the Duke of

Burgundy at last agreed to abandon his English allies, and at a great

congress at Arras, in 1435, signed a treaty with Charles VII. by which

he solemnly came over to the French side. On condition that he should

get Auxerre and Macon, as well as the towns on and near the river Somme,

he was willing to recognise Charles as King of France. His price was

high, yet it was worth all that was given; for, after all, he was of the

French blood royal, and not a foreigner. The death of Bedford, which

took place about the same time, was almost a more terrible blow to the

fortunes of the English. Paris opened her gates to her King in April,

1436; the long war kept on with slight movements now and then for several

years.

The next year was marked by the meeting of the States General, and the

establishment, in principle at least, of a standing army. The Estates

petitioned the willing King that the system of finance in the realm

should be remodelled, and a permanent tax established for the support of

an army. Thus, it was thought, solidity would be given to the royal

power, and the long-standing curse of the freebooters and brigands

cleared away. No sooner was this done than the nobles began to chafe

under it; they scented in the air the coming troubles; they, took as

their head, poor innocents, the young Dauphin Louis, who was willing

enough to resist the concentration of power in royal hands. Their

champion of 1439, the leader of the "Praguerie," as this new league was

called, in imitation, it is said, of the Hussite movement at Prague, the

enthusiastic defender of noble privilege against the royal power, was the

man who afterwards, as Louis XI., was the destroyer of the noblesse on

behalf of royalty. Some of the nobles stood firmly by the King, and,

aided by them and by an army of paid soldiers serving under the new

conditions, Charles VII., no contemptible antagonist when once aroused,

attacked and overthrew the Praguerie; the cities and the country people

would have none of it; they preferred peace under a king's strong hand.

Louis was sent down to the east to govern Dauphiny; the lessons of the

civil war were not lost on Charles; he crushed the freebooters of

Champagne, drove the English out of Pontois in 1441, moved actively up

and down France, reducing anarchy, restoring order, resisting English

attacks. In the last he was loyally supported by the Dauphin, who was

glad to find a field for his restless temper. He repulsed the English at

Dieppe, and put down the Comte d'Armagnac in the south. During the two

years' truce with England which now followed, Charles VII. and Louis drew

off their free-lances eastward, and the Dauphin came into rude collision

with the Swiss not far from Basel, in 1444. Some sixteen hundred

mountaineers long and heroically withstood at St. Jacob the attack of

several thousand Frenchmen, fighting stubbornly till they all perished.

The King and Dauphin returned to Paris, having defended their

border-lands with credit, and having much reduced the numbers of the

lawless free-lances. The Dauphin, discontented again, was obliged once

more to withdraw into Dauphiny, where he governed prudently and with

activity. In 1449, the last scene of the Anglo-French war began. In that

year English adventurers landed on the Breton coast; the Duke called the

French King to his aid. Charles did not tarry this time; he broke the

truce with England; he sent Dunois into Normandy, and himself soon

followed. In both duchies, Brittany and Normandy, the French were

welcomed with delight: no love for England lingered in the west. Somerset

and Talbot failed to defend Rouen, and were driven from point to point,

till every stronghold was lost to them. Dunois then passed into Guienne,

and in a few-months Bayonne, the last stronghold of the English, fell

into his hands (1451). When Talbot was sent over to Bordeaux with five

thousand men to recover the south, the old English feeling revived, for

England was their best customer, and they had little in common with

France. It was, however, but a last flicker of the flame; in July, 1453,

at the siege of Castillon, the aged Talbot was slain and the war at once

came to an end; the south passed finally into the kingdom of France.

Normandy and Guienne were assimilated to France in taxation and army

organisation; and all that remained to England across the Channel was

Calais, with Havre and Guines Castle. Her foreign ambitions and

struggles over, England was left to consume herself in civil strife,

while France might rest and recover from the terrible sufferings she had

undergone. The state of the country had become utterly wretched.

With the end of the English wars new life began to gleam out on France;

the people grew more tranquil, finding that toil and thrift bore again

their wholesome fruits; Charles VII. did not fail in his duty, and took

his part in restoring quiet, order, and justice in the land.

The French Crown, though it had beaten back the English, was still

closely girt in with rival neighbours, the great dukes on every frontier.

All round the east and north lay the lands of Philip of Burgundy; to the

west was the Duke of Brittany, cherishing a jealous independence; the

royal Dukes, Berri, Bourbon, Anjou, are all so many potential sources of

danger and difficulty to the Crown. The conditions of the nobility are

altogether changed; the old barons have sunk into insignificance; the

struggle of the future will lie between the King's cousins and himself,

rather than with the older lords. A few non-royal princes, such as

Armagnac, or Saint-Pol, or Brittany, remain and will go down with the

others; the "new men" of the day, the bastard Dunois or the Constables Du

Guesclin and Clisson, grow to greater prominence; it is clear that the

old feudalism is giving place to a newer order, in which the aristocracy,

from the King's brothers downwards, will group themselves around the

throne, and begin the process which reaches its unhappy perfection under

Louis XIV.

Directly after the expulsion of the English, troubles began between King

Charles VII. and the Dauphin Louis; the latter could not brook a quiet

life in Dauphiny, and the King refused him that larger sphere in the

government of Normandy which he coveted. Against his father's will,

Louis married Charlotte of Savoy, daughter of his strongest neighbour in

Dauphiny; suspicion and bad feeling grew strong between father and son;

Louis was specially afraid of his father's counsellors; the King was

specially afraid of his son's craftiness and ambition. It came to an

open rupture, and Louis, in 1456, fled to the Court of Duke Philip of

Burgundy. There he lived at refuge at Geneppe, meddling a good deal in

Burgundian politics, and already opposing himself to his great rival,

Charles of Charolais, afterwards Charles the Bold, the last Duke of

Burgundy. Bickerings, under his bad influence, took place between King

and Duke; they never burst out into flame. So things went on

uncomfortably enough, till Charles VII. died in 1461 and the reign of

Louis XI. began.

Between father and son what contrast could be greater? Charles VII.,

"the Well-served," so easygoing, so open and free from guile; Louis XI.,

so shy of counsellors, so energetic and untiring, so close and guileful.

History does but apologise for Charles, and even when she fears and

dislikes Louis, she cannot forbear to wonder and admire. And yet Louis

enslaved his country, while Charles had seen it rescued from foreign

rule; Charles restored something of its prosperity, while Louis spent his

life in crushing its institutions and in destroying its elements of

independence. A great and terrible prince, Louis XI. failed in having

little or no constructive power; he was strong to throw down the older

society, he built little in its room. Most serious of all was his action

with respect to the district of the River Somme, at that time the

northern frontier of France. The towns there had been handed over to

Philip of Burgundy by the Treaty of Arras, with a stipulation that the

Crown might ransom them at any time, and this Louis succeeded in doing in

1463. The act was quite blameless and patriotic in itself, yet it was

exceedingly unwise, for it thoroughly alienated Charles the Bold, and led

to the wars of the earlier period of the reign. Lastly, as if he had not

done enough to offend the nobles, Louis in 1464 attacked their hunting

rights, touching them in their tenderest part. No wonder that this year

saw the formation of a great league against him, and the outbreak of a

dangerous civil war. The "League of the Public Weal" was nominally

headed by his own brother Charles, heir to the throne; it was joined by

Charles of Charolais, who had completely taken the command of affairs in

the Burgundian territories, his father the old duke being too feeble to

withstand him; the Dukes of Brittany, Nemours, Bourbon, John of Anjou,

Duke of Calabria, the Comte d'Armagnac, the aged Dunois, and a host of

other princes and nobles flocked in; and the King had scarcely any forces

at his back with which to withstand them. His plans for the campaign

against the league were admirable, though they were frustrated by the bad

faith of his captains, who mostly sympathised with this outbreak of the

feudal nobility. Louis himself marched southward to quell the Duc de

Bourbon and his friends, and returning from that task, only half done for

lack of time, he found that Charles of Charolais had passed by Paris,

which was faithful to the King, and was coming down southwards, intending

to join the Dukes of Berri and Brittany, who were on their way towards

the capital. The hostile armies met at Montleheri on the Orleans road;

and after a strange battle--minutely described by Commines--a battle in

which both sides ran away, and neither ventured at first to claim a

victory, the King withdrew to Corbeil, and then marched into Paris

(1465). There the armies of the league closed in on him; and after a

siege of several weeks, Louis, feeling disaffection all around him, and

doubtful how long Paris herself would bear for him the burdens of

blockade, signed the Peace of Conflans, which, to all appearances,

secured the complete victory to the noblesse, "each man carrying off his

piece." Instantly the contented princes broke up their half-starved

armies and went home, leaving Louis behind to plot and contrive against

them, a far wiser man, thanks to the lesson they had taught him. They

did not let him wait long for a chance. The Treaty of Conflans had given

the duchy of Normandy to the King's brother Charles; he speedily

quarrelled with his neighbour, the Duke of Brittany, and Louis came down

at once into Normandy, which threw itself into his arms, and the whole

work of the league was broken up. The Comte de Charolais, occupied with

revolts at Dinan and Liege, could not interfere, and presently his

father, the old Duke Philip, died (1467), leaving to him the vast

lordships of the House of Burgundy.

And now the "imperial dreamer," Charles the Bold, was brought into

immediate rivalry with that royal trickster, the "universal spider,"

Louis XI. Charles was by far the nobler spirit of the two: his vigour

and intelligence, his industry and wish to raise all around him to a

higher cultivation, his wise reforms at home, and attempts to render his

father's dissolute and careless rule into a well-ordered lordship, all

these things marked him out as the leading spirit of the time. His

territories were partly held under France, partly under the empire: the

Artois district, which also may be taken to include the Somme towns, the

county of Rhetel, the duchy of Bar, the duchy of Burgundy, with Auxerre

and Nevers, were feudally in France; the rest of his lands under the

empire. He had, therefore, interests and means of interference on either

hand; and it is clear that Charles set before himself two different lines

of policy, according as he looked one way or the other.

At the time of Duke Philip's death a new league had been formed against

Louis, embracing the King of England, Edward IV., the Dukes of Burgundy

and Brittany, and the Kings of Aragon and Castile. Louis strained every

nerve, he conciliated Paris, struck hard at disaffected partisans, and in

1468 convoked the States General at Tours. The three Estates were asked

to give an opinion as to the power of the Crown to alienate Normandy, the

step insisted upon by the Duke of Burgundy. Their reply was to the

effect that the nation forbids the Crown to dismember the realm; they

supported their opinion by liberal promises of help. Thus fortified by

the sympathy of his people, Louis began to break up the coalition. He

made terms with the Duc de Bourbon and the House of Anjou; his brother

Charles was a cipher; the King of England was paralysed by the antagonism

of Warwick; he attacked and reduced Brittany; Burgundy, the most

formidable, alone remained to be dealt with. How should he meet him?--by

war or by negotiation? His Court was divided in opinion; the King

decided for himself in favour of the way of negotiation, and came to the

astonishing conclusion that he would go and meet the Duke and win him

over to friendship. He miscalculated both his own powers of persuasion

and the force of his antagonist's temper. The interview of Peronne

followed; Charles held his visitor as a captive, and in the end compelled

him to sign a treaty, of peace, on the basis of that of Conflans, which

had closed the War of the Public Weal. And as if this were not

sufficient humiliation, Charles made the King accompany him on his

expedition to punish the men of Liege, who, trusting to the help of

Louis, had again revolted (1469). This done, he allowed the degraded

monarch to return home to Paris. An assembly of notables of Tours

speedily declared the Treaty of Perrone null, and the King made some

small frontier war on the Duke, which was ended by a truce at Amiens, in

1471. The truce was spent in preparation for a fresh struggle, which

Louis, to whom time was everything, succeeded in deferring from point to

point, till the death of his brother Charles, now Duc de Guienne, in

1472, broke up the formidable combination. Charles the Bold at once

broke truce and made war on the King, marching into northern France,

sacking towns and ravaging the country, till he reached Beauvais. There

the despair of the citizens and the bravery of the women saved the town.

Charles raised the siege and marched on Rouen, hoping to meet the Duke of

Brittany; but that Prince had his hands full, for Louis had overrun his

territories, and had reduced him to terms. The Duke of Burgundy saw that

the coalition had completely failed; he too made fresh truce with Louis

at Senlis (1472), and only, deferred, he no doubt thought, the direct

attack on his dangerous rival. Henceforth Charles the Bold turned his

attention mainly to the east, and Louis gladly saw him go forth to spend

his strength on distant ventures; saw the interview at Treves with the

Emperor Frederick III., at which the Duke's plans were foiled by the

suspicions of the Germans and the King's intrigues; saw the long siege of

the Neusz wearing out his power; bought off the hostility of Edward IV.

of England, who had undertaken to march on Paris; saw Charles embark on

his Swiss enterprise; saw the subjugation of Lorraine and capture of

Nancy (1475), the battle of Granson, the still more fatal defeat of Morat

(1476), and lastly the final struggle of Nancy, and the Duke's death on

the field (January, 1477).

While Duke Charles had thus been running on his fate, Louis XI. had

actively attacked the larger nobles of France, and had either reduced

them to submission or had destroyed them.

As Duke Charles had left no male heir, the King at once resumed the duchy

of Burgundy, as a male fief of the kingdom; he also took possession of

Franche Comte at the same time; the King's armies recovered all Picardy,

and even entered Flanders. Then Mary of Burgundy, hoping to raise up a

barrier against this dangerous neighbour, offered her hand, with all her

great territories, to young Maximilian of Austria, and married him within

six months after her father's death. To this wedding is due the rise to

real greatness of the House of Austria; it begins the era of the larger

politics of modern times.

After a little hesitation Louis determined to continue the struggle

against the Burgundian power. He secured Franche Comte, and on his

northern frontier retook Arras, that troublesome border city, the "bonny

Carlisle" of those days; and advancing to relieve Therouenne, then

besieged by Maximilian, fought and lost the battle of Guinegate (1479).

The war was languid after this; a truce followed in 1480, and a time of

quiet for France. Charles the Dauphin was engaged to marry the little

Margaret, Maximilian's daughter, and as her dower she was to bring

Franche Comte and sundry places on the border line disputed between the

two princes. In these last days Louis XI. shut himself up in gloomy

seclusion in his castle of Plessis near Tours, and there he died in 1483.

A great king and a terrible one, he has left an indellible mark on the

history of France, for he was the founder of France in its later form, as

an absolute monarchy ruled with little regard to its own true welfare. He

had crushed all resistance; he had enlarged the borders of France, till

the kingdom took nearly its modern dimensions; he had organised its army

and administration. The danger was lest in the hands of a feeble boy

these great results should be squandered away, and the old anarchy once

more raise its head.

For Charles VIII., who now succeeded, was but thirteen years old, a weak

boy whom his father had entirely neglected, the training of his son not

appearing to be an essential part of his work in life. The young Prince

had amused himself with romances, but had learnt nothing useful. A head,

however, was found for him in the person of his eldest sister Anne, whom

Louis XI. had married to Peter II., Lord of Beaujeu and Duc de Bourbon.

To her the dying King entrusted the guardianship of his son; and for more

than nine years Anne of France was virtual King. For those years all

went well.

With her disappearance from the scene, the controlling hand is lost, and

France begins the age of her Italian expeditions.

When the House of Anjou came to an end in 1481, and Anjou and Maine fell

in to the Crown, there fell in also a far less valuable piece of

property, the claim of that house descended from Charles, the youngest

brother of Saint Louis, on the kingdom of Naples and Sicily. There was

much to tempt an ambitious prince in the state of Italy. Savoy, which

held the passage into the peninsula, was then thoroughly French in

sympathy; Milan, under Lodovico Sforza, "il Moro," was in alliance with

Charles; Genoa preferred the French to the Aragonese claimants for

influence over Italy; the popular feeling in the cities, especially in

Florence, was opposed to the despotism of the Medici, and turned to

France for deliverance; the misrule of the Spanish Kings of Naples had

made Naples thoroughly discontented; Venice was, as of old, the friend of

France. Tempted by these reasons, in 1494 Charles VIII. set forth for

Italy with a splendid host. He displayed before the eyes of Europe the

first example of a modern army, in its three well-balanced branches of

infantry, cavalry, and artillery. There was nothing in Italy to

withstand his onslaught; he swept through the land in triumph; Charles

believed himself to be a great conqueror giving law to admiring

subject-lands; he entered Pisa, Florence, Rome itself. Wherever he went

his heedless ignorance, and the gross misconduct of his followers, left

behind implacable hostility, and turned all friendship into bitterness.

At last he entered Naples, and seemed to have asserted to the full the

French claim to be supreme in Italy, whereas at that very time his

position had become completely untenable. A league of Italian States was

formed behind his back; Lodovico il Moro, Ferdinand of Naples, the

Emperor, Pope Alexander VI., Ferdinand and Isabella, who were now welding

Spain into a great and united monarchy, all combined against France; and

in presence of this formidable confederacy Charles VIII. had to cut his

way home as promptly as he could. At Fornovo, north of the Apennines, he

defeated the allies in July, 1495; and by November the main French army

had got safely out of Italy. The forces left behind in Naples were worn

out by war and pestilence, and the poor remnant of these, too, bringing

with them the seeds of horrible contagious diseases, forced their way

back to France in 1496. It was the last effort of the King. His health

was ruined by debauchery in Italy, repeated in France; and yet, towards

the end of his reign, he not merely introduced Italian arts, but

attempted to reform the State, to rule prudently, to solace the poor;

wherefore, when he died in 1498, the people lamented him greatly, for he

had been kindly and affable, brave also on the battle-field; and much is

forgiven to a king.

His children died before him, so that Louis d'Orleans, his cousin, was

nearest heir to the throne, and succeeded as Louis XII. By his accession

in 1498 he reunited the fief of Orleans County to the Crown; by marrying

Anne of Brittany, his predecessor's widow, he secured also the great

duchy of Brittany. The dispensation of Pope Alexander VI., which enabled

him to put away his wife Jeanne, second daughter of Louis XI., was

brought into France by Caesar Borgia, who gained thereby his title of

Duke of Valentinois, a large sum of money, a French bride, and promises

of support in his great schemes in Italy.

His ministers were men of real ability. Georges d'Amboise, Archbishop of

Rouen, the chief of them, was a prudent and a sagacious ruler, who,

however, unfortunately wanted to be Pope, and urged the King in the

direction of Italian politics, which he would have done much better to

have left alone. Louis XII. was lazy and of small intelligence; Georges

d'Amboise and Caesar Borgia, with their Italian ambitions, easily made

him take up a spirited foreign policy which was disastrous at home.

Utterly as the last Italian expedition had failed, the French people were

not yet weary of the adventure, and preparations for a new war began at

once. In 1499 the King crossed the Alps into the Milanese, and carried

all before him for a while. The duchy at first accepted him with

enthusiasm; but in 1500 it had had enough of the French and recalled

Lodovico, who returned in triumph to Milan. The Swiss mercenaries,

however, betrayed him at Novara into the hands of Louis XII., who carried

him off to France. The triumph of the French in 1500 was also the

highest point of the fortunes of their ally, Caesar Borgia, who seemed

for a while to be completely successful. In this year Louis made a

treaty at Granada, by which he and Ferdinand the Catholic agreed to

despoil Frederick of Naples; and in 1501 Louis made a second expedition

into Italy. Again all seemed easy at the outset, and he seized the

kingdom of Naples without difficulty; falling out, however, with his

partner in the bad bargain, Ferdinand the Catholic, he was speedily swept

completely out of the peninsula, with terrible loss of honour, men, and

wealth.

It now became necessary to arrange for the future of France. Louis XII.

had only a daughter, Claude, and it was proposed that she should be

affianced to Charles of Austria, the future statesman and emperor. This

scheme formed the basis of the three treaties of Blois (1504). In 1500,

by the Treaty of Granada, Louis had in fact handed Naples over to Spain;

now by the three treaties he alienated his best friends, the Venetians

and the papacy, while he in fact also handed Milan over to the Austrian

House, together with territories considered to be integral parts of

France. The marriage with Charles came to nothing; the good sense of

some, the popular feeling in the country, the open expressions of the

States General of Tours, in 1506, worked against the marriage, which had

no strong advocate except Queen Anne. Claude, on intercession of the

Estates, was affianced to Frangois d'Angouleme, her distant cousin, the

heir presumptive to the throne.

In 1507 Louis made war on Venice; and in the following year the famous

Treaty of Cambrai was signed by Georges d'Amboise and Margaret of

Austria. It was an agreement for a partition of the Venetian

territories,--one of the most shameless public deeds in history. The

Pope, the King of Aragon, Maximilian, Louis XII., were each to have a

share. The war was pushed on with great vigour: the battle of Agnadello

(14th May, 1509) cleared the King's way towards Venice; Louis was

received with open arms by the North Italian towns, and pushed forward to

within eight of Venice. The other Princes came up on every side; the

proud "Queen of the Adriatic" was compelled to shrink within her walls,

and wait till time dissolved the league. This was not long. The Pope,

Julius II., had no wish to hand Northern Italy over to France; he had

joined in the shameless league of Cambrai because he wanted to wrest the

Romagna cities from Venice, and because he hoped to entirely destroy the

ancient friendship between Venice and France. Successful in both aims,

he now withdrew from the league, made peace with the Venetians, and stood

forward as the head of a new Italian combination, with the Swiss for his

fighting men. The strife was close and hot between Pope and King; Louis

XII. lost his chief adviser and friend, Georges d'Amboise, the splendid

churchman of the age, the French Wolsey; he thought no weapon better than

the dangerous one of a council, with claims opposed to those of the

papacy; first a National Council at Tours, then an attempted General

Council at Pisa, were called on to resist the papal claims. In reply

Julius II. created the Holy League of 1511, with Ferdinand of Aragon,

Henry VIII. of England, and the Venetians as its chief members, against

the French. Louis XII. showed vigour; he sent his nephew Gaston de Foix

to subdue the Romagna and threaten the Venetian territories. At the

battle of Ravenna, in 1512, Gaston won a brilliant victory and lost his

life. From that moment disaster dogged the footsteps of the French in

Italy, and before winter they had been driven completely out of the

peninsula; the succession of the Medicean Pope, Leo X., to Julius II.,

seemed to promise the continuance of a policy hostile to France in Italy.

Another attempt on Northern Italy proved but another failure, although

now Louis XII., taught by his mishaps, had secured the alliance of

Venice; the disastrous defeat of La Tremoille, near Novara (1513),

compelled the French once more to withdraw beyond the Alps. In this same

year an army under the Duc de Longueville, endeavouring to relieve

Therouenne, besieged by the English and Maximilian, the Emperor-elect,

was caught and crushed at Guinegate. A diversion in favour of Louis

XII., made by James IV. of Scotland, failed completely; the Scottish King

was defeated and slain at Flodden Field. While his northern frontier was

thus exposed, Louis found equal danger threatening him on the east; on

this aide, however, he managed to buy off the Swiss, who had attacked the

duchy of Burgundy. He was also reconciled with the papacy and the House

of Austria. Early in 1514 the death of Anne of Brittany, his spouse, a

lady of high ambitions, strong artistic tastes, and humane feelings

towards her Bretons, but a bad Queen for France, cleared the way for

changes. Claude, the King's eldest daughter, was now definitely married

to Francois d'Angouleme, and invested with the duchy of Brittany; and the

King himself, still hoping for a male heir to succeed him, married again,

wedding Mary Tudor, the lovely young sister of Henry VIII. This marriage

was probably the chief cause of his death, which followed on New Year's

day, 1515. His was, in foreign policy, an inglorious and disastrous

reign; at home, a time of comfort and material prosperity. Agriculture

flourished, the arts of Italy came in, though (save in architecture)

France could claim little artistic glory of her own; the organisation of

justice and administration was carried out; in letters and learning

France still lagged behind her neighbours.

The heir to the crown was Francois d'Angouleme, great-grandson of that

Louis d'Orleans who had been assassinated in the bad days of the strife

between Burgundians and Armagnacs, in 1407, and great-great-grandson of

Charles V. of France. He was still very young, very eager to be king,

very full of far-reaching schemes. Few things in history are more

striking than the sudden change, at this moment, from the rule of

middle-aged men or (as men of fifty were then often called) old men, to

the rule of youths,--from sagacious, worldly-prudent monarchs--to

impulsive boys,--from Henry VII. to Henry VIII., from Louis XII. to

Frangois I, from Ferdinand to Charles.

On the whole, Frangois I. was the least worthy of the three. He was

brilliant, "the king of culture," apt scholar in Renaissance art and

immorality; brave, also, and chivalrous, so long as the chivalry involved

no self-denial, for he was also thoroughly selfish, and his personal aims

and ideas were mean. His reign was to be a reaction from that of Louis

XII.

From the beginning, Francois chose his chief officers unwisely. In

Antoine du Prat, his new chancellor, he had a violent and lawless

adviser; in Charles de Bourbon, his new constable, an untrustworthy

commander. Forthwith he plunged into Italian politics, being determined

to make good his claim both to Naples and to Milan; he made most friendly

arrangements with the Archduke Charles, his future rival, promising to

help him in securing, when the time came, the vast inheritances of his

two grandfathers, Maximilian, the Emperor-elect, and Ferdinand of Aragon;

never was a less wise agreement entered upon. This done, the Italian war

began; Francois descended into Italy, and won the brilliant battle of

Marignano, in which the French chivalry crushed the Swiss burghers and

peasant mercenaries. The French then overran the north of Italy, and, in

conjunction with the Venetians, carried all before them. But the

triumphs of the sword were speedily wrested from him by the adroitness of

the politician; in an interview with Leo X. at Bologna, Francois bartered

the liberties of the Gallican Church for shadowy advantages in Italy. The

'Pragmatic Sanction of Bourgea', which now for nearly a century had

secured to the Church of France independence in the choice of her chief

officers, was replaced by a concordat, whereby the King allowed the

papacy once more to drain the wealth of the Church of France, while the

Pope allowed the King almost autocratic power over it. He was to appoint

to all benefices, with exception of a few privileged offices; the Pope

was no longer to be threatened with general councils, while he should

receive again the annates of the Church.

The years which followed this brilliantly disastrous opening brought

little good to France. In 1516 the death of Ferdinand the Catholic

placed Charles on the throne of Spain; in 1519 the death of Maximilian

threw open to the young Princes the most dazzling prize of human

ambition,--the headship of the Holy Roman Empire. Francois I., Charles,

and Henry VIII. were all candidates for the votes of the seven electors,

though the last never seriously entered the lists. The struggle lay

between Francois, the brilliant young Prince, who seemed to represent the

new opinions in literature and art, and Charles of Austria and Spain, who

was as yet unknown and despised, and, from his education under the

virtuous and scholastic Adrian of Utrecht, was thought likely to

represent the older and reactionary opinions of the clergy. After a long

and sharp competition, the great prize fell to Charles, henceforth known

to history as that great monarch and emperor, Charles V.

The rivalry between the Princes could not cease there. Charles, as

representative of the House of Burgundy, claimed all that had been lost

when Charles the Bold fell; and in 1521 the war broke out between him and

Francois, the first of a series of struggles between the two rivals.

While the King wasted the resources of his country on these wars, his

proud and unwise mother, Louise of Savoy, guided by Antoine du Prat,

ruled, to the sorrow of all, at home. The war brought no glory with it:

on the Flemish frontier a place or two was taken; in Biscay Fontarabia

fell before the arms of France; in Italy Francois had to meet a new

league of Pope and Emperor, and his troops were swept completely out of

the Milanese. In the midst of all came the defection of that great

prince, the Constable de Bourbon, head of the younger branch of the

Bourbon House, the most powerful feudal lord in France. Louise of Savoy

had enraged and offended him, or he her; the King slighted him, and in

1523 the Constable made a secret treaty with Charles V. and Henry VIII.,

and, taking flight into Italy, joined the Spaniards under Lannoy. The

French, who had again invaded the Milanese, were again driven out in

1524; on the other hand, the incursions of the imperialists into Picardy,

Provence, and the southeast were all complete failures. Encouraged by

the repulse of Bourbon from Marseilles, Francois I. once more crossed the

Alps, and overran a great part of the valley of the Po; at the siege of

Pavia he was attacked by Pescara and Bourbon, utterly defeated and taken

prisoner (24th February, 1525); the broken remnants of the French were

swept out of Italy at once, and Francois I. was carried into Spain, a

captive at Madrid. His mother, best in adversity, behaved with high

pride and spirit; she overawed disaffection, made preparations for

resistance, looked out for friends on every side. Had Francois been in

truth a hero, he might, even as a prisoner, have held his own; but he was

unable to bear the monotony of confinement, and longed for the pleasures

of France. On this mean nature Charles V. easily worked, and made the

captive monarch sign the Treaty of Madrid (January 14, 1526), a compact

which Francois meant to break as soon as he could, for he knew neither

heroism nor good faith. The treaty stipulated that Francois should give

up the duchy of Burgundy to Charles, and marry Eleanor of Portugal,

Charles's sister; that Francois should also abandon his claims on

Flanders, Milan, and Naples, and should place two sons in the Emperor's

hands as hostages. Following the precedent of Louis XI. in the case of

Normandy, he summoned an assembly of nobles and the Parliament of Paris

to Cognac, where they declared the cession of Burgundy to be impossible.

He refused to return to Spain, and made alliances wherever he could, with

the Pope, with Venice, Milan, and England. The next year saw the ruin of

this league in the discomfiture of Clement VII., and the sack of Rome by

the German mercenaries under Bourbon, who was killed in the assault. The

war went on till 1529, when Francois, having lost two armies in it, and

gained nothing but loss and harm, was willing for peace; Charles V.,

alarmed at the progress of the Turks, was not less willing; and in

August, 1529, the famous Treaty, of Cambrai, "the Ladies' Peace," was

agreed to by Margaret of Austria and Louise of Savoy. Though Charles V.

gave up all claim on the duchy of Burgundy, he had secured to himself

Flanders and Artois, and had entirely cleared French influences out of

Italy, which now became firmly fixed under the imperial hand, as a

connecting link between his Spanish and German possessions. Francois

lost ground and credit by these successive treaties, conceived in bad

faith, and not honestly carried out.

No sooner had the Treaty of Cambrai been effectual in bringing his sons

back to France, than Francois began to look out for new pretexts and

means for war. Affairs were not unpromising. His mother's death in 1531

left him in possession of a huge fortune, which she had wrung from

defenceless France; the powers which were jealous of Austria, the Turk,

the English King, the members of the Smalkald league, all looked to

Francois as their leader; Clement VII., though his misfortunes had thrown

him into the Emperor's hands, was not unwilling to treat with France; and

in 1533 by the compact of Marseilles the Pope broke up the friendship

between Francois and Henry VIII., while he married his niece Catherine

de' Medici to Henri, the second son of Francois. This compact was a real

disaster to France; the promised dowry of Catherine--certain Italian

cities--was never paid, and the death of Clement VII. in 1534 made the

political alliance with the papacy a failure. The influence of Catherine

affected and corrupted French history for half a century. Preparations

for war went on; Francois made a new scheme for a national army, though

in practice he preferred the tyrant's arm, the foreign mercenary. From

his day till the Revolution the French army was largely composed of

bodies of men tempted out of other countries, chiefly from Switzerland or

Germany.

While the Emperor strove to appease the Protestant Princes of Germany by

the Peace of Kadan (1534), Francois strengthened himself with a definite

alliance with Soliman; and when, on the death of Francesco Sforza, Duke

of Milan, who left no heirs, Charles seized the duchy as its overlord,

Francois, after some bootless negotiation, declared war on his great

rival (1536). His usual fortunes prevailed so long as he was the

attacking party: his forces were soon swept out of Piedmont, and the

Emperor carried the war over the frontier into Provence. That also

failed, and Charles was fain to withdraw after great losses into Italy.

The defence of Provence--a defence which took the form of a ruthless

destruction of all its resources--had been entrusted to Anne de

Montmorency, who henceforward became Constable of France, and exerted

great influence over Francois I. Though these two campaigns, the French

in Italy and the imperialist in Provence, had equally failed in 1536,

peace did not follow till 1538, when, after the terrible defeat of

Ferdinand of Austria by the Turks, Charles was anxious to have free hand

in Germany. Under the mediation of Paul III. the agreement of Nice was

come to, which included a ten years' truce and the abandonment by

Francois of all his foreign allies and aims. He seemed a while to have

fallen completely under the influence of the sagacious Emperor. He gave

way entirely to the Church party of the time, a party headed by gloomy

Henri, now Dauphin, who never lost the impress of his Spanish captivity,

and by the Constable Anne de Montmorency; for a time the artistic or

Renaissance party, represented by Anne, Duchesse d'Etampes, and Catherine

de' Medici, fell into disfavour. The Emperor even ventured to pass

through France, on his way from Spain to the Netherlands. All this

friendship, however, fell to dust, when it was found that Charles refused

to invest the Duc d'Orleans, the second son of Francois, with the duchy

of Milan, and when the Emperor's second expedition against the sea-power

of the Turks had proved a complete failure, and Charles had returned to

Spain with loss of all his fleet and army. Then Francois hesitated no

longer, and declared war against him (1541). The shock the Emperor had

suffered inspirited all his foes; the Sultan and the Protestant German

Princes were all eager for war; the influence of Anne de Montmorency had

to give way before that of the House of Guise, that frontier family, half

French, half German, which was destined to play a large part in the

troubled history of the coming half-century. Claude, Duc de Guise, a

veteran of the earliest days of Francois, was vehemently opposed to

Charles and the Austro-Spanish power, and ruled in the King's councils.

This last war was as mischievous as its predecessors no great battles

were fought; in the frontier affairs the combatants were about equally

fortunate; the battle of Cerisolles, won by the French under Enghien

(1544), was the only considerable success they had, and even that was

almost barren of results, for the danger to Northern France was imminent;

there a combined invasion had been planned and partly executed by Charles

and Henry VIII., and the country, almost undefended, was at their mercy.

The two monarchs, however, distrusted one another; and Charles V.,

anxious about Germany, sent to Francois proposals for peace from Crespy

Couvrant, near Laon, where he had halted his army; Francois, almost in

despair, gladly made terms with him. The King gave up his claims on

Flanders and Artois, the Emperor his on the duchy of Burgundy; the King

abandoned his old Neapolitan ambition, and Charles promised one of the

Princesses of the House of Austria, with Milan as her dower, to the Duc

d'Orleans, second son of Francois. The Duke dying next year, this

portion of the agreement was not carried out. The Peace of Crespy, which

ended the wars between the two great rivals, was signed in autumn, 1544,

and, like the wars which led to it, was indecisive and lame.

Charles learnt that with all his great power he could not strike a fatal

blow at France; France ought to have learnt that she was very weak for

foreign conquest, and that her true business was to consolidate and

develop her power at home. Henry VIII. deemed himself wronged by this

independent action on the part of Charles, who also had his grievances

with the English monarch; he stood out till 1546, and then made peace

with Francois, with the aim of forming a fresh combination against

Charles. In the midst of new projects and much activity, the marrer of

man's plots came on the scene, and carried off in the same year, 1547,

the English King and Francois I., leaving Charles V. undisputed arbiter

of the affairs of Europe. In this same year he also crushed the

Protestant Princes at the battle of Muhlberg.

In the reign of Francois I. the Court looked not unkindly on the

Reformers, more particularly in the earlier years.

Henri II., who succeeded in 1547, "had all the faults of his father, with

a weaker mind;" and as strength of mind was not one of the

characteristics of Francois I., we may imagine how little firmness there

was in the gloomy King who now reigned. Party spirit ruled at Court.

Henri II., with his ancient mistress, Diane de Poitiers, were at the head

of one party, that of the strict Catholics, and were supported by old

Anne de Montmorency, most unlucky of soldiers, most fanatical of

Catholics, and by the Guises, who chafed a good deal under the stern rule

of the Constable. This party had almost extinguished its antagonists; in

the struggle of the mistresses, the pious and learned Anne d'Etampes had

to give place to imperious Diane, Catherine, the Queen, was content to

bide her time, watching with Italian coolness the game as it went on; of

no account beside her rival, and yet quite sure to have her day, and

ready to play parties against one another. Meanwhile, she brought to her

royal husband ten sickly children, most of whom died young, and three

wore the crown. Of the many bad things she did for France, that was

perhaps among the worst.

On the accession of Henri II. the duchy of Brittany finally lost even

nominal independence; he next got the hand of Mary, Queen of Scots, then

but five years old, for the Dauphin Francois; she was carried over to

France; and being by birth half a Guise, by education and interests of

her married life she became entirely French. It was a great triumph for

Henri, for the Protector Somerset had laid his plans to secure her for

young Edward VI.; it was even more a triumph for the Guises, who saw

opened out a broad and clear field for their ambition.

At first Henri II. showed no desire for war, and seemed to shrink from

rivalry or collision with Charles V. He would not listen to Paul III.,

who, in his anxiety after the fall of the Protestant power in Germany in

1547, urged him to resist the Emperor's triumphant advance; he seemed to

show a dread of war, even among his neighbours. After he had won his

advantage over Edward VI., he escaped the war which seemed almost

inevitable, recovered Boulogne from the English by a money payment, and

smoothed the way for peace between England and Scotland. He took much

interest in the religious question, and treated the Calvinists with great

severity; he was also occupied by troubles in the south and west of

France. Meanwhile, a new Pope, Julius III., was the weak dependent of

the Emperor, and there seemed to be no head left for any movement against

the universal domination of Charles V. His career from 1547 to 1552 was,

to all appearance, a triumphal march of unbroken success. Yet Germany

was far from acquiescence; the Princes were still discontented and

watchful; even Ferdinand of Austria, his brother, was offended by the

Emperor's anxiety to secure everything, even the imperial crown for his

son Philip; Maurice of Saxony, that great problem of the age, was

preparing for a second treachery, or, it may be, for a patriotic effort.

These German malcontents now appealed to Henri for aid; and at last Henri

seemed inclined to come. He had lately made alliance with England, and

in 1552 formed a league at Chambord with the German Princes; the old

connection with the Turk was also talked of. The Germans agreed to

allow' him to hold (as imperial vicar, not as King of France) the "three

bishoprics," Metz, Verdun, and Toul; he also assumed a protectorate over

the spiritual princes, those great bishops and electors of the Rhine,

whose stake in the Empire was so important. The general lines of French

foreign politics are all here clearly marked; in this Henri II. is the

forerunner of Henri IV. and of Louis XIV.; the imperial politics of

Napoleon start from much the same lines; the proclamations of Napoleon

III. before the Franco-German war seemed like thin echoes of the same.

Early in 1552 Maurice of Saxony struck his great blow at his master in

the Tyrol, destroying in an instant all the Emperor's plans for the

suppression of Lutheran opinions, and the reunion of Germany in a

Catholic empire; and while Charles V. fled for his life, Henri II. with

a splendid army crossed the frontiers of Lorraine. Anne de Montmorency,

whose opposition to the war had been overborne by the Guises, who warmly

desired to see a French predominance in Lorraine, was sent forward to

reduce Metz, and quickly got that important city into his hands; Toul and

Verdun soon opened their gates, and were secured in reality, if not in

name, to France. Eager to undertake a protectorate of the Rhine, Henri

II. tried also to lay hands on Strasburg; the citizens, however,

resisted, and he had to withdraw; the same fate befell his troops in an

attempt on Spires. Still, Metz and the line of the Vosges mountains

formed a splendid acquisition for France. The French army, leaving

strong garrisons in Lorraine, withdrew through Luxemburg and the northern

frontier; its remaining exploits were few and mean, for the one gleam of

good fortune enjoyed by Anne de Montmorency, who was unwise and arrogant,

and a most inefficient commander, soon deserted him. Charles V., as soon

as he could gather forces, laid siege to Metz, but, after nearly three

months of late autumnal operations, was fain to break up and withdraw,

baffled and with loss of half his army, across the Rhine. Though some

success attended his arms on the northern frontier, it was of no

permanent value; the loss of Metz, and the failure in the attempt to take

it, proved to the worn-out Emperor that the day of his power and

opportunity was past. The conclusions of the Diet of Augsburg in 1555

settled for half a century the struggle between Lutheran and Catholic,

but settled it in a way not at all to his mind; for it was the safeguard

of princely interests against his plans for an imperial unity. Weary of

the losing strife, yearning for ease, ordered by his physicians to

withdraw from active life, Charles in the course of 1555 and 1556

resigned all his great lordships and titles, leaving Philip his son to

succeed him in Italy, the Netherlands, and Spain, and his brother

Ferdinand of Austria to wear in his stead the imperial diadem. These

great changes sundered awhile the interests of Austria from those of

Spain.

Henri endeavoured to take advantage of the check in the fortunes of his

antagonists; he sent Anne de Montmorency to support Gaspard de Coligny,

the Admiral of France, in Picardy, and in harmony with Paul IV.,

instructed Francois, Duc de Guise, to enter Italy to oppose the Duke of

Alva. As of old, the French arms at first carried all before them, and

Guise, deeming himself heir to the crown of Naples (for he was the eldest

great-grandson of Rene II., titular King of Naples), pushed eagerly

forward as far as the Abruzzi. There he was met and outgeneraled by

Alva, who drove him back to Rome, whence he was now recalled by urgent

summons to France; for the great disaster of St. Quentin had laid Paris

itself open to the assault of an enterprising enemy. With the departure

of Guise from Italy the age of the Italian expeditions comes to an end.

On the northern side of the realm things had gone just as badly.

Philibert of Savoy, commanding for Philip with Spanish and English

troops, marched into France as far as to the Somme, and laid siege to St.

Quentin, which was bravely defended by Amiral de Coligny. Anne de

Montmorency, coming up to relieve the place, managed his movements so

clumsily that he was caught by Count Egmont and the Flemish horse, and,

with incredibly small loss to the conquerors, was utterly routed (1557).

Montmorency himself and a crowd of nobles and soldiers were taken; the

slaughter was great. Coligny made a gallant and tenacious stand in the

town itself, but at last was overwhelmed, and the place fell. Terrible

as these mishaps were to France, Philip II. was not of a temper to push

an advantage vigorously; and while his army lingered, Francois de Guise

came swiftly back from Italy; and instead of wasting strength in a

doubtful attack on the allies in Picardy, by a sudden stroke of genius he

assaulted and took Calais (January, 1558), and swept the English finally

off the soil of France. This unexpected and brilliant blow cheered and

solaced the afflicted country, while it finally secured the ascendency of

the House of Guise. The Duke's brother, the Cardinal de Lorraine,

carried all before him in the King's councils; the Dauphin, betrothed

long before, was now married to Mary of Scots; a secret treaty bound the

young Queen to bring her kingdom over with her; it was thought that

France with Scotland would be at least a match for England joined with

Spain. In the same year, 1558, the French advance along the coast, after

they had taken Dunkirk and Nieuport, was finally checked by the brilliant

genius of Count Egmont, who defeated them at Gravelinea. All now began

to wish for peace, especially Montmorency, weary of being a prisoner, and

anxious to get back to Court, that he might check the fortunes of the

Guises; Philip desired it that he might have free hand against heresy.

And so, at Cateau-Cambresis, a peace was made in April, 1559, by which

France retained the three bishoprics and Calais, surrendering Thionville,

Montmedy, and one or two other frontier towns, while she recovered Ham

and St. Quentin; the House of Savoy was reinstated by Philip, as a reward

to Philibert for his services, and formed a solid barrier for a time

between France and Italy; cross-marriages between Spain, France, and

Savoy were arranged;--and finally, the treaty contained secret articles

by which the Guises for France and Granvella for the Netherlands agreed

to crush heresy with a strong hand. As a sequel to this peace, Henri II.

held a great tournament at Paris, at which he was accidentally slain by a

Scottish knight in the lists.

The Guises now shot up into abounded power. On the Guise side the

Cardinal de Lorraine was the cleverest man, the true head, while

Francois, the Duke, was the arm; he showed leanings towards the

Lutherans. On the other side, the head was the dull and obstinate Anne

de Montmorency, the Constable, an unwavering Catholic, supported by the

three Coligny brothers, who all were or became Huguenots. The

Queen-mother Catherine fluctuated uneasily between the parties, and

though Catholic herself, or rather not a Protestant, did not hesitate to

befriend the Huguenots, if the political arena seemed to need their

gallant swords. Their noblest leader was Coligny, the admiral; their

recognised head was Antoine, King of Navarre, a man as foolish as

fearless. He was heir presumptive to the throne after the Valois boys,

and claimed to have charge of the young King. Though the Guises had the

lead at first, the Huguenots seemed, from their strong aristocratic

connections, to have the fairer prospects before them.

Thirty years of desolate civil strife are before us, and we must set it

all down briefly and drily. The prelude to the troubles was played by

the Huguenots, who in 1560, guided by La Renaudie, a Perigord gentleman,

formed a plot to carry off the young King; for Francois II. had already

treated them with considerable severity, and had dismissed from his

councils both the princes of the blood royal and the Constable de

Montmorency. The plot failed miserably and La Renaudie lost his life; it

only secured more firmly the authority of the Guises. As a counterpoise

to their influence, the Queen-mother now conferred the vacant

chancellorship on one of the wisest men France has ever seen, her Lord

Bacon, Michel de L'Hopital, a man of the utmost prudence and moderation,

who, had the times been better, might have won constitutional liberties

for his country, and appeased her civil strife. As it was, he saved her

from the Inquisition; his hand drew the edicts which aimed at enforcing

toleration on France; he guided the assembly of notables which gathered

at Fontainebleau, and induced them to attempt a compromise which moderate

Catholics and Calvinists might accept, and which might lessen the power

of the Guises. This assembly was followed by a meeting of the States

General at Orleans, at which the Prince de Conde and the King of Navarre

were seized by the Guises on a charge of having had to do with La

Renaudie's plot. It would have gone hard with them had not the sickly

King at this very time fallen ill and died (1560).

This was a grievous blow to the Guises. Now, as in a moment, all was

shattered; Catherine de Medici rose at once to the command of affairs;

the new King, Charles IX., was only, ten years old, and her position as

Regent was assured. The Guises would gladly have ruled with her, but she

had no fancy for that; she and Chancellor de L'Hopital were not likely to

ally themselves with all that was severe and repressive. It must not be

forgotten that the best part of her policy was inspired by the Chancellor

de L'Hopital.

Now it was that Mary Stuart, the Queen-dowager, was compelled to leave

France for Scotland; her departure clearly marks the fall of the Guises;

and it also showed Philip of Spain that it was no longer necessary for

him to refuse aid and counsel to the Guises; their claims were no longer

formidable to him on the larger sphere of European politics; no longer

could Mary Stuart dream of wearing the triple crown of Scotland, France,

and England.

The tolerant language of L'Hopital at the States General of Orleans in

1561 satisfied neither side. The Huguenots were restless; the Bourbon

Princes tried to crush the Guises, in return for their own imprisonment

the year before; the Constable was offended by the encouragement shown to

the Huguenots; it was plain that new changes impended. Montmorency began

them by going over to the Guises; and the fatal triumvirate of Francois,

Duc de Guise, Montmorency, and St. Andre the marshal, was formed. We

find the King of Spain forthwith entering the field of French intrigues

and politics, as the support and stay of this triumvirate. Parties take

a simpler format once, one party of Catholics and another of Huguenots,

with the Queen-mother and the moderates left powerless between them.

These last, guided still by L'Hopital, once more convoked the States

General at Pontoise: the nobles and the Third Estate seemed to side

completely with the Queen and the moderates; a controversy between

Huguenots and Jesuits at Poissy only added to the discontent of the

Catholics, who were now joined by foolish Antoine, King of Navarre. The

edict of January, 1562, is the most remarkable of the attempts made by

the Queen-mother to satisfy the Huguenots; but party-passion was already

too strong for it to succeed; civil war had become inevitable.

The period may be divided into four parts: (1) the wars before the

establishment of the League (1562-1570); (2) the period of the St.

Bartholomew (1570-1573); (3) the struggle of the new Politique party

against the Leaguers (1573-1559); (4) the efforts of Henri IV. to crush

the League and reduce the country to peace (1589-1595). The period can

also be divided by that series of agreements, or peaces, which break it

up into eight wars:

1. The war of 1562, on the skirts of which Philip of Spain interfered on

one side, and Queen Elizabeth with the Calvinistic German Princes on the

other, showed at once that the Huguenots were by far the weaker party.

The English troops at Havre enabled them at first to command the lower

Seine up to Rouen; but the other party, after a long siege which cost

poor Antoine of Navarre his life, took that place, and relieved Paris of

anxiety. The Huguenots had also spread far and wide over the south and

west, occupying Orleans; the bridge of Orleans was their point of

junction between Poitou and Germany. While the strength of the Catholics

lay to the east, in Picardy, and at Paris, the Huguenot power was mostly

concentrated in the south and west of France. Conde, who commanded at

Orleans, supported by German allies, made an attempt on Paris, but

finding the capital too strong for him, turned to the west, intending to

join the English troops from Havre. Montmorency, however, caught him at

Dreux; and in the battle that ensued, the Marshal of France, Saint-Andre,

perished; Conde was captured by the Catholics, Montmorency by the

Huguenots. Coligny, the admiral, drew off his defeated troops with great

skill, and fell back to beyond the Loire; the Duc de Guise remained as

sole head of the Catholics. Pushing on his advantage, the Duke

immediately laid siege to Orleans, and there he fell by the hand of a

Huguenot assassin. Both parties had suffered so much that the

Queen-mother thought she might interpose with terms of peace; the Edict

of Amboise (March, 1563) closed the war, allowing the Calvinists freedom

of worship in the towns they held, and some other scanty privileges. A

three years' quiet followed, though all men suspected their neighbours,

and the high Catholic party tried hard to make Catherine sacrifice

L'Hopital and take sharp measures with the Huguenots. They on their side

were restless and suspicious, and it was felt that another war could not

be far off. Intrigues were incessant, all men thinking to make their

profit out of the weakness of France. The struggle between Calvinists

and Catholics in the Netherlands roused much feeling, though Catherine

refused to favour either party. She collected an army of her own; it was

rumoured that she intended to take the Huguenots by surprise and

annihilate them. In autumn, 1567, their patience gave way, and they

raised the standard of revolt, in harmony with the heroic Netherlanders.

Conde and the Chatillons beleaguered Paris from the north, and fought the

battle of St. Denis, in which the old Constable, Anne de Montmorency, was

killed. The Huguenots, however, were defeated and forced to withdraw,

Conde marching eastward to join the German troops now coming up to his

aid. No more serious fighting followed; the Peace of Longjumeau (March,

1568), closed the second war, leaving matters much as they were. The

aristocratic resistance against the Catholic sovereigns, against what is

often called the "Catholic Reaction," had proved itself hollow; in

Germany and the Netherlands, as well as in France, the Protestant cause

seemed to fail; it was not until the religious question became mixed up

with questions as to political rights and freedom, as in the Low

Countries, that a new spirit of hope began to spring up.

The Peace of Longjumeau gave no security to the Huguenot nobles; they

felt that the assassin might catch them any day. An attempt to seize

Condo and Coligny failed, and served only to irritate their party;

Cardinal Chatillon escaped to England; Jeanne of Navarre and her young

son Henri took refuge at La Rochelle; L'Hopital was dismissed the Court.

The Queen-mother seemed to have thrown off her cloak of moderation, and

to be ready to relieve herself of the Huguenots by any means, fair or

foul. War accordingly could not fail to break out again before the end

of the year. Conde had never been so strong; with his friends in England

and the Low Countries, and the enthusiastic support of a great party of

nobles and religious adherents at home, his hopes rose; he even talked of

deposing the Valois and reigning in their stead. He lost his life,

however, early in 1569, at the battle of Jarnac. Coligny once more with

difficulty, as at Dreux, saved the broken remnants of the defeated

Huguenots. Conde's death, regarded at the time by the Huguenots as an

irreparable calamity, proved in the end to be no serious loss; for it

made room for the true head of the party, Henri of Navarre. No sooner

had Jeanne of Navarre heard of the mishap of Jarnac than she came into

the Huguenot camp and presented to the soldiers her young son Henri and

the young Prince de Conde, a mere child. Her gallant bearing and the

true soldier-spirit of Coligny, who shone most brightly in adversity,

restored their temper; they even won some small advantages. Before long,

however, the Duc d'Anjou, the King's youngest brother, caught and

punished them severely at Moncontour. Both parties thenceforward wore

themselves out with desultory warfare. In August, 1570, the Peace of St.

Germain-en-Laye closed the third war and ended the first period.

2. It was the most favourable Peace the Huguenots had won as yet; it

secured them, besides previous rights, four strongholds. The Catholics

were dissatisfied; they could not sympathise with the Queen-mother in her

alarm at the growing strength of Philip II., head of the Catholics in

Europe; they dreaded the existence and growing influence of a party now

beginning to receive a definite name, and honourable nickname, the

Politiques. These were that large body of French gentlemen who loved the

honour of their country rather than their religious party, and who,

though Catholics, were yet moderate and tolerant. A pair of marriages

now proposed by the Court amazed them still more. It was suggested that

the Duc d'Anjou should marry Queen Elizabeth of England, and Henri of

Navarre, Marguerite de Valois, the King's sister. Charles II. hoped thus

to be rid of his brother, whom he disliked, and to win powerful support

against Spain, by the one match, and by the other to bring the civil wars

to a close. The sketch of a far-reaching resistance to Philip II. was

drawn out; so convinced of his good faith was the prudent and sagacious

William of Orange, that, on the strength of these plans, he refused good

terms now offered him by Spain. The Duc d'Alencon, the remaining son of

Catherine, the brother who did not come to the throne, was deeply

interested in the plans for a war in the Netherlands; Anjou, who had

withdrawn from the scheme of marriage with Queen Elizabeth, was at this

moment a candidate for the throne of Poland; while negotiations

respecting it were going on, Marguerite de Valois was married to Henri of

Navarre, the worst of wives [?? D.W.] to a husband none too good.

Coligny, who had strongly opposed the candidature of Anjou for the throne

of Poland, was set on by an assassin, employed by the Queen-mother and

her favourite son, and badly wounded; the Huguenots were in utmost alarm,

filling the air with cries and menaces. Charles showed great concern for

his friend's recovery, and threatened vengeance on the assassins. What

was his astonishment to learn that those assassins were his mother and

brother! Catherine worked on his fears, and the plot for the great

massacre was combined in an instant. The very next day after the King's

consent was wrung from him, 24th August, 1572, the massacre of St.

Bartholomew's day took place. The murder of Coligny was completed; his

son-in-law Teligny perished; all the chief Huguenots were slain; the

slaughter spread to country towns; the Church and the civil power were at

one, and the victims, taken at unawares, could make no resistance. The

two Bourbons, Henri and the Prince de Conde, were spared; they bought

their lives by a sudden conversion to Catholicism. The chief guilt of

this great crime lies with Catherine de' Medici; for, though it is

certain that she did not plan it long before, assassination was a

recognised part of her way of dealing with Huguenots.

A short war followed, a revolt of the southern cities rather than a war.

They made tenacious and heroic resistance; a large part of the royal

forces sympathised rather with them than with the League; and in July,

1573, the Edict of Boulogne granted them even more than they, had been

promised by the Peace of St. Germain.

3. We have reached the period of the "Wan of the League," as the four

later civil wars are often called. The last of the four is alone of any

real importance.

Just as the Peace of La Rochelle was concluded, the Duc d'Anjou, having

been elected King of Poland, left France; it was not long before troubles

began again. The Duc d'Alencon was vexed by his mother's neglect; as

heir presumptive to the crown he thought he deserved better treatment,

and sought to give himself consideration by drawing towards the middle

party; Catherine seemed to be intriguing for the ruin of that

party--nothing was safe while she was moving. The King had never held up

his head since the St. Bartholomew; it was seen that he now was dying,

and the Queen-mother took the opportunity of laying hands on the middle

party. She arrested Alencon, Montmorency, and Henri of Navarre, together

with some lesser chiefs; in the midst of it all Charles IX. died (1574),

in misery, leaving the ill-omened crown to Henri of Anjou, King of

Poland, his next brother, his mother's favourite, the worst of a bad

breed. At the same time the fifth civil war broke out, interesting

chiefly because it was during its continuance that the famous League was

actually formed.

Henri III., when he heard of his brother's death, was only too eager to

slip away like a culprit from Poland, though he showed no alacrity in

returning to France, and dallied with the pleasures of Italy for months.

An attempt to draw him over to the side of the Politiques failed

completely; he attached himself on the contrary to the Guises, and

plunged into the grossest dissipation, while he posed himself before men

as a good and zealous Catholic. The Politiques and Huguenots therefore

made a compact in 1575, at Milhaud on the Tarn, and chose the Prince de

Conde as their head; Henri of Navarre escaped from Paris, threw off his

forced Catholicism, and joined them. Against them the strict Catholics

seemed powerless; the Queen-mother closed this war with the Peace of

Chastenoy (May, 1576), with terms unusually favourable for both

Politiques and Huguenots: for the latter, free worship throughout France,

except at Paris; for the chiefs of the former, great governments, for

Alencon a large central district, for Conde, Picardy, for Henri of

Navarre, Guienne.

To resist all this the high Catholic party framed the League they had

long been meditating; it is said that the Cardinal de Lorraine had

sketched it years before, at the time of the later sittings of the

Council of Trent. Lesser compacts had already been made from time to

time; now it was proposed to form one great League, towards which all

should gravitate. The head of the League was Henri, Duc de Guise the

second, "Balafre," who had won that title in fighting against the German

reiters the year before, when they entered France under Condo. He

certainly hoped at this time to succeed to the throne of France, either

by deposing the corrupt and feeble Henri III., "as Pippin dealt with

Hilderik," or by seizing the throne, when the King's debaucheries should

have brought him to the grave. The Catholics of the more advanced type,

and specially the Jesuits, now in the first flush of credit and success,

supported him warmly. The headquarters of the movement were in Picardy;

its first object, opposition to the establishment of Conde as governor of

that province. The League was also very popular with the common folk,

especially in the towns of the north. It soon found that Paris was its

natural centre; thence it spread swiftly across the whole natural France;

it was warmly supported by Philip of Spain. The States General, convoked

at Blois in 1576, could bring no rest to France; opinion was just as much

divided there as in the country; and the year 1577 saw another petty war,

counted as the sixth, which was closed by the Peace of Bergerac, another

ineffectual truce which settled nothing. It was a peace made with the

Politiques and Huguenots by the Court; it is significant of the new state

of affairs that the League openly refused to be bound by it, and

continued a harassing, objectless warfare. The Duc d'Anjou (he had taken

that title on his brother Henri's accession to the throne) in 1578

deserted the Court party, towards which his mother had drawn him, and

made friends with the Calvinists in the Netherlands. The southern

provinces named him "Defender of their liberties;" they had hopes he

might wed Elizabeth of England; they quite mistook their man. In 1579

"the Gallants' War" broke out; the Leaguers had it all their own way; but

Henri III., not too friendly to them, and urged by his brother Anjou, to

whom had been offered sovereignty over the seven united provinces in

1580, offered the insurgents easy terms, and the Treaty of Fleix closed

the seventh war. Anjou in the Netherlands could but show his weakness;

nothing went well with him; and at last, having utterly wearied out his

friends, he fled, after the failure of his attempt to secure Antwerp,

into France. There he fell ill of consumption and died in 1584.

This changed at once the complexion of the succession question. Hitherto,

though no children seemed likely to be born to him, Henri III. was young

and might live long, and his brother was there as his heir. Now, Henri

III. was the last Prince of the Valois, and Henri of Navarre in

hereditary succession was heir presumptive to the throne, unless the

Salic law were to be set aside. The fourth son of Saint Louis, Robert,

Comte de Clermont, who married Beatrix, heiress of Bourbon, was the

founder of the House of Bourbon. Of this family the two elder branches

had died out: John, who had been a central figure in the War of the

Public Weal, in 1488; Peter, husband of Anne of France, in 1503; neither

of them leaving heirs male. Of the younger branch Francois died in 1525,

and the famous Constable de Bourbon in 1527. This left as the only

representatives of the family, the Comtes de La Marche; of these the

elder had died out in 1438, and the junior alone survived in the Comtes

de Vendome. The head of this branch, Charles, was made Duc de Vendome by

Francois I. in 1515; he was father of Antoine, Duc de Vendome, who, by

marrying the heroic Jeanne d'Albret, became King of Navarre, and of

Louis, who founded the House of Conde; lastly, Antoine was the father of

Henri IV. He was, therefore, a very distant cousin to Henri III; the

Houses of Capet, of Alencon, of Orleans, of Angouleme, of Maine, and of

Burgundy, as well as the elder Bourbons, had to fall extinct before Henri

of Navarre could become heir to the crown. All this, however, had now

happened; and the Huguenots greatly rejoiced in the prospect of a

Calvinist King. The Politique party showed no ill-will towards him; both

they and the Court party declared that if he would become once more a

Catholic they would rally to him; the Guises and the League were

naturally all the more firmly set against him; and Henri of Navarre saw

that he could not as yet safely endanger his influence with the

Huguenots, while his conversion would not disarm the hostility of the

League. They had before, this put forward as heir to the throne Henri's

uncle, the wretched old Cardinal de Bourbon, who had all the faults and

none of the good qualities of his brother Antoine. Under cover of his

name the Duc de Guise hoped to secure the succession for himself; he also

sold himself and his party to Philip of Spain, who was now in fullest

expectation of a final triumph over his foes. He had assassinated

William the Silent; any day Elizabeth or Henri of Navarre might be found

murdered; the domination of Spain over Europe seemed almost secured. The

pact of Joinville, signed between Philip, Guise, and Mayenne, gives us

the measure of the aims of the high Catholic party. Paris warmly sided

with them; the new development of the League, the "Sixteen of Paris," one

representative for each of the districts of the capital, formed a

vigorous organisation and called for the King's deposition; they invited

Henri, Duc de Guise, to Paris. Soon after this Henri III. humbled

himself, and signed the Treaty of Nemours (1585) with the Leaguers. He

hereby became nominal head of the League and its real slave.

The eighth war, the "War of the Three Henries," that is, of Henri III.

and Henri de Guise against Henri of Navarre, now broke out. The Pope

made his voice heard; Sixtus excommunicated the Bourbons, Henri and

Conde, and blessed the Leaguers.

For the first time there was some real life in one of these civil ware,

for Henri of Navarre rose nobly to the level of his troubles. At first

the balance of successes was somewhat in favour of the Leaguers; the

political atmosphere grew even more threatening, and terrible things,

like lightning flashes, gleamed out now and again. Such, for example,

was the execution of Mary Stuart, Queen of Scots, in 1586. It was known

that Philip II. was preparing to crush England. Elizabeth did what she

could to support Henri of Navarre; he had the good fortune to win the

battle of Contras, in which the Duc de Joyeuse, one of the favourites of

Henri III., was defeated and killed. The Duc de Guise, on the other

hand, was too strong for the Germans, who had marched into France to join

the Huguenots, and defeated them at Vimroy and Auneau, after which he

marched in triumph to Paris, in spite of the orders and opposition of.

the King, who, finding himself powerless, withdrew to Chartres. Once

more Henri III. was obliged to accept such terms as the Leaguers chose to

impose; and with rage in his heart he signed the "Edict of Union" (1588),

in which he named the Duc de Guise lieutenant-general of the kingdom, and

declared that no heretic could succeed to the throne. Unable to endure

the humiliation, Henri III. that same winter, assassinated the Duc and

the Cardinal de Guise, and seized many leaders of the League, though he

missed the Duc de Mayenne. This scandalous murder of the "King of

Paris," as the capital fondly called the Duke, brought the wretched King

no solace or power. His mother did not live to see the end of her son;

she died in this the darkest period of his career, and must have been

aware that her cunning and her immoral life had brought nothing but

misery to herself and all her race. The power of the League party seemed

as great as ever; the Duc de Mayenne entered Paris, and declared open war

on Henri III., who, after some hesitation, threw himself into the hands

of his cousin Henri of Navarre in the spring of 1589. The old Politique

party now rallied to the King; the Huguenots were stanch for their old

leader; things looked less dark for them since the destruction of the

Spanish Armada in the previous summer. The Swiss, aroused by the threats

of the Duke of Savoy at Geneva, joined the Germans, who once more entered

northeastern France; the leaguers were unable to make head either against

them or against the armies of the two Kings; they fell back on Paris, and

the allies hemmed them in. The defence of the capital was but languid;

the populace missed their idol, the Duc de Guise, and the moderate party,

never extinguished, recovered strength. All looked as if the royalists

would soon reduce the last stronghold of the League, when Henri III. was

suddenly slain by the dagger of a fanatical half-wined priest.

The King had only time to commend Henri of Navarre to his courtiers as

his heir, and to exhort him to become a Catholic, before he closed his

eyes, and ended the long roll of his vices and crimes. And thus in crime

and shame the House of Valois went down. For a few years, the throne

remained practically vacant: the heroism of Henri of Navarre, the loss of

strength in the Catholic powers, the want of a vigorous head to the

League,--these things all sustained the Bourbon in his arduous struggle;

the middle party grew in strength daily, and when once Henri had allowed

himself to be converted, he became the national sovereign, the national

favourite, and the high Catholics fell to the fatal position of an

unpatriotic faction depending on the arm of the foreigner.

4. The civil wars were not over, for the heat of party raged as yet

unslaked; the Politiques could not all at once adopt a Huguenot King, the

League party had pledged itself to resist the heretic, and Henri at first

had little more than the Huguenots at his back. There were also

formidable claimants for the throne. Charles II. Duc de Lorraine, who

had married Claude, younger daughter of Henri IL, and who was therefore

brother-in-law to Henri III., set up a vague claim; the King of Spain,

Philip II., thought that the Salic law had prevailed long enough in

France, and that his own wife, the elder daughter of Henri III. had the

best claim to the throne; the Guises, though their head was gone, still

hoping for the crown, proclaimed their sham-king, the Cardinal de

Bourbon, as Charles X., and intrigued behind the shadow of his name. The

Duc de Mayenne, their present chief, was the most formidable of Henri's

opponents; his party called for a convocation of States General, which

should choose a King to succeed, or to replace, their feeble Charles X.

During this struggle the high Catholic party, inspired by Jesuit advice,

stood forward as the admirers of constitutional principles; they called

on the nation to decide the question as to the succession; their Jesuit

friends wrote books on the sovereignty of the people. They summoned up

troops from every side; the Duc de Lorraine sent his son to resist Henri

and support his own claim; the King of Spain sent a body of men; the

League princes brought what force they could. Henri of Navarre at the

same moment found himself weakened by the silent withdrawal from his camp

of the army of Henri III.; the Politique nobles did not care at first to

throw in their lot with the Huguenot chieftain; they offered to confer on

Henri the post of commander-in-chief, and to reserve the question as to

the succession; they let him know that they recognised his hereditary

rights, and were hindered only by his heretical opinions; if he would but

be converted they were his. Henri temporised; his true strength, for the

time, lay in his Huguenot followers, rugged and faithful fighting men,

whose belief was the motive power of their allegiance and of their

courage. If he joined the Politiques at their price, the price of

declaring himself Catholic, the Huguenots would be offended if not

alienated. So he neither absolutely refused nor said yes; and the chief

Catholic nobles in the main stood aloof, watching the struggle between

Huguenot and Leaguer, as it worked out its course.

Henri, thus weakened, abandoned the siege of Paris, and fell back; with

the bulk of his forces he marched into Normandy, so as to be within reach

of English succour; a considerable army went into Champagne, to be ready

to join any Swiss or German help that might come. These were the great

days in the life of Henri of Navarre. Henri showed himself a hero, who

strove for a great cause--the cause of European freedom--as well as for

his own crown.

The Duc de Mayenne followed the Huguenots down into the west, and found

Henri awaiting him in a strong position at Arques, near Dieppe; here at

bay, the "Bearnais" inflicted a heavy blow on his assailants; Mayenne

fell back into Picardy; the Prince of Lorraine drew off altogether; and

Henri marched triumphantly back to Paris, ravaged the suburbs and then

withdrew to Tours, where he was recognised as King by the Parliament. His

campaign of 1589 had been most successful; he had defeated the League in

a great battle, thanks to his skilful use of his position at Arques, and

the gallantry of his troops, which more than counterbalanced the great

disparity in numbers. He had seen dissension break out among his

enemies; even the Pope, Sixtus, had shown him some favour, and the

Politique nobles were certainly not going against him. Early in 1590

Henri had secured Anjou, Maine, and Normandy, and in March defeated

Mayenne, in a great pitched battle at Ivry, not far from Dreux. The

Leaguers fell back in consternation to Paris. Henri reduced all the

country round the capital, and sat down before it for a stubborn siege.

The Duke of Parma had at that time his hands full in the Low Countries;

young Prince Maurice was beginning to show his great abilities as a

soldier, and had got possession of Breda; all, however, had to be

suspended by the Spaniards on that side, rather than let Henri of Navarre

take Paris. Parma with great skill relieved the capital without striking

a blow, and the campaign of 1590 ended in a failure for Henri. The

success of Parma, however, made Frenchmen feel that Henri's was the

national cause, and that the League flourished only by interference of

the foreigner. Were the King of Navarre but a Catholic, he should be a

King of France of whom they might all be proud. This feeling was

strengthened by the death of the old Cardinal de Bourbon, which reopened

at once the succession question, and compelled Philip of Spain to show

his hand. He now claimed the throne for his daughter Elisabeth, as

eldest daughter of the eldest daughter of Henri II. All the neighbours

of France claimed something; Frenchmen felt that it was either Henri IV.

or dismemberment. The "Bearnais" grew in men's minds to be the champion

of the Salic law, of the hereditary principle of royalty against feudal

weakness, of unity against dismemberment, of the nation against the

foreigner.

The middle party, the Politiques of Europe,--the English, that is, and

the Germans,--sent help to Henri, by means of which he was able to hold

his own in the northwest and southwest throughout 1591. Late in the year

the violence of the Sixteen of Paris drew on them severe punishment from

the Duc de Mayenne; and consequently the Duke ceased to be the recognised

head of the League, which now looked entirely to Philip II. and Parma,

while Paris ceased to be its headquarters; and more moderate counsels

having taken the place of its fierce fanaticism, the capital came under

the authority of the lawyers and citizens, instead of the priesthood and

the bloodthirsty mob. Henri, meanwhile, who was closely beleaguering

Rouen, was again outgeneralled by Parma, and had to raise the siege.

Parma, following him westward, was wounded at Caudebec; and though he

carried his army triumphantly back to the Netherlands, his career was

ended by this trifling wound. He did no more, and died in 1592.

In 1593, Mayenne, having sold his own claims to Philip of Spain, the

opposition to Henri looked more solid and dangerous than ever; he

therefore thought the time was come for the great step which should rally

to him all the moderate Catholics. After a decent period of negotiation

and conferences, he declared himself convinced, and heard mass at St.

Denis. The conversion had immediate effect; it took the heart out of the

opposition; city after city came in; the longing for peace was strong in

every breast, and the conversion seemed to remove the last obstacle. The

Huguenots, little as they liked it, could not oppose the step, and hoped

to profit by their champion's improved position. Their ablest man,

Sully, had even advised Henri to make the plunge. In 1594, Paris opened

her gates to Henri, who had been solemnly crowned, just before, at

Chartres. He was welcomed with immense enthusiasm, and from that day

onwards has ever been the favourite hero of the capital. By 1595 only

one foe remained,--the Spanish Court. The League was now completely

broken up; the Parliament of Paris gladly aided the King to expel the

Jesuits from France. In November, 1595, Henri declared war against

Spain, for anything was better than the existing state of things, in

which Philip's hand secretly supported all opposition: The war in 1596

was far from being successful for Henri; he was comforted, however, by

receiving at last the papal absolution, which swept away the last

scruples of France.

By rewards and kindliness,--for Henri was always willing to give and had

a pleasant word for all, most of the reluctant nobles, headed by the Duc

de Mayenne himself, came in in the course of 1596. Still the war pressed

very heavily, and early in 1597 the capture of Amiens by the Spaniards

alarmed Paris, and roused the King to fresh energies. With help of Sully

(who had not yet received the title by which he is known in history)

Henri recovered Amiens, and checked the Spanish advance. It was noticed

that while the old Leaguers came very heartily to the King's help, the

Huguenots hung back in a discontented and suspicious spirit. After the

fall of Amiens the war languished; the Pope offered to mediate, and Henri

had time to breathe. He felt that his old comrades, the offended

Huguenots, had good cause for complaint; and in April, 1598, he issued

the famous Edict of Nantes, which secured their position for nearly a

century. They got toleration for their opinions; might worship openly in

all places, with the exception of a few towns in which the League had

been strong; were qualified to hold office in financial posts and in the

law; had a Protestant chamber in the Parliaments.

Immediately after the publication of the Edict of Nantes, the Treaty of

Vervins was signed. Though Henri by it broke faith with Queen Elizabeth,

he secured an honourable peace for his country, an undisputed kingship

for himself. It was the last act of Philip II., the confession that his

great schemes were unfulfilled, his policy a failure.

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Adversity is solitary, while prosperity dwells in a crowd

Comeliness of his person, which at all times pleads powerfully

Envy and malice are self-deceivers

Everything in the world bore a double aspect

From faith to action the bridge is short

Hearsay liable to be influenced by ignorance or malice

Honours and success are followed by envy

Hopes they (enemies) should hereafter become our friends

I should praise you more had you praised me less

It is the usual frailty of our sex to be fond of flattery

Lovers are not criminal in the estimation of one another

Mistrust is the sure forerunner of hatred

Much is forgiven to a king

Necessity is said to be the mother of invention

Never approached any other man near enough to know a difference

Not to repose too much confidence in our friends

Parliament aided the King to expel the Jesuits from France

Prefer truth to embellishment

Rather out of contempt, and because it was good policy

Situated as I was betwixt fear and hope

The pretended reformed religion

The Massacre of St. Bartholomew's Day

The record of the war is as the smoke of a furnace

There is too much of it for earnest, and not enough for jest

Those who have given offence to hate the offended party

To embellish my story I have neither leisure nor ability

Troubles might not be lasting

Young girls seldom take much notice of children

MEMOIRS OF JEAN FRANCOIS PAUL de GONDI,

CARDINAL DE RETZ

Written by Himself

Being Historic Court Memoirs of the Great Events

during the Minority of Louis XIV.

and the Administration of Cardinal Mazarin.

CONTENTS

BOOK I.

BOOK II.

BOOK III.

BOOK IV.

BOOK V.

ILLUSTRATIONS

Cardinal de Retz----Photogravure from an Old Painting

Turenne----Photogravure from an Old Painting

Richelieu----Engraving by Lubin

Anne of Austria----Original Etching by Mercier

Louis XIII----Painting in the Louvre

Conde'----Painting in Versailles Gallery

ORIGINAL PREFACE.

Our Author, John Francis Paul de Gondi, Cardinal de Retz, Sovereign of

Commercy, Prince of Euville, second Archbishop of Paris, Abbot of Saint

Denis in France, was born at Montmirail, in Brie, in October, 1614.

His father was Philippe Emanuel de Gondi, Comte, de Joigni, General of

the Galleys of France and Knight of the King's Orders; and his mother was

Frances Marguerite, daughter of the Comte de Rochepot, Knight of the

King's Orders, and of Marie de Lannoy, sovereign of Commercy and Euville.

Pierre de Gondi, Duc de Retz, was his brother, whose daughter was the

Duchesse de Lesdiguieres.

His grandfather was Albert de Gondi, Duc de Retz, Marquis de Belle Isle,

a Peer of France, Marshal and General of the Galleys, Colonel of the

French Horse, First Gentleman of the Bedchamber, and Great Chamberlain to

the Kings Charles IX. and Henri III.

This history was first printed in Paris in 1705, at the expense of the

Duchesse de Lesdiguieres, the last of this noble family, whose estate

fell after her decease to that of Villeroy.

His preceptor was the famous Vincent de Paul, Almoner to Queen Anne of

Austria.

In 1627 he was made a Canon of the Cathedral of Paris by his uncle, Jean

Francois de Gondi, first archbishop of that city, and was not long after

created a Doctor of the Sorbonne.

In 1643 he was appointed Coadjutor of the archbishopric of Paris, with

the title of Archbishop of Corinth, during which, such was his pastoral

vigilance that the most important affairs of the Church were committed to

his care.

As to his general character, if we take it from his own Memoirs, he had

such presence of mind, and so dexterously improved all opportunities

which fortune presented to him, that it seemed as if he had foreseen or

desired them. He knew how to put a good gloss upon his failings, and

oftentimes verily believed he was really the man which he affected to be

only in appearance. He was a man of bright parts, but no conduct, being

violent and inconstant in his intrigues of love as well as those of

politics, and so indiscreet as to boast of his successful amours with

certain ladies whom he ought not to have named. He affected pomp and

splendour, though his profession demanded simplicity and humility. He

was continually shifting parties, being a loyal subject one day and the

next a rebel, one time a sworn enemy to the Prime Minister, and by and by

his zealous friend; always aiming to make himself formidable or

necessary. As a pastor he had engrossed the love and confidence of the

people, and as a statesman he artfully played them off against their

sovereign. He studied characters thoroughly, and no man painted them in

truer colours more to his own purpose. Sometimes he confesses his

weaknesses, and at other times betrays his self-flattery.

It being his fate to be imprisoned by Mazarin, first at Vincennes and

then at Nantes, he made his escape to Rome, and in 1656 retired to

Franche Comte, where Cardinal Mazarin gave orders for his being arrested;

upon which he posted to Switzerland, and thence to Constance, Strasburg,

Ulm, Augsburg, Frankfort, and Cologne, to which latter place Mazarin sent

men to take him dead or alive; whereupon he retired to Holland, and made

a trip from one town to another till 1661, when, Cardinal Mazarin dying,

our Cardinal went as far as Valenciennes on his way to Paris, but was not

suffered to come further; for the King and Queen-mother would not be

satisfied without his resignation of the archbishopric of Paris, to which

he at last submitted upon advantageous terms for himself and an amnesty

for all his adherents. But still the Court carried it so severely to the

Cardinal that they would not let him go and pay his last devoirs to his

father when on his dying bed. At length, however, after abundance of

solicitation, he had leave to go and wait upon the King and Queen, who,

on the death of Pope Alexander VII., sent him to Rome to assist at the

election of his successor.

No wonder that King Charles II. of England promised to intercede for the

Cardinal's reestablishment; for when the royal family were starving, as

it were, in their exile at Paris, De Retz did more for them than all the

French Court put together; and, upon the King's promise to take the Roman

Catholics of England under his protection after his restoration, he sent

an abbot to Rome to solicit the Pope to lend him money, and to dispose

the English Catholics in his favour.

He would fain have returned his hat to the new Pope, but his Holiness, at

the solicitation of Louis XIV., ordered him to keep it. After this he

chose a total retirement, lived with exemplary piety, considerably

retrenched his expenses, and hardly allowed himself common necessaries,

in order to save money to pay off a debt of three millions, which he had

the happiness to discharge, and to balance all accounts with the world

before his death, which happened at Paris on the 24th of August, 1679, in

the 65th year of his age.

HISTORIC COURT MEMOIRS.

CARDINAL DE RETZ.

BOOK I.

MADAME:--Though I have a natural aversion to give you the history of my

own life, which has been chequered with such a variety of different

adventures, yet I had rather sacrifice my reputation to the commands of a

lady for whom I have so peculiar a regard than not disclose the most

secret springs of my actions and the inmost recesses of my soul.

By the caprice of fortune many mistakes of mine have turned to my credit,

and I very much doubt whether it would be prudent in me to remove the

veil with which some of them are covered. But as I am resolved to give

you a naked, impartial account of even the most minute passages of my

life ever since I have been capable of reflection, so I most humbly beg

you not to be surprised at the little art, or, rather, great disorder,

with which I write my narrative, but to consider that, though the

diversity of incidents may sometimes break the thread of the history, yet

I will tell you nothing but with all that sincerity which the regard I

have for you demands. And to convince you further that I will neither

add to nor diminish from the plain truth, I shall set my name in the

front of the work.

False glory and false modesty are the two rocks on which men who have

written their own lives have generally split, but which Thuanus among the

moderns and Caesar among the ancients happily escaped. I doubt not you

will do me the justice to believe that I do not pretend to compare myself

with those great writers in any respect but sincerity,--a virtue in which

we are not only permitted, but commanded, to rival the greatest heroes.

I am descended from a family illustrious in France and ancient in Italy,

and born upon a day remarkable for the taking of a monstrous sturgeon in

a small river that runs through the country of Montmirail, in Brie, the

place of my nativity.

I am not so vain as to be proud of having it thought that I was ushered

into the world with a prodigy or a miracle, and I should never have

mentioned this trifling circumstance had it not been for some libels

since published by my enemies, wherein they affect to make the said

sturgeon a presage of the future commotions in this kingdom, and me the

chief author of them.

I beg leave to make a short reflection on the nature of the mind of man.

I believe there never was a more honest soul in the world than my

father's; I might say his temper was the very essence of virtue. For

though he saw I was too much inclined to duels and gallantry ever to make

a figure as an ecclesiastic, yet his great love for his eldest son--not

the view of the archbishopric of Paris, which was then in his

family--made him resolve to devote me to the service of the Church. For

he was so conscious of his reasons, that I could even swear he would have

protested from the very bottom of his heart that he had no other motive

than the apprehension of the dangers to which a contrary profession might

expose my soul. So true it is that nothing is so subject to delusion as

piety: all sorts of errors creep in and hide themselves under that veil;

it gives a sanction to all the turns of imagination, and the honesty of

the intention is not sufficient to guard against it. In a word, after

all I have told you, I turned priest, though it would have been long

enough first had it not been for the following accident.

The Duc de Retz, head of our family, broke at that time, by the King's

order, the marriage treaty concluded some years before between the Duc de

Mercoeur--[Louis, Duc de Mercoeur, since Cardinal de Vendome, father of

the Duc de Vendome, and Grand Prior, died 1669.]--and his daughter, and

next day came to my father and agreeably surprised him by telling him he

was resolved to give her to his cousin to reunite the family.

As I knew she had a sister worth above 80,000 livres a year, I, that very

instant, thought of a double match. I had no hopes they would think of

me, knowing how things stood, so I was resolved to provide for myself.

Having got a hint that my father did not intend to carry me to the

wedding, as, foreseeing, it may be, what happened, I pretended to be

better pleased with my profession, to be touched by what my father had so

often laid before me on that subject, and I acted my part so well that

they believed I was quite another man.

My father resolved to carry me into Brittany, for the reason that I had

shown no inclination that way. We found Mademoiselle de Retz at

Beaupreau, in Anjou. I looked on the eldest only as my sister, but

immediately considered Mademoiselle de Scepaux (so the youngest was

called) as my mistress.

I thought her very handsome, her complexion the most charming in the

world, lilies and roses in abundance, admirable eyes, a very pretty

mouth, and what she wanted in stature was abundantly made up by the

prospect of 80,000 livres a year and of the Duchy of Beaupreau, and by a

thousand chimeras which I formed on these real foundations.

I played my game nicely from the beginning, and acted the ecclesiastic

and the devotee both in the journey and during my stay there;

nevertheless, I paid my sighs to the fair one,--she perceived it. I spoke

at last, and she heard me, but not with that complacency which I could

have wished.

But observing she had a great kindness for an old chambermaid, sister to

one of my monks of Buzai, I did all I could to gain her, and by the means

of a hundred pistoles down, and vast promises, I succeeded. She made her

mistress believe that she was designed for a nunnery, and I, for my part,

told her that I was doomed to nothing less than a monastery. She could

not endure her sister, because she was her father's darling, and I was

not overfond of my brother,--[Pierre de Gondi, Duc de Retz, who died in

1676.]--for the same reason. This resemblance in our fortunes

contributed much to the uniting of our affections, which I persuaded

myself were reciprocal, and I resolved to carry her to Holland.

Indeed, there was nothing more easy, for Machecoul, whither we were come

from Beaupreau, was no more than half a league from the sea. But money

was the only thing wanting, for my treasury, was so drained by the gift

of the hundred pistoles above mentioned that I had not a sou left. But I

found a supply by telling my father that, as the farming of my abbeys was

taxed with the utmost rigour of the law, so I thought myself obliged in

conscience to take the administration of them into my own hands. This

proposal, though not pleasing, could not be rejected, both because it was

regular and because it made him in some measure believe that I would not

fail to keep my benefices, since I was willing to take care of them. I

went the next day to let Buzai,--[One of his abbeys.]--which is but five

leagues from Machecoul. I treated with a Nantes merchant, whose name was

Jucatieres, who took advantage of my eagerness, and for 4,000 crowns

ready money got a bargain that made his fortune. I thought I had

4,000,000, and was just securing one of the Dutch pinks, which are always

in the road of Retz, when the following accident happened, which broke

all my measures.

Mademoiselle de Retz (for she had taken that name after her sister's

marriage) had the finest eyes in the world, and they never were so

beautiful as when she was languishing in love, the charms of which I

never yet saw equalled. We happened to dine at a lady's house, a league

from Machecoul, where Mademoiselle de Retz, looking in the glass at an

assembly of ladies, displayed all those tender, lively, moving airs which

the Italians call 'morbidezza', or the lover's languish. But

unfortunately she was not aware that Palluau, since Marechal de

Clerambaut, was behind her, who observed her airs, and being very much

attached to Madame de Retz, with whom he had in her tender years been

very familiar, told her faithfully what he had observed.

Madame de Retz, who mortally hated her sister, disclosed it that very

night to her father, who did not fail to impart it to mine. The next

morning, at the arrival of the post from Paris, all was in a hurry, my

father pretending to have received very pressing news; and, after our

taking a slight though public leave of the ladies, my father carried me

to sleep that night at Nantes. I was, as you may imagine, under very

great surprise and concern; for I could not guess the cause of this

sudden departure. I had nothing to reproach myself with upon the score

of my conduct; neither had I the least suspicion that Palluau had seen

anything more than ordinary till I arrived at Orleans, where the matter

was cleared up, for my brother, to prevent my escape, which I vainly

attempted several times on my journey, seized my strong box, in which was

my money, and then I understood that I was betrayed; in what grief, then,

I arrived at Paris, I leave you to imagine.

I found there Equilli, Vasse's uncle, and my first cousin, who, I

daresay, was one of the most honest men of his time, and loved me from

his very soul. I apprised him of my design to run away with Mademoiselle

de Retz. He heartily approved of my project, not only because it would

be a very advantageous match for me, but because he was persuaded that a

double alliance was necessary to secure the establishment of the family.

The Cardinal de Richelieu--[Armand Jean du Plesais, Cardinal de

Richelieu, was born in 1585, and died in 1642.]--(then Prime Minister)

mortally hated the Princesse de Guemenee, because he was persuaded she

had crossed his amours with the Queen,--[Anne of Austria, eldest daughter

of Philip II., King of Spain, and wife of Louis XIII., died 1666.]--and

had a hand in the trick played him by Madame du Fargis, one of the

Queen's dressing women, who showed her Majesty (Marie de Medicis) a

love-letter written by his Eminence to the Queen, her daughter-in-law.

The Cardinal pushed his resentment so far that he attempted to force the

Marechal de Breze, his brother-in-law, and captain of the King's

Life-guards, to expose Madame de Guemenee's letters, which were found in

M. de Montmorency's--[Henri de Montmorency was apprehended on the 1st of

September, 1632, and beheaded in Toulouse in November of the same

year.]--coffer when he was arrested at Chateau Naudari. But the Marechal

de Breze had so much honour and generosity as to return them to Madame de

Guemenee. He was, nevertheless, a very extravagant gentleman; but the

Cardinal de Richelieu, perceiving he had been formerly honoured by some

kind of relation to him, and dreading his angry excursions and

preachments before the King, who had some consideration for his person,

bore with him very patiently for the sake of settling peace in his own

family, which he passionately longed to unite and establish, but which

was the only thing out of his power, who could do whatever else he

pleased in France. For the Marechal de Breze had conceived so strong an

aversion to M. de La Meilleraye, who was then Grand Master of the

Artillery, and afterwards Marechal de La Meilleraye, that he could not

endure him. He did not imagine that the Cardinal would ever look upon a

man who, though his first cousin, was of a mean extraction, had a most

contemptible aspect, and, if fame says true, not one extraordinary good

quality.

The Cardinal was of another mind, and had a great opinion--indeed, with

abundance of reason--of M. de La Meilleraye's courage; but he esteemed

his military capacity infinitely too much, though in truth it was not

contemptible. In a word, he designed him for that post which we have

since seen so gloriously filled by M. de Turenne.

You may, by what has been said, judge of the divisions that were in

Cardinal de Richelieu's family, and how much he was concerned to appease

them. He laboured at them with great application, and for this end

thought he could not do better than to unite these two heads of the

faction in a close confidence with himself, exclusive of all others. To

this end he used them jointly and in common as the confidants of his

amours, which certainly were neither suitable to the lustre of his

actions nor the grandeur of his life; for Marion de Lorme, one of his

mistresses, was little better than a common prostitute. Another of his

concubines was Madame de Fruges, that old gentlewoman who was so often

seen sauntering in the enclosure. The first used to come to his

apartment in the daytime, and he went by night to visit the other, who

was but the pitiful cast-off of Buckingham and Epienne. The two

confidants introduced him there in coloured clothes; for they had made up

a hasty peace, to which Madame de Guemenee nearly fell a sacrifice.

M. de La Meilleraye, whom they called the Grand Master, was in love with

Madame de Guemenee, but she could not love him; and he being, both in his

own nature and by reason of his great favour with the Cardinal, the most

imperious man living, took it very ill that he was not beloved. He

complained, but the lady was insensible; he huffed and bounced, but was

laughed to scorn. He thought he had her in his power because the

Cardinal, to whom he had declared his rage against her, had given him her

letters, as above mentioned, which were written to M. de Montmorency,

and, therefore, in his menaces he let fall some hints with relation to

those letters to the disadvantage of Madame de Guemenee. She thereupon

ridiculed him no longer, but went almost raving mad, and fell into such

an inconceivable melancholy that you would not have known her, and

retired to Couperai, where she would let nobody see her.

As soon as I applied my mind to study I resolved at the same time to take

the Cardinal de Richelieu for my pattern, though my friends opposed it as

too pedantic; but I followed my first designs, and began my course with

good success. I was afterwards followed by all persons of quality of the

same profession; but, as I was the first, the Cardinal was pleased with

my fancy, which, together with the good offices done me by the Grand

Master with the Cardinal, made him speak well of me on several occasions,

wonder that I had never made my court to him, and at the same time he

ordered M. de Lingendes, since Bishop of Magon, to bring me to his house.

This was the source of my first disgrace, for, instead of complying with

these offers of the Cardinal and with the entreaties of the Grand Master,

urging me to go and make my court to him, I returned the most trifling

excuses and apologies; one time I pretended to be sick and went into the

country. In short, I did enough to let them see that I did not care to

be a dependent on the Cardinal de Richelieu, who was certainly a very

great man, but had this particular trait in his genius,--to take notice

of trifles. Of this he gave me the following instance: The history of

the conspiracy of Jean Louis de Fiesque,--[Author of "The Conspiracy of

Genoa." He was drowned on the 1st of January, 1557.]--which I had

written at eighteen years of age, being conveyed by Boisrobert into the

Cardinal's hands, he was heard to say, in the presence of Marechal

d'Estrees and M. de Senneterre, "This is a dangerous genius." This was

told my father that very night by M. de Senneterre, and I took it as

spoken to myself.

The success that I had in the acts of the Sorbonne made me fond of that

sort of reputation, which I had a mind to push further, and thought I

might succeed in sermons. Instead of preaching first, as I was advised,

in the little convents, I preached on Ascension, Corpus Christi Day,

etc., before the Queen and the whole Court, which assurance gained me a

good character from the Cardinal; for, when he was told how well I had

performed, he said, "There is no judging of things by the event; the man

is a coxcomb." Thus you see I had enough to do for one of two-and-twenty

years of age.

M. le Comte,--[Louis de Bourbon, Comte de soissons, killed in the battle

of Marfee, near Sedan, in 1641.]--who had a tender love for me, and to

whose service and person I was entirely devoted, left Paris in the night,

in order to get into Sedan, for fear of an arrest; and, in the meantime,

entrusted me with the care of Vanbrock, the greatest confidant he had in

the world. I took care, as I was ordered, that he should never stir out

but at night, for in the daytime I concealed him in a private place,

between the ceiling and the penthouse, where I thought it impossible for

anything but a cat or the devil to find him. But he was not careful

enough of himself, for one morning my door was burst open, and armed men

rushed into my chamber, with the provost at their head, who cried, with a

great oath, "Where is Vanbrock?" I replied, "At Sedan, monsieur, I

believe." He swore again most confoundedly, and searched the mattresses

of all the beds in the house, threatening to put my domestics to the rack

if they did not make a disclosure; but there was only one that knew

anything of the matter, and so they went away in a rage. You may easily

imagine that when this was reported the Court would highly resent it. And

so it happened, for the license of the Sorbonne being expired, and the

competitors striving for the best places, I had the ambition to put in

for the first place, and did not think myself obliged to yield to the

Abbe de La Mothe-Houdancourt, now Archbishop of Auch, over whom I had

certainly some advantage in the disputations. I carried myself in this

affair more wisely than might have been expected from my youth; for as

soon as I heard that my rival was supported by the Cardinal, who did him

the honour to own him for his kinsman, I sent the Cardinal word, by M. de

Raconis, Bishop of Lavaur, that I desisted from my pretension, out of the

respect I owed his Eminence, as soon as I heard that he concerned himself

in the affair. The Bishop of Lavaur told me the Cardinal pretended that

the Abby de La Mothe would not be obliged for the first place to my

cession, but to his own merit. This answer exasperated me. I gave a

smile and a low bow, pursued my point, and gained the first place by

eighty-four voices. The Cardinal, who was for domineering in all places

and in all affairs, fell into a passion much below his character, either

as a minister or a man, threatened the deputies of the Sorbonne to raze

the new buildings he had begun there, and assailed my character again

with incredible bitterness.

All my friends were alarmed at this, and were for sending me in all haste

to Italy. Accordingly, I went to Venice, stayed there till the middle of

August, and was very near being assassinated; for I amused myself by

making an intrigue with Signora Vendranina, a noble Venetian lady, and

one of the most handsome I ever saw. M. de Maille, the King's

ambassador, aware of the dangerous consequences of such adventures in

this country, ordered me to depart from Venice; upon which I went through

Lombardy, and towards the end of September arrived at Rome, where the

Marechal d'Estrees, who resided there as ambassador, gave me such

instructions for my behaviour as I followed to a tittle. Though I had no

design to be an ecclesiastic, yet since I wore a cassock I was resolved

to acquire some reputation at the Pope's Court. I compassed my design

very happily, avoiding any appearance of gallantry and lewdness, and my

dress being grave to the last degree; but for all this I was at a vast

expense, having fine liveries, a very splendid equipage, and a train of

seven or eight gentlemen, whereof four were Knights of Malta. I disputed

in the Colleges of Sapienza (not to be compared for learning with those

of the Sorbonne), and fortune continued still to raise me. For the

Prince de Schomberg, the Emperor's ambassador, sent me word one day,

while I was playing at 'balon' at the baths of Antoninus, to leave the

place clear for him. I answered that I could have refused his Excellency

nothing asked in a civil manner, but since it was commanded, I would have

him to know that I would obey the orders of no ambassador whatever, but

that of the King, my master. Being urged a second time by one of his

attendants to leave the place, I stood upon my own defence, and the

Germans, more, in my opinion, out of contempt of the few people I had

with me than out of any other consideration, let the affair drop. This

bold carriage of so modest an abbe, to an ambassador who never went

abroad without one hundred musketeers on horseback to attend him, made a

great noise in Rome, and was much taken notice of by Cardinal Mazarin.

The Cardinal de Richelieu's health declining, the archbishopric of Paris

was now almost within my ken, which, together with other prospects of

good benefices, made me resolve not to fling off the cassock but upon

honourable terms and valuable considerations; but having nothing yet

within my view that I could be sure of, I resolved to distinguish myself

in my own profession by all the methods I could. I retired from the

world, studied very hard, saw but very few men, and had no more

correspondence with any of the female sex, except Madame de -------.

The devil had appeared to the Princesse de Guemenee just a fortnight

before this adventure happened, and was often raised by the conjurations

of M. d'Andilly, to frighten his votary, I believe, into piety, for he

was even more in love with her person than I myself; but he loved her in

the Lord, purely and spiritually. I raised, in my turn, a demon that

appeared to her in a more kind and agreeable form. In six weeks I got

her away from Port Royal; I was very diligent in paying her my respects,

and the satisfaction I had in her company, with some other agreeable

diversions, qualified in a great measure the chagrin which attended my

profession, to which I was not yet heartily reconciled. This enchantment

had like to have raised such a storm as would have given a new face to

the affairs of Europe if fortune had been ever so little on my side.

M. the Cardinal de Richelieu loved rallying other people, but could not

bear a jest himself, and all men of this humour are always very crabbed

and churlish; of which the Cardinal gave an instance, in a public

assembly of ladies, to Madame de Guemenee, when he threw out a severe

jest, which everybody observed was pointed at me. She was sensibly

affronted, but I was enraged. For at last there was a sort of an

understanding between us, which was often ill-managed, yet our interests

were inseparable. At this time Madame de La Meilleraye, with whom,

though she was silly, I had fallen in love, pleased the Cardinal to that

degree that the Marshal perceived it before he set out for the army, and

rallied his wife in such a manner that she immediately found he was even

more jealous than ambitious. She was terribly afraid of him, and did not

love the Cardinal, who, by marrying her to his cousin, had lessened his

own family, of which he was extremely fond. Besides, the Cardinal's

infirmities made him look a great deal older than he was. And though all

his other actions had no tincture of pedantry, yet in his amorous

intrigues he had the most of it in the world. I had a detail of all the

steps he had made therein, which were extremely ridiculous. But

continuing his solicitation, and carrying her to his country seat at

Ruel,--[The Cardinal de Richelieu's seat, three leagues from

Paris.]--where he kept her a considerable time, I guessed that the lady

had not brains enough to resist the splendour of Court favour, and that

her husband's jealousy would soon give way to his interest, but, above

all, to his blind side, which was an attachment to the Court not to be

equalled. When I was in the hottest pursuit of this passion I proposed

to myself the most exquisite pleasures in triumphing over the Cardinal de

Richelieu in this fair field of battle; but on a sudden I had the

mortification to hear the whole family was changed. The husband allowed

his wife to go to Ruel as often as she pleased, and her behaviour towards

me I suspected to be false and treacherous. In short, Madame de

Guemenee's anger, for a reason I hinted before, my jealousy of Madame de

La Meilleraye, and an aversion to my own profession, all joined together

in a fatal moment and were near producing one of the greatest and most

famous events of our age.

La Rochepot, my first cousin and dear friend, was a domestic of the late

Duc d'Orleans,--[Gaston Jean Baptists de France, born 1608, and died at

Blois, 1660.]--and his great confidant. He mortally hated the Cardinal

de Richelieu, who had persecuted his mother, and had her hung up in

effigy, and kept his father still a prisoner in the Bastille, and now

refused the son a regiment, though Marechal de La Meilleraye, who very

highly esteemed him for his courage, interceded for the favour. You may

imagine that when we came together we did not forget the Cardinal.

I being crossed in my designs, as I told you, and as full of resentment

as La Rochepot was for the affronts put upon his person and family, we

chimed in our thoughts and resolutions, which were, dexterously to manage

the weakness of the Duc d'Orleans and to put that in execution which the

boldness of his domestics had almost effected at Corbie.

The Duc d'Orleans was appointed General, and the Comte de Soissons

Lieutenant-General of the King's forces in Picardy, but neither of them

stood well with the Cardinal, who gave them those posts only because the

situation of affairs was such that he could not help it. L'Epinai,

Montresor, and La Rochepot made use of all the arguments they could think

of to raise jealousies and fears in the Duc d'Orleans, and to inspire him

with resolution and courage to rid himself of the Cardinal. Others

laboured to persuade the Comte de Soissons to relish the same proposal,

but though resolved upon, it was never put into execution. For they had

the Cardinal in their power at Amiens, but did him no harm. For this

every one blamed the Count's companion, but I could never yet learn the

true cause; only this is certain, that they were no sooner come to Paris

than they were all seized with a panic, and retired, some one way, some

another.

The Comte de Guiche, since Marechal de Grammont, and M. de Chavigni,

Secretary of State and the Cardinal's most intimate favourite, were sent

by the King to Blois. Here they frightened the Duc d'Orleans and made

him return to Paris, where he was more afraid than ever; for such of his

domestics as were not gained by the Court made use of his pusillanimous

temper, and represented to him the necessity he was under to provide for

his own, or rather their, security. La Rochepot and myself endeavoured

to heighten his fears as much as possible, in order to precipitate him

into our measures. The term sounds odd, but it is the most expressive I

could find of a character like the Duke's. He weighed everything, but

fixed on nothing; and if by chance he was inclined to do one thing more

than another, he would never execute it without being pushed or forced

into it.

La Rochepot did all he could to fix him, but finding that the Duke was

always for delays, and for perplexing all expedients with groundless

fears of invincible difficulties, he fell upon an expedient very

dangerous to all appearance, but, as it usually happens in extraordinary

cases, much less so than at first view.

Cardinal de Richelieu having to stand godfather at the baptism of

Mademoiselle, La Rochepot's proposal was to continue to show the Duke the

necessity he lay under still to get rid of the Cardinal, without saying

much of the particulars, for fear of hazarding the secret, but only to

entertain him with the general proposal of that affair, thereby to make

him the better in love with the measures when proposed; and that they

might, at a proper time and place, tell him they had concealed the detail

to the execution from his Highness upon no other account but that they

had experienced on several occasions that there was no other way of

serving his Highness, as he himself had told La Rochepot several times;

that nothing, therefore, remained but to get some brave fellows fit for

such a resolute enterprise, and to hold post-horses ready upon the road

of Sedan under some other pretext, and to so execute the design in the

presence and in the name of his Royal Highness upon the day of the

intended solemnity, that his Highness should cheerfully own it when it

was done, and that then we would carry him off by those horses to Sedan.

Meanwhile the distraction of the inferior ministers and the joy of the

King to see himself delivered from a tyrant would dispose the Court

rather to invite than to pursue him. This was La Rochepot's scheme, and

it seemed exceedingly plausible.

La Rochepot and I had, it may be, blamed the inactivity of the Duc

d'Orleans and the Comte de Soissons in the affair of Amiens a hundred

times; yet, no sooner was the scheme sufficiently matured for execution,

the idea of which I had raised in the memory of La Rochepot, than my mind

was seized with I know not what fear; I took it then for a scruple of

conscience,--I cannot tell whether it was in truth so or not, but, in

short, the thought of killing a priest and a cardinal deeply affected my

mind. La Rochepot laughed at my scruples, and bantered me thus: "When

you are in the field of battle I warrant you will not beat up the enemy's

quarters for fear of assassinating men in their sleep." I was ashamed of

my scruples, and again hugged the crime, which I looked upon as

sanctified by the examples of great men, and justified and honoured by

the mighty danger that attended its execution. We renewed our

consultations, engaged some accomplices, took all the necessary

precautions, and resolved upon the execution. The danger was indeed very

great, but we might reasonably hope to come off well enough; for the

Duke's guard, which was within, would not have failed to come to our

assistance against that of the Cardinal's, which was without. But his

fortune, and not his guards, delivered him from the snare; for either

Mademoiselle or himself, I forget which, fell suddenly ill, and the

ceremony was put off to another time, so that we lost our opportunity.

The Duke returned to Blois, and the Marquis de Boissi protested he would

never betray us, but that he would be no longer concerned, because he had

just received some favour or other from the Cardinal's own hands.

I confess that this enterprise, which, had it succeeded, would have

crowned us with glory, never fully pleased me. I was not so scrupulous

in the committing of two other transgressions against the rules of

morality, as you may have before observed; but I wish, with all my heart,

I had never been concerned in this. Ancient Rome, indeed, would have

counted it honourable; but it is not in this respect that I honour the

memory of old Rome.

There is commonly a great deal of folly in conspiracies; but afterwards

there is nothing tends so, much to make men wise, at least for some time.

For, as the danger in things of this nature continues, even after the

opportunities for doing them are over, men are from that instant more

prudent and circumspect.

Having thus missed our blow, the Comte de La Rochepot and the rest of

them retired to their several seats in the country; but my engagements

detained me at Paris, where I was so retired that I spent all my time in

my study; and if ever I was seen abroad, it was with all the reserve of a

pious ecclesiastic; we were all so true to one another in keeping this

adventure secret, that it never got the least wind while the Cardinal

lived, who was a minister that had the best intelligence in the world;

but after his death it was discovered by the imprudence of Tret and

Etourville. I call it imprudence, for what greater weakness can men be

guilty of than to declare themselves to have been capable of what is

dangerous in the first instance?

To return to the history of the Comte de Soissons, I observed before that

he had retired to Sedan for safety, which he could not expect at Court.

He wrote to the King, assuring his Majesty of his fidelity, and that

while he stayed in that place he would undertake nothing prejudicial to

his service. He was most mindful of his promise; was not to be biassed

by all the offers of Spain or the Empire, but rejected with indignation

the overtures of Saint-Ibal and of Bardouville, who would have persuaded

him to take up arms. Campion, one of his domestics, whom he had left at

Paris to mind his affairs at Court, told me these particulars by the

Count's express orders, and I still remember this passage in one of his

letters to Campion: "The men you know are very urgent with me to treat

with the enemy, and accuse me of weakness because I fear the examples of

Charles de Bourbon and Robert d'Artois." He was ordered to show me this

letter and desire my opinion thereupon. I took my pen, and, at a little

distance from the answer he had already begun, I wrote these words:

"And I do accuse them of folly." The reasons upon which my opinion was

grounded were these: The Count was courageous in the highest degree of

what is commonly called valour, and had a more than ordinary share in

that boldness of mind which we call resolution. The first is common and

to be frequently met with among the vulgar, but the second is rarer than

can be imagined, and yet abundantly more necessary for great enterprises;

and is there a greater in the world than heading a party? The command of

an army is without comparison of less intricacy, for there are wheels

within wheels necessary for governing the State, but then they are not

near so brittle and delicate. In a word, I am of opinion there are

greater qualities necessary to make a good head of a party than to make

an emperor who is to govern the whole world, and that resolution ought to

run parallel with judgment,--I say, with heroic judgment, which is able

to distinguish the extraordinary from what we call the impossible.

The Count had not one grain of this discerning faculty, which is but

seldom to be met with in the sublimest genius. His character was mean to

a degree, and consequently susceptible of unreasonable jealousies and

distrusts, which of all characters is the most opposite to that of a good

partisan, who is indispensably obliged in many cases to suppress, and in

all to conceal, the best-grounded suspicions.

This was the reason I could not be of the opinion of those who were for

engaging the Count in a civil war; and Varicarville, who was the man of

the best sense and temper of all the persons of quality he had about him,

told me since that when he saw what I wrote in Campion's letter the day I

set out for Italy, he very well knew by what motives I was, against my

inclination, persuaded into this opinion.

The Count held out all this year and the next against every solicitation

of the Spaniards and the importunities of his own friends, much more by

the wise counsels of Varicarville than by the force of his own

resolution; but nothing could secure him from the teasings of the

Cardinal de Richelieu, who poured into his ears every day in the King's

name his many dismal discoveries and prognostications. For fear of being

tedious I shall only tell you in one word that the Cardinal, contrary to

his own interest, hurried the Count into a civil war, by such arts of

chicanery as those who are fortune's favourites never fail to play upon

the unfortunate.

The minds of people began now to be more embittered than ever. I was

sent for by the Count to Sedan to tell him the state of Paris. The

account I gave him could not but be very agreeable; for I told him the

very truth: that he was universally beloved, honoured, and adored in that

city, and his enemy dreaded and abhorred. The Duc de Bouillon, who was

urgent for war, be the consequence what it would, improved upon these

advantages, and made them look more plausible, but Varicarville strongly

opposed him.

I thought myself too young to declare my opinion; but, being pressed to

do so by his Highness, I took the liberty to tell him that a Prince of

the blood ought to engage himself in a civil war rather than suffer any

diminution of his reputation or dignity, yet that nothing but these two

cases could justly oblige him to it, because he hazards both by a

commotion whenever the one or the other consideration does not make it

necessary; that I thought his Highness far from being under any such

necessity; that his retreat to Sedan secured him from the indignity he

must have submitted to, among others, of taking the left hand, even in

the Cardinal's own house; that, in the meantime, the popular hatred of

the Cardinal gained his Highness the greater share of the public favour,

which is always much better secured by inaction than action, because the

glory of action depends upon success, for which no one can answer;

whereas inaction is sure to be commended as being founded upon the hatred

which the public will always bear to the minister. That, therefore, I

should think it would be more glorious for his Highness, in the view of

the world, to support himself by his own weight, that is, by the merit of

his virtue, against the artifices of so powerful a minister as the

Cardinal de Richelieu,--I say, more glorious to support himself by a wise

and regular conduct than to kindle the fire of war, the flagrant

consequences whereof no man is able to foresee; that it was true that the

minister was universally cursed, but that I could not yet see that the

people's minds were exasperated enough for any considerable revolution;

that the Cardinal was in a declining state of health, and if he should

not die this time, his Highness would have the opportunity of showing the

King and the public that though, by his own personal authority and his

important post at Sedan, he was in a capacity to do himself justice, he

sacrificed his own resentments to the welfare and quiet of the State; and

that if the Cardinal should recover his health, he would not fail, by

additional acts of tyranny and oppression, to draw upon himself the

redoubled execrations of the people, which would ripen, their murmurings

and discontents into a universal revolution.

This is the substance of what I said to the Count, and he seemed to be

somewhat affected by it. But the Duc de Bouillon was enraged, and told

me, by way of banter, "Your blood is very cold for a gentleman of your

age." To which I replied in these very words: "All the Count's servants

are so much obliged to you, monsieur, that they ought to bear everything

from you; but were it not for this consideration alone, I should think

that your bastions would not be always strong enough to protect you." The

Duke soon came to himself, and treated me with all the civilities

imaginable, such as laid a foundation for our future friendship. I stayed

two days longer at Sedan, during which the Count changed his mind five

different times, as I was told by M. Saint-Ibal, who said little was to

be expected from a man of his humour. At last, however, the Duc de

Bouillon won him over. I was charged to do all I could to convince the

people of Paris, had an order to take up money and to lay it out for this

purpose, and I returned from Sedan with letters more than enough to have

hanged two hundred men.

As I had faithfully set the Count's true interest before him, and

dissuaded him from undertaking an affair of which he was by no means

capable, I thought it high time to think of my own affairs. I hated my

profession now more than ever; I was at first hurried into it by the

infatuation of my kindred. My destiny had bound me down to it by the

chains both of duty and pleasure, so that I could see no possibility to

set myself free. I was upwards of twenty-five years of age, and I saw it

was now too late to begin to carry a musket; but that which tortured me

most of all was this fatal reflection, that I had spent so much of my

time in too eager a pursuit of pleasure, and thereby riveted my own

chains; so that it looked as if fate was resolved to fasten me to the

Church, whether I would or no. You may imagine with what satisfaction

such thoughts as these were accompanied, for this confusion of affairs

gave me hopes of getting loose from my profession with uncommon honour

and reputation. I thought of ways to distinguish myself, pursued them

very diligently, and you will allow that nothing but destiny broke my

measures.

The Marechaux de Vitri and Bassompierre, the Comte de Cremail, M. du

Fargis, and M. du Coudrai Montpensier were then prisoners in the Bastille

upon different counts. But, as length of time makes confinement less

irksome, they were treated very civilly, and indulged with a great share

of freedom. Their friends came to see them, and sometimes dined with

them. By means of M. du Fargis, who had married my aunt, I got

acquainted with the rest, and by conversing with them discovered very

remarkable emotions in some of them, upon which I could not help

reflecting. The Marechal de Vitri was a gentleman of mean parts, but

bold, even to rashness, and his having been formerly employed to kill the

Marechal d'Ancre had given him in the common vogue, though I think

unjustly, the air of a man of business and expedition. He appeared to me

enraged against the Cardinal, and I concluded he might do service in the

present juncture, but did not address myself directly to him, and thought

it the wisest way first to sift the Comte de Cremail, who was a man of

sound sense, and could influence the Marechal de Vitri as he pleased. He

apprehended me at half a word, and immediately asked me if I had made

myself known to any of the prisoners. I answered, readily:

"No, monsieur; and I will tell you my reasons in a very few words.

Bassompierre is a tattler; I expect to do nothing with the Marechal de

Vitri but by your means. I suspect the honesty of Du Coudrai, and as for

my uncle, Du Fargis, he is a gallant man, but has no headpiece."

"Whom, then, do you confide in at Paris?" said the Comte de Cremail.

"I dare trust no man living," said I, "but yourself."

"It is very well," said he, briskly; "you are the man for me. I am above

eighty years old, and you but twenty-five; I will qualify your heat, and

you my chilliness."

We went upon business, drew up our plan, and at parting he said these

very words: "Let me alone one week, and after that I will tell you more

of my mind, for I hope to convince the Cardinal that I am good for

something more than writing the 'Jeu de l'Inconnu.'"

You must know that the "Jeu de l'Inconnu" was a book, indeed, very ill

written, which the Comte de Cremail had formerly published, and which the

Cardinal had grossly ridiculed. You will be surprised, without doubt,

that I should think of prisoners for an affair of this importance, but

the nature of it was such that it could not be put into better hands, as

you will see by and by.

A week after, going to visit the prisoners, and Cremail and myself being

accidentally left alone, we took a walk upon the terrace, where, after a

thousand thanks for the confidence I had put in him, and as many

protestations of his readiness to serve the Comte de Soissons, he spoke

thus: "There is nothing but the thrust of a sword or the city of Paris

that can rid us of the Cardinal. Had I been at the enterprise of Amiens,

I think I should not have missed my blow, as those gentlemen did. I am

for that of Paris; it cannot miscarry; I have considered it well. See

here what additions I have made to our plan." And thereupon he put into

my hand a paper, in substance as follows: that he had conferred with the

Marechal de Vitri, who was as well disposed as anybody in the world to

serve the Count; that they would both answer for the Bastille, where all

the garrison was in their interest; that they were likewise sure of the

arsenal; and that they would also declare themselves as soon as the Count

had gained a battle, on condition that I made it appear beforehand, as I

had told him (the Comte de Cremail), that they should be supported by a

considerable number of officers, colonels of Paris, etc. For the rest,

this paper contained many particular observations on the conduct of the

undertaking, and many cautions relating to the behaviour to be observed

by the Count. That which surprised me most of all was to see how fully

persuaded these gentlemen were of carrying their point with ease.

Though it came into my head to propose this project to the persons in the

Bastille, yet nothing but the perfect knowledge I had of their

disposition and inclination could have persuaded me that it was

practicable. And I confess, upon perusal of the plan prepared by M. de

Cremail, a man of great experience and excellent sense, I was astonished

to find a few prisoners disposing of the Bastille with the same freedom

as the Governor, the greatest authority in the place.

As all extraordinary circumstances are of wonderful weight in popular

revolutions, I considered that this project, which was even ripe for

execution, would have an admirable effect in the city. And as nothing

animates and supports commotions more than the ridiculing of those

against whom they are raised, I knew it would be very easy for us to

expose the conduct of a minister who had tamely suffered prisoners to

hamper him, as one may say, with their chains. I lost no time;

afterwards I opened myself to M. d'Estampes, President of the Great

Council, and to M. l'Ecuyer, President of the Chamber of Accounts, both

colonels, and in great repute among the citizens, and I found them every

way answering the character I had of them from the Count; that is, very

zealous for his interest, and fully persuaded that the insurrection was

not only practicable, but very easy. Pray observe that these two

gentlemen, who made no great figure, even in their own profession, were,

perhaps, two of the most peaceable persons in the kingdom. But there are

some fires which burn all before them. The main thing is to know and

seize the critical moment.

The Count had charged me to disclose myself to none in Paris besides

these two, but I ventured to add two more: Parmentier, substitute to the

Attorney-General; and his brother-in-law, Epinai, auditor of the Chamber

of Accounts, who was the man of the greatest credit, though but a

lieutenant, and the other a captain. Parmentier, who, both by his wit

and courage, was as capable of a great action as any man I ever knew,

promised me that he would answer for Brigalier, councillor in the Court

of Aids, captain in his quarter, and very powerful among the people, but

told me at the same time that he must not know a word of the matter,

because he was a mere rattle, not to be trusted with a secret.

The Count made me a remittance of 12,000 crowns, which I carried to my

aunt De Maignelai, telling her that it was a restitution made by one of

my dying friends, who made me trustee of it upon condition that I should

distribute it among decayed families who were ashamed to make their

necessities known, and that I had taken an oath to distribute it myself,

persuant to the desire of the testator, but that I was at a loss to find

out fit objects for my charity; and therefore I desired her to take the

care of it upon her. The good woman was perfectly transported, and said

she would do it with all her heart; but because I had sworn to make the

distribution myself, she insisted upon it that I must be present, not

only for the sake of my promise, but to accustom myself to do acts of

charity. This was the very thing I aimed at,--an opportunity of knowing

all the poor of Paris. Therefore I suffered myself to be carried every

day by my aunt into the outskirts, to visit the poor in their garrets,

and I met very often in her house people who were very well clad, and

many whom I once knew, that came for private charity. My good aunt

charged them always to pray to God for her nephew, who was the hand that

God had been pleased to make use of for this good work. Judge you of the

influence this gave me over the populace, who are without comparison the

most considerable in all public disturbances. For the rich never come

into such measures unless they are forced, and beggars do more harm than

good, because it is known that they aim at plunder; those, therefore, who

are capable of doing most service are such as are not reduced to common

beggary, yet so straitened in their circumstances as to wish for nothing

more than a general change of affairs in order to repair their broken

fortunes. I made myself acquainted with people of this rank for the

course of four months with uncommon application, so that there was hardly

a child in the chimney-corner but I gratified with some small token. I

called them by their familiar names. My aunt, who always made it her

business to go from house to house to relieve the poor, was a cloak for

all. I also played the hypocrite, and frequented the conferences of

Saint Lazarus.

Varicarville and Beauregarde, my correspondents at Sedan, assured me that

the Comte de Soissons was as well inclined as one could wish, and that he

had not wavered since he had formed his last resolution. Varicarville

said that we had formerly done him horrible injustice, and that they were

now even obliged to restrain him, because he seemed to be too fond of the

counsels of Spain and the Empire. Please to observe that these two

Courts, which had made incredible solicitations to him while he wavered,

began, as soon as his purpose was fixed, to draw back,--a fatality due to

the phlegmatic temper of the Spaniard, dignified by the name of prudence,

joined to the astute politics of the house of Austria. You may observe

at the same time that the Count, who had continued firm and unshaken

three months together, changed his mind as soon as his enemies had

granted what he asked; which exactly comes up to the character of an

irresolute man, who is always most unsteady the nearer the work comes to

its conclusion. I heard of this convulsion, as one may call it, by an

express from Varicarville, and took post the same night for Sedan,

arriving there an hour after Aretonville, an agent despatched from the

Count's brother in-law, M. de Longueville.--[Henri d'Orleans, the second

of that name, died 1663.]--He came with some plausible but deceitful

terms of accommodation which we all agreed to oppose. Those who had been

always with the Count pressed him strongly with the remembrance of what

he himself thought or said was necessary to be done ever since the war

had been resolved on. Saint-Ibal, who had been negotiating for him at

Brussels, pressed him with his engagements, advances, and solicitations,

insisted on the steps I had, by his order, already taken in Paris, on the

promises made to De Vitri and Cremail, and on the secret committed to two

persons by his own command, and to four others for his service and with

his consent. Our arguments, considering his engagements, were very just

and clear. We carried our point with much ado after a conflict of four

days. Aretonville was sent back with a very smart answer. M. de Guise,

who had joined the Count, and was a well-wisher to a rupture, went to

Liege to order the levies, Varicarville and I returned to Paris, but I

did not care to tell my fellow conspirators of the irresolution of our

principal. Some symptoms of it appeared afterwards, but they very soon

vanished.

Being assured that the Spaniards had everything in readiness, I went for

the last time to Sedan to take my final instructions. There I found

Meternic, colonel of one of the oldest regiments of the Empire,

despatched by General Lamboy, who had advanced with a gallant army under

his command, composed for the most part of veteran troops. The Colonel

assured the Count that he was ordered to obey his commands in everything,

and to give battle to the Marechal de Chatillon, who commanded the army

of France upon the Meuse. As the undertaking at Paris depended entirely

on the success of such a battle, the Count thought it fitting that I

should go along with Meternic to Givet, where I found the army in a very

good condition. Then I returned to Paris, and gave an account of every

particular to the Marechal de Pitri, who drew up the order for the

enterprise. The whole city of Paris seemed so disposed for an

insurrection that we thought ourselves sure of success. The secret was

kept even to a miracle. The Count gave the enemy battle and won it. You

now believe, without doubt, the day was our own. Far from it; for the

Count was killed in the very crisis of the victory, and in the midst of

his own men; but how and by whom no soul could ever tell.

You may guess what a condition I was in when I heard this news; M. de

Cremail, the wisest of us all, thought of nothing else now but how to

conceal the secret, which, though known to only six in all Paris, was

known to too great a number; but the greatest danger of discovery was

from the people of Sedan, who, being out of the kingdom, were not afraid

of punishment. Nevertheless, everybody privy to it religiously kept it

secret, and stood their ground, which, with another accident I shall

mention hereafter, has made me often think, and say too, that secrecy is

not so rare a thing as we imagine with men versed in matters of State.

The Count's death settled me in my profession, for I saw no great things

to be done, and I found myself too old to leave it for anything trifling.

Besides, Cardinal de Richelieu's health was declining, and I already

began to think myself Archbishop of Paris. I resolved that for the

future I would devote myself to my profession. Madame de Guemenee had

retired to Port Royal, her country-seat. M. d'Andilly had got her from

me. She neither powdered nor curled her hair any longer, and had

dismissed me solemnly with all the formalities required from a sincere

penitent. I discovered, by means of a valet de chambre, that, captain

---- of the Marshal's Guards, had as free access to Meilleraye's lady as

myself. See what it is to be a saint! The truth is, I grew much more

regular,--at least affected to be thought so,--led a retired life, stuck

to my profession, studied hard, and got acquainted with all who were

famous either for learning or piety. I converted my house almost into an

academy, but took care not to erect the academy into a rigid tribunal. I

began to be pretty free with the canons and curates, whom I found of

course at my uncle's house. I did not act the devotee, because I could

not be sure how long I should be able to play the counterfeit, but I had

a high esteem for devout people, which with such is the main article of

religion. I suited my pleasures to my practice, and, finding I could not

live without some amorous intrigue, I managed an amour with Madame de

Pommereux, a young coquette, who had so many sparks, not only in her

house but at her devotions, that the apparent business of others was a

cover for mine, which was, at least, some time afterwards, more to the

purpose. When I had succeeded, I became a man in such request among

those of my profession that the devotees themselves used to say of me

with M. Vincent, "Though I had not piety enough, yet I was not far from

the kingdom of heaven."

Fortune favoured me more than usual at this time. I was at the house of

Madame de Rambure, a notable and learned Huguenot, where I met with

Mestrezat, the famous minister of Charento. To satisfy her curiosity she

engaged us in a dispute; we had nine different disputations. The

Marechal de la Forde and M. de Turenne were present at some of them, and

a gentleman of Poitou, who was at all of them, became my proselyte. As I

was then but twenty-six years of age, this made a great deal of noise,

and among other effects, was productive of one that had not the least

connection with its cause, which I shall mention after I have done

justice to a civility I received from my antagonist in one of the

conferences. I had the advantage of him in the fifth meeting, relating

to the spiritual vocation; but in the sixth, treating of the Pope's

authority, I was confounded, because, to avoid embroiling myself with the

Court of Rome, I answered him on principles which are not so easy to be

maintained as those of the Sorbonne. My opponent perceived the concern I

was under, and generously forebore to urge such passages as would have

obliged me to explain myself in a manner disagreeable to the Pope's

Nuncio. I thought it extremely obliging, and as we were going out

thanked him in the presence of M. de Turenne; to which he answered, very

civilly, that it would have been a piece of injustice to hinder the Abbe

de Retz from being made a cardinal. This was such complaisance as you

are not to expect from every Geneva pedant. I told you before that this

conference produced one effect very different from its cause, and it is

this: Madame de Vendome, of whom you have heard, without doubt, took such

a fancy to me ever after, that a mother could not have been more tender.

She had been at the conference too, though I am very well assured she

understood nothing of the matter; but the favourable opinion she had of

me was owing to the Bishop of Lisieux, her spiritual director, who,

finding I was disposed to follow my profession, which out of his great

love to me he most passionately desired, made it his business to magnify

the few good qualities I was master of; and I am thoroughly persuaded

that what applause I had then in the world was chiefly owing to his

encouragement, for there was not a man in France whose approbation could

give so much honour. His sermons had advanced him from a very mean and

foreign extraction (which was Flemish) to the episcopal dignity, which he

adorned with solid and unaffected piety. His disinterestedness was far

beyond that of the hermits or anchorites. He had the courage of Saint

Ambrose, and at Court and in the presence of the King he so maintained

his usual freedom that the Cardinal de Richelieu, who had been his

scholar in divinity, both reverenced and feared him. This good man had

that abundant kindness for me that he read me lectures thrice a week upon

Saint Paul's Epistles, and he designed also the conversion of M. de

Turenne and to give me the honour of it.

M. de Turenne had a great respect for him, whereof he gave him very,

distinguishing marks. The Comte de Brion, whom, I believe, you may

remember under the title of Duc d'Amville, was deeply in love with

Mademoiselle de Vendome, since Madame de Nemours; and, besides, he was a

great favourite of M. de Turenne, who, to do him a pleasure and to give

him the more opportunities to see Mademoiselle de Vendome, affected to be

a great admirer of the Bishop of Lisieux and to hear his exhortations

with a world of attention. The Comte de Brion, who had twice been a

Capuchin, and whose life was a continual medley of sin and devotion,

pretended likewise to be much interested in M. de Turenne's conversion,

and was present at all the conferences held at Mademoiselle de Vendome's

apartment. De Brion had very little wit, but was a clever talker, and

had a great deal of assurance, which not very seldom supplies the room of

good sense. This and the behaviour of M. de Turenne, together with the

indolence of Mademoiselle de Vendome, made me think all was fair, so that

I never suspected an amour at the bottom.

The Bishop of Lisieux being a great admirer of Corneille's writings, and

making no scruple to see a good comedy, provided it was in the country

among a few friends, the late Madame de Choisy proposed to entertain him

with one at Saint Cloud. Accordingly Madame took with her Madame and

Mademoiselle de Vendome, M. de Turenne, M. de Brion, Voiture, and myself.

De Brion took care of the comedy and violins, and I looked after a good

collation. We went to the Archbishop's house at Saint Cloud, where the

comedians did not arrive till very late at night. M. de Lisieux admired

the violins, and Madame de Vendome was hugely diverted to see her

daughter dance alone. In short, we did not set out till peep of day (it

being summer-time), and the days at the longest, and were got no further

than the bottom of the Descent of Bonshommes, when all on a sudden the

coach stopped. I, being next the door opposite to Mademoiselle de

Vendome, bade the coachman drive on. He answered, as plain as he could

speak for his fright, "What! would you have me drive over all these

devils here?" I put my head out of the coach, but, being short-sighted

from my youth, saw nothing at all. Madame de Choisy, who was at the

other door with M. de Turenne, was the first in the coach who found out

the cause of the coachman's fright. I say in the coach, for five or six

lackeys behind it were already crying "Jesu Maria" and quaking with fear.

Madame de Choisy cried out, upon which M. de Turenne threw himself out of

the coach, and I, thinking we were beset by highwaymen, leaped out on the

other side, took one of the footmen's hangers, drew it, and went to the

other aide to join M. de Turenne, whom I found with his eyes fixed on

something, but what I could not see. I asked him what it was, upon which

he pulled me by the sleeve, and said, with a low voice, "I will tell you,

but we must not frighten the ladies," who, by this time, screamed most

fearfully. Voiture began his Oremus, and prayed heartily. You, I

suppose, knew Madame de Choisy's shrill tone; Mademoiselle de Vendome was

counting her beads; Madame de Vendome would fain have confessed her sins

to the Bishop of Lisieux, who said to her, "Daughter, be of good cheer;

you are in the hands of God." At the same instant, the Comte do Brion

and all the lackeys were upon their knees very devoutly singing the

Litany of the Virgin Mary.

M. de Turenne drew his sword, and said to me, with the calm and

undisturbed air he commonly puts on when he calls for his dinner, or

gives battle, "Come, let us go and see who they are."

"Whom should we see?" said I, for I believed we had all lost our senses.

He answered, "I verily think they are devils."

When we had advanced five or six steps I began to see something which I

thought looked like a long procession of black phantoms. I was

frightened at first, because of the sudden reflection that I had often

wished to see a spirit, and that now, perhaps, I should pay for my

incredulity, or rather curiosity. M. de Turenne was all the while calm

and resolute. I made two or three leaps towards the procession, upon

which the company in the coach, thinking we were fighting with all the

devils, cried out most terribly; yet it is a question whether our company

was in a greater fright than the imaginary devils that put us into it,

who, it seems, were a parcel of barefooted reformed Augustine friars,

otherwise called the Black Capuchins, who, seeing two men advancing

towards them with drawn swords, one of them, detached from the

fraternity, cried out, "Gentlemen, we are poor, harmless friars, only

come to bathe in this river for our healths." M. de Turenne and I went

back to the coach ready to die with laughing at this adventure.

Upon the whole we could not help making this reflection, that what we

read in the lives of most people is false. We were both grossly

mistaken, I, for supposing him to be frightened; he, for thinking me calm

and undisturbed. Who, therefore, can write truth better than the man who

has experienced it? The President de Thou is very just in his remark

when he says that "There is no true history extant, nor can be ever

expected unless written by honest men who are not afraid or ashamed to

tell the truth of themselves." I do not pretend to make any merit of my

sincerity in this case, for I feel so great a satisfaction in unfolding

my very heart and soul to you, that the pleasure is even more prevalent

than reason with me in the religious regard I have to the exactness of my

history.

Mademoiselle de Vendome had ever after an inconceivable contempt for the

poor Comte de Brion, who in this ridiculous adventure had disclosed a

weakness never before imagined; and as soon as we were got into the coach

she bantered him, and said, particularly to me:

"I fancy I must be Henri IV.'s granddaughter by the esteem I have for

valour. There's nothing can frighten you, since you were so undaunted on

this extraordinary occasion."

I told her I was afraid, but being not so devout as M. de Brion, my fears

did not turn to litanies.

"You feared not," said she, "and I fancy you do not believe there are

devils, for M. de Turenne, who is very brave, was much surprised, and did

not march on so briskly as you."

I confess the distinction pleased me mightily and made me think of

venturing some compliments. I then said to her, "One may believe there

is a devil and yet not fear him; there are things in the world more

terrible."

"And what are they?" said she.

"They are so strong," said I, "that one dare not so much as name them."

She interpreted my meaning rightly, as she told me since, though she

seemed at that time not to understand me.

Mademoiselle was not what they call a great beauty, yet she was very

handsome, and I was complimented for saying of her and of Mademoiselle de

Guise that they were beauties of quality who convinced the beholders at

first sight that they were born Princesses. Mademoiselle de Vendome had

no great share of wit, but her folly lay as yet concealed; her air was

grave, tinctured with stateliness, not the effect of good sense, but the

consequence of a languid constitution, which sort of gravity often covers

a multitude of defects. In the main, take her altogether, she was really

amiable.

Let me beseech you, madame, with all submission, to call now to mind the

commands you were pleased to honour me with a little before your

departure from Paris, that I should give you a precise account of every

circumstance and accident of my life, and conceal nothing. You see, by

what I have already related, that my ecclesiastical occupations were

diversified and relieved, though not disfigured, by other employments of

a more diverting nature. I observed a decorum in all my actions, and

where I happened to make a false step some good fortune or other always

retrieved it. All the ecclesiastics of the diocese wished to see me

succeed my uncle in the archbishopric of Paris, but Cardinal de Richelieu

was of another mind; he hated my family, and most of all my person, for

the reasons already mentioned, and was still more exasperated for these

two which follow.

I once told the late President de Mesmes what seems now to me very

probable, though it is the reverse of what I told you some time ago, that

I knew a person who had few or no failings but what were either the

effect or cause of some good qualities. I then said, on the contrary, to

M. de Mesmes, that Cardinal de Richelieu had not one great quality but

what was the effect or cause of some greater imperfection. This, which

was only 'inter nos', was carried to the Cardinal, I do not know by whom,

under my name. You may judge of the consequences. Another thing that

angered him was because I visited the President Barillon, then prisoner

at Amboise, concerning remonstrances made to the Parliament, and that I

should do it at a juncture which made my journey the more noticeable. Two

miserable hermits and false coiners, who had some secret correspondence

with M. de Vendome, did, upon some discontent or other, accuse him very

falsely of having proposed to them to assassinate the Cardinal, and to

give the more weight to their depositions they named all those they

thought notorious in that country; Montresor and M. Barillon were of the

number. Early notice of this being given me, the great love I had for

the President Barillon made me take post that night to acquaint him with

his danger and get him away from Amboise, which was very feasible; but

he, insisting upon his innocence, rejected my proposals, defied both the

accusers and their accusations, and was resolved to continue in prison.

This journey of mine gave a handle to the Cardinal to tell the Bishop of

Lisieux that I was a cordial friend to all his enemies.

"True enough," said the Bishop; "nevertheless you ought to esteem him;

you have no reason to complain of him, because those men whom you mean

were all his true friends before they became your enemies."

"If it be so," replied the Cardinal, "then I am very much misinformed."

The Bishop at this juncture did me all the kind offices imaginable, and

if the Cardinal had lived he would undoubtedly have restored me to his

favour; for his Eminence was very well disposed, especially when the

Bishop assured him that, though I knew myself ruined at Court to all

intents and purposes, yet I would never come into the measures of M. le

Grand.--[M. de Cinq-Mars, Henri Coeffier, otherwise called Ruze d'Effial,

Master of the Horse of France; he was beheaded September 12, 1642.]--I

was indeed importuned by my friend M. de Thou to join in that enterprise,

but I saw the weakness of their foundation, as the event has shown, and

therefore rejected their proposals.

The Cardinal de Richelieu died in 1642, before the good Bishop had made

my peace with him, and so I remained among those who had rendered

themselves obnoxious to the Ministry. At first this character was very

prejudicial to my interest. Although the King was overjoyed at his

death, yet he carefully observed all the appearances of respect for his

deceased minister, confirmed all his legacies, cared for his family, kept

all his creatures in the Ministry, and affected to frown upon all who had

not stood well with the Cardinal; but I was the only exception to this

general rule. When the Archbishop of Paris presented me to the King, I

was treated with such distinguishing marks of royal favour as surprised

all the Court. His Majesty talked of my studies and sermons, rallied me

with an obliging freedom, and bade me come to Court once every week. The

reasons of these extraordinary civilities were utterly unknown to us

until the night before his death, when he told them to the Queen. I

passed them by in silence before as having no bearing on my history, but

I am obliged to insert them here because they have been, in their

consequences, more fortunate than I seemed to have any just claim to

expect.

A short time after I left the college, my governor's valet de chambre

found, at a poor pin-maker's house, a niece of hers but fourteen years

old, who was surprisingly beautiful. After I had seen her he bought her

for me for 150 pistoles, hired a little house for her, and placed her

sister with her; when I went to see her I found her in great heaviness of

mind, which I attributed to her modesty. I next day found what was yet

more surprising and extraordinary than her beauty; she talked wisely and

religiously to me, and yet without passion. She cried only when she

could not help it. She feared her aunt to a degree that made me pity

her. I admired her wit first, and then her virtue, for trial of which I

pressed her as far as was necessary, until I was even ashamed of myself.

I waited till night to get her into my coach, and then carried her to my

aunt De Maignelai, who put her into a convent, where she died eight or

ten years after, in great reputation for piety. My aunt, to whom this

young creature confessed that the menaces of the pin-maker had terrified

her so much that she would have done whatsoever I wished, was so affected

with my behaviour that she went to tell it to the Bishop of Lisieux, who

told it to the King.

This second adventure was not of the same nature, but it made as great an

impression on the King's mind. It was a duel I had with Coutenau,

captain of a company of the King's Light-horse, brave, but wild, who,

riding post from Paris as I was going there, made the ostler take off my

saddle and put on his. Upon my telling him I had hired the horse, he

gave me a swinging box on the ear, which fetched blood. I instantly drew

my sword, and so did he. While making our first thrusts his foot

slipped, and his sword dropped out of his hand as he fell to the ground.

I retired a little and bade him pick it up, which he did, but it was by

the point, for he presented me the handle and begged a thousand pardons.

He told this little story afterwards to the King, with whom he had great

freedom. His Majesty was pleased with it, and remembered both time and

place, as you will see hereafter.

The good reception I found at Court gave my relatives some grounds to

hope that I might have the coadjutorship of Paris. At first they found a

great deal of difficulty in my uncle's narrowness of spirit, which is

always attended with fears and jealousies; but at length they prevailed

upon him, and would have then carried our point, if my friends had not

given it out, much against my judgment, that it was done by the consent

of the Archbishop of Paris, and if they had not suffered the Sorbonne,

the cures, and chapter to return him their thanks. This affair made too

much noise in the world for my interest. For Cardinal Mazarin, De

Noyers, and De Chavigni thwarted me, and told his Majesty that the

chapter should not be entrusted with the power of nominating their own

archbishop. And the King was heard to say that I was yet too young.

But we met with a worse obstacle than all from M. de Noyers, Secretary of

State, one of the three favourite ministers, who passed for a religious

man, and was suspected by some to be a Jesuit in disguise. He had a

secret longing for the archbishopric of Paris, which would shortly be

vacant, and therefore thought it expedient to remove me from that city,

where he saw I was extremely beloved, and provide me with some post

suitable to my years. He proposed to the King by his confessor to

nominate me Bishop of Agde. The King readily granted the request, which

confounded me beyond all expression. I had no mind to go to Languedoc,

and yet so great are the inconveniences of a refusal that not a man had

courage to advise me to it. I became, therefore, my own counsellor, and

having resolved with myself what course to take, I waited upon his

Majesty, and thanked him for his gracious offer, but said I dreaded the

weight of so remote a see, and that my years wanted advice, which it is

difficult to obtain in provinces so distant. I added to this other

arguments, which you may guess at. I was in this adventure also more

happy than wise. The King continued to treat me very kindly. This

circumstance, and the retreat of M. de Noyers, who fell into the snare

that Chavigni had laid for him, renewed my hopes of the coadjutorship of

Paris. The King died about this time, in 1643. M. de Beaufort, who had

been always devoted to the Queen's interest, and even passed for her

gallant, pretended now to govern the kingdom, of which he was not so

capable as his valet de chambre. The Bishop of Beauvais, the greatest

idiot you ever knew, took upon himself the character of Prime Minister,

and on the first day of his administration required the Dutch to embrace

the Roman Catholic religion if they desired to continue in alliance with

France. The Queen was ashamed of this ridiculous minister, and sent for

me to offer my father--[Philippe Emmanuel de Gondi, Comte de Joigni; he

retired to the: Fathers of the Oratory, and became priest; died 1662,

aged eighty-one.]--the place of Prime Minister; but he refusing

peremptorily to leave his cell and the Fathers of the Oratory, the place

was conferred upon Cardinal Mazarin.

You may now imagine that it was no great task for me to obtain what I

desired at a time that nothing was refused, which made Feuillade say that

the only words in the French tongue were "La Reine est si bonne."

Madame de Maignelai and the Bishop of Lisieux desired the Queen to grant

me the coadjutorship of Paris, but they were repulsed, the Queen assuring

them that none should have it but my father, who kept from Court; and

would never be seen at the Louvre, except once, when the Queen told him

publicly that the King, the very night before he died, had ordered her

expressly to have it solicited for me, and that he said in the presence

of the Bishop of Lisieux that he had me always in his thoughts since the

adventures of the pinmaker and Captain Coutenau. What relation had these

trifling stories to the archbishopric of Paris? Thus we see that affairs

of the greatest moment often owe their rise and success to insignificant

trifles and accidents. All the companies went to thank the Queen. I

sent 16,000 crowns to Rome for my bull, with orders not to desire any

favour, lest it should delay the despatch and give the ministers time to

oppose it. I received my bull accordingly; and now you will see me

ascending the theatre of action, where you will find scenes not indeed

worthy of yourself, but not altogether unworthy of your attention.

BOOK II.

MADAME:--I lay it down as a maxim, that men who enter the service of the

State should make it their chief study to set out in the world with some

notable act which may strike the imagination of the people, and cause

themselves to be discussed. Thus I preached first upon All Saints' Day,

before an audience which could not but be numerous in a populous city,

where it is a wonder to see the Archbishop in the pulpit. I began now to

think seriously upon my future conduct. I found the archbishopric sunk

both in its temporals and spirituals by the sordidness, negligence, and

incapacity of my uncle. I foresaw infinite obstacles to its

reestablishment, but perceived that the greatest and most insuperable

difficulty lay in myself. I considered that the strictest morals are

necessarily required in a bishop. I felt myself the more obliged to be

strictly circumspect as my uncle had been very disorderly and scandalous.

I knew likewise that my own corrupt inclinations would bear down all

before them, and that all the considerations drawn from honour and

conscience would prove very weak defences. At last I came to a

resolution to go on in my sins, and that designedly, which without doubt

is the more sinful in the eyes of God, but with regard to the world is

certainly the best policy, because he that acts thus always takes care

beforehand to cover part of his failings, and thereby to avoid the

jumbling together of sin and devotion, than which nothing can be more

dangerous and ridiculous in a clergyman. This was my disposition, which

was not the most pious in the world nor yet the wickedest, for I was

fully determined to discharge all the duties of my profession faithfully,

and exert my utmost to save other souls, though I took no care of my own.

The Archbishop, who was the weakest of mortals, was, nevertheless, by a

common fatality attending such men, the most vainglorious; he yielded

precedence to every petty officer of the Crown, and yet in his own house

would not give the right-hand to any person of quality that came to him

about business. My behaviour was the reverse of his in almost

everything; I gave the right-hand to all strangers in my own house, and

attended them even to their coach, for which I was commended by some for

my civility and by others for my humility. I avoided appearing in public

assemblies among people of quality till I had established a reputation.

When I thought I had done so, I took the opportunity of the sealing of a

marriage contract to dispute my rank with M. de Guise. I had carefully

studied the laws of my diocese and got others to do it for me, and my

right was indisputable in my own province. The precedence was adjudged

in my favour by a decree of the Council, and I found, by the great number

of gentlemen who then appeared for me, that to condescend to men of low

degree is the surest way to equal those of the highest.

I dined almost every day with Cardinal Mazarin, who liked me the better

because I refused to engage myself in the cabal called "The Importants,"

though many of the members were my dearest friends. M. de Beaufort, a

man of very mean parts, was so much out of temper because the Queen had

put her confidence in Cardinal Mazarin, that, though her Majesty offered

him favours with profusion, he would accept none, and affected to give

himself the airs of an angry lover. He held aloof from the Duc

d'Orleans, insulted the late Prince, and, in order to support himself

against the Queen-regent, the chief minister, and all the Princes of the

blood, formed a cabal of men who all died mad, and whom I never took for

conjurers from the first time I knew them. Such were Beaupre,

Fontrailles, Fiesque, Montresor, who had the austerity of Cato, but not

his sagacity, and M. de Bethune, who obliged M. de Beaufort to make me

great overtures, which I received very respectfully, but entered into

none. I told Montresor that I was indebted to the Queen for the

coadjutorship of Paris, and that that was enough to keep me from entering

into any engagement that might be disagreeable to her Majesty. Montresor

said I was not obliged for it to the Queen, it having been ordered before

by the late King, and given me at a crisis when she was not in a

condition to refuse it. I replied, "Permit me, monsieur, to forget

everything that may diminish my gratitude, and to remember that only

which may increase it." These words were afterwards repeated to Cardinal

Mazarin, who was so pleased with me that he repeated them to the Queen.

The families of Orleans and Conde, being united by interest, made a jest

of that surly look from which Beaufort's cabal were termed "The

Importants," and at the same time artfully made use of the grand

appearance which Beaufort (like those who carry more sail than ballast)

never failed to assume upon the most trifling occasions. His counsels

were unseasonable, his meetings to no purpose, and even his hunting

matches became mysterious. In short, Beaufort was arrested at the Louvre

by a captain of the Queen's Guards, and carried on the 2d of September,

1643, to Vincennes. The cabal of "The Importants" was put to flight and

dispersed, and it was reported over all the kingdom that they had made an

attempt against the Cardinal's life, which I do not believe, because I

never saw anything in confirmation of it, though many of the domestics of

the family of Vendome were a long time in prison upon this account.

The Marquis de Nangis, who was enraged both against the Queen and

Cardinal, for reasons which I shall tell you afterwards, was strongly

tempted to come into this cabal a few days before Beaufort was arrested,

but I dissuaded him by telling him that fashion is powerful in all the

affairs of life, but more remarkably so as to a man's being in favour or

disgrace at Court. There are certain junctures when disgrace, like fire,

purifies all the bad qualities, and sets a lustre on all the good ones,

and also there are times when it does not become an honest man to be out

of favour at Court. I applied this to the gentlemen of the aforesaid

cabal.

I must confess, to the praise of Cardinal de Richelieu, that he had

formed two vast designs worthy of a Caesar or an Alexander: that of

suppressing the Protestants had been projected before by Cardinal de

Retz, my uncle; but that of attacking the formidable house of Austria was

never thought of by any before the Cardinal. He completed the first

design, and had made great progress in the latter.

That the King's death made no alteration in affairs was owing to the

bravery of the Prince de Conde and the famous battle of Rocroi, in 1643,

which contributed both to the peace and glory of the kingdom, and covered

the cradle of the present King with laurels. Louis XIV.'s father, who

neither loved nor esteemed his Queen, provided him a Council, upon his

death-bed, for limiting the authority of the Regency, and named the

Cardinal Mazarin, M. Seguier, M. Bouthillier, and M. de Chavigni; but

being all Richelieu's creatures, they were so hated by the public that

when the King was dead they were hissed at by all the footmen at Saint

Germain, and if De Beaufort had had a grain of sense, or if De Beauvais

had not been a disgraceful bishop, or if my father had but entered into

the administration, these collateral Regents would have been undoubtedly

expelled with ignominy, and the memory of Cardinal de Richelieu been

branded by the Parliament with shouts of joy.

The Queen was adored much more for her troubles than for her merit. Her

admirers had never seen her but under persecution; and in persons of her

rank, suffering is one of the greatest virtues. People were apt to fancy

that she was patient to a degree of indolence. In a word, they expected

wonders from her; and Bautru used to say she had already worked a miracle

because the most devout had forgotten her coquetry. The Duc d'Orleans,

who made a show as if he would have disputed the Regency with the Queen,

was contented to be Lieutenant-General of the Kingdom. The Prince de

Conde was declared President of the Council, and the Parliament confirmed

the Regency to the Queen without limitation. The exiles were called

home, prisoners set at liberty, and criminals pardoned. They who had

been turned out were replaced in their respective employments, and

nothing that was asked was refused. The happiness of private families

seemed to be fully secured in the prosperity of the State. The perfect

union of the royal family settled the peace within doors; and the battle

of Rocroi was such a blow to the Spanish infantry that they could not

recover in an age. They saw at the foot of the throne, where the fierce

and terrible Richelieu used to thunder rather than govern, a mild and

gentle successor,--[Cardinal Julius Mazarin, Minister of State, who died

at Vincennes in 1661.]--who was perfectly complacent and extremely

troubled that his dignity of Cardinal did not permit him to be as humble

to all men as he desired; and who, when he went abroad, had no other

attendants than two footmen behind his coach. Had not I, then, reason

for saying that it did not become an honest man to be on bad terms with

the Court at that time of day?

You will wonder, no doubt, that nobody was then aware of the consequence

of imprisoning M. de Beaufort, when the prison doors were set open to all

others. This bold stroke--at a time when the Government was so mild that

its authority was hardly felt--had a very great effect. Though nothing

was more easy, as you have seen, yet it looked grand; and all acts of

this nature are very successful because they are attended with dignity

without any odium. That which generally draws an unaccountable odium

upon even the most necessary actions of statesmen, is that, in order to

compass them, they are commonly obliged to struggle with very great

difficulties, which, when they are surmounted, are certain to render them

objects both of envy and hatred. When a considerable occasion offers,

where there is no victory to be gained because there is no difficulty to

encounter, which is very rare, it gives a lustre to the authority of

ministers which is pure, innocent, and without a shadow, and not only

establishes it, but casts upon their administration the merit of actions

which they have no hand in, as well as those of which they have.

When the world saw that the Cardinal had apprehended the man who had

lately brought the King back to Paris with inconceivable pride, men's

imaginations were seized with an astonishing veneration. People thought

themselves much obliged to the Minister that some were not sent to the

Bastille every week; and the sweetness of his temper was sure to be

commended whenever he had not an opportunity of doing them harm. It must

be owned that he had the art of improving his good luck to the best

advantage. He made use of all the outward appearances necessary to

create a belief that he had been forced to take violent measures, and

that the counsels of the Duc d'Orleans and the Prince de Conde had

determined the Queen to reject his advice; the day following he seemed to

be more moderate, civil, and frank than before; he gave free access to

all; audiences were easily had, it was no more to dine with him than with

a private gentleman. He had none of that grand air so common to the

meaner cardinals. In short, though he was at the head of everybody, yet

he managed as if he were only their companion. That which astonishes me

most is that the princes and grandees of the kingdom, who, one might

expect, would be more quick-sighted than the common people, were the most

blinded.

The Duc d'Orleans and the Prince de Conde--the latter attached to the

Court by his covetous temper--thought themselves above being rivalled;

the Duke--[Henri de Bourbon, Duc d'Enghien, born 1646, died 1686. We

shall often speak of him in this history.]--was old enough to take his

repose under the shadow of his laurels; M. de Nemours--[Charles Amadeus

of Savoy, killed in a duel by M. de Beaufort, 1650.]--was but a child; M.

de Guise, lately returned from Brussels, was governed by Madame de Pons,

and thought to govern the whole Court; M. de Schomberg complied all his

life long with the humour of those who were at the helm; M. de Grammont

was a slave to them. The Parliament, being delivered from the tyranny of

Richelieu, imagined the golden age was returning, being daily assured by

the Prime Minister that the Queen would not take one step without them.

The clergy, who are always great examples of slavish servitude

themselves, preached it to others under the plausible title of passive

obedience. Thus both clergy and laity were, in an instant, become the

devotees of Mazarin.

Being ordered by my Lord Archbishop of Paris to take care of his diocese

in his absence, my first business was, by the Queen's express command, to

visit the Nuns of the Conception, where, knowing that there were above

fourscore virgins, many of whom were very pretty and some coquettes, I

was very loth to go for fear, of exposing my virtue to temptation; but I

could not be excused, so I went, and preserved my virtue, to my

neighbour's edification, because for six weeks together I did not see the

face of any one of the nuns, nor talked to any of them but when their

veils were down, which gave me a vast reputation for chastity. I

continued to perform all the necessary functions in the diocese as far as

the jealousy of my uncle would give me leave, and, forasmuch as he was

generally so peevish that it was a very hard matter to please him, I at

length chose to sit still and do nothing. Thus I made the best use

imaginable of my uncle's ill-nature, being sure to convince him of my

honest intentions upon all occasions; whereas had I been my own master,

the rules of good conduct would have obliged me to confine myself to

things in their own nature practicable.

The Cardinal Mazarin confessed to me, many years afterwards, that this

conduct of mine in managing the affairs of the diocese, though it did him

no injury, was the first thing that made him jealous of my growing

greatness in Paris. Another thing alarmed him with as little reason, and

that was my undertaking to examine the capacity of all the priests of my

diocese, a thing of inconceivable use and importance. For this end I

erected three tribunals, composed of canons, curates, and men of

religious orders, who were to reduce all the priests under three

different classes, whereof the first was to consist of men well

qualified, who were therefore to be left in the exercise of their

functions; the second was to comprehend those who were not at present,

but might in time prove able men; and the third of such men as were

neither now nor ever likely to become so. The two last classes, being

separated from the first, were not to exercise their functions, but were

lodged in separate houses; those of the second class were instructed in

the doctrine, but the third only in the practice of piety. As this could

not but be very expensive, the good people opened their purses and

contributed liberally. The Cardinal was so disturbed when he heard of it

that he got the Queen to send for my uncle upon a frivolous occasion,

who, for reasons as frivolous, ordered me to desist. Though I was very

well informed, by my good friend the Almoner, that the blow came from

Court, I bore it with a great deal more patience than was consistent with

a man of my spirit, for I did not seem to take the least notice of it,

but was as gracious to the Cardinal as ever. But I was not so wary in

another case which happened some time after, for honest Morangis telling

me I was too extravagant, which was but too true, I answered him rashly,

"I have made a calculation that Caesar, when at my age, owed six times as

much." This remark was carried, unluckily, by a doctor then present, to

M. Servien, who told it maliciously to the Cardinal, who made a jest of

it, as he had reason to do, but he took notice of it, for which I cannot

blame him.

In 1645 I was invited, as a diocesan, to the assembly of the clergy,

which, I may truly say, was the rock whereon the little share of favour I

had at Court was cast away. Cardinal de Richelieu had given a cruel blow

to the dignity and liberty of the clergy in the assembly of Mantes, and,

with very barbarous circumstances, had banished six of his most

considerable prelates. It was resolved in this assembly of 1645 to make

them some amends for their firmness on that occasion by inviting them to

come and take their places--though they were not deputed--among their

brethren. When this was first, proposed in the assembly, nobody dreamt

that the Court would take offence at it, and it falling to my turn to

speak first, I proposed the said resolution, as it had been concerted

betwixt us before in private conversation, and it was unanimously

approved of by the assembly.

At my return home the Queen's purse-bearer came to me with an order to

attend her Majesty forthwith, which I accordingly obeyed. When I came

into her presence she said she could not have believed I would ever have

been wanting in my duty to that degree as to wound the memory of the late

King, her lord. I had such reasons to offer as she could not herself

confute, and therefore referred me to the Cardinal, but I found he

understood those things no better than her Majesty. He spoke to me with

the haughtiest air in the world, refused to hear my justification, and

commanded me in the King's name to retract publicly the next day in full

assembly. You may imagine how difficult it was for me to resolve what to

do. However, I did not break out beyond the bounds of modest respect,

and, finding that my submission made no impression upon the Cardinal, I

got the Bishop of Arles, a wise and moderate gentleman, to go to him

along with me, and to join with me in offering our reasons. But we found

his Eminence a very ignoramus in ecclesiastical polity. I only mention

this to let you see that in my first misunderstanding with the Court I

was not to blame, and that my respect for the Cardinal upon the Queen's

account was carried to an excess of patience.

Some months after, his profound ignorance and envenomed malice furnished

me with a fresh occasion to exercise patience. The Bishop of Warmia, one

of the ambassadors that came to fetch the Queen of Poland, was very

desirous to celebrate the marriage in the Church of Notre-Dame. Though

the archbishops of Paris never suffered solemnities of this kind to be

celebrated in their churches by any but cardinals of the royal family,

and though my uncle had been highly blamed by all his clergy for

permitting the Cardinal de La Rochefoucault to marry the Queen of

England,--[Henriette Marie of France, daughter of Henri IV., died

1669.]--nevertheless I was ordered by a 'lettre de cachet' to prepare the

said Church of Notre Dame for the Bishop of Warmia, which order ran in

the same style as that given to the 'prevot des marchands' when he is to

prepare the Hotel de Ville for a public ball. I showed the letter to the

deans and canons, and said I did not doubt but it was a stratagem of one

or other of the Secretary of State's clerks to get a gift of money.

I thereupon went to the Cardinal, pressed him with both reasons and

precedents, and said that, as I was his particular humble servant, I

hoped he would be pleased to lay them before her Majesty, making use of

all other persuasion--which I thought would dispose him to a compliance.

It was then that I learned that he only wanted an opportunity to embroil

me with the Queen, for though I saw plainly that he was sorry he had

given such orders before he knew their consequence, yet, after some

pause, he reassumed his former obstinacy to the very last degree; and,

because I spoke in the name of the Archbishop and of the whole Church of

Paris, he stormed as much as if a private person upon his own authority

had presumed to make a speech to him at the head of fifty malcontents. I

endeavoured with all respect to show him that our case was quite

different; but he was so ignorant of our manners and customs that he took

everything by the wrong handle. He ended the conversation very abruptly

and rudely, and referred me to the Queen. I found her Majesty in a

fretful mood, and all I could get out of her was a promise to hear the

chapter upon this affair, without whose consent--I had declared I could

not conclude anything.

I sent for them accordingly, and having introduced them to the Queen,

they spoke very discreetly and to the purpose. The Queen sent us back to

the Cardinal, who entertained us only with impertinences, and as he had

but a superficial knowledge of the French language, he concluded by

telling me that I had talked very insolently to him the night before. You

may imagine that that word was enough to vex me, but having resolved

beforehand to keep my temper, I smiled, and said to the deputies,

"Gentlemen, this is fine language." He was nettled at my smile, and said

to me in aloud tone, "Do you know whom you talk to? I will teach you how

to behave." Now, I confess, my blood began to boil. I told him that the

Coadjutor of Paris was talking to Cardinal Mazarin, but that perhaps he

thought himself the Cardinal de Lorraine, and me the Bishop of Metz, his

suffragan.

Then we went away and met the Marechal d'Estrees coming up to us, who

came to advise me not to break with the Court, and to tell me that things

might be arranged; and when he found I was of another opinion, he told me

in plain terms that he had orders from the Queen to oblige me to come to

her. I went without more ado, accompanied by the deputies, and found her

more gracious and better humoured than I am able to express. She told me

that she had a mind to see me, not so much in relation to our affair,

which might be easily accommodated, as to reprimand me for using such

language to the poor Cardinal, who was as meek as a lamb, and loved me as

his own son. She added all the kind things possible, and ordered the

dean and deputies to go along with me to the Cardinal's house, that we

might consult together what course to take. This was so much against my

inclination that I gave the Queen to understand that no person in the

world but her Majesty could have persuaded me to it.

We found the Minister even milder than his mistress. He made a world of

excuses for the word "insolent," by which he said, and perhaps it may be

true, that he meant no more than 'insolito', a word signifying "somewhat

uncommon." He showed me all the civility imaginable, but, instead of

coming to any determination, put us off to another opportunity. A few

days after, a letter was brought me at midnight from the Archbishop,

commanding me to let the Bishop of Warmia perform the marriage without

any more opposition.

Had I been wise I should have stopped there, because a man ought in

prudence to make his peace with the Court upon any terms consistent with

honour. But I was young, and the more provoked because I perceived that

all the fair words given me at Fontainebleau were but a feint to gain

time to write about the affair to my uncle, then at Angers. However, I

said nothing to the messenger, more than that I was glad my uncle had so

well brought me off. The chapter being likewise served with the same

order, we sent the Court this answer: That the Archbishop might do what

he listed in the nave of the church, but that the choir belonged to the

chapter, and they would yield it to no man but himself or his coadjutor.

The Cardinal knew the meaning of this, and thereupon resolved to have the

marriage solemnised in the Chapel Royal, whereof he said the Great

Almoner was bishop. But this being a yet more important question than

the other, I laid the inconveniences of it before him in a letter. This

nettled him, and he made a mere jest of my letter. I gave the Queen of

Poland to understand that, if she were married in that manner, I should

be forced, even against my will, to declare the marriage void; but that

there remained one expedient which would effectually remove all

difficulties,--that the marriage might be performed in the King's Chapel,

and should stand good provided that the Bishop of Warmia came to me for a

license.

The Queen, resolving to lose no more time by awaiting new orders from

Angers, and fearing the least flaw in her marriage, the Court was obliged

to comply with my proposal, and the ceremony was performed accordingly.

Not long after this marriage I was unhappily embroiled with the Duc

d'Orleans, upon an occasion of no greater importance than my foot-cloth

in the Church of Notre-Dame, which was by mistake removed to his seat. I

complained of it to him, and he ordered it to be restored. Nevertheless

the Abby de la Riviere made him believe I had put an affront upon him

that was too public to be pardoned. The Duke was so simple as to believe

it, and, while the courtiers turned all into banter, he swore he would

receive incense before me at the said church for the future. In the

meantime the Queen sent for me, and told me that the Duke was in a

terrible passion, for which she was very sorry, but that nevertheless she

could not help being of his opinion, and therefore insisted upon it that

I ought to give him satisfaction in the Church of Notre-Dame the Sunday

following. Upon the whole she referred me to Cardinal Mazarin, who

declared to me at first that he was very sorry to see me in so much

trouble, blamed the Abby for having incensed the Duke to such a degree,

and used all the arguments he could to wheedle me to give my consent to

being degraded. And when he saw I was not to be led, he endeavoured to

drive me into the snare. He stormed with an air of authority, and would

fain have bullied me into compliance, telling me that hitherto he had

spoken as a friend, but that I had forced him henceforth to speak as a

minister. He also began to threaten, and the conversation growing warm,

he sought to pick a quarrel by insinuating that if I would do as Saint

Ambrose did, I ought to lead a life like him. As he spoke this loud

enough to be heard by some bishops at the other end of the room, I

likewise raised my voice, and told him I would endeavour to make the best

use of his advice, but he might assure himself I was fully resolved so to

imitate Saint Ambrose in this affair that I might, through his means,

obtain grace to be able to imitate him in all others.

I had not been long gone home when the Marechal d'Estrees and M.

Senneterre came, furnished with all the flowers of rhetoric, to persuade

me that degradation was honourable; and finding me immovable, they

insinuated that my obstinacy might oblige his Highness to use force, and

order his guards to carry me, in spite of myself, to Notre-Dame, and

place me there on a seat below his. I thought this suggestion too

ridiculous to mind it at first, but being forewarned of it that very

evening by the Duke's Chancellor, I put myself upon the defensive, which

I think is the most ridiculous piece of folly I was ever guilty of,

considering it was against a son of France, and when there was a profound

tranquillity in the State, without the least appearance of any commotion.

The Duke, to whom I had the honour of being related, was pleased with my

boldness. He remembered the Abby de la Riviere for his insolence in

complaining that the Prince de Conti was marked down for a cardinal

before him; besides, the Duke knew I was in the right, having made it

very evident in a statement I had published upon this head. He

acquainted the Cardinal with it, said he would not suffer the least

violence to be offered to me; that I was both his kinsman and devoted

servant, and that he would not set out for the army till he saw the

affair at an end.

All the Court was in consternation for fear of a rupture, especially when

the Prince de Conde had been informed by the Queen of what his son had

said; and when he came to my house and found there sixty or eighty

gentlemen, this made him believe that a league was already made with the

Duke, but there was nothing in it. He swore, he threatened, he begged,

he flattered, and in his transports he let fall some expressions which

showed that the Duke was much more concerned for my interest than he ever

yet owned to me. I submitted that very instant, and told the Prince that

I would do anything rather than the royal family should be divided on my

account. The Prince, who hitherto found me immovable, was so touched at

my sudden surrender in complaisance to his son, at the very time, too,

when he himself had just assured me I was to expect a powerful protection

from him, that he suddenly changed his temper, so that, instead of

thinking as he did at first, that there was no satisfaction great enough

for the Duc d'Orleans, he now determined plainly in favour of the

expedient I had so often proposed,--that I should go and declare to him,

in the presence of the whole Court, that I never designed to be wanting

in the respect I owed him, and that the orders of the Church had obliged

me to act as I did at Notre-Dame. The Cardinal and the Abby de la

Riviere were enraged to the last degree, but the Prince put them into

such fear of the Duke that they were fain to submit. The Prince took me

to the Duc d'Orleans's house, where I gave them satisfaction before the

whole Court, precisely in the words above mentioned. His Highness was

quite satisfied with my reasons, carried me to see his medals, and thus

ended the controversy.

As this affair and the marriage of the Queen of Poland had embroiled me

with the Court, you may easily conceive what turn the courtiers gave to

it. But here I found by experience that all the powers upon earth cannot

hurt the reputation of a man who preserves it established and unspotted

in the society whereof he is a member. All the learned clergy took my

part, and I soon perceived that many of those who had before blamed my

conduct now retracted. I made this observation upon a thousand other

occasions. I even obliged the Court, some time after, to commend my,

proceedings, and took an opportunity to convince the Queen that it was my

dignity, and not any want of respect and gratitude, that made me resist

the Court in the two former cases. The Cardinal was very well pleased

with me, and said in public that he found me as much concerned for the

King's service as I was before for the honour of my character.

It falling to my turn to make the speech at the breaking up of the

assembly of the clergy at Paris, I had the good luck to please both the

clergy and the Court. Cardinal Mazarin took me to supper with him alone,

seemed to be clear of all prejudices against me, and I verily believe was

fully persuaded that he had been imposed upon. But I was too much

beloved in Paris to continue long in favour at Court. This was a crime

that rendered me disagreeable in the eyes of a refined Italian statesman,

and which was the more dangerous from the fact that I lost no opportunity

of aggravating it by a natural and unaffected expense, to which my air of

negligence gave a lustre, and by my great alms and bounty, which, though

very often secret, had the louder echo; whereas, in truth, I had acted

thus at first only in compliance with inclination and out of a sense of

duty. But the necessity I was under of supporting myself against the

Court obliged me to be yet more liberal. I do but just mention it here

to show you that the Court was jealous of me, when I never thought myself

capable of giving them the least occasion, which made me reflect that a

man is oftener deceived by distrusting than by being overcredulous.

Cardinal Mazarin, who was born and bred in the Pope's dominions, where

papal authority has no limits, took the impetus given to the regal power

by his tutor, the Cardinal de Richelieu, to be natural to the body

politic, which mistake of his occasioned the civil war, though we must

look much higher for its prime cause.

It is above 1,200 years that France has been governed by kings, but they

were not as absolute at first as they are now. Indeed, their authority

was never limited by written laws as are the Kings of England and

Castile, but only moderated by received customs, deposited, as I may say,

at first in the hands of the States of the kingdom, and afterwards in

those of the Parliament. The registering of treaties with other Crowns

and the ratifications of edicts for raising money are almost obliterated

images of that wise medium between the exorbitant power of the Kings and

the licentiousness of the people instituted by our ancestors. Wise and

good Princes found that this medium was such a seasoning to their power

as made it delightful to their people. On the other hand, weak and

vicious Kings always hated it as an obstacle to all their extravagances.

The history of the Sire de Joinville makes it evident that Saint Louis

was an admirer of this scheme of government, and the writings of Oresme,

Bishop of Lisieux, and of the famous Juvenal des Ursins, convince us that

Charles V., who merited the surname of Wise, never thought his power to

be superior to the laws and to his duty. Louis XI., more cunning than

truly wise, broke his faith upon this head as well as all others. Louis

XII. would have restored this balance of power to its ancient lustre if

the ambition of Cardinal Amboise,--[George d'Amboise, the first of the

name, in 1498 Minister to Louis XII., deceased 1510.]--who governed him

absolutely, had not opposed it.

The insatiable avarice of Constable Montmorency--[Anne de Montmorency,

Constable of France in 1538, died 1567.]--tended rather to enlarge than

restrain the authority of Francois I. The extended views and vast

designs of M. de Guise would not permit them to think of placing bounds

to the prerogative under Francois II. In the reigns of Charles IX. and

Henri III. the Court was so fatigued with civil broils that they took

everything for rebellion which was not submission. Henri IV., who was

not afraid of the laws, because he trusted in himself, showed he had a

high esteem for them. The Duc de Rohan used to say that Louis XIII. was

jealous of his own authority because he was ignorant of its full extent,

for the Marechal d'Ancrel and M. de Luynes were mere dunces, incapable of

informing him. Cardinal de Richelieu, who succeeded them, collected all

the wicked designs and blunders of the two last centuries to serve his

grand purpose. He laid them down as proper maxims for establishing the

King's authority, and, fortune seconding his designs by the disarming of

the Protestants in France, by the victories of the Swedes, by the

weakness of the Empire and of Spain, he established the most scandalous

and dangerous tyranny that perhaps ever enslaved a State in the best

constituted monarchy under the sun.

Custom, which has in some countries inured men even to broil as it were

in the heat of the sun, has made things familiar to us which our

forefathers dreaded more than fire itself. We no longer feel the slavery

which they abhorred more for the interest of their King than for their

own. Cardinal de Richelieu counted those things crimes which before him

were looked upon as virtues. The Mirons, Harlays, Marillacs, Pibracs,

and the Fayes, those martyrs of the State who dispelled more factions by

their wholesome maxims than were raised in France by Spanish or British

gold, were defenders of the doctrine for which the Cardinal de Richelieu

confined President Barillon in the prison of Amboise. And the Cardinal

began to punish magistrates for advancing those truths which they were

obliged by their oaths to defend at the hazard of their lives.

Our wise Kings, who understood their true interest, made the Parliament

the depositary of their ordinances, to the end that they might exempt

themselves from part of the odium that sometimes attends the execution of

the most just and necessary decrees. They thought it no disparagement to

their royalty to be bound by them,--like unto God, who himself obeys the

laws he has preordained. ['A good government: where the people obey their

king and the king obeys the law'--Solon. D.W.] Ministers of State, who

are generally so blinded by the splendour of their fortune as never to be

content with what the laws allow, make it their business to overturn

them; and Cardinal de Richelieu laboured at it more constantly than any

other, and with equal application and imprudence.

God only is self-existent and independent; the most rightful monarchs and

established monarchies in the world cannot possibly be supported but by

the conjunction of arms and laws,--a union so necessary that the one

cannot subsist without the other. Laws without the protection of arms

sink into contempt, and arms which are not tempered by laws quickly turn

a State into anarchy. The Roman commonwealth being set aside by Julius

Caesar, the supreme power which was devolved upon his successors by force

of arms subsisted no longer than they were able to maintain the authority

of the laws; for as soon as the laws lost their force, the power of the

Roman Emperors vanished, and the very men that were their favourites,

having got possession of their seals and their arms, converted their

masters' substance into their own, and, as it were, sucked them dry under

the shelter of those repealed laws. The Roman Empire, formerly sold by

auction to the highest bidder, and the Turkish emperors, whose necks are

exposed every day to the bowstring, show us in very bloody characters the

blindness of those men that make authority to consist only in force.

But why need we go abroad for examples when we have so many at home?

Pepin, in dethroning the Merovingian family, and Capet, in dispossessing

the Carlovingians, made use of nothing else but the same power which the

ministers, their predecessors, had acquired under the authority of their

masters; and it is observable that the mayors of the Palace and the

counts of Paris placed themselves on the thrones of kings exactly by the

same methods that gained them their masters' favours,--that is, by

weakening and changing the laws of the land, which at first always

pleases weak princes, who fancy it aggrandises their power; but in its

consequence it gives a power to the great men and motives to the common

people to rebel against their authority. Cardinal de Richelieu was

cunning enough to have all these views, but he sacrificed everything to

his interest. He would govern according to his own fancy, which scorned

to be tied to rules, even in cases where it would have cost him nothing

to observe them. And he acted his part so well that, if his successor

had been a man of his abilities, I doubt not that the title of Prime

Minister, which he was the first to assume, would have been as odious in

France in a little time as were those of the Maire du Palais and the

Comte de Paris. But by the providence of God, Cardinal Mazarin, who

succeeded him, was not capable of giving the State any jealousy of his

usurpation. As these two ministers contributed chiefly, though in a

different way, to the civil war, I judge it highly necessary to give you

the particular character of each, and to draw a parallel between them.

Cardinal de Richelieu was well descended; his merit sparkled even in his

youth. He was taken notice of at the Sorbonne, and it was very soon

observed that he had a strong genius and a lively fancy. He was commonly

happy in the choice of his parties. He was a man of his word, unless

great interests swayed him to the contrary, and in such a case he was

very artful to preserve all the appearances of probity. He was not

liberal, yet he gave more than he promised, and knew admirably well how

to season all his favours. He was more ambitious than was consistent

with the rules of morality, although it must be owned that, whenever he

dispensed with them in favour of his extravagant ambition, his great

merit made it almost excusable. He neither feared dangers nor yet

despised them, and prevented more by his sagacity than he surmounted by

his resolution. He was a hearty friend, and even wished to be beloved by

the people; but though he had civility, a good aspect, and all the other

qualifications to gain that love, yet he still wanted something--I know

not what to call it--which is absolutely necessary in this case. By his

power and royal state he debased and swallowed up the personal majesty of

the King. He distinguished more judiciously than any man in the world

between bad and worse, good and better, which is a great qualification in

a minister. He was too apt to be impatient at mere trifles when they had

relation to things of moment; but those blemishes, owing to his lofty

spirit, were always accompanied with the necessary talent of knowledge to

make amends for those imperfections. He had religion enough for this

world. His own good sense, or else his inclination, always led him to

the practice of virtue if his self-interest did not bias him to evil,

which, whenever he committed it, he did so knowingly. He extended his

concern for the State no further than his own life, though no minister

ever did more than he to make the world believe he had the same regard

for the future. In a word, all his vices were such that they received a

lustre from his great fortune, because they were such as could have no

other instruments to work with but great virtues. You will easily

conceive that a man who possessed such excellent qualities, and appeared

to have as many more,--which he had not,--found it no hard task to

preserve that respect among mankind which freed him from contempt, though

not from hatred.

Cardinal Mazarin's character was the reverse of the former; his birth was

mean, and his youth scandalous. He was thrashed by one Moretto, a

goldsmith of Rome, as he was going out of the amphitheatre, for having

played the sharper. He was a captain in a foot regiment, and Bagni, his

general, told me that while he was under his command, which was but three

months, he was only looked upon as a cheat. By the interest of Cardinal

Antonio Barberini, he was sent as Nuncio Extraordinary to France, which

office was not obtained in those days by fair means. He so tickled

Chavigni by his loose Italian stories that he was shortly after

introduced to Cardinal de Richelieu, who made him Cardinal with the same

view which, it is thought, determined the Emperor Augustus to leave the

succession of the Empire to Tiberius. He was still Richelieu's

obsequious, humble servant, notwithstanding the purple. The Queen making

choice of him, for want of another, his pedigree was immediately derived

from a princely family. The rays of fortune having dazzled him and

everybody about him, he rose, and they glorified him for a second

Richelieu, whom he had the impudence to ape, though he had nothing of

him; for what his predecessor counted honourable he esteemed scandalous.

He made a mere jest of religion. He promised everything without scruple;

at the same time he intended to perform nothing. He was neither

good-natured nor cruel, for he never remembered either good offices or

bad ones. He loved himself too well, which is natural to a sordid soul;

and feared himself too little, the true characteristic of those that have

no regard for their reputation. He foresaw an evil well enough, because

he was usually timid, but never applied a suitable remedy, because he had

more fear than wisdom. He had wit, indeed, together with a most

insinuating address and a gay, courtly behaviour; but a villainous heart

appeared constantly through all, to such a degree as betrayed him to be a

fool in adversity and a knave in prosperity. In short, he was the first

minister that could be called a complete trickster, for which reason his

administration, though successful and absolute, never sat well upon him,

for contempt--the most dangerous disease of any State--crept insensibly

into the Ministry and easily diffused its poison from the head to the

members.

You will not wonder, therefore, that there were so many unlucky cross

rubs in an administration which so soon followed that of Cardinal de

Richelieu and was so different from it. It is certain that the

imprisonment of M. de Beaufort impressed the people with a respect for

Mazarin, which the lustre of his purple would never have procured from

private men. Ondedei (since Bishop of Frejus) told me that the Cardinal

jested with him upon the levity of the French nation on this point, and

that at the end of four months the Cardinal had set himself up in his own

opinion for a Richelieu, and even thought he had greater abilities. It

would take up volumes to record all his faults, the least of which were

very important in one respect which deserves a particular remark. As he

trod in the steps of Cardinal de Richelieu, who had completely abolished

all the ancient maxims of government, he went in a path surrounded with

precipices, which Richelieu was aware of and took care to avoid. But

Cardinal Mazarin made no use of those props by which Richelieu kept his

footing. For instance, though Cardinal de Richelieu affected to humble

whole bodies and societies, yet he studied to oblige individuals, which

is sufficient to give you an idea of all the rest. He had indeed some

unaccountable illusions, which he pushed to the utmost extremity. The

most dangerous kind of illusion in State affairs is a sort of lethargy

that never happens without showing pronounced symptoms. The abolishing

of ancient laws, the destruction of that golden medium which was

established between the Prince and the people, and the setting up a power

purely and absolutely despotic, were the original causes of those

political convulsions which shook France in the days of our forefathers.

Cardinal de Richelieu managed the kingdom as mountebanks do their

patients, with violent remedies which put strength into it; but it was

only a convulsive strength, which exhausted its vital organs. Cardinal

Mazarin, like a very unskilful physician, did not observe that the vital

organs were decayed, nor had he the skill to support them by the chemical

preparations of his predecessor; his only remedy was to let blood, which

he drew so plentifully that the patient fell into a lethargy, and our

medicaster was yet so stupid as to mistake this lethargy for a real state

of health. The provinces, abandoned to the rapine of the

superintendents, were stifled, as it were, under the pressure of their

heavy misfortunes, and the efforts they made to shake them off in the

time of Richelieu added only to their weight and bitterness. The

Parliaments, which had so lately groaned under tyranny, were in a manner

insensible to present miseries by a too fresh and lively remembrance of

their past troubles. The grandees, who had for the most part been

banished from the kingdom, were glad to have returned, and therefore took

their fill of ease and pleasure. If our quack had but humoured this

universal indolence with soporifics, the general drowsiness might have

continued much longer, but thinking it to be nothing but natural sleep,

he applied no remedy at all. The disease gained strength, grew worse and

worse, the patient awakened, Paris became sensible of her condition; she

groaned, but nobody minded it, so that she fell into a frenzy, whereupon

the patient became raving mad.

But now to come to particulars. Emeri, Superintendent of the Finances,

and in my opinion the most corrupt man of the age, multiplied edicts as

fast as he could find names to call them by. I cannot give you a better

idea of the man than by repeating what I heard him say in full

Council,--that faith was for tradesmen only, and that the Masters of

Requests who urged faith to be observed in the King's affairs deserved to

be punished. This man, who had in his youth been condemned to be hanged

at Lyons, absolutely governed Mazarin in all the domestic affairs of the

kingdom. I mention this, among many other instances which I could produce

of the same nature, to let you see that a nation does not feel the

extremity of misery till its governors have lost all shame, because that

is the instant when the subjects throw off all respect and awake

convulsively out of their lethargy.

The Swiss seemed, as it were, crushed under the weight of their chains,

when three of their powerful cantons revolted and formed themselves into

a league. The Dutch thought of nothing but an entire subjection to the

tyrant Duke of Alva, when the Prince of Orange, by the peculiar destiny

of great geniuses, who see further into the future than all the world

besides, conceived a plan and restored their liberty. The reason of all

this is plain: that which causes a supineness in suffering States is the

duration of the evil, which inclines the sufferers to believe it will

never have an end; as soon as they have hopes of getting out of it, which

never fails when the evil has arrived at a certain pitch, they are so

surprised, so glad, and so transported, that they run all of a sudden

into the other extreme, and are so far from thinking revolutions

impossible that they suppose them easy, and such a disposition alone is

sometimes able to bring them about; witness the late revolution in

France. Who could have imagined, three months before the critical period

of our disorders, that such a revolution could have happened in a kingdom

where all the branches of the royal family were strictly united, where

the Court was a slave to the Prime Minister, where the capital city and

all the provinces were in subjection to him, where the armies were

victorious, and where the corporations and societies seemed to have no

power?--whoever, I say, had said this would have been thought a madman,

not only in the judgment of the vulgar, but in the opinion of a D'Estrees

or a Senneterre.

In August, 1647, there was a mighty clamour against the tariff edict

imposing a general tax upon all provisions that came into Paris, which

the people were resolved to bear no longer. But the gentlemen of the

Council being determined to support it, the Queen consulted the members

deputed from Parliament, when Cardinal Mazarin, a mere ignoramus in these

affairs, said he wondered that so considerable a body as they were should

mind such trifles,--an expression truly worthy of Mazarin. However, the

Council at length imagining the Parliament would do it, thought fit to

suppress the tariff themselves by a declaration, in order to save the

King's credit. Nevertheless, a few days after, they presented five

edicts even more oppressive than the tariff, not with any hopes of having

them received, but to force the Parliament to restore the tariff. Rather

than admit the new ones, the Parliament consented to restore the old one,

but with so many qualifications that the Court, despairing to find their

account in it, published a decree of the Supreme Council annulling that

of the Parliament with all its modifications. But the Chamber of

Vacations answered it by another, enjoining the decree of Parliament to

be put in execution. The Council, seeing they could get no money by this

method, acquainted the Parliament that, since they would receive no new

edicts, they could do no less than encourage the execution of such edicts

as they had formerly ratified; and thereupon they trumped up a

declaration which had been registered two years before for the

establishment of the Chamber of Domain, which was a terrible charge upon

the people, had very pernicious consequences, and which the Parliament

had passed, either through a surprise or want of better judgment. The

people mutinied, went in crowds to the Palace, and used very abusive

language to the President de Thore, Emeri's son. The Parliament was

obliged to pass a decree against the mutineers.

The Court, overjoyed to see the Parliament and the people together by the

ears, supported the decree by a regiment of French and Swiss Guards. The

Parisians were alarmed, and got into the belfries of three churches in

the street of Saint Denis, where the guards were posted. The Provost ran

to acquaint the Court that the city was just taking arms. Upon which

they ordered the troops to retire, and pretended they were posted there

for no other end than to attend the King as he went to the Church of

Notre Dame; and the better to cover their design, the King went next day

in great pomp to the said church, and the day after he went to

Parliament, without giving notice of his coming till very late the night

before, and carried with him five or six edicts more destructive than the

former. The First President spoke very boldly against bringing the King

into the House after this manner, to surprise the members and infringe

upon their liberty of voting. Next day the Masters of Requests, to whom

one of these edicts, confirmed in the King's presence, had added twelve

colleagues, met and took a firm resolution not to admit of this new

creation. The Queen sent for them, told them they were very pretty

gentlemen to oppose the King's will, and forbade them to come to Council.

Instead of being frightened, they were the more provoked, and, going into

the Great Hall, demanded that they might have leave to enter their

protest against the edict for creating new members, which was granted.

The Chambers being assembled the same day to examine the edicts which the

King had caused to be ratified in his presence, the Queen commanded them

to attend her by their deputies in the Palais Royal, and told them she

was surprised that they pretended to meddle with what had been

consecrated by the presence of the King. These were the very words of

the Chancellor. The First President answered that it was the custom of

Parliament, and showed the necessity of it for preserving the liberty of

voting. The Queen seemed to be satisfied; but, finding some days after

that the Parliament was consulting as to qualifying those edicts, and so

render them of little or no use, she ordered the King's Council to forbid

the Parliament meddling with the King's edicts till they had declared

formally whether they intended to limit the King's authority. Those

members that were in the Court interest artfully took advantage of the

dilemma the Parliament was in to answer the question, and, in order to

mollify them, tacked a clause to the decrees which specified the

restrictions, namely, that all should be executed according to the good

pleasure of the King. This clause pleased the Queen for a while, but

when she perceived that it did not prevent the rejecting of almost any

other edict by the common suffrage of the Parliament, she flew into a

passion, and told them plainly that she would have all the edicts,

without exception, fully executed, without any modifications whatsoever.

Not long after this, the Court of Aids, the Chamber of Accounts, the

Grand Council, and the Parliament formed a union which was pretended to

be for the reformation of the State, but was more probably calculated for

the private interest of the officers, whose salaries were lessened by one

of the said edicts. And the Court, being alarmed and utterly perplexed

by the decree for the said union, endeavoured, as much as in them lay, to

give it this turn, to make the people have a mean opinion of it. The

Queen acquainted the Parliament by some of the King's Council that,

seeing this union was entered into for the particular interest of the

companies, and not for the reformation of the State, as they endeavoured

to persuade her, she had nothing to say to it, as everybody is at liberty

to represent his case to the King, but never to intermeddle with the

government of the State.

The Parliament did not relish this ensnaring discourse, and because they

were exasperated by the Court's apprehending some of the members of the

Grand Council, they thought of nothing but justifying and supporting

their decree of union by finding out precedents, which they accordingly

met with in the registers, and were going to consider how to put it in

execution when one of the Secretaries of State came to the bar of the

house, and put into the hands of the King's Council a decree of the

Supreme Council which, in very truculent terms, annulled that of the

union. Upon this the Parliament desired a meeting with the deputies of

the other three bodies, at which the Court was enraged, and had recourse

to the mean expedient of getting the very original decree of union out of

the hands of the chief registrar; for that end they sent the Secretary of

State and a lieutenant of the Guards, who put him into a coach to drive

him to the office, but the people perceiving it, were up in arms

immediately, and both the secretary and lieutenant were glad to get off.

After this there was a great division in the Council, and some said the

Queen was disposed to arrest the Parliament; but none but herself was of

that opinion, which, indeed, was not likely to be acted upon, considering

how the people then stood affected. Therefore a more moderate course was

taken. The Chancellor reprimanded the Parliament in the presence of the

King and Court, and ordered a second decree of Council to be read and

registered instead of the union decree, forbidding them to assemble under

pain of being treated as rebels. They met, nevertheless, in defiance of

the said decree, and had several days' consultation, upon which the Duc

d'Orleans, who was very sensible they would never comply, proposed an

accommodation. Accordingly Cardinal Mazarin and the Chancellor made some

proposals, which were rejected with indignation. The Parliament affected

to be altogether concerned for the good of the public, and issued a

decree obliging themselves to continue their session and to make humble

remonstrances to the King for annulling the decrees of the Council.

The King's Council having obtained audience of the Queen for the

Parliament, the First President strenuously urged the great necessity of

inviolably preferring that golden mean between the King and the subject;

proved that the Parliament had been for many ages in possession of full

authority to unite and assemble; complained against the annulling of

their decree of union, and concluded with a very earnest motion for

suppressing decrees of the Supreme Council made in opposition to theirs.

The Court, being moved more by the disposition of the people than by the

remonstrances of the Parliament, complied immediately, and ordered the

King's Council to acquaint the Parliament that the King would permit the

act of union to be executed, and that they might assemble and act in

concert with the other bodies for the good of the State.

You may judge how the Cabinet was mortified, but the vulgar were much

mistaken in thinking that the weakness of Mazarin upon this occasion gave

the least blow to the royal authority. In that conjuncture it was

impossible for him to act otherwise, for if he had continued inflexible

on this occasion he would certainly have been reckoned a madman and

surrounded with barricades. He only yielded to the torrent, and yet most

people accused him of weakness. It is certain this affair brought him

into great contempt, and though he endeavoured to appease the people by

the banishment of Emeri, yet the Parliament, perceiving what ascendancy

they had over the Court, left no stone unturned to demolish the power of

this overgrown favourite.

The Cardinal, made desperate by the failure of his stratagems to create

jealousy among the four bodies, and alarmed at a proposition which they

were going to make for cancelling all the loans made to the King upon

excessive interest,--the Cardinal, I say, being quite mad with rage and

grief at these disappointments, and set on by courtiers who had most of

their stocks in these loans, made the King go on horseback to the

Parliament House in great pomp, and carry a wheedling declaration with

him, which contained some articles very advantageous to the public, and a

great many others very ambiguous. But the people were so jealous of the

Court that he went without the usual acclamations. The declaration was

soon after censured by the Parliament and the other bodies, though the

Duc d'Orleans exhorted and prayed that they would not meddle with it, and

threatened them if they did.

The Parliament also passed a decree declaring that no money should be

raised without verified declarations, which so provoked the Court that

they resolved to proceed to extremities, and to make use of the signal

victory which was obtained at Lens on the 24th of August, 1648, to dazzle

the eyes of the people and gain their consent to oppressing the

Parliament.

All the humours of the State were so disturbed by the great troubles at

Paris, the fountainhead, that I foresaw a fever would be the certain

consequence, because the physician had not the skill to prevent it. As I

owed the coadjutorship of the archbishopric to the Queen, I thought it my

duty in every circumstance to sacrifice my resentment, and even the

probability of glory, to gratitude; and notwithstanding all the

solicitations of Montresor and Laigues, I made a firm resolution to stick

close to my own business and not to engage in anything that was either

said or done against the Court at that time. Montresor had been brought

up from his youth in the faction of the Duc d'Orleans, and, having more

wit than courage, was so much the more dangerous an adviser in great

affairs; men of this cast only suggest measures and leave them to be

executed by others. Laigues, on the other hand, who was entirely

governed by Montresor, had not much brains, but was all bravery and

feared nothing; men of this character dare do anything they are set upon

by those who confide in them.

Finding that my innocence and integrity gained me no friends at Court,

and that I had nothing to expect from the Minister, who mortally hated

me, I resolved to be upon my guard, by acting in respect to the Court

with as much freedom as zeal and sincerity; and in respect to the city,

by carefully preserving my friends, and doing everything necessary to

get, or, rather, to keep, the love of the people. To maintain my

interest in the city, I laid out 36,000 crowns in alms and other

bounties, from the 26th of March to the 25th of August, 1648; and to

please the Court I told the Queen and Cardinal how the Parisians then

stood affected, which they never knew before, through flattery and

prejudice. I also complained to the Queen of the Cardinal's cunning and

dissimulation, and made use of the same intimations which I had given to

the Court to show the Parliament that I had done all in my power to

clearly inform the Ministry of everything and to disperse the clouds

always cast over their understandings by the interest of inferior

officers and the flattery of courtiers. This made the Cardinal break

with me and thwart me openly at every opportunity, insomuch that when I

was telling the Queen in his presence that the people in general were so

soured that nothing but lenitives could abate their rancour, he answered

me with the Italian fable of the wolf who swore to a flock of sheep that

he would protect them against all his comrades provided one of them would

come every morning and lick a wound he had received from a dog. He

entertained me with the like witticisms three or four months together, of

which this was one of the most favourable, whereupon I made these

reflections that it was more unbecoming a Minister of State to say silly

things than to do them, and that any advice given him was criminal.

The Cardinal pretended that the success of the King's arms at Lens had so

mortified the Court that the Parliament and the other bodies, who

expected they would take a sharp revenge on them for their late conduct,

would have the great satisfaction of being disappointed. I own I was

fool enough to believe him, and was perfectly transported at the thought;

but with what sincerity the Cardinal spoke will appear by and by.

On the 26th of August, 1648, the worthy Broussel, councillor of the Grand

Chamber, and Rene Potier, Sieur de Blancmenil, President of the Inquests,

were both arrested by the Queen's officers. It is impossible to express

the sudden consternation of all men, women, and children in Paris at this

proceeding. The people stared at one another for awhile without saying a

word. But this profound silence was suddenly attended with a confused

noise of running, crying, and shutting up of shops, upon which I thought

it my duty to go and wait upon the Queen, though I was sorely vexed to

see how my credulity had been abused but the night before at Court, when

I was desired to tell all my friends in Parliament that the victory of

Lens had only disposed the Court more and more to leniency and

moderation. When I came to the New Market, on my way to Court, I was

surrounded with swarms of people making a frightful outcry, and had great

difficulty in getting through the crowd till I had told them the Queen

would certainly do them justice. The very boys hissed the soldiers of

the Guard and pelted them with stones. Their commander, the Marechal de

La Meilleraye, perceiving the clouds began to thicken on all sides, was

overjoyed to see me, and would go with me to Court and tell the whole

truth of the matter to the Queen. The people followed us in vast

numbers, calling out, "Broussel, Broussel!"

The Queen, whom we found in her Cabinet Council with Mazarin and others,

received me neither well nor ill, was too proud and too much out of

temper to confess any shame for what she had told me the night before,

and the Cardinal had not modesty enough to blush. Nevertheless he seemed

very much confused, and gave some obscure hints by which I could perceive

he would have me to believe that there were very sudden and extraordinary

reasons which had obliged the Queen to take such measures. I simulated

approval of what he said, but all the answer I returned was that I had

come thither, as in duty bound, to receive the Queen's orders and to

contribute all in my power to restore the public peace and tranquillity.

The Queen gave a gracious nod, but I understood afterwards that she put a

sinister interpretation upon my last speech, which was nevertheless very

inoffensive and perfectly consonant to my character as Coadjutor of

Paris; but it is a true saying that in the Courts of princes a capacity

of doing good is as dangerous and almost as criminal as a will to do

mischief.

The Marechal de La Meilleraye, finding that the Abbe de la Riviere and

others made mere jest and banter of the insurrection, fell into a great

passion, spoke very sharply, and appealed to me. I freely gave my

testimony, confirmed his account of the insurrection, and seconded him in

his reflections upon the future consequences. We had no other return

from the Cardinal than a malicious sneer, but the Queen lifted up her

shrill voice to the highest note of indignation, and expressed herself to

this effect: "It is a sign of disaffection to imagine that the people are

capable of revolting. These are ridiculous stories that come from

persons who talk as they would have it; the King's authority will set

matters right."

The Cardinal, perceiving that I was a little nettled, endeavoured to

soothe me by this address to the Queen: "Would to God, madame, that all

men did but talk with the same sincerity as the Coadjutor of Paris. He

is greatly concerned for his flock, for the city, and for your Majesty's

authority, and though I am persuaded that the danger is not so great as

he imagines, yet his scruples in this case are to be commended in him as

laudable and religious." The Queen understood the meaning of this cant,

recovered herself all of a sudden, and spoke to me very civilly; to which

I answered with profound respect and so innocent a countenance that La

Riviere said, whispering to Beautru, "See what it is not to be always at

Court! The Coadjutor knows the world and is a man of sense, yet takes

all the Queen has said to be in earnest."

The truth is, the Cabinet seemed to consist of persons acting the several

parts of a comedy. I played the innocent, but was not so, at least in

that affair. The Cardinal acted the part of one who thought himself

secure, but was much less confident than he appeared. The Queen affected

to be good-humoured, and yet was never more ill-tempered. M. de

Longueville put on the marks of sorrow and sadness while his heart leaped

for joy, for no man living took a greater pleasure than he to promote all

broils. The Duc d'Orleans personated hurry and, passion in speaking to

the Queen, yet would whistle half an hour together with the utmost

indolence. The Marechal de Villeroy put on gaiety, the better to make

his court to the Prime Minister, though he privately owned to me, with

tears in his eyes, that he saw the State was upon the brink of ruin.

Beautru and Nogent acted the part of buffoons, and to please the Queen,

personated old Broussel's nurse (for he was eighty years of age),

stirring up the people to sedition, though both of them knew well enough

that their farce might perhaps soon end in a real tragedy.

The Abby de la Riviere was the only man who pretended to be fully

persuaded that the insurrection of the people was but vapour, and he

maintained it to the Queen, who was willing to believe him, though she

had been satisfied to the contrary; and the conduct of the Queen, who had

the courage of a heroine, and the temper of La Riviere, who was the most

notorious poltroon of his time, furnished me with this remark: That a

blind rashness and an extravagant fear produce the same effects while the

danger is unknown.

The Marechal de La Meilleraye assumed the style and bravado of a captain

when a lieutenant-colonel of the Guards suddenly came to tell the Queen

that the citizens threatened to force the Guards, and, being naturally

hasty and choleric, was transported even with fury and madness. He cried

out that he would perish rather than suffer such insolence, and asked

leave to take the Guards, the officers of the Household, and even all the

courtiers he could find in the antechambers, with whom he would engage to

rout the whole mob. The Queen was greatly in favour of it, but nobody

else, and events proved that it was well they did not come into it. At

the same time entered the Chancellor, a man who had never spoken a word

of truth in his whole life; but now, his complaisance yielding to his

fear, he spoke directly according to what he had seen in the streets. I

observed that the Cardinal was startled at the boldness of a man in whom

he had never seen anything like it before. But Senneterre, coming in

just after him, removed all their apprehensions in a trice by assuring

them that the fury of the people began to cool, that they did not take

arms, and that with a little patience all would be well again.

There is nothing so dangerous as flattery at a juncture where he that is

flattered is in fear, because the desire he has not to be terrified

inclines him to believe anything that hinders him from applying any

remedy to what he is afraid of. The news that was brought every moment

made them trifle away that time which should have been employed for the

preservation of the State. Old Guitaut, a man of no great sense, but

heartily well affected, was more impatient than all the rest, and said

that he did not conceive how it was possible for people to be asleep in

the present state of affairs; he muttered something more which I could

not well hear, but it seemed to bear very hard upon the Cardinal, who

owed him no goodwill.

The Cardinal answered, "Well, M. Guitaut, what would you have us do?"

Guitaut said, very bluntly, "Let the old rogue Broussel be restored to

the people, either dead or alive."

I said that to restore him dead was inconsistent with the Queen's piety

and prudence, but to restore him alive would probably put a stop to the

tumult.

At these words the Queen reddened, and cried aloud, "I understand you, M.

le Coadjutor. You would have me set Broussel at liberty; but I will

strangle him sooner with these hands,"--throwing her head as it were into

my face at the last word, "and those who--"

The Cardinal, believing that she was going to say all to me that rage

could inspire, advanced and whispered in her ear, upon which she became

composed to such a degree that, had I not known her too well, I should

have thought her at her ease. The lieutenant de police came that instant

into the Cabinet with a deadly pale aspect. I never saw fear so well and

ridiculously represented in any Italian comedy as the fright which he

appeared in before the Queen. How admirable is the sympathy of fearful

souls! Neither the Cardinal nor the Queen were much moved at what M. de

La Meilleraye had strongly urged on them, but the fears of the lieutenant

seized them like an infection, so that they were all on a sudden

metamorphosed. They ridiculed me no longer, and suffered it to be

debated whether or no it was expedient to restore Broussel to the people

before they took arms, as they had threatened to do. Here I reflected

that it is more natural to the passion of fear to consult than to

determine.

The Cardinal proposed that I, as the fittest person, should go and assure

the people that the Queen would consent to the restoration of Broussel,

provided they would disperse. I saw the snare, but could not get away

from it, the rather because Meilleraye dragged me, as it were, to go

along with him,--telling her Majesty that he would dare to appear in the

streets in my company, and that he did not question but we should do

wonders. I said that I did not doubt it either, provided the Queen would

order a promise to be drawn in due form for restoring the prisoners,

because I had not credit enough with the people to be believed upon my

bare word. They praised my modesty, Meilleraye was assured of success,

and they said the Queen's word was better than all writings whatsoever.

In a word, I was made the catspaw, and found myself under the necessity

of acting the most ridiculous part that perhaps ever fell to any man's

share. I endeavoured to reply; but the Duc d'Orleans pushed me out

gently with both hands, saying, "Go and restore peace to the State;" and

the Marshal hurried me away, the Life-guards carrying me along in their

arms, and telling me that none but myself could remedy this evil. I went

out in my rochet and camail, dealing out benedictions to the people on my

right and left, preaching obedience, exerting all my endeavours to

appease the tumult, and telling them the Queen had assured me that,

provided they would disperse, she would restore Broussel.

The violence of the Marshal hardly gave me time to express myself, for he

instantly put himself at the head of the Horse-guards, and, advancing

sword in hand, cried aloud, "God bless the King, and liberty to

Broussel!" but being seen more than he was heard, his drawn sword did

more harm than his proclaiming liberty to Broussel did good. The people

took to their arms and had an encounter with the Marshal, upon which I

threw myself into the crowd, and expecting that both sides would have

some regard to my robes and dignity, the Marshal ordered the Light-horse

to fire no more, and the citizens with whom he was engaged held their

hands; but others of them continued firing and throwing stones, by one of

which I was knocked down, and had no sooner got up than a citizen was

going to knock me down with a musket. Though I did not know his name,

yet I had the presence of mind to cry out, "Forbear, wretch; if thy

father did but see thee--" He thereupon concluded I knew his father very

well, though I had never seen him; and I believe that made him the more

curious to survey me, when, taking particular notice of my robes, he

asked me if I was the Coadjutor. Upon which I was presently made known

to the whole body, followed by the multitude which way soever I went, and

met with a body of ruffians all in arms, whom, with abundance of

flattery, caresses, entreaties, and menaces, I prevailed on to lay down

their weapons; and it was this which saved the city, for had they

continued in arms till night, the city had certainly been plundered.

I went accompanied by 30,000 or 40,000 men without arms, and met the

Marechal de La Meilleraye, who I thought would have stifled me with

embraces, and who said these very words: "I am foolhardy and brutal; I

had like to have ruined the State, and you have saved it; come, let us go

to the Queen and talk to her like true, honest Frenchmen; and let us set

down the day of the month, that when the King comes of age our testimony

may be the means of hanging up those pests of the State, those infamous

flatterers, who pretended to the Queen that this affair was but a

trifle." To the Queen he presently hurried me, and said to her, "Here is

a man that has not only saved my life, but your Guards and the whole

Court."

The Queen gave an odd smile which I did not very well like, but I would

not seem to take any notice of it, and to stop Meilleraye in his encomium

upon me, I assumed the discourse myself, and said, "Madame, we are not

come upon my account, but to tell you that the city of Paris, disarmed

and submissive, throws herself at your Majesty's feet."

"Not so submissive as guilty," replied the Queen, with a face full of

fire; "if the people were so raging as I was made to believe, how came

they to be so soon subdued?"

The Marshal fell into a passion, and said, with an oath, "Madame, an

honest man cannot flatter you when things are come to such an extremity.

If you do not set Broussel at liberty this very day, there will not be

left one stone upon another in Paris by tomorrow morning."

I was going to support what the Marshal had said, but the Queen stopped

my mouth by telling me, with an air of banter, "Go to rest, sir; you have

done a mighty piece of work."

When I returned home, I found an incredible number of people expecting

me, who forced me to get upon the top of my coach to give them an account

of what success I had had at Court. I told them that the Queen had

declared her satisfaction in their submission, and that she told me it

was the only method they could have taken for the deliverance of the

prisoners. I added other persuasives to pacify the commonalty, and they

dispersed the sooner because it was supper-time; for you must know that

the people of Paris, even those that are the busiest in all such

commotions, do not care to lose their meals.

I began to perceive that I had engaged my reputation too far in giving

the people any grounds to hope for the liberation of Broussel, though I

had particularly avoided giving them my word of honour, and I apprehended

that the Court would lay hold of this occasion to destroy me effectually

in the opinion of the people by making them believe that I acted in

concert with the Court only, to amuse and deceive them.

While I was making these and the like reflections, Montresor came and

told me that I was quite mistaken if I thought to be a great gainer by

the late expedition; that the Queen was not pleased with my proceedings,

and that the Court was persuaded that I did what lay in my power to

promote the insurrection. I confess I gave no credit to what Montresor

said, for though I saw they made a jest of me in the Queen's Cabinet, I

hoped that their malice did not go so far as to diminish the merit of the

service I had rendered, and never imagined that they could be capable of

turning it into a crime. Laigues, too, came from Court and told me that

I was publicly laughed at, and charged with having fomented the

insurrection instead of appeasing it; that I had been ridiculed two whole

hours and exposed to the smart raillery of Beautru, to the buffoonery of

Nogent, to the pleasantries of La Riviere, to the false compassion of the

Cardinal, and to the loud laughter of the Queen.

You may guess that I was not a little moved at this, but I rather felt a

slight annoyance than any transport of passion. All sorts of notions

came into my mind, and all as suddenly passed away. I sacrificed with

little or no scruple all the sweetest and brightest images which the

memory of past conspiracies presented in crowds to my mind as soon as the

ill-treatment I now publicly met with gave me reason to think that I

might with honour engage myself in new ones. The obligations I had to

her Majesty made me reject all these thoughts, though I must confess I

was brought up in them from my infancy, and Laigues and Montresor could

have never shaken my resolution either by insinuating motives or making

reproaches, if Argenteuil, a gentleman firmly attached to my interest,

had not come into my room that moment with a frightened countenance and

said:

"You are undone; the Marechal de La Meilleraye has charged me to tell you

that he verily thinks the devil is in the courtiers, who has put it into

their heads that you have done all in your power to stir up the sedition.

The Marechal de La Meilleraye has laboured earnestly to inform the Queen

and Cardinal of the truth of the whole matter, but both have ridiculed

him for his attempt. The Marshal said he could not excuse the injury

they did you, but could not sufficiently admire the contempt they always

had for the tumult, of which they foretold the consequence as if they had

the gift of prophecy, always affirming that it would vanish in a night,

as it really has, for he hardly met a soul in the streets."

He added that fires so quickly extinguished as this were not likely to

break out again; that he conjured me to provide for my own safety; that

the King's authority would shine out the next day with all the lustre

imaginable; that the Court seemed resolved not to let slip this fatal

conjuncture, and that I was to be made the first public example.

Argenteuil said: "Villeroy did not tell me so much, because he durst not;

but he so squeezed my hand 'en passant' that I am apt to think he knows a

great deal more, and I must tell you that they have very good reason for

their apprehensions, because there is not a soul to be seen in the

streets, and to-morrow they may take up whom they list."

Montresor, who would be thought to know all things beforehand, said that

he was assured it would be so and that he had foretold it. Laigues

bewailed my conduct, which he said had raised the compassion of all my

friends, although it had been their ruin. Upon this I desired to be left

about a quarter of an hour to myself, during which, reflecting how I had

been provoked and the public threatened, my scruples vanished; I gave

rein to all my thoughts, recollected that all the glorious ideas which

have ever entered my imagination were most concerned with vast designs,

and suffered my mind to be regaled with the pleasing hopes of being the

head of a party, a position which I had always admired in Plutarch's

"Lives." The inconsistency of my scheme with my character made me

tremble. A world of incidents may happen when the virtues in the leader

of a party may be vices in an archbishop. I had this view a thousand

times, and it always gave place to the duty I thought I owed to her

Majesty, but the remembrance of what had passed at the Queen's table, and

the resolution there taken to ruin me with the public, having banished

all scruples, I joyfully determined to abandon my destiny to all the

impulses of glory. I said to my friends that the whole Court was witness

of the harsh treatment I had met with for above a year in the King's

palace, and I added: "The public is engaged to defend my honour, but the

public being now about to be sacrificed, I am obliged to defend it

against oppression. Our circumstances are not so bad as you imagine,

gentlemen, and before twelve o'clock to-morrow I shall be master of

Paris."

My two friends thought I was mad, and began to counsel moderation,

whereas before they always incited me to action; but I did not give them

hearing. I immediately sent for Miron, Accountant-General, one of the

city colonels, a man of probity and courage, and having great interest

with the people. I consulted with him, and he executed his commission

with so much discretion and bravery that above four hundred considerable

citizens were posted up and down in platoons with no more noise and stir

than if so many Carthusian novices had been assembled for contemplation.

After having given orders for securing certain gates and bars of the

city, I went to sleep, and was told next morning that no soldiers had

appeared all night, except a few troopers, who just took a view of the

platoons of the citizens and then galloped off. Hence it was inferred

that our precautions had prevented the execution of the design formed

against particular persons, but it was believed there was some mischief

hatching at the Chancellor's against the public, because sergeants were

running backwards and forwards, and Ondedei went thither four times in

two hours.

Being informed soon after that the Chancellor was going to the Palace

with all the pomp of magistracy, and that two companies of Swiss Guards

approached the suburbs, I gave my orders in two words, which were

executed in two minutes. Miron ordered the citizens to take arms, and

Argenteuil, disguised as a mason, with a rule in his hand, charged the

Swiss in flank, killed twenty or thirty, dispersed the rest, and took one

of their colours. The Chancellor, hemmed in on every side, narrowly

escaped with his life to the Hotel d'O, which the people broke open,

rushed in with fury, and, as God would have it, fell immediately to

plundering, so that they forgot to force open a little chamber where both

the Chancellor and his brother, the Bishop of Meaux, to whom he was

confessing, lay concealed. The news of this occurrence ran like

wild-fire through the whole city. Men and women were immediately up in

arms, and mothers even put daggers into the hands of their children. In

less than two hours there were erected above two hundred barricades,

adorned with all the standards and colours that the League had left

entire. All the cry was, "God bless the King!" sometimes, "God bless

the Coadjutor!" and the echo was, "No Mazarin!"

The Queen sent her commands to me to use my interest to appease the

tumult. I answered the messenger, very coolly, that I had forfeited my

credit with the people on account of yesterday's transactions, and that I

did not dare to go abroad. The messenger had heard the cry of "God bless

the Coadjutor!" and would fain have persuaded me that I was the

favourite of the people, but I strove as much to convince him of the

contrary.

The Court minions of the two last centuries knew not what they did when

they reduced that effectual regard which kings ought to have for their

subjects into mere style and form; for there are, as you see, certain

conjunctures in which, by a necessary consequence, subjects make a mere

form also of the real obedience which they owe to their sovereigns.

The Parliament hearing the cries of the people for Broussel, after having

ordered a decree against Cominges, lieutenant of the Queen's Guards, who

had arrested him, made it death for all who took the like commissions for

the future, and decreed that an information should be drawn up against

those who had given that advice, as disturbers of the public peace. Then

the Parliament went in a body, in their robes, to the Queen, with the

First President at their head, and amid the acclamations of the people,

who opened all their barricades to let them pass. The First President

represented to the Queen, with becoming freedom, that the royal word had

been prostituted a thousand times over by scandalous and even childish

evasions, defeating resolutions most useful and necessary for the State.

He strongly exaggerated the mighty danger of the State from the city

being all in arms; but the Queen, who feared nothing because she knew

little, flew into a passion and raved like a fury, saying, "I know too

well that there is an uproar in the city, but you Parliamentarians,

together with your wives and children, shall be answerable for it all;"

and with that she retired into another chamber and shut the door after

her with violence. The members, who numbered about one hundred and

sixty, were going down-stairs; but the First President persuaded them to

go up and try the Queen once more, and meeting with the Duc d'Orleans,

he, with a great deal of persuasion, introduced twenty of them into the

presence-chamber, where the First President made another effort with the

Queen, by setting forth the terrors of the enraged metropolis up in arms,

but she would hear nothing, and went into the little gallery.

Upon this the Cardinal advanced and proposed to surrender the prisoner,

provided the Parliament would promise to hold no more assemblies. They

were going to consider this proposal upon the spot, but, thinking that

the people would be inclined to believe that the Parliament had been

forced if they gave their votes at the Palais Royal, they resolved to

adjourn to their own House.

The Parliament, returning and saying nothing about the liberation of

Broussel, were received by the people with angry murmurs instead of with

loud acclamations. They appeased those at the first two barricades by

telling them that the Queen had promised them satisfaction; but those at

the third barricade would not be paid in that coin, for a journeyman

cook, advancing with two hundred men, pressed his halberd against the

First President, saying, "Go back, traitor, and if thou hast a mind to

save thy life, bring us Broussel, or else Mazarin and the Chancellor as

hostages."

Upon this five presidents 'au mortier' and about twenty councillors fell

back into the crowd to make their escape; the First President only, the

most undaunted man of the age, continued firm and intrepid. He rallied

the members as well as he could, maintaining still the authority of a

magistrate, both in his words and behaviour, and went leisurely back to

the King's palace, through volleys of abuse, menaces, curses, and

blasphemies. He had a kind of eloquence peculiar to himself, knew

nothing of interjections, was not very exact in his speech, but the force

of it made amends for that; and being naturally bold, never spoke so well

as when he was in danger, insomuch that when he returned to the Palace he

even outdid himself, for it is certain that he moved the hearts of all

present except the Queen, who continued inflexible. The Duc d'Orleans

was going to throw himself at her feet, which four or five Princesses,

trembling with fear, actually did. The Cardinal, whom a young councillor

jestingly advised to go out into the streets and see how the people stood

affected, did at last join with the bulk of the Court, and with much ado

the Queen condescended to bid the members go and consult what was fitting

to be done, agreed to set the prisoners at liberty, restored Broussel to

the people, who carried him upon their heads with loud acclamations,

broke down their barricades, opened their shops, and in two hours Paris

was more quiet than ever I saw it upon a Good Friday.

As to the primum mobile of this revolution, it was owing to no other

cause than a deviation from the laws, which so alters the opinions of the

people that many times a faction is formed before the change is so much

as perceived.

This little reflection, with what has been said, may serve to confute

those who pretend that a faction without a head is never to be feared. It

grows up sometimes in a night. The commotion I have been speaking of,

which was so violent and lasting, did not appear to have any leader for a

whole year; but at last there rose up in one moment a much greater number

than was necessary for the party.

The morning after the barricades were removed, the Queen sent for me,

treated me with all the marks of kindness and confidence, said that if

she had hearkened to me she would not have experienced the late

disquietness; that the Cardinal was not to blame for it, but that

Chavigni had been the sole cause of her misfortunes, to whose pernicious

counsels she had paid more deference than to the Cardinal. "But; good

God!" she suddenly exclaimed, "will you not get that rogue Beautru

soundly thrashed, who has paid so little respect to your character? The

poor Cardinal was very near having it done the other night." I received

all this with more respect than credulity. She commanded me to go to the

poor Cardinal, to comfort him, and to advise him as to the best means of

quieting the populace.

I went without any scruple. He embraced me with a tenderness I am not

able to express, said there was not an honest man in France but myself,

and that all the rest were infamous flatterers, who had misled the Queen

in spite of all his and my good counsels. He protested that he would do

nothing for the future without my advice, showed me the foreign

despatches, and, in short, was so affable, that honest Broussel, who was

likewise present upon his invitation, for all his harmless simplicity,

laughed heartily as we were going out, and said that it was all mere

buffoonery.

There being a report that the King was to be removed by the Court from

Paris, the Queen assured the 'prevot des marchands' that it was false,

and yet the very next day carried him to Ruel. From there I doubted not

that she designed to surprise the city, which seemed really astonished at

the King's departure, and I found the hottest members of the Parliament

in great consternation, and the more so because news arrived at the same

time that General Erlac--[He was Governor of Brisac, and commanded the

forces of the Duke of Weimar after the Duke's death]--had passed the

Somme with 4,000 Germans. Now, as in general disturbances one piece of

bad news seldom comes singly, five or six stories of this kind were

published at the same time, which made me think I should find it as

difficult a task to raise the spirits of the people as I had before to

restrain them. I was never so nonplussed in all my life. I saw the full

extent of the danger, and everything looked terrible. Yet the greatest

perils have their charms if never so little glory is discovered in the

prospect of ill-success, while the least dangers have nothing but horror

when defeat is attended with loss of reputation.

I used all the arguments I could to dissuade the Parliament from making

the Court desperate, at least till they had thought of some expedients to

defend themselves from its insults, to which they would inevitably have

been exposed if the Court had taken time by the forelock, in which,

perhaps, they were prevented by the unexpected return of the Prince de

Conti. I hereupon formed a resolution which gave me a great deal of

uneasiness, but which was firm, because it was the only resolution I had

to take. Extremities are always disagreeable, but are the wisest means

when absolutely necessary; the best of it is that they admit of no middle

course, and if peradventure they are good, they are always decisive.

Fortune favoured my design. The Queen ordered Chavigni to be sent

prisoner to Havre-de-Grace. I embraced this opportunity to stir up the

natural fears of his dear friend Viole, by telling him that he was a

ruined man for doing what he had done at the instigation of Chavigni;

that it was plain the King left Paris with a view to attack it, and that

he saw as well as I how much the people were dejected; that if their

spirits should be quite sunk they could never be raised; that they must

be supported; that I would influence the people; and that he should do

what he could with the Parliament, who, in my opinion, ought not to be

supine, but to be awakened at a juncture when the King's departure had

perfectly drowned their senses, adding that a word in season would

infallibly produce this good effect.

Accordingly Viole struck one of the boldest strokes that has perhaps been

heard of. He told the Parliament that it was reported Paris was to be

besieged; that troops were marching for that end, and the most faithful

servants of his late Majesty, who, it was suspected, would oppose designs

so pernicious, would be put in chains; that it was necessary for them to

address the Queen to bring the King back to Paris; and forasmuch as the

author of all these mischiefs was well known, he moved further that the

Duc d'Orleans and the officers of the Crown should be desired to come to

Parliament to deliberate upon the decree issued in 1617, on account of

Marechal d'Ancre, forbidding foreigners to intermeddle in the Government.

We thought ourselves that we had touched too high a key, but a lower note

would not have awakened or kept awake men whom fear had perfectly

stupefied. I have observed that this passion of fear has seldom that

influence upon individuals that it generally has upon the mass.

Viole's proposition at first startled, then rejoiced, and afterwards

animated those that heard it. Blancmenil, who before seemed to have no

life left in him, had now the courage to point at the Cardinal by name,

who hitherto had been described only by the designation of Minister; and

the Parliament cheerfully agreed to remonstrate with the Queen, according

to Viole's proposition, not forgetting to pray her Majesty to remove the

troops further from Paris, and not to send for the magistrates to take

orders for the security of the city.

The President Coigneux whispered to me, saying, "I have no hopes but in

you; we shall be undone if you do not work underground." I sat up

accordingly all night to prepare instructions for Saint-Ibal to treat

with the Count Fuensaldagne, and oblige him to march with the Spanish

army, in case of need, to our assistance, and was just going to send him

away to Brussels when M. de Chatillon, my friend and kinsman, who

mortally hated the Cardinal, came to tell me that the Prince de Conde

would be the next day at Ruel; that the Prince was enraged against the

Cardinal, and was sure he would ruin the State if he were let alone, and

that the Cardinal held a correspondence in cipher with a fellow in the

Prince's army whom he had corrupted, to be informed of everything done

there to his prejudice. By all this I learnt that the Prince had no

great understanding with the Court, and upon his arrival at Ruel I

ventured to go thither.

Both the Queen and the Cardinal were extremely civil, and the latter took

particular notice of the Prince's behaviour to me, who embraced me 'en

passant' in the garden, and spoke very low to me, saying that he would be

at my house next day. He kept his word, and desired me to give him an

account of the state of affairs, and when I had done so we agreed that I

should continue to push the Cardinal by means of the Parliament; that I

should take his Highness by night incognito to Longueil and Broussel, to

assure them they should not want assistance; that the Prince de Conde

should give the Queen all the marks of his respect for and attachment to

her, and make all possible reparation for the dissatisfaction he had

shown with regard to the Cardinal, that he might thereby insinuate

himself into the Queen's favour, and gradually dispose her to receive and

fallow his counsels and hear truths against which she had always stopped

her ears, and that by thus letting the Cardinal drop insensibly, rather

than fall suddenly, the Prince would find himself master of the Cabinet

with the Queer's approbation, and, with the assistance of his humble

servants in Council, arbiter of the national welfare.

The Queen, who went away from Paris to give her troops an opportunity to

starve and attack the city, told the deputies sent by Parliament to

entreat her to restore the King to Paris that she was extremely surprised

and astonished; that the King used every year at that season to take the

air, and that his health was much more to be regarded than the imaginary

fears of the people. The Prince de Conde, coming in at this juncture,

told the President and councillors, who invited him to take his seat in

Parliament, that he would not come, but obey the Queen though it should

prove his ruin. The Duc d'Orleans said that he would not be there

either, because the Parliament had made such proposals as were too bold

to be endured, and the Prince de Conti spoke after the same manner.

The next day the King's Council carried an order of Council to Parliament

to put a stop to their debates against foreigners being in the Ministry.

This so excited the Parliament that they made a remonstrance in writing,

instructed the 'prevot des marchands' to provide for the safety of the

city, ordered all other governors to keep the passages free, and resolved

next day to continue the debate against foreign ministers. I laboured

all night to ward off the fatal blow, which I was afraid would hurry the

Prince, against his will, into the arms of the Court. But when next day

came, the members inflamed one another before they sat, through the

cursed spirit of formality, and the very men who two days ago were all

fear and trembling were suddenly transported, they knew not why, from a

well-grounded fear to a blind rage, so that without reflecting that the

General had arrived whose very name made them tremble, because they

suspected him to be in the interest of the Court, they issued the said

decree, which obliged the Queen to send the Duc d'Anjou,--[Philippe of

France, only brother to King Louis XIV., afterwards Duc d'Orleans, died

suddenly at St. Cloud, in 1701.]--but just recovered from the smallpox,

and the Duchesse d'Orleans, much indisposed, out of town.

This would have begun a civil war next day had not the Prince de Conde

taken the wisest measures imaginable, though he had a very bad opinion of

the Cardinal, both upon the public account and his own, and was as little

pleased with the conduct of the Parliament, with whom there was no

dealing, either as a body or as private persons. The Prince kept an even

pace between the Court and country factions, and he said these words to

me, which I can never forget:

"Mazarin does not know what he is doing, and will ruin the State if care

be not taken; the Parliament really goes on too fast, as you said they

would; if they did but manage according to our scheme, we should be able

to settle our own business and that of the public, too; they act with

precipitation, and were I to do so, it is probable I should gain more by

it than they. But I am Louis de Bourbon, and will not endanger the

State. Are those devils in square caps mad to force me either to begin a

civil war tomorrow or to ruin every man of them, and set over our heads a

Sicilian vagabond who will destroy us all at last?"

In fine, the Prince proposed to set out immediately for Ruel to divert

the Court from their project of attacking Paris, and to propose to the

Queen that the Duc d'Orleans and himself should write to the Parliament

to send deputies to confer about means to relieve the necessities of the

State. The Prince saw that I was so overcome at this proposal that he

said to me with tenderness, "How different you are from the man you are

represented to be at Court! Would to God that all those rogues in the

Ministry were but as well inclined as you!"

I told the Prince that, considering how the minds of the Parliament were

embittered, I doubted whether they would care to confer with the

Cardinal; that his Highness would gain a considerable point if he could

prevail with the Court not to insist upon the necessity of the Cardinal's

presence, because then all the honour of the arrangement, in which the

Duc d'Orleans, as usual, would only be as a cipher, would redound to him,

and that such exclusion of the Cardinal would disgrace his Ministry to

the last degree, and be a very proper preface to the blow which the

Prince designed to give him in the Cabinet.

The Prince profited by the hint, so that the Parliament returned answer

that they would send deputies to confer with the Princes only, which last

words the Prince artfully laid hold of and advised Mazarin not to expose

himself by coming to the conference against the Parliament's consent, but

rather, like a wise man, to make a virtue of the present necessity. This

was a cruel blow to the Cardinal, who ever since the decease of the late

King had been recognised as Prime Minister of France; and the

consequences were equally disastrous.

The deputies being accordingly admitted to a conference with the Duc

d'Orleans, the Princes de Conde and Conti and M. de Longueville, the

First President, Viole, who had moved in Parliament that the decree might

be renewed for excluding foreigners from the Ministry, inveighed against

the imprisonment of M. de Chavigni; who was no member, yet the President

insisted upon his being set at liberty, because, according to the laws of

the realm, no person ought to be detained in custody above twenty-four

hours without examination. This occasioned a considerable debate, and

the Duc d'Orldans, provoked at this expression, said that the President's

aim was to cramp the royal authority. Nevertheless the latter vigorously

maintained his argument, and was unanimously seconded by all the

deputies, for which they were next day applauded in Parliament. In

short, the thing was pushed so far that the Queen was obliged to consent

to a declaration that for the future no man whatever should be detained

in prison above three days without being examined. By this means

Chavigni was set at liberty. Several other conferences were held, in

which the Chancellor treated the First President of the Parliament with a

sort of contempt that was almost brutal. Nevertheless the Parliament

carried all before them.

In October, 1648, the Parliament adjourned, and the Queen soon after

returned to Paris with the King.

The Cardinal, who aimed at nothing more than to ruin my credit with the

people, sent me 4,000 crowns as a present from the Queen, for the

services which she said I intended her on the day of the barricade; and

who, think you, should be the messenger to bring it but my friend the

Marechal de La Meilleraye, the man who before warned me of the sinister

intentions of the Court, and who now was so credulous as to believe that

I was their favourite, because the Cardinal was pleased to say how much

he was concerned for the injustice he had done me; which I only mention

to remark that those people over whom the Court has once got an

ascendency cannot help believing whatever they would have them believe,

and the ministers only are to blame if they do not deceive them. But I

would not be persuaded by the Marshal as he had been by the Cardinal, and

therefore I refused the said sum very civilly, and, I am sure, with as

much sincerity as the Court offered it.

But the Cardinal laid another trap for me that I was not aware of,--by

tempting me with the proffer of the Government of Paris; and when I had

shown a willingness to accept it, he found means to break off the treaty

I was making for that purpose with the Prince de Guemende, who had the

reversion of it, and then represented me to the people as one who only

sought my own interest. Instead of profiting by this blunder, which I

might have done to my own advantage, I added another to it, and said all

that rage could prompt me against the Cardinal to one who told it to him

again.

To return now to public affairs. About the feast of Saint Martin the

people were so excited that they seemed as if they had been all

intoxicated with gathering in the vintage; and you are now going to be

entertained with scenes in comparison to which the past are but trifles.

There is no affair but has its critical minute, which a bold

statesmanship knows how to lay hold of, and which, if missed, especially

in the revolution of kingdoms, you run the great risk of losing

altogether.

Every one now found their advantage in the declaration,--that is, if they

understood their own interest. The Parliament had the honour of

reestablishing public order. The Princes, too, had their share in this

honour, and the first-fruits of it, which were respect and security. The

people had a considerable comfort in it, by being eased of a load of

above sixty millions; and if the Cardinal had had but the sense to make a

virtue of necessity, which is one of the most necessary qualifications of

a minister of State, he might, by an advantage always inseparable from

favourites, have appropriated to himself the greatest part of the merit,

even of those things he had most opposed.

But these advantages were all lost through the most trivial

considerations. The people, upon the discontinuation of the

Parliamentary assemblies, resumed their savage temper, and were scared by

the approach of a few troops at which it was ridiculous to take the least

umbrage. The Parliament was too apt to give ear to every groundless tale

of the non-execution of their declarations. The Duc d'Orleans saw all

the good he was capable of doing and part of the evil he had power to

prevent, but neither was strong enough to influence his fearful temper;

he was unconscious of the coming and fatal blow. The Prince de Conde,

who saw the evil to its full extent, was too courageous by nature to fear

the consequences; he was inclined to do good, but would do it only in his

own way. His age, his humour, and his victories hindered him from

associating patience with activity, nor was he acquainted, unfortunately,

with this maxim so necessary for princes,--"always to sacrifice the

little affairs to the greater;" and the Cardinal, being ignorant of our

ways, daily confounded the most weighty with the most trifling.

The Parliament, who met on the 2d of January, 1649, resolved to enforce

the execution of the declaration, which, they pretended, had been

infringed in all its articles; and the Queen was resolved to retire from

Paris with the King and the whole Court. The Queen was guided by the

Cardinal, and the Duc d'Orleans by La Riviere, the most sordid and

self-interested man of the age in which he lived. As for the Prince de

Conde, he began to be disgusted with the unseasonable proceedings of the

Parliament almost as soon as he had concerted measures with Broussel and

Longueil, which distaste, joined to the kindly attentions of the Queen,

the apparent submission of the Cardinal, and an hereditary inclination

received from his parents to keep well with the Court, cramped the

resolutions of his great soul. I bewailed this change in his behaviour

both for my own and the public account, but much more for his sake. I

loved him as much as I honoured him, and clearly saw the precipice.

I had divers conferences with him, in which I found that his disgust was

turned into wrath and indignation. He swore there was no bearing with

the insolence and impertinence of those citizens who struck at the royal

authority; that as long as he thought they aimed only at Mazarin he was

on their side; that I myself had often confessed that no certain measures

could be concerted with men who changed their opinions every quarter of

an hour; that he could never condescend to be General of an army of

fools, with whom no wise man would entrust himself; besides that, he was

a Prince of the blood, and would not be instrumental in giving a shock to

the Throne; and that the Parliament might thank themselves if they were

ruined through not observing the measures agreed on.

This was the substance of my answer: "No men are more bound by interest

than the Parliament to maintain the royal authority, so that they cannot

be thought to have a design to ruin the State, though their proceedings

may have a tendency that way. It must be owned, therefore, that if the

sovereign people do evil, it is only when they are not able to act as

well as they would. A skilful minister, who knows how to manage large

bodies of men as well as individuals, keeps up such a due balance between

the Prince's authority and the people's obedience as to make all things

succeed and prosper. But the present Prime Minister has neither judgment

nor strength to adjust the pendulum of this State clock, the springs of

which are out of order. His business is to make it go slower, which, I

own, he attempts to do, but very awkwardly, because he has not the brains

for it. In this lies the fault of our machine. Your Highness is in the

right to set about the mending of it, because nobody else is capable of

doing it; but in order to do this must you join with those that would

knock it in pieces?

"You are convinced of the Cardinal's extravagances, and that his only

view is to establish in France a form of government known nowhere but in

Italy. If he should succeed, will the State be a gainer by it, according

to its only true maxims? Would it be an advantage to the Princes of the

blood in any sense? But, besides, has he any likelihood of succeeding?

Is he not loaded with the odium and contempt of the public? and is not

the Parliament the idol they revere? I know you despise them because the

Court is so well armed, but let me tell you that they are so confident of

their power that they feel their importance. They are come to that pass

that they do not value your forces, and though the evil is that at

present their strength consists only in their imagination, yet a time may

come when they may be able to do whatever they now think it in their

power to do.

"Your Highness lately told me that this disposition of the people was

only smoke; but be assured that smoke so dark and thick proceeds from a

brisk fire, which the Parliament blows, and, though they mean well, may

blaze up into such a flame as may consume themselves and again hazard the

destruction of the State, which has been the case more than once. Bodies

of men, when once exasperated by a Ministry, always aggravate their

failures, and scarcely ever show them any favour, which, in some cases,

is enough to ruin a kingdom.

"If, when the proposition was formerly made to the Parliament by the

Cardinal to declare whether they intended to set bounds to the royal

authority, if, I say, they had not wisely eluded the ridiculous and

dangerous question, France would have run a great risk, in my opinion, of

being entirely ruined; for had they answered in the affirmative, as they

were on the point of doing, they would have rent the veil that covers the

mysteries of State. Every monarchy has its peculiar veil; that of France

consists in a kind of religious and sacred silence, which, by the

subjects generally paying a blind obedience to their Kings, muffles up

that right which they think they have to dispense with their obedience in

cases where a complaisance to their Kings would be a prejudice to

themselves. It is a wonder that the Parliament did not strip off this

veil by a formal decree. This has had much worse consequences since the

people have taken the liberty to look through it.

"Your Highness cannot by the force of arms prevent these dangerous

consequences, which, perhaps, are already too near at hand. You see that

even the Parliament can hardly restrain the people whom they have roused;

that the contagion is spread into the provinces, and you know that

Guienne and Provence are entirely governed by the example of Paris. Every

thing shakes and totters, and it is your Highness only that can set us

right, because of the splendour of your birth and reputation, and the

generally received opinion that none but you can do it.

"The Queen shares with the Cardinal in the common hatred, and the Duc

d'Orleans with La Riviere in the universal contempt of the people. If,

out of mere complaisance, you abet their measures, you will share in the

hatred of the public. It is true that you are above their contempt; but

then their dread of you will be so great that it will grievously embitter

the hatred they will then bear to you, and the contempt they have already

for the others, so that what is at present only a serious wound in the

State will perhaps become incurable and mortal. I am sensible you have

grounds to be diffident of the behaviour of a body consisting of above

two hundred persons, who are neither capable of governing nor being

governed. I own the thought is perplexing; but such favourable

circumstances seem to offer themselves at this juncture that matters are

much simplified.

"Supposing that manifestoes were published, and your Highness declared

General of the Parliamentary Army, would you, monseigneur, meet with

greater difficulties than your grandfather and great-grandfather did, in

accommodating themselves to the caprice of the ministers of Rochelle and

the mayors of Nimes and Montauban? And would your Highness find it a

greater task to manage the Parliament of Paris than M. de Mayenne did in

the time of the League, when there was a factious opposition made to all

the measures of the Parliament? Your birth and merit raise you as far

above M. de Mayenne as the cause in hand is above that of the League; and

the circumstances of both are no less different. The head of the League

declared war by an open and public alliance with Spain against the Crown,

and against one of the best and bravest kings that France ever had. And

this head of the League, though descended from a foreign and suspected

family, kept, notwithstanding, that same Parliament in his interest for a

considerable time.

"You have consulted but two members of the whole Parliament, and them

only upon their promise to disclose your intentions to no man living. How

then can your Highness think it possible that your sentiments, locked up

so closely in the breasts of two members, can have any influence upon the

whole body of the Parliament? I dare answer for it, monseigneur, that if

you will but declare yourself openly the protector of the public and of

the sovereign companies, you might govern them--at least, for a

considerable time--with an absolute and almost sovereign authority. But

this, it seems, is not what you have in view; you are not willing to

embroil yourself with the Court. You had rather be of the Cabinet than

of a party. Do not take it ill, then, that men who consider you only in

this light do not conduct themselves as you would like. You ought to

conform your measures to theirs, because theirs are moderate; and you may

safely do it, for the Cardinal can hardly stand under the heavy weight of

the public hatred, and is too weak to oblige you against your will to any

sudden and precipitate rupture. La Riviere, who governs the Duc

d'Orleans, is a most dangerous man. Continue, then, to introduce

moderate measures, and let them take their course, according to your

first plan. Is a little more or less heat in Parliamentary proceedings

sufficient reason to make you alter it? For whatever be the consequence,

the worst that can happen is that the Queen may believe you not zealous

enough for her interest; but are there not remedies enough for that? Are

there not excuses and appearances ready at hand, and such as cannot fail?

"And now, I pray your Highness to give me leave to add that there never

was so excellent, so innocent, so sacred, and so necessary a project as

this formed by your Highness, and, in my humble opinion, there never were

such weak reasons as those you have now urged to hinder its execution;

for I take this to be the weakest of all, which, perhaps, you think a

very strong one, namely, that if Mazarin miscarries in his designs you

may be ruined along with him; and if he does succeed he will destroy you

by the very means which you took to raise him."

It had not the intended effect on the Prince, who was already

prepossessed, and who only answered me in general terms. But heroes have

their faults as well as other men, and so had his Highness, who had one

of the finest geniuses in the world, but little or no forethought. He

did not seek to aggravate matters in order to render himself necessary at

Court, or with a view to do what he afterwards did for the Cardinal, nor

was he biassed by the mean interests of pension, government, and

establishment. He had most certainly great hopes of being arbiter of the

Cabinet. The glory of being restorer of the public peace was his first

end in view, and being the conservator of the royal authority the second.

Those who labour under such an imperfection, though they see clearly the

advantages and disadvantages of both parties, know not which to choose,

because they do not weigh them in the same balance, so that the same

thing appears lightest today which they will think heaviest to-morrow.

This was the case of the Prince, who, it must be owned, if he had carried

on his good design with prudence, certainly would have reestablished the

Government upon a lasting foundation.

He told me more than once, in an angry mood, that if the Parliament went

on at the old rate he would teach them that it would be no great task to

reduce them to reason. I perceived by his talk that the Court had

resumed the design of besieging Paris; and to be the more satisfied of it

I told him that the Cardinal might easily be disappointed in his

measures, and that he would find Paris to be a very tough morsel.

"It shall not be taken," he said, "like Dunkirk, by mines and storming;

but suppose its bread from Gonesse should be cut off for eight days

only?"

I took this statement then for granted, and replied that the stopping of

that passage would be attended with difficulties.

"What difficulties?" asked the Prince, very briskly. "The citizens? Will

they come out to give battle?"

"If it were only citizens, monseigneur," I said, "the battle would not be

very sharp."

"Who will be with them?" he replied; "will you be there yourself?"

"That would be a very bad omen," I said; "it would look too much like the

proceedings of the League."

After a little pause, he said, "But now, to be serious, would you be so

foolish as to embark with those men?"

"You know, monseigneur," I said, "that I am engaged already; and that,

moreover, as Coadjutor of Paris, I am concerned both by honour and

interest in its preservation. I shall be your Highness's humble servant

as long as I live, except in this one point."

I saw he was touched to the quick, but he kept his temper, and said these

very words: "When you engage in a bad cause I will pity you, but shall

have no reason to complain of you. Nor do you complain of me; but do me

that justice you owe me, namely, to own that all I promised to Longueil

and Broussel is since annulled by the conduct of the Parliament."

He afterwards showed me many personal favours, and offered to make my

peace with the Court. I assured him of my obedience and zeal for his

service in everything that did not interfere with the engagements I had

entered into, which, as he himself owned, I could not possibly avoid.

After we parted I paid a visit to Madame de Longueville, who seemed

enraged both against the Court and the Prince de Conde. I was pleased to

think, moreover, that she could do what she would with the Prince de

Conti, who was little better than a child; but then I considered that

this child was a Prince of the blood, and it was only a name we wanted to

give life to that which, without one, was a mere embryo. I could answer

for M. de Longueville, who loved to be the first man in any public

revolution, and I was as well assured of Marechal de La Mothe,--[Philippe

de La Mothe-Houdancourt, deceased 1657.]--who was madly opposed to the

Court, and had been inviolably attached to M. de Longueville for twenty

years together. I saw that the Duc de Bouillon, through the injustice

done him by the Court and the unfortunate state of his domestic affairs,

was very much annoyed and almost desperate. I had an eye upon all these

gentlemen at a distance, but thought neither of them fit to open the

drama. M. de Longueville was only fit for the second act; the Marechal

de La Mothe was a good soldier, but had no headpiece, and was therefore

not qualified for the first act. M. de Bouillon was my man, had not his

honesty been more problematic than his talents. You will not wonder that

I was so wavering in my choice, and that I fixed at last upon the Prince

de Conti, of the blood of France.

As soon as I gave Madame de Longueville a hint of what part she was to

act in the intended revolution, she was perfectly transported, and I took

care to make M. de Longueville as great a malcontent as herself. She had

wit and beauty, though smallpox had taken away the bloom of her pretty

face, in which there sat charms so powerful that they rendered her one of

the most amiable persons in France. I could have placed her in my heart

between Mesdames de Gudmenee and Pommereux, and it was not the despair of

succeeding that palled my passion, but the consideration that the

benefice was not yet vacant, though not well served,--M. de La

Rochefoucault was in possession, yet absent in Poitou. I sent her three

or four billets-doux every day, and received as many. I went very often

to her levee to be more at liberty to talk of affairs, got extraordinary

advantages by it, and I knew that it was the only way to be sure of the

Prince de Conti.

Having settled a regular correspondence with Madame de Longueville, she

made me better acquainted with M. de La Rochefoucault, who made the

Prince de Conti believe that he spoke a good word for him to the lady,

his sister, with whom he was in, love. And the two so blinded the Prince

that he did not suspect anything till four years after.

When I saw that the Court would act upon their own initiative, I resolved

to declare war against them and attack Mazarin in person, because

otherwise we could not escape being first attacked by him.

It is certain that he gave his enemies such an advantage over him as no

other Prime Minister ever did. Power commonly keeps above ridicule, but

everybody laughed at the Cardinal because of his silly sayings and

doings, which those in his position are seldom guilty of. It was said

that he had lately asked Bougeval, deputy of the Grand Council, whether

he did not think himself obliged to have no buttons to the collar of his

doublet, if the King should command it,--a grave argument to convince the

deputies of an important company of the obedience due to kings, for which

he was severely lampooned both in prose and verse.

The Court having attempted to legalise excessive usury,--I mean with

respect to the affair of loans,--my dignity would not permit me to

tolerate so public and scandalous an evil. Therefore I held an assembly

of the clergy, where, without so much as mentioning the Cardinal's name

in the conferences, in which I rather affected to spare him, yet in a

week's time I made him pass for one of the most obstinate Jews in Europe.

At this very time I was sent for, by a civil letter under the Queen's own

hand, to repair to Saint Germain, the messenger telling me the King was

just gone thither and that the army was commanded to advance. I made him

believe I would obey the summons, but I did not intend to do so.

I was pestered for five hours with a parcel of idle rumours of ruin and

destruction, which rather diverted than alarmed me, for though the Prince

de Conde, distrusting his brother the Prince de Conti, had surprised him

in bed and carried him off with him to Saint Germain, yet I did not

question but that, as long as Madame de Longueville stayed in Paris, we

should see him again, the rather because his brother neither feared nor

valued him sufficiently to put him under arrest, and I was assured that

M. de Longueville would be in Paris that evening by having received a

letter from himself.

The King was no sooner gone than the Parliament met, frightened out of

their senses, and I know not what they could have done if we had not

found a way to change their fears into a resolution to make a bold stand.

I have observed a thousand times that there are some kinds of fear only

to be removed by higher degrees of terror. I caused it to be signified

to the Parliament that there was in the Hotel de Ville a letter from his

Majesty to the magistrates, containing the reasons that had obliged him

to leave his good city of Paris, which were in effect that some of the

officers of the House held a correspondence with the enemies of the

Government, and had conspired to seize his person.

The Parliament, considering this letter and that the President le Feron,

'prevot des marchands', was a creature of the Court, ordered the citizens

to arms, the gates to be secured, and the 'prevot des marchands' and the

'lieutenant de police' to keep open the necessary passages for

provisions.

Having thought it good policy that the first public step of resistance

should be taken by the Parliament to justify the disobedience of private

persons, I then invented this stratagem to render me the more excusable

to the Queen for not going to Saint Germain. Having taken leave of all

friends and rejected all their entreaties for my stay in Paris, I took

coach as if I were driving to Court, but, by good luck, met with an

eminent timber-merchant, a very good friend of mine, at the end of

Notre-Dame Street, who was very much out of humour, set upon my

postilion, and threatened my coachman. The people came and overturned my

coach, and the women, shrieking, carried me back to my own house.

I wrote to the Queen and Prince, signifying how sorry I was that I had

met with such a stoppage; but the Queen treated the messenger with scorn

and contempt. The Prince, at the same time that he pitied me, could not

help showing his anger. La Riviere attacked me with railleries and

invectives, and the messenger thought they were sure of putting the rope

about all our necks on the morrow.

I was not so much alarmed at their menaces as at the news I heard the

same day that M. de Longueville, returning from Rouen, had turned off to

Saint Germain. Marechal de La Mothe told me twenty times that he would

do everything to the letter that M. de Longueville would have him do for

or against the Court. M. de Bouillon quarrelled with me for confiding in

men who acted so contrary to the repeated assurances I had given him of

their good behaviour. And besides all this, Madame de Longueville

protested to me that she had received no news from M. de La

Rochefoucault, who went soon after the King, with a design to fortify the

Prince de Conti in his resolution and to bring him back to Paris. Upon

this I sent the Marquis de Noirmoutier to Saint Germain to learn what we

had to trust to.

On the 7th of January, 1649, an order was sent from the King to the

Parliament to remove to Montargis, to the Chamber of Accounts to adjourn

to Orleans and to the Grand Council to retire to Mantes. A packet was

also sent to the Parliament, which they would not open, because they

guessed at the contents and were resolved beforehand not to obey.

Therefore they returned it sealed up as it came, and agreed to send

assurances of their obedience to the Queen, and to beg she would give

them leave to clear themselves from the aspersion thrown upon them in the

letter above mentioned sent to the chief magistrate of the city. And to

support the dignity of Parliament it was further resolved that her

Majesty should be petitioned in a most humble manner to name the

calumniators, that they might be proceeded against according to law. At

the same time Broussel, Viole, Amelot, and seven others moved that it

might be demanded in form that Cardinal Mazarin should be removed; but

they were not supported by anybody else, so that they were treated as

enthusiasts. Although this was a juncture in which it was more necessary

than ever to act with vigour, yet I do not remember the time when I have

beheld so much faintheartedness.

The Chamber of Accounts immediately set about making remonstrances; but

the Grand Council would have obeyed the King's orders, only the city

refused them passports. I think this was one of the most gloomy days I

had as yet seen. I found the Parliament had almost lost all their

spirit, and that I should be obliged to bow my neck under the most

shameful and dangerous yoke of slavery, or be reduced to the dire

necessity of setting up for tribune of the people, which is the most

uncertain and meanest of all posts when it is not vested with sufficient

power.

The weakness of the Prince de Conti, who was led like a child by his

brother, the cowardice of M. de Longueville, who had been to offer his

service to the Queen, and the declaration of MM. de Bouillon and de La

Mothe had mightily disfigured my tribuneship. But the folly of Mazarin

raised its reputation, for he made the Queen refuse audience to the

King's Council, who returned that night to Paris, fully convinced that

the Court was resolved to push things to extremity.

I was informed from Saint Germain that the Prince had assured the Queen

he would take Paris in a fortnight, and they hoped that the

discontinuance of two markets only would starve the city into a

surrender. I carried this news to my, friends, who began to see that

there was no possibility, of accommodation.

The Parliament was no sooner acquainted that the King's Council had been

denied audience than with one voice--Bernai excepted, who was fitter for

a cook than a councillor--they passed that famous decree of January 8th,

1649, whereby Cardinal Mazarin was declared an enemy to the King and

Government, a disturber of the public peace, and all the King's subjects

were enjoined to attack him without mercy.

In the afternoon there was a general council of the deputies of

Parliament, of the Chamber of Accounts, of the Court of Aids, the chief

magistrates of Paris, and the six trading companies, wherein it was

resolved that the magistrates should issue commissions for raising 4,000

horse and 10,000 foot. The same day the Chamber of Accounts, the Court

of Aids, and the city sent their deputies to the Queen, to beseech her

Majesty to bring the King back to Paris, but the Court was obdurate. The

Prince de Conde flew out against the Parliament in the Queen's presence;

and her Majesty told them all that neither the King nor herself would

ever come again within the walls of the city till the Parliament was gone

out of it.

The next day the city received a letter from the King commanding them to

oblige the Parliament to remove to Montargis. The governor, one of the

sheriffs, and four councillors of the city carried the letter to

Parliament, protesting at the same time that they would obey no other

orders than those of the Parliament, who that very morning settled the

necessary funds for raising troops. In the afternoon there was a general

council, wherein all the corporations of the city and all the colonels

and captains of the several quarters entered into an association,

confirmed by an oath, for their mutual defence. In the meantime I was

informed by the Marquis de Noirmoutier that the Prince de Conti and M. de

Longueville were very well disposed, and that they stayed at Court the

longer to have a safer opportunity of coming away. M. de La

Rochefoucault wrote to the same purpose to Madame de Longueville.

The same day I had a visit from the Duc d'Elbeuf,--[Charles de Lorraine,

the second of that name, who died 1657.]--who, as they said, having

missed a dinner at Court, came to Paris for a supper. He addressed me

with all the cajoling flattery of the House of Guise, and had three

children with him, who were not so eloquent, but seemed to be quite as

cunning as himself. He told me that he was going to offer his service to

the Hotel de Ville; but I advised him to wait upon the Parliament. He

was fixed in his first resolution, yet he came to assure me he would

follow my advice in everything. I was afraid that the Parisians, to whom

the very name of a Prince of Lorraine is dear, would have given him the

command of the troops. Therefore I ordered the clergy over whom I had

influence to insinuate to the people that he was too influential with the

Abbe de La Riviere, and I showed the Parliament what respect he had for

them by addressing himself to the Hotel de Ville in the first place, and

that he had not honour enough to be trusted. I was shown a letter which

he wrote to his friend as he came into town, in which were these words:

"I must go and do homage to the Coadjutor now, but in three days' time he

shall return it to me." And I knew from other instances that his

affection for me was of the feeblest.

While I was reflecting what to do, news was brought to me before daylight

that the Prince de Conti and M. de Longueville were at the gate of Saint

Honord and denied entrance by the people, who feared they came to betray

the city. I immediately fetched honest Broussel, and, taking some

torches to light us, we posted to the said gate through a prodigious

crowd of people; it was broad daylight before we could persuade the

people that they might safely let them in.

The great difficulty now was how to manage so as to remove the general

distrust of the Prince de Conti that existed among the people. That

which was practicable the night before was rendered impossible and even

ruinous the next day, and this same Duc d'Elbeuf, whom I thought to have

driven out of Paris on the 9th, was in a fair way to have compelled me to

leave on the 10th if he had played his game well, so suspected was the

name of Conde by the people. As there wanted a little time to reconcile

them, I thought it was our only way to keep fair with M. d'Elbeuf and to

convince him that it would be to his interest to join with the Prince de

Conti and M. de Longueville. I accordingly sent to acquaint him that I

intended him a visit, but when I arrived he was gone to the Parliament,

where the First President, who was against removing to Montargis and at

the same time very averse to a civil war, embraced him, and, without

giving the members time to consider what was urged by Broussel, Viole,

and others to the contrary, caused him to be declared General, with a

design merely to divide and weaken the party.

Upon this I made haste to the Palace of Longueville to persuade the

Prince de Conti and M. de Longueville to go that very instant to the

Parliament House. The latter was never in haste, and the Prince having

gone tired to bed, it was with much ado I prevailed on him to rise. In

short, he was so long in setting out that the Parliament was up and M.

d'Elbeuf was marching to the Hotel de Ville to be sworn and to take care

of the commissions that were to be issued. I thereupon persuaded the

Prince de Conti to go to the Parliament in the afternoon and to offer

them his service, while I stayed without in the hall to observe the

disposition of the people.

He went thither accordingly in my coach and with my grand livery, by

which he made it appear that he reposed his confidence entirely in the

people, whom there is a necessity of managing with a world of precaution

because of their natural diffidence and instability. When we came to the

House we were saluted upon the stairs with "God bless the Coadjutor!"

but, except those posted there on purpose, not a soul cried, "God bless

the Prince de Conti!" from which I concluded that the bulk of the people

were not yet cured of their diffidence, and therefore I was very glad

when I had got the Prince into the Grand Chamber. The moment after, M.

d'Elbeuf came in with the city guards, who attended him as general, and

with all the people crying out, "God bless his Highness M. d'Elbeuf!" But

as they cried at the same time "God save the Coadjutor!" I addressed

myself to him with a smile and said, "This is an echo, monsieur, which

does me a great deal of honour."--"It is very kind of you," said he, and,

turning to the guards, bade them stay at the door of the Grand Chamber. I

took the order as given to myself, and stayed there likewise, with a

great number of my friends. As soon as the House was formed, the Prince

de Conti stood up and said that, having been made acquainted at Saint

Germain with the pernicious counsels given to the Queen, he thought

himself obliged, as Prince of the blood, to oppose them. M. d'Elbeuf,

who was proud and insolent, like all weak men, because he thought he had

the strongest party, said he knew the respect due to the Prince de Conti,

but that he could not forbear telling them that it was himself who first

broke the ice and offered his service to the Parliament, who, having

conferred the General's baton upon him, he would never part with it but

with his life.

The generality of the members, who were as distrustful of the Prince de

Conti as the people, applauded this declaration, and the Parliament

passed a decree forbidding the troops on pain of high treason to advance

within twenty miles of Paris. I saw that all I could do that day was to

reconduct the Prince de Conti in safety to the palace of Longueville, for

the crowd was so great that I was fain to carry him, as it were, in my

arms out of the Grand Chamber.

M. d'Elbeuf, who thought the day was all his own, hearing my name joined

with his in the huzzas of the people, said to me by way of reprisal,

"This, monsieur, is an echo which does me a great deal of honour," to

which I replied, as he did to me before, "Monsieur, it is very kind of

you." Meantime he was not wise enough to improve the opportunity, and I

foresaw that things would soon take another turn, for reputation of long

standing among the people never fails to blast the tender blossoms of

public good-will which are forced out of due season.

I had news sent to me from Madame de Lesdiguieres at Saint Germain, that

M. d'Elbeuf, an hour after he heard of the arrival of the Prince de Conti

and M. de Longueville at Paris, wrote a letter to the Abbe de la Riviere

with these words: "Tell the Queen and the Duc d'Orleans that this

diabolical Coadjutor is the ruin of everything here, and that in two days

I shall have no power at all, but that if they will be kind to me I will

make them sensible. I am not come hither with so bad a design as they

imagine." I made a very good use of this advice, and, knowing that the

people are generally fond of everything that seems mysterious, I imparted

the secret to four or five hundred persons. I had the pleasure to hear

that the confidence which the Prince had reposed in the people by going

about all alone in my coach, without any attendance, had won their

hearts.

At midnight M. de Longueville, Marechal de La Mothe, and myself went to

M. de Bouillon, whom we found as wavering as the state of affairs, but

when we showed him our plan, and how easily it might be executed, he

joined us immediately. We concerted measures, and I gave out orders to

all the colonels and captains of my acquaintance.

The most dangerous blow that I gave to M. d'Elbeuf was by making the

people believe that he held correspondence with the King's troops, who on

the 9th, at night, surprised Charenton. I met him on the first report of

it, when he said, "Would you think there are people so wicked as to say

that I had a hand in the capture of Charenton?" I said in answer, "Would

you think there are people vile enough to report that the Prince de Conti

is come hither by concert with the Prince de Conde?"

When I saw the people pretty well cured of their diffidence, and not so

zealous as they were for M. d'Elbeuf, I was for mincing the matter no

longer, and thought that ostentation would be as proper to-day as reserve

was yesterday. The Prince de Conti took M. de Longueville to the

Parliament House, where he offered them his services, together with all

Normandy, and desired they would accept of his wife, son, and daughter,

and keep them in the Hotel de Ville as pledges of his sincerity. He was

seconded by M. de Bouillon, who said he was exceedingly glad to serve the

Parliament under the command of so great a Prince as the Prince de Conti.

M. d'Elbeuf was nettled at this expression, and repeated what he had said

before, that he would not part with the General's staff, and he showed

more warmth than judgment in the whole debate. He spoke nothing to the

purpose. It was too late to dispute, and he was obliged to yield, but I

have observed that fools yield only when they cannot help it. We tried

his patience a third time by the appearance of Marechal de La Mothe, who

passed the same compliment upon the company as De Bouillon had done. We

had concerted beforehand that these personages should make their

appearance upon the theatre one after the other, for we had remarked that

nothing so much affects the people, and even the Parliament, among whom

the people are a majority, as a variety of scenes.

I took Madame de Longueville and Madame de Bouillon in a coach by way of

triumph to the Hotel de Ville. They were both of rare beauty, and

appeared the more charming because of a careless air, the more becoming

to both because it was unaffected. Each held one of her children,

beautiful as the mother, in her arms. The place was so full of people

that the very tops of the houses were crowded; all the men shouted and

the women wept for joy and affection. I threw five hundred pistoles out

of the window of the Hotel de Ville, and went again to the Parliament

House, accompanied by a vast number of people, some with arms and others

without. M. d'Elbeuf's captain of the guards told his master that he was

ruined to all intents and purposes if he did not accommodate himself to

the present position of affairs, which was the reason that I found him

much perplexed and dejected, especially when M. de Bellievre, who had

amused him hitherto designedly, came in and asked what meant the beating

of the drums. I answered that he would hear more very soon, and that all

honest men were quite out of patience with those that sowed divisions

among the people. I saw then that wisdom in affairs of moment is nothing

without courage. M. d'Elbeuf had little courage at this juncture, made a

ridiculous explanation of what he had said before, and granted more than

he was desired to do, and it was owing to the civility and good sense of

M. de Bouillon that he retained the title of General and the precedence

of M. de Bouillon and M. de La Mothe, who were equally Generals with

himself under the Prince de Conti, who was from that instant declared

Generalissimo of the King's forces under the direction of the Parliament.

There happened at this time a comical scene in the Hotel de Ville, which

I mention more particularly because of its consequence. De Noirmoutier,

who the night before was made lieutenant-general, returning by the Hotel

de Ville from a sally which he had made into the suburbs to drive away

Mazarin's skirmishers, as they were called, entered with three officers

in armour into the chamber of Madame de Longueville, which was full of

ladies; the mixture of blue scarfs, ladies, cuirassiers, fiddlers, and

trumpeters in and about the hall was such a sight as is seldom met with

but in romances. De Noirmoutier, who was a great admirer of Astrea, said

he imagined that we were besieged in Marcilli. "Well you may," said I;

"Madame de Longueville is as fair as Galatea, but Marsillac (son of M. de

La Rochefoucault) is not a man of so much honour as Lindamore." I fancy

I was overheard by one in a neighbouring window, who might have told M.

de La Rochefoucault, for otherwise I cannot guess at the first cause of

the hatred which he afterwards bore me.

Before I proceed to give you the detail of the civil war, suffer me to

lead you into the gallery where you, who are an admirer of fine painting,

will be entertained with the figures of the chief actors, drawn all at

length in their proper colours, and you will be able to judge by the

history whether they are painted to the life. Let us begin, as it is but

just, with her Majesty.

Character of the Queen.

The Queen excelled in that kind of wit which was becoming her circle, to

the end that she might not appear silly before strangers; she was more

ill-natured than proud, had more pride than real grandeur, and more show

than substance; she loved money too well to be liberal, and her own

interest too well to be impartial; she was more constant than passionate

as a lover, more implacable than cruel, and more mindful of injuries than

of good offices. She had more of the pious intention than of real piety,

more obstinacy than well-grounded resolution, and a greater measure of

incapacity than of all the rest.

Character of the Duc d' Orleans.

The Duc d'Orleans possessed all the good qualities requisite for a man of

honour except courage, but having not one quality eminent enough to make

him notable, he had nothing in him to supply or support the weakness

which was so predominant in his heart through fear, and in his mind

through irresolution, that it tarnished the whole course of his life. He

engaged in all affairs, because he had not power to resist the

importunities of those who drew him in for their own advantage, and came

off always with shame for want of courage to go on. His suspicious

temper, even from his childhood, deadened those lively, gay colours which

would have shone out naturally with the advantages of a fine, bright

genius, an amiable gracefulness, a very honest disposition, a perfect

disinterestedness, and an incredible easiness of behaviour.

Character of the Prince de Conde.

The Prince de Conde was born a general, an honour none could ever boast

of before but Caesar and Spinola; he was equal to the first, but superior

to the second. Intrepidity was one of the least parts of his character.

Nature gave him a genius as great as his heart. It was his fortune to be

born in an age of war, which gave him an opportunity to display his

courage to its full extent; but his birth, or rather education, in a

family submissively attached to the Cabinet, restrained his noble genius

within too narrow bounds. There was no care taken betimes to inspire him

with those great and general maxims which form and improve a man of

parts. He had not time to acquire them by his own application, because

he was prevented from his youth by the unexpected revolution, and by a

constant series of successes. This one imperfection, though he had as

pure a soul as any in the world, was the reason that he did things which

were not to be justified, that though he had the heart of Alexander so he

had his infirmities, that he was guilty of unaccountable follies, that

having all the talents of Francois de Guise, he did not serve the State

upon some occasions as well as he ought, and that having the parts of

Henri de Conde, his namesake, he did not push the faction as far as he

might have done, nor did he discharge all the duties his extraordinary

merit demanded from him.

Character of the Duc de Longueville.

M. de Longueville, though he had the grand name of Orleans, together with

vivacity, an agreeable appearance, generosity, liberality, justice,

valour, and grandeur, yet never made any extraordinary figure in life,

because his ideas were infinitely above his capacity. If a man has

abilities and great designs, he is sure to be looked upon as a man of

some importance; but if he does not carry them out, he is not much

esteemed, which was the case with De Longueville.

Character of the Duc de Beaufort.

M. de Beaufort knew little of affairs of moment but by hearsay and by

what he had learned in the cabal of "The Importants," of whose jargon he

had retained some smattering, which, together with some expressions he

had perfectly acquired from Madame de Vendome, formed a language that

would have puzzled a Cato. His speech was short and stupidly dull, and

the more so because he obscured it by affectation. He thought himself

very sufficient, and pretended to a great deal more wit than came to his

share. He was brave enough in his person, and outdid the common Hectors

by being so upon all occasions, but never more 'mal a propos' than in

gallantry. And he talked and thought just as the people did whose idol

he was for some time.

Character of the Dice d'Elbeuf.

M. d'Elbeuf could not fail of courage, as he was a Prince of the house of

Lorraine. He had all the wit that a man of abundantly more cunning and

good sense could pretend to. He was a medley of incoherent flourishes.

He was the first Prince debased by poverty; and, perhaps, never man was

more at a loss than he to raise the pity of the people in misery. A

comfortable subsistence did not raise his spirits; and if he had been

master of riches he would have been envied as a leader of a party.

Poverty so well became him that it seemed as if he had been cut out for a

beggar.

Character of the Duc de Bouillon.

The Duc de Bouillon was a man of experienced valour and profound sense. I

am fully persuaded, by what I have seen of his conduct, that those who

cry it down wrong his character; and it may be that others had too

favourable notions of his merit, who thought him capable of all the great

things which he never did.

Character of M. de Turenne.

M. de Turenne had all the good qualities in his very nature, and acquired

all the great ones very early, those only excepted that he never thought

of. Though almost all the virtues were in a manner natural to him, yet

he shone out in none. He was looked upon as more proper to be at the

head of an army than of a faction, for he was not naturally enterprising.

He had in all his conduct, as well as in his way of talking, certain

obscurities which he never explained but on particular occasions, and

then only for his own honour.

Character of Marechal de La Mothe.

The Marechal de La Mothe was a captain of the second rank, full of

mettle, but not a man of much sense. He was affable and courteous in

civil life, and a very useful man in a faction because of his wonderful

complacency.

Character of the Prince de Conti.

The Prince de Conti was a second Zeno as much as he was a Prince of the

blood. That is his character with regard to the public; and as to his

private capacity, wickedness had the same effect on him as weakness had

on M. d'Elbeuf, and drowned his other qualities, which were all mean and

tinctured with folly.

Character of M. de La Rochefoucault.

M. de La Rochefoucault had something so odd in all his conduct that I

know not what name to give it. He loved to be engaged in intrigues from

a child. He was never capable of conducting any affair, for what reasons

I could not conceive; for he had endowments which, in another, would have

made amends for imperfections . . . . He had not a long view of what

was beyond his reach, nor a quick apprehension of what was within it; but

his sound sense, very good in speculation, his good-nature, his engaging

and wonderfully easy behaviour, were enough to have made amends more than

they did for his want of penetration. He was constantly wavering in his

resolution, but what to attribute it to I know not, for it could not come

from his fertile imagination, which was lively. Nor can I say it came

from his barrenness of thought, for though he did not excel as a man of

affairs, yet he had a good fund of sense. The effect of this

irresolution is very visible, though we do not know its cause. He never

was a warrior, though a true soldier. He never was a courtier, though he

had always a good mind to be one. He never was a good party man, though

his whole life was engaged in partisanship. He was very timorous and

bashful in conversation, and thought he always stood in need of

apologies, which, considering that his "Maxims" showed not great regard

for virtue, and that his practice was always to get out of affairs with

the same hurry as he got into them, makes me conclude that he would have

done much better if he had contented himself to have passed, as he might

have done, for the politest courtier and the most cultivated gentlemen of

his age.

Character of Madame de Longueville.

Madame de Longueville had naturally a great fund of wit, and was,

moreover, a woman of parts; but her indolent temper kept her from making

any use of her talents, either in gallantries or in her hatred against

the Prince de Conde. Her languishing air had more charms in it than the

most exquisite beauty. She had few or no faults besides what she

contracted in her gallantry. As her passion of love influenced her

conduct more than politics, she who was the Amazon of a great party

degenerated into the character of a fortune-hunter. But the grace of God

brought her back to her former self, which all the world was not able to

do.

Character of Madame de Chevreuse.

Madame de Chevreuse had not so much as the remains of beauty when I knew

her; she was the only person I ever saw whose vivacity supplied the want

of judgment; her wit was so brilliant and so full of wisdom that the

greatest men of the age would not have been ashamed of it, while, in

truth, it was owing to some lucky opportunity. If she had been born in

time of peace she would never have imagined there could have been such a

thing as war. If the Prior of the Carthusians had but pleased her, she

would have been a nun all her lifetime. M. de Lorraine was the first

that engaged her in State affairs. The Duke of Buckingham--[George

Villiers, Duke of Buckingham, assassinated when preparing to succour

Rochelle.]--and the Earl of Holland (an English lord, of the family of

Rich, and younger son of the Earl of Warwick, then ambassador in France)

kept her to themselves; M. de Chateauneuf continued the amusement, till

at last she abandoned herself to the pleasing of a person whom she loved,

without any choice, but purely because it was impossible for her to live

without being in love with somebody. It was no hard task to give her one

to serve the turn of the faction, but as soon as she accepted him she

loved him with all her heart and soul, and she confessed that, by the

caprice of fortune, she never loved best where she esteemed most, except

in the case of the poor Duke of Buckingham. Notwithstanding her

attachment in love, which we may, properly call her everlasting passion,

notwithstanding the frequent change of objects, she was peevish and

touchy almost to distraction, but when herself again, her transports were

very agreeable; never was anybody less fearful of real danger, and never

had woman more contempt for scruples and ceremonies.

Character of Mademoiselle de Chevreuse.

Mademoiselle de Chevreuse was more beautiful in her person than charming

in her carriage, and by nature extremely silly; her amorous passion made

her seem witty, serious, and agreeable only to him whom she was in love

with, but she soon treated him as she did her petticoat, which to-day she

took into her bed, and to-morrow cast into the fire out of pure aversion.

Character of the Princess Palatine.

The Princess Palatine' had just as much gallantry as gravity. I believe

she had as great a talent for State affairs as Elizabeth, Queen of

England. I have seen her in the faction, I have seen her in the Cabinet,

and found her everywhere equally sincere.

Character of Madame de Montbazon.

Madame de Montbazon was a very great beauty, only modesty was visibly

wanting in her air; her grand air and her way of talking sometimes

supplied her want of sense. She loved nothing more than her pleasures,

unless it was her private interest, and I never knew a vicious person

that had so little respect for virtue.

Character of the First President.

If it were not a sort of blasphemy to say that any mortal of our times

had more courage than the great Gustavus Adolphus and the Prince de

Conde, I would venture to affirm it of M. Mole, the First President, but

his wit was far inferior to his courage. It is true that his enunciation

was not agreeable, but his eloquence was such that, though it shocked the

ear, it seized the imagination. He sought the interest of the public

preferably to all things, not excepting the interest of his own family,

which yet he loved too much for a magistrate. He had not a genius to see

at times the good he was capable of doing, presumed too much upon his

authority, and imagined that he could moderate both the Court and

Parliament; but he failed in both, made himself suspected by both, and

thus, with a design to do good, he did evil. Prejudices contributed not

a little to this, for I observed he was prejudiced to such a degree that

he always judged of actions by men, and scarcely ever of men by their

actions.

To return to our history. All the companies having united and settled

the necessary funds, a complete army was raised in Paris in a week's

time. The Bastille surrendered after five or six cannon shots, and it

was a pretty sight to see the women carry their chairs into the garden,

where the guns were stationed, for the sake of seeing the siege, just as

if about to hear a sermon.

M. de Beaufort, having escaped from his confinement, arrived this very

day in Paris. I found that his imprisonment had not made him one jot the

wiser. Indeed, it had got him a reputation, because he bore it with

constancy and made his escape with courage. It was also his merit not to

have abandoned the banks of the Loire at a time when it absolutely

required abundance of skill and courage to stay there. It is an easy

matter for those who are disgraced at Court to make the best of their own

merit in the beginning of a civil war. He had a mind to form an alliance

with me, and knowing how to employ him advantageously, I prepossessed the

people in his favour, and exaggerated the conspiracy which the Cardinal

had formed against him by means of Du Hamel.

As my friendship was necessary to him, so his was necessary to me; for my

profession on many occasions being a restraint upon me, I wanted a man

sometimes to stand before me. M. de La Mothe was so dependent on M. de

Longueville that I could not rely on him; and M. de Bouillon was not a

man to be governed.

We went together to wait on the Prince de Conti; we stopped the coach in

the streets, where I proclaimed the name of M. de Beaufort, praised him

and showed him to the people; upon which the people were suddenly fired

with enthusiasm, the women kissed him, and the crowd was so great that we

had much ado to get to the Hotel de Ville. The next day he offered a

petition to the Parliament desiring he might have leave to justify

himself against the accusation of his having formed a design against the

life of the Cardinal, which was granted; and he was accordingly cleared

next day, and the Parliament issued that famous decree for seizing all

the cash of the Crown in all the public and private receipt offices of

the kingdom and employing it in the common defence.

The Prince de Conde was enraged at the declaration published by the

Prince de Conti and M. de Longueville, which cast the Court, then at

Saint Germain, into such a despair that the Cardinal was upon the point

of retiring. I was abused there without mercy, as appeared by a letter

sent to Madame de Longueville from the Princess, her mother, in which I

read this sentence: "They rail here plentifully against the Coadjutor,

whom yet I cannot forbear thanking for what he has done for the poor

Queen of England." This circumstance is very curious. You must know

that a few days before the King left Paris I visited the Queen of

England, whom I found in the apartment of her daughter, since Madame

d'Orleans. "You see, monsieur," said the Queen, "I come here to keep

Henriette company; the poor child has lain in bed all day for want of a

fire." The truth is, the Cardinal having stopped the Queen's pension six

months, tradesmen were unwilling to give her credit, and there was not a

chip of wood in the house. You may be sure I took care that a Princess

of Great Britain should not be confined to her bed next day, for want of

a fagot; and a few days after I exaggerated the scandal of this

desertion, and the Parliament sent the Queen a present of 40,000 livres.

Posterity will hardly believe that the Queen of England, granddaughter of

Henri the Great, wanted a fagot to light a fire in the month of January,

in the Louvre, and at the Court of France.

There are many passages in history less monstrous than this which make us

shudder, and this mean action of the Court made so little impression upon

the minds of the generality of the people at that time that I have

reflected a thousand times since that we are far more moved at the

hearing of old stories than of those of the present time; we are not

shocked at what we see with our own eyes, and I question whether our

surprise would be as great as we imagine at the story of Caligula's

promoting his horse to the dignity of a consul were he and his horse now

living.

To return to the war. A cornet of my regiment being taken prisoner and

carried to Saint Germain, the Queen immediately ordered his head to be

cut off, but I sent a trumpeter to acquaint the Court that I would make

reprisals upon my prisoners, so that my cornet was exchanged and a cartel

settled.

As soon as Paris declared itself, all the kingdom was in a quandary, for

the Parliament of Paris sent circular letters to all the Parliaments and

cities in the kingdom exhorting them to join against the common enemy;

upon which the Parliaments of Aix and Rouen joined with that of Paris.

The Prince d'Harcourt, now Duc d'Elbeuf, and the cities of Rheims, Tours,

and Potiers, took up arms in its favour. The Duc de La Tremouille raised

men for them publicly. The Duc de Retz offered his service to the

Parliament, together with Belle Isle. Le Mans expelled its bishop and

all the Lavardin family, who were in the interest of the Court.

On the 18th of January, 1649, I was admitted to a seat and vote in

Parliament, and signed an alliance with the chief leaders of the party:

MM. de Beaufort, de Bouillon, de La Mothe, de Noirmoutier, de Vitri, de

Brissac, de Maure, de Matha, de Cugnac, de Barnire, de Sillery, de La

Rochefoucault, de Laigues, de Sevigny, de Bethune, de Luynes, de

Chaumont, de Saint-Germain, d'Action, and de Fiesque.

On the 9th of February the Prince de Conde attacked and took Charenton.

All this time the country people were flocking to Paris with provisions,

not only because there was plenty of money, but to enable the citizens to

hold out against the siege, which was begun on the 9th of January.

On the 12th of February a herald came with two trumpeters from the Court

to one of the city gates, bringing three packets of letters, one for the

Parliament, one for the Prince de Conti, and the third for the Hotel de

Ville. It was but the night before that a person was caught in the halls

dropping libels against the Parliament and me; upon which the Parliament,

Princes, and city supposed that this State visit was nothing but an

amusement of Cardinal Mazarin to cover a worse design, and therefore

resolved not to receive the message nor give the herald audience, but to

send the King's Council to the Queen to represent to her that their

refusal was out of pure obedience and respect, because heralds are never

sent but to sovereign Princes or public enemies, and that the Parliament,

the Prince de Conti, and the city were neither the one nor the other. At

the same time the Chevalier de Lavalette, who distributed the libels, had

formed a design to kill me and M. de Beaufort upon the Parliament stairs

in the great crowd which they expected would attend the appearance of the

herald. The Court, indeed, always denied his having any other commission

than to drop the libels, but I am certain that the Bishop of Dole told

the Bishop of Aire, but a night or two before, that Beaufort and I should

not be among the living three days hence.

The King's councillors returned with a report how kindly they had been

received at Saint Germain. They said the Queen highly approved of the

reasons offered by the Parliament for refusing entrance to the herald,

and that she had assured them that, though she could not side with the

Parliament in the present state of affairs, yet she received with joy the

assurances they had given her of their respect and submission, and that

she would distinguish them in general and in particular by special marks

of her good-will. Talon, Attorney-General, who always spoke with dignity

and force, embellished this answer of the Queen with all the ornaments he

could give it, assuring the Parliament in very pathetic terms that, if

they should be pleased to send a deputation to Saint Germain, it would be

very kindly received, and might, perhaps, be a great step towards a

peace.

When I saw that we were besieged, that the Cardinal had sent a person

into Flanders to treat with the Spaniards, and that our party was now so

well formed that there was no danger that I alone should be charged with

courting the alliance of the enemies of the State, I hesitated no longer,

but judged that, as affairs stood, I might with honour hear what

proposals the Spaniards would make to me for the relief of Paris; but I

took care not to have my name mentioned, and that the first overtures

should be made to M. d'Elbeuf, who was the fittest person, because during

the ministry of Cardinal de Richelieu he was twelve or fifteen years in

Flanders a pensioner of Spain. Accordingly Arnolfi, a Bernardin friar,

was sent from the Archduke Leopold, Governor of the Spanish Netherlands

for the King of Spain, to the Duc d'Elbeuf, who, upon sight of his

credentials, thought himself the most considerable man of the party,

invited most of us to dinner, and told us he had a very important matter

to lay before us, but that such was his tenderness for the French name

that he could not open so much as a small letter from a suspected

quarter, which, after some scrupulous and mysterious circumlocutions, he

ventured to name, and we agreed one and all not to refuse the succours

from Spain, but the great difficulty was, which way to get them.

Fuensaldagne, the general, was inclined to join us if he could have been

sure that we would engage with him; but as there was no possibility of

the Parliaments treating with him, nor any dependence to be placed upon

the generals, some of whom were wavering and whimsical, Madame de

Bouillon pressed me not to hesitate any longer, but to join with her

husband, adding that if he and I united, we should so far overmatch the

others that it would not be in their power to injure us.

M. de Bouillon and I agreed to use our interest to oblige the Parliament

to hear what the envoy had to say. I proposed it to the Parliament, but

the first motion of it was hissed, in a manner, by all the company as

much as if it had been heretical. The old President Le Coigneux, a man

of quick apprehension, observing that I sometimes mentioned a letter from

the Archduke of which there had been no talk, declared himself suddenly

to be of my opinion. He had a secret persuasion that I had seen some

writings which they knew nothing of, and therefore, while both sides were

in the heat of debate, he said to me:

"Why do you not disclose yourself to your friends? They would come into

your measures. I see very well you know more of the matter than the

person who thinks himself your informant." I vow I was terribly ashamed

of my indiscretion. I squeezed him by the hand and winked at MM. de

Beaufort and de La Mothe. At length two other Presidents came over to my

opinion, being thoroughly convinced that succours from Spain at this time

were a remedy absolutely necessary to our disease, but a dangerous and

empirical medicine, and infallibly mortal to particular persons if it did

not pass first through the Parliament's alembic.

The Bernardin, being tutored by us beforehand what to say when he came

before the Parliament, behaved like a man of good sense.

When he desired audience, or rather when the Prince de Conti desired it

for him, the President de Mesmes, a man of great capacity, but by fear

and ambition most slavishly attached to the Court, made an eloquent and

pathetic harangue, preferable to anything I ever met with of the kind in

all the monuments of antiquity, and, turning about to the Prince de

Conti, "Is it possible, monsieur," said he, "that a Prince of the blood

of France should propose to let a person deputed from the most bitter

enemy of the fleurs-de-lis have a seat upon those flowers?" Then turning

to me, he said, "What, monsieur, will you refuse entrance to your

sovereign's herald upon the most trifling pretexts?" I knew what was

coming, and therefore I endeavoured to stop his mouth by this answer:

"Monsieur, you will excuse me from calling those reasons frivolous which

have had the sanction of a decree." The bulk of the Parliament was

provoked at the President's unguarded expression, baited him very

fiercely, and then I made some pretence to go out, leaving Quatresous, a

young man of the warmest temper, in the House to skirmish with him in my

stead, as having experienced more than once that the only way to get

anything of moment passed in Parliamentary or other assemblies is to

exasperate the young men against the old ones.

In short, after many debates, it was carried that the envoy should be

admitted to audience. Being accordingly admitted, and bidden to be

covered and sit down, he presented the Archduke's credentials, and then

made a speech, which was in substance that his master had ordered him to

acquaint the company with a proposal made him by Cardinal Mazarin since

the blockade of Paris, which his Catholic Majesty did not think

consistent with his safety or honour to accept, when he saw that, on the

one hand, it was made with a view to oppress the Parliament, which was

held in veneration by all the kingdoms in the world, and, on the other,

that all treaties made with a condemned minister would be null and void,

forasmuch as they were made without the concurrence of the Parliament, to

whom only it belonged to register and verify treaties of peace in order

to make them authoritative; that the Catholic King, who proposed to take

no advantage from the present state of affairs, had ordered the Archduke

to assure the Parliament, whom he knew to be in the true interest of the

most Christian King, that he heartily acknowledged them to be the

arbiters of peace, that he submitted to their judgment, and that if they

thought proper to be judges, he left it to their choice to send a

deputation out of their own body to what place they pleased. Paris itself

not excepted, and that his Catholic Majesty would also, without delay,

send his deputies thither to meet and treat with them; that, meanwhile,

he had ordered 18,000 men to march towards their frontiers to relieve

them in case of need, with orders nevertheless to commit no hostilities

upon the towns, etc., of the most Christian King, though they were for

the most part abandoned; and it being his resolution at this juncture to

show his sincere inclination for peace, he gave them his word of honour

that his armies should not stir during the treaty; but that in case his

troops might be serviceable to the Parliament, they were at their

disposal, to be commanded by French officers; and that to obviate all the

reasonable jealousies generally, attending the conduct of foreigners,

they, were at liberty to take all other precautions they should think

proper.

Before his admission the Prdsident de Mesmes had loaded me with

invectives, for secretly corresponding with the enemies of the State, for

favouring his admission, and for opposing that of my sovereign's herald.

I had observed that when the objections against a man are capable of

making greater impression than his answers, it is his best course to say

but little, and that he may talk as much as he pleases when he thinks his

answers of greater force than the objections. I kept strictly to this

rule, for though the said President artfully pointed his satire at me, I

sat unconcerned till I found the Parliament was charmed with what the

envoy had said, and then, in my turn, I was even with the President by

telling him in short that my respect for the Parliament had obliged me to

put up with his sarcasms, which I had hitherto endured; and that I did

not suppose he meant that his sentiments should always be a law to the

Parliament; that nobody there had a greater esteem for him, with which I

hoped that the innocent freedom I had taken to speak my mind was not

inconsistent; that as to the non-admission of the herald, had it not been

for the motion made by M. Broussel, I should have fallen into the snare

through overcredulity, and have given my vote for that which might

perhaps have ended in the destruction of the city, and involved myself in

what has since fully proved to be a crime by the Queen's late solemn

approbation of the contrary conduct; and that, as to the envoy, I was

silent till I saw most of them were for giving him audience, when I

thought it better to vote the same way than vainly to contest it.

This modest and submissive answer of mine to all the scurrilities heaped

upon me for a fortnight together by the First President and the President

de Mesmes had an excellent effect upon the members, and obliterated for a

long time the suspicion that I aimed to govern them by my cabals. The

President de Mesmes would have replied, but his words were drowned in the

general clamour. The clock struck five; none had dined, and many had not

broken their fast, which the Presidents had, and therefore had the

advantage in disputation.

The decree ordering the admission of the Spanish envoy to audience

directed that a copy of what he said in Parliament, signed with his own

hand, should be demanded of him, to the end that it might be registered,

and that, by a solemn deputation, it should be sent to the Queen, with an

assurance of the fidelity of the Parliament, beseeching her at the same

time to withdraw her troops from the neighbourhood of Paris and restore

peace to her people. It being now very late, and the members very

hungry,--circumstances that have greater influence than can be imagined

in debates, they were upon the point of letting this clause pass for want

of due attention. The President Le Coigneux was the first that

discovered the grand mistake, and, addressing himself to a great many

councillors, who were rising up, said, "Gentlemen, pray take your places

again, for I have something to offer to the House which is of the highest

importance to all Europe." When they had taken their places he spoke as

follows:

"The King of Spain takes us for arbiters of the general peace; it may be

he is not in earnest, but yet it is a compliment to tell us so. He

offers us troops to march to our relief, and it is certain he does not

deceive us in this respect, but highly obliges us. We have heard his

envoy, and considering the circumstances we are in, we think it right so

to do. We have resolved to give an account of this matter to the King,

which is but reasonable; some imagine that we propose to send the

original decree, but here lies the snake in the grass. I protest,

monsieur," added he, turning to the First President, "that the members

did not understand it so, but that the copy only should be carried to

Court, and the original be kept in the register. I could wish there had

been no occasion for explanation, because there are some occasions when

it is not prudent to speak all that one thinks, but since I am forced to

it, I must say it without further hesitation, that in case we deliver up

the original the Spaniards will conclude that we expose their proposals

for a general peace and our own safety to the caprice of Cardinal

Mazarin; whereas, by delivering only a copy, accompanied with humble

entreaties for a general peace, as the Parliament has wisely ordered, all

Europe will see that we maintain ourselves in a condition capable of

doing real service both to our King and country, if the Cardinal is so

blind as not to take a right advantage of this opportunity."

This discourse was received with the approbation of all the members, who

cried out from all corners of the House that this was the meaning of the

House. The gentlemen of the Court of Inquests did not spare the

Presidents. M. Martineau said publicly that the tenor of this decree was

that the envoy of Spain should be made much of till they received an

answer from Saint Germain, which would prove to be another taunt of the

Cardinal's. Pontcarre said he was not so much afraid of a Spaniard as of

a Mazarin. In short, the generals had the satisfaction to see that the

Parliament would not be sorry for any advances they should make towards

an alliance with Spain.

We sent a courier to Brussels, who was guarded ten leagues out of Paris

by 500 horse, with an account of everything done in Parliament, of the

conditions which the Prince de Conti and the other generals desired for

entering into a treaty with Spain, and of what engagement I could make in

my own private capacity.

After he had gone I had a conference with M. de Bouillon and his lady

about the present state of affairs, which I observed was very ticklish;

that if we were favoured by the general inclination of the people we

should carry all before us, but that the Parliament, which was our chief

strength in one sense, was in other respects our main weakness; that they

were very apt to go backward; that in the very last debate they were on

the point of twisting a rope for their own necks, and that the First

President would show Mazarin his true interests, and be glad to amuse us

by stipulating with the Court for our security without putting us in

possession of it, and by ending the civil war in the confirmation of our

slavery. "The Parliament," I said, "inclines to an insecure and

scandalous peace. We can make the people rise to-morrow if we please;

but ought we to attempt it? And if we divest the Parliament of its

authority, into what an abyss of disorders shall we not precipitate

Paris? But, on the other hand, if we do not raise the people, will the

Parliament ever believe we can? Will they be hindered from taking any

further step in favour of the Court, destructive indeed to their own

interest, but infallibly ruinous to us first?"

M. de Bouillon, who did not believe our affairs to be in so critical a

situation, was, together with his lady, in a state of surprise. The mild

and honourable answer which the Queen returned to the King's councillors

in relation to the herald, her protestations that she sincerely forgave

all the world, and the brilliant gloss of Talon upon her said answer, in

an instant overturned the former resolutions of the Parliament; and if

they regained sometimes their wonted vigour, either by some intervening

accidents or by the skilful management of those who took care to bring

them back to the right way, they had still an inclination to recede. M.

de Bouillon being the wisest man of the party, I told him what I thought,

and with him I concerted proper measures. To the rest, I put on a

cheerful air, and magnified every little circumstance of affairs to our

own advantage.

M. de Bouillon proposed that we should let the Parliament and the Hotel

de Ville go on in their own way, and endeavour all we could clandestinely

to make them odious to the people, and that we should take the first

opportunity to secure, by banishment or imprisonment, such persons as we

could not depend upon. He added that Longueville, too, was of opinion

that there was no remedy left but to purge the Houses. This was exactly

like him, for never was there a man so positive and violent in his

opinion, and yet no man living could palliate it with smoother language.

Though I thought of this expedient before M. de Bouillon, and perhaps

could have said more for it, because I saw the possibility of it much

clearer than he, yet I would not give him to understand that I had

thought of it, because I knew he had the vanity to love to be esteemed

the first author of things, which was the only weakness I observed in his

managing State affairs. I left him an answer in writing, in substance as

follows:

"I confess the scheme is very feasible, but attended with pernicious

consequences both to the public and to private persons, for the same

people whom you employ to humble the magistracy will refuse you obedience

when you demand from them the same homage they paid to the magistrates.

This people adored the Parliament till the beginning of the war; they are

still for continuing the war, and yet abate their friendship for the

Parliament. The Parliament imagines that this applies only to some

particular members who are Mazarined, but they are deceived, for their

prejudice extends to the whole company, and their hatred towards

Mazarin's party supports and screens their indifference towards all the

rest. We cheer up their spirits by pasquinades and ballads and the

martial sound of trumpets and kettle-drums, but, after all, do they pay

their taxes as punctually as they did the first few weeks? Are there

many that have done as you and I, monsieur, who sent our plate to the

mint? Do you not observe that they who would be thought zealous for the

common cause plead in favour of some acts committed by those men who are,

in short, its enemies? If the people are so tired already, what will

they be long before they come to their journey's end?

"After we have established our own authority upon the ruin of the

Parliament's, we shall certainly fall into the same inconveniences and be

obliged to act just as they do now. We shall impose taxes, raise moneys,

and differ from the Parliament only in this, that the hatred and envy

they have contracted by various ways from one-third part of the

people,--I mean the wealthy citizens,--in the space of six weeks will

devolve upon us, with that of the other two-thirds of the inhabitants,

and will complete our ruin in one week. May not the Court to-morrow put

an end to the civil war by the expulsion of Mazarin and by raising the

siege of Paris? The provinces are not yet sufficiently inflamed, and

therefore we must double our application to make the most of Paris.

Besides the necessity of treating with Spain and managing the people,

there is another expedient come into my head capable of rendering us as

considerable in Parliament as our affairs require.

"We have an army in Paris which will be looked upon as the people so long

as it continues within its walls. Every councillor of inquest is

inclined to believe his authority among the soldiers to be equal to that

of the generals. But the leaders of the people are not believed to be

very powerful until they make their power known by its execution. Pray

do but consider the conduct of the Court upon this occasion. Was there

any minister or courtier but ridiculed all that could be said of the

disposition of the people in favour of the Parliament even to the day of

the barricades? And yet it is as true that every man at Court saw

infallible marks of the revolution beforehand. One would have thought

that the barricades should have convinced them; but have they been

convinced? Have they been hindered from besieging Paris on the slight

supposition that, though the caprice of the people might run them into a

mutiny, yet it would not break out into a civil war? What we are now

doing might undeceive them effectually; but are they yet cured of their

infatuation? Is not the Queen told every day that none are for the

Parliament but hired mobs, and that all the wealthy burghers are in her

Majesty's interests?

"The Parliament is now as much infatuated as the Court was then. This

present disturbance among the people carries in it all the marks of power

which, in a little time, they will feel the effects of, and which, as

they cannot but foresee, they ought to prevent in time, because of the

murmurs of the people against them and their redoubled affection for M.

de Beaufort and me. But far from it, the Parliament will never open its

eyes until all its authority is quashed by a sudden blow. If they see we

have a design against them they will, perhaps, have so inconsiderable an

opinion of it that they will take courage, and if we should but flinch,

they will bear harder still upon us, till we shall be forced to crush

them; but this would not turn to our account; on the contrary, it is our

true interest to do them all the good we can, lest we divide our own

party, and to behave in such a manner as may convince them that our

interest and theirs are inseparable. And the best way is to draw our

army out of Paris, and to post it so as it may be ready to secure our

convoys and be safe from the insults of the enemy; and I am for having

this done at the request of the Parliament, to prevent their taking

umbrage, till such time at least as we may find our account in it. Such

precautions will insensibly, as it were, necessitate the Parliament to

act in concert with us, and our favour among the people, which is the

only thing that can fix us in that situation, will appear to them no

longer contemptible when they see it backed by an army which is no longer

at their discretion."

M. de Bouillon told me that M. de Turenne was upon the point of declaring

for us, and that there were but two colonels in all his army who gave him

any uneasiness, but that in a week's time he would find some way or other

to manage them, and that then he would march directly to our assistance.

"What do you think of that?" said the Duke. "Are we not now masters both

of the Court and Parliament?"

I told the Duke that I had just seen a letter written by Hoquincourt to

Madame de Montbazon, wherein were only these words: "O fairest of all

beauties, Peronne is in your power." I added that I had received another

letter that morning which assured me of Mazieres. Madame de Bouillon

threw herself on my neck; we were sure the day was our own, and in a

quarter of an hour agreed upon all the preliminary precautions.

M. de Bouillon, perceiving that I was so overjoyed at this news that I,

as well as his lady, gave little attention to the methods he was

proposing for drawing the army out of Paris without alarming the

Parliament, turned to me and spoke thus, very hastily: "I pardon my wife,

but I cannot forgive you this inadvertence. The old Prince of Orange

used to say that the moment one received good news should be employed in

providing against bad."

The 24th of February, 1649, the Parliament's deputies waited on the Queen

with an account of the audience granted to the envoy of the Archduke. The

Queen told them that they should not have given audience to the envoy,

but that, seeing they had done it, it was absolutely necessary to think

of a good peace,--that she was entirely well disposed; and the Duc

d'Orleans and the Prince de Conde promised the deputies to throw open all

the passages as soon as the Parliament should name commissioners for the

treaty.

Flamarin being sent at the same time into the city from the Duc d'Orleans

to condole with the Queen of England on the death of her husband (King

Charles I.), went, at La Riviere's solicitation, to M. de La

Rochefoucault, whom he found in his bed on account of his wounds and

quite wearied with the civil war, and persuaded him to come over to the

Court interest. He told Flamarin that he had been drawn into this war

much against his inclinations, and that, had he returned from Poitou two

months before the siege of Paris, he would have prevented Madame de

Longueville engaging in so vile a cause, but that I had taken the

opportunity of his absence to engage both her and the Prince de Conti,

that he found the engagements too far advanced to be possibly dissolved,

that the diabolical Coadjutor would not bear of any terms of peace, and

also stopped the ears of the Prince de Conti and Madame de Longueville,

and that he himself could not act as he would because of his bad state of

health. I was informed of Flamarin's negotiations for the Court

interest, and, as the term of his passport had expired, ordered the

'prevot des marchands' to command him to depart from the city.

On the 27th the First President reported to the Parliament what had

occurred at Saint Germain. M. de Beaufort and I had to hinder the people

from entering the Great Chamber, for they threatened to throw the

deputies into the river, and said they had betrayed them and had held

conferences with Mazarin. It was as much as we could do to allay the

fury of the people, though at the same time the Parliament believed the

tumult was of our own raising. This shows one inconvenience of

popularity, namely, that what is committed by the rabble, in spite of all

your endeavours to the contrary, will still be laid to your charge.

Meanwhile we met at the Duc de Bouillon's to consider what was best to be

done at this critical juncture between a people mad for war, a Parliament

for peace, and the Spaniards either for peace or war at our expense and

for their own advantage. The Prince de Conti, instructed beforehand by

M. de La Rochefoucault, spoke for carrying on the war, but acted as if he

were for peace, and upon the whole I did not doubt but that he waited for

some answer from Saint Germain. M. d'Elbeuf made a silly proposal to

send the Parliament in a body to the Bastille. M. de Beaufort, whom we

could not entrust with any important secret because of Madame de

Montbazon, who was very false, wondered that his and my credit with the

people was not made use of on this occasion.

It being very evident that the Parliament would greedily catch at the

treaty of peace proposed by the Court, it was in a manner impossible to

answer those who urged that the only way to prevent it was to hinder

their debates by raising tumults among the people. M. de Beaufort held

up both his hands for it. M. d'Elbeuf, who had lately received a letter

from La Riviere full of contempt, talked like an officer of the army.

When I considered the great risk I ran if I did not prevent a tumult,

which would certainly be laid at my door, and that, on the other hand, I

did not dare to say all I could to stop such commotion, I was at a loss

what to do. But considering the temper of the populace, who might have

been up in arms with a word from a person of any credit among us, I

declared publicly that I was not for altering our measures till we knew

what we were to expect from the Spaniards.

I experienced on this occasion that civil wars are attended with this

great inconvenience, that there is more need of caution in what we say to

our friends than in what we do against our enemies. I did not fail to

bring the company to my mind, especially when supported by M. de

Bouillon, who was convinced that the confusion which would happen in such

a juncture would turn with vengeance upon the authors. But when the

company was gone he told me he was resolved to free himself from the

tyranny, or, rather, pedantry of the Parliament as soon as the treaty

with Spain was concluded, and M. de Turenne had declared himself

publicly, and as soon as our army was without the walls of Paris. I

answered that upon M. de Turenne's declaration I would promise him my

concurrence, but that till then I could not separate from the Parliament,

much less oppose them, without the danger of being banished to Brussels;

that as for his own part, he might come off better because of his

knowledge of military affairs, and of the assurances which Spain was able

to give him, but, nevertheless, I desired him to remember M. d'Aumale,

who fell into the depth of poverty as soon as he had lost all protection

but that of Spain, and, consequently, that it was his interest as well as

mine to side with the Parliament till we ourselves had secured some

position in the kingdom; till the Spanish army, was actually on the march

and our troops were encamped without the city; and till the declaration

of M. de Turenne was carried out, which would be the decisive blow,

because it would strengthen our party with a body of troops altogether

independent of strangers, or rather it would form a party perfectly

French, capable by its own strength to carry on our cause.

This last consideration overjoyed Madame de Bouillon, who, however, when

she found that the company was gone without resolving to make themselves

masters of the Parliament, became very angry, and said to the Duke:

"I told you beforehand that you would be swayed by the Coadjutor."

The Duke replied: "What! madame, would you have the Coadjutor, for our

sakes only, run the risk of being no more than chaplain to Fuensaldagne?

Is it possible that you cannot comprehend what he has been preaching to

you for these last three days?"

I replied to her with a great deal of temper, and said, "Don't you think

that we shall act more securely when our troops are out of Paris, when we

receive the Archduke's answer, and when Turenne has made a public

declaration?"

"Yes, I do," she said, "but the Parliament will take one step to-morrow

which will render all your preliminaries of no use."

"Never fear, madame," said I, "I will undertake that, if our measures

succeed, we shall be in a condition to despise all that the Parliament

can do."

"Will you promise it?" she asked.

"Yes," said I, "and, more than that, I am ready to seal it with my

blood."

She took me at my word, and though the Duke used all the arguments with

her which he could think of, she bound my thumb with silk, and with a

needle drew blood, with which she obliged me to sign a promissory note as

follows: "I promise to Madame la Duchesse de Bouillon to continue united

with the Duke her husband against the Parliament in case M. de Turenne

approaches with the army under his command within twenty leagues of Paris

and declares for the city." M. de Bouillon threw it into the fire, and

endeavoured to convince the Duchess of what I had said, that if our

preliminaries should succeed we should still stand upon our own bottom,

notwithstanding all that the Parliament could do, and that if they did

miscarry we should still have the satisfaction of not being the authors

of a confusion which would infallibly cover me with shame and ruin, and

be an uncertain advantage to the family of De Bouillon.

During this discussion a captain in M. d'Elbeuf's regiment of Guards was

seen to throw money to the crowd to encourage them to go to the

Parliament House and cry out, "No peace!" upon which M. de Bouillon and I

agreed to send the Duke these words upon the back of a card: "It will be

dangerous for you to be at the Parliament House to-morrow." M. d'Elbeuf

came in all haste to the Palace of Bouillon to know the meaning of this

short caution. M. de Bouillon told him he had heard that the people had

got a notion that both the Duke and himself held a correspondence with

Mazarin, and that therefore it was their best way not to go to the House

for fear of the mob, which might be expected there next day.

M. d'Elbeuf, knowing that the people did not care for him, and that he

was no safer in his own house than elsewhere, said that he feared his

absence on such an occasion might be interpreted to his disadvantage. M.

de Bouillon, having no other design but to alarm him with imaginary fears

of a public disturbance, at once made himself sure of him another way, by

telling him it was most advisable for him to be at the Parliament, but

that he need not expose himself, and therefore had best go along with me.

I went with him accordingly, and found a multitude of people in the Great

Hall, crying, "God bless the Coadjutor! no peace! no Mazarin!" and M.

de Beaufort entering another way at the same time, the echoes of our

names spread everywhere, so that the people mistook it for a concerted

design to disturb the proceedings of Parliament, and as in a commotion

everything that confirms us in the belief of it augments likewise the

number of mutineers, we were very near bringing about in one moment what

we had been a whole week labouring to prevent.

The First President and President de Mesmes having, in concert with the

other deputies, suppressed the answer the Queen made them in writing,

lest some harsh expressions contained therein should give offence, put

the best colour they could upon the obliging terms in which the Queen had

spoken to them; and then the House appointed commissioners for the

treaty, leaving it to the Queen to name the place, and agreed to send the

King's Council next day to demand the opening of the passages, in

pursuance of the Queen's promise. The President de Mesmes, surprised to

meet with no opposition, either from the generals or myself, said to the

First President, "Here is a wonderful harmony! but I fear the

consequences of this dissembled moderation." I believe he was much more

surprised when the sergeants came to acquaint the House that the mob

threatened to murder all that were for the conference before Mazarin was

sent out of the kingdom. But M. de Beaufort and I went out and soon

dispersed them, so that the members retired without the least danger,

which inspired the Parliament with such a degree of boldness afterwards

that it nearly proved their ruin.

On the 2d of March, 1649, letters were brought to the Parliament from the

Duc d'Orleans and the Prince de Conde, expressing a great deal of joy at

what the Parliament had done, but denying that the Queen had promised to

throw open the passages, upon which the Parliament fell into such a rage

as I cannot describe to you. They sent orders to the King's Council, who

were gone that morning to Saint Germain to fetch the passports for the

deputies, to declare that the Parliament was resolved to hold no

conference with the Court till the Queen had performed her promise made

to the First President. I thought it a very proper time to let the Court

see that the Parliament had not lost all its vigour, and made a motion,

by Broussel, that, considering the insincerity of the Court, the levies

might be continued and new commissions given out. The proposition was

received with applause, and the Prince de Conti was desired to issue

commissions accordingly.

M. de Beaufort, in concert with M. de Bouillon, M. de La Mothe and

myself, exclaimed against this contravention, and offered, in the name of

his colleagues and his own, to open all the passages themselves if the

Parliament would but take a firm resolution and be no more beguiled by

deceitful proposals, which had only served to keep the whole nation in

suspense, who would otherwise have declared by this time in favour of its

capital. It is inconceivable what influence these few words had upon the

audience, everybody concluded that the treaty was already broken off; but

a moment after they thought the contrary, for the King's Council returned

with the passports for the deputies, and instead of an order for opening

the passages, a grant--such a one as it was--of 500 quarters of corn per

diem was made for the subsistence of the city. However, the Parliament

took all in good part; all that had been said and done a quarter of an

hour before was buried in oblivion, and they made preparations to go next

day to Ruel, the place named by the Queen for the conference.

The Prince de Conti, M. de Beaufort, M. d'Elbeuf, Marechal de La Mothe,

M. de Brissac, President Bellievre, and myself met that night at M. de

Bouillon's house, where a motion was made for the generals of the army to

send a deputation likewise to the place of conference; but it was

quashed, and indeed nothing would have been more absurd than such a

proceeding when we were upon the point of concluding a treaty with Spain;

and, considering that we told the envoy that we should never have

consented to hold any conference with the Court were we not assured that

it was in our power to break it off at pleasure by means of the people.

The Parliament having lately reproached both the generals and troops with

being afraid to venture without the gates, M. de Bouillon, seeing the

danger was over, proposed at this meeting, for the satisfaction of the

citizens, to carry them to a camp betwixt the Marne and the Seine, where

they might be as safe as at Paris. The motion was agreed to without

consulting the Parliament, and, accordingly, on the 4th of March, the

troops marched out and the deputies of Parliament went to Ruel.

The Court party flattered themselves that, upon the marching of the

militia out of Paris, the citizens, being left to themselves, would

become more tractable, and the President de Mesmes made his boast of what

he said to the generals, to persuade them to encamp their army. But

Senneterre, one of the ablest men at Court, soon penetrated our designs

and undeceived the Court. He told the First President and De Mesmes that

they were beguiled and that they would see it in a little time. The

First President, who could never see two different things at one view,

was so overjoyed when he heard the forces had gone out of Paris that he

cried out:

"Now the Coadjutor will have no more mercenary brawlers at the Parliament

House."

"Nor," said the President de Mesmes, "so many cutthroats."

Senneterre, like a wise man, said to them both:

"It is not the Coadjutor's interest to murder you, but to bring you

under. The people would serve his turn for the first if he aimed at it,

and the army is admirably well encamped for the latter. If he is not a

more honest man than he is looked upon to be here, we are likely to have

a tedious civil war."

The Cardinal confessed that Senneterre was in the right, for, on the one

hand, the Prince de Conde perceived that our army, being so

advantageously posted as not to be attacked, would be capable of giving

him more trouble than if they were still within the walls of the city,

and, on the other hand, we began to talk with more courage in Parliament

than usual.

The afternoon of the 4th of March gave us a just occasion to show it. The

deputies arriving at Ruel understood that Cardinal Mazarin was one of the

commissioners named by the Queen to assist at the conference. The

Parliamentary deputies pretended that they could not confer with a person

actually condemned by Parliament. M. de Tellier told them in the name of

the Duc d'Orleans that the Queen thought it strange that they were not

contented to treat upon an equality with their sovereign, but that they

should presume to limit his authority by excluding his deputies. The

First President and the Court seeming to be immovable, we sent orders to

our deputies not to comply, and to communicate, as a great secret, to

President de Mesmes and M. Menardeau, both creatures of the Court, the

following postscript of a letter I wrote to Longueville:

"P.S.--We have concerted our measures, and are now capable to speak more

to the purpose than we have been hitherto, and since I finished this

letter I have received a piece of news which obliges me to tell you that

if the Parliament do not behave very prudently, they will certainly be

ruined."

Upon this the deputies were resolved to insist upon excluding the

Cardinal from the conference, a determination which was so odious to the

people that, had we permitted it, we should certainly have lost all our

credit with them, and been obliged to shut the gates against our deputies

upon their return.

When the Court saw that the deputies desired a convoy to conduct them

home, they found out an expedient, which was received with great joy;

namely, to appoint two deputies on the part of the Parliament, and two on

the part of the King, to confer at the house of the Duc d'Orleans,

exclusive of the Cardinal, who was thereupon obliged to return to Saint

Germain with mortification.

On the 5th of March, Don Francisco Pisarro, a second envoy from the

Archduke, arrived in Paris, with his and Count Fuensaldagne's answer to

our former despatches by Don Jose d'Illescas, and full powers for a

treaty; instructions for M. de Bouillon, an obliging letter from the

Archduke to the Prince de Conti, and another to myself, from Count

Fuensaldagne, importing that the King, his master, would not take my

word, but would depend upon whatever I promised Madame de Bouillon.

The Prince de Conti and Madame de Longueville, prompted by M. de La

Rochefoucault, were for an alliance with Spain, in a manner without

restriction. M. d'Elbeuf aimed at nothing but getting money. M. de

Beaufort, at the persuasion of Madame de Montbazon, who was resolved to

sell him dear to the Spaniards, was very scrupulous to enter into a

treaty with the enemies of the State; Marechal de La Mothe declared he

could not come to any resolution till he saw M. de Longueville, and

Madame de Longueville questioned whether her husband would come into it;

and yet these very persons but a fortnight before unanimously wrote to

the Archduke for full powers to treat with him.

M. de Bouillon told them that he thought they were absolutely obliged to

treat with Spain, considering the advances they had already made to the

Archduke to that end, and desired them to recollect how they had told his

envoy that they waited only for these full powers and instructions to

treat with him; that the Archduke had now sent his full powers in the

most obliging manner; and that, moreover, he had already gone out of

Brussels, to lead his army himself to their assistance, without staying

for their engagement. He begged them to consider that if they took the

least step backwards, after such advances, it might provoke Spain to take

such measures as would be both contrary to our security and to our

honour; that the ill-concerted proceedings of the Parliament gave us just

grounds to fear being left to shift for ourselves; that indeed our army

was now more useful than it had been before, but--yet not strong enough

to give us relief in proportion to our necessities, especially if it were

not, at least in the beginning, supported by a powerful force; and that,

consequently, a treaty was necessary to be entered into and concluded

with the Archduke, but not upon any mean conditions; that his envoys had

brought carte blanche, but that we ought to consider how to fill it up;

that he promised us everything, but though in treaties the strongest may

safely promise to the weaker what he thinks fit, it is certain he cannot

perform everything, and therefore the weakest should be very wary.

The Duke added that the Spaniards, of all people, expected honourable

usage at the beginning of treaties, and he conjured them to leave the

management of the Spanish envoys to himself and the Coadjutor, "who,"

said he, "has declared all along that he expects no advantage either from

the present troubles or from any arrangement, and is therefore altogether

to be depended upon."

This discourse was relished by all the company, who accordingly engaged

us to compare notes with the envoys of Spain, and make our report to the

Prince de Conti and the other generals.

M. de Bouillon assured me that the Spaniards would not enter upon French

ground till we engaged ourselves not to lay down our arms except in

conjunction with them; that is, in a treaty for a general peace; but our

difficulty was how to enter into an engagement of that nature at a time

when we could not be sure but that the Parliament might conclude a

particular peace the next moment. In the meantime a courier came in from

M. de Turenne, crying, "Good news!" as he entered into the court. He

brought letters for Madame and Mademoiselle de Bouillon and myself, by

which we were assured that M. de Turenne and his army, which was without

dispute the finest at that time in all Europe, had declared for us; that

Erlach, Governor of Brisac, had with him 1,000 or 1,200 men, who were all

he had been able to seduce; that my dear friend and kinsman, the Vicomte

de Lamet, was marching directly to our assistance with 2,000 horse; and

that M. de Turenne was to follow on such a day with the larger part of

the army. You will be surprised, without doubt, to hear that M. de

Turenne, General of the King's troops, one who was never a party man, and

would never hear talk of party intrigues, should now declare against the

Court and perform an action which, I am sure, Le Balafre--

[Henri de Lorraine, first of that name, Duc de Guise, surnamed Le

Balafre, because of a wound he received in the left cheek at the battle

of Dormans, the scar of which he carried to his grave. He formed the

League, and was stabbed at an assembly of the States of Blois in 1588.]

and Amiral de Coligny would not have undertaken without hesitation. Your

wonder will increase yet more when I tell you that the motive of this

surprising conduct of his is a secret to this day. His behaviour also

during his declaration, which he supported but five days, is equally

surprising and mysterious. This shows that it is possible for some

extraordinary characters to be raised above the malice and envy of vulgar

souls; for the merit of any person inferior to the Marshal must have been

totally eclipsed by such an unaccountable event.

Upon the arrival of this express from Turenne I told M. de Bouillon it

was my opinion that, if the Spaniards would engage to advance as far as

Pont-a-Verre and act on this side of it in concert only with us, we

should make no scruple of pledging ourselves not to lay down our arms

till the conclusion of a general peace, provided they kept their promise

given to the Parliament of referring themselves to its arbitration. "The

true interest of the public," said I, "is a general peace, that of the

Parliament and other bodies is the reestablishment of good order, and

that of your Grace and others, with myself, is to contribute to the

before-mentioned blessings in such manner that we may be esteemed the

authors of them; all other advantages are necessarily attached to this,

and the only way to acquire them is to show that we do not value them.

You know that I have frequently vowed I had no private interest to serve

in this affair, and I will keep my vow to the end. Your circumstances

are different from mine; you aim at Sedan, and you are in the right. M.

de Beaufort wants to be admiral, and I cannot blame him. M. de

Longueville has other demands--with all my heart. The Prince de Conti

and Madame de Longueville would be, for the future, independent of the

Prince de Conde; that independence they shall have.

"Now, in order to attain to these ends, the only means is to look another

way, to turn all our thoughts to bring about a general peace, and to sign

to-morrow the most solemn and positive engagement with the enemy, and,

the better to please the public, to insert in the articles the expulsion

of Cardinal Mazarin as their mortal enemy, to cause the Spanish forces to

come up immediately to Pont-a-Verre, and those of M. de Turenne to

advance into Champagne, and to go without any loss of time to propose to

the Parliament what Don Josh d'Illescas has offered them already in

relation to a general peace, to dispose them to vote as we would have

them, which they will not fail to do considering the circumstances we are

now in, and to send orders to our deputies at Ruel either to get the

Queen to nominate a place to confer about a general peace or to return

the next day to their seats in Parliament. I am willing to think that

the Court, seeing to what an extremity they are reduced, will comply,

than which what can be more for our honour?

"And if the Court should refuse this proposition at present, will they

not be of another mind before two months are at an end? Will not the

provinces, which are already hesitating, then declare in our favour? And

is the army of the Prince de Conde in a condition to engage that of Spain

and ours in conjunction with that of M. de Turenne? These two last, when

joined, will put us above all the apprehensions from foreign forces which

have hitherto made us uneasy; they will depend much more on us than we on

them; we shall continue masters of Paris by our own strength, and the

more securely because the intervening authority of Parliament will the

more firmly unite us to the people. The declaration of M. de Turenne is

the only means to unite Spain with the Parliament for our defence, which

we could not have as much as hoped for otherwise; it gives us an

opportunity to engage with Parliament, in concert with whom we cannot act

amiss, and this is the only moment when such an engagement is both

possible and profitable. The First President and De Mesmes are now out

of the way, and it will be much easier for us to obtain what we want in

Parliament than if they were present, and if what is commanded in the

Parliamentary decree is faithfully executed, we shall gain our point, and

unite the Chambers for that great work of a general peace. If the Court

still rejects our proposals, and those of the deputies who are for the

Court refuse to follow our motion or to share in our fortune, we shall

gain as much in another respect; we shall keep ourselves still attached

to the body of the Parliament, from which they will be deemed deserters,

and we shall have much greater weight in the House than now.

"This is my opinion, which I am willing to sign and to offer to the

Parliament if you seize this, the only opportunity. For if M. de Turenne

should alter his mind before it be done, I should then oppose this scheme

with as much warmth as I now recommend it."

The Duke said in answer: "Nothing can have a more promising aspect than

what you have now proposed; it is very practicable, but equally

pernicious for all private persons. Spain will promise all, but perform

nothing after we have once promised to enter into no treaty, with the

Court but for a general peace. This being the only thing the Spaniards

have in view, they will abandon us as soon as they, can obtain it, and if

we urge on this great scheme at once, as you would have us, they would

undoubtedly obtain it in a fortnight's time, for France would certainly

make it with precipitation, and I know the Spaniards would be glad to

purchase it on any terms. This being the case, in what a condition shall

we be the next day after we have made and procured this general peace? We

should indeed have the honour of it, but would this honour screen us

against the hatred and curses of the Court? Would the house of Austria

take up arms again to rescue you and me from a prison? You will say,

perhaps, we may stipulate some conditions with Spain which may secure us

from all insults of this kind; but I think I shall have answered this

objection when I assure you that Spain is so pressed with home troubles

that she would not hesitate, for the sake of peace, to break the most

solemn promises made to us; and this is an inconvenience for which I see

no remedy.

"If Spain should be worse than her word with respect to the expulsion of

Mazarin, what will become of us? And will the honour of our contributing

to the general peace atone for the preservation of a minister to get rid

of whom they took up arms? You know how they abhor the Cardinal; and,

suppose the Cardinal be excluded from the Ministry, according to promise,

shall we not still be exposed to the hatred of the Queen, to the

resentment of the Prince de Conde, and to all the evil consequences that

may be expected from an enraged Court for such an action? There is no

true glory but what is durable; transitory honour is mere smoke. Of this

sort is that which we shall acquire by this peace, if we do not support

it by such alliances as will gain us the reputation of wisdom as well as

of honesty. I admire your disinterestedness above all, and esteem it,

but I am very well assured that if mine went the length of yours you

would not, approve of it. Your family is settled; consider mine, and

cast your eyes on the condition of this lady and on that of both the

father and children."

I answered: "The Spaniards must needs have great regard for us, seeing us

absolute masters of Paris, with eight thousand foot and three thousand

horse at its gates, and the best disciplined troops in the world marching

to our assistance." I did all I could to bring him over to my opinion,

and he strove as much to persuade me to enter into his measures; namely,

to pretend to the envoys that we were absolutely resolved to act in

concert with them for a general peace, but to tell them at the same time

that we thought it more proper that the Parliament should likewise be

consulted; and, as that would require some time, we might in the

meanwhile occupy the envoys by signing a treaty with them, previous to

coming to terms with. The Parliament, which by its tenor would not tie

us up to conclude anything positively in relation to the general peace;

"yet this," said he, "would be a sufficient motive to cause them to

advance with their army, and that of my brother will come up at the same

time, which will astonish the Court and incline them to an arrangement.

And forasmuch as in our treaty with Spain we leave a back door open by

the clause which relates to the Parliament, we shall be sure to make good

use of it for the advantage of the public and of ourselves in case of the

Court's noncompliance."

These considerations, though profoundly wise, did not convince me,

because I thought his inference was not well-grounded. I saw he might

well enough engage the attention of the envoys, but I could not imagine

how he could beguile the Parliament, who were actually treating with the

Court by their deputies sent to Ruel, and who would certainly run madly

into a peace, notwithstanding all their late performances. I foresaw

that without a public declaration to restrain the Parliament from going

their own lengths we should fall again, if one of our strings chanced to

break, into the necessity of courting the assistance of the people, which

I looked upon as the most dangerous proceeding of all.

M. de Bouillon asked me what I meant by saying, "if one of our strings

chanced to break." I replied, "For example, if M. de Turenne should be

dead at this juncture, or if his army has revolted, as it was likely to

do under the influence of M. d'Erlach, pray what would become of us if we

should not engage the Parliament? We should be tribunes of the people

one day, and the next valets de chambre to Count Fuensaldagne. Everything

with the Parliament and nothing without them is the burden of my song."

After several hours' dispute neither of us was convinced, and I went away

very much perplexed, the rather because M. de Bouillon, being the great

confidant of the Spaniards, I doubted not but he could make their envoys

believe what he pleased.

I was still more puzzled when I came home and found a letter from Madame

de Lesdiguieres, offering me extraordinary advantages in the Queen's name

the payment of my debts, the grant of certain abbeys, and a nomination to

the dignity of cardinal. Another note I found with these words: "The

declaration of the army of Germany has put us all into consternation." I

concluded they would not fail to try experiments with others as well as

myself, and since M. de Bouillon began to think of a back door when all

things smiled upon us, I guessed the rest of our party would not neglect

to enter the great door now flung open to receive them by the declaration

of M. de Turenne. That which afflicted me most of all was to see that M.

de Bouillon was not a man of that judgment and penetration I took him for

in this critical and decisive juncture, when the question was the

engaging or not engaging the Parliament. He had urged me more than

twenty times to do what I now offered, and the reason why I now urged

what I before rejected was the declaration of M. de Turenne, his own

brother, which should have made him bolder than I; but, instead of this,

it slackened his courage, and he flattered himself that Cardinal Mazarin

would let him have Sedan. This was the centre of all his views, and he

preferred these petty advantages to what he might have gained by

procuring peace to Europe. This false step made me pass this judgment

upon the Duke: that, though he was a person of very great parts, yet I

questioned his capacity for the mighty things which he has not done, and

of which some men thought him very capable. It is the greatest

remissness on the part of a great man to neglect the moment that is to

make his reputation, and this negligence, indeed, scarcely ever happens

but when a man expects another moment as favourable to make his fortune;

and so people are commonly deceived both ways.

The Duke was more nice than wise at this juncture, which is very often

the case. I found afterwards that the Prince de Conti was of his

opinion, and I guessed, by some circumstances, that he was engaged in

some private negotiation. M. d'Elbeuf was as meek as a lamb, and seemed,

as far as he dared, to improve what had been advanced already by M. de

Bouillon. A servant of his told me also that he believed his master had

made his peace with the Court. M. de Beaufort showed by his behaviour

that Madame de Montbazon had done what she could to cool his courage, but

his irresolution did not embarrass me very much, because I knew I had her

in my power, and his vote, added to that of MM. de Brissac, de La Mothe,

de Noirmoutier and de Bellievre, who all fell in with my sentiments,

would have turned the balance on my side if the regard for M. de Turenne,

who was now the life and soul of the party, and the Spaniards' confidence

in M. de Bouillon, had not obliged me to make a virtue of necessity.

I found both the Archduke's envoys quite of an other mind; indeed, they

were still desirous of an agreement for a general peace, but they would

have it after the manner of M. de Bouillon, at two separate times, which

he had made them believe would be more for their advantage, because

thereby we should bring the Parliament into it. I saw who was at the

bottom of it, and, considering the orders they had to follow his advice

in everything, all I could allege to the contrary would be of no use. I

laid the state of affairs before the President de Bellievre, who was of

my opinion, and considered that a contrary course would infallibly prove

our ruin, thinking, nevertheless, that compliance would be highly

convenient at this time, because we depended absolutely on the Spaniards

and on M. de Turenne, who had hitherto made no proposals but such as were

dictated by M. de Bouillon.

When I found that all M. de Bellievre and I said could not persuade M. de

Bouillon, I feigned to come round to his opinion, and to submit to the

authority of the Prince de Conti, our Generalissimo. We agreed to treat

with the Archduke upon the plan of M. de Bouillon; that is, that he

should advance his army as far as Pont-A-Verre, and further, if the

generals desired it; who, on their part, would omit nothing to oblige the

Parliament to enter into this treaty, or rather, to make a new one for a

general peace; that is to say, to oblige the King to treat upon

reasonable conditions, the particulars whereof his Catholic Majesty would

refer to the arbitration of the Parliament. M. de Bouillon engaged to

have this treaty 'in totidem verbis' signed by the Spanish ministers, and

did not so much as ask me whether I would sign it or no. All the company

rejoiced at having the Spaniards' assistance upon such easy terms, and at

being at full liberty to receive the propositions of the Court, which

now, upon the declaration of M. de Turenne, could not fail to be very

advantageous.

The treaty was accordingly signed in the Prince de Conti's room at the

Hotel de Ville, but I forbore to set my hand to it, though solicited by

M. de Bouillon, unless they would come to some final resolution; yet I

gave them my word that, if the Parliament would be contented, I had such

expedients in my power as would give them all the time necessary to

withdraw their troops. I had two reasons for what I said: first, I knew

Fuensaldagne to be a wise man, that he would be of a different opinion

from his envoys, and that he would never venture his army into the heart

of the kingdom with so little assurance from the generals and none at all

from me; secondly, because I was willing to show to our generals that I

would not, as far as it lay in my power, suffer the Spaniards to be

treacherously surprised or insulted in case of an arrangement between the

Court and the Parliament; though I had protested twenty times in the same

conference that I would not separate myself from the Parliament.

M. d'Elbeuf said, "You cannot find the expedients you talk of but in

having recourse to the people."

"M. de Bouillon will answer for me," said I, "that it is not there that I

am to find my expedients."

M. de Bouillon, being desirous that I should sign, said, "I know that it

is not your intent, but I am fully persuaded that you mean well, that you

do not act as you would propose, and that we retain more respect for the

Parliament by signing than you do by refusing to sign; for," speaking

very low, that he might not be heard by the Spanish ministers, "we keep a

back door open to get off handsomely with the Parliament."

"They will open that door," said I, "when you could wish it shut, as is

but too apparent already, and you will be glad to shut it when you

cannot; the Parliament is not a body to be jested with."

After the signing of the treaty, I was told that the envoys had given

2,000 pistoles to Madame de Montbazon and as much to M. d'Elbeuf.

De Bellievre, who waited for me at home, whither I returned full of

vexation, used an expression which has been since verified by the event:

"We failed, this day," said he, "to induce the Parliament, which if we

had done, all had been safe and right. Pray God that everything goes

well, for if but one of our strings fails us we are undone."

As for the conferences for a peace with the Court at Ruel, it was

proposed on the Queen's part that the Parliament should adjourn their

session to Saint Germain, just to ratify the articles of the peace, and

not to meet afterwards for two or three years; but the deputies of

Parliament insisted that it was their privilege to assemble when and

where they pleased. When these and the like stories came to the ears of

the Parisians they were so incensed that the only talk of the Great

Chamber was to recall the deputies, and the generals seeing themselves

now respected by the Court, who had little regard for them before the

declaration of M. de Turenne, thought that the more the Court was

embarrassed the better, and therefore incited the Parliament and people

to clamour, that the Cardinal might see that things did not altogether

depend upon the conference at Ruel. I, likewise, contributed what lay in

my power to moderate the precipitation of the First President and

President de Mesmes towards anything that looked like an agreement.

On the 8th of March the Prince de Conti told the Parliament that M. de

Turenne offered them his services and person against Cardinal Mazarin,

the enemy of the State. I said that I was informed a declaration had

been issued the night before at Saint Germain against M. de Turenne, as

guilty of high treason. The Parliament unanimously passed a decree to

annul it, to authorise his taking arms, to enjoin all the King's subjects

to give him free passage and support, and to raise the necessary funds

for the payment of his troops, lest the 800,000 livres sent from Court to

General d'Erlach should corrupt the officers and soldiers. A severe

edict was issued against Courcelles, Lavardin, and Amilly, who had levied

troops for the King in the province of Maine, and the commonalty were

permitted to meet at the sound of the alarm-bell and to fall foul of all

those who had held assemblies without order of Parliament.

On the 9th a decree was passed to suspend the conference till all the

promises made by the Court to allow the entry of provisions were

punctually executed.

The Prince de Conti informed the House the same day that he was desired

by M. de Longueville to assure them that he would set out from Rouen on

the 15th with 7,000 foot and 3,000 horse, and march directly to Saint

Germain; the Parliament was incredibly overjoyed, and desired the Prince

de Conti to press him to hasten his march as much as possible.

On the 10th the member for Normandy told the House that the Parliament of

Rennes only stayed for the Duc de la Tremouille to join against the

common enemy.

On the 11th an envoy from M. de la Tremouille offered the Parliament, in

his master's name, 8,000 foot and 2,000 horse, who were in a condition to

march in two days, provided the House would permit his master to seize on

all the public money at Poitiers, Niort, and other places whereof he was

already master. The Parliament thanked him, passed a decree with full

powers accordingly, and desired him to hasten his levies with all

expedition.

Posterity will hardly believe that, notwithstanding all this heat in the

party, which one would have thought could not have immediately

evaporated, a peace was made and signed the same day; but of this more by

and by.

While the Court, as has been before hinted, was tampering with the

generals, Madame de Montbazon promised M. de Beaufort's support to the

Queen; but her Majesty understood that it was not to be done if I were

not at the market to approve of the sale. La Riviere despised M.

d'Elbeuf no longer. M. de Bouillon, since his brother's declaration,

seemed more inclined than before to come to an arrangement with the

Court, but his pretentions ran very high, and both the brothers were in

such a situation that a little assistance would not suffice, and as to

the offers made to myself by Madame de Lesdiguieres, I returned such an

answer as convinced the Court that I was not so easily to be moved.

In short, Cardinal Mazarin found all the avenues to a negotiation either

shut or impassable. This despair of success in the Court was eventually

more to the advantage of the Court than the most refined politics, for it

did not hinder them from negotiating, the Cardinal's natural temper not

permitting him to do otherwise; but, however, he could not trust to the

carrying out of negotiations, and therefore beguiled our generals with

fair promises, while he remitted 800,000 livres to buy off the army of M.

de Turenne, and obliged the deputies at Ruel to sign a peace against the

orders of the Parliament that sent them. The President de Mesmes assured

me several times since that this peace was purely the result of a

conversation he had with the Cardinal on the 8th of March at night, when

his Eminence told him he saw plainly that M. de Bouillon would not treat

till he had the Spaniards and M. de Turenne at the gates of Paris; that

is, till he saw himself in the position to seize one-half of the kingdom.

The President made him this answer:

"There is no hope of any security but in making the Coadjutor a

cardinal."

To which Mazarin answered: "He is worse than the other, who at least

seemed once inclined to treat, but he is still for a general peace, or

for none at all."

President de Mesmes replied: "If things are come to this pass we must be

the victims to save the State from perishing--we must sign the peace. For

after what the Parliament has done to-day there is no remedy, and perhaps

tomorrow we shall be recalled; if we are disowned in what we do we are

ruined, the gates of Paris will be shut against us, and we shall be

prosecuted and treated as prevaricators and traitors. It is our business

and concern to procure such conditions as will give us good ground to

justify our proceedings, and if the terms are but reasonable, we know how

to improve them against the factions; but make them as you please

yourself, I will sign them all, and will go this moment to acquaint the

First President that this is the only expedient to save the State. If it

takes effect we have peace, if we are disowned by the Parliament we still

weaken the faction, and the danger will fall upon none but ourselves."

He added that with much difficulty he had persuaded the First President.

The peace was signed by Cardinal Mazarin, as well as by the other

deputies, on the part of the King. The substance of the articles was

that Parliament should just go to Saint Germain to proclaim the peace,

and then return to Paris, but hold no assembly that year; that all their

public decrees since the 6th of January should be made void, as likewise

all ordinances of Council, declarations and 'lettres de cachet'; that as

soon as the King had withdrawn his troops from Paris, all the forces

raised for the defence of the city should be disbanded, and the

inhabitants lay down their arms and not take them up again without the

King's order; that the Archduke's deputy should be dismissed without an

answer, that there should be a general amnesty, and that the King should

also give a general discharge for all the public money made use of, as

also for the movables sold and for all the arms and ammunition taken out

of the arsenal and elsewhere.

M. and Madame de Bouillon were extremely surprised when they heard that

the peace was signed. I did not expect the Parliament would make it so

soon, but I said frequently that it would be a very shameful one if we

should let them alone to make it. M. de Bouillon owned that I had

foretold it often enough. "I confess," said he, "that we are entirely to

blame," which expression made me respect him more than ever, for I think

it a greater virtue for a man to confess a fault than not to commit one.

The Prince de Conti, MM. d'Elbeuf, de Beaufort, and de La Mothe were very

much surprised, too, at the signing of the peace, especially because

their agent at Saint Germain had assured them that the Court was fully

persuaded that the Parliament was but a cipher, and that the generals

were the men with whom they must negotiate. I confess that Cardinal

Mazarin acted a very wily part in this juncture, and he is the more to be

commended because he was obliged to defend himself, not only against the

monstrous impertinences of La Riviere, but against the violent passion of

the Prince de Conde.

We held a council at the Duc de Bouillon's, where I persuaded them that

as our deputies were recalled by an order despatched from Parliament

before the treaty was signed, it was therefore void, and that we ought to

take no notice of it, the rather because it had not been communicated to

Parliament in form; and, finally, that the deputies should be charged to

insist on a general treaty of peace and on the expulsion of Mazarin; and,

if they did not succeed, to return forthwith to their seats in

Parliament. But I added that if the deputies should have time to return

and make their report, we should be under the necessity of protesting,

which would so incense the people against them that we should not be able

to keep them from butchering the First President and the President de

Mesmes, so that we should be reputed the authors of the tragedy, and,

though formidable one day, should be every whit as odious the next. I

concluded with offering to sacrifice my coadjutorship of Paris to the

anger of the Queen and the hatred of the Cardinal, and that very

cheerfully, if they would but come into my measures.

M. de Bouillon, after having opposed my reasons, concluded thus: "I know

that my brother's declaration and my urging the necessity of his

advancing with the army before we come to a positive resolution may give

ground to a belief that I have great views for our family. I do not deny

but that I hope for some advantages, and am persuaded it is lawful for me

to do so, but I will be content to forfeit my reputation if I ever agree

with the Court till you all say you are satisfied; and if I do not keep

my word I desire the Coadjutor to disgrace me."

After all I thought it best to submit to the Prince de Conti and the

voice of the majority, who resolved very wisely not to explain themselves

in detail next morning in Parliament, but that the Prince de Conti should

only say, in general, that it being the common report that the peace was

signed at Ruel, he was resolved to send deputies thither to take care of

his and the other generals' interests.

The Prince agreed at once with our decision. Meantime the people rose at

the report I had spread concerning Mazarin's signing the treaty, which,

though we all considered it a necessary stratagem, I now repented of.

This shows that a civil war is one of those complicated diseases wherein

the remedy you prescribe for obviating one dangerous symptom sometimes

inflames three or four others.

On the 13th the deputies of Ruel entering the Parliament House, which was

in great tumult, M. d'Elbeuf, contrary to the resolution taken at M. de

Bouillon's, asked the deputies whether they had taken care of the

interest of the generals in the treaty.

The First President was going to make his report, but was almost stunned

with the clamour of the whole company, crying, "There is no peace! there

is no peace!" that the deputies had scandalously deserted the generals

and all others whom the Parliament had joined by the decree of union,

and, besides, that they had concluded a peace after the revocation of the

powers given them to treat. The Prince de Conti said very calmly that he

wondered they had concluded a treaty without the generals; to which the

First President answered that the generals had always protested that they

had no separate interests from those of the Parliament, and it was their

own fault that they had not sent their deputies. M. de Bouillon said

that, since Cardinal Mazarin was to continue Prime Minister, he desired

that Parliament should obtain a passport for him to retire out of the

kingdom. The First President replied that his interest had been taken

care of, and that he would have satisfaction for Sedan. But M. de

Bouillon told him that he might as well have said nothing, and that he

would never separate from the other generals. The clamour redoubled with

such fury that President de Mesmes trembled like an aspen leaf. M. de

Beaufort, laying his hand upon his sword, said, "Gentlemen, this shall

never be drawn for Mazarin."

The Presidents de Coigneux and de Bellievre proposed that the deputies

might be sent back to treat about the interests of the generals and to

reform the articles which the Parliament did not like; but they were soon

silenced by a sudden noise in the Great Hall, and the usher came in

trembling and said that the people called for M. de Beaufort. He went

out immediately, and quieted them for the time, but no sooner had he got

inside the House than the disturbance began afresh, and an infinite

number of people, armed with daggers, called out for the original treaty,

that they might have Mazarin's sign-manual burnt by the hangman, adding

that if the deputies had signed the peace of their own accord they ought

to be hanged, and if against their will they ought to be disowned. They

were told that the sign-manual of the Cardinal could not be burnt without

burning at the same time that of the Duc d'Orleans, but that the deputies

were to be sent back again to get the articles amended. The people still

cried out, "No peace! no Mazarin! You must go! We will have our good

King fetched from Saint Germain, and all Mazarins thrown into the river!"

The people were ready to break open the great door of the House, yet the

First President was so far from being terrified that, when he was advised

to pass through the registry into his own house that he might not be

seen, he replied, "If I was sure to perish I would never be guilty of

such cowardice, which would only serve to make the mob more insolent, who

would be ready to come to my house if they thought I was afraid of them

here." And when I begged him not to expose himself till I had pacified

the people he passed it off with a joke, by which I found he took me for

the author of the disturbance, though very unjustly. However, I did not

resent it, but went into the Great Hall, and, mounting the solicitors'

bench, waved my hands to the people, who thereupon cried, "Silence!" I

said all I could think of to make them easy. They asked if I would

promise that the Peace of Ruel should not be kept. I answered, "Yes,

provided the people will be quiet, for otherwise their best friends will

be obliged to take other methods to prevent such disturbances." I acted

in a quarter of an hour above thirty different parts. I threatened, I

commanded, I entreated them; and, finding I was sure of a calm, at least

for a moment, I returned to the House, and, embracing the First

President, placed him before me; M. de Beaufort did the same with

President de Mesmes, and thus we went out with the Parliament, all in a

body, the officers of the House marching in front. The people made a

great noise, and we heard some crying, "A republic!" but no injury was

offered to us, only M. de Bouillon received a blow in his face from a

ragamuffin, who took him for Cardinal Mazarin.

On the 16th the deputies were sent again to Ruel by the Parliament to

amend some of the articles, particularly those for adjourning the

Parliament to Saint Germain and prohibiting their future assemblies; with

an order to take care of the interest of the generals and of the

companies, joined together by the decree of union.

The late disturbances obliged the Parliament to post the city

trained-bands at their gates, who were even more enraged against the

"Mazarin peace," as they called it, than the mob, and who were far less

dreaded, because they consisted of citizens who were not for plunder; yet

this select militia was ten times on the point of insulting the

Parliament, and did actually insult the members of the Council and

Presidents, threatening to throw the President de Thore into the river;

and when the First President and his friends saw that they were afraid of

putting their threats into execution, they took an advantage of us, and

had the boldness even to reproach the generals, as if the troops had not

done their duty; though if the generals had but spoken loud enough to be

heard by the people, they would not have been able to hinder them from

tearing the members to pieces.

The Duc de Bouillon came to the Hotel de Ville and made a speech there to

Prince de Conti and the other generals, in substance as follows:

"I could never have believed what I now see of this Parliament. On the

13th they would not hear the Peace of Ruel mentioned, but on the 15th

they approved of it, some few articles excepted; on the 16th they

despatched the same deputies who had concluded a peace against their

orders with full and unlimited powers, and, not content with all this,

they load us with reproaches because we complain that they have treated

for a peace without us, and have abandoned M. de Longueville and M. de

Turenne; and yet it is owing only to us that the people do not massacre

them. We must save their lives at the hazard of our own, and I own that

it is wisdom so to do; but we shall all of us certainly perish with the

Parliament if we let them go on at this rate." Then, addressing himself

to the Prince de Conti, he said, "I am for closing with the Coadjutor's

late advice at my house, and if your Highness does not put it into

execution before two days are at an end, we shall have a peace less

secure and more scandalous than the former."

The company became unanimously of his opinion, and resolved to meet next

day at M. de Bouillon's to consider how to bring the affair into

Parliament. In the meantime, Don Gabriel de Toledo arrived with the

Archduke's ratification of the treaty signed by the generals, and with a

present from his master of 10,000 pistoles; but I was resolved to let the

Spaniards see that I had not the intention of taking their money, though

at his request Madame de Bouillon did all she could to persuade me.

Accordingly, I declined it with all possible respect; nevertheless, this

denial cost me dear afterwards, because I contracted a habit of refusing

presents at other times when it would have been good policy to have

accepted them, even if I had thrown them into the river. It is sometimes

very dangerous to refuse presents from one's superiors.

While we were in conference at M. de Bouillon's the sad news was brought

to us that M. de Turenne's forces, all except two or three regiments, had

been bribed with money from Court to abandon him, and, finding himself

likely to be arrested, he had retired to the house of his friend and

kinswoman, the Landgravine of Hesse. M. de Bouillon, was, as it were,

thunderstruck; his lady burst out into tears, saying, "We are all

undone," and I was almost as much cast down as they were, because it

overturned our last scheme.

M. de Bouillon was now for pushing matters to extremes, but I convinced

him that there was nothing more dangerous.

Don Gabriel de Toledo, who was ordered to be very frank with me, was very

reserved when he saw how I was mortified about the news of M. de Turenne,

and caballed with the generals in such a manner as made me very uneasy.

Upon this sudden turn of affairs I made these remarks: That every company

has so much in it of the unstable temper of the vulgar that all depends

upon joining issue with opportunity; and that the best proposals prove

often fading flowers, which are fragrant to-day and offensive to-morrow.

I could not sleep that night for thinking about our circumstances. I saw

that the Parliament was less inclined than ever to engage in a war, by

reason of the desertion of the army of M. de Turenne; I saw the deputies

at Ruel emboldened by the success of their prevarication; I saw the

people of Paris as ready to admit the Archduke as ever they could be to

receive the Duc d'Orleans; I saw that in a week's time this Prince, with

beads in his hand, and Fuensaldagne with his money, would have greater

power than ourselves; that M. de Bouillon was relapsing into his former

proposal of using extremities, and that the other generals would be

precipitated into the same violent measures by the scornful behaviour of

the Court, who now despised all because they were sure of the Parliament.

I saw that all these circumstances paved the way for a popular sedition

to massacre the Parliament and put the Spaniards in possession of the

Louvre, which might overturn the State.

These gloomy thoughts I resolved to communicate to my father, who had for

the last twenty years retired to the Oratory, and who would never hear of

my State intrigues. My father told me of some advantageous offers made

to me indirectly by the Court, but advised me not to trust to them.

Next day, M. de Bouillon was for shutting the gates against the deputies

of Ruel, for expelling the Parliament, for making ourselves masters of

the Hotel de Ville, and for bringing the Spanish army without delay into

our suburbs. As for M. de Beaufort, Don Gabriel de Toledo told me that

he offered Madame de Montbazon 20,000 crowns down and 6,000 crowns a year

if she could persuade him into the Archduke's measures. He did not

forget the other generals. M. d'Elbeuf was gained at an easy rate, and

Marechal de La Mothe was buoyed up with the hopes of being accommodated

with the Duchy of Cardonne. I soon saw the Catholicon of Spain (Spanish

gold) was the chief ingredient. Everybody saw that our only remedy was

to make ourselves masters of the Hotel de Ville by means of the people,

but I opposed it with arguments too tedious to mention. M. de Bouillon

was for engaging entirely with Spain, but I convinced Marechal de La

Mothe and M. de Beaufort that such measures would in a fortnight reduce

them to a precarious dependence on the counsels of Spain.

Being pressed to give my opinion in brief, I delivered it thus: "We

cannot hinder the peace without ruining the Parliament by the help of the

people, and we cannot maintain the war by the means of the same people

without a dependence upon Spain. We cannot have any peace with Saint

Germain but by consenting to continue Mazarin in the Ministry."

M. de Bouillon, with the head of an ox, and the penetration of an eagle,

interrupted me thus: "I take it, monsieur," said he, "you are for

suffering the peace to come to a conclusion, but not for appearing in

it."

I replied that I was willing to oppose it, but that it should be only

with my own voice and the voices of those who were ready to run the same

hazard with me.

"I understand you again," replied M. de Bouillon; "a very fine thought

indeed, suitable to yourself and to M. de Beaufort, but to nobody else."

"If it suited us only," said I, "before I would propose it I would cut

out my tongue. The part we act would suit you as well as either of us,

because you may accommodate matters when you think it for your interest.

For my part, I am fully persuaded that they who insist upon the exclusion

of Mazarin as a condition of the intended arrangement will continue

masters of the affections of the people long enough to take their

advantage of an opportunity which fortune never fails to furnish in

cloudy and unsettled times. Pray, monsieur, considering your reputation

and capacity, who can pretend to act this part with more dignity, than

yourself? M. de Beaufort and I are already the favourites of the people,

and if you declare for the exclusion of the Cardinal, you will be

tomorrow as popular as either of us, and we shall be looked upon as the

only centre of their hopes. All the blunders of the ministers will turn

to our advantage, the Spaniards will caress us, and the Cardinal,

considering how fond he is of a treaty, will be under the necessity to

court us. I own this scheme may be attended with inconveniences, but, on

the other side of the question, we are sure of certain ruin if we have a

peace and an enraged minister at the helm, who cannot hope for

reestablishment but upon our destruction. Therefore, I cannot but think

the expedient is as proper for you to engage in as for me, but if, for

argument's sake, it were not, I am sure it is for your interest that I

should embrace it, for you will by that means have more time to make your

own terms with the Court before the peace is concluded, and after the

peace Mazarin will in such case be obliged to have more regard for all

those gentlemen whose reunion with me it will be to his interest to

prevent."

M. de Bouillon was so convinced of the justice of my reasoning that he

told me, when we were by ourselves, that he had, as well as myself,

thought of my expedient as soon as he received the news of the army

deserting M. de Turenne, that he could still improve it, as the Spaniards

would not fail to relish it, and that he had been on the point several

times one day to confer about it with me; but that his wife had conjured

him with prayers and tears to speak no more of the matter, but to come to

terms with the Court, or else to engage himself with the Spaniards. "I

know," said he, "you are not for the second arrangement; pray lend me

your good offices to compass the first." I assured him that all my best

offices and interests were entirely at his service to facilitate his

agreement with the Court, and that he might freely make use of my name

and reputation for that purpose.

In fine, we agreed on every point. M. de Bouillon undertook to make the

proposition palatable to the Spaniards, provided we would promise never

to let them know that it was concerted among ourselves beforehand, and we

never questioned but that we could persuade M. de Longueville to accept

it, for men of irresolution are apt to catch at all overtures which lead

them two ways, and consequently press them to no choice.

I had almost forgotten to tell you what M. de Bouillon said to me in

private as we were going from the conference. "I am sure," said he,

"that you will not blame me for not exposing a wife whom I dearly love

and eight children whom she loves more than herself to the hazards which

you run, and which I could run with you were I a single man."

I was very much affected by the tender sentiments of M. de Bouillon and

the confidence he placed in me, and assured him I was so far from blaming

him that I esteemed him the more, and that his tenderness for his lady,

which he was pleased to call his weakness, was indeed what politics

condemned but ethics highly justified, because it betokened an honest

heart, which is much superior both to interest and politics. M. de

Bouillon communicated the proposal both to the Spanish envoys and to the

generals, who were easily persuaded to relish it.

Thus he made, as it were, a golden bridge for the Spaniards to withdraw

their troops with decency. I told him as soon as they were gone that he

was an excellent man to persuade people that a "quartan ague was good for

them."

The Parliamentary deputies, repairing to Saint Germain on the 17th of

March, 1649, first took care to settle the interests of the generals,

upon which every officer of the army thought he had a right to exhibit

his pretensions. M. de Vendome sent his son a formal curse if he did not

procure for him at least the post of Superintendent of the Seas, which

was created first in favour of Cardinal de Richelieu in place of that of

High Admiral, but Louis XIV. abolished it, and restored that of High

Admiral.

Upon this we held a conference, the result of which was that on the 20th

the Prince de Conti told the Parliament that himself and the other

generals entered their claims solely for the purpose of providing for

their safety in case Mazarin should continue in the Ministry, and that he

protested, both for himself and for all the gentlemen engaged in the same

party, that they would immediately renounce all pretensions whatsoever

upon the exclusion of Cardinal Mazarin.

We also prevailed on the Prince de Conti, though almost against his will,

to move the Parliament to direct their deputies to join with the Comte de

Maure for the expulsion of Cardinal Mazarin. I had almost lost all my

credit with the people, because I hindered them on the 13th of March from

massacring the Parliament, and because on the 23d and 24th I opposed the

public sale of the Cardinal's library. But I reestablished my reputation

in the Great Hall among the crowd, in the opinion of the firebrands of

Parliament, by haranguing against the Comte de Grancei, who had the

insolence to pillage the house of M. Coulon; by insisting on the 24th

that the Prince d'Harcourt should be allowed to seize all the public

money in the province of Picardy; by insisting on the 25th against a

truce which it would have been ridiculous to refuse during a conference;

and by opposing on the 30th what was transacted there, though at the same

time I knew that peace was made.

I now return to the conference at Saint Germain.

The Court declared they would never consent to the removal of the

Cardinal; and that as to the pretensions of the generals, which were

either to justice or favour, those of justice should be confirmed, and

those of favour left to his Majesty's disposal to reward merit. They

declared their willingness to accept the Archduke's proposal for a

general peace.

An amnesty was granted in the most ample manner, comprehending expressly

the Prince de Conti, MM. de Longueville, de Beaufort, d'Harcourt, de

Rieug, de Lillebonne, de Bouillon, de Turenne, de Brissac, de Duras, de

Matignon, de Beuron, de Noirmoutier, de Sdvigny, de Tremouille, de La

Rochefoucault, de Retz, d'Estissac, de Montresor, de Matta, de Saint

Germain, d'Apchon, de Sauvebeuf, de Saint Ibal, de Lauretat, de Laigues,

de Chavagnac, de Chaumont, de Caumesnil, de Cugnac, de Creci, d'Allici,

and de Barriere; but I was left out, which contributed to preserve my

reputation with the public more than you would expect from such a trifle.

On the 31st the deputies, being returned, made their report to the

Parliament, who on the 1st of April verified the declaration of peace.

As I went to the House I found the streets crowded with people crying "No

peace! no Mazarin!" but I dispersed them by saying that it was one of

Mazarin's stratagems to separate the people from the Parliament, who

without doubt had reasons for what they had done; that they should be

cautious of falling into the snare; that they had no cause to fear

Mazarin; and that they might depend on it that I would never agree with

him. When I reached the House I found the guards as excited as the

people, and bent on murdering every one they knew to be of Mazarin's

party; but I pacified them as I had done the others. The First

President, seeing me coming in, said that "I had been consecrating oil

mixed, undoubtedly, with saltpetre." I heard the words, but made as if I

did not, for had I taken them up, and had the people known it in the

Great Hall, it would not have been in my power to have saved the life of

one single member.

Soon after the peace the Prince de Conti, Madame de Longueville and M. de

Bouillon went to Saint Germain to the Court, which had by some means or

other gained M. d'Elbeuf. But MM. de Brissac, de Retz, de Vitri, de

Fiesque, de Fontrailles, de Montresor, de Noirmoutier, de Matta, de la

Boulaie, de Caumesnil, de Moreul, de Laigues, and d'Annery remained in a

body with us, which was not contemptible, considering the people were on

our side; but the Cardinal despised us to that degree that when MM. de

Beaufort, de Brissac, de La Mothe, and myself desired one of our friends

to assure the Queen of our most humble obedience, she answered that she

should not regard our assurances till we had paid our devoirs to the

Cardinal.

Madame de Chevreuse having come from Brussels without the Queen's leave,

her Majesty sent her orders to quit Paris in twenty-four hours upon which

I went to her house and found the lovely creature at her toilet bathed in

tears. My heart yearned towards her, but I bid her not obey till I had

the honour of seeing her again. I consulted with M. de Beaufort to get

the order revoked, upon which he said, "I see you are against her going;

she shall stay. She has very fine eyes!"

I returned to the Palace de Chevreuse, where I was made very welcome, and

found the lovely Mademoiselle de Chevreuse. I got a very intimate

acquaintance with Madame de Rhodes, natural daughter of Cardinal de

Guise, who was her great confidant. I entirely demolished the good

opinion she had of the Duke of Brunswick-Zell, with whom she had almost

struck a bargain. De Laigues hindered me at first, but the forwardness

of the daughter and the good-nature of the mother soon removed all

obstacles. I saw her every day at her own house and very often at Madame

de Rhodes's, who allowed us all the liberty we could wish for, and we did

not fail to make good use of our time. I did love her, or rather I

thought I loved her, for I still had to do with Madame de Pommereux.

Fronde (sling) being the name given to the faction, I will give you the

etymology of it, which I omitted in the first book.

When Parliament met upon State affairs, the Duc d'Orleans and the Prince

de Conde came very frequently, and tempered the heat of the contending

parties; but the coolness was not lasting, for every other day their fury

returned upon them.

Bachoumont once said, in jest, that the Parliament acted like the

schoolboys in the Paris ditches, who fling stones, and run away when they

see the constable, but meet again as soon as he turns his back. This was

thought a very pretty comparison. It came to be a subject for ballads,

and, upon the peace between the King and Parliament, it was revived and

applied to those who were not agreed with the Court; and we studied to

give it all possible currency, because we observed that it excited the

wrath of the people. We therefore resolved that night to wear hatbands

made in the form of a sling, and had a great number of them made ready to

be distributed among a parcel of rough fellows, and we wore them

ourselves last of all, for it would have looked much like affectation and

have spoilt all had we been the first in the mode.

It is inexpressible what influence this trifle had upon the people; their

bread, hats, gloves, handkerchiefs, fans, ornaments were all 'a la mode

de la Fronde', and we ourselves were more in the fashion by this trifle

than in reality. And the truth is we had need of all our shifts to

support us against the whole royal family. For although I had spoken to

the Prince de Conde at Madame de Longueville's, I could not suppose

myself thoroughly reconciled. He treated me, indeed, civilly, but with

an air of coldness, and I know that he was fully persuaded that I had

complained of his breach of a promise which he made by me to some members

of Parliament; but, as I had complained to nobody upon this head, I began

to suspect that some persona studied to set us at variance. I imagined

it came from the Prince de Conti, who was naturally very malicious, and

hated me, he knew not why. Madame de Longueville loved me no better. I

always suspected Madame de Montbazon, who had not nearly so much

influence over M. de Beaufort as I had, yet was very artful in robbing

him of all his secrets. She did not love me either, because I deprived

her of what might have made her a most considerable person at Court.

Count Fuensaldagne was not obliged to help me if he could. He was not

pleased with the conduct of M. de Bouillon, who, in truth, had neglected

the decisive point for a general peace, and he was much less satisfied

with his own ministers, whom he used to call his blind moles; but he was

pleased with me for insisting always on the peace between the two Crowns,

without any view to a separate one. He therefore sent me Don Antonio

Pimentel, to offer me anything that was in the power of the King his

master, and to tell me that, as I could not but want assistance,

considering how I stood with the Ministry, 100,000 crowns was at my

service, which was accordingly brought me in bills of exchange. He added

that he did not desire any engagement from me for it, nor did the King

his master propose any other advantage than the pleasure of protecting

me. But I thought fit to refuse the money, for the present, telling Don

Antonio that I should think myself unworthy, of the protection of his

Catholic Majesty if I took any, gratuity, while I was in no capacity, of

serving him; that I was born a Frenchman, and, by virtue of my, post,

more particularly, attached than another to the metropolis of the

kingdom; that it was my misfortune to be embroiled with the Prime

Minister of my King, but that my resentment should never carry me to

solicit assistance among his enemies till I was forced to do so for

self-preservation; that Divine Providence had cast my lot in Paris, where

God, who knew the purity of my intentions, would enable me in all

probability to maintain myself by my own interest. But in case I wanted

protection I was fully persuaded I could nowhere find any so powerful and

glorious as that of his Catholic Majesty, to whom I would always think it

an honour to have recourse. Fuensaldagne was satisfied with my answer,

and sent back Don Antonio Pimentel with a letter from the Archduke,

assuring me that upon a line from my hand he would march with all the

forces of the King his master to my assistance.

BOOK III.

MADAME:--Cardinal Mazarin thought of nothing else now but how to rid

himself of the obligations he lay under to the Prince de Conde, who had

actually saved him from the gallows. And his principal view was an

alliance with the House of Vendome, who had on some occasions opposed the

interest of the family of Conde.

In Paris the people libelled not only the Cardinal, but the Queen. Indeed

it was not our interest to discourage libels and ballads against the

Cardinal, but it concerned us to suppress such as were levelled against

the Queen and Government. It is not to be imagined what uneasiness the

wrath of the people gave us upon that head. Two criminals, one of whom

was a printer, being condemned to be hanged for publishing some things

fit to be burnt and for libelling the Queen, cried out, when they were

upon the scaffold, that they were to be put to death for publishing

verses against Mazarin, upon which the people rescued them from justice.

On the other hand, some gay young gentlemen of the Court, who were in

Mazarin's interest, had a mind to make his name familiar to the

Parisians, and for that end made a famous display in the public walks of

the Tuileries, where they had grand suppers, with music, and drank the

Cardinal's health publicly. We took little notice of this, till they

boasted at Saint Germain that the Frondeurs were glad to give them the

wall. And then we thought it high time to correct them, lest the common

people should think they did it by authority. For this end M. de

Beaufort and a hundred other gentlemen went one night to the house where

they supped, overturned the table, and broke the musicians' violins over

their heads.

Being informed that the Prince de Conde intended to oblige the King to

return to Paris, I was resolved to have all the merit of an action which

would be so acceptable to the citizens. I therefore resolved to go to

the Court at Compiegne, which my friends very much opposed, for fear of

the danger to which I might be exposed, but I told them that what is

absolutely necessary is not dangerous.

I went accordingly, and as I was going up-stairs to the Queen's

apartments, a man, whom I never saw before or since, put a note into my

hand with these words: "If you enter the King's domicile, you are a dead

man." But I was in already, and it was too late to go back. Being past

the guard-chamber, I thought myself secure. I told the Queen that I was

come to assure her Majesty of my most humble obedience, and of the

disposition of the Church of Paris to perform all the services it owed to

their Majesties. The Queen seemed highly pleased, and was very kind to

me; but when we mentioned the Cardinal, though she urged me to it, I

excused myself from going to see him, assuring her Majesty that such a

visit would put it out of my power to do her service. It was impossible

for her to contain herself any longer; she blushed, and it was with much

restraint that she forbore using harsh language, as she herself confessed

afterwards.

Servien said one day that there was a design to assassinate me at his

table by the Abbe Fouquet; and M. de Vendome, who had just come from his

table, pressed me to be gone, saying that there were wicked designs

hatching against me.

I returned to Paris, having accomplished everything I wanted, for I had

removed the suspicion of the Court that the Frondeurs were against the

King's return. I threw upon the Cardinal all the odium attending his

Majesty's delay. I braved Mazarin, as it were, upon his throne, and

secured to myself the chief honour of the King's return.

The Court was received at Paris as kings always were and ever will be,

namely, with acclamations, which only please such as like to be

flattered. A group of old women were posted at the entrance of the

suburbs to cry out, "God save his Eminence!" who sat in the King's coach

and thought himself Lord of Paris; but at the end of three or four days

he found himself much mistaken. Ballads and libels still flew about. The

Frondeurs appeared bolder than ever. M. de Beaufort and I rode sometimes

alone, with one lackey only behind our coach, and at other times we went

with a retinue of fifty men in livery and a hundred gentlemen. We

diversified the scene as we thought it would be most acceptable to the

spectators. The Court party, who blamed us from morning to night,

nevertheless imitated us in their way. Everybody took an advantage of

the Ministry from our continual pelting of his Eminence. The Prince, who

always made too much or too little of the Cardinal, continued to treat

him with contempt; and, being disgusted at being refused the post of

Superintendent of the Seas, the Cardinal endeavoured to soothe him with

the vain hopes of other advantages.

The Prince, being one day at Court, and seeing the Cardinal give himself

extraordinary airs, said, as he was going out of the Queen's cabinet,

"Adieu, Mars." This was told all over the city in a quarter of an hour.

I and Noirmoutier went by appointment to his house at four o'clock in the

morning, when he seemed to be greatly troubled. He said that he could

not determine to begin a civil war, which, though the only means to

separate the Queen from the Cardinal, to whom she was so strongly

attached, yet it was both against his conscience and honour. He added

that he should never forget his obligations to us, and that if he should

come to any terms with the Court, he would, if we thought proper, settle

our affairs also, and that if we had not a mind to be reconciled to the

Court, he would, in case it did attack us, publicly undertake our

protection. We answered that we had no other design in our proposals

than the honour of being his humble servants, and that we should be very

sorry if he had retarded his reconciliation with the Queen upon our

account, praying that we might be permitted to continue in the same

disposition towards the Cardinal as we were then, which we declared

should not hinder us from paying all the respect and duty which we

professed for his Highness.

I must not forget to acquaint you that Madame de Guemenee, who ran away

from Paris in a fright the moment it was besieged, no sooner heard that I

had paid a visit to Mademoiselle de Chevreuse than she returned to town

in a rage. I was in such a passion with her for having cowardly deserted

me that I took her by the throat, and she was so enraged at my

familiarity with Mademoiselle de Chevreuse that she threw a candlestick

at my head, but in a quarter of an hour we were very good friends.

The Prince de Conde was no sooner reconciled with the Court than he was

publicly reproached in the city for breaking his word with the Frondeurs;

but I convinced him that he could not think such treatment strange in a

city so justly exasperated against Mazarin, and that, nevertheless, he

might depend on my best services, for which he assured me of his constant

friendship.

Moissans, now Marechal d'Albret, who was at the head of the King's

gendarmes, accustomed himself and others to threaten the chief minister,

who augmented the public odium against himself by reestablishing Emeri, a

man detested by all the kingdom. We were not a little alarmed at his

reestablishment, because this man, who knew Paris better than the

Cardinal, distributed money among the people to a very good purpose. This

is a singular science, which is either very beneficial or hurtful in its

consequences, according to the wisdom or folly of the distributor.

These donations, laid out with discretion and secrecy, obliged us to

yield ourselves more and more unto the bulk of the people, and, finding a

fit opportunity for this performance, we took care not to let it slip,

which, if they had been ruled by me, we should not have done so soon, for

we were not yet forced to make use of such expedients. It is not safe in

a faction where you are only upon the defensive to do what you are not

pressed to do, but the uneasiness of the subalterns on such occasions is

troublesome, because they believe that as soon as you seem to be inactive

all is lost. I preached every day that the way was yet rough, and

therefore must be made plain, and that patience in the present case was

productive of greater effects than activity; but nobody comprehended the

truth of what I said.

An unlucky expression, dropped on this occasion by the Princesse de

Guemenee, had an incredible influence upon the people. She called to

mind a ballad formerly made upon the regiment of Brulon, which was said

to consist of only two dragoons and four drummers, and, inasmuch as she

hated the Fronde, she told me very pleasantly that our party, being

reduced to fourteen, might be justly compared to that regiment of Brulon.

Noirmoutier and Laigues were offended at this expression to that degree

that they continually murmured because I neither settled affairs nor

pushed them to the last extremity. Upon which I observed that heads of

factions are no longer their masters when they are unable either to

prevent or allay the murmurs of the people.

The revenues of the Hotel de Ville, which are, as it were, the patrimony

of the bourgeois, and which, if well managed, might be of special service

to the King in securing to his interest an infinite number of those

people who are always the most formidable in revolutions--this sacred

fund, I say, suffered much by the licentiousness of the times, the

ignorance of Mazarin, and the prevarication of the officers of the Hotel

de Ville, who were his dependents, so that the poor annuitants met in

great numbers at the Hotel de Ville; but as such assemblies without the

Prince's authority are reckoned illegal, the Parliament passed a decree

to suppress them. They were privately countenanced by M. de Beaufort and

me, to whom they sent a solemn deputation, and they made choice of twelve

syndics to be a check upon the 'prevot des marchands'.

On the 11th of December a pistol, as had been concerted beforehand, was

fired into the coach of Joly, one of the syndics, which President

Charton, another of the syndics, thinking was aimed at himself, the

Marquis de la Boulaie ran as if possessed with a devil, while the

Parliament was sitting, into the middle of the Great Hall, with fifteen

or twenty worthless fellows crying out "To Arms!" He did the like in the

streets, but in vain, and came to Broussel and me; but the former

reprimanded him after his way, and I threatened to throw him out at the

window, for I had reason to believe that he acted in concert with the

Cardinal, though he pretended to be a Frondeur.

This artifice of Servien united the Prince to the Cardinal, because he

found himself obliged to defend himself against the Frondeurs, who, as he

believed, sought to assassinate him. All those that were his own

creatures thought they were not zealous enough for his service if they

did not exaggerate the imminent danger he had escaped, and the Court

parasites confounded the morning adventure with that at night; and upon

this coarse canvas they daubed all that the basest flattery, blackest

imposture, and the most ridiculous credulity was capable of imagining;

and we were informed the next morning that it was the common rumour over

all the city that we had formed a design of seizing the King's person and

carrying him to the Hotel de Ville, and to assassinate the Prince.

M. de Beaufort and I agreed to go out and show ourselves to the people,

whom we found in such a consternation that I believed the Court might

then have attacked us with success. Madame de Montbazon advised us to

take post-horses and ride off, saying that there was nothing more easy

than to destroy us, because we had put ourselves into the hands of our

sworn enemies. I said that we had better hazard our lives than our

honour. To which she replied, "It is not that, but your nymphs, I

believe, which keep you here" (meaning Mesdames de Chevreuse and

Guemenee). "I expect," she said, "to be befriended for my own sake, and

don't I deserve it? I cannot conceive how you can be amused by a wicked

old hag and a girl, if possible, still more foolish. We are continually

disputing about that silly wretch" (pointing to M. de Beaufort, who was

playing chess); "let us take him with us and go to Peronne."

You are not to wonder that she talked thus contemptibly of M. de

Beaufort, whom she always taxed with impotency, for it is certain that

his love was purely Platonic, as he never asked any favour of her, and

seemed very uneasy with her for eating flesh on Fridays. She was so

sweet upon me, and withal such a charming beauty, that, being naturally

indisposed to let such opportunities slip, I was melted into tenderness

for her, notwithstanding my suspicions of her, considering the then

situation of affairs, and would have had her go with me into the cabinet,

but she was determined first to go to Peronne, which put an end to our

amours.

Beaufort waited on the Prince and was well received, but I could not gain

admittance.

On the 14th the Prince de Conde went to Parliament and demanded that a

committee might be appointed to inquire into the attempt made on his

life.

The Frondeurs were not asleep in the meantime, yet most of our friends

were dispirited, and all very weak.

The cures of Paris were my most hearty friends; they laboured with

incredible zeal among the people. And the cure of Saint Gervais sent me

this message: "Do but rally again and get off the assassination, and in a

week you will be stronger than your enemies."

I was informed that the Queen had written to my uncle, the Archbishop of

Paris, to be sure to go to the Parliament on the 23d, the day that

Beaufort, Broussel, and I were to be impeached, because I had no right to

sit in the House if he were present. I begged of him not to go, but my

uncle being a man of little sense, and that much out of order, and being,

moreover, fearful and ridiculously jealous of me, had promised the Queen

to go; and all that we could get out of him was that he would defend me

in Parliament better than I could defend myself. It is to be observed

that though he chattered to us like a magpie in private, yet in public he

was as mute as a fish. A surgeon who was in the Archbishop's service,

going to visit him, commended him for his courage in resisting the

importunities of his nephew, who, said he, had a mind to bury him alive,

and encouraged him to rise with all haste and go to the Parliament House;

but he was no sooner out of his bed than the surgeon asked him in a

fright how he felt. "Very well," said my Lord. "But that is

impossible," said the surgeon; "you look like death," and feeling his

pulse, he told him he was in a high fever; upon which my Lord Archbishop

went to bed again, and all the kings and queens in Christendom could not

get him out for a fortnight.

We went to the Parliament, and found there the Princes with nearly a

thousand gentlemen and, I may say, the whole Court. I had few salutes in

the Hall, because it was generally thought I was an undone man. When I

had entered the Great Chamber I heard a hum like that at the end of a

pleasing period in a sermon. When I had taken my place I said that,

hearing we were taxed with a seditious conspiracy, we were come to offer

our heads to the Parliament if guilty, and if innocent, to demand justice

upon our accusers; and that though I knew not what right the Court had to

call me to account, yet I would renounce all privileges to make my

innocence apparent to a body for whom I always had the greatest

attachment and veneration.

Then the informations were read against what they called "the public

conspiracy from which it had pleased Almighty God to deliver the State

and the royal family," after which I made a speech, in substance as

follows:

"I do not believe, gentlemen, that in any of the past ages persons of our

quality had ever received any personal summons grounded merely upon

hearsay. Neither can I think that posterity will ever believe that this

hearsay evidence was admitted from the mouths of the most infamous

miscreants that ever got out of a gaol. Canto was condemned to the

gallows at Pau, Pichon to the wheel at Mans, Sociande is a rogue upon

record. Pray, gentlemen, judge of their evidence by their character and

profession. But this is not all. They have the distinguishing character

of being informers by authority. I am sorely grieved that the defence of

our honour, which is enjoined us by the laws of God and man, should

oblige me to expose to light, under the most innocent of Kings, such

abominations as were detested in the most corrupt ages of antiquity and

under the worst of tyrants. But I must tell you that Canto, Sociande,

and Gorgibus are authorised to inform against us by a commission signed

by that august name which should never be employed but for the

preservation of the most sacred laws, and which Cardinal Mazarin, who

knows no law but that of revenge, which he meditates against the

defenders of the public liberty, has forced M. Tellier, Secretary of

State, to countersign.

"We demand justice, gentlemen, but we do not demand it of you till we

have first most humbly implored this House to execute the strictest

justice that the laws have provided against rebels, if it appears that we

have been concerned directly or indirectly in raising this last

disturbance. Is it possible, gentlemen, that a grandchild of Henri the

Great, that a senator of M. Broussel's age and probity, and that the

Coadjutor of Paris should be so much as suspected of being concerned in a

sedition raised by a hot-brained fool, at the head of fifteen of the

vilest of the mob? I am fully persuaded it would be scandalous for me to

insist longer on this subject. This is all I know, gentlemen, of the

modern conspiracy."

The applause that came from the Court of Inquiry was deafening; many

voices were heard exclaiming against spies and informers. Honest Doujat,

who was one of the persons appointed by the Attorney-General Talon, his

kinsman, to make the report, and who had acquainted me with the facts,

acknowledged it publicly by pretending to make the thing appear less

odious. He got up, therefore, as if he were in a passion, and spoke very

artfully to this purpose:

"These witnesses, monsieur, are not to accuse you, as you are pleased to

say, but only to discover what passed in the meeting of the annuitants at

the Hotel de Ville. If the King did not promise impunity to such as will

give him information necessary for his service, and which sometimes

cannot be come at without involving evidence in a crime, how should the

King be informed at all? There is a great deal of difference between

patents of this nature and commissions granted on purpose to accuse you."

You might have seen fire in 'the face of every member. The First

President called out "Order!" and said, "MM. de Beaufort, le Coadjuteur,

and Broussel, you are accused, and you must withdraw."

As Beaufort and I were leaving our seats, Broussel stopped us, saying,

"Neither you, gentlemen, nor I are bound to depart till we are ordered to

do so by the Court. The First President, whom all the world knows to be

our adversary, should go out if we must."

I added, "And M. le Prince," who thereupon said, with a scornful air:

"What, I? Must I retire?"

"Yes, yes, monsieur," said I, "justice is no respecter of persons."

The President de Mesmes said, "No, monseigneur, you must not go out

unless the Court orders you. If the Coadjutor insists that your Highness

retire, he must demand it by a petition. As for himself, he is accused,

and therefore must go out; but, seeing he raises difficulties and

objections to the contrary, we must put it to the vote." And it was

passed that we should withdraw.

Meanwhile, most of the members passed encomiums upon us, satires upon the

Ministry, and anathemas upon the witnesses for the Crown. Nor were the

cures and the parishioners wanting in their duty on this occasion. The

people came in shoals from all parts of Paris to the Parliament House.

Nevertheless, no disrespect was shown either to the King's brother or to

M. le Prince; only some in their presence cried out, "God bless M. de

Beaufort! God bless the Coadjutor!"

M. de Beaufort told the First President next day that, the State and

royal family being in danger, every moment was precious, and that the

offenders ought to receive condign punishment, and that therefore the

Chambers ought to be assembled without loss of time. Broussel attacked

the First President with a great deal of warmth. Eight or ten

councillors entered immediately into the Great Chamber to testify their

astonishment at the indolence and indifference of the House after such a

furious conspiracy, and that so little zeal was shown to prosecute the

criminals. MM. de Bignon and Talon, counsel for the Crown, alarmed the

people by declaring that as for themselves they had no hand in the

conclusions, which were ridiculous. The First President returned very

calm answers, knowing well that we should have been glad to have put him

into a passion in order to catch at some expression that might bear an

exception in law.

On Christmas Day I preached such a sermon on Christian charity, without

mentioning the present affairs, that the women even wept for the unjust

persecution of an archbishop who had so great a tenderness for his very

enemies.

On the 29th M. de Beaufort and I went to the Parliament House,

accompanied by a body of three hundred gentlemen, to make it appear that

we were more than tribunes of the people, and to screen ourselves from

the insults of the Court party. We posted ourselves in the Fourth

Chamber of the Inquests, among the courtiers, with whom we conversed very

frankly, yet upon the least noise, when the debates ran high in the Great

Chamber, we were ready to cut one another's throats eight or ten times

every morning. We were all distrustful of one another, and I may venture

to say there were not twenty persons in the House but were armed with

daggers. As for myself, I had resolved to take none of those weapons

inconsistent with my character, till one day, when it was expected the

House would be more excited than usual, and then M. de Beaufort, seeing

one end of the weapon peeping out of my pocket, exposed it to M. le

Prince's captain of the guards and others, saying, "See, gentlemen, the

Coadjutor's prayer-book." I understood the jest, but really I could not

well digest it. We petitioned the Parliament that the First President,

being our sworn enemy, might be expelled the House, but it was put to the

vote and carried by a majority of thirty-six that he should retain his

station of judge.

Paris narrowly escaped a commotion at the time of the imprisonment of

Belot, one of the syndics of the Hotel de Ville annuitants, who, being

arrested without a decree, President de la Grange made it appear that

there was nothing more contrary to the declaration for which they had

formerly so exerted themselves. The First President maintaining the

legality of his imprisonment, Daurat, a councillor of the Third Chamber,

told him that he was amazed that a gentleman who was so lately near being

expelled could be so resolute in violating the laws so flagrantly.

Whereupon the First President rose in a passion, saying that there was

neither order nor discipline in the House, and that he would resign his

place to another for whom they had more respect. This motion put the

Great Chamber all in a ferment, which was felt in the Fourth, where the

gentlemen of both parties hastened to support their respective sides, and

if the most insignificant lackey had then but drawn a sword, Paris would

have been all in an uproar.

We solicited very earnestly for our trial, which they delayed as much as

it was in their power, because they could not choose but acquit us and

condemn the Crown witnesses. Various were the pretences for putting it

off, and though the informations were not of sufficient weight to hang a

dog, yet they were read over and over at every turn to prolong the time.

The public began to be persuaded of our innocence, as also the Prince de

Conde, and M. de Bouillon told me that he very much suspected it to be a

trick of the Cardinal's.

On the 1st of January, 1650, Madame de Chevreuse, having a mind to visit

the Queen, with whom she had carried on in all her disgrace an

unaccountable correspondence, went to the King's Palace. The Cardinal,

taking her aside in the Queen's little cabinet, said to her:

"You love the Queen. Is it not possible for you to make your friends

love her?"

"How can that be?" said she; "the Queen is no more a Queen, but a humble

servant to M. le Prince."

"Good God!" replied the Cardinal; "we might do great things if we could

get some men into our interest. But M. de Beaufort is at the service of

Madame de Montbazon, and she is devoted to Vigneul and the Coadjutor; "

at the mention of which he smiled. "I take you, monsieur," said Madame

de Chevreuse; "I will answer for him and for her."

Thus the conversation began, and the Cardinal making a sign to the Queen,

Madame de Chevreuse had a long conference that night with her Majesty,

who gave her this billet for me, written and signed with her own hand:

Notwithstanding what has passed and what is now doing, I cannot but

persuade myself that M. le Coadjuteur is in my interest. I desire to see

him, and that nobody may know it but Madame and Mademoiselle de

Chevreuse. This name shall be your security. ANNE

Being convinced that the Queen was downright angry with the Prince de

Conde on account of a rumour spread abroad that he had some intriguing

gallantries with her Majesty, I weighed all circumstances and returned

the answer to the Queen:

Never was there one moment of my life wherein I was not devoted to your

Majesty. I am so far from consulting my own safety that I would gladly

die for your service . . . I will go to any place your Majesty shall

order me.

My answer, with the Queen's letter enclosed, was carried back by Madame

de Chevreuse and well received. I went immediately to Court, and was

taken up the back staircase by the Queen's train-bearer to the petit

oratoire, where her Majesty was shut up all alone. She showed me as much

kindness as she could, considering her hatred against M. le Prince and

her friendship for the Cardinal, though the latter seemed the more to

prevail, because in speaking of the civil wars and of the Cardinal's

friendship for me she called him "the poor Cardinal" twenty times over.

Half an hour after, the Cardinal came in, who begged the Queen to

dispense with the respect he owed her Majesty while he embraced me in her

presence. He was pleased to say he was very sorry that he could not give

me that very moment his own cardinal's cap. He talked so much of

favours, gratifications, and rewards that I was obliged to explain

myself, knowing that nothing is more destructive of new reconciliations

than a seeming unwillingness to be obliged to those to whom you are

reconciled. I answered that the greatest recompense I could expect,

though I had saved the Crown, was to have the honour of serving her

Majesty, and I humbly prayed the Queen to give me no other recompense,

that at least I might have the satisfaction to make her Majesty sensible

that this was the only reward I valued.

The Cardinal desired the Queen to command me to accept of the nomination

to the cardinalate, "which," said he, "La Riviere has snatched with

insolence and acknowledged with treachery." I excused myself by saying

that I had taken a resolution never to accept of the cardinalship by any

means which seemed to have relation to the civil wars, to the end that I

might convince the Queen that it was the most rigid necessity which had

separated me from her service. I rejected upon the same account all the

other advantageous propositions he made me, and, he still insisting that

the Queen could do no less than confer upon me something that was very

considerable for the signal service I was likely to do her Majesty, I

answered:

"There is one point wherein the Queen can do me more good than if she

gave me a triple crown. Her Majesty told me just now that she will cause

M. le Prince to be apprehended. A person of his high rank and merit

neither can nor ought to be always shut up in prison, for when he comes

abroad he will be full of resentment against me, though I hope my dignity

will be my protection. There are a great many gentlemen engaged with me

who, in such a juncture, would be ready to serve the Queen. And if it

seemed good to your Majesty to entrust one of them with some important

employment, I should be more pleased than with ten cardinals' hats."

The Cardinal told the Queen that nothing was more just, and the affair

should be considered between him and me.

We had several conferences, at which we agreed on gratifications for some

of our friends and to arrest the Prince de Conde, the Prince de Conti,

and the Duc de Longueville.

The Cardinal took occasion to speak of the treachery of La Riviere. "This

man," said he, "takes me to be the most stupid creature living, and

thinks he shall be to-morrow a cardinal. I diverted myself to-day with

letting him try on some scarlet cloth I lately received from Italy, and I

put it near his face to know whether a scarlet colour or carnation became

him best."

I heard from Rome that his Eminence was not behindhand with La Riviere

upon the score of treachery. For on the very day he got him nominated by

the King, he wrote a letter to Cardinal Sachelli more fit to recommend

him to a yellow cap than to a red one. This letter, nevertheless, was

full of tenderness for La Riviere, which Mazarin knew was the only way to

ruin him with Pope Innocent, who hated Mazarin and all his adherents.

Madame de Chevreuse undertook to see how the Duc d'Orleans would relish

the design of imprisoning the Princes. She told him that, though the

Queen was not satisfied with M. le Prince, yet she could not form a

resolution of apprehending him without the concurrence of his Royal

Highness. She magnified the advantages of bringing over to the King's

service the powerful faction of the Fronde, and the daily dangers Paris

was exposed to, both by fire and sword. This last reason touched him as

much or more than all, for he trembled every time he came to the

Parliament; M. le Prince very often could not prevail upon him to go at

all, and a fit of colic was generally assigned as the reason of his

absence. At length he consented, and on the 18th of January the three

Princes were put under arrest by three officers of the Queen's Guards.

The people having a notion that M. de Beaufort was apprehended, ran to

their arms, which I caused to be laid down immediately, by marching

through the streets with flambeaux before me. M. de Beaufort did the

like, and the night concluded with bonfires.

The Queen sent a letter from the King to the Parliament with the reasons,

which were neither strong nor well set out, why the Prince de Conde was

confined. However, we obtained a decree for our absolution.

The Princesses were ordered to retire to Chantilly. Madame de

Longueville went towards Normandy, but found no sanctuary there, for the

Parliament of Rouen sent her a message to desire her to depart from the

city. The Duc de Richelieu would not receive her into Havre, and from

there she retired to Dieppe.

M. de Bouillon, who after the peace was strongly attached to the Prince

de Conde, went in great haste to Turenne; M. de Turenne got into Stenai;

M. de La Rochefoucault, then Prince de Marsillac, returned home to

Poitou; and Marechal de Breze, father-in-law to the Prince de Conde, went

to Saumur.

There was a declaration published and registered in Parliament against

them, whereby they were ordered to wait on the King within fifteen days,

upon pain of being proceeded against as disturbers of the public peace

and guilty of high treason.

The Court carried all before them. Madame de Longueville, upon the King

going into Normandy, escaped by sea into Holland, whence she went

afterwards to Arras, to try La Tour, one of her husband's pensioners, who

offered her his person, but refused her the place. She repaired at last

to Stenai, whither M. de Turenne went to meet her, with all the friends

and servants of the confined Princes that he could muster. The King went

from Normandy to Burgundy, and returned to Paris crowned with laurels of

victory.

The Princess-dowager, who had been ordered to retire to Bourges, came

with a petition to Parliament, praying for their protection to stay in

Paris, and that she might have justice done her for the illegal

confinement of the Princes her children. She fell at the feet of the Duc

d'Orleans, begged the protection of the Duc de Beaufort, and said to me

that she had the honour to be my kinswoman. M. de Beaufort was very much

perplexed what to do, and I was nearly ready to die for shame; but we

could do nothing for her, and she was obliged to go to Valery.

Several private annuitants, who had made a noise in the assemblies at the

Hotel de Ville, were afraid of being called to account, and therefore,

after M. le Prince was arrested, they desired me to procure a general

amnesty. I spoke about it to the Cardinal, who seemed very pliable, and,

showing me his hatband, which was 'a la mode de la Fronde', said he hoped

himself to be comprised in that amnesty; but he shuffled it off so long

that it was not published and registered in Parliament till the 12th of

May, and it would not have been obtained then had not I threatened

vigorously to prosecute the Crown witnesses, of which they were mightily

apprehensive, being so conscious of the heinousness of their crime that

two of them had already made their escape.

The present calm hardly deserved that name, for the storm of war began to

rise again in several places at once.

Madame de Longueville and M. de Turenne made a treaty with the Spaniards,

and the latter joined their army, which entered Picardy and besieged

Guise, after having taken Catelet; but for want of provisions the

Archduke was obliged to raise the siege. M. de Turenne levied troops

with Spanish money, and was joined by the greater part of the officers

commanding the soldiers that went under the name of the Prince's troops.

The wretched conduct of M. d'Epernon had so confounded the affairs of

Guienne that nothing but his removal could retrieve them.

One of the greatest mischiefs which the despotic authority of ministers

has occasioned in the world in these later times is a practice,

occasioned by their own private mistaken interests, of always supporting

superiors against their inferiors. It is a maxim borrowed from

Machiavelli, whom few understand, and whom too many cry up for an able

man because he was always wicked. He was very far from being a complete

statesman, and was frequently out in his politics, but I think never more

grossly mistaken than in this maxim, which I observed as a great weakness

in Mazarin, who was therefore the less qualified to settle the affairs of

Guienne, which were in so much confusion that I believe if the good sense

of Jeannin and Villeroi had been infused into the brains of Cardinal de

Richelieu, it would not have been sufficient to set them right.

Senneterre, perceiving that Cardinal Mazarin and I were not cordial

friends, undertook to reconcile us, and for that end took me to the

Cardinal, who embraced me very tenderly, said he laid his heart upon the

table, that was one of his usual phrases,--and protested he would talk as

freely to me as if I were his own son. I did not believe a word of what

he said, but I assured his Eminence that I would speak to him as if he

were my father, and I was as good as my word. I told him I had no

personal interest in view but to disengage myself from the public

disturbances without any private advantage, and that for the same reason

I thought myself obliged to come off with reputation and honour. I

desired him to consider that my age and want of skill in public affairs

could not give him any jealousy that I aimed to be the First Minister. I

conjured him to consider also that the influence I had over the people of

Paris, supported by mere necessity, did rather reflect disgrace than

honour upon my dignity, and that he ought to believe that this one reason

was enough to make me impatient to be rid of all these public broils,

besides a thousand other inconveniences arising every moment, which

disgusted me with faction. And as for the dignity of cardinal, which

might peradventure give him some umbrage, I could tell him very sincerely

what had been and what was still my notion of this dignity, which I once

foolishly imagined would be more honourable for me to despise than to

enjoy. I mentioned this circumstance to let him see that in my tender

years I was no admirer of the purple, and not very fond of it now,

because I was persuaded that an Archbishop of Paris could hardly miss

obtaining that dignity some time or other, according to form, by actions

purely ecclesiastical; and that he should be loth to use any other means

to procure it.

I said that I should be extremely sorry if my purple were stained with

the least drop of blood spilt in the civil wars; that I was resolved to

clear my hands of everything that savoured of intrigue before I would

make or suffer any step which had any tendency that way; that he knew

that for the same reason I would neither accept money nor abbeys, and

that, consequently, I was engaged by the public declarations I had made

upon all those heads to serve the Queen without any interest; that the

only end I had in view, and in which I never wavered, was to come off

with honour, so that I might resume the spiritual functions belonging to

my profession with safety; that I desired nothing from him but the

accomplishment of an affair which would be more for the King's service

than for my particular interest; that he knew that the day after the

arrest of the Prince he sent me with his promise to the annuitants of the

Hotel de Ville, and that for want of performance those men were persuaded

that I was in concert with the Court to deceive them. Lastly, I told him

that the access I had to the Duc d'Orleans might perhaps give him

umbrage, but I desired him to consider that I never sought that honour,

and that I was very sensible of the inconveniences attending it. I

enlarged upon this head, which is the most difficult point to be

understood by Prime Ministers, who are so fond of being freely admitted

into a Prince's presence that, notwithstanding all the experience in the

world, they cannot help thinking that therein consists the essence of

happiness.

When truth has come to a certain point, it darts such powerful rays of

light as are irresistible, but I never knew a man who had so little

regard for truth as Mazarin. He seemed, however, more regardful of it

than usual, and I laid hold of the occasion to tell him of the dangerous

consequences of the disturbances of Guienne, and that if he continued to

support M. d'Epernon, the Prince's faction would not let this opportunity

slip; that if the Parliament of Bordeaux should engage in their party, it

would not be long before that of Paris would do the same; that, after the

late conflagration in this metropolis, he could not suppose but that

there was still some fire hidden under the ashes; and that the factious

party had reason to fear the heavy punishment to which the whole body of

them was liable, as we ourselves were two or three months ago. The

Cardinal began to yield, especially when he was told that M. de Bouillon

began to make a disturbance in the Limousin, where M. de La Rochefoucault

had joined him with some troops.

To confirm our reconciliation, a marriage was proposed between my niece

and his nephew, to which he, gave his consent; but I was much averse to

it, being not yet resolved to bury my family in that of Mazarin, nor did

I set so great a value on grandeur as to purchase it with the public

odium. However, it produced no animosity on either side, and his friends

knew that I should be very glad to be employed in making a general peace;

they acted their parts so well that the Cardinal, whose love-fit for me

lasted about a fortnight, promised me, as it were of his own accord, that

I should be gratified.

News came about this time from Guienne that the Ducs de Bouillon and de

La Rochefoucault had taken Madame la Princesse into Bordeaux, together

with M. le Duc, her son. The Parliament was not displeased with the

people for receiving into their city M. le Duc, yet they observed more

decorum than could be expected from the inhabitants of Gascogne, so

irritated as they were against M. d'Epernon. They ordered that Madame la

Princesse, M. le Duc, MM. de Bouillon and de La Rochefoucault should have

liberty to stay in Bordeaux, provided they would promise to undertake

nothing against the King's service, and that the petition of Madame la

Princesse should be sent to the King with a most humble remonstrance from

the Parliament against the confinement of the Princes.

At the same time, one of the Presidents sent word to Senneterre that the

Parliament was not so far enraged but that they would still remember

their loyalty to the King, provided he did but remove M. d'Epernon. But

in case of any further delay he would not answer for the Parliament, and

much less for the people, who, being now managed and supported by the

Prince's party, would in a little time make themselves masters of the

Parliament. Senneterre did what he could to induce the Cardinal to make

good use of this advice, and M. de Chateauneuf, who was now Chancellor,

talked wonderfully well upon the point, but seeing the Cardinal gave no

return to his reasons but by exclaiming against the Parliament of

Bordeaux for sheltering men condemned by the King's declaration, he said

to him very plainly, "Set out to-morrow, monsieur, if you do not arrange

matters to-day; you should have been by this time upon the Garonne."

The event proved that Chateauneuf was in the right, for though the

Parliament was very excited, they stood out a long time against the

madness of the people, spurred on by M. de Bouillon, and issued a decree

ordering an envoy of Spain, who was sent thither to commence a treaty

with the Duc de Bouillon, to depart the city, and forbade any of their

body to visit such as had correspondence with Spain, the Princess herself

not excepted. Moreover, the mob having undertaken to force the

Parliament to unite with the Princes, the Parliament armed the

magistracy, who fired upon the people and made them retire.

A little time before the King departed for Guienne, which was in the

beginning of July, word came that the Parliament of Bordeaux had

consented to a union with the Princes, and had sent a deputy to the

Parliament of Paris, who had orders to see neither the King nor the

ministers, and that the whole province was disposed for a revolt. The

Cardinal was in extreme consternation, and commended himself to the

favour of the meanest man of the Fronde with the greatest suppleness

imaginable.

As soon as the King came to the neighbourhood of Bordeaux the deputies of

Parliament, who went to meet the Court at Lebourne, were peremptorily

commanded to open the gates of the city to the King and to all his

troops. They answered that one of their privileges was to guard the King

themselves while he was in any of their towns. Upon this, Marechal de La

Meilleraye seized the castle of Vaire, in the command of Pichon, whom the

Cardinal ordered to be hanged; and M. de Bouillon hanged an officer in

Meilleraye's army by way of reprisal.

After that the Marshal besieged the city in form, which, despairing of

succour from Spain, was forced to capitulate upon the following terms:

That a general pardon should be granted to all who had taken up arms and

treated with Spain, that all the soldiers should be disbanded except

those whom the King had a mind to keep in his pay, that Madame la

Princesse and the Duke should be at liberty to reside either in Anjou or

at Mouzon, with no more than two hundred foot and sixty horse, and that

M. d'Epernon should be recalled from the government of Guienne.

The Princess had an interview with both the King and Queen, at which

there were great conferences between the Cardinal and the Ducs de

Bouillon and de La Rochefoucault.

The deputy from Bordeaux, arriving at Paris soon after the King's

departure, went immediately, to Parliament, and, after an eloquent

harangue, presented a letter from the Parliament of Bordeaux, together

with their decrees, and demanded a union between the two Parliaments.

After some debates it was resolved that the deputy should deliver his

credentials in writing, which should be presented to his Majesty by the

deputies of the Parliament of Paris, who would, at the same time, most

humbly beseech the Queen to restore peace to Guienne.

The Duc d'Orleans was against debating about the petition to the Queen

for the liberation of the Priuces and the banishment of Cardinal Mazarin;

nevertheless, many of the members voted for it, upon a motion made by the

President Viole, who was a warm partisan of the Prince de Conde, not

because he had hopes of carrying it, but on purpose to embarrass M. de

Beaufort and myself upon a subject of which we did not care to speak, and

yet did not dare to be altogether silent about, without passing in some

measure for Mazarinists. President Viole did the Prince a great deal of

service on this occasion, for Bourdet a brave soldier, who had been

captain of the Guards and was attached to the interest of the

Prince--performed an action which emboldened the party very much, though

it had no success. He dressed himself and fourscore other officers of

his troops in mason's clothes, and having assembled many of the dregs of

the people, to whom he had distributed money, came directly to the Duc

d'Orleans as he was going out, and cried, "No Mazarin! God bless the

Princes!" His Royal Highness, at this apparition and the firing of a

brace of pistols at the same time by Bourdet, ran to the Great Chamber;

but M. de Beaufort stood his ground so well with the Duke's guards and

our men, that Bourdet was repulsed and thrown down the Parliament stairs.

But the confusion in the Great Chamber was still worse. There were daily

assemblies, wherein the Cardinal was severely attacked, and the Prince's

party had the pleasure of exposing us as his accomplices. What is very

strange is that at the same time the Cardinal and his friends accused us

of corresponding with the Parliament of Bordeaux, because we maintained,

in case the Court did not adjust affairs there, we would infallibly bring

the Parliament of Paris into the interest of the Prince. If I were at

the point of death I should have no need to be confessed on account of my

behaviour on this occasion. I acted with as much sincerity in this

juncture as if I had been the Cardinal's nephew, though really it was not

out of any love to him, but because I thought myself obliged in prudence

to oppose the progress of the Prince's faction, owing to the foolish

conduct of his enemies; and to this end I was obliged to oppose the

flattery of the Cardinal's tools as much as the efforts made by those who

were in the service of the Prince.

On the 3d of September President Bailleul returned with the other

deputies, and made a report in Parliament of his journey to Court; it

was, in brief, that the Queen thanked the Parliament for their good

intentions, and had commanded them to assure the Parliament in her name

that she was ready to restore peace to Guienne, and that it would have

been done before now had not M. de Bouillon, who had treated with the

Spaniards, made himself master of Bordeaux, and thereby cut off the

effects of his Majesty's goodness.

The Duc d'Orleans informed the House that he had received a letter from

the Archduke, signifying that the King of Spain having sent him full

powers to treat for a general peace, he desired earnestly to negotiate it

with him. But his Royal Highness added that he did not think it proper

to return him any answer till he had the opinion of the Parliament. The

trumpeter who brought the letter gathered a party at Tiroir cross, and

spoke very seditious words to the people. The next day they found libels

posted up and down the city in the name of M. de Turenne, setting forth

that the Archduke was coming with no other disposition than to make

peace, and in one of them were these words: "It is your business,

Parisians, to solicit your false tribunes, who have turned at last

pensioners and protectors of Mazarin, who have for so long a time sported

with your fortunes and repose, and spurred you on, kept you back, and

made you hot or cold, according to the caprices and different progress of

their ambition."

You see the state and condition the Frondeurs were in at this juncture,

when they could not move one step but to their own disadvantage. The Duc

d'Orleans spoke to me that night with a, great deal of bitterness against

the Cardinal, which he had never done before, and said he had been

tricked by him twice, and that he was ruining himself, the State, and all

of us, and would, by so doing, place the Prince de Conde upon the throne.

In short, Monsieur owned that it was not yet time to humble the Cardinal.

"Therefore," said M. Bellievre, "let us be upon our guard; this man can

give us the slip any moment."

Next day a letter was sent from the Prince de Conde, by the Baron de

Verderonne, to the Archduke, desiring him to name the time, place and

persons for a treaty. The Baron returned with a letter from the Archduke

to his Royal Highness, desiring that the conferences might be held

between Rheims and Rhetel, and that they might meet there personally,

with such others as they should think fit to bring with them. The Court

was surprised, but, however, did not think fit to delay sending full

powers to his Royal Highness to treat for peace on such terms as he

thought reasonable and advantageous for the King's service; and there

were joined with him, though in subordination, MM. Mole, the First

President, d'Avaux, and myself, with the title of Ambassadors

Extraordinary and Plenipotentiaries. M. d'Avaux obliged me to assure Don

Gabriel de Toledo, in private, that if the Spaniards would but come to

reasonable terms, we would conclude a peace with them in two days' time.

And his Royal Highness said that Don Gabriel being a lover of money, I

should promise him for his part 100,000 crowns if the conference that was

proposed ended in a peace, and bid him tell the Archduke that, if the

Spaniards proposed reasonable terms, he would sign and have them

registered in Parliament before Mazarin should know anything of the

matter.

Don Gabriel received the overture with joy; he had some particular

fancies, but Fuensaldagne, who had a particular kindness for him, said

that he was the wisest fool he ever saw in his life. I have remarked

more than once that this sort of man cannot persuade, but can insinuate

perfectly well, and that the talent of insinuation is of more service

than that of persuasion, because one may insinuate to a hundred where one

can hardly persuade five.

The King of England, after having lost the battle of Worcester, arrived

in Paris the day that Don Gabriel set out, the 13th of September, 1651.

My Lord Taff was his great chamberlain, valet de chambre, clerk of the

kitchen, cup-bearer, and all,--an equipage answerable to his Court, for

his Majesty had not changed his shirt all the way from England. Upon his

arrival at Paris, indeed, he had one lent him by my Lord Jermyn; but the

Queen, his mother, had not money to buy him another for the next day. The

Duc d'Orleans went to compliment his Majesty upon his arrival, but it was

not in my power to persuade his Royal Highness to give his nephew one

penny, because, said he, "a little would not be worth his acceptance, and

a great deal would engage me to do as much hereafter." This leads me to

make the following digression: that there is nothing so wretched as to be

a minister to a Prince, and, at the same time, not his favourite; for it

is his favour only that gives one a power over the more minute concerns

of the family, for which the public does, nevertheless, think a minister

accountable when they, see he has power over affairs of far greater

consequence.

Therefore I was not in a condition to oblige his Royal Highness by

assisting the King of England with a thousand pistoles, for which I was

horridly, ashamed, both upon his account anal my own; but I borrowed

fifteen hundred for him from M. Morangis, and carried them to my Lord

Taff.--[Lord Clarendon extols the civilities of Cardinal de Retz to King

Charles II., and has reported a curious conversation which the Cardinal

had with that Prince.]--It is remarkable that the same night, as I was

going home, I met one Tilney, an Englishman whom I had formerly known at

Rome, who told me that Vere, a great Parliamentarian and a favourite of

Cromwell, had arrived in Paris and had orders to see me. I was a little

puzzled; however, I judged it would be improper to refuse him an

interview. Vere gave me a brief letter from Cromwell in the nature of

credentials, importing that the sentiments I had enunciated in the

"Defence of Public Liberty" added to my reputation, and had induced

Cromwell to desire to enter with me into the strictest friendship. The

letter was in the main wonderfully civil and complaisant. I answered it

with a great deal of respect, but in such a manner as became a true

Catholic and an honest Frenchman. Vere appeared to be a man of

surprising abilities.

I now return to our own affairs. I was told as a mighty secret that

Tellier had orders from the Cardinal to remove the Princes from the Bois

de Vincennes if the enemy were likely to come near the place, and that he

should endeavour by all means to procure the consent of the Duc d'Orleans

for that end; but that, in case of refusal, these orders should be

executed notwithstanding, and that he should endeavour to gain me to

these measures by the means of Madame de Chevreuse. When Tellier came to

me I assured him that it was all one, both to me and the Duc d'Orleans,

whether the Princes were removed or not, but since my opinion was

desired, I must declare that I think nothing can be more contrary to the

true interest of the King; "for," said I, "the Spaniards must gain a

battle before they can come to Vincennes, and when there they must have a

flying camp to invest the place before they can deliver the Princes from

confinement, and therefore I am convinced that there is no necessity for

their removal, and I do affirm that all unnecessary changes in matters

which are in themselves disagreeable are pernicious, because odious. I

will maintain, further, that there is less reason to fear the Duc

d'Orleans and the Frondeurs than to dread the Spaniards. Suppose that

his Royal Highness is more disaffected towards the Court than anybody;

suppose further that M. de Beaufort and I have a mind to relieve the

Princes, in what way could we do it? Is not the whole garrison in that

castle in the King's service? Has his Royal Highness any regular troops

to besiege Vincennes? And, granting the Frondeurs to be the greatest

fools imaginable, will they expose the people of Paris at a siege which

two thousand of the King's troops might raise in a quarter of an hour

though it consist of a hundred thousand citizens? I therefore conclude

that the removal would be altogether impolitic. Does it not look rather

as if the Cardinal feigns apprehension of the Spaniards only as a

pretence to make himself master of the Princes, and to dispose of their

persons at pleasure? The generality of the people, being Frondeurs, will

conclude you take the Prince de Conde out of their hands,--whom they look

upon to be safe while they see him walking upon the battlements of his

prison,--and that you will give him his liberty when you please, and thus

enable him to besiege Paris a second time. On the other hand, the

Prince's party will improve this removal very much to their own advantage

by the compassion such a spectacle will raise in the people when they see

three Princes dragged in chains from one prison to another. I was really

mistaken just now when I said the case was all one to me, for I see that

I am nearly concerned, because the people--in which word I include the

Parliament will cry out against it; I must be then obliged, for my own

safety, to say I did not approve of the resolution. Then the Court will

be informed that I find fault with it, and not only that, but that I do

it in order to raise the mob and discredit the Cardinal, which, though

ever so false; yet in consequence the people will firmly believe it, and

thus I shall meet with the same treatment I met with in the beginning of

the late troubles, and what I even now experience in relation to the

affairs of Guienne. I am said to be the cause of these troubles because

I foretold them, and I was said to encourage the revolt at Bordeaux

because I was against the conduct that occasioned it."

Tellier, in the Queen's name, thanked me for my unresisting disposition,

and made the same proposal to his Royal Highness; upon which I spoke, not

to second Tellier, who pleaded for the necessity of the removal, to which

I could by no means be reconciled, but to make it evident to his Royal

Highness that he was not in any way concerned in it in his own private

capacity, and that, in case the Queen did command it positively, it was

his duty to obey. M. de Beaufort opposed it so furiously as to offer the

Duc d'Orleans to attack the guards which were to remove him. I had solid

reasons to dissuade him from it, to the last of which he submitted, it

being an argument which I had from the Queen's own mouth when she set out

for Guienne, that Bar offered to assassinate the Princes if it should

happen that he was not in a condition to hinder their escape. I was

astonished when her Majesty trusted me with this secret, and imagined

that the Cardinal had possessed her with a fear that the Frondeurs had a

design to seize the person of the Prince de Conde. For my part, I never

dreamed of such a thing in my life. The Ducs d'Orleans and de Beaufort

were both shocked at the thought of it, and, in short, it was agreed that

his Royal Highness should give his consent for the removal, and that M.

de Beaufort and myself should not give it out among the people that we

approved of it.

The day that the Princes were removed to Marcoussi, President Bellievre

told the Keeper of the Seals in plain terms, that if he continued to

treat me as he had done hitherto, he should be obliged in honour to give

his testimony to the truth. To which the Keeper of the Seals returned

this blunt answer: "The Princes are no longer in sight of Paris; the

Coadjutor must not therefore talk so loud."

I return now to the Parliament, which was so moderate at this time that

the Cardinal was hardly mentioned, and they agreed, 'nemine

contradicente', that the Parliament should send deputies to Bordeaux to

know once for all if that Parliament was for peace or not.

Soon after this the Parliament of Toulouse wrote to that of Paris

concerning the disturbances in Guienne, part whereof belonged to their

jurisdiction, and expressly demanded a decree of union. But the Duc

d'Orleans warded off the blow very dexterously, which was of great

consequence, and, more by his address than by his authority, brought the

Parliament to dismiss the deputies with civil answers and insignificant

expressions, upon which President Bellievre said to me, "What pleasure

should we not take in acting as we do if it were for persons that had but

the sense to appreciate it!"

The Parliament did not continue long in that calm. They passed a decree

to interrogate the State prisoners in the Bastille, broke out sometimes

like a whirlwind, with thunder and lightning, against Cardinal Mazarin;

at other times they complained of the misapplication of the public funds.

We had much ado to ward off the blows, and should not have been able to

hold out long against the fury of the waves but for the news of the Peace

of Bordeaux, which was registered there on October the 1st, 1650, and put

the Prince de Conde's party into consternation.

One mean artifice of Cardinal Mazarin's polity was always to entertain

some men of our own party, with whom, half reconciled, he played fast and

loose before our eyes, and was eternally negotiating with them, deceiving

and being deceived in his turn. The consequence of all this was a great,

thick cloud, wherein the Frondeurs themselves were at last involved; but

which they burst with a thunderclap.

The Cardinal, being puffed up with his success in settling the troubles

of Guienne, thought of nothing else than crowning his triumph by

chastising the Frondeurs, who, he said, had made use of the King's

absence to alienate the Duc d'Orleans from his service, to encourage the

revolt at Bordeaux, and to make themselves masters of the persons of the

Princes. At the same time, he told the Princess Palatine that he

detested the cruel hatred I bore to the Prince de Conde, and that the

propositions I made daily to him on that score were altogether unworthy

of a Christian. Yet he suggested to the Duc d'Orleans that I made great

overtures to him to be reconciled to the Court, but that he could not

trust me, because I was from morning to night negotiating with the

friends of the Prince de Conde. Thus the Cardinal rewarded me for what I

did with incredible application and, I must say, uncommon sincerity for

the Queen's service during the Court's absence. I do not mention the

dangers I was in twice or thrice a day, surpassing even those of soldiers

in battles. For imagine, I beseech you, what pain and anguish I must

have been in at hearing myself called a Mazarinist, and at having to bear

all the odium annexed to that hateful appellation in a city where he made

it his business to destroy me in the opinion of a Prince whose nature it

was to be always in fear and to trust none but such as hoped to rise by

my fall.

The Cardinal gave himself such airs after the peace at Bordeaux that some

said my best way would be to retire before the King's return.

Cardinal Mazarin had been formerly secretary to Pancirole, the Pope's

nuncio for the peace of Italy, whom he betrayed, and it was proved that

he had a secret correspondence with the Governor of Milan. Pancirole,

being created cardinal and Secretary of State to the Church, did not

forget the perfidiousness of his secretary, now created cardinal by Pope

Urban, at the request of Cardinal de Richelieu, and did not at all

endeavour to qualify the anger which Pope Innocent had conceived against

Mazarin after the assassination of one of his nephews, in conjunction

with Cardinal Anthony.

[Anthony Barberini, nephew to Urban VIII., created Cardinal 1628, made

Protector of the Crown of France 1633, and Great Almoner of the Kingdom

1653. He was afterwards Bishop of Poitiers, and, lastly, Archbishop of

Rheims in 1657. Died 1671.]

Pancirole, who thought he could not affront Mazarin more than by

contributing to make me cardinal, did me all the kind offices with Pope

Innocent, who gave him leave to treat with me in that affair.

Madame de Chevreuse told the Queen all that she had observed in my

conduct in the King's absence, and what she had seen was certainly one

continued series of considerable services done to the Queen.

She recounted at last all the injustice done me, the contempt put upon

me, and the just grounds of my diffidence, which, she said, of necessity

ought to be removed, and that the only means of removing it was the hat.

The Queen was in a passion at this. The Cardinal defended himself, not

by an open denial, for he had offered it me several times, but by

recommending patience, intimating that a great monarch should be forced

to nothing. Monsieur, seconding Madame de Chevreuse in her attack,

assailed the Cardinal, who, at least in appearance, gave way, out of

respect for his Royal Highness. Madame de Chevreuse, having brought them

to parley, did not doubt that she should also bring them to capitulate,

especially when she saw the Queen was appeased, and had told his Royal

Highness that she was infinitely obliged to him, and would do what her

Council judged most proper and reasonable. This Council, which was only

a specious name, consisted only of the Cardinal, the Keeper of the Seals,

Tellier, and Servien.

The matter was proposed to the Council by the Cardinal with much

importunity, concluding with a most submissive petition to the Queen to

condescend to the demand of the Duc d'Orleans, and to what the services

and merits of the Coadjutor demanded. The proposition was rejected with

such resolution and contempt as is very unusual in Council in opposition

to a Prime Minister. Tellier and Servien thought it sufficient not to

applaud him; but the Keeper of the Seals quite forgot his respect for the

Cardinal, accused him of prevarication and weakness, and threw himself at

her Majesty's feet, conjuring her in the name of the King her son, not to

authorise, by an example which he called fatal, the insolence of a

subject who was for wresting favours from his sovereign, sword in hand.

The Queen was moved at this, and the poor Cardinal owned he had been too

easy and pliant.

I had myself given a very natural handle to my adversaries to expose me

so egregiously. I have been guilty of many blunders, but I think this is

the grossest that I ever was guilty of in all my life. I have frequently

made this observation, that when men have, through fear of miscarriage,

hesitated a long time about any undertaking of consequence, the remaining

impressions of their fear commonly push them afterwards with too much

precipitancy upon the execution of their design. And this was my case.

It was with the greatest reluctance that I determined to accept the

dignity of a cardinal, because I thought it too mean to form a pretension

to it without certainty of success; and no sooner was I engaged in the

pursuit of it but the impression of the former fearful ideas hurried me

on, as it were, to the end, that I might get as soon as possible out of

the disagreeable state of uncertainty.

The Cardinal would have paid my debts, given me the place of Grand

Almoner, etc.; but if he had added twelve cardinals' hats into the

bargain, I should have begged his excuse. I was now engaged with

Monsieur, who had, meanwhile, resolved upon the release of the Princes

from their confinement.

Cardinal Mazarin, after his return to Paris, made it his chief study to

divide the Fronde. He thought to materially weaken my interest with

Monsieur by detaching from me Madame de Chevreuse, for whom he had a

natural tenderness, and to give me a mortal blow by embroiling me with

Mademoiselle her daughter. To do this effectually he found a rival, who,

he hoped, would please her better, namely, M. d'Aumale, handsome as

Apollo, and one who was very likely to suit the temper of Mademoiselle de

Chevreuse. He had entirely devoted himself to the Cardinal's interest,

looked upon himself as very much honoured by this commission, and haunted

the Palace of Chevreuse so diligently that I did not doubt but that he

was sent thither to act the second part of the comedy which had

miscarried so shamefully in the hands of M. de Candale. I watched all

his movements, and complained to Mademoiselle de Chevreuse, but she gave

me indirect answers. I began to be out of humour, and was soon appeased.

I grew peevish again; and Mademoiselle de Chevreuse saying in his

presence, to please me and to sting him, that she could not imagine how

it was possible to bear a silly fellow, "Pardon me, mademoiselle,"

replied I, "we suffer fops sometimes very patiently for the sake of their

extravagances." This man was notoriously foppish and extravagant. My

answer pleased, and we soon got rid of him at the Palace of Chevreuse.

But he thought to have despatched me, for he hired one Grandmaison, a

ruffian, to assassinate me, who apprised me of his design. The first

time I met M. d'Aumale, which was at the Duc d'Orleans's house, I did not

fail to let him know it; but I told it him in a whisper, saying that I

had too much respect for the House of Savoy to publish it to the world.

He denied the fact, but in such a manner as to make it more evident,

because he conjured me to keep it secret. I gave him my word, and I kept

it.

Madame de Guemenee, with whom I had several quarrels, proposed to the

Queen likewise to despatch me, by shutting me up in a greenhouse in her

garden, which she might easily have done, because I often went to her

alone by night; but the Cardinal, fearing that the people would have

suspected him as the author of my sudden disappearance, would not enter

into the project, so it was dropped.

To return to our negotiations for the freedom of the Princes. The Duc

d'Orleans was with much difficulty induced to sign the treaty by which a

marriage was stipulated between Mademoiselle de Chevreuse and the Prince

de Conti, and to promise not to oppose my promotion to the dignity of a

cardinal. The Princes were as active in the whole course of these

negotiations as if they had been at liberty. We wrote to them, and they

to us, and a regular correspondence between Paris and Lyons was never

better established than ours. Bar,

[Bar was, according to M. Joly, an unsociable man, who was for raising

his fortune by using the Princes badly, and who, on this account, was

often the dupe of Montreuil, secretary to the Prince de Conti.--See

JOLY'S "Memoirs," vol. i., p. 88.]

their warder, was a very shallow fellow; besides, men of sense are

sometimes outwitted.

Cardinal Mazarin, upon his return with the King from Guienne, was greatly

pleased with the acclamations of the mob, but he soon grew weary of them,

for the Frondeurs still kept the wall.

The Cardinal being continually provoked at Paris by the Abbe Fouquet, who

sought to make himself necessary, and being so vain as to think himself

qualified to command an army, marched abruptly out of Paris for

Champagne, with a design to retake Rhetel and Chateau-Portien, of which

the enemy were possessed, and where M. de Turenne proposed to winter.

On the feast of Saint Martin, the First President and the

Attorney-General Talon exhorted the Parliament to be peaceable, that the

enemies of the State might have no advantage. A petition was read from

Madame la Princesse, desiring that the Princes should be brought to the

Louvre and remain in the custody, of one of the King's officers, and that

the Solicitor-General be sent for to say what he had to allege against

their innocence, and that in case he should have nothing solid to offer

they be set at liberty.

The Chambers, being assembled on the 7th of December, to take the affair

into consideration, Talon, the Attorney-General, informed the House that

the Queen had sent for the King's Council, and ordered them to let the

Parliament know that it was her pleasure that the House should not take

any cognisance of the Princess's petition, because everything that had

relation to the confinement of the Princes belonged to the royal

authority. Talon made a motion that the Parliament should depute some

members to carry the petition to the Queen, and to beseech her Majesty to

take it into her consideration. At the same time another petition was

presented from Mademoiselle de Longueville, for the liberty of the Duke

her father, and that she might have leave to stay in Paris to solicit it.

No sooner was this petition read than a letter from the three Princes was

presented and read, praying that they might be brought to trial or set at

liberty.

On the 9th day of the month an order was brought to the Parliament from

the King, commanding the House to suspend all deliberations on this

subject till they had first sent their deputies to Court to know his

Majesty's pleasure.

Deputies were sent immediately, to whom, accordingly, the Queen gave

audience in bed, telling them that she was very much indisposed. The

Keeper of the Seals added that it was the King's pleasure that the

Parliament should not meet at all until such time as the Queen his mother

had recovered her health.

On the 10th the House resolved to adjourn only to the 14th, and on that

day a general procession was proposed to the Archbishop by the Dean of

Parliament, to beg that God would inspire them with such counsels only as

might be for the good of the public.

On the 14th they received the King's letter, forbidding their debates,

and informing them that the Queen would satisfy them very speedily about

the affair of the Princes; but this letter was disregarded. They sent a

deputation to invite the Duc d'Orleans to come to the House, but, after

consulting with the Queen, he told the deputies that he did not care to

go, that the Assembly was too noisy, that he could not divine what they

would be at, that the affairs in debate were never known to fall under

their cognisance, and that they had nothing else to do but to refer the

said petitions to the Queen.

On the 18th news came that Marechal du Plessis had gained a signal

victory over M. de Turenne, who was coming to succour Rhetel, but found

it already surrendered to Marechal du Plessis; and the Spanish garrison,

endeavouring to retreat, was forced to an engagement on the plains of

Saumepuis; that about 2,000 men were killed upon the spot, among the rest

a brother of the Elector Palatine, and six colonels, and that there were

nearly 4,000 prisoners, the most considerable of whom were several

persons of note, and all the colonels, besides twenty colours and

eighty-four standards. You may easily guess at the consternation of the

Princes' party; my house was all night filled with the lamentations of

despairing mourners, and I found the Duc d'Orleans, as it were, struck

dumb.

On the 19th, as I went to the Parliament House, the people looked

melancholy, dejected, and frightened out of their wits. The members were

afraid to open their mouths, and nobody would mention the name of Mazarin

except Menardeau Champre, who spoke of him with encomiums, by giving him

the honour of the victory of Rhetel, and then he moved the House to

entreat the Queen to put the Princes into the hands of that good and wise

Minister, who would be as careful of them as he had been hitherto of the

State. I wondered most of all that this man was not hissed in the House,

and especially as he passed through the Great Hall. This circumstance,

together with what I saw that afternoon in every street, convinced me how

much our friends were dispirited, and I therefore resolved next day to

raise their courage. I knew the First President to be purblind, and such

men greedily swallow every new fact which confirms them in their first

impression. I knew likewise the Cardinal to be a man that supposed

everybody had a back door. The only way of dealing with men of that

stamp is to make them believe that you design to deceive those whom you

earnestly endeavour to serve.

For this reason, on the 20th, I declaimed against the disorders of the

State, and showed that it having pleased Almighty God to bless his

Majesty's arms and to remove the public enemy from our frontiers by the

victory gained over them by Marechal du Plessis, we ought now to apply

ourselves seriously to the healing of internal wounds of the State, which

are the more dangerous because they are less obvious. To this I thought

fit to add that I was obliged to mention the general oppression of the

subjects at a time when we had nothing more to fear from the lately

routed Spaniards; that, as one of the props of the public safety was the

preservation of the royal family, I could not without the utmost concern

see the Princes breathe the unwholesome air of Havre-de-Grace, and that I

was of opinion that the House should humbly entreat the King to remove

them, at least to some place more healthy. At this speech everybody

regained their courage and concluded that all was not yet lost. It was

observed that the people's countenances were altered. Those in the Great

Hall resumed their former zeal, made the usual acclamations as we went

out, and I had that day three hundred carriages of visitors.

On the 22d the debate was continued, and it was more and more observed

that the Parliament did not follow the triumphant chariot of Cardinal

Mazarin, whose imprudence in hazarding the fate of the whole kingdom in

the last battle was set off with all the disadvantages that could be

invented to tarnish the victory.

The 30th crowned the work, and produced a decree for making most humble

remonstrances to the Queen for the liberty of the Princes and for

Mademoiselle de Longueville staying in Paris.

It was further resolved to send a deputation to the Duc d'Orleans, to

desire his Royal Highness to use his interest on this occasion in favour

of the said Princes.

The King's Council having waited on her Majesty with the remonstrances

aforesaid, she pretended to be under medical treatment, and put off the

matter a week longer. The Duc d'Orleans also gave an ambiguous answer.

The Queen's course of treatment continued eight or ten days longer than

she imagined, or, rather, than she said, and consequently the

remonstrances of the Parliament were not made till the 20th of January,

1651.

On the 28th the First President made his report, and said the Queen had

promised to return an answer in a few days.

It happened very luckily for us at this time that the imprudence of the

Cardinal was greater than the inconstancy of the Duc d'Orleans, for a

little before the Queen returned an answer to the remonstrances, he

talked very roughly to the Duke in the Queen's presence, charging him

with putting too much confidence in me. The very day that the Queen made

the aforesaid answer he spoke yet more arrogantly to the Duke in her

Majesty's apartment, comparing M. de Beaufort and myself to Cromwell and

Fairfax in the House of Commons in England, and exclaimed furiously in

the King's presence, so that he frightened the Duke, who was glad he got

out of the King's Palace with a whole skin, and who said that he would

never put himself again in the power of that furious woman, meaning the

Queen, because she had improved on what the Cardinal had said to the

King. I resolved to strike the iron while it was hot, and joined with M.

de Beaufort to persuade his Royal Highness to declare himself the next

day in Parliament. We showed him that, after what had lately passed,

there was no safety for his person, and if the King should go out of

Paris, as the Cardinal designed, we should be engaged in a civil war,

whereof he alone, with the city of Paris, must bear the heavy load; that

it would be equally scandalous and dangerous for his Royal Highness

either to leave the Princes in chains, after having treated with them,

or, by his dilatory proceedings, suffer Mazarin to have all the honour of

setting them at liberty, and that he ought by all means to go to the

Parliament House.

The Duchess, too, seconded us, and upon his Highness saying that if he

went to the House to declare against the Court the Cardinal would be sure

to take his Majesty out of Paris, the Duchess replied, "What, monsieur,

are you not Lieutenant-General of France? Do not you command the army?

Are you not master of the people? I myself will undertake that the King

shall not go out of Paris." The Duke nevertheless remained inflexible,

and all we could get out of him was that he would consent to my telling

the Parliament, in his name, what we desired he should say himself. In a

word, he would have me make the experiment, the success of which he

looked upon to be very uncertain, because he thought the Parliament would

have nothing to say against the Queen's answer, and that if I succeeded

he should reap the honour of the proposition. I readily accepted the

commission, because all was at stake, and if I had not executed it the

next morning I am sure the Cardinal would have eluded setting the Princes

at liberty a great while longer, and the affair have ended in a

negotiation with them against the Duke.

The Duchess, who saw that I exposed myself for the public good, pitied me

very much. She did all she could to persuade the Duke to command me to

mention to the Parliament what the Cardinal had told the King with

relation to Cromwell, Fairfax and the English Parliament, which, if

declared in the Duke's name, she thought would excite the House the more

against Mazarin; and she was certainly in the right. But he forbade me

expressly.

I ran about all night to incite the members at their first meeting to

murmur at the Queen's answer, which in the main was very plausible,

importing that, though this affair did not fall within the cognisance of

Parliament, the Queen would, however, out of her abundant goodness, have

regard to their supplications and restore the Princes to liberty.

Besides, it promised a general amnesty to all who had borne arms in their

favour, on condition only that M. de Turenne should lay down his arms,

that Madame de Longueville should renounce her treaty with Spain, and

that Stenai and Murzon should be evacuated.

At first the Parliament seemed to be dazzled with it, but next day, the

1st of February, the whole House was undeceived, and wondered how it had

been so deluded. The Court of Inquests began to murmur; Viole stood up

and said that the Queen's answer was but a snare laid for the Parliament

to beguile them; that the 12th of March, the time fixed for the King's

coronation, was just at hand; and that as soon as the Court was out of

Paris they, would laugh at the Parliament. At this discourse the old and

new Fronde stood up, and when I saw they, were greatly excited I waved

my, cap and said that the Duke had commanded me to inform the House that

the regard he had for their sentiments having confirmed him in those he

always naturally, entertained of his cousins, he was resolved to concur

with them for procuring their liberty, and to contribute everything in

his power to effect it; and it is incredible what influence these few

words had upon the whole assembly. I was astonished at it myself. The

wisest senators seemed as mad as the common people, and the people madder

than ever. Their acclamations exceeded anything you can imagine, and,

indeed, nothing less was sufficient to give heart to the Duke, who had

all night been bringing forth new projects with more sorrowful pangs and

throes (as the Duchess expressed it) than ever she had felt when in

labour with all her children.

When he was fully informed of the good success of his declaration, he

embraced me several times before all the company, and M. Tellier going to

wait upon him from the Queen, to know if he acknowledged what I had said

in his name in the House, "Yes," replied he, "I own, and always will own,

all that he shall say or act in my name." We thought that after a solemn

declaration of this nature the Duke would not scruple to take all the

necessary precautions to prevent the Cardinal carrying away the King, and

to that end the Duchess did propose to have all the gates of the city

well guarded, under pretence of some popular tumults. But he was deaf to

all she said, pretending that he was loth to make his King a prisoner.

On the 2d of February, 1651, the Duke, urged very importunately by the

Princes' party informing him that their liberty depended on it, told them

that he was going to perform an action which would remove all their

diffidence. He sent immediately for the Keeper of the Seals, Marechal

Villeroi; and Tellier, and bade them tell the Queen that he would never

come to the Palais Royal as long as Mazarin was there, and that he could

no longer treat with a man that ruined the State. And, then, turning

towards Marechal Villeroi, "I charge you," said he, "with the King's

person; you shall be answerable for him to me." I was sadly afraid this

would be a means to hasten the King's departure, which was what we

dreaded most of all, and I wondered that the Cardinal did not remove

after such a declaration. I thought his head was turned, and indeed I

was told that he was beside himself for a fortnight together.

The Duke having openly declared against Mazarin, and being resolved to

attack and drive him out of the kingdom, bade me inform the House next

day, in his name, how the Cardinal had compared their body to the Rump

Parliament in England, and some of their members to Cromwell and Fairfax.

I improved upon this as much as possible, and I daresay that so much heat

and ferment was never seen in any society before. Some were for sending

the Cardinal a personal summons to appear on the spot, to give an account

of his administration; but the most moderate were for making most humble

remonstrances to the Queen for his removal. You may easily guess what a

thunderclap this must have been to the Court. The Queen asked the Duke

whether she might bring the Cardinal to his Royal Highness. His answer

was that he did not think it good for the safety of his own person. She

offered to come alone to confer with his Highness at the Palais

d'Orleans, but he excused himself with a great deal of respect.

He sent orders an hour after to the Marshals of France to obey him only,

as Lieutenant-General of the State, and likewise to the 'prevots des

marchands' not to take up arms except by his authority. You will wonder,

without doubt, that after all this noise no care was taken of the gates

of Paris to prevent the King's departure. The Duchess, who trembled at

the thoughts of it, daily redoubled her endeavours to induce the Duke to

secure the gates of the city, but all to no purpose; for weak minds are

generally deficient in some respect or other.

On the 4th the Duke came to the Parliament and assured the assembly of

his concurrence in everything to reform the State and to procure the

liberty of the Princes and the Cardinal's removal. As soon as his Royal

Highness had done speaking, the Master of the Ceremonies was admitted

with a letter from the King, which was read, and which required the House

to separate, and to send as many deputies as they could to the Palais

Royal to hear the King's will and pleasure. Deputies were accordingly

sent immediately, for whose return the bulk of the members stayed in the

Great Chamber. I was informed that this was one trick among others

concerted to ruin me, and, telling the Duc d'Orleans of it, he said that

if the old buffoon, the Keeper of the Seals, was concerned in such a

complication of folly and knavery, he deserved to be hanged by the side

of Mazarin. But the sequel showed that I was not out in my information.

As soon as the deputies were come to the Palais Royal, the First

President told the Queen that the Parliament was extremely concerned that

the Princes were still confined, notwithstanding her royal promise for

setting them at liberty. The Queen replied that Marchal de Grammont was

sent to release them and to see to their necessary security for the

public tranquillity, but that she had sent for them in relation to

another affair, which the Keeper of the Seals would explain to them, and

which he couched in a sanguinary manifesto, in substance as follows:

"All the reports made by the Coadjutor in Parliament are false, and

invented by him. He lies!" (This is the only word the Queen added to

what was already written). "He is a very wicked, dangerous man, and

gives the Duke very pernicious advice; he wants to ruin the State because

we have refused to make him cardinal, and has publicly boasted that he

will set fire to the four corners of the kingdom, and that he will have

100,000 men in readiness to dash out the brains of those that shall

attempt to put it out." These expressions were very harsh, and I am sure

that I never said anything like that; but it was of no use at this time

to make the cloud which was gathering over the head of Mazarin fall in a

storm upon mine. The Court saw that Parliament was assembled to pass a

decree for setting the Princes at liberty, and that the Duke in person

was declaring against Mazarin in the Grand Chamber, and therefore they

believed that a diversion would be as practicable as it was necessary,

namely, to bring me upon my trial in such a manner that the Parliament

could not refuse nor secure me from the railleries of the most

inconsiderable member. Everything that tended to render the attack

plausible was made use of, as well as everything that might weaken my

defence. The writing was signed by the four Secretaries of State, and,

the better to defeat all that I could say in my justification, the Comte

de Brienne was sent at the heels of the deputies with an order to desire

the Duc d'Orleans to come to a conference with the Queen in relation to

some few difficulties that remained concerning the liberty of the

Princes.

When the deputies had returned to Parliament, the First President began

with reading the paper which had been delivered to him against me, upon

which you might have read astonishment in every face. Menardeau, who was

to open the trenches against me, was afraid of a salvo from the Great

Hall, where he found such a crowd of people, and heard so many

acclamations to the Fronde, and so many imprecations against Mazarin,

that he durst not open his mouth against me, but contented himself with a

pathetic lamentation of the division that was in the State, and

especially in the royal family. The councillors were so divided that

some of them were for appointing public prayers for two days; others

proposed to desire his Royal Highness to take care of the public safety.

I resolved to treat the writing drawn up against me by the Cardinal as a

satire and a libel, and, by some ingenious, short passage, to arouse the

minds of my hearers. As my memory did not furnish me with anything in

ancient authors that had any relation to my subject, I made a small

discourse in the best Latin I was capable of, and then spoke thus:

"Were it not for the profound respect I bear to the persons who have

spoken before me, I could not forbear complaining of their not crying out

against such a scurrilous, satirical paper, which was just now read,

contrary to all forms of proceeding, and written in the same style as

lately profaned the sacred name of the King, to encourage false witnesses

by letters-patent. I believe that those persons thought this paper,

which is but a sally of the furious Mazarin, to be much beneath

themselves and me. And that I may conform my opinion to theirs, I will

answer only by repeating a passage from an ancient author: 'In the worst

of times I did not forsake the city, in the most prosperous I had no

particular views, and in the most desperate times of all I feared

nothing.' I desire to be excused for running into this digression. I

move that you would make humble remonstrances to the King, to desire him

to despatch an order immediately for setting the Princes at liberty, to

make a declaration in their favour, and to remove Cardinal Mazarin from

his person and Councils."

My opinion was applauded both by the Frondeurs and the Prince's party,

and carried almost 'nemine contradicente'.

Talon, the Attorney-General, did wonders. I never heard or read anything

more eloquent or nervous. He invoked the names of Henri the Great, and

upon his knees recommended the kingdom of France in general to the

protection of Saint Louis.

Brienne, who had been sent by the Queen to desire an interview with the

Duc d'Orleans, was dismissed with no other answer than that the Duke

would come to pay his humble duty to the Queen as soon as the Princes

were at liberty, and Cardinal Mazarin removed from the King's person and

Councils.

On the 5th of February there was an assembly of the, nobility at Nemours

for recovering their privileges. I opposed it to the utmost of my power,

for I had experienced more than once that nothing can be more pernicious

to a party than to engage without any necessity in such affairs as have

the bare appearance of faction, but I was obliged to comply. This

assembly, however, was so terrifying to the Court that six companies of

the Guards were ordered to mount, with which the Duc d'Orleans was so

offended that he sent word to the officers, in his capacity of

Lieutenant-General of the State, to receive no orders but from himself.

They answered very respectfully, but as men devoted to the Queen's

interest.

On the 6th, the Duke having taken his place in the Parliament, the King's

Council acquainted the House that, having been sent to wait on her

Majesty with the remonstrances, her Majesty's answer was that no person

living wished more for the liberty of the Princes than herself, but that

it was reasonable at the same time to consult the safety of the State;

that as for Cardinal Mazarin, she was resolved to retain him in her

Council as long as she found his assistance necessary for the King's

service; and that it did not belong to the Parliament to concern

themselves with any of her ministers.

The First President was shrewdly attacked in the House for not being more

resolute in speaking to the Queen. Some were for sending him back to

demand another audience in the afternoon; and the Duc d'Orleans having

said that the Marshals of France were dependent on Mazarin, it was

resolved immediately that they should obey none but his Royal Highness.

I was informed that very evening that the Cardinal had made his escape

out of Paris in disguise, and that the Court was in a very great

consternation.

The Cardinal's escape was the common topic of conversation, and different

reasons were assigned to it, according to the various interests of

different parties. As for my part, I am very well persuaded that fear

was the only reason of his flight, and that nothing else hindered him

from taking the King and the Queen along with him. You will see in the

sequel of this history that he endeavoured to get their Majesties out of

Paris soon after he had made his escape, and that it was concerted in all

probability before he left the Court; but I could never understand why he

did not put it into execution at a time when he had no reason to fear the

least opposition.

On the 17th the Parliament ordered the thanks of the House to be returned

to the Queen for removing the Cardinal, and that she should be humbly

asked to issue an order for setting the Princes at liberty, and a

declaration for excluding all foreigners forever from the King's Council.

The First President being deputed with the message, the Queen told him

that she could return him no answer till she had conferred with the Duc

d'Orleans, to whom she immediately deputed the Keeper of the Seals,

Marechal Villeroi, and Tellier; but he told them that he could not go to

the Palais Royal till the Princes were set at liberty and the Cardinal

removed further from the Court. For he observed to the House that the

Cardinal was no further off than at Saint Germain, where he governed all

the kingdom as before, that his nephew and his nieces were yet at Court;

and the Duke proposed that the Parliament should humbly beseech the Queen

to explain whether the Cardinal's removal was for good and all. If I had

not seen it, I could not have imagined what a heat the House was in that

day. Some were for an order that there should be no favourites in France

for the future. They became at length of the opinion of his Royal

Highness, namely, to address the Queen to ask her to explain herself with

relation to the removal of Cardinal Mazarin and to solicit orders for the

liberty, of the Princes.

On the same day the Queen sent again to desire the Duc d'Orleans to come

and take his place in the Council, and to tell him that, in case he did

not think it convenient, she would send the Keeper of the Seals to

concert necessary measures with him for setting the Princes at liberty.

His Royal Highness accepted the second, but rejected the first proposal,

and treated M. d'Elbeuf roughly, because he was very pressing with his

Royal Highness to go to the King's Palace. The messengers likewise

acquainted the Duke that they were ordered to assure him that the removal

of the Cardinal was forever. You will see presently that, in all

probability, had his Royal Highness gone that day to Court, the Queen

would have left Paris and carried the Duke along with her.

On the 19th the Parliament decreed that, in pursuance of the Queen's

declaration, the Cardinal should, within the space of fifteen days,

depart from his Majesty's dominions, with all his relations and foreign

servants; otherwise, they should be proceeded against as outlaws, and it

should be lawful for anybody to despatch them out of the way.

I suspected that the King would leave Paris that very day, and I was

almost asleep when I was sent for to go to the Duc d'Orleans, whom

Mademoiselle de Chevreuse went to awaken in the meantime; and, while I

was dressing, one of her pages brought me a note from her, containing

only these few words:

"Make haste to Luxembourg, and be upon your guard on the way." I found

Mademoiselle de Chevreuse in his chamber, who acquainted me that the King

was out of bed, and had his boots on ready for a journey from Paris.

I waited on the Duke, and said, "There is but one remedy, which is, to

secure the gates of Paris." Yet all that we could obtain of him was to

send the captain of the Swiss Guards to wait on the Queen and desire her

Majesty to weigh the consequences of an action of that nature. His

Duchess, perceiving that this expedient, if not supported effectually,

would ruin all, and that his Royal Highness was still as irresolute as

ever, called for pen and ink that lay upon the table in her cabinet, and

wrote these words on a large sheet of paper:

M. le Coadjuteur is ordered to take arms to hinder the adherents of

Cardinal Mazarin, condemned by the Parliament, from carrying the King out

of Paris. MARGUERITE DE LORRAINE.

Des Touches, who found the Queen bathed in tears, was charged by her

Majesty to assure the Duc d'Orleans that she never thought of carrying

away the King, and that it was one of my tricks.

The Duc d'Orleans saying at the House next day that orders for the

Princes' liberty would be despatched in two hours' time, the First

President said, with a deep sigh, "The Prince de Conde is at liberty, but

our King, our sovereign Lord and King, is a prisoner." The Duc

d'Orleans, being now not near so timorous as before, because he had

received more acclamations in the streets than ever, replied, "Truly the

King has been Mazarin's prisoner, but, God be praised, he is now in

better hands."

The Cardinal, who hovered about Paris till he heard the city had taken up

arms, posted to Havre-de-Grace, where he fawned upon the Prince de Conde

with a meanness of spirit that is hardly to be imagined; for he wept, and

even fell down on his knees to the Prince, who treated him with the

utmost contempt, giving him no thanks for his release.

On the 16th of February the Princes, being set at liberty, arrived in

Paris, and, after waiting on the Queen, supped with M. de Beaufort and

myself at the Duc d'Orleans's house, where we drank the King's health and

"No Mazarin!"

On the 17th his Royal Highness carried them to the Parliament House, and

it is remarkable that the same people who but thirteen months before made

bonfires for their confinement did the same now for their release.

On the 20th the declaration demanded of the King against the Cardinal,

being brought to be registered in Parliament, was sent back with

indignation because the reason of his removal was coloured over with so

many encomiums that it was a perfect panegyric. Honest Broussel, who

always went greater lengths than anybody, was for excluding all cardinals

from the Ministry, as well as foreigners in general, because they swear

allegiance to the Pope. The First President, thinking to mortify me,

lauded Broussel for a man of admirable good sense, and espoused his

opinion; and the Prince de Conde, too, seemed to be overjoyed, saying,

"It is a charming echo." Indeed, I might well be troubled to think that

the very day after a treaty wherein the Duc d'Orleans declared that he

was resolved to make me a cardinal, the Prince should second a

proposition so derogatory to that dignity. But the truth is, the Prince

had no hand in it, for it came naturally, and was supported for no other

reason but because nothing that was brought as an argument against

Mazarin could then fail of being approved at the same time. I had some

reason to think that the motion was concerted beforehand by my enemies,

to keep me out of the Ministry. Nevertheless, I was not offended with

the Parliament, the bulk of whom I knew to be my friends, whose sole aim

was to effectually demolish Mazarin, and I acquiesced in the solid

satisfaction which I had in being considered in the world as the expeller

of Mazarin, whom everybody hated, and the deliverer of the Princes, who

were as much their darlings.

The continual chicanery of the Court provoked the Parliament of Paris to

write to all the Parliaments of France to issue decrees against Cardinal

Mazarin, which they did accordingly. The Parliament obliged the Court to

issue a declaration setting forth the innocence of the Princes, and

another for the exclusion of cardinals--French as well as

foreigners--from the King's Council, and the Parliament had no rest till

the Cardinal retired from Sedan to Breule, a house belonging to the

Elector of Cologne.

I had advice sent me from the Duchesse d'Orleans to be upon my guard, and

that she was on the point of dying with fear lest the Duke should be

forced by the daily menaces of the Court to abandon me. I thereupon

waited on the Duke, and told him that, having had the honour and

satisfaction of serving his Royal Highness in the two affairs which he

had most at heart,--namely, the expelling of Mazarin and the releasing of

the Princes his cousins,--I found myself now obliged to reassume the

functions of my profession; that the present opportunity seemed both to

favour and invite my retreat, and if I neglected it I should be the most

imprudent man living, because my presence for the future would not only

be useless but even prejudicial to his Royal Highness, whom I knew to be

daily importuned and irritated by the Court party merely upon my account;

and therefore I conjured him to make himself easy, and give me leave to

retire to my cloister. The Duke spared no kind words to retain me in his

service, promised never to forsake me, confessed that he had been urged

to it by the Queen, and that, though his reunion with her Majesty and the

Princes obliged him to put on the mask of friendship, yet he could never

forget the great affronts and injuries which he had received from the

Court. But all this could not dissuade me, and the Duke at last gave his

approbation, with repeated assurances to allow me a place next his heart

and to correspond with me in secret.

Having taken my leave of the Princes, I retired accordingly to my

cloister of Notre-Dame, where I did not trust Providence so far as to

omit the use of human means for defending myself against the insults of

my enemies.

Except the visits which I paid in the night-time to the Hotel de

Chevreuse, I conversed with none but canons and cures. I was the object

of raillery both at Court and at the Palace of Conde; and because I had

set up a bird-cage at a window, it became a common jest that "the

Coadjutor whistled to the linnets." The disposition of Paris, however,

made amends for the raillery of the Court. I found myself very secure,

while other people were very uneasy. The cures, parish priests, and even

the mendicants, informed themselves with diligence of the negotiations of

the Prince de Conde. I gave M. de Beaufort a thrust now and then, which

he knew not how to parry with all his cunning, and the Duc d'Orleans, who

in his heart was enraged against the Court, continued his correspondence

with me very faithfully.

Soon after, the Marechal du Plessis came to me at midnight and embraced

me, saying, "I greet you as our Prime Minister." When he saw that I

smiled, he added, "I do not jest; you may be so if you please. The Queen

has ordered me to tell you that she puts the King and Crown into your

hands." He showed me a letter written in the Cardinal's own hand to the

Queen, which concluded thus:

"You know, madame, that the greatest enemy I have in the world is the

Coadjutor. Make use of him rather than treat with the Prince upon those

conditions he demands. Make him a cardinal, give him my place, and lodge

him in my apartments. Perhaps he will be still more attached to the Duc

d'Orleans than to your Majesty; but the Duke is not for the ruin of the

State. His intentions in the main are not bad. In a word, madame, do

anything rather than grant the Prince his demand to have the government

of Provence added to that of Guienne."

I told the Marshal that I could not but be highly obliged to his

Eminence, and that I was under infinite obligations to the Queen; and to

show my gratitude, I humbly begged her Majesty to permit me to serve her

without any private interest of my own; said that I was very incapable

for the place of Prime Minister upon many accounts, and that it was not

consistent with her Majesty's dignity to raise a man to that high post

who was still reeking, as it were, with the fumes of faction.

"But," said the Marshal, "the place must be filled by somebody, and as

long as it is vacant the Prince will be always urging that Cardinal

Mazarin is to have it again."

"You have," said I, "persons much fitter for it than I." Then he showed

me a letter signed by the Queen, promising me all manner of security if I

would come to Court. I went thither at midnight, according to agreement,

and the Marshal, who introduced me to the Queen by the back stairs,

having withdrawn, her Majesty used all the arguments she could to

persuade me to accept the place of Prime Minister, which I was determined

to refuse, because I found that she had the Cardinal at heart more than

ever; for, as soon as she saw I would not accept the post of Prime

Minister, she offered me the cardinal's hat, but with this proviso, that

I would use my utmost endeavours towards the restoration of Cardinal

Mazarin. Then I judged it high time for me to speak my mind, which I did

as follows:

"It is a great affliction to me, madame, that public affairs are reduced

to such a pass as not only warrants, but even commands a subject to speak

to his sovereign in the style in which I am now about to address your

Majesty. It is well known to you that one of my worst crimes in the

Cardinal's opinion is that I foretold all these things, and that I have

passed for the author of events of which I was only the prophet. Your

Majesty would fain extricate yourself with honour, and you are in the

right; but permit me to tell you, as my opinion, that it can never be

effected so long as your Majesty entertains any thoughts of

reestablishing Mazarin. I should fail in the respect I owe to your

Majesty if I pretended to thwart your Majesty's opinion with regard to

the Cardinal in any other way than with my most humble remonstrances; but

I humbly conceive I do but discharge my bounden duty while I respectfully

represent to your Majesty wherein I may be serviceable or useless to you

at this critical juncture. Your Majesty has the Prince to cope with,

who, indeed, is for the restoration of the Cardinal, but upon condition

that you give him such powers beforehand as will enable him to ruin him

at pleasure. To resist the Prince you want the Duc d'Orleans, who is

absolutely against the Cardinal's reestablishment, and who, provided he

be excluded, will do what your Majesty pleases to command him. You will

neither satisfy the Prince nor the Duke. I am extremely desirous to

serve your Majesty against the one and with the other, but I can do

neither the one nor the other without making use of proper means for

obtaining those two different ends."

"Come over to me," said she, "and I shall not care a straw for all the

Duke can do."

I answered, "Should I do so, and should it appear never so little that I

was on terms of reconciliation with the Cardinal, I could serve your

Majesty with neither the Duke nor the people, for both would hate me

mortally, and I should be as useless to your Majesty as the Bishop of

Dole."

At this the Queen was very angry, and said, "Heaven bless my son the

King, for he is deserted by all the world! I do all I can for you, I

offer you a place in my Council, I offer you the cardinalship; pray what

will you do for me?"

I said that I did not come to receive favours, but to try to merit them.

At this the Queen's countenance began to brighten, and she said, very

softly, "What is it, then, that you will do?"

"Madame," said I, "I will oblige the Prince, before a week is at an end,

to leave Paris; and I will detach the Duke from his interest to-morrow."

The Queen, overjoyed, held out her hand and said, "Give me yours, and I

promise you that you shall be cardinal the next day, and the second man

in my friendship." She desired also that Mazarin and I might be good

friends; but I answered that the least touch upon that string would put

me out of tune and render me incapable of doing her any service;

therefore I conjured her to let me still enjoy the character of being his

enemy.

"Was anything," said the Queen, "ever so strange and unaccountable? Can

you not possibly serve me without being the enemy of him in whom I most

confide?"

I told her it must needs be so. "Madame," I said, "I humbly beseech your

Majesty to let me tell you that, as long as the place of Prime Minister

is not filled up, the Prince will increase in power on pretence that it

is kept vacant to receive the Cardinal by a speedy restoration."

"You see," said her Majesty, "how the Prince treats me; he has insulted

me ever since I disowned my two traitors,--Servien and Lionne." I took

the opportunity while she was flushed with anger to make my court to her

by saying that before two days were at an end the Prince should affront

her no longer. But the tenderness she had for her beloved Cardinal made

her unwilling to consent that I should continue to exclaim against his

Eminence in Parliament, where one was obliged to handle him very roughly

almost every quarter of an hour. She bade me remember that it was the

Cardinal who had solicited my nomination. I answered that I was highly

obliged to his Eminence upon that score, and that I was ready to give him

proofs of my acknowledgment in anything wherein my honour was not

concerned, but that I should be a double-dealer if I promised to

contribute to his reestablishment. Then she said, "Go! you are a very

devil. See Madame Palatine, and let me hear from you the night before

you go to the Parliament."

I do not think I was in the wrong to refuse her offer. We must never

jest with proffered service; for if it be real, we can never embrace it

too much; but if false, we can never keep at too great a distance. I

lamented to the public the sad condition of our affairs, which had

obliged me to leave my dear retirement, where, after so much disturbance

and confusion, I hoped to enjoy comfortable rest; that we were falling

into a worse condition than we were in before, because the State suffered

more by the daily negotiations carried on with Mazarin than it had done

by his administrations; and that the Queen was still buoyed up with hopes

of his reestablishment.

The Prince de Conde having inflamed the Parliament, to make himself more

formidable to the Queen and Court, some new scenes were opened every day.

At one time they sent to the provinces to inform against the Cardinal; at

another time they made search after his effects at Paris.

I went one day with four hundred men in my company to the Parliament

House, where the Prince de Conde inveighed against the exportation of

money out of the kingdom by the Cardinal's banker. But afterwards I

absented myself for awhile from Parliament, which made me suspected of

being less an enemy to the Cardinal, and I was pelted with a dozen or

fifteen libels in the space of a fortnight, by a fellow whose nose had

been slit for writing a lampoon against a lady of quality. I composed a

short but general answer to all, entitled "An Apology for the Ancient and

True Fronde." There was a strong paper war between the old and new

Fronde for three or four months, but afterwards they united in the attack

on Mazarin. There were about sixty volumes of tracts written during the

civil war, but I am sure that there are not a hundred sheets worth

reading.

I was sent for again to another private conference with the Queen, who,

dreading an arrangement with the Prince de Conde, was for his being

arrested, and advised me to consider how it might be done. It seems that

M. Hoquincourt had offered to kill him in the street, as the shortest way

to be rid of him, for she desired me to confer about it with Hoquincourt,

"who will," said she, "show you a much surer way." The Queen,

nevertheless, would not own she had ever such a thought, though she was

heard to say, "The Coadjutor is not a man of so much courage as I took

him for."

The next day I was informed that the Queen could endure the Prince no

longer, and that she had advices that he had formed a design to seize the

King; that he had despatched orders to Flanders to treat with the

Spaniards, and that either he or she must be ruined; that she was not for

shedding blood, and that what Hoquincourt proposed was far from it,

because he promised to secure the Prince without striking a blow if I

would answer for the people.

The Parliament continued to prosecute Mazarin, who was convicted of

embezzling some nine millions of the public money. The Prince assembled

the Chambers, and persuaded them to issue a new decree against all those

of the Court party who held correspondence with the said Cardinal.

The Prince de Conde, being uneasy at seeing Mazarin's creatures still at

Court, retired to Saint Maur on the 6th of July, 1651. On the 7th the

Prince de Conti acquainted the Parliament with the reasons for his

departure, and talked in general of the warnings he had received from

different hands of a design the Court had formed against his life, adding

that his brother could not be safe at Court as long as Tellier, Servien,

and Lionne were not removed. There was a very hot debate in the ensuing

session between the Prince de Conti and the First President. The latter

talked very warmly against his retreat to Saint Maur, and called it a

melancholy prelude to a civil war. He hinted also that the said Prince

was the author of the late disturbances, upon which the Prince de Conti

threatened that had he been in any other place he would have taught him

to observe the respect due to Princes of the blood. The First President

said that he did not fear his threats, and that he had reason to complain

of his Royal Highness for presuming to interrupt him in a place where he

represented the King's person. Both parties were now in hot blood, and

the Duke, who was very glad to see it, did not interpose till he could

not avoid it, and then he told them both that they should endeavour to

keep their temper.

On the 14th of July a decree was passed, upon a motion made by the Duc

d'Orleans, that the thanks of the Parliament should be presented to her

Majesty for her gracious promise that the Cardinal should never return;

that she should be most humbly entreated to send a declaration to

Parliament, and likewise to give the Prince de Conde all the necessary

securities for his return; and that those persons who kept up

correspondence with Mazarin should be immediately prosecuted.

On the 18th the First President carried the remonstrances of the

Parliament to the Queen, and though he took care to keep within the terms

of the decree, by not naming the under ministers, yet he pointed them out

in such a manner that the Queen complained bitterly, saying that the

First President was "an unaccountable man, and more vexatious than any of

the malcontents."

When I took the liberty to show her that the representative of an

assembly could not, without prevarication, but deliver the thoughts of

the whole body, though they might be different from his own, she replied,

very angrily, "These are mere republican maxims."

I will give you an account of the success of the remonstrances after I

have related an adventure to you which happened at the Parliament House

during these debates.

The importance of the subject drew thither a large number of ladies who

were curious to hear what passed. Madame and Mademoiselle de Chevreuse,

with many other ladies, were there the evening before the decree was

passed; but they were singled out from the rest by one Maillard, a

brawling fellow, hired by the Prince's party. As ladies are commonly

afraid of a crowd, they stayed till the Duc d'Orleans and the rest were

gone out, but when they came into the hall they were hooted by twenty or

thirty ragamuffins of the same quality as their leader, who was a

cobbler. I knew nothing of it till I came to the Palace of Chevreuse,

where I found Madame de Chevreuse in a rage and her daughter in tears. I

endeavoured to comfort them by the assurance that I would take care to

get the scoundrels punished in an exemplary manner that very day. But

these were too inconsiderable victims to atone for such an affront, and

were therefore rejected with indignation. The blood of Bourbon only

could make amends for the injury done to that of Lorraine. These were

the very words of Madame de Chevreuse. They resolved at last upon this

expedition,--to go again next morning to the House, but so well

accompanied as to be in a condition of making themselves respected, and

of giving the Prince de Conti to understand that it was to his interest

to keep his party for the future from committing the like insolence.

Montresor, who happened to be with us, did all he could to convince the

ladies how dangerous it was to make a private quarrel of a public one,

especially at a time when a Prince of the blood might possibly lose his

life in the fray. When he found that he could not prevail upon them, he

used all means to persuade me to put off my resentment, for which end he

drew me aside to tell me what joy and triumph it would be to my enemies

to suffer myself to be captivated or led away by the violence of the

ladies' passion. I made him the following answer: "I am certainly to

blame, both with regard to my profession and on account of my having my

hands full, to be so far engaged with Mademoiselle de Chevreuse; but,

considering the obligation I am under to her, and that it is too late to

recede from it, I am in the right in demanding satisfaction in this

present juncture. I will not by any means assassinate the Prince de

Conti; but she may command me to do anything except poisoning or

assassinating, and therefore speak no more to me on this head."

The ladies went again, therefore, next day, being accompanied by four

hundred gentlemen and above four thousand of the most substantial

burghers. The rabble that was hired to make a clamour in the Great Hall

sneaked out of sight, and the Prince de Conti, who had not been apprised

of this assembly, which was formed with great secrecy, was fain to pass

by Madame and Mademoiselle de Chevreuse with demonstrations of the

profoundest respect, and to suffer Maillard, who was caught on the stairs

of the chapel, to be soundly cudgelled.

I return to the issue of the remonstrances. The Queen told the deputies

that she would next morning send to the House a declaration against

Cardinal Mazarin.

On the 21st the Prince de Conde came to Parliament accompanied by M. de

La Rochefoucault and fifty or sixty gentlemen, and congratulated them

upon the removal of the ministers, but said that it could not be

effectual without inserting an article in the declaration which the Queen

had promised to send to the Parliament. The First President said that it

would be both unjust and inconsistent with the respect due to the Queen

to demand new conditions of her every day; that her Majesty's promise, of

which she had made the Parliament a depositary, was a sufficient

security; that it was to be wished that the Prince had shown a due

confidence therein by repairing to the Palais Royal rather than to a

court of justice; and that the post he was in obliged him to express his

surprise at such conduct. The Prince replied that the First President

had no reason to wonder at his great precautions, since he (the Prince)

knew by recent woeful experience what it was to live in a prison; and

that it was notorious that the Cardinal ruled now in the Cabinet more

absolutely than ever he did before.

The Duc d'Orleans, who was gone to Limours on pretence of taking the air,

though on purpose to be absent from Parliament, being informed that the

very women cried at the King's coach "No Mazarin!" and that the Prince de

Conde, as well attended as his Majesty, had met the King in the park, was

so frightened that he returned to Paris, and on the 2d of August went to

Parliament, where I appeared with all my friends and a great number of

wealthy citizens. The First President mightily extolled the Queen's

goodness in making the Parliament the depositary of her promise for the

security of the Prince, who, being there present, was asked by the First

President if he had waited on the King? The Prince said he had not,

because he knew there would be danger in it, having been well informed

that secret conferences had been held to arrest him, and that in a proper

time and place he would name the authors. The Prince added that

messengers were continually going and coming betwixt the Court and

Mazarin at Breule, and that Marechal d'Aumont had orders to cut to pieces

the regiments of Conde, Conti, and Enghien, which was the only reason

that had hindered them from joining the King's army.

The First President told him that he was sorry to see him there before he

had waited on the King, and that it seemed as if he were for setting up

altar against altar. This nettled the Prince to that degree that he said

that those who talked against him had only self-interests in view. The

First President denied that he had any such aim, and said that he was

accountable to the King only for his actions. Then he exaggerated the

danger of the State from the unhappy division of the royal family.

Finally it was resolved, 'nemine contradicente', that the

Solicitor-General should be commissioned to prosecute those who had

advised the arrest of the Prince de Conde; that the Queen's promise for

the safety of the Prince should be registered; that his Royal Highness

should be desired by the whole assembly to go and wait on the King; and

that the decrees passed against the servitors of Mazarin should be put

into execution. The Prince, who seemed very well satisfied, said that

nothing less than this could assure him of his safety. The Duc d'Orleans

carried him to the King and the Queen, from whom he met with but a cold

reception.

At the close of this session the declaration against the Cardinal was

read and sent back to the Chancellor, because it was not inserted that

the Cardinal had hindered the Peace of Munster, and advised the King to

undertake the journey and siege of Bordeaux, contrary to the opinion of

the Duc d'Orleans.

The Queen, provoked by the conduct of the Prince de Conde, who rode

through the streets of Paris better attended than the King, and also by

that of the Duke, whom she found continually given to change, resolved,

in a fit of despair, to hazard all at once. M. de Chateauneuf flattered

her inclination on that point, and she was confirmed in it by a fiery

despatch from Mazarin at Bruele. She told the Duc d'Orleans plainly that

she could no longer continue in her present condition, demanded his

express declaration for or against her, and charged me, in his presence,

to keep the promise I had made her, to declare openly against the Prince

if he continued to go on as he had begun.

Her Majesty was convinced that I acted sincerely for her service, and

that I made no scruple to keep my promise; and she condescended to make

apologies for the distrust she had entertained of my conduct, and for the

injustice she owned she had done me.

On the 19th, the Prince de Conde having taxed me with being the author of

a paper against him, which was read that day in the House, said he had a

paper, signed by the Duc d'Orleans, which contained his justification,

and that he should be much obliged to the Parliament if they would be

pleased to desire her Majesty to name his accusers, against whom he

demanded justice. As to the paper of which he charged me with being the

author, he said it was a composition worthy of a man who had advised the

arming of the Parisians and the wresting of the seals from him with whom

the Queen had entrusted them.

The Prince de Conti was observed to press his brother to resent what I

said in my defence, but he kept his temper; for though I was very well

accompanied, yet he was considerably superior to me in numbers, so that

if the sword had been drawn he must have had the advantage. But I

resolved to appear there the next day with a greater retinue. The Queen

was transported with joy to hear that there were men who had the

resolution to dispute the wall with the Prince.

["The Queen," says M. de La Rochefoucault in his Memoirs, "was overjoyed

to see two men at variance whom in her heart she hated almost equally....

Nevertheless, she seemed to protect the Coadjutor."]

She ordered thirty gendarmes and as many Light-horse to be posted where I

pleased; I had forty men sent me, picked out of the sergeants and bravest

soldiers of one of the regiments of Guards, and some of the officers of

the city companies, and assembled a great number of substantial burghers,

all of whom had pistols and daggers under their cloaks. I also sent many

of my men to the eating-houses thereabouts, so that the Great Hall was,

as it were, invested on every side with my friends. I posted thirty

gentlemen as a reserve in a convenient chamber, who, in case of an

attack, were to assault the party of the Prince in flank and rear. I had

also laid up a store of grenades. In a word, my measures were so nicely

concerted, both within and without the Parliament House, that Pont

Notre-Dame and Pont Saint Michel, who were passionately in my, interest,

only waited for the signal; so that in all likelihood I could not fail of

being conqueror.

On the morning of the 21st all the Prince de Conde's humble servants

repaired to his house, and my friends did the like to mine, particularly

the Marquises of Rouillac and Camillac, famous both for their courage and

extravagances. As soon as the latter saw Rouillac, he made me a low bow

in a withdrawing posture, saying, "Monsieur, I came to offer you my

service, but it is not reasonable that the two greatest fools in the

kingdom should be of the same side." The Prince came to the House with a

numerous attendance, and though I believe he had not so many as I, he had

more persons of quality, for I had only the Fronde nobility on my side,

except three or four who, though in the Queen's interest, were

nevertheless my particular friends; this disadvantage, however, was

abundantly made up by the great interest I had among the people and the

advantageous posts I was possessed of. After the Prince had taken his

place, he said that he was surprised to see the Parliament House look

more like a camp than a temple of justice; that there were posts taken,

and men under command; and that he hoped there were not men in the

kingdom so insolent as to dispute the precedence with him. Whereupon I

humbly begged his pardon, and told him that I believed there was not a

man in France so insolent as to do it; but that there were some who could

not, nor indeed ought not, on account of their dignity, yield the

precedence to any man but the King. The Prince replied that he would

make me yield it to him. I told him he would find it no easy matter.

Upon this there was a great outcry, and the young councillors of both

parties interested themselves in the contest, which, you see, began

pretty warmly. The Presidents interposed between us, conjuring him to

have some regard to the temple of justice and the safety of the city, and

desiring that all the nobility and others in the hall that were armed

might be turned out. He approved of it, and bade M. de La Rochefoucault

go and tell his friends so from him. Upon which I said, "I will order my

friends to withdraw also." Young D'Avaux, now President de Mesmes, then

in the Prince's interest, said, "What! monsieur, are you

armed?"--"Without doubt," I said; though I had better have held my,

tongue, because an inferior ought to be respectful in words to his

superior, though he may equal him in actions. Neither is it allowable in

a Churchman when armed to confess it. There are some things wherein men

are willing to be deceived. Actions very often vindicate men's

reputations in what they do against the dignity of their profession, but

nothing can justify words that are inconsistent with their character.

As I had desired my friends to withdraw, and was entering into the Court

of Judicature, I heard an uproar in the hall of people crying out "To

arms!" I had a mind to go back to see what was the matter; but I had not

time to do it, for I found myself caught by the neck between the folding

doors, which M. de La Rochefoucault had shut on me, crying out to MM.

Coligny and Ricousse to kill me.

[This action is very much disguised and softened in the Memoirs of

Rochefoucault. M. Joly, in his Memoirs, vol. i., p. 155, tells it almost

in... the same manner as the Cardinal de Retz.]

The first thought he was not in earnest, and the other told him he had no

such order from the Prince. M. Champlatreux, running into the hall and

seeing me in that condition, vigorously pushed back M. de La

Rochefoucault, telling him that a murder of that nature was horrible and

scandalous. He opened the door and let me in. But this was not the

greatest danger I was in, as you will see after I have told you the

beginning and end of it.

Two or three of the Prince de Conde's mob cried out, as soon as they saw

me, "A Mazarin!" Two of the Prince's soldiers drew their swords, those

next to them cried out, "To your arms!" and in a trice all were in a

fighting posture. My friends drew their swords, daggers, and pistols,

and yet, as it were by a miracle, they stopped their hands on a sudden

from action; for in that very instant of time, Crenan, one of my old

friends, who commanded a company of the Prince de Conti's gendarmes, said

to Laigues, "What are we doing? Must we let the Prince de Conde and the

Coadjutor be murdered? Whoever does not put up his sword is a rascal!"

This expression coming from a man of great courage and reputation, every

one did as he bade them. Nor is Argenteuil's courage and presence of

mind to be less admired. He being near me when I was caught by the neck

between the folding doors, and observing one Peche,--[Joly calls him "The

great clamourer of the Prince." See his Memoirs, p. 157.]--a brawling

fellow of the Prince's party, looking for me with a dagger in his hand,

screened me with his cloak, and thereby saved my life, which was in the

more danger because my friends, who supposed I was gone into the Great

Chamber, stayed behind to engage with the Prince de Conde's party. The

Prince told me since that it was well I kept on the defensive, and that

had the noise in the hall continued but a minute longer, he would himself

have taken me by the throat and made me pay for all; but I am fully

persuaded that the consequences would have been fatal to both parties,

and that he himself had had a narrow escape.

As soon as I reentered the Great Chamber I told the First President that

I owed my life to his son, who on that occasion did the most generous

action that a man of honour was capable of, because he was passionately

attached to the Prince de Conde, and was persuaded, though without a

cause, that I was concerned in above twenty editions against his father

during the siege of Paris. There are few actions more heroic than this,

the memory of which I shall carry to my grave. I also added that M. de

La Rochefoucault had done all he could to murder me.'

[The Duke answered, as he says himself in his Memoirs, that fear had

disturbed his judgment, etc. See in the Memoirs of M. de La

Rochefoucault, the relation of what passed after the confinement of the

Princes.]

He answered me these very words: "Thou traitor, I don't care what becomes

of thee." I replied, "Very well, Friend Franchise" (we gave him that

nickname in our party); "you are a coward" (I told a lie, for he was

certainly a brave man), "and I am a priest; but dueling is not allowed

us." M. de Brissac threatened to cudgel him, and he to kick Brissac. The

President, fearing these words would end in blows, got between us. The

First President conjured the Prince pathetically, by the blood of Saint

Louis, not to defile with blood that temple which he had given for the

preservation of peace and the protection of justice; and exhorted me, by

my sacred character, not to contribute to the massacre of the people whom

God had committed to my charge. Both the Prince and I sent out two

gentlemen to order our friends and servants to retire by different ways.

The clock struck ten, the House rose, and thus ended that morning's work,

which was likely to have ruined Paris.

You may easily guess what a commotion Paris was in all that morning.

Tradesmen worked in their shops with their muskets by them, and the women

were at prayers in the churches. Sadness sat on the brows of all who

were not actually engaged in either party. The Prince, if we may believe

the Comte de Fiesque, told him that Paris narrowly escaped being burnt

that day. "What a fine bonfire this would have been for the Cardinal,"

said he; "especially to see it lighted by the two greatest enemies he

had!"

The Duc d'Orleans, quite tired out with the cries of the people, who ran

affrighted to his palace, and fearing that the commotion would not stop

at the Parliament House, made the Prince promise that he would not go

next day to the Parliament with above five in company, provided I would

engage to carry no more. I begged his Royal Highness to excuse me if I

did not comply, because I should be wanting in my respect to the Prince,

with whom I ought not to make any comparison, and because I should be

still exposed to a pack of seditious brawlers, who cried out against me,

having no laws nor owning any chief. I added that it was only against

this sort of people that I armed; that there was so little comparison

between a private gentleman and his Highness that five hundred men were

less to the Prince than a single lackey to me. The Duke, who owned I was

in the right, went to the Queen to represent to her the evil consequences

that would inevitably attend such measures.

The Queen, who neither feared nor foresaw dangers, made no account of his

remonstrances, for she was glad in the main of the dangers which seemed

to be so near at hand. When Bertet and Brachet, who crept up to the

garrets of the Palais Royal for fear of having their throats cut in the

general commotion, had made her sensible that if the Prince and myself

should perish in such a juncture it would occasion such a confusion that

the very name of Mazarin might become fatal to the royal family, she

yielded rather to her fears than to her convictions, and consented to

send an order in the King's name to forbid both the Prince and me to go

to the House. The First President, who was well assured that the Prince

would not obey an order of that nature, which could not be forced upon

him with justice, because his presence was necessary in the Parliament,

went to the Queen and made her sensible that it would be against all

justice and equity to forbid the Prince to be present in an assembly

where he went only to clear himself from a crime laid to his charge. He

showed her the difference between the first Prince of the blood, whose

presence would be necessary in that conjuncture, and a Coadjutor of

Paris, who never had a seat in the Parliament but by courtesy.

The Queen yielded at last to these reasons and to the entreaties of all

the Court ladies, who dreaded the noise and confusion which was likely to

occur next day in the Parliament House.

The Parliament met next day, and resolved that all the papers, both of

the Queen, the Duc d'Orleans, and the Prince de Conde, should be carried

to the King and Queen, that her Majesty should be humbly entreated to

terminate the affair, and that the Duc d'Orleans should be desired to

make overtures towards a reconciliation.

As the Prince was coming out of the Parliament House, attended by a

multitude of his friends, I met him in his coach as I was at the head of

a procession of thirty or forty cures of Paris, followed by a great

number of people. Upon my approach, three or four of the mob following

the Prince cried out, "A Mazarin!" but the Prince alighted and silenced

them.

[M. de La Rochefoucault, in his Memoirs, says that the people abused the

Coadjutor with scurrilous language, and would have torn him in pieces if

the prince had not ordered his men to appease the tumult.]

He then fell on his knees to receive my blessing, which I gave him with

my hat on, and then pulled it off in obeisance.

The Queen was so well pleased with my prudent conduct that I can truly

say I was a favourite for some days. Madame de Carignan was telling her

one day that I was very homely, to which the Queen replied, "He has a

very fine set of teeth, and a man cannot be called homely who has this

ornament." Madame de Chevreuse remembered that she had often heard the

Queen say that the beauty of a man consisted chiefly in his teeth,

because it was the only beauty which was of any use. Therefore she

advised me to act my part well, and she should not despair of success.

"When you are with the Queen," said she, "be serious; look continually on

her hands, storm against the Cardinal, and I will take care of the rest"

I asked two or three audiences of the Queen upon very trifling occasions,

followed Madame de Chevreuse's plan very closely, and carried my

resentment and passion against the Cardinal even to extravagance. The

Queen, who was naturally a coquette, understood those airs, and

acquainted Madame de Chevreuse therewith, who pretended to be surprised,

saying, "Indeed, I have heard the Coadjutor talk of your Majesty whole

days with delight; but if the conversation happened to touch upon the

Cardinal, he was no longer the same man, and even raved against your

Majesty, but immediately relented towards you, though never towards the

Cardinal."

Madame de Chevreuse, who was the Queen's confidante in her youth, gave me

such a history of her early days as I cannot omit giving you, though I

should have done it sooner. She told me that the Queen was neither in

body nor mind truly Spanish; that she had neither the temperament nor the

vivacity of her nation, but only the coquetry of it, which she retained

in perfection; that M. Bellegarde, a gallant old gentleman, after the

fashion of the Court of Henri III., pleased her till he was going to the

army, when he begged for one favour before his departure, which was only

to put her hand to the hilt of his sword, a compliment so insipid that

her Majesty was out of conceit with him ever after. She approved the

gallant manner of M. de Montmorency much more than she loved his person.

The aversion she had to the pedantic behaviour of Cardinal de Richelieu,

who in his amours was as ridiculous as he was in other things excellent,

made her irreconcilable to his addresses. She had observed from the

beginning of the Regency a great inclination in the Queen for Mazarin,

but that she had not been able to discover how far that inclination went,

because she (Madame de Chevreuse) had been banished from the Court very

soon after; and that upon her return to France, after the siege of Paris,

the Queen was so reserved at first with her that it was impossible for

her to dive into her secrets. That since she regained her Majesty's

favour she had sometimes observed the same airs in her with regard to

Cardinal Mazarin as she used to display formerly in favour of the Duke of

Buckingham; but at other times she thought that there was no more between

them than a league of friendship. The chief ground for her conjecture

was the impolite and almost rude way in which the Cardinal conversed with

her Majesty. "But, however," said Madame de Chevreuse, "when I reflect

on the Queen's humour, all this may admit of another interpretation.

Buckingham used to tell me that he had been in love with three Queens,

and was obliged to curb all the three; therefore I cannot tell what to

think of the matter."

To resume the history of more public affairs. I did not so far please

myself with the figure I made against the Prince (though I thought it

very much for my honour), but I saw clearly that I stood on a dangerous

precipice.

"Whither are we going?" I said to M. Bellievre, who seemed to be

overjoyed that the Prince had not been able to devour me; for whom do we

labour? I know that we are obliged to act as we do; I know, too, that we

cannot do better; but should we rejoice at the fatal necessity which

pushes us on to exert an action comparatively good and which will

unavoidably end in a superlative evil?"

"I understand you," said the President, "and will interrupt you for one

moment to tell you what I learned of Cromwell" (whom he had known in

England). "He told me one day that it is then we are mounting highest

when we ourselves do not know whither we are going."

"You know, monsieur," said I to Bellievre, "that I abhor Cromwell; and

whatever is commonly reported of his great parts, if he is of this

opinion, I must pronounce him a fool."

I mentioned this dialogue for no other purpose than to observe how

dangerous it is to talk disrespectfully of men in high positions; for it

was carried to Cromwell, who remembered it with a great deal of

resentment on an occasion which I shall mention hereafter, and said to M.

de Bourdeaux, Ambassador of France, then in England, "I know but one man

in the world who despises me, and that is Cardinal de Retz." This

opinion of him was likely to have cost me very dear. I return from this

digression.

On the 31st, Melayer, valet de chambre to the Cardinal, arrived with a

despatch to the Queen, in which were these words: "Give the Prince de

Conde all the declarations of his innocence that he can desire, provided

you can but amuse him and hinder him from giving you the slip."

On the 4th the Prince de Conde insisted in Parliament on a formal decree

for declaring his innocence, which was granted, but deferred to be

published till the 7th of September (the day that the King came of age),

on pretence of rendering it more authentic and solemn by the King's

presence, but really to gain time, and see what influence the splendour

of royalty, which was to be clothed that day with all the advantages of

pomp, would have upon the minds of the people.

But the Prince de Conde, who had reason to distrust both the Fronde and

the Court, did not appear at the ceremony, and sent the Prince de Conti

to the King to desire to be excused, because the calumnies and

treacheries of his enemies would not suffer him to come to the Palace;

adding that he kept away out of pure respect to his Majesty. This last

expression, which seemed to intimate that otherwise he might have gone

thither without danger, provoked the Queen to that degree that she said,

"The Prince or I must perish."

The Prince de Conde retired to Bourges,--further from Court. He was

naturally averse to a civil war, nor would his adherents have been more

forward than himself if they had found their interests in his

reconciliation to the Court; but this seemed impracticable, and therefore

they agreed upon a civil war, because none of them believed themselves

powerful enough to conclude a peace. They know nothing of the nature of

faction who imagine the head of a party to be their master. His true

interest is most commonly thwarted by the imaginary interests even of his

subalterns, and the worst of it is that his own honour sometimes, and

generally prudence, joins with them against himself. The passions and

discontent which reigned then among the friends of the Prince de Conde

ran so high that they were obliged to abandon him and form a third party,

under the authority of the Prince de Conti, in case the Prince

accomplished his reconciliation to the Court, according to a proposition

then made to him in the name of the Duc d'Orleans. The subdivision of

parties is generally the ruin of all, especially when it is introduced by

cunning views, directly contrary to prudence; and this is what the

Italians call, in comedy, a "plot within a plot," or a "wheel within a

wheel."

BOOK IV.

In December, 1651, the Parliament agreed to the following resolution: To

send a deputation to the King to inform him of the rumours of Mazarin's

return, and to beseech him to confirm the royal promise which he had made

to his people upon that head; to forbid all governors to give the

Cardinal passage; to desire the King to acquaint the Pope and other

Princes with the reasons that had obliged him to remove the Cardinal; and

to send to all the Parliaments of the kingdom to make the like decree.

Somebody making a motion that a price might be set upon the Cardinal's

head, I and the rest of the spiritual councillors retired, because

clergymen are forbidden by the canon law to give their vote in cases of

life and death.

They agreed also to send deputies to the King to entreat him to write to

the Elector of Cologne to send the Cardinal out of his country, and to

forbid the magistrates of all cities to entertain any troops sent to

favour his return or any of his kindred or domestics. A certain

councillor who said, very judiciously, that the soldiers assembling for

Mazarin upon the frontiers would laugh at all the decrees of Parliament

unless they were proclaimed to them by good musketeers and pikemen, was

run down as if he had talked nonsense, and all the clamour was that it

belonged only to the King to disband soldiers.

The Duc d'Orleans acquainted the House, on the 29th, that Cardinal

Mazarin had arrived at Sedan; that Marechals de Hoquincourt and de la

Ferte were gone to join him with their army to bring him to Court; and

that it was high time to oppose his designs. Upon this it was

immediately resolved that deputies should be despatched forthwith to the

King; that the Cardinal and all his adherents should be declared guilty

of high treason; that the common people should be commanded to treat them

as such wherever they met them; that his library and all his household

goods should be sold, and that 150,000 livres premium should be given to

any man who should deliver up the said Cardinal, either dead or alive.

Upon this expression all the ecclesiastics retired, for the reason above

mentioned.

A new decree was passed on the 2d of January, 1652, wherein it was

decided that all the Parliaments of France should be invited to issue

their decrees against Mazarin, conformable to the last; that two more

councillors should be added to the four sent to guard the rivers and to

arm the common people; and that the troops of the Duc d'Orleans should

oppose the march of Mazarin.

On the 24th the deputies who had been to Poitiers to remonstrate with the

King against the return of the Cardinal, made their report in Parliament,

to the effect that his Majesty, after having consulted with the Queen and

her Council, returned for answer, that without doubt, when the Parliament

issued their late decrees, they did not know that Cardinal Mazarin had

made no levy of soldiers but by his Majesty's express orders; that it was

he who commanded him to enter France with his troops, and that therefore

the King did not resent what the company had done; but that, on the other

hand, he did not doubt that when they had heard the circumstances he had

just mentioned, and knew, moreover, that Cardinal Mazarin only desired an

opportunity to justify himself, they would not fail to give all his

subjects an exemplary proof of the obedience they owed to him. The

Parliament was highly provoked, and next day resolved to admit no more

dukes, peers, nor marshals of France till the Cardinal had left the

kingdom.

Mazarin, arriving at Court again, persuaded the King to go to Saumur,

though others advised him to march to Guienne against the Prince de

Conde, with whom the Duc d'Orleans was now resolved to join forces. The

King went from Saumur to Tours, where the Archbishop of Rouen carried

complaints to the King, in the name of the bishops there, against the

decrees of Parliament relating to the Cardinal.

The Duc d'Orleans complained in Parliament against the inconsistency of

their proceedings, and said the King had sent him carte blanche in order

to oblige him to consent to the restoration of the Cardinal, but that

nothing would ever cause him to do it, nor to act apart from the

Parliament. Yet their unaccountable proceedings perplexed him beyond

expression, so that he commanded, or rather permitted, M. de Beaufort to

put his troops in action. And because I told him that, considering the

declarations he had so often repeated against Mazarin, I thought his

conduct in setting his troops in motion against him did not add so much

to the measure of the disgust he had already given to the Court that he

need to apprehend much from it, he gave me for answer these memorable

words which I have reflected upon a thousand times: "If you," said he,

"had been born a Son of France, an Infante of Spain, a King of Hungary,

or a Prince of Pales, you would not talk as you do. You must know that,

with us Princes, words go for nothing, but that we never forget actions.

By to-morrow noon the Queen would not remember my declarations against

the Cardinal if I would admit him tomorrow morning; but if my troops were

to fire a musket she would not forgive me though we were to live two

thousand years hence."

In February, 1652, I was made a cardinal, and was to receive the hat, as

all French cardinals do, from the King. My enemies, who thought to ruin

my credit with the Duc d'Orleans, gave out that I had been obliged to the

Court for my dignity, attacked me in form as a secret favourer of

Mazarin, and, while their emissaries gained over such of the dregs of the

people as they could corrupt by money, they were supported by all the

intrigues of the Cabinet. But the Duke, who knew better, only laughed at

them; so that they confirmed me in his good opinion, instead of

supplanting me, because in cases of slander every reflection that does

not hurt the person attacked does him service. I said to the Duke that I

wondered he was not wearied out with the silly stories that were told him

every day against me, since they all harped upon one string; but he said,

"Do you take no account of the pleasure one takes every morning in

hearing how wicked men are under the cloak of religious zeal, and every

night how silly they are under the mask of politicians?"

The servants of the Prince de Conde gave out such stories against me

among the populace as were likely to have done me much more mischief.

They had a pack of brawling fellows in their pay who were more

troublesome to me now than formerly, when they did not dare to appear

before the numerous retinue of gentlemen and liverymen that accompanied

me, for as I had not yet had the hat, I was obliged, wherever I went, to

go incognito, according to the rules of the ceremonial. Those fellows

said that I had betrayed the Duc d'Orleans, and that they would be the

death of me. I told the Duke, who was afraid they would murder me, that

he should soon see how little those hired mobs ought to be regarded. He

offered me his guards, but though Marechal d'Estampes fell on his knees

in my way to stop me, I went down-stairs with only two persons in

company, and made directly towards the ruffians, demanding who was their

leader. Upon which a beggarly fellow, with an old yellow feather in his

hat, answered me, insolently, "I am." Then I called out to the guards at

the gate, saying, "Let me have this rascal hanged up at these grates."

Thereupon he made me a very low bow, and said that he did not mean to

affront me; that he only came with his comrades to tell me of the report

that I designed to carry the Duc d'Orleans to Court, and reconcile him

with Mazarin; that they did not believe it; that they were at my service,

and ready to venture their lives for me, provided I would but promise

them to be always an honest Frondeur.

The Duc d'Orleans took such delight in conversing with me that, on De

Goulas, one of his secretaries, telling him that all the foreign officers

took mighty umbrage at it, he pulled him up very sharply, and said, "Go

to the devil, you and your foreign officers. If they were as good

Frondeurs as Cardinal de Retz, they would be at their posts, and not

tippling in the taverns of Paris." There was such a strong faction in

the city of Orleans for the Court that his presence there was very

necessary; but as it was much more so at Paris, the Duke was prevailed

upon by his Duchess to let her go thither. M. Patru was pleased to say

that as the gates of Jericho fell at the sound of trumpets, those of

Orleans would open at the sound of fiddles, of which M. de Rohan was a

very great admirer. But, in fact, though the King was just at hand with

the troops, and though M. Mold, Keeper of the Seals, was at the gate

demanding entrance for the King, the Duchess crossed the river in a

barge, made the watermen break down a little postern, which had been

walled up for a long time, and marched, with the acclamations of

multitudes of the people, directly to the Hotel de Ville, where the

magistrates were assembled to consider if they should admit the Keeper of

the Seals. By this means she turned the scale, and MM. de Beaufort and

de Nemours joined her.

The Prince de Conde arriving at Paris from Guienne on the 11th of April,

the magistrates had a meeting in the Hotel de Ville, in which they

resolved that the Governor should wait on his Royal Highness, and tell

him that the company thought it contrary to order to receive him into the

city before he had cleared himself from the King's declaration, which had

been verified in Parliament against him.

The Duc d'Orleans, who was overjoyed at this speech, said that the Prince

had only come to discourse with him about private affairs, and that he

would stay but twenty-four hours at Paris. M. de Chavigni informed the

Duke that the Prince was able to stand his ground as long as he pleased,

without being obliged to anybody; and he gathered together a mob of

scoundrels upon the Pont-Neuf, whose fingers itched to be plundering the

house of M. du Plessis Guenegaut, and by whom the Duke was frightened to

a great degree.

The reflections I had leisure to make upon my new dignity obliged me to

take great care of my hat, whose dazzling flame of colour turns the heads

of many that are honoured with it. The most palpable of those delusions

is the claiming precedence of Princes of the blood, who may become our

masters the next moment, and who at the same time are generally the

masters of all our kindred. I have a veneration for the cardinals of my

family, who made me suck in humility after their example with my mother's

milk, and I found a very happy opportunity to practise it on the very day

that I received the news of my promotion. Chateaubriant said to me,

before a vast number of people at my levee, "Now we will pay our respects

no more to the best of them," which he said because, though I was upon

ill terms with the Prince de Conde, and though I always went well

attended, I yet saluted him wherever I met him with all the respect due

to him on the score of so many titles. I said to him:

"Pray pardon me, monsieur; we shall pay our respects to the great men

with greater complaisance than ever. God forbid that the red hat should

turn my head to that degree as to make me dispute precedence with the

Princes of the blood. It is honour enough for a gentleman to walk side

by side with them." This expression, I verily believe, afterwards

secured the rank of precedence to the hat in the kingdom of France, by

the courtesy of the Prince de Conde, and his friendship for me.

Mademoiselle de Chevreuse, the most fantastical lady upon earth,

suspecting that I held a secret correspondence with the Queen, could not

forbear murmuring and threatening what she would do. She said I had

declared to her a thousand times that I could not imagine how it was

possible for anybody to be in love with that Swiss woman. In short, she

said this so often that the Queen had a notion from somebody or other

that I had called her by that name. She never forgave me for it, as you

will perceive in the sequel. You may easily conceive that this

circumstance, which gave me no encouragement to hope for a very gracious

reception at Court for the time to come, did not weaken those resolutions

which I had already taken to retire from public business. The place of

my retreat was agreeable enough: the shadow of the towers of Notre-Dame

was a refreshment to it; and, moreover, the Cardinal's hat sheltered it

from bad weather. I had fine ideas of the sweetness of such a

retirement, and I would gladly have laid hold of it, but my stars would

not have it so. I return to my narrative.

On the 12th of April the Duc d'Orleans took the Prince de Conde with him

to the Parliament, assuring them that he had not, nor ever would have,

any other intention than to serve his King and country; that he would

always follow the sentiments of the Parliament; and that he was willing

to lay down his arms as soon as the decrees against Cardinal Mazarin were

put into execution.

The President Bailleul said that the members always thought it an honour

to see the Prince de Conde in his place, but that they could not

dissemble their real concern to see his hands stained with the blood of

the King's soldiers who were killed at Bleneau. Upon this a storm arose

from the benches, which fell with such fury upon the poor President that

he had scarcely room to put in a word for himself, for fifty or sixty

voices disowned him at one volley.

On the 13th the Parliament agreed that the declaration made by the Duc

d'Orleans and the Prince should be carried to the King; that the

remonstrances they had sent to the King should likewise be sent to all

the sovereign companies of Paris, and to all the Parliaments of the

kingdom, to invite them also to send a deputation on their own behalf;

and that a general assembly should be immediately held at the Hotel de

Ville, to which the Duc d'Orleans and the Prince should be invited to

make the same declarations as they made to the Parliament; and that, in

the meantime, the King's declaration against Cardinal Mazarin, and all

the decrees passed against him, should be put into execution.

On the 13th of May a councillor of Parliament and captain of his ward,

having brought his company to the Palace to act as ordinary guard, was

abandoned by all the burghers that composed it, who said they were not

created to guard Mazarins.

The mob, who at the same time appeared ready enough to murder some of the

magistrates in the streets, had nothing in their mouths but the names and

services of the Princes, who next day disowned their humble servants in

the assemblies of the several courts. Though this conduct gave occasion

to severe decrees, which the Parliament issued at every turn against the

seditious, it did not hinder the same Parliament from believing that

those who disowned the sedition were the authors of it, and consequently

did not lessen the hatred which many private men conceived against them.

Such were the various and complicated views every one had concerning the

then position of affairs, that I wrapped myself up, as one may say, in my

great dignities, to which I abandoned the hopes of my fortune; and I

remember one day the President Bellievre telling me that I ought not to

be so indolent. I answered him: "We are in a great storm, where,

methinks, we all row against the wind. I have two good oars in my hand,

one of which is the Cardinal's dignity, and the other the Archiepiscopal.

I am not willing to break them; and all I have to do now is to support

myself."

At the same time I had other disquietings of a more private nature.

Mademoiselle de Chevreuse fell in love with my rival, the Abbe Fouquet.

Little De Roye, who was a very, pretty German lass at her house, informed

me of it, and made me amends for the infidelity of the mistress, whose

choice, to tell you the truth, did not mortify me much, because she had

nothing but beauty, which cloys when it comes alone. She cared for

nobody besides him she loved; but as she was never long in love, so

neither was it long that she was in good temper. She used her cast-off

lovers as she did her old clothes, which other women lay aside, but she

burnt, so that her daughters had much ado to save a petticoat,

head-dress, gloves, or Venice point. And I verily believe that if she

could have committed her lovers to the flames when she left them off, she

would have done it with all her heart. Madame her mother, who

endeavoured to set her at variance with me when she was resolved to unite

herself entirely with the Court, could not succeed, though she went so

far that Madame de Guemenee caused a letter to be read to her in my

handwriting, whereby I devoted myself body and soul to her, as witches

give themselves to the devil.

It was at that time that Madame de Chevreuse, seeing herself neglected at

Paris, resolved to retire to Dampierre, where, depending upon what had

been told her from Court, she hoped to be well received. I gave vent to

my passion, which, in truth, was not very great, to Mademoiselle de

Chevreuse, and I took care to have both the mother and daughter

accompanied out of Paris, quite to Dampierre, by all the nobility and

gentlemen I had with me.

I cannot finish this slight sketch of the condition I was in at Paris

without acknowledging the debt I owe to the generosity of the Prince de

Conde, who, finding that a person was come from the Prince de Conti, at

Bordeaux, with a design to attack me, told him that he would have him

hanged if he did not go back to his master in two hours' time.

Marigny told me, almost at the same time, that, observing the Prince de

Conde to be very intent upon reading a book, he took the liberty to tell

him that it must needs be a very choice one, because he took such delight

in it; and that the Prince answered him, "It is true I am very fond of

it, for it shows me my faults, which nobody has the courage to tell me."

This book was entitled "The Right and False Steps of the Prince de Conde

and of the Cardinal de Retz."

There were divers negotiations between the parties, during which Mazarin

gave himself the pleasure of letting the public see MM. de Rohan, de

Chavigni, and de Goulas conferring with him, before the King as well as

in private, at that very instant when the Duc d'Orleans and the Prince de

Conde said publicly, in the assembly of the Chambers, that it ought to be

the preliminary of all treaties to have nothing to do with Mazarin. He

acted a perfect comedy in their presence, pretending to be forcibly

detained by the King, whom he begged with folded hands to let him return

to Italy.

On the 30th of April there was so great a murmuring in Parliament that

the Duc d'Orleans said they should never see him there again until the

Cardinal was gone.

On the 6th of May the remonstrances of the Parliament and the Chamber of

Accounts were carried to the King by a large deputation, as were, on the

7th, those of the Court of Aids and the city. The King's answer to both

was that he would cause his troops to retire when those of the Princes

were gone.

On the 10th it was resolved that the King's Council should be sent to

Saint Germain for a further answer touching the removal of Cardinal

Mazarin from the Court and kingdom, and the armies from the neighbourhood

of Paris.

On the 14th there was a great uproar again in the Parliament, where there

was a confused clamour for taking into consideration the best means for

hindering the riots and disorders daily committed in the city and in the

hall of the Palace; upon which the Duc d'Orleans, who was afraid that

under this pretence the Mazarinists should make the House take some steps

contrary to their interests, came to the Palace on a sudden, and proposed

that they should grant him full power.

The 29th being the day that the deputies of the Court of Inquiry desired

the Parliament to consider the ways and means for raising the 150,000

livres promised to him who should bring Cardinal Mazarin to justice, and

the Archbishop's Grand Vicar coming up at that moment to the bar of the

King's Council to confer about the descent of the shrine of Sainte

Genevieve, a member said, very pleasantly, "We are this day engaged in

devotion for a double festival: we are appointing processions, and

contriving how to murder a Cardinal."

On the 20th of June the King's answer to the Parliament's remonstrances

was reported in substance as follows: That though his Majesty was

sensible that the demand for the removal of Cardinal Mazarin was but a

pretence, yet, he was willing to grant it after justice was done to the

Cardinal's honour by such reparations as were due to his innocence,

provided the Princes would give him good security for the performance of

their proposals upon the removal of the said Cardinal. That therefore

his Majesty, desired to know: 1. Whether, in this case, they will

renounce all leagues and associations with foreign princes? 2. Whether

they will not form new pretensions? 3. Whether they will come to Court?

4. Whether they will dismiss all the foreigners that are in the kingdom?

5. Whether they will disband their forces? 6. Whether Bordeaux will

return to its duty, as well as the Prince de Conti and Madame de

Longueville? 7. Whether the places which the Prince de Conde has

fortified shall be put into the condition they were in before the breach?

The Duc d'Orleans, provoked at these propositions, said that a Son of

France and a Prince of the blood were never known to have been treated

like common criminals, and that the declaration which both had made was

more than sufficient to satisfy the Court.

On the 21st it was moved in Parliament that an inventory should be taken

of what remained of Mazarin's furniture. There having been in the

morning a great commotion at the Palace, when the President and some

others had run a risk of being killed by the mob, M. de Beaufort invited

his friends to meet him in the afternoon in the Palais Royal, and having

got together four or five thousand beggars, he harangued them as to the

obedience which they owed to the Parliament. But two or three days after

this fine sermon of his, the sedition was more violent than ever.

On the 25th the Princes declared in Parliament that, as soon as the

Cardinal had departed the kingdom, they would faithfully execute all the

articles contained in the King's answer, and immediately send deputies to

complete the rest.

On the 4th of July a mob assembled, who forced all that went by to put a

handful of straw in their hats, upon which the Duc d'Orleans and the

Prince de Conde went to the Hotel de Ville and convinced the assembly of

the necessity they were under of defending themselves against Mazarin.

Upon a trumpeter arriving from his Majesty with orders to adjourn the

assembly for a week, the people were much incensed, and called out to the

citizens to unite strictly with the Princes. They fell upon the first

thing they met in their way, threw stones into the windows of the Hotel

de Ville, set fire to its gates, and, entering with drawn swords,

murdered M. Le Gras, the Master of Requests, and the Master of Accounts,

and twenty or thirty citizens perished in the tumult. There was a

general consternation all over the city; all the shops were shut in an

instant, and in some parts they set up barricades to stop the rioters,

who had almost overrun the whole town. It was observed that the

appearance of the Duchesse de Beaufort prevailed more with the mob in

causing them to disperse than the exposing of the Host by the cure of St.

John's.

The late riot had such an effect on the Parliament that the President

Mortier and many of the councillors kept away from the public assemblies

for fear, notwithstanding they were enjoined, by a special decree, to

come and take their places. The magistrates, for the same reason, did

not go to the Hotel de Ville.

On the 18th the deputies of Parliament being ordered to follow the King

to Pontoise, the House passed a decree for their immediate return to

Parliament, and the Prince de Conde and the Duke de Beaufort brought them

into town with twelve hundred horse.

The Court in the meantime passed decrees of Council, annulling those of

the Parliament and the transactions of the assembly at the Hotel de

Ville.

On the 20th the Parliament declared by a decree that, the King being

prisoner to Cardinal Mazarin, the Duc d'Orleans should be desired to take

upon him the office of Lieutenant-General of his Majesty, and the Prince

to take upon him the command of the army as long as Mazarin should

continue in the kingdom, and that a copy of the said decree should be

sent to all the Parliaments of the kingdom, who should be desired to

publish the like; but not one complied, except that of Bordeaux. Nor was

the Duke better obeyed by the several governors of the provinces, for but

one vouchsafed him an answer when he acquainted them with his new

dignity, the Court having put them in mind of their duty by an order of

Council, published to annul that of the Parliament for establishing the

said lieutenancy; and in Paris itself the Duke's authority was despised,

for two wretches having been condemned for setting fire to the Hotel de

Ville, the citizens who were ordered to take charge of the execution

refused to obey.

On the 24th it was ordered that a general assembly should be held at the

Hotel de Ville, to consider the ways and means to raise money for

supporting the troops, and that the statues at Mazarin's palace should be

sold to make up the sum set upon the Cardinal's head.

On the 29th it was resolved in the Hotel de Ville to raise 800,000 livres

for augmenting his Royal Highness's troops, and to exhort all the great

towns of the kingdom to unite with the metropolis.

On the 6th of August the King sent a declaration signifying the removal

of the Parliament to Pontoise. There was a great commotion in the House,

who agreed not to register it till the Cardinal had left the kingdom. As

for the Parliament of Pontoise, which consisted of but fourteen officers,

with three Presidents at their head, who had a little before retired in

disguise from Paris, they made remonstrances likewise to the King for

removing Cardinal Mazarin. The King granted what was desired of him, and

that upon the solicitations of that honest, disinterested minister, who

withdrew from Court to Bouillon. This comedy, so unworthy the dignity of

a king, was accompanied with circumstances that rendered it still more

ridiculous:--The two Parliaments fulminated severe decrees against one

another, and that of Paris made an order that whosoever sat in the

assembly at Pontoise should be struck off the register.

At the same time that of Pontoise registered the King's declaration,

which contained an injunction to the Parliament of Paris, the Chamber of

Accounts, and the Court of Aids, that, since Cardinal Mazarin was

removed, they should now lay down their arms on condition that his

Majesty would grant an amnesty, remove his troops from about Paris,

withdraw those that were in Guienne, allow a free and safe passage to the

Spanish troops, and give the Princes permission to send to his Majesty

persons to confer with his ministers concerning what remained to be

adjusted. This same Parliament resolved to return their thanks to his

Majesty for removing Cardinal Mazarin, and most humbly to entreat the

King to return to his good city of Paris.

On the 26th they also registered the King's amnesty, or royal pardon,

granted to all that had taken up arms against him, but with such

restrictions that very few could think themselves safe by it.

The King acquainted the Duc d'Orleans that he wondered that, since

Mazarin was removed, he should delay, according to his own declaration

and promise, to lay down his arms, to renounce all associations and

treaties, and to cause the foreign troops to withdraw; and that when this

was done, those deputies that should come to his Majesty from him should

be very welcome.

On the 3d of September the Parliament resolved that their deputies should

wait upon the King with their thanks for removing Cardinal Mazarin, and

to beseech his Majesty to return to Paris; that the Duc d'Orleans and the

Prince de Conde should be desired to write to the King and assure him

they would lay down their arms as soon as his Majesty would be pleased to

send the passports for the safe retreat of the foreigners, together with

an amnesty in due form, registered in all the Parliaments of the kingdom;

and that his Majesty should be petitioned to receive the deputies of the

Princes.

Pray indulge me with a short pause here to consider the scandalous arts

which ministers palliate with the name and sacred word of a great King,

and with which the most august Parliament of the kingdom--the Court of

Peers--expose themselves to ridicule by such manifest inconsistencies as

are more becoming the levity of a college than the majesty of a senate.

In short, persons are not sensible of what they do in these State

paroxysms, which savour somewhat of frenzy. I knew in those days some

very honest men, who were so fully satisfied of the justice of the cause

of the Princes that, upon occasion, they would have laid down their lives

for it; and I also knew some eminently virtuous and disinterested men who

would as gladly have been martyrs for the Court. The ambition of great

men manages such dispositions just as it suits their own interests; they

help to blind the rest of mankind, and they even become blinder

themselves than other people.

Honest M. de Fontenay, who had been twice ambassador at Rome, a man of

great experience and good sense and a hearty well-wisher to his country,

daily condoled with me on the lethargy into which the intestine divisions

had lulled the best citizens and patriots. We saw the Spanish colours

and standards displayed upon the Pont-Neuf; the yellow sashes of Lorraine

appeared at Paris with the same liberty as the Isabelles and blue ones.

People were so accustomed to these spectacles and to the news of

provinces, towns, and battles lost, that they were become insolent and

stupid. Several of my friends blamed my inactivity, and desired me to

bestir myself. They bid me save the kingdom, save the city, or else I

should fall from the greatest love to the greatest hatred of the people.

The Frondeurs suspected me of favouring Mazarin's party, and the Mazarins

thought I was too partial to the Frondeurs.

I was touched to the quick with a pathetic speech made to me by M. de

Fontenay. "You see," said he, "that Mazarin, like a Jack-in-the-bog,

plays at Bo-peep; but you see that, whether he appears or disappears, the

wire by which the puppet is drawn on or off the stage is the royal

authority, which is not likely to be broken by the measures now on foot.

Abundance of those that appear to be his greatest opponents would be very

sorry to see him crushed; many others would be very glad to see him get

off; not one endeavours to ruin him entirely. You may get clear of the

difficulty that embarrasses you by a door which opens into a field of

honour and liberty. Paris, whose archbishop you are, groans under a

heavy load. The Parliament there is but a mere phantom, and the Hotel de

Ville a desert. The Duc d'Orleans and the Prince have no more authority

than what the rascally mob is pleased to allow them. The Spaniards,

Germans, and Lorrainers are in the suburbs laying waste the very gardens.

You that have rescued them more than once, and are their pastor, have

been forced to keep guards in your own house for three weeks. And you

know that at this day your friends are under great apprehension if they

see you in the streets without arms. Do you count it a slight thing to

put an end to all these miseries? And will you neglect the only

opportunity Providence puts a into your hands to obtain the honour of it?

Take your clergy with you to Compiegne, thank the King for removing

Mazarin, and beg his Majesty to return to Paris. Keep up a good

correspondence with those bodies who have no other design but the common

good, who are already almost all your particular friends, and who look

upon you as their head by reason of your dignity. And if the King

actually returns to the city, the people of Paris will be obliged to you

for it; if you meet with a refusal, you will have still their

acknowledgments for your good intention. If you can get the Duc

d'Orleans to join with you, you will save the realm; for I am persuaded

that if he knew how to act his part in this juncture it would be in his

power to bring the King back to Paris and to prevent Mazarin ever

returning again. You are a cardinal; you are Archbishop of Paris; you

have the good-will of the public, and are but thirty-seven years old:

Save the city, save the kingdom."

In short, the Duc d'Orleans approved of my scheme, and ordered me to

convene a general assembly of the ecclesiastical communities, and to get

deputies chosen out of them all, and go with them to Court, there to

present the deputation, which should request the King to give peace to

his people and return to his good city of Paris. I was also to endeavour

by the aid of my friends to induce the other corporate bodies of the city

to do likewise. I was to tell the Queen that she could not but be

sensible that the Duke was in good earnest for peace, which the public

engagements he was under to oppose Mazarin had not suffered him to

conclude, or even to propose, while the Cardinal continued at Court; that

he renounced all private views and interests with relation to himself or

friends; that he desired nothing but the security of the public; and that

after he had the satisfaction of seeing the King at the Louvre he would

then with joy retire to Blois, fully resolved to live in peace and

prepare for eternity.

I set out immediately with the deputies of all the ecclesiastical bodies

of Paris, nearly two hundred gentlemen, accompanied by fifty men of the

Duke's Guards. The number of my attendants gave such umbrage at Court,

where it was ridiculously exaggerated, that the Queen sent me word I

should only have accommodation for eighty horses, whereas I had no less

than one hundred and twelve for the coaches alone. If I had known as

much when I went as I heard after I returned, I should have hesitated

about going, for I was told that some moved for arresting me, and others

for killing me. However, the Queen received me very well; the King gave

me the cardinal's hat and a public audience.

I told the Queen, in a private audience, that I was not come only as a

deputy from the Church of Paris, but that I had another commission which

I valued much more, because I took it to be more for her service than the

other,--that of an envoy from the Duc d'Orleans, who had charged me to

assure her Majesty that he was resolved to serve her effectually and

without delay, as he had promised by a note under his own hand, which I

then pulled out of my pocket. The Queen expressed a great deal of joy,

and said, "I knew very well, M. le Cardinal, that you would at last give

some particular marks of your affection for me."

The Queen told me that she thanked the Duke, and was very much obliged to

him; that she hoped and desired he would contribute towards making the

necessary dispositions for the King's return to Paris, and that she would

not take one step but in concert with him. At the same time I heard that

the Queen spoke disdainfully of me, whom she dreaded, to my enemies at

Court; pretended that I had owned Mazarin was an honest man, and

ridiculed me for the expense I had put myself to on the journey, which,

indeed, was immense for so short a time, because I kept seven open

tables, and spent 800 crowns a day.

When I returned to Paris I was received with incredible applause. The

King also came thither on the 21st of October, and was welcomed by the

acclamations of the people. The Queen received me with wonderful

respect, and bade the King embrace me, as one to whom he chiefly owed his

return to Paris; but orders were sent to the Duc d'Orleans to retire next

morning to Limours.

When I went to see him, he was panic-struck, and imagined it was only a

feint to try his temper. He was in an inconceivable agony, and fancied

that every musket which was let off by way of rejoicing for his Majesty's

return was fired by the soldiers coming to invest his palace. Every

messenger that he sent out brought him word that all was quiet, but he

would believe nobody, and looked continually out of the window to hear if

the drums were beating the march. At last he took courage to ask me if I

was firm to him, and after I had assured him of my fidelity he desired

that, as a proof of my attachment and affection for him, I would be

reconciled to M. de Beaufort. "With all my heart," said I. Whereupon he

embraced me, then opened the gallery door by his bedchamber, and out came

M. de Beaufort, who threw himself about my neck, and said, "Pray ask his

Royal Highness what I have been saying to him concerning you. I know who

are honest men. Come on, monsieur, let us drive all the Mazarins away

for good and all." He endeavoured to show both the necessity and the

possibility of it, and advised the raising of barricades next morning, by

break of day, in the market-places.

The Duc d'Orleans turned to me and said, as they do in Parliament, "Your

opinion, M. Dean." I replied: "If I must give it as Dean, there never

was more occasion for the forty hours' prayers than now. I myself stand

in need of them more than anybody, because I can give no advice but what

must appear very cruel and be attended with horrid inconveniences. If I

should advise you to put up with the injurious treatment you undergo,

will not the public, who always make the worst of everything, have a

handle to say I betray your interest, and that my advice was but a

necessary consequence of all those obstacles I threw in the Princes' way?

And if I give it as my opinion that your Royal Highness should follow the

measures which M. de Beaufort proposes, shall I not be accounted one who

blows hot and cold in a breath?--who is for peace when he thinks to gain

his advantages by the treaty, but for war when he is not permitted to

negotiate?--one who is for destroying Paris with fire and sword, and for

carrying the flames to the gates of the Louvre by attacking the very

person of the King? If you obey, you will be responsible to the public

for all it may suffer afterwards. I am no competent judge of what it may

suffer in particular; for who can foresee events depending on the

caprices of a cardinal, on the stormings of Ondedei, the impertinence of

the Abbe Fouquet, and the violence of Servien? But you will have to

answer for all, because the public will be persuaded that you might have

prevented it. If you do not obey, you may go near to overturn the

realm."

Here the Duke interrupted me eagerly, and said, "This is not to the

purpose; the question is whether I am in a condition, that is, if it is

in my power, to disobey."

"I believe so," I said; "for I do not see how the Court can oblige you to

obey, unless the King himself should march to Luxembourg, which would be

a matter of great importance."

"Nay," said M. de Beaufort, "it would be impossible."

I then perceived that the Duke began to think so too, for it fitted his

humour, as he could not endure taking any pains, and, upon this

supposition, resolved to stay at home with his arms folded. I said:

"You are able to do anything to-night and tomorrow morning, but I cannot

answer how it may be in the evening."

M. de Beaufort, who thought that I was going to argue for the offensive,

fell in roundly with me to second me; but I stopped him short by telling

him he mistook my meaning.

"I shall never presume," said I, "to give advice in the condition things

are now in. The Duke himself must decide, and even propose, too, and it

is our business to perform his commands."

Then he said, "If I should resolve to brave it out, will you declare for

me?"

"Yes," I said, "it is what I ought in duty to do. I am attached to your

service, in which I shall certainly not be wanting, and you need only to

command me. But I am very much grieved that, considering the present

state of affairs, an honest man cannot act the honest part, do what he

may."

The Duke, who was by nature good, but not very tender, could not help

being moved at what I said; the tears came into his eyes, he embraced me,

and asked me if I thought he could secure the King's person. I told him

that nothing was more impossible. I found at length that he was inclined

to obey, but he bade us keep our friends together in readiness, and to be

with him at break of day. However, he set out for Limours an hour sooner

than he had told us, and left word that he had his reasons for so doing,

which we should know another day, advising us, if possible, to make our

peace with the Court.

On the 22d the King held his Bed of Justice, at the Louvre, where he

published the amnesty, as also an order for reestablishing the Parliament

at Paris, in which there was a clause forbidding them to meddle with

State affairs. At the same time he caused a declaration to be published

ordering MM. de Beaufort, Rohan, Viole, de Thou, Broussel, Portail,

Bitaud, Croissi, Machaut, Fleury, Martineau, and Perraut to depart the

city.

The Court now began to offer me terms of reconciliation. I was desirous

that as many of my friends as possible should be included; but Caumartin,

who was in the secret of affairs, told me there were no hopes of

procuring any advantages for particular persons; that all that could be

done was to save the ship for another voyage, and that this ship, which

was myself, could be saved in no other way, in the condition into which

our affairs were fallen by the Duc d'Orleans's want of resolution, but by

launching out into the main, and steering towards Rome. "You stand,"

said he, "as it were, on the point of a needle, and if the Court knew

their strength they would rout you as they do the rest; your courage

gives you an air that both deceives and disquiets them. Make use of the

present opportunity for obtaining what may be serviceable to you in your

employ at Rome, for the Court will deny you nothing."

Montresor, hearing of it, said to me afterwards, with an oath, "He is a

villain who says your Eminence can make your peace honourably without

making terms for your friends; he who affirms the contrary does it for

his own private ends." Therefore I refused the offers made me by

Servien, which were that the King would resign his affairs in Italy to my

care, and allow me a pension of 50,000 crowns; that I should have 100,000

crowns towards paying off my debts, and 50,000 in hand towards furniture;

that I should continue three years at Rome, and then return to resume my

functions at Paris.

The Princess Palatine told me I ought either to accept or else treat with

the Cardinal, since all the subalterns were against me. Madame de

Lesdiguieres advised me to preserve my equanimity and keep within doors,

adding that the Cardinal, who was impatient to return to Paris, but durst

not as long as I stayed, would make me a bridge of gold to go out and

agree to whatever I demanded. Accordingly, I sent my proposals to the

Cardinal, who was then lurking in Turenne's army upon the frontiers, and

desired such and such posts for my friends. Meantime Servien and the

Abbe Fouquet endeavoured to exasperate the Queen by telling her that I

was continually caballing with the annuitants and officers of the

militia; and because I refused to go to Parliament, in obedience to the

King's orders, when he held his Court of Justice there to register the

declaration of high treason against the Prince de Conde, the Queen was

made to believe that I was intriguing for the Prince, and therefore

resolved to ruin me, cost what it would. One officer posted men in a

house near Madame de Pommereux's, to attack me; another was employed to

get intelligence at what time of night I was in the habit of visiting

her; a third had an order, signed by the King, to attack me in the street

and bring me off dead or alive. An unknown person advised me not to go

that day to Rambouillet; but I went with two hundred gentlemen, and found

a great many officers of the Guards, who, whatever were their orders,

were in no condition to attack me, and received me with reverence; but I

blamed myself for it afterwards, because it only tended to incense the

Court the more against me.

Upon All Saints' Day I preached at Saint Germain, which is the King's

parish, where their Majesties did me the honour to be present, for which

I went next day to return them thanks; but finding that the cautions sent

me from all quarters multiplied very fast, I did not go to the Louvre

till the 19th of December, when I was arrested in the Queen's antechamber

by the captain of the Guards then in waiting, who carried me into an

apartment where the officers of the kitchen brought me dinner, of which I

ate heartily, to the mortification of the base courtiers, though I did

not take it kindly to see my pockets turned inside out as if I had been a

cutpurse. This ceremony, which is not common, was performed by the

captain; but he found nothing except a letter from the King of England,

desiring me to try if the Court of Rome would assist him with money. When

this letter came to be talked of, it was maliciously reported that it

came from the Protector. I was carried in one of the King's coaches,

under guard, to Vincennes. As we passed we found at several of the gates

a battalion of Swiss with their pikes presented towards the city, where

everybody was quiet, though their sorrow and consternation were visible

enough. I was afterwards informed, however, that all the butchers in the

veal market were going to take up arms, and that they might have made

barricades there with all the ease in the world, only they were

restrained for fear that I should have paid for their tumult with the

loss of my life; so that the women remained in tears, and the men stood

stock-still in a fright. I was confined at Vincennes for a fortnight

together, in a room as big as a church, without any firing. My guards

pilfered my, linen, apparel, shoes, etc., so that sometimes I was forced

to lie in bed for a week or ten days together for want of clothes to

dress myself. I could not but think that such treatment had been ordered

by the higher powers on purpose to break my heart; but I resolved not to

die that way, and though my guard said all he could to vex me, I affected

to take no notice.

The influence of the clergy of Paris obliged the Court to explain itself

concerning the causes of my imprisonment, by the mouth of the Chancellor,

who, in the presence of the King and Queen, acquainted them that his

Majesty had caused me to be arrested for my own good, and to prevent me

from putting something that I designed into execution. The chapter of

Notre-Dame had an anthem sung every day for my deliverance. The Sorbonne

and many of the a religious orders distinguished themselves by declaring

for me. This general stir obliged the Court to treat me somewhat better

than at first. They let me have a limited number of books, but no ink

and paper, and they allowed me a 'valet de chambre' and a physician.

During my confinement at Vincennes, which lasted fifteen months, I

studied both day and night, especially the Latin tongue, on which I

perceive one cannot bestow too much pains, since it takes in all other

studies. I dived into the Greek also, and read again the ninth decade of

Livy, which I had formerly delighted in, and found as pleasant as ever. I

composed, in imitation of Boetius, a treatise, which I entitled

"Consolation de la Theologie," in which I proved that every prisoner

ought to endeavour to be 'vinctus in Christo' (in the bonds of Christ),

mentioned by Saint Paul. I also compiled "Partus Vincennarum," which was

a collection of the Acts of the Church of Milan for the use of the Church

of Paris.

My guard omitted nothing he could invent to make my life uneasy and

disturb my studies. One day he came and told me that he had received

orders from the King to give me an airing on the top of the donjon; and

when he perceived that I took a pleasure in walking there, he informed

me, with joy in his looks, that he had orders to the contrary. I told

him that they were come in good time, for the air, which was too sharp

there, had made my head ache. Afterwards he offered to take me down into

the tennis-court to see my guards at play. I desired him to excuse me,

because I thought the air would be too piercing for me; but he made me

go, telling me that the King, who took more care of my health than I

fancied, had ordered that he should give me some exercise. Soon after he

desired me to excuse him for not bringing me down again, "for reasons,"

said he, "which I must not tell." The truth was, I was so much above

these chicaneries that I despised them; but I must own that I used to

think within myself that, in the main, to be a prisoner of State was of

all others the most afflicting. All the relaxation I had from my studies

was to divert myself with some rabbits on the top of the donjon, and some

pigeons in the turrets, for which I was indebted to the continual

solicitations of the Church of Paris. I had not been a prisoner above

nine days when one of my guards, while his comrade who watched me was

asleep, came and slipped a note into my hand from Madame de Pommereux, in

which were only these words: "Let me have your answer; you may safely

trust the bearer." The bearer gave me a pencil and a piece of paper, on

which I wrote that I had received her letter.

Notwithstanding that three sergeants and twenty-four Life-guards relieved

one another every day, our correspondence was not interrupted. Madame de

Pommereux, M. de Caumartin, and M. de Raqueville wrote me letters twice a

week constantly about the means to effect my escape, which I attempted

twice, but in vain.

The Abbe Charier, who set out for Rome the day after I was arrested,

found Pope Innocent incensed to the highest degree, and ready to throw

his thunder upon the heads of the authors of it. He spoke of it to the

French Ambassador with great resentment, and sent the Archbishop of

Avignon, with the title of Nuncio Extraordinary, on purpose to solicit my

release. The King was in a fury, and forebade the Nuncio to pass Lyons.

The Pope told the Abbe Charier that he was afraid to expose his and the

Church's authority to the fury of a madman, and said, "Give me but an

army, and I will furnish you with a legate." It was a difficult matter

indeed to get him that army, but not impossible, if those that should

have stood my friends had not left me in the lurch.

In the meantime Noirmoutier and Bussi Lamet wrote a letter to Mazarin,

declaring they could not help proceeding to extremities if I were

detained any longer in prison. The Prince de Conde declared he would do

anything, without exception, which my friends desired, for my liberty,

and offered to march all the Spanish forces to their assistance; but the

misfortune was that there was nobody to form the proper schemes; and

Noirmoutier, who was the most enterprising man of them all, was hindered

from action by Madame de Chevreuse and De Laigues, who, the Cardinal

said, would be accountable for the actions of their friends, and that if

they fired one pistol-shot they must expect what would follow. Therefore

Noirmoutier was glad to elude all the propositions of the Prince de

Conde, and to be content with only writing and speaking in my favour, and

firing the cannon at the drinking of my health.

M. de Pradello, who commanded the French and Swiss Guards in the castle,

came one day to tell me of the happy return of Cardinal Mazarin to Paris,

and of his magnificent reception at the Hotel de Ville; and he informed

me that the Cardinal had sent him to assure me of his most humble

services, and to beg of me to be persuaded that he would forget nothing

that might be for my service. I made as if I did not heed the

compliment, and was for talking of something else; but as he pressed me

for a direct answer, I told him that I should have been ready at the

first word to show him my acknowledgments were I not persuaded that the

duty of a prisoner to the King did not permit him to explain himself in

anything relating to his release, till his Majesty had been graciously

pleased to grant it him. He understood my meaning, and endeavoured to

persuade me to return a more civil answer to the Cardinal, which I

declined to do.

The Cardinal was so pestered with complaints from Rome, and so disturbed

with the discontent which prevailed in Poitou and Paris, on account of my

imprisonment, that he sent me an offer of my liberty and great

advantages, on condition that I would resign the coadjutorship of Paris.

The solicitations of the chapter of Notre-Dame prevailed on the Court to

consent that one of their body might be always with me, who, though he

came gladly for my sake, fell into a deep melancholy. He could not,

however, be prevailed upon to go out; and being soon after seized with a

fever, he cut his own throat. My uncle dying soon after, possession was

taken of the archbishopric in my name by my proxy, and Tellier, who was

sent to Notre-Dame Church to oppose it on the part of the King, was

mortified with the thunder of my bulls from Rome. The people were

surprised to see all the formalities observed to a nicety, at a juncture

when they thought there was no possibility of observing one. The cures

waxed warmer than ever, and my friends fanned the flame. The Nuncio,

thinking himself slighted by the Court, spoke in dignified terms, and

threatened his censures. A little book was published, showing the

necessity of shutting up the churches, which aroused the Cardinal's

apprehensions, and his apprehensions naturally led him into negotiation.

He amused me with hundreds of fine prospects of church livings,

governments, etc., and of being restored to the good graces of the King

and to the strictest friendship with his Prime Minister.

I had more liberty than before. They always carried me up to the top of

the donjon whenever it was fair overhead; but my friends, who did not

doubt that all the Court wanted was to get some expression from me of my

inclination to resign, in order to discredit me with the public, charged

me to guard warily my words, which advice I followed; so that when a

captain of the Guards came from the King to discourse with me upon this

head, who, by Mazarin's direction, talked to me more like a captain of

the Janissaries than like an officer of the most Christian King, I

desired leave to give him my answer in writing, expressing my contempt

for all threats and promises, and an inviolable resolution not to give up

the archbishopric of Paris.

Next day President Bellievre came to me on the part of the King, with an

offer of seven abbeys, provided I would quit my archbishopric; but he

opened his mind to me with entire freedom, and said he could not but

think what a fool the Sicilian was to send him on such an errand. "Most

of your friends," said Bellievre, "think that you need only to stand out

resolutely, and that the Court will be glad to set you at liberty and

send you to Rome; but it is a horrid mistake, for the Court will be

satisfied with nothing but your resignation. When I say the Court, I

mean Mazarin; for the Queen will not bear the thought of giving you your

liberty. The chief thing that determines Mazarin to think of your

liberty is his fear of the Nuncio, the chapter, the cures, and the

people. But I dare affirm that the Nuncio will threaten mightily, but do

nothing; the chapter may perhaps make remonstrances, but to no purpose;

the cures will preach, and that is all; the people will clamour, but take

up no arms. The consequence will be your removal to Brest or

Havre-de-Grace, and leaving you in the hands of your enemies, who will

use you as they please. I know that Mazarin is not bloodthirsty, but I

tremble to think of what Noailles has told you, that they are resolved to

make haste and take such methods as other States have furnished examples

of. You may, perhaps, infer from my remarks that I would have you

resign. By no means. I have come to tell you that if you resign you

will do a dishonourable thing, and that it behooves you on this occasion

to answer the great expectation the world is now in on your account, even

to the hazarding of your life, and of your liberty, which I am persuaded

you value more than life itself. Now is the time for you to put forward

more than ever those maxims for which we have so much combated you: 'I

dread no poison nor sword! Nothing can hurt me but what is within me!

It matters not where one dies!' Thus you ought to answer those who speak

to you about your resignation."

I was carried from Vincennes, under guard, to Nantes, where I had

numerous visits and diversions, and was entertained with a comedy almost

every night, and the company of the ladies, particularly the charming

Mademoiselle de La Vergne, who in good truth did not approve of me,

either because she had no inclination for me, or else because her friends

had set her against me by telling her of my inconstancy and different

amours. I endured her cruelty with my natural indifference, and the full

liberty Marechal de La Meilleraye allowed me with the city ladies gave me

abundance of comfort; nevertheless I was kept under a very strict guard.

As I had stipulated with Mazarin that I should have my liberty on

condition that I would resign my archbishopric at Vincennes, which I knew

would not be valid, I was surprised to hear that the Pope refused to

ratify it; because, though it would not have made my resignation a jot

more binding, yet it would have procured my liberty. I proposed

expedients to the Holy See by which the Court might do it with honour,

but the Pope was inflexible. He thought it would damage his reputation

to consent to a violence so injurious to the whole Church, and said to my

friends, who begged his consent with tears in their eyes, that he could

never consent to a resignation extorted from a prisoner by force.

After several consultations with my friends how to make my escape, I

effected it on August the 8th, at five o'clock in the evening. I let

myself down to the bottom of the bastion, which was forty feet high, with

a rope, while my valet de chambre treated the guards with as much liquor

as they could drink. Their attention, was, moreover, taken up with

looking at a Jacobin friar who happened to be drowned as he was bathing.

A sentinel, seeing me, was taking up his musket to fire, but dropped it

upon my threatening to have him hanged; and he said, upon examination,

that he believed Marechal de La Meilleraye was in concert with me. Two

pages who were washing themselves, saw me also, and called out, but were

not heard. My four gentlemen waited for me at the bottom of the ravelin,

on pretence of watering their horses, so that I was on horseback before

the least notice was taken; and, having forty fresh horses planted on the

road, I might have reached Paris very soon if my horse had not fallen and

caused me to break my shoulder bone, the pain of which was so extreme

that I nearly fainted several times. Not being able to continue my

journey, I was lodged, with only one of my gentlemen, in a great

haystack, while MM. de Brissac and Joly went straight to Beaupreau, to

assemble the nobility, there, in order to rescue me. I lay hid there for

over seven hours in inexpressible misery, for the pain from my injury

threw me into a fever, during which my thirst was much augmented by the

smell of the new hay; but, though we were by a riverside, we durst not

venture out for water, because there was nobody to put the stack in order

again, which would very probably have occasioned suspicion and a search

in consequence. We heard nothing but horsemen riding by, who, we were

afterwards informed, were Marechal de La Meilleraye's scouts. About two

o'clock in the morning I was fetched out of the stack by a Parisian of

quality sent by my friend De Brissac, and carried on a hand-barrow to a

barn, where I was again buried alive, as it were, in hay for seven or

eight hours, when M. de Brisac and his lady came, with fifteen or twenty

horse, and carried me to Beaupreau. From thence we proceeded, almost in

eight of Nantes, to Machecoul, in the country of Retz, after having had

an encounter with some of Marechal de La Meilleraye's guards, when we

repulsed them to the very barrier.

Marechal de La Meilleraye was so amazed at my escape that he threatened

to destroy the whole country with fire and sword, for which reason I was

an unwelcome guest to Madame de Retz and her father, who rallied me very

uncharitably on my disobedience to the King. We therefore thought fit to

leave the country, and went aboard a ship for Belle Isle, whence, after a

very short stay there, we escaped to San Sebastian.

Upon my arrival there I sent a letter to the King of Spain requesting

leave to pass through his dominions to Rome. The messenger was received

at Court with civilities beyond expression, and sent back next day with

the present of a gold chain worth 800 crowns. I had also one of the

King's litters sent me, and an invitation to go to Madrid, but I desired

to be excused; and though I also refused immense offers if I would but go

to Flanders and treat with the Prince de Conde, etc., for the service of

Spain, yet I had a velvet coffer sent me with 40,000 crowns in it, which

I likewise thought fit to refuse. As I had neither linen nor apparel,

either for myself or servants, and as the 400 crowns which we got by the

sale of pilchards on board the barque in which we came from Belle Isle

were almost all spent, I borrowed 400 crowns of the Baron de Vateville,

who commanded for the King of Spain in Guipuzcoa, and faithfully repaid

him.

From San Sebastian I travelled incognito to Tudela, where I was met by

the King's mule drivers and waited on by the alcade, who left his wand at

my chamber door and at his, entrance knelt and kissed the hem of my

garment. From thence I was conducted to Comes by fifty musketeers riding

upon asses, who were sent me by the Governor of Navarre. At Saragossa I

was taken for the King of England, and a large number of ladies, in over

two hundred carriages, came to pay me their respects. Thence I proceeded

to Vivaros, where I had rich presents from the Governor of Valencia. And

thence I sailed to Majorca, whose Governor met me with above one hundred

coaches of the Spanish nobility, and carried me to mass at the Cathedral,

where I saw thirty or forty ladies of quality of more than common charms;

and, to speak the truth, the women there in general are of rare beauty,

having a graceful tincture both of the lily and the rose, and wear a

head-dress which is exceedingly pretty. The Governor, after having

treated me with a magnificent dinner under a tent of gold brocade near

the seaside, carried me to a concert of music in a convent, where I found

the nuns not inferior in beauty to the ladies of the town. The Governor

carried me to see his lady, who was as ugly as a witch, and was seated

under a great canopy sparkling with precious stones, which gave a

wonderful lustre to about sixty ladies with her, who were the handsomest

in the whole town. I was reconducted on board my galley with music and a

discharge of the artillery, and sailed to Port Mahon, and thence through

the Gulf of Lyons to the canal between Corsica and Sardinia, where our

ship was very nearly cast away upon a sandbank; but with great difficulty

we got her off and reached Porto Longone. There we quitted the galley,

and went by land to Piombino.

BOOK V.

I travelled from Piombino to Florence, where I had great honours and vast

offers from the Grand Duke, though Mazarin had threatened him, in the

King's name, with a rupture if he granted me passage through his

dominions; but the Grand Duke sent to desire the Cardinal to let him know

whether there was any possibility of refusing it without disobliging the

Pope and the Sacred College. As I was travelling through the Duke's

country, my mules, being frightened by a clap of thunder, ran with my

litter into a brook, where I narrowly escaped being drowned.

As soon as I arrived at Rome the Pope sent me 4,000 crowns in gold. I

was immediately informed that a strong faction was formed there against

me by the Court of France; that the Cardinal d'Est, representative of

that nation, had terrible orders from the King; and that they were

resolved to send me packing from Rome, cost what it would. I had my old

scruples upon me, and said I would die a thousand deaths rather than make

resistance; but I thought it would be too disrespectful in a cardinal to

come so near the Pope and to go away without kissing his feet, and I

resolved to leave the rest to the providence of God.

The Pope having ordered his guards to be ready, in case the French

faction should offer to rise, the Cardinal d'Est was so good as to let me

alone. His Holiness gave me an audience of four hours, condescended to

beg my forgiveness for not having acted with more vigour for my liberty;

and said, with tears in his eyes: "God forgive those who delayed to give

me timely notice of your imprisonment, and who made us believe that you

had been guilty, of an attempt upon the King's person. The Sacred

College took fire at the news; but the French Ambassador being at

liberty, to give out what he chose, because nobody, appeared here on your

part to contradict him, Mazarin extinguished it, and half the Sacred

College thought you were abandoned by the whole kingdom." In short, the

Pope was so well disposed to me that he thought of adopting me as his

nephew, but he sickened soon after and died.

The conclave chose Cardinal Chigi (who was called Alexander VIII.) for

his successor, in whose election I had such a share that when it came to

my turn, at the adoration of the cardinals, to kiss his feet, he embraced

me, saying, "Signor Cardinal de Retz, 'ecce opus manuum tuarum'" ("Behold

the work of your own hands"). I went home accompanied with one hundred

and twenty coaches of gentlemen, who did not doubt that I should govern

the Pontificate.

My friends in France, who commonly judge of other nations by their own,

imagined that a persecuted cardinal might, nay, ought to live like a

private man even at Rome, and advised me not to spend much money, because

my revenues in France were all seized, and said that such exemplary

modesty would have an admirable effect upon the clergy of Paris. But

Cardinal Chigi talked after another manner: "When you are reestablished

in your see you may live as you please, because you will be in a country

where everybody will know what you are or are not able to do. You are

now at Rome, where your enemies say every day that you have lost your

credit in France, and you are under a necessity to make it appear that

what they say is false. You are not a hermit, but a cardinal, and a

cardinal, too, of the better rank. At Rome there are many people who

love to tread upon men when they are down. Dear sir, take care you do

not fall, and do but consider what a figure you will make in the streets

with six vergers attending you; otherwise every pitiful citizen of Paris

that meets you will be apt to jostle you, in order to make his court to

the Cardinal d'Est. You ought not to have come to Rome if you had not

had resolution and the means to support your dignity. I presume you do

not make it a point of Christian humility to debase yourself. And let me

tell you that I, the poor Cardinal Chigi, who have but 5,000 crowns

revenue, and am one of the poorest in the College, and though I am sure

to meet nobody in the streets who will be wanting in the respect due to

the purple, yet I cannot go to my functions without four coaches in

livery to attend me."

Therefore I hired a palace, kept a great table, and entertained fourscore

persons in liveries. The Cardinal d'Est, the very day after the creation

of the new Pope, forbade all Frenchmen to give me the way in the streets,

and charged the superiors of the French churches not to admit me. M. de

Lionne, who resided here as a sort of private secretary to Mazarin, was

so nettled because the new Pope had granted me the pallium for my

archbishopric that he told him the King would never own me, insinuated

that there would be a schism among the clergy of France, and that the

Pope must expect to be excluded from the congress for a general peace.

This so frightened his Holiness that he made a million of mean excuses,

and said, with tears in his eyes, that I had imposed upon him, and that

he would take the first opportunity to do the King justice. Upon this M.

de Lionne sent word to the Cardinal that he hoped very shortly to

acquaint him of my being prisoner in the Castle of Saint Angelo, and that

the Cardinal would be no better off for his Majesty's amnesty, because

the Pope said none but he could absolve or condemn cardinals. Meantime

all my domestics who were subjects of the King of France were ordered to

quit my service, on pain of being treated as rebels and traitors. I

could have little hope of protection from the Pope, for he was become

quite another man, never spoke one word of truth, and continually amused

himself with mere trifles, insomuch that one day he proposed a reward for

whoever found out a Latin word for "calash," and spent seven or eight

days in examining whether "mosco" came from "muses," or "musts" from

"mosco." All his piety consisted in assuming a serious air at church, in

which, nevertheless, there was a great mixture of pride, for he was vain

to the last degree, and envious of everybody. The work entitled

"Sindicato di Alexandro VII." gives an account of his luxury and of

several pasquinades against the said Pope, particularly that one day

Marforio asking Pasquin what he had said to the cardinals upon his

death-bed, Pasquin answered, "Maxima de aeipso, plurima de parentibus,

parva de principibus, turpia de cardinalibus, pauca de Ecclesia, de Deo

nihil." ("He said fine things of himself, a great many things of his

kindred, some things of princes, nothing good of the cardinals, but

little of the Church, and nothing at all of God"). His Holiness, in a

consistory, laid claim to the merit of the conversion of Christina, Queen

of Sweden, though everybody knew to the contrary, and that she had

abjured heresy a year and a half before she came to Rome.

Having heard that Bussiere, who is Chamberlain to the Ambassadors at

Rome, had declared I should not have a place in Saint Louis's church on

the festival of that saint, I was not discouraged from going thither. At

my entrance he snatched the holy water stick from the cure just as he was

going to sprinkle me; nevertheless, I took my place, and was resolved to

keep up the status and dignity of a French cardinal. This was my

condition at Rome, where it was my fate to be a refugee, persecuted by my

King and abused by the Pope. All my revenues were seized, and the French

bankers forbidden to serve me; nay, those who had an inclination to

assist me were forced to promise they would not. Two of the Abbe

Fouquet's bastards were publicly maintained out of my revenues, and no

means were left untried to hinder the farmers from relieving me, or my

creditors from harassing me with vexatious and expensive lawsuits.

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Always judged of actions by men, and never men by their actions

Always to sacrifice the little affairs to the greater

Arms which are not tempered by laws quickly become anarchy

Associating patience with activity

Assurrance often supplies the room of good sense

Blindness that make authority to consist only in force

Bounty, which, though very often secret, had the louder echo

Buckingham had been in love with three Queens

By the means of a hundred pistoles down, and vast promises

Civil war as not powerful enough to conclude a peace

Civil war is one of those complicated diseases

Clergy always great examples of slavish servitude

Confounded the most weighty with the most trifling

Contempt--the most dangerous disease of any State

Dangerous to refuse presents from one's superiors

Distinguished between bad and worse, good and better

Fading flowers, which are fragrant to-day and offensive tomorrow

False glory and false modesty

Fool in adversity and a knave in prosperity

Fools yield only when they cannot help it

Good news should be employed in providing against bad

He weighed everything, but fixed on nothing

He knew how to put a good gloss upon his failings

He had not a long view of what was beyond his reach

Help to blind the rest of mankind, and they even become blinder

His ideas were infinitely above his capacity

His wit was far inferior to his courage

Impossible for her to live without being in love with somebody

Inconvenience of popularity

Insinuation is of more service than that of persuasion

Is there a greater in the world than heading a party?

Kinds of fear only to be removed by higher degrees of terror

Laws without the protection of arms sink into contempt

Man that supposed everybody had a back door

Maxims showed not great regard for virtue

Mazarin: embezzling some nine millions of the public money

Men of irresolution are apt to catch at all overtures

More ambitious than was consistent with morality

My utmost to save other souls, though I took no care of my own

Need of caution in what we say to our friends

Neither capable of governing nor being governed

Never had woman more contempt for scruples and ceremonies

Nothing is so subject to delusion as piety

Oftener deceived by distrusting than by being overcredulous

One piece of bad news seldom comes singly

Only way to acquire them is to show that we do not value them

Passed for the author of events of which I was only the prophet

Poverty so well became him

Power commonly keeps above ridicule

Pretended to a great deal more wit than came to his share

Queen was adored much more for her troubles than for her merit

She had nothing but beauty, which cloys when it comes alone

So indiscreet as to boast of his successful amours

Strongest may safely promise to the weaker what he thinks fit

The subdivision of parties is generally the ruin of all

The wisest fool he ever saw in his life

Those who carry more sail than ballast

Thought he always stood in need of apologies

Transitory honour is mere smoke

Treated him as she did her petticoat

Useful man in a faction because of his wonderful complacency

Vanity to love to be esteemed the first author of things

Verily believed he was really the man which he affected to be

Virtue for a man to confess a fault than not to commit one

We are far more moved at the hearing of old stories

Weakening and changing the laws of the land

Who imagine the head of a party to be their master

Whose vivacity supplied the want of judgment

Wisdom in affairs of moment is nothing without courage

With a design to do good, he did evil

Yet he gave more than he promised

You must know that, with us Princes, words go for nothing

MEMOIRS OF MADAME LA MARQUISE DE MONTESPAN

Written by Herself

Being the Historic Memoirs of the Court of Louis XIV.

LIST OF ILLUSTRATIONS

Madame de Montespan----Etching by Mercier

Hortense Mancini----Drawing in the Louvre

Madame de la Valliere----Painting by Francois

Moliere----Original Etching by Lalauze

Boileau----Etching by Lalauze

A French Courtier----Photogravure from a Painting

Madame de Maintenon----Etching by Mercier from Painting by Hule

Charles II.----Original Etching by Ben Damman

Bosseut----Etching by Lalauze

Louis XIV. Knighting a Subject----Photogravure from a Rare Print

A French Actress----Painting by Leon Comerre

Racine----Etching by Lalauze

BOOK 1.

TRANSLATOR'S PREFACE.

Historians have, on the whole, dealt somewhat harshly with the

fascinating Madame de Montespan, perhaps taking their impressions from

the judgments, often narrow and malicious, of her contemporaries. To help

us to get a fairer estimate, her own "Memoirs," written by herself, and

now first given to readers in an English dress, should surely serve.

Avowedly compiled in a vague, desultory way, with no particular regard to

chronological sequence, these random recollections should interest us, in

the first place, as a piece of unconscious self-portraiture. The cynical

Court lady, whose beauty bewitched a great King, and whose ruthless

sarcasm made Duchesses quail, is here drawn for us in vivid fashion by

her own hand, and while concerned with depicting other figures she really

portrays her own. Certainly, in these Memoirs she is generally content

to keep herself in the background, while giving us a faithful picture of

the brilliant Court at which she was for long the most lustrous ornament.

It is only by stray touches, a casual remark, a chance phrase, that we,

as it were, gauge her temperament in all its wiliness, its egoism, its

love of supremacy, and its shallow worldly wisdom. Yet it could have

been no ordinary woman that held the handsome Louis so long her captive.

The fair Marquise was more than a mere leader of wit and fashion. If she

set the mode in the shape of a petticoat, or devised the sumptuous

splendours of a garden fete, her talent was not merely devoted to things

frivolous and trivial. She had the proverbial 'esprit des Mortemart'.

Armed with beauty and sarcasm, she won a leading place for herself at

Court, and held it in the teeth of all detractors.

Her beauty was for the King, her sarcasm for his courtiers. Perhaps

little of this latter quality appears in the pages bequeathed to us,

written, as they are, in a somewhat cold, formal style, and we may assume

that her much-dreaded irony resided in her tongue rather than in her pen.

Yet we are glad to possess these pages, if only as a reliable record of

Court life during the brightest period of the reign of Louis Quatorze.

As we have hinted, they are more, indeed, than this. For if we look

closer we shall perceive, as in a glass, darkly, the contour of a subtle,

even a perplexing, personality.

P. E. P.

HISTORIC COURT MEMOIRS.

MADAME DE MONTESPAN.

CHAPTER I.

The Reason for Writing These Memoirs.--Gabrielle d'Estrees.

The reign of the King who now so happily and so gloriously rules over

France will one day exercise the talent of the most skilful historians.

But these men of genius, deprived of the advantage of seeing the great

monarch whose portrait they fain would draw, will search everywhere among

the souvenirs of contemporaries and base their judgments upon our

testimony. It is this great consideration which has made me determined

to devote some of my hours of leisure to narrating, in these accurate and

truthful Memoirs, the events of which I myself am witness.

Naturally enough, the position which I fill at the great theatre of the

Court has made me the object of much false admiration, and much real

satire. Many men who owed to me their elevation or their success have

defamed me; many women have belittled my position after vain efforts to

secure the King's regard. In what I now write, scant notice will be

taken of all such ingratitude. Before my establishment at Court I had

met with hypocrisy of this sort in the world; and a man must, indeed, be

reckless of expense who daily entertains at his board a score of insolent

detractors.

I have too much wit to be blind to the fact that I am not precisely in my

proper place. But, all things considered, I flatter myself that

posterity will let certain weighty circumstances tell in my favour. An

accomplished monarch, to greet whom the Queen of Sheba would have come

from the uttermost ends of the earth, has deemed me worthy of his

entertainment, and has found amusement in my society. He has told me of

the esteem which the French have for Gabrielle d'Estrees, and, like that

of Gabrielle, my heart has let itself be captured, not by a great king,

but by the most honest man of his realm.

To France, Gabrielle gave the Vendome, to-day our support. The princes,

my sons, give promise of virtues as excellent, and will be worthy to

aspire to destinies as noble. It is my desire and my duty to give no

thought to my private griefs begotten of an ill-assorted marriage. May

the King ever be adored by his people; may my children ever be beloved

and cherished by the King; I am happy, and I desire to be so.

CHAPTER II.

That Which Often It is Best to Ignore.--A Marriage Such as One Constantly

Sees.--It is Too Late.

My sisters thought it of extreme importance to possess positive knowledge

as to their future condition and the events which fate held in store for

them. They managed to be secretly taken to a woman famed for her talent

in casting the horoscope. But on seeing how overwhelmed by chagrin they

both were after consulting the oracle, I felt fearful as regarded myself,

and determined to let my star take its own course, heedless of its

existence, and allowing it complete liberty.

My mother occasionally took me out into society after the marriage of my

sister, De Thianges; and I was not slow to perceive that there was in my

person something slightly superior to the average intelligence,--certain

qualities of distinction which drew upon me the attention and the

sympathy of men of taste. Had any liberty been granted to it, my heart

would have made a choice worthy alike of my family and of myself. They

were eager to impose the Marquis de Montespan upon me as a husband; and

albeit he was far from possessing those mental perfections and that

cultured charm which alone make an indefinite period of companionship

endurable, I was not slow to reconcile myself to a temperament which,

fortunately, was very variable, and which thus served to console me on

the morrow for what had troubled me to-day.

Hardly had my marriage been arranged and celebrated than a score of the

most brilliant suitors expressed, in prose and in verse, their regret at

having lost beyond recall Mademoiselle de Tonnai-Charente. Such elegiac

effusions seemed to me unspeakably ridiculous; they should have explained

matters earlier, while the lists were still open. For persons of this

sort I conceived aversion, who were actually so clumsy as to dare to tell

me that they had forgotten to ask my hand in marriage!

CHAPTER III.

Madame de Montespan at the Palace.--M. de Montespan.--His Indiscreet

Language.--His Absence.--Specimen of His Way of Writing.--A Refractory

Cousin.--The King Interferes.--M. de Montespan a Widower.--Amusement of

the King.--Clemency of Madame de Montespan.

The Duc and Duchesse de Navailles had long been friends of my father's

and of my family. When the Queen-mother proceeded to form the new

household of her niece and daughter-in-law, the Infanta, the Duchesse de

Navailles, chief of the ladies-in-waiting, bethought herself of me, and

soon the Court and Paris learnt that I was one of the six ladies in

attendance on the young Queen.

This princess, who while yet at the Escurial had been made familiar with

the notable names of the French monarchy, honoured me during the journey

by alluding in terms of regard to the Mortemarts and

Rochechouarts,--kinsmen of mine. She was even careful to quote matters

of history concerning my ancestors. By such marks of good sense and good

will I perceived that she would not be out of place at a Court where

politeness of spirit and politeness of heart ever go side by side, or, to

put it better, where these qualities are fused and united.

M. le Marquis de Montespan, scion of the old house of Pardaillan de

Gondrin, had preferred what he styled "my grace and beauty" to the most

wealthy partis of France. He was himself possessed of wealth, and his

fortune gave him every facility for maintaining at Court a position of

advantage and distinction.

At first the honour which both Queens were graciously pleased to confer

upon me gave my husband intense satisfaction. He affectionately thanked

the Duc and Duchesse de Navailles, and expressed his most humble

gratitude to the two Queens and to the King. But it was not long before

I perceived that he had altered his opinion.

The love-affair between Mademoiselle de la Valliere and the King having

now become public, M. de Montespan condemned this attachment in terms of

such vehemence that I perforce felt afraid of the consequences of such

censure. He talked openly about the matter in society, airing his views

thereanent. Impetuously and with positive hardihood, he expressed his

disapproval in unstinted terms, criticising and condemning the prince's

conduct. Once, at the ballet, when within two feet of the Queen, it was

with the utmost difficulty that he could be prevented from discussing so

obviously unfitting a question, or from sententiously moralising upon the

subject.

All at once the news of an inheritance in the country served to occupy

his attention. He did all that he could to make me accompany him on this

journey. He pointed out to me that it behoved no young wife to be

anywhere without her husband. I, for my part, represented to him all

that in my official capacity I owed to the Queen. And as at that time I

still loved him heartily (M. de Montespan, I mean), and was sincerely

attached to him, I advised him to sell off the whole of the newly

inherited estate to some worthy member of his own family, so that he

might remain with us in the vast arena wherein I desired and hoped to

achieve his rapid advance.

Never was there man more obstinate or more selfwilled than the Marquis.

Despite all my friendly persuasion, he was determined to go. And when

once settled at the other end of France, he launched out into all sorts

of agricultural schemes and enterprises, without even knowing why he did

so. He constructed roads, built windmills, bridged over a large torrent,

completed the pavilions of his castle, replanted coppices and vineyards,

and, besides all this, hunted the chamois, bears, and boars of the

Nebouzan and the Pyrenees. Four or five months after his departure I

received a letter from him of so singular a kind that I kept it in spite

of myself, and in the Memoirs it will not prove out of place. Far better

than any words of mine, it will depict the sort of mind, the logic, and

the curious character of the man who was my husband.

MONTESPAN,--May 15, 1667.

I count more than ever, madame, upon your journey to the Pyrenees. If you

love me, as all your letters assure me, you should promptly take a good

coach and come. We are possessed of considerable property here, which of

late years my family have much neglected. These domains require my

presence, and my presence requires yours. Enough is yours of wit or of

good sense to understand that.

The Court is, no doubt, a fine country,--finer than ever under the

present reign. The more magnificent the Court is, the more uneasy do I

become. Wealth and opulence are needed there; and to your family I never

figured as a Croesus. By dint of order and thrift, we shall ere long

have satisfactorily settled our affairs; and I promise you that our stay

in the Provinces shall last no longer than is necessary to achieve that

desirable result. Three, four, five,--let us say, six years. Well, that

is not an eternity! By the time we come back we shall both of us still

be young. Come, then, my dearest Athenais, come, and make closer

acquaintance with these imposing Pyrenees, every ravine of which is a

landscape and every valley an Eden. To all these beauties, yours is

missing; you shall be here, like Dian, the goddess of these noble

forests. All our gentlefolk await you, admiring your picture on the

sweetmeat-box. They are minded to hold many pleasant festivals in your

honour; you may count upon having a veritable Court. Here it is that you

will meet the old Warnais nobility that followed Henri IV. and placed the

sceptre in his hand. Messieurs de Grammont and de Biron are our

neighbours; their grim castles dominate the whole district, so that they

seem like kings.

Our Chateau de Montespan will offer you something less severe; the

additions made for my mother twenty years ago are infinitely better than

anything that you will leave behind you in Paris. We have here the

finest fruits that ever grew in any earthly paradise. Our huge, luscious

peaches are composed of sugar, violets, carnations, amber, and jessamine;

strawberries and raspberries grow everywhere; and naught may vie with the

excellence of the water, the vegetables, and the milk.

You are fond of scenery and of sketching from nature; there are half a

dozen landscapes here for you that leave Claude Lorrain far behind. I

mean to take you to see a waterfall, twelve hundred and seventy feet in

height, neither more nor less. What are your fountains at Saint Germain

and Chambord compared with such marvellous things as these?

Now, madame, I am really tired of coaxing and flattering you, as I have

done in this letter and in preceding ones. Do you want me, or do you

not? Your position as Court lady, so you say, keeps you near the

monarch; ask, then, or let me ask, for leave of absence. After having

been for four consecutive years Lady of the Palace, consent to become

Lady of the Castle, since your duties towards your spouse require it.

The young King, favourite as he is with the ladies, will soon find ten

others to replace you. And I, dearest Athenais, find it hard even to

think of replacing you, in spite of your cruel absence, which at once

annoys and grieves me. I am--no, I shall be--always and ever yours, when

you are always and ever mine.

MONTESPAN.

I hastened to tell my husband in reply that his impatience and ill-humour

made me most unhappy; that as, through sickness or leave of absence, five

or six of the Court ladies were away, I could not possibly absent myself

just then; that I believed that I sufficiently merited his confidence to

let me count upon his attachment and esteem, whether far or near. And I

gave him my word of honour that I would join him after the Court moved to

Fontainebleau, that is to say, in the autumn.

My answer, far from soothing or calming him, produced quite a contrary

effect. I received the following letter, which greatly alarmed and

agitated me:

Your allegations are only vain pretexts, your pretexts mask your

falsehoods, your falsehoods confirm all my suspicions; you are deceiving

me, madame, and it is your intention to dishonour me. My cousin, who saw

through you better than I did before my wretched marriage,--my cousin,

whom you dislike and who is no whit afraid of you,--informs me that,

under the pretext of going to keep Madame de la Valliere company, you

never stir from her apartments during the time allotted to her by the

King, that is to say, three whole hours every evening. There you pose as

sovereign arbiter; as oracle, uttering a thousand divers decisions; as

supreme purveyor of news and gossip; the scourge of all who are absent;

the complacent promoter of scandal; the soul and the leader of sparkling

conversation.

One only of these ladies became ill, owing to an extremely favourable

confinement, from which she recovered a week ago. At the outset, the King

fought shy of your raillery, but in a thousand discreditable ways you set

your cap at him and forced him to pay you attention. If all the letters

written to me (all of them in the same strain) are not preconcerted, if

your misconduct is such as I am told it is, if you have dishonoured and

disgraced your husband, then, madame, expect all that your excessive

imprudence deserves. At this distance of two hundred and fifty leagues I

shall not trouble you with complaints and vain reproaches; I shall

collect all necessary information and documentary evidence at

headquarters; and, cost me what it may, I shall bring action against you,

before your parents, before a court of law, in the face of public

opinion, and before your protector, the King. I charge you instantly to

deliver up to me my child. My unfortunate son comes of a race which

never yet has had cause to blush for disgrace such as this. What would

he gain, except bad example, by staying with a mother who has no virtue

and no husband? Give him up to me, and at once let Dupre, my valet, have

charge of him until my return. This latter will occur sooner than you

think; and I shall shut you up in a convent, unless you shut me up in the

Bastille.

Your unfortunate husband, MONTESPAN.

The officious cousin to whom he alluded in this threatening letter had

been so bold as to sue for my hand, although possessed of no property.

Ever since that time he remained, as I knew, my enemy, though I did not

know, nor ever suspected, that such a man would find pleasure in spying

upon my actions and in effecting the irrevocable estrangement of a

husband and a wife, who until then had been mutually attached to each

other.

The King, whose glance, though very sweet, is very searching, said to me

that evening, "Something troubles you; what is it?" He felt my pulse,

and perceived my great agitation. I showed him the letter just

transcribed, and his Majesty changed colour.

"It is a matter requiring caution and tact," added the prince after brief

meditation. "At any rate we can prevent his showing you any disrespect.

Give up the Marquis d'Antin to him," continued the King, after another

pause. "He is useless, perhaps an inconvenience, to you; and if deprived

of his child he might be driven to commit some desperate act."

"I would rather die!" I exclaimed, bursting into tears.

The King affectionately took hold of both my hands, and gently said:

"Very well, then, keep him yourself, and don't give him up."

As God is my witness, M. de Montespan had already neglected me for some

time before he left for the Pyrenees; and to me this sudden access of

fervour seemed singularly strange. But I am not easily hoodwinked; I

understood him far better and far quicker than he expected. The Marquis

is one of those vulgar-minded men who do not look upon a woman as a

friend, a companion, a frank, free associate, but as a piece of property

or of furniture, useful to his house, and which he has procured for that

purpose only.

I am told that in England a man is the absolute proprietor of his wife,

and that if he took her to the public market with a cord round her neck

and exhibited her for sale, such sale is perfectly valid in the eyes of

the law. Laws such as these inspire horror. Yet they should hardly

surprise one among a semibarbarous nation, which does nothing like other

peoples, and which deems itself authorised to place the censer in the

hands of its monarch, and its monarch in the hands of the headsman.

M. de Montespan came to Paris and instituted proceedings against me

before the Chatelet authorities. To the King he sent a letter full of

provocations and insults. To the Pope he sent a formal complaint,

accompanied by a most carefully prepared list of opinions which no lawyer

was willing to sign. For three whole months he tormented the Pope, in

order to induce him to annul our marriage. Of a truth, our Sovereign

Pontiff could have done nothing better, but in Rome justice and religion

always rank second to politics. The cardinals feared to offend a great

prince, and so they suffered me to remain the wife of my husband. When

he saw that on every side his voice was lost in the desert, and that the

King, being calmer and more prudent than he, did not deign to pick up the

glove, his folly reached its utmost limit. He went into the deepest

mourning ever seen. He draped his horses and carriages with black. He

gave orders for a funeral service to be held in his parish, which the

whole town and its suburbs were invited to attend. He declared, verbally

and in writing, that he no longer possessed a wife; that Madame de

Montespan had died of an attack of coquetry and ambition; and he talked

of marrying again when the year of mourning and of widowhood should be

over.

His first outbursts of wrath were the source of much amusement to the

King, who naturally was on the side of decorum and averse to hostile

opinion. Pranks such as these seemed to him more a matter for mirth than

fear, and, on hearing the story of the catafalque, he laughingly said to

me, "Now that he has buried you, it is to be hoped that he will let you

repose in peace." But hearing each day of fresh absurdities, his Majesty

grew at last impatient. Luckily, M. de Montespan, perceiving that every

house had closed its doors to him, decided to close his own altogether

and travel abroad.

Not being of a vindictive disposition, I never would allow M. de Louvois

to shut him up in the Bastille. On the contrary I privately paid more

than fifty thousand crowns to defray his debts, being glad to render him

some good service in exchange for all the evil that he spoke of me.

I reflected that he had been my husband, my confidant, my friend; that

his only faults were bad temper, love of sport, and love of wine; that he

belonged to one of the very first families of France; and that, despite

all that was said, my son D'Antin certainly was nothing to the King, and

that the Marquis was his father.

CHAPTER IV.

Mademoiselle de la Valliere Jealous.--The King Wishes All to Enjoy

Themselves.--The Futility of Fighting against Fate.--What is Dead is

Dead.

MADEMOISELLE DE LA VALLIERE was tall, shapely, and extremely pretty, with

as sweet and even a temper as one could possibly imagine, which eminently

fitted her for dreamy, contemplative love-making, such as one reads of in

idyls and romances. She would willingly have spent her life in.

contemplating the King,--in loving and adoring him without ever opening

her mouth; and to her, the sweet silence of a tete-a-tete seemed

preferable to any conversation enlivened by wit.

The King's character was totally different. His imagination was vivid,

and mere love-making, however pleasant, bored him at last if the charm of

ready speech and ready wit were wanting.

I do not profess to be a prodigy, but those who know me do me the justice

to admit that where I am it is very difficult for boredom to find ever so

small a footing.

Mademoiselle de la Valliere, after having begged me, and begged me often,

to come and help her to entertain the King, grew suddenly suspicious and

uneasy. She is candour itself, and one day, bursting into tears, she

said to me, in that voice peculiar to her alone, "For Heaven's sake, my

good friend, do not steal away the King's heart from me!" When

mademoiselle said this to me, I vow and declare in all honesty that her

fears were unfounded, and that (for my part at least) I had only just a

natural desire to gain the good-will of a great prince. My friendship for

La Valliere was so sincere, so thorough, that I often used to superintend

little details of her toilet and give her various little hints as to

attentive conduct of the sort which cements and revives attachments. I

even furnished her with news and gossip, composing for her a little

repertoire, of which, when needful, she made use.

But her star had set, and she had to show the world the touching

spectacle of love as true, as tender, and as disinterested as any that

has ever been in this world, followed by a repentance and an expiation

far superior to the sin, if sin it was.

Moreover, Mademoiselle de la Valliere never broke with me. She shed

tears in abundance, and wounded my heart a thousand times by the sight of

her grief and her distress. For her sake I was often fain to bid

farewell to her fickle lover, proud monarch though he was. But by

breaking with him I should not have reestablished La Valliere. The

prince's violent passion had changed to mere friendship, blended with

esteem. To try and resuscitate attachments of this sort is as if one

should try to open the grave and give life to the dead. God alone can

work miracles such as these.

CHAPTER V.

The Marquis de Bragelonne, Officer of the Guards.--His Baleful Love.--His

Journey.--His Death.

The Marquis de Bragelonne was born for Mademoiselle de la Valliere. It

was this young officer, endowed with all perfections imaginable, whom

Heaven had designed for her, to complete her happiness. Despite his

sincere, incomparable attachment for her, she disdained him, preferring a

king, who soon afterwards wearied of her.

The Marquis de Bragelonne conceived a passion for the little La Valliere

as soon as he saw her at the Tuileries with Madame Henrietta of England,

whose maid of honour at first she was. Having made proof and declaration

of his tender love, Bragelonne was so bold as to ask her hand of the

princess. Madame caused her relatives to be apprised of this, and the

Marquise de Saint-Remy, her stepmother, after all necessary inquiries had

been made, replied that the fortune of this young man was as yet too

slender to permit him to think of having an establishment.

Grieved at this answer, but nothing daunted, Bragelonne conferred

privately with his lady-love, and told her of his hazardous project. This

project instantly to realise all property coming to him from his father,

and furnished with this capital, to go out, and seek his fortune in India

[West Indies. D.W.]

"You will wait for me, dearest one, will you not?" quoth he. "Heaven,

that is witness how ardently I long to make you happy, will protect me on

my journey and guard my ship. Promise me to keep off all suitors, the

number of whom will increase with your beauty. This promise, for which I

desire no other guarantee but your candour, shall sustain me in exile,

and make me count as nought my privations and my hardships."

Mademoiselle de la Beaume-le-Blanc allowed the Marquis to hope all that

he wished from her beautiful soul, and he departed, never imagining that

one could forget or set at nought so tender a love which had prompted so

hazardous an enterprise.

His journey proved thoroughly successful. He brought back with him

treasures from the New World; but of all his treasures the most precious

had disappeared. Restored once more to family and friends, he hastened

to the capital. Madame d'Orleans no longer resided at the Tuileries,

which was being enlarged by the King.

Bragelonne, in his impatience, asks everywhere for La Valliere. They

tell him that she has a charming house between Saint Germain, Lucienne,

and Versailles. He goes thither, laden with coral and pearls from the

Indies. He asks to have sight of his love. A tall Swiss repulses him,

saying that, in order to speak with Madame la Duchesse, it was absolutely

necessary to make an appointment.

At the same moment one of his friends rides past the gateway. They greet

each other, and in reply to his questioning, this friend informs him that

Mademoiselle de la Valliere is a duchess, that she is a mother, that she

is lapped in grandeur and luxury, and that she has as lover a king.

At this news, Bragelonne finds nothing further for him to do in this

world. He grasps his friend's hand, retires to a neighbouring wood, and

there, drawing his sword, plunges it into his heart,--a sad requital for

love so noble!

CHAPTER VI.

M. Fouquet.--His Mistake.--A Woman's Indiscretion May Cause the Loss of a

Great Minister.--The Castle of Vaux.--Fairy-land.--A Fearful

Awakening.--Clemency of the King.

On going out into society, I heard everybody talking everywhere about M.

Fouquet. They praised his good-nature, his affability, his talents, his

magnificence, his wit. His post as Surintendant-General, envied by a

thousand, provoked indeed a certain amount of spite; yet all such vain

efforts on the part of mediocrity to slander him troubled him but little.

My lord the Cardinal (Mazarin. D.W.) was his support, and so long as the

main column stood firm, M. Fouquet, lavish of gifts to his protector, had

really nothing to fear.

This minister also largely profited by the species of fame to be derived

from men of letters. He knew their venality and their needs. His

sumptuous, well-appointed table was placed in grandiose fashion at their

disposal. Moreover, he made sure of their attachment and esteem by fees

and enormous pensions. The worthy La Fontaine nibbled like others at the

bait, and at any rate paid his share of the reckoning by the most profuse

gratitude. M. Fouquet had one great defect: he took it into his head

that every woman is devoid of will-power and of resistance if only one

dazzle her eyes with gold. Another prejudice of his was to believe, as

an article of faith, that, if possessed of gold and jewels, the most

ordinary of men can inspire affection.

Making this twofold error his starting-point as a principle that was

incontestable, he was wont to look upon every beautiful woman who

happened to appear on the horizon as his property acquired in advance.

At Madame's, he saw Mademoiselle de la Valliere, and instantly sent her

his vows of homage and his proposals.

To his extreme astonishment, this young beauty declined to understand

such language. Couched in other terms, he renewed his suit, yet

apparently was no whit less obscure than on the first occasion. Such a

scandal as this well-nigh put him to the blush, and he was obliged to

admit that this modest maiden either affected to be, or really was,

utterly extraordinary.

Perhaps Mademoiselle de la Valliere ought to have had the generosity not

to divulge the proposals made to her; but she spoke about them, so

everybody said, and the King took a dislike to his minister.

Whatever the cause or the real motives for Fouquet's disgrace, it was

never considered unjust, and this leads me to tell the tale of his mad

folly at Vaux.

The two palaces built by Cardinal Mazarin and the castles built by

Cardinal Richelieu served as fine examples for M. Fouquet. He knew that

handsome edifices embellished the country, and that Maecenas has always

been held in high renown, because Maecenas built a good deal in his day.

He had just built, at great expense, in the neighbourhood of Melun, a

castle of such superb and elegant proportions that the fame of it had

even reached foreign parts. All that Fouquet lived for was show and

pomp. To have a fine edifice and not show it off was as if one only

possessed a kennel.

He spoke of the Castle of Vaux in the Queen's large drawing-room, and

begged their Majesties to honour by their presence a grand fete that he

was preparing for them.

To invite the royal family was but a trifling matter,--he required

spectators proportionate to the scale of decorations and on a par with

the whole spectacle; so he took upon himself to invite the entire Court

to Vaux.

On reaching Vaux-le-Vicomte, how great and general was our amazement! It

was not the well-appointed residence of a minister, it was not a human

habitation that presented itself to our view,--it was a veritable fairy

palace. All in this brilliant dwelling was stamped with the mark of

opulence and of exquisite taste in art. Marbles, balustrades, vast

staircases, columns, statues, groups, bas-reliefs, vases, and pictures

were scattered here and there in rich profusion, besides cascades and

fountains innumerable. The large salon, octagonal in shape, had a high,

vaulted ceiling, and its flooring of mosaic looked like a rich carpet

embellished with birds, butterflies, arabesques, fruits, and flowers.

On either side of the main edifice, and somewhat in the rear, the

architect had placed smaller buildings, yet all of them ornamented in the

same sumptuous fashion; and these served to throw the chateau itself into

relief. In these adjoining pavilions there were baths, a theatre, a

'paume' ground, swings, a chapel, billiard-rooms, and other salons.

One noticed magnificent gilt roulette tables and sedan-chairs of the very

best make. There were elegant stalls at which trinkets were distributed

to the guests,--note-books, pocket-mirrors, gloves, knives, scissors,

purses, fans, sweetmeats, scents, pastilles, and perfumes of all kinds.

It was as if some evil fairy had prompted the imprudent minister to act

in this way, who, eager and impatient for his own ruin, had summoned his

King to witness his appalling system of plunder in its entirety, and had

invited chastisement.

When the King went out on to the balcony of his apartment to make a

general survey of the gardens and the perspective, he found everything

well arranged and most alluring; but a certain vista seemed to him

spoiled by whitish-looking clearings that gave too barren an aspect to

the general coup d'oeil.

His host readily shared this opinion. He at once gave the requisite

instructions, which that very night were executed by torchlight with the

utmost secrecy by all the workmen of the locality whose services at such

an hour it was possible to secure.

When next day the monarch stepped out on to his balcony, he saw a

beautiful green wood in place of the clearings with which on the previous

evening he had found fault.

Service more prompt or tasteful than this it was surely impossible to

have; but kings only desire to be obeyed when they command.

Fouquet, with airy presumption, expected thanks and praise. This,

however, was what he had to hear: "I am shocked at such expense!"

Soon afterwards the Court moved to Nantes; the ministers followed; M.

Fouquet was arrested.

His trial at the Paris Arsenal lasted several months. Proofs of his

defalcations were numberless. His family and proteges made frantic yet

futile efforts to save so great a culprit. The Commission sentenced him

to death, and ordered the confiscation of all his property.

The King, content to have made this memorable and salutary example,

commuted the death penalty, and M. Fouquet learned with gratitude that he

would have to end his days in prison.

Nor did the King insist upon the confiscation of his property, which went

to the culprit's widow and children, all that was retained being the

enormous sums which he had embezzled.

CHAPTER VII.

Close of the Queen-mother's Illness.--The Archbishop of Auch.--The

Patient's Resignation.--The Sacrament.--Court Ceremony for its

Reception.--Sage Distinction of Mademoiselle de Montpensier.--Her

Prudence at the Funeral.

As the Queen-mother's malady grew worse, the Court left Saint Germain to

be nearer the experts and the Val-de-Grace, where the princess frequently

practised her devotions with members of the religious sisterhood that she

had founded.

Suddenly the cancer dried up, and the head physician declared that the

Queen was lost.

The Archbishop of Auch said to the King, "Sire, there is not an instant

to be lost; the Queen may die at any moment; she should be informed of

her condition, so that she may prepare herself to receive the Sacrament."

The King was troubled, for he dearly loved his mother. "Monsieur," he

replied, with emotion, "it is impossible for me to sanction your request.

My mother is resting calmly, and perhaps thinks that she is out of

danger. We might give her her death-blow."

The prelate, a man of firm, religious character, insisted, albeit

reverently, while the prince continued to object. Then the Archbishop

retorted, "It is not with nature or the world that we have here to deal.

We have to save a soul. I have done my duty, and filial tenderness will

at any rate bear the blame."

The King thereupon acceded to the churchman's wishes, who lost no time in

acquainting the patient with her doom.

Anne of Austria was grievously shocked at so terrible an announcement,

but she soon recovered her resignation and her courage; and M. d' Auch

made noble use of his eloquence when exhorting her to prepare for the

change that she dreaded.

A portable altar was put up in the room, and the Archbishop, assisted by

other clerics, went to fetch the Holy Sacrament from the church of Saint

Germain de l'Auxerrois in the Louvre parish.

The princes and princesses hereupon began to argue in the little closet

as to the proper ceremony to be observed on such occasions. Madame de

Motteville, lady-in-waiting to the Queen, being asked to give an opinion,

replied that, for the late King, the nobles had gone out to meet the Holy

Sacrament as far as the outer gate of the palace, and that it would be

wise to do this on the present occasion.

Mademoiselle de Montpensier interrupted the lady-in-waiting and those who

shared her opinion. "I cannot bring myself to establish such a

precedent," she said, in her usual haughty tone. "It is I who have to

walk first, and I shall only go half-way across the courtyard of the

Louvre. It's quite far enough for the Holy Wafer-box; what's the use of

walking any further for the Holy Sacrament?"

The princes and princesses were of her way of thinking, and the

procession advanced only to the limits aforesaid.

When the time came for taking the Sacred Heart to Val-de-Grace with the

funeral procession, Mademoiselle, in a long mourning cloak, said to the

Archbishop before everybody, "Pray, monsieur, put the Sacred Heart in the

best place, and sit you close beside it. I yield my rank up to you on

the present occasion." And, as the prelate protested, she added, "I

shall be very willing to ride in front on account of the malady from

which she died." And, without altering her resolution, she actually took

her seat in front.

CHAPTER VIII.

Cardinal Mazarin.--Regency of Anne of Austria.--Her Perseverance in

Retaining Her Minister.--Mazarin Gives His Nieces in Marriage.--M. de la

Meilleraye.--The Cardinal's Festivities.--Madame de Montespan's Luck at a

Lottery.

Before taking holy orders, Cardinal Mazarin had served as an officer in

the Spanish army, where he had even won distinction.

Coming to France in the train of a Roman cardinal, he took service with

Richelieu, who, remarking in him all the qualities of a supple,

insinuating, artificial nature,--that is to say, the nature of a good

politician,--appointed him his private secretary, and entrusted him with

all his secrets, as if he had singled him out as his successor.

Upon the death of Richelieu, Mazarin did not scruple to avow that the

great Armand's sceptre had been a tyrant's sceptre and of bronze. By

such an admission he crept into the good graces of Louis XIII., who,

himself almost moribund, had shown how pleased he was to see his chief

minister go before him to the grave.

Louis XIII. being dead, his widow, Anne of Austria, in open Parliament

cancelled the monarch's testamentary depositions and constituted herself

Regent with absolute authority. Mazarin was her Richelieu.

In France, where men affect to be so gallant and so courteous, how is it

that when women rule their reign is always stormy and troublous? Anne of

Austria--comely, amiable, and gracious as she was--met with the same

brutal discourtesy which her sister-in-law, Marie de Medici, had been

obliged to bear. But gifted with greater force of intellect than that

queen, she never yielded aught of her just rights; and it was her strong

will which more than once astounded her enemies and saved the crown for

the young King.

They lampooned her, hissed her, and burlesqued her publicly at the

theatres, cruelly defaming her intentions and her private life. Strong

in the knowledge of her own rectitude, she faced the tempest without

flinching; yet inwardly her soul was torn to pieces. The barricading of

Paris, the insolence of M. le Prince, the bravado and treachery of

Cardinal de Retz, burnt up the very blood in her veins, and brought on

her fatal malady, which took the form of a hideous cancer.

Our nobility (who are only too glad to go and reign in Naples, Portugal,

or Poland) openly declared that no foreigner ought to hold the post of

minister in Paris. Despite his Roman purple, Mazarin was condemned to be

hanged.

The motive for this was some trifling tax which he had ordered to be

collected before this had been ratified by the magistrates and registered

in the usual way.

But the Queen knew how to win over the nobles. Her cardinal was

recalled, and the apathy of the Parisians put an end to these

dissensions, from which, one must admit, the people and the bourgeoisie

got all the ills and the nobility all the profits.

As comptroller of the list of benefices, M. le Cardinal allotted the

wealthiest abbeys of the realm to himself.

Having made himself an absolute master of finance, like M. Fouquet, he

amassed great wealth. He built a magnificent palace in Rome, and an

equally brilliant one in Paris, conferring upon himself the wealthy

governorships of various towns or provinces. He had a guard of honour

attached to his person, and a captain of the guard in attendance, just as

Richelieu had.

He married one of his nieces to the Prince of Mantua, another to the

Prince de Conti, a third to the Comte de Soissons, a fourth to the

Constable Colonna (an Italian prince), a fifth to the Duc de Mercoeur (a

blood relation of Henri IV.), and a sixth to the Duc de Bouillon. As to

Hortense, the youngest, loveliest of them all,--Hortense, the

beauteous-eyed, his charming favourite,--he appointed her his sole

heiress, and having given her jewelry and innumerable other presents, he

married her to the agreeable Duc de la Meilleraye, son of the marshal of

that name.

Society was much astonished when it came out that M. le Cardinal had

disinherited his own nephew,

[De Mancini, Duc de Nevers, a relative of the last Duc de Nivernois. He

married, soon after, Madame de Montespan's niece.--Editor's Note]

a man of merit, handing over his name, his fortune, and his arms to a

stranger. This was an error; in taking the name and arms of Mazarin,

young De la Meilleraye was giving up those which he ought to have given

up, and assuming those which it behove him to assume.

Nor did he retain the great possessions of the La Meilleraye family.

Herein, certainly, he did not consult his devotion; since the secret and

fatherly avowal of M. le Cardinal he had no right whatever to the estates

of this family.

Beneath the waving folds of his large scarlet robe, the Cardinal showed

such ease and certainty of address, that he never put one in mind of a

cardinal and a bishop. To such manners, however, one was accustomed; in

a leading statesman they were not unpleasant.

He often gave magnificent balls, at which he displayed all the

accomplishments of his nieces and the sumptuous splendour of his

furniture. At such entertainments, always followed by a grand banquet,

he was wont to show a liberality worthy of crowned heads. One day, after

the feast, he announced that a lottery would be held in his palace.

Accordingly, all the guests repaired to his superb gallery, which had

just been brilliantly decorated with paintings by Romanelli, and here,

spread out upon countless tables, we saw pieces of rare porcelain,

scent-bottles of foreign make, watches of every size and shape, chains of

pearls or of coral, diamond buckles and rings, gold boxes adorned by

portraits set in pearls or in emeralds, fans of matchless elegance,--in a

word, all the rarest and most costly things that luxury and fashion could

invent.

The Queens distributed the tickets with every appearance of honesty and

good faith. But I had reason to remark, by what happened to myself, that

the tickets had been registered beforehand. The young Queen, who felt

her garter slipping off, came to me in order to tighten it. She handed

me her ticket to hold for a moment, and when she had fastened her garter,

I gave her back my ticket instead of her own. When the Cardinal from his

dais read out the numbers in succession, my number won a portrait of the

King set in brilliants, much to the surprise of the Queen-mother and his

Eminence; they could not get over it.

To me this lottery of the Rue Neuve-des-Petits-Changes

[The gallery to which the Marquise alludes is to-day called the

Manuscript Gallery. It belongs to the Royal Library in the Rue de

Richelieu. Mazarin's house is now the Treasury.]

I brought good luck, and we often talked about it afterwards with the

King, regarding it as a sort of prediction or horoscope.

CHAPTER IX.

Marriage of Monsieur, the King's Brother.--His Hope of Mounting a

Throne.--His High-heeled Shoes.--His Dead Child.--Saint Denis.

Monsieur would seem to have been created in order to set off his brother,

the King, and to give him the advantage of such relief. He is small in

stature and in character, being ceaselessly busied about trifles,

details, nothings. To his toilet and his mirror, he devotes far more

time than a pretty woman; he covers himself with scents, with laces, with

diamonds.

He is passionately fond of fetes, large assemblies, and spectacular

displays. It was in order to figure as the hero of some such

entertainment that he suddenly resolved to get married.

Mademoiselle--the Grande Mademoiselle--Mademoiselle d'Eu, Mademoiselle de

Dombes, Mademoiselle de Montpensier, Mademoiselle de Saint-Fargeau,

Mademoiselle de la Roche-sur-Yon, Mademoiselle d'Orleans--had come into

the world twelve or thirteen years before he had, and they could not

abide each other. Despite such trifling differences, however, he

proposed marriage to her. The princess, than whom no one more determined

exists, answered, "You ought to have some respect for me; I refused two

crowned husbands the very day you were born."

So the Prince begged the Queen of England to give him her charming

daughter Henrietta, who, having come to France during her unfortunate

father's captivity, had been educated in Paris.

The Princess possessed an admirable admixture of grace and beauty, wit

being allied to great affability and good-nature; to all these natural

gifts she added a capacity and intelligence such as one might desire

sovereigns to possess. Her coquetry was mere amiability; of that I am

convinced. Being naturally vain, the Prince, her husband, made great use

at first of his consort's royal coat-of-arms. It was displayed on his

equipages and stamped all over his furniture.

"Do you know, madame," quoth he gallantly, one day, "what made me

absolutely desire to marry you? It was because you are a daughter and a

sister of the Kings of England. In your country women succeed to the

throne, and if Charles the Second and my cousin York were to die without

children (which is very likely), you would be Queen and I should be

King."

"Oh, Sire, how wrong of you to imagine such a thing!" replied his wife;

"it brings tears to my eyes. I love my brothers more than I do myself. I

trust that they may have issue, as they desire, and that I may not have

to go back and live with those cruel English who slew my father-in-law."

The Prince sought to persuade her that a sceptre and a crown are always

nice things to have. "Yes," replied Henrietta slyly, "but one must know

how to wear them."

Soon after this, he again talked of his expectations, saying every

minute, "If ever I am King, I shall do so; if ever I am King, I shall

order this; if ever I am King," etc., etc.

"Let us hope, my good friend," replied the Princess, "that you won't be

King in England, where your gewgaws would make people call out after you;

nor yet in France, where they would think you too little, after the

King."

At this last snub, Monsieur was much mortified. The very next day he

summoned his old bootmaker, Lambertin, and ordered him to put extra heels

two inches high to his shoes. Madame having told this piece of childish

folly to the King, he was greatly amused, and with a view to perplex his

brother, he had his own shoe-heels heightened, so that, beside his

Majesty, Monsieur still looked quite a little man.

The Princess gave premature birth to a child that was scarcely

recognisable; it had been dead in its mother's womb for at least ten

days, so the doctors averred. Monsieur le Duc d'Orleans, however,

insisted upon having this species of monstrosity baptised.

My sister, De Thianges, who is raillery personified, seeing how

embarrassed was the cure of Saint Cloud by the Prince's repeated requests

for baptism, gravely said to the cleric in an irresistibly comic fashion,

"Do you know, sir, that your refusal is contrary to all good sense and

good breeding, and that to infants of such quality baptism is never

denied?"

When this species of miscarriage had to be buried, as there was urgent

need to get rid of it, Monsieur uttered loud cries, and said that he had

written to his brother so that there might be a grand funeral service at

Saint Denis.

Of so absurd a proposal as this no notice was taken, which served to

amaze Monsieur for one whole month.

CHAPTER X.

M. Colbert.--His Origin.--He Unveils and Displays Mazarin's Wealth.--The

Monarch's Liberality.--Resentment of the Cardinal's Heirs.

A few moments before he died, Cardinal Mazarin, through strategy, not

through repentance, besought the King to accept a deed of gift whereby he

was appointed his universal legatee. Touched by so noble a resolve, the

King gave back the deed to his Eminence, who shed tears of emotion.

"Sire, I owe all to you," said the dying man to the young prince, "but I

believe that I shall pay off my debt by giving Colbert, my secretary, to

your Majesty. Faithful as he has been to me, so will he be to you; and

while he keeps watch, you may sleep. He comes from the noble family of

Coodber, of Scottish origin, and his sentiments are worthy of his

ancestors."

A few moments later the death-agony began, and M. Colbert begged the King

to listen to him in an embrasure. There, taking a pencil, he made out a

list of all the millions which the Cardinal had hidden away in various

places. The monarch bewailed his minister, his tutor, his friend, but so

astounding a revelation dried his tears. He affectionately thanked M.

Colbert, and from that day forward gave him his entire consideration and

esteem.

M. Colbert was diligent enough to seize upon the millions hidden at

Vincennes, the millions secreted in the old Louvre, at Courbevoie and the

other country seats. But the millions in gold, hidden in the bastions of

La Fere, fell into the hands of heirs, who, a few moments after the

commencement of the Cardinal's death-agony, sent off a valet post-haste.

The Cardinal's family pretended to know nothing of this affair; but they

could never bear M. Colbert nor any of his kinsfolk. The King, being of

a generous nature, distributed all this wealth in the best and most

liberal manner possible. M. Colbert told him to what use Mazarin meant

to put all these riches; he hoped to have prevailed upon the Conclave to

elect him Pope, with the concurrence of Spain, France, and the Holy

Ghost.

CHAPTER XI.

The Young Queen.--Her Portrait.--Her Whims.--Her Love for the King.--Her

Chagrin.

MARIA THERESA, the King's new consort, was the daughter of the King of

Spain and Elizabeth of France, daughter of Henri IV. At the time of her

marriage she had lost her mother, and it was King Philip, Anne of

Austria's brother, who himself presented her to us at Saint Jean de Luz,

where he signed the peace-contract. The Spanish monarch admired his

nephew, the King, whose stalwart figure, comely face, and polished

manners, were, indeed, well calculated to excite surprise.

Anne of Austria had said to him, "My brother, my one fear during your

journey was lest your ailments and the hardships of travel should hinder

you from getting back here again."

"Was such your thought, sister?" replied the good man. "I would

willingly have come on foot, so as to behold with my own eyes the superb

cavalier that you and I are going to give to my daughter."

After the oath of peace had been sworn upon the Gospels, there was a

general presentation before the two Kings. Cantocarrero, the Castilian

secretary of state, presented the Spanish notabilities, while Cardinal

Mazarin, in his pontifical robes, presented the French. As he announced

M. de Turenne, the old King looked at him repeatedly. "There's one,"

quoth he, "who has given me many a sleepless night."

M. de Turenne bowed respectfully, and both courts could perceive in his

simple bearing his unaffected modesty.

On leaving Spain and the King, young princess was moved to tears. Next

day she thought nothing of it at all. She was wholly engrossed by the

possession of such a King, nor was she at any pains to hide her glee from

us.

Of all her Court ladies I was the most youthful and, perhaps, the most

conspicuous. At the outset the Queen showed a wish to take me into her

confidence but it was the lady-in-waiting who would never consent to

this.

When, at that lottery of the Cardinal's, I won the King's portrait, the

Queen-mother called me into her closet and desired to know how such a

thing could possibly have happened. I replied that, during the

garter-incident, the two tickets had got mixed. "Ah, in that case," said

the princess, "the occurrence was quite a natural one. So keep this

portrait, since it has fallen into your hands; but, for God's sake, don't

try and make yourself pleasant to my son; for you're only too fascinating

as it is. Look at that little La Valliere, what a mess she has got into,

and what chagrin she has caused my poor Maria Theresa!"

I replied to her Majesty that I would rather let myself be buried alive

than ever imitate La Valliere, and I said so then because that was really

what I thought.

The Queen-mother softened, and gave me her hand to kiss, now addressing

me as "madame," and anon as "my daughter." A few days afterwards she

wished to walk in the gallery with me, and said to me, "If God suffers me

to live, I will make you lady-in-waiting; be sure of that."

Anne of Austria was a tall, fine, dark woman, with brown eyes, like those

of the King. The Infanta, her niece, is a very pretty blonde, blue-eyed,

but short in stature.

To her slightest words the Queen-mother gives sense and wit; her

daughter-in-law's speeches and actions are of the simplest, most

commonplace kind. Were it not for the King, she would pass her life in a

dressing-gown, night-cap, and slippers. At Court ceremonies and on

gala-days, she never appears to be in a good humour; everything seems to

weigh her down, notably her diamonds.

However, she has no remarkable defect, and one may say that she is devoid

of goodness, just as she is devoid of badness. When coming among us, she

contrived to bring with her Molina, the daughter of her nurse, a sort of

comedy confidante, who soon gave herself Court airs, and who managed to

form a regular little Court of her own. Without her sanction nothing can

be obtained of the Queen. My lady Molina is the great, the small, and

the unique counsellor of the princess, and the King, like the others,

remains submissive to her decisions and her inspection.

French cookery, by common consent, is held to be well-nigh perfect in its

excellence; yet the Infanta could never get used to our dishes. The

Senora Molina, well furnished with silver kitchen utensils, has a sort of

private kitchen or scullery reserved for her own use, and there it is

that the manufacture takes place of clove-scented chocolate, brown soups

and gravies, stews redolent with garlic, capsicums, and nutmeg, and all

that nauseous pastry in which the young Infanta revels.

Ever since La Valliere's lasting triumph, the Queen seems to have got it

into her head that she is despised; and at table I have often heard her

say, "They will help themselves to everything, and won't leave me

anything."

I am not unjust, and I admit that a husband's public attachments are not

exactly calculated to fill his legitimate consort with joy. But,

fortunately for the Infanta, the King abounds in rectitude and

good-nature. This very good-nature it is which prompts him to use all

the consideration of which a noble nature is capable, and the more his

amours give the Queen just cause for anxiety, the more does he redouble

his kindness and consideration towards her. Of this she is sensible.

Thus she acquiesces, and, as much through tenderness as social tact, she

never reproaches or upbraids him with anything. Nor does the King

scruple to admit that, to secure so good-natured a partner, it is well

worth the trouble of going to fetch her from the other end of the world.

CHAPTER XII.

Madame de la Valliere Becomes Duchess.--Her Family is Resigned.--Her

Children Recognised by the King.--Madame Colbert Their Governess.--The

King's Passion Grows More Serious.--Love and Friendship.

Out of affection and respect for the Queen-mother, the King had until

then sought to conceal the ardour of his attachment for Mademoiselle de

la Valliere. It was after the six months of mourning that he shook off

all restraint, showing that, like any private person, he felt himself

master of his actions and his inclinations.

He gave the Vaujours estate to his mistress, after formally constituting

it a duchy, and, owing to the two children of his duchy, Mademoiselle de

la Valliere assumed the title of Duchess. What a fuss she made at this

time! All that was styled disinterestedness, modesty. Not a bit of it.

It was pusillanimity and a sense of servile fear. La Valliere would have

liked to enjoy her handsome lover in the shade and security of mystery,

without exposing herself to the satire of courtiers and of the public,

and, above all, to the reproaches of her family and relatives, who nearly

all were very devout.

On this head, however, she soon saw that such fears were exaggerated. The

Marquise de Saint-Remy was but slightly scandalised at what was going on.

She and the Marquis de Saint-Remy, her second husband, strictly proper

though they were, came to greet their daughter when proclaimed duchess.

And when, a few days afterwards, the King declared the rank of the two

children to the whole of assembled Parliament, the two families of

Saint-Remy and La Valliere offered congratulations to the Duchess, and

received those of all Paris.

M. Colbert, who owed everything to the King, entrusted Madame Colbert

with the education of the new prince and princess; they were brought up

under the eyes of this statesman, who for everything found time and

obligingness. The girl, lovely as love itself, took the name of

Mademoiselle de Blois, while to her little brother was given the title of

Comte de Vermandois.

It was just about this time that I noticed the beginning of the monarch's

serious attachment for me. Till then it had been only playful badinage,

good-humoured teasing, a sort of society play, in which the King was

rehearsing his part as a lover. I was at length bound to admit that

chaff of this sort might end in something serious, and his Majesty begged

me to let him have La Valliere for some time longer.

I have already said that, while becoming her rival, I still remained her

friend. Of this she had countless proofs, and when, at long intervals, I

saw her again in her dismal retreat, her good-nature, unchanging as this

was, caused her to receive and welcome me as one welcomes those one

loves.

CHAPTER XIII.

First Vocation of Mademoiselle de la Valliere.--The King Surprises His

Mistress.--She is Forced to Retire to a Convent.--The King Hastens to

Take Her Back.--She Was Not Made for Court Life.--Her Farewell to the

King.--Sacrifice.--The Abbe de Bossuet.

What I am now about to relate, I have from her own lips, nor am I the

only one to whom she made such recitals and avowals.

Her father died when she was quite young, and, when dying, foresaw that

his widow, being without fortune or constancy, would ere long marry

again. To little Louise he was devotedly attached. Ardently embracing

her, he addressed her thus:

"In losing me, my poor little Louise, you lose all. What little there is

of my inheritance ought, undoubtedly, to belong to you; but I know your

mother; she will dispose of it. If my relatives do not show the interest

in you which your fatherless state should inspire, renounce this world

soon, where, separated from your father, there exists for you but danger

and misfortune. Two of my ancestors left their property to the nuns of

Saint Bernard at Gomer-Fontaines, as they are perfectly well aware. Go to

them in all confidence; they will receive you without a dowry even; it is

their duty to do so. If, disregarding my last counsel, you go astray in

the world, from the eternal abodes on high I will watch over you; I will

appear to you, if God empower me to do so; and, at any rate, from time to

time I will knock at the door of your heart to rouse you from your

baleful slumber and draw your attention to the sweet paths of light that

lead to God."

This speech of a dying father was graven upon the heart of a young girl

both timid and sensitive. She never forgot it; and it needed the fierce,

inexplicable passion which took possession of her soul to captivate her

and carry her away so far.

Before becoming attached to the King, she opened out her heart to me with

natural candour; and whenever in the country she observed the turrets or

the spire of a monastery, she sighed, and I saw her beautiful blue eyes

fill with tears.

She was maid of honour to the Princess Henrietta of England, and I filled

a like office. Our two companions, being the most quick-witted, durst

not talk about their love-affairs before Louise, so convinced were we of

her modesty, and almost of her piety.

In spite of that, as she was gentle, intelligent, and well-bred, the

Princess plainly preferred her to the other three. In temperament they

suited each other to perfection.

The King frequently came to the Palais Royal, where the bright, pleasant

conversation of his sister-in-law made amends for the inevitable boredom

which one suffered when with the Queen.

Being brought in such close contact with the King, who in private life is

irresistibly attractive, Mademoiselle de la Valliere conceived a violent

passion for him; yet, owing to modesty or natural timidity, it was plain

that she carefully sought to hide her secret. One fine night she and two

young persons of her own age were seated under a large oak-tree in the

grounds of Saint Germain. The Marquis de Wringhen, seeing them in the

moonlight, said to the King, who was walking with him, "Let us turn

aside, Sire, in this direction; yonder there are three solitary nymphs,

who seem waiting for fairies or lovers." Then they noiselessly

approached the tree that I have mentioned, and lost not a word of all the

talk in which the fair ladies were engaged.

They were discussing the last ball at the chateau. One extolled the

charms of the Marquis d'Alincour, son of Villeroi; the second mentioned

another young nobleman; while the third frankly expressed herself in

these terms:

"The Marquis d'Alincour and the Prince de Marcillac are most charming, no

doubt, but, in all conscience, who could be interested in their merits

when once the King appeared in their midst?

"Oh, oh!" cried the two others, laughing, "it's strange to hear you talk

like that; so, one has to be a king in order to merit your attention?"

"His rank as king," replied Mademoiselle de la Valliere, "is not the

astonishing part about him; I should have recognised it even in the

simple dress of a herdsman."

The three chatterers then rose and went back to the chateau. Next day,

the King, wholly occupied with what he had overheard on the previous

evening, sat musing on a sofa at his sister-in-law's, when all at once

the voice of Mademoiselle de la Beaume-le-Blanc smote his ear and brought

trouble to his heart. He saw her, noticed her melancholy look, thought

her lovelier than the loveliest, and at once fell passionately in love.

They soon got to understand one another, yet for a long while merely

communicated by means of notes at fetes, or during the performance of

allegorical ballets and operettas, the airs in which sufficiently

expressed the nature of such missives.

In order to put the Queen-mother off the scent and screen La Valliere,

the King pretended to be in love with Mademoiselle de la

Mothe-Houdancour, one of the Queen's maids of honour. He used to talk

across to her out of one of the top-story windows, and even wished her to

accept a present of diamonds. But Madame de Navailles, who took charge

of the maids of honour, had gratings put over the top-story windows, and

La Mothe-Houdancour was so chagrined by the Queen's icy manner towards

her that she withdrew to a convent. As to the Duchesse de Navailles and

her husband, they got rid of their charges and retired to their estates,

where great wealth and freedom were their recompense after such pompous

Court slavery.

The Queen-mother was still living; unlike her niece, she was not

blindfold. The adventure of Mademoiselle de la Mothe-Houdancour seemed

to her just what it actually was,--a subterfuge; as she surmised, it

could only be La Valliere. Having discovered the name of her confessor,

the Queen herself went in disguise to the Theatin Church, flung herself

into the confessional where this man officiated, and promised him the sum

of thirty thousand francs for their new church if he would help her to

save the King.

The Theatin promised to do what the Queen thus earnestly desired, and

when his fair penitent came to confess, he ordered her at once to break

off her connection with the Court as with the world, and to shut herself

up in a convent.

Mademoiselle de la Valliere shed tears, and sought to make certain

remarks, but the confessor, a man of inflexible character, threatened her

with eternal damnation, and he was obeyed.

Beside herself with grief, La Valliere left by another door, so as to

avoid her servants and her coach. She recollected seeing a little

convent of hospitalieres at Saint Cloud; she went thither on foot, and

was cordially welcomed by these dames.

Next day it was noised abroad in the chateau that she had been carried

off by order of the Queen-mother. During vespers the King seemed greatly

agitated, and no sooner had the preacher ascended the pulpit than he rose

and disappeared.

The confusion of the two Queens was manifest; no one paid any heed to the

preacher; he scarcely knew where he was.

Meanwhile the conquering King had started upon his quest. Followed by a

page and a carriage and pair, he first went to Chaillot, and then to

Saint Cloud, where he rang at the entrance of the modest abode which

harboured his friend. The nun at the turnstile answered him harshly, and

denied him an audience. It is true, he only told her he was a cousin or

a relative.

Seeing that this nun was devoid of sense and of humanity, he bethought

himself of endeavouring to persuade the gardener, who lived close to the

monastery. He slipped several gold pieces into his hand, and most

politely requested him to go and tell the Lady Superior that he had come

thither on behalf of the King.

The Lady Superior came down into the parlour, and recognising the King

from a superb miniature, besought him of his grandeur to interest himself

in this young lady of quality, devoid of means and fatherless, and

consented, moreover, to give her up to him, since as King he so

commanded.

Louise de la Beaume-le-Blanc obeyed the King, or in other words, the

dictates of her own heart, imprudently embarking upon a career of

passion, for which a temperament wholly different from hers was needed.

It is not simple-minded maidens that one wants at Court to share the

confidence of princes. No doubt natures of that sort--simple,

disinterested souls are pleasant and agreeable to them, as therein they

find contentment such as they greedily prize; but for these unsullied,

romantic natures, disillusion, trickery alone is in store. And if

Mademoiselle de la Beaumele-Blanc had listened to me, she might have

turned matters to far better account; nor, after yielding up her youth to

a monarch, would she have been obliged to end, her days in a prison.

The King no longer visited her as his mistress, but trusted and esteemed

her as a friend and as the mother of his two pretty children.

One day, in the month of April, 1674, his Majesty, while in the gardens,

received the following letter, which one of La Valliere's pages proffered

him on bended knee:

SIRE:--To-day I am leaving forever this palace, whither the cruellest of

fatalities summoned my youth and inexperience. Had I not met you, my

heart would have loved seclusion, a laborious life, and my kinsfolk. An

imperious inclination, which I could not conquer, gave me to you, and,

simple, docile as I was by nature, I believed that my passion would

always prove to me delicious, and that your love would never die. In

this world nothing endures. My fond attachment has ceased to have any

charm for you, and my heart is filled with dismay. This trial has come

from God; of this my reason and my faith are convinced. God has felt

compassion for my unspeakable grief. That which for long past I have

suffered is greater than human force can bear; He is going to receive me

into His home of mercy. He promises me both healing and peace.

In this theatre of pomp and perfidy I have only stayed until such a

moment as my daughter and her youthful brother might more easily do

without me. You will cherish them both; of that I have no doubt. Guide

them, I beseech you, for the sake of your own glory and their well-being.

May your watchful care sustain them, while their mother, humbled and

prostrate in a cloister, shall commend them to Him who pardons all.

After my departure, show some kindness to those who were my servants and

faithful domestics, and deign to take back the estates and residences

which served to support me in my frivolous grandeur, and maintain the

celebrity that I deplore.

Adieu, Sire! Think no more about me, lest such a feeling, to which my

imagination might but all too readily lend itself, only beget links of

sympathy in my heart which conscience and repentance would fain destroy.

If God call me to himself, young though yet I am, He will have granted my

prayers; if He ordain me to live for a while longer in this desert of

penitence, it will never compensate for the duration of my error, nor for

the scandal of which I have been the cause.

Your subject from this time forth, LOUISE DE LA VALLIERE.

The King had not been expecting so desperate a resolve as this, nor did

he feel inclined to hinder her from making it. He left the Portuguese

ambassador, who witnessed his agitation, and hastened to Madame de la

Valliere's, who had left her apartments in the castle at daybreak. He

shed tears, being kind of heart and convinced that a body so graceful and

so delicate would never be able to resist the rigours and hardships of so

terrible a life.

The Carmelite nuns of the Rue Saint Jacques loudly proclaimed this

conversion, and in their vanity gladly received into their midst so

modest and distinguished a victim, driven thither through sheer despair.

The ceremony which these dames call "taking the dress" attracted the

entire Court to their church. The Queen herself desired to be present at

so harrowing a spectacle, and by a curious contradiction, of which her

capricious nature is capable, she shed floods of tears. La Valliere

seemed gentler, lovelier, more modest and more seductive than ever. In

the midst of the grief and tears which her courageous sacrifice provoked,

she never uttered a single sigh, nor did she change colour once. Hers

was a nature made for extremes; like Caesar, she said to herself, "Either

Rome or nothing!"

The Abbe de Bossuet, who had been charged to preach the sermon of

investiture, showed a good deal of wit by exhibiting none at all. The

King must have felt indebted to him for such reserve. Into his discourse

he had put mere vague commonplaces, which neither touch nor wound any

one; honeyed anathemas such as these may even pass for compliments.

This prelate has won for himself a great name and great wealth by words.

A proof of his cleverness exists in his having lived in grandeur,

opulence, and worldly happiness, while making people believe that he

condemned such things.

CHAPTER XIV.

Story of the Queen-mother's Marriage with Cardinal Mazarin Published in

Holland.

Despite the endeavours made by the ministers concerning the pamphlet or

volume about which I am going to speak, neither they nor the King

succeeded in quashing a sinister rumour and an opinion which had taken

deep root among the people. Ever since this calumny it believes--and

will always believe--in the twin brother of Louis XIV., suppressed, one

knows not why, by his mother, just as one believes in fairy-tales and

novels. This false rumour, invented by far-seeing folk, is that which

has most affected the King. I will recount the manner in which it

reached him.

Since the disorder and insolence of the Fronde, this prince did not like

to reside in the capital; he soon invented pretexts for getting away from

it. The chateau of the Tuileries, built by Catherine de Medici at some

distance from the Louvre, was, really speaking, only a little

country-house and Trianon. The King conceived the plan of uniting this

structure with his palace at the Louvre, extending it on the Saint Roch

side and also on the side of the river, and this being settled, the

Louvre gallery would be carried on as far as the southern angle of the

new building, so as to form one whole edifice, as it now appears.

While these alterations were in progress, the Court quitted the Louvre

and the capital, and took up its permanent residence at Saint Germain.

Though ceasing to make a royal residence and home of Paris, his Majesty

did not omit to pay occasional visits to the centre of the capital. He

came incognito, sometimes on horseback, sometimes in a coach, and usually

went about the streets on foot. On these occasions he was dressed

carelessly, like any ordinary young man, and the better to ensure a

complete disguise, he kept continually changing either the colour of his

moustache or the colour and cut of his clothes. One evening, on leaving

the opera, just as he was about to open his carriage door, a man

approached him with a great air of mystery, and tendering a pamphlet,

begged him to buy it. To get rid of the importunate fellow, his Majesty

purchased the book, and never glanced at its contents until the following

day.

Imagine his surprise and indignation! The following was the title of his

purchase:

"Secret and Circumstantial Account of the Marriage of Anne of Austria,

Queen of France, with the Abbe Jules Simon Mazarin, Cardinal of the Holy

Roman Church. A new edition, carefully revised. Amsterdam."

Grave and phlegmatic by nature, the King was always master of his

feelings, a sign, this, of the noble-minded. He shut himself up in his

apartment, so as to be quite alone, and hastily perused the libellous

pamphlet.

According to the author of it, King Louis XIII., being weak and languid,

and sapped moreover by secret poison, had not been able to beget any

heirs. The Queen, who secretly was Mazarin's mistress, had had twins by

the Abbe, only the prettier of the two being declared legitimate. The

other twin had been entrusted to obscure teachers, who, when it was time,

would give him up.

The princess, so the writer added, stung by qualms of conscience, had

insisted upon having her guilty intimacy purified by the sacrament of

marriage, to which the prime minister agreed. Then, mentioning the names

of such and such persons as witnesses, the book stated that "this

marriage was solemnised on a night in February, 1643, by Cardinal de

Sainte-Suzanne, a brother and servile creature of Mazarin's."

"This explains," added the vile print, "the zeal, perseverance, and

foolish ardour of the Queen Regent in defending her Italian against the

just opposition of the nobles, against the formal charges of the

magistrates, against the clamorous outcry, not only of Parisians, but of

all France. This explains the indifference, or rather the firm resolve,

on Mazarin's part; never to take orders, but to remain simply 'tonsure'

or 'minore',--he who controls at least forty abbeys, as well as a

bishopric.

"Look at the young monarch," it continued, "and consider how closely he

resembles his Eminence, the same haughty glance; the same uncontrolled

passion for pompous buildings, luxurious dress and equipages; the same

deference and devotion to the Queen-mother; the same independent customs,

precepts, and laws; the same aversion for the Parisians; the same

resentment against the honest folk of the Fronde."

This final phrase easily disclosed its origin; nor upon this point had

his Majesty the slightest shadow of a doubt.

The same evening he sent full instructions to the lieutenant-general of

police, and two days afterwards the nocturnal vendor of pamphlets found

himself caught in a trap.

The King wished him to be brought to Saint Germain, so that he might

identify him personally; and, as he pretended to be half-witted or an

idiot, he was thrown half naked into a dungeon. His allowance of dry

bread diminished day by day, at which he complained, and it was decided

to make him undergo this grim ordeal.

Under the pressure of hunger and thirst, the prisoner at length made a

confession, and mentioned a bookseller of the Quartier Latin, who, under

the Fronde, had made his shop a meeting-place for rebels.

The bookseller, having been put in the Bastille, and upon the same diet

as his salesman, stated the name of the Dutch printer who had published

the pamphlet. They sought to extract more from him, and reduced his diet

with such severity that he disclosed the entire secret.

This bookseller, used to a good square meal at home, found it impossible

to tolerate the Bastille fare much longer. Bound hand and foot, at his

final cross-examination he confessed that the work had emanated from the

Cardinal de Retz, or certain of his party.

He was condemned to three years' imprisonment, and was obliged to sell

his shop and retire to the provinces.

I once heard M. de Louvois tell this tale, and use it as a means of

silencing those who regretted the absence of the exiled

Cardinal-archbishop.

As to the libellous pamphlet itself, the clumsy nature of it was only too

plain, for the King is no more like Mazarin than he is like the King of

Ethiopia. On the contrary, one can easily distinguish in the general

effect of his features a very close resemblance to King Louis XIII.

The libellous pamphlet stated that, on the occasion of the Infanta's

first confinement, twins were born, and that the prettier of the two had

been adopted, another blunder, this, of the grossest kind. A book of

this sort could deceive only the working class and the Parisian lower

orders, for folk about the Court, and even the bourgeoisie, know that it

is impossible for a queen to be brought to bed in secret. Unfortunately

for her, she has to comply with the most embarrassing rules of etiquette.

She has to bear her final birth-pangs under an open canopy, surrounded at

no great distance by all the princes of the blood; they are summoned

thither, and they have this right so as to prevent all frauds,

subterfuges, or impositions.

When the King found the seditious book in question, the Queen, his

mother, was ill and in pain; every possible precaution was taken to

prevent her from hearing the news, and the lieutenant-general of police,

having informed the King that two-thirds of the edition had been seized

close to the Archbishop's palace, orders were given to burn all these

horrible books by night, in the presence of the Marquis de Beringhen,

appointed commissioner on this occasion.

CHAPTER XV.

Monsieur le Duc d'Orleans Wishes to be Governor of a Province.--The

King's Reply.--He Requires a Fauteuil for His Wife.--Another Excellent

Answer of the King's.

In marrying Monsieur, the King consulted only his well-known generosity,

and the richly equipped household which he granted to this prince should

assuredly have made him satisfied and content. The Chevalier de Lorraine

and the Chevalier de Remecourt, two pleasant and baneful vampires whom

Monsieur could refuse nothing, put it into his head that he should make

himself feared, so as to lead his Majesty on to greater concessions,

which they were perfectly able to turn to their own enjoyment and profit.

Monsieur began by asking for the governorship of a province; in reply he

was told that this could not be, seeing that such appointments were never

given to French princes, brothers of the King.

Monsieur le Duc d'Orleans hastened to point out that Gaston, son of Henri

IV., had had such a post, and that the Duc de Verneuil, natural son of

the same Henri, had one at the present time.

"That is true," replied the King, "but from my youth upward you have

always heard me condemn such innovations, and you cannot expect me to do

the very thing that I have blamed others for doing. If ever you were

minded, brother, to rebel against my authority, your first care would,

undoubtedly, be to withdraw to your province, where, like Gaston, your

uncle, you would have to raise troops and money. Pray do not weary me

with indiscretions of this sort; and tell those people who influence you

to give you better advice for the future."

Somewhat abashed, the Duc d'Orleans affirmed that what he had said and

done was entirely of his own accord.

"Did you speak of your own accord," said the King, "when insisting upon

being admitted to the privy council? Such a thing can no longer be

allowed. You inconsiderately expressed two different opinions, and since

you cannot control your tongue, which is most undoubtedly your own, I

have no power over it,--I, to whom it does not want to belong."

Then Monsieur le Duc d'Orleans added that these two refusals would seem

less harsh, less painful to him, if the King would grant a seat in his

own apartments, and in those of the Queen, to the Princess, his wife, who

was a king's daughter.

"No, that cannot be," replied his Majesty, "and pray do not insist upon

it. It is not I who have established the present customs; they existed

long before you or me. It is in your interest, brother, that the majesty

of the throne should not be weakened or altered; and if, from Duc

d'Orleans, you one day become King of France, I know you well enough to

believe that you would never be lax in this matter. Before God, you and

I are exactly the same as other creatures that live and breathe; before

men we are seemingly extraordinary beings, greater, more refined, more

perfect. The day that people, abandoning this respect and veneration

which is the support and mainstay of monarchies,--the day that they

regard us as their equals,--all the prestige of our position will be

destroyed. Bereft of beings superior to the mass, who act as their

leaders and supports, the laws will only be as so many black lines on

white paper, and your armless chair and my fauteuil will be two pieces of

furniture of the selfsame importance. Personally, I should like to

gratify you in every respect, for the same blood flows in our veins, and

we have loved each other from the cradle upwards. Ask of me things that

are practicable, and you shall see that I will forestall your wishes.

Personally, I daresay I care less about honorary distinctions than you

do, and in Cabinet matters I am always considered to be simpler and more

easy to deal with than such and such a one. One word more, and I have

done. I will nominate you to the governorship of any province you

choose, if you will now consent in writing to let proceedings be taken

against you, just as against any ordinary gentleman, in case there should

be sedition in your province, or any kind of disorder during your

administration."

Hereupon young Philippe began to smile, and he begged the King to embrace

him.

CHAPTER XVI.

Arms and Livery of Madame de Montespan.--Duchess or Princess.--Fresh

Scandal Caused by the Marquis.--The Rue Saint Honore Affair.--M. de

Ronancour.--Separation of Body and Estate.

When leaving, despite himself, for the provinces, M. de Montespan wrote

me a letter full of bitter insults, in which he ordered me to give up his

coat-of-arms, his livery, and even his name.

This letter I showed to the King. For a while he was lost in thought, as

usual on such occasions, and then he said to me:

"There's nothing extraordinary about the fellow's livery. Put your

servants into pale orange with silver lace. Assume your old crest of

Mortemart, and as regards name, I will buy you an estate with a pretty

title."

"But I don't like pale orange," I instantly replied; "if I may, I should

like to choose dark blue, and gold lace, and as regards crest, I cannot

adopt my father's crest, except in lozenge form, which could not

seriously be done. As it is your gracious intention to give me the name

of an estate, give me (for to you everything is easy) a duchy like La

Valliere, or, better still, a principality."

The King smiled, and answered, "It shall be done, madame, as you wish."

The very, next day I went into Paris to acquaint my, lawyer with my

intentions. Several magnificent estates were just then in the market,

but only marquisates, counties, or baronies! Nothing illustrious,

nothing remarkable! Duhamel assured me that the estate of Chabrillant,

belonging to a spendthrift, was up for sale.

"That," said he, "is a sonorous name, the brilliant renown of which would

only be enhanced by the title of princess."

Duhamel promised to see all his colleagues in this matter, and to find me

what I wanted without delay.

I quitted Paris without having met or recognised anybody, when, about

twenty paces at the most beyond the Porte Saint Honor, certain sergeants

or officials of some sort roughly stopped my carriage and seized my

horses' bridles "in the King's name."

"In the King's name?" I cried, showing myself at the coach door.

"Insolent fellows! How dare you thus take the King's name in vain?" At

the same time I told my coachman to whip up his horses with the reins and

to drive over these vagabonds. At a word from me the three footmen

jumped down and did their duty by dealing out lusty thwacks to the

sergeants. A crowd collected, and townsfolk and passers-by joined in the

fray.

A tall, fine-looking man, wrapped in a dressing-gown, surveyed the tumult

like a philosopher from his balcony overhead. I bowed graciously to him

and besought him to come down. He came, and in sonorous accents

exclaimed:

"Ho, there! serving-men of my lady, stop fighting, will you? And pray,

sergeants, what is your business?"

"It is a disgrace," cried they all, as with one breath. "Madame lets her

scoundrelly footmen murder us, despite the name of his Majesty, which we

were careful to utter at the outset of things. Madame is a person (as

everybody in France now knows) who is in open revolt against her husband;

she has deserted him in order to cohabit publicly with some one else. Her

husband claims his coach, with his own crest and armorial bearings

thereon, and we are here for the purpose of carrying out the order of one

of the judges of the High Court."

"If that be so," replied the man in the dressing-gown, "I have no

objection to offer, and though madame is loveliness itself, she must

suffer me to pity her, and I have the honour of saluting her."

So saying, he made me a bow and left me, without help of any sort, in the

midst of this crazy rabble.

I was inconsolable. My coachman, the best fellow in the world, called

out to him from the top of his bog, "Monsieur, pray procure help for my

mistress,--for Madame la Marquise de Montespan."

No sooner had he uttered these words than the gentleman came back again,

while, among the lookers-on, some hissing was heard. He raised both

hands with an air of authority, and speaking with quite incredible

vehemence and fire, he successfully harangued the crowd.

"Madame does not refuse to comply with the requirements of justice," he

added firmly; "but madame, a member of the Queen's household, is

returning to Versailles, and cannot go thither on foot, or in some

tumbledown vehicle. So I must beg these constables or sergeants (no

matter which) to defer their arrest until to-morrow, and to accept me as

surety. The French people is the friend of fair ladies; and true

Parisians are incapable of harming or of persecuting aught that is

gracious and beautiful."

All those present, who at first had hissed, replied to this speech by

cries of "Bravo!" One of my men, who had been wounded in the scuffle,

had his hand all bloody. A young woman brought some lavender-water, and

bound up the wound with her white handkerchief, amid loud applause from

the crowd, while I bowed my acknowledgments and thanks.

The King listened with interest to the account of the adventure that I

have just described, and wished to know the name of the worthy man who

had acted as my support and protector. His name was De Tarcy-Ronancour.

The King granted him a pension of six thousand francs, and gave the Abbey

of Bauvoir to his daughter.

As for me, I kept insisting with might and main for a separation of body

and estate, which alone could put an end to all my anxiety. When a

decree for such separation was pronounced at the Chatelet, and registered

according to the rules, I set about arranging an appanage which, from the

very first day, had seemed to me absolutely necessary for my position.

As ill-luck would have it, the judges left me the name of Montespan,

which to my husband was so irksome, and to myself also; and the King,

despite repeated promises, never relieved me of a name that it was very

difficult to bear.

BOOK 2.

CHAPTER XVII.

Monsieur's Jealousy.--Diplomacy.--Discretion.--The Chevalier de

Lorraine's Revenge.--The King's Suspicions.--His Indignation.--Public

Version of the Matter.--The Funeral Sermon.

After six months of wedlock, Henrietta of England had become so beautiful

that the King drew every one's attention to this change, as if he were

not unmindful of the fact that he had given this charming person to his

brother instead of reserving her for himself by marrying her.

Between cousins german attentions are permissible. The Court, however,

was not slow to notice the attentions paid by the King to this young

English princess, and Monsieur, wholly indifferent though he was as

regarded his wife, deemed it a point of honour to appear offended

thereat. Ever a slave to the laws of good breeding, the King showed much

self-sacrifice in curbing this violent infatuation of his. (I was

Madame's maid of honour at the time.) As he contemplated a Dutch

expedition, in which the help of England would have counted for much, he

resolved to send a negotiator to King Charles. The young Princess was

her brother's pet; it was upon her that the King's choice fell.

She crossed the Channel under the pretext of paying a flying visit to her

native country and her brother, but, in reality, it was to treat of

matters of the utmost importance.

Upon her return, Monsieur, the most curious and inquisitive of mortals,

importuned her in a thousand ways, seeking to discover her secret; but

she was a person both faithful and discreet. Of her interview and

journey he got only such news as was already published on the housetops.

At such reticence he took umbrage; he grumbled, sulked, and would not

speak to his wife.

The Chevalier de Lorraine, who in that illustrious and luckless household

was omnipotent, insulted the Princess in the most outrageous manner.

Finding such daily slights and affronts unbearable, Madame complained to

the Kings of France and England, who both exiled the Chevalier.

Monsieur de Lorraine d'Armagnac, before leaving, gave instructions to

Morel, one of Monsieur's kitchen officials, to poison the Princess, and

this monster promptly executed the order by rubbing poison on her silver

goblet.

I no longer belonged to Madame's household,--my marriage had caused a

change in my duties; but ever feeling deep attachment for this adorable

princess, I hastened to Saint Cloud directly news reached me of her

illness. To my horror, I saw the sudden change which had come over her

countenance; her horrible agony drew tears from the most callous, and

approaching her I kissed her hand, in spite of her confessor, who sought

to constrain her to be silent. She then repeatedly told me that she was

dying from the effects of poison.

This she also told the King, whom she perceived shed tears of

consternation and distress.

That evening, at Versailles, the King said to me, "If this crime is my

brother's handiwork, his head shall fall on the scaffold."

When the body was opened, proof of poison was obtained, and poison of the

most corrosive sort, for the stomach was eaten into in three places, and

there was general inflammation.

The King summoned his brother, in order to force him to explain so

heinous a crime. On perceiving his mien, Monsieur became pale and

confused. Rushing upon him sword in hand, the King was for demolishing

him on the spot. The captain of the guard hastened thither, and Monsieur

swore by the Holy Ghost that he was guiltless of the death of his dear

wife.

Leaving him a prey to remorse, if guilty he were, the King commanded him

to withdraw, and then shut himself up in his closet to prepare a

consolatory message to the English Court. According to the written

statement, which was also published in the newspapers, Madame had been

carried off by an attack of bilious colic. Five or six bribed physicians

certified to that effect, and a lying set of depositions, made for mere

form's sake, bore out their statements in due course.

The Abbe de Bossuet, charged to preach the funeral sermon, was apparently

desirous of being as obliging as the doctors. His homily led off with

such fulsome praise of Monsieur, that, from that day forward, he lost all

his credit, and sensible people thereafter only looked upon him as a vile

sycophant, a mere dealer in flattery and fairy-tales.

CHAPTER XVIII.

Madame Scarron.--Her Petition.--The King's Aversion to Her.--She is

Presented to Madame de Montespan.--The Queen of Portugal Thinks of

Engaging Her.--Madame de Montespan Keeps Her Back.--The Pension

Continued.--The King's Graciousness.--Rage of Mademoiselle d'Aumale.

As all the pensions granted by the Queen-mother had ceased at her demise,

the pensioners began to solicit the ministers anew, and all the

petitions, as is customary, were sent direct to the King.

One day his Majesty said to me, "Have you ever met in society a young

widow, said to be very pretty, but, at the same time, extremely affected?

It is to Madame Scarron that I allude, who, both before and after

widowhood, has resided at the Marais."

I replied that Madame Scarron was an extremely pleasant person, and not

at all affected. I had met her at the Richelieus' or the Albrets', where

her charm of manner and agreeable wit had made her in universal request.

I added a few words of recommendation concerning her petition, which,

unfortunately, had just been torn up, and the King curtly rejoined, "You

surprise me, madame; the portrait I had given to me of her was a totally

different one."

That same evening, when the young Marquis d'Alincour spoke to me about

this petition which had never obtained any answer, I requested him to go

and see Madame Scarron as soon as possible, and tell her that, in her own

interest, I should be pleased to receive her.

She lost no time in paying me a visit. Her black attire served only to

heighten the astounding whiteness of her complexion. Effusively thanking

me for interesting myself in her most painful case, she added:

"There is, apparently, some obstacle against me. I have presented two

petitions and two memoranda; being unsupported, both have been left

unanswered, and I have now just made the following resolve, madame, of

which you will not disapprove. M. Scarron, apparently well off, had only

a life interest in his property. Upon his death, his debts proved in

excess of his capital, and I, deeming it my duty to respect his

intentions and his memory, paid off everybody, and left myself nothing.

To-day, Madame la Princesse de Nemours wishes me to accompany her to

Lisbon as her secretary, or rather as her friend.

"Being about to acquire supreme power as a sovereign, she intends, by

some grand marriage, to keep me there, and then appoint me her

lady-in-waiting."

"And you submit without a murmur to such appalling exile?" I said to

Madame Scarron. "Is such a pretty, charming person as yourself fitted

for a Court of that kind, and for such an odd sort of climate?"

"Madame, I have sought to shut my eyes to many things, being solely

conscious of the horribly forlorn condition in which I find myself in my

native country."

"Have you reckoned the distance? Did the Princess confess that she was

going to carry you off to the other end of the world? For her city of

Lisbon, surrounded by precipices, is more than three hundred leagues from

Paris."

"At the age of three I voyaged to America, returning hither when I was

eleven."

"I am vexed with Mademoiselle d'Aumale--

[Mademoiselle d'Aumale, daughter of the Duc de Nemours, of the House of

Savoy. She was a blonde, pleasant-mannered enough, but short of stature.

Her head was too big for her body; and this head of hers was full of

conspiracies and coups d'etat. She dethroned her husband in order to

marry his brother.--EDITOR'S NOTE.]

for wanting to rob us of so charming a treasure. But has she any right

to act in this way? Do you think her capable of contributing to your

pleasure or your happiness? This young Queen of Portugal, under the

guise of good-humour, hides a violent and irascible temperament. I

believe her to be thoroughly selfish; suppose that she neglects and

despises you, after having profited by your company to while away the

tedium of her journey? Take my word for it, madame, you had better stay

here with us; for there is no real society but in France, no wit but in

our great world, no real happiness but in Paris. Draw up another

petition as quickly as possible, and send it to me. I will present it

myself, and to tell you this is tantamount to a promise that your plea

shall succeed."

Mademoiselle d'Aubigne, all flushed with emotion, assured me of her

gratitude with the ingenuous eloquence peculiar to herself. We embraced

as two friends of the Albret set should do, and three days later, the

King received a new petition, not signed with the name of Scarron, but

with that of D'Aubigne.

The pension of two thousand francs, granted three years before her death

by the Queen-mother, was renewed. Madame Scarron had the honour of

making her courtesy to the King, who thought her handsome, but grave in

demeanour, and in a loud, clear voice, he said to her, "Madame, I kept

you waiting; I was jealous of your friends."

The Queen of Portugal knew that I had deprived her of her secretary,

fellow-gossip, reader, Spanish teacher, stewardess, confidante, and

lady-in-waiting. She wrote to me complaining about this, and on taking

leave of the King to go and reign in Portugal, she said, with rather a

forced air of raillery:

"I shall hate you as long as I live, and if ever you do me the honour of

paying me a visit some day at Lisbon, I'll have you burned for your

pains."

Then she wanted to embrace me, as if we were equals, but this I

deprecated as much from aversion as from respect.

CHAPTER XIX.

La Fontaine.--Boileau.--Moliere.--Corneille.--Louis XIV.'s Opinion of

Each of Them.

The King's studies with his preceptor, Perefixe, had been of only a

superficial sort, as, in accordance with the express order of the

Queen-mother, this prelate had been mainly concerned about the health of

his pupil, the Queen being, above all, desirous that he should have a

good constitution. "The rest comes easily enough, if a prince have but

nobility of soul and a sense of duty," as the Queen often used to say.

Her words came true.

I came across several Spanish and Italian books in the library of the

little apartments. The "Pastor Fido," "Aminta," and the "Gerusalemme "

seemed to me, at first, to be the favourite works. Then came Voiture's

letters, the writings of Malherbe and De Balzac, the Fables of La

Fontaine, the Satires of Boileau, and the delightful comedies of Moliere.

Corneille's tragedies had been read, but not often.

Until I came to Court, I had always looked upon Corneille as the greatest

tragic dramatist in the world, and as the foremost of our poets and men

of letters. The King saved me from this error.

Book in hand, he pointed out to me numberless faults of style, incoherent

and fantastic imagery, sentiment alike exaggerated and a thousand leagues

removed from nature. He considered, and still considers, Pierre

Corneille to be a blind enthusiast of the ancients, whom we deem great

since we do not know them. In his eyes, this declamatory poet was a

republican more by virtue of his head than his heart or his

intention,--one of those men more capricious than morose, who cannot

reconcile themselves to what exists, and prefer to fall back upon bygone

generations, not knowing how to live like friendly folk among their

contemporaries.

He liked La Fontaine better, by reason of his extreme naturalness, but

his unbecoming conduct at the time of the Fouquet trial proved painful to

his Majesty, who considered the following verses passing strange:

". . . . Trust not in kings Their favour is but slippery; worse than

that, It costs one dear, and errors such as these Full oft bring shame

and scandal in their wake."

"Long live Moliere!" added his Majesty; "there you have talent without

artifice, poetry without rhapsody, satire without bitterness, pleasantry

that is always apt, great knowledge of the human heart, and perpetual

raillery that yet is not devoid of delicacy and compassion. Moliere is a

most charming man in every respect; I gave him a few hints for his

'Tartuffe,' and such is his gratitude that he wants to make out that,

without me, he would never have written that masterpiece."

"You helped him, Sire, to produce it, and above all things, to carry out

his main idea; and Moliere is right in thinking that, without a mind free

from error, such as is yours, his masterpiece would never have been

created."

"It struck me," continued the King, "that some such thing was

indispensable as a counterbalance in the vast machinery of my government,

and I shall ever be the friend and supporter, not of Tartuffes, but of

the 'Tartuffe,' as long as I live."

"And Boileau, Sire?" I continued; "what place among your favourites does

he fill?"

"I like Boileau," replied the prince, "as a necessary scourge, which one

can pit against the bad taste of second-rate authors. His satires, of

too personal, a nature, and consequently iniquitous, do not please me. He

knows it, and, despite himself, he will amend this. He is at work upon

an 'Ars Poetica,' after the manner of Horace. The little that he has

read to me of this poem leads me to expect that it will be an important

work. The French language will continue to perfect itself by the help of

literature like this, and Boileau, cruel though he be, is going to confer

a great benefit upon all those who have to do with letters."

CHAPTER XX.

Birth of the Comte de Vegin.--Madame Scarron as Governess.--The King's

Continued Dislike of Her.--Birth of the Duc du Maine.--Marriage of the

Nun.

The King became ever more attached to me personally, as also to the

peculiarities of my temperament. He had witnessed with satisfaction the

birth of Madame de la Valliere's two children, and I thought that he

would have the same affection for mine. But I was wrong. It was with

feelings of trepidation and alarm that he contemplated my approaching

confinement. Had I given birth to a daughter, I am perfectly certain

that, in his eyes, I should have been done for.

I gave birth to the first Comte de Vegin, and, grasping my hand

affectionately, the King said to me, "Be of good courage, madame; present

princes to the Crown, and let those be scandalised who will!" A few

moments later he came back, and gave me a million for my expenses.

It was, however, mutually arranged that the newborn Infant should be

recognised later on, and that, for the time being, I was to have him

brought up in secrecy and mystery.

When dissuading Madame Scarron from undertaking a journey to Lisbon, I

had my own private ends in view. I considered her peculiarly fitted to

superintend the education of the King's children, and to maintain with

success the air of mysterious reserve which for a while was indispensable

to me. I deputed my brother, M. de Vivonne, to acquaint her with my

proposals,--proposals which came from the King as well,--nor did I doubt

for one moment as regarded her consent and complacency, being, as she

was, alone in Paris.

"Madame," said M. de Vivonne to her, "the Marquise is overjoyed at being

able to offer you an important position of trust, which will change your

life once for all."

"The gentle, quiet life which, thanks to the kindness of the King, I now

lead, is all that my ambition can desire," replied the widow, concealing

her trouble from my brother; "but since the King wishes and commands it,

I will renounce the liberty so dear to me, and will not hesitate to

obey."

Accordingly she came. The King had a few moments' parley with her, in

order to explain to her all his intentions relative to the new life upon

which she was about to enter, and M. Bontems--[First Groom of the

Chamber, and Keeper of the Privy Purse.]--furnished her with the

necessary funds for establishing her household in suitable style.

A month afterwards, I went incognito to her lonely residence, situate

amid vast kitchen-gardens between Vaugirard and the Luxembourg. The

house was clean, commodious, thoroughly well appointed, and, not being

overlooked by neighbours, the secret could but be safely kept. Madame

Scarron's domestics included two nurses, a waiting-maid, a physician, a

courier, two footmen, a coachman, a postilion, and two cooks.

Being provided with an excellent coach, she came to Saint Germain every

week, to bring me my son, or else news of his welfare.

Her habitually sad expression somewhat pained the King. As I soon

noticed their mutual embarrassment, I used to let Madame Scarron stay in

an inner room all the time that his Majesty remained with me.

In the following year, I gave birth to the Duc du Maine. Mademoiselle

d'Aubigne, who was waiting in the drawing-room, wrapped the child up

carefully, and took it away from Paris with all speed.

On her way she met with an adventure, comic in itself, and which

mortified her much. When told of it, I laughed not a little; and, in

spite of all my excuses and expressions of regret, she always felt

somewhat sore about this; in fact, she never quite got over it.

Between Marly and Ruel, two mounted police officers, in pursuit of a nun

who had escaped from a convent, bethought themselves of looking inside

Madame Scarron's carriage. Such inquisitiveness surprised her, and she

put on her mask, and drew down the blinds. Observing that she was

closely followed by these soldiers, she gave a signal to her coachman,

who instantly whipped up his horses, and drove at a furious rate.

At Nanterre the gendarmes, being reinforced, cried out to the coachman to

stop, and obliged Madame Scarron to get out. She was taken to a tavern

close by, where they asked her to remove her mask. She made various

excuses for not doing so, but at the mention of the lieutenant-general of

police, she had to give in.

"Madame," inquired the brigadier, "have you not been in a nunnery?"

"Pray, monsieur, why do you ask?"

"Be good enough to answer me, madame; repeat my question, and I insist

upon a reply. I have received instructions that I shall not hesitate to

carry out."

"I have lived with nuns, but that, monsieur, was a long while ago."

"It is not a question of time. What was your motive for leaving these

ladies, and who enabled you to do so?"

"I left the convent after my first communion. I left it openly, and of

my own free will. Pray be good enough to allow me to continue my

journey."

"On leaving the convent, where did you go?"

"First to one of my relatives, then to another, and at last to Paris,

where I got married."

"Married? What, madame, are you married? Oh, young lady, what behaviour

is this? Your simple, modest mien plainly shows what you were before

this marriage. But why did you want to get married?"

As he said this, the little Duc du Maine, suffering, perhaps, from a

twinge of colic, began to cry. The brigadier, more amazed than ever,

ordered the infant to be shown as well.

Seeing that she could make no defence, Madame Scarron began to shed

tears, and the officer, touched to pity, said:

"Madame, I am sorry for your fault, for, as I see, you are a good mother.

My orders are to take you to prison, and thence to the convent specified

by the archbishop, but I warn you that if we catch the father of your

child, he will hang. As for you, who have been seduced, and who belong

to a good family, tell me one of your relatives with whom you are on

friendly terms, and I will undertake to inform them of your predicament."

Madame Scarron, busy in soothing the Duc du Maine, durst not explain for

fear of aggravating matters, but begged the brigadier to take her back to

Saint Germain.

At this juncture my brother arrived on his way back to Paris. He

recognised the carriage, which stood before the inn, with a crowd of

peasants round it, and hastened to rescue the governess, for he soon

succeeded in persuading these worthy police officers that the sobbing

dame was not a runaway nun, and that the new-born infant came of a good

stock.

CHAPTER XXI.

The Saint Denis View.--Superstitions, Apparitions.--Projected Enlargement

of Versailles.--Fresh Victims for Saint Denis.

One evening I was walking at the far end of the long terrace of Saint

Germain. The King soon came thither, and pointing to Saint Denis, said,

"That, madame, is a gloomy, funereal view, which makes me displeased and

disgusted with this residence, fine though it be."

"Sire," I replied, "in no other spot could a more magnificent view be

found. Yonder river winding afar through the vast plain, that noble

forest divided by hunting roads into squares, that Calvary poised high in

air, those bridges placed here and there to add to the attractiveness of

the landscape, those flowery meadows set in the foreground as a rest to

the eye, the broad stream of the Seine, which seemingly is fain to flow

at a slower rate below your palace windows,--I do not think that any more

charming combination of objects could be met with elsewhere, unless one

went a long way from the capital."

"The chateau of Saint Germain no longer pleases me," replied the King. "I

shall enlarge Versailles and withdraw thither. What I am going to say

may astonish you, perhaps, as it comes from me, who am neither a

whimsical female nor a prey to superstition. A few days before the

Queen, my mother, had her final seizure, I was walking here alone in this

very spot. A reddish light appeared above the monastery of Saint Denis,

and a cloud which rose out of the ruddy glare assumed the shape of a

hearse bearing the arms of Austria. A few days afterwards my poor mother

was removed to Saint Denis. Four or five days before the horrible death

of our adorable Henrietta, the arrows of Saint Denis appeared to me in a

dream covered in dusky flames, and amid them I saw the spectre of Death,

holding in his hand the necklaces and bracelets of a young lady. The

appalling death of my cousin followed close upon this presage.

Henceforth, the view of Saint Denis spoils all these pleasant landscapes

for me. At Versailles fewer objects confront the eye; a park of that

sort has its own wealth of natural beauty, which suffices. I shall make

Versailles a delightful resort, for which France will be grateful to me,

and which my successors can neither neglect nor destroy without bringing

to themselves dishonour."

I sympathised with the reasons which made Saint Germain disagreeable to

his Majesty. Next summer the causes for such aversion became more

numerous, as the King had the misfortune to lose the daughters which the

Queen bore him, and they were carried to Saint Denis.

CHAPTER XXII.

M. de Lauzun.--His Pretensions.--Erroneous Ideas of the Public.--The War

in Candia.--M. de Lauzun Thinks He Will Secure a Throne for Himself.--The

King Does Not Wish This.

The Marquis de Guilain de Lauzun was, and still is, one of the handsomest

men at Court. Before my marriage, vanity prompted him to belong to the

list of my suitors, but as his reputation in Paris was that of a man who

had great success with the ladies, my family requested him either to come

to the point or to retire, and he withdrew, though unwilling to break

matters off altogether.

When he saw me in the bonds of matrimony, and enjoying its liberty, he

recommenced his somewhat equivocal pursuit of me, and managed to get

himself talked about at my expense. Society was unjust; M. de Lauzun

only dared to pay me homage of an insipid sort. He had success enough in

other quarters, and I knew what I owed to some one as well as what I owed

to myself.

Ambition is the Marquis's ruling passion. The simple role of a fine

gentleman is, in his eyes, but a secondary one; his Magnificency requires

a far more exalted platform than that.

When he knew that war in Candia had broken out, and which side the kings

of Christendom would necessarily take, his ideas became more exalted

still. He bethought himself of the strange fortunes of certain valiant

warriors in the time of the Crusades. He saw that the Lorraines, the

Bouillons, and the Lusignans had won sceptres and crowns, and he

flattered himself that the name of Lauzun might in this vast adventurous

career gain glory too.

He begged me to get him a command in this army of Candia, wherein the

King had just permitted his own kinsmen to go and win laurels for

themselves. He was already a full colonel of dragoons, and one of the

captains of the guard. The King, who till then liked him well enough,

considered such a proposition indecent, and, gauging or not gauging his

intentions, he postponed until a later period these aspirations of Lauzun

to the post of prince or sovereign.

CHAPTER XXIII.

The Abbe d'Estrees.--Singular Offers of Service.--Madame de Montespan

Declines His Offer of Intercession at the Vatican.--He Revenges Himself

upon the King of Portugal.--Difference between a Fair Man and a Dark.

Since the reign of Gabrielle d'Estrees, who died just as she was about to

espouse her King, the D'Estrees family were treated at Court more with

conventional favour than with esteem. The first of that name was

lieutenant-general, destined to wield the baton of a French marshal, on

account of his ancestry as well as his own personal merit. The Abbe

d'Estrees passed for being in the Church what M. de Lauzun was in

society,--a man who always met with success, and who also was madly

ambitious.

While still very young, he had been appointed to the bishopric of Laon,

which, in conjunction with two splendid abbeys, brought him in a handsome

revenue. The Duc and Duchesse de Vendome were as fond of him as one of

their own kin, doing nothing without first consulting him, everywhere

praising and extolling his abilities, which were worthy of a ministry.

This prelate desired above all things to be made a cardinal. Under Henri

IV. he could easily have had his wish, but at that time he was not yet

born. He imagined that on the strength of my credit he could procure the

biretta for himself.

As soon as he saw me recognised as a mistress, he paid assiduous court to

me, never losing an opportunity of everywhere sounding my praise. One day

he said to me: "Madame, every one pities you on account of the vexation

and grief which the Marquis de Montespan has caused you. If you will

confide in me,--that is, if you will let me represent your interests with

the Cardinals and the Holy Father,--I heartily offer you my services as

mediator and advocate with regard to the question of nullity. At an

early age I studied theology and ecclesiastical law. Your marriage may

be considered null and void, according to this or that point of view. You

know that upon the death of the Princesse de Nemours, Mademoiselle de

Nemours and Mademoiselle d'Aumale, her two daughters, came to reside with

Madame de Vendome, my cousin, a relative and a friend of their mother.

The eldest I first of all married to Duc Charles de Lorraine, heir to the

present Duc de Lorraine. His Majesty did not approve of this marriage,

which was contrary to his politics. His Majesty deigned to explain

himself and open out to me upon the subject. I at once consulted my

books, and found all the means necessary for dissolving such a marriage.

So true, indeed is this, that I forthwith remarried Mademoiselle de

Nemours to the Duc de Savoie. This took place under your very eyes. Soon

afterwards I married her younger sister to the King of Portugal, and

accompanied her to Lisbon, where the Portuguese gave her a fairly warm

reception. Her young husband is tall and fair, with a pleasant,

distinguished face; he loves his wife, and is only moderately beloved in

return. Is she wrong or is she right? Now, I will tell you. The

monarch is well-made, but a childish infirmity has left one whole side of

him somewhat weak, and he limps. Mademoiselle d'Aumale, or to speak more

correctly, the Queen of Portugal, writes letter upon letter to me,

describing her situation. She believed herself pregnant, and had even

announced the news to Madame de Vendome, as well as to Madame de Savoie,

her sister. Now it appears that this is not the case. She is vexed and

disgusted. I am about to join her at Lisbon. She is inclined to place

the crown upon the young brother of the King, requesting the latter to

seek the seclusion of a monastery. I can see that this new idea of the

youthful Queen's will necessitate my visiting the Vatican. Allow me,

madame, to have charge of your interests. Do not have the slightest fear

but that I shall protect them zealously and intelligently, killing thus

two birds with one stone."

"Pray accept my humble thanks," I replied to the Bishop. "The reigning

Sovereign Pontiff has never shown me any favour whatever, and is in

nowise one of my friends. What you desire to do for me at Rome deserves

some signal mark of gratitude in return, but I cannot get you a

cardinal's hat, for a thousand reasons.

"Mademoiselle de Nemours, when leaving us, promised to hate me as long as

she lived, and to have me burnt at an 'auto da fe' whenever she got the

chance. Do not let her know that you have any regard for me, or you

might lose her affection.

"I hope that the weak side of her husband, the King, may get stronger,

and that you will not help to put the young monarch in a convent of

monks.

"In any case, my lord Bishop, do not breathe it to a living soul that you

have told me of such strange resolutions as these; for my own part, I

will safely keep your secret, and pray God to have you in his holy

keeping."

The Bishop of Laon was not a man to be rebuffed by pleasantry such as

this. He declared the King of Portugal to be impotent, after what the

Queen had expressly stated. The Pope annulled the marriage, and the

Queen courageously wedded her husband's brother, who had no congenital

weakness of any sort, and who was, as every one knew, of dark complexion.

At the request of the Queen, the Bishop of Laon was afterwards presented

with the hat, and is, today, my lord Cardinal d'Estrees.

CHAPTER XXIV.

Mademoiselle de Valois.--Mademoiselle d'Orleans.--Mademoiselle

d'Alencon.--M. de Savoie.--His Love-letters.--His Marriage with

Mademoiselle de Valois.--M. de Guise and Mademoiselle d'Alencon.--Their

Marriage Ceremony.--Madame de Montespan's Dog.--Mademoiselle

d'Orleans.--Her Marriage with the Duke of Tuscany.--The Bishop de Bonzy.

By his second wife, Marguerite de Lorraine, Gaston de France had three

daughters, and being devoid of energy, ability, or greatness of

character, they did not object when the King married them to sovereigns

of the third-rate order.

Upon these three marriages I should like to make some remarks, on account

of certain singular details connected therewith, and because of the

joking to which they gave rise.

Mademoiselle de Montpensier had flatly refused the Duc de Savoie, because

Madame de Savoie, daughter of Henri IV., was still living, ruling her

estate like a woman of authority; and therefore, to this stepmother, a

king's daughter, Mademoiselle had to give way, she being but the daughter

of a French prince who died in disgrace and was forgotten.

Being refused by the elder princess, M. de Savoie, still quite young,

sought the hand of her sister, Mademoiselle de Valois. He wrote her a

letter which, unfortunately, was somewhat singular in style, and which,

unfortunately too, fell into the hands of Mademoiselle de Montpensier.

Like her late father, Gaston, she plumed herself upon her wit and

eloquence; she caused several copies of the effusion to be printed and

circulated at Court. I will include it in these Memoirs, as it cannot

but prove entertaining. The heroes of Greece, and even of Troy, possibly

delivered their compliments in somewhat better fashion, if we may judge

by the version preserved for us by Homer.

FROM HIS ROYAL HIGHNESS THE DUC DE SAVOIE TO HIS MOST HONOURED COUSIN,

MADEMOISELLE DE VALOIS.

MY DEAR COUSIN:--As the pen must needs perform the office of the tongue,

and as it expresses the feelings of my heart, I doubt not but that I am

at great disadvantage, since the depth of these feelings it cannot

express, nor rightly convince you that, having given all myself to you,

nothing remains either to give or to desire, save to find such affection

pleasantly reciprocated. Thus, in these lines, I earnestly beseech you

to return my love,--lines which give you the first hints of that fire

which your many lovely qualities have lighted in my soul. They create in

me an inconceivable impatience closely to contemplate that which now I

admire at a distance, and to convince you by various proofs that, with

matchless loyalty and passion,

I am, dear Cousin, Your most humble slave and servant, EMMANUEL.

Gentle as an angel, Mademoiselle de Valois desired just what everybody

else did. The youngest of the three princesses was named Mademoiselle

d'Alencon. With a trifle more wit and dash, she could have maintained

her position at Court, where so charming a face as hers was fitted to

make its mark; but her fine dark eyes did but express indifference and

vacuity, seemingly unconscious of the pleasure to be got in this world

when one is young, good-looking, shapely, a princess of the blood, and

cousin german of the King besides.

Marguerite de Lorraine, her mother, married her to the Duc de Guise,

their near relative, who, without ambition or pretension, seemed almost

astonished to see that the King gave, not a dowry, but a most lovely

verdure--[Drawing-room tapestry, much in vogue at that time]--, and an

enamelled dinner-service.

The marriage was celebrated at the chateau, without any special

ceremonies or preparations; so much so that two cushions, which had been

forgotten, had to be hastily fetched. I saw what was the matter, and

motioning the two attendants of the royal sacristy, I whispered to them

to fetch what was wanted from my own apartment.

Not knowing to what use these cushions were to be put, my 'valet de

chambre' brought the flowered velvet ones, on which my dogs were wont to

lie. I noticed this just as their Highnesses were about to kneel down,

and I felt so irresistibly inclined to laugh that I was obliged to retire

to my room to avoid bursting out laughing before everybody.

Fortunately the Guises did not get to know of this little detail until

long after, or they might have imagined that it was a planned piece of

malicious mockery. However, it is only fair to admit that the marriage

was treated in a very off-hand way, and it is that which always happens

to people whose modesty and candour hinder them from posing and talking

big when they get the chance. A strange delusion, truly!

Mademoiselle d'Orleans, the eldest child of the second marriage, is

considered one of the prettiest and most graceful of blondes. Her

endowments were surely all that a princess could need, if one except

reserve in speaking, and a general dignity of deportment.

When it was a question of giving her to Prince de Medici, Grand Duke of

Tuscany, she was all the while sincerely attached to handsome Prince

Charles de Lorraine, her maternal cousin. But the King, who, in his

heart of hearts, wanted to get hold of Lorraine for himself, could not

sanction this union; nay, he did more: he opposed it. Accordingly the

Princess, being urged to do so by her mother, consented to go to Italy,

and as we say at Court, expatriate herself.

The Bishop of Nziers, named De Bonzy, the Tuscan charge d'afaires, came,

on behalf of the Medici family, to make formal demand of her hand, and

had undertaken to bring her to her husband with all despatch. He had

undertaken an all too difficult task.

"Monsieur de Bonzy," said she to the prelate, "as it is you who here play

the part of interpreter and cavalier of honour as it is you, moreover,

who have to drag me away from my native country, I have to inform you

that it is my intention to leave it as slowly as possible, and to

contemplate it at my leisure before quitting it forever."

And, indeed, the Princess desired to make a stay more or less long in

every town en route. If, on the way, she noticed a convent of any

importance, she at once asked to be taken thither, and, in default of

other pastime or pretext, she requested them to say complines with full

choral accompaniment.

If she saw some castle or other, she inquired the name of its owner, and,

though she hardly knew the inmates, was wont to invite herself to dinner

and supper.

The Bishop of Beziers grew disconsolate. He wrote letters to the Court,

which he sent by special courier, and I said to the King, "Pray, Sire,

let her do as she likes; she will surely have time enough to look at her

husband later on."

Near Saint Fargeau, when the Princess heard that this estate was her

sister's, Mademoiselle sent a gentleman with her compliments, to ask if

she would give her shelter for twenty-four hours. Instead of twenty-four

hours' stay, she proceeded to take up her abode there; and, provided with

a gun and dogs, she wandered all over the fields, always accompanied by

the worthy Bishop, at whose utter exhaustion she was highly amused.

At length she left her native land, and joined her husband, who seemed

somewhat sulky at all this delay.

"I cannot love you just yet," quoth she, weeping; "my heart is still

another's, and it is impossible to break off such attachments without

much time and much pain. Pray treat me with gentleness, for if you are

severe, I shall not do you any harm, but I shall go back to the

Luxembourg to my mother."

CHAPTER XXV.

Random Recollections.--Madame de Montespan Withdraws from Politics.--The

Queen's Dowry.--First Campaign in Flanders.--The Queen Meets the

King.--Some One Else Sees Him First.--The Queen's Anger at La Valliere.

In compiling these Memoirs, I have never pretended to keep a strictly

regular diary, where events are set down chronologically and in their

proper order. I write as I recollect; some of my recollections are

chronicled sooner, and others later. Thus it happens that the King's

first conquests are only now mentioned in the present chapter, although

they occurred in the year 1667, at the beginning of my credit and my

favour.

I was naturally inclined for politics, and should have liked the hazard

of the game; but I suppose that the King considered me more frivolous and

giddy than I really was, for, despite the strong friendship with which he

has honoured me, he has never been gracious enough to initiate me into

the secrets of the Cabinet and the State.

If this sort of exclusion or ostracism served to wound my self-respect,

it nevertheless had its special advantage for me, for in epochs less

glorious or less brilliant (that is to say, in times of failure), they

could never cavil at advice or counsel which I had given, nor blame me

for the shortcomings of my proteges or creatures.

The King was born ambitious. This prince will not admit it; he gives a

thousand reasons in justification of his conquests. But the desire for

conquest proves him to be a conqueror, and one is not a conqueror without

being ambitious. I think I can explain myself by mentioning the treaty

drawn up at the time of his marriage. It was stipulated that the Infanta

should have rights over the Netherlands, then possessed by Don Balthazar,

Prince of Spain. But it was agreed to give the Princess Maria Theresa a

handsome dowry, in lieu of which she signed a paper renouncing her

rights.

Her father, King Philip IV., died at the close of the year 1665, and the

Queen-mother besought our King not to take advantage of the minority of

the young Charles II., his brother-in-law, by troubling Spain afresh with

his pretensions.

Hardly had Anne of Austria been interred, when the King informed the

Spanish Court of his claims. In the spring of the following year, he

himself led an army into Spanish Flanders, where his appearance was not

expected. These fine provinces, badly provisioned and badly fortified,

made but a merely formal resistance to Conde, Turenne, Crequi, and all

our illustrious generals, who, led by the King in person, wrought the

troops to a wild pitch of enthusiasm.

The King had left the Infanta, his wife, at Compiegne, and it was there

that we awaited either news of the army or orders to advance.

From Compiegne we went to La Fere, where we heard that the King was

coming to receive us. Suddenly it was rumoured that the Duchesse de la

Valliere had just arrived, and that she was acting in accordance with

orders received.

The Queen began to weep, and, sobbing, bewailed her destiny. She was

seized by convulsions and violent retching, much to the alarm of her

ladies and the physicians.

Next day, after mass, the Duchesse and the Marquise de la Valliere came

to make their courtesy to the Queen, who, staring at them, said not a

word. When dinner-time came, she gave orders that no food should be

served to them, but the officials supplied this to them in secret,

fearing to be compromised.

In the coach, the Queen complained greatly of Mademoiselle de la

Valliere, and the Princesse de Bade, one of the ladies-in-waiting, said

to me, "Could you have believed that, with such gentleness, one could

also display such impudence?" The Duchesse de Montausier, I know not

why, expressed herself to me in the same terms of amazement. I replied

that, "Were I in that fair lady's place, I should dare to show myself

least of all to the Queen, for fear of grieving her Majesty." I was

often rebuked afterwards for this speech, which, I admit, I delivered

somewhat thoughtlessly.

On leaving La Fere, the Queen gave particular orders to let the Duchess

have no relays, so that she could not follow; but the Master of the Horse

had caused these to be brought to her from Versailles, so nothing was

wanting.

On putting my head out of window, when we turned a corner of the road, I

saw that La Valliere's coach, with six horses, was following quite close

behind; but I took care not to tell the Queen, who believed those ladies

were a long way off.

All at once, on a height, we saw a body of horsemen approaching. The

King could be plainly distinguished, riding at their head. La Valliere's

coach immediately left the main road, and drove across country, while the

Queen called out to have it stopped; but the King embraced its occupants,

and then it drove off at a gallop to a chateau already fixed upon for its

reception.

I like to be just, and it is my duty to be so. This mark of irreverence

towards the Queen is the only one for which Mademoiselle de la Valliere

can be blamed; but she would never have done such a thing of her own

accord; it was all the fault of the Marquise, blinded as she was by

ambition.

CHAPTER XXVI.

The King Contemplates the Conquest of Holland.--The Grand Seignior's

Embassy.--Madame de Montespan's Chance of Becoming First Lady of the

Harem.--Anxiety to Conclude Negotiations with so Passionate an

Ambassador.--Help Sent to Candia.--With Disastrous Results.--Death of the

Duc de Beaufort.--Why It Is Good to Carry About the Picture of One's

Lady-love.

Having gained possession of the Netherlands in the name of the Infanta,

his consort, the King seriously contemplated the subjugation of the

Dutch, and possibly also the invasion of these rich countries. Meanwhile,

he privately intimated as much to the princes of Europe, promising to

each of them some personal and particular advantage in exchange for a

guarantee of assistance or neutrality in this matter.

The Grand Seignior, hearing that the Pope and the Venetians were urging

our Cabinet to come to the help of Candia,

[This important island of Candia, the last powerful bulwark of

Christendom against the Turk, belonged at that time to Venice. EDITOR'S

NOTE.]

lost no time in sending a splendid embassy to Paris, to congratulate the

young King upon his conquest of Flanders, and to predict for him all

success in the paths along which ambition might lead him.

Being naturally fond of show and display, the King left nothing undone

which might give brilliance to the reception of so renowned an embassy.

The Court wore an air of such splendour and magnificence that these

Mussulmans, used though they were to Asiatic pomp, seemed surprised and

amazed at so brilliant a reception, at which nothing, indeed, had been

forgotten.

The ambassador-in-chief was a pleasant young man, tall, shapely, and

almost as good-looking as the King. This Turk had splendidly shaped

hands, and eyes that shone with extraordinary brilliance. He conceived

an ardent passion for me, a passion that went to such lengths that he

sacrificed thereto all his gravity, all his stately Ottoman demeanour.

When I passed by, he saluted me, placing his hand to his heart, stopping

to gaze at me intently, and watch me as long as possible. Being

introduced (either by chance or design) to my Paris jeweller, he seized a

gold box upon which he saw my portrait, and, giving the jeweller a

considerable sum, refused to part with the picture, however much they

begged him to do so.

One fine morning, in spite of his turban, he got into the large chapel of

the chateau during mass, and while the Court of France was adoring the

true God, Ibrahim knelt down in front of me, which made every one laugh,

including the King.

All such absurdities caused the ministers to give him the required reply

with all speed, and they were not backward in granting him a farewell

audience.

When the time came for him to go, Ibrahim burst into tears, exclaiming

that, in his country, I should be in the first rank, whereas at Saint

Germain I was only in the second; and he charged his interpreter to tell

the King of France that the unhappy Ibrahim would never get over this

visit to his Court.

The King replied, with a smile, that he had "better become a Christian,

and stay with us."

At these words the ambassador turned pale, and glancing downwards,

withdrew, forgetting to salute his Majesty.

Then he returned, and made all his bows quite nicely; nor would he quit

the capital before he had sent me his portrait, some pretty verses in

Italian, which he had caused to be composed, and besides this, a set of

amber ornaments, the most beautiful of any worn by ladies of the harem.

Despite this imposing and costly embassy, despite the ambassador's

compliment, who referred to the King as "Eldest Son of the Sun," this

same Son of the Sun despatched seven thousand picked troops to help

Venice against the Turks. To this detachment the Venetian Republic sent

fourteen vessels laden with their own soldiers, under the leadership of

our Duc de Beaufort, Grand Admiral of France, and Lieutenant-General Duc

de Navailles.

Had these troops arrived in the nick of time, they would have saved

Candia, but by a sudden accident all was lost, and after so terrible a

reverse, the Isle of Candia, wrested from the potentates of Europe and

Christendom, fell a prey to the infidels.

A pistol-shot fired at a Turk blew up several barrels of gunpowder

belonging to a large magazine captured from the enemy. Our troops,

thinking that a mine had been sprung, fled in headlong confusion, never

even caring to save their muskets. The Turks butchered them in the most

frightful manner. In this huge massacre, some of our most promising

officers perished, and the Duc de Beaufort was never found either among

the wounded or the slain.

The young Comte de Guiche, of whom I shall presently speak, had his hand

smashed, and if on his breast he had not worn a portrait of Madame,--[The

ill-fated Duchesse d'Orleans.]--the sword of a Turk would have struck him

to the heart.

The King felt sorry that he had only despatched seven thousand men

thither. But when M. de Louvois informed him that the whole detachment

had been almost annihilated, he regretted having sent so many.

CHAPTER XXVII.

Danger of Harbouring a Malcontent.--The King's Policy with Regard to

Lorraine.--Advice of Madame de Thianges.--Conquest of Lorraine.--The

Lorraines Surrender to the Emperor.

The petty princes placed too near a great potentate are just like the

shrubs that grow beside an old oak tree, whose broad shade blights them,

while its roots undermine and sap them, till at last they are weakened

and destroyed.

When young Gaston, son of Henri IV., seeking to get free from Richelieu's

insolent despotism, withdrew to the Duc de Lorraine, the Cardinal uttered

a cry of joy, and remarked to Louis XIII., that vindictive, jealous

prince, "Oh, what a good turn the Duc d'Orleans has just done you to-day!

By going to stay with M. de Lorraine, he will oust him!"

The Court soon got to know that M. de Lorraine had given Monsieur a most

cordial reception, and that the latter, who, like his father, was very

susceptible, had proposed for the hand of the Princesse Marguerite, a

charming person, and sister to the reigning Duke.

King Louis XIII. openly opposed this marriage, which nevertheless was

arranged for, and celebrated partly at Nancy and partly at Luneville.

Such complacence earned for M. de Lorraine the indignation of the King

and his minister, the Cardinal. They waged against him a war of revenge,

or rather of spoliation, and as the prince, being unable then to offer

any serious resistance, was sensible enough to surrender, he got off with

the sacrifice of certain portions of his territory. He also had to

witness the demolition by France of the fine fortifications of Nancy.

Things were at this juncture when our young King assumed the management

of affairs. The policy pursued by Louis XIII. and his Cardinal seemed to

him an advantageous one, also; he lured to his capital M. de Lorraine,

who was still young and a widower, and by every conceivable pretext he

was prevented from marrying again. Lorraine had a nephew,--[Prince

Charles.]--a young man of great promise, to whom the uncle there and then

offered to make over all his property and rights, if the King would

honour him with his protection and marry him to whomsoever he fancied.

The King would not consent to a marriage of any kind, having a firm,

persistent desire in this way to make the line of these two princes

extinct.

I was talking about this one day in the King's chamber, when my sister De

Thianges had the hardihood to say:

"I hear that the Messieurs de Lorraine are about to take their departure,

and that, having lost all hope of making themselves beloved, they have

resolved to make themselves feared."

The King looked impassively at my sister, showing not a sign of emotion,

and he said to her:

"Do you visit there?"

"Sire," replied Madame de Thianges, unabashed, "augment the number, not

of your enemies, but of your friends; of all policies that is the best."

The King never said a word.

Soon afterwards, the Lorraines appealed secretly to the Empire and the

Emperor. The King was only waiting for such an opportunity; he forthwith

sent Marshal de Crequi at the head of twenty thousand men, who invaded

Lorraine, which had already been ravaged, and the Duchy of Bar, which had

not.

The manifesto stated the motives for such complaint, alleging that the

Duke had not been at the pains to observe the Treaty of Metz with regard

to the surrender of Harsal, and, as a punishment, his entire sovereignty

would be confiscated.

A large army then marched upon Peronne; it had been formed at Saint

Germain, and was divided into two columns. The first went to join the

Duc de Crequi, who occupied Lorraine; the other took up its position near

Sedan, to keep the Flemish and Dutch in check in case of any attempted

rebellion.

The Lorraines, in despair, gave themselves up to the Emperor, who, aware

of their fine soldierly qualities, bestowed upon both high posts of

command. They caused great losses to France and keen anxiety to her

King.

CHAPTER XXVIII.

Embassy of the King of Arda.--Political Influence Exercised by the Good

Looks of Madame de Montespan.--Gifts of the Envoys.--What the Comte de

Vegin Takes for a Horse.--Madame de Montespan Entertains Them in Her Own

House.--Three Missionaries Recommend Her to Them.

From the wilds of Africa, the King of Arda sent an embassy no less

brilliant and far more singular than that of the Turks. This African

prince, hearing of the French King's noble character and of his recent

conquests, proposed to form with him a political and commercial alliance,

and sought his support against the English and the Dutch, his near

neighbours.

The King said to me; "Madame, I believe Ibrahim has proclaimed your

charms even to the Africans; you bring embassies to me from the other end

of the globe. For Heaven's sake, don't show yourself, or these new

envoys will utterly lose their heads, too."

The envoys referred to were notable for their rich, semibarbaric dress,

but not one of them was like Ibrahim. They brought the King a present,

in the shape of a tiger, a panther, and two splendid lions. To the Queen

they gave a sort of pheasant covered with gold and blue feathers, which

burst out laughing while looking intensely grave, to the great diversion

of every one. They also brought to the princess a little blackamoor,

extremely well-made, who could never grow any bigger, and of which she,

unfortunately, grew very fond.--[Later on the writer explains herself

more fully.--EDITOR'S NOTE.]

These Africans also came in ceremonious fashion to present their respects

to me. They greeted me as the "second spouse of the King" (which greatly

offended the Queen), and in the name of the King of Arda, they presented

me with a necklace of large pearls, and two bracelets of priceless

value,--splendid Oriental sapphires, the finest in the world.

I gave orders for my children to be brought to them. On seeing these,

they prostrated themselves. The little Comte de Vein, profiting by their

attitude, began to ride pick-a-back on one of them, who did not seem

offended at this, but carried the child about for a little while.

The ceremony of their presentation will, doubtless, have been described

in various other books; but I cannot forbear mentioning one incident. As

soon as the curtains of the throne were drawn aside, and they saw the

King wearing all his decorations and ablaze with jewels, they put their

hands up to their eyes, pretending to be dazzled by the splendour of his

presence, and then they flung themselves down at full length upon the

ground, the better to express their adoration.

I invited them to visit me at the Chateau de Clagny, my favourite

country-seat, and there I caused a sumptuous collation to be served to

them in accordance with their tastes. Plain roast meat they ate with

avidity; other dishes seemed to inspire them with distrust,--they looked

closely at them, and then went off to something else.

I do not interfere in affairs of State, but I wanted to know from what

source in so remote a country they could have obtained any positive

information as to the secrets of the Court of France. Through the

interpreter, they replied that three travellers--missionaries--had stayed

for a couple of months with their master, the King of Arda, and the good

fathers had told them "that Madame de Montespan was the second spouse of

the great King." These same missionaries had chosen the sort of presents

which they were to give me.

CHAPTER XXIX.

Comte de Vegin, Abbe of Saint Germain des Pres.--Revenues Required, but

Not the Cowl.--Discussion between the King and the Marquise.--Madame

Scarron Chosen as Arbiter.--An Unanswerable Argument.

The wealthy abbey of Saint Germain des Pres--[Yielding a revenue of five

hundred thousand livres.]--was vacant; the King appointed thereto his

son, the Comte de Vegin, and as the Benedictine monks secretly complained

that they should have given to them as chief a child almost still in its

cradle, the King instructed the grand almoner to remind them that they

had had as abbes in preceding reigns princes who were married and of

warlike tastes. "Such abuses," said the prelate, "were more than

reprehensible; his Majesty is incapable of wishing to renew them. As to

the Prince's extreme youth, that is in no way prejudicial to you, my

brethren, as monseigneur will be suitably represented by his

vicar-general until such time as he is able to assume the governorship

himself."

"Is it your intention to condemn my son to be an ecclesiastic?" I asked

the King, in amazement.

"Madame, these are my views," he answered: "If the Comte de Vegin as he

grows up should continue to show pluck and a taste for things military,

as by birth he is bound to do, we will relieve him of the abbey on the

eve of his marriage, while he will have profited thereby up to that time.

If, on the contrary, my son should show but inferior mental capacity, and

a pusillanimous character, there will be no harm in his remaining among

the Church folk; he will be far better off there than elsewhere. The

essential thing for a parent is to study carefully and in good time the

proper vocation for his children; the essential thing for the ruler of an

Empire is to employ the right people to do the work in hand."

"Will my son, on receiving this abbey, have to wear the dress of his

office?" I asked. "Imagine the Comte de Vegin an abbe!"

"Do not feel the slightest repugnance on that score," added the King.

"The Electors of the German Empire are nearly all of them ecclesiastics;

our own history of France will show you that the sons of kings were

bishops or mere abbes; the grandson of the Duc de Savoie is a cardinal

and an archbishop, and King Charles X., my grandfather's paternal uncle,

nearly became King of France and cardinal at one and the same time."

At this moment Madame Scarron came in. "Madame, we will make you our

judge in the argument that we are now having," said his Majesty. "Do you

think there is any objection to our giving to little Vegin the dress of

an abbe?"

"On the contrary, Sire," replied the governess, smiling, "such a dress

will inspire him betimes with reserve and modesty, strengthening his

principles, and making far more profitable to him the excellent education

which he is now receiving."

"I am obliged to you for your opinion," said the King, "and I flatter

myself, madame, that you see things in the same light that I do."

When the King had gone, Madame Scarron asked me why I disapproved of this

abbey.

"I do not wish to deny so rich a benefice to my son," I replied, "but it

seems to me that he might enjoy the revenues therefrom, without being

obliged to wear the livery. Is not the King powerful enough to effect

this?"

"You are hardly just, madame," replied the governess, in a serious tone.

"If our religion be a true one, God himself is at the head of it, and for

so supreme a Chief the sons of kings are but of small account."

With an argument such as this she closed my mouth, leaving me quite

amazed, and next day she smiled with delight when she presented the

little Comte de Vegin dressed as a little abbe.

She was careful to see that the crozier, mitre, and cross were painted on

the panels of his carriage, and let the post of vicar-general be given to

one of her pious friends who was presented to me.

CHAPTER XXX.

Once a Queen, Always a Queen.--An Anonymous Letter.--The Queen's

Confidence.--She Has a Sermon Preached against Madame de Montespan.--Who

the Preacher was.--One Scandal May Avert Another.

I related how, near La Fere, at the time of the Flanders campaign, Madame

de la Valliere's coach, at the risk of offending the Queen, left the main

road and took a short cut across country, so as to get on ahead, and

arrive before anybody else. By this the Duchess thought to give her

royal friend a great mark of her attachment. On the contrary, it was the

first cause for that coolness which the King afterwards displayed.

"Fain would he be beloved, yet loved with tact."

The very next day his Majesty, prevailed upon La Valliere to say that

such a style of travelling was too fatiguing for her. She had the honour

of dining with the Queen, and then she returned to the little chateau of

Versailles, so as to be near her children.

The King arranged with Madame de Montausier, lady-in-waiting to the

Queen, that I should use her rooms to dress and write in, and that his

Majesty should be free to come there when he liked, and have a quiet chat

with me about matters of interest.

The Queen, whom I had managed to please by my amusing talk, always kept

me close to her side, both when taking long walks or playing cards. At a

given signal, a knock overhead, I used to leave the Queen, excusing

myself on the score of a headache, or arrears of correspondence; in

short, I managed to get away as best I could.

The King left us in order to capture Douai, then Tournay, and finally the

whole of Flanders; while the Queen continued to show me every sign of her

sincere and trustful friendship.

In August, on the Day of Our Lady, while the King was besieging Lille, a

letter came to the Queen, informing her that her husband had forsaken

Madame de la Valliere for her Majesty's lady-in-waiting, the Marquise de

Montespan. Moreover, the anonymous missive named "the prudent Duchesse

de Montausier" as confidante and accomplice.

"It is horrible--it is infamous!" cried the Queen, as she flung aside the

letter. "I shall never be persuaded that such is the case. My dear

little Montespan enjoys my friendship and my esteem; others are jealous

of her, but they shall not succeed. Perhaps the King may know the

handwriting; he shall see it at once!" And that same evening she

forwarded the letter to him.

The Comte de Vegin had been born, and the Queen was absolutely ignorant

of his existence. My pregnancy with the Duc du Maine had likewise

escaped her notice, owing to the large paniers which I took to wearing,

and thus made the fashion. But the Court is a place where the best of

friends are traitors. The Queen was at length convinced, after long

refusing to be so, and from that day forward she cordially detested me.

While the King was conquering Holland, she instructed her chief almoner

to have a sermon of a scandalous sort to be preached, which, delivered

with all due solemnity in her presence, should grieve and wound me as

much as possible.

On the day appointed, a preacher, totally unknown to us, gets into the

pulpit, makes a long prayer for the guidance of the Holy Ghost, and then,

rising gracefully, bows low to the Queen. Raising his eyes to heaven, he

makes the sign of the cross and gives out the following text: "Woman,

arise and sin no more. Go hence; I forgive thee."

As he uttered these words, he looked hard at my pew, and soon made me

understand by his egordium how interesting his discourse would be to me.

Written with rare grace of style, it was merely a piece of satire from

beginning to end,--of satire so audacious that it was constantly levelled

at the King.

The orator brought before us in succession lifelike portraits of the

Queen, of her august spouse, of my children, of M. de Montespan, and of

myself. Upon some he lavished praise; others he vehemently rebuked;

while to others he gave tender pity. Anon he caused the lips of his

hearers to curl in irony, and again, roused their indignation or touched

them to tears.

Any one else would have been bored by such a rigmarole; it rather amused

me.

That evening, and for a week afterwards, nothing else but this sermon was

talked of at Versailles. The Queen had received complete satisfaction.

Before me she was at pains not to laugh, and I was pleased to see that

her resentment had almost disappeared.

Upon his return, the King was for punishing such an offence as this.

Things are not easily hidden from him; his Majesty desired to know the

name and rank of the ecclesiastic. The entire Court replied that he was

a good-looking young Franciscan.

The chief almoner, being forced to state the monastery from which the

preacher came, mentioned the Cordeliers of Paris. There it transpired

that the monk told off by the prior for this enterprise had been too

frightened to execute it, and had sent, as his deputy, a young actor from

Orleans,--a brother of his, who thus could not say no.

So, as it happened, Queen Maria Theresa and her chief almoner (an

exemplary person) had caused virtue to be preached to me by a young

play-actor! The King dared not take further proceedings in so strange a

matter, for fear lest one scandal might beget a far greater one. It was

this that caused Madame Cornuel to remark, "The pulpit is in want of

comedians; they work wonders there!"

CHAPTER XXXI.

The King Alters His Opinion about Madame Scarron.--He Wants Her to Assume

Another Name.--He Gives Her the Maintenon Estates.--She and Madame de

Montespan Visit These.--A Strange Story.

At first the King used to feel afraid of Madame Scarron, and seemingly

laughed at me when I endeavoured to persuade him that there was nothing

affected or singular about her. The Marquis de Beringhen, for some

reason or other, had prejudiced his Majesty against her, so that very

often, when the King heard that she was visiting me, he never got beyond

the vestibule, but at once withdrew. One day she was telling me, in her

pleasant, original way, a funny tale about the famous Brancas, and I

laughed till I cried again,--in fact, until I nearly made myself quite

ill.

The King, who was listening at the door, was greatly tickled by the

story. He came in smiling and thoroughly self-possessed. Then,

addressing the governess, he said, "Madame, allow me to compliment you

and to thank you at the same time. I thought you were of a serious,

melancholy disposition, but as I listened to you through the keyhole, I

am no longer surprised that you have such long talks with the Marquise.

Will you do me the favour of being as amusing some other time, if I

venture to make one of the party?"

The governess, courtesying, blushed somewhat; and the King continued,

"Madame, I am aware of your affection for my children; that is a great

recommendation to me; banish all restraint; I take the greatest pleasure

in your company."

She replied, "It was the fear of displeasing you which, despite myself,

caused me to incur your displeasure."

The King continued, "Madame, I know that the late M. de Scarron was a man

of much wit and also of agreeable manners. My cousin, De Beaufort, used

to rave about him, but on account of his somewhat free poems, his name

lacks weight and dignity. In fact, his name in no way fits so charming a

personality as yours; would it grieve you to change it?"

The governess cleverly replied that all that she owed to the memory of

her defunct husband was gratitude and esteem.

"Allow me, then, to arrange matters," added the King. "I am fond of

sonorous names; in this I agree with Boileau."

A few days afterwards we heard that the splendid Maintenon estates were

for sale. The King himself came to inform the widow of this, and, giving

her in advance the fee for education, he counted out a hundred thousand

crowns wherewith instantly to purchase the property.

Forthwith the King compelled her to discard this truly ridiculous

author's name, and styled her before everybody Madame de Maintenon.

I must do her the justice to state that her gratitude for the King's

liberality was well-nigh exaggerated, while no change was perceptible in

her manners and bearing. She had, naturally, a grand, dignified air,

which was in strange contrast to the grotesque buffoonery of her

poet-husband. Now she is exactly in her proper place, representing to

perfection the governess of a king's children.

Spiteful persons were wont to say that I appeared jealous on seeing her

made a marquise like myself. Good gracious, no! On the contrary, I was

delighted; her parentage was well known to me. The Duchesse de

Navailles, my protectress, was a near relative of hers, and M. d'Aubigne,

her grandfather, was one of King Henri's two Chief Gentlemen of the

Chamber.

Madame de Maintenon's father was, in many respects, greatly to blame.

Without being actually dishonest, he squandered a good deal of his

fortune, the greater part being pounced upon by his family; and had the

King forced these harpies to disgorge, Madame de Maintenon could have

lived in opulence, eclipsing several of the personages at Court.

I am glad to be able to do her justice in these Memoirs, to the

satisfaction of my own self-respect. I look upon her as my own

handiwork, and everything assures me that this is her conviction also,

and that she will always bear it in mind.

The King said to us, "Go and see the Chateau de Maintenon, and then you

can tell me all about it. According to an old book, I find that it was

built in the reign of Henri II. by Nicolas de Cointerot, the King's

minister of finance; a 'surintendant's' castle ought to form a noteworthy

feature of the landscape."

Madame de Maintenon hereupon told us a most extraordinary story. The

lady who sold this marquisate had retired two years previously to the

island of Martinique, where she, at the present moment, owned the

residence of Constant d'Aubigne, the same house where the new Marquise de

Maintenon had spent her childhood with her parents, so that while one of

these ladies had quitted the Chateau de Maintenon in order to live in

Martinique, the other had come from Martinique in order to reside at the

Chateau de Maintenon. Truly, the destinies of some are strange in this

world.

The chateau appeared to be large, of solid proportions, and built in a

grandly simple style, befitting a minister of dignity and position. The

governess shed tears of emotion when setting foot there for the first

time. The six priests, whom the surintendant had appointed, officiated

in the large chapel or little church attached to the castle.

They approached us in regular procession, presenting holy water, baskets

of flowers and fruit, an old man, a child, and two little lambs to the

Marquise. The villagers, dressed out with flowers and ribbons, also came

to pay, their respects to her. They danced in the castle courtyard,

under our balcony, to the sound of hautbois and bagpipes.

We gave them money, said pleasant things to everybody, and invited all

the six clerics to sup with us. These gentry spoke with great respect of

the other Madame de Maintenon, who had become disgusted with her

property, and with France generally, because, for two winters running,

her orange-groves and fig-trees had been frost-bitten. She herself,

being a most chilly, person, never left off her furs until August, and in

order to avoid looking at or walking upon snow and ice, she fled to the

other end of the world.

"The other extreme will bring her back to us," observed Madame de

Maintenon to the priests. "Though his Majesty were to give me Martinique

or Saint Domingo, I certainly would never go and live there myself."

When we returned, all these little details greatly amused the King. He,

too, wanted to go and see the castle of another Fouquet, but, as we

complained of the bad roads, he ordered these to be mended along the

entire route.

CHAPTER XXXII.

The Second Comte de Vexin.--He is made Abbe of Saint Denis.--Priests or

Devils?--The Coronation Diadem.--Royalty Jokes with the Monks.

My poor little Comte de Vegin died. We all mourned for him as he

deserved; his pretty face would have made every one love him; his extreme

gentleness had nothing of the savage warrior about it, but at any rate,

he was the best-looking cardinal in Christendom. He made such funny

speeches that one could not help recollecting them. He was more of a

Mortemart than a Bourbon, but that did not prevent the King from

idolising him.

The King thought of conferring the Abbey of Saint Germain des Pres upon

his younger brother; to this I was opposed, imagining, perhaps without

reason, that such succession would bring bad luck. So the King presented

him to the Abbey of Saint Denis, the revenue of which was equally

considerable, and he conferred upon him the title of Comte de Vexin,

caring nothing for the remarks I made concerning the similarities of such

names and distinctions.

The second Comte de Vegin bid fair to be a man of reflection and of

genius. He obviously disliked his little abbe's dress, and we always

kept saying, "It's only for the time being, my little fellow."

When, after his nomination, the monks of Saint Denis came to make their

obeisance to him, he asked if they were devils, and continually covered

his face so as not to see them.

The King arrived, and with a few flattering words managed to soothe the

priests' outraged dignity, and when they asked the little prince if he

would honour them by a visit of inspection to Suger's room,

[Suger was Abbe of Saint Denis, and a famous minister of Queen Blanche.

Editor's Note.]

which had just been restored, he replied with a sulky smile, "I'll come

and see you, but with my eyes shut."

Then the priests mildly remonstrated because the coronation diadem had

not been brought back to their store of treasures, but was still missing.

"So, in your treasure-house at Saint Denis you keep all the crowns of all

the reigns?" asked the prince.

"Yes, Sire, and where could they be better guarded than with us? Who has

most may have least."

"With all their rubies, diamonds, sapphires, and emeralds?"

"Yes, Sire; and hence the name treasure."

The King replied, "If this be the case, I will send you my coronation

crown. At that time my brow was not so big; you will find the crown

small, I tell you."

Then one of the monks, in the most serious manner, said, "It's not as

small as it was; your Majesty has enlarged it a good deal."

Madame de Maintenon burst out laughing, and I was not slow to follow her

example; we saw that the King could hardly maintain his gravity. He said

to the priest, "My father, you turn a pretty compliment in a most

praiseworthy manner; you ought to have belonged to the Jesuits, not to

the Benedictines."

We burst out laughing anew, and this convent-deputation, the

gloomiest-looking, most funereal one in the world, managed to cause us

some diversion, after all.

To make amends for our apparent frivolity, his Majesty himself took them

to see his splendid cabinet of medals and coins, and sent them back to

their abbey in Court carriages.

CHAPTER XXXIII.

M. de Lauzun Proposes for the Hand of Mademoiselle de Thianges.--Letter

from the Duc de Lorraine.--Madame de Thianges Thinks that Her Daughter

Has Married a Reigning Prince.--The King Disposes Otherwise.--The Duc de

Nevers.

The brilliant Marquis de Lauzun, after paying court to myself, suddenly,

turned his attention to Mademoiselle de Thianges,--my sister's child. If

a fine figure and a handsome face, as well as the polished manners of a

great gentleman, constitute a good match, M. de Lauzun was, in all

respects, worthy of my niece. But this presumptuous nobleman had but a

slender fortune. Extravagant, without the means to be so, his debts grew

daily greater, and in society one talked of nothing but his lavish

expenditure and his creditors. I know that the purses of forty women

were at his disposal. I know, moreover, that he used to gamble like a

prince, and I would never marry my waiting-maid to a gambler and a rake.

Both Madame de Thianges and myself rejected his proposals, and though

resolved to let him have continued proofs of our good-will, we were

equally determined never to accept such a man as son-in-law and nephew.

Hereupon the letter which I am about to transcribe was sent to me by a

messenger:

PRINCE CHARLES DE LORRAINE TO MADAME LA MARQUISE DE MONTESPAN.

MADAME:--My unfortunate uncle and I have always loved France, but France

has forced us both to break off all relations with her and to become

exiles!!! Despite the kindness and generosity wherewith the Imperial

Court seeks to comfort us in our misfortune, the perpetual cry of our

hearts calls us back to our fatherland,--to that matchless land where my

ancestors have ever been beloved.

My uncle is guilty of no crime but that of having formerly received in

his palace a son of good King Henri IV., after his humiliation by a

shameless minister. My dear uncle proposed to resign all his property in

my favour, and to meet the wishes of his Majesty as to the wife that

should be mine.

When my uncle asked for the hand of Mademoiselle de Montpensier, on my

behalf, my cousin replied that a ruined and dismantled throne did not

augur well for a dowry, and she further remarked that we were not on good

terms with the King.

When I begged Cardinal Mazarin to grant me the hand of the present Madame

de Mazarin, his Eminence replied, "Would you like to be a cardinal? I

can manage that; but as regards my niece, the Queen is going to get her

married immediately."

When, before God and man, I wedded Mademoiselle de Nemours, whose worthy

mother led her to the altar, his Majesty refused to sign the marriage

contract, and told Madame de Nemours that it would never be considered

valid.

Soon afterwards the Bishop of Laon, who has complete influence over

Madame de Vendome, declared as null and void--a marriage negotiated and

consecrated by himself, and thus a bond made in heaven has been broken on

earth.

Such treatment as this, I confess, seemed to us to exceed the bounds of

humanity and of justice. My uncle and I quitted France,--the France that

persecutes and harasses us, that desires the destruction of our family

and the forcible union of our territory with her own.

The late Queen, of illustrious and glorious memory, disapproved of

Richelieu's injustice towards us. Under the ministry of the Cardinal,

his successor, she often, in noble fashion, held out to us a helping

hand. How comes it that the King, who in face is her living image, does

not desire to be like her in heart?

I address myself to you, madame, who by your beauty and Spiritual charm

hold such imperious sway over his decisions, and I implore you to

undertake our defence. My uncle and I, his rightful and duteous heir,

offer the King devoted homage and unswerving fealty. We offer to forget

the past, to put our hearts and our swords at his service. Let him

withdraw his troops and those standards of his that have brought terror

and grief to our unhappy Lorraine. I offer to marry Mademoiselle de

Thianges, your beautiful and charming niece, and to make her happy, and

to surrender all any estates to the King of France, if I die without male

issue or heirs of any sort.

I know your kind-heartedness, madame, by a niece who is your picture. In

your hands I place her interests and my fate. I await your message with

impatience, and I shall receive it with courage if you fail to obtain

that which you ought to obtain.

Be assured, madame, of my unbounded admiration and respect.

CHARLES

I at once went to my house at Clagny, whither I privately summoned Madame

de Thianges. On reading this letter, my sister was moved to tears, for

she had always deeply felt how unjustly this family had been treated. She

was also personally attached to this same Prince Charles, whom to see was

to love.

We read this letter through thrice, and each time we found it more

admirable; the embarrassing thing was how to dare to let his Majesty know

its contents. However temperate the allusions to himself, there was

still the reproach of injustice and barbarity, set against the clemency

of Anne of Austria, and her generous compassion.

My sister said to me, "Go boldly to work in the matter. Despite your

three children, the King leaves you merely a marquise; and for my own

part, if my daughter becomes Duchesse do Lorraine, I promise you the

Principality of Vaudemont."

"It is quite true," I replied; "his conduct is inexplicable. To Madame

Scarron, who was only the governess of his children, he gives one of the

first marquisates of France, while to me, who have borne these three

children (with infinite pain), I admit he has only given some jewelry,

some money, and this pretty castle of Clagny."

"You are as clever as can be, my dear Athenais," said Madame de Thianges,

"but, as a matter of fact, your cleverness is not of a business kind. You

don't look after yourself, but let yourself be neglected; you don't push

yourself forward enough, nor stand upon your dignity as you ought to do.

"The little lame woman had hardly been brought to bed of Mademoiselle de

Blois, when she was made Duchesse de Vaujours and de la Valliere.

"Gabrielle d'Estrees, directly she appeared, was proclaimed Duchesse de

Beaufort.

"Diane de Poitiers was Duchesse de Valentinois and a princess. It's only

you who are nobody, and your relations also are about the same! Make the

most of this grand opportunity; help the Prince of Lorraine, and the

Prince of Lorraine will help you."

On our return from the chateau, while our resolution was yet firm, we

went laughing to the King. He asked the reason of our gaiety. My sister

said with her wonted ease, "Sire, I have come to invite you to my

daughter's wedding."

"Your daughter? Don't you think I am able to get her properly married?"

cried the King.

"Sire, you cannot do it better than I can myself. I am giving her a

sovereign as husband, a sovereign in every sense of the term."

It seemed to me the King flushed slightly as he rejoined, "A sovereign on

his feet, or a sovereign overthrown?"

"How do you mean, Sire?" said my sister.

"Madame de Thianges," replied the King, "pray, let us be friends. I was

informed two days ago of the proposals of the Messieurs de Lorraine; it

is not, yet time to give them a definite reply. It behoves, me to give

your daughter in marriage, and I have destined her for the Duc de Nevers,

who is wealthy, and my friend."

"The Duc de Nevers!" cried my sister; "why, he's cracked for six months

in the year."

"Those who are cracked for a whole twelvemonth deserve far more pity,"

replied the King.

Then, turning to me, he observed, "You make no remark, madame? Does your

niece's coronation provide you also with illusions?"

I easily perceived that we had been cherishing an utterly fantastic

scheme, and I counselled Madame de Thianges to prefer to please the King;

and, as she was never able to control her feelings, she sharply replied,

"Madame la Marquise, good day or good night!"

The King, however, did not relax his persistence in giving us the Duc de

Nevers as son-in-law and nephew; and as this young gentleman's one fault

is to require perpetual amusement, partly derived from poetry and partly

from incessant travelling, my niece is as happy with him as a woman who

takes her husband's place well can be. As soon as he gets to Paris, he

wants to return to Rome, and hardly has he reached Rome, when he has the

horses put to for Paris.

CHAPTER XXXIV.

Mademoiselle de Mortemart, Abbess of Fontevrault.--She Comes to

Court.--The Cloister.--Her Success at Court.--Her Opinion Respecting

Madame de Montespan's Intimacy with the King.

My second sister, Mademoiselle de Mortemart, was so unfortunate as to

fall in love with a young Knight of Malta, doomed from his birth and by

his family to celibacy. Having set out upon his caravans,--[Sea-fights

against the Turks and the pirates of the Mediterranean.]--he was killed

in combat by the Algerians.

Such was Mademoiselle de Mortemart's grief that life became unbearable to

her. Beautiful, witty, and accomplished, she quitted the world where she

was beloved, and, at the, age of seventeen, took the veil at Fontevrault.

So severely had she blamed the conduct of Mademoiselle de la Valliere,

while often vehemently denouncing that which she termed the disorder at

Court, that, since the birth of the Duc du Maine, I had not gone to the

convent to see her. We were like unto persons both most anxious to break

off an intimacy and yet who had not done so.

The Duc de Lorraine was known to her. He wrote to her, begging her to

make it up with me, so as to further his own ends. To gratify him, and

mainly because of her attachment to Prince Charles, my sister actually

wrote to me, asking for my intervention and what she termed my support.

Nuns always profess to be, and think that they are, cut off from the

world. But the fact is, they care far more for mundane grandeur than we

do. Madame de Thianges and her sister would have given their very

heart's blood to see my niece the bride of a royal prince.

One day the King said to me, "The Marquise de Thianges complains that I

have as yet done nothing for your family; there is a wealthy abbey that

has just become vacant; I am going to give it to your sister, the nun;

since last night she is the Abbess of Fontevrault."

I thanked the King, as it behoved me to do, and he added, "Your brother

shall be made a duke at once. I am going to appoint him general of Royal

Galleys, and after one or two campaigns he will have a marshal's baton."

"And what about me, Sire?" said I. "What, may it please your Majesty,

shall I get from the distribution of all these favours and emoluments?" I

laughingly asked the question.

"You, madame?" he replied. "To you I made a present of my heart, which

is not altogether worthless; yet, as it is possible that, when this heart

shall have ceased to beat, you may have to maintain your rank, I will

give you the charming retreat of Petit-Bourg, near Fontainebleau."

Saying this, his face wore a sad look, and I was sorry that I asked him

for anything. He is fond of giving, and of giving generously, but of his

own accord, without the least prompting. Had I refrained from committing

this indiscretion, he might, possibly, have made me a duchess there and

then, renaming Petit-Bourg Royal-Bourg.

The new abbess of Fontevrault, caring less now for claustral seclusion,

equipped her new residence in very sumptuous style. In a splendid

carriage she came to thank the King and kiss hands. With much tact and

dignity she encountered the scrutiny of the royal family and of the

Court. Her manners showed her to have been a person brought up in the

great world, and possessed of all the tact and delicacy which her

position as well as mine required.

As she embraced me, she sighed; yet, instantly recovering herself, she

made the excuse that so many ceremonious greetings and compliments had

fatigued her.

It was not long before the King joined us, who said, "Madame, I never

thought that there was much amusement to be got by wearing the veil. Now,

you must admit that days in a convent seem very long to any one who has

wit and intelligence."

"Sire," replied my sister, "the first fifteen or twenty months are

wearisome, I readily confess. Then comes discouragement; after that,

habit; and then one grows resigned to one's fetters from the mere

pleasure of existence."

"Did you meet with any good friends among your associates?"

"In such assemblies," rejoined the Abbess, "one can form no attachment or

durable friendship. The reason for this is simple. If the companion you

choose is religious in all sincerity, she is perforce a slave to every

little rule and regulation, and to her it would seem like defrauding the

Deity to give affection to any one but to Him. If, by mischance, you

meet with some one of sensitive temperament, with a bright intellect that

matches your own, you lay yourself open to be the mournful sharer of her

griefs, doubts, and regrets, and her depression reacts upon you; her

sorrow makes your melancholy return. Privation conjures up countless

illusions and every chimera imaginable, so that the peaceful retreat of

virgins of the Lord becomes a veritable hell, peopled by phantoms that

groan in torture!"

"Oh, madame!" exclaimed the King. "What a picture is this! What a

spectacle you present to our view!"

"Fortunately," continued Mademoiselle de Mortemart, "in convents girls of

intelligence are all too rare. The greater number of them are colourless

persons, devoid of imagination or fire. To exiles like these, any

country, any climate would seem good; to flaccid, crushed natures of this

type, every belief would seem authoritative, every religion holy and

divine. Fifteen hundred years ago these nuns would have made excellent

vestal virgins, watchful and resigned. What they need is abstinence,

prohibitions, thwartings, things contrary to nature. By conforming to

most rigorous rules, they consider themselves suffering beings who

deserve heavy recompense; and the Carmelite or Trappist sister, who

macerates herself by the hair-shirt or the cilex, would look upon God as

a false or wicked Being, if, after such cruel torment, He did not

promptly open to her the gates of Paradise.

"Sire," added the Abbess de Fontevrault, "I have three nuns in my convent

who take the Holy Communion every other day, and whom my predecessor

could never bring herself to absolve for some old piece of nonsense of

twenty years back."

"Do you think you will be able to manage them, madame?" asked the King,

laughing.

"I am afraid not," replied my sister. "Those are three whom one could

never manage, and your Majesty on the throne may possibly have fewer

difficulties to deal with than the abbess or the prior of a convent."

The King was obliged to quit us to go and see one of the ministers, but

he honoured the Abbess by telling her that she was excellent company, of

which he could never have too much.

My sister wished to see Madame de Maintenon and the Duc du Maine; so we

visited that lady, who took a great liking to the Abbess, which was

reciprocated.

When my sister saw the young Duc du Maine, she exclaimed, "How handsome

he is! Oh, sister, how fond I shall be of such a nephew!"

"Then," said I, "you will forgive me, won't you, for having given birth

to him?"

"When I reproached you," she answered, "I had not yet seen the King. When

one has seen him, everything is excusable and everything is right.

Embrace me, my dear sister, and do not let us forget that I owe my abbey

to you, as well as my independence, fortune, and liberty."

BOOK 3.

CHAPTER XXXV.

M. de Lauzun and Mademoiselle de Montpensier.--Marriage of the One and

Passion of the Other.--The King Settles a Match.--A Secret Union.--The

King Sends M. de Lauzun to Pignerol.--The Life He Leads

There.--Mademoiselle's Liberality.--Strange Way of Acknowledging It.

They are forever talking about the coquetry of women; men also have their

coquetry, but as they show less grace and finesse than we do, they do not

get half as much attention.

The Marquis de Lauzun, having one day, noticed a certain kindly feeling

for him in the glances of Mademoiselle, endeavoured to seem to her every

day more fascinating and agreeable. The foolish Princess completely fell

into the snare, and suddenly giving up her air of noble indifference,

which till then had made her life happy, she fell madly in love with a

schemer who despised and detested her.

Held back for some months by her pride, as also by the exigencies of

etiquette, she only disclosed her sentimental passion by glances and a

mutual exchange of signs of approval; but at last she was tired of

self-restraint and martyrdom, and, detaining M. de Lauzun one day in a

recess, she placed her written offer of marriage in his hand.

The cunning Marquis feigned astonishment, pretending humbly to renounce

such honour, while increasing his wiles and fascinations; he even went so

far as to shed tears, his most difficult feat of all.

Mademoiselle de Montpensier, older than he by twelve or fourteen years,

never suspected that such a disparity of years was visible in her face.

When one has been pretty, one imagines that one is still so, and will

forever remain so. Plastered up and powdered, consumed by passion, and

above all, blinded by vanity, she fancied that Nature had to obey

princes, and that, to favour her, Time would stay his flight.

Though tired and bored with everything, Lauzun, the better to excite her

passion, put on timid, languid airs, like those of some lad fresh from

school. Quitting the embraces of some other woman, he played the lonely,

pensive, melancholy bachelor, the man absorbed by this sweet, new mystery

of love.

Having made mutual avowal of their passion, which was fill of esteem,

Lauzun inquired, merely from motives of caution, as to the Princess's

fortune; and she did not fail to tell him everything, even about her

plate and jewels. Lauzun's love grew even more ardent now, for she had

at least forty millions, not counting her palace.

He asked if, by the marriage, he would become a prince, and she replied

that she, herself, had not sufficient power to do this; that she was most

anxious to arrange this, if she could; but anyhow, that she could make

him Duc de Montpensier, with a private uncontrolled income of five

hundred thousand livres.

He asked if, on the family coat-of-arms, the husband's coronet was to

figure, or the wife's; but, as she would not change her name, her arms,

she decided, could remain as heretofore,--the crown, the fleur-de-lis,

and so forth.

He inquired if the children of the marriage would rank as princes, and

she said that she saw nothing to prevent this. He also asked if he would

be raised higher in the peerage, and might look to being made a prince at

last, and styled Highness as soon as the contract had been signed.

This caused some doubt and reflection. "The King, my cousin," said

Mademoiselle, "is somewhat strict in matters of this sort. He seems to

think that the royal family is a new arch-saint, at whom one may look

only when prostrate in adoration; all contract therewith is absolutely

forbidden. I begin to feel uneasy about this; yes, Lauzun, I have fears

for our love and marriage."

"Are you, then, afraid?" asked Lauzun, quite crestfallen.

"I knew how to point the Bastille cannon at the troops of the King," she

replied; "but he was very young then. No matter, I will go and see him;

if he is my King, I am his cousin; if he has his crotchets, I have my

love and my will. He can't do anything, my dear Lauzun; I love you as

once he loved La Valliere, as to-day he loves Montespan; I am not afraid

of him. As for the permission, I know our history by heart, and I will

prove to him by a hundred examples that, from the time of Charlemagne up

to the present time, widows and daughters of kings have married mere

noblemen. These nobleman may have been most meritorious,--I only know

them from history,--but not one of them was as worthy as you."

So saying, she asked for her fan, her gloves, and her horses, and

attended by her grooms-in-waiting, she went to the King in person.

The King listened to her from beginning to end, and then remarked, "You

refused the Kings of Denmark, Portugal, Spain, and England, and you wish

to marry my captain of the guard, the Marquis de Lauzun?"

"Yes, Sire, for I place him above all monarchs,--yourself alone

excepted."

"Do you love him immensely?"

"More than I can possibly say; a thousand, a hundred thousand times more

than myself."

"Do you think he is equally devoted to you?"--"That would be impossible,"

she tranquilly answered; "but his love for me is delicate, tender; and

such friendship suffices me."

"My cousin, in all that there is self-interest. I entreat you to

reflect. The world, as you know, is a mocking world; you want to excite

universal derision and injure the respect which is due to the place that

I fill."

"Ah, Sire, do not wound me! I fling myself at your feet. Have

compassion upon M. de Lauzun, and pity my tears. Do not exercise your

power; let him be the consolation of my life; let me marry him."

The King, no longer able to hide his disgust and impatience, said,

"Cousin, you are now a good forty-four years old; at that age you ought

to be able to take care of yourself. Spare me all your grievances, and

do what pleases you."

On leaving Mademoiselle, he came to my apartment and told me about all

this nonsense. I then informed him of what I had heard by letter the day

before. Lauzun, while still carrying on with the fastest ladies of the

Court and the town, had just wheedled the Princess into making him a

present of twenty millions,--a most extravagant gift.

"This is too much!" exclaimed the King; and he at once caused a letter to

be despatched to Mademoiselle and her lover, telling them that their

intimacy must cease, and that things must go no farther.

But the audacious Lauzun found means to suborn a well-meaning simpleton

of a priest, who married them secretly the very same day.

The King's indignation and resentment may well be imagined. He had his

captain of the guard arrested and sent as a prisoner to Pignerol.

On this occasion, M. de Lauzun complained bitterly of me; he invented the

most absurd tales about me, even saying that he had struck me in my own

apartments, after taunting me to my face with "our old intimacy."

That is false; he reproached me with nothing, for there was nothing to

reproach. Shortly after the Princess's grand scene, he came and begged

me to intercede on his behalf. I only made a sort of vague promise, and

he knew well enough that, in the great world, a vague promise is the same

as a refusal.

For more than six months I had to stanch the tears and assuage the grief

of Mademoiselle. So tiresome to me did this prove, that she alone

well-nigh sufficed to make me quit the Court.

Such sorrowing and chagrin made her lose the little beauty that still

remained to her; nothing seemed more incongruous and ridiculous than to

hear this elderly grand lady talking perpetually about "her dearest

darling, the prisoner."

At the time I write he is at Pignerol; his bad disposition is forever

getting him into trouble. She sends him lots of money unknown to the

King, who generally knows everything. All this money he squanders or

gambles away, and when funds are low, says, "The old lady will send us

some."

CHAPTER XXXVI.

Hyde, the Chancellor.--Misfortune Not Always Misfortune.--Prince

Comnenus.--The King at Petit-Bourg.--His Incognito.--Who M. de Vivonne

Really Was.

The castle of Petit-Bourg, of which the King made me a present, is

situate on a height overlooking the Seine, whence one may get the

loveliest of views. So pleasant did I find this charming abode, that I

repaired thither as often as possible, and stayed for five or six days.

One balmy summer night, I sat in my dressing-gown at the central balcony,

watching the stars, as was my wont, asking myself whether I should not be

a thousand times happier if I should pass my life in a retreat like this,

and so have time to contemplate the glorious works of Nature, and to

prepare myself for that separation which sooner or later awaited me.

Reason bade me encourage such thoughts, yet my heart offered opposition

thereto, urging that there was something terrifying in solitude, most of

all here, amid vast fields and meadows, and that, away from the Court and

all my friends, I should grow old, and death would take me before my,

time. While plunged in such thoughts, I suddenly heard the sound of a

tocsin, and scanning the horizon, I saw flames and smoke rising from some

hamlet or country-house. I rang for my servants, and told them instantly

to despatch horsemen to the scene of the catastrophe, and bring back

news.

The messengers started off, and soon came back to say that the fire had

broken out at the residence of my lord Hyde, Chancellor of England, who

was but lately convalescent. They had seen him lying upon a rug on the

grass, some little distance from the burning mansion. I forthwith

ordered my carriage to be sent for him, and charged my surgeon and

secretary to invite him to take shelter at my castle.

My lord gratefully accepted the invitation; he entered my room as the

clock struck twelve. As yet he could not tell the cause of the disaster,

and in a calm, patriarchal manner observed, "I am a man marked out for

great misfortune. God forbid, madame, that the mischance which dogs my

footsteps touch you also!"

"I cannot bear to see a fire," said I, in reply to the English nobleman,

"for some dreadful accident always results therefrom. Yet, on the whole,

they are of good augury, and I am sure, my lord, that your health or your

affairs will benefit by this accident."

Hearing me talk thus, my lord smiled. He only took some slight

refreshment,--a little soup,--and heard me give orders for all my

available servants to be sent to the scene of disaster, in order to save

all his furniture, and protect it as well.

After repeated expressions of his gratitude, he desired to withdraw, and

retired to rest. Next day we learnt that the fire had been got under

about one o'clock in the morning; one wing only of the chateau had been

destroyed, and the library, together with all the linen and plate, was

well-nigh intact. Lord Hyde was very glad to hear the news. They told

him that all the labourers living near had gladly come to the help of his

servants and mine. As his private cashbox had been saved, owing to their

vigilance and honesty, he promised to distribute its contents among them

when he returned.

Hardly had he got the words out, when they came to tell me that, on the

highroad, just in front of my gates, a carriage, bound for Paris, had the

traces broken, and the travellers persons of distinction begged the

favour of my hospitality for a short while. I consented with pleasure,

and they went back to take the travellers my answer.

"You see, madame," said the Chancellor, "my bad luck is contagious; no

sooner have I set foot in this enchanting abode than its atmosphere

deteriorates. A travelling-carriage passes rapidly by in front of the

gates, when lo! some invisible hand breaks it to pieces, and stops it

from proceeding any further."

Then I replied, "But how do you know, monsieur, that this mishap may not

prove a most agreeable adventure for the travellers to whom we are about

to give shelter? To begin with, they will have the honour of making your

acquaintance, and to meet with an illustrious person is no common or

frivolous event."

The servants announced the Princes Comnenus, who immediately entered the

salon. Though dressed in travelling-costume, with embroidered gaiters,

in the Greek fashion, it was easy to see what they were. The son, a lad

of fourteen, was presented to me by his father, and when both were

seated, I introduced them to the Chancellor.

"The name is well known," observed the Prince, "even in Greece. My lord

married his daughter to the heir-presumptive to the English throne, and

England, being by nature ungrateful, has distressed this worthy parent,

while robbing him of all his possessions."

At these words Lord Hyde became greatly affected; he could not restrain

his tears, and fearing at first to compromise himself, he told us that

his exile was voluntary and self-imposed, or very nearly so.

After complimenting the Chancellor of a great kingdom, Prince Comnenus

thought that he ought to say something courteous and flattering to

myself.

"Madame," quoth he, "it is only now, after asking for hospitality and

generously obtaining it, that I and my son have learnt the name of the

lady who has so graciously granted us admission to this most lovely

place. For a moment we hesitated in awe. But now our eyes behold her

whom all Europe admires, whom a great King favours with his friendship

and confidence. What strange chances befall one in life! Could I ever

have foreseen so fortunate a mishap!"

I briefly replied to this amiable speech, and invited the travellers to

spend, at least, one day with us. They gladly accepted, and each retired

to his apartment until the time came for driving out. Dinner was laid,

and on the point of being served, when the King, who was on his way from

Fontainebleau, suddenly entered my room. He had heard something about a

fire, and came to see what had happened. I at once informed him, telling

him, moreover, that I had the Duke of York's father-in-law staying with

me at the moment.

"Lord Hyde, the Chancellor?" exclaimed the King. "I have never seen

him, and have always been desirous to make his acquaintance. The

opportunity is an easy and favourable one."

"But that is not all, Sire; I have other guests to meet you," said I.

"And who may they be?" inquired the King, smiling. "Just because I have

come in rough-and-ready plight, your house is full of people."

"But they are in rough-and-ready plight as well," I answered; "so your

Majesties must mutually excuse each other."

"Are you in fun or in earnest?" asked his Majesty. "Have you really got

some king stowed away in one of your rooms?"

"Not a king, Sire, but an emperor,--the Emperor of Constantinople and

Trebizond, accompanied by the Prince Imperial, his son. You shall see

two Greek profiles of the best sort, two finely cut noses, albeit hooked,

and almond-shaped eyes, like those of Achilles and Agamemnon."

Then the King said, "Send for your groom of the chambers at once, and

tell him to give orders that my incognito be strictly observed. You must

introduce me to these dignitaries as your brother, M. de Vivonne. Under

these conditions, I will join your party at table; otherwise, I should be

obliged to leave the castle immediately."

The King's wishes were promptly complied with; the footmen were let into

the secret, and I introduced "Monsieur de Vivonne" to my guests.

The talk, without being sparkling, was pleasant enough until dessert.

When the men-servants left us, it assumed a very different character. The

King induced the Chancellor to converse, and asked him if his exile were

owing to the English monarch personally, or to some parliamentary

intrigue.

"King Charles," replied his lordship, "is a prince to gauge whose

character requires long study. Apparently, he is the very soul of

candour, but no one is more deceitful than he. He fawns and smiles upon

you when in his heart of hearts he despises and loathe you. When the

Duke of York, unfortunately, became violently enamoured of my daughter,

he did not conceal his attachment from his brother, the King, and at last

asked for his approval to join his fortunes to my daughter's, when the

King, without offering opposition, contented himself by pointing out the

relative distance between their rank and position; to which the Duke

replied, 'But at one time you did everything you possibly could to get

Olympia Mancini, who was merely Mazarin's niece!' And King Charles, who

could not deny this, left his brother complete liberty of action.

"As my daughter was far dearer and more precious to me than social

grandeur, I begged the Duke of York to find for himself a partner of

exalted rank. He gave way to despair, and spoke of putting an end to his

existence; in fact, he behaved as all lovers do whom passion touches to

madness; so this baleful marriage took place. God is my witness that I

opposed it, urged thereto by wisdom, by modesty, and by foresight. Now,

as you see, from that cruel moment I have been exiled to alien lands,

robbed of the sight of my beloved child, who has been raised to the rank

of a princess, and whom I shall never see again. Why did my sovereign

not say to me frankly, I do not like this marriage; you must oppose it,

Chancellor, to please me?

"How different was his conduct from that of his cousin, the French King!

Mademoiselle d'Orleans wanted to make an unsuitable match; the King

opposed it, as he had a right to do, and the marriage did not take

place."

My "brother," the King, smiled as he told his lordship he was right.

Prince Comnenus was of the same opinion, and, being expressly invited to

do so, he briefly recounted his adventures, and stated the object of his

journey to Paris.

"The whole world," said he, "is aware of the great misfortunes of my

family. The Emperors Andronicus and Michael Comnenus, driven from the

throne of Constantinople, left their names within the heart and memory of

Greece; they had ruled the West with a gentle sceptre, and in a people's

grateful remembrance they had their reward. My ancestors, their

descendants, held sway in Trebizond, a quicksand which gave way beneath

their tread. From adversity to adversity, from country to country, we

were finally driven to seclusion in the Isle of Candia, part of the

quondam Minos territory. Venice had allowed Candia to fall before

Mahomet's bloody sword. Europe lost her bulwark, the Cross of the

Saviour was thrown down, and the Candian Christians have been massacred

or forced to flee. I have left in the hands of the conqueror my fields

and forests, my summer palace, my winter palace, and my gardens filled

with the produce of America, Asia, and Europe. From this overwhelming

disaster I managed to save my son; and as my sole fortune I brought away

with me the large jewels of Andronicus, his ivory and sapphire sceptre,

his scimitar of Lemnos, and his ancient gold crown, which once encircled

Theseus's brow.

"These noble relics I shall present to the King of France. They say that

he is humane, generous, fond of glory, and zealous in the cause of

justice. When before his now immovable throne he sees laid down these

last relics of an ancient race, perhaps he will be touched by so

lamentable a downfall, and will not suffer distress to trouble my last

days, and darken the early years of this my child."

During this speech I kept watching the King's face. I saw that he was

interested, then touched, and at last was on the point of forgetting his

incognito and of appearing in his true character.

"Prince," said he to the Greek traveller, "my duties and my devotion make

it easy for me to approach the King of France's person very closely. In

four or five days he will be leaving Fontainebleau for his palace at

Saint Germain. I will tell him without modification all that I have just

heard from you. Without being either prophet or seer, I can guarantee

that you will be well received and cordially welcomed, receiving such

benefits as kings are bound to yield to kings.

"Madame, who respects and is interested in you, is desirous, I feel

certain, for me to persuade you to stay here until her departure; she

enjoys royal favour, and it is my sister herself who shall present you at

Court. You shall show her, you shall show us all, the golden crown of

Theseus, the sceptre of Adronicus, and this brow which I gaze upon and

revere, for it deserves a kingly diamond.

"As for you, my lord," said his Majesty to the English nobleman, "if the

misfortune of last night prove disastrous in more ways than one, pray

wait for a while before you go back to the smouldering ashes of a

half-extinguished fire. My sister takes pleasure in your company;

indeed, the Marquise is charmed to be able to entertain three such

distinguished guests, and begs to place her chateau at your disposal

until such time as your own shall be restored. We shall speak of you to

the King, and he will certainly endeavour to induce King Charles, his

cousin, to recall you to your native country."

Then, after saying one or two words to me in private, he bowed to the

gentlemen and withdrew. We went out on to the balcony to see him get

into his coach, when, to the surprise and astonishment of my guests, as

the carriage passed along the avenue, about a hundred peasants, grouped

near the gateway, threw off their hats and cried, "Long live the King!"

Prince Comnenus and his son were inconsolable; I excused myself by saying

that it was at the express desire of our royal visitor, and my lord

admitted that at last he recollected his features, and recognised him by

his grand and courtly address.

Before I end my tale, do not let me forget to say that the King strongly

recommended Prince Comnenus to the Republic of Genoa, and obtained for

him considerable property in Corsica and a handsome residence at Ajaccio.

He accepted five or six beautiful jewels that had belonged to Andronicus,

and caused the sum of twelve hundred thousand francs to be paid to the

young Comnenus from his treasury.

CHAPTER XXXVII

The Universal Jubilee.--Court Preachers.--King David.--Madame de

Montespan is Obliged to go to Clagny.--Bossuet's Mission.--Mademoiselle

de Mauleon.--An Enemy's Good Faith.

I do not desire to hold up to ridicule the rites of that religion in

which I was born and bred. Neither would I disparage its ancient usages,

nor its far more modern laws. All religions, as I know, have their

peculiarities, all nations their contradictions, but I must be suffered

to complain of the abuse sometimes made in our country of clerical and

priestly authority.

A general jubilee was held soon after the birth of my second son, and

among Christian nations like ours, a jubilee is as if one said, "Now all

statutes, divine and earthly, are repealed; by means of certain formula

recited, certain visits paid to the temples, certain acts of abstinence

practised here and there, all sins, misdemeanours, and crimes are

forgiven, and their punishment cancelled." It is generally on the

occasion of the proclamation of a new pontificate at Rome that such great

papal absolutions are extended over the whole universe.

The jubilee having been proclaimed in Paris, the Court preachers worked

miracles. They denounced all social irregularities and friendships of

which the Church disapproved. The opening sermon showed plainly that the

orator's eloquence was pointed at myself. The second preacher showed

even less restraint; he almost mentioned me by name. The third

ecclesiastic went beyond all bounds, actually uttering the following

words:

"Sire, when King David was still but a shepherd, a heifer was stolen from

his flocks; David made complaint to the patriarch of the land, when his

heifer was restored to him, and the thief was punished.

"When David came to the throne, he carried off his servant's wife, and as

an excuse for such an odious deed, he pleaded the young woman's extreme

beauty. The wretched servant besought him to obey the voice, not of

passion, but of justice, and the servant was disgraced and perished

miserably. Oh, David, unhappy David!"

The King, who had found it hard to sit quiet and hear such insults, said

to me that evening:

"Go to Clagny. Let this stormy weather pass by. When it is fine again,

you must come back."

Having never run counter to the wishes of the father of my children, I

acquiesced, and without further delay gladly departed.

Next day, Madame de Montausier came to see me at my country-house; she

told me of the general rumour that was afloat at Court. The news, said

she, of my retirement had begun to get about; three bishops had gone to

congratulate the King, and these gentlemen had despatched couriers to

Paris to inform the heads of the various parishes, inviting them to write

to the prince sympathising references touching an event which God and all

Christendom viewed with complete satisfaction.

Madame de Montausier assured me that the King's bearing was fairly calm

on the whole, and she also added that he had granted an interview of half

an hour at least to the Abbe Bossuet, who had discoursed to him about me

in a strain similar to that of the other clerics.

She was my sincere friend; she promised to come to Clagny every evening,

driving thither incognito.

She had hardly been gone an hour, when my footman announced "Monsieur

Bossuet, Bishop of Condom."

At the mention of this name, I felt momentarily inclined to refuse to see

its owner; but I conquered my disgust, and I did well. The prelate, with

his semi-clerical, semi-courtly air, made me a low bow. I calmly waited,

so as to give him time to deliver his message. The famous rhetorician

proceeded as follows:

"You know, madame, with what health-giving sacrifices the Church is now

engaged. The merits of our Lord doubtless protect Christians at all

times, but the Church has appointed times more efficacious, ceremonies

more useful, springs yet more abounding. Thus it is that we now

celebrate the grand nine days of the jubilee.

"To this mystic pool herdsman and monarchs alike receive summons and

admission. The most Christian King must, for his own sake, accomplish

his own sanctification; his sanctification provides for that of his

subjects.

"Chosen by God to this royal priesthood, he comprehends the duties

imposed upon him by such noble office. The passions of the heart are

maladies from which man may recover, just as he recovers from physical

disease. The physicians of the soul have lifted up their voice, have

taken sage counsel together; and I come to inform you of the monarch's

miraculous recovery, and at his request, I bring you this important and

welcome news.

"For convalescents, greater care is required than for others; the King,

and the whole of France, beseech you, with my voice, to have respect and

care for the convalescence of our monarch, and I beg you, madame, to

leave at once for Fontevrault."

"For Fontevrault?" I cried, without betraying my emotion. "Fontevrault

is near Poitiers; it is too far away. No, I would rather go to

Petit-Bourg, near the forest of Fontainebleau."

"Fontainebleau is but eighteen leagues from the capital," he answered;

"such proximity would be dangerous. I must insist upon Fontevrault,

madame."

"But I cannot take my children to Fontevrault," I retorted; "the nuns,

and the Abbess herself, would never admit them. You know better than I

do that it is a nunnery."

"Your children," said he, "are not necessary to you; Madame de la

Valliere managed to leave here for good and all."

"Yes; and in forsaking them she committed a crime," I answered; "only

ferocious-hearted persons could have counselled her or commanded her to

do so." And saying this, I rose, and gave him a glance of disdain.

He grew somewhat gentler in manner as he slowly went on, "His Majesty

will take care of your children; it behoves you to save their mother.

And, in order to prove to you that I have not come here of my own accord,

but that, on the contrary, I am executing a formal command, here is a

letter of farewell addressed to you by the King."

I took the letter, which was couched in the following terms:

It is but right, madame, that on so solemn an occasion I should set an

example myself. I must ask you henceforth to consider our intimacy

entirely at an end. You must retire to Fontevrault, where Madame de

Montemart will take care of you and afford you distraction by her

charming society. Your children are in good hands; do not be in the

least uneasy about them. Farewell. I wish you all the firmness and

well-being possible. LOUISON

In the first flush of my indignation I was about to trample under foot so

offensive a communication. But the final phrase shocked me less than the

others.

I read it over again, and understood that if the King recommended me to

be firm, it was because he needed to be firm himself. I soon mastered my

emotion, and looked at things in their real light. It was easy to see

that sanctimonious fanatics had forced the King to act. Bossuet was not

sanctimonious, but, to serve his own ends, proffered himself as spokesman

and emissary, being anxious to prove to his old colleagues that he was on

the side of what they styled moral conduct and good example.

For a while I walked up and down my salon; but the least exertion

fatigues me. I resumed my armchair or my settee, leaving the man there

like a sort of messenger, whom it was not necessary to treat with any

respect. He was bold, and asked me for a definite answer which he could

take back to his Majesty. I stared hard at him for about a minute, and

then said: "My Lord Bishop of Condom, the clerics who have been advising

the King are very pleased that he should set an example to his people of

self-sacrifice. I am of their opinion; I think as they do, as you do, as

the Pope does; but feeling convinced that to us, the innocent sheep, the

shepherds ought first to show an example, I will consent to break off my

relationship with his Majesty when you, M. de Condom, shall have broken

off your intimacy with Mademoiselle de Mauleon des Vieux!"

By a retort of this kind I admit that I hoped greatly to embarrass the

Bishop, and enjoy seeing his face redden with confusion. But he was

nowise disconcerted, and I confess to-day that this circumstance proved

to me that there was but little truth in the rumours that were current

with regard to this subject.

"Mademoiselle de Mauleon!" said he, smiling half-bitterly,

half-pityingly. "Surely, madame, your grief makes you forget what you

say. Everybody knows that she is an acquaintance of my youth, and that,

since that time, having confidence in my doctrines and my counsel, she

wished to have me as spiritual monitor and guide. How can you institute

a comparison between such a relationship and your own?" Then, after

walking up and down for a moment, as if endeavouring to regain his

self-possession, he continued:

"However, I shall not insist further; it was signally foolish of me to

speak in the name of an earthly king, when I should have invoked that of

the King of Heaven. I have received an insulting answer. So be it.

"Farewell, madame. I leave you to your own conscience, which, seemingly,

is so tranquil that I blame myself for having sought to disturb it."

With these words he departed, leaving me much amazed at the patience with

which a man, known to be so arrogant and haughty, had received such an

onslaught upon his private life and reputation.

I need scarcely say that, next day, the species of pastoral letter which

my lords the Bishops of Aleth, Orleans, Soissons, and Condom had dictated

to the King was succeeded by another letter, which he had dictated

himself, and by which my love for him was solaced and assured.

He begged me to wait patiently for a few days, and this arrangement

served my purpose very well. I thought it most amusing that the King

should have commissioned M. de Bossuet to deliver this second missive,

and I believe I said as much to certain persons, which perhaps gave rise

to a rumour that he actually brought me love-letters from the King. But

the purveyors of such gossip could surely know nothing of Bossuet's

inflexible principles, and of the subtlety of his policy. He was well

aware that by lending himself to such amenities he would lose caste

morally with the King, and that if by his loyalty he had won royal

attachment and regard, all this would have been irretrievably lost. Thus

M. de Bossuet was of those who say, "Hate me, but fear me," rather than

of those who strive to be loved. Such people know that friendships are

generally frail and transient, and that esteem lasts longer and leads

further. He never interfered again with my affairs, nor did I with his;

I got my way, and he is still where he was.

CHAPTER XXXVIII.

Madame de Montespan Back at Court.--Her Friends.--Her Enemies.--Edifying

Conversions.--The Archbishop of Paris.

Eight days after the conclusion of the jubilee I returned to Versailles.

The King received me with every mark of sincere friendship; my friends

came in crowds to my apartments; my enemies left their names with my

Swiss servant, and in chapel they put back my seat, chairs, and

footstools in their usual place.

Madame de Maintenon had twice sent my children to Clagny

[The splendid Chateau de Clagny (since demolished) was situated on the

beautiful country surrounding Versailles, near the wood of Millers

d'Avrai.--EDITOR's NOTE.]

with the under-governess; but she did not come herself, which greatly

inconvenienced me. I complained to her about this, and she assured me

the King had dissuaded her from visiting me, "so as to put curious folk

off the scent;" and when I told her of my interview with M. de Bossuet,

she neatly avoided being mixed up in the matter by omitting to blame

anybody. The most licentious women, so she told me, had distinguished

themselves by pious exercises during the observance of the jubilee. She

informed me that the Comtesse de Soissons, the Princesse de Monaco,

Madame de Soubise, and five or six virtuous dames of this type, had given

gold, silver, and enamelled lamps to the most notable churches of the

capital. The notorious Duchesse de Longueville talked of having her own

tomb constructed in a Carmelite chapel. Six leaders of fashion had

forsworn rouge, and Madame d'Humieres had given up gambling. As for my

lord the Archbishop of Paris, he had not changed his way of life a jot,

either for the better or for the worse.

CHAPTER XXXIX.

Attempted Abduction.--The Marquise Procures a Bodyguard.--Her Reasons for

So Doing.--Geography and Morals.

The youthful Marquis d'Antin--my son--was growing up; the King showed him

the most flattering signs of his attachment, and as the child had lived

only with me, he dreaded his father's violent temper, of which he had

often heard me speak. In order to have the custody of his son, the

Marquis de Montespan had appealed to Parliament; but partisans of the

King had shelved the matter, which, though ever in abeyance, was still

pending. I had my son educated under my care, being sure of the tender

attachment that would spring up between himself and the princes, his

brothers. At the Montespan chateau, I admit, he would have learned to

ride an unbroken horse, as well as to shoot hares, partridges, and big

game; he would also have learned to talk loud, to use bad language, to

babble about his pedigree, while ignorant of its history or its crest; in

fine, he would have learned to despise his mother, and probably to hate

her. Educated under my eyes, almost on the King's lap, he soon learned

the customs of the Court and all that a well-born gentleman should know.

He will be made Duc d'Antin, I have the King's word for it,--and his mien

and address, which fortunately sort well with that which Fate holds in

store for him, entitle him to rank with all that is most exalted at

Court.

The Procureur-General caused a man from Barn to be arrested, who had come

to abduct my son. This individual, half-Spanish and half-French, was

detained in the Paris prisons, and I was left in ignorance of the matter.

It was imprudent not to tell me, and almost occasioned a serious mishap.

One day I was returning from the neighbourhood of Etampes with only my

son, his tutor, and my physician in the carriage. On reaching a steep

incline, where the brake should be put on, my servants imprudently

neglected to do this, and I felt that we were burning the roadway in our

descent. Such recklessness made me uneasy, when suddenly twelve horsemen

rode headlong at us, and sought to stop the postilions. My six horses

were new ones and very fresh; they galloped along at breakneck speed. Our

pursuers fired at the coachman, but missed him, and the report of a

pistol terrified the horses yet further. They redoubled their speed. We

gave ourselves up for lost, as an accident of some sort seemed bound to

ensue, when suddenly my carriage reached the courtyard of an inn, where

we obtained help.

Baulked of their prey, the horsemen turned about and rode away. They had

been noticed the day before, hanging about and asking for Madame de

Montespan.

We stayed that night at the inn, and next day, provided with a stout

escort, we reached Saint Germain.

The King regretted not having provided against similar attempts. He

rewarded my postilions for their neglect to use the brake (a neglect

which, at first, I was going to punish), saying to me, "If they had put

the brake on, you would have been captured and whisked off to the

Pyrenees. Your husband is never going to give in!"

"Such a disagreeable surprise," added he, "shall not occur again.

Henceforth you shall not travel without an adequate escort. In future,

you shall have a guard of honour, like the Queen and myself." I had long

wished for this privilege, and I warmly thanked his Majesty.

Nevertheless, people chose to put a completely false construction upon so

simple an innovation, and my sentiments in the matter were wholly

misunderstood. It was thought that vanity had prompted me to endeavour

to put myself on a level with the Queen, and this worthy princess was

herself somewhat nettled thereat. God is my witness that, from mere

motives of prudence, this unusual arrangement had to be made, and I

entirely agreed to it. After all, if the Infanta of Spain gave birth to

the Dauphin, Athenais de Mortemart is the mother of several princes.

In France, a Catholic realm, for the King to have a second wife is

considered superfluous by the timorous and shrivelled-brained. In

Constantinople, Alexandria, and Ispahan, I should have met with only

homage, veneration, respect. Errors of a purely geographical nature are

not those which cause me alarm; to have brought into the world so perfect

a being as the Duc du Maine will never, as I take it, incur blame at the

tribunal of Almighty God.

Mademoiselle de Nantes, his charming sister, has from her cradle been

destined to belong to one of the royal branches. Mademoiselle de Blois

will also become the mother of several Bourbon princes; I have good

grounds for cherishing such flattering hopes.

The little Comte de Toulouse already bids fair to be a worthy successor

to M. du Maine. He has the same grace of manner, and frank,

distinguished mien.

When all these princes possess their several escorts, it will seem

passing strange that their mother alone should not have any. That is my

opinion, and it is shared by all people of sense.

CHAPTER XL.

Osmin, the Little Moor.--He Sets the Fashion.--The Queen Has a Black

Baby.--Osmin is Dismissed.

I have already told how the envoys of the King of Arda, an African

prince, gave to the Queen a nice little blackamoor, as a toy and pet.

This Moor, aged about ten or twelve years, was only twenty-seven inches

in height, and the King of Arda declared that, being quite unique, the

boy would never grow to be taller than three feet.

The Queen instantly took a great fancy to this black creature. Sometimes

he gambolled about and turned somersaults on her carpet like a kitten, or

frolicked about on the bureau, the sofa, and even on the Queen's lap.

As she passed from one room to another, he used to hold up her train, and

delighted to catch hold of it and so make the Queen stop short suddenly,

or else to cover his head and face with it, for mischief, to make the

courtiers laugh.

He was arrayed in regular African costume, wearing handsome bracelets,

armlets, a necklace ablaze with jewels, and a splendid turban. Wishing

to show myself agreeable, I gave him a superb aigrette of rubies and

diamonds; I was always sorry afterwards that I did so.

The King could never put up with this little dwarf, albeit his features

were comely enough. To begin with, he thought him too familiar, and

never even answered him when the dwarf dared to address him.

Following the fashion set by her Majesty, all the Court ladies wanted to

have little blackamoors to follow them about, set off their white

complexions, and hold up their cloaks or their trains. Thus it came that

Mignard, Le Bourdon, and other painters of the aristocracy, used to

introduce negro boys into all their large portraits. It was a mode, a

mania; but so absurd a fashion soon had to disappear after the mishap of

which I am about to tell.

The Queen being pregnant, public prayers were offered up for her

according to custom, and her Majesty was forever saying: "My pregnancy

this time is different from preceding ones. I am a prey to nausea and

strange whims; I have never felt like this before. If, for propriety's

sake, I did not restrain myself, I should now dearly like to be turning

somersaults on the carpet, like little Osmin. He eats green fruit and

raw game; that is what I should like to do, too. I should like to--"

"Oh, madame, you frighten us!" exclaimed the King. "Don't let all those

whimsies trouble you further, or you will give birth to some monstrosity,

some freak of nature." His Majesty was a true prophet. The Queen was

delivered of a fine little girl, black as ink from head to foot. They

did not tell her this at once, fearing a catastrophe, but persuaded her

to go to sleep, saying that the child had been taken away to be

christened.

The physicians met in one room, the bishops and chaplains in another. One

prelate was opposed to baptising the infant; another only agreed to this

upon certain conditions. The majority decided that it should be baptised

without the name of father or mother, and such suppression was

unanimously advocated.

The little thing, despite its swarthy hue, was most beautifully made; its

features bore none of those marks peculiar to people of colour.

It was sent away to the Gisors district to be suckled as a negro's

daughter, and the Gazette de France contained an announcement to the

effect that the royal infant had died, after having been baptised by the

chaplains.

[This daughter of the Queen lived, and was obliged to enter a Benedictine

nunnery at Moret. Her portrait is to be seen in the Sainte Genevieve

Library of Henri IV.'s College, where it hangs in the winter

saloon.--EDITOR'S NOTE.]

The little African was sent away, as may well be imagined; and the Queen

admitted that, one day soon after she was pregnant, he had hidden himself

behind a piece of furniture and suddenly jumped out upon her to give her

a fright. In this he was but too successful.

The Court ladies no longer dared come near the Queen attended by their

little blackamoors. These, however, they kept for a while longer, as if

they were mere nick-hacks or ornaments; in Paris they were still to be

seen in public. But the ladies' husbands at last got wind of the tale,

when all the little negroes disappeared.

CHAPTER XLI.

Monsieur's Second Marriage.--Princess Palatine.--The Court Turnspit.--A

Woman's Hatred.--The King's Mistress on a Par with the First Prince of

the Blood.--She Gives His Wife a Lesson.

In order to keep up appearances at his Palais Royal, Monsieur besought

the King to consent to his remarriage after the usual term of mourning

was at an end.

"Whom have you in view?" asked his brother. He replied that he proposed

to wed Mademoiselle--the grande Mademoiselle de Montpensier--on account

of her enormous wealth!

Just then Mademoiselle was head over ears in love with Lauzun. She sent

the Prince about his business, as I believe I have already stated.

Moreover, she remarked: "You had the loveliest wife in all

Europe,--young, charming, a veritable picture. You might have seen to it

that she was not poisoned; in that case you would not now be a widower.

As it is not likely that I should ever come to terms with your

favourites, I shall never be anything else to you but a cousin, and I

shall endeavour not to die until the proper time; that is, when it shall

please God to take me. You can repeat this speech, word for word, to your

precious Marquis d'Effiat and Messieurs de Remecourt and de Lorraine.

They have no access to my kitchens; I am not afraid of them."

This answer amused the King not a little, and he said to me: "I was told

that the Palatine of Bavaria's daughter is extremely ugly and ill-bred;

consequently, she is capable of keeping Monsieur in check. Through one

of my Rhenish allies, I will make proposals to her father for her hand.

As soon as a reply comes, I will show my brother a portrait of some sort;

it will be all the same to him; he will accept her."

Soon afterwards this marriage took place. Charlotte Elizabeth of

Bavaria, though aware of the sort of death that her predecessor died,

agreed to marry Monsieur. Had she not been lucky enough to make this

grand match, her extreme ugliness would assuredly have doomed her to

celibacy, even in Bavaria and in Germany. It is surely not allowable to

come into the world with such a face and form, such a voice, such eyes,

such hands, and such feet, as this singular princess displayed. The

Court, still mindful of the sweetness, grace, and charm of Henrietta of

England, could not contemplate without horror and disgust the fearful

caricature I have just described. Young pregnant women--after the

Queen's unfortunate experience--were afraid to look at the Princess

Palatine, and wished to be confined before they reappeared at Court.

As for herself, armed with robust, philosophical notions, and a complete

set of Northern nerves, she was in no way disconcerted at the effect her

presence produced. She even had the good sense to appear indifferent to

all the raillery she provoked, and said to the King:

"Sire, to my mind you are one of the handsomest men in the world, and

with few exceptions, your Court appears to me perfectly fitted for you. I

have come but scantily equipped to such an assemblage. Fortunately, I am

neither jealous nor a coquette, and I shall win pardon for my plainness,

I myself being the first to make merry at it."

"You put us completely at our ease," replied the King, who had not even

the courage to be gallant. "I must thank you on behalf of these ladies

for your candour and wit." Ten or twelve of us began to titter at this

speech of hers. The Robust Lady never forgave those who laughed.

Directly she arrived, she singled me out as the object of her ponderous

Palatine sarcasms. She exaggerated my style of dress, my ways and

habits. She thought to make fun of my little spaniels by causing herself

to be followed, even into the King's presence-chamber, by a large

turnspit, which in mockery she called by the name of my favourite dog.

When I had had my hair dressed, ornamented with quantities of little

curls, diamonds, and jewelled pins, she had the impertinence to appear at

Court wearing a huge wig, a grotesque travesty of my coiffure. I was

told of it. I entered the King's apartment without deigning to salute

Madame, or even to look at her.

I had also been told that, in society, she referred to me as "the

Montespan woman." I met her one day in company with a good many other

people, and said to her:

"Madame, you managed to give up your religion in order to marry a French

prince; you might just as well have left behind your gross Palatine

vulgarity also. I have the honour to inform you that, in the exalted

society to which you have been admitted, one can no more say 'the

Montespan woman,' than one can say 'the Orleans woman.' I have never

offended you in the slightest degree, and I fail to see why I should have

been chosen as the favoured object of your vulgar insults."

She blushed, and ventured to inform me that this way of expressing

herself was a turn of speech taken from her own native language, and that

by saying "the," as a matter of course "Marquise" was understood.

"No, madame," I said, without appearing irritated; "in Paris, such an

excuse as that is quite inadmissible, and since you associate with

turnspits, pray ask your cooks, and they will tell you."

Fearing to quarrel with the King, she was obliged to be more careful, but

to change one's disposition is impossible, and she has loathed and

insulted me ever since. Her husband, who himself probably taught her to

do so, one day tried to make apologies for what he ruefully termed her

reprehensible conduct. "There, there, it doesn't matter," I said to him;

"it is easier to offend me than to deceive me. Allow me to quote to you

the speech of Mademoiselle de Montpensier, 'You had a charming and

accomplished wife, you ought to have prevented her from being poisoned,

and then we should not have had this hag at Court.'"

CHAPTER XLII.

Madame de Montespan's Father-confessor.--He Alters His Opinion.--Madame

de Maintenon Is Consulted.--A General on Theology.--A Country

Priest.--The Marquise Postpones Her Repentance and Her Absolution.

My father-confessor, who since my arrival at Court had never vexed or

thwarted me, suddenly altered his whole manner towards me, from which I

readily concluded that the Queen had got hold of him. This priest, of

gentle, easy-going, kindly nature, never spoke to me except in a tone of

discontent and reproach. He sought to induce me to leave the King there

and then, and retire to some remote chateau. Seeing that he was

intriguing, and had, so to speak, taken up his position, like a woman of

experience I took up mine as well, and politely dismissed him, at which

he was somewhat surprised. In matters of religion, Madame de Maintenon,

who understands such things, was my usual mentor. I told her that I was

disheartened, and should not go to confession again for ever so long. She

was shocked at my resolve, and strove all she could to make me change my

mind and endeavour to lead me back into the right way.

She forever kept repeating her favourite argument, saying, "Good

gracious! suppose you should die in that state!"

I replied that it was not my fault, as I had never ceased to obey the

precepts of the Holy Church. "It was my old father-confessor," said I,

"the Canon of Saint Thomas du Louvre, who had harshly refused to confess

me."

"What he does," replied she, "is solely for your own good."

"But if he has only my well-being in view," I quickly retorted, "why did

not he think of this at first? It would have been far better to have

stopped me at the outset, instead of letting me calmly proceed upon my

career. He is obeying the Queen's orders, or else those of that Abbe

Bossuet de Mauleon, who no longer dares attack me to my face."

As we thus talked, the Duc de Vivonne came into my room. Learning the

topic of our discussion, he spoke as follows: "I should not be general of

the King's Galleys and a soldier at heart and by profession if my opinion

in this matter were other than it is. I have attentively read

controversies on this point, and have seen it conclusively proved that

our kings never kept a confessor at Court. Among these kings, too, there

were most holy, most saintly people, and--"

"Then, what do you conclude from that, Duke?" asked Madame de Maintenon.

"Why, that Madame will do well to respect his Majesty the King as her

father-confessor."

"Oh, Duke, you shock me! What dreadful advice, to be sure!" cried the

governess.

"I have not the least wish to shock you, madame; but my veneration for

D'Aubigne--

[Theodore Agrippa, Baron d'Aubigne, lieutenant-general in the army of

Henri IV. He persevered in Calvinism after the recantation of the

King.--EDITOR'S NOTE.]

your illustrious grandfather--is too great to let me think that he is

among the damned, and he never attended confession at all."

"Eternity hides that secret from us," replied Madame de Maintenon. "Each

day I pray to God to have mercy upon my poor grandfather; if I thought he

were among the saved, I should never be at pains to do this."

"Bah, madame! let's talk like sensible, straightforward people," quoth

the General. "The reverend Pere de la Chaise--one of the Jesuit

oracles--gives the King absolution every year, and authorises him to

receive the Holy Sacrament at Easter. If the King's confessor--thorough

priest as he is--pardons his intimacy with madame, here, how comes it

that the other cleric won't tolerate madame's intimacy with the King? On

a point of such importance as this, the two confessors ought really to

come to some agreement, or else, as the Jesuits have such a tremendous

reputation, the Marquise is entitled to side with them."

Hemmed in thus, Madame de Maintenon remarked "that the morals of Jesuits

and lax casuists had never been hers," and she advised me to choose a

confessor far removed from the Court and its intrigues.

The next day she mentioned a certain village priest to me, uninfluenced

by anybody, and whose primitive simplicity caused him to be looked upon

as a saint.

I submitted, and ingenuously went to confess myself to this wonderful

man; his great goodness did not prevent him from rallying me about the

elegance of my costume, and the perfume of my gloves, and my hair. He

insisted upon knowing my name, and on learning it, flew into a passion. I

suppress the details of his disagreeable propositions. Seated sideways

in his confessional, he stamped on the floor, abused me, and spoke

disrespectfully of the King. I could not stand such scandalous behaviour

for long; and, wearing my veil down, I got into my coach, being

thoroughly determined that I would take a good long holiday. M. de

Vivonne soundly rated me for such cowardice, as he called it, while

Madame de Maintenon offered me her curate-in-chief, or else the Abbe

Gobelin.

But, for the time being, I determined to keep to my plan of not going to

confession, strengthened in such resolve by my brother Vivonne's good

sense, and the attitude of the King's Jesuit confessor, who had a great

reputation and knew what he was about.

CHAPTER XLIII.

The Comte de Guiche.--His Violent Passion for Madame.--His Despair.--He

Flees to La Trappe.--And Comes Out Again.--A Man's Heart.--Cured of His

Passion, He Takes a Wife.

The Comte de Guiche, son of the Marechal de Grammont, was undoubtedly one

of the handsomest men in France.

The grandeur and wealth of his family had, at an early age, inspired him

with courage and self-conceit, so that in his blind, frivolous

presumption, the only person, as he thought, who exceeded his own

fascination was possibly the King, but nobody else.

Perceiving the wonderful charm of Monsieur's first wife, he conceived so

violent a passion for her that no counsel nor restraint could prevent him

from going to the most extravagant lengths in obedience to this rash,

this boundless passion.

Henrietta of England, much neglected by her husband, and naturally of a

romantic disposition, allowed the young Count to declare his love for

her, either by singing pretty romances under her balcony, or by wearing

ribbons, bunched together in the form of a hieroglyphic, next his heart.

Elegantly dressed, he never failed to attend all the assemblies to which

she lent lustre by her presence. He followed her to Saint Germain, to

Versailles, to Chambord, to Saint Cloud; he only lived and had his being

in the enjoyment of contemplating her charms.

One day, being desirous of walking alongside her sedan-chair, without

being recognised, he had a complete suit made for him of the La Valliere

livery, and thus, seeming to be one of the Duchess's pages, he was able

to converse with Madame for a short time. Another time he disguised

himself as a pretty gipsy, and came to tell the Princess her fortune. At

first she did not recognise him, but when the secret was out, and all the

ladies were in fits of laughter, a page came running in to announce the

arrival of Monsieur. Young De Guiche slipped out by a back staircase,

and in order to facilitate his exit, one of the footmen, worthy of

Moliere, caught hold of the Prince as if he were one of his comrades, and

holding a handkerchief over his face, nearly poked his eye out.

The Count's indiscretions were retailed in due course to Monsieur by his

favourites, and he was incensed beyond measure. He complained to

Marechal de Grammont; he complained to the King.

Hereupon, M. de Guiche received orders to travel for two or three years.

War with the Turks had just been declared, and together with other

officers, his friends, he set out for Candia and took part in the siege.

All did him the justice to affirm that while there he behaved like a

hero. When the fortress had to capitulate, and Candia was lost to the

Christians forever, our officers returned to France. Madame was still

alive when the young Count rejoined his family. He met the Princess once

or twice in society, without being able to approach her person, or say a

single word to her.

Soon afterwards, she gave birth to a daughter. A few days later, certain

monsters took her life by giving her poison. This dreadful event made

such an impression upon the poor Comte de Guiche, that for a long while

he lost his gaiety, youth, good looks, and to a certain extent, his

reason. After yielding to violent despair, he was possessed with rash

ideas of vengeance. The Marechal de Grammont had to send him away to one

of his estates, for the Count talked of attacking and of killing, without

further ado, the Marquis d'Effiat, M. de Remecourt, the Prince's

intendant, named Morel,

[Morel subsequently admitted his guilt in the matter of Madame's death,

as well as the commission of other corresponding crimes. See the Letters

of Charlotte, the Princess Palatine.--EDITOR'S NOTE.]

and even the Duc d'Orleans himself.

His intense agitation was succeeded by profound melancholy, stupor

closely allied to insanity or death.

One evening, the Comte de Guiche went to the Abbey Church of Saint Denis.

He hid himself here, to avoid being watched, and when the huge nave was

closed, and all the attendants had left, he rushed forward and flung

himself at full length upon the tombstone which covers the vast royal

vault. By the flickering light of the lamps, he mourned the passing

hence of so accomplished a woman, murdered in the flower of her youth. He

called her by name, telling her once more of his deep and fervent love.

Next day, he wandered about in great pain, gloomy and inconsolable.

One day he came to see me at Clagny, and talked in a hopeless, desolate

way about our dear one. He told me that neither glory nor ambition nor

voluptuous pleasures could ever allure him or prove soothing to his soul.

He assured me that life was a burden to him,--a burden that religion

alone prevented him from relinquishing, and that he was determined to

shut himself up in La Trappe or in some such wild, deserted place.

I sought to dissuade him from such a project, which could only be the

cause of grief and consternation to his relatives. He pretended to yield

to my entreaties, but the next night he left home and disappeared.

At length he came back. Luckily, the Trappist Abbe de Ranch wished to

take away from him the portrait on enamel of Henrietta of England, so as

to break it in pieces before his eyes. So indignant was the Count that

he was upon the point of giving the hermit a thrashing. He fled in

disgust from the monastery, and this fresh annoyance served, in some

degree, to assuage his grief. Life's daily occupations, the excitements

of society, the continual care shown towards him by his relatives, youth,

above all, and Time, the irresistible healer, at last served to soothe a

sorrow which, had it lasted longer, would have been more disastrous in

its results.

The Comte de Guiche consented to marry a wife to whom he was but slightly

attached, and who is quite content with him, praising his good qualities

and all his actions.

CHAPTER XLIV.

Mexica.--Philippa.--Molina.--The Queen's Jester.

In marrying Maria Theresa, Infanta of Spain, the King had made an

advantageous match from a political point of view. For through the

Infanta he had rights with regard to Flanders; she also provided him with

eventual claims upon Spain itself, together with Mexico and Peru. But

from a personal and social point of view, the King could not have

contracted a more miserable alliance. The Infanta, almost wholly

uneducated, had not even such intellectual resources as a position such

as hers certainly required, where personal risk was perpetual, where

authority had to be maintained by charming manners, and respect for power

ensured by elevation of tone and sentiment, which checks the indiscreet,

and imbues everybody with the spirit of consideration and reverence.

Maria Theresa, though a king's daughter, made no more effect at Court

than if she had been a mere middle-class person. The King, in fact, by

his considerateness, splendour, and glory, served to support her dignity.

He hoped and even desired that she should be held in honour, partly for

her own sake, in a great measure for his. But as soon as she started

upon some argument or narration where force of intellect was needed, she

always seemed bewildered, and he soon interrupted her either by finishing

the tale himself, or by changing the conversation. This he did

good-naturedly and with much tact, so that the Queen, instead of taking

offence, was pleased to be under such an obligation to him. From such a

wife this prince could not look to have sons of remarkable talent or

intellect, for that would have been nothing short of a miracle. And thus

the little Dauphin showed none of those signs of intelligence which the

most ordinary commonplace children usually display. When the Queen heard

courtiers repeat some of the droll, witty sayings of the Comte de Vegin,

or the Duc du Maine, she reddened with jealousy, and remarked, "Everybody

goes into ecstasies about those children, while Monsieur le Dauphin is

never even mentioned."

She had brought with her from Spain that Donna Silvia Molina, of whom I

have already spoken, and who had got complete control over her character.

Instead of tranquillising her, and so making her happy, Donna Silvia

thought to become more entertaining, and above all, more necessary to

her, by gossiping to her about the King's amours. She ferreted out all

the secret details, all the petty circumstances, and with such dangerous

material troubled the mind and destroyed the repose of her mistress, who

wept unceasingly, and became visibly changed.

La Molina, enriched and almost wealthy, was sent back to Spain, much to

the grief of Maria Theresa, who for several days after her departure

could neither eat nor sleep.

At the same time, the King got rid of that little she-dwarf, named

Mexica, in whose insufferable talk and insufferable presence the Queen

took delight. But the sly little wretch escaped during the journey, and

managed to get back to the princess again, hidden in some box or basket.

The Queen was highly delighted to see her again; she pampered her

secretly in her private cabinet with the utmost mystery, giving up every

moment that she could spare.

One day, by way of a short cut, the King was passing through the Queen's

closet, when he heard the sound of coughing in one of the cupboards.

Turning back, he flung it open, where, huddled up in great confusion, he

found Mexica.

"What!" cried his Majesty; "so you are back again? When and how did you

come?"

In a feeble voice Mexica answered, "Sire, please don't send me away from

the Queen any more, and she will never complain again about Madame de

Montespan."

The King laughed at this speech, and then came and repeated it to me. I

laughed heartily, too, and such a treaty of peace seemed to contain queer

compensation clauses: Madame de Montespan and Mexica were mutually bound

over to support each other; the spectacle was vastly droll, I vow.

Besides her little dwarf, the Queen had a fool named Tricominy. This

quaint person was permitted to utter everywhere and to everybody in

incoherent fashion the pseudo home-truths that passed through his head.

One day he went up to the grande Mademoiselle de Montpensier, and said to

her before everybody, "Since you are so anxious to get married, marry me;

then that will be a man-fool and a woman-fool." The Princess tried to

hit him, and he took refuge behind the Queen's chair.

Another time, to M. Letellier, Louvois's brother and Archbishop of

Rheims, he said, "Monseigneur, do let me ascend the pulpit in your

Cathedral, and I will preach modesty and humanity to you." When the

little Duc d'Anjou, that pretty, charming child, died of suppressed

measles, the Queen was inconsolable, and the King, good father that he

is, was weeping for the little fellow, for he promised much. Says

Tricominy, "They're weeping just as if princes had not got to die like

anybody else. M. d'Anjou was no better made than I am, nor of better

stuff."

Tricominy was dismissed, because it was plain that his madness took a

somewhat eccentric turn; that, in fact, he was not fool enough for his

place.

The Queen had still a Spanish girl named Philippa, to whom she was much

attached, and who deserved such flattering attachment. Born in the

Escurial Palace, Philippa had been found one night in a pretty cradle at

the base of one of the pillars. The palace guards informed King Philip,

who adopted the child and brought it up, since it had been foisted upon

him as his daughter. He grew fond of the girl, and on coming to Saint

Jean de Luz to marry the Infanta to his nephew the King, he made them a

present of Philippa, and begged them both to be very good to her. In

this amiable Spanish girl, the Infanta recognised a sister. She knew she

was an illegitimate daughter of King Philip and one of the palace ladies.

When Molina left the Court, she did everything on earth to induce

Philippa to return with her to Spain, but the girl was sincerely attached

to the Queen, who, holding her in a long embrace, promised to find her a

wealthy husband if she would stay. However, the Queen only gave her as

husband the Chevalier de Huze, her cloak-bearer, so as to keep the girl

about her person and to be intimate with her daily. Philippa played the

mandolin and the guitar to perfection; she, also sang and danced with

consummate grace.

CHAPTER XLV.

Le Bouthilier de Ranch, Abbe de la Trappe.

The Abbe le Bouthilier de Rance,--son of the secretary of state, Le

Bouthilier de Chavigny,--after having scandalised Court and town by his

public gallantries, lost his mistress, a lady possessed of a very great

name and of no less great beauty. His grief bordered upon despair; he

forsook the world, gave away or sold his belongings, and went and shut

himself up in his Abbey of La Trappe, the only benefice which he had

retained. This most ancient monastery was of the Saint Bernard Order,

with white clothing. The edifice spacious, yet somewhat dilapidated was

situated on the borders of Normandy, in a wild, gloomy valley exposed to

fog and frost.

The Abbe found in this a place exactly suitable to his plan, which was to

effect reforms of austere character and contrary to nature. He convened

his monks, who were amazed at his arrival and residence; he soundly rated

them for the scandalous laxity of their conduct, and having reminded them

of all the obligations of their office, he informed them of his new

regulations, the nature of which made them tremble. He proposed nothing

less than to condemn them to daily manual labour, the tillage of the

soil, the performance of menial household duties; and to this he added

the practices of immoderate fasting, perpetual silence, downcast glances,

veiled countenances, the renouncement of all social ties, and all

instructive or entertaining literature. In short, he advocated sleeping

all together on the bare floor of an ice-cold dormitory, the continual

contemplation of death, the dreadful obligation of digging, while alive,

one's own grave every day with one's own hands, and thus, in imagination,

burying oneself therein before being at rest there for ever.

As laws so foolish and so tyrannical were read out to them, the worthy

monks--all of them of different character and age openly expressed their

discontent. The Abbe de Rance allowed them to go and get pleasure in

other monasteries, and contrived to collect around him youths whom it was

easy to delude, and a few elderly misanthropes; with these he formed his

doleful wailing flock.

As he loved notoriety in everything, he had various views of his

monastery engraved, and pictures representing the daily pursuits of his

laborious community. Such pictures, hawked about everywhere by itinerant

vendors of relics and rosaries, served to create for this barbarous

reformer a reputation saintly and angelic. In towns, villages, even in

royal palaces, he formed the one topic of conversation. Several

gentlemen, disgusted either with vice or with society, retired of their

own accord to his monastery, where they remained in order that they might

the sooner die.

Desirous of enjoying his ridiculous celebrity, the Abbe de Rance came to

Paris, under what pretext I do not remember, firmly resolved to show

himself off in all the churches, and solicit abundant alms for his

phantoms who never touched food. From all sides oblations were

forthcoming; soon he had got money enough to build a palace, if he had

liked.

It being impossible for him to take the august Mademoiselle de

Montpensier to his colony of monks, he desired at any rate to induce her

to withdraw from the world, and counselled her to enter a Carmelite

convent. Mademoiselle's ardent passion for M. de Lauzun seemed to the

Trappist Abbe a scandal; in fact, his sour spirit could brook no scandal

of any sort. "I attended her father as he lay dying," said he, "and to

me belongs the task of training, enlightening, and sanctifying his

daughter. I would have her keep silence; she has spoken too much."

The moment was ill chosen; just then Mademoiselle de Montpensier was

striving to break the fetters of her dear De Lauzun; she certainly did

not wish to get him out of one prison, and then put herself into another.

Every one blamed this reformer's foolish presumption, and Mademoiselle,

thoroughly exasperated, forbade her servants to admit him. It was said

that he had worked two or three miracles, and brought certain dead people

back to life.

"I will rebuild his monastery for him in marble if he will give us back

poor little Vegin, and the Duc d'Anjou," said the King to me.

The remark almost brought tears to my eyes, just as I was about to joke

with his Majesty about the fellow and his miracles.

Well satisfied with his Parisian harvest, the Abbe le Bouthilier de Rance

went straight to his convent, where the inmates were persevering enough

to be silent, fast, dig, catch their death of cold, and beat themselves

for him.

Madame Cormeil, wishing to have a good look at the man, sent to inform

him of her illness. Would-be saints are much afraid of words with a

double meaning. In no whit disconcerted, he replied that he had devoted

his entire zeal to the poor in spirit, and that Madame Cormeil was not of

their number.

CHAPTER XLVI.

The Court Goes to Flanders.--Nancy.--Ravon.--Sainte Marie aux

Mines.--Dancing and Death.--A German Sovereign's Respectful Visit.--The

Young Strasburg Priests.--The Good Bailiff of Chatenoi.--The Bridge at

Brisach.--The Capucin Monk Presented to the Queen.

Before relating that which I have to say about the Queen and her

precautions against myself, I would not omit certain curious incidents

during the journey that the King caused us to take in Alsatia and

Flanders, when he captured Maestricht and Courtrai.

The King having left us behind at Nancy, a splendid town where a large

proportion of the nobility grieved for the loss of Messieurs de Lorraine,

their legitimate sovereigns, the Queen soon saw that here she was more

honoured than beloved. It was this position which suggested to her the

idea of going to Spa, close by, and of taking the waters for some days.

If the Infanta was anxious to escape from the frigid courtesies of the

Lorraine aristocracy, I also longed to have a short holiday, and to keep

away from the Queen, as well for the sake of her peace of mind as for my

own. My doctor forbade me to take the Spa waters, as they were too

sulphurous; he ordered me those of Pont-a-Mousson. Hardly had I moved

there, when orders came for us all to meet at Luneville, and thence we

set out to rejoin the King.

Horrible was the first night of our journey spent at Ravon, in the Vosges

Mountains. The house in which Mademoiselle de Montpensier and I lodged

was a dilapidated cottage, full of holes, and propped up in several

places. Lying in bed, we heard the creaking of the beams and rafters.

Two days afterwards the house, so they told us, collapsed.

From that place we went on to Sainte Marie aux Mines, a mean sort of

town, placed like a long corridor between two lofty, well-wooded

mountains, which even at noonday deprive it of sun. Close by there is a

shallow, rock-bound streamlet which divides Lorraine from Alsace. Sainte

Marie aux Mines belonged to the Prince Palatine of Birkenfeld. This

Prince offered us his castle of Reif Auvilliers, an uncommonly beautiful

residence, which he had inherited from the Comtesse de Ribaupierre, his

wife.

This lady's father was just dead, and as, in accordance with German

etiquette, the Count's funeral obsequies could not take place for a

month, in the presence of all his relatives and friends, who came from a

great distance, the corpse, embalmed and placed in a leaden coffin, lay

in state under a canopy in the mortuary chapel.

Our equerries, seeing that the King's chamber looked on to the mortuary

chapel, took upon themselves to blow out all the candles, and for the

time being stowed away the corpse in a cupboard.

We knew nothing about this; and as the castle contained splendid rooms,

the ladies amused themselves by dancing and music to make them forget the

boredom of their journey.

The King looked in upon us every now and then, saying, in a low voice,

"Ah! if you only knew what I know!"

And then he would go off, laughing in his sleeve. We did not get to know

about this corpse until five or six days afterwards, when we were a long

way off, and the discovery greatly shocked us.

The day we left Sainte Marie aux Mines, a little German sovereign came to

present his homage to the King. It was the Prince de Mont-Beliard, of

Wurtemberg, whom I had previously met in Paris, on the occasion of his

marriage with Marechal de Chatillon's charming daughter. The luxurious

splendour of Saint Germain and Versailles had certainly not yet succeeded

in turning the heads of these German sovereigns. This particular one

wore a large buff doublet with big copper-gilt buttons. His cravat was

without either ribbons or lace. His rather short hair was roughly combed

over his forehead; he carried no sword, and instead of gold buckles or

clasps, he had little bows of red leather on his black velvet shoes. His

coach, entirely black, was still of old-fashioned make; that is to say,

studded with quantities of gilt nails. Wearing mourning for the Empress,

his six horses were richly, caparisoned, his four lackeys wearing yellow

liveries faced with red. An escort of twenty guardsmen, dressed

similarly, was in attendance; they seemed to be well mounted, and were

handsome fellows.

A second carriage of prodigious size followed the ducal conveyance; in

this were twelve ladies and gentlemen, who got out and made their

obeisance to the King and Queen.

The Prince de Mont-Beliard did not get into his coach again until ours

were in motion. He spoke French fairly well, and the little he said was

said with much grace. He looked very hard at me, which shocked the Queen

greatly, but not the King.

A little further on, their Majesties were greeted by the delegates of the

noble chapter of Strasburg. These comprised the Count of Manderhall and

two canons. What canons, too! And how astonished we were!

The old Count was dressed in a black cassock, and his hair looked

somewhat like a cleric's, but his cravat was tied with a large

flame-coloured bow, and he wore ill-fitting hose of the same hue. As for

the two canons, they were pleasant young men, good-looking and well-made.

Their light gray dress was edged with black and gold; they wore their

hair long in wavy curls, and in their little black velvet caps they had

yellow and black feathers, and their silver-mounted swords were like

those worn by our young courtiers. Their equipment was far superior to

that of the deputation of the Prince de Mont-Beliard. It is true, they

were churchmen, and churchmen have only themselves and their personal

satisfaction to consider.

These gentlemen accompanied us as far as Chatenoi, a little town in their

neighbourhood, and here they introduced the bailiff of the town to the

King, who was to remain constantly in attendance and act as interpreter.

The bailiff spoke French with surprising ease. He had been formerly

tutor at President Tambonneaux's, an extremely wealthy man, who

entertained the Court, the town, and all the cleverest men of the day.

The King soon became friends with the bailiff, and kept him the whole

time close to his carriage.

When travelling, the King is quite another man. He puts off his gravity

of demeanour, and likes to amuse his companions, or else make his

companions amuse him. Believing him to be like Henri IV. in temper, the

bailiff was for asking a thousand questions. Some of these the King

answered; to others he gave no reply.

"Sire," said he to his Majesty, "your town of Paris has a greater

reputation than it actually deserves. They say you are fond of building;

then Paris ought to have occasion to remember your reign. Allow me to

express a hope that her principal streets will be widened, that her

temples, most of them of real beauty, may be isolated. You should add to

the number of her bridges, quays, public baths, almshouses and

infirmaries."

The King smiled. "Come and see us in four or five years," he rejoined,

"or before that, if you like, and if your affairs permit you to do so.

You will be pleased to see what I have already done."

Then the bailiff, approaching my carriage window, addressed a few

complimentary remarks to myself.

"I have often met your father, M. de Mortemart," said he, "at President

Tambonneaux's. One day the little De Bouillons were there, quarrelling

about his sword, and to the younger he said, 'You, sir, shall go into the

Church, because you squint. Let my sword alone; here's my rosary.'"

"Well," quoth the King, "M. de Mortemart was a true prophet, for that

little Bouillon fellow is to-day Cardinal de Bouillon."

"Sire," continued the worthy German, "I am rejoiced to hear such news.

And little Peguilain de Lauzun, of whom you used to be so fond when you

were both boys,--where is he? What rank does he now hold?"

Hereupon the King looked at Mademoiselle, who, greatly confused, shed

tears.

"Well, M. Bailiff," said his Majesty, "did you easily recognise me at

first sight?"

"Sire," replied the German, "your physiognomy is precisely the same; when

a boy, you looked more serious. The day you entered Parliament in

hunting-dress I saw you get into your coach; and that evening the

President said to his wife, 'Madame, we are going to have a King. I wish

you could have been there, in one of the domes, just to hear the little

he said to us.'"

Whereupon the King laughingly inquired what reply the President's wife

made. But the bailiff, smiling in his turn, seemed afraid to repeat it,

and so his Majesty said:

"I was told of her answer at the time, so I can let you know what it was.

'Your young King will turn out a despot.' That is what Madame la

Presidente said to her husband."

The bailiff, somewhat confused, admitted that this was exactly the case.

The huge bridge at Brisach, across the Rhine, had no railing; the planks

were in a rickety condition, and through fissures one caught sight of the

impetuous rush of waters below. We all got out of our coaches and

crossed over with our eyes half shut, so dangerous did it seem; while the

King rode across this wretched bridge,--one of the narrowest and loftiest

that there is, and which is always in motion.

Next day the Bishop of Bale came to pay his respects to the Queen, and

was accompanied by delegates from the Swiss cantons, and other

notabilities. After this I heard the "General of the Capucins"

announced, who had just been to pay a visit of greeting to the German

Court. He was said to be by birth a Roman. Strange to say, for that

Capucin the same ceremony and fuss was made as for a sovereign prince,

and I heard that this was a time-honoured privilege enjoyed by his Order.

The monk himself was a fine man, wearing several decorations; his

carriage, livery, and train seemed splendid, nor did he lack ease of

manner nor readiness of conversation. He told us that, at the imperial

palace in Vienna, he had seen the Princesse d'Inspruck,--a relative of

the French Queen, and that the Emperor was bringing her up as if destined

one day to be his seventh bride, according to a prediction. He also

stated that the Emperor had made the young Princess sing to him,--a

Capucin monk; and added genially that she was comely and graceful, and

that he had been very pleased to see her.

The King was very merry at this priest's expense. Not so the Queen, who

was Spanish, and particularly devoted to Capucin friars of all

nationalities.

CHAPTER XLVII.

Moliere.--Racine.--Their Mutual Esteem.--Racine in Mourning.

The King had not much leisure, yet occasionally he gave up half an hour

or an hour to the society of a chosen few,--men famous for their wit and

brilliant talents. One day he was so kind as to bring to my room the

celebrated Moliere, to whom he was particularly attached and showed

special favour. "Madame," said the King, "here you see the one man in

all France who has most wit, most talent, and most modesty and good sense

combined. I thank God for letting him be born during my reign, and I

pray that He may preserve him to us for a long while yet."

As I hastened to add my own complimentary remarks to those of the King, I

certainly perceived that about this illustrious person there was an air

of modesty and simplicity such as one does not commonly find in Apollo's

favourites who aspire to fame. Moreover, he was most comely.

Moliere told the King that he had just sketched out the plot of his

"Malade Imaginaire," and assured us that hypochondriacs themselves would

find something to laugh at when it was played. He spoke very little

about himself, but at great length, and with evident admiration, about

the young poet Racine.

The King asked if he thought that Racine had strength sufficient to make

him the equal of Corneille. "Sire," said the comic poet, "Racine has

already surpassed Corneille by the harmonious elegance of his

versification, and by the natural, true sensibility of his dialogue; his

situations are never fictitious; all his words, his phrases, come from

the heart. Racine alone is a true poet, for he alone is inspired."

The King, continuing, said: "I cannot witness his tragedy of 'Berenice'

without shedding tears. How comes it that Madame Deshoulieres and Madame

de Sevigne, who have so much mind, refuse to recognise beauties which

strike a genius such as yours?"

"Sire," replied Moliere, "my opinion is nothing compared to that which

your Majesty has just expressed, such is your sureness of judgment and

your tact. I know by experience that those scenes of my comedies which,

at a first reading, are applauded by your Majesty, always win most

applause from the public afterwards."

"Is Racine in easy circumstances?" asked the King.

"He is not well off," replied Moliere, "but the tragedies which he has in

his portfolio will make a rich man of him some day; of that I have not

the least doubt."

"Meanwhile," said the King, "take him this draft of six thousand livres

from me, nor shall this be the limit of my esteem and affection."

Five or six months after this interview, poor Moliere broke a

blood-vessel in his chest, while playing with too great fervour the title

part in his "Malade Imaginaire." When they brought the news to the King,

he turned pale, and clasping his hands together, well-nigh burst into

tears. "France has lost her greatest genius," he said before all the

nobles present. "We shall never have any one like him again; our loss is

irreparable!"

When they came to tell us that the Paris clergy had refused burial to

"the author of 'Tartuffe,'" his Majesty graciously sent special orders to

the Archbishop, and with a royal wish of that sort they were obliged to

comply, or else give good reasons for not doing so.

Racine went into mourning for Moliere. The King heard this, and publicly

commended such an act of good feeling and grateful sympathy.

CHAPTER XLVIII.

Madame de Montausier and the Phantom.--What She Exacts from the

Marquise.--Her Reproaches to the Duke.--Bossuet's Complacency.

Those spiteful persons who told the Queen how obliging the Duchesse de

Montausier had shown herself towards me were also so extremely kind as to

write an account of the whole affair to the Marquis de Montespan.

At that time he was still in Paris, and one day he went to the Duchess

just as she was getting out of bed. In a loud voice he proceeded to

scold her, daring to threaten her as if she were some common woman; in

fact, he caught hold of her and endeavoured to strike her.

The King would not allow M. de Montausier to obtain redress from the

Marquis for such an insult as this. He granted a large pension to the

Duchess, and appointed her husband preceptor to the Dauphin.

Such honours and emoluments partly recompensed the Duchess, yet they

scarcely consoled her. She considered that her good name was all but

lost, and what afflicted her still more was that she never recovered her

health. She used to visit me, as our duties brought us together, but it

was easy to see that confidence and friendship no longer existed.

One day, when passing along one of the castle corridors, which, being so

gloomy, need lamplight at all hours, she perceived a tall white phantom,

which glared hideously at her, and then approaching, vanished. She was

utterly prostrated, and on returning to her apartments was seized with

fever and shivering. The doctors perceived that her brain was affected;

they ordered palliatives, but we soon saw that there was no counting upon

their remedies. She was gradually sinking.

Half an hour before she died the Duchess sent for me, having given

instructions that we should be left alone, and that there should be no

witnesses. Her intense emaciation was pitiful, and yet her face kept

something of its pleasant expression.

"It is because of you, and through you," she exclaimed in a feeble,

broken voice, "that I quit this world while yet in the prime of life. God

calls me; I must die.

"Kings are so horribly exacting. Everything that ministers to their

passions seems feasible to them, and righteous folk must consent to do

their pleasure, or suffer the penalty of being disgraced and neglected,

and of seeing their long years of service lost and forgotten.

"During that unlucky journey in Brabant, you sought by redoubling your

coquetry and fascinations to allure La Valliere's lover. You managed to

succeed; he became fond of you. Knowing my husband's ambitious nature,

he easily got him to make me favour this intrigue, and lend my apartments

as a meeting-place.

"At Court nothing long remains a secret. The Queen was warned, and for a

while would not believe her informants. But your husband, with brutal

impetuousness, burst in upon me. He insulted me in outrageous fashion.

He tried to drag me out of bed and throw me out of the window. Hearing

me scream, my servants rushed in and rescued me, in a fainting state,

from his clutches. And you it is who have brought upon me such

scandalous insults.

"Ready to appear before my God, who has already summoned me by a spectre,

I have a boon to ask of you, Madame la Marquise. I beg it of you, as I

clasp these strengthless, trembling hands. Do not deny me this favour,

or I will cherish implacable resentment, and implore my Master and my

Judge to visit you with grievous punishment.

"Leave the King," she continued, after drying her tears. "Leave so

sensual a being; the slave of his passions, the ravisher of others' good.

The pomp and grandeur which surround you and intoxicate you would seem

but a little thing did you but look at them as now I do, upon my bed of

death.

"The Queen hates me; she is right. She despises me, and justly, too. I

shall elude her hatred and disdain, which weigh thus heavily upon my

heart. Perhaps she may deign to pardon me when my lawyer shall have

delivered to her a document, signed by myself, containing my confession

and excuses."

As she uttered these words, Madame de Montausier began to vomit blood,

and I had to summon her attendants. With a last movement of the head she

bade me farewell, and I heard that she called for her husband.

Next day she was dead. Her waiting-maid came to tell me that the

Duchess, conscious to the last, had made her husband promise to resign

his appointment as governor to the Dauphin, and withdraw to his estates,

where he was to do penance. M. de Meaux, a friend of the family, read

the prayers for the dying, to which the Duchess made response, and three

minutes before the final death-throe, she consented to let him preach a

funeral sermon in eulogy of herself and her husband.

When printed and published, this discourse was thought to be a fine piece

of eloquence.

Over certain things the Bishop passed lightly, while exaggerating others.

Some things, again, were entirely of his own invention; and if from the

depths of her tomb the Duchess could have heard all that M. de Meaux said

about her, she never would have borne me such malice, nor would her grief

at leaving life and fortune have troubled her so keenly.

The King thought this funeral oration excellently well composed. Of one

expression and of one whole passage, however, he disapproved, though

which these were he did not do me the honour to say.

BOOK 4.

CHAPTER XLIX.

President de Nesmond.--Melladoro.--A Complacent Husband and His Love-sick

Wife.--Tragic Sequel.

President de Nesmond--upright, clear-headed magistrate as he was--was of

very great service to me at the Courts of Justice. He always managed to

oblige me and look after my interests and my rights in any legal dispute

of mine, or when I had reason to fear annoyance on the part of my

husband.

I will here relate the grief that his young wife caused him, and it will

be seen that, by the side of this poor President, M. de Montespan might

count himself lucky. Having long been a widower, he was in some measure

accustomed to this state, until love laid a snare for him just at the age

of sixty-five.

In the garden that lay below his windows--a garden owned by his

neighbour, a farmer--he saw Clorinde. She was this yeoman's only

daughter. He at once fell passionately in love with her, as David once

loved Bathsheba.

The President married Clorinde, who was very pleased to have a fine name

and a title. But her husband soon saw--if not with surprise, at least

with pain--that his wife did not love him. A young and handsome

Spaniard, belonging to the Spanish Legation, danced one day with

Clorinde; to her he seemed as radiant as the god of melody and song. She

lost her heart, and without further delay confessed to him this loss.

On returning home, the President said to his youthful consort, "Madame,

every one is noticing and censuring your imprudent conduct; even the

young Spaniard himself finds it compromising."

"Nothing you say can please me more," she replied, "for this proves that

he is aware of my love. As he knows this, and finds my looks to his

liking, I hope that he will wish to see me again."

Soon afterwards there was a grand ball given at the Spanish Embassy.

Madame de Nesmond managed to secure an invitation, and went with one of

her cousins. The young Spaniard did the honours of the evening, and

showed them every attention.

As the President was obliged to attend an all-night sitting at the

Tourelle,--[The parliamentary criminal court.]--and as these young ladies

did not like going home alone,--for their residence was some way

off,--the young Spaniard had the privilege of conducting them to their

coach and of driving back with them. After cards and a little music,

they had supper about daybreak; and when the President returned, at five

o'clock, he saw Melladoro, to whom he was formally introduced by madame.

The President's welcome was a blend of surprise, anger, forced

condescension, and diplomatic politeness. All these shades of feeling

were easily perceived by the Spaniard, who showed not a trace of

astonishment. This was because Clorinde's absolute sway over her husband

was as patent as the fact that, in his own house, the President was

powerless to do as he liked.

Melladoro, who was only twenty years old, thought he had made a charming

conquest. He asked to be allowed to present his respects occasionally,

when Clorinde promptly invited him to do so, in her husband's name as

well as in her own.

It was now morning, and he took leave of the ladies. Two days after this

he reappeared; then he came five or six times a week, until at last it

was settled that a place should be laid for him every day at the

President's table.

That year it was M. de Nesmond's turn to preside at the courts during

vacation-time. He pleaded urgent motives of health, which made it

imperative for him to have country air and complete rest. Another judge

consented to forego his vacation and take his place on the bench for four

months; so M. de Nesmond was able to leave Paris.

When the time came to set out by coach, madame went off into violent

hysterics; but the magistrate, backed up by his father-in-law, showed

firmness, and they set out for the Chateau de Nesmond, about thirty

leagues from Paris.

M. de Nesmond found the country far from enjoyable. His wife, who always

sat by herself in her dressing-gown and seldom consented to see a soul,

on more than one occasion left her guests at table in order to sulk and

mope in her closet.

She fell ill. During her periods of suffering and depression, she

continually mentioned the Spaniard's name. Failing his person, she

desired to have his portrait. Alarmed at his wife's condition, the

President agreed to write a letter himself to the author of all this

trouble, who soon sent the lady a handsome sweetmeat-box ornamented with

his crest and his portrait.

At the sight of this, Clorinde became like another woman. She had her

hair dressed and put on a smart gown, to show the portrait how deeply

enamoured she was of the original.

"Monsieur," she said to her husband, "I am the only daughter of a wealthy

man, who, when he gave me to a magistrate older than himself, did not

intend to sacrifice me. You have been young, no doubt, and you,

therefore, ought to know how revolting to youth, all freshness and

perfume, are the cuddlings and caresses of decrepitude. As yet I do not

detest you, but it is absolutely impossible to love you. On the

contrary, I am in love with Melladoro; perhaps in your day you were as

attractive as he is, and knew how to make the most of what you then

possessed. Now, will you please me by going back to Paris? I shall be

ever so grateful to you if you will. Or must you spend the autumn in

this gloomy abode of your ancestors? To show myself obedient, I will

consent; only in this case you must send your secretary to the Spanish

Legation, and your coach-and-six, to bring Melladoro here without delay."

At this speech M. de Nesmond could no longer hide his disgust, but

frankly refused to entertain such a proposal for one moment. Whereupon,

his wife gave way to violent grief. She could neither eat nor sleep, and

being already in a weakly state, soon developed symptoms which frightened

her doctors.

M. de Nesmond was frightened too, and at length sent his rival a polite

and pressing invitation to come and stay at the chateau.

This state of affairs went on for six whole years, during which time

Madame de Nesmond lavished upon her comely paramour all the wealth

amassed by her frugal, orderly spouse.

At last the President could stand it no longer, but went and made a

bitter complaint to the King. His Majesty at once asked the Spanish

Ambassador to have Melladoro recalled.

At this news, Clorinde was seized with violent convulsions; so severe,

indeed, was this attack, that her wretched husband at once sought to have

the order rescinded. But as it transpired, the King's wish had been

instantly complied with, and the unwelcome news had to be told to

Clorinde.

"If you love me," quoth she to her husband, "then grant me this last

favour, after which, I swear it, Clorinde will never make further appeal

to your kind-heartedness. However quick they have been, my young friend

cannot yet have reached the coast. Let me have sight of him once more;

let me give him a lock of my hair, a few loving words of advice, and one

last kiss before he is lost to me forever."

So fervent was her pleading and so profuse her tears, that M. de Nesmond

consented to do all. His coach-and-six was got ready there and then. An

hour before sunset the belfries of Havre came in sight, and as it was

high tide, they drove right up to the harbour wharf.

The ship had just loosed her moorings, and was gliding out to sea.

Clorinde could recognise Melladoro standing amid the passengers on deck.

Half fainting, she stretched out her arms and called him in a piteous

voice. Blushing, he sought to hide behind his companions, who all begged

him to show himself. By means of a wherry Clorinde soon reached the

frigate, and the good-natured sailors helped her to climb up the side of

the vessel. But in her agitation and bewilderment her foot slipped, and

she fell into the sea, whence she was soon rescued by several of the

pluckiest of the crew.

As she was being removed to her carriage, the vessel sailed out of

harbour. M. de Nesmond took a large house at Havre, in order to nurse

her with greater convenience, and had to stop there for a whole month,

his wife being at length brought back on a litter to Paris.

Her convalescence was but an illusion after all. Hardly had she reached

home when fatal symptoms appeared; she felt that she must die, but showed

little concern thereat. The portrait of the handsome Spaniard lay close

beside her on her couch. She smiled at it, besought it to have pity on

her loneliness, or scolded it bitterly for indifference, and for going

away.

A short time before her death, she sent for her husband and her father,

to whom she entrusted the care of her three children.

"Monsieur," said she to the President de Nesmond, "be kind to my son; he

has a right to your name and arms, and though he is my living image,

dearest Theodore is your son." Then turning to her father, who was

weeping, she said briefly, "All that to-day remains to you of Clorinde

are her two daughters.

"Pray love them as you loved me, and be more strict with them than you

were with me. M. de Nesmond owes these orphans nothing. All that

Melladoro owes them is affection. Tell him, I pray you, of my constancy

and of my death."

Such was the sad end of a young wife who committed no greater crime than

to love a man who was agreeable and after her own heart. M. de Nesmond

was just enough to admit that, in ill-assorted unions, good sense or good

nature must intervene, to ensure that the one most to be pitied receive

indulgent treatment at the hands of the most culpable, if the latter be

also the stronger of the two.

CHAPTER L.

Madame de Montespan's Children and Those of La Valliere.--Monsieur le

Dauphin.

I had successively lost the first and second Comte de Vegin; God also

chose to take Mademoiselle de Tours from me, who (in what way I know not)

was in features the very image of the Queen. Her Majesty was told so,

and desired to see my child, and when she perceived how striking was the

resemblance, she took a fancy to the charming little girl, and requested

that she might frequently be brought to see her. Such friendliness

proved unlucky, for the Infanta, as is well known, has never been able to

rear one of her children,--a great pity, certainly, for she has had five,

all handsome, well-made, and of gracious, noble mien, like the King.

In the case of Mademoiselle de Tours, the Queen managed to conquer her

dislike, and also sent for the Duc du Maine. Despite her affection for

M. le Dauphin, she herself admitted that if Monseigneur had the airs of a

gentleman, M. le Duc du Maine looked the very type of a king's son.

The Duc du Maine, Madame de Maintenon's special pupil, was so well

trained to all the exigencies of his position and his rank, that such

premature perfection caused him to pass for a prodigy. Than his, no

smile could be more winning and sweet; no one could carry himself with

greater dignity and ease. He limps slightly, which is a great pity,

especially as he has such good looks, and so graceful a figure; his

lameness, indeed, was entirely the result of an accident,--a sad

accident, due to teething. To please the King, his governess took him

once to Auvez, and twice to the Pyrenees, but neither the waters nor the

Auvez quack doctors could effect a cure. At any rate, I was fortunate

enough to bring up this handsome prince, who, if he treat me with

ceremony, yet loves me none the less.

Brought up by the Duc de Montausier, a sort of monkish soldier, and by

Bossuet, a sort of military monk, Monsieur le Dauphin had no good

examples from which to profit. Crammed as he is with Latin, Greek,

German, Spanish, and Church history, he knows all that they teach in

colleges, being totally ignorant of all that can only be learnt at the

Court of a king. He has no distinction of manner, no polish or

refinement of address; he laughs in loud guffaws, and even raises his

voice in the presence of his father. Having been born at Court, his way

of bowing is not altogether awkward; but what a difference between his

salute and that of the King! "Monseigneur looks just like a German

prince." That speech exactly hits him off,--a portrait sketched by no

other brush than that of his royal father.

Monseigneur, who does not like me, pays me court the same as any one

else. Being very jealous of the pretty Comte de Vermandois and his

brother, the Duc du Maine, he tries to imitate their elegant manner, but

is too stiff to succeed. The Duc du Maine shows him the respect inspired

by his governess, but the Comte de Vermandois, long separated from his

mother, has been less coached in this respect, and being thoroughly

candid and sincere, shows little restraint. Often, instead of styling

him "Monseigneur," he calls him merely "Monsieur le Dauphin," while the

latter, as if such a title were common or of no account, looks at his

brother and makes no reply.

When I told the King about such petty fraternal tiffs, he said, "With

age, all that will disappear; as a man grows taller, he gets a better,

broader view of his belongings."

M. le Dauphin shows a singular preference for Mademoiselle de Nantes, but

my daughter, brimful of wit and fun, often makes merry at the expense of

her exalted admirer.

Mademoiselle de Blois, the eldest daughter of Madame de la Valliere, is

the handsomest, most charming person it is possible to imagine. Her

slim, graceful figure reminds one of the beautiful goddesses, with whom

poets entertain us; she abounds in accomplishments and every sort of

charm. Her tender solicitude for her mother, and their constant close

companionship, have doubtless served to quicken her intelligence and

penetration.

Like the King, she is somewhat grave; she has the same large brown eyes,

and just his Austrian lip, his shapely hand and well-turned leg, almost

his selfsame voice. Madame de la Valliere, who, in the intervals of

pregnancy, had no bosom to speak of, has shown marked development in this

respect since living at the convent. The Princess, ever since she

attained the age of puberty, has always seemed adequately furnished with

physical charms. The King provided her with a husband in the person of

the Prince de Conti, a nephew of the Prince de Conde. They are devotedly

attached to each other, being both as handsome as can be. The Princesse

de Conti enjoys the entire affection of the Queen, who becomes quite

uneasy if she does not see her for five or six days.

Certain foreign princes proposed for her hand, when the King replied that

the presence of his daughter was as needful to him as daylight or the air

he breathed.

I have here surely drawn a most attractive portrait of this princess, and

I ought certainly to be believed, for Madame de Conti is not fond of me

at all. Possibly she looks upon me as the author of her mother's

disgrace; I shall never be at pains to undeceive her. Until the moment

of her departure, Madame de la Valliere used always to visit me. The

evening before her going she took supper with me, and I certainly had no

cause to read in her looks either annoyance or reproach. Mademoiselle de

Montpensier, who happened to call, saw us at table, and stayed to have

some dessert with us. She has often told me afterwards how calm and

serene the Duchess looked. One would never have thought she was about to

quit a brilliant Court for the hair shirt of the ascetic, and all the

death-in-life of a convent. I grieved for her, I wept for her, and I got

her a grand gentleman as a husband.

[This statement is scarcely reconcilable with the fact that Madame de la

Valliere remained in a convent until her death. This may refer to

Mademoiselle de Blois, La Valliere's daughter, who was given in marriage

to the Prince de Conti.--EDITOR'S NOTE.]

CHAPTER LI.

Madame de Maintenon's Character.--The Queen Likes Her.--She Revisits Her

Family.--Her Grandfather's Papers Restored to Her.

As Madame de Maintenon's character happened to please the King, as I have

already stated, he allotted her handsome apartments at Court while

waiting until he could keep her there as a fixture, by conferring upon

her some important appointment. She had the honour of being presented to

the Queen, who paid her a thousand compliments respecting the Duc du

Maine's perfections, being so candid and so good natured as to say:

"You would have been just the person to educate Monseigneur."

Unwilling to appear as if she slighted the Dauphin's actual tutors,

Madame de Maintenon adroitly replied that, as it seemed to her, M. le

Dauphin had been brought up like an angel.

It is said that I have special talent for sustaining and enlivening a

conversation; there is something in that, I admit, but to do her justice,

I must say that in this respect Madame de Maintenon is without a rival.

She has quite a wealth of invention; the most arid subject in her hands

becomes attractive; while for transitions, her skill is unequalled. Far

simpler than myself, she gauges her whole audience with a single glance.

And as, since her misfortunes, her rule has been never to make an enemy,

since these easily crop up along one's path, she is careful never to

utter anything which could irritate the feelings or wound the pride of

the most sensitive. Her descriptions are so varied, so vivacious, that

they fascinate a whole crowd. If now and again some little touch of

irony escapes her, she knows how to temper and even instantly to

neutralise this by terms of praise at once natural and simple.

Under the guise of an extremely pretty woman, she conceals the knowledge

and tact of a statesman. I have, moreover, noticed that latterly the

King likes to talk about matters of State when she is present. He rarely

did this with me.

I think she is at the outset of a successful career. The King made

persistent inquiries with regard to her whole family. He has already

conferred a petty governorship upon the Comte d'Aubigne, her brother, and

the Marquis de la Gallerie, their cousin, has just received the command

of a regiment, and a pension.

Madame de Maintenon readily admits that she owes her actual good fortune

to myself. I also saw one of her letters to Madame de Saint-Geran, in

which she refers to me in terms of gratitude. Sometimes, indeed, she

goes too far, even siding with my husband, and condemning what she dares

to term my conduct; however, this is only to my face. I have always

liked her, and in spite of her affronts, I like her still; but there are

times when I am less tolerant, and then we are like two persons just

about to fall out.

The Comte de Toulouse and Mademoiselle de Blois were not entrusted to her

at their birth as the others were. The King thought that the additional

responsibility of their education would prove too great for the Marquise.

He preferred to enjoy her society and conversation, so my two youngest

children were placed in the care of Madame d'Arbon, a friend or

stewardess of M. de Colbert. Not a great compliment, as I take it.

When, for the second time, Madame de Maintenon took the Duc du Maine to

Barege, she returned by way of the Landes, Guienne, and Poitou. She

wished to revisit her native place, and show her pupil to all her

relations. Perceiving that she was a marquise, the instructress of

princes, and a personage in high favour, they were lavish of their

compliments and their praise, yet forebore to give her back her property.

Knowing that she was a trifle vain about her noble birth, they made over

to her the great family pedigree, as well as a most precious manuscript.

These papers, found to be quite correct, included a most spirited history

of the War of the League, written by Baron Agrippa d'Aubigne, who might

rank as an authority upon the subject, having fought against the Leaguers

for over fifteen years. Among these documents the King found certain

details that hitherto had been forgotten, or had never yet come to light.

And as the Baron was Henri IV.'s favourite aide-decamp, every reference

that he makes to that good king is of importance and interest.

This manuscript, in the simplest manner possible, set forth the

governess's ancestors. I am sure she was more concerned about this

document than about her property.

CHAPTER LII.

The Young Flemish Lady.--The Sainte-Aldegonde Family.--The Sage of the

Sepulchres.

Just at the time of the conquest of Tournai, a most amusing thing

occurred, which deserves to be chronicled. Another episode may be

recorded also, of a gloomier nature.

Directly Tournai had surrendered, and the new outposts were occupied, the

King wished to make his entry into this important town, which he had long

desired to see. The people and the burghers, although mute and silent,

willingly watched the French army and its King march past, but the

aristocracy scarcely showed themselves at any of the windows, and the few

folk who appeared here and there on the balconies abstained from

applauding the King.

Splendidly apparelled, and riding the loveliest of milk-white steeds, his

Majesty proceeded upon his triumphant way, surrounded by the flower of

French nobility, and scattering money as he went.

Before the Town Hall the procession stopped, when the magistrates

delivered an address, and gave up to his Majesty the keys of the city in

a large enamelled bowl.

When the King, looking calmly contented, was about to reply, he observed

a woman who had pushed her way through the French guardsmen, and staring

hard at him, appeared anxious to get close up to him. In fact, she

advanced a step or two, and the epithet that crossed her lips struck the

conqueror as being coarsely offensive.

"Arrest that woman," cried the King. She was instantly seized and

brought before him.

"Why do you insult me thus?" he asked quickly, but with dignity.

"I have not insulted you," replied the Flemish lady. "The word that

escaped me was rather a term of flattery and of praise, at least if it

has the meaning which it conveys to us here, in these semi-French parts."

"Say that word again," added the King; "for I want everybody to bear

witness that I am just in punishing you for such an insult."

"Sire," answered this young woman, "your soldiers have destroyed my

pasture-lands, my woods, and my crops. Heart-broken, I came here to

curse you, but your appearance at once made me change my mind. On

looking closer at you, in spite of my grief, I could not help exclaiming,

'So that's the handsome b-----, is it!'"

The grenadiers, being called as witnesses, declared that such was in fact

her remark. Then the King smiled, and said to the young Flemish lady:

"Who are you? What is your name?"

With readiness and dignity she replied, "Sire, you see before you the

Comtesse de Sainte-Aldegonde."

"Pray, madame," quoth the King, "be so good as to finish your toilet; I

invite you to dine with me to-day."

Madame de Sainte-Aldegonde accepted the honour, and did in fact dine with

his Majesty that day. She was clever, and made herself most agreeable,

so that the King, whose policy it was to win hearts by all concessions

possible, indemnified her for all losses sustained during the war,

besides granting favours to all her relatives and friends.

The Sainte-Aldegonde family appeared at Court, being linked thereto by

good services. It is already a training-ground for excellent officers

and persons of merit.

But for that somewhat neat remark of the Countess's, all those gentlemen

would have remained in poverty and obscurity within the walls or in the

suburbs of Tournai.

Some days after this, the King was informed of the arrest of a most

dangerous individual, who had been caught digging below certain ancient

aqueducts "with a view to preparing a mine of some sort." This person

was brought in, tied and bound like a criminal; they hustled him and

maltreated him. I noticed how he trembled and shed tears.

He was a learned man--an antiquary. A few days before our invasion he

had commenced certain excavations, which he had been forced to

discontinue, and now so great was his impatience that he had been obliged

to go on in spite of the surrounding troops. By means of an old

manuscript, long kept by the Druids, as also by monks, this man had been

able to discover traces of an old Roman highroad, and as in the days of

the Romans the tombs of the rich and the great were always placed

alongside these broad roads, our good antiquary had been making certain

researches there, which for him had proved to be a veritable gold-mine.

Having made confession of all this to the King, his Majesty set him free,

granting him, moreover, complete liberty as regarded the execution of his

enterprise.

A few days afterwards he begged to have the honour of presenting to his

Majesty some of the objects which he had collected during his researches.

I was present, and the following are the funereal curiosities which he

showed us:

Having broken open a tomb, he had extracted therefrom a large alabaster

vase, which still contained the ashes of the deceased. Next this urn,

carefully sealed up, there was another vase, containing three gold rings

adorned with precious stones, two gold spurs, the bit of a battle-horse,

very slightly rusted, and chased with silver and gold, a sort of seal

with rough coat-of-arms, a necklace of large and very choice pearls, a

stylet or pencil for calligraphy, and a hundred gold and silver coins

bearing the effigy of Domitian, a very wicked emperor, who reigned over

Rome and over Gaul in those days.

When the King had amused himself with examining these trinkets, he turned

to the antiquary and said, "Is that all, sir? Why, where is Charon's

flask of wine?"

"Here, your Majesty," replied the old man, producing a small flask. "See,

the wine has become quite clear."

With great difficulty the flask was opened; the wine it contained was

pale and odourless, but by those bold enough to taste it, was pronounced

delicious.

When overturning the urn in order to empty out the ashes and bury them,

they noticed an inscription, which the King instantly translated. It ran

thus:

"May the gods who guard tombs punish him who breaks open this mausoleum.

The troubles and misfortunes of Aurelius Silvius have been cruel enough

during his lifetime; in this tomb at least let him have peace."

The worthy antiquary offered me his pearl necklace and one of the antique

rings, but I refused these with a look of horror. He sold the coins to

the King, and informed us that his various excavations and researches had

brought him in about one hundred thousand livres up to the present time.

The King said to him playfully, "Mind what you are about, monsieur; that

sentence which I translated for you is not of a very, reassuring nature."

"Yet it will not serve to hinder me in my scientific researches," replied

the savant. "Charon, who by now must be quite a rich man, evidently

disdains all such petty hidden treasures as these. To me they are most

useful."

Next time we passed through Tournai, I made inquiries as to this miser,

and afterwards informed the King. It appears that he was surprised by

robbers when despoiling one of these tombs. After robbing him of all

that he possessed, they buried him alive in the very, grave where he was

digging, so as to save expense. What a dismal sort of science! What a

life, and what a death!

CHAPTER LIII.

The Monks of Sainte Amandine.--The Prince of Orange Entrapped.--The

Drugged Wine.--The Admirable Judith.

After the furious siege of Conde, which lasted only four days, the King,

who had been present, left for Sebourg, whence he sent orders for the

destruction of the principal forts of Liege, and for the ravaging of the

Juliers district. He treated the Neubourg estates in the same ruthless

fashion, as the Duke had abandoned his attitude of neutrality, and had

joined the Empire, Holland and Spain. All the Cleves district, and those

between the Meuse and the Vahal, were subjected to heavy taxation.

Everywhere one saw families in flight, castles sacked, homesteads and

convents in flames.

The Duc de Villa-Hermosa, Governor-General in Flanders for the King of

Spain, and William of Orange, the Dutch leader, went hither and thither

all over the country, endeavouring to rouse the people, and spur them on

to offer all possible resistance to the King of France.

These two noble generalissimi even found their way into monasteries and

nunneries, and carried off their silver plate, actually, seizing the

consecrated vessels used for the sacrament, saying that all such things

would help the good cause.

One day they entered a wealthy Bernardine monastery, where the miraculous

tomb of Sainte Amandine was on view. The great veneration shown for this

saint in all the country thereabouts had served greatly to enrich the

community and bring them in numerous costly offerings. The chapel

wherein the saint's heart was said to repose was lighted by a huge gold

lamp, and on the walls and in niches right up to the ceiling were

thousands of votive offerings in enamel, silver, and gold. The Duc de

Villa-Hermosa (a good Catholic) dared not give orders for the pillage of

this holy chapel, but left that to the Prince of Orange (a good

Huguenot).

One evening they came to ask the prior for shelter, who, seeing that he

was at the mercy of both armies, had to show himself pleasant to each.

During supper, when the two generals informed him of the object of their

secret visit, he clearly perceived that the monastery was about to be

sacked, and like a man of resource, at once made up his mind. When

dessert came, he gave his guests wine that had been drugged. The

generals, growing drowsy, soon fell asleep, and the prior at once caused

them to be carried off to a cell and placed upon a comfortable bed.

This done, he celebrated midnight mass as usual, and at its close he

summoned the whole community, telling them of their peril and inviting

counsel and advice.

"My brethren," asked he, "ought we not to look upon our prisoners as

profaners of holy places, and serve them in secret and before God as once

the admirable Judith served Holofernes?"

At this proposal there was a general murmur. The assembly grew agitated,

but seeing how perilous was the situation, order was soon restored.

The old monks were of opinion that the two generals ought not yet to be

sacrificed, but should be shut up in a subterranean dungeon, a messenger

being sent forthwith to the French King announcing their capture.

The young monks protested loudly against such an act, declaring it to be

treacherous, disgraceful, felonious. The prior endeavoured to make them

listen to reason and be silent, but the young monks, though in a

minority, got the upper hand. They deposed the prior, abused and

assaulted him, and finally flung him into prison. One of them was

appointed prior without ballot, and this new leader, followed by his

adherents, roused the generals and officiously sent them away.

The prior's nephew, a young Bernardine, accompanied by a lay brother and

two or three servants, set out across country that night, and brought

information to the King of all this disorder, begging his Majesty to save

his worthy uncle's life.

At the head of six hundred dragoons, the King hastened to the convent and

at once rescued the prior, sending the good old monks of Sainte Amandine

to Citeaux, and dispersing the rebellious young ones among the Carthusian

and Trappist monasteries. All the treasures contained in the chapel he

had transferred to his camp, until a calmer, more propitious season.

That priceless capture, the Prince of Orange, escaped him, however, and

he was inconsolable thereat, adding, as he narrated the incident, "Were

it not that I feared to bring dishonour upon my name, and sully the

history of my reign and my life, I would have massacred those young

Saint-Bernard monks."

"What a vile breed they all are!" I cried, losing all patience.

"No, no, madame," he quickly rejoined, "you are apt to jump from one

extreme to the other. It does not do to generalise thus. The young

monks at Sainte Amandine showed themselves to be my enemies, I admit, and

for this I shall punish them as they deserve, but the poor old monks

merely desired my success and advantage. When peace is declared, I shall

take care of them and of their monastery; the prior shall be made an

abbot. I like the poor fellow; so will you, when you see him."

I really cannot see why the King should have taken such a fancy to this

old monk, who was minded to murder a couple of generals in his convent

because, forsooth, Judith once slew Holofernes! Judith might have been

tempted to do that sort of thing; she was a Jewess. But a Christian

monk! I cannot get over it!

CHAPTER LIV.

The Chevalier de Rohan.--He is Born Too Late.--His Debts.--Messina Ceded

to the French.--The King of Spain Meditates Revenge.--The Comte de

Monterey.--Madame de Villars as Conspirator.--The Picpus

Schoolmaster.--The Plot Fails.--Discovery and Retribution.--Madame de

Soubise's Indifference to the Chevalier's Fate.

Had he been born fifty or sixty years earlier, the Chevalier de Rohan

might have played a great part. He was one of those men, devoid of

restraint and of principle, who love pleasure above all things, and who

would sacrifice their honour, their peace of mind, aye, even the State

itself, if such a sacrifice were really needed, in order to attain their

own personal enjoyment and satisfaction.

The year before, he once invited himself to dinner at my private

residence at Saint Germain, and he then gave me the impression of being a

madman, or a would-be conspirator. My sister De Thianges noticed the

same thing, too.

The Chevalier had squandered his fortune five or six years previously;

his bills were innumerable.

Each day he sank deeper into debt, and the King remarked, "The Chevalier

de Rohan will come to a bad end; it will never do to go on as he does."

Instead of keeping an eye upon him, and affectionately asking him to

respect his family's honour, the Prince and Princesse de Soubise made as

if it were their duty to ignore him and blush for him.

Profligacy, debts, and despair drove this unfortunate nobleman to make a

resolve such as might never be expected of any high-born gentleman.

Discontented with their governor, Don Diego de Soria, the inhabitants of

Messina had just shaken off the Spanish yoke, and had surrendered to the

King of France, who proffered protection and help.

Such conduct on the part of the French Government seemed to the King of

Spain most disloyal, and he desired nothing better than to revenge

himself. This is how he set about it.

On occasions of this kind it is always the crafty who are sought out for

such work. Comte de Monterey was instructed to sound the Chevalier de

Rohan upon the subject, offering him safety and a fortune as his reward.

Pressed into their service there was also the Marquise de Villars,--a

frantic gambler, a creature bereft of all principle and all modesty,--to

whom a sum of twenty thousand crowns in cash was paid over beforehand,

with the promise of a million directly success was ensured. She

undertook to manage Rohan and tell him what to do. Certain ciphers had

to be used, and to these the Marquise had the key. They needed a

messenger both intelligent and trustworthy, and for this mission she gave

the Chevalier an ally in the person of an ex-teacher in the Flemish

school at Picpus, on the Faubourg Saint Antoine. This man and the

Chevalier went secretly to the Comte de Monterey in Flanders, and by this

trio it was settled that on a certain day, at high tide, Admiral van

Tromp with his fleet should anchor off Honfleur or Quillebceuf in

Normandy, and that, at a given signal, La Truaumont, the Chevalier de

Preaux, and the Chevalier de Rohan were to surrender to him the town and

port without ever striking a single blow, all this being for the benefit

of his Majesty the King of Spain.

But all was discovered. The five culprits were examined, when the.

Marquise de Villars stated that the inhabitants of Messina had given them

an example which the King of France had not condemned!

The Marquise and the two Chevaliers were beheaded, while the

ex-schoolmaster was hanged. As for young La Truaumont, son of a

councillor of the Exchequer, he escaped the block by letting himself be

throttled by his guards or gaolers, to whom he offered no resistance.

Despite her influence upon the King's feelings, the Princess de Soubise

did not deign to take the least notice of the trial, and they say that

she drove across the Pont-Neuf in her coach just as the Chevalier de

Rohan, pinioned and barefooted, was marching to his doom.

CHAPTER LV.

The Prince of Orange Captures Bonn.--The King Captures Orange.--The

Calvinists of Orange Offer Resistance.

Since Catiline's famous hatred for Consul Cicero, there has never been

hatred so deep and envenomed as that of William of Orange for the King.

For this loathing, cherished by a petty prince for a great potentate,

various reasons have been given. As for myself, I view things closely

and in their true light, and I am convinced that Prince William was

actuated by sheer jealousy and envy.

It was affirmed that the King, when intending to give him as bride

Mademoiselle de Blois, his eldest daughter and great favourite, had

offered to place him on the Dutch throne as independent King, and that to

such generous proposals the petty Stadtholder replied, "I am not pious

enough to marry the daughter of a Carmelite nun." So absurd a proposal

as this, however, was never made, for the simple reason that Mademoiselle

de Blois has never yet been offered in marriage to any prince or noble

man in this wide world. Rather than to be parted from her, the King

would prefer her to remain single. He has often said as much to me, and

there is no reason to doubt his word.

The little Principality of Orange, which once formed the estate of this

now outlandish family, is situate close to the Rhone, amid French

territory. Though decorated with the title of Sovereignty, like its

neighbour the Principality of Dombes, it is no less a fief-land of the

Crown. In this capacity it has to contribute to the Crown revenues, and

owes homage and fealty to the sovereign.

Such petty, formal restrictions are very galling to the arrogant young

Prince of Orange, for he is one of those men who desire, at all cost, to

make a noise in the world, and who would set fire to Solomon's Temple or

to the Delphian Temple, it mattered not which, so long as they made

people talk about them.

After Turenne's death, there was a good deal of rivalry among our

generals. This proved harmful to the service. The Goddess of Victory

discovered this, and at times forsook us. Many possessions that were

conquered had to be given up, and we had to bow before those whom erst we

had humiliated. But Orange was never restored.--[This was written in

1677.]

When, in November, 1673, the Prince of Orange had the audacity to besiege

Bonn, the residence of our ally, the Prince Elector of Cologne, and to

reduce that prelate to the last extremity, the King promptly seized upon

the Principality of Orange; and having planted the French flag upon every

building, he published a general decree, strictly forbidding the

inhabitants to hold any communication whatever with "their former petty

sovereign," and ordering prayers to be said for him, Louis, in all their

churches. This is a positive fact.

The Roman Catholics readily complied with this royal decree, which was in

conformity with their sympathies and their interests; but the Protestants

waxed furious thereat. Some of them even carried their devotion to such

a pitch that they paid taxes to two masters; that is to say, to

Stadtholder William, as well as to his Majesty the King.

The Huguenot "ministers," or priests, issued pastoral letters in praise

of the Calvinist Prince and in abuse of the Most Christian King. They

also preached against the new oath of fealty, and committed several most

imprudent acts, which the Jesuits were not slow to remark and report in

Court circles.

Such audacity, and the need for its repression, rankled deep in the

King's heart; and I believe he is quite disposed to pass measures of such

extreme severity as will soon deprive the Protestants and Lutherans of

any privileges derived from the Edict of Nantes.

From various sources I receive the assurance that he is preparing to deal

a heavy blow anent this; but the King's character is impenetrable. Time

alone will show.

CHAPTER LVI

The Castle of Bleink-Elmeink.--Romantic and Extraordinary Discovery.--An

Innocent and Persecuted Wife.--Madame de Bleink-Elmeink at Chaillot.

After the siege and surrender of Maestricht, when the King had no other

end in view than the entire conquest of Dutch Brabant, he took us to this

country, which had suffered greatly by the war. Some districts were

wholly devastated, and it became increasingly difficult to find lodging

and shelter for the Court.

The grooms of the chambers one day found for us a large chateau, situated

in a woody ravine, old-fashioned in structure, and surrounded by a moat.

There was only one drawbridge, flanked by two tall towers, surmounted by

turrets and culverins. Its owner was in residence at the time. He came

to the King and the Queen, and greeting them in French, placed his entire

property at their disposal.

It had rained in torrents for two days without ceasing. Despite the

season, everybody was wet through and benumbed with cold. Large fires

were made in all the huge fireplaces; and when the castle's vast rooms

were lighted up by candles, we agreed that the architect had not lacked

grandeur of conception nor good taste when building such large corridors,

massive staircases, lofty vestibules, and spacious, resounding rooms.

That given to the Queen was like an alcove, decorated by six large marble

caryatides, joined by a handsome balustrade high enough to lean upon. The

four-post bed was of azure blue velvet, with flowered work and rich gold

and silver tasselling. Over the chimneypiece was the huge Bleink-Elmeink

coat-of-arms, supported by two tall Templars.

The King's apartment was an exact reproduction of a room existing at

Jerusalem in the time of Saint Louis; this was explained by inscriptions

and devices in Gothic or Celtic.

My room was supposed to be an exact copy of the famous Pilate's chamber,

and it was named so; and for three days my eyes were rejoiced by the

detailed spectacle of our Lord's Passion, from His flagellation to His

agony on Calvary.

The Queen came to see me in this room, and did me the honour of being

envious of so charming an apartment.

The fourth day, when the weather became fine, we prepared to change our

quarters and take to our carriages again, when an extraordinary event

obliged us to send a messenger for the King, who had already left us, and

had gone forward to join the army.

An old peasant, still robust and in good health, performed in this gloomy

castle the duties of a housekeeper. In this capacity she frequently

visited our rooms to receive our orders and satisfy our needs.

Seeing that the Queen's boxes were being closed, and that our departure

was at hand, she came to me and said:

"Madame, the sovereign Lord of Heaven has willed it thus; that the

officers of the French King should have discovered as the residence of

his Court this castle amid gloomy forests and precipices. The great

prince has come hither and has stayed here for a brief while, and we have

sought to welcome him as well as we could. He gave the Comte de

Bleink-Elmeink, lord of this place and my master, his portrait set in

diamonds; he had far better have cut his throat."

"Good heavens, woman! What is this you tell me?" I exclaimed. "Of what

crime is your master guilty? He seems to me to be somewhat moody and

unsociable; but his family is of good renown, and all sorts of good

things have been, told concerning it to the King and Queen."

"Madame," replied the old woman, drawing me aside into a window-recess,

and lowering her voice, "do you see at the far end of yonder court an old

dungeon of much narrower dimensions than the others? In that dungeon

lies the good Comtesse de Bleink-Elmeink; she has languished there for

five years."

Then this woman informed me that her master, formerly page of honour to

the Empress Eleanor, had wedded, on account of her great wealth, a young

Hungarian noblewoman, by whom he had two children, both of whom were

living. Such was his dislike of their mother, on account of a slight

deformity, that for four or five years he shamefully maltreated her, and

at last shut her up in this dungeon-keep, allowing her daily the most

meagre diet possible.

"When, some few days since, the royal stewards appeared in front of the

moat, and claimed admittance, the Count was much alarmed," added the

peasant woman. "He thought that all was discovered, and that he was

going to suffer for it. It was not until the King and Queen came that he

was reassured, and he has not been able to hide his embarrassment from

any of us."

"Where are the two children of his marriage?" I asked the old woman,

before deciding to act.

"The young Baron," she answered, "is at Vienna or Ohnutz, at an academy

there. His sister, a graceful, pretty girl, has been in a convent from

her childhood; the nuns have promised to keep her there, and as soon as

she is fourteen, she will take the veil."

My first impulse was to acquaint the Queen with these astounding

revelations, but it soon struck me that, to tackle a man of such

importance as the Count, we could not do without the King. I at once

sent my secretary with a note, imploring his Majesty to return, but

giving no reason for my request. He came back immediately, post-haste,

when the housekeeper repeated to him, word for word, all that I have set

down here. The King could hardly believe his ears.

When coming to a decision, his Majesty never does so precipitately. He

paced up and down the room twice or thrice, and then said to me, "The

matter is of a rather singular nature; I am unacquainted with law, and

what I propose to do may one day serve as an example. It is my duty to

rescue our unfortunate hostess, and requite her nobly for her

hospitality."

So saying, he sent for the Count, and assuming a careless, almost jocular

air, thus addressed him:

"You were formerly page to the Empress Eleanor, I believe, M. le

Bleink-Elmeink?"

"Yes, Sire."

"She is dead, but the Emperor would easily recognise you, would he not?"

"I imagine so, Sire."

"I have thought of you as a likely person to be the bearer of a message,

some one of your age and height being needed, and of grave, secretive

temperament, such as I notice you to possess. Get everything in

readiness, as I intend to send you as courier to his Imperial Majesty. I

am going to write to him from here, and you shall bring me back his reply

to my proposals."

To be sent off like this was most galling to the Count, but his youth and

perfect health allowed him not the shadow of a pretext. He was obliged

to pack his valise and start. He pretended to look pleased and

acquiescent, but in his eyes I could detect fury and despair.

Half an hour after his departure, the King had the drawbridge raised, and

then went to inform the Queen of everything.

"Madame," said he, "you have been sleeping in this unfortunate lady's

nuptial bed. She is now about to be presented to you. I ask that you

will receive her kindly, and afterwards act as her protector, should

anything happen to me."

Tears filled the Queen's eyes, and she trembled in amazement. The King

instantly made for the dungeon, and in default of a key, broke open all

the gates. In a few minutes Madame de Bleink-Elmeink, supported by two

guards, entered the Queen's presence, and was about to fling herself at

her feet; but the King prevented this. He himself placed her in an

armchair, and we others at once formed a large semicircle round her.

She seemed to breathe with difficulty, sighing and sobbing without being

able to utter a word. At, length she said to the King in fairly good

French, "May my Creator and yours reward you for this, great and

unexpected boon! Do not forsake me, Sire, now that you have broken my

fetters, but let your might protect me against the unjust violence of my

husband; and permit me to reside in France in whatever convent it please

you to choose. My august liberator shall become my lawful King, and

under his rule I desire to live and die."

In spite of her sorrow, Madame de Bleink-Elmeink did not appear to be

more than twenty-eight or thirty years old. Her large blue eyes, though

she had wept, much, were still splendid, and her high-bred features

denoted nobility and beauty of soul. To such a charming countenance her

figure scarcely corresponded; one side of her was slightly deformed, yet.

this did not interfere with the grace of her attitude when seated, nor

her agreeable deportment.

Directly she saw her, the Queen liked her. She looked half longingly at

the Countess, and then rising approached her and held out her hand to be

kissed, saying, "I mean to love you as if you were one of my own family;

you shall be placed at Val-de-Grace, and I will often come and see you."

Recovering herself somewhat, the Countess sank on her knees and kissed

the Queen's hand in a transport of joy. We, led her to her room, where

she took a little refreshment and afterwards slept until the following

day. All her servants and gardeners came to express their gladness at

her deliverance; and in order to keep her company, the Queen decided to

stay another week at the castle. The Countess then set out for Paris,

and it was arranged that she should have the apartments at Chaillot, once

constructed by the Queen of England.

As for her dreadful husband, the King gave him plenty to do, and he did

not see his wife again for a good long while.

CHAPTER LVII.

The Silver Chandelier.--The King Holds the Ladder.--The Young Dutchman.

One day the King was passing through some of the large rooms of the

palace, at a time of the morning when the courtiers had not yet made

their appearance, and when carpenters and workmen were about, each busy

in getting his work done.

The King noticed a workman of some sort standing tiptoe on a double

ladder, and reaching up to unhook a large chandelier from the ceiling.

The fellow seemed likely to break his neck.

"Be careful," cried the King; "don't you see that your ladder is a short

one and is on castors? I have just come in time to help you by holding

it."

"Monsieur," said the man, "a thousand pardons, but if you will do so, I

shall be much obliged. On account of this ambassador who is coming

today, all my companions have lost their heads and have left me alone."

Then he unhooked the large crystal and silver chandelier, stepped down

carefully, leaning on the King's shoulder, who graciously allowed him to

do so. After humbly thanking him, the fellow made off.

That night in the chateau every one was talking about the hardihood of

some thief who in sight of everybody had stolen a handsome chandelier;

the Lord High Provost had already been apprised of the matter. The King

began to smile as he said out loud before every one, "I must request the

Lord High Provost to be good enough to hush the matter up, as in cases of

theft accomplices are punished as well, and it was I who held the ladder

for the thief."

Then his Majesty told us of the occurrence, as already narrated, and

every one was convinced that the thief could not be a novice or an

apprentice at his craft. Inquiries were instantly made, since so bold an

attempt called for exemplary punishment. All the upholsterers of the

castle wished to give themselves up as prisoners; their honour was

compromised. It would be hard to describe their consternation, being in

truth honest folk.

When the Provost respectfully asked the King if he had had time to notice

the culprit's features, his Majesty replied that the workman in question

was a young fellow of about five-and-twenty, fair complexioned, with

chestnut hair, and pleasant features of delicate, almost feminine cast.

At this news, all the dark, plain men-servants were exultant; the

good-looking ones, however, were filled with fear.

Among the feutiers, whose sole duty it is to attend to the fires and

candles in the royal apartments, there was a nice-looking young Dutchman,

whom his companions pointed out to the Provost. They entered his room

while he was asleep, and found in his cupboard the following articles:

Two of the King's lace cravats, two shirts marked with a double L and the

crown, a pair of pale blue velvet shoes embroidered with silver, a

flowered waistcoat, a hat with white and scarlet plumes, other trifles,

and splendid portrait of the King, evidently part of some bracelet. As

regarded the chandelier, nothing was discovered.

When this young foreigner was taken to prison, he refused to speak for

twenty-four hours, and in all Versailles there was but one cry,--"They've

caught the thief!"

Next day matters appeared in a new light. The Provost informed his

Majesty that the young servant arrested was not a Dutchman, but a very

pretty Dutch woman.

At the time of the invasion, she was so unlucky as to see the King close

to her father's house, and conceived so violent a passion for him that

she at once forgot country, family, friends,--everything. Leaving the

Netherlands with the French army, she followed her conqueror back to his

capital, and by dint of perseverance managed to secure employment in the

royal palace. While there, her one delight was to see the King as often

as possible, and to listen to praise of his many noble deeds.

"The articles found in my possession," said she to the Provost, "are most

dear and precious to me; not for their worth, but because they have

touched the King's person. I did not steal them from his Majesty; I

could not do such a thing. I bought them of the valets de chambre, who

were by right entitled to such things, and who would have sold them

indiscriminately to any one else. The portrait was not sold to me, I

admit, but I got it from Madame la Marquise de Montespan, and in this

way: One day, in the parterres, madame dropped her bracelet. I had the

good fortune to pick it up, and I kept it for three or four days in my

room. Then bills were posted up in the park, stating that whoever

brought the bracelet to madame should receive a reward of ten louis. I

took back the ornament, for its pearls and diamonds did not tempt me, but

I kept the portrait instead of the ten louis offered."

When the King asked me if I recollected the occurrence, I assured him

that everything was perfectly true. Hereupon the King sent for the girl,

who was immediately brought to his chamber. Such was her modesty, and

confusion that she dared not raise her eyes from the ground. The King

spoke kindly to her, and gave her two thousand crowns to take her back to

her own home. The Provost was instructed to restore all these different

articles to her, and as regarded myself, I willingly let her have the

portrait, though it was worth a good deal more than the ten louis

mentioned.

When she got back to her own country and the news of her safe arrival was

confirmed, the King sent her twenty thousand livres as a dowry, which

enabled her to make a marriage suitable to her good-natured disposition

and blameless conduct.

She made a marked impression upon his Majesty, and he was often wont to

speak about the chandelier on account of her, always alluding to her in

kindly, terms. If ever he returns to Holland, I am sure he will want to

see her, either from motives of attachment or curiosity. Her name, if I

remember rightly, was Flora.

CHAPTER LVIII.

The Observatory.--The King Visits the Carthusians.--How a Painter with

His Brush May Save a Convent.--The Guilty Monk.--Strange

Revelations.--The King's Kindness.--The Curate of Saint Domingo.

When it was proposed to construct in Paris that handsome building called

the Observatory, the King himself chose the site for this. Having a map

of his capital before him, he wished this fine edifice to be in a direct

line of perspective with the Luxembourg, to which it should eventually be

joined by the demolition of the Carthusian Monastery, which filled a

large gap.

The King was anxious that his idea should be carried out, but whenever he

mentioned it to M. Mansard and the other architects, they declared that

it was a great pity to lose Lesueur's admirable frescos in the cloisters,

which would have to be destroyed if the King's vast scheme were executed.

One day his Majesty resolved to see for himself, and without the least

announcement of his arrival, he went to the Carthusian Monastery in the

Rue d'Enfer. The King has great knowledge of art; he admired the whole

series of wall-paintings, in which the life of Saint Bruno is divinely

set forth.

[By a new process these frescos were subsequently transferred to canvas

in 1800 or 1802, at which date the vast property of the Carthusian monks

became part of the Luxembourg estates.--EDITOR'S NOTE.]

"Father," said he to the prior who showed him round, "these simple,

touching pictures are far beyond all that was ever told me. My

intention, I admit, was to move your institution elsewhere, so as to

connect your spacious property with my palace of the Luxembourg, but the

horrible outrage which would have to be committed deters me; to the

marvellous art of Lesueur you owe it that your convent remains intact."

The monk, overjoyed, expressed his gratitude to the King, and promised

him the love and guardianship of Saint Bruno in heaven.

Just then, service in the chapel was over, and the monks filed past two

and two, never raising their eyes from the gloomy pavement bestrewn with

tombstones. The prior, clapping his hands, signalled them to stop, and

then addressed them:

"My brethren, stay your progress a moment; lift up your heads, bowed down

by penance, and behold with awe the descendant of Saint Louis, the august

protector of this convent. Yes, our noble sovereign himself has

momentarily quitted his palace to visit this humble abode. On these

quiet walls which hide our cells, he has sought to read the simple,

touching story, of the life of our saintly founder. The august son of

Louis the Just has taken our dwelling-place and community under his

immediate protection. Go to your cells and pray to God for this

magnanimous prince, for his children and successors in perpetuity."

As he said these flattering words, a monk, with flushed cheeks and mouth

agape, flung himself down at the King's feet, beating his brow repeatedly

upon the pavement, and exclaiming:

"Sire, forgive me, forgive me, guilty though I be. I crave your royal

pardon and pity."

The prior, somewhat confused, saw that some important confession was

about to be made, so he dismissed the others, and sent them back to their

devotions. The prostrate monk, however, never thought of moving from his

position. Perceiving that he was alone with the King, whose calm, gentle

demeanour emboldened him, he begged anew for pardon with great energy,

and fervour. The King clearly saw that the penitent was some great

evil-doer, and he promised forgiveness in somewhat ambiguous fashion.

Then the monk rose and said:

"Your Majesty reigns to-day, and reigns gloriously. That is an amazing

miracle, for countless incredible dangers of the direst sort have beset

your cradle and menaced your youth. A prince of your house, backed up by

ambitious inferiors, resolved to wrest the crown from you, in order to

get it for himself and his descendants. The Queen, your mother, full of

heroic resolution, herself had energy enough to resist the cabal; but

more than once her feet touched the very brink of the precipice, and more

than once she nearly fell over it with her children.

"Noble qualities did this great Queen possess, but at times she had too

overweening a contempt for her enemies. Her disdain for my master, the

young Cardinal, was once too bitter, and begot in this presumptuous

prelate's heart undying hatred. Educated under the same roof as M. le

Cardinal, with the same teachers and the same doctrines, I saw, as it

were, with his eyes when I went out into the world, and marched beneath

his banner when civil war broke out.

"Dreading the punishment for his temerity, this prelate decided that the

sceptre should pass into other hands, and that the elder branch should

become extinct. With this end in view, he made me write a pamphlet

showing that you and your brother, the Prince, were not the King's sons;

and subsequently he induced me to issue another, in which I affirmed on

oath that the Queen, your mother, was secretly married to Cardinal

Mazarin. Unfortunately, these books met with astounding success, nor,

though my tears fall freely, can they ever efface such vile pages.

"I am also guilty of another crime, Sire, and this weighs more heavily

upon my heart. When the Queen-mother dexterously arranged for your

removal to Vincennes, she left in your bed at the Louvre a large doll.

The rebels were aware of this when it was too late. I was ordered to

ride post-haste with an escort in pursuit of your carriage; and I had to

swear by the Holy Gospels that, if I could not bring you back to Paris, I

would stab you to the heart.

"The enormity of my offence weighed heavily upon my spirit and my

conscience. I conceived a horror for the Cardinal and withdrew to this

convent. For many years I have undergone the most grievous penances, but

I shall never make thorough expiation for my sins, and I hold myself to

be as great a criminal as at first, so long as I have not obtained pardon

from my King."

"Are you in holy orders?" asked the King gently.

"No, Sire; I feel unworthy to take them," replied the Carthusian, in

dejected tones.

"Let him be ordained as soon as possible," said his Majesty to the prior.

"The monk's keen repentance touches me; his brain is still excitable; it

needs fresh air and change. I will appoint him to a curacy at Saint

Domingo, and desire him to leave for that place at the earliest

opportunity. Do not forget this."

The monk again prostrated himself before the King, overwhelming him with

blessings, and these royal commands were in due course executed. So it

came about that Lesueur's frescos led to startling revelations, and

enabled the Carthusians to keep their splendid property intact, ungainly

though this was and out of place.

CHAPTER LIX.

Journey to Poitou.--The Mayor and the Sheriffs of Orleans.--The

Marquise's Modesty.--The Serenade.--The Abbey of Fontevrault.--Family

Council.--Duchomania.--A Letter to the King.--The Bishop of

Poitiers.--The Young Vicar.--Rather Give Him a Regiment.--The Fete at the

Convent.--The Presentation.--The Revolt.--A Grand Example.

The Abbess of Fontevrault, who, when a mere nun, could never bear her

profession, now loved it with all her heart, doubtless because of the

authority and freedom which she possessed, being at liberty to go or come

at will, and as absolute mistress of her actions, accountable to no one

for these.

She sent me her confidential woman, one of the "travelling sisters" of

the community, to tell me privately that the Principality of Talmont was

going to be sold, and to offer me her help at this important juncture.

Her letter, duly tied up and sealed, begged me to be bold and use my

authority, if necessary, in order to induce the King at last to give his

approval and consent. "What!" she wrote, "my dear sister; you have given

birth to eight children, the youngest of which is a marvel, and you have

not yet got your reward. All your children enjoy the rank of prince, and

you, their mother, are exempt from such distinction! What is the King

thinking about? Does it add to his dignity, honour, and glory that you

should still be merely a petty marquise? I ask again, what is the King

thinking of?"

In conclusion my sister invited me to pay a visit to her charming abbey.

"We have much to tell you," said she, and "such brief absence is needful

to you, so as to test the King's affection. Your sort of temperament

suits him, your talk amuses him; in fact, your society is absolutely

essential to him; the distance from Versailles to Saumur would seem to

him as far off as the uttermost end of his kingdom. He will send courier

upon courier to you; each of his letters will be a sort of entreaty, and

you have only just got to express your firm intention and desire to be

created a duchess or a princess, and, my dear sister, it will forthwith

be done."

For two days I trained the travelling nun from Fontevrault in her part,

and then I suddenly presented her to the King. She had the honour of

explaining to his Majesty that she had left the Abbess sick and ailing,

and informed him that my sister was most anxious to see me again, and

that she hoped his Majesty would not object to my paying her a short

visit. For a moment the King hesitated; then he asked me if I thought

such a change of urgent necessity. I replied that the news of Madame de

Mortemart's ill-health had greatly affected me, and I promised not to be

away more than a week.

The King accordingly instructed the Marquis de Louvois--[Minister of War,

and inspector-General of Posts and Relays.]--to make all due arrangements

for my journey, and two days afterwards, my sister De Thianges, her

daughter the Duchesse de Nevers, and myself, set out at night for

Poitiers.

The royal relays took us as far as Orleans, after which we had

post-horses, but specially chosen and well harnessed. Couriers in

advance of us had given all necessary orders to the officials and

governors, so that we were provided with an efficient military escort

along the road, and were as safe as if driving through Paris.

At Orleans, the mayor and sheriffs in full dress presented themselves at

our carriage window, and were about to deliver an address "to please the

King;" but I thought such a proceeding ill-timed, and my niece De Nevers

told these magnates that we were travelling incognito.

Crowds collected below our balcony. Madame de Thianges thought they were

going to serenade me, but I distinctly heard sounds of hissing. My niece

De Nevers was greatly upset; she would eat no supper, but began to cry.

"What are you worrying about?" quoth I to this excitable young person.

"Don't you see that we are stopping the night on the estates of the

Princess Palatine,--[The boorish Bavarian princess, the Duc d'Orleans's

second wife. EDITOR'S NOTE.]--and that it is to her exquisite breeding

that we owe compliments of this kind?"

Next morning at daybreak we drove on, and the day after we reached

Fontevrault. The Abbess, accompanied by her entire community, came to

welcome us at the main gate, and her surpliced chaplains offered me holy

water.

After rest and refreshment, we made a detailed survey of her little

empire, and everywhere observed traces of her good management and tact.

Rules had been made more lenient, while not relaxed; the revenues had

increased; everywhere embellishments, contentment, and well-being were

noticeable.

After praising the Abbess as she deserved, we talked a little about the

Talmont principality. My sister was inconsolable. The Tremouilles had

come into property which restored their shattered fortunes; the

principality was no longer for sale; all thought of securing it must be

given up.

Strange to say, I at once felt consoled by such news. Rightly to explain

this feeling, I ought, perhaps, to make an avowal. A grand and brilliant

title had indeed ever been the object of my ambition; but I thought that

I deserved such a distinction personally, for my own sake, and I was

always wishing that my august friend would create a title specially in my

favour. I had often hinted at such a thing in various ways, and full as

he is of wit and penetration, he always listened to my covert

suggestions, and was perfectly aware of my desire. And yet,

magnificently generous as any mortal well could be, he never granted my

wish. Any one else but myself would have been tired, disheartened even;

but at Court one must never be discouraged nor give up the game. The

atmosphere is rife with vicissitude and change. Monotony would seem to

have made there its home; yet no day is quite like another. What one

hopes for is too long in coming; and what one never foresees on, a sudden

comes to pass.

We took counsel together as to the best thing to be done. Madame de

Thianges said to me: "My dear Athenais, you have the elegance of the

Mortemarts, the fine perception and ready wit that distinguishes them,

but strangely enough you have not their energy, nor the firm will

necessary for the conduct of weighty matters. The King does not treat

you like a great friend, like a distinguished friend, like the mother of

his son, the Duc du Maine; he treats you like a province that he has

conquered, on which he levies tax after tax; that is all. Pray

recollect, my sister, that for ten years you have played a leading part

on the grand stage. Your beauty, to my surprise, has been preserved to

you, notwithstanding your numerous confinements and the fatigues of your

position. Profit by the present juncture, and do not let the chance

slip. You must write to the King, and on some pretext or other, ask for

another week's leave. You must tell him plainly that you have been

marquise long enough, and that the moment has come at last for you to

have the 'imperiale',

[The distinctive mark of duchesses was the 'imperiale'; that is, a rich

and costly hammer-cloth of embroidered velvet, edged with gold, which

covered the roofs of ducal equipages.--EDITOR'S NOTE.]

and sign your name in proper style."

Her advice was considered sound, but the Abbess, taking into account the

King's susceptibility, decided that it would not do for me to write

myself about a matter so important as this. The Marquise de Thianges, in

some way or other, had got the knack of plain speaking, so that a letter

of hers would be more readily excused. Thus it was settled that she

should write; and write she did. I give her letter verbatim, as it will

please my readers; and they will agree with me that I could never have

touched this delicate subject so happily myself.

SIRE:--Madame de Montespan had the honour of writing one or two notes to

you during our journey, and now she rests all day long in this vast and

pleasant abbey, where your Majesty's name is held in as great veneration

as elsewhere, being beloved as deeply as at Versailles. Madame de

Mortemart has caused one of the best portraits of your Majesty, done by

Mignard, to be brought hither from Paris, and this magnificent personage

in royal robes is placed beneath an amaranth-coloured dais, richly

embroidered with gold, at the extreme end of a vast hall, which bears the

name of our illustrious and well-beloved monarch. Your privileges are

great, in truth, Sire. Here you are, installed in this pious and

secluded retreat, where never mortal may set foot. Before you, beside

you daily, you may contemplate the multitude of modest virgins who look

at you and admire you, becoming all of them attached to you without

wishing it, perhaps without knowing it, even.

Surely, Sire, your penetration is a most admirable thing. After your

first interview with her, you considered our dear Abbess to be a woman of

capacity and talent. You rightly appreciated her, for nothing can be

compared to the perfect order that prevails in her house. She is active

and industrious without sacrificing her position and her dignity in the

slightest. Like yourself, she can judge of things in their entirety, and

examine them in every little detail; like yourself, she knows how to

command obedience and affection, desiring nothing but that which is just

and reasonable. In a word, Sire, Madame de Mortemart has the secret of

convincing her subordinates that she is acting solely in their interests,

a supreme mission, in sooth, among men; and my sister really has no other

desire nor ambition,--to this we can testify.

Upon our return, which for our liking can never be too soon, we will

acquaint your Majesty with the slight authorised mortification which we

had to put up with at Orleans. We are in possession of certain

information regarding this, and your Majesty will have ample means of

throwing a light upon the subject. As for the magistrates, they behaved

most wonderfully; they had an address all ready for us, but Madame de

Montespan would not listen to it, saying that "such honours are meet only

for you and for your children." Such modesty on my sister's part is in

keeping with her great intelligence; I had almost said her genius. But

in this matter I was not wholly of her opinion. It seemed to me, Sire,

that, in refusing the homage offered to her by these worthy magnates,

she, so to speak, disowned the rank ensured to her by your favour. While

the Marquise enjoys your noble affection, she is no ordinary personage.

She has her seat in your own Chapel Royal, so in travelling she has a

right to special honour. By your choice of her, you have made her

notable; in giving her your heart, you have made her a part of yourself.

By giving birth to your children, she has acquired her rank at Court, in

society, and in history. Your Majesty intends her to be considered and

respected; the escorts of cavalry along the highroads are sufficient

proof of that.

All France, Sire, is aware of your munificence and of your princely

generosity: Shall I tell you of the amazement of the provincials at

noticing that the ducal housings are absent from my sister's splendid

coach? Yes, I have taken upon myself to inform you of this surprise, and

knowing how greatly Athenais desires this omission to be repaired, I went

so far as to promise that your Majesty would cause this to be done

forthwith. It must be done, Sire; the Marquise loves you as much as it

is possible for you to be loved; of this, all that she has sacrificed is

a proof. But while dearly loving you, she fears to appear importunate,

and were it not for my respectful freedom of speech, perhaps you would

still be ignorant of that which she most fervently desires.

What we all three of us ask is but a slight thing for your Majesty, who,

with a single word, can create a thousand nobles and princes. The kings,

your ancestors, used their glory in making their lovers illustrious. The

Valois built temples and palaces in their honour. You, greater than all

the Valois, should not let their example suffice. And I am sure that you

will do for the mother of the Duc du Maine what the young prince himself

would do for her if you should happen to forget.

Your Majesty's most humble servant, "MARQUISE DE THIANGES."

To the Abbess and myself; this ending seemed rather too sarcastic, but

Madame de Thianges was most anxious to let it stand. There was no way of

softening or glossing it over; so the letter went off, just as she had

written it.

It so happened that the Bishop of Poitiers was in his diocese at the

time. He came to pay me a visit, and ask me if I could get an abbey for

his nephew, who, though extremely young, already acted as vicar-general

for him. "I would willingly get him a whole regiment," I replied,

"provided M. de Louvois be of those that are my friends. As for the

benefices, they depend, as you know, upon the Pere de la Chaise, and I

don't think he would be willing to grant me a favour."

"Permit me to assure you, madame, that in this respect you are in error,"

replied the Bishop. "Pere de la Chaise respects you and honours you, and

only speaks of you in such terms. What distresses him is to see that you

have an aversion for him. Let me write to him, and say that my nephew

has had the honour of being presented to you, and that you hoped he might

have a wealthy abbey to enable him to bear the privations of his

calling."

The young vicar-general was good-looking, and of graceful presence. He

had that distinction of manner which causes the priesthood to be held in

honour, and that amenity of address which makes the law to be obeyed. My

sisters began to take a fancy to him, and recommended him to me. I wrote

to Pere de la Chaise myself, and instead of a mere abbey, we asked for a

bishopric for him.

It was my intention to organise a brilliant fete for the Fontevrault

ladies, and invite all the nobility of the neighbourhood. We talked of

this to the young vicar, who highly approved of my plan, and albeit

monsieur his uncle thought such a scheme somewhat contrary to rule and to

what he termed the proprieties, we made use of his nephew, the young

priest, as a lever; and M. de Poitiers at last consented to everything.

The Fontevrault gardens are one of the most splendid sights in all the

country round. We chose the large alley as our chief entertainment-hall,

and the trees were all illuminated as in my park at Clagny, or at

Versailles. There was no dancing, on account of the nuns, but during our

repast there was music, and a concert and fireworks afterwards. The fete

ended with a performance of "Genevieve de Brabant," a grand spectacular

pantomime, played to perfection by certain gentry of the neighbourhood;

it made a great impression upon all the nuns and novices.

Before going down into the gardens, the Abbess wished to present me

formally to all the nuns, as well as to those persons it had pleased her

to invite. Imagine her astonishment! Three nuns were absent, and

despite our entreaties and the commands of their superiors, they

persisted in their rebellion and their refusal. They set up to keep

rules before all things, and observe the duties of their religion, lying

thus to their Abbess and their conscience. It was all mere spite. Of

this there can be no doubt, for one of these refractory creatures, as it

transpired, was a cousin of the Marquis de Lauzun, my so-called victim;

while the other two were near relatives of Mademoiselle de Mauldon, an

intimate friend of M. de Meaux.

In spite of these three silly absentees, we enjoyed ourselves greatly,

and had much innocent amusement; while they, who could watch us from

their windows, were probably mad with rage to think they were not of our

number.

My sister complained of them to the Bishop of Poitiers, who severely

blamed them for such conduct; and seeing that he could not induce them to

offer me an apology, sent them away to three different convents.

CHAPTER LX.

The Page-Dauphin.--A Billet from the King.--Madame de Maintenon's

Letter.--The King as Avenger.--His Sentence on the Murderers.

The great liberty which we enjoyed at Fontevrault, compared with the

interminable bondage of Saint Germain or Versailles, made the abbey ever

seem more agreeable to me; and Madame de Thianges asked me in sober

earnest "if I no longer loved the King."

"Of course I do," was my answer; "but may one not love oneself just a

little bit, too? To me, health is life; and I assure you, at

Fontevrault, my dear sister, I sleep most soundly, and have quite got rid

of all my nervous attacks and headaches."

We were just talking thus when Madame de Mortemart entered my room, and

introduced young Chamilly, the Page-Dauphin,--[The chief page-in-waiting

bore the title of Page-Dauphin]--who brought with him a letter from the

King. He also had one for me from Madame de Maintenon, rallying me upon

my absence and giving me news of my children. The King's letter was

quite short, but a king's note such as that is worth a whole pile of

commonplace letters. I transcribe it here:

I am jealous; an unusual thing for me. And I am much vexed, I confess,

with Madame de Mortemart, who might have chosen a very different moment

to be ill. I am ignorant as to the nature of her malady, but if it be

serious, and of those which soon grow more dangerous, she has played me a

very sorry trick in sending for you to act as her nurse or her physician.

Pray tell her, madame, that you are no good whatever as a nurse, being

extremely hasty and impatient in everything; while as regards medical

skill, you are still further from the mark, since you have never yet been

able to understand your own ailments, nor even explain these with the

least clearness. I must ask the Abbess momentarily to suspend her

sufferings and come to Versailles, where all my physicians shall treat

her with infinite skill; and, to oblige me, will cure her, as they know

how much I esteem and like her. Farewell, my ladies three, who in your

friendship are but as one. I should like to be there to make a fourth.

Madame de Maintenon, who loves you sincerely, will give you news of your

little family and of Saint Germain. Her letter and mine will be brought

to you and delivered by the young Comte de Chamilly. Send him back to me

at once, and don't let him, see your novices or your nuns, else he will

not want to return to me. LOUIS.

Madame de Maintenon's letter was not couched in the same playfully

mocking tone; though a marquise, she felt the distance that there was

between herself and me; besides, she always knows exactly what is the

proper thing to do. The Abbess, who is an excellent judge, thought this

letter excellently written. She wanted to have a copy of it, which made

me determine to preserve it. Here it is, a somewhat more voluminous

epistle than that of the King:

I promised you, madame, that I would inform you as often as possible of

all that interests you here, and now I keep my promise, being glad to say

that I have only pleasant news to communicate. His Majesty is

wonderfully well, and though annoyed at your journey, he has hardly lost

any of his gaiety, as seemingly he hopes to have you back again in a day

or two.

Mademoiselle de Nantes declares that she would have behaved very well in

the coach, and that she is a nearer relation to you than the Duchesse de

Nevers, and that it was very unfair not to take her with you this time.

In order to comfort her, the Duc du Maine has discovered an expedient

which greatly amuses us, and never fails of its effect. He tells her how

absolutely necessary it is for her proper education that she should be

placed in a convent, and then adds in a serious tone that if she had been

taken to Fontevrault she would never have come back!

"Oh, if that is the case," she answered, "why, I am not jealous of the

Duchesse de Nevers."

The day after your departure the Court took up its quarters at Saint

Germain, where we shall probably remain for another week. You know,

madame, how fond his Majesty is of the Louis Treize Belvedere, and the

telescope erected by this monarch,--one of the best ever made hitherto.

As if by inspiration, the King turned this instrument to the left towards

that distant bend which the Seine makes round the verge of the Chatou

woods. His Majesty, who observes every thing, noticed two bathers in the

river, who apparently were trying to teach their much younger companion,

a lad of fourteen or fifteen, to swim; doubtless, they had hurt him, for

he got away from their grasp, and escaped to the river-bank, to reach his

clothes and dress himself. They tried to coax him back into the water,

but he did not relish such treatment; by his gestures it was plain that

he desired no further lessons. Then the two bathers jumped out of the

river, and as he was putting on his shirt, dragged him back into the

water, and forcibly held him under till he was drowned.

When they had committed this crime, and their victim was murdered, they

cast uneasy glances at either river-bank, and the heights of Saint

Germain. Believing that no one had knowledge of their deed, they put on

their clothes, and with all a murderer's glee depicted on their evil

countenances, they walked along the bank in the direction of the castle.

The King instantly rode off in pursuit, accompanied by five or six

musketeers; he got ahead of them, and soon turned back and met them.

"Messieurs," said he to them, "when you went away you were three in

number; what have you done with your comrade?" This question, asked in a

firm voice, disconcerted them somewhat at first, but they soon replied

that their companion wanted to have a swim in the river, and that they

had left him higher up the stream near the corner of the forest, close to

where his clothes and linen made a white spot on the bank.

On hearing this answer the King gave orders for them to be bound and

brought back by the soldiery to the old chateau, where they were shut up

in separate rooms. His Majesty, filled with indignation, sent for the

High Provost, and recounting to him what took place before his eyes,

requested him to try the culprits there and then. The Marquis, however,

is always scrupulous to excess; he begged the King to reflect that at

such a great distance, and viewed through a telescope, things might have

seemed somewhat different from what they actually were, and that, instead

of forcibly holding their companion under the water, perhaps the two

bathers were endeavouring to bring him to the surface.

"No, monsieur, no," replied his Majesty; "they dragged him into the river

against his will, and I saw their struggles and his when they thrust him

under the water."

"But, Sire," replied this punctilious personage, "our criminal law

requires the testimony of two witnesses, and your Majesty, all-powerful

though you be, can only furnish that of one."

"Monsieur," replied the King gently, "I authorise you in passing sentence

to state that you heard the joint testimony of the King of France and the

King of Navarre."

Seeing that this failed to convince the judge, his Majesty grew impatient

and said to the old Marquis, "King Louis IX., my ancestor, sometimes

administered justice himself in the wood at Vincennes; I will to-day

follow his august example and administer justice at Saint Germain."

The throne-room was at once got ready by his order. Twenty notable

burgesses of the town were summoned to the castle, and the lords and

ladies sat with these upon the benches. The King, wearing his orders,

took his seat when the two prisoners were placed in the dock.

By their contradictory statements, ever-increasing embarrassment, and

unveracious assertions, the jury were soon convinced of their guilt. The

unhappy youth was their brother, and had inherited property from their

mother, he being her child by a second husband. So these monsters

murdered him for revenge and greed. The King sentenced them to be bound

hand and foot, and flung into the river in the selfsame place "where they

killed their young brother Abel."

When they saw his Majesty leaving his throne, they threw themselves at

his feet, implored his pardon, and confessed their hideous crime. The

King, pausing a moment, thanked God that their conscience had forced such

confession from them, and then remitted the sentence of confiscation

only. They were executed before the setting of that sun which had

witnessed their crime, and the next day, that is, yesterday evening, the

three bodies, united once more by fate, were found floating about two

leagues from Saint Germain, under the willows at the edge of the river

near Poisay.

Orders were instantly given for their separate interment. The youngest

was brought back to Saint Germain, where the King wished him to have a

funeral befitting his innocence and untimely fate. All the military

attended it.

Forgive me, madams, for all these lengthy details; we have all been so

much upset by this dreadful occurrence, and can talk of nothing else,--in

fact, it will furnish matter for talk for a long while yet.

I sincerely hope that by this time Madame de Mortsmart has completely

recovered. I agree with his Majesty that, in doctoring, you have not had

much experience; still, friendship acts betimes as a most potent

talisman, and the heart of the Abbess is of those that in absence pines,

but which in the presence of some loved one revives.

She has deigned to grant me a little place in her esteem; pray tell her

that this first favour has somewhat spoiled me, and that now I ask for

more than this, for a place in her affections. Madame de Thianges and

Madame de Nevers are aware of my respect and attachment for them, and

they approve of this, for they have engraved their names and crests on my

plantain-trees at Maintenon. Such inscriptions are a bond to bind us,

and if no mischance befall, these trees, as I hope, will survive me.

I am, madame, etc., MAINTENON.

CHAPTER LXI.

Mademoiselle d'Amurande.--The Married Nun.--The Letter to the

Superior.--Monseigneur's Discourse.--The Abduction.--A Letter from the

King.--Beware of the Governess.--We Leave Fontevrault.

Amoung the novices at Fontevrault there was a most interesting, charming

young person, who gave Madame de Mortemart a good deal of anxiety, as she

thought her still undecided as to the holy profession she was about to

adopt. This interested me greatly, and evoked my deepest sympathy.

The night of our concert and garden fete she sang to please the Abbess,

but there were tears in her voice. I was touched beyond expression, and

going up to her at the bend of one of the quickset-hedges, I said, "You

are unhappy, mademoiselle; I feel a deep interest for you. I will ask

Madame de Mortemart to let you come and read to me; then we can talk as

we like. I should like to help you if I can."

She moved away at once, fearing to be observed, and the following day I

met her in my sister's room.

"Your singing and articulation are wonderful, mademoiselle," said I,

before the Abbess; "would you be willing to come and read to me for an

hour every day? I have left my secretary at Versailles, and I am

beginning to miss her much."

Madame de Mortemart thanked me for my kindly intentions towards the young

novice, who, from that time forward, was placed at my disposal.

The reading had no other object than to gain her confidence, and as soon

as we were alone I bade her tell me all. After brief hesitation, the

poor child thus began:

"In a week's time, a most awful ceremony takes place in this monastery.

The term of my novitiate has already expired, and had it not been for the

distractions caused by your visit, I should have already been obliged to

take this awful oath and make my vows.

"Madame de Mortemart is gentle and kind (no wonder! she is your sister),

but she has decided that I am to be one of her nuns, and nothing on earth

can induce her to change her mind. If this fatal decree be executed, I

shall never live to see this year of desolation reach its close. Perhaps

I may fall dead at the feet of the Bishop who ordains us.

"They would have me give to God--who does not need it--my whole life as a

sacrifice. But, madame, I cannot give my God this life of mine, as four

years ago I surrendered it wholly to some one else. Yes, madame," said

she, bursting into tears, "I am the lawful wife of the Vicomte d'Olbruze,

my cousin german.

"Of this union, planned and approved by my dear mother herself, a child

was born, which my ruthless father refuses to recognise, and which kindly

peasants are bringing up in the depths of the woods.

"My dear, good mother was devotedly fond of my lover, who was her nephew.

From our very cradles she had always destined us for each other. And she

persisted in making this match, despite her husband, whose fortune she

had immensely increased, and one day during his absence we were legally

united by our family priest in the castle chapel. My father, who, was

away at sea, came back soon afterwards: He was enraged at my mother's

disobedience, and in his fury attempted to stab her with his own hand. He

made several efforts to put an end to her existence, and the general

opinion in my home is that he was really the author of her death.

"Devotedly attached to my husband by ties of love no less than of duty, I

fled with him to his uncle's, an old knight-commander of Malta, whose

sole heir he was. My father, with others, pursued us thither, and scaled

the walls of our retreat by night, resolved to kill his nephew first and

me afterwards. Roused by the noise of the ruffians, my husband seized

his firearms. Three of his assailants he shot from the balcony, and my

father, disguised as a common man, received a volley in the face, which

destroyed his eyesight. The Parliament of Rennes took up the matter. My

husband thought it best not to put in an appearance, and after the

evidence of sundry witnesses called at random, a warrant for his arrest

as a defaulter was issued, a death penalty being attached thereto.

"Ever since that time my husband has been wandering about in disguise

from province to province. Doomed to solitude in our once lovely

chateau, my, father forced me to take the veil in this convent, promising

that if I did so, he would not bring my husband to justice.

"Perhaps, madame, if the King were truly and faithfully informed of all

these things, he would have compassion for my grief, and right the

injustice meted out to my unlucky husband."

After hearing this sad story, I clearly saw that, in some way or other,

we should have to induce Madame de Mortemart to postpone the ceremony of

taking the vow, and I afterwards determined to put these vagaries on the

part of the law before my good friend President de Nesmond, who was the

very man to give us good advice, and suggest the right remedy.

As for the King, I did not deem it fit that he should be consulted in the

matter. Of course I look upon him as a just and wise prince, but he is

the slave of form. In great families, he does not like to hear of

marriages to which the father has not given formal consent; moreover, I

did not forget about the gun-shot which blinded the gentleman, and made

him useless for the rest of his life. The King, who is devoted to his

nobles, would never have pronounced in favour of the Vicomte, unless he

happened to be in a particularly good humour. Altogether, it was a risky

thing.

I deeply sympathised with Mademoiselle d'Amurande in her trouble, and

assured her of my good-will and protection, but I begged her to approve

my course of action, though taken independently of the King. She

willingly left her fate in my hands, and I bade her write my sister the

following note:

MADAME:--You know the vows that bind me; they are sacred, having been

plighted at the foot of the altar. Do not persist, I entreat you, do not

persist in claiming the solemn declaration of my vows. You are here to

command the Virgins of the Lord, but among these I have no right to a

place. I am a mother, although so young, and the Holy Scriptures tell me

every day that Hagar, the kindly hearted, may not forsaken her darling

Ishmael.

I happened to be with Madame de Mortemart when one of the aged sisters

brought her this letter. On reading it she was much affected. I feigned

ignorance, and asked her kindly what was the reason of her trouble. She

wished to hide it; but I insisted, and at last persuaded her to let me

see the note. I read it calmly and with reflection, and afterwards said

to the Abbess:

"What! You, sister, whose distress and horror I witnessed when our stern

parents shut you up in a cloister,--are you now going to impose like

fetters upon a young and interesting person, who dreads them, and rejects

them as once you rejected them?"

Madame de Mortemart replied, "I was young then, and without experience,

when I showed such childish repugnance as that of which you speak. At

that age one knows nothing of religion nor of the eternal verities. Only

the world, with its frivolous pleasures, is then before one's eyes; and

the spectacle blinds our view, even our view of heaven. Later on I

deplored such resistance, which so grieved my family; and when I saw you

at Court, brilliant and adored, I assure you, my dear Marquise, that this

convent and its solitude seemed to me a thousand times more

desirable than the habitation of kings."

"You speak thus philosophically," I replied, "only because your lot

happens to have undergone such a change. From a slave, you have become

an absolute and sovereign mistress. The book of rules is in your hands;

you turn over its leaves wherever you like; you open it at whatever page

suits you; and if the book should chance to give you a severe rebuke, you

never let others know this. Human nature was ever thus. No, no, madame;

you can never make one believe that a religious life is in itself such an

attractive one that you would gladly resume it if the dignities of your

position as an abbess were suddenly wrested from you and given to some

one else."

"Well, well, if that is so," said the Abbess, reddening, "I am quite

ready to send in my resignation, and so return you your liberality."

"I don't ask you for an abbey which you got from the King," I rejoined,

smiling; "but the favour, which I ask and solicit you can and ought to

grant. Mademoiselle d'Amurande points out to you in formal and

significant terms that she cannot enrol herself among the Virgins of the

Lord, and that the gentle Hagar of Holy Writ may not forsake Ishmael.

Such a confession plainly hints at an attachment which religion cannot

violate nor destroy, else our religion would be a barbarous one, and

contrary to nature.

"Since God has brought me to this convent, and by chance I have got to

know and appreciate this youthful victim, I shall give her my compassion

and help,--I, who have no necessity to make conversions by force in order

to add to the number of my community. If I have committed any grave

offence in the eyes of God, I trust that He will pardon me in

consideration of the good work that I desire to do. I shall write to the

King, and Mademoiselle d'Amurande shall not make her vows until his

Majesty commands her to do so."

This last speech checkmated my sister. She at once became gentle,

sycophantic, almost caressing in manner, and assured me that the ceremony

of taking the vow would be indefinitely postponed, although the Bishop of

Lugon had already prepared his homily, and invitations had been issued to

the nobility.

Madame de Mortemart is the very embodiment of subtlety and cunning. I

saw that she only wanted to gain time in order to carry out her scheme. I

did not let myself be hoodwinked by her promises, but went straight to

work, being determined to have my own way.

Hearing from Mademoiselle d'Amurande that her friend and ally, the old

commander, was still living, I was glad to know that she had in him such

a stanch supporter. "It is the worthy commander," said I, "who must be

as a father to you, until I have got the sentence of the first Parliament

cancelled." Then we arranged that I should get her away with me from the

convent, as there seemed to be little or no difficulty about this.

Accordingly, three days afterwards I dressed her in a most elegant

costume of my niece's. We went out in the morning for a drive, and the

nuns at the gateway bowed low, as usual, when my carriage passed, never

dreaming of such a thing as abduction.

That evening the whole convent seemed in a state of uproar. Madame de

Mortemart, with flaming visage, sought to stammer out her reproaches. But

as there was no law to prevent my action, she had to hide her vexation,

and behave as if nothing had happened.

The following year I wrote and told her that the judgment of the Rennes

Parliament had been cancelled by the Grand Council, as it was based on

conflicting evidence. The blind Comte d'Amurande had died of rage, and

the young couple, who came into all his property, were eternally grateful

to me, and forever showered blessings upon my head.

The Abbess wrote back to say that she shared my satisfaction at so happy

a conclusion, and that Madame d'Olbruse's disappearance from Fontevrault

had scarcely been noticed.

The Marquise de Thianges, whose ideas regarding such matters were

precisely the same as my own, confined herself to stating that I had not

told her a word about it. She spoke the truth; for the enterprise was

not of such difficulty that I needed any one to help me.

On the twelfth day, as we were about to leave Fontevrault, I received

another letter from the King, which was as follows:

As the pain in your knee continues, and the Bourbonne waters have been

recommended to you, I beg you, madame, to profit by being in their

vicinity, and to go and try their effect. Mademoiselle de Nantes is in

fairly good health, yet it looks as if a return of her fluxion were

likely. Five or six pimples have appeared on her face, and there is the

same redness of the arms as last year. I shall send her to Bourbonne;

your maids and the governess will accompany her. The Prince de Conde,

who is in office there, will show you every attention. I would rather

see you a little later on in good health, than a little sooner, and

ailing.

My kindest messages to Madame de Thianges, the Abbess, and all those who

show you regard and sympathy. Madame de Nevers might invite you to stay

with her; on her return I will not forget such obligation.

LOUIS.

We left Fontevrault after a stay of fifteen days; to the nuns and novices

it seemed more like fifteen minutes, but to Madame de Mortemart, fifteen

long years. Yet that did not prevent her from tenderly embracing me, nor

from having tears in her eyes when the time came for us to take coach and

depart.

BOOK 5.

CHAPTER I.

The Prince de Mont-Beliard.--He Agrees to the Propositions Made Him.--The

King's Note.--Diplomacy of the Chancellor of England.--Letter from the

Marquis de Montespan.--The Duchy in the Air.--The Domain of Navarre,

Belonging to the Prince de Bouillon, Promised to the Marquise.

There was but a small company this year at the Waters of Bourbonne,--to

begin with, at any rate; for afterwards there appeared to be many

arrivals, to see me, probably, and Mademoiselle de Nantes.

The Chancellor Hyde was already installed there, and his establishment

was one of the most agreeable and convenient; he was kind enough to

exchange it for mine. A few days afterwards he informed me of the

arrival of the Prince de Mont-Beliard, of Wurtemberg, who was anxious to

pay his respects to me, as though to the King's daughter. In effect,

this royal prince came and paid me a visit; I thought him greatly changed

for such a short lapse of years.

We had seen each other--as, I believe, I have already told--at the time

of the King's first journey in Flanders. He recalled all the

circumstances to me, and was amiable enough to tell me that, instead of

waning, my beauty had increased.

"It is you, Prince, who embellish everything," I answered him. "I begin

to grow like a dilapidated house; I am only here to repair myself."

Less than a year before, M. de Mont-Billiard had lost that amiable

princess, his wife; he had a lively sense of this loss, and never spoke

of it without tears in his eyes.

"You know, madame," he told me, "my states are, at present, not entirely

administered, but occupied throughout by the officers of the King of

France. Those persons who have my interests at heart, as well as those

who delight at my fears, seem persuaded that this provisional occupation

will shortly become permanent. I dare not question you on this subject,

knowing how much discretion is required of you; but I confess that I

should pass quieter and more tranquil nights if you could reassure me up

to a certain point."

"Prince," I replied to him, "the King is never harsh except with those of

whom he has had reason to complain. M. le Duc de Neubourg, and certain

other of the Rhine princes, have been thick-witted enough to be disloyal

to him; he has punished them for it, as Caesar did, and as all great

princes after him will do. But you have never shown him either coldness,

or aversion, or indifference. He has commanded the Marechal de

Luxembourg to enter your territory to prevent the Prince of Orange from

reaching there before us, and your authority has been put, not under the

domination, but under the protection, of the King of France, who is

desirous of being able to pass from there into the Brisgau."

Madame de Thianges, Madame de Nevers, and myself did all that lay in our

power to distract or relieve the sorrows of the Prince; but the loss of

Mademoiselle de Chatillon, his charming spouse, was much more present

with him than that of his states; the bitterness which he drew from it

was out of the retch of all consolation possible. The Marquise de

Thianges procured the Chancellor of England to approach the Prince, and

find out from him, to a certain extent, whether he would consent to

exchange the County of Mont-Beliard for some magnificent estates in

France, to which some millions in money would be added.

M. de Wurtemberg asked for a few days in which to reflect, and imagining

that these suggestions emanated from Versailles, he replied that he could

refuse nothing to the greatest of kings. My sister wrote on the day

following to the Marquis de Louvois, instead of asking it of the King in

person. M. de Luvois, who, probably, wished to despoil M. de

Mont-Beliard without undoing his purse-strings, put this overture before

the King maliciously, and the King wrote me immediately the following

letter:

Leave M. de Mont-Beliard alone, and do not speak to him again of his

estates. If the matter which occupies Madame de Thianges could be

arranged, it would be of the utmost propriety that a principality of such

importance rested in the Crown, at least as far as sovereignty. The case

of the Principality of Orange is a good enough lesson to me; there must

be one ruler only in an empire. As for you, my dear lady, feel no regret

for all that. You shall be a duchess, and I am pleased to give you this

title which you desire. Let M. de Montespan be informed that his

marquisate is to be elevated into a duchy with a peerage, and that I will

add to it the number of seigniories that is proper, as I do not wish to

deviate from the usage which has become a law, etc.

The prince's decision was definite, and as his character was, there was

no wavering. I wrote to him immediately to express my lively gratitude,

and we considered, the Marquise and I, as to the intermediary to whom we

could entrust the unsavoury commission of approaching the Marquis de

Montespan. He hated all my family from his having obtained no

satisfaction from it for his wrath. We begged the Chancellor Hyde, a

personage of importance, to be good enough to accept this mission; he saw

no reason to refuse it, and, after ten or eleven days, he received the

following reply, with which he was moderately amused:

CHATEAU SAINT ELIX . . . . AT THE WORLD'S END.

I am sensible, my Lord, as I should be, of the honour which you have

wished to do me, whilst, notwithstanding, permit me to consider it

strange that a man of your importance has cared to meddle in such a

negotiation. His Majesty the King of France did not consult me when he

wished to make my wife his mistress; it is somewhat remarkable that so

great a prince expects my intervention today to recompense conduct that I

have disapproved, that I disapprove, and shall disapprove to my last

breath. His Majesty has got eight or ten children from my wife without

saying a word to me about it; this monarch can surely, therefore, make

her a present of a duchy without summoning me to his assistance.

According to all laws, human and divine, the King ought to punish Madame

de Montespan, and, instead of censuring her, he wishes to make her a

duchess! . . . Let him make her a princess, even a highness, if he

likes; he has all the power in his hands. I am only a twig; he is an

oak.

If madame is fostering ambition, mine has been satisfied for forty years;

I was born a marquis; a marquis--apart from some unforeseen

catastrophe--I will die; and Madame la Marquise, as long as she does not

alter her conduct, has no need to alter her degree.

I will, however, waive my severity, if M. le Duc du Maine will intervene

for his mother, and call me his father, however it may be. I am none the

less sensible, my lord, of the honour of your acquaintance, and since you

form one of the society of Madame la Marquise, endeavour to release

yourself from her charms, for she can be an enchantress when she

likes.... It is true that, from what they tell me, you were not quite

king in your England.

I am, from out my exile (almost as voluntary as yours), the most obliged

and grateful of your servants,

DE GONDRIN MONTESPAN.

The Marquise de Thianges felt a certain irritation at the reading of this

letter; she offered all our excuses for it to the English Chancellor, and

said to me: "I begin to fear that the King of Versailles is not acting

with good faith towards you, when he makes your advancement depend on the

Marquis de Montespan; it is as though he were giving you a duchy in the

moon."

I sent word to the King that the Marquis refused to assist his generous

projects; he answered me:

"Very well, we must look somewhere else."

Happily, this domestic humiliation did not transpire at Bourbonne; for M.

de la Bruyere had arrived there with Monsieur le Prince, and that model

satirist would unfailingly have made merry over it at my expense.

The best society lavished its attentions on me; Coulanges, whose

flatteries are so amusing, never left us for a moment.

The Prince, after the States were over, had come to relax himself at

Bourbonne, which was his property. After having done all in his power

formerly to dethrone his master, he is his enthusiastic servitor now that

he sees him so strong. He was fascinated with Mademoiselle de Nantes,

and asked my permission to seek her hand for the Duc de Bourbon, his

grandson; my reply was, that the alliance was desirable on both sides,

but that these arrangements were settled only by the King.

In spite of the insolent diatribe of M. de Montespan, the waters proved

good and favourable; my blood, little by little, grew calm; my pains,

passing from one knee to the other, insensibly faded away in both; and,

after having given a brilliant fete to the Prince de Mont-Beliard, the

English Chancellor, and our most distinguished bathers, I went back to

Versailles, where the work seemed to me to have singularly advanced.

The King went in advance of us to Corbeil; Madame de Maintenon, her

pretty nieces, and my children were in the carriage. The King received

me with his ordinary kindness, and yet said no word to me of the

harshness which I had suffered from my husband. Two or three months

afterwards he recollected his royal word, and gave me to understand that

the Prince de Bourbon was shortly going to give up Navarre, in Normandy,

and that this vast and magnificent estate would be raised to a duchy for

me.

It has not been yet, at the moment that I write. Perhaps it is written

above that I shall never be a duchess. In such a case, the King would

not deserve the inward reproaches that my sensibility addresses him,

since his good-will would be fettered by destiny.

It is my kindness which makes me speak so.

CHAPTER II.

The Venetian Drummer.--The Little Olivier.--Adriani's Love.--His

Ingratitude.--His Punishment.--His Vengeance.--Complaint on This Account.

At the great slaughter of Candia, M. de Vivonne had the pleasure of

saving a young Venetian drummer whom he noticed all covered with blood,

and senseless, amongst the dead and dying, with whom the field was

covered far and wide. He had his wounds dressed and cared for by the

surgeons of the French navy, with the intention of giving him me, either

as a valet de chambre or a page, so handsome and agreeable this young

Italian was. Adriani was his name. He presented him to me after the

return of the expedition to France, and I was sensible of this amiable

attention of my brother, for truly the peer of this young drummer did not

exist.

Adrien was admirable to see in my livery, and when my carriage went out,

he attracted alone all the public attention. His figure was still not

all that it might be; it developed suddenly, and then one was not wrong

in comparing him with a perfect model for the Academy. He took small

time in losing the manners which he had brought with him from his

original calling. I discovered the best 'ton' in him; he would have been

far better seated in the interior than outside my equipage.

Unfortunately, this young impertinent gave himself airs of finding my

person agreeable, and of cherishing a passion for me; my first valet de

chambre told me of it at once. I gave him to the King, who had sometimes

noticed him in passing.

Adrien was inconsolable at first at this change, for which he was not

prepared, but his vanity soon came uppermost; he understood that it was

an advancement, and took himself for a great personage, since he had the

honour of approaching and serving the King.

The little Olivier--the first assistant in the shop of Madame Camille, my

dressmaker--saw Adrien, inspired him with love, and herself with much,

and they had to be married. I was good-natured enough to be interested

in this union, and as I had never any fault to find with the intelligent

services and attentions of the little modiste, I gave her two hundred

louis, that she might establish herself well and without any waiting.

She had a daughter whom she was anxious to call Athenais. I thought this

request excessive; I granted my name of Francoise only.

The young couple would have succeeded amply with their business, since my

confidence and favour were sufficient to give them vogue; but I was not

slow in learning that cruel discord had already penetrated to their

household, and that Adrien, in spite of his adopted country, had remained

at heart Italian. Jealous without motive, and almost without love, he

tormented with his suspicions, his reproaches, and his harshness, an

attentive and industrious young wife, who loved him with intense love,

and was unable to succeed in persuading him of it. From her condition, a

modiste cannot dispense with being amiable, gracious, engaging. The

little Olivier, as pretty as one can be, easily secured the homage of the

cavaliers. For all thanks she smiled at the gentlemen, as a well brought

up woman should do. Adrien disapproved these manners,--too French, in

his opinion. One day he dared to say to his wife, and that before

witnesses: "Because you have belonged to Madame de Montespan, do you

think you have the same rights that she has?" And with that he

administered a blow to her.

This indecency was reported to me. I did not take long in discovering

what it was right to do with Adrien. I had him sent to Clagny, where I

happened to be at the time.

"Monsieur the Venetian drummer," I said to him, with the hauteur which it

was necessary to oppose to his audacity, "Monsieur le Marechal de

Vivonne, who is always too good, saved your life without knowing you. I

gave you to the King, imagining that I knew you. Now I am undeceived,

and I know, without the least possibility of doubt, that beneath the

appearance of a good heart you hide the ungrateful and insolent rogue.

The King needs persons more discreet, less violent, and more polite.

Madame de Montespan gave you up to the King; Madame de Montespan has

taken you back this morning to her service. You depend for the future on

nobody but Madame de Montespan, and it is her alone that you are bound to

obey. Your service in her house has commenced this morning; it will

finish this evening, and, before midnight, you will leave her for good

and all. I have known on all occasions how to pardon slight offences;

there are some that a person of my rank could not excuse; yours is of

that number. Go; make no answer! Obey, ingrate! Disappear, I command

you!"

At these words he tried to throw himself at my feet. "Go, wretched

fellow!" I cried to him; and, at my voice, my lackeys ran up and drove

him from the room and from the chateau.

Almost always these bad-natured folks have cowardly souls. Adrien, his

head in a whirl, presented himself to my Suisse at Versailles, who,

finding his look somewhat sinister, refused to receive him. He retired

to my hotel in Paris, where the Suisse, being less of a physiognomist,

delivered him the key of his old room, and was willing to allow him to

pass the night there.

Adrien, thinking of naught but how to harm me and give me a memorable

proof of his vengeance, ran and set fire to my two storehouses, and, to

put a crown on his rancour, went and hanged himself in an attic.

About two o'clock in the morning, a sick-nurse, having perceived the

flames, gave loud cries and succeeded in making herself heard. Public

help arrived; the fire was mastered. My Suisse sought everywhere for the

Italian, whom he thought to be in danger; he stumbled against his corpse.

What a scene! What an affliction! The commissary having had his room

opened, on a small bureau a letter was found which he had been at the

pains of writing, and in which he accused me of his despair and death.

The people of Paris have been at all times extravagance and credulity

itself. They looked upon this young villain as a martyr, and at once

dedicated an elegy to him, in which I was compared with Medea, Circe, and

Fredegonde.

It is precisely on account of this elegy that I have cared to set down

this cruel anecdote. My readers, to whom I have just narrated the facts

with entire frankness, can see well that, instead of having merited

reproaches, I should only have received praise for my restraint and

moderation.

It is, assuredly, most painful to have to suffer the abuse of those for

whom we have never done aught; but the outrages of those whom we have

succoured, maintained, and favoured are insupportable injuries.

CHAPTER III.

The Equipage at Full Speed.--The Poor Vine-grower.--Sensibility of Madame

de Maintenon.--Her Popularity.--One Has the Right to Crush a Man Who Will

Not Get Out of the Way.--What One Sees.--What They Tell You.--All Ends at

the Opera.--One Can Be Moved to Tears and Yet Like Chocolate.

Another event with a tragical issue, and one to which I contributed even

less, served to feed and foster that hatred, mixed with envy, which the

rabble populace guards always so persistently towards the favourites of

kings or fortune.

Naturally quick and impatient, I cannot endure to move with calm and

state along the roads. My postilions, my coachmen know it, driving in

such fashion that no equipage is ever met which cleaves the air like

mine.

I was descending one day the declivity of the Coeur-Volant, between Saint

Germain and Marly. The Marquises de Maintenon and d'Hudicourt were in my

carriage with M. le Duc du Maine, so far as I can remember. We were

going at the pace which I have just told, and my outriders, who rode in

advance, were clearing the way, as is customary. A vine-grower, laden

with sticks, chose this moment to cross the road, thinking himself, no

doubt, agile enough to escape my six horses. The cries of my people were

useless. The imprudent fellow took his own course, and my postilions, in

spite of their efforts with the reins, could not prevent themselves from

passing over his body; the wheels followed the horses; the poor man was

cut in pieces.

At the lamentations of the country folk and the horrified passers-by, we

stopped. Madame de Maintenon wished to alight, and when she perceived

the unfortunate vine-grower disfigured with his wounds, she clasped her

hands and fell to weeping. The Marquise d'Hudicourt, who was always

simplicity itself, followed her friend's example; there was nothing but

groans and sorrowful exclamations. My coachman blamed the postilions,

the postilions the man's obstinacy.

Madame de Maintenon, speaking as though she were the mistress, bade them

be silent, and dared to say to them before all the crowd: "If you

belonged to me, I would soon settle you." At these words all the

spectators applauded, and cried: "Vive Madame de Maintenon!"

Irritated at what I had just heard, I put my head out of the door, and,

turning to these sentimental women, I said to them: "Be good enough to

get in, mesdames; are you determined to have me stoned?"

They mounted again, after having left my purse with the poor relations of

the dead man; and as far as Ruel, which was our destination, I was

compelled to listen to their complaints and litanies.

"Admit, madame," I declared to Madame de Maintenon, "that any person

except myself could and would detest you for the harm you have done me.

Your part was to blame the postilions lightly and the rustic very

positively. My equipage did not come unexpectedly, and my two outriders

had signalled from their horses."

"Madame," she replied, "you have not seen, as I did, those eyes of the

unhappy man forced violently from their sockets, his poor crushed head,

his palpitating heart, from which the blood soaked the pavement; such a

sight has moved and broken my own heart. I was, as I am still, quite

beside myself, and, in such a situation, it is permissible to forget

discretion in one's speech and the proprieties. I had no intention of

giving you pain; I am distressed at having done so. But as for your

coachmen I loathe them, and, since you undertake their defence, I shall

not for the future show myself in your equipage."

[In one of her letters, Madame de Maintenon speaks of this accident, but

she does not give quite the same account of it. It is natural that

Madame de Montespan seeks to excuse her people and herself if she

can.--EDITOR'S NOTE.]

At Ruel, she dared take the same tone before the Duchesse de Richelieu,

who rebuked her for officiousness, and out of spite, or some other

reason, Madame de Maintenon refused to dine. She had two or three

swooning fits; her tears started afresh four or five times, and the

Marquise d'Hudicourt, who dined only by snatches, went into a corner to

sob and weep along with her.

"Admit, madame," I said then to Madame de Maintenon, "your excessive

grief for an unknown man is singular. He was, perhaps, actually a

dishonest fellow. The accident which you come back to incessantly, and

which distresses me also, is doubtless deplorable; but, after all, it is

not a murder, an ambush, a premeditated assassination. I imagine that if

such a catastrophe had happened elsewhere, and been reported to us in a

gazette or a book, you would have read of it with interest and

commiseration; but we should not have seen you clasp your hands over your

head, turn red and pale, utter loud cries, shed tears, sob, and scold a

coachman, postilions, perhaps even me. The event, would, nevertheless,

be actually the same. Admit, then, madame, and you, too, Madame

d'Hudicourt, that there is an exaggeration in your sorrow, and that you

would have made, both of you, two excellent comedians."

Madame de Maintenon, piqued at these last words, sought to make us

understand, and even make us admit, that there is a great difference

between an event narrated to you by a third party, and an event which one

has seen. Madame de Richelieu shut her mouth pleasantly with these

words: "We know, Madame la Marquise, how much eloquence and wit is yours.

We approve all your arguments, past and to be. Let us speak no further

of an accident which distresses you; and since you require to be

diverted, let us go to the Opera, which is only two leagues off."

She consented to accompany us, for fear of proving herself entirely

ridiculous; but to delay us as much as possible, she required a cup of

chocolate, her favourite dish, her appetite having returned as soon as

she had exhausted the possibilities of her grief.

CHAPTER IV.

Charles II., King of England.--How Interest Can Give Memory.--His

Grievances against France.--The Two Daughters of the Duke of

York.--William of Orange Marries One, in Spite of the Opposition of the

King.--Great Joy of the Allies.--How the King of England Understands

Peace.--Saying of the King.--Preparations for War.

The King, Charles Stuart, who reigned in England since the death of the

usurper, Cromwell, was a grandson of Henri IV., just as much as our King.

Charles II. displayed the pronounced penchant of Henri IV. for the ladies

and for pleasure; but he had neither his energy, nor his genial temper,

nor his amiable frankness. After the death of Henrietta of England, his

beloved sister, he remained for some time longer our ally, but only to

take great advantage from our union and alliance. He had made use of it

against the Dutch, his naval and commercial rivals, and had compelled

them, by the aid of the King of France (then his friend), to reimburse

him a sum of twenty-six millions, and to pay him, further, an annual

tribute of twelve or fifteen thousand livres for the right of fishing

round his island domains.

All these things being obtained, he seemed to recollect that Cardinal de

Richelieu had not protected his father, Stuart; that the Cardinal Mazarin

had declared for Cromwell in his triumph; that the Court of France had

indecently gone into mourning for that robber; that there had been

granted neither guards, nor palace, nor homages of state to the Queen,

his mother, although daughter and sister of two French kings; that this

Queen, in a modest retirement--sometimes in a cell in the convent of

Chaillot, sometimes in her little pavilion at Colombesl--had died,

poisoned by her physician, without the orator, Bossuet, having even

frowned at it in the funeral oration;

[Mademoiselle de Montpensier, in her Memoirs, says that this Queen,

already languishing, had lost her sleep, and was given soporific pills,

on account of which Henrietta of France awoke no more; but it is probable

that the servants, and not the doctors, committed this blunder.]

that the unfortunate Henrietta daughter of this Queen and first wife of

Monsieur had succumbed to the horrible tortures of a poisoning even more

visible and manifest; whilst her poisoners, who were well known, had

never been in the least blamed or disgraced.

On all these arguments, with more or less foundation, Charles II. managed

to conclude that he ought to detach himself from France, who was not

helpful enough; and, by deserting us, he excited universal joy amongst

his subjects, who were constantly jealous of us.

Charles Stuart had had children by his mistresses; he had had none by the

Queen, his wife. The presumptive heir to the Crown was the Duke of York,

his Majesty's only brother.

The Duke of York, son-in-law--as I have noticed already--of our good

Chancellor, Lord Hyde, had himself only two daughters, equally beautiful,

who, according to the laws of those islanders, would bear the sceptre in

turn.

Our King, who read in the future, was thinking of marrying these two

princesses conformably with our interests, when the Prince of Orange

crossed the sea, and went formally to ask the hand of the elder of his

uncle.

Informed of this proceeding, the King at once sent M. de Croissy-Colbert

to the Duke of York, to induce him to interfere and refuse his daughter;

but, in royal families, it is always the head who makes and decides

marriages. William of Orange obtained his charming cousin Mary, and

acquired that day the expectation of the Protestant throne, which was his

ambition.

At the news of this marriage, the allies, that is to say, all the King's

enemies, had an outburst of satisfaction, and gave themselves up to

puerile jubilations. The King of Great Britain stood definitely on their

side; he made common cause with them, and soon there appeared in the

political world an audacious document signed by this prince, in which,

from the retreat of his island, the empire of fogs, he dared to demand

peace from Louis of Bourbon, his ancient ally and his cousin german,

imposing on him the most revolting conditions.

According to the English monarch, France ought to restore to the

Spaniards, first Sicily, and, further, the towns of Charleroi, Ath,

Courtrai, Condo, Saint Guilain, Tournai, and Valenciennes, as a condition

of retaining Franche-Comte; moreover, France was compelled to give up

Lorraine to the Duke Charles, and places in German Alsace to the Emperor.

The King replied that "too much was too much." He referred the decision

of his difficulties to the fortune of war, and collected fresh soldiers.

Then, without further delay, England and the States General signed a

particular treaty at La Hague, to constrain France (or, rather, her

ruler) to accept the propositions that his pride refused to hear.

CHAPTER V.

The Great Mademoiselle Buys Choisy.--The President Gonthier.--The

Indemnity.--The Salmon.--The Harangue as It Is Not Done in the Academy.

The King had only caused against his own desire the extreme grief which

Mademoiselle felt at the imprisonment of Lauzun. His Majesty was

sensible of the wisdom of the resolution which she had made not to break

with the Court, and to show herself at Saint Germain, or at Versailles,

from time to time, as her rank, her near kinship, her birth demanded. He

said to me one day: "My cousin is beginning to look up. I see with

pleasure that her complexion is clearing, that she laughs willingly at

this and that, and that her good-will for me is restored. I am told that

she is occupied in building a country-house above Vitry. Let us go

to-day and surprise her, and see what this house of Choisy is like."

We arrived at a sufficiently early hour, and had time to see everything.

The King found the situation most agreeable; those lovely gardens united

high up above the Seine, those woods full of broad walks, of light and

air, those points of view happily chosen and arranged, gave a charming

effect; the house of one story, raised on steps of sixteen stairs,

appeared to us elegant from its novelty; but the King blamed his cousin

for not having put a little architecture and ornament on the facade.

"Princes," said he, "have no right to be careless; since universal

agreement has made us Highnesses, we must know how to carry our burden,

and to lay it down at no time, and in no place."

Mademoiselle excused herself on the ground of her remoteness from the

world, and on the expense, which she wished to keep down.

"From the sight of the country," said the King, "you must have a hundred

to a hundred and twelve, acres here."

"A hundred and nine," she answered.

"Have you paid dear for this property?" went on the King. "It is the

President Gonthier who has sold it?"

"I paid for this site, and the old house which no longer exists, forty

thousand livres," she said.

"Forty thousand livres!" cried the King. "Oh, my cousin, there is no

such thing as conscience! You have not paid for the ground. I was

assured that poor President Gonthier had only got rid of his house at

Choisy because his affairs were embarrassed; you must indemnify him, or

rather I will indemnify him myself, by giving him a pension."

Mademoiselle bit her lip and added:

"The President asked sixty thousand first; my men of business offered him

forty, and he accepted it."

Mademoiselle has no generosity, although she is immensely rich; she

pretended not to hear, and it was M. Colbert who sent by order the twenty

thousand livres to the President.

Mademoiselle, vain and petty, as though she were a bourgeoise of

yesterday, showed us her gallery, where she had already collected the

selected portraits of all her ancestors, relations, and kindred; she

pointed out to us in her winter salon the portrait of the little Comte de

Toulouse, painted, not as an admiral, but as God of the Sea, floating on

a pearl shell; and his brother, the Duc du Maine, as Colonel-General of

the Swiss and Grisons. The full-length portrait of the King was visible

on three chimneypieces; she was at great pains to make a merit of it, and

call for thanks.

Having followed her into her state chamber, where she had stolen in

privately, I saw that she was taking away the portrait of Lauzun. I went

and told it to the King, who shrugged his shoulders and fell to laughing.

"She is fifty-two years old," he said to me.

A very pretty collation of confitures and fruits was served us, to which

the King prayed her to add a ragout of peas and a roasted fowl.

During the repast, he said to her: "For the rest, I have not noticed the

portrait of Gaston, your father; is it a distraction on my part, or an

omission on yours?"

"It will be put there later," she answered. "It is not time."

"What! your father!" added the King. "You do not think that, cousin!"

"All my actions," added the Princess, "are weighed in the balance

beforehand; if I were to exhibit the portrait of my father at the head of

these various pictures, I should have to put my stepmother, his wife,

there too, as a necessary pendant. The harm which she has done me does

not permit of that complacence. One opens one's house only to one's

friends."

"Your stepmother has never done you any other harm," replied the King,

"than to reclaim for her children the funds or the furniture left by your

father. The character of Margaret of Lorraine has always been sweetness

itself; seeing your irritation, she begged me to arbitrate myself; and

you know all that M. Colbert and the Chancellor did to satisfy you under

the circumstances. But let us speak of something else, and cease these

discussions. I have a service to ask of you: here is M. le Duc du Maine

already big; everybody knows of your affection for him, and I have seen

his portrait with pleasure, in one of your salons. I am going to

establish him; would it be agreeable to you if I give him your livery?"

"M. le Duc du Maine," said the Princess, "is the type of what is

gracious, and noble, and beautiful; he can only do honour to my livery; I

grant it him with all my heart, since you do me the favour of desiring

it. Would I were in a position to do more for him!"

The King perfectly understood these last words; he made no reply to them,

but he understood all that he was meant to understand. We went down

again into the gardens.

The fishermen of Choisy had just caught a salmon of enormous size, which

they had been pursuing for four or five days; they had intended to offer

it to Mademoiselle; the presence of the King inspired them with another

design. They wove with great diligence a large and pretty basket of

reeds, garnished it with foliage, young grass, and flowers, and came and

presented to the King their salmon, all leaping in the basket.

The fisherman charged with the address only uttered a few words; they

were quite evidently improvised, so that they gave more pleasure and

effect than those of academicians, or persons of importance. The

fisherman expressed himself thus:

"You have brought us good fortune, Sire, by your presence, as you bring

fortune to your generals. You arrive on the Monday; on the Tuesday the

town is taken. We come to offer to the greatest of kings the greatest

salmon that can be caught."

The King desired this speech to be instantly transcribed; and, after

having bountifully rewarded the sailors, his Majesty said to

Mademoiselle:

"This man was born to be a wit; if he were younger, I would place him in

a college. There is wit at Choisy in every rank of life."

CHAPTER VI.

Departure of the King.--Ghent Reduced in Five Days.--Taking of

Ypres.--Peace Signed.--The Prince of Orange Is at Pains Not to Know of

It.--Horrible Cruelties.

I have related in what manner Charles II., suddenly pronouncing in favour

of his nephew, the Prince of Orange, had signed a league with his old

enemies, the Dutch, in order to counteract the success of the King of

France and compel him to sign a humiliating and entirely inadmissible

peace.

The King left Versailles suddenly on the 4th of February, 1678, taking,

with his whole Court, the road to Lorraine, while waiting for the troops

which had wintered on the frontiers, and were investing at once

Luxembourg, Charlemont, Namur, Mons, and Ypres, five of the strongest and

best provisioned places in the Low Countries. By this march and

manoeuvre, he wished to hoodwink the allied generals, who were very far

from imagining that Ghent was the point towards which the Conqueror's

intentions were directed.

In effect, hardly had the King seen them occupied in preparing the

defence of the above named places, when, leaving the Queen and the ladies

in the agreeable town of Metz, he rapidly traversed sixty leagues of

country, and laid siege to the town of Ghent, which was scarcely

expecting him.

The Spanish governor, Don Francisco de Pardo, having but a weak garrison

and little artillery, decided upon releasing the waters and inundating

the country; but certain heights remained which could not be covered, and

from here the French artillery started to storm the ramparts and the

fort.

The siege was commenced on the 4th of March; upon the 9th the town opened

its gates, and two days later the citadel. Ypres was carried at the end

of a week, in spite of the most obstinate resistance. Our grenadiers

performed prodigies, and lost all their officers, without exception. I

lost there one of my nephews, the one hope of his family; my compliments

to the King, therefore, were soon made.

He went to Versailles to take back the Queen, and returned to Ghent with

the speed and promptitude of lightning. The same evening he sent an

order to a detachment of the garrison of Maestricht to hasten and seize

the town and citadel of Leuwe, in Brabant, which was executed on the

instant. It was then that the Dutch sent their deputation, charged to

plead for a suspension of hostilities for six weeks. The King granted

it, although these blunderers hardly merited it. They undertook that

Spain should join them in the peace, and finally, after some

difficulties, settled more or less rightly, the treaty was signed on the

10th of August, just as the six weeks were about to expire.

The Prince of Orange, naturally bellicose, and, above all things,

passionately hostile to France, pretended to ignore the existence of this

peace, which he disapproved. The Marechal de Luxembourg, informed of the

treaty, gave himself up to the security of the moment; he was actually at

table with his numerous officers when he was warned that the Prince of

Orange was advancing against him. The alarm was quickly sounded; such

troops and cavalry as could be were assembled, and a terrible action

ensued.

At first we were repulsed, but soon the Marshal rallied his men; he

excited their indignation by exposing to them the atrocity of M.

d'Orange, and after a terrible massacre, in which two thousand English

bit the dust, the Marechal de Luxembourg remained master of the field.

He was victorious, but in this unfortunate action we lost, ourselves, the

entire regiment of guards, that of Feuquieres, and several others

besides, with an incredible quantity of officers, killed or wounded.

The name of the Prince of Orange, since that day, was held in horror in

both armies, and he would have fallen into disgrace with the States

General themselves had it not been for the protection of the King of

England, to whom the Dutch were greatly bound.

On the following day, this monster sent a parliamentary officer to the

French generals to inform them that during the night official news of the

peace had reached him.

CHAPTER VII.

Mission of Madame de Maintenon to Choisy.--Mademoiselle Gives the

Principalities of Eu and Dombes in Exchange for M. de Lauzun.--He Is Set

at Liberty.

The four or five words which had escaped Mademoiselle de Montpensier had

remained in the King's recollection. He said to me: "If you had more

patience, and a sweeter and more pliant temper, I would employ you to go

and have a little talk with Mademoiselle, in order to induce her to

explain what intentions she may have relative to my son."

"I admit, Sire," I answered him, "that I am not the person required for

affairs of that sort. Your cousin is proud and cutting; I would not

endure what she has made others endure. I cannot accept such a

commission. But Madame de Maintenon, who is gentleness itself, is

suitable--no one more so for this mission; she is at once insinuating and

respectful; she is attached to the Duc du Maine. The interests of my son

could not be in better hands."

The King agreed with me, and both he and I begged the Marquise to conduct

M. du Maine to Choisy.

Mademoiselle de Montpensier received him with rapture. He thanked her

for what she had done for him, in granting him her colours, and upon that

Mademoiselle asked his permission to embrace him, and to tell him how

amiable and worthy of belonging to the King she found him. She led him

to the hall, in which he was to be seen represented as a colonel-general

of Swiss.

"I have always loved the Swiss," she said, "because of their great

bravery, their fidelity, and their excellent discipline. The Marechal de

Bassompierre made his corps the perfection which it is; it is for you, my

cousin, to maintain it."

She passed into another apartment, where she was to be seen represented

as Bellona. Two Loves were presenting her, one with his helm adorned

with martial plumes, the other with his buckler of gold, with the

Orleans-Montpensier arms. The laurel crown, with which Triumphs were

ornamenting her head, and the scaled cuirass of Pallas completed her

decoration. M. le Duc du Maine praised, without affectation, the

intelligence of the artist; and as for the figure and the likeness, he

said to the Princess: "You are good, but you are better." The calm and

the naivety of this compliment made Mademoiselle shed tears. Her emotion

was visible; she embraced my son anew.

"You have brought him up perfectly," she said to Madame de Maintenon.

"His urbanity is of good origin; that is how a king's son ought to act

and speak:

"His Majesty," said Madame de Maintenon, "has been enchanted with your

country-house; he spoke of it all the evening. He even added that you

had ordered it all yourself, without an architect, and that M. le Notre

would not have done better."

"M. le Notre," replied the Princess, "came here for a little; he wanted

to cut and destroy, and upset and disarrange, as with the King at

Versailles. But I am of a different mould to my cousin; I am not to be

surprised with big words. I saw that Le Notre thought only of

expenditure and tyranny; I thanked him for his good intentions, and

prayed him not to put himself out for me. I found there thickets already

made, of an indescribable charm; he wanted, on the instant, to clear them

away, so that one could testify that all this new park was his. If you

please, madame, tell his Majesty that M. le Notre is the sworn enemy of

Nature; that he sees only the pleasures of proprietorship in the future,

and promises us cover and shade just at that epoch of our life when we

shall only ask for sunshine in which to warm ourselves."

She next led her guests towards the large apartments. When she had come

to her bedroom, she showed the Marquise the mysterious portrait, and

asked if she recognised it.

"Ah, my God! 'tis himself!" said Madame de Maintenon at once. "He sees,

he breathes, he regards us; one might believe one heard him speak. Why

do you give yourself this torture?" continued the ambassadress. "The

continual presence of an unhappy and beloved being feeds your grief, and

this grief insensibly undermines you. In your place, Princess, I should

put him elsewhere until a happier and more favourable hour."

"That hour will never come," cried Mademoiselle.

"Pardon me," resumed Madame de Maintenon; "the King is never inhuman and

inexorable; you should know that better than any one. He punishes only

against the protests of his heart, and, as soon as he can relent without

impropriety or danger, he pardons. M. de Lauzun, by refusing haughtily

the marshal's baton, which was offered him in despite of his youth,

deeply offended the King, and the disturbance he allowed himself to make

at Madame de Montespan's depicted him as a dangerous and wrong-headed

man. Those are his sins. Rest assured, Princess, that I am well

informed. But as I know, at the same time, that the King was much

attached to him,--and is still so, to some extent, and that a captivity

of ten years is a rough school, I have the assurance that your Highness

will not be thought importunate if you make today some slight attempt

towards a clemency."

"I will do everything they like," Mademoiselle de Montpensier said then;

"but shall I have any one near his Majesty to assist and support my

undertaking? I have no more trust in Madame de Montespan; she has

betrayed us, she will betray us again; the offence of M. de Lauzun is

always present in her memory, and she is a lady who does not easily

forgive. As for you, madame, I know that the King considers you for the

invaluable services of the education given to his children. Deign to

speak and act in favour of my unhappy husband, and I will make you a

present of one of my fine titled territories."

Madame de Maintenon was too acute to accept anything in such a case; she

answered the Princess that her generosities, to please the King, should

be offered to M. le Duc du Maine, and that, by assuring a part of her

succession to that young prince, she had a sure method of moving the

monarch, and of turning his paternal gratitude to the most favourable

concessions. The Princess, enchanted, then said to the negotiatrix:

"Be good enough to inform his Majesty, this evening, that I offer to

give, at once, to his dear and amiable child the County of Eu and my

Sovereignty of Dombes, adding the revenues to them if it is necessary."

Madame de Maintenon, who worships her pupil, kissed the hand of

Mademoiselle, and promised to return and see her immediately.

That very evening she gave an account to the King of her embassy; she

solicited the liberty of the Marquis de Lauzun, and the King commenced by

granting "the authorisation of mineral waters."

Meanwhile, Mademoiselle, presented by Madame de Maintenon, went to take

counsel with the King. She made a formal donation of the two

principalities which I have named. His Majesty, out of courtesy, left

her the revenues, and, in fine, she was permitted to marry her M. de

Lauzun, and to assure him, by contract, fifty thousand livres of income.

CHAPTER VIII.

M. de Brisacier and King Casimir.--One Is Never so Well Praised as by

Oneself.--He Is Sent to Get Himself Made a Duke Elsewhere.

The Abbe de Brisacier, the famous director of consciences, possessed

enough friends and credit to advance young Brisacier, his nephew, to the

Queen's household, to whom he had been made private secretary. Slanderers

or impostors had persuaded this young coxcomb that Casimir, the King of

Poland, whilst dwelling in Paris in the quality of a simple gentleman,

had shown himself most assiduous to Madame Brisacier, and that he,

Brisacier of France, was born of these assiduities of the Polish prince.

When he saw the Comte Casimir raised to the elective throne of Poland, he

considered himself as the issue of royal blood, and it seemed to him that

his position with the Queen, Maria Theresa, was a great injustice of

fortune; he thought, nevertheless, that he ought to remain some time

longer in this post of inferiority, in order to use it as a ladder of

ascent.

The Queen wrote quantities of letters to different countries, and

especially to Spain, but never, or hardly ever, in her own hand. One

day, whilst handling all this correspondence for the princess's

signature, the private secretary slipped one in, addressed to Casimir,

the Polish King.

In this letter, which from one end to the other sang the praises of the

Seigneur Brisacier, the Queen had the extreme kindness to remind the

Northern monarch of his old liaison with the respectable mother of the

young man, and her Majesty begged the prince to solicit from the King of

France the title and rank of duke for so excellent a subject.

King Casimir was not, as one knows, distrust and prudence personified; he

walked blindfold into the trap; he wrote with his royal hand to his

brother, the King of France, and asked him a brevet as duke for young

Brisacier. Our King, who did not throw duchies at people's heads, read

and re-read the strange missive with astonishment and suspicion. He

wrote in his turn to the suppliant King, and begged him to send him the

why and the wherefore of this hieroglyphic adventure. The good prince,

ignorant of ruses, sent the letter of the Queen herself.

Had this princess ever given any reason to be talked about, there is no

doubt that she would have been lost on this occasion; but there was

nothing to excite suspicion. The King, no less, approached her with

precaution, in order to observe the first results of her answers.

"Madame," he said, "are you still quite satisfied with young Brisacier,

your private secretary?"

"More or less," replied the Infanta; "a little light, a little absent;

but, on the whole, a good enough young man."

"Why have you recommended him to the King of Poland, instead of

recommending him to me directly?"

"To the King of Poland!--I? I have not written to him since I

congratulated him on his succession."

"Then, madame, you have been deceived in this matter, since I have your

last letter in my hands. Here it is; I return it to you."

The princess read the letter with attention; her astonishment was

immense.

"My signature has been used without authority," she said. "Brisacier

alone can be guilty, being the only one interested."

This new kind of ambitious man was summoned; he was easily confounded.

The King ordered him to prison, wishing to frighten him for a punishment,

and at the end of some days he was commanded to quit France and go and be

made duke somewhere else.

This event threw such ridicule upon pretenders to the ducal state, that I

no longer dared speak further to the King of the hopes which he had held

out to me; moreover, the things which supervened left me quite convinced

of the small success which would attend my efforts.

CHAPTER IX.

Compliment from Monsieur to the New Prince de Dombes.--Roman

History.--The Emperors Trajan, Marcus Aurelius, and Verus.--The Danger of

Erudition.

Monsieur, having learnt what his cousin of Montpensier had just done for

my Duc du Maine, felt all possible grief and envy at it. He had always

looked to inherit from her, and the harshest enemy whom M. de Lauzun met

with at his wedding was, undoubtedly, Monsieur. When M. le Duc du Maine

received the congratulations of all the Court on the ground of his new

dignity of Prince de Dombes, his uncle was the last to appear; even so he

could not refrain from making him hear these disobliging words,--who

would believe it?--"If I, too, were to give you my congratulation, it

would be scarcely sincere; what will be left for my children?"

Madame de Maintenon, who is never at a loss, replied: "There will be left

always, Monseigneur, the remembrance of your virtues; that is a fair

enough inheritance."

We complained of it to the King; he reprimanded him in a fine fashion. "I

gave you a condition so considerable," said he, "that the Queen, our

mother, herself thought it exaggerated and dangerous in your hands. You

have no liking for my children, although you feign a passionate affection

for their father; the result of your misbehaviour will be that I shall

grow cool to your line, and that your daughter, however beautiful and

amiable she may be, will not marry my Dauphin."

At this threat Monsieur was quite overcome, and anxious to make his

apologies to the King; he assured him of his tender affection for M. le

Duc du Maine, and would give him to understand that Madame de Maintenon

had misunderstood him.

"It is not from her that your compliment came to us; it is from M. le Duc

du Maine, who is uprightness itself, and whose mouth has never lied."

Monsieur then started playing at distraction and puerility; the

medal-case was standing opened, his gaze was turned to it. Then he came

to me and said in a whisper: "I pray you, come and look at the coin of

Marcus Aurelius; do you not find that the King resembles that emperor in

every feature?"

"You are joking," I answered him. "His Majesty is as much like him as

you are like me."

He insisted, and his brother, who witnessed our argument, wished to know

the reason. When he understood, he said to Monsieur: "Madame de

Montespan is right; I am not in the least like that Roman prince in face.

The one to whom I should wish to be like in merit is Trajan."

"Trajan had fine qualities," replied Monsieur; "that does not prevent me

from preferring Marcus Aurelius."

"On what grounds?" asked his Majesty.

"On the grounds that he shared his throne with Verus," replied Monsieur,

unhesitatingly.

The King flushed at this reply, and answered in few words: "Marcus

Aurelius's action to his brother may, be called generous; it was none the

less inconsiderate. By his own confession, the Emperor Verus proved, by

his debauchery and his vices, unworthy, of the honour which had been done

him. Happily, he died from his excesses during the Pannonian War, and

Marcus Aurelius could only do well from that day on."

Monsieur, annoyed with his erudition and confused at his escapade, sought

to change the conversation. The King, passing into his cabinet, left him

entirely, in my charge. I scolded him for his inconsequences, and he

dared to implore me to put his daughter "in the right way," to become one

day Queen of France by marrying Monsieur le Dauphin, whom she loved

already with her whole heart.

CHAPTER X.

The Benedictines of Fontevrault.--The Head in the Basin.--The Unfortunate

Delivery.--The Baptism of the Monster.--The Courageous

Marriage.--Foundation of the Royal Abbey of Fontevrault.

Two or three days after our arrival at Fontevrault, the King, who loves

to know all the geographical details of important places, asked me of the

form and particulars of the celebrated abbey. I gave him a natural

description of it.

"They are two vast communities," I told him, "which the founder, for some

inexplicable whim, united in one domain, of an extent which astonishes

the imagination."

The Community of Benedictine Nuns is regarded as the first, because of

the abbotorial dignity it possesses. The Community of Benedictine Monks

is only second,--a fact which surprises greatly strangers and visitors.

Both in the monastery and the convent the buildings are huge and

magnificent, the courts spacious, the woods and streams well distributed

and well kept.

"Every morning you may see a hundred and fifty to two hundred ploughs

issue from both establishments; these spread over the plain and till an

immense expanse of land. Carts drawn by bullocks, big mules, or superb

horses are ceaselessly exporting the products of the fields, the meadows,

or the orchards. Innumerable cows cover the pastures, and legions of

women and herds are employed to look after these estates.

"The aspect of Fontevrault gives an exact idea of the ancient homes of

the Patriarchs, in their remote periods of early civilisation, which saw

the great proprietors delighting in their natal hearth, and finding their

glory, as well as their happiness, in fertilising or assisting nature.

"The abbess rules like a sovereign over her companion nuns, and over the

monks, her neighbours. She appoints their officers and their temporal

prince. It is she who admits postulants, who fixes the dates of

ordinations, pronounces interdictions, graces, and penances. They render

her an account of their administration and the employment of their

revenues, from which she subtracts carefully her third share, as the

essential right of her crosier of authority."

"Have you invited the Benedictine Fathers to your fete in the wood?" the

King asked me, smiling.

"We had no power, Sire," I answered. "There are many young ladies being

educated with the nuns of Fontevrault. The parents of these young ladies

respectful as they are to these monks, would have looked askance at the

innovation. The Fathers never go in there. They are to be seen at the

abbey church, where they sing and say their offices. Only the three

secular chaplains of the abbess penetrate into the house of the nuns; the

youngest of the three cannot be less than fifty.

"The night of the feast the monks draw near our cloister by means of a

wooden theatre, which forms a terrace, and from this elevation they

participate by the eye and ear in our amusements; that is enough."

"Has Madame de Mortemart ever related to you the origin of her abbey?"

resumed the King. "Perhaps she is ignorant of it. I am going to tell

you of it, for it is extremely curious; it is not as it is related in the

books, and I take the facts from good authority. You must hear of it,

and you will see.

"There was once a Comtesse de Poitiers, named Honorinde, to whom fate had

given for a husband the greatest hunter in the world. This man would

have willingly passed his life in the woods, where he hunted, night and

day, what we call, in hunter's parlance, 'big game.' Having won the

victory over a monstrous boar, he cut off the head himself, and this

quivering and bleeding mask he went to offer to his lady in a basin. The

young woman was in the first month of her pregnancy. She was filled with

repugnance and fright at the sight of this still-threatening head; it

troubled her to the prejudice of her fruit.

"Eight, or seven and a half, months afterwards, she brought into the

world a girl who was human in her whole body, but above had the horrible

head of a wild boar! Imagine what cries, what grief, what despair! The

cure of the place refused baptism, and the Count, broken down and

desolate, ordered the child to be drowned.

"Instead of throwing it into the water, his servant scrupulously went

straight to the monastery where your sister rules. He laid down his

closed packet in the church of the monks, and then returned to his lord,

who never had any other child.

"The religious Benedictines, not knowing whence this monster came,

believed there was some prodigy in it. They baptised in this little

person all that was not boar, and left the surplus to Providence. They

brought up the singular creature in the greatest secrecy; it drank and

lapped after the manner of its kind. As it grew up it walked on its

feet, and that without the least imperfection; it could sit down, go on

its knees, and even make a courtesy. But it never articulated any

distinct words, and it had always a harsh and rough voice which howled

and grunted. Its intelligence never reached the knowledge of reading or

writing; but it understood easily all that could be said to it, and the

proof was that it replied by its actions.

"The Comte de Poitiers having died whilst hunting, Honorinde learnt of

her old serving-man in what refuge, in what asylum, he had long ago

deposited the little one. This good mother proceeded there, and the

monks, after some hesitation, confessed what had become of it. She

wished to see it; they showed it her. At its aspect she felt the same

inward commotion which had, years before, perverted nature. She groaned,

fainted, burst into tears, and never had the courage and firmness to

embrace what she had seen.

"Her gratitude was not less lively and sincere; she handed a considerable

sum to the Benedictines of Fontevrault, charging them to continue their

good work and charity.

"The reverend Prior, reflecting that his hideous inmate came of a great

family, and of a family of great property, resolved to procure it as a

wife for his nephew. He sounded the young man, who looked fixedly at his

future bride, and avowed that he was satisfied.

"She is a good Christian," he replied to his uncle, since you have

baptised her here. She is of a good family, since Honorinde has

recognised her. There are many as ugly as she is to be seen who still

find husbands. I will put a pretty mask on her, and the mask will give

me sufficient illusion. Benedicte, so far as she goes, is well-made; I

hope to have fine children who will talk.

"The Prior commenced by marrying them; he then confided in Honorinde,

who, not daring to noise abroad this existence, was compelled to submit

to what had been done.

"The marriage of the young she-monster was not happy. She bit her

husband from morning to night. She did not know how to sit at table, and

would only eat out of a trough. She needed neither an armchair, a sofa,

nor a couch; she stretched herself out on the sand or on the pavement.

"Her husband, in despair, demanded the nullification of his marriage; and

as the courts did not proceed fast enough for his impatience, he killed

his companion, Benedicte, with a pistol-shot, at the moment when she was

biting and tearing him before witnesses.

"Honorinde had her buried at Fontevrault, and over her tomb, at the end

of the year, she built a convent, to which her immense property was

given, where she retired herself as a simple nun, and of which she was

appointed first abbess by the Pope who reigned at the time.

"There, madame," added the King, "is the somewhat singular origin of the

illustrious abbey which your sister rules with such eclat. You must have

remarked the boar's head, perfectly imitated in sculpture, in the dome;

that mask is the speaking history of the noble community of Fontevrault,

where more than a hundred Benedictine monks obey an abbess."

CHAPTER XI.

Fine Couples Make Fine Children.--The Dauphine of Bavaria.--She

Displeases Madame de Montespan.--First Debut Relating to Madame de

Maintenon, Appointed Lady-in-waiting.--Conversation between the Two

Marquises.

The King, in his moments of effusion and abandonment (then so full of

pleasantness), had said more than once: "If I have any physical beauty, I

owe it to the Queen, my mother; if my daughters have any beauty, they owe

it to me: it is only fine couples who get fine children."

When I saw him decided upon marrying Monseigneur le Dauphin, I reminded

him of his maxim. He fell to smiling, and answered me: "Chance, too,

sometimes works its miracles. My choice for my son is a decided thing;

my politics come before my taste, and I have asked for the daughter of

the Elector of Bavaria, whose portrait I will show you. She is not

beautiful, like you; she is prettier than Benedicte, and I hope that she

will not bite Monseigneur le Dauphin in her capricious transports."

The portrait that the King showed me was a flattering one, as are, in

general, all these preliminary samples. For all that, the Princess

seemed to me hideous, and even disagreeable, especially about her eyes,

that portion of the face which confirms the physiognomy and decides

everything.

"Monseigneur will never love that woman," I said to the King. "That

constrained look in the pupil, those drooping eyes,--they make my heart

ache."

"My son, happily," his Majesty answered, "is not so difficult as you and

I. He has already seen this likeness, and at the second look he was

taken; and as we have assured him that the young person is well made, he

cries quits with her face, and proposes to love her as soon as he gets

her."

"God grant it!" I added; and the King told me, more or less in detail, of

what important personages he was going to compose his household. The

eternal Abbe Bossuet was to become first chaplain, as being the

tutor-in-chief to the Dauphin; the Duchesse de Richelieu, for her great

name, was going to be lady of honour; and the two posts of ladies in

waiting were destined for the Marquise de Rochefort, wife of the Marshal,

and for Madame de Maintenon, ex-governess of the Duc du Maine. The

gesture of disapproval which escaped me gave his Majesty pain.

"Why this air of contempt or aversion?" he said, changing colour. "Is it

to the Marechale de Rochefort or the Marquise de Maintenon that you

object? I esteem both the one and the other, and I am sorry for you if

you do not esteem them too."

"The Marechale de Rochefort," I replied, without taking any fright, "is

aged, and almost always sick; a lady of honour having her appearance will

make a contrast with her office. As to the other, she still has beauty

and elegance; but do you imagine, Sire, that the Court of Bavaria and the

Court of France have forgotten, in so short a time, the pleasant and

burlesque name of the poet Scarron?"

"Every one ought to forget what I have forgotten," replied the King, "and

what my gratitude will not, and cannot forget, I am surprised that you,

madame, should take pleasure in forgetting."

"She has taken care of my children since the cradle, I admit it with

pleasure," said I to his Majesty, without changing my tone; "you have

given her a marquisate for recompense, and a superb hotel completely

furnished at Versailles. I do not see that she has any cause for

complaint, nor that after such bounty there is more to add."

"Of eight children that you have brought into the world, madame, she has

reared and attended perfectly to six," replied the King. "The estate of

Maintenon has, at the most, recompensed the education of the Comtes de

Vegin, whose childhood was so onerous. And for the remainder of my

little family, what have I yet done that deserves mention?"

"Give her a second estate and money," I cried, quite out of patience,

"since it is money which pays all services of that nature; but what need

have you to raise her to great office, and keep her at Court? She dotes,

she says, on her old chateau of Maintenon; do not deprive her of this

delight. By making her lady in waiting, you would be disobliging her."

"She will accept out of courtesy," he said to me, putting on an air of

mockery. And as the time for the Council was noted by him on my clock,

he went away without adding more.

Since M. le Duc du Maine had grown up, and Mademoiselle de Nantes had

been confided to the Marquise de Montchevreuil, Madame de Maintenon

continued to occupy her handsome apartment on the Princes' Court. There

she received innumerable visits, she paid assiduous court to the Queen,

who had suddenly formed a taste for her, and took her on her walks and

her visits to the communities; but this new Marquise saw me rarely. Since

the affair of the vine-grower, killed on the road, she declared that I

had insulted her before everybody, and that I had ordered her imperiously

to return to my carriage, as though she had been a waiting-maid, or some

other menial. Her excessive sensibility readily afforded her this

pretext, so that she neglected and visibly overlooked me.

As she did not come to me, I betook myself to her at a tolerably early

hour, before the flood of visitors, and started her on the history of the

lady in waiting.

"His Majesty has spoken of it to me," she said, "as of a thing possible;

but I do not think there is anything settled yet in the matter."

"Will you accept," I asked her, "supposing the King to insist?"

"I should like a hundred times better," she replied, "to go and live in

independence in my little kingdom of Maintenon, and with my own hands

gather on my walls those velvet, brilliant peaches, which grow so fine in

those districts. But if the King commands me to remain at Court, and

form our young Bavarian Princess in the manners of this country, have I

the right, in good conscience, to refuse?"

"Your long services have gained you the right to desire and take your

retirement," I said to her; "in your place, I should insist upon the

necessities of my health. And the Court of France will not fall nor

change its physiognomy, even if a German or Iroquois Dauphine should

courtesy awry, or in bad taste."

Madame de Maintenon began to laugh, and assured me that "her post as lady

in waiting would be an actual burden, if the King had destined her for it

in spite of herself, and there should be no means of withdrawing from

it."

At this speech I saw clearly that things were already fixed. Not wishing

to call upon me the reproaches of my lord, I carried the conversation no

further.

CHAPTER XII.

The "Powder of Inheritance."--The Chambre Ardente.--The Comtesse de

Soissons's Arrest Decreed.--The Marquise de Montespan Buys Her

Superintendence of the Queen's Council.--Madame de Soubise.--Madame de

Maintenon and the King.

At the time of the poisonings committed by Madame de Brinvilliers, the

Government obtained evidence that a powder, called "the powder of

inheritance," was being sold in Paris, by means of which impatient heirs

shortened the days of unfortunate holders, and entered into possession

before their time.

Two obscure women, called La Vigoureuse and La Voisine, were arrested,

having been caught redhanded. Submitted to the question, they confessed

their crime, and mentioned several persons, whom they qualified as

"having bought and made use of the said powder of inheritance."

We saw suddenly the arrest of the Marechal de Luxembourg, the Princesse

de Tingry, and many others. The 'Chambre Ardente'--[The French Star

Chamber.]--issued a warrant also to seize the person of the Duchesse de

Bouillon and the Comtesse de Soissons, the celebrated nieces of the

Cardinal Mazarin, sisters-in-law, both, of my niece De Nevers, who was

dutifully afflicted thereby.

The Comtesse de Soissons had possessed hitherto an important office,

whose functions suited me in every respect,--that of the superintendence

of the Queen's household and council. I bought this post at a

considerable price. The Queen, who had never cared for the Countess, did

me the honour of assuring me that she preferred me to the other, when I

came to take my oath in her presence.

Madame la Princesse de Rohan-Soubise had wished to supplant me at that

time, and I was aware of her constant desire to obtain a fine post at

Court. She loved the King, who had shown her his favours in more than

one circumstance; but, as she had a place neither in his esteem nor in

his affection, I did not fear her. I despatched to her, very adroitly, a

person of her acquaintance, who spoke to her of the new household of a

Dauphine, and gave her the idea of soliciting for herself the place of

lady in waiting, destined for Madame de Maintenon.

The Princesse de Soubise put herself immediately amongst the candidates.

She wrote to the King, her friend, a pressing and affectionate letter, to

which he did not even reply. She wrote one next in a more majestic and

appropriate style. It was notified to her that she was forbidden to

reappear at Court.

The prince had resolutely taken his course. He wished to put Madame de

Maintenon in evidence, and what he has once decided he abandons never.

I was soon aware that costumes of an unheard-of magnificence were being

executed for the Marquise. Gold, silver, precious stones abounded. I was

offered a secret view of her robe of ceremony, with a long mantle train.

I saw this extraordinarily rich garment, and was sorry in advance for the

young stranger, whose lady in waiting could not fail to eclipse her in

everything.

I then put some questions to myself,--asked myself severely if my

disapproval sprang from natural haughtiness, which would have been

possible, and even excusable, or whether, mingled with all that, was some

little agitation of jealousy and emulation.

I collected together a crowd of slight and scattered circumstances; and

in this union of several small facts, at first neglected and almost

unperceived, I distinguished on the part of the King a gradual and

increasing attachment for the governess, and at the same time a

negligence in regard to me,--a coldness, a cooling-down, at least, and

that sort of familiarity, close parent of weariness, which comes to sight

in the midst of courtesies and attentions the most satisfying and the

most frequent.

The King, in the old days, never glanced towards my clock till as late as

possible, and always at the last moment, at the last extremity. Now he

cast his eyes on it a score of times in half an hour. He contradicted me

about trifles. He explained to me ingeniously the faults, or alleged

faults, of my temper and character. If it was a question of Madame de

Maintenon, she was of a birth equal and almost superior to the rest of

the Court. He forgot himself so far as to quote before me the subtilty

of her answers or the delight of her most intimate conversation. Did he

wish to describe a noble carriage, an attitude at once easy and

distinguished, it was Madame de Maintenon's. She possessed this, she

possessed that, she possessed everything.

Soon there was not the slightest doubt left to me; and I knew, as did the

whole Court, that he openly visited the Marquise, and was glad to pass

some moments there.

These things, in truth, never lacked some plausible pretext, and he chose

the time when Madame de Montchevreuil and Mademoiselle de Nantes were

presenting their homages to Madame de Maintenon.

CHAPTER XIII.

Marie Louise, Daughter of Henrietta of England, Betrothed to the King of

Spain.--Her Affliction.--Jealousy of the King, Her Husband.

The unfortunate lady, Henrietta of England, had left, at her death, two

extremely young girls, one of them, indeed, being still in the cradle.

The new Madame was seized with good-will for these two orphans to such an

extent as to complain to the King. They were brought up with the

greatest care; they were, both of them, pretty and charming.

The elder was named Marie Louise. It was this one whom Monsieur destined

in his own mind for Monseigneur le Dauphin; and the Princess, accustomed

early to this prospect, had insensibly adapted to it her mind and hope.

Young, beautiful, agreeable, and charming as her mother, she created

already the keenest sensation at Court, and the King felt an inclination

to cherish her as much as he had loved Madame. But the excessive freedom

which this alliance would not have failed to give his brother, both with

his son-in-law and nephew, and with the Ministry, prevented his Majesty

from giving way to this penchunt for Marie Louise. On the contrary, he

consented to her marriage with the King of Spain, and the news of it was

accordingly carried to Monsieur le Duc d'Orleans. He and his wife felt

much annoyance at it. But after communications of that kind there was

scarcely any course open to be taken than that of acquiescence. Monsieur

conveyed the news to his beloved daughter, and, on hearing that she was

to be made Queen of Spain, this amiable child uttered loud lamentations.

When she went to Versailles to thank the King, her uncle, her fine eyes

were still suffused with tears. The few words which she uttered were

mingled with sighing and weeping; and when she saw the indifference of

her cousin, who felicitated her like the rest, she almost fainted with

grief and regret.

"My dear cousin," said this dull-witted young lord, "I shall count the

hours until you go to Spain. You will send me some 'touru', for I am

very fond of it?"

The King could not but find this reflection of his son very silly and out

of place. But intelligence is neither to be given nor communicated by

example. His Majesty had to support to the end this son, legitimate as

much as you like, but altogether in degree, and with a person which

formed a perpetual contrast with the person of the King. It was my Duc

du Maine who should have been in the eminent position of Monseigneur.

Nature willed it so. She had proved it sufficiently by lavishing all her

favours on him, all her graces; but the laws of convention and usage

would not have it. His Majesty has made this same reflection, groaning,

more than once.

Marie Louise, having been married by proxy, in the great Chapel of Saint

Germain, where the Cardinal de Bouillon blessed the ring in his quality

of Grand Almoner of France, left for that Spain which her young heart

distrusted.

Her beauty and charms rendered her precious to the monarch, utterly

melancholy and devout as he was. He did not delay subjecting her to the

wretched, petty, tiresome, and absurd etiquette of that Gothic Court.

Mademoiselle submitted to all these nothings, seeing she had been able to

submit to separation from France. She condemned herself to the most

fastidious observances and the most sore privations, which did not much

ameliorate her lot.

A young Castilian lord, almost mad himself, thought fit to find this

Queen pretty, and publicly testify his love for her. The jealousy of the

religious King flared up like a funeral torch. He conceived a hatred of

his wife, reserved and innocent though she was. She died cruelly by

poison. And Monseigneur le Dauphin probably cried, after his manner:

"What a great pity! She won't send me the touru!"

CHAPTER XIV.

The Dauphine of Bavaria.--The Confessor with Spurs.--Madame de Maintenon

Disputes with Bossuet.--He Opposes to Her Past Ages and History.--The

Military Absolution.

Eight months after the wedding of Marie Louise, we witnessed the arrival

of Anne Marie Christine, Princess of Bavaria, daughter of the Elector

Ferdinand. The King and Monseigneur went to receive her at

Vitry-le-Francais, and then escorted her to Chalons, where the Queen was

awaiting her.

The Cardinal de Bouillon celebrated the marriage in the cathedral church

of this third-class town. The festivities and jubilations there lasted a

week.

The King had been very willing to charge me with the arrangement of the

baskets of presents destined for the Dauphine; I acquitted myself of this

commission with French taste and a sentiment of what was proper. When

the Queen saw all these magnificent gifts placed and spread out in a

gallery, she cried out, and said:

"Things were not done so nobly for me; and yet, I can say without vanity,

I was of a better house than she."

This remark paints the Queen, Maria Theresa, better than anything which

could be said. Can one wonder, after that, that she should have brought

into the world an hereditary prince who so keenly loves 'touru', and asks

for it!

Madame de Maintenon and M. Bossuet had gone to receive the Princess of

Schelestadt. When she was on her husband's territory, and it was

necessary, to confess her for the sacrament of matrimony, she was

strangely embarrassed. They had not remembered to bring a chaplain of

her own nation for her; and she could not confess except in the German

tongue.

Madame de Maintenon, who is skilled in all matters of religion, said to

the prelate: "I really think, monsieur, that, having educated Monsieur le

Dauphin, you ought to know a little German,--you who have composed the

treatise on universal history."

The Bishop of Meaux excused himself, saying that he knew Greek, Syriac,

and even Hebrew; but that, through a fatality, he was ignorant of the

German language. A trumpeter was then sent out to ask if there was not

in the country a Catholic priest who was a German, or acquainted with the

German tongue. Luckily one was found, and Madame de Maintenon, who is

very, pedantic, even in the matter of toilet and ornaments, trembled with

joy and thanked God for it. But what was her astonishment when they came

to bring her the priest! He was in coloured clothes, a silk doublet,

flowing peruke, and boots and spurs. The lady in waiting rated him

severely, and was tempted to send him back. But Bossuet--a far greater

casuist than she--decided that in these urgent cases one need hold much

less to forms. They were contented with taking away the spurs from this

amphibious personage; they pushed him into a confessional,--the curtain

of which he was careful to draw before himself,--and they brought the

Bavarian Princess, who, not knowing the circumstances, confessed the sins

of her whole life to this sort of soldier.

Madame de Maintenon always had this general confession on her conscience;

she scolded Bossuet for it as a sort of sacrilege, and the latter, who

was only difficult and particular with simple folk, quoted historical

examples in which soldiers, on the eve of battle, had confessed to their

general.

"Yes," said the King, on hearing these quotations from the imperturbable

man; "that must have been to the Bishop of Puy or the Bishop of Orange,

who, in effect, donned the shield and cuirass at the time of the crusades

against the Saracens; or perhaps, again, to the Cardinal de la Valette

d'Epernon, who commanded our armies under Richelieu successfully."

"No, Sire," replied the Bishop; "to generals who were simply soldiers."

"But," said the King, "were the confessions, then, null?"

"Sire," added the Bishop of Meaux, "circumstances decide everything. Of

old, in the time of Saint Peter and Saint Paul, and much later still,

confessions of Christians were public,--made in a loud voice; sometimes a

number together, and always in the open air. Those of soldiers that I

have quoted to madame were somewhat of the kind of these confessions of

the primitive Church; and to-day, still, at the moment when battle is

announced, a military almoner gives the signal for confession. The

regiments confess on their knees before the Most High, who hears them;

and the almoner, raised aloft on a pile of drums, holds the crucifix in

one hand, and with the other gives the general absolution to eighty

thousand soldiers at once."

This clear and precise explanation somewhat calmed Madame de Maintenon,

and Madame la Dauphine,--displeased at what she had done on arriving,--in

order to be regular, learned to confess in French.

CHAPTER XV.

Pere de la Chaise.--The Jesuits.--The Pavilion of Belleville.--The

Handkerchief.

Pere de la Chaise has never done me good or ill; I have no motives for

conciliating him, no reason to slander him. I am ignorant if he were the

least in the world concerned, at the epoch of the Grand Jubilee, with

those ecclesiastical attempts of which Bossuet had constituted himself

spokesman. Pere de la Chaise has in his favour a great evenness of

temper and character; an excellent tone, which comes to him from his

birth; a conciliatory philosophy, which renders him always master of his

condition and of his metier. He is, in a single individual, the happy

combination of several men, that is to say, he is by turns, and as it may

be needful, a man indulgent or severe in his preaching; a man of

abstinence, or a good feeder; a man of the world, or a cenobite; a man of

his breviary, or a courtier. He knows that the sins of woodcutters and

the sins of kings are not of the same family, and that copper and gold

are not weighed in the same scales.

He is a Jesuit by his garb; he is much more so than they are by his

'savoir-vivre'. His companions love the King because he is the King; he

loves him, and pities him because he sees his weakness. He shows for his

penitent the circumspection and tenderness of a father, and in the long

run he has made of him a spoiled child.

This Pere de la Chaise fell suddenly ill, and with symptoms so alarming

that the cabals each wished to appropriate this essential post of

confessor.

The Jansenists would have been quite willing to lay hold of it. The

Jesuits, and principally the cordons bleus, did not quit the pillow of

the sick man for an instant.

The King had himself informed of his condition every half-hour. There

was a bulletin, as there is for potentates. One evening, when the

doctors were grave on his account, I saw anxiety and affliction painted

on the visage of his Majesty.

"Where shall I find his like?" said he to me. "Where shall I find such

knowledge, such indulgence, such kindness? The Pere de la Chaise knew

the bottom of my heart; he knew, as an intelligent man, how to reconcile

religion with nature; and when duty brings me to the foot of his

tribunal, as a humble Christian, he never forgets that royalty, cannot be

long on its knees, and he accompanies with his attentions and with

deference the religious commands which he is bound to impose on me."

"I hope that God will preserve him to you," I replied to his Majesty;

"but let us suppose the case in which this useful and precious man should

see his career come to an end; will you grant still this mark of

confidence and favour to the Jesuits? All the French being your

subjects, would it not be fitting to grant this distinction sometimes to

the one and sometimes to the other? You would, perhaps, extinguish by

this that hate or animosity by which the Jesuits see themselves assailed,

which your preference draws upon them."

"I do not love the Jesuits with that affection that you seem to suggest,"

replied the monarch. "I look upon them as men of instruction, as a

learned and well-governed corporation; but as for their attachment for

me, I know how to estimate it. This kind of people, strangers to the

soft emotions of nature, have no affection or love for anything. Before

the triumph of the King my grandfather, they intrigued and exerted

themselves to bring about his fall; he opened the gates of Paris, and the

Jesuits, like the Capuchins, at once recognised him and bowed down before

him. King Henri, who knew what men are, pretended to forget the past; he

pronounced himself decidedly in favour of the Jesuits because this body

of teachers, numerous, rich, and of good credit, had just pronounced

itself in favour of him.

"It was, then, a reconciliation between power and power, and the politics

of my grandfather were to survive him and become mine, since the same

elements exist and I am encamped on the same ground. If God takes away

from me my poor Pere de la Chaise, I shall feel this misfortune deeply,

because I shall lose in him, not a Jesuit, not a priest, but a good

companion, a trusty and proved friend. If I lose him, I shall assuredly

be inconsolable for him; but it will be very necessary for me to take his

successor from the Grand Monastery of the Rue Saint Antoine. This

community knows me by heart, and I do not like innovations."

The successor of the Pere de la Chaise was already settled with the

Jesuit Fathers; but this man of the vanguard was spared marching and

meeting danger. The Court was not condemned to see and salute a new

face; the old confessor recovered his health. His Majesty experienced a

veritable joy at it, a joy as real as if the Prince of Orange had died.

Wishing to prove to the good convalescent how dear his preservation was

to him, the King released him from his function for the rest of the year,

and begged him to watch over his health, the most important of his duties

and his possessions.

Having learnt that they had neither terraces nor gardens at the grand

monastery of the Rue Saint Antoine, his Majesty made a present to his

confessor of a very agreeable house in the district of Belleville, and

caused to be transported thither all kinds of orange-trees, rare shrubs,

and flowers from Versailles. These tasteful attentions, these filial

cares, diverted the capital somewhat; but Paris is a rich soil, where the

strangest things are easily received and naturalised without an effort.

The Pare de la Chaise had his chariot with his arms on it, and his family

livery; and as the income from his benefices remained to him, joined to

his office of confessor, he continued to have every day a numerous court

of young abbes, priests well on in years, barons, countesses, marquises,

magistrates and colonels, who came to Belleville in anxiety about his

health, to congratulate themselves upon his convalescence, to ask of him,

with submission and reverence, a bishopric, an archbishopric, a

cardinal's hat, an important priory, a canonry, or an abbey.

Having myself to place the three daughters of one of my relatives, I went

to see the noble confessor at his pavilion of Belleville. He received me

with the most marked distinction, and was lavish in acts of gratitude for

all the benefits of the King.

As he crossed his salon, in order to accompany me and escort me out, he

let his white handkerchief fall; three bishops at once flung themselves

upon it, and there was a struggle as to who should pick it up to give it

back to him.

I related to the King what I had seen. He said to me: "These prelates

honour my confessor, looking upon him as a second me." In fact, the sins

of the King could only throw his confessor into relief and add to his

merit.

CHAPTER XVI.

Mademoiselle de Fontanges.--The Pavilions of the Garden of Flora.--Rapid

Triumph of the Favourite.--Her Retreat to Val-de-grace.--Her Death.

Madame de Maintenon was already forty-four years old, and appeared to be

only thirty. This freshness, that she owed either to painstaking care or

to her happy and quite peculiar constitution, gave her that air of youth

which fascinated the eyes of the courtiers and those of the monarch

himself. I wished one day to annoy her by bringing the conversation on

this subject, which could not be diverting to her. I began by putting

the question generally, and I then named several of our superannuated

beauties who still fluttered in the smiling gardens of Flora without

having the youth of butterflies.

"There are butterflies of every age and colour in the gardens of Flora,"

said she, catching the ball on the rebound. "There are presumptuous

ones, whom the first breath of the zephyr despoils of their plumage and

discolours; others, more reserved and less frivolous, keep their glamour

and prestige for a much longer time. For the rest, the latter seem to me

to rejoice without being vain in their advantages. And at bottom, what

should any insect gain by being proud?"

"Very little," I answered her, "since being dressed as a butterfly does

not prevent one from being an insect, and the best sustained preservation

lasts at most till the day after to-morrow."

The King entered. I started speaking of a young person, extremely

beautiful, who had just appeared at Court, and would eclipse, in my

opinion, all who had shone there before her.

"What do you call her?" asked his Majesty. "To what family does she

belong?"

"She comes from the provinces," I continued, "just like silk, silver, and

gold. Her parents desire to place her among the maids of honour of the

Queen. Her name is Fontanges, and God has never made anything so

beautiful."

As I said these words I watched the face of the Marquise. She listened

to this portrayal with attention, but without appearing moved by it, such

is her power of suppressing her natural feeling. The King only added

these words:

"This young person needs be quite extraordinary, since Madame de

Montespan praises her, and praises her with so much vivacity. However,

we shall see."

Two days afterwards, Mademoiselle de Fontanges was seen in the salon of

the grand table. The King, in spite of his composure, had looks and

attentions for no one else.

This excessive preoccupation struck the Queen, who, marking the

blandishments of the young coquette and the King's response, guessed the

whole future of this encounter; and in her heart was almost glad at it,

seeing that my turn had come.

Mademoiselle de Fontanges, given to the King by her shameless family,

feigned love and passion for the monarch, as though he had returned by

enchantment to his twentieth year.

As for him, he too appeared to us to forget all dates. I know that he

was only now forty-one years old, and having been the finest man in the

world, he could not but preserve agreeable vestiges of a once striking

beauty. But his young conquest had hardly entered on her eighteenth

year, and this difference could not fail to be plain to the most

inattentive, or most indulgent eyes.

The King, with a sort of anticipatory resignation, had for six or seven

years greatly simplified his appearance. We had seen him, little by

little, reform that Spanish and chivalric costume with which he once

embellished his first loves. The flowing plumes no longer floated over

his forehead, which had become pensive and quite serious. The diagonal,

scarf was suppressed, and the long boots, with gold and silver

embroidery, were no longer seen. To please his new divinity, the monarch

suddenly enough rejuvenated his attire. The most elegant stuffs became

the substance of his garments; feathers reappeared. He joined to them

emeralds and diamonds.

Allegorical comedies, concerts on the waters recommenced. Triumphant

horse-races set the whole Court abob and in movement. There was a fresh

carousal; there was all that resembles the enthusiasms of youthful

affection, and the deliriums of youth. The youth alone was not there, at

least in proportion, assortment, and similarity.

All that I was soliciting for twelve years, Mademoiselle de Fontanges had

only to desire for a week. She was created duchess at her debut; and the

lozenge of her escutcheon was of a sudden adorned with a ducal coronet,

and a peer's mantle.

I did not deign to pay attention to this outrage; at least, I made a

formal resolution never to say a single word on it.

The King came no less from time to time, to pay me a visit, and to talk

to me, as of old, of operas and his hunting. I endured his conversation

with a philosophical phlegm. He scarcely suspected the change in me.

At the chase, one day, his nymph, whom nothing could stop, had her knot

of riband caught and held by a branch; the royal lover compelled the

branch to restore the knot, and went and offered it to his Amazon.

Singular and sparkling, although lacking in intelligence, she carried

herself this knot of riband to the top of her hair, and fixed it there

with a long pin.

Fortune willed it that this coiffure, without order or arrangement,

suited her face, and suited it greatly. The King was the first to

congratulate her on it; all the courtiers applauded it, and this coiffure

of the chase became the fashion of the day.

All the ladies, and the Queen herself, found themselves obliged to adopt

it. Madame de Maintenon submitted herself to it, like the others. I

alone refused to sacrifice to the idol, and my knee, being once more

painful, would not bend before Baal.

With the exception of the general duties of the sovereignty, the prince

appeared to have forgotten everything for his flame. The Pere de la

Chaise, who had returned to his post, regarded this fresh incident with

his philosophic calm, and congratulated himself on seeing the monarch

healed of at least one of his passions.

I had always taken the greatest care to respect the Queen; and since my

star condemned me to stand in her shoes, I did not spare myself the

general attentions which two well-born people owe one another, and which,

at least, prove a lofty education.

The Duchesse de Fontanges, doubtless, believed herself Queen, because she

had the public homage and the King. This imprudent and conceited

schoolgirl had the face to pass before her sovereign without stopping,

and without troubling to courtesy.

The Infanta reddened with disapproval, and persuaded herself, by way of

consolation, that Fontanges had lost her senses or was on the road to

madness.

Beautiful and brilliant as the flowers, the Duchess, like them, passed

swiftly away. Her pregnancy, by reason of toilsome rides, hunting

parties, and other agitations, became complicated. From the eighth month

she fell into a fever, into exhaustion and languor. The terror that took

possession of her imagination caused her to desire a sojourn in a convent

as a refuge of health, where God would see her nearer and, perhaps, come

to her aid.

She had herself transported during the night to the House of the Ladies

of Val-de-Grace, and desired that they should place in her chamber

several relics from their altars.

Her confinement was not less laboured and sinister. When she saw that

all the assistance of art could not stop the bleeding, with which her

deep bed was flooded, she caused the King to be summoned, embraced him

tenderly, in the midst of sobs and tears, and died in the night,

pronouncing the name of God and the name of the King, the objects of her

love and of fears.

CHAPTER XVII.

Madame de Sevigne.--Madame de Grignan.--Madame de Montespan at the

Carmelites.--Madame de la Valliere.--These Two Great Ruins Console One

Another.--An Angel of Sweetness, Goodness, and Kindness.

Fifteen or twenty days before the death of Mademoiselle de Fontanges, my

sister and I were taking a walk in the new woods of Versailles. We met

the Marquise de Sevigne near the canal; she was showing these marvellous

constructions to her daughter, the Comtesse de Grignan. They greeted us

with their charming amiability, and, after having spoken of several

indifferent matters, the Marquise said to me: "We saw, five or six days

ago, a person, madame, of whom you were formerly very fond, and who

charged us to recall her to the memory of her friends. You are still of

that number,--I like to think so, and our commission holds good where you

are concerned, if you will allow it."

Then she mentioned to me that poor Duchesse de la Valliere, to whom I was

once compelled by my unhappy star to give umbrage, and whom, in my fatal

thoughtlessness, I had afflicted without desiring it.

Tears came into my eyes; Madame de Sevigne saw them, and expressed her

regret at having caused me pain. Madame de Thianges and I asked her if

my old friend was much changed. She and Madame de Grignan assured us

that she was fresh, in good health, and that her face appeared more

beautiful. On the next day I wished absolutely to see her, and drove to

the Carmelites.

On seeing my pretty cripple, who hobbled among us with so great a charm,

I uttered a cry, which for a moment troubled her. She sank down to

salute the crucifix, as custom demands, and, after her short prayer, she

came to me. "I did not mention your name to Mesdames de Sevigne," said

she; "but, however, I am obliged to them, since they have been able to

procure me the pleasure of seeing you once more."

"The general opinion of the Court, and in the world, my dear Duchess,"

answered I, "is that I brought about your disgrace myself; and the

public, that loved you, has not ceased to reproach me with your

misfortune."

"The public is very kind still to occupy itself with me," she answered;

"but it is wrong in that, as in so many other matters. My retirement

from the world is not a misfortune, and I never suspected that the soul

could find such peace and satisfaction in these silent solitudes.

"The first days were painful to me, I admit it, owing to the

inexpressible difference which struck me between what I found here and

what I had left elsewhere. But just as the eye accustoms itself, little

by little, to the feeble glimmer of a vault, in the same way my body has

accustomed itself to the roughness of my new existence, and my heart to

all its great privations.

"If life had not to finish, in fulfilment of a solemn, universal, and

inevitable decree, the constraint that I have put upon myself might at

length become oppressive, and my yoke prove somewhat heavy. But all that

will finish soon, for all undertakings come to an end. I left you young,

beautiful, adored, and triumphant in the land of enchantments. But six

years have passed, and they assure me that your own afflictions have

come, and that you, yourself, have been forced to drink the bitter cup of

deprivation."

At these words, pronounced in a melancholy and celestial voice, I felt as

though my heart were broken, and burst into tears.

"I pity you, Athenais," she resumed. "Is, then, what I have been told

lightly, and almost in haste, only too certain for you? How is it you

did not expect it? How could you believe him constant and immutable,

after what happened to me?

"To-day, I make no secret to you of it, and I say it with the peaceful

indifference which God has generously granted me, after such dolorous

tribulations. I make no secret of it to you, Athenais; a thousand times

you plunged the sword and dagger into my heart, when, profiting by my

confidence in you, by my sense of entire security, you permitted your own

inclination to substitute itself for mine, and a young man seething with

desires to be attracted by your charms. These unlimited sufferings

exhausted, I must believe, all the sensibility of my soul. And when this

corrosive flame had completely devoured my grief, a new existence grew up

in me; I no longer saw in the father of my children other than a young

prince, accustomed to see his dominating will fulfilled in everything.

Knowing how little in this matter he is master of himself, he who knows

so well how to be master of himself in everything to do with his numerous

inferiors, I deplored the facility he enjoys from his attractions, from

his wealth, from his power to dazzle the hearts which he desires to move

and subdue.

"Recognise these truths, my dear Marquise," she added, "and gain, for it

is time, a just idea of your position. After the unhappiness I felt at

being loved no longer, I should have quitted the Court that very instant,

if I had been permitted to bring up and tend my poor children. They were

too young to abandon! I stayed still in the midst of you, as the swallow

hovers and flits among the smoke of the fire, in order to watch over and

save her little ones. Do not wait till disdain or authority mingles in

the matter. Do not come to the sad necessity of resisting a monarch, and

of detesting to the point of scandal that which you have so publicly

loved; pity him, but depart. This kind of intimacy, once broken, cannot

be renewed. However skilfully it may be patched up, the rent always

reappears."

"My good Louise," I replied to the amiable Carmelite, "your wise counsels

touch me, persuade me, and are nothing but the truth. But in listening

to you I feel overwhelmed; and that strength which you knew how to gain,

and show to the world, your former companion will never possess.

"I see with astonished eyes the supernatural calm which reigns in your

countenance; your health seems to me a prodigy, your beauty was never so

ravishing; but this barbarous garb pierces me to the heart.

"The King does not yet hate me; he shows me even a remnant of respect,

with which he would colour his indifference. Permit me to ask from him

for you an abbey like that of Fontevrault, where the felicities of

sanctuary and of the world are all in the power of my sister. He will

ask nothing better than to take you out, be assured."

"Speak to him of me," answered Louise; "I do not oppose that; but leave

me until the end the role of obedience and humility that his fault and

mine impose on me. Why should he wish that I should command others,--I

who did not know how to command myself at an epoch when my innocence was

so dear to me, and when I knew that, in losing that, one is lost?"

As she said these words two nuns came to announce her Serene Highness,

that is to say, her daughter, the Princesse de Conti. I prayed Madame de

la Valliere to keep between ourselves the communications that had just

taken place in the intimacy of confidence. She promised me with her

usual candour. I made a profound reverence to the daughter, embraced the

mother weeping, and regained my carriage, which the Princess must have

remarked on entering.

CHAPTER XVIII.

Reflections.--The Future.--The Refuge of Foresight.--Community of Saint

Joseph.--Wicked Saying of Bossuet.

I wept much during the journey; and to save the spectacle of my grief

from the passers-by, I was at the pains to lower the curtains. I passed

over in my mind all that the Duchess had said to me. It was very easy

for me to understand that the monarch's heart had escaped me, and that,

owing to his character, all resistance, all contradiction would be vain.

The figure, as it had been supernumerary and on sufferance, which the

Duchess had made in the midst of the Court when she ceased to be loved,

returned to my memory completely, and I felt I had not the courage to

drink a similar cup of humiliation.

I reminded myself of what the prince had told me several times in those

days when his keen affection for me led him to wish for my happiness,

even in the future,--even after his death, if I were destined to survive

him.

"You ought," he said to me, at those moments, "you ought to choose and

assure yourself beforehand of an honourable retreat; for it is rarely

that a king accords his respect or his good-will to the beloved

confidante of his predecessor."

Not wishing to ask a refuge of any one, but, on the contrary, being

greatly set upon ruling in my own house, I resolved to build myself, not

a formal convent like Val-de-Grace or Fontevrault, but a pretty little

community, whose nuns, few in number, would owe me their entire

existence, which would necessarily attach them to all my interests. I

held to this idea. I charged my intendant to seek for me a site spacious

enough for my enterprise; and when he had found it, had showed it to me,

and had satisfied me with it, I had what rambling buildings there were

pulled down, and began, with a sort of joy, the excavations and

foundations.

The first blow of the hammer was struck, by some inconceivable fortuity,

at the moment when the Duchesse de Fontanges expired. Her death did not

weaken my resolutions nor slacken my ardour. I got away quite often to

cast an eye over the work, and ordered my architect to second my

impatience and spur on the numerous workmen.

The rumour was current in Paris that the example of "Soeur Louise" had

touched me, and that I was going to take the veil in my convent. I took

no notice of this fickle public, and persisted wisely in my plan.

The unexpected and almost sudden decease of Mademoiselle de Fontanges had

singularly moved the King. Extraordinary and almost incredible to

relate, he was for a whole week absent from the Council. His eyes had

shed so many tears that they were swollen and unrecognisable. He shunned

the occasions when there was an assembly, buried himself in his private

apartments or in his groves, and resembled, in every trait, Orpheus

weeping for his fair Eurydice, and refusing to be consoled.

I should be false to others and to myself if I were to say that his

extreme grief excited my compassion; but I should equally belie the truth

if I gave it to be understood that his "widowhood" gave me pleasure, and

that I congratulated myself on his sorrow and bitterness.

He came to see me when he found himself presentable, and, for the first

few days, I abstained from all reprisal and any allusion. The

innumerable labours of his State soon threw him, in spite of himself,

into those manifold distractions which, in their nature, despise or

absorb the sensibilities of the soul. He resumed, little by little, his

accustomed serenity, and, at the end of the month, appeared to have got

over it.

"What," he asked me, "are those buildings with which you are busy in

Paris, opposite the Ladies of Belle-Chasse? I hear of a convent; is it

your intention to retire?"

"It is a 'refuge of foresight,'" I answered him. "Who can count upon the

morrow? And after what has befallen Mademoiselle de Fontanges, we must

consider ourselves as persons already numbered, who wait only for the

call."

He sighed, and soon spoke of something else.

I reminded myself that, to speak correctly, I had in Paris no habitation

worthy of my children and of my quality. That little hotel in the Rue

Saint Andre-des-Arcs I could count for no more than a little box. I

sought amongst my papers for a design of a magnificent hotel which I had

obtained from the famous Blondel. I found it without difficulty, with

full elevations and sections. The artist had adroitly imitated in it the

beautiful architecture of the Louvre; this fair palace would suit me in

every respect.

My architect, at a cursory glance, judged that the construction and

completion of this edifice would easily cost as much as eighteen hundred

thousand livres. This expense being no more than I could afford, I

commissioned him to choose me a spacious site for the buildings and

gardens over by Roule and La Pepiniere.

Not caring to superintend several undertakings at once, I desired, before

everything, that my house in the Faubourg Saint Germain should be

complete and when the building and the chapel were in a condition to

receive the little colony, I dedicated my "refuge of foresight" to Saint

Joseph, the respectful spouse of the Holy Virgin and foster-father of the

Child Jesus. This agreeable mansion lacked a large garden. I felt a

sensible regret for this, especially for the sake of my inmates; but

there was a little open space furnished with vines and fruit-walls, and

one of the largest courtyards in the whole of the Faubourg Saint Germain.

Having always loved society, I had multiplied in the two principal blocks

of the sleeping-rooms and the entrance-hall complete apartments for the

lady inmates. And a proof that I was neither detested by the world nor

unconsidered is that all these apartments were sought after and occupied

as soon as the windows were put in and the painting done. My own

apartment was simple, but of a majestic dignity. It communicated with

the chapel, where my tribune, closed with a handsome window, was in face

of the altar.

I decided, once for all, that the Superior should be my nomination whilst

God should leave me in this world, but that this right should not pass on

to my heirs. The bell of honour rang for twenty minutes every time I

paid a visit to these ladies; and I only had incense at high mass, and at

the Magnificat, in my quality of foundress.

I went from time to time to make retreats, or, to be more accurate,

vacations, in my House of Saint Joseph. M. Bossuet solicited the favour

of being allowed to preach there on the day of the solemn consecration. I

begged him to preserve himself for my funeral oration. He answered

cruelly that there was nothing he could refuse me.

BOOK 6.

CHAPTER XIX.

The Court Travels in Picardy and Flanders.--The Boudoir Navy.--Madame de

Montespan Is Not Invited.--The King Relates to Her the Delights of the

Journey.--Reflections of the Marquise.

The King, consoled as he was for the death of the Duchesse de Fontanges,

did not, on that account, return to that sweet and agreeable intimacy

which had united us for the space of eleven or twelve years. He

approached me as one comes to see a person of one's acquaintance, and it

was more than obvious that his only bond with me was his children.

Being a man who loved pomp and show, he resolved upon a journey in

Flanders,--a journey destined to furnish him, as well as his Court, with

numerous and agreeable distractions, and to give fresh alarm to his

neighbours.

Those "Chambers of Reunion," as they were called, established at Metz and

at Brisach, competed with each other in despoiling roundly a host of

great proprietors, under the pretext that their possessions had formerly

belonged to Alsace, and that this Alsace had been ceded to us by the last

treaties. The Prince Palatine of the Rhine saw himself stripped, on this

occasion, of the greater part of the land which he had inherited from his

ancestors, and when he would present a memoir on this subject to the

ministers, M. de Croissy-Colbert answered politely that he was in despair

at being unable to decide the matter himself; but that the Chambers of

Metz and Brisach having been instituted to take cognisance of it, it was

before these solemn tribunals that he must proceed.

The Palatine lost, amongst other things, the entire county of Veldentz,

which was joined to the church of the Chapter of Verdun.

The King, followed by the Queen and all his Court,--by Monsieur le

Dauphin, Madame la Dauphine and the legitimate princes, whom their

households accompanied as well,--set out for Flanders in the month of

July. Madame de Maintenon, as lady in waiting, went on this journey; and

of me, superintendent of the Queen's Council, they did not even speak.

The first town at which this considerable Court stopped was at Boulogne,

in Picardy, the fortifications of which were being repaired. On the next

day the King went on horseback to visit the port of Ambleteuse; thence he

set out for Calais, following the line of the coast, while the ladies

took the same course more rapidly. He inspected the harbours and

diverted himself by taking a sail in a wherry. He then betook himself to

Dunkirk, where the Marquis de Seignelay--son of Colbert--had made ready a

very fine man-of-war with which to regale their Majesties. The Chevalier

de Ury, who commanded her, showed them all the handling of it, which was

for those ladies, and for the Court, a spectacle as pleasant as it was

novel. The whole crew was very smart, and the vessel magnificently

equipped. There was a sham fight, and then the vessel was boarded. The

King took as much pleasure in this sight as if Fontanges had been the

heroine of the fete, and our ladies, to please him, made their hands sore

in applauding. This naval fight terminated in a great feast, which left

nothing to be desired in the matter of sumptuousness and delicacy.

On the following day, there was a more formal fight between two frigates,

which had also been prepared for this amusement.

The King was in a galley as spectator; the Queen was in another. The

Chevalier de Lery took the helm of that of the King; the Capitaine de

Selingue steered that of the Queen. The sea was calm, and there was just

enough wind to set the two frigates in motion. They cannonaded one

another briskly for an hour, getting the weather gauge in turn; after

this, the combat came to an end, and they returned to the town to the

sound of instruments and the noise of cannon.

The King gave large bounties to the crew, as a token of his satisfaction.

The prince was on board his first vessel, when the Earl of Oxford, and

the Colonel, afterwards the Duke of Marlborough, despatched by the King

of England, came to pay him a visit of compliment on behalf of that

sovereign.

The Duke of Villa-Hermosa, Spanish Governor of the Low Countries, paid

him the same compliment in the name of his master.

Both parties were given audience on this magnificent vessel, where M. de

Seignelay had raised a sort of throne of immense height.

(All this time Mademoiselle de Fontanges lay in her coffin, recovering

from her confinement.)

From Dunkirk the Court moved to Ypres, visiting all the places on the

way, and arrived at Lille in Flanders on the 1st of August. From Lille,

where the diversions lasted five or six days, they moved to Valenciennes,

thence to Condo, meeting everywhere with the same honours, the same

tokens of gladness. They returned to Sedan by Le Quenoy, Bouchain,

Cambrai; and the end of the month of August found the Court once more at

Versailles.

I profited by this absence to go and breathe a little at my chateau of

Petit-Bourg, where I was accompanied by Mademoiselle de Blois, and the

young Comte de Toulouse; after which I betook myself to the mineral

waters of Bourbonne, for which I have a predilection.

On my return, the King related to me all these frivolous diversions of

frigates and vessels that I have just mentioned; but with as much fire as

if he had been but eighteen years old, and with the same cordiality as if

I might have taken part in amusements from which he had excluded me.

How is it that a clever man can forget the proprieties to such a degree,

and expose himself to the secret judgments which must be formed of him,

in spite of himself and however reluctantly?

CHAPTER XX.

The Duchesse d'Orleans.--The Duchesse de Richelieu.--An Epigram of Madame

de Maintenon.--An Epigram of the King to His Brother.

Madame la Dauphine brought into the world a son, christened Louis at the

font, to whom the King a few moments afterwards gave the title of the

Duke of Burgundy. We had become accustomed, little by little, to the

face of this Dauphine, who (thanks to the counsels and instruction of her

lady in waiting) adopted French manners promptly enough, succeeded in

doing her hair in a satisfactory manner, and in making an appearance

which met with general approval. Madame de Maintenon, for all her

politeness and forethought, never succeeded in pleasing her; and these

two women, obliged to see each other often from their relative positions,

suffered martyrdom when they met.

The King, who had noticed it, began by resenting it from his

daughter-in-law. The latter, proud and haughty, like all these petty

German royalties, thought herself too great a lady to give way.

Madame de Maintenon had, near the person of the young Bavarian, two

intermediaries of importance, who did not sing her praises from morn till

eve. The one was that Charlotte Elizabeth of Bavaria, whom I have

already described to the life, who, furious at her personal

monstrousness, could not as a rule forgive pretty women. The other was

the Duchesse de Richelieu, maid of honour to the Princess of Bavaria,

once the protector of Madame Scarron, and now her antagonist, probably

out of jealousy.

These two acid tongues had taken possession of the Dauphine,--a character

naturally prone to jealousy,--and they permitted themselves against the

lady in waiting all the mockery and all the depreciation that one can

permit oneself against the absent.

Insinuations and abuse produced their effect so thoroughly that Madame de

Maintenon grew disgusted with the duties of her office, and with the

consent of the monarch she no longer appeared at the house of his

daughter-in-law, except on state and gala occasions. Madame de Richelieu

related to me one day the annoyance and mortification of the new

Marquise.

"Madame d'Orleans came in one day," said she to me, "to Madame la

Dauphine, where Madame de Maintenon was. The Princess of the Palais

Royal, who does not put herself about, as every one knows, greeted only

the Dauphine and me. She spoke of her health, which is neither good nor

bad, and pretended that her gowns were growing too large for her, in

proof that she was going thin. 'I do not know,' she added, brusquely,

'what Madame Scarron does; she is always the same.'

"The lady in waiting answered on the spot: 'Madame, no one finds you

changed, either, and it is always the same thing.'

"The half-polite, half-bantering tone of Madame de Maintenon nonplussed

the Palatine for the moment; she wished to demand an explanation from the

lady in waiting. She took up her muff, without making a courtesy, and

retired very swiftly."

"I am scarcely, fond of Madame de Maintenon," said I to Madame de

Richelieu, "but I like her answer exceedingly. Madame is one of those

great hermaphrodite bodies which the two sexes recognise and repulse at

the same time. She is an aggressive personage, whom her hideous face

makes one associate naturally, with mastiffs; she is surly, like them,

and, like them, she exposes herself to the blows of a stick. It makes

very little difference to me if she hears from you the portrait I have

just made of her; you can tell her, and I shall certainly not give you

the lie."

Monsieur, having come some days afterwards to the King, complained of

Madame de Maintenon, who, he said, had given offence to his wife.

"You have just made a great mistake," said the King; "you who pride

yourself on speaking your tongue so well, and I am going to put you

right. This is how you ought rather to have expressed yourself: 'I

complain of Madame de Maintenon, who, by ambiguous words, has given

offence, or wished to give offence to my wife.'"

Monsieur made up his mind to laugh, and said no more of it.

CHAPTER XXI.

The Marquis de Lauzun at Liberty.--His Conduct to His Wife.--Recovery of

Mademoiselle.

Mademoiselle, having by means of her donations to the Duc du Maine

obtained, at first, the release, and subsequently the entire liberty of

Lauzun, wished to go to meet him and to receive him in a superb carriage

with six horses. The King had her informed secretly that she should

manage matters with more moderation; and the King only spoke so because

he was better informed than any one of the ungrateful aversion of Lauzun

to Mademoiselle. No one wished to open her eyes, for she had refused to

see; time itself had to instruct her, and time, which wears wings,

arrived at that result quickly enough.

M. de Lauzun was, beyond gainsaying, a man of feeling and courage, but he

nourished in his heart a limitless ambition, and his head, subject to

whims and caprices, would not suffer him to follow methodically a fixed

plan of conduct. The King had just pardoned him as a favour to his

cousin; but, knowing him well, he was not at all fond of him. They had

disposed of his office of Captain of the Guards and of the other command

of the 'Becs de Corbins'. It was decided that Lauzun should not return

to his employment; but his Majesty charged Monsieur Colbert to make good

to him the amount and to add to it the arrears.

These different sums, added together, formed a capital of nine hundred

and eighty thousand francs, which was paid at once in notes on the

treasury, which were equal in value to ready cash. On news of this, he

broke into the most violent rage possible; he was tempted to throw these

notes into the fire. It was his offices which he wanted, and not these

sums, with which he could do nothing.

The King received him with an easy, kind air; he, always a flatterer with

his lips, cast himself ten times on his knees before the prince, and

gained nothing by all these demonstrations. He went to rejoin

Mademoiselle on the following day at Choisy, and dared to scold her for

having constructed and even bought this pretty pleasure-house.

"This must have cost treasures," said he. "Had you not parks and

chateaus enough? It would have been better to keep all these sums and

give them to me now."

After this exordium, he set himself to criticise the coiffure of the

Queen, on account of the coloured knots that he had remarked in it.

"But you mean, then, to satirise me personally," said the Princess to

him, "since you see my hair dressed in the same fashion, and I am older

than my cousin!

"What became of you on leaving the King?" she asked him. "I waited for

you till two hours after midnight."

"I went," said he, "to visit M. de Louvois, who is not my friend, and who

requires humouring; then to visit M. Colbert, who favours me."

"You ought to have seen Madame de Maintenon, I gave you that advice

before leaving you," she said; "it is to her, above all, that you owe

your liberty."

"But your Madame de Maintenon," he resumed, "is she, too, one of the

powers? Ah, my God! what a new geography since I left these regions ten

years ago!"

To avoid tete-a-tete, M. de Lauzun was always in a surly humour; he put

his left arm into a sling; he never ceased talking of his rheumatism and

his pains.

Mademoiselle learned, now from one person, now from another, that he was

dining to-day with one fair lady, to-morrow with another, and the next

day with a third. She finally understood that she was despised and

tricked; she showed one last generosity (out of pride) towards her former

friend,--solicited for him the title of Duke, and begged him, for the

future, to arrange his life to please himself, and to let her alone.

The Marquis de Lauzun took her at her word, and never forgave her for the

cession of the principalities of Dombes and Eu to M. le Duc du Maine; he

wanted them for himself.

CHAPTER XXII.

Progress of Madame de Maintenon.--The Anonymous Letter.

Since the birth of Mademoiselle de Blois, and the death of Mademoiselle

de Fontanges, the King hardly ever saw me except a few minutes

ceremoniously,--a few minutes before and after supper. He showed himself

always assiduous with Madame de Maintenon, who, by her animated and

unflagging talk, had the very profitable secret of keeping him amused.

Although equally clever, I venture to flatter myself, in the art of

manipulating speech, I could not stoop to such condescensions. You

cannot easily divert when you have a heart and are sincere--a man who

deserts you, who does not even take the trouble to acknowledge it and

excuse himself.

The Marquise sailed, then, on the open sea, with all sail set; whilst my

little barque did little more than tack about near the shore. One day I

received the following letter; it was in a pleasant and careful

handwriting, and orthography was observed with complete regularity, which

suggested that a man had been its writer, or its editor:

The person who writes these lines, Madame la Marquise, sees you but

rarely, but is none the less attached to you. The advice which he is

going to give you in writing he would have made it a duty to come and

give you himself; he has been deterred by the fear either of appearing to

you indiscreet, or of finding you too deeply engrossed with occupations,

or with visitors, as is so often the case, in your own apartments.

These visitors, this former affluence of greedy and interested hearts,

you will soon see revealed and diminishing; probably your eyes, which are

so alert, have already remarked this diminution. The monarch no longer

loves you; coolness and inconstancy are maladies of the human heart. In

the midst of the most splendid health, our King has for some time past

experienced this malady.

In your place, I should not wait to see myself repudiated. By whatever

outward respect such an injunction be accompanied, the bottom of the cup

is always the same, and the honey at the edge is but a weak palliative.

Being no ordinary woman by birth, do not terminate like an ordinary

actress your splendid and magnificent role on this great stage. Know how

to leave before the audience is weary; while they can say, when they miss

you from the scene, "She was still fine in her role. It is a pity!"

Since a new taste or new caprice of the monarch has led his affections

away, know how to endure a fantasy which you have not the power to

remove. Despatch yourself with a good grace; and let the world believe

that sober reflections have come to you, and that you return, of your own

free will, into the paths of independence, of true glory, and of honour.

Your position of superintendent with the Queen has been from the very

first almost a sinecure. Give up to Madame de Maintenon, or to any one

else, a dignity which is of no use to you, for which you will be paid now

its full value; which, later, is likely to cause you a sensible

disappointment; for that is always sold at a loss which must be sold at a

given moment.

Nature, so prodigal to you, Madame la Marquise, has not yet deflowered,

nor recalled in the least degree, those graces and attractions which were

lavished on you. Retire with the honours of war.

Annoyance, vexation, irritation, do not make your veins flow with milk

and honey; you would lose upon the field of battle all those treasures

which it is in your power to save.

Adieu, madame.

This communication, though anonymous, is none the less benevolent. I

desire your peace and your happiness.

CHAPTER XXIII.

Madame de Maintenon at Loggerheads with Madame de Thianges.--The Mint of

the D'Aubigne Family.--Creme de Negresse, the Elixir of Long

Life.--Ninon's Secret for Beauty.--The King Would Remain Young or Become

So.--Good-will of Madame de Maintenon.

This letter was not, in my eyes, a masterpiece, but neither was it from a

vulgar hand. For a moment I suspected Madame de Maintenon. She was

named in it, it is true, as though by the way, but her interest in it was

easy to discover, since the writer dared to try to induce me to sell her,

to give up to her, my superintendence. I communicated my suspicions to

the Marquise de Thianges. She said to me: "We must see her,--her face

expresses her emotions very clearly; she is not good at lying; we shall

easily extract her secret, and make her blush for her stratagem."

Ibrahim, faithful to his old friendship for me, had recently sent me

stuffs of Asia and essences of the seraglio, under the pretence of

politeness and as a remembrance. I wrote two lines to the Marquise,

engaging her to come and sacrifice half an hour to me to admire with me

these curiosities. Suspecting nothing, she came to my apartments, when

she accepted some perfumes, and found all these stuffs divine. My

sister, Madame de Thianges, said to her:

"Madame, I do not wish to be the last to congratulate you on that

boundless confidence and friendship that our Queen accords you.

Assuredly, no one deserves more than you this feeling of preference; it

appears that the princess is developing, and that, at last, she is taking

a liking for choice conversation and for wit."

"Madame," answered the lady in waiting, "her Majesty does not prefer me

to any one here. You are badly informed. She has the goodness to accord

to me a little confidence; and since she finds in me some facility in the

Spanish tongue, of which she wishes to remain the idolater all her life,

she loves to speak that tongue with me, catching me up when I go wrong

either in the pronunciation or the grammar, as she desires to be

corrected herself when she commits some offence against our French."

"You were born," added Madame de Thianges, "to work at the education of

kings. It is true that few governesses or tutors are as amiable. There

is a sound in your voice which goes straight to the heart; and what

others teach rudely or monotonously, you teach musically and almost

singing. Since the Queen loves your French and your Spanish, everything

has been said; you are indispensable to her. Things being so, I dare to

propose to you, Madame, a third occupation, which will suit you better

than anything else in the world, and which will complete the happiness of

her Majesty.

"Here is Madame de Montespan, who is growing disgusted with grandeur,

after having recognised its emptiness, who is enthusiastically desiring

to go and enjoy her House of Saint Joseph, and wishes to get rid of her

superintendence forthwith, at any cost."

"What!" said Madame de Maintenon. Then to me, "You wish to sell your

office without having first assured yourself whether it be pleasing to

the King? It appears to me that you are not acting on this occasion with

the caution with which you are generally credited."

"What need has she of so many preliminary cautions," added the Marquise,

"if it is to you that she desires to sell it? Her choice guarantees the

consent of the princess; your name will make everything easy."

"I reason quite otherwise, Madame la Marquise," replied the former

governess of the princes; "the Queen may have her ideas. It is right and

fitting to find out first her intention and wishes."

"Madame, madame," said my sister then, "everything has been sufficiently

considered, and even approved of. You will be the purchaser; you desire

to buy, it is to you that one desires to sell."

Madame de Maintenon began to laugh, and besought the Marquise to believe

that she had neither the desire nor the money for that object.

"Money," answered my sister, "will cause you no trouble on this occasion.

Money has been coined in pour family."

[Constant d'Aubigne, father of Madame de Maintenon, in his wild youth,

was said to have taken refuge in a den of comers.--Ed. Note]

Madame de Maintenon, profoundly moved, said to the Marquise:

"I thought, madame, that I had come to see Madame de Montespan, to look

at her stuffs from the seraglio, and not to receive insults. All your

teasing affects me, because up to to-day I believed in your kindly

feeling. It has been made clear to me now that I must put up with this

loss; but, whatever be your injustice towards me, I will not depart from

my customs or from my element. The superintendence of the Queen's

Council is for sale, or it is not; either way, it is all the same to me.

I have never made any claim to this office, and I never shall."

These words, of which I perceived the sincerity, touched me. I made some

trifling excuses to the lady in waiting, and, tired of all these

insignificant mysteries, I went and took the anonymous letter from my

bureau and showed it to the governess.

She read it thoughtfully. After having read it, she assured me that this

script was a riddle to her.

Madame de Maintenon, on leaving us, made quite a deep courtesy to my

sister, which caused me pain, preserving an icy gravity and exaggerating

her salutation and her courtesy.

When we were alone, I confessed to the Marquise de Thianges that her

words had passed all bounds, and that she could have reached her end by

other means.

"I cannot endure that woman," she answered. "She knows that you have

made her, that without you she would be languishing still in her little

apartment in the Maree; and when for more than a year she sees you

neglected by the King and almost deserted, she abandons you to your

destiny, and does not condescend to offer you any consolation. I have

mortified her; I do not repent of it in the least, and every time that I

come across her I shall permit myself that gratification.

"What is she thinking of at her age; with her pretensions to a fine

figure, an ethereal carriage, and beauty? And yet it must be admitted

that her complexion is not made up. She has the sheen of the lily

mingled with that of the rose, and her eyes exhibit a smiling vivacity

which leaves our great coquettes of the day far behind!"

"She is nature unadorned as far as her complexion goes, believe me," said

I to my sister. "During my constant journeys she has always slept at my

side, and her face at waking has always been as at noon and all day long.

She related to us once at the Marechale d'Albret's, where I knew her,

that at Martinique--that distant country which was her cradle--an ancient

negress, well preserved and robust, had been kind enough to take her into

her dwelling. This woman led her one day into the woods. She stripped

of its bark some shrub, after having sought it a long time. She grated

this bark and mixed it with the juice of chosen herbs. She wrapped up

all this concoction in half a banana skin, and gave the specific to the

little D'Aubigne.

"This mess having no nasty taste, the little girl consented to return

fifteen or twenty times into the grove, where her negress carefully

composed and served up to her the same feast.

"'Why do you care to give me this green paste?' the young creole asked

her one day.

"The old woman said: 'My dear child, I cannot wait till you have enough

sense to learn to understand these plants, for I love you as if you were

my own daughter, and I want to leave you a secret which will cause you to

live a long time. Though I look as I do, I am 138 years old already. I

am the oldest person in the colony, and this paste that I make for you

has preserved my strength and my freshness. It will produce the same

effect on my dear little girl, and will keep her young and pretty too for

a long time.'

"This negress, unhappily, fell asleep one day under a wild pear-tree in

the Savannah, and a crocodile came out of the river hard by and devoured

her."

"I have heard tell," replied my sister, "that Mademoiselle d'Aubigne,

after the death of her mother, or husband, was bound by the ties of a

close friendship with Ninon de l'Enclos, whose beauty made such a

sensation among the gallants, and still occupies them.

"One was assured, you know, that Ninon possesses a potion, and that in

her generosity to her friend, the fair Indian, she lent her her phial of

elixir."

"No, no," said I to the Marquise, "that piece of gallantry of Ninon is

only a myth; it is the composition of Martinique, or of the negress,

which is the real recipe of Madame de Maintenon. She talked of it one

day, when I was present, in the King's carriage. His Majesty said to

her: 'I am astonished that, with your natural intelligence, you have not

kept in your mind the nature of this Indian shrub and herbs; with such a

secret you would be able to-day to make many happy, and there are some

kings, who, to grow young again, would give you half their empire.'

"'I am not a worshipper of riches,' said this mistress of talk; 'bad

kings might offer me all the treasures and crowns they liked, and I would

not make them young again.'

"'And me, madame,' said the prince, 'would you consent to make me young

again?'

"'You will not need it for a long time,' she replied, cleverly, with a

smile; 'but when the moment comes, or is near, I should set about it with

zeal.'

"The whole carriage applauded this reply, and the King took the hand of

the Marquise and insisted on kissing it."

CHAPTER XXIV.

The Casket of M. de Lauzun.--His Historical Gallery.--He Makes Some

Nuns.--M. de Lauzun in the Lottery.--The Loser Wins.--Queen out of

Pique.--Letter from the Queen of Portugal.--The Ingratitude of M. de

Lauzun.

Twice during the captivity of M. de Lauzun the Queen of Portugal had

charged her ambassador to carry to the King that young sovereign's

solicitations in favour of the disgraced gentleman. Each time the

negotiators had been answered with vague and ambiguous words; with those

promises which potentates are not chary of, even between themselves, and

which we poor mortals of the second rank call Court holy water. These

exertions of the Court of Lisbon were speedily discovered, and it then

became known how many women of high degree M. de Peguilain had the honour

of fluttering. The officer of D'Artagnan, who had the task of seizing

his papers when he was arrested to be taken to Pignerol, was obliged, in

the course of his duty, to open a rather large casket, where he found the

portraits of more than sixty women, of whom the greater number lived

almost in the odour of sanctity. There were descriptive or biographical

notes upon all these heroines, and correspondence to match. His Majesty

had cognisance of it, and forbade the publication of the names. But the

Marquis d'Artagnan and his subordinate officer committed some almost

inevitable indiscretions, and all these ladies found their names public

property. Several of them, who were either widows or young ladies,

retired into convents, not daring to show their faces in the light of

day.

The Queen of Portugal, before this scandal, had passionately loved the

Marquis de Lauzun. She was then called Mademoiselle d'Aumale, and her

sister who was soon afterwards Duchess of Savoy was called at Paris

Mademoiselle de Nemours. These two princesses, after having exchanged

confidences and confessions, were astonished and grieved to find

themselves antagonists and rivals. Happily they had a saving wit, both

of them, and made a treaty of peace, by which it was recognised and

agreed that, since their patrimony was small, it should be neither

divided nor drawn upon, in order that it might make of M. de Lauzun, when

he came to marry, a rich man and a great lord. The two rivals, in the

excess of their love, stipulated that this indivisible inheritance should

be drawn for by lot, that the victorious number should have M. de Lauzun

thrown in, and that the losing number should go and bury herself in a

convent.

Mademoiselle d'Aumale--that is to say, the pretty blonde--won M. de

Lauzun; but he, being bizarre in his tastes, and who only had a fancy for

the brunette (the less charming of the two), went and besought the King

to refuse his consent.

Mademoiselle d'Aumale thought of dying of grief and pique, and, as a

consequence of her despair, listened to the proposals of the King of

Portugal, and consented to take a crown.

The disgrace and imprisonment of her old friend having reached her ear,

this princess gave him the honour of her tears, although she had two

husbands alive. Twice she had solicited his liberty, which was certainly

not granted in answer to her prayers.

When she learned of the release of the prisoner, she showed her joy

publicly at it, in the middle of her Court; wrote her congratulations

upon it to Mademoiselle, apparently to annoy her, and, a few days

afterwards, indited with her own hand the letter you are going to read,

addressed to the King, which was variously criticised.

TO HIS MAJESTY THE KING OF FRANCE.

BROTHER:--Kings owe one another no account of their motives of action,

especially when their authority falls heavily upon the officers of their

own palace, till then invested with their confidence and overwhelmed with

the tokens of their kindness. The disgrace of the Marquis de Lauzun can

only appear in my eyes an act of justice, coming as it does from the

justest of sovereigns. So I confined myself in the past to soliciting

for this lord--gifted with all the talents, with bravery and merit--your

Majesty's pity and indulgence. He owed later the end of his suffering,

not to my instances, but to your magnanimity. I rejoice at the change in

his destiny, and I have charged my ambassador at your Court to express my

sincere participation in it. To-day, Sire, I beg you to accept my

thanks. M. de Lauzun, so they assure me, has not been restored to his

offices, and though still young, does not obtain employment in his

country, where men of feeling and of talent are innumerable. Allow us,

Sire, to summon this exceptional gentleman to my State, where French

officers win easily the kindly feelings of my nobles, accustomed as they

are to cherish all that is born in your illustrious Empire. I will give

M. de Lauzun a command worthy of him, worthy of me,--a command that will

enable him to render lasting and essential services to my Crown and to

yours. Do not refuse me this favour, which does not at all impoverish

your armies, and which may be of use to a kingdom of which you are the

protector and the friend. Accept, Sire, etc.

I did not see the answer which was vouchsafed to this singular letter;

the King did not judge me worthy to enjoy such confidence that he had

made no difficulty in granting to me formerly; but he confided in Madame

de Maintenon, and even charged her to obtain the opinion of Mademoiselle

touching this matter, and Mademoiselle, who never hid aught from me,

brought the details of it to my country-house.

This Princess, now enlightened as to the falseness of Monsieur de Lauzun,

entreated the King to give up this gentleman to the blond Queen, or to

give him a command himself.

The Marquis de Lauzun, having learnt the steps taken by the Queen of

Portugal, whom he had never been able to endure, grew violently angry,

and said in twenty houses that he had not come out of one prison to throw

himself into another.

These were all the thanks the Queen got for her efforts; and, like

Mademoiselle de Montpensier, she detested, with all her soul, the man she

had loved with all her heart.

The Marquis de Lauzun was one of the handsomest men in the world; but his

character spoiled everything.

CHAPTER XXV.

The Nephews, the Nieces, the Cousins and the Brother of Madame de

Maintenon.--The King's Debut.--The Marshal's Silver Staff.

The family of Madame de Maintenon had not only neglected but despised her

when she was poor and living on her pension of two thousand francs. Since

my protection and favour had brought her into contact with the sun that

gives life to all things, and this radiant star had shed on-her his own

proper rays and light, all her relatives in the direct, oblique, and

collateral line had remembered her, and one saw no one but them in her

antechambers, in her chamber, and at Court.

Some of them were not examples of deportment and good breeding; they were

gentlemen who had spent all their lives in little castles in Angoumois

and Poitou, a kind of noble ploughmen, who had only their silver swords

to distinguish them from their vine-growers and herds. Others, to be

just, honoured the new position of the Marquise; and amongst those I must

place first the Marquis de Langallerie and the two sons of the Marquis de

Villette, his cousin, german. The Abbe d'Aubigne, whom she had

discovered obscurely hidden among the priests of Saint Sulpice, she had

herself presented to the King, who had discovered in him the air of an

apostle, and then to Pere de la Chaise, who had hastened to make him

Archbishop of Rouen, reserving for him 'in petto' the cardinal's hat, if

the favour of the lady in waiting was maintained.

Among her lady relatives who had come from the provinces at the rumour of

this favour, the Marquise distinguished and exhibited with satisfaction

the three Mademoiselles de Sainte Hermine, the daughters of a Villette,

if I am not mistaken, and pretty and graceful all three of them. She had

also brought to her Court, and more particularly attached to her person,

a very pretty child, only daughter of the Marquis de Villette, and

sister, consequently, of the Comte and of the Chevalier de Villette, whom

I have previously mentioned. This swarm of nephews, cousins, and nieces

garnished the armchairs and sofas of her chamber. They served as

comrades and playfellows to the legitimate princes and as pages of honour

to my daughter; and when the carriage of the Marquise came into the

country for her drives, the whole of this pretty colony formed a train

and court for her,--a proof of her credit.

The Marquise had a brother, her elder by four or five years, to whom she

was greatly attached, judging from what we heard her say, and to promote

whom we saw her work from the very first. This brother, who was called

Le Comte d'Aubigne, lacked neither charm nor grace. He even assumed,

when he wished, an excellent manner; but this cavalier, his own master

from his childhood, knew no other law but his own pleasures and desires.

He had made people talk about him in his earliest youth; he awoke the

same buzz of scandal now that he was fifty. Madame de Maintenon, hoping

to reform him, and wishing to constrain him to beget them an heir, made

him consent to the bonds of marriage. She had just discovered a very

pretty heiress of very good family, when he married secretly the daughter

of a mere 'procureur du roi'. The lady in waiting, being unable to undo

what had been done, submitted to this unequal alliance; and as her

sister-in-law, ennobled by her husband, was none the less a countess,

she, too, was presented.

The young person, aged fifteen at the most, was naturally very bashful.

When she found herself in this vast hall, between a double row of persons

of importance, whose fixed gaze never left her, she forgot all the bows,

all the elaborate courtesies,--in fine, all the difficult procedure of a

formal presentation, that her sister-in-law and dancing-masters had been

making her rehearse for twenty days past.

The child lost her head, and burst into tears. The King took compassion

on her, and despatched the Comtesse de Merinville to go and act as her

guide or mistress. Supported by this guardian angel, Madame d'Aubigne

gained heart; she went through her pausing, her interrupted courtesies,

to the end, and came in fairly good countenance to the King's chair, who

smiled encouragement upon her. While these things were taking place in

the gallery, Madame de Maintenon, in despair, her eyes full of tears, had

to make an effort not to weep. With that wit of which she is so proud,

she should have been the first to laugh at this piece of childishness,

which was not particularly new. The embarrassment, the torture in which

I saw her, filled me with a strong desire to laugh. It was noticed; it

was held a crime; and his Majesty himself was kind enough to scold me for

it.

"I felt the same embarrassment," he said to us, "the first time Monsieur

le Cardinal desired to put me forward. It was a question of receiving an

ambassador, and of making a short reply to his ceremonial address. I

knew my reply by heart; it was not more than eight or ten lines at the

most. I was repeating it every minute while at play, for five or six

days. When it was necessary to perform in person before this throng, my

childish memory was confused. All my part was forgotten in my fear, and

I could only utter these words: 'Your address, Monsieur

Ambassadeur,--Monsieur l'Ambassadeur, your address.' My mother, the

Queen, grew very red, and was as confused as I was. But my godfather,

the Cardinal, finished this reply for me, which he had composed himself,

and was pleased to see me out of the difficulty."

This anecdote, evidently related to console the Marquise, filled her with

gratitude. They spoke of nothing else at Versailles for two days; after

which, Madame la Comtesse d'Aubigne became, in her turn, a woman of

experience, who judged the new debutantes severely, perhaps, every time

that the occasion arose.

The Comte d'Aubigne passed from an inferior government to a government of

some importance. He made himself beloved by endorsing a thousand

petitions destined for his sister, the monarch's friend; but his

immoderate expenditure caused him to contract debts that his sister would

only pay five or six times.

The Duc de Vivonne, my brother, laughed at him in society; he unceasingly

outraged by his clumsiness his sister's sense of discretion. One day, in

a gaming-house, seeing the table covered with gold, the Marshal exclaimed

at the door: "I will wager that D'Aubigne is here, and makes all this

display; it is a magnificence worthy of him."

"Yes, truly," said the brother of the favourite; "I have received my

silver staff, you see!" That was an uncouth impertinence, for assuredly

M. de Vivonne had not owed this dignity to my favour. The siege of

Candia, and a thousand other distinguished actions, in which he had

immortalised himself, called him to this exalted position, which I dare

to say he has even rendered illustrious.

The Comte d'Aubigne's saying was no less successful on that account, and

his sister, who did not approve at all of this scandalous scene, had the

good sense to condemn her most ridiculous gamester, and to make excuses

for him to my brother and me.

CHAPTER XXVI.

Political Intrigue in Hungary.--Dignity of the King of the Romans.--The

Good Appearance of a German Prince.--The Turks at Vienna.--The Duc de

Lorraine.--The King of Rome.

Whatever the conduct of the King may have been towards me, I do not write

out of resentment or to avenge myself. But in the midst of the peace

which the leisure that he has given me leaves me, I feel some

satisfaction in inditing the memoirs of my life, which was attached to

his so closely, and wish to relate with sincerity the things I have seen.

What would be the use of memoirs from which sincerity were absent? Whom

could they inspire with a desire of reading them?

The King was born profoundly ambitious. All the actions of his public

life bore witness to it. It would be useless for him to rebut the

charge; all his aims, all his political work, all his sieges, all his

battles, all his bloody exploits prove it. He had robbed the Emperor of

an immense quantity of towns and territories in succession. The

greatness of the House of Austria irritated him. He had begun by

weakening it in order to dominate it; and, in bringing it under his sway,

he hoped to draw to himself the respect and submission of the Germanic

Electoral body, and cause the Imperial Crown to pass to his house, as

soon as the occasion should present itself.

We had often heard him say: "Monseigneur has all the good appearance of a

German prince." This singular compliment, this praise, was not without

motive. The King wished that this opinion and this portrait should go

straight into Germany, and create there a kind of naturalisation and

adoption for his son.

He had resolved to have him elected and proclaimed King of the Romans, a

dignity which opens, as one knows, the road to the imperial greatness. To

attain this result, his Majesty, seconded perfectly by his minister,

Louvois, employed the following means.

By his order M. de Louvois sent the Comte de Nointel to Vienna, at the

moment when that Power was working to extend the twenty years' truce

concluded by Hungary with the Sultan. The French envoy promised secretly

his adhesion to the Turks; and the latter, delighted at the intervention

of the French, became so overbearing towards the Imperial Crown that that

Power was reduced to refusing too severe conditions.

Sustained by the insinuations and the promises of France, the Sultan

demanded that Hungary should be left in the state in which it was in

1655; that henceforward that kingdom should pay him an annual tribute of

fifty thousand florins; that the fortifications of Leopoldstadt and Gratz

should be destroyed; that the chief of the revolted towns--Nitria, Eckof,

the Island of Schutt, and the fort of Murann, at Tekelai--should be

ceded; that there should be a general amnesty and restitution of their

estates, dignities, offices, and privileges without restriction.

By this the infidels would have found themselves masters of the whole of

Hungary, and would have been able to come to the very gates of Vienna,

without fear of military commanders or of the Emperor. It was obvious

that they were only seeking a pretext for a quarrel, and that at the

suggestion of France, which was quite disposed to profit by the occasion.

The Sultan knew very little of our King. The latter had his army ready;

his plan was to enter, or rather to fall upon, the imperial territories,

when the consternation and the danger in them should be at their height;

and then he counted on turning to his advantage the good-will of the

German princes, who, to be extricated from their difficulty, would not

fail to offer to himself, as liberator, the Imperial Crown, or, at least,

the dignity of King of the Romans and Vicar of the Empire to his son,

Monseigneur le Dauphin.

In effect, hostilities had hardly commenced on the part of the Turks,

hardly had their first successes, struck terror into the heart of the

German Empire, when the King, the real political author of these

disasters, proposed to the German Emperor to intervene suddenly, as

auxiliary, and even to restore Lorraine to him, and his new conquests, on

condition that the dignity of the King of the Romans should be bestowed

on his son. France, this election once proclaimed, engaged herself to

bring an army of 60,000 men, nominally of the King of the Romans, into

Hungary, to drive out utterly the common enemy. German officers would be

admitted, like French, into this Roman army; and more, the King of France

and the new King of the Romans engaged themselves to set back the

imperial frontiers on that side as far as Belgrade, or Weissembourg in

Greece. A powerful fleet was to appear in the Mediterranean to support

these operations; and the King, wishing to crown his generosity, offered

to renounce forever the ancient possessions, and all the rights of

Charlemagne, his acknowledged forefather or ancestor.

Whilst these dreams of ambition were being seriously presented to the

unhappy Imperial Court of Vienna, the Turks, to the number of 300,000

men, had swept across Hungary like a torrent. They arrived before the

capital of the Empire of Germany just at the moment when the Court had

left it. They immediately invested this panic-stricken town, and the

inhabitants of Vienna believed themselves lost. But the young Duc de

Lorraine, our King's implacable enemy, had left the capital in the best

condition and pitched outside Vienna, in a position from which he could

severely harass the besieging Turks.

He tormented them, he raided them, while he waited for the saving

reinforcements which were to be brought up by the King of Poland, and the

natural allies of the Empire. This succour arrived at last, and after

four or five combats, well directed and most bloody, they threw the

Ottomans into disorder. The Duc de Lorraine immortalised himself during

this brilliant campaign, which he finished by annihilating the Turks near

Barkan.

France had remained in a state of inaction in the midst of all these

great events. I saw the discomfiture of our ministers and the King when

the success of the Imperialists reached them. But the time had passed

when my affections and those of my master were akin. Free from

henceforth to follow the impulses of my conscience and of my sense of

justice, I rejoiced sincerely at the great qualities of the poor Duc de

Lorraine, and at the humiliation of the cruel Turks, who had been so

misled.

The elective princes of the Germanic Empire once more rallied round their

august head, and disavowed almost all their secret communications with

the Cabinet of Versailles. The Emperor, having escaped from these great

perils, addressed some noble and touching complaints to our monarch; and

Monseigneur was not elected King of the Romans,--a disappointment which

he hardly noticed, and by which he was very little disturbed.

CHAPTER XXVII.

The Prince of Orange.--The Orange Coach.--The Bowls of Oranges.--The

Orange Blossoms.--The Town of Orange.--Jesuits of Orange.--Revocation of

the Edict of Nantes.

The King, by the last peace, signed at Nimegue, had engaged to restore

the Principality of Orange to William, Stadtholder and Generalissimo of

the Dutch. This article was one of those which he had found most

repugnant to him, for nothing can be compared with the profound aversion

which the mere name inspired in the monarch. He pushed this hatred so

far that, having one day noticed from the heights of his balcony a superb

new equipage, of which the body was painted with orange-coloured varnish,

he sent and asked the name of the owner; and, on their reporting to him

that this coach belonged to a provincial intendant, a relative of the

Chancellor, his Majesty said, the same evening, to the

magistrate-minister: "Your relative ought to show more discretion in the

choice of the colours he displays."

This coach appeared no more, and the silk and cloth mercers had their

stuffs redyed.

Another day, at the high table, the King, seeing four bowls of big

oranges brought in, said aloud before the public: "Take away that fruit,

which has nothing in its favour but its look. There is nothing more

dangerous or unhealthy."

On the morrow these words spread through the capital, and the courtiers

dared eat oranges only privately and in secret.

As for me, with my love for the scent of orange blossoms, the monarch's

petulance once more affected me extremely. I was obliged for some time

to give it up, like the others, and take to amber, the favourite scent of

my master, which my nerves could not endure.

Before surrendering the town of Orange to the commissioners of the

kinglet of the Dutch, the King of France had the walls thrown down, all

the fortifications razed, and the public buildings, certain convents, and

the library of the town stripped of their works of art. These measures

irritated Prince William, who, on that account alone, wished to

recommence the war; but the Emperor and the allies heard his complaints

with little attention. They even besought him to leave things as they

were. M. d'Orange is a real firebrand; he could not endure the

severities of the King without reprisals, and no sooner was he once more

in possession of his little isolated sovereignty than he annoyed the

Catholics in it, caused all possible alarms to the sisters of mercy and

nuns, imposed enormous taxes on the monks, and drove out the Jesuits with

unheard-of insults.

The King received hospitably all these humiliated or persecuted folk; and

as he was given to understand that the Orange Protestants were secretly

sowing discontent amongst his Calvinists and French Lutherans, he

prepared the revocation of the Edict of Nantes, the famous political

measure the abrogation of which took place a short time afterwards.

I saw, in the hands of the King, a document of sixty pages, printed at

Orange, after its restitution, in which it was clearly specified that

Hugh Capet had set himself on the throne irregularly, and in which the

author went to the point of saying that the Catholic religion was only an

idolatry, and that the peoples would only be happy and free after the

general introduction of the Reformation. The Marechal de Vivonne came

and told me, in strict confidence, that the Jesuits, out of resentment,

had forged this document, and printed the pamphlet themselves; but M. de

Louvois, who, through his father, the Chancellor, and his brother, the

Archbishop of Rheims, was associated with them, maintained that the

incendiary libel was really the work of the Protestants.

My residence at the Court having opened my eyes sufficiently to the

wickedness of men, I will not give my opinion, amid these angry charges

and recriminations. I confine myself to relating what I have seen.

CHAPTER XXVIII.

Sickness.--Death of the Queen.--Her Last Words.--The King's

Affliction.--His Saying.--Second Anonymous Letter.--Conversation with La

Dauphine.--Madame de Maintenon Intervenes.

While the Turks and the Imperialists were fighting in the plains of

Hungary, the King, followed by all his Court, had made his way towards

the frontiers of Alsace. He reviewed countless battalions, he made

promotions, and gave brilliant repasts and fetes.

The season was a little trying, and the Queen, though born in Spain, did

not accommodate herself to the June heat. As soon as business permitted

they took the road to the capital, and returned to Versailles with some

speed.

Scarcely had they arrived, when the Queen fell ill; it did not deserve

the name of sickness. It was only an indisposition, pure and simple,--an

abscess in the armpit; that was all. Fagon, the boldest and most

audacious of all who ever exercised the art of AEsculapius, decided that,

to lessen the running, it was necessary to draw the blood to another

quarter. In spite of the opinion of his colleagues, he ordered her to be

bled, and all her blood rushed to her heart. In a short time the

princess grew worse in an alarming fashion, and in a few moments we heard

that she was in her death-agony; in a few moments more we heard of her

death.

The King wept bitterly at first, as we had seen him weep for Marie de

Mancini, Louise de la Valliere, Henrietta of England, and the Duchesse de

Fontanges,--dead of his excesses. He set out at once for the Chateau of

Saint Cloud, which belonged to his brother; and Monsieur, wishing to

leave the field clear for him, went away to the Palais Royal with his

disagreeable wife and their numerous children.

His Majesty returned two days afterwards to the Chateau of Versailles,

where he, his son, and all the family sprinkled holy water over the

deceased; and this little ceremony being finished, they regained in

silence the Chateau of Saint Cloud.

The aspect of that gloomy Salon of Peace, converted into a catafalque;

the sight of that small bier, on which a beautiful, good, and indulgent

wife was reposing; those silent images, so full of speech, awoke the just

remorse of the King. His tears began once more to flow abundantly, and

he was heard to say these words:

"Dear, kind friend, this is the first grief you have caused me in twenty

years!"

The Infanta, as I have already related, had granted in these latter days

her entire confidence and affection to her daughter-in-law's lady in

waiting. Finding herself sick and in danger, she summoned Madame de

Maintenon; and understanding soon that those famous Court physicians did

not know how ill she was, and that she was drawing near her last hour,

she begged this woman, so ready in all things, to leave her no more, and

to be good enough to prepare her for death.

The Marquise wept bitterly, and perhaps even sincerely; for being unable

to foresee, at that period, all that was to befall her in the issue, she

probably entertained the hope of attaching herself for good to this

excellent princess. In losing her, she foresaw, or feared, if not

adversity, at least a decline.

The King was courting her, it is true, and favouring her already with

marked respect; but Francoise d'Aubigne,--thoughtful and meditative as I

knew her to be, could certainly not have failed to appreciate the

voluptuous and inconstant character of the monarch. She had seen several

notorious friendships collapse in succession; and it is not at the age of

forty-six or forty-seven that one can build castles in Spain to dwell in

with young love.

The Queen, before the beginning of her death agony, herself drew a

splendid ring from her finger, and would pass it over the finger of the

Marquise, to whom, some months before, she had already given her

portrait. It was asserted that her last words were these: "Adieu, my

dearest Marquise; to you I recommend and confide the King."

In accordance with a recommendation so binding and so precise, Madame de

Maintenon followed the monarch to Saint Cloud; and as great afflictions

are fain to be understood and shared, these two desolate hearts shut

themselves up in one room, in order to groan in concert.

The Queen having been taken to Saint Denis, the King, Madame de

Maintenon, and the Court returned to Versailles, where the royal family

went into mourning for the period prescribed by law and custom.

The Queen's large and small apartments, so handsome, new, splendid, and

magnificent, became the habitation of Madame la Dauphine; so that the

lady in waiting, in virtue of her office, returned in the most natural

manner to those apartments where she had held authority.

The Queen, without having the genius of conversation and discussion,

lacked neither aplomb nor a taste for the proprieties; she knew how to

support, or, at least, to preside over a circle. The young Dauphine had

neither the desire, nor the patience, nor, the tact.

The prince charged the lady in waiting to do these things for her. We

repaired in full dress to the Princess,--to present our homages to Madame

de Maintenon. One must admit she threw her heart into it; that is to

say, she drew out, as far as possible, the monarch's daughter-in-law,

inspiring into her every moment amiable questions or answers, which she

had taken pains to embellish and adorn in her best manner.

The King arrived; I then had the pleasure of seeing him, not two paces

from me, before my very eyes, saying witty and agreeable things to the

Marquise; while he talked to me only of the rain and the weather, always

cursorily.

It was then that I received a second anonymous letter, in the same

handwriting, the same style, the same tone as that of which mention has

been made. I transcribe it; it is curious.

TO MADAME LA MARQUISE DE MONTESPAN.

MADAME:--You have not followed my former advice. The opportunity has

gone by; it is too late. Your superintendence is left with you, and

there are four or five hundred thousand livres lying idle; for you will

not be able to sell the superintendence of a household, and of a council,

which are in a tomb at Saint Denis! Happily you are rich, and what would

be a disaster to another fortune is scarcely more than a slight

disappointment to you. I take the respectful liberty of talking once

more with the prettiest and wittiest woman of her century, in order to

submit to her certain ideas, and to offer her a fresh piece of advice,

which I believe important.

The Queen, moved by a generosity seldom found in her peers, pardoned you

to some degree your theft of her spouse; she pardoned you in order to be

agreeable to him, and to prove to him that, being his most sincere

friend, she could not bring herself to contest his affections and his

pastimes. But this sublime philosophy is at an end; the excellent heart

of this Queen is at Val-de-Grace; it will beat no more, neither for her

volatile husband, nor for any one whatsoever.

Madame la Dauphine, brought up in German severity, and hardly accustomed

to the atmosphere of her new country, neither likes nor respects you, nor

has any indulgence for you. She barely suffers the presence of your

children, although brothers of her husband. How should she tolerate

yours? It appears, it is plain, Madame la Marquise, that your name has

found no place or footing on her list, and that she would rather not meet

you often in her salons. If one may even speak to you confidentially,

she has thus expressed herself; it would be cruel for you to hear of it

from any other being but me.

Believe me, believe a man as noted for his good qualities as for his

weaknesses. He will never drive you away, for you are the mother of his

beloved children, and he has loved you himself tenderly. However, his

coldness is going to increase. Will you be sufficiently light-hearted,

or sufficiently imprudent, to await on a counterscarp the rigours of

December and January?

Keep your wit always, Madame la Marquise, and with this wit, which is

such a charming resource, do not divest yourself of your noble pride.

I am, always, your respectful and devoted servant,

THE UNKNOWN OF THE CHATEAU.

At the time of the first letter, when I had hesitated some time, doubtful

between Madame de Maintenon and the King, it occurred to me to suspect

the Queen for a moment; but there was no possibility now of imputing to

this princess, dead and gone, the unbecoming annoyance that an unknown

permitted himself to cause me.

On this occasion I chose my part resolutely; and, not wishing to busy

myself any longer with these pretended friendly counsels which my pride

forbade me to follow, I took these two insolent letters and burned them.

This last letter, after all, spoke very truly. I remarked distinctly, in

the looks and manner of the Dauphine, that ridiculous and clumsy

animosity which she had taken a fancy to lavish on me.

As she was not, in my eyes, so sublime a personage that a lady of quality

might not enter into conversation with her, I approached her armchair

with the intention of upsetting her haughtiness and pride by compelling

her to speak to me before everybody.

I complimented her on her coiffure, and even thanked her for the honour

she did me in imitating me; she reddened, and I entreated her not to put

herself about, assuring her that her face looked much better in its

habitual pallor. These words redoubled her dissatisfaction, and her

redness then became a veritable scarlet flame.

Passing forthwith to another subject, I pronounced in a few words a

panegyric on the late Queen; to which I skilfully added that, from the

first day, she had been able to understand the French graces and assume

them with intelligence and taste.

"Her Spanish accent troubled her for a year or two longer," added I;

"strictly speaking, this accent, derived from the Italian, has nothing

disagreeable in it; while the English, Polish, Russian, and German accent

is inharmonious in itself, and is lost with great difficulty here."

Seeing that my reflections irritated her, I stopped short, and made my

excuses by saying to her, "Madame, these are only general reflections.

Your Highness is an exception, and has struck us all, as you have nothing

German left but memories, and, perhaps, regrets."

She answered me, stammering, that she had not been destined in the first

place for the throne of France, and that this want of forethought had

injured her education; then, feeling a spark of courage in her heart, she

said that the late Queen had more than once confided to her that the

Court of France was disorderly in its fashions, because it was never the

princesses who gave it its tone as elsewhere.

Madame de Maintenon perceived quickly the consequences of this saying;

for the peace of the Princess, she retorted quickly: "In France, the

princesses are so kind and obliging as to follow the fashions; but the

good examples and good tone come to us from our princes, and our only

merit is to imitate them with ingenuity."

CHAPTER XXIX.

Judgment Given by the Chatelet.--The Marquis d'Antin Restored to His

Father.--The Judgment is Not Executed.--Full Mourning.--Funeral

Service.--The Notary of Saint Elig.--The Lettre de Cachet.

The Marquis d'Antin, my son, with the consent of the King, had remained

under my control, and had never consented to quit me to rejoin his

father. M. de Montespan, at the time of the suit for judicial separation

before the Chatelet, had caused his advocate to maintain this barbarous

argument, that a son, though brought into the world by his mother, ought

to side against her if domestic storms arise, and prefer to everybody and

everything the man whose arms and name he bears.

The tribunal of the Chatelet, trampling upon maternal tenderness and

humanity, granted his claim in full; and I was advised not to appeal, now

that I had obtained the thing essential to me, a separation in body and

estate.

M. de Montespan dared not come himself to Paris in order to execute the

sentence; he sent for that purpose two officers of artillery, his friends

or relatives, who were authorised to see the young Marquis at his

college, but not to withdraw him before the close of his humanities and

classes. These gentlemen, having sent word to the father that the young

D'Antin was my living image, he replied to them, that they were to insist

no longer, to abandon their mission, and to abandon a child who would

never enjoy his favour since he resembled myself. Owing to this happy

circumstance I was able to preserve my son.

Since these unhappy disputes, and the suit which made so much noise, I

had heard no more talk of M. de Montespan in society. I only learned

from travellers that he was building, a short distance from the Pyrenees,

a chateau of a noble and royal appearance, where he had gathered together

all that art, joined with good taste, could add to nature; that this

chateau of Saint Elix, adorned with the finest orange grove in the world,

was ascribed to the liberality of the King. The Marquis, hurt by this

mistake of his neighbours, which he called an accusation, published a

solemn justification in these ingenuous provinces, and he proved, as a

clerk might do to his master, that this enormous expenditure was

exclusively his own.

Suddenly the report of his death spread through the capital, and the

Marquis d'Antin received without delay an official letter with a great,

black seal, which announced to him this most lamentable event. The

notary of Saint Elix, in sending him this sad news, took the opportunity

of enclosing a certified copy of the will.

This testament, replete with malignity, having been freely published in

the capital, I cannot refrain from reproducing it in these writings.

Here are its principal clauses;

In the name of the most blessed Trinity, etc.

Since I cannot congratulate myself on a wife, who, diverting herself as

much as possible, has caused me to pass my youth and my life in celibacy,

I content myself with leaving, her my life-sized portrait, by Bourdon,

begging her to place it in her bedchamber, when the King ceases to come

there.

Although the Marquis de Pardailhan d'Antin is prodigiously like his

mother (a circumstance of which I have been lamentably sensible!), I do

not hesitate to believe him my son. In this quality I give and bequeath

to him all my goods, as my eldest son, imposing on him, nevertheless, the

following legacies, liberalities and charges:

I leave to their Highnesses, M. le Duc du Maine, M. le Comte de Toulouse,

Mademoiselle de Nantes, and Mademoiselle de Blois (born during my

marriage with their mother, and consequently my presumptive children),

their right of legitimacy on the charge and condition of their bearing in

one of their quarterings the Pardailhan-Montespan arms.

I take the respectful liberty of here thanking my King for the extreme

kindness which he has shown to my wife, nee De Mortemart, to my son

D'Antin, to his brothers and sisters, both dead and living, and also to

myself, who have only been dismissed, and kept in exile:

In recognition of which I give and bequeath to his Majesty my vast

chateau of Montespan, begging him to create and institute there a

community of Repentant Ladies, to wear the habit of Carmelites or of the

Daughters of the Conception, on the special charge and condition that he

place my wife at the head of the said convent, and appoint her to be

first Abbess.

I attach an annuity of sixty thousand livres to this noble institution,

hoping that this will make up the deficiency, if there be any.

DE PARDAILHAN DE GONDRAN MONTESPAN, Separated, although inseparable

spouse.

A family council being held to decide what I must do on this occasion,

Madame de Thianges, M. de Vivonne, and M. de Blanville-Colbert decided

that I must wear the same full mourning as my son D'Antin. As for this

odious will, it was agreed that it should not even be spoken of, and that

the notary of Saint Elix should be written to at once, to place it in the

hands of a third party, of whom he would be presently notified at the

place. The Marquis d'Antin at once had my equipage and his own draped.

We hastened to put all our household into mourning from top to toe, and

the funeral service, with full ritual, was ordered to be performed at the

parish church. The very same day, as the family procession was about to

set out on its way to the church, a sort of sergeant, dressed in black,

handed a fresh letter to the Marquis d'Antin. It contained these words:

The notary of Saint Elix deserves a canonry in the Chapter of Charenton;

it is not the Marquis de Montespan who is dead; they have played a trick

on you.

The only truth in all of it is the will, of which the notary of Saint

Elix has been in too great a hurry to send a copy. A thousand excuses to

M. le Marquis d'Antin and his mother, Madame la Marquise.

It was necessary to send orders at once to the parish church to take away

the catafalque and the drapings. The priests and the musicians were paid

as if they had done what they ought to do; and my widowhood, which, at

another time, might have been of such importance, was, I dare to say,

indifferent to me.

The King was informed of what had just taken place in my family. He

spoke of it as an extremely disagreeable affair. I answered him that it

was far more disagreeable for me than for any one else. His Majesty

added:

"Tell the Marquis d'Antin to go to Saint Elix and pay his respects to his

father. This journey will also enable him to learn if such a ridiculous

will really exists, and if your husband has reached such a pitch of

independence. D'Antin will beg him, on my behalf, to tear up that

document, and to earn my favour by doing so."

My son, after consulting with his Majesty, started indeed for the

Pyrenees. His father at first gave him a cold welcome. The next day the

Marquis discovered the secret of pleasing him; and M. de Montespan, at

this full mourning, this family council, and at the catafalque in the

middle of the church, promised to alter the will on condition that his

'lettre do cachet' should be revoked and quashed within the next

fortnight.

The King agreed to these demands, which did not any longer affect him. I

was the only person sacrificed.

CHAPTER XXX.

The Duc du Maine Provided with the Government of Languedoc.--The Young

Prince de Conti.--His Piety.--His Apostasy.--The Duc de la Feuillade

Burlesqued.--The Watch Set with Diamonds.--The False Robber.--Scene

amongst the Servants.

The old Duc de Verneuil, natural son of King Henri IV., died during these

incidents, leaving the government of Languedoc vacant. The King summoned

M. le Duc du Maine at once, and, embracing him with his usual tenderness,

he said to him: "My son, though you are very young, I make you governor

of Languedoc. This will make many jealous of you; do not worry about

them, I am always here to defend you. Go at once to Mademoiselle's, who

has just arrived at Versailles, and tell her what I have done for her

adopted child."

I went to thank his Majesty for this favour, which seemed to me very

great, since my son was not twelve years old. The King said to me: "Here

comes the carriage of the Prince de Conti; you may be certain that he

comes to ask me for this place."

In fact, those were the first words of the Prince de Conti.

"The government for which you ask," said the King, "has been for a long

time promised to Madame de Maintenon for her Duc du Maine. I intend

something else for you, my dear cousin. Trust in me. In giving you my

beloved daughter I charged myself with your fortunes; you are on my list,

and in the first rank."

The young Prince changed colour. He entreated the King to believe him

worthy of his confidence and esteem, to which he imprudently added these

words: "My wife was born before M. du Maine."

"And you, too," replied his Majesty; "are you any the more sober for

that? There are some little youthful extravagances in your conduct which

pain me. I leave my daughter in ignorance of them, because I wish her to

be at peace. Endeavour to prevent her being informed of them by

yourself. Govern yourself as a young man of your birth ought to govern

himself; then I will hand a government over to you with pleasure."

The Prince de Conti appeared to me very much affected by this homily and

disappointment. He saluted me, however, with a smile of benevolence and

the greatest amenity. We learnt a short time afterwards that his wife

had shed many tears, and was somewhat set against my children and myself.

This amiable Princess then was not aware that the government of Languedoc

was not granted at my instance, but at the simple desire of Madame de

Maintenon; the King had sufficiently explained it.

Just at this moment M. le Prince de Conti had made himself notable by his

attachment or his deference towards matters of religion and piety. His

superb chariot and his peach-coloured liveries were to be seen, on

fete-days, at the doors of the great churches. He suddenly changed his

manoeuvres, and refused to subject himself to restraints which led him no

whither. He scoffed publicly at the Jesuits, the Sulpicians, and their

formal lectures and confraternities; he refused to distribute the blessed

bread at his parish church, and heard mass only from his chaplains and in

his palace.

This ill-advised behaviour did not improve his position. Madame, his

wife, continued to come to Versailles on gala-days, or days of reunion,

but he and his brother appeared there less and less frequently. They

were exceedingly handsome, both of them; not through their father, whose

huge nose had rendered him ridiculous, but through the Princess, their

mother, Anna or Felicia de Martinozzi, niece of Cardinal Mazarin. God

had surpassed himself in creating that graceful head, and those eyes will

never have their match in sweetness and beauty.

Free now to follow his own tastes, which only policy had induced him to

dissimulate and constrain, M. de Conti allowed himself all that a young

prince, rich and pleasure-loving, could possibly wish in this world. In

the midst of these reunions, consecrated to pleasure, and even to

debauchery, he loved to signalise his lordly liberality; nothing could

stop him, nothing was too extravagant for him. His passion was to remove

all obstacles and pay for everybody.

His joyous companions cried out with admiration, and celebrated, in prose

and verse, so noble a taste and virtues so rare. The young orphan

inhaled this incense with delight; he contracted enormous debts, and soon

did not know where to turn to pay them.

The King, well informed of these excesses, commanded M. le Duc de la

Feuillade to have the young man followed, and inform himself of all he

did.

One day, when M. de la Feuillade himself had followed him too closely,

and forced him, for the space of an hour, to scour over all Le Marais in

useless and fatiguing zigzags, M. de Conti, who recognised him perfectly,

in spite of his disguise, pretended that his watch, set with diamonds,

had been stolen. He pointed out this man as the thief to his ready

servingmen, who fell upon M. de la Feuillade, and, stripping him to find

the watch, gave the Prince time to escape and reach his place of

rendezvous.

The captain was ill for several days, and even in danger, in consequence

of this adventure, which did not improve the credit of M. le Prince de

Conti, much as it needed improvement.

His young and beautiful wife excused him in everything, ignoring, and

wishing to ignore, the extent of his guilt and frivolity.

CHAPTER XXXI.

A Funeral and Diversions.--Sinister Dream.--Funeral Orations of the

Queen.

It remains for me to relate certain rather curious circumstances in

relation to the late Queen, after which I shall speak of her no more in

these Memoirs.

She was left for ten days, lying in state, in the mortuary chapel of

Versailles, where mass was being said by priests at four altars from

morning till evening. She was finally removed from this magnificent

Palace of Enchantment to Saint Denis. Numerous carriages followed the

funeral car, and in all these carriages were the high officials, as well

as the ladies, who had belonged to her. But what barbarity! what

ingratitude! what a scandal! In all these mournful carriages, people

talked and laughed and made themselves agreeable; and the body-guards, as

well as the gendarmes and musketeers, took turns to ride their horses

into the open plain and shoot at the birds.

Monsieur le Dauphin, after Saint Denis, went to lie at the Tuileries,

before betaking himself to the service on the following day at Notre

Dame. In the evening, instead of remaining alone and in seclusion in his

apartment, as a good son ought to have done, he went to the Palais Royal

to see the Princess Palatine and her husband, whom he had had with him

all the day; he must have distraction, amusement, and even merry

conversations, such as simple bourgeois would not permit themselves on so

solemn an occasion, were it only out of decorum.

In the midst of these ridiculous and indefensible conversations, the news

arrived that the King had broken his arm. The Marquis de Mosny had

started on the instant in order to inform the young Prince of it; and Du

Saussoi, equerry of his Majesty, arrived half an hour later, giving the

same news with the details.

The King (who was hunting during the obsequies of his wife) had fallen

off his horse, which he had not been able to prevent from stumbling into

a ditch full of tall grass and foliage. M. Felix, a skilful and prudent

surgeon, had just set the arm, which was only put out of joint. The King

sent word to the Dauphin not to leave the Tuileries, and to attend the

funeral ceremony on the morrow.

The fair of Saint Laurence was being held at this moment, although the

city of Paris had manifested an intention of postponing it. They were

exhibiting to the curious a little wise horse which bowed, calculated,

guessed, answered questions, and performed marvels. The King had

strictly forbidden his family and the people of the Court to let

themselves be seen at this fair. Monsieur le Dauphin, none the less,

wished to contemplate, with his own eyes, this extraordinary and

wonderful little horse. Consequently, he had to be taken to the Chateau

des Tuileries, where he took a puerile amusement in a spectacle in itself

trivial, and, at such a time, scandalous.

The poor Queen would have died of grief if the death of her son had

preceded hers, against the order of nature; but the hearts of our

children are not disposed like ours, and who knows how I shall be treated

myself by mine when I am gone?

With regard to the King's arm, Madame d'Orleans, during the service for

the Queen, was pleased to relate to the Grande Mademoiselle that, three

or four days before, she had seen, in a somewhat troublesome and painful

dream, the King's horse run away, and throw him upon the rocks and

brambles of a precipice, from which he was rescued with a broken arm. A

lady observed that dreams are but vague and uncertain indications.

"Not mine," replied Madame, with ardour; "they are not like others. Five

or six days before the Queen fell ill, I told her, in the presence of

Madame la Dauphine, that I had a most alarming dream. I had dreamt that

I was in a large church all draped in black. I advanced to the

sanctuary; a vault was opened at one side of the altar. Some kind of

priests went down, and these folk said aloud, as they came up again, that

they had found no place at first; that the cavity having seemed to them

too long and deep, they had arranged the biers, and had placed there the

body of the lady. At that point I awoke, quite startled, and not

myself."

Hardly had the Princess finished her story, when the Infanta, turning

pale, said to her: "Madame, you will see, the dream of the vault refers

to me. At the funeral of the Queen of England I noticed, and remember,

that the same difficulty occurred at Saint Denis; they were obliged to

push up all the coffins, one against the other."

And, in truth, we knew, a few days afterwards, that for this poor Queen,

Maria Theresa, the monks of the abbey had found it necessary to break

down a strong barrier of stones in their subterranean church, to remove

the first wife of Gaston, mother of Mademoiselle, and find a place for

the Spanish Queen who had arrived in those regions.

There were several funeral orations on this occasion. Not a single one

of these official discourses deserved to survive the Queen. There was

very little to say about her, I admit; but these professional

panegyrists, these liars in surplice, in black cassock, or in purple and

mitre, are not too scrupulous to borrow facts and material in cases where

the dead person has neglected to furnish or bequeath it them.

In my own case I congratulated myself on this sort of indifference or

literary penury; an indiscreet person, sustained by zeal or talent, might

have wished to mortify me in a romance combined of satire and religion.

CHAPTER XXXII.

Jean Baptiste Colbert.--His Death.--His Great Works.--His Last Advice to

the Marquise.

M. Colbert had been ailing for a long time past. His face bore visible

testimony against his health, to which his accumulated and incessant

labour had caused the greatest injury. We had just married his son

Blainville to my niece, Mademoiselle de Tonnay-Charente, heiress of the

house of Rochchouart. Since this union--the King's work--M. Colbert had

somewhat tended in my favour, and I had reason to count on his good

offices and kindness. I said to him one day that my quarrel with him was

that he did not look after himself, that he ignored all his own worth,

treated himself with no more respect than a mere clerk; that he was the

indispensable man, the right hand of the King, his eye of vigilance in

everything, and the pillar of his business and his finance.

Without being precisely what one would call a modest man, M. Colbert was

calm of mind, and by nature without pose or presumption. He cared

sincerely for the King's glory. He held his tongue on the subject of

great enterprises, but employed much zeal and ability in promoting the

success of good projects and ideas, such as, for instance, our Indies and

Pondicherry.

He had known how to procure, without oppressing any one, the incalculable

sums that had been necessitated, not only by enormous and almost

universal wars, but by all those canals, all those ports in the

Mediterranean or the ocean, that vast creation of vessels, arsenals,

foundries, military houses and hospitals which we had seen springing up

in all parts. He had procured by his application, his careful

calculations, the wherewithal to build innumerable fortresses, aqueducts,

fountains, bridges, the Observatory of Paris, the Royal Hospital of the

Invalides, the chateaus of the Tuileries and of Vincennes, the engine and

chateau of Marly, that prodigious chateau of Versailles, with its Trianon

of marble, which by itself might have served as a habitation for the

richest monarchs of the Orient.

He had founded the wonderful glass factories, and those of the Gobelins;

he had raised, as though by a magic ring, the Royal Library over the

gardens and galleries of Mazarin; and foreigners asked one another, in

their surprise, what they must admire most in that monument, the interior

pomp of the edifice or its rich collection of books, coins, and

manuscripts.

To all these works, more than sufficient to immortalise twenty ministers,

M. Colbert was adding at this moment the huge 'salpetriere' of Paris and

the colonnades of the Louvre. Ruthless death came to seize him in the

midst of these occupations, so noble, useful, and glorious.

The great Colbert, worn out with fatigue, watching, and constraint, left

the King, his wife, his children, his honours, his well-earned riches,

and displayed no other anxiety than alarm as to his salvation,--as though

so many services rendered to the nation and to his prince were no more,

in his eyes, than vain works in relation to eternity.

Madame de Maintenon, having become a great lady, could, not reasonably

continue her office of governess to the King's children. M. Colbert,

that man of vigour, that Mount Atlas, capable of supporting all things

without a plaint, had been charged with the care of the two new-born

princes.

Because of the third Mademoiselle de Blois, and of the little Comte de

Toulouse, I saw the minister frequently, and I was one of the first to

remark the change in his face and his health.

During his last illness, I visited him more often. One day, of his own

accord, he said to me:

"How do you get on with Madame de Maintenon? I have never heard her

complain of you; but I make you this confidence out of friendship. His

Majesty complains of your attitude towards your former friend. If the

frankness of your nature and the impatience of your humour have sometimes

led you too far, I exhort you to moderate yourself, in your own interest

and in that of your children. Madame de Maintenon is an amiable and

witty person, whose society pleases the King. Have this consideration

for a hard-working prince, whom intellectual recreation relaxes and

diverts, and make a third at those pleasant gatherings where you shone

long before this lady, and where you would never be her inferior. Go

there, and frequently, instead of keeping at a distance in an attitude of

resentment, which, do not doubt, is noticed and viewed unfavourably."

"But, monsieur," I answered M. Colbert, "you are not, then, aware that

every time I am a third person at one of these interminable

conversations, I always meet with some mark of disapproval, and sometimes

with painful mortifications?"

"I have been told so," the sick man replied; "but I have also been told

that you imprudently call down on yourself these outbursts of the King.

What need have you to quarrel with Madame de Maintenon over a look, a

word, a movement or a gesture? You seem to me persuaded that love enters

into the King's friendship for the Marquise. Well, suppose you have

guessed aright his Majesty's sentiments; will your dissatisfaction and

your sarcasms prevent those sentiments from existing, and the prince from

indulging them?

"You know, madame, that he generally gets everything he wants, and M. de

Montespan experienced that when he wished to set himself against your

joint wills.

"I am nearer my end and my release than my doctors think. In leaving

this whirlpool of disappointments, ambitions, errors, and mutual

injustice, I should like to see you free, at peace, reconciled to your

real interests, and out of reach, forever, of the vicissitudes of

fortune. In my eyes, your position is that of a ship-owner whom the

ocean has constantly favoured, and who has reaped great riches. With

moderation and prudence, it depended on himself to profit by his

astonishing success, and at last to enjoy his life; but ambition and vain

desire drive him afresh upon this sea, so fruitful in shipwrecks, and his

last venture destroys all his prosperity and all his many labours.

"Our excellent Queen has gone to rest from her troubles and her journeys;

and I, madame, am going to rest not long after her, having worn out my

strength on great things that are as nothing."

The Marquis de Seignelay, eldest son of this minister, counted on

succeeding to the principal offices of his father. He made a mistake.

The place of secretary of state and controller-general passed to the

President Pelletier, who had been chosen by M. Colbert himself; and the

superintendence of buildings, gardens, and works went to swell the

numerous functions of the Marquis de Louvois, who wished for and counted

on it.

MM. de Blainville and Seignelay had good posts, proportioned to their

capacity; the King never ceased to look upon them as the children of his

dear M. Colbert.

[It mast be remembered that the young Marquis de Seignelay was already

Minister of Marine, an office which remained with him.--Ed.]

Before his death, this minister saw his three daughters become duchesses.

The King, who had been pleased to make these marriages, had given each of

them a dowry of a million in cash.

As for the Abbe Colbert, already promoted to the Bishopric of Montpellier

(to which three important abbeys were joined), he had the Archbishopric

of Toulouse, with an immense revenue. It is true that he took a pleasure

in rebuilding his archiepiscopal palace and cathedral out of a huge and

ancient treasure, which he discovered whilst pulling down some old ruin

to make a salon.

One might say that there was some force of attraction attached to this

family and name of Colbert. Treasures arose from the earth to give

themselves up and obey them.

CHAPTER XXXIII.

Mesdemoiselles de Mazarin.--The Age of Puberty.--Madame de

Beauvais.--Anger of the Queen-mother.--The Cardinal's Policy.--First

Love.--Louis de Beauvais.--The Abbe de Rohan-Soubise.--The Emerald's

Lying-in.--The Handsome Musketeer.--The Counterfeit of the King.

At the time when the King, still very young, was submitting without

impatience to the authority of the Queen, his mother, and his godfather,

the Cardinal, his strength underwent a sudden development, and this lad

became, all at once, a man. The numerous nieces of Cardinal Mazarin, who

were particularly dear to the Queen, were as much at the Louvre as at

their own home. Anne of Austria, naturally affable, gladly released them

from the etiquette which was imposed upon every one else. These young

ladies played and laughed, sang or frolicked, after the manner of their

years, and the young King lived frankly and gaily in their midst, as one

lives with agreeable sisters, when one is happy enough to have such. He

lived fraternally with these pretty Italian girls, but his intimacy

stopped there, since the Cardinal and the governess watched night and day

over a young man who was greatly subject to surveillance.

At the same time, there was amongst the Queen's women a rather pretty

waiting-maid, well brought up, who was called Madame de Beauvais. Those

brunettes, with black eyes, bright complexions, and graceful plumpness,

are almost always wanton and alluring. Madame de Beauvais noticed the

sudden development of the monarch, his impassioned reveries which

betrayed themselves in his gaze. She thought she had detected intentions

on his part, and an imperious need of explaining himself. A word, which

was said to her in passing, authorised her, or seemed to authorise her,

to make an almost intelligible reply. The young wooer showed himself

less undecided, less enigmatic,--and the understanding was completed.

Madame de Beauvais was the recipient of the prince's first emotions, and

the clandestine connection lasted for three months. Anne of Austria,

informed of what was passing, wished at first to punish her first maid in

waiting; but the Cardinal, more circumspect, represented to her that this

connection, of which no one knew, was an occupation, not to say a

safeguard, for the young King, whose fine constitution and health

naturally drew him to the things of life. "Although eighteen years of

age," he added, "the prince abandons the whole authority to you; whereas

another, in his place, would ardently dispute it. Do not let us quarrel

with him about trifles; leave him his Beauvais lady, so that he may make

no attempt on my pretty nieces nor on your authority, madame, nor on my

important occupations, which are for the good of the State."

Anne of Austria, who was more a Christian and a mother than a diplomatic

woman, found it very painful to appreciate these arguments of the

Cardinal; but after some reflection she recognised their importance, and

things remained as they were.

Madame de Beauvais had a son, whom the husband (whether overconfident or

not) saw brought into the world with much delight, and whom, with a

wealth of royalist respect, they baptised under the agreeable name of

Louis. This child, who had a fine figure and constitution, received a

particularly careful education. He has something of the King about him,

principally in his glance and smile. He presents, however, only the

intellectual habit of his mother, and even a notable absence of grandeur

and elevation. He is a very pretty waiting-woman, dressed out as a

cavalier; in a word, he is that pliant and indefatigable courtier, whom

we see everywhere, and whom town and Court greet by the name of Baron de

Beauvais.

His sister is the Duchesse de Richelieu, true daughter of her father, as

ugly, or rather as lacking in charm, as he is; but replete with subtilty

and intelligence,--with that intelligence which perpetually suggests a

humble origin, and which wearies or importunes, because of its

ill-nature. At the age of seventeen, her freshness made her pass for

being pretty. She accused the young Duc de Richelieu of having seduced

her, and made her a mother; and he, in his fear of her indignation and

intrigues, and of the reproaches of the Queen, hastened to confess his

fault, and to repair everything by marrying her.

Baron Louis, her brother, to whom the King could hardly refuse anything,

made her a lady of honour to the Dauphine. Madame de Richelieu delighted

to spread a report in the world that I had procured her this office; she

was deceived, and wished to be deceived. I had asked this eminent

position for the Marquise de Thianges, in whom I was interested very

differently. His Majesty decided that a marquise was inferior to a

duchess, even when that duchess was born a De Beauvais. Another son of

the monarch, well known at the Court as such, is M. l'Abbe de

Rohan-Soubise, to whom the cardinal's hat is already promised. His

figure, his carriage, his head, his attitude, his whole person infallibly

reveal him; and the Prince de Soubise has so thoroughly recognised and

understood the deceit, that he honours the young churchman with all his

indifference and his respect. He acts with him as a sort of guardian;

and that is the limitation of his role.

The Princesse de Soubise, who had resolved to advance her careless

husband, either to the government of Brittany or to some ministry,

persuaded herself that it is only by women that men can be advanced; and

that in order to advance a husband, it is necessary to advance oneself.

Although a little thin, and lacking that of which the King is so fond, we

saw in her a very pretty woman. She knew how to persuade his Majesty

that she cherished for him the tenderest love. That is, I believe, the

one trap that it is possible to set for him. He is credulous on that

head; he was speedily caught. And every time that M. de Rohan was away,

and there was freedom at the Hotel Soubise, the Princess came in person

to Saint Germain or to Versailles, to show her necklace and pendant of

emeralds to the King. Such was the agreed signal.

The Abbe de Rohan was born of these emeralds. The King displays

conscience in all his actions, except in his wars and conquests. When

the little Soubise was grown up, his Majesty signified to the mother that

this young man must enter the Church, not wishing to suffer the formation

of a parasitical branch amongst the Rohans, which would have

participated, without any right, in the legitimate sap. It is asserted

that the Abbe de Rohan only submitted with infinite regret to a sentence

which neutralised him. The King has promised him all possible

consideration; he has even embraced him tenderly, an action which is

almost equivalent to a "declaration of degree" made to the Parliament.

The other child alleged to the King is that handsome musketeer, who is so

like him. But, judging from the King's character, which respects, and in

some fashion almost admires itself, in everything which proceeds from it,

I do not venture to believe in this musketeer. The King wished one day

to see him close by, and even accosted him by the orange-shrubbery; but

this movement seemed to me one of pure curiosity.

The resemblance, I must confess, is the most striking that I have yet

seen; for it is complete, even to the tone of the voice. But a look

might have operated this miracle. Instance the little negress, the

daughter of the poor Queen, that Queen so timid and entirely natural,

who, to her happiness, as much as to her glory, has never looked at,

approached, or distinguished any one except the King.

For the rest, we shall see and know well if the King does anything for

his musketeer.

CHAPTER XXXIV.

The Young Nobility and the Turks.--Private Correspondence.--The Unlucky

Minister and the Page of Strasburg.--The King Judged and Described in All

the Documents.--The King Humiliated in His Affections.--Scandal at

Court.--Grief of Fathers at Having Given Life to Such Children.--Why

Prince Eugene Was Not a Bishop.--Why He Was Not a Colonel of

France.--Death of the Prince de Conti.

As France was at peace at the moment when the three hundred thousand

Turks swarmed over Hungary and threatened Vienna, our young princes, and

a fairly large number of nobles of about the same age, took it into their

heads to go and exhibit their bravery in Germany; they asked permission

of M. de Louvois to join the Imperialists. This permission was granted

to some amongst them, but refused to others. Those whom it was thought

fit to restrain took no notice of the words of the minister, and departed

as resolutely as though the King had fallen asleep. They were arrested

on the road; but his Majesty, having reflected on the matter, saw that

these special prohibitions would do harm to the intentions which he had

with regard to his deference for Germany, and they were all allowed to go

their own way.

A little later, it was discovered that there was a regular and active

correspondence between these young people in Germany and others who had

remained in Paris or at the Court. The first minister had a certain

page, one of the most agile, pursued; he was caught up with at Strasburg;

his valise was seized. The Marquis de Louvois, desiring to give the King

the pleasure of himself opening these mysterious letters, handed him the

budget, the seals intact, and his Majesty thanked him for this attention.

These thanks were the last that that powerful minister was destined to

receive from his master; his star waned from that hour, never again to

recover its lustre; all his credit failed and crashed to the ground. This

correspondence--spied on with so much zeal, surprised and carried off

with such good fortune--informed the astonished monarch that, in the

Louvois family, in his house and circle, his royal character, his

manners, his affections, his tastes, his person, his whole life, were

derisively censured. The beloved son-in-law of the minister, speaking

with an open heart to his friends, who were travelling, and absent,

represented the King to them as a sort of country-gentleman, given up now

to the domestic and uniform life of the manor-house, more than ever

devoted to his dame bourgeoise, and making love ecstatically at the feet

of this young nymph of fifty seasons.

M. de la Roche-Guyon and M. de Liancourt, sons of La Rochefoucauld, who

expressed themselves with the same boldness, went so far as to say of

their ruler that he was but a stage and tinsel king. The son-in-law of

Louvois accused him of being most courageous in his gallery, but of

turning pale on the eve, and at the moment, of an action; and

D'Alincourt, son of Villeroi, carried his outrages further still. No one

knows better than myself how unjust these accusations were, and are. I

was sensible of the mortification such a reading must have caused to the

most sensitive, the most irritable of princes; but I rejoiced at the

humiliation that the lady in waiting felt for her share in this

unpardonable correspondence. The annoyance that I read for some days on

her handsome face consoled me, for the time being, for her great success

at my expense.

Madame la Princesse de Conti, whom the King, up to this time, had not

only cherished but adored, found also, in those documents, the term of

excessive favour. A letter from her to her husband said: "I have just

given myself a maid of honour, wishing to spare Madame de Maintenon the

trouble, or the pleasure, of giving me one herself."

She was summoned to Versailles, as she may very well have expected. The

King, paying no attention to her tears, said to her: "I believed in your

affection; I have done everything to deserve it; it is lamentable to me

to be unable to count on it longer. Your cruel letter is in Madame de

Maintenon's hands. She will let you read it again before committing it

to the fire, and I beg you to inform her what is the harm she has done

you."

"Madame," said Madame de Maintenon to her, when she saw her before her,

"when your amiable mother left this Court, where the slightest prosperity

attracts envy, I promised her to take some care of your childhood, and I

have kept my word.

"I have always treated you with gentleness and consideration; whence

proceeds your hate against me of to-day? Is your young heart capable of

it? I believed you to be a model of gratitude and goodness."

"Madame," replied the young Princess, weeping, "deign to pardon this

imprudence of mine and to reconcile me with the King, whom I love so

much."

"I have not the credit which you assume me to have," replied the lady in

waiting, coldly. "Except for the extreme kindness of the King you would

not be where you are, and you take it ill that I should be where I am! I

have neither desired nor solicited the arduous rank that I occupy; I need

resignation and obedience to support such a burden." Madame de Maintenon

resumed her work. The Princess, not daring to interrupt her silence,

made the bow that was expected of her and withdrew.

The Marquis de Louvois, when he read what his own son-in-law dared to

write of the monarch, grew pale and swooned away with grief. He cast

himself several times before the feet of his master, asking now the

punishment and now the pardon of a criminal and a madman.

"I believed myself to be loved by your family," cried the King. "What

must I do, then, to be loved? And, great God! with what a set I am

surrounded!"

All these things transpired. Soon we saw the father of the audacious De

Liancourt arrive like a man bereft of his wits. He ran to precipitate

himself at the feet of the King.

"M. de La Rochefoucauld," said the prince to him, "I was ignorant, until

this day, that I was lacking in what is called martial prowess; but I

shall at least have, on this occasion, the courage to despise the

slanderous slights of these presumptuous youths. Do not talk to me of

the submissions and regrets of your two sons, who are unworthy of you;

let them live as far away from me as possible; they do not deserve to

approach an honest man, such as their King."

The Prince de Turenne,

[The Prince de Turenne was in bad odour at Court ever since he had

separated Monseigneur from his young wife by exaggerating that Princess's

small failings.--MADAME DE MONTESPAN'S NOTE.]

son of the Duc de Bouillon, and Prince Eugene of Savoy, third or fourth

son of the Comtesse de Soissons (Olympe Mancini), had accompanied their

cousins De Conti on this knightly expedition; all these gentlemen

returned at the conclusion of the war, except Prince Eugene, a violent

enemy of the King.

This young Prince of the second branch, seeing his mother's disgrace

since the great affair of the poison, hated me mortally. He carried his

treachery so far as to attribute to me the misfortunes of Olympe, saying,

and publishing all over Paris, that I had incited accusers in order to be

able to deprive her forcibly of her superintendence. This post, which

had been sold to me for four hundred thousand francs, had been paid for

long since; that did not prevent Eugene from everywhere affirming the

contrary.

Since the flight or exile of his lady mother, he had taken it into his

head to dream of the episcopate, and to solicit Pere de la Chaise on the

subject. But the King, who does not like frivolous or absurd figures in

high offices, decided that a little man with a deformity would repel

rather than attract deference at a pinnacle of dignity of the priesthood.

Refused for the episcopate, M. de Soissons thought he might offer himself

as a colonel. His Majesty, who did not know the military ways of this

abbe, refused him anew, both as an abbe and as a hunchback, and as a

public libertine already degraded by his irregularities.

From all these refusals and mortifications there sprung his firm resolve

to quit France. He had been born there; he left all his family there

except his mother; he declared himself its undying enemy, and said

publicly in Germany that Louis XIV. would shed tears of blood for the

injury and the affront which he had offered him.

MM. de Conti, after the events in Hungary and at Vienna, returned to

France covered with laurels. They came to salute the King at Versailles.

His Majesty gave them neither a good nor a bad reception. The Princes

left the same day for Chantilly, where M. de Conde, their paternal

uncle, tried to curb their too romantic imaginations and guaranteed their

good behaviour in the future.

This life, sedentary or spent in hunting, began to weary them, when

overruling Providence was pleased to send them a diversion of the highest

importance. M. le Prince de Conti was seized suddenly with that burning

fever which announces the smallpox. Every imaginable care was useless;

he died of it and bequeathed, in spite of himself, a most premature and

afflicting widowhood to his young and charming spouse, who was not, till

long afterwards, let into the secret of his scandalous excesses.

M. de la Roche-sur-Yon, his only brother, was as distressed at his death

as though he had nothing to gain by it; he took immediately the name of

Conti, and doffed the other, which he had hitherto borne as a borrowed

title. The domain and county of La Roche-sur-Yon belongs to the Grande

Mademoiselle. She had been asked to make this condescension when the

young Prince was born. She agreed with a good grace, for the child, born

prematurely, did not seem likely to live.

CHAPTER XXXV.

Ninon at Court.--The King behind the Glass.--Anxiety of the Marquise on

the Subject of This Interview.--Visit to Madame de Maintenon.--Her Reply

and Her Ambiguous Promise.

Mademoiselle de l'Enclos is universally known in the world for the

agreeableness of her superior wit and her charms of face and person. When

Madame de Maintenon, after the loss of her father, arrived from

Martinique, she had occasion to make her acquaintance; and it seems that

it was Ninon who, seeing her debating between the offers of M. Scarron

and the cloister, succeeded in persuading her to marry the rich poet,

though he was a cripple, rather than to bury herself, so young, in a

convent of Ursulines or Bernardines, even were the convent in Paris.

At the death of the poet Scarron (who when he married, and when he died,

possessed only a life annuity), Mademoiselle d'Aubigne, once more in

poverty, found in Mademoiselle de l'Enclos a generous and persevering

friend, who at once offered her her house and table. Mademoiselle

d'Aubigne passed eight or ten months in the intimate society of this

philosophical woman. But her conscience, or her prudery, not permitting

her to tolerate longer a manner of life in which she seemed to detect

license, she quitted Ninon, advising her to renounce coquetry, whilst the

other was advising her to abandon herself to it.

There, where Madame Scarron found the tune of good society with wit, she

looked upon herself as in her proper sphere, as long as no open scandal

was brought to her notice. She consented still to remain her friend; but

the fear of passing for an approver or an accomplice prevented her from

remaining if there were any publicity. It was not exactly through her

scruples, it was through her vanity. I have had proof of this on various

occasions, and I have made no error.

The pretended amours of Mademoiselle d'Aubigne and the Marquis de

Villarceaux, Ninon's friend, are an invention of malicious envy. I

justified Madame Scarron on the matter before the King, when I asked her

for the education of the Princes; and having rendered her this justice,

from conviction rather than necessity, I shall certainly not charge her

with it to-day. Madame de Maintenon possesses a fund of philosophy which

she does not reveal nor confess to everybody. She fears God in the

manner of Socrates and Plato; and as I have seen her more than once make

game, with infinite wit, of the Abbe Gobelin, her confessor, who is a

pedant and avaricious, I am persuaded that she knows much more about it

than all these proud doctors in theology, and that she would be

thoroughly capable of confessing her confessor.

She had remained, then, the friend of Ninon, but at heart and in

recollection, without sending her news or seeing her again. Mademoiselle

de l'Enclos, rich, disinterested, and proud of her independent position,

learned with pleasure the triumph of her former friend, but without

writing to her or congratulating her. Ninon, by the consent of all those

who have come near her, is good-nature itself. One of her relations, or

friends, was a candidate for a vacant post as farmer-general, and

besought her to make some useful efforts for him.

"I have no one but Madame de Maintenon," she replied to this relation.

And the other said to her:

"Madame de Maintenon? It is as though you had the King himself!"

Mademoiselle de l'Enclos, trimming her pen with her trusty knife, wrote

to the lady in waiting an agreeable and polished letter, one of those

letters, careful without stiffness, that one writes, indulging oneself a

little with the intention of getting oneself read.

The letter of solicitation seemed so pretty to the lady in waiting that

she made the King peruse it.

"This is an excellent opportunity for me," said the prince at once, "to

see with my own eyes this extraordinary, person, of whom I have so long

heard talk. I saw her one day at the opera, but just when she was

getting into her carriage; and my incognito did not permit me to approach

her. She seemed to me small, but well made. Her carriage drove off like

a flash."

To meet this curiosity which the King displayed, it was agreed that

Madame de Maintenon, on the pretext of having a better consultation,

should summon Mademoiselle de l'Enclos to Versailles, and that in one of

the alcoves of the chapel she should be given a place which should put

her almost in front of his Majesty.

She arrived some minutes before mass. Madame de Maintenon received her

with marked attention, mingled with reserve, promised her support with

the ministers when the affair should be discussed, and made her promise

to pass the entire day, at Versailles, for the King was obliged to visit

the new gardens at Marly.

The time for mass being come, Madame de Maintenon said to the fair

Epicurean, with a smile: "You are one of us, are you not? The music will

be delicious in the chapel to-day; you will not have a moment of

weariness."

Ninon, meeting this slight reproach with a smile of propriety, replied

that she adored and respected everything which the monarch respected.

During the service, the King, tranquilly, secluded in his golden box,

could see and examine the lady at his leisure, without compromising

himself or embarrassing her by his gaze. As for her, her decent and

quite appropriate attitude merited for her the approval of her old

friend, of the King, and of the most critical eyes.

The monarch, in effect, departed, not for the Chateau of Marly, but for

Trianon; and hardly had he reached there before, in a little, very close

carriage, he was brought back to Versailles. He went up to Madame de

Maintenon's apartments by the little staircase in the Prince's Court, and

stole into the glass closet without being observed, except by a solitary

lackey.

The ladies, believing themselves to be alone and at liberty, talked

without ceremony or constraint, as though they had been but twenty years

old. The King was very much grieved at the things which were said, but

he heard, without losing a word, the following dialogue or interview:

NINON DE L'ENCLOS.--It is not my preservation which should surprise you,

since from morning to night I breathe that voluptuous air of independence

which refreshes the blood, and puts in play its circulation. I am

morally the same person whom you came to see in the pretty little house

in the Rue de Tournelles. My dressing-gown, as you well know, was my

preferred and chosen garb. To-day, as then, Madame la Marquise, I should

choose to place on my escutcheon the Latin device of the towns of San

Marino and Lucca,--Libertas. You have complimented me on my beauty; I

congratulate you upon yours, and I am surprised that you have so kept and

preserved it in the midst of the constraints and servitude that grandeur

and greatness involve.

MADAME DE MAINTENON.--At the commencement, I argued as you argue, and

believed that I should never get to the year's end without disgust.

Little by little I imposed silence upon my emotions and my regrets. A

life of great activity and occupation, by separating us, as it were, from

ourselves, extinguishes those exacting niceties, both of our proper

sensibility, and of our self-conceit. I remembered my sufferings, my

fears, and my privations after the death of that poor man;--[It was so

that she commonly spoke of her husband, Scarron.]--and since labour has

been the yoke imposed by God on every human being, I submitted with a

good grace to the respectable labour of education. Few teachers are

attached to their pupils; I attached myself to mine with tenderness, with

delight. It is true that it was my privilege to find the King's children

amiable and pretty, as few children are.

NINON DE L'ENCLOS.--From the most handsome and amiable man in the world

there could not come mediocre offspring. M. du Maine is your idol; the

King has given him his noble bearing, with his intelligence; and you have

inoculated him with your wit. Is it true that Madame de Montespan is no

longer your friend? That is a rumour which has credit in the capital;

and if the thing is true I regret it, and am sorry for you.

MADAME DE MAINTENON.--Madame de Montespan, as all Paris knows, obtained

my pension for me after the death of the Queen-mother. This service,

comparable with a favour, will always remain in my heart and my memory. I

have thanked her a thousand times for it, and I always shall thank her

for it. At the time when the young Queen of Portugal charged herself

with my fate and fortune, the Marquise, who had known me at the Hotel

d'Albret, desired to retain me in France, where she destined for me the

children of the King. I did what she desired; I took charge of his

numerous children out of respect for my benefactor, and attachment to

herself. To-day, when their first education is completed, and his

Majesty has recompensed me with the gift of the Maintenon estate, the

Marquise pretends that my role is finished, that I was wrong to let

myself be made lady in waiting, and that the recognition due to her

imposes an obligation on me to obey her in everything, and withdraw from

this neighbourhood.

NINON DE L'ENCLOS.--Absolutely

MADAME DE MAINTENON.--Yes, really, I assure you.

NINON DE L'ENCLOS.--A departure? An absolute retreat? Oh, it is too

much! Does she wish you, then, to resign your office?

MADAME DE MAINTINON.--I cannot but think so, mademoiselle.

NINON DE L'ENCLOS.--Speaking personally, and for my private satisfaction,

I should be enchanted to see you quit the Court and return to society.

Society is your element. You know it by heart; you have shone there, and

there you would shine again. On reappearing, you would see yourself

instantly surrounded by those delicate and (pardon the expression)

sensuous minds who applauded with such delight your agreeable stories,

your brilliant and solid conversation. Those pleasant, idle hours were

lost to us when you left us, and I shall always remember them. At the

Court, where etiquette selects our words, as it rules our attitudes, you

cannot be yourself; I must confess that frankly. You do not paint your

lovely face, and I am obliged to you for that, madame; but it is

impossible for you to refrain from somewhat colouring your discourse, not

with the King, perhaps, whose always calm gaze transparently reveals the

man of honour, but with those eminences, those grandeurs, those royal and

serene highnesses, whose artificial and factitious perfumes already

filled your chapel before the incense of the sacrifice had wreathed its

clouds round the high altar.

The King, suddenly showing himself, somewhat to the surprise of the

ladies, said: "I have long wished, mademoiselle, this unique and

agreeable opportunity for which I am indebted to Madame de Maintenon. Be

seated, I pray you, and permit 'my Highness', slightly perfumed though I

be, to enjoy for a moment your witty conversation and society. What! The

atmosphere does not meet with your approval, and, in order to have

madame's society, you desire to disgust her with it herself, and deprive

us of her?"

"Sire," answered Ninon, "I have not enough power or authority to render

my intentions formidable, and my long regrets will be excused, I hope,

since, if madame left Versailles, she would cause the same grief there

that she has caused us."

"One has one's detractors in every conceivable locality. If Madame de

Maintenon has met with one at Versailles she would not be exempt from

them anywhere else. At Paris, you would be without rampart or armour, I

like to believe; but deign to grant me this preference,--I can very well

protect my friends. I think the town is ill-informed, and that Madame de

Montespan has no interest in separating madame from her children, who are

also mine.

"You will greatly oblige me, mademoiselle, if you will adopt this opinion

and publish it in your society, which is always select, though it is so

numerous."

Then the King, passing to other subjects, brought up, of his own accord,

the place of farmer-general, which happened to be vacant; and he said to

Mademoiselle de l'Enclos: "I promise you this favour with pleasure, the

first which you have ever solicited of me, and I must beg you to address

yourself to Madame de Maintenon on every occasion when your relations or

yourself have something to ask from me. You must see clearly,

mademoiselle, that it is well to leave madame in this place, as an agent

with me for you, and your particular ambassadress."

I learnt all these curious details five or six days later from a young

colonel, related to me, to whom Mademoiselle de l'Enclos narrated her

admission and interview at Versailles. In reproducing the whole of this

scene, I have not altered the sense of a word; I have only sought to make

up for the charm which every conversation loses that is reported by a

third party who was not actually an eyewitness.

This confidence informed me that prejudices were springing up against me

in the mind of the favourite. I went to see her, as though my visit were

an ordinary one, and asked her what one was to think of Ninon's interview

with the King.

"Yes," she said, "his Majesty has for a long time past had a great desire

to see her, as a person of much wit, and of whom he has heard people

speak since his youth. He imagined her to have larger eyes, and

something a little more virile in her physiognomy. He was greatly, and,

I must say, agreeably surprised, to find that he had been deceived. 'One

can see eyes of far greater size,' his Majesty told me, 'but not more

brilliant, more animated or amiable. Her mouth, admirably moulded, is

almost as small as Madame de Montespan's. Her pretty, almost round face

has something Georgian about it, unless I am mistaken. She says, and

lets you understand, everything she likes; she awaits your replies

without interruption; her contradictions preserve urbanity; she is

respectful without servility; her pleasant voice, although not of silver,

is none the less the voice of a nymph. In conclusion, I am charmed with

her.'"

"Does she believe me hostile to your prosperity, my dear Marquise?" I

said at once to Madame de Maintenon, who seemed slightly confused, and

answered: "Mademoiselle de l'Enclos is not personally of that opinion;

she had heard certain remarks to that effect in the salons of the town;

and I have given her my most explicit assurance that, if you should ever

cease to care for me, my inclination and my gratitude would be none the

less yours, madame, so long as I should live."

"You owe me those sentiments," I resumed, with a trifle too much fire; "I

have a right to count on them. But it is most painful to me, I confess,

after having given all my youth to the King, to see him now cool down,

even in his courtesy. The hours which he used to pass with me he gives

to you, and it is impossible that this innovation should not seem

startling here, since all Paris is informed of it, and Mademoiselle de

l'Enclos has discussed it with you."

"I owe everything that I am to the goodness of the King," she answered

me. "Would you have me, when he comes to me, bid him go elsewhere, to

you or somebody else, it matters not?"

"No, but I should be glad if your countenance did not, at such a moment,

expand like a sunflower; I should like you, at the risk of somewhat

belying yourself, to have the strength to moderate and restrain that vein

of talk and conversation of which you have given yourself the supremacy

and monopoly; I wish you had the generosity to show, now and again, less

wit. This sort of regime and abstinence would not destroy you off-hand,

and the worst that could result to you from it would be to pass in his

eyes for a woman of a variable and intermittent wit; what a great

calamity!"

"Ah, madame, what is it you suggest!" the lady in waiting replied to me,

almost taking offence. "I have never been eccentric or singular with any

one in the world, and you want me to begin with my King! It cannot be, I

assure you! Suggest to me reasonable and possible things, and I will

enter into all your views with all my heart and without hesitation."

This reply shocked me to the point of irritation.

"I believed you long to be a simple and disinterested soul," I said to

her, "and it was in this belief that I gave you my cordial affection. Now

I read your heart, and all your projects are revealed to me. You are not

only greedy of respect and consideration, you are ambitious to the point

of madness. The King's widowhood has awakened all your wild dreams; you

confided to me fifteen years ago that the soothsayer of the Marechale

d'Albret had predicted for you a sceptre and a crown."

At these words, the governess made me a sign to lower my voice, and said

to me, with an accent of candour and good faith, which it is impossible

for me to forget: "I confided to you at the time that puerility of

society, just as the Marechale and the Marshal (without believing it)

related it to all France. But this prognostication need not alarm you,

madame," she added; "a King like ours is incapable of such an

extravagance, and if he were to determine on it, it would not have my

countenance nor approval.

"I do not think that thus far I have passed due limits; the granddaughter

of a great noble, of a first gentleman of the chamber, I have been able

to become a lady in waiting without offending the eyes; but the lady in

waiting will never be Queen, and I give you my permission to insult me

publicly when I am."

Such was this conversation, to which I have not added a word. We shall

see soon how Madame de Maintenon kept her word to me, and if I am not

right in owing her a grudge for this promise with a double meaning, with

which it was her caprice to decoy me by her shuffling.

CHAPTER XXXVI.

Birth of the Duc d'Anjou.--The Present to the Mother.--The Casket of

Patience.--Departure of the King for the Army.--The King Turns a Deaf

Ear.--How That Concerns Madame de Maintenon.--The Prisoner of the

Bastille.--The Danger of Caricatures.--The Administrative

Thermometer.--Actors Who Can neither Be Applauded nor Hissed.--Relapse of

the Prisoner.--Scarron's Will.--A Fine Subject for Engraving.--Madame de

Maintenon's Opinion upon the Jesuits.--The Audience of the Green

Salon.--Portions from the Refectory.--Madame de Maintenon's Presence of

Mind.--I Will Make You Schoolmaster.

Madame la Dauphine, greatly pleased with her new position, in that she

represented the person of the Queen, had already given birth to M. le Duc

de Bourgogne; she now brought into the world a second son, who was at

once entitled Duc d'Anjou. The King, to thank her for this gift, made

her a present of an oriental casket, which could only be opened by a

secret spring, and that not before one had essayed it for half an hour.

Madame la Dauphine found in it a superb set of pearls and four thousand

new louis d'or. As she had no generosity in her heart, she bestowed no

bounties on her entourage. The King this year made an expedition to

Flanders. Before getting into his carriage he came and passed half an

hour or forty minutes with me, and asked me if I should not go and pass

the time of his absence at the Petit-Bourg.

"At Petit-Bourg and at Bourbon," I answered, "unless you allow me to

accompany you." He feigned not to have heard me, and said: "Lauzun, who,

eleven or twelve years ago, refused the baton of a marshal of France,

asks to accompany me into Flanders as aide-de-camp. Purge his mind of

such ideas, and give him to understand that his part is played out with

me."

"What business is it of mine," I asked with vivacity, "to teach M. de

Lauzun how to behave? Let Madame de Maintenon charge herself with these

homilies; she is in office, and I am there no longer."

These words troubled the King; he said to me:

"You will do well to go to Bourbon until my return from Flanders."

He left on the following day, and the same day I took my departure. I

went to spend a week at my little convent of Saint Joseph, where the

ladies, who thought I was still in favour, received me with marks of

attention and their accustomed respect. On the third day, the prioress,

announcing herself by my second waiting-woman, came to present me with a

kind of petition or prayer, which, I confess, surprised me greatly, as I

had never commissioned any one to practise severity in my name.

A man, detained at the Bastille for the last twelve years, implored me in

this document to have compassion on his sufferings, and to give orders

which would strike off his chains and irons.

"My intention," he said, "was not, madame, to offend or harm you. Artists

are somewhat feather-headed, and I was then only twenty." This petition

was signed "Hathelin, prisoner of State." I had my horses put in my

carriage at once, and betook myself to the chateau of the Bastille, the

Governor of which I knew.

When I set foot in this formidable fortress, in spite of myself I

experienced a thrill of terror.

The attentions of public men are a thermometer, which, instead of our own

notions, is very capable of letting us know the just degree of our

favour. The Governor of the Bastille, some months before, would have

saluted me with his artillery; perhaps he still received me with a

certain ceremony, but without putting any ardour into his politeness, or

drawing too much upon himself. In such circumstances one must see

without regarding these insults of meanness, and, by a contrivance of

distraction, escape from vile affronts. The object of my expedition

being explained, the Governor found on his register that poor Hathelin,

aged thirty-two to thirty-four years, was an engraver by profession. The

lieutenant-general of police had arrested him long ago for a comic or

satirical engraving on the subject of M. le Marquis de Montespan and the

King.

I desired to see Hathelin, quite determined to ask his pardon for all his

sufferings, with which I was going to occupy myself exclusively until I

was successful. The Governor, a man all formality and pride, told me

that he had not the necessary authority for this communication; I was

obliged to return to my carriage without having tranquillised my poor

captive.

The same evening I called upon the lieutenant-general of police, and,

after having eloquently pleaded the cause of this forgotten young man, I

discovered that there was no 'lettre de cachet' to his prejudice, and

procured his liberation.

He came to pay his respects and thanks to me, in my parlour at Saint

Joseph, on the very day of his liberation. He seemed to me much younger

than his age, which astonished me greatly after his misfortunes. I gave

him six thousand francs, in order to indemnify him slightly for that

horrible Bastille. At first he hesitated to take them.

"Let your captivity be a lesson to you," I said to him; "the affairs of

kings do not concern us. When such actors occupy the scene, it is

permissible neither to applaud nor to hiss."

Hathelin promised me to be good, and for the future to concern himself

only with his graver and his private business. He wished me a thousand

good wishes, with an expansion of heart which caused his tears and mine

to flow. But artists are not made like other men; he, for all his good

heart, was gifted with one of those ardent imaginations which make

themselves critics and judges of notable personages, and, above all, of

favourites of fortune. Barely five or six months had elapsed when

Hathelin published a new satirical plate, in which Madame de Maintenon

was represented as weeping, or pretending to weep, over the sick-bed of

M. Scarron. The dying man was holding an open will in his hand, in which

one could read these words: "I leave you my permission to marry again--a

rich and serious man--more so than I am."

The print had already been widely distributed when the engraver and his

plate were seized. This time Hathelin had not the honour of the

Bastille; he was sent to some depot. And although his action was

absolutely fresh and unknown to me, all Paris was convinced that I had

inspired his unfortunate talent. Madame de Maintenon was convinced of

it, and believes it still. The King has done me the honour to assure me

lately that he had banished the idea from his mind; but he was so

persuaded of it at first that he could not pardon me for so black an

intrigue, and, but for the fear of scandal, would have hanged the

engraver, Hathelin, in order to provide my gentlemen, the engravers, with

a subject for a fine plate.

About the same time, the Jesuits caused Madame de Maintenon a much more

acute pain than that of the ridiculous print. She endured this blow with

her accustomed courage; nevertheless, she conceived such a profound

aversion to the leaders of this ever-restless company, that she has never

been seen in their churches, and was at the greatest pains to rob them of

the interior of Saint Cyr. "They are men of intrigue," she said to

Madame de Montchevreuil, her friend and confidante. "The name of Jesus

is always in their mouths, he is in their solemn device, they have taken

him for their banner and namesake; but his candour, his humility are

unknown to them. They would like to order everything that exists, and

rule even in the palaces of kings. Since they have the privilege and

honour of confessing our monarch, they wish to impose the same bondage

upon me. Heaven preserve me from it! I do not want rectors of colleges

and professors to direct my unimportant conscience. I like a confessor

who lets you speak, and not those who put words into your mouth."

With the intention of mortifying her and then of being able to publish

the adventure, they charged one of their instruments to seek her out at

Versailles in order to ask an audience of her, not as a Jesuit, but as a

plain churchman fallen upon adversity.

The petition of this man having been admitted, he received a printed form

which authorised him to appear before madame at her time of good works,

for she had her regular hours for everything. He was introduced into the

great green salon, which was destined, as one knows, for this kind of

audience. There were many people present, and before all this company

this old fox thus unfolded himself:

"Madame, I bless the Sovereign Dispenser of all things for what he has

done for you; you have merited his protection from your tenderest youth.

When, after your return from Martinique, you came to dwell in the little

town of Niort, with your lady mother, I saw you often in our Jesuit

church, which was at two paces from your house. Your modesty, your

youth, your respectful tenderness towards Madame la Baronne d'Aubigne,

your excellent mother, attracted the attention of our community, who saw

you every day in the temple with a fresh pleasure, as you can well

imagine. Madame la Baronne died; and we learnt that those tremendous

lawsuits with the family not having been completed before her death, she

left you, and M. Charles, your brother, in the most frightful poverty. At

that news, our Fathers (who are so charitable, so compassionate) ordered

me to reserve every day, for the two young orphans, two large portions

from the refectory, and to bring them to you myself in your little

lodging.

"To-day, being no longer, owing to my health, in the congregation of the

Jesuit Fathers, I should be glad to obtain a place conformable with my

ancient occupations. My good angel has inspired me with the thought,

madame, to come and solicit your powerful protection and your good

graces."

Madame de Maintenon, having sustained this attack with fortitude, and it

was not without vigour, replied to the petitioner: "I have had the honour

of relating to his Majesty, not so very long ago, the painful and

afflicting circumstance which you have just recalled to me. Your

companions, for one fortnight, were at the pains to send to my little

brother and to me a portion of their food. Our relations; who enjoyed

all our property, had reduced us to indigence. But, as soon as my

position was ameliorated, I sent fifteen hundred francs to the Reverend

Father Superior of the Jesuits for his charities. That manner of

reimbursement has not acquitted me, and I could not see an unfortunate

man begging me for assistance without remembering what your house once

did for me. I do not remember your face, monsieur, but I believe your

simple assertion. If you are in holy orders I will recommend you to the

Archbishop of Rouen, who will find you a place suitable for you. Are you

in holy orders?"

"No, madame," replied the ex-Jesuit; I was merely a lay brother."

"In that case," replied the Marquise, "we can offer you a position as

schoolmaster; and the Jesuit Fathers, if they have any esteem for you,

should have rendered you this service, for they have the power to do

that, and more."

BOOK 7.

CHAPTER XXXVII

The King Takes Luxembourg Because It Is His Will.--Devastation of the

Electorate of Treves.--The Marquis de Louvois.--His Portrait.--The

Marvels Which He Worked.--The Le Tellier and the Mortemart.--The King

Destines De Mortemart to a Colbert.--How One Manages Not to Bow.--The

Dragonades.--A Necessary Man.--Money Makes Fat.--Meudon.--The Horoscope.

This journey to Flanders did not keep the King long away from his

capital. And, withal, he made two fine and rich conquests, short as the

space of time was. The important town of Luxembourg was necessary to

him. He wanted it. The Marechal de Crequi invested this place with an

army of thirty thousand men, and made himself master of it at the end of

a week.

Immediately after the King marched to the Electorate of Treves, which had

belonged, he said, to the former kingdom of Austrasia. He had no trouble

in mastering it, almost all the imperial forces being in Hungary,

Austria, and in those cantons where the Ottomans had called for them. The

town of Treves humbly recognised the King of France as its lord and

suzerain. Its fine fortifications were levelled at once, and our

victories were, unhappily, responsible for the firing, pillage, and

devastation of almost the whole Electorate. For the Duke of Crequi,

faithful executor of the orders of Louvois, imagined that a sovereign is

only obeyed when he proves himself stern and inflexible.

In the first years of my favour, the Marquis de Louvois enjoyed my entire

confidence, and, I must admit, my highest esteem. Independently of his

manners, which are, when he wishes, those of the utmost amiability, I

remarked in him an industrious and indefatigable minister, an intelligent

man, as well instructed in the mass as in details; a mind fertile in

resources, means, and expedients; an administrator, a jurist, a

theologian, a man of letters and of affairs, an artist, an agriculturist,

a soldier.

Loving pleasure, yet knowing how to despise it in favour of the needs of

the State and the care of affairs, this minister concentrated in his own

person all the other ministries, which moved only by his impulse and

guiding hand.

Did the King, followed by his whole Court, arrive in fearful weather by

the side of some vast and swollen river, M. de Louvois, alighting from

his carriage, would sweep the horizon with a single glance. He would

designate on the spot the farms, granaries, mills, and chateaux necessary

to the passage of a fastidious king on his travels. A general repast,

appropriate and sufficient, issued at his voice as it had been from the

bowels of the earth. An abundance of mattresses received provisionally

the more or less delicate forms, stretched out in slumber or fatigue. And

in the depth of the night, by the light of a thousand flaring torches, a

vast bridge, constructed hastily, in spite of wind and rain, permitted

the royal carriage and the host of other vehicles to cross the stream,

and find on the further bank succulent dishes and voluptuous apartments.

This prodigious energy, which created results by pulverising obstacles,

had rendered the minister not only agreeable but precious to a young

sovereign, who, unable to tolerate delays and resistance, desired in all

things to attain and succeed. The King, without looking too closely at

the means, loved the results which were the consequences of such a

genius, and he rewarded with a limitless confidence the intrepid and

often culpable zeal of a minister who procured him hatred.

When the passions of the conqueror, owing to success, grew calm, he

studied more tranquilly both his own desires and his coadjutor's. The

King by nature is neither inhuman nor savage, and he knew that Louvois

was like Phalaris in these points. Then he was at as much pains to

repress this unpopular humour as he had shown indifference before in

allowing it to act.

The Marquis de Louvois (who did not like me) had lavished his incense

upon me, in order that some fumes of it might float up to the prince. He

saw me beloved and, as it were, almost omnipotent; he sought my alliance

with ardour. The family of Le Tellier is good enough for a judicial and

legal family; but what bonds are there between the Louvois and the

Mortemart? No matter: ambition puts a thick bandage over the eyes of

those whom it inspires; the Marquis wished to marry his daughter to my

nephew, De Mortemart!!!

I communicated this proposition to the King. His Majesty said to me: "I

am delighted that he has committed the grave fault of approaching any one

else than me about this marriage. Answer him, if you please, that it is

my province alone to marry the daughters, and even the sons of my

ministers. Louvois has thus far helped me to spend enormous sums. M.

Colbert has assisted me to heap up treasure. It is for one of the

Colberts that I destine your nephew; for I have made up my mind that the

three sisters shall be duchesses."

In effect, his Majesty caused this marriage; and the Marquis de Louvois

had the jaundice over it for more than a fortnight.

Since that time his assiduities have been enlightened. He puts respect

into his reverences; and when our two coachmen carried our equipages past

each other on the same, road, he read some documents in order to avoid

saluting me.

In the affair of the Protestants, he caused what was at first only

anxiety, religious zeal, and distrust to turn into rebellion. In order

to make himself necessary, he proposed his universal and permanent

patrols and dragoons. He caused certain excesses to be committed in

order to raise a cry of disorder; and a measure which could have been

effective without ceasing to be paternal became, in his hands, an

instrument of dire persecution.

Madame de Maintenon, having learnt that Louvois, to exonerate himself,

was secretly designating her as the real author of these rigorous and

lamentable counsels, made complaint of it to the King, and publicly

censured his own brother, who, in order to make himself agreeable to the

Jesuits, to Bossuet, and to Louvois, had made himself a little hero in

his provincial government.

The great talents of M. de Louvois, and the difficulty of replacing him,

became his refuge and safeguard. But, from the moment that he no longer

received the intimate confidence of the King, and the esteem of the lady

in waiting who sits upon the steps of the throne, he can only look upon

himself at Versailles as a traveller with board and lodging.

His revenues are incalculable. The people, seeing his enormous

corpulence, maintain, or pretend, that he is stuffed with gold. His

general administration of posts alone is worth a million. His other

offices are in proportion.

His chateau of Meudon-Fleury, a magical and quite ideal site, is the

finest pleasure-house that ever yet the sun shone on. The park and the

gardens are in the form of an amphitheatre, and are, in my opinion,

sublime, in a far different way from those of Vaux. M. Fouquet,

condemned to death, in punishment for his superb chateau, died slowly in

prison; the Marquis de Louvois will not, perhaps, die in a stronghold;

but his horoscope has already warned that minister to be prepared for

some great adversity. He knows it; sometimes he is concerned about it;

and everything leads one to believe that he will come to a bad end. He

has done more harm than people believe.

CHAPTER XXXVIII.

The Reformed Religion and Painting on Enamel--Petitot and

Heliogabalus.--Theological Discussion with the Marquise.--The King's

Intervention.--Louis XIV. Renders His Account to the Christian and Most

Christian Painter.--The King's Word Is Not to Be Resisted.--Revocation of

the Edict of Nantes.

At the moment when the first edicts, were issued against the public

exercise of the Reformed Religion, the famous and incomparable Petitot,

refusing all the supplications of France and of Europe, executed for me,

in my chateau of Clagny, five infinitely precious portraits, upon which

it was his caprice only to work alternately, and which still demanded

from him a very great number of sittings. One of these five portraits

was that of the King, copied from that great and magnificent picture of

Mignard, where he was represented at the age of twenty, in the costume of

a Greek hero, in all the lustre of his youth. His Majesty had given me

this little commission for more than a year, and I desired, with all my

heart, to be able soon to fulfil his expectation. He destined this

miniature for the Emperor of China or the Sultan.

I went to see M. Petitot at Clagny. When he saw me he came to me with a

wrathful air, and, presenting me his unfinished enamel, he said to me:

"Here, madame, is your Greek hero; his new edicts finish us, but, as for

me, I shall not finish him. With the best intentions in the world, and

all the respect that is due to him, my just resentment would pass into my

brush; I should give him the traits of Heliogabalus, which would probably

not delight him."

"Do you think so, monsieur?" said I to my artist. "Is it thus you speak

of the King, our master,--of a King who has affection for you, and has

proved it to: you so many times?"

"My memory, recalls to me all that his munificence: has done for my

talent in a thousand instances," went on the painter; "but his edicts,

his cruel decrees, have upset my heart, and the persecutor of the true

Christians no longer merits my consideration or good-will."

I had been ignorant hitherto of the faith which this able man professed;

he informed me that he worshipped God in another fashion than ours, and

made common cause with the Protestants.

"Well," said I to him then, "what have you to complain of in the new

edicts and decrees? They only concern, so far, your ministers,--I should

say, your priests; you are not one, and are never likely to be; what do

these new orders of the Council matter to you?"

"Madame," resumed Petitot, "our ministers, by preaching the holy gospel,

fulfil the first of their duties. The King forbids them to preach; then,

he persecutes them and us. In the thousand and one religions which

exist, the cause of the priests and the sanctuary becomes the cause of

the faithful. Our priests are not imbecile Trappists and Carthusians, to

be reduced to inaction and silence. Since their tongues are tied, they

are resolved to depart; and their departure becomes an exile which it is

our duty to share. If you will entrust me with your portraits which have

been commenced, with the exception of that of Heliogabalus, I will finish

them in a hospitable land, and shall have the honour of sending them to

you, already fired and in all their perfection."

Petitot, until this political crisis, had only exhibited himself to me

beneath an appearance of simplicity and good-nature. Now his whole face

was convulsed and almost threatening; when I looked at him he made me

afraid. I did not amuse myself by discussing with him matters upon which

we were, both of us, more or less ignorant. I did all that could be done

to introduce a little calm into his superstitious head, and to gain the

necessary time for the completion of my five portraits. I was careful

not to confide to the King this qualification of Heliogabalus; but as his

intervention was absolutely necessary to me, I persuaded him to come and

spend half an hour at this chateau of Clagny, which he had deserted for a

long time past.

"Your presence," I said to him, "will perhaps take the edge off the

theological irritation of your fanatical painter. A little royal

amenity, a little conversation and blandishment, a la Louis XIV., will

seduce his artistic vanity. At the cost of that, your portrait, Sire,

will be terminated. It would not be without."

The surprise of his Majesty was extreme when he had to learn and

comprehend that the prodigious talent of Petitot was joined to a Huguenot

conscience, and this talent spoke of expatriating itself. "I will go to

Clagny to-morrow," replied the prince to me; and he went there, in fact,

accompanied by the Marquise de Montchevreuil and Madame la Dauphine, in

an elaborate neglige.

"Good-day, Monsieur Petitot," said the monarch to our artist, who rose on

seeing him enter. "I come to contemplate your new masterpieces. Is my

little miniature near completion?"

"Sire," replied Petitot, "it will not be for another six weeks. All

these affairs and decrees have deprived me of many hours; my heart is

heavy over it!"

"And why do you busy yourself with these discussions, with which your

great talent has no concern?" said the King to him, gently.

"Sire, it is my religion that is more concerned than ever. I am a

Christian, and my law is dear to me."

"And I am Most Christian," answered his Majesty, smiling. "I profess the

religion, I keep the law that your ancestors and mine kept before the

Reformation."

"Sire, this reform has been adopted by a great number of monarchs,--a

proof that the Reformation is not the enemy of kings, as is said."

"Yes, in the case of wise and honest men like yourself, my good friend

Petitot; but just as all your brothers have not your talents, so they

have not your rectitude and loyalty, which are known to me."

"Sire, your Majesty overwhelms me; but I beg you to be persuaded that my

brothers have been calumniated."

"Yes, if one is to accuse them in the mass, my dear Petitot; but there

are spoil-alls amongst your theologians; intercepted correspondences

depose to it. The allied princes, having been unable to crush me by

their invasions and artillery, have recourse to internal and clandestine

manoeuvres. Having failed to corrupt my soldiers, they have essayed to

corrupt my clergy, as they did at Montauban and La Rochelle, in the days

of Cardinal Richelieu."

"Sire, do not believe in any such manoeuvres; all your subjects love and

admire you, whatever be their faith and communion."

"Petitot, you are an admirable painter and a most worthy man. Do not

answer me, I beg you. If I believed you had as much genius and aptitude

for great affairs as for the wonders of the brush, I would make you a

Counsellor of State on the instant, and a half-hour spent with me and my

documents and papers of importance would be sufficient to make you

believe and think as I do touching what has been discussed between us.

Madame de Montespan, in great alarm, has told me that you wished to leave

me. You leave me, my good friend! Where will you find a sky so pure and

soft as the sky of France? Where will you find a King more tenderly

attached to men of merit, more particularly, to my dear and illustrious

Petitot?"

At these words, pronounced with emotion, the artist felt the tears come

into his eyes. He bent one knee to the ground, respectfully kissed the

hand of the monarch, and promised to complete his portrait immediately.

He kept his word to us. The King's miniature and my four portraits were

finished without hesitation or postponement; and Petitot also consented

to copy, for his Majesty, a superb Christine of Sweden, a full-length

picture, painted by Le Bourdon. But at the final revocation of the Edict

of Nantes, he thought his conscience, or rather his vanity, compromised,

and quitted France, although the King offered to allow him a chaplain of

his communion, and a dispensation from all the oaths, to Petitot himself,

to Boyer, his brother-in-law, and the chaplain whom they had retained

with them.

CHAPTER XXXIV.

Lovers' Vows.--The Body-guards.--Racine's Phedre.--The

Pit.--Allusions.--The Duel.--M. de Monclar.--The Cowled Spy.--He Escapes

with a Fright.--M. de Monclar in Jersey.--Gratitude of the

Marquise.--Happy Memory.

Lovers, in the effervescence of their passion, exaggerate to themselves

the strength and intensity of their sentiments. The momentary, pleasure

that this agreeable weakness causes them to feel, brings them, in spite

of themselves, to promise a long duration of it, so that they swear

eternal fidelity, a constancy, proof against all, two days after that one

which shone on their most recent infidelity. I had seen the King neglect

and abandon the amiable La Valliere, and I listened to him none the less

credulously and confidently when he said to me: "Athenais, we have been

created for each other: if Heaven were suddenly to deprive me of the

Queen, I would have your marriage dissolved, and, before the altar and

the world, join your destiny, to mine."

Full of these fantastic ideas, in which my, hope and desire and credulity

were centred, I had accepted those body-guards of state who never left my

carriage. The poor Queen had murmured: I had disdained her murmurs. The

public had manifested its disapproval: I had hardened myself and fought

against the insolent opinion of that public. I could not renounce my

chimera of royalty, based on innumerable probabilities, and I used my

guards in anticipation, and as a preliminary.

One of them, one day, almost lost his life in following my carriage,

which went along like a whirlwind. His horse fell on the high road to

Versailles; his thigh was broken, and his body horribly bruised. I

descended from my carriage to see after him. I confided him, with the

most impressive recommendations, to the physician or surgeon of Viroflai,

who lavished on him his attentions, his skill and zeal, and who sent him

back quite sound after a whole month of affectionate care.

The young Baron de Monclar (such was the name of this guard) thought

himself happy in having merited my favour by this accident, and he

remained sincerely and finally attached to me.

At the time of the temporary triumph of Mademoiselle de Fontanges, the

spell which was over my eyes was dissipated. The illusions of my youth

were lost, and I saw, at last, the real distance which divided me from

the steps of the throne. The health of a still youthful Queen seemed to

me as firm and unalterable then as it appeared to me weak and uncertain

before. The inconstancy of the monarch warned me of what might be still

in store for me, and I resolved to withdraw myself, voluntarily and with

prudence, within the just limits of my power.

M. le Prince de Luxembourg was one of my friends, and in command; I

begged him to send me his guards no longer, but to reserve them for the

reigning divinity, who had already more than once obtained them.

In these latter days, that is to say, since the eminent favour of the

lady in waiting, having become the friend, and no longer the spouse of

the prince, I frequently retired from this sight, so repugnant to me, and

went and passed entire weeks at Paris, where the works on my large hotel,

that had been suspended for divers reasons, were being resumed.

A debutante, as beautiful as she was clever, was drawing the entire

capital to the Comedie Francaise. She obtained especial applause in the

difficult part of Phedre. My friends spoke marvels of it, and wished to

take me there with them. Their box was engaged. We arrived as the

curtain was going up. As I took my seat I noticed a certain stir in the

orchestra and pit. The majority of glances were directed at my box, in

which my apparition had attracted curiosity. I carried my fan to my

face, under the pretext of the excessive glow of the lights. Immediately

several voices were to be heard: "Take away the fan, if you please." The

young and foolish applauded this audacity; but all the better part

disapproved.

The actress mentioned came on the scene and brought the incident to an

end. Although deeply moved by what had occurred, I paid great attention

to the magnificent part of Phedre, which often excited my admiration and

profound pity. At some passages, which every one knows by heart, two or

three insolent persons abandoned themselves to a petty war of allusions,

and accenting these aggressive phrases with their applause, succeeded in

directing general attention to me. Officers of the service noticed this

beginning of disorder, and probably were concerned at my embarrassment.

Some Gardes Francais were called within the barrier of the parterre in

order to restrain the disturbers. Suddenly a very lively quarrel broke

out in the centre. Two young men with great excitement had come to

blows, and soon we saw them sally forth with the openly expressed

intention of settling their quarrel on the field.

Was it my name, or a contest as to the talent of the actress, which

caused this commotion? My nephew, De Mortemart, was concerned for me,

and the Comte de Marcilly assured us that all these wrangles were solely

with regard to the wife of Theseus.

Between the two pieces our company learnt that a gentleman from the

provinces had insulted my name, and a body-guard, out of uniform, had

taken this insult for himself; they had gone out to have an explanation.

The following day a religious minim of the House of Chaillot came to

inform me of the state of affairs. The Baron de Monclar, of the

body-guards of the King, had taken sanctuary in their monastery, after

having killed, in lawful duel, beneath the outer walls of the Bois du

Boulogne, the imprudent young man who, the night before, at the play, had

exposed me to the censure of the public. M. de Monclar was quite

prepared for the inflexible severity of the King, as well as for the

uselessness of my efforts. He only begged me to procure him a disguise

of a common sort, so that he might immediately embark from the

neighbourhood of Gainville or Bordeaux, and make for England or Spain;

every moment was precious.

The sad position in which M. de Monclar had put himself in my behalf

filled me with sorrow. I gave a long sigh, and dried my first tears. I

racked my sick and agitated head for the reply I ought to make to the

good monk, and, to my great astonishment, my mind, ordinarily so prompt

and active, suggested and offered me no suitable plan. This indecision,

perhaps, rendered the worthy ambassador impatient and humiliated me;

when, to end it, I made up my mind to request that M. de Monclar be

secretly transferred from the House of Chaillot to my dwelling, where I

should have time and all possible facilities to take concert with him as

to the best means of action.

Suddenly raising my eyes to the monk of Chaillot, I surprised in his a

ferocious look of expectation. This horrible discovery unnerved me,--I

gave a cry of terror; all my lackeys rushed in. I ordered the traitor to

be seized and precipitated from the height of my balcony into the

gardens. His arms were already bound ruthlessly, and my people were

lifting him to throw him down, when he eluded their grasp, threw himself

at my feet, and confessed that his disguise was assumed with the intent

to discover the sanctuary of the Baron de Monclar, the assassin of his

beloved brother. "It is asserted, madame," added this man, rising, "that

the Baron is confided to the Minim Fathers of Chaillot. I imagined that

you were informed of it, and that by this means my family would succeed

in reaching him."

"If he has killed the nobody who yesterday insulted me so unjustly," I

said then to this villain who was ready for death, "he has done a

virtuous act, but one which I condemn. I condemn it because of the law

of the Prince, which is formal, and because of the dire peril into which

he has run; for that my heart could almost praise and thank him. I was

ignorant of his offence; I am ignorant of his place of refuge. Whoever

you may be,--the agent of a family in mourning, or of a magistrate who

forgets what is due to me,--leave my house before my wrath is rekindled.

Depart, and never forget what one gains by putting on the livery of

deceit in order to surprise and betray innocence."

My people conducted this unworthy man to the outer gate, and refused to

satisfy some prayers which he addressed to them to be released from his

disagreeable bonds. The public, with its usual inconsequence, followed

the monk with hooting, without troubling as to whether it were abusing a

vile spy or a man of worth.

We waited for a whole month without receiving any news of our guard. At

last he wrote to me from the island of Jersey, where he had been cast by

a storm. I despatched the son of my intendant, who knew him perfectly; I

sent him a letter of recommendation to his Majesty the King of England,

who had preserved me in his affections, and to those matters of pure

obligation, which I could not refrain from without cruelty, I added a

present of a hundred thousand livres, which was enough to furnish an

honourable condition for my noble and generous cavalier in the land of

exile.

The humour of my heart is of the kind which finishes by forgetting an

injury and almost an outrage; but a service loyally rendered is graven

upon it in uneffaceable characters, and when (at the solicitation of the

King of England) our monarch shall have pardoned M. de Monclar, I will

search all through Paris to find him a rich and lovely heiress, and will

dower him myself, as his noble conduct and my heart demand.

I admire great souls as much as I loathe ingratitude and villainy.

CHAPTER XL.

Parallel between the Diamond and the Sun.--Taste of the Marquise for

Precious Stones.--The King's Collection of Medals.--The Crown of

Agrippina.--The Duchess of York.--Disappointment of the Marquise.--To

Lend Is Not to Give.--The Crown Well Guarded.--Fright of the

Marquise.--The Thief Recognised.--The Marquise Lets Him Hang.--The

Difference between Cromwell and a Trunkmaker.--Delicate

Restitutions.--The Bourbons of Madame de Montespan.

The diamond is, beyond contradiction, the most beautiful creation of the

hands of God, in the order of inanimate objects. This precious stone, as

durable as the sun, and far more accessible than that, shines with the

same fire, unites all its rays and colours in a single facet, and

lavishes its charms, by night and day, in every clime, at all seasons;

whilst the sun appears only when it so pleases; sometimes shining,

sometimes misty, and shows itself off with innumerable pretensions.

From my tenderest childhood, I was notable amongst all my brothers and

sisters for my distinct fondness for precious stones and diamonds. I have

made a collection of them worthy of the Princes of Asia; and if my whole

fortune were to fail me to-day, my pearls and diamonds, being left to me,

would still give me opulence. The King, by a strange accident, shares

this taste with me. He has in his third closet two huge pedestals,

veneered in rosewood, and divided within, like cabinets of coins, into

several layers. It is there that he has conveyed, one by one, all the

finest diamonds of the Crown. He consecrates to their examination, their

study, and their homage, the brief moments that his affairs leave him.

And when, by his ambassadors, he comes to discover some new apparition of

this kind in Asia or Europe, he does all that is possible to distance his

competitors.

When he loved me with a tender love, I had only to wish and I obtained

instantly all that could please me, in rare pearls, in superfine

brilliants, sapphires, emeralds, and rubies. One day, his Majesty

allowed me to carry home the famous crown of Agrippina, executed with

admirable art, and formed of eight sprays of large brilliants handsomely

mounted. This precious object occupied me for several days in

succession, and the more I examined the workmanship, the more I marvelled

at its lightness and excellence, which was so great that our jewellers,

compared with those of Nero and Agrippina, were as artisans and workmen.

The King, having never spoken to me again of this ornament, I persuaded

myself that he had made me a present of it,--a circumstance which

confirmed me in the delusions of my hope. I thought then that I ought

not to leave in its light case an article of such immense value, and

ordered a strong and solid casket in which to enshrine my treasure.

The imperial crown having been encased and its clasps well adjusted by as

many little locks of steel, I shut the illustrious valuable in a cupboard

in which I had a quantity of jewelry and precious stones. This beautiful

crown was the constant object of my thoughts, my affections and my

preference; but I only looked at it myself at long intervals, every six

months, very briefly, for fear of exciting the cupidity of servants, and

exposing the glory of Agrippina to some danger.

When the Princess of Mantua passed through France on her way to marry the

Duke of York, whose first wife had left him a widower, the King gave a

brilliant reception to this young and lovely creature, daughter of a

niece of Cardinal Mazarin.

The conversation was uniformly most agreeable, for she spoke French with

fluency, and employed it with wit. There was talk of open-work crowns

and shut crowns. The Marquis de Dangeau, something of a savant and

antiquary, happened to remark that, under Nero, that magnificent prince,

the imperial crown had first been wrought in the form of an arch, such as

is seen now.

The King said then: "I was ignorant of that fact; but the crown of the

Empress, his mother, was not closed at all. The one which belongs to me

is authentic; Madame la Marquise will show it to us:"

A gracious invitation in dumb show completed this species of summons, and

I was obliged to execute it. I returned to the King in the space of a

few minutes, bringing back in its new case the fugitive present, which a

monarch asked back again so politely and with such a good grace.

The crown of Agrippina, being placed publicly on a small round table,

excited general attention and admiration. The Italian Princess, Madame

de Maintenon, the Duc de Saint Aignan, and Dangeau himself went into

raptures over the rare perfection of these marvellously assorted

brilliants. The King, drawing near, in his turn examined the masterpiece

with pleasure. Suddenly, looking me in the face, he cried:

"But, madame, this is no longer my crown of Agrippina; all the diamonds

have been changed!"

Imagine my trouble, and, I must say, my confusion! Approaching the

wretched object, and casting my eyes over it with particular attention, I

was not slow in verifying the King's assertion. The setting of this fine

work had remained virtually the same; but some bold hand had removed the

antique diamonds and substituted--false!

I was pale and trembling, and on the verge of swooning. The ladies were

sorry for me. The King did me the honour of declaring aloud that I had

assuredly been duped, and I was constrained to explain this removal of

the crown into a more solid and better case for its preservation.

At this naive explanation the King fell to laughing, and said to the

young Princess: "Madame, you will relate, if you please, this episode to

the Court of London, and you will tell the King, from me, that nothing is

so difficult to preserve now as our crowns; guards and locks are no more

of use."

Then, addressing me, his Majesty said, playfully:

"You should have entrusted it to me sooner; I should have saved it. It

is said that I understand that well."

My amour-propre, my actual honour, forbade me to put a veil over this

domestic indignity. I assembled all my household, without excepting my

intendant himself. I was aggrieved at the affront which I had met with

at the King's, and I read grief and consternation on all faces. After

some minutes' silence, my intendant proposed the immediate intervention

of authority, and made me understand with ease that only the casket-maker

could be the culprit.

This man's house was visited; he had left Paris nearly two years before.

Further information told us that, before disposing of his property, he

had imprudently indulged in a certain ostentation of fortune, and had

embarked for the new settlements of Pondicherry.

M. Colbert, who is still living, charged our governor to discover the

culprit for him; and he was sent back to us with his hands and feet

bound.

Put to the question, he denied at first, then confessed his crime. One

of my chamber--maids, to whom he had made feigned love, introduced him

into my house while I was away, and by the aid of this imprudent woman he

had penetrated into my closets. The crown of Agrippina, which it had

been necessary to show him because of the measures, had become almost as

dear to him as to myself; and his ambition of another kind inspired him

with his criminal and fatal temerity.

He did no good by petitioning me, and having me solicited after the

sentence; I let him hang, as he richly deserved.

The King said on this occasion: "This casketmaker has, at least, left us

the setting, but M. Cromwell took all."

The fortunate success of this affair restored me, not to cheerfulness,

but to that honourable calm which had fled far away from me. I made a

reflection this time on my extreme imprudence, and understood that all

the generosities of love are often no more than loans. I noticed amongst

my jewels a goblet of gold, wrought with diamonds and rubies, which came

from the first of the Medici princesses. I waited for the King's fete to

return this magnificent ornament to him nobly. I had a lily executed,

all of emeralds and fine pearls; I poured essence of roses into the cup,

placed in it the stem of the lily, in the form of a bouquet for the

prince, and that was my, present for Saint Louis's day.

I gave back to the King, by degrees, at least three millions' worth of

important curiosities, which were like drops of water poured into the

ocean. But I was anxious that, if God destined me to perish by a sudden

death, objects of this nature should not be seen and discovered amid my

treasure.

As to my other diamonds, either changed in form or acquired and collected

by myself, I destine them for my four children by the King. These pomps

will have served to delight my eyes, which are pleased with them, and

then they will go down to their first origin and source, belonging again

to the Bourbons whom I have made.

CHAPTER XLI.

The Duchesse de Lesdiguieres.--Her Jest.--"The Chaise of

Convenience."--Anger of the Jesuits.--They Ally Themselves with the

Archbishop of Paris.--The Forty Hours' Prayers.--Thanks of the Marquise

to the Prelate.--His Visit to Saint Joseph.--Anger of the Marquise.--Her

Welcome to the Prelate.

The insult offered me at the Comedie Francaise by a handful of the

thoughtless immediately spread through the capital, and became, as it is

easy to imagine, the talk of all the salons. I was aware that the

Duchesse de Lesdiguieres was keenly interested in this episode, and had

embellished and, as it were, embroidered it with her commentaries and

reflections. All these women who misconduct themselves are pitiless and

severe. The more their scandalous conduct brands them on the forehead,

the more they cry out against scandal. Their whole life is bemired with

vice, and their mouth articulates no other words than prudence and

virtue, like those corrupt and infected doctors who have no indulgence

for their patients.

The Duchesse de Lesiguieres, for a long time associated with the

Archbishop of Paris, and known to live with that prelate like a miller

with his wife, dared to say, in her salon that my presence at Racine's

tragedy was, at the least, very useless, and the public having come there

to see a debutante, certainly did not expect me.

The phrase was repeated to me, word for word by my sister De Thianges,

who did not conceal her anger, and wished to avenge me, if I did not

avenge myself. The Marquise then informed me of another thing, which she

had left me in ignorance of all along, from kind motives chiefly, and to

prevent scandal.

"You remember, my sister," said the Marquise to me, "a sort of jest which

escaped you when Pere de la Chaise made the King communicate, in spite of

all the noise of his new love affair and the follies of Mademoiselle de

Fontanges? You nicknamed that benevolent Jesuit 'the Chaise of

Convenience.' Your epigram made all Paris laugh except the hypocrites

and the Jesuits. Those worthy men resolved to have full satisfaction for

your insult by stirring up the whole of Paris against you. The

Archbishop entered readily into their plot, for he thought you

supplanted; and he granted them the forty Hours' Prayers, to obtain from

God your expulsion from Court. Harlay, who is imprudent only in his

debauches, preserved every external precaution, because of the King,

whose temper he knows; he told the Jesuits that they must not expect

either his pastoral letter or his mandate, but he allowed them secret

commentaries, the familiar explanations of the confessional; he charged

them to let the other monks and priests into the secret, and the field of

battle being decided, the skirmishes began. With the aid and assistance

of King David, that trivial breastplate of every devotional insult, the

preachers announced to their congregations that they must fast and

mortify themselves for the cure of King David, who had fallen sick. The

orators favoured with some wit embellished their invectives; the ignorant

and coarse amongst the priests spoiled everything. The Blessed Sacrament

was exposed for a whole week in the churches, and it ended by an

announcement to Israel, that their cry had reached the firmament, that

David had grown cold to Bathsheba (they did not add, nevertheless, that

David preferred another to Bathsheba with his whole heart). But the

Duchesse de Fontanges gave offence neither to the Archbishop of Paris nor

to the Jesuits. Her mind showed no hostility. The beauty was quite

incapable of saying in the face of the world that a Jesuit resembled a

'Chaise of Convenience.'

"The Duchesse de Lesdiguieres, covered with rouge and crimes, has put

herself at the head of all these intrigues," added my sister; "and

without having yet been able to subdue herself to the external parade of

devotion, she has allowed herself to use against you all the base tricks

of the most devout hypocrites."

"Let me act," I said to my sister; "this lady's good offices call for a

mark of my gratitude. The Forty Hours' Prayer is an attention that is

not paid to every one; I owe M. de Paris my thanks."

I went and sat down at my writing-table, and wrote this fine prelate the

following honeyed missive:

I have only just been informed, monseigneur, of the pains you have been

at with God for the amelioration of the King and of myself. The gratitude

which I feel for it cannot be expressed. I pray you to believe it to be

as pure and sincere as your intention. A good bishop, as perfect and

exemplary as yourself, is worthy of taking a passionate interest in the

regularity of monarchs, and ours must owe you the highest rewards for

this new mark of respect which it has pleased you to give him. I will

find expressions capable of making him feel all that he owes to your

Forty Hours' Prayer, and to that Christian and charitable emotion cast in

the midst of a capital and a public. To all that only your mandate of

accusation and allegorical sermons are lacking. Cardinals' hats, they

say, are made to the measure of strong heads; we will go seek, in the

robing-rooms of Rome, if there be one to meet the proportions of your

ability. If ladies had as much honourable influence over the Vicar of

Jesus Christ as simple bishops allow them, I should solicit, this very

day, your wished-for recompense and exaltation. But it is the monarch's

affair; he will undertake it. I can only offer you, in my own person, M.

Archbishop of Paris, my prayers for yours. My little church of Saint

Joseph has not the same splendour as your cathedral; but the incense that

we burn there is of better quality than yours, for I get it from the

Sultan of Persia. I will instruct my little community to-morrow to hold

our Forty Hours' Prayer, that God may promptly cure you of your Duchesse

de Lesdiguieres, who has been damning you for fourteen years.

Deign to accept these most sincere reprisals, and believe me, without

reserve, Monsieur the Archbishop,

THE MARQUISE DE MONTESPAN.

This letter cast the camp into alarm. There were goings and comings

between the Episcopal Palace and the Jesuits of the Rue Saint Antoine,

and from this professed house to their College of Louis le Grand. The

matadores of the society were of opinion that I should be conciliated by

every possible means, and it was arranged that the Archbishop should pay

me a visit at Saint Joseph's, on the earliest possible occasion, to

exculpate his virtuous colleagues and make me accept his disclaimers. He

came, in effect, the following week. I made him wait for half an hour in

the chapel, for half an hour in my parlour, and I ascended into my

carriage, almost in his presence, without deigning either to see or

salute him.

The mother of four legitimised princes was not made to support such

outrages, nor to have interviews with their insolent authors.

Alarms, anxieties of consciences, weak but virtuous, have always found me

gentle, and almost resigned; the false scruples of hypocrites and

libertines will never receive from me aught but disdain and contempt.

CHAPTER XLII.

The Verse of Berenice.--Praises of Boileau.--The King's Aversion to

Satirical Writers.--The Painter Le Brun.--His Bacchus.--The

Waterbottle.--The Pyramid of Jean Chatel Injurious to the Jesuits.--They

Solicit Its Demolition.--Madame de Maintenon's Opposition.--Political

Views of Henri IV. on This Matter.--The Jesuits of Paris Proclaim the

Dedication of Their College to Louis the Great.--The Gold Pieces.

Whatever be the issue of a liaison which cannot probably be eternal, I

have too much judgment and equity to deny the King the great talents

which are his by nature, or to dispute the surname of Great which has

been given him in his lifetime, and which the ages to come must surely

preserve. But here I am writing secret Memoirs, where I set down, as in

a mirror, the most minute traits of the personages whom I bring on the

stage, and I wish to relate in what manner and with what aim this

apotheosis affected the mind of those who flattered the prince in their

own interest.

The painters and sculptors, most artful of courtiers in their calling,

had already represented the King, now with the attributes of Apollo, now

in the costume of the god Mars, of Jupiter Tonans, Neptune, lord of the

waves; now with the formidable and vigorous appearance of the great

Hercules, who strangled serpents even in his cradle.

His Majesty saw all these ingenious allegories, examined them without

vanity, with no enthusiasm, and seemed to regard them as accessories

inherent to the composition, as conventional ornaments, the good and

current small change of art. The adulations of Racine, in his

"Berenice," having all a foundation of truth, please him, but chiefly for

the grace of the poetry; and he sometimes recited them, when he wished to

recall and quote some fine verse.

The praises of Boileau, although well versified, had not, however, the

fortune to please him. He found those verses too methodical for poetry;

and the poet, moreover, seemed to him somewhat a huckster, and in bad

taste. The satirists might do what they liked, they never had his

friendship. Perhaps he feared them.

When Le Brun started preparing the magnificent cradle of the great

gallery, he composed for the ceiling rich designs or cartoons, which in

their entirety should represent the victories and great military or

legislative achievements of the prince. His work being finished, he came

to present it to his Majesty, who on that day was dining with me. In one

of the compartments the painter had depicted his hero in the guise of

Bacchus; the King immediately took up a bottle of clear water and drank a

big glass. I gave a great peal of laughter, and said to M. le Brun, "You

see, monsieur, his Majesty's decision in that libation of pure water."

M. le Brun changed his design, seeing the King had no love for Bacchus,

but he left the Thundering Jove, and all the other mythological

flatteries, in regard to which no opinion had been given.

The Jesuits for a long time past had groaned at seeing, exactly opposite

the Palace,--[In the midst of the semicircle in front of the Palais de

Justice. ]--in the centre of Paris, that humiliating pyramid which

accused them of complicity with, or inciting, the famous regicide of the

student, Jean Chatel, assassin of Henri IV. Pere de la Chaise, many

times and always in vain, had prayed his Majesty to render justice to the

virtues of his order, and to command the destruction of this slanderous

monument. The King had constantly refused, alleging to-day one motive,

to-morrow another. One day, when the professed House of Paris came to

hand him a respectful petition on the subject, his Majesty begged Madame

de Maintenon to read it to him, and engaged us to listen to it with

intelligence, in order to be able to give an opinion.

The Jesuits said in this document that the Parliament, with an excessive

zeal, had formerly pushed things much too far in this matter. "For that

Jean Chatel, student with the Jesuit Fathers, having been heard to say to

his professor that the King of Navarre, a true Huguenot, ought not to

reign over France, which was truly Catholic, the magistrates were not,

therefore, justified in concluding that that Jesuit, and all the Jesuits,

had directed the dagger of Jean Chatel, a madman."

The petition further pointed out that "the good King Henri IV., who was

better informed, had decided to recall the Society of Jesus, had

reestablished it in all his colleges, and had even chosen a confessor

from their ranks.

"This fearful pyramid,

[This monument represented a sort of small square temple, built of

Arcueil stone and marble. Corinthian fluted pillars formed its general

decoration, and enshrined the four fulminatory inscriptions.

Independently of the obelisk, the cupola of this temple bore eight

allegorical statues, of which the one was France in mourning; the second,

Justice raising her sword, and the others the principal virtues of the

King. On the principal side these words occurred: "Passer-by, whosoever

thou be, abhor Jean Chatel, and the Jesuits who beguiled his youth and

destroyed his reason."--EDITOR'S NOTE.]

surcharged with wrathful inscriptions," added the petition, "designates

our Society as a perpetual hotbed of regicidal conspiracy, and presents

us to credulous people as an association of ambitious, thankless and

corrupt assassins!"

"In the name of God, Sire, do away with this criminal and dangerous

memento of old passions, unjust hatreds, and the spirit of impiety which,

after having led astray magistrates devoid of light, serves to-day only

to beguile new generations, whom excess of light blinds," etc., etc.

When this letter was finished, the King said:

"I have never seen, the famous pyramid; one of these days I will escape,

so that I can see it without being observed." And then his Majesty asked

me what I thought of the petition. I answered that I did not understand

the inconsistency of M. de Sully, who, after consenting to the return of

the Jesuits, had left in its place the monument which accused and branded

them. I put it on Sully, the minister, because I dared not attack Henri

IV. himself.

The King answered me: "There are faults of negligence such as that in

every government and under the best administrations. King Henri my

grandfather was vivacity itself. He was easily irritated; he grew calm

in the same way. For my part, I think that he pardoned the Jesuits, as

he had the Leaguers, in the hope that his clemency would bring them all

into peaceful disposition; in which he was certainly succeeding when a

miscreant killed him."

Madame de Maintenon, begged to give her opinion, expressed herself in

these terms: "Sire, this petition cannot be other than extremely well

done, since a society of clever minds have taken the work in hand. We

have not the trial of Jean Chatel before our eyes, with his

interrogatories; it is impossible for us, then, to pronounce on the

facts. In any case, there is one thing very certain: the Jesuits who are

living at present are innocent, and most innocent of the faults of their

predecessors.

"The sentences and anathemas which surcharge the pyramid, as they say,

can in no way draw down upon them the anger of passers-by and the

populace, for these inscriptions, which I have read, are in bad Latin.

This monument, which is very rich and even elegant in itself, is placed

upon the site of the destroyed house of the assassin Chatel. The most

ignorant of your Parisians knows this circumstance, which he has learnt

from family traditions. It is good that the people see every day before

their eyes this solitary pyramid, which teaches how King's assassins are

punished and what is done with the houses in which they were born.

"King Henri IV., for all his gaiety, had wits enough for four; he left

the pyramid standing, like those indulgent people who compromise a great

lawsuit, but do not on that account destroy the evidence and documents.

"This monument, besides, is the work of the Parliament of Paris; that

illustrious assembly has raised it, and perhaps your Majesty might seem

to accuse justice by destroying what it has once done for a good cause."

The King smiled at the conclusions of the lady in waiting, and said to

both of us: "This is between us three, I pray you, ladies; I will keep

Pere de la Chaise amused with promises some day."

Madame de Maintenon, for a brief time in her first youth a Calvinist,

cherished always in the bottom of her heart a good share of those

suspicions that Calvin's doctrine is careful to inspire against the

Jesuits.

On the other hand, she retained amongst the Parliament a large number of

friends whom she had known formerly at M. Scarron's, the son of a

counsellor of the chamber. I understood that in those circumstances she

was well pleased to prove to the gentlemen of Parliament that the

interests of their house were kept in good hands, and that she would not

abandon her friends of the Place Royale and the Marais for all the

Jesuits and all the pyramids in the world.

The Parliament, which was informed of her conduct and fidelity, bore her

infinite good-will for it. The first president, decorated with his blue

riband, came; to express his formal thanks, and begged her to accept in

perpetuity a key of honour to the High Chamber.

[In famous and unusual causes, princes, ambassadors, and keys of honour

came and occupied the lanterns, that is to say, elegant and well

furnished tribunes, from which all that passed in the grand hall of the

Parliament could be seen.]

The Jesuits, for perseverance and tenacity, can be compared with spiders

who repair, or start again every instant at a damaged or broken thread.

When these good fathers knew that their petition had not triumphed

offhand, they struck out for some new road to reach the generous heart of

the monarch. Having learnt that an alderman, full of enthusiasm, had

just proposed in full assembly at the Hotel de Ville to raise a triumphal

monument to the Peacemaker of Europe, and to proclaim him Louis the Great

at a most brilliant fete, the Jesuit Fathers cleverly took the

initiative, and whilst the Hotel de Ville was deliberating to obtain his

Majesty's consent, the College of Clermont, in the Rue Saint Jacques,

brought out its annual thesis, and dedicated it to the King,--Louis the

Great (Ludovico Magno).

On the following day the masons raised scaffolding before the great door

of the college, erased the original inscription--which consisted of the

words: "College of Clermont"--to substitute for it, in letters of gold:

"Royal College of Louis the Great." These items of news reached

Versailles one after the other. The King received them with visible

satisfaction, and if only Pere de la Chaise had known how to profit at

the time by the emotion and sentiment of the prince, he would have

carried off the tall pyramid as an eagle does a sparrow. The confessor,

a man of great circumspection, dared not force his penitent's hand; he

was tactful with him in all things, and the society had the trouble of

its famous cajolery without gaining anything more at the game than

compliments and gold pieces in sufficient plenty.

Some days afterwards the monarch, of his own accord and without any

incentive, remembered the offensive and mortifying pyramid; but Madame de

Maintenon reminded him that it was desirable to wait, for scoffers would

not be wanting to say that this demolition was one of the essential

conditions of the bargain.

The King relished this advice. At the Court one must make haste to

obtain anything; but to be forgotten, a few minutes' delay is sufficient.

[This pyramid was taken down two or three years before the Revolution by

the wish of Louis XVI., after having stood for two hundred

years.--EDITOR'S NOTE.]

CHAPTER XLIII.

Little Opportune.--M. and Madame Bontems.--The Young Moor Weaned.--The

Good Cure.--The Blessed Virgin.--Opportune at the Augustinians of

Meaux.--Bossuet Director.--Mademoiselle Albanier and Leontine.--Flight of

Opportune.--Her Threats of Suicide.--Visit of the Marquise.--Prudence of

the Court.

The poor Queen had had several daughters, all divinely well made and

pretty as little Cupids. They kept in good health up to their third or

fourth year; they went no further. It was as though a fate was over

these charming creatures; so that the King and Queen trembled whenever

the accoucheurs announced a daughter instead of a son.

My readers remember the little negress who was born to the Queen in the

early days,--she whom no one wanted, who was dismissed, relegated,

disinherited, unacknowledged, deprived of her rank and name the very day

of her birth; and who, by a freak of destiny, enjoyed the finest health

in the world, and surmounted, without any precautions or care, all the

difficulties, perils, and ailments of infancy.

M. Bontems, first valet de chambre of the cabinets, served as her

guardian, or curator; even he acted only through the efforts and

movements of an intermediary. It was wished that this young Princess

should be ignorant of her birth, and in this I agree that, in the midst

of crying injustice, the King kept his natural humanity. This poor child

not being meant, and not being able, to appear at Court, it was better,

indeed, to keep her from all knowledge of her rights, in order to deprive

her, at one stroke, of the distress of her conformation, the hardship of

her repudiation, and the despair of captivity. The King destined her for

a convent when he saw her born, and M. Bontems promised that it should be

so.

At the age of three, she was withdrawn from the hands of her nurse, and

Madame Bontems put her to be weaned in her own part of the world.

Opportune,--[She was born on Sainte Opportune's Day.]--clothed and

nourished like the other children of the farmer, who was her new patron,

played with them in the barns or amongst the snow; she followed them into

the orchards and fields; she filled, like them, her little basket with

acorns that had been left after the crop was over, or ears of corn that

the gleaners had neglected, or withered branches and twigs left by the

wood-cutters for the poor. Her nude, or semi-nude, arms grew rough in

the burning sun, and more so still in the frosts. Her pretty feet, so

long as the fine season lasted, did not worry about being shod, and when

November arrived with its terrors, Opportune took her little heeled

sabots like the other country children. M. and Madame Bontems wrote

every six months to inquire if she were dead, and each time the answer

came that the little Moor was in wonderful health.

The pastor of the neighbouring hamlet felt pity for this poor child, who

was sometimes tormented by her companions on account of her colour. The

good cure even went so far as to declare, one day when there was a

sermon, that the Virgin Mary, if one was to believe respectable books,

was black from head to foot, which did not prevent her from being most

beautiful in the sight of God and of men.

This good cure taught the gentle little orphan to read and pray. He often

came to her farm to visit her, and probably he knew her birth; he was in

advanced age, and he died. Then Opportune was placed with the

Augustinian ladies of Meaux, where Bossuet charged himself with the task

of instructing her well in religion and of making her take the veil.

The lot of this young victim of pride and vain prejudices touched me in

spite of myself, and often I made a firm resolution to take her away from

her oppressors and adopt her in spite of everybody. The poor Queen,

forgetting our rivalry, had taken all my children into her affections.

Why should not I have shown a just recognition by protecting an innocent

little creature animated with her breath, life, and blood,--a child whom

she would have loved, I do not doubt, if she had been permitted to see

and recognise her? This idea grew so fixed in my, mind, that I resolved

to see Opportune and do her some good, if I were able.

The interest of my position had led me once to assure myself of the

neighbourhood of the King by certain little measures, not of curiosity

but of surveillance. I had put with M. Bontems a young man of

intelligence and devotion, who, without passing due limits, kept me

informed of many things which it is as well to know.

When I knew, without any doubt, the new abiding-place of Opportune, I

secretly sent to the Augustinians of Meaux the young and intelligent

sister of my woman of the bedchamber, who presented herself as an

aspirant for the novitiate. They were ignorant in the house of the

relations of Mademoiselle Albanier with her sister Leontine Osselin, so

that they wrote to each other, but by means of a cipher, and under seal,

addressing their missives to a relative.

Albanier lost no time in informing us that the little Opportune had begun

to give her her confidence, and that the nuns took it in very good part,

believing them both equally called to take the veil in their convent.

Opportune knew, though in a somewhat vague way, to what great personage

she owed her life, and it appeared that the good cure had informed her,

out of compassion, before he left this world. Albanier wrote to

Leontine:

"Tell Madame la Marquise that Opportune is full of wit; she resembles M.

le Duc du Maine as though she were his twin; her carriage is exactly that

of the King; her body is built to perfection, and were it not for her

colour, the black of which diminishes day by day, she would be one of the

loveliest persons in France; she is sad and melancholy by temperament,

but as I have succeeded in attracting her confidence, and diverting her

as much as one can do in a purgatory like this, we dance sometimes in

secret, and then you would think you saw Mademoiselle de Nantes dance and

pirouette.

"When any one pronounces the name of the King, she trembles. She asked

me to-day whether I had seen the King, if he were handsome, if he were

courteous and affable. It seemed to me as though she was already

revolving some great project in her brain, and if I am not mistaken, she

has quite decided to scale the fruit-trees against our garden wall and

escape across country.

"M. Bossuet, in his quality of Bishop of Meaux, has the right of entry

into this house; he has come here three times since my arrival; he has

given me each time a little tap on my check in token of goodwill, and

such as one gets at confirmation; he told me that he longs to see me take

the veil of the Ursulines, as well as my little scholar; it is by that

name he likes to call her.

"Opportune answers him with a stately air which would astound you; she

only calls him monsieur, and when told that she has made an error, and

that she should say monseigneur, she replies with great seriousness, 'I

had forgotten it.'"

Mademoiselle Albanier, out of kindness to me, passed nearly two years in

this house, which she always called her purgatory, but the endeavours of

the superior and of M. Bossuet becoming daily more pressing, and her

health, which had suffered, being unable to support the seclusion longer,

she made up her mind to retire.

Her departure was a terrible blow to the daughter of the Queen. This

young person, who was by nature affectionate, almost died of grief at the

separation. We learnt that, after having been ill and then ailing for

several weeks, she found the means of escaping from the convent, and of

taking refuge with some lordly chatelaine. M. de Meaux had her pursued,

but as she threatened to kill herself if she were taken back to the Abbey

of Notre Dame, the prelate wrote to M. Bontems, that is to say, to the

real father, and poor Opportune was taken to Moret, a convent of

Benedictines, in the forest of Fontainebleau. There they took the course

of lavishing care, and kindness, and attentions on her. But as her

destiny, written in her cradle, was an irrevocable sentence, she was

finally made to take the veil, which suited her admirably, and which she

wears with an infinite despair.

I disguised myself one day as a lady suitor who sought a lodging in the

house. I established myself there for a week, under the name of the

Comtesse de Clagny, and I saw, with my own eyes, a King's daughter

reduced to singing matins. Her air of nobility and dignity struck me

with admiration and moved me to tears. I thought of her four sisters,

dead at such an early age, and deplored the cruelty of Fate, which had

spared her in her childhood to kill her slowly and by degrees.

I would have accosted her in the gardens, and insinuated myself into her

confidence, but the danger of these interviews, both for her and me,

restrained what had been an ill-judged kindness. We should both have

gone too far, and the monarch would have been able to think that I was

opposing him out of revenge, and to give him pain.

This consideration came and crushed all my projects of compassion and

kindness. There are situations in life where we are condemned to see

evil done in all liberty, without being able to call for succour or

complain.

CHAPTER XLIV.

The Aristocratic Republic of Genoa Offends the King.--Its

Punishment.--Reception of the Doge at Paris and Versailles.

M. de Louvois--by nature, as I have said, hard and despotic--was quite

satisfied to gain the same reputation for the King, in order to cover his

own violence and rigour beneath the authority of the monarch.

The King, I admit, did not like to be contradicted or opposed. He became

irritated if one was unfortunate enough to do so; but I know from long

experience that he readily accepted a good excuse, and by inclination

liked neither to punish nor blame. The Marquis de Louvois was

unceasingly occupied in exciting him against one Power and then another,

and his policy was to keep the prince in constant alarm of distrust in

order to perpetuate wars and dissensions. This order of things pleased

that minister, who dreaded intervals of calm and peace, when the King

came to examine expenses and to take account of the good or bad

employment of millions.

The Republic of Genoa, accustomed to build vessels for all nations, built

some of them, unfortunately, for the King's enemies. These constructions

were paid for in advance. M. de Louvois, well-informed of what passed in

Genoa, waited till the last moment to oppose the departure of the four or

five new ships. The Genoese, promising to respect the King's will in the

future, sent these vessels to their destination.

On the report and conclusions of M. de Louvois, his Majesty commanded the

senators of Genoa to hand over to his Minister of War the sums arising

from the sale of these, and to send their Doge and four of the most

distinguished senators to beg the King's pardon in his palace at

Versailles.

The senate having replied that, by a fundamental law, a Doge could not

leave the, city without instantly losing his power and dignity, the King

answered this message to the effect that the Doge would obey as an

extraordinary circumstance, that in this solitary case he would derogate

from the laws of the Genoese Republic, and that, the King's will being

explicit and unalterable, the Doge would none the less maintain his

authority.

Whilst waiting, his Majesty sent a fleet into Italian waters, and the

city of Genoa immediately sustained the most terrible bombardment.

The flag of distress and submission having been flown from all the

towers, our admirals ceased, and the Doge set out for Versailles,

accompanied by the four oldest senators.

At the news of their approach, all Paris echoed the songs of triumph that

M. de Louvois had had composed. A spacious hotel was prepared to receive

these representatives of a noble, aristocratic republic; and, to withdraw

them from the insults of the populace, they were given guards and

archers.

Although the chateau of Versailles was in all the lustre of its novelty,

since it had been inhabited for only two years, I perceived that they had

even been adding to its magnificence, and that everywhere were new

curtains, new candelabra, new carpets. The throne on which the monarch

was to sit surpassed all that we had ever seen.

On the eve of the solemn presentation the astonished ambassadors appeared

incognito before the minister, who dictated to them their costumes, their

reverences, and all the substance of their address. The influx of

strangers and Parisians to Versailles, to be witnesses of such a

spectacle, was so extraordinary and prodigious that the hostels and other

public inns were insufficient, and they were obliged to light fires of

yew in all the gardens.

In the great apartments there were persons of the highest rank who sought

permission to pass the night on benches, so that they might be all there

and prepared on the following day. On the two sides of the great gallery

they had raised tribunes in steps, draped in 'Cramoisi' velvet. It was

on these steps, which were entirely new, that all the ladies were placed.

The lords stood upright below them, and formed a double hedge on each

side.

When his Majesty appeared on his throne, the fire of the diamonds with

which he was covered for a moment dazzled all eyes. The King seemed to

me less animated than was his wont; but his fine appearance, which never

quits him, rendered him sufficiently fit for such a representation and

his part in it.

The Doge of the humiliated Republic exhibited neither obsequiousness nor

pride. We found his demeanour that of a philosopher prepared for all

human events. His colleagues walked after him, but at a little distance.

When the Doge Lescaro had asked for pardon, as he had submitted to do,

two of his senators fell to weeping. The King, who noticed the general

emotion, descended from his throne and spoke for some minutes with the

five personages, and, smiling on them with his most seductive grace, he

once more drew all hearts to him.

I was placed at two paces from Madame de Maintenon. The Doge,--who was

never left by a master of ceremonies, who named the ladies to him,--in

passing before me, made a profound reverence. He then drew near Madame

de Maintenon, who heard all his compliments, said to him, in Italian, all

that could be said, and did him the honour to lean on his hand when

descending from her tribune to return to the King's.

On the next day the Doge and senators came to present their homage to my

children, and did not forget me in their visits of ceremony.

CHAPTER XLV.

The Comte de Vermandois.--His Entrance into the World.--Quarrels with the

Dauphin.--Duel.--Siege of Courtrai.--The Cathedral of Arras.

When Madame de la Valliere (led by suggestions coming from the Most High)

left the Court and the world to shut herself up in a cloister, she

committed a great imprudence; I should not know how to repeat it: The

Carmelites in the Rue Saint Jacques could easily do without her; her two

poor little children could not. The King confided them, I am well aware,

to governors and governesses who were prudent, attentive, and capable;

but all the governors and preceptors in the world will never replace a

mother,--above all, in a place of dissipation, tumult, and carelessness

like the Court.

M. le Comte de Vermandois was only seven years old when exaggerated

scruples and bad advice deprived him of his mother. This amiable child,

who loved her, at first suffered much from her absence and departure. He

had to be taken to the Carmelites, where the sad metamorphosis of his

mother, whom he had seen so brilliant and alluring, made him start back

in fright.

He loved her always as much as he was loved by her, and in virtue of the

permission formally given by the Pope, he went every week to pass an hour

or two with her in the parlour. He regularly took there his singing and

flute lessons; these were two amiable talents in which he excelled.

About his twelfth year he was taken with the measles, and passed through

them fairly well. The smallpox came afterwards, but respected his

charming brown face. A severe shower of rain, which caught him in some

forest, made him take rheumatism; the waters of Vichy cured him; he

returned beaming with health and grace.

The King loved him tenderly, and everybody at Court shared this

predilection of the monarch. M. de Vermandois, of a stature less than

his father, was none the less one of the handsomest cavaliers at the

Court. To all the graces of his amiable mother he joined an ease of

manner, a mixture of nobility and modesty, which made him noticeable in

the midst of the most handsome and well made. I loved him with a

mother's fondness, and, from all his ingenuous and gallant caresses, it

was easy to see that he made me a sincere return.

This poor Comte de Vermandois, about a year before the death of the

Queen, had a great and famous dispute with Monsieur le Dauphin, a jealous

prince, which brought him his first troubles, and deprived him suddenly

of the protecting favour of the Infanta-queen.

At a ball, at the Duchesse de Villeroi's, all the Princes of the Blood

appeared. Monseigneur, who from childhood had had a fancy for

Mademoiselle de Blois, his legitimised sister, loved her far more

definitely since her marriage with M. le Prince de Conti. Monseigneur is

lacking in tact. At this ball he thought he could parade his sentiments,

which were visibly unpleasant, both to the young husband and to the

Princess herself. He danced, nevertheless, for some minutes with her;

but, suddenly, she feigned to be seized with a sharp pain in the spleen,

and was conducted to a sofa. The young Comte de Vermandois came and sat

there near her. They were both exhibiting signs of gaiety; their chatter

amused them, and they were seen to laugh with great freedom. Although

Monsieur le Dauphin was assuredly not in their thoughts, he thought they

were making merry at his expense. He came and sat at the right of the

Princess and said to her:

"Your brother is very ill-bred!"

"Do you think so?" the Princess answered immediately. "My brother is the

most amiable boy in the world. He is laughing at my talking to myself.

He assures me that my pain is in my knee instead of being in the spleen,

and that is what we were amusing ourselves at, quite innocently."

"Your brother thinks himself my equal," added the Prince; "in which he

certainly makes a mistake. All his diamonds prove nothing; I shall have,

when I like, those of the crown."

"So much the worse, monsieur," replied the Comte de Vermandois, quickly.

"Those diamonds should never change hands,--at least, for a very long

time."

These words degenerating into an actual provocation, Monseigneur dared to

say to his young brother that, were it not for his affection for the

Princess, he would make him feel that he was----

"My elder brother," resumed the Comte de Vermandois, "and nothing more, I

assure you."

Before the ball was over, they met in an alcove and gave each other a

rendezvous not far from Marly. Both of them were punctual; but Monsieur

le Dauphin had given his orders, so that they were followed in order to

be separated.

The King was informed of this adventure; he immediately gave expression

to his extreme dissatisfaction, and said:

"What! is there hatred and discord already amongst my children?"

I spoke next to elucidate the facts, for I had learnt everything, and I

represented M. de Vermandois as unjustly provoked by his brother. His

Majesty replied that Monsieur le Dauphin was the second personage in the

Empire, and that all his brothers owed him respect up to a certain point.

"It was out of deference and respect that the Count accepted the

challenge," said I to the King; "and here the offending party made the

double attack."

"What a misfortune!" resumed the King. "I thought them as united amongst

themselves as they are in my heart. Vermandois is quick, and as

explosive as saltpetre; but he has the best nature in the world. I will

reconcile them; they will obey me."

The scene took place in my apartment, owing to my Duc du Maine. "My

son," said his Majesty to the child of the Carmelite, "I have learned

with pain what has passed at Madame de Villeroi's and then in the Bois de

Marly. You will be pardoned for this imprudence because of your age; but

never forget that Monsieur le Dauphin is your superior in every respect,

and must succeed me some day."

"Sire," replied the Count, "I have never offended nor wished to offend

Monseigneur. Unhappily for me, he detests me, as though you had not the

right to love me."

At these words Monsieur le Dauphin blushed, and the King hastened to

declare that he loved all his children with a kindness perfectly alike;

that rank and distinctions of honour had been regulated, many centuries

ago, by the supreme law of the State; that he desired union and concord

in the heart of the royal family; and he commanded the two brothers to

sacrifice for him all their petty grievances, and to embrace in his

presence.

Hearing these words, the Comte de Vermandois, with a bow to his father,

ran in front of Monseigneur, and, spreading out his arms, would have

embraced him. Monsieur le Dauphin remained cold and dumb; he received

this mark of good-will without returning it, and very obviously

displeased his father thereby.

These little family events were hushed up, and Monseigneur was almost

explicitly forbidden to entertain any other sentiments for Madame de

Conti than those of due friendship and esteem.

Some time after that, Messieurs de Conti, great lovers of festivity,

pleasure, and costly delights, which are suited only for people of their

kind, dragged the Comte de Vermandois, as a young debutant, into one of

those licentious parties where a young man is compelled to see things

which excite horror.

His first scruples overcome, M. de Vermandois, naturally disposed to what

is out of the common, wished to give guarantees of his loyalty and

courage; from a simple spectator he became, it is said, an accomplice.

There is always some false friend in these forbidden assemblies. The

King heard the details of an orgy so unpardonable, and the precocious

misconduct of his cherished son gave him so much pain, that I saw his

tears fall. The assistant governor of the young criminal was dismissed;

his valet de chambre was sent to prison; only three of his servants were

retained, and he himself was subjected to a state of penitence which

included general confessions and the most severe discipline. He resigned

himself sincerely to all these heavy punishments. He promised to

associate only with his mother, his new governor, his English horses, and

his books; and this manner of life, carried out with a grandeur of soul,

made of him in a few months a perfect gentleman, in the honourable and

assured position to which his great heart destined him.

The King, satisfied with this trial, allowed him to go and prove his

valour at the sieges of Digmude and Courtrai. All the staff officers

recognised soon in his conversation, his zeal, his methods, a worthy

rival of the Vendomes. They wrote charming things of him to the Court. A

few days afterwards we learned at Versailles that M. de Vermandois was

dead, in consequence of an indisposition caught whilst bivouacking, which

at first had not seemed dangerous.

The King deplored this loss, as a statesman and a good father. I was a

witness of his affliction; it seemed to me extreme. One knew not whom to

approach to break the news to the poor Carmelite. The Bishop of Meaux,

sturdy personage, voluntarily undertook the mission, and went to it with

a tranquil brow, for he loved such tasks.

To his hoarse and funereal voice Soeur Louise only replied with groans

and tears. She fell upon the floor without consciousness, and M. Bossuet

went on obstinately preaching Christian resignation and stoicism to a

senseless mother who heard him not.

About a fortnight after the obsequies of the Prince (which I, too, had

celebrated in my church of Saint Joseph), the underprioress of that

little community begged me to come to Paris for a brief time and

consecrate half an hour to her. I responded to her invitation. This is

the important secret which the good nun had to confide to me: Before

expiring; the young Prince had found time to interview his faithful valet

de chambre behind his curtains. "After my death," said he, "you will

repair, not to the King, my father, but to Madame la Marquise de

Montespan, who has given me a thousand proofs of kindness in my behalf.

You will remit to her my casket, in which all my private papers are kept.

She will be kind enough to destroy all which ought not to survive me, and

to hand over the remainder, not to my good mother, who will have only too

much sorrow, but to Madame la Princesse de Conti, whose indulgence and

kindness are known to me."

Sydney, this valet de chambre, informed me that the Count was dead, not

through excessive brandy, as the Dauphin's people spread abroad, but from

a cerebral fever, which a copious bleeding would have dissipated at once.

All the soldiers wept for this young Prince, whose generous affability

had charmed them. Sydney had just accompanied his body to Arras, where,

by royal command, it had been laid in a vault of the cathedral. I opened

his pretty casket of citron wood, with locks of steel and silver. The

first object which met my eyes was a fine and charming portrait of Madame

de la Valliere. The face was smiling in the midst of this great tragedy,

and that upset me entirely, and made my tears flow again. Five or six

tales of M. la Fontaine had been imitated most elegantly by the young

Prince himself, and to these rather frivolous verses he had joined some

songs and madrigals. All these little relics of a youth so eager to live

betokened a mind that was agreeable, and not libertine. In any case the

sacrifice was accomplished; reflections were in vain. I burned these

papers, and all those which seemed to me without direct importance or

striking interest. That was not the case with a correspondence, full of

wit, tenderness, and fire, of whose origin the good Sydney pretended

ignorance, but which two or three anecdotes that were related

sufficiently revealed to me. The handsome Comte de Vermandois, barely

seventeen years old, had won the heart of a fair lady, of about his own

age, who expressed her passion for him with an energy, a delicacy, and a

talent far beyond all that we admire in books.

I knew her; the King loved her. Her husband, a most distinguished

field-officer, cherished her and believed her to be faithful. I burned

this dangerous correspondence, for M. de Vermandois, barely adolescent,

was already a father, and his mistress gloried in it.

On receiving this casket, in which she saw once more the portraits of her

mother, her brother, and her husband, Madame la Princesse de Conti felt

the most sorrowful emotion. I told her that I had acquitted myself, out

of kindness and respect, of a commission almost beyond my strength, and I

begged her never to mention it to the King, who, perhaps, would have

liked to see and judge himself all that I had destroyed.

M. le Comte de Vermandois left by his death the post of High Admiral

vacant. The King begged me to bring him my little Comte de Toulouse; and

passing round his neck a fine chain of coral mixed with pearls, to which

a diamond anchor was attached, he invested him with the dignity of High

Admiral of France. "Be ever prudent and good, my amiable child," he said

to him, raising his voice, which had grown weak; "be happier than your

predecessor, and never give me the grief of mourning your loss."

I thanked the King for my son, who looked at his decoration of brilliants

and did not feel its importance. I hope that he will feel that later,

and prove himself worthy of it.

CHAPTER XLVI.

The House of Saint Cyr.--Petition of the Monks of Saint Denis to the

King, against the Plan of Madame de Maintenon.--Madame de Maintenon

Summons Them and Sends Them Away with Small Consolation.

At the time when I founded my little community of Saint Joseph, Madame de

Maintenon had already collected near her chateau at Rueil a certain

number of well-born but poor young persons, to whom she was giving a good

education, proportioned to their present condition and their birth. She

had charged herself with the maintenance of two former nuns, noble and

well educated, who, at the fall of their community, had been recommended,

or had procured a recommendation, to her. Mesdames de Brinon and du

Basque were these two vagrant nuns. Madame de Maintenon, instinctively

attracted to this sort of persons, welcomed and protected them.

The little pension or community of Rueil, having soon become known,

several families who had fallen into distress or difficulty solicited the

kindness of the directress towards their daughters, and Madame de

Maintenon admitted more inmates than the space allowed. A more roomy

habitation was bought nearer Versailles, which was still only temporary

and the King, having been taken into confidence with regard to these

little girls, who mostly belonged to his own impoverished officers,

judged that the moment had come to found a fine and large educational

establishment for the young ladies of his nobility.

He bought, at the entrance to the village of Saint Cyr, in close

proximity to Versailles, a large old chateau, belonging to M. Seguier;

and on the site of this chateau, which he pulled down, the royal house of

Saint Cyr was speedily erected. I will not go into the nature and aim of

a foundation which is known nowadays through the whole of Europe. I will

content myself with observing that if Madame de Maintenon conceived the

first idea of it, it is the great benefactions of the monarch and the

profound recognition of the nobility which have given stability and

renown to this house.

Madame de Maintenon received much praise and incense as the foundress of

this community. It has been quite easy for her to found so vast an

establishment with the treasures of France, since she herself had

remained poor, by her own confession, and had neither to sell nor

encumber Maintenon, her sole property.

In founding my community of Saint Joseph, I was neither seconded nor

aided by anybody. Saint Joseph springs entirely from myself, from good

intentions, without noise or display. Saint Joseph is one of my good

actions, and although it makes no great noise in the world, I would

rather have founded it than Saint Cyr, where the most exalted houses

procure admission for their children with false certificates of poverty.

The buildings of Saint Cyr, in spite of all the sums they have absorbed,

have no external nobility or grandeur. The foundress put upon it the

seal of her parsimony, or, rather, of her general timidity. She is like

Moliere's Harpagon, who would like to do great things for little money.

[Here Madame de Montespan forgets what she has just said, that Saint-Cyr

cost "immense sums,"--an ordinary effect of passion.--ED. NOTE]

The only beauty about the house is in the laundry and gardens. All the

rest reminds you of a convent of Capuchins. The chapel has not even

necessary and indispensable dignity; it is a long, narrow barn, without

arches, pillars, or decorations. The King, having wished to know

beforehand what revenue would be needed for a community of four hundred

persons, consulted M. de Louvois. That minister, accustomed to calculate

open-handedly, put in an estimate of five hundred thousand livres a year.

The foundress presented hers, which came to no more than twenty-five

thousand crowns. His Majesty adopted a middle course, and assigned a

revenue of three hundred thousand livres to his Royal House of Saint Cyr.

The foundress, foreseeing the financial embarrassments which have

supervened later, conceived the idea of making the clergy (who are

childless) support the education of these three hundred and fifty young

ladies. In consequence, she cast her eyes upon the rich abbey of Saint

Denis, then vacant, and suggested it to the King, as being almost

sufficient to provide for the new establishment.

This idea astonished the prince. He found it, at first, audacious, not

to say perilous; but, on further reflection, considering that the monks

of Saint Denis live under the rule of a prior, and never see their abbot,

who is almost always a great noble and a man of the world, his Majesty

consented to suppress the said abbey in order to provide for the

children.

The monks of Saint Denis, alarmed at such an innovation (which did not,

however, affect their own goods and revenues), composed a petition in the

form of the factum that our advocates draw up in a suit. They exclaimed

in this document "on the disrepute which this innovation would bring upon

their ancient, respectable, and illustrious community. In suppressing

the title of Abbot of Saint Denis," they said further, "your Majesty, in

reality, suppresses our abbey; and if our abbey is reduced to nothing,

our basilica, where the Kings, your ancestors, lie, will be no more than

a royal church, and will cease to be abbatial."

Further on, this petition said: "Sire, may it please your Majesty, whose

eyes can see so far, to appreciate this innovation in all its terrible

consequences. By striking to-day dissolution and death into the first

abbey of your kingdom, do you not fear to leave behind you a great and

sinister precedent? . . . What Louis the Great has looked upon as

possible will seem righteous and necessary to your successors; and it

will happen, maybe, before long, that the thirst for conquests and the

needs of the State (those constant and familiar pretexts of ministers)

will authorise some political Attila to extend your work, and wreak

destruction upon the tabernacle by depriving it of the splendour which is

its due, and which sustains it."

Madame de Maintenon, to whom this affair was entrusted, summoned the

administrative monks of Saint Denis to Versailles. She received them

with her agreeable and seductive courtesy, and, putting on her dulcet and

fluted voice, said to them that their alarm was without foundation; that

his Majesty did not suppress their abbey; that he simply took it from the

male sex to give it to the female, seeing that the Salic law never

included the dignities of the Church nor her revenues.

"The King leaves you," she added, "those immense and prodigious treasures

of Saint Denis, more ancient, perhaps, than the Oriflamme. That is your

finest property, your true and illustrious glory. In general, your

abbots have been, to this very day, unknown to you. Do you find,

gentlemen, that religion was more honoured and respected when men of

battle, covered with murders and other crimes, were called Abbots of

Saint Denis? Beneath the government of the King such nominations would

never have affected the Church; and after the present M. le Chevalier de

Lorraine, we shall hear no more of nominating an abbot-commandant on the

steps of the Opera.

"Our little girls are cherubim and seraphim, occupied unceasingly with

the praise of the Lord. I recommend them to your holy prayers, and you

can count on theirs."

With this compliment she dismissed the monks, and what she had resolved

on was carried out.

The King, who all his life had loved children greatly, did not take long

to contract an affection for this budding colony. He liked to assist

sometimes at their recreations and exercises, and, as though Versailles

had been at the other end of the world, he had a magnificent apartment

built at Saint Cyr. This fine armorial pavilion decorates the first long

court in the centre. The mere buildings announce a king; the royal crown

surmounts them.

At first the education of Saint Cyr had been entrusted to canonesses; but

a canoness only takes annual vows; that term expired, she is at liberty

to retire and marry. Several of these ladies having proved thus

irresolute as to their estate, and the house being afraid that a greater

number would follow, the Abbe de Fenelon, who cannot endure limited or

temporary devotion, thought fit to introduce fixed and perpetual vows

into Saint Cyr, and that willynilly.

This elegant abbe says all that he means, and resolutely means all that

he can say. By means of his lectures, a mixed and facile form of

eloquence, which is his glory, he easily proved to these poor canonesses

that streams and rivers flow ever since the world began, and never think

of suspending their current or abandoning their direction. He reminded

them that the sun, which is always in its place and always active, never

dreams of abandoning its functions, either from inconstancy or caprice.

He told them that wise kings are never seized with the idea or temptation

of abdicating their crown, and that God, who serves them as a model and

example, is ceaselessly occupied, with relation to the world, in

preserving, reanimating, and maintaining it. Starting from there, the

ingenious man made them confess that they ought to remain at their post

and bind themselves to it by a perpetual vow.

The first effect of this fine oration having been a little dissipated,

objections broke out. One young and lovely canoness dared to maintain

the rights of her freedom, even in the face of her most amiable enemy.

Madame de Maintenon rushed to the succour of the Abbe of Saint Sulpice,

and half by wheedling, half by tyranny, obtained the cloister and

perpetual vows.

I must render this justice to the King; he never would pronounce or

intervene in this pathetic struggle. His royal hand profited, no doubt,

by a submission which the Abbe de Fenelon imposed upon timidity,

credulity, and obedience. The House of Saint Cyr profited thereby; but

the King only regretted a new religious convent, for, as a rule, he liked

them not. How many times has he unburdened himself before me on the

subject.

CHAPTER XLVII.

Final Rupture.--Terrible Scene.--Madame de Maintenon in the Brocaded

Chair.

To-day, when time and reflection, and, perhaps, that fund of contempt

which is so useful, have finally revealed to me the insurmountable

necessities of life, I can look with a certain amount of composure at

the; injury which the King did me. I had at first resolved to conclude,

with the chapter which you have just read, my narrative of the more or

less important things which have passed or been unfolded before my eyes.

For long I did not feel myself strong enough to approach a narrative

which might open up all my old wounds and make my blood boil again; but I

finished by considering that our monarch's reign will be necessarily the

subject of a multitude of commentaries, journals, and memoirs. All these

confidential writings will speak of me to the generations to be; some

will paint me as one paints an object whom one loves; others, as the

object one detests. The latter, to render me more odious, will probably

revile my character, and, perhaps, represent me as a cowardly and

despairing mistress, who has descended even to supplications!! It is my,

part, therefore, to retrace with a firm and vigorous hand this important

epoch of my life, where my destiny, at once kind and cruel, reduced me to

treat the greatest of all Kings both as my equal and as an inconstant

friend, as a treacherous enemy, and as my inferior or subject. He had,

at first, the intention of putting me to death,--of that I am

persuaded,--but soon his natural gentleness got the better of his pride.

He grasped the wounds in my heart from the deplorable commotion of my

face. If his former friend was guilty in her speech, he was far more

guilty by his actions. Like an equitable judge he pardoned neither of

us; he did not forgive himself and he dared not condemn me.

Since this sad time of desertion and sorrow, into which the new state of

things had brought me, MM. de Mortemart, de Nevers, and de Vivonne had

been glad to avoid me. They found my humour altered, and I admit that a

woman who sulks, scolds, or complains is not very attractive company.

One day the poor Marechal de Vivonne came to see me; he opened my

shutters to call my attention to the beauty of the sky, and, my health

seeming to him a trifle poor, he suggested to me to embark at once in his

carriage and to go and dine at Clagny. I had no will left that day, so I

accompanied my brother.

Being come to Clagny, the Marshal, having shut himself up with me in his

closet, said to me the words which follow:

"You know, my, sister, how all along you have been dear to me; the grief

which is wearing you out does me almost as much harm as you. To-day I

wish to hurt you for your own good; and get you away from this locality

in spite of yourself. Kings are not to be opposed as we oppose our

equals; our King, whom you know by heart, has never suffered

contradiction. He has had you asked, two or three times already, to

leave his palace and to go and live on your estates. Why do you delay to

satisfy him, and to withdraw from so many eyes which watch you with

pity?"

"The King, I am very sure, would like to see me away," I replied to the

Marshal, "but he has never formally expressed himself, and it is untrue

that any such wish has been intimated or insinuated to me."

"What! you did not receive two letters last year, which invited you to

make up your mind and retire!"

"I received two anonymous letters; nothing is more true. Could those two

letters have been sent to me by the King himself?"

"The Marquis de Chamarante wrote them to you, but beneath the eyes, and

at the dictation, of his Majesty."

"All, God! What is it you tell me? What! the Marquis de Chamarante,

whom I thought one of my friends, has lent himself to such an embassy!"

"The Marquis is a good man, a man of honour; and his essential duty is to

please his sovereign, his master. Moreover, at the time when the letters

were sent you, time remained to you for deliberation. To-day, all time

for delay has expired; you must go away of your own free will, or receive

the affront of a command, and a 'lettre de cachet' in form."

"A 'lettre de cachet' for me! for the mother of the Duc du Maine and the

Comte de Toulouse! We shall see that, my brother! We shall see!"

"There is nothing to see or do but to summon here all your people, and

leave to-morrow, either for my chateau of Roissy, or for your palace at

Petit-Bourg; things are pressing, and the day after to-morrow I will

explain all without any secrecy."

"Explain it to me at once, my brother, and I promise to satisfy you."

"Do you give me your word?"

"I give it you, my good and dear friend, with pleasure. Inform me of

what is in progress."

"Madame de Maintenon, whom, having loved once greatly, you no longer

love, had the kindness to have me summoned to her this morning."

"The kindness!"

"Do not interrupt me--yes, the kindness. From the moment that she is in

favour, all that comes from her requires consideration. She had me taken

into her small salon, and there she charged me to tell you that she has

always loved you, that she always will; that your rupture with her has

displeased the King; that for a long time, and on a thousand occasions,

she has excused you to his Majesty, but that things are now hopeless;

that your retreat is required at all costs, and that it will be joined

with an annual pension of six hundred thousand livres."

"And you advise me--?" I said to my brother.

"I advise you, I implore you, I conjure you, to accept these propositions

which save everything."

My course was clear to me on the instant. Wishing to be relieved of the

importunities of the Marshal (a courtier, if ever there was one), I

embraced him with tears in my eyes. I assured him that, for the honour

of the family and out of complacence, I accepted his propositions. I

begged him to take me back to Versailles, where I had to gather together

my money, jewels, and papers.

The Duc de Vivonne, well as he knew me, did not suspect my trickery; he

applied a score of kisses to my "pretty little white hands," and his

postilions, giving free play to their reins, speedily brought us back to

the chateau.

All beaming with joy and satisfaction, he went to convey his reply to

Madame de Maintenon, who was probably expecting him. Twenty minutes

hardly elapsed. The King himself entered my apartment.

He came towards me with a friendly air, and, hardly remarking my

agitation, which I was suppressing, he dared to address the following

words to me:

"The shortest follies are the best, dear Marquise; you see things at last

as they should be seen. Your determination, which the Marechal de

Vivonne has just informed me of, gives me inexpressible pleasure; you are

going to take the step of a clever woman, and everybody will applaud you

for it. It will be eighteen years to-morrow since we took a fancy for

each other. We were then in that period of life when one sees only that

which flatters, and the satisfaction of the heart surpasses everything.

Our attachment, if it had been right and legitimate, might have begun

with the same ardour, but it could not have endured so long; that is the

property of all contested affections.

"From our union amiable children have been born, for whom I have done,

and will do, all that a father with good intentions can do. The Act

which acknowledged them in full Parliament has not named you as their

mother, because your bonds prevented it, but these respectful children

know that they owe you their existence, and not one of them shall forget

it while I live.

"You have charmed by your wit and the liveliness of your character the

busiest years of my life and reign. That pleasant memory will never

leave me, and separated though we be, as good sense and propriety of

every kind demands, we shall still belong to each other in thought.

Athenais will always be to me the mother of my, dear children. I have

been mindful up to this day, to increase at different moments the amount

of your fortune: I believe it to be considerable, and wish, nevertheless,

to add to it even more. If the pension that Vivonne had just suggested

to you appear insufficient, two lines from your pen will notify me that I

must increase it.

"Your children being proclaimed Princes of France, the Court will be

their customary residence, but you will see them frequently, and can

count on my commands. Here they are coming,--not to say good-bye to you,

but, as of old, to embrace you on the eve of a journey.

"If you are prudent, you will write first to the Marquis de Montespan,

not to annul and revoke the judicial and legal separation which exists,

but to inform him of your return to reasonable ideas, and of your resolve

to be reconciled with the public."

With these words the King ceased speaking. I looked at him with a fixed

gaze; a long sigh escaped from my heaving breast, and I had with him, as

nearly as I can remember, the following conversation:

"I admire the sang-froid with which a prince who believes himself, and is

believed by the whole universe, to be magnanimous, gives the word of

dismissal to the tender friend of his youth,--to that friend who, by a

misfortune which is too well known, knew how to leave all and love him

alone.

"From the day when the friendship which had united us cooled and was

dissipated, you have resumed with regard to me that distance which your

rank authorises you, and on my side, I have submitted to see in you only

my King. This revolution has taken effect without any shock, or noise,

or scandal. It has continued for two years already; why should it not

continue in the same manner until the moment when my last two children no

longer require my eyes, and presence, and care? What sudden cause, what

urgent motive, can determine you to exclude me? Does not, then, the

humiliation which I have suffered for two years any longer satisfy your

aversion?"

"What!" cried the prince, in consternation, "is your resolution no longer

the same? Do you go back upon what you promised to your brother?"

"I do not change my resolution," I resumed at once; "the places which you

inhabit have neither charm nor attraction for my heart, which has always

detested treachery and falseness. I consent to withdraw myself from your

person, but on condition that the odious intriguer who has supplanted me

shall follow the unhappy benefactress who once opened to her the doors of

this palace. I took her from a state of misery, and she plunges daggers

into my breast."

"The Kings of Europe," said the prince, white with agitation and anger,

"have not yet laid down the law to me in my palace; you shall not make me

submit to yours, madame. The person whom, for far too long, you have

been offending and humiliating before my eyes, has ancestors who yield in

nothing to your forefathers, and if you have introduced her to this

palace, you have introduced here goodness, sweetness, talent, and virtue

itself. This enemy, whom you defame in every quarter, and who every day

excuses and justifies you, will abide near this throne, which her fathers

have defended and which her good counsel now defends. In sending you

today from a Court where your presence is without motive and pretext, I

wished to keep from your knowledge, and in kindness withdraw from your

eyes an event likely to irritate you, since everything irritates you.

Stay, madame, stay, since great catastrophes appeal to and amuse you;

after to-morrow you will be more than ever a supernumerary in this

chateau."

At these words I realised that it was a question of the public triumph of

my rival. All my firmness vanished; my heart was, as it were, distorted

with the most rapid palpitations. I felt an icy coldness run through my

veins, and I fell unconscious upon my carpet.

My woman cameo to bring me help, and when my senses returned, I heard the

King saying to my intendant: "All this wearies me beyond endurance; she

must go this very day."

"Yes, I will go," I cried, seizing a dessert-knife which was on my

bureau. I rushed forward with a mechanical movement upon my little Comte

de Toulouse, whom I snatched from the hands of his father, and I was on

the verge of sacrificing this child.

I shudder every time I think of that terrible and desperate scene. But

reason had left me; sorrow filled my soul; I was no longer myself. My

reader must be penetrated by my misfortune and have compassion on me.

Madame de Maintenon, informed probably of this storm, arrived and

suddenly showed herself. To rush forward, snatch away the dagger and my

child was but one movement for her. Her tears coursed in abundance; and

the King, leaning on the marble of my chimney-piece, shed tears and

seemed to feel a sort of suffocation.

My women had removed my children. My intendant alone had remained in the

deep embrasure of a shutter; the poor man had affliction and terror

painted on his face. Madame de Maintenon had slightly wounded herself in

seizing my knife. I saw her tearing her handkerchief, putting on

lavender water in order to moisten the bandage. As she left me she took

my hand with an air of kindness, and her tears began again.

The King, seeing her go out, retired without addressing me a word. I

might call as much as I would; he did not return.

Until nightfall I seemed to be in a state of paralysis. My arms were

like lead; my will could no longer stir them. I was distressed at first,

and then I thanked God, who was delivering me from the torments of

existence. All night my body and soul moved in the torrent and waves of

a fever handed over to phantoms; I saw in turn the smiling plains of

Paradise and the dire domain of Hell. My children, covered with wounds,

asked me for pardon, kneeling before me; and Madame de Maintenon, one

mass of blood, reproached me for having killed her.

On the following day a copious blood-letting, prescribed by my doctor,

relieved my head and heart.

The following week Madame de Maintenon, entirely cured of her scratch,

consented to the King's will, which she had opposed in order to excite

it, and in the presence of the Marquis and Marquise de Montchevreuil, the

Duc de Noailles, the Marquis de Chamarante, M. Bontems, and Mademoiselle

Ninon, her permanent chambermaid, was married to the King of France and

Navarre in the chapel of the chateau.

The Abbe de Harlay, Archbishop of Paris, assisted by the Bishop of

Chartres and Pere de la Chaise, had the honour of blessing this marriage

and presenting the rings of gold. After the ceremony, which took place

at an early hour, and even by torchlight, there was a slight repast in

the small apartments. The same persons, taking carriages, then repaired

to Maintenon, where the great ceremony, the mass, and all that is

customary in such cases were celebrated.

At her return, Madame de Maintenon took possession of an extremely

sumptuous apartment that had been carefully arranged and furnished for

her. Her people continued to wear her livery, but she scarcely ever rode

any more except in the great carriage of the King, where we saw her in

the place which had been occupied by the Queen. In her interior the

title of Majesty was given her; and the King, when he had to speak of

her, only used the word Madame, without adding Maintenon, that having

become too familiar and trivial.

He was desirous of proclaiming her; she consistently opposed it, and this

prudent and wise conduct regained for her, little by little, the opinions

which had been shocked.

A few days after the marriage, my health being somewhat reestablished, I

went to Petit-Bourg; but the Marechal de Vivonne, his son Louis de

Vivonne, all the Mortemarts, all the Rochehouarts, Thianges, Damas,

Seignelays, Blainvilles, and Colberts,--in a word, counts, marquises,

barons, prelates, and duchesses, came to find me and attack me in my

desert, in order to represent to me that, since Madame de Maintenon was

the wife of the monarch, I owed her my homage and respectful compliments.

The whole family has done so, said these cruel relations; you only have

not yet fulfilled this duty. You must do it, in God's name. She has

neither airs nor hauteur; you will be marvellously well received. Your

resistance would compromise us all.

Not desiring to harm or displease my family, and wishing, above all, to

reinstate myself somewhat in the King's mind, I resolutely prepared for

this distressing journey, and God gave me the necessary strength to

execute it.

I appeared in a long robe of gold and silver before the new spouse of the

monarch. The King, who was sitting at a table, rose for a moment and

encouraged me by his greeting. I made the three pauses and three

reverences as I gradually approached Madame de Maintenon, who occupied a

large and rich armchair of brocade. She did not rise; etiquette forbade

it, and principally the presence of the all-powerful King of kings. Her

complexion, ordinarily pale, and with a very slight tone of pink, was

animated suddenly, and took all the colours of the rose. She made me a

sign to seat myself on a stool, and it seemed to me that her amiable gaze

apologised to me. She spoke to me of Petit-Bourg, of the waters of

Bourbon, of her country-place, of my children, and said to me, smiling

kindly: "I am going to confide in you. Monsieur le Prince has already

asked Mademoiselle de Names for his grandson, M. le Duc de Bourbon, and

his Highness promises us his granddaughter for our Duc du Maine. Two or

three years more, and we shall see all that."

After half an hour spent thus, I rose from this uncomfortable stool and

made my farewell reverences. Madame de Maintenon, profiting by the King

having leaned over to write, rose five or six inches in her chair, and

said to me these words: "Do not let us cease to love one another, I

implore you."

I went to rest myself in the poor apartment which was still mine, since

the keys had not yet been returned, and I sent for M. le Duc du Maine,

who said to me coldly: "I have much pleasure in seeing you again; we were

going to write to you."

I had come out from Madame de Maintenon by the door of mirrors, which

leads to the great gallery. There was much company there at the moment;

M. le Prince de Salm came to me and said: "Go and put on your peignoir;

you are flushed, and I can perfectly well understand why." He pressed my

hand affectionately. In all the salons they were eager to see me pass.

Some courageous persons came even within touch of my fan; and all were

more or less pleased with my mishap and downfall. I had seen all these

figures at my feet, and almost all were under obligations to me. I left

Versailles again very early. When I was seated in my carriage I noticed

the King, who, from the height of his balcony in the court of marble,

watched me set off and disappear.

I settled at Paris, where my personal interest and my great fortune gave

me an existence which many might have envied. I never returned to

Versailles, except for the weddings of my eldest daughter, and of my son,

the Serious;--[Louis Augusts de Bourbon, Duc du Maine, a good man,

somewhat devout and melancholy. (See the Memoirs of Dubois and

Richelieu.)--EDITOR'S NOTE.]--I always loved him better than he did me.

Pere de Latour, my director, obtained from me then, what I had refused

hitherto to everybody, a letter of reconciliation to M. le Marquis de

Montespan: I had foreseen the reply, which was that of an obstinate,

ill-bred, and evil man.

Pere de Latour, going further, wished to impose hard, not to say

murderous, penances on me; I begged him to keep within bounds, and not to

make me impatient. This Oratorian and his admirers have stated that I

wore a hair shirt and shroud. Pious slanders, every word of them! I give

many pensions and alms, that is to say, I do good to several families;

the good that I bestow about me will be more agreeable to God than any

harm I could do myself, and that I maintain.

The Marquis d'Antin, my son, since my disgrace.......

HERE END THE MEMOIRS OF MADAME DE MONTESPAN.

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All the death-in-life of a convent

Always sold at a loss which must be sold at a given moment

Ambition puts a thick bandage over the eyes

And then he would go off, laughing in his sleeve

Armed with beauty and sarcasm

Cannot reconcile themselves to what exists

Conduct of the sort which cements and revives attachments

Console me on the morrow for what had troubled me to-day

Cuddlings and caresses of decrepitude

Depicting other figures she really portrays her own

Domestics included two nurses, a waiting-maid, a physician

Extravagant, without the means to be so

Grow like a dilapidated house; I am only here to repair myself

Happy with him as a woman who takes her husband's place can be

Hate me, but fear me

He contradicted me about trifles

He was not fool enough for his place

I myself being the first to make merry at it (my plainness)

In the great world, a vague promise is the same as a refusal

In Rome justice and religion always rank second to politics

In ill-assorted unions, good sense or good nature must intervene

In England a man is the absolute proprietor of his wife

Intimacy, once broken, cannot be renewed

It is easier to offend me than to deceive me

Jealous without motive, and almost without love

Kings only desire to be obeyed when they command

Knew how to point the Bastille cannon at the troops of the King

Laws will only be as so many black lines on white paper

Love-affair between Mademoiselle de la Valliere and the King

Madame de Sevigne

Madame de Montespan had died of an attack of coquetry

Not show it off was as if one only possessed a kennel

Permissible neither to applaud nor to hiss

Poetry without rhapsody

Present princes and let those be scandalised who will!

Respectful without servility

Satire without bitterness

Says all that he means, and resolutely means all that he can say

She awaits your replies without interruption

Situations in life where we are condemned to see evil done

Talent without artifice

That Which Often It is Best to Ignore

The King replied that "too much was too much"

The monarch suddenly enough rejuvenated his attire

The pulpit is in want of comedians; they work wonders there

Then comes discouragement; after that, habit

There is an exaggeration in your sorrow

These liars in surplice, in black cassock, or in purple

Time, the irresistible healer

Trust not in kings

Violent passion had changed to mere friendship

Weeping just as if princes had not got to die like anybody else

Went so far as to shed tears, his most difficult feat of all

What they need is abstinence, prohibitions, thwartings

When women rule their reign is always stormy and troublous

When one has seen him, everything is excusable

When one has been pretty, one imagines that one is still so

Wife: property or of furniture, useful to his house

Wish you had the generosity to show, now and again, less wit

Women who misconduct themselves are pitiless and severe

Won for himself a great name and great wealth by words

Would you like to be a cardinal? I can manage that

You know, madame, that he generally gets everything he wants

MEMOIRS OF THE COURT OF LOUIS XIV. AND OF THE REGENCY

Being the Secret Memoirs of the Mother of the Regent,

MADAME ELIZABETH-CHARLOTTE OF BAVARIA, DUCHESSE D'ORLEANS.

Complete

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BOOK 1.

PREFACE.

The Duchesse d'Orleans, commonly though incorrectly styled the Princess

of Bavaria, was known to have maintained a very extensive correspondence

with her relations and friends in different parts of Europe. Nearly

eight hundred of her letters, written to the Princess Wilhelmina

Charlotte of Wales and the Duke Antoine-Ulric of Brunswick, were found

amongst the papers left by the Duchess Elizabeth of Brunswick at her

death, in 1767. These appeared to be so curious that the Court of

Brunswick ordered De Praun, a Privy Councillor, to make extracts of such

parts as were most interesting. A copy of his extracts was sent to

France, where it remained a long time without being published.

In 1788, however, an edition appeared, but so mutilated and disfigured,

either through the prudence of the editor or the scissors of the censor,

that the more piquant traits of the correspondence had entirely

disappeared. The bold, original expressions of the German were modified

and enfeebled by the timid translator, and all the names of individuals

and families were suppressed, except when they carried with them no sort

of responsibility. A great many passages of the original correspondence

were omitted, while, to make up for the deficiencies, the editor inserted

a quantity of pedantic and useless notes. In spite of all these faults

and the existence of more faithful editions, this translation was

reprinted in 1807. The existence of any other edition being unknown to

its editor, it differed in nothing from the preceding, except that the

dates of some of the letters were suppressed, a part of the notes cut

out, and some passages added from the Memoirs of Saint-Simon, together

with a life, or rather panegyric, of the Princess, which bore no slight

resemblance to a village homily.

A copy of the extracts made by M. de Praun fell by some chance into the

hands of Count de Veltheim, under whose direction they were published at

Strasburg, in 1789, with no other alterations than the correction of the

obsolete and vicious orthography of the Princess.

In 1789 a work was published at Dantzick, in Germany, entitled,

Confessions of the Princess Elizabeth-Charlotte of Orleans, extracted

from her letters addressed, between the years 1702 and 1722, to her

former governess, Madame de Harling, and her husband. The editor asserts

that this correspondence amounted to nearly four hundred letters. A

great part of these are only repetitions of what she had before written

to the Princess of Wales and the Duke of Brunswick. Since that period no

new collections have appeared, although it is sufficiently well known

that other manuscripts are in existence.

In 1820 M. Schutz published at Leipsig the Life and Character of

Elizabeth-Charlotte, Duchesse d'Orleans, with an Extract of the more

remarkable parts of her Correspondence. This is made up of the two

German editions of 1789 and 1791; but the editor adopted a new

arrangement, and suppressed such of the dates and facts as he considered

useless. His suppressions, however, were not very judicious; without

dates one is at a loss to know to what epoch the facts related by the

Princess ought to be referred, and the French proper names are as

incorrect as in the edition of Strasburg.

Feeling much surprise that in France there should have been no more

authentic edition of the correspondence of the Regent-mother than the

miserable translation of 1788 and 1807, we have set about rendering a

service to the history of French manners by a new and more faithful

edition. The present is a translation of the Strasburg edition, arranged

in a more appropriate order, with the addition of such other passages as

were contained in the German collections. The dates have been inserted

wherever they appeared necessary, and notes have been added wherever the

text required explanation, or where we wished to compare the assertions

of the Princess with other testimonies. The Princess, in the salons of

the Palais Royal, wrote in a style not very unlike that which might be

expected in the present day from the tenants of its garrets. A more

complete biography than any which has hitherto been drawn up is likewise

added to the present edition. In other respects we have faithfully

followed the original Strasburg edition. The style of the Duchess will

be sometimes found a little singular, and her chit-chat indiscreet and

often audacious; but we cannot refuse our respect to the firmness and

propriety with which she conducted herself in the midst of a hypocritical

and corrupt Court. The reader, however, must form his own judgment on

the correspondence of this extraordinary woman; our business is, not to

excite a prejudice in favour of or against her, but merely to present him

with a faithful copy of her letters.

Some doubts were expressed about the authenticity of the correspondence

when the mutilated edition of 1788 appeared; but these have long since

subsided, and its genuineness is no longer questioned.

TABLE OF CONTENTS

BOOK 1.

Preface

Elizabeth-Charlotte, Duchesse d'Orleans

Louis XIV

Mademoiselle de Fontange

Madame de la Valliere

Madame de Montespan

Madame de Maintenon

The Queen-Consort of Louis XIV.

BOOK 2.

Philippe I., Duc d'Orleans

Philippe II., Duc d'Orleans, Regent of France

The Affairs of the Regency

The Duchesse d'Orleans, Consort of the Regent

The Dauphine, Princess of Bavaria.

Adelaide of Savoy, the Second Dauphine

The First Dauphin

The Duke of Burgundy, the Second Dauphin

Petite Madame

BOOK 3.

Henrietta of England, Monsieur's First Consort

The Due de Berri

The Duchesse de Berri

Mademoiselle d'Orleans, Louise-Adelaide de Chartres

Mademoiselle de Valois, Consort of the Prince of Modena

The Illegitimate Children of the Regent, Duc d'Orleans

The Chevalier de Lorraine

Philip V., King of Spain

The Duchess, Consort of the Duc de Bourbon

The Younger Duchess

Duc Louis de Bourbon

Francois-Louis, Prince de Conti

La Grande Princesse de Conti

The Princess Palatine, Consort of Prince Francois-Louis de Conti

The Princesse de Conti, Louise-Elizabeth, Consort of Louis-Armand

Louis-Armand, Prince de Conti

The Abbe Dubois

Mr. Law

BOOK 4.

Victor Amadeus II.

The Grand Duchess, Consort of Cosimo II. of Florence

The Duchesse de Lorraine, Elizabeth-Charlotte d'Orleans

The Duc du Maine

The Duchesse du Maine

Louvois

Louis XV.

Anecdotes and Historical Particulars of Various Persons

Explanatory Notes

SECRET COURT MEMOIRS.

MADAME ELIZABETH-CHARLOTTE OF BAVARIA, DUCHESSE D' ORLEANS.

[Illustration: Duchesse d'Orleans and Her Children--116]

SECTION I.

If my father had loved me as well as I loved him he would never have sent

me into a country so dangerous as this, to which I came through pure

obedience and against my own inclination. Here duplicity passes for wit,

and frankness is looked upon as folly. I am neither cunning nor

mysterious. I am often told I lead too monotonous a life, and am asked

why I do not take a part in certain affairs. This is frankly the reason:

I am old; I stand more in need of repose than of agitation, and I will

begin nothing that I cannot, easily finish. I have never learned to

govern; I am not conversant with politics, nor with state affairs, and I

am now too far advanced in years to learn things so difficult. My son, I

thank God, has sense enough, and can direct these things without

me; besides, I should excite too much the jealousy of his

wife--[Marie-Francoise de Bourbon, the legitimate daughter of Louis XIV.

and of Madame de Montespan, Duchesse d'Orleans.]--and his eldest

daughter,--[Marie-Louise-Elizabeth d'Orleans, married on the 17th of

July, 1710, to Charles of France, Duc de Berri.]--whom he loves better

than me; eternal quarrels would ensue, which would not at all suit my

views. I have been tormented enough, but I have always forborne, and

have endeavoured to set a proper example to my, son's wife and his

daughter; for this kingdom has long had the misfortune to be too much

governed by women, young and old. It is high time that men should now

assume the sway, and this is the reason which has determined me not to

intermeddle. In England, perhaps, women may reign without

inconvenience; in France, men alone should do so, in order that things

may go on well. Why should I torment myself by day and by night? I

seek only peace and repose; all that were mine are dead. For whom should

I care? My time is past. I must try to live smoothly that I may die

tranquilly; and in great public affairs it is difficult, indeed, to

preserve one's conscience spotless.

I was born at Heidelberg (1652), in the seventh month. I am

unquestionably very ugly; I have no features; my eyes are small, my nose

is short and thick, my lips long and flat. These do not constitute much

of a physiognomy. I have great hanging cheeks and a large face; my

stature is short and stout; my body and my thighs, too, are short, and,

upon the whole, I am truly a very ugly little object. If I had not a

good heart, no one could endure me. To know whether my eyes give tokens

of my possessing wit, they must be examined with a microscope, or it will

be difficult to judge. Hands more ugly than mine are not perhaps to be

found on the whole globe. The King has often told me so, and has made me

laugh at it heartily; for, not being able to flatter even myself that I

possessed any one thing which could be called pretty, I resolved to be

the first to laugh at my own ugliness; this has succeeded as well as I

could have wished, and I must confess that I have seldom been at a loss

for something to laugh at. I am naturally somewhat melancholy; when

anything happens to afflict me, my left side swells up as if it were

filled with water. I am not good at lying in bed; as soon as I awake

I must get up. I seldom breakfast, and then only on bread and butter.

I take neither chocolate, nor coffee, nor tea, not being able to endure

those foreign drugs. I am German in all my habits, and like nothing in

eating or drinking which is not conformable to our old customs. I eat no

soup but such as I can take with milk, wine, or beer. I cannot bear

broth; whenever I eat anything of which it forms a part, I fall sick

instantly, my body swells, and I am tormented with colics. When I take

broth alone, I am compelled to vomit, even to blood, and nothing can

restore the tone to my stomach but ham and sausages.

I never had anything like French manners, and I never could assume them,

because I always considered it an honour to be born a German, and always

cherished the maxims of my own country, which are seldom in favor here.

In my youth I loved swords and guns much better than toys. I wished to

be a boy, and this desire nearly cost me my life; for, having heard that

Marie Germain had become a boy by dint of jumping, I took such terrible

jumps that it is a miracle I did not, on a hundred occasions, break my

neck. I was very gay in my youth, for which reason I was called, in

German, Rauschenplatten-gnecht. The Dauphins of Bavaria used to say, "My

poor dear mamma" (so she used always to address me), "where do you pick

up all the funny things you know?"

I remember the birth of the King of England

[George Louis, Duke of Brunswick Hanover, born the 28th of May,

1660; proclaimed King of England the 12th of August, 1714, by the

title of George I.]

as well as if it were only yesterday (1720). I was curious and

mischievous. They had put a doll in a rosemary bush for the purpose of

making me believe it was the child of which my aunt

[Sophia of Bavaria, married, in 1658, to the Elector of Hanover, was

the paternal aunt of Madame. She was the granddaughter of James I,

and was thus declared the first in succession to the crown of

England, by Act of Parliament, 23rd March, 1707.]

had just lain in; at the same moment I heard the cries of the Electress,

who was then in the pains of childbirth. This did not agree with the

story which I had been told of the baby in the rosemary bush; I

pretended, however, to believe it, but crept to my aunt's chamber as if I

was playing at hide-and-seek with little Bulau and Haxthausen, and

concealed myself behind a screen which was placed before the door and

near the chimney. When the newly born infant was brought to the fire I

issued from my hiding-place. I deserved to be flogged, but in honour of

the happy event I got quit for a scolding.

The monks of the Convent of Ibourg, to revenge themselves for my having

unintentionally betrayed them by telling their Abbot that they had been

fishing in a pond under my window, a thing expressly forbidden by the

Abbot, once poured out white wine for me instead of water. I said, "I do

not know what is the matter with this water; the more of it I put into my

wine the stronger it becomes." The monks replied that it was very good

wine. When I got up from the table to go into the garden, I should have

fallen into the pond if I had not been held up; I threw myself upon the

ground and fell fast asleep immediately. I was then carried into my

chamber and put to bed. I did not awake until nine o'clock in the

evening, when I remembered all that had passed. It was on a Holy

Thursday; I complained to the Abbot of the trick which had been played me

by the monks, and they were put into prison. I have often been laughed

at about this Holy Thursday.

My aunt, our dear Electress (of Hanover), being at the Hague, did not

visit the Princess Royal;

[Maria-Henrietta Stuart, daughter of Charles I. of England, and of

Henriette-Marie of France, married, in 1660, to William of Nassau,

Prince of Orange; she lost her husband in 1660, and was left

pregnant with William-Henry of Nassau, Prince of Orange, and

afterwards, by the Revolution of 1688, King of England. This

Princess was then preceptress of her son, the Stadtholder of

Holland.]

but the Queen of Bohemia

[Elizabeth Stuart, daughter of James I. of England, widow of

Frederic V., Duke of Bavaria, Count Palatine of the Rhine, King of

Bohemia until the year 1621, mother of the Duchess of Hanover.]

did, and took me with her. Before I set out, my aunt said to me,

"Lizette, now take care not to behave as you do in general, and do not

wander away so that you cannot be found; follow the Queen step by step,

so that she may not have to wait for you."

I replied, "Oh, aunt, you shall hear how well I will behave myself."

When we arrived at the Princess Royal's, whom I did not know, I saw her

son, whom I had often played with; after having gazed for a long time at

his mother without knowing who she was, I went back to see if I could

find any one to tell me what was this lady's name. Seeing only the

Prince of Orange, I accosted him thus,--

"Pray, tell me who is that woman with so tremendous a nose?"

He laughed and answered, "That is the Princess Royal, my mother."

I was quite stupefied. That I might compose myself, Mademoiselle Heyde

took me with the Prince into the Princess's bedchamber, where we played

at all sorts of games. I had told them to call me when the Queen should

be ready to go, and we were rolling upon a Turkey carpet when I was

summoned; I arose in great haste and ran into the hall; the Queen was

already in the antechamber. Without losing a moment, I seized the robe

of the Princess Royal, and, making her a low curtsey, at the same moment

I placed myself directly before her, and followed the Queen step by step

to her carriage; everybody was laughing, but I had no notion of what it

was at. When we returned home, the Queen went to find my aunt, and,

seating herself upon the bed, burst into a loud laugh.

"Lizette," said she, "has made a delightful visit." And then she told

all that I had done, which made the Electress laugh even more than the

Queen. She called me to her and said,--

"Lizette, you have done right; you have revenged us well for the

haughtiness of the Princess."

My brother would have had me marry the Margrave of Dourlach, but I had no

inclination towards him because he was affected, which I never could

bear. He knew very well that I was not compelled to refuse him, for he

was married long before they thought of marrying me to Monsieur. Still

he thought fit to send to me a Doctor of Dourlach, for the purpose of

asking me whether he ought to obey his father and marry the Princess of

Holstein. I replied that he could not do better than to obey his father;

that he had promised me nothing, nor had I pledged myself to him; but

that, nevertheless, I was obliged to him for the conduct he had thought

fit to adopt. This is all that passed between us.

Once they wanted to give me to the Duke of Courlande; it was my aunt

d'Hervod who wished to make that match. He was in love with Marianne,

the daughter of Duke Ulric of Wurtemberg; but his father and mother would

not allow him to marry her because they had fixed their eyes on me.

When, however, he came back from France on his way home, I made such an

impression on him that he would not hear of marriage, and requested

permission to join the army.

I once received a very sharp scolding in a short journey from Mannheim to

Heidelberg. I was in the carriage with my late father, who had with him

an envoy, from the Emperor, the Count of Konigseck. At this time I was

as thin and light as I am now fat and heavy. The jolting of the carriage

threw me from my seat, and I fell upon the Count; it was not my fault,

but I was nevertheless severely rebuked for it, for my father was not a

man to be trifled with, and it was always necessary to be very

circumspect in his presence.

When I think of conflagrations I am seized with a shivering fit, for I

remember how the Palatinate was ravaged for more than three months.

Whenever I went to sleep I used to think I saw Heidelberg all in flames;

then I used to wake with a start, and I very narrowly escaped an illness

in consequence of those outrages.

[The burning of the Palatinate in 1674--a horrible devastation

commanded by Louis, and executed by Turenne.]

Upon my arrival in France I was made to hold a conference with three

bishops. They all differed in their creeds, and so, taking the

quintessence of their opinions, I formed a religion of my own.

It was purely from the affection I bore to her that I refused to take

precedence of our late Electress; but making always a wide distinction

between her aid and the Duchess of Mecklenbourg, as well as our Electress

of Hanover, I did not hesitate to do so with respect to both the latter.

I also would not take precedence of my mother. In my childhood I wished

to bear her train, but she would never permit me.

I have been treated ill ever since my marriage this is in some degree the

fault of the Princess Palatine,--[Anne de Gonzague, Princess Palatine,

who took so active a part in the troubles of the Fronde.]--who prepared

my marriage contract; and it is by the contract that the inheritance is

governed. All persons bearing the title of Madame have pensions from the

King; but as they have been of the same amount for a great many years

past they are no longer sufficient.

I would willingly have married the Prince of Orange, for by that union I

might have hoped to remain near my dear Electress (of Hanover).

Upon my arrival at Saint-Germain I felt as if I had fallen from the

clouds. The Princess Palatine went to Paris and there fixed me. I put

as good a face upon the affair as was possible; I saw very well that I

did not please my husband much, and indeed that could not be wondered at,

considering my ugliness; however, I resolved to conduct myself in such a

manner towards Monsieur that he should become accustomed to me by my

attentions, and eventually should be enabled to endure me. Immediately

upon my arrival, the King came to see me at the Chateau Neuf, where

Monsieur and I lived; he brought with him the Dauphin, who was then a

child of about ten years old. As soon as I had finished my toilette the

King returned to the old Chateau, where he received me in the Guards'

hall, and led me to the Queen, whispering at the same time,--"Do not be

frightened, Madame; she will be more afraid of you than you of her." The

King felt so much the embarrassment of my situation that he would not

quit me; he sat by my side, and whenever it was necessary for me to rise,

that is to say, whenever a Duke or a Prince entered the apartment, he

gave me a gentle push in the side without being perceived.

According to the custom of Paris, when a marriage is made, all property

is in common; but the husband has the entire control over it. That only

which has been brought by way of dowry is taken into the account; for

this reason I never knew how much my husband received with me. After his

death, when I expected to gain my cause at Rome and to receive some

money, the disagreeable old Maintenon asked me in the King's name to

promise that if I gained the cause I would immediately cede the half of

the property to my son; and in case of refusal I was menaced with the

King's displeasure. I laughed at this, and replied that I did not know

why they threatened me, for that my son was in the course of nature my

heir, but that it was at least just that he should stay until my death

before he took possession of my property, and that I knew the King was

too equitable to require of me anything but what was consistent with

justice. I soon afterwards received the news of the loss of my cause,

and I was not sorry for it, on account of the circumstance I have just

related.

When the Abby de Tesse had convinced the Pope that his people had decided

without having read our papers, and that they had accepted 50,000 crowns

from the Grand Duke to pronounce against me, he began weeping, and said,

"Am I not an unhappy man to be obliged to trust such persons?" This will

show what sort of a character the Pope was.

When I arrived in France I had only an allowance of a hundred louis d'or

for my pocket-money; and this money was always consumed in advance.

After my mother's death, when my husband received money from the

Palatinate, he increased this allowance to two hundred louis; and once,

when I was in his good graces, he gave me a thousand louis. Besides

this, the King had given me annually one thousand louis up to the year

before the marriage of my son. That supported me, but as I would not

consent to the marriage I was deprived of this sum, and it has never been

restored to me. On my first journey to Fontainebleau, the King would

have given me 2,000 pistoles, but that Monsieur begged him to keep half

of them for Madame, afterwards the Queen of Spain.--[Marie-Louise

d'Orleans, born in 1662, married, in 1679, to Charles IL, King of Spain.]

I cared very little about it, and, nevertheless, went to Fontainebleau,

where I lost all my money at Hoca. Monsieur told me, for the purpose of

vexing me, of the good office he had done me with the King; I only

laughed at it, and told him that, if Madame had chosen to accept the

thousand pistoles from my hands, I would very freely have given them to

her. Monsieur was quite confused at this, and, by way of repairing the

offence he had committed, he took upon himself the payment of 600 louis

d'or, which I had lost over and above the thousand pistoles.

I receive now only 456,000 francs, which is exactly consumed within the

year; if, they could have given me any less they would. I would not be

thought to make claims to which I am not entitled, but it should be

remembered that Monsieur has had the money of my family.

I was very glad when, after the birth of my daughter,

[Elizabeth-Charlotte d'Orleans, born in 1676, married, in 1697, to

the Duc de Lorraine. Philippe d'Orleans, afterwards Regent of

France, was born in 1674; there were no other children by this

marriage.]

my husband proposed separate beds; for, to tell the truth, I was never

very fond of having children. When he proposed it to me, I answered,

"Yes, Monsieur, I shall be very well contented with the arrangement,

provided you do not hate me, and that you will continue to behave with

some kindness to me." He promised, and we were very well satisfied with

each other. It was, besides, very disagreeable to sleep with Monsieur;

he could not bear any one to touch him when he was asleep, so that I was

obliged to lie on the very edge of the bed; whence it sometimes happened

that I fell out like a sack. I was therefore enchanted when Monsieur

proposed to me in friendly terms, and without any anger, to lie in

separate rooms.

I obeyed the late Monsieur by not troubling him with my embraces, and

always conducted myself towards him with respect and submission.

He was a good sort of man, notwithstanding his weaknesses, which, indeed,

oftener excited my pity than my anger. I must confess that I did

occasionally express some impatience, but when he begged pardon, it was

all forgotten.

Madame de Fiennes had a considerable stock of wit, and was a great joker;

her tongue spared no one but me. Perceiving that she treated the King

and Monsieur with as little ceremony as any other persons, I took her by

the hand one day, and, leading her apart, I said to her, "Madame, you are

very agreeable; you have a great deal of wit, and the manner in which you

display it is pleasant to the King and Monsieur, because they are

accustomed to you; but to me, who am but just arrived, I cannot say that

I like it. When any persons entertain themselves at my expense, I cannot

help being very angry, and it is for this reason that I am going to give

you a little advice. If you spare me we shall be mighty good friends;

but if you treat me as I see you treat others, I shall say nothing to

you; I shall, nevertheless, complain of you to your husband, and if he

does not restrain you I shall dismiss him."

He was my Equerry-in-Ordinary.

She promised never to speak of me, and she kept her word.

Monsieur often said to me, "How does it happen that Madame de Fiennes

never says anything severe of you?"

I answered, "Because she loves me."

I would not tell him what I had done, for he would immediately have

excited her to attack me.

I was called sometimes 'Soeur Pacifique', because I did all in my power

to maintain harmony between Monsieur and his cousins, La Grande

Mademoiselle,

[Anne-Marie-Louise d'Orleans, Duchesse de Montpensier, and

Marguerite-Louise d'Orleans, Duchess of Tuscany, daughters of

Gaston, Duc d'Orleans, but by different wives.]

and La Grande Duchesse:

[Charlotte-Eleonore-Maddleine de la Motte Houdancourt, Duchesse de

Ventadour; she was gouvernante to Louis XV.]

they quarrelled very frequently, and always like children, for the

slightest trifles.

Madame de Ventadour was my Maid of Honour for at least sixteen years.

She did not quit me until two years after the death of my husband, and

then it was by a contrivance of old Maintenon; she wished to annoy me

because she knew I was attached to this lady, who was good and amiable,

but not very cunning. Old Maintenon succeeded in depriving me of her by

means of promises and threats, which were conveyed by Soubise, whose son

had married Madame de Ventadour's daughter, and who was an artful woman.

By way of recompense she was made gouvernante. They tried, also, to

deprive me of Madame de Chateau Thiers; the old woman employed all her

power there, too, but Madame de Chateau Thiers remained faithful to me,

without telling of these attempts, which I learnt from another source.

Madame de Monaco might, perhaps, be fond of forming very close

attachments of her own sex, and Madame de Maintenon would have put me on

the same footing; but she did not succeed, and was so much vexed at her

disappointment that she wept. Afterwards she wanted to make me in love

with the Chevalier de Vendome, and this project succeeded no better than

the other. She often said she could not think of what disposition I must

be, since I cared neither for men nor women, and that the German nation

must be colder than any other.

I like persons of that cool temperament. The poor Dauphine of Bavaria

used to send all the young coxcombs of the Court to me, knowing that I

detested such persons, and would be nearly choked with laughter at seeing

the discontented air with which I talked to them.

Falsehood and superstition were never to my taste.

The King was in the habit of saying, "Madame cannot endure unequal

marriages; she always ridicules them."

Although there are some most delightful walks at Versailles, no one went

out either on foot or in carriages but myself; the King observed this,

and said, "You are the only one who enjoys the beauties of Versailles."

All my life, even from my earliest years, I thought myself so ugly that I

did not like to be looked at. I therefore cared little for dress,

because jewels and decoration attract attention. As Monsieur loved to be

covered with diamonds, it was fortunate that I did not regard them, for,

otherwise, we should have quarrelled about who was to wear them. On

grand occasions Monsieur used formerly to make me dress in red; I did so,

but much against my inclination, for I always hated whatever was

inconvenient to me. He always ordered my dresses, and even used to paint

my cheeks himself.

I made the Countess of Soissons laugh very heartily once. She said to

me, "How is it, Madame, that you never look in a mirror when you pass it,

as everybody else does?"

I answered, "Because I have too great a regard for myself to be fond of

seeing myself look as ugly as I really am."

I was always attached to the King; and when he did anything disagreeable

to me it was generally to please Monsieur, whose favourites and my

enemies did all they could to embroil me with him, and through his means

with the King, that I might not be able to denounce them. It was natural

enough that the King should be more inclined to please his brother than

me; but when Monsieur's conscience reproached him, he repented of having

done me ill offices with the King, and he confessed this to the King; His

Majesty would then come to us again immediately, notwithstanding the

malicious contrivances of old Maintenon.

I have always had my own household, although during Monsieur's life I was

not the mistress of it, because all his favourites derived a share of

profit from it. Thus no one could buy any employment in my establishment

without a bribe to Grancey, to the Chevalier de Lorraine, to Cocard, or

to M. Spied. I troubled myself little about these persons; so long as

they continued to behave with proper respect towards me, I let them

alone; but when they presumed to ridicule me, or to give me any trouble,

I set them to rights without hesitation and as they deserved.

Finding that Madame la Marechale de Clerambault was attached to me, they

removed her, and they placed my daughter under the care of Madame la

Marechale de Grancey, the creature of my, bitterest enemy, the Chevalier

de Lorraine, whose mistress was the elder sister of this very, Grancei.

It may be imagined how fit an example such a woman was for my daughter;

but all my prayers, all my, remonstrances, were in vain.

Madame de Montespan said to me one day that it was a shame I had no

ambition, and would not take part in anything.

I replied, "If a person should have intrigued assiduously to become

Madame, could not her son permit her to enjoy that rank peaceably? Well,

then, fancy that I have become so by such means, and leave me to repose."

"You are obstinate," said she.

"No, Madame," I answered; "but I love quiet, and I look upon all your

ambition to be pure vanity."

I thought she would have burst with spite, so angry was she. She,

however, continued,--

"But make the attempt and we will assist you."

"No," I replied, "Madame, when I think that you, who have a hundred times

more wit than I, have not been able to maintain your consequence in that

Court which you love so much, what hope can I, a poor foreigner, have of

succeeding, who know nothing of intrigue, and like it as little?"

She was quite mortified. "Go along," she said, "you are good for

nothing."

Old Maintenon and her party had instilled into the Dauphine a deep hatred

against me; by their direction she often said very impertinent things to

me. They hoped that I should resent them to the Dauphine in such manner

as to afford her reason to complain to the King of me, and thus draw his

displeasure upon me. But as I knew the tricks of the old woman and her

coterie, I resolved not to give them that satisfaction; I only laughed at

the disobliging manner in which they treated me, and I gave them to

understand that I thought the ill behaviour of the Dauphine was but a

trick of her childhood, which she would correct as she grew older. When

I spoke to her she made me no reply, and laughed at me with the ladies

attendant upon her.

"Ladies," she once said to them, "amuse me; I am tired;" and at the same

time looked at me disdainfully. I only smiled at her, as if her

behaviour had no effect upon me.

I said, however, to old Maintenon, in a careless tone, "Madame la

Dauphine receives me ungraciously; I do not intend to quarrel with her,

but if she should become too rude I shall ask the King if he approves of

her behaviour."

The old woman was alarmed, because she knew very well that the King had

enjoined the Dauphine always to behave politely to me; she begged me

immediately not to say a word to the King, assuring me that I should soon

see the Dauphine's behaviour changed; and indeed, from that time, the

Dauphine altered her conduct, and lived upon much better terms with me.

If I had complained to the King of the ill treatment I received from the

Dauphine he would have been very angry; but she would not have hated me

the less, and she and her old aunt would have formed means to repay me

double.

Ratzenhausen has the good fortune to be sprung from a very good family;

the King was always glad to see her, because she made him laugh; she also

diverted the Dauphine, and Madame de Berri liked her much, and made her

visit her frequently. It is not surprising that we should be good

friends; we have been so since our infancy, for I was not nine years old

when I first became acquainted with her. Of all the old women I know,

there is not one who keeps up her gaiety like Linor.

I often visited Madame de Maintenon, and did all in my power to gain her

affections, but could never succeed. The Queen of Sicily asked me one

day if I did not go out with the King in his carriage, as when she was

with us. I replied to her by some verses (from Racine's Phedre).

Madame de Torci told this again to old Maintenon, as if it applied to

her, which indeed it did, and the King was obliged to look coldly on me

for some time.

During the last three years of his life I had entirely gained my husband

to myself, so that he laughed at his own weaknesses, and was no longer

displeased at being joked with. I had suffered dreadfully before; but

from this period he confided in me entirely, and, always took my part.

By his death I saw the result of the care and pains of thirty years

vanish. After Monsieur's decease, the King sent to ask me whither I

wished to retire, whether to a convent in Paris, or to Maubuisson, or

elsewhere. I replied that as I had the honour to be of the royal house

I could not live but where the King was, and that I intended to go

directly to Versailles. The King was pleased at this, and came to see

me. He somewhat mortified me by saying that he sent to ask me whither I

wished to go because he had not imagined that I should choose to stay

where he was. I replied that I did not know who could have told His

Majesty anything so false and injurious, and that I had a much more

sincere respect and attachment for His Majesty than those who had thus

falsely accused me. The King then dismissed all the persons present,

and we had a long explanation, in the course of which the King told me

I hated Madame de Maintenon. I confessed that I did hate her, but only

through my attachment for him, and because she did me wrong to His

Majesty; nevertheless, I added that, if it were agreeable to him that I

should be reconciled to her, I was ready to become so. The good lady was

not prepared for this, or she would not have suffered the King to come to

me; he was, however, so satisfied that he remained favourable to me up to

his last hour. He made old Maintenon come, and said to her, "Madame is

willing to make friends with you." He then caused us to embrace, and

there the scene ended. He required her also to live upon good terms with

me, which she did in appearance, but secretly played me all sorts of

tricks. It was at this time a matter of indifference to me whether I

went to live at Montargis or not, but I would not have the appearance of

doing so in consequence of any disgrace, and as if I had committed some

offence for which I was driven from the Court. I had reason to fear,

besides, that at the end of two days' journey I might be left to die of

hunger, and to avoid this risk I chose rather to be reconciled to the

King. As to going into a convent, I never once thought of it, although

it was that which old Maintenon most desired. The Castle of Montargis is

my jointure; at Orleans there is no house. St. Cloud is not a part of

the hereditary property, but was bought by Monsieur with his own money.

Therefore my jointure produces nothing; all that I have to live on comes

from the King and my son. At the commencement of my widowhood I was left

unpaid, and there was an arrear of 300,000 francs due to me, which were

not paid until after the death of Louis XIV. What, then, would have

become of me if I had chosen to retire to Montargis? My household

expenses amounted annually to 298,758 livres.

Although Monsieur received considerable wealth with me, I was obliged,

after his death, to give up to my son the jewels, movables, pictures--in

short, all that had come from my family; otherwise I should not have had

enough to live according to my rank and to keep up my establishment,

which is large. In my opinion, to do this is much better than to wear

diamonds.

My income is not more than 456,000 livres; and yet, if it please God, I

will not leave a farthing of debt. My son has just made me more rich by

adding 150,000 livres to my pension (1719). The cause of almost all the

evil which prevails here is the passion of women for play. I have often

been told to my face, "You are good for nothing; you do not like play."

If by my influence I can serve any unfortunate persons with the different

branches of the Government, I always do so willingly; in case of success

I rejoice; in a less fortunate event I console myself by the belief that

it was not the will of God.

After the King's death I repaired to St. Cyr to pay a visit to Madame de

Maintenon. On my entering the room she said to me, "Madame, what do you

come here for?"

I replied, "I come to mingle my tears with those of her whom the King I

so much deplore loved most.--that is yourself, Madame."

"Yes, indeed," she said, "he loved me well; but he loved you, also."

I replied, "He did me the honour to say that, he would always distinguish

me by his friendship, although everything was done to make him hate me."

I wished thus to let her understand that I was, quite aware of her

conduct, but that, being a Christian, I could pardon my enemies. If she

possessed any sensibility she must have felt some pain at thus.

receiving the forgiveness of one whom she had incessantly persecuted.

The affair of Loube is only a small part of what I have suffered here.

I have now no circle, for ladies a tabouret--[Ladies having the

privilege of seats upon small stools in the presence.]--seldom come to

me, not liking to appear but in full dress. I begged them to be present

as usual at an audience, which I was to give to the ambassador of Malta,

but not one of them came. When the late Monsieur and the King were

alive, they were more assiduous; they were not then so much accustomed to

full dresses, and when they did not come in sufficient numbers Monsieur

threatened to tell the King of it.

But this is enough, as M. Biermann said, after having preached four hours

together.

SECTION II.--LOUIS XIV.

[Illustration: Louis XIV.]

When the King pleased he could be one of the most agreeable and amiable

men in the world; but it was first necessary that he should be intimately

acquainted with persons. He used to joke in a very comical and amusing

manner.

The King, though by no means perfect, possessed some great and many fine

qualities; and by no means deserved to be defamed and despised by his

subjects after his death.

While he lived he was flattered, even to idolatry.

He was so much tormented on my account that I could not have wondered if

he had hated me most cordially. However, he did not; but, on the

contrary, he discovered that all which was said against me sprang from

malice and jealousy.

If he had not been so unfortunate as to fall into the hands of two of the

worst women in the world Montespan, and that old Maintenon, who was even

worse than the other, he would have been one of the best kings that ever

lived; for all the evil that he ever did proceeded from those two women,

and not from himself.

Although I approved of many things he did, I could not agree with him

when he maintained that it was vulgar to love one's relations. Montespan

had instilled this into him, in order that she might get rid of all his

legitimate blood connections, and might suffer none about him but her

bastards; she had even carried matters so far as to seek to confine the

royal favour to her offspring or her creatures.

Our King loved the chase passionately; particularly hawking and stag

hunting.

One day all the world came to Marly to offer their compliments of

condolence; Louis XIV., to get rid of the ceremony, ordered that no

harangues should be made, but that all the Court should enter without

distinction and together at one door, and go out by the other. Among

them came the Bishop of Gap, in a sort of dancing step, weeping large,

hot tears, and smiling at the same moment, which gave to his face the

most grotesque appearance imaginable. Madame, the Dauphine, and I, were

the first who could not restrain ourselves; then the Dauphin and the Duc

de Berri, and at last the King, and everybody who was in the chamber

burst out into loud laughter.

The King, it must be allowed, gave occasion to great scandal on account

of his mistresses; but then he very sincerely repented of these offences.

He had good natural wit, but was extremely ignorant; and was so much

ashamed of it that it became the fashion for his courtiers to turn

learned men into ridicule. Louis XIV. could not endure to hear politics

talked; he was what they call in this country, 'franc du collier'.

At Marly he did not wish the slightest ceremony to prevail. Neither

ambassadors nor other envoys were ever permitted to come here; he never

gave audience; there was no etiquette, and the people went about

'pele-mele'. Out of doors the King made all the men wear their hats; and

in the drawing-room, everybody, even to the captains, lieutenants, and

sublieutenants of the foot-guards, were permitted to be seated. This

custom so disgusted me with the drawing-room that I never went to it.

The King used to take off his hat to women of all descriptions, even, the

common peasants.

When he liked people he would tell them everything he had heard; and for

this reason it was always dangerous to talk to him of that old Maintenon.

Although he loved flattery, he was very often ready to ridicule it.

Montespan and the old woman had spoiled him and hardened his heart

against his relations, for he was naturally of a very affectionate

disposition.

Louis XIV., as well as all the rest of his family, with the exception of

my son, hated reading. Neither the King nor Monsieur had been taught

anything; they scarcely knew how to read and write. The King was the

most polite man in his kingdom, but his son and his grandchildren were

the most rude.

In his youth he had played in the comedy of 'Les Visionnaires', which he

knew by heart, and in which he acted better than the comedians. He did

not know a note of music; but his ear was so correct that he could play

in a masterly style on the guitar, and execute whatever he chose.

It is not astonishing that the King and Monsieur were brought up in

ignorance. The Cardinal (Mazarin) wished to reign absolutely; if the

princes had been better instructed, he would neither have been trusted

nor employed, and this it was his object to prevent, hoping that he

should live much longer than he did. The Queen-mother found all that the

Cardinal did perfectly right; and, besides, it suited her purpose that he

should be indispensable. It is almost a miracle that the King should

have become what he afterwards was.

I never saw the King beat but two men, and they both well deserved it.

The first was a valet, who would not let him enter the garden during one

of his own fetes. The other was a pickpocket, whom the King saw emptying

the pocket of M. de Villars. Louis XIV., who was on horseback, rode

towards the thief and struck him with his cane; the rascal cried out,

"Murder! I shall be killed!" which made us all laugh, and the King

laughed, also. He had the thief taken, and made him give up the purse,

but he did not have him hanged.

The Duchesse de Schomberg was a good deal laughed at because she asked

the King a hundred questions, which is not the fashion here. The King

was not well pleased to be talked to; but he never laughed in any one's

face.

When Louvois proposed to the King for the first time that he should

appoint Madame Dufresnoy, his mistress, a lady of the Queen's bedchamber,

His Majesty replied, "Would you, then, have them laugh at both of us?"

Louvois, however, persisted so earnestly in his request that the King at

length granted it.

The Court of France was extremely agreeable until the King had the

misfortune to marry that old Maintenon; she withdrew him from company,

filled him with ridiculous scruples respecting plays, and told him that

he ought not to see excommunicated persons. In consequence of this she

had a small theatre erected in her own apartments, where plays were acted

twice a week before the King. Instead of the dismissed comedians,

[These dismissed comedians had, as appears by the edition of 1788,

renounced their profession, and had been admitted to the communion.

After that, Madame de Maintenon no longer saw any sin in them.]

she had the Dauphine, my son, the Duc de Berri, and her own nieces, to

play; in her opinion this was much better than the real comedians. The

King, instead of occupying his usual place, was seated behind me in a

corner, near Madame de Maintenon. This arrangement spoilt all, for the

consequence was that few people saw him, and the Court was almost

deserted.

Maintenon told me that the King said to her, "Now that I am old my

children get tired of me and are delighted to find any opportunity of

fixing me here and going elsewhere for their own amusement; Madame alone

stays, and I see that she is glad to be with me still." But she did not

tell me that she had done all in her power to persuade him of the

contrary, and that the King spoke thus by way of reproaching her for the

lies she had invented about me. I learned that afterwards from others.

If the King had been my father I could not have loved him more than I

did; I was always pleased to be with him.

He was fond of the German soldiers, and said that the German horsemen

displayed more grace in the saddle than those of any other nation.

When the King had a design to punish certain libertines, Fagon--[Guy

Crescent Fagon, appointed the King's chief physician in 1693, died in

1718.]--had an amusing conversation with him. He said,--

"Folks made love long before you came into the world, and they will

always continue to do so. You cannot prevent them; and when I hear

preachers talking in the pulpit and railing against such as yield to the

influence of passion, I think it is very much as if I should say to my

phthisical patients, 'You must not cough; it is very wrong to spit.'

Young folks are full of humours, which must be dispersed by one way or

another."

The King could not refrain from laughing.

He was only superstitious in religious matters; for example, with respect

to the miracles of the Virgin, etc.

He had been taught to believe that to make friends with his brother was a

great political stroke and a fine State device; that it made a part of

what is called to reign well.

Since the time of this King it has not been the custom for ladies to talk

of the affairs of the State.

If the King heard that any one had spoken ill of him, he displayed a

proud resentment towards the offender; otherwise it was impossible to be

more polite and affable than he was. His conversation was pleasing in a

high degree. He had the skill of giving an agreeable turn to everything.

His manner of talking was natural, without the least affectation, amiable

and obliging. Although he had not so much courage as Monsieur, he was

still no coward. His brother said that he had always behaved well in

occasions of danger; but his chief fault lay in being soon tired of war,

and wishing to return home.

From the time of his becoming so outrageously devout, all amusements were

suspended for three weeks (at Easter); and before, they were only

discontinued a fortnight.

The King had a peculiarity of disposition which led him easily to behave

harshly to persons who were disagreeable to such as he loved. It was

thus that La Valliere was so ill-treated at the instigation of Montespan.

He was much amused with the Comte de Grammont,--[Philibert, Comte de

Grammont, St. Evremond's hero, and so well known by means of the Memoirs

of Count Antoine Hamilton, his brother-in-law.]--who was very pleasant.

He loaded him with proofs of his kindness, and invited him to join in all

the excursions to Marly, a decided mark of great favour.

The King frequently complained that in his youth he had not been allowed

to converse with people generally, but it was the fault of his natural

temper; for Monsieur, who had been brought up with him, used to talk to

everybody.

Louis XIV. used to say, laughingly, to Monsieur that his eternal

chattering had put him out of conceit with talking. "Ah, mon Dieu!" he

would say, "must I, to please everybody, say as many silly things as my

brother?"

In general, they would not have been taken for brothers. The King was a

large man, and my husband a small one: the latter had very effeminate

inclinations; he loved dress, was very careful of his complexion, and

took great interest in feminine employments and in ceremonies. The King,

on the contrary, cared little about dress, loved the chase and shooting,

was fond of talking of war, and had all manly tastes and habits.

Monsieur behaved well in battle, but never talked of it; he loved women

as companions, and was pleased to be with them. The King loved to see

them somewhat nearer, and not entirely en honneur, as Monsieur did.

[Madame is not a good authority on this point. The memoirs of the

time will show either that she cannot have known or must have

wilfully concealed the intrigues of various kinds in which her

husband was engaged.]

They nevertheless loved one another much, and it was very interesting to

see them together. They joked each other sensibly and pleasantly, and

without ever quarrelling.

I was never more amused than in a journey which I took with the King to

Flanders. The Queen and the Dauphine were then alive. As soon as we

reached a city, each of us retired to our own quarters for a short time,

and afterwards we went to the theatre, which was commonly so bad that we

were ready to die with laughing. Among others, I remember that at

Dunkirk we saw a company playing Mithridates. In speaking to Monimia,

Mithridates said something which I forget, but which was very absurd.

He turned round immediately to the Dauphine and said, "I very humbly beg

pardon, Madame, I assure you it was a slip of the tongue." The laugh

which followed this apology may be imagined, but it became still greater

when the Prince of Conti,

[Louis-Armaud de Bourbon, Prince de Conti, married in 1780 to

Marie-Anne, commonly called Mademoiselle de Blois, one of the

legitimated daughters of Louis XIV. by Madame de la Valliere. She

was called at Court La Grande Princesse, on account of her beauty

and her stature.]

the husband of La Grande Princesse, who was sitting above the orchestra,

in a fit of laughing, fell into it. He tried to save himself by the

cord, and, in doing so, pulled down the curtain over the lamps, set it on

fire, and burnt a great hole in it. The flames were soon extinguished,

and the actors, as if they were perfectly indifferent, or unconscious of

the accident, continued to play on, although we could only see them

through the hole. When there was no play, we took airings and had

collations; in short, every day brought something new. After the King's

supper we went to see magnificent artificial fireworks given by the

cities of Flanders. Everybody was gay; the Court was in perfect

unanimity, and no one thought of anything but to laugh and seek

amusement.

If the King had known the Duchess of Hanover, he would not have been

displeased at her calling him "Monsieur." As she was a Sovereign

Princess, he thought it was through pride that she would not call him

"Sire," and this mortified him excessively, for he was very sensitive on

such subjects.

One day, before Roquelaure was made a Duke, he was out when it rained

violently, and he ordered his coachman to drive to the Louvre, where the

entrance was permitted to none but Ambassadors, Princes and Dukes. When

his carriage arrived at the gate they asked who it was.

"A Duke," replied he.

"What Duke?" repeated the sentinel.

"The Duc d'Epernon," said he.

"Which of them?"

"The one who died last." And upon this they let him enter. Fearing

afterwards that he might get into a scrape about it, he went directly to

the King. "Sire," said he, "it rains so hard that I came in my coach

even to the foot of your staircase."

The King was displeased. "What fool let you enter?" he asked.

"A greater fool than your Majesty can imagine," replied Roquelaure, "for

he admitted me in the name of the Duc d'Epernon who died last."

This ended the King's anger and made him laugh very heartily.

So great a fear of hell had been instilled into the King that he not only

thought everybody who did not profess the faith of the Jesuits would be

damned, but he even thought he was in some danger himself by speaking to

such persons. If any one was to be ruined with the King, it was only

necessary to say, "He is a Huguenot or a Jansenist," and his business was

immediately settled. My son was about to take into his service a

gentleman whose mother was a professed Jansenist. The Jesuits, by way of

embroiling my son with the King, represented that he was about to engage

a Jansenist on his establishment.

The King immediately sent for him and said "How is this, nephew?

I understand you think of employing a Jansenist in your service."

"Oh, no!" replied my son, laughing, "I can assure your Majesty that he is

not a Jansenist, and I even doubt whether he believes in the existence of

a God."

"Oh, well, then!" said the King, "if that be the case, and you are sure

that he is no Jansenist, you may take him."

It is impossible for a man to be more ignorant of religion than the King

was. I cannot understand how his mother, the Queen, could have brought

him up with so little knowledge on this subject. He believed all that

the priests said to him, as if it came from God Himself. That old

Maintenon and Pere la Chaise had persuaded him that all the sins he had

committed with Madame de Montespan would be pardoned if he persecuted and

extirpated the professors of the reformed religion, and that this was the

only path to heaven. The poor King believed it fervently, for he had

never seen a Bible in his life; and immediately after this the

persecution commenced. He knew no more of religion than what his

confessors chose to tell him, and they had made him believe that it was

not lawful to investigate in matters of religion, but that the reason

should be prostrated in order to gain heaven. He was, however, earnest

enough himself, and it was not his fault that hypocrisy reigned at Court.

The old Maintenon had forced people to assume it.

It was formerly the custom to swear horridly on all occasions; the King

detested this practice, and soon abolished it.

He was very capable of gratitude, but neither his children nor his

grandchildren were. He could not bear to be made to wait for anything.

He said that by means of chains of gold he could obtain anything he

wished from the ministers at Vienna.

He could not forgive the French ladies for affecting English fashions.

He used often to joke about it, and particularly in the conversation

which he addressed to me, expecting that I would take it up and tease the

Princesses. To amuse him, I sometimes said whatever came into my head,

without the least ceremony, and often made him laugh heartily.

Reversi was the only game at which the King played, and which he liked.

When he did not like openly to reprove any person, he would address

himself to me; for he knew that I never restrained myself in

conversation, and that amused him infinitely. At table, he was almost

obliged to talk to me, for the others scarcely said a word. In the

cabinet, after supper, there were none but the Duchess--[Anne of

Bavaria, wife of Henri-Jules, Duc de Bourbon, son of the great Conde; she

bore the title of Madame la Princesse after his death.]--and I who spoke

to him. I do not know whether the Dauphine used to converse with the

King in the cabinets, for while she was alive I was never permitted to

enter them, thanks to Madame de Maintenon's interference; the Dauphine

objected to it; the King would willingly have had it so; but he dare not

assert his will for fear of displeasing the Dauphine and the old woman.

I was not therefore suffered to enter until after the death of the

Dauphine, and then only because the King wished to have some one who

would talk to him in the evening, to dissipate his melancholy thoughts,

in which I did my best. He was dissatisfied with his daughters on both

sides, who, instead of trying to console him in his grief, thought only

of amusing themselves, and the good King might often have remained alone

the whole evening if I had not visited his cabinet. He was very sensible

of this, and said to Maintenon, "Madame is the only one who does not

abandon me."

Louis XIV. spoiled the Jesuits; he thought whatever came from them must

be admirable, whether it was right or wrong.

The King did not like living in town; he was convinced that the people

did not love him, and that there was no security for him among them.

Maintenon had him, besides, more under her sway at Versailles than at

Paris, where there was certainly no security for her. She was

universally detested there; and whenever she went out in a carriage the

populace shouted loud threats against her, so that at last she dared not

appear in public.

At first the King was in the habit of dining with Madame de Montespan and

his children, and then no person went to visit him but the Dauphin and

Monsieur. When Montespan was dismissed, the King had all his

illegitimate children in his cabinet: this continued until the arrival of

the last Dauphine; she intruded herself among the bastards to their great

affliction. When the Duchess--

[Louise-Francoise, commonly called Mademoiselle de Nantes, the

legitimated daughter of Madame de Montespan and the King, was

married to the Duc de Bourbon in 1685.]

became the favourite of the Dauphin, she begged that no other persons of

the royal house might have access to the cabinet; and therefore my

request for admission, although not refused, was never granted until

after the death of the Dauphin and Dauphine. The latter accompanied the

King to places where I did not, and could not go, for she even, went with

him upon occasions when decency ought to have forbidden her presence.

Maintenon did the same thing, for the purpose of having an opportunity of

talking to the King in secret.

Louis XIV. loved the young Dauphine so well that he dared refuse her

nothing; and Maintenon had so violent a hatred against me that she was

ready to do me all the mischief in her power. What could the King do

against the inclinations of his son and his granddaughter? They would

have looked cross, and that would have grieved him. I had no inclination

to cause him any vexation, and therefore preferred exercising my own

patience. When I had anything to say to the King, I requested a private

audience, which threw them all into despair, and furnished me with a good

laugh in my sleeve.

The King was so much devoted to the old usages of the Royal Palace that

he would not for the world have departed from them. Madame de Fiennes

was in the habit of saying that the Royal Family adhered so strictly to

their habits and customs that the Queen of England died with a toguet on

her head; that is, a little cap which is put upon children when they go

to bed.

When the King denied anything it was not permitted to argue with him;

what he commanded must be done quickly and without reply. He was too

much accustomed to "such is our good pleasure," to endure any

contradiction.

He was always kind and generous when he acted from his own impulses.

He never thought that his last will would be observed; and he said to

several people, "They have made me sign a will and some other papers;

I have done it for the sake of being quiet, but I know very well that it

will not stand good."

The good King was old; he stood in need of repose, and he could not enjoy

it by any other means than by doing whatever that old Maintenon wished;

thus it was that this artful hussy always accomplished her ends.

The King used always to call the Duc de Verneuil his uncle.

It has been said and believed that Louis XIV. retired from the war

against Holland through pure generosity; but I know, as well as I know my

own name that he came back solely for the purpose of seeing Madame de

Montespan, and to stay with her. I know also many examples of great

events, which in history have been attributed to policy or ambition, but

which have originated from the most insignificant trifles. It has been

said it was our King's ambition that made him resolve to become the

master of the world, and that it was for this he commenced the Dutch war;

but I know from an indisputable source that it was entered upon only

because M. de Lionne, then Minister of State, was jealous of Prince

William of Furstenberg, who had an intrigue with his wife, of which he

had been apprised. It was this that caused him to engage in those

quarrels which afterwards produced the war.

It was not surprising that the King was insensible to the scarcity which

prevailed, for in the first place he had seen nothing of it, and, in the

second, he had been told that all the reports which had reached him were

falsehoods, and that they were in no respect true. Old Maintenon

invented this plan for getting money, for she had bought up all the corn,

for the purpose of retailing it at a high price. [This does not sound

like M. Maintenon. D.W.] Everybody had been requested to say nothing

about it to the King, lest it should kill him with vexation.

The King loved my son as well as his own, but he cared little for the

girls. He was very fond of Monsieur, and he had reason to be so; never

did a child pay a more implicit obedience to its parents than did

Monsieur to the King; it was a real veneration; and the Dauphin, too, had

for him a veneration, affection and submission such as never son had for

a father. The King was inconsolable for his death. He never had much

regard for the Duke of Burgundy; the old sorceress (Maintenon) had

slandered him to the King, and made the latter believe that he was of an

ambitious temper, and was impatient at the King's living so long. She

did this in order that if the Prince should one day open his eyes, and

perceive the manner in which his wife had been educated, his complaints

might have no effect with the King, which really took place. Louis XIV.

at last thought everything that the Dauphine of Burgundy did was quite

charming; old Maintenon made him believe that her only aim was to divert

him. This old woman was to him both the law and the prophets; all that

she approved was good, and what she condemned was bad, no matter how

estimable it really was. The most innocent actions of the first Dauphine

were represented as crimes, and all the impertinences of the second were

admired.

A person who had been for many years in immediate attendance upon the

King, who had been engaged with him every evening at Maintenon's, and

who must consequently have heard everything that was said, is one of my

very good friends, and he has told me that although while the old lady

was living he dare not say a word, yet, she being dead, he was at liberty

to tell me that the King had always professed a real friendship for me.

This person has often heard with his own ears Maintenon teasing the King,

and speaking ill of me for the purpose of rendering me hateful in his

eyes, but the King always took my part. It was in reference to this,

I have no doubt, that the King said to me on his death-bed:

"They have done all they could to make me hate you, Madame, but they have

not succeeded." He added that he had always known me too well to believe

their calumnies. While he spoke thus, the old woman stood by with so

guilty an air that I could not doubt they had proceeded from her.

Monsieur often took a pleasure in diminishing or depriving me of the

King's favour, and the King was not sorry for some little occasions to

blame Monsieur. He told me once that he had embroiled me with Monsieur

by policy.

I was alarmed, and said immediately, "Perhaps your Majesty may do the

same thing again."

The King laughed, and said, "No, if I had intended to do so I should not

have told you of it; and, to say the truth, I had some scruples about it,

and have resolved never to do so again."

Upon the death of one of his children, the King asked of his old medical

attendant, M. Gueneau: "Pray, how does it happen that my illegitimate

children are healthy and live, while all the Queen's children are so

delicate and always die?" "Sire," replied Gueneau, "it is because the

Queen has only the rinsings of the glass."

He always slept in the Queen's bed, but did not always accommodate

himself to the Spanish temperament of that Princess; so that the Queen

knew he had been elsewhere. The King, nevertheless, had always great

consideration for her, and made his mistresses treat her with all

becoming respect. He loved her for her virtue, and for the sincere

affection she bore to him, notwithstanding his infidelity. He was much

affected at her death; but four days afterwards, by the chattering of old

Maintenon, he was consoled. A few days afterwards we went to

Fontainebleau, and expected to find the King in an ill-humour, and that

we should be scolded; but, on the contrary, he was very gay.

When the King returned from a journey we were all obliged to be at the

carriage as he got out, for the purpose of accompanying him to his

apartments.

While Louis XIV. was young all the women were running after him; but he

renounced this sort of life when he flattered himself that he had grown

devout. His motive was, Madame de Maintenon watched him so narrowly that

he could not, dare not, look at any one. She disgusted him with

everybody else that she might have him to herself; and this, too, under

the pretext of taking care of his soul.

Madame de Colonne had a great share of wit, and our King was so much in

love with her, that, if her uncle, the Cardinal, had consented, he would

certainly have married her. Cardinal Mazarin, although in every other

respect a worthless person, deserved to be praised for having opposed

this marriage. He sent his niece into Italy. When she was setting out,

the King wept violently. Madame de Colonne said to him, "You are a King;

you weep, and yet I go." This was saying a great deal in a few words.

As to the Comtesse de Soissons, the King had always more of friendship

than of love for her. He made her very considerable presents, the least

of which was to the amount of 2,000 louis.

Madame de Ludres, the King's mistress, was an agreeable person;

she had been Maid of Honour to Monsieur's first wife,--[Henrietta of

England.]--and after her death she entered the Queen's service, but when

these places were afterwards abolished, Monsieur took back Ludres and

Dampierre, the two Ladies of Honour he had given to the Queen. The

former was called Madame, because she was canoness of a chapter at

Lorraine.

It is said that the King never observed her beauty while she was with the

Queen, and that it was not until she was with me that he fell in love

with her. Her reign lasted only two years. Montespan told the King that

Ludres had certain ringworms upon her body, caused by a poison that had

been given her in her youth by Madame de Cantecroix. At twelve or

thirteen years of age, she had inspired the old Duc de Lorraine with so

violent a passion that he resolved to marry her at all events. The

poison caused eruptions, covered her with ringworms from head to foot,

and prevented the marriage. She was cured so well as to preserve the

beauty of her figure, but she was always subject to occasional eruptions.

Although now (1718) more than seventy years old, she is still beautiful;

she has as fine features as can be seen, but a very disagreeable manner

of speaking; she lisps horribly. She is, however, a good sort of person.

Since she has been converted she thinks of nothing but the education of

her nieces, and limits her own expenses that she may give the more to her

brother's children. She is in a convent at Nancy, which she is at

liberty to quit when she pleases. She, as well as her nieces, enjoy

pensions from the King.

I have seen Beauvais, that femme de chambre of the Queen-mother, a

one-eyed creature, who is said to have first taught the King the art of

intriguing. She was perfectly acquainted with all its mysteries, and had

led a very profligate life; she lived several years after my arrival in

France.

Louis XIV. carried his gallantries to debauchery. Provided they were

women, all were alike to him peasants, gardeners' girls, femmes de

chambre, or ladies of quality. All that they had to do was to seem to be

in love with him.

For a long time before his death, however, he had ceased to run after

women; he even exiled the Duchesse de la Ferte, because she pretended to

be dying for him. When she could not see him, she had his portrait in

her carriage to contemplate it. The King said that it made him

ridiculous, and desired her to retire to her own estate. The Duchesse de

Roquelaure, of the house of Laval, was also suspected of wishing to

captivate the King; but his Majesty was not so severe with her as with La

Ferte. There was great talk in the scandalous circles about this

intrigue; but I did not thrust my nose into the affair.

I am convinced that the Duchesse de la Valliere always loved the King

very much. Montespan loved him for ambition, La Soubise for interest,

and Maintenon for both. La Fontange loved him also, but only like the

heroine of a romance; she was a furiously romantic person. Ludres was

also very much attached to him, but the King soon got tired of her. As

for Madame de Monaco, I would not take an oath that she never intrigued

with the King. While the King was fond of her, Lauzun, who had a regular

though a secret arrangement with his cousin, fell into disgrace for the

first time. He had forbidden his fair one to see the King; but finding

her one day sitting on the ground, and talking with His Majesty, Lauzun,

who, in his place as Captain of the guard, was in the chamber, was so

transported with jealousy that he could not restrain himself, and,

pretending to pass, he trod so violently on the hand which Madame de

Monaco had placed upon the ground, that he nearly crushed it. The King,

who thus guessed at their intrigue, reprimanded him. Lauzun replied

insolently, and was sent for the first time to the Bastille.

Madame de Soubise was cunning, full of dissimulation, and very wicked.

She deceived the good Queen cruelly; but the latter rewarded her for this

in exposing her falsehood and in unmasking her to the world. As soon as

the King had undeceived Her Majesty with respect to this woman, her

history became notorious, and the Queen amused herself in relating her

triumph, as she called it, to everybody.

The King and Monsieur had been accustomed from their childhood to great

filthiness in the interior of their houses; so much so, that they did not

know it ought to be otherwise, and yet, in their persons, they, were

particularly neat.

Madame de la Motte, who had been at Chaillot, preferred the old Marquis

de Richelieu to the King. She declared to His Majesty that her heart was

no longer disposable, but that it was at length fixed.

I can never think, without anger, of the evil which has been spoken of

the late King, and how little His Majesty has been regretted by those to

whom he had done so much good.

I hardly dare repeat what the King said to me on his death-bed. All

those who were usually in his cabinet were present, with the exception of

the Princess, his daughter, the Princesse de Conti, and Madame de

Vendome, who, alone, did not see the King. The whole of the Royal Family

was assembled. He recommended his legitimated daughters to live together

in concord, and I was the innocent cause of his saying something

disagreeable to them. When the King said, "I recommend you all to be

united," I thought he alluded to me and my son's daughter; and I said,

"Yes, Monsieur, you shall be obeyed." He turned towards me, and said in

a stern voice, "Madame, you thought I spoke of you. No, no; you are a

sensible person, and I know you; it is to the Princesses, who are not so,

that I speak:"

Louis XIV. proved at his death that he was really a great man, for it

would be impossible to die with more courage than he displayed. For

eight days he had incessantly the approach of death before his eyes

without betraying fear or apprehension; he arranged everything as if he

had only been going to make a journey.

Eight or ten days before his death a disease had appeared in his leg; a

gangrene ensued, and it was this which caused his death. But for three

months preceding he had been afflicted with a slow fever, which had

reduced him so much that he looked like a lath. That old rogue, Fagon,

had brought him to this condition, by administering purgatives and

sudorifics of the most violent kind. At the instigation of

Pere Letellier, he had been tormented to death by the cursed

constitution,--[The affair of the Bull Unigenitus]--and had not been

allowed to rest day or night. Fagon was a wicked old scoundrel, much

more attached to Maintenon than to the King. When I perceived how much

it was sought to exault the Duc du Maine, and that the old woman cared

so little for the King's death, I could not help entertaining

unfavourable notions of this old rascal.

It cannot be denied that Louis XIV. was the finest man in his kingdom.

No person had a better appearance than he. His figure was agreeable, his

legs well made, his feet small, his voice pleasant; he was lusty in

proportion; and, in short, no fault could be found with his person.

Some folks thought he was too corpulent for his height, and that Monsieur

was too stout; so that it was said, by way of a joke at Court, that there

had been a mistake, and that one brother had received what had been

intended for the other. The King was in the habit of keeping his mouth

open in an awkward way.

An English gentleman, Mr. Hammer, found him an expert fencer.

He preserved his good looks up to his death, although some of my ladies,

who saw him afterwards, told me that he could scarcely be recognized.

Before his death, his stature had been diminished by a head, and he

perceived this himself.

His pronunciation was very distinct, but all his children, from the

Dauphin to the Comte de Toulouse, lisped. They used to say, Pahi,

instead of Paris.

In general, the King would have no persons at his table but members of

the Royal Family. As for the Princesses of the blood, there were so many

of them that the ordinary table would not have held them; and, indeed,

when we were all there, it was quite full.

The King used to sit in the middle, and had the Dauphin and the Duke of

Burgundy at his right, and the Dauphine and the Duchesse de Berri on his

left; on one of the sides Monsieur and I sat; and on the other, my son

and his wife; the other parts of the table were reserved for the noblemen

in waiting, who did not take their places behind the King, but opposite

to him. When the Princesses of the blood or any other ladies were

received at the King's table, we were waited on, not by noblemen, but by

other officers of the King's household, who stood behind like pages.

The King upon such occasions was waited on by his chief Maitre d'Hotel.

The pages never waited at the King's table, but on journeys; and then

upon no person but the King. The Royal Family had persons to attend them

who were not noble. Formerly all the King's officers, such as the

butler, the cupbearer, etc., etc., were persons of rank; but afterwards,

the nobility becoming poor could not afford to buy the high offices; and

they fell, of necessity, into the hands of more wealthy citizens who

could pay for them.

The King, the late Monsieur, the Dauphin, and the Duc de Berri were great

eaters. I have often seen the King eat four platefuls of different

soups, a whole pheasant, a partridge, a plateful of salad, mutton hashed

with garlic, two good-sized slices of ham, a dish of pastry, and

afterwards fruit and sweetmeats. The King and Monsieur were very fond of

hard eggs.

Louis XIV. understood perfectly the art of satisfying people even while

he reproved their requests. His manners were most affable, and he spoke

with so much politeness as to win all hearts.

SECTION III.--MADEMOISELLE DE FONTANGE.

I had a Maid of Honour whose name was Beauvais; she was a very

well-disposed person: the King fell in love with her, but she remained

firm against all his attempts. He then turned his attention to her

companion, Fontange, who was also very pretty, but not very sensible.

When he first saw her he said, "There is a wolf that will not eat me;"

and yet he became very fond of her soon afterwards. Before she came to

me she had dreamt all that was to befall her, and a pious Capuchin

explained her dream to her. She told me of it herself long before she

became the King's mistress. She dreamt that she had ascended a high

mountain, and, having reached the summit, she was dazzled by an

exceedingly bright cloud; then on a sudden she found herself in such

profound darkness that her terror at this accident awoke her. When she

told her confessor he said to her: "Take care of yourself; that mountain

is the Court, where some distinction awaits you; it will, however, be

but of short duration; if you abandon your God He will forsake you and

you will fall into eternal darkness."

There is no doubt that Fontange died by poison; she accused Montespan of

being the cause of her death. A servant who had been bribed by that

favourite destroyed her and some of her people by means of poison mixed

with milk. Two of them died with her, and said publicly that they had

been poisoned.

Fontange was a stupid little creature, but she had a very good heart.

She was very red-haired, but, beautiful as an angel from head to foot.

SECTION IV.-MADAME DE LA VALLIERE.

When one of Madame de Montespan's children died, the King was deeply

affected; but he was not so at the death of the poor Comte de Vermandois

(the son of La Valliere). He could not bear him, because Montespan and

that old Maintenon had made him believe the youth was not his but the Duc

de Lauzun's child. It had been well if all the King's reputed children

had been as surely his as this was. Madame de La Valliere was no light

mistress, as her unwavering penitence sufficiently proved. She was an

amiable, gentle, kind and tender woman. Ambition formed no part of her

love for the King; she had a real passion for him, and never loved any

other person. It was at Montespan's instigation that the King behaved so

ill to her. The poor creature's heart was broken, but she imagined that

she could not make a sacrifice more agreeable to God than that which had

been the cause of her errors; and thought that her repentance ought to

proceed from the same source as her crime. She therefore remained, by

way of self-mortification, with Montespan, who, having a great portion of

wit, did not scruple to ridicule her publicly, behaved extremely ill to

her, and obliged the King to do the same.

He used to pass through La Valliere's chamber to go to Montespan's; and

one day, at the instigation of the latter, he threw a little spaniel,

which he had called Malice, at the Duchesse de La Valliere, saying:

"There, Madam, is your companion; that's all."

This was the more cruel, as he was then going direct to Montespan's

chamber. And yet La Valliere bore everything patiently; she was as

virtuous as Montespan was vicious. Her connection with the King might be

pardoned, when it was remembered that everybody had not only advised her

to it, but had even assisted to bring it about. The King was young,

handsome and gallant; she was, besides, very young; she was naturally

modest, and had a very good heart. She was very much grieved when she

was made a Duchess, and her children legitimated; before that she thought

no one knew she had had children. There was an inexpressible charm in

her countenance, her figure was elegant, her eyes were always in my

opinion much finer than Montespan's, and her whole deportment was

unassuming. She was slightly lame, but not so much as to impair her

appearance.

When I first arrived in France she had not retired to the convent, but

was still in the Court. We became and continued very intimate until she

took the veil. I was deeply affected when this charming person took that

resolution; and, at the moment when the funeral pall was thrown over her,

I shed so many tears that I could see no more. She visited me after the

ceremony, and told me that I should rather congratulate than weep for

her, for that from that moment her happiness was to begin: she added that

she should never forget the kindness and friendship I had displayed

towards her, and which was so much more than she deserved. A short time

afterwards I went to see her. I was curious to know why she had remained

so long in the character of an attendant to Montespan. She told me that

God had touched her heart, and made her sensible of her crimes; that she

felt she ought to perform a penitence, and suffer that which would be

most painful to her, which was to love the King, and to be despised by

him; that for the three years after the King had ceased to love her she

had suffered the torments of the damned, and that she offered her sorrows

to Heaven as the expiation of her sins; and as her sins had been public,

so should be her repentance. She said she knew very well that she had

been taken for a fool, who was not sensible of anything; but that at the

very period she alluded to she suffered most, and continued to do so

until God inspired her with the resolution to abandon everything, and to

serve Him alone, which she had since put into execution; but that now she

considered herself unworthy, on account of her past life, to live in the

society of persons as pure and pious as the Carmelite Sisters. All this

evidently came from the heart.

From the time she became professed, she was entirely devoted to Heaven.

I often told her that she had only transposed her love, and had given to

God that which had formerly been the King's. She has said frequently

that if the King should come into the convent she would refuse to see

him, and would hide herself so that he could not find her. She was,

however, spared this pain, for the King not only never went, but seemed

to have forgotten her, as if he had never known her.

To accuse La Valliere of loving any one besides the King was wicked to

the last degree, but falsehoods cost Montespan but little. The Comte de

Vermandois was a good sort of young man, and loved me as if I had been

his mother. When his irregularities were first discovered,--[A more

particular account of these will be found hereafter.]--I was very angry

with him; and I had caused him to be told very seriously that if he had

behaved ill I should cease to have any regard for him. This grieved him

to the heart; he sent to me daily, and begged permission to say only a

few words to me. I was firm during four weeks; at length I permitted him

to come, when he threw himself at my feet, begged my pardon, promising to

amend his conduct, and beseeching me to restore him my friendship

(without which he said he could not exist), and to assist him again with

my advice. He told me the whole history of his follies, and convinced me

that he had been most grossly deluded.

When the Dauphine lay in of the Duke of Burgundy, I said to the King,

"I hope your Majesty will not upon this occasion refuse a humble request

I have to make to you."

He smiled and said, "What have you to ask, then?"

I replied, "The pardon, Monsieur, of the poor Comte de Vermandois."

He smiled once more, and said, "You are a very good friend; but as for M.

Vermandois, he has not been sufficiently punished for his crimes."

"The poor lad," I rejoined, "is so very penitent for his offence."

The King replied, "I do not yet feel myself inclined to see him; I am too

angry with him still."

Several months elapsed before the King would see him; but the young man

was very grateful to me for having spoken in his behalf; and my own

children could not be more attached to me than he was. He was well made,

but his appearance, though not disagreeable, was not remarkably good; he

squinted a little.

SECTION V.--MADAME DE MONTESPAN

The King at first could not bear Madame de Montespan,--[Daughter of

Gabriel de Roche Chouart, first Duc de Mortemart.]--and blamed Monsieur

and even the Queen for associating with her; yet, eventually, he fell

deeply in love with her himself.

She was more of an ambitious than a libertine woman, but as wicked as the

devil himself. Nothing could stand between her and the gratification of

her ambition, to which she would have made any sacrifice. Her figure was

ugly and clumsy, but her eyes bespoke great intelligence, though they

were somewhat too bright. Her mouth was very pretty and her smile

uncommonly agreeable. Her complexion was fairer than La Valliere's, her

look was more bold, and her general appearance denoted her intriguing

temper. She had very beautiful light hair, fine arms, and pretty hands,

which La Valliere had not. But the latter was always very neat, and

Montespan was filthy to the last degree. She was very amusing in

conversation, and it was impossible to be tired in talking with her.

The King did not regret Montespan more than he did La Fontange. The Duc

d'Antin, her only legitimate child, was also the only one who wept at her

death. When the King had the others legitimated, the mother's name was

not mentioned, so that it might appear Madame de Montespan was not their

mother.

[Madame de Montespan had eight children by Louis XIV. The Duc du

Maine; Comte Vegin; Mademoiselle de Nantes, married to the Duc de

Bourbon; Mademoiselle de Tours, married to the Regent Duc d'Orleans;

the Comte de Toulouse, and two other sons who died young.]

She was once present at a review, and as she passed before the German

soldiers they called out:

"Konigs Hure! Hure!" When the King asked her in the evening how she

liked the review, she said: "Very well, but only those German soldiers

are so simple as not to call things by their proper names, for I had

their shouts explained to me."

Madame de Montespan and her eldest daughter could drink a large quantity

of wine without being affected by it. I have seen them drink six bumpers

of the strong Turin Rosa Solis, besides the wine which they had taken

before. I expected to see them fall under the table, but, on the

contrary, it affected them no more than a draught of water.

It was Madame de Montespan who invented the 'robes battantes' for the

purpose of concealing her pregnancy, because it was impossible to

discover the shape in those robes. But when she wore them, it was

precisely as if she had publicly announced that which she affected to

conceal, for everybody at the Court used to say, "Madame de Montespan has

put on her robe battante, therefore she must be pregnant." I believe she

did it on purpose, hoping that it commanded more attention for her at

Court, as it really did.

It is quite true that she always had a Royal bodyguard, and it was fit

that she should, because the King was always in her apartments by day and

night. He transacted business there with his Ministers, but, as there

were several chambers, the lady was, nevertheless, quite at liberty to do

as she pleased, and the Marshal de Noailles, though a devout person, was

still a man. When she went out in a carriage, she had guards, lest her

husband should, as he had threatened, offer her some insult.

She caused the Queen great vexation, and it is quite true that she used

to ridicule her; but then she did the same to everybody besides. She,

however, never ventured upon any direct or remarkable impertinence to Her

Majesty, for the King would not have suffered it.

She had married one of her cousins, M. de Montpipeau, to Mademoiselle

Aubry, the daughter of a private citizen who was exceedingly rich. To

convince her that she had made a good match, Madame de Montespan had her

brought into her own small private room. The young lady was not

accustomed to very refined society, and the first time she went she

seated herself upon the table, and, crossing her legs, sat swinging there

as if she had been in her own chamber. The laugh which this excited

cannot be conceived, nor the comical manner in which Madame de Montespan

turned it to the King's amusement. The young lady thought that her new

relation was inclined to be favourable to her, and loaded her with

compliments. In general, Montespan had the skill of representing things

so humourously that it was impossible not to laugh at her.

According to the law of the land, all her children were supposed to be

Monsieur de Montespan's. When her husband was dangerously ill, Madame de

Montespan, who in some degree affected devotion, sent to ask him if he

would allow her to nurse him in his sickness. He replied that he would

very willingly, provided she would bring all his children home with her,

but if she left one behind he would not receive her. After this answer,

she took care not to go, for her husband was a great brute, and would

have said whatever he pleased as soon as she presented herself to him.

With the exception of the Comte de Toulouse, all the children she had by

the King are marked. The Duc du Maine is paralytic, Madame d'Orleans is

crooked, and Madame la Duchesse is lame.

M. de Montespan was not a very estimable person; he did nothing but play.

He was a very sordid man, and I believe if the King had chosen to give

him a good round sum he would have been very quiet. It was amusing

enough to see him and his son, d'Antin, playing with Madame d'Orleans and

Madame la Duchesse, and presenting the cards very politely, and kissing

his hand to the Princesses, who were called his own daughters. He

thought it a joke himself, and always turned aside a little to laugh in

his sleeve.

SECTION VI.--MADAME DE MAINTENON.

The marriage of Louis XIV. with old Maintenon proves how impossible it is

to escape one's fate. The King said one day to the Duc de Crequi and to

M. de La Rochefoucauld, long before he knew Mistress Scarron, "I am

convinced that astrology is false. I had my nativity cast in Italy, and

I was told that, after living to an advanced age, I should be in love

with an old ----- to the last moment of my existence. I do not think

there is any great likelihood of that." He laughed most heartily as he

said this; and yet the thing has taken place.

The history of Theodora, in Procopius, bears a singular resemblance to

that of Maintenon. In the history of Sweden, too, there is a similar

character in the person of Sigbritta, a Dutch woman, who lived during the

reign of Christian IL, King of Denmark, Sweden and Norway, who bears so

great a likeness to Maintenon that I was struck with it as soon as I read

it. I cannot imagine how they came to permit its publication. It is

fortunate for the Abbe Vertot, who is the author, that the King does not

love reading, otherwise he would certainly have been sent to the

Bastille. Several persons thought that the Abbe had invented it by way

of a joke, but he swears by all that is good that he found it in the

annals of Sweden. The old woman cannot have read it either, for she is

too much occupied in reading the letters written to her from Paris,

relating all that is going on there and at the Court. Sometimes the

packets have consisted of twenty or thirty sheets; she kept them or

showed them to the King, according as she liked or disliked the persons.

She was not deficient in wit, and could talk very well whenever she

chose. She did not like to be called La Marquise, but preferred the

simpler and shorter title of Madame de Maintenon.

She did not scruple to display openly the hatred she had for me. For

example, when the Queen of England came to Marly, and went out on foot or

in the carriage with the King, on their return the Queen, the Dauphine,

the Princess of England, and all the Princesses, went into the King's

room; I alone was excluded.

It was with great regret that I gave up my Maids of Honour. I had four,

sometimes five of them, with their governess and sub-governess; they

amused me very much, for they were all very gay. The old woman feared

there might be some among them to whom the King might take a fancy, as he

had done to Ludre and Fontange. I only kept my Maids of Honour a year

after the death of Monsieur.--[1702]--The King was always fond of the

sex, and if the old woman had not watched him very narrowly he would have

slipped through her fingers in spite of all his devotion.

She hated the Dauphine because the latter would not let her treat her

like a child, but wished to keep a Court and live as became her rank.

This the old woman could not and would not endure. She loved to set all

things in confusion, as she did afterwards with the second Dauphine, in

the hope of compelling the King to recognize and proclaim her as Queen;

but this the King never would do, notwithstanding all her artifices.--

[Other writers including Madame de Montespan put it just the opposite way

that the King wished to proclaim Maintenon Queen and she refused. D.W.]

Nobody at Court used perfumery except that old woman; her gloves were

always scented with jessamine. The King could not bear scent on any

other person, and only endured it in her because she made him believe

that it was somebody else who was perfumed.

If Madame des Ursins had not been protected by Madame de Maintenon, she

would have been ruined at Court long before the Queen of Spain dismissed

her, for in his heart the King disliked her excessively; but all those

who were supported by Madame de Maintenon were sure to triumph.

The old woman took great pains to conceal from the King all that could

give him pain; but she did not scruple to torment him incessantly about

the Constitution and those illegitimate children, whom she wished to

raise higher than the King desired. She teased him also with her hatred

of my son and myself, for he had no dislike to us.

Neither the Queen nor the first Dauphine nor myself ever received a

farthing; but this old Maintenon took money on all sides, and taught the

second Dauphine to do the same. Her example was followed by all the

others.

In the time of the Queen and the first Dauphine, everything at Court was

conducted with modesty and dignity. Those persons who indulged in secret

debaucheries at least kept up a respect for appearances; but from the

time that Maintenon's reign began, and the King's illegitimate children

were made a part of the Royal Family, all was turned topsy-turvy.

When she once conceived a hatred against any person it was for life, and

she never ceased secretly to persecute them, as I have personally

experienced. She has laid many snares for me, which by the help of

Providence I have always avoided. She was terribly annoyed by her first

husband, who kept her always shut up in his chamber. Many people say,

too, that she hastened the passage of poor Mansart into the other world.

It is quite certain that he was poisoned by means of green peas, and that

he died within three hours of eating them. She had learnt that on the

same day M. de Torcy was going to show the King certain papers

containing an account of the money which she had received from the post

unknown to His Majesty. The King never knew anything of this adventure

nor of that of Louvois, because, as people had no fancy for being

poisoned, they held their tongues.

Before she got into power, the Church of France was very reasonable;

but she spoiled everything by encouraging such follies and superstitions

as the rosaries and other things. When any reasonable men appeared, the

old woman and the Confessor had them banished or imprisoned. These two

persons were the causes of all the persecutions which the Lutherans and

those of the reformed religion underwent in France. Pere La Chaise, with

his long ears, began this worthy enterprise, and Pere Letellier completed

it; France was thus ruined in every way.

The Duchesse de Bourbon was taught by her mother and her aunt, Mesdames

de Montespan and De Thiange, to ridicule everybody, under the pretext of

diverting the King. The children, who were always present, learnt

nothing else; and this practice was the universal dread of all persons in

the Court; but not more so than that of the gouvernante of the children

(Madame de Maintenon). Her habit was to treat things very seriously, and

without the least appearance of jesting. She used to speak ill of

persons to the King through charity and piety, for the sole purpose of

correcting the faults of her neighbours; and under this pretext she

filled the King with a bad opinion of the whole Court, solely that he

might have no desire for any other company than that of herself and her

creatures, who were alone perfect and without the slightest defect. What

rendered her disclosures the more dangerous was that they were frequently

followed by banishment, by 'lettres-de-cachet', and by imprisonment.

When Montespan was in power, at least there was nothing of this sort.

Provided she could amuse herself at the expense of all around her, she

was content.

I have often heard Madame de Maintenon say, jestingly, "I have always

been either too far from, or too near to, greatness, to know exactly what

it is."

She could not forgive the King for not having proclaimed her Queen. She

put on such an appearance of humility and piety to the Queen of England

that she passed for a saint with her. The old woman knew very well that

I was a right German, and that I never could endure unequal alliances.

She fancied, therefore, that it was on my account the King was reluctant

to acknowledge his marriage with her, and this it was that made her hate

me so profoundly. From the time of the King's death and our departure

from Versailles my son has never once seen her.

She would never allow me to meddle with anything, because she feared it

would give me an opportunity of talking to the King. It was not that she

was jealous lest he should be fond of me, but she feared that, in

speaking according to my usual custom, freely and without restraint,

I should open the King's eyes and point out to him the folly of the life

he was leading. I had, however, no such intention.

All the mistresses the King had did not tarnish his reputation so much as

the old woman he married; from her proceeded all the calamities which

have since befallen France. It was she who excited the persecution

against the Protestants, invented the heavy taxes which raised the price

of grain so high, and caused the scarcity. She helped the Ministers to

rob the King; by means of the Constitution she hastened his death; she

brought about my son's marriage; she wanted to place bastards upon the

throne; in short, she ruined and confused everything.

Formerly the Court never went into mourning for children younger than six

years of age; but the Duc du Maine having lost a daughter only one year

old, the old woman persuaded the King to order a mourning, and since that

time it has been always worn for children of a year old.

The King always hated or loved as she chose to direct; it was not,

therefore, surprising that he could not bear Montespan, for all her

failings were displayed to him by the old woman, who was materially

assisted in this office by Montespan's eldest son, the Duc du Maine.

In her latter years she enjoyed a splendour which she could never have

dreamed of before; the Court looked upon her as a sort of divinity.

The old lady never failed to manifest her hatred of my son on all

occasions. She liked my husband no better than myself; and my son and my

daughter and her husband were equally objects of her detestation. She

told a lady once that her greatest fault was that of being attached to

me. Neither my son nor I had ever done her any injury. If Monsieur

thought fit to tell his niece, the Duchess of Burgundy, a part of

Maintenon's history, in the vexation he felt at her having estranged the

Princess from him, and not choosing that she should behave affectionately

to her great-uncle, that was not our fault. She was as jealous of the

Dauphine as a lover is of his mistress.

She was in the habit of saying, "I perceive there is a sort of vertigo at

present affecting the whole world." When she perceived that the harvest

had failed, she bought up all the corn she could get in the markets, and

gained by this means an enormous sum of money, while the poor people were

dying of famine. Not having a sufficient number of granaries, a large

quantity of this corn became rotten in the boats loaded with it, and it

was necessary to throw it into the river. The people said this was a

just judgment from Heaven.

My son made me laugh the other day. I asked him how Madame de Maintenon

was.

"Wonderfully well," he replied.

"That is surprising at her age," I said.

"Yes," he rejoined, "but do you not know that God has, by way, of

punishing the devil, doomed him to exist a certain number of years in

that ugly body?"

Montespan was the cause of the King's love for old Maintenon. In the

first place, when she wished to have her near her children, she shut her

ears to the stories which were told of the irregular life which the hussy

had been leading; she made everybody who spoke to the King about her,

praise her; her virtue and piety were cried up until the King was made to

think that all he had heard of her light conduct were lies, and in the

end he most firmly believed it. In the second place, Montespan was a

creature full of caprice, who had no control over herself, was

passionately fond of amusement, was tired whenever she was alone with the

King, whom she loved only, for the purposes of her own interest or

ambition, caring very little for him personally. To occupy him, and to

prevent him from observing her fondness for play and dissipation, she

brought Maintenon. The King was fond of a retired life, and would

willingly have passed his time alone with Montespan; he often reproached

her with not loving him sufficiently, and they quarrelled a great deal

occasionally. Goody Scarron then appeared, restored peace between them,

and consoled the King. She, however, made him remark more and more the

bitter temper of Montespan; and, affecting great devotion, she told the

King that his affliction was sent him by Heaven, as a punishment for the

sins he had committed with Montespan. She was eloquent, and had very

fine eyes; by degrees the King became accustomed to her, and thought she

would effect his salvation. He then made a proposal to her; but she

remained firm, and gave him to understand that, although he was very

agreeable to her, she would not for the whole world offend Heaven. This

excited in the King so great an admiration for her, and such a disgust to

Madame de Montespan, that he began to think of being converted. The old

woman then employed her creature, the Duc du Maine, to insinuate to his

mother that, since the King had taken other mistresses, for example,

Ludres and Fontange, she had lost her authority, and would become an

object of contempt at Court. This irritated her, and she was in a very

bad humour when the King came. In the meantime, Maintenon was

incessantly censuring the King; she told him that he would be damned if

he did not live on better terms with the Queen. Louis XIV. repeated this

to his wife, who considered herself much obliged to Madame de Maintenon:

she treated her with marks of distinction, and consented to her being

appointed second dame d'atour to the Dauphine of Bavaria; so that she had

now nothing to do with Montespan. The latter became furious, and related

to the King all the particulars of the life of Dame Scarron. But the

King, knowing her to be an arrant fiend, who would spare no one in her

passion, would not believe anything she said to him. The Duc du Maine

persuaded his mother to retire from Court for a short time in order that

the King might recall her. Being fond of her son, and believing him to

be honest in the advice he gave her, she went to Paris, and wrote to the

King that she would never come back. The Duc du Maine immediately sent

off all her packages after her without her knowledge; he even had her

furniture thrown out of the window, so that she could not come back to

Versailles. She had treated the King so ill and so unkindly that he was

delighted at being rid of her, and he did not care by what means. If she

had remained longer, the King, teased as he was, would hardly have been

secure against the transports of her passion. The Queen was extremely

grateful to Maintenon for having been the means of driving away Montespan

and bringing back the King to the marriage-bed; an arrangement to which,

like an honest Spanish lady, she had no sort of objection. With that

goodness of heart which was so remarkable in her, she thought she was

bound to do something for Madame de Maintenon, and therefore consented to

her being appointed dame d'atour. It was not until shortly before her

death that she learnt she had been deceived by her. After the Queen's

death, Louis XIV. thought he had gained a triumph over the very

personification of virtue in overcoming the old lady's scruples; he used

to visit her every afternoon, and she gained such an influence over him

as to induce him to marry.

Madame la Marechale de Schomberg had a niece, Mademoiselle d'Aumale, whom

her parents had placed at St. Cyr during the King's life. She was ugly,

but possessed great wit, and succeeded in amusing the King so well that

the old Maintenon became disturbed at it. She picked a quarrel with her,

and wanted to send her again to the convent. But the King opposed this,

and made the old lady bring her back. When the King died, Mademoiselle

d'Aumale would not stay any longer with Madame de Maintenon.

When the Dauphine first arrived, she did not know a soul. Her household

was formed before she came. She did not know who Maintenon was; and when

Monsieur explained it to her a year or two afterwards, it was too late to

resist. The Dauphin used at first to laugh at the old woman, but as he

was amorous of one of the Dauphine's Maids of Honour, and consequently

was acquainted with the gouvernante of the Maids of Honour,

Montchevreuil, a creature of Maintenon's, that old fool set her out in

very fair colours. Madame de Maintenon did not scruple to estrange the

Dauphin from the Dauphine, and very piously to sell him first Rambure and

afterwards La Force.

18th April, 1719--To-day I will begin my letter with the story of Madame

de Ponikau, in Saxony. One day during her lying-in, as she was quite

alone, a little woman dressed in the ancient French fashion came into the

room and begged her to permit a party to celebrate a wedding, promising

that they would take care it should be when she was alone. Madame de

Ponikau having consented, one day a company of dwarfs of both sexes

entered her chamber. They brought with them a little table, upon which a

good dinner, consisting of a great number of dishes, was placed, and

round which all the wedding guests took their seats. In the midst of the

banquet, one of the little waiting-maids ran in, crying,

"Thank Heaven, we have escaped great perplexity. The old ----- is dead."

It is the same here, the old is dead. She quitted this world at St.

Cyr, on Saturday last, the 15th day of April, between four and five

o'clock in the evening. The news of the Duc du Maine and his wife being

arrested made her faint, and was probably the cause of her death, for

from that time she had not a moment's repose or content. Her rage, and

the annihilation of her hopes of reigning with him, turned her blood.

She fell sick of the measles, and was for twenty days in great fever.

The disorder then took an unfavourable turn, and she died. She had

concealed two years of her age, for she pretended to be only eighty-four,

while she was really eighty-six years old. I believe that what grieved

her most in dying was to quit the world, and leave me and my son behind

her in good health. When her approaching death was announced to her, she

said, "To die is the least event of my life." The sums which her nephew

and niece De Noailles inherited from her were immense; but the amount

cannot be ascertained, because she had concealed a large part of her

wealth.

A cousin of hers, the Archbishop of Rouen, who created so much trouble

with respect to the Constitution, followed his dear cousin into the other

world exactly a week afterwards, on the same day, and at the same hour.

Nobody, knows what the King said to Maintenon on his death bed. She had

retired to St. Cyr before he died. They fetched her back, but she did

not stay, to the end. I think the King repented of his folly in having

married her, and, indeed, notwithstanding all her contrivances, she could

not persuade him to declare their marriage. She wept for the King's

death, but was not so deeply afflicted as she ought to have been. She

always flattered herself with the hope of reigning together with the Duc

du Maine.

From the beginning to the end of their connection, the King's society was

always irksome to her, and she did not scruple to say so to her own

relations. She had before been much accustomed to the company of men,

but afterwards dared see none but the King, whom she never loved, and his

Ministers. This made her ill-tempered, and she did not fail to make

those persons who were within her power feel its effects. My son and I

have had our share of it. She thought only of two things, her ambition

and her amusement. The old sorceress never loved any one but her

favourite, the Duc du Maine. Perceiving that the Dauphine was desirous

of acting for herself and profiting by the king's favour, that she

ridiculed her to her attendants, and seemed not disposed to yield to her

domination, she withdrew her attention from her; and if the Dauphine had

not possessed great influence with the King, Maintenon would have turned

round upon her former favourite; she was therefore very soon consoled for

this Princess's death. She thought to have the King entirely at her

disposal through the Duc du Maine, and it was for this reason that she

relied so much upon him, and was so deeply afflicted at his imprisonment.

She was not always so malicious, but her wickedness increased with her

years. For us it had been well that she had died twenty years before,

but for the honour of the late King that event ought to have taken place

thirty-three years back, for, if I do not mistake, she was married to the

King two years after the Queen's death, which happened five-and-thirty

years ago.

If she had not been so outrageously inveterate against me, she could have

done me much more injury with the King, but she set about it too

violently; this caused the King to perceive that it was mere malice, and

therefore it had no effect. There were three reasons why she hated me

horribly. The first was, that the King treated me favourably. I was

twenty-five years of age when she came into power; she saw that, instead

of suffering myself to be governed by her, I would have my own way, and,

as the King was kind to me, that I should undeceive him and counsel him

not to suffer himself to be blindly led by so worthless a person. The

second reason was that, knowing how much I must disapprove of her

marriage with the King, she imagined I should always be an obstacle to

her being proclaimed Queen; and the third was, that I had always taken

the Dauphine's part whenever Maintenon had mortified her. The poor

Dauphine did not know what to do with Maintenon, who possessed the King's

heart, and was acquainted with all his intentions. Notwithstanding all

the favour she enjoyed, the old lady was somewhat timid. If the Dauphine

could have summoned courage to threaten Maintenon, as I advised her, to

hint that her previous life was well known, and that unless she behaved

better to the Dauphine the latter would expose her to the King, but that

if, on the contrary, she would live quietly and on good terms, silence

should be kept, then Maintenon would have pursued a very different

conduct. That wicked Bessola always prevented this, because then she

would have had no more tales to tell.

One day I found the Dauphine in the greatest distress and drowned in

tears, because the old woman had threatened to make her miserable, to

have Madame du Maine preferred to her, to make her odious to the whole

Court and to the King besides. I laughed when she told me all this.

"Is it possible," I said, "with so much sense and courage as you possess

that you will suffer this old hag to frighten you thus? You can have

nothing to fear: you are the Dauphine, the first person in the kingdom;

no one can do you any mischief without the most serious cause. When,

therefore, they threaten you, answer boldly: 'I do not fear pour menaces;

Madame de Maintenon is too much beneath me, and the King is too just to

condemn without hearing me. If you compel me I will speak to him myself,

and we shall see whether he will protect me or not.'"

The Dauphine was not backward in repeating this word for word. The old

woman immediately said, "This is not your own speech; this proceeds from

Madame's bad advice; you have not courage enough to think thus for

yourself; however, we shall see whether Madame's friendship will be

profitable to you or not." But from that time forth she never threatened

the Princess. She had introduced the name of the Duchesse du Maine

adroitly enough in her threats to the Dauphine, because, having educated

the Duke, she thought her power at Court unlimited, and wished to chew

that she could prefer the last Princess of the blood before the first

person in France, and that therefore it was expedient to submit to her

and obey her. But Bessola, who was jealous of me, and could not bear

that the Dauphine should confide in me, had been bought over by the old

woman, to whom she betrayed us, and told her all that I had said to

console the Princess; she was commissioned, besides, to torment and

intimidate her mistress as much as possible, and acquitted herself to

a miracle, terrifying her to death, and at the same time seeming to act

only from attachment, and to be entirely devoted to her. The poor

Dauphine never distrusted this woman, who had been educated with her, and

had accompanied her to France; she did not imagine that falsehood and

perfidy existed to such an extent as this infernal creature carried them.

I was perfectly amazed at it. I opposed Bessola, and did all I could to

console the Dauphine and to alleviate her vexation. She told me when she

was dying that I had prolonged her life by two years by inspiring her

with courage. My exertions, however, procured for me Maintenon's cordial

hatred, which lasted to the end of her life. Although the Dauphine might

have something to reproach herself with, she was not to be taken to task

for it by that old woman, for who had ever led a less circumspect life

than she? In public, or when we were together, she never said anything

unpleasant to me, for she knew that I would not have failed to answer her

properly, as I knew her whole life. Villarceaux had told me more of her

than I desired to know.

When the King was talking to me on his death-bed she turned as red as

fire.

"Go away, Madame," said she; "the King is too much affected while he

talks to you; it may do him harm. Pray go away."

As I went out she followed me and said, "Do not think, Madame, that I

have ever done you an ill turn with the King."

I answered her with tears, for I thought I should choke with grief:

"Madame, do not let us talk upon that subject," and so quitted her.

That humpbacked old Fagon, her favourite, used to say that he disliked

Christianity because it would not allow him to build a temple to

Maintenon and an altar to worship her.

The only trait in her character that I can find to praise is her conduct

to Montchevreuil; although she was a wicked old devil, Maintenon had

reason to love her and be kind to her, for she had fed and clothed her

when Maintenon was in great want.

I believe the old woman would not procure for Madame de Dangeau the

privilege of the tabouret, only because she was a German and of good

family. She once had two young girls from Strasbourg brought to Court,

and made them pass for Countesses Palatine, placing them in the office of

attendants upon her nieces. I did not know a word of it until the

Dauphine came to tell it me with tears in her eyes.

I said to her, "Do not disturb yourself, leave me alone to act; when I

have a good reason for what I do, I despise the old witch."

When I saw from my window the niece walking with these German girls,

I went into the garden and met them. I called one of them, and asked her

who she was. She told me, boldly, that she was a Countess Palatine of

Lutzelstein.

"By the left hand?" I asked.

"No," she replied, "I am not illegitimate; the young Count Palatine

married my mother, who is of the house of Gehlen."

"In that case," I said, "you cannot be Countess Palatine; for we never

allow such unequal marriages to hold good. I will tell you, moreover,

that you lie when you say that the Count Palatine married your mother;

she is a -----, and the Count has married her no more than a hundred

others have done; I know her lawful husband is a hautboy-player. If you

presume, in future, to pass yourself off as a Countess Palatine I will

have you stripped; let me never again hear anything of this; but if you

will follow my advice, and take your proper name, I shall not reproach

you. And now you see what you have to choose between."

The girl took this so much to heart that she died some days afterwards.

As for the second, she was sent to a boarding-house in Paris, where she

became as bad as her mother; but as she changed her name I did not

trouble myself any further about her.

I told the Dauphine what I had done, who was very much obliged to me,

and confessed she should not have had courage enough to do it herself.

She feared that the King would be displeased with me; but he only said

to me, jestingly, "One must not play tricks with you about your family,

for it seems to be a matter of life or death with you."

I replied, "I hate lies."

There was a troop of Italian players who had got up a comedy called "The

Pretended Prude." When I learnt they were going to represent it, I sent

for them and told them not to do so. It was in vain; they played it, and

got a great deal of money by it; but they were afterwards sent away in

consequence. They then came to me and wanted me to intercede for them;

but I said, "Why did you not take my advice?" It was said they hit off

the character of Maintenon with the most amusing fidelity. I should have

liked to see it, but I would not go lest the old woman should have told

the King that I had planned it out of ill-will to her.

SECTION VII.--THE QUEEN--CONSORT OF LOUIS XIV.

Our Queen was excessively ignorant, but the kindest and most virtuous

woman in the world; she had a certain greatness in her manner, and knew

how to hold a Court extremely well. She believed everything the King

told her, good or bad. Her teeth were very ugly, being black and broken.

It was said that this proceeded from her being in the constant habit of

taking chocolate; she also frequently ate garlic. She was short and fat,

and her skin was very white. When she was not walking or dancing she

seemed much taller. She ate frequently and for a long time; but her food

was always cut in pieces as small as if they were for a singing bird.

She could not forget her country, and her manners were always remarkably

Spanish. She was very fond of play; she played basset, reversis, ombre,

and sometimes a little primero; but she never won because she did not

know how to play.

She had such as affection for the King that she used to watch his eyes to

do whatever might be agreeable to him; if he only looked at her kindly

she was in good spirits for the rest of the day. She was very glad when

the King quitted his mistresses for her, and displayed so much

satisfaction that it was commonly remarked. She had no objection to

being joked upon this subject, and upon such occasions used to laugh and

wink and rub her little hands.

One day the Queen, after having conversed for half-an-hour with the

Prince Egon de Furstemberg,--[Cardinal Furstemberg, Bishop of

Strasbourg.]--took me aside and said to me, "Did you know what M. de

Strasbourg has been saying? I have not understood him at all."

A few minutes afterwards the Bishop said to me, "Did your Royal Highness

hear what the Queen said to me? I have not comprehended a single word."

"Then," said I, "why did you answer her."

"I thought," he replied, "that it would have been indecorous to have

appeared not to understand Her Majesty."

This made me laugh so much that I was obliged precipitately to quit the

Chamber.

The Queen died of an abscess under her arm. Instead of making it burst,

Fagon, who was unfortunately then her physician, had her blooded; this

drove in the abscess, the disorder attacked her internally, and an

emetic, which was administered after her bleeding, had the effect of

killing the Queen.

The surgeon who blooded her said, "Have you considered this well, Sir?

It will be the death of my Mistress!"

Fagon replied, "Do as I bid you."

Gervais, the surgeon, wept, and said to Fagon, "You have resolved, then,

that my Mistress shall die by my hand!"

Fagon had her blooded at eleven o'clock; at noon he gave her an emetic,

and three hours afterwards she was dead. It may be truly said that with

her died all the happiness of France. The King was deeply grieved by

this event, which that old villain Fagon brought about expressly for the

purpose of confirming that mischievous old woman's fortune.

After the Queen's death I also happened to have an abscess. Fagon did

all he could to make the King recommend me to be blooded; but I said to

him, in His Majesty's presence, "No, I shall do no such thing. I shall

treat myself according to my own method; and if you had done the same to

the Queen she would have been alive now. I shall suffer the abscess to

gather, and then I shall have it opened." I did so, and soon got well.

The King said very kindly to me, "Madame, I am afraid you will kill

yourself."

I replied, laughing, "Your Majesty is too good to me, but I am quite

satisfied with not having followed my physician's advice, and you will

soon see that I shall do very well."

After my convalescence I said at table, in presence of my two doctors,

Daguin, who was then first physician, and Fagon, who succeeded him upon

his being disgraced, "Your Majesty sees that I was right to have my own

way; for I am quite well, notwithstanding all the wise sayings and

arguments of these gentlemen."

They were a little confused, but put it off with a laugh; and Fagon said

to me,--

"When folks are as robust as you, Madame, they may venture to risk

somewhat."

I replied, "If I am robust, it is because I never take medicine but on

urgent occasions."

BOOK 2.

Philippe I., Duc d'Orleans

Philippe II., Duc d'Orleans, Regent of France

The Affairs of the Regency

The Duchesse d'Orleans, Consort of the Regent

The Dauphine, Princess of Bavaria.

Adelaide of Savoy, the Second Dauphine

The First Dauphin

The Duke of Burgundy, the Second Dauphin

Petite Madame

SECTION VIII.--PHILIPPE I., DUC D'ORLEANS.

Cardinal Mazarin perceiving that the King had less readiness than his

brother, was apprehensive lest the latter should become too learned; he

therefore enjoined the preceptor to let him play, and not to suffer him

to apply to his studies.

"What can you be thinking of, M. la Mothe le Vayer," said the Cardinal;

"would you try to make the King's brother a clever man? If he should be

more wise than his brother, he would not be qualified for implicit

obedience."

Never were two brothers more totally different in their appearance than

the King and Monsieur. The King was tall, with light hair; his mien was

good and his deportment manly. Monsieur, without having a vulgar air,

was very small; his hair and eye-brows were quite black, his eyes were

dark, his face long and narrow, his nose large, his mouth small, and his

teeth very bad; he was fond of play, of holding drawing-rooms, of eating,

dancing and dress; in short, of all that women are fond of. The King

loved the chase, music and the theatre; my husband rather affected large

parties and masquerades: his brother was a man of great gallantry, and I

do not believe my husband was ever in love during his life. He danced

well, but in a feminine manner; he could not dance like a man because his

shoes were too high-heeled. Excepting when he was with the army, he

would never get on horseback. The soldiers used to say that he was more

afraid of being sun-burnt and of the blackness of the powder than of the

musket-balls; and it was very true. He was very fond of building.

Before he had the Palais Royal completed, and particularly the grand

apartment, the place was, in my opinion, perfectly horrible, although in

the Queen-mother's time it had been very much admired. He was so fond of

the ringing of bells that he used to go to Paris on All Souls' Day for

the purpose of hearing the bells, which are rung during the whole of the

vigils on that day he liked no other music, and was often laughed at for

it by his friends. He would join in the joke, and confess that a peal of

bells delighted him beyond all expression. He liked Paris better than

any other place, because his secretary was there, and he lived under less

restraint than at Versailles. He wrote so badly that he was often

puzzled to read his own letters, and would bring them to me to decipher

them.

"Here, Madame," he used to say, laughing, "you are accustomed to my

writing; be so good as to read me this, for I really cannot tell what I

have been writing." We have often laughed at it.

He was of a good disposition enough, and if he had not yielded so

entirely to the bad advice of his favourites, he would have been the best

master in the world. I loved him, although he had caused me a great deal

of pain; but during the last three years of his life that was totally

altered. I had brought him to laugh at his own weakness, and even to

take jokes without caring for them. From the period that I had been

calumniated and accused, he would suffer no one again to annoy me; he had

the most perfect confidence in me, and took my part so decidedly, that

his favourites dared not practise against me. But before that I had

suffered terribly. I was just about to be happy, when Providence thought

fit to deprive me of my poor husband. For thirty years I had been

labouring to gain him to myself, and, just as my design seemed to be

accomplished, he died. He had been so much importuned upon the subject

of my affection for him that he begged me for Heaven's sake not to love

him any longer, because it was so troublesome. I never suffered him to

go alone anywhere without his express orders.

The King often complained that he had not been allowed to converse

sufficiently with people in his youth; but taciturnity was a part of his

character, for Monsieur, who was brought up with him, conversed with

everybody. The King often laughed, and said that Monsieur's chattering

had put him out of conceit with talking. We used to joke Monsieur upon

his once asking questions of a person who came to see him.

"I suppose, Monsieur," said he, "you come from the army?"

"No, Monsieur," replied the visitor, "I have never joined it."

"You arrive here, then, from your country house?"

"Monsieur, I have no country house."

"In that case, I imagine you are living at Paris with your family?"

"Monsieur, I am not married."

Everybody present at this burst into a laugh, and Monsieur in some

confusion had nothing more to say. It is true that Monsieur was more

generally liked at Paris than the King, on account of his affability.

When the King, however, wished to make himself agreeable to any person,

his manners were the most engaging possible, and he won people's hearts

much more readily than my husband; for the latter, as well as my son, was

too generally civil. He did not distinguish people sufficiently, and

behaved very well only to those who were attached to the Chevalier de

Lorraine * and his favourites.

Monsieur was not of a temper to feel any sorrow very deeply. He loved

his children too well even to reprove them when they deserved it; and if

he had occasion to make complaints of them, he used to come to me with

them.

"But, Monsieur," I have said, "they are your children as well as mine,

why do you not correct them?"

He replied, "I do not know how to scold, and besides they would not care

for me if I did; they fear no one but you."

By always threatening the children with me, he kept them in constant fear

of me. He estranged them from me as much as possible, but he left me to

exercise more authority over my elder daughter and over the Queen of

Sicily than over my son; he could not, however, prevent my occasionally

telling them what I thought. My daughter never gave me any cause to

complain of her. Monsieur was always jealous of the children, and was

afraid they would love me better than him: it was for this reason that he

made them believe I disapproved of almost all they did. I generally

pretended not to see this contrivance.

Without being really fond of any woman, Monsieur used to amuse himself

all day in the company of old and young ladies to please the King: in

order not to be out of the Court fashion, he even pretended to be

amorous; but he could not keep up a deception so contrary to his natural

inclination. Madame de Fiennes said to him one day, "You are in much

more danger from the ladies you visit, than they are from you." It was

even said that Madame de Monaco had attempted to give him some violent

proofs of her affection. He pretended to be in love with Madame de

Grancey; but if she had had no other lover than Monsieur she might have

preserved her reputation. Nothing culpable ever passed between them; and

he always endeavoured to avoid being alone with her. She herself said

that whenever they happened to be alone he was in the greatest terror,

and pretended to have the toothache or the headache. They told a story

of the lady asking him to touch her, and that he put on his gloves before

doing so. I have often heard him rallied about this anecdote, and have

often laughed at it.

Madame de Grancey was one of the most foolish women in the world. She

was very handsome at the time of my arrival in France, and her figure was

as good as her face; besides, she was not so much disregarded by others

as by my husband; for, before the Chevalier de Lorraine became her lover,

she had had a child. I knew well that nothing had passed between

Monsieur and Grancey, and I was never jealous of them; but I could not

endure that she should derive a profit from my household, and that no

person could purchase an employment in it without paying a douceur to

her. I was also often indignant at her insolence to me, and at her

frequently embroiling me with Monsieur. It was for these reasons, and

not from jealousy, as was fancied by those who knew nothing about it,

that I sometimes sharply reprimanded her. The Chevalier de Lorraine,

upon his return from Rome, became her declared lover. It was through his

contrivances, and those of D'Effiat, that she was brought into the house

of Monsieur, who really cared nothing about her. Her continued

solicitations and the behaviour of the Chevalier de Lorraine had so much

disgusted Monsieur, that if he had lived he would have got rid of them

both.

He had become tired of the Chevalier de Lorraine because he had found out

that his attachment to him proceeded from interested motives. When

Monsieur, misled by his favourites, did something which was neither just

nor expedient, I used to say to him, "Out of complaisance to the

Chevalier de Lorraine, you put your good sense into your pocket, and

button it up so tight that it cannot be seen."

After my husband's death I saw Grancey only once; I met her in the

garden. When she ceased to be handsome, she fell into utter despair;

and so great a change took place in her appearance that no one would have

known her. Her nose, before so beautiful, grew long and large, and was

covered with pimples, over each of which she put a patch; this had a very

singular effect; the red and white paint, too, did not adhere to her

face. Her eyes were hollow and sunken, and the alteration which this had

caused in her face cannot be imagined. In Spain they, lock up all the

ladies at night, even to the septuagenary femmes de chambre. When

Grancey followed our Queen to Spain as dame d'atour, she was locked up in

the evening, and was in great grief about it.

When she was dying, she cried, "Ah, mon Dieu, must I die, who have never

once thought of death?"

She had never done anything but sit at play with her lovers until five or

six o'clock in the morning, feast, and smoke tobacco, and follow

uncontrolled her natural inclinations.

When she reached her climacteric, she said, in despair, "Alas, I am

growing old, I shall have no more children."

This was exceedingly amusing; and her friends, as well as her enemies,

laughed at it. She once had a high dispute with Madame de Bouillon. One

evening, Grancey chose to hide herself in one of the recesses formed by

the windows in the chamber of the former lady, who, not thinking she was

heard, conversed very freely with the Marquise d'Allure, respecting the

libertine life of Grancey; in the course of which she said several

strange things respecting the treatment which her lovers had experienced

from her. Grancey at length rushed out, and fell to abusing Madame de

Bouillon like a Billingsgate. The latter was not silent, and some

exceedingly elegant discourse passed between them. Madame de Bouillon

made a complaint against Grancey; in the first place, for having listened

to her conversation; and in the second, for having insulted her in her

own house. Monsieur reproved Grancey; told her that she had brought this

inconvenience upon herself by her own indiscretion, and ordered her to be

reconciled with her adversary.

"How can I," said Grancey, "be reconciled to Madame de Bouillon, after

all the wicked things she has said about me?" But after a moment's

reflection she added, "Yes, I can, for she did not say I was ugly."

They afterwards embraced, and made it up.

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Monsieur was taken ill at ten o'clock at night, but he did not die until

the next day at noon. I can never think of this night without horror.

I remained with him from ten at night until five the next morning, when

he lost all consciousness.--[The Duc d'Orleans died of apoplexy on the

9th June, 1701]

The Electors of Germany would not permit Monsieur to write to them in the

same style as the King did.

SECTION IX.--PHILIPPE II., DUC D' ORLEANS, REGENT OF FRANCE.

From the age of fourteen to that of fifteen years, my son was not ugly;

but after that time he became very much sun-burnt in Italy and Spain.

Now, however, he is too ruddy; he is fat, but not tall, and yet he does

not seem disagreeable to me. The weakness of his eyes causes him

sometimes to squint. When he dances or is on horseback he looks very

well, but he walks horridly ill. In his childhood he was so delicate

that he could not even kneel without falling, through weakness; by

degrees, however, his strength improved. He loads his stomach too much

at table; he has a notion that it is good to make only one meal; instead

of dinner, he takes only one cup of chocolate, so that by supper he is

extremely hungry and thirsty. In answer to whatever objections are made

to this regimen, he says he cannot do business after eating. When he

gets tipsy, it is not with strong potations, but with Champagne or Tokay.

He is not very fond of the chase. The weakness of his sight arose from

an accident which befell him at the age of four years, and which was

something like an apoplexy. He sees well enough near, and can read the

smallest writing; but at the distance of half the room he cannot

distinguish persons without a glass. He had an application of a powder

to that eye which is worst, and, although it had caused intolerable pain

to every other person who had used it, it seemed to have no effect upon

him, for he laughed and chatted as usual. He found some benefit from

this; but W. Gendron was too severe for him. That physician forbade the

petits-soupers and the amusements which usually followed them; this was

not agreeable to my son, and those who used to frequent them to their own

advantage; they therefore persuaded him to adopt some other remedies

which almost deprived him of sight. For the last forty years (1719),

that is to say since the accident happened, the month of October has

never elapsed without his health and eyesight being affected towards the

21st in some way or other.

He was only seventeen years old when he was married. If he had not been

threatened with imprisonment in the old castle of Villers-Cotterets, and

if hopes had not been given him of seeing the Duchesse de Bourbon as he

wished, they could not have induced him to form this accursed marriage.

It is my son's unlucky destiny to have for a wife a woman who is desirous

of ruling everything with her brothers. It is commonly said, that where

one sins there one suffers; and thus it has happened to my son with

respect to his wife and his brothers-in-law. If he had not inflicted

upon me the deepest vexation by uniting himself with this low race, he

might now speak to them boldly. I never quarrelled with my son; but he

was angry with me about this marriage, which he had contracted against my

inclination.

As I sincerely love him, I have forgotten it; and I do not believe that

we shall ever quarrel in future. When I have anything to say about his

conduct, I say it openly, and there is an end of it. He behaves to me

very respectfully. I did all in my power to prevent his marriage; but

since it did take place, and with his consent, though without mine, I

wish now only for his tranquillity. His wife fancies that she has done

him an honour in marrying him, because he is only the son of the brother

of a king, while she is the daughter of a king; but she will not perceive

that she is also the daughter of a -----. He was obliged to put down all

his feelings of nobility; and if I had a hundred crowns for as many times

as he has since repented it, I could almost buy France for the King, and

pay his debts. My son visits his wife every day, and when she is in good

humour he stays with her a long time; but when she is ill-tempered,

which, unfortunately, happens too often, he goes away without saying

anything. I have every reason to be satisfied with him; he lives on very

good terms with me, and I have no right to complain of his conduct; but I

see that he does not repose much confidence in me, and I know many

persons to whom he is more communicative.

I love my son with all my heart; but I cannot see how any one else can,

for his manners are little calculated to inspire love. In the first

place, he is incapable of the passion, or of being attached to any one

for a long time; in the second, he is not sufficiently polished and

gallant to make love, but sets about it rudely and coarsely; in the

third, he is very indiscreet, and tells plainly all that he has done.

I have said to him a hundred times, "I wonder how any woman can run after

you, whom they ought rather to fly from."

He would reply, laughing, "Ah! you do not know the libertine women of the

present day; provided they are talked of, they are satisfied."

There was an affair of gallantry, but a perfectly honourable one, between

him and the Queen of Spain. I do not know whether he had the good

fortune to be agreeable to her, but I know he was not at all in love with

her. He thought her mien and figure good, but neither her manners nor

her face were agreeable to him.

He was not in any degree romantic, and, not knowing how to conduct

himself in this affair, he said to the Duc de Grammont, "You understand

the manner of Spanish gallantry; pray tell me a little what I ought to

say and do."

He could not, however, suit the fancy of the Queen, who was for pure

gallantry; those who were less delicate he was better suited for, and for

this reason it was said that libertine women used to run after him.

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He never denied that he was indiscreet and inconstant. Being one day

with me at the theatre, and hearing Valere say he was tired of his

mistress, "That has been my case often," he cried. I told him he never

was in love in his life, and that what he called love was mere

debauchery.

He replied, "It is very true that I am not a hero of romance, and that I

do not make love like a Celadon, but I love in my way."

"Your way," I said, "is an extremely gross one." . . . This made him

laugh.

He likes the business of his gallantry to be conducted with beat of drum,

without the least refinement. He reminds me of the old Patriarchs, who

were surrounded by women.

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All women do not please him alike. He does not like fine airs so well as

profligate manners: the opera-house dancers are his favourites. The

women run after him from mere interest, for he pays them well. A

pleasant enough adventure happened last winter:

A young and pretty woman visited my son in his cabinet; he presented her

with a diamond of the value of 2,000 Louis and a box worth 200. This

woman had a jealous husband, but she had effrontery enough to shew him

the jewels which she said had been offered to her a great bargain by

persons who wanted the money, and she begged him not to let such an

opportunity slip. The credulous husband gave her the money she asked

for. She thanked him, put the box in her dressing-case and the diamond

on her finger, and displayed it in the best company.

When she was asked where she got the ring and the bog, "M. de Parabere

gave them to me," she said; and he, who happened to be present, added,

"Yes, I gave them to her; can one do less when one has for a wife a lady

of quality who loves none but her husband?"

This caused some mirth; for other people were not so simple as the

husband, and knew very well where the presents came from. If my son has

a queen-sultana, it is this Madame de Parabere. Her mother, Madame de la

Vieuville, was dame d'atour to the Duchesse de Berri.--[Marie-Madeline de

la Vieuville, Comtesse de la Parabere; it was she whom the Regent used to

call "his little black crow."]--It was there that my son first became

acquainted with the daughter, who is now a widow: she is of a slight

figure, dark complexion, and never paints; her eyes and mouth are pretty;

she is not very sensible, but is a desirable little person. My son says

he likes her because she thinks of nothing but amusing herself, and never

interferes with other affairs. That would be very well if she were not a

drunkard, and if she did not make my son eat and drink so much, and take

him to a farm which she has at Anieres, and where he sometimes sups with

her and the country folks. It is said that he becomes a little jealous

of Parabere, in which case he must love her more than he has done yet.

I often tell him that, if he really loved, he would not suffer his

mistresses to run after others, and to commit such frequent infidelities.

He replied that there was no such thing as love except in romances. He

broke with Seri, because, as he said, she wanted him to love her like an

Arcadian. He has often made me laugh at his complaining of this

seriously, and with an air of great affliction.

"Why do you disturb yourself?" I have said to him; "if that is not

agreeable to you, leave her alone. You are not obliged to feign a love

which you do not feel."

This convinces me, however, that my son is incapable of love. He

willingly eats, drinks, sings, and amuses himself with his mistresses,

but to love one of them more than another is not his way. He is not

afraid of application; but when he has been actively engaged from morning

till night he is glad to divert himself at supper with such persons. It

is for this reason that Parabere, who is said to be a great fool, is so

agreeable to him. She eats and drinks astonishingly, and plays absurd

tricks, which divert him and make him forget his labour.

My son, it must be allowed, possesses some great qualities. He has good

sense, understands several languages, is fond of reading, speaks well,

has studied much, is learned and acquainted with most of the arts,

however difficult. He is a musician, and does not compose badly; he

paints well, he understands chemistry, is well versed in history, and is

quick of comprehension. He soon, however, gets tired of everything. He

has an excellent memory, is expert in war, and fears nothing in the

world; his intentions are always just and fair, and if his actions are

ever otherwise, it is the fault of others. His only faults are that he

is too kind, not sufficiently reserved, and apt to believe people who

have less sense than himself; he is, therefore, often deceived, for the

knaves who know his easiness of temper will run all risks with him. All

the misfortunes and inconveniences which befall him spring from that

cause. His other fault is one not common to Frenchmen, the easiness with

which women can persuade him, and this often brings him into domestic

quarrels. He can refuse them nothing, and even carries his complaisance

so far as to give them marks of affection without really liking them.

When I tell him that he is too good, he says, "Is it not better to be

good than bad?"

He was always extremely weak, too, with respect to lovers, who chose to

make him their confidant.

The Duc de Saint Simon was one day exceedingly annoyed at this weakness

of my son, and said to him, angrily, "Ah! there you are; since the days

of Louis le Debonnaire there has been nobody so debonnaire as yourself."

My son was much amused at it.

When he is under the necessity of saying anything harsh, he is much more

pained at it than the person who experiences the disgrace.

He is not fond of the country, but prefers living in town. He is in this

respect like Madame de Longueville, who was tired to death of being in

Normandy, where her husband was.

[The Duc de Longueville was Governor of Normandy; and after the

reduction of Bordeaux, in 1652, the Duchesse de Longueville received

an order from the Court to repair to her husband.]

Those who were about her said, "Mon Dieu, Madame, you are eaten up with

ennui; will you not take some amusement? There are dogs and a beautiful

forest; will you hunt?"

"No," she replied, "I don't like hunting."

"Will you work?"

"No, I don't like work."

"Will you take a walk, or play at some game?"

"No, I like neither the one nor the other."

"What will you do, then?" they asked.

"What can I do?" she said; "I hate innocent pleasures."

My son understands music well, as all the musicians agree. He has

composed two or three operas, which are pretty. La Fare, his Captain of

the guards, wrote the words. He had them played in his palace, but never

would permit them to be represented on the public stage.

When he had nothing to do he painted for one of the Duchess's cabinets

all the pastoral romance of "Daphnis and Chloe."

[The designs for the romance of "Daphnis and Chloe" were composed by

the Regent, with the advice, and probably the assistance, of Claude

Audran, a distinguished painter, whom Lebrun often employed to help

him with his large pictures. He painted a part of the battles of

Alexander. These designs were engraved by Benoit Audran; they

embellish what is called "the Regent's edition" of the Pastoral of

Longus, which was printed under his inspection in the year 1718. It

is somewhat surprising that Madame should speak so disdainfully of

so eminent an artist as Benoit Audran.]

With the exception of the first, he invented and painted all the

subjects. They have been engraved by one Audran. The Duchess thought

them so pretty that she had them worked in a larger size in tapestry; and

these, I think, are better than the engravings.

My son's learning has not the least tinge of pedantry. He knows a

quantity of facetious stories, which he learnt in Italy and in Spain.

He does not tell them badly, but I like him better in his more serious

moods, because they are more natural to him. When he talks upon learned

topics it is easy to see that they are rather troublesome to him than

otherwise. I often blamed him for this; but he used to reply that it was

not his fault, that he was ready enough to learn anything, but that when

he once knew it he no longer took pleasure in it.

He is eloquent enough, and when he chooses he can talk with dignity. He

has a Jesuit for his confessor, but he does not suffer himself to be

ruled by him. He pretends that his daughter has no influence over him.

He was delighted when he obtained the command of the Spanish army, and

was pleased with everything in that country; this procured him the hatred

of the Princesse des Ursins, who feared that my son would diminish her

authority and gain more of the confidence of the Spaniards than she

possessed.

He learned to cook during his stay with the army in Spain.

I cannot tell where he learned so much patience; I am sure it was neither

from Monsieur nor from me.

When he acted from himself I always found him reasonable; but he too

often confided in rogues, who had not half his sense, and then all went

wrong.

My son is like all the rest of his family; when they had become

accustomed to a thing they suffered it to go its own way. It was for

this reason he could not persuade himself to shake off the Abbe Dubois,

although he knew him to be a rascal. This Abbe had the impudence to try

to persuade even me that the marriage he had brought about was an

excellent one.

"But the honour which is lost in it," said I, "how will you repair that?"

Old Maintenon had made immense promises to him, as well as to my son;

but, thank God, she kept neither the one nor the other.

It is intolerable that my son will go about day and night with that

wicked and impertinent Noce I hate that Noce as I hate the devil. He and

Brogue run all risks, because they are thus enabled to sponge upon my

son. It is said that Noce is jealous of Parabere, who has fallen in love

with some one else. This proves that my son is not jealous. The person

with whom she has fallen in love has long been a sort of adventurer: it

is Clermont, a captain in my son's Swiss Guard; the same who preferred

Chouin to the great Princesse de Conti. It is said that Noce utters

whatever comes into his head, and about any persons; this makes my son

laugh, and amuses him, for Noce has wit and can do this pleasantly,

enough. His father was under-governor to my son, who has thus been

accustomed from his infancy to this wicked rascal, and who is very fond

of him. I do not know for what reason, for he is a person who fears

neither God nor man, and has not a single good point about him; he is

green, black, and deep yellow; he is ten years older than my son; it is

incredible how many, millions this mercenary rogue has drawn from him.

Madame de Berri has told me that Broglie's jokes consist only in saying

openly, the most horrible things. The Broglii are of Italian extraction,

but have been long settled in France. There were three brothers, the

elder of whom died in the army; the second was an Abbe, but he cast aside

his gown, and he is the knave of whom I have been speaking. The third is

still serving in the army, and, according to common report, is one of the

best gentlemen in the world. My, son does not like him so well as his

good-for-nothing brother, because he is too serious, and would not become

his buffoon. My son excuses himself by saying that when he quits

business he wants something to make him laugh, and that young Broglie is

not old enough for this; that if he had a confidential business, or a

warlike expedition to perform, he would prefer him; but that for laughing

and dissipation of all sorts, his elder brother is more fit.

My son has three natural children, two boys and a girl, of whom only one

has been legitimated; that is his son by Mademoiselle de Seri,

[N. de Seri de la Boissiere; the father had been ambassador in

Holland. Mademoiselle de Seri was the Regent's first mistress; he

gave her the title of Comtesse d'Argenton. Her son, the Chevalier

d'Orleans, was Grand-Prieur of France.]

who was my Maid of Honour; she was genteel and gay, but not pretty nor of

a good figure. This son was called the Chevalier d'Orleans. The other,

who is now a lad of eighteen years, is the Abbe de Saint Albin; he had

this child by Florence, an opera dancer, of a very neat figure, but a

fool; although to look at her pretty face one would not have thought so.

She is since dead. The third of my son's illegitimate children is a girl

of fourteen years old, whom he had by Desmarets, an actress, who is still

on the stage. This child has been educated at a convent at Saint Denis,

but has not much inclination for a monastic life. When my son sent for

her she did not know who she was.

Desmarets wanted to lay another child to my son's account; but he

replied, "No, that child is too much of a harlequin."

When some one asked him what he meant, he said it was of so many

different pieces, and therefore he renounced it.

I do not know whether the mother did not afterwards give it to the

Elector of Bavaria, who had some share in it, and who sacrificed to her

the most beautiful snuff-box that ever was seen; it was covered with

large diamonds.

My first son was called the Duc de Valois; but as this name was one of

evil omen

[Alesandre-Louis d'Orleans, Duc de Valois, died an infant on the

16th of March, 1676; the Regent was born on the 4th of August, 1674.

It is unnecessary to mention the unhappy ends of Henri III. and of

the three Kings, his sons, who all died without issue.]

Monsieur would not suffer my other son to be called so; he took,

therefore, the title of Duc de Chartres. After Monsieur's death my son

took the name of Orleans, and his son that of Chartres.

My son is too much prejudiced in favour of his nation; and although he

sees daily that his countrymen are false and treacherous, he believes

there is no nation comparable to them. He is not very lavish of his

praise; and when he does approve of anything his sincerity gives it an

additional value.

As he is now in his forty-second year the people of Paris do not forgive

him for running about at balls, like a young fool, for the amusement of

women, when he has the cares of the kingdom upon his shoulders. When the

late King ascended the throne he had reason to take his diversion; it is

not so now. Night and day it is necessary to labour in order to repair

the mischief which the late King, or rather his Ministers, did to the

country.

When my son gently reproached that old Maintenon for having maligned him,

and asked her to put her hand upon her heart, and say whether her

calumnies were true, she replied, "I said it because I believed it."

My son replied, "You could not believe it, because you knew the

contrary."

She said arrogantly, and yet my son kept his temper, "Is not the Dauphine

dead?"

"Is it my fault," he rejoined, "that she is dead? Was she immortal?"

"Well," she replied, "I was so much distressed at the loss that I could

not help detesting him whom I was told was the cause of it."

"But, Madame," said my son, "you know, from the report which has been

made to the King, that I was not the cause, and that the Dauphine was not

poisoned."

"I do know it," she replied, "and I will say nothing more about it."

SECTION X.--THE AFFAIRS OF THE REGENCY.

The old Maintenon wished to have the Duc du Maine made Regent; but my

son's harangue to the Parliament frustrated her intention.

He was very angry with Lord Stair because he believed that he had done

him an ill office with the King of England, and prevented the latter from

entering into the alliance with France and Holland. If that alliance had

taken place my son could have prevented the Pretender from beginning his

journey; but as England refused to do so, the Regent was obliged to do

nothing but what was stipulated for by the treaty of peace: that is to

say, not to succour the Pretender with money nor arms, which he

faithfully performed. He sent wherever Lord Stair requested.

[The Duc d'Orleans ordered, in Lord Stair's presence, Contades,

Major of the Guard, to arrest the Pretender on his passage through

Chateau-Thierry; but, adds Duclos, Contades was an intelligent man,

and well acquainted with the Regent's secret intentions, and so he

set out resolved not to find what he went in search of.]

He believed that the English people would not be well pleased to see

their King allied to the Crown of France.

1717

The Baron Goertz thought to entrap my son, who, however, did not trust

him; he would not permit him to purchase a single ship, and it was upon

this that the Baron had built all his hopes of success.

That tall Goertz, whom I have seen, has an unlucky physiognomy; I do not

believe that he will die a fair death.

The Memoir of the thirty noblemen has so much angered my son that he will

hasten to pronounce sentence.

[Goertz was the Swedish minister, and had been sent into Holland and

France to favour the cause of the Pretender. He was arrested in

Holland in 1717, and remained in prison for several months. He was

a very cunning person, and a great political intriguer. On the

death of Charles XII. he was taken before an extraordinary

tribunal, and condemned in an unjust and arbitrary manner to be

beheaded, which sentence was executed in, May, 1719.]

1718

The whole of the Parliament was influenced against him. He made a

remonstrance against this, which was certainly effected at the

instigation of the eldest bastard and his wife.--[The Duc and Duchesse du

Maine.]--If any one spoke ill of my son, and seemed dissatisfied, the

Duchesse du Maine: invited them to Sceaux, and pitied and caressed them

to hear them abuse my son. I wondered at his patience. He has great

courage, and went steadily on without disturbing himself about anything.

Although the Parliament of Paris sent to all the other parliaments in the

kingdom to solicit them to unite with it, none of them did so, but all

remained faithful to my son. The libels which were dispersed for the

purpose of exciting the people against him had scarcely any effect. I

believe the plot would have succeeded better if the bastard and his wife

had not engaged in it, for they were extraordinarily hated at Paris. My

son told the Parliament they had nothing to do with the coinage; that he

would maintain the royal authority, and deliver it to the King when he

should be of age in the same state as he had found it on his becoming

Regent.

The Marechale d'Uxelles hated my son mortally;, but after the King's

death he played the fawning dog so completely that my son forgave him and

took him into favour again. In the latter affair he was disposed once

more to follow his natural inclination, but my son, having little value

for whatever he could do, said, "Well, if he will not sign he may let it

alone."

When the Marshal saw my son was serious and did not care at all for his

bravadoes, he became submissive and did what my son desired.

The wife of the cripple, the Duchesse du Maine, resolved to have an

explanation with my son. She made a sententious speech, just as if she

had been on the stage; she asked how he could think that the answer to

Fitz-Morris's book should have proceeded from her, or that a Princess of

the blood would degrade herself by composing libels? She told him, too,

that the Cardinal de Polignac was engaged in affairs of too much

importance to busy himself in trifles like this, and M. de Malezieux was

too much a philosopher to think of anything but the sciences. For her

own part, she said she had sufficient employment in educating her

children as became that royal dignity of which she had been wrongfully

deprived. My son only replied to her thus:--

"I have reason to believe that these libels have been got up at your

house, and by you, because that fact has been attested by persons who

have been in your service, and who have seen them in progress; beyond

this no one makes me believe or disbelieve anything."

He made no reply to her last observation, and so she went away. She

afterwards boasted everywhere of the firmness with which she had spoken

to my son.

My son this day (26th of August) assembled the Council of the Regency.

He had summoned the Parliament by a 'lettre-de-cachet': they repaired to

the Tuileries in a procession on foot, dressed in scarlet robes, hoping

by this display to excite the people in their favour; but the mob only

called out, "Where are these lobsters going?" The King had caused the

Keeper of the Seals to make a remonstrance to the Parliament for having

infringed upon his authority in publishing decrees without his sanction.

He commanded them to quash the decree, which was done; and to confirm the

authority of the Keeper of the Seals, which they did also. He then

ordered them with some sternness not to interfere with the affairs of the

Government beyond their province; and as the Duc du Maine had excited the

Parliament against the King, he was deprived of the care of His Majesty's

education, and he with his brothers were degraded from the rank of

Princes of the blood, which had been granted to them. They will in

future have no other rank than that of their respective peerages; but the

Duc du Maine alone, for the fidelity he has always manifested towards the

King, will retain his rank for his life, although his issue, if he should

have any, will not inherit it.

[Saint-Simon reports that it was the Comte de Toulouse who was allowed

to retain his rank.--See The Memoirs of Saint-Simon, Chapter XCIII.--D.W.]

Madame d'Orleans was in the greatest despair, and came to Paris in such a

condition as moved my pity for her. Madame du Maine is reported to have

said, three weeks ago, at a grand dinner, "I am accused of having caused

the Parliament to revolt against the Duc d'Orleans, but I despise him too

much to take so noble a vengeance; I will be revenged in another manner."

The Parliament had very notable projects in hand. If my son had delayed

four-and-twenty hours longer in removing the Duc du Maine from the King

it would have been decided to declare His Majesty of full age; but my son

frustrated this by dismissing the Duke, and degrading him at the same

time. The Chief President is said to have been so frightened that he

remained motionless, as if he had been petrified by a gaze at the head of

Medusa. That celebrated personage of antiquity could not have been more

a fury than Madame du Maine; she threatened dreadfully, and did not

scruple to say, in the presence of her household, that she would yet find

means to give the Regent such a blow as should make him bite the dust.

That old Maintenon and her pupil have also had a finger in the pie.

The Parliament asked pardon of my son, which proves that the Duc and

Duchesse du Maine were the mainsprings of the plot.

There is reason to believe that the old woman and the former Chancellor

were also implicated in it. The Chancellor, who would have betrayed my

son in so shameful a manner, was under the heaviest obligations to him.

What has happened is a great mortification to Maintenon, and yet she has

not given up all hopes. This makes me very anxious, for I know how

expertly she can manage poison. My son, instead of being cautious, goes

about the town at night in strange carriages, sometimes supping with one

or another of his people, none of whom are worthy of being trusted, and

who, excepting their wit, have not one good quality.

Different reports respecting the Duchesse du Maine are abroad; some say

she has beaten her husband and broken the glasses and everything brittle

in her room. Others say she has not spoken a word, and has done nothing

but weep. The Duc de Bourbon has undertaken the King's education. He

said that, not being himself of age, he did not demand this office

before, but that being so now he should solicit it, and it was

immediately given to him.

One president and two counsellors have been arrested. Before the close

of the session, the Parliament implored my son to use his good offices

with the King for the release of their members, and promised that they

should, if found culpable, be punished by the Parliament itself. My son

replied that they could not doubt he should always advise the King to the

most lenient measures; that His Majesty would not only be gracious to

them as a body, while they merited it, but also to each individual; that,

as to the prisoners, they would in good time be released.

That old Maintenon has fallen sick of grief that her project for the Duc

du Maine has miscarried.

The Duke and the Parliament had resolved to have a bed of justice held,

where my son should be dismissed, and the Regency be committed to the

Duke, while at the same time the King's household should be under arms.

The Duke and the Prince de Conti had long been urging my son without

knowing all the particulars. The Duc du Maine has not been banished to

the country, but has permission to go with his family wherever he

pleases; he will not, however, remain at Paris, because he no longer

enjoys his rank; he chooses rather to live at Sceaux, where he has an

elegant mansion and a fine park.

The little dwarf (the Duchesse du Maine) says she has more courage than

her husband, her son, and her brother-in-law put together; and that, like

another Jael, she would kill my son with her own hand, and would drive a

nail into his head. When I implored my son to be on his guard against

her, and told him this, he laughed at my fears and shook his head

incredulously.

I do not believe that the Devil, in his own person, is more wicked than

that old Maintenon, the Duc du Maine, and the Duchess. The latter said

openly that her husband and her brother-in-law were no better than

cowards; that, woman as she was, she was ready to demand an audience of

my son and to plunge a dagger in his heart. Let any one judge whether I

have not reason to fear such persons, and particularly, when they, have

so strong a party. Their cabal is very considerable; there are a dozen

persons of consideration, all great noblemen at Court. The richest part

of the people favour the Spanish pretensions, as well as the Duc and

Duchesse du Maine; they wish to call in the King of Spain. My, brother

has too much sense for them; they want a person who will suffer himself

to be led as they, please; the King of Spain is their man; and, for this

reason, they are trying all means to induce him to come. It is for these

reasons that I think my son is in so great danger.

My son has not yet released the three rogues of the Parliament, although

their liberation has been twice petitioned for.

The Duc du Maine and the cabal have made his sister believe that if my

son should die they would make her Regent, and would aid her with their

counsel to enable her to become one of the greatest persons in the world.

They say they mean no violence towards my son, who cannot live long on

account of his irregularities; that he must soon die or lose his sight;

and in the latter event he would consent to her becoming Regent. I know

a person to whom the Duc du Maine said so. This put an end to one's

astonishment, that she should have wished to force her daughter to marry

the Duc du Maine.

All this gave me great anxiety. I foresaw it all and said to my son,

"You are committing a folly, for which I shall have to suffer all my

life."

He has made great changes; instead of a great number of Councils he has

appointed Secretaries of State. M. d'Armenouville is Secretary of State

for the Navy; M. le Blanc, for the Army; M. de la Vrilliere, for the Home

Department; the Abbe Dubois, for Foreign Affairs; M. de Maurepas, for the

Royal Household; and a Bishop for the Church Benefices.

Malezieux and the Cardinal de Polignac had probably as great a share in

the answer to Fitz-Morris as the Duchesse du Maine.

The Duc de Bourbon and the Prince de Conti assisted very zealously in the

disgrace of the Duc du Maine. My son could not bring himself to resolve

upon it until the treachery had been clearly demonstrated to him, and he

saw that he should lend himself to his own dishonour if he did not

prevent the blow.

My son is very fond of the Comte de Toulouse, whom he finds a sensible

person on all occasions: if the latter had followed the advice of the Duc

du Maine he would have shared his fate; but he despised his brother's

advice and followed that of his wife.

My son believes as firmly in predestination as if he had been, like me, a

Calvinist, for nineteen years. I do not know how he learnt the affair of

the Duc du Maine; he has always kept it a great secret. But what appears

the most singular to me is that he does not hate his brother-in-law, who

has endeavoured to procure his death and dishonour. I do not believe his

like was ever seen: he has no gall in his composition; I never knew him

to hate any one.

He says he will take as much care as he can; but that if God has ordained

that he shall perish by the hands of his enemies he cannot change his

destiny, and that therefore he shall go on tranquilly.

He has earnestly requested Lord Stair to speak to the King of England

on your account.--[This passage is addressed to the Princess of

Wales.]--He says no one can be more desirous than he is that you should

be reinstated in your father's affection, and that he will neglect no

opportunity of bringing it about, being persuaded that it is to the

advantage of the King of England, as well as of yourself, that you should

be reconciled.

M. Law must be praised for his talent, but there is an astonishing number

of persons who envy him in this country. My son is delighted with his

cleverness in business.

He has been compelled to arrest the Spanish Ambassador, the Prince of

Cellamara, because letters were found upon his courier, the Abbe Porto

Carero, who was his nephew, and who has also been arrested, containing

evidence of a plot against the King and against my son. The Ambassador

was arrested by two Counsellors of State. It was time that this

treachery should be made public. A valet of the Abbe Porto Carero having

a bad horse, and not being able to get on so quick as his master, stayed

two relays behind, and met on his way the ordinary courier from Poitiers.

The valet asked him, "What news?"

"I don't know any," replied the postilion, "except that they have

arrested at Poitiers an English bankrupt and a Spanish Abbe who was

carrying a packet."

When the valet heard this he instantly took a fresh horse, and, instead

of following his master, he came back full gallop to Paris. So great was

his speed, that he fell sick upon his arrival in consequence of the

exertion. He outstripped my son's courier by twelve hours, and so had

time to apprise the Prince of Cellamara twelve hours before his arrest,

which gave him time to burn his most important letters and papers. My

son's enemies pretend to treat this affair as insignificant to the last

degree; but I cannot see anything insignificant in an Ambassador's

attempting to cause a revolt in a whole kingdom, and among the

Parliament, against my son, and meditating his assassination as well as

that of his son and daughter. I alone was to have been let live.

That Des Ursins must have the devil in her to have stirred up Pompadour

against my son. He is not any very great personage; but his wife is a

daughter of the Duc de Navailles, who was my son's governor. Madame de

Pompadour was the governess of the young Duc d'Alencon, the son of Madame

de Berri. As to the Abbe Brigaut, I know him very well. Madame de

Ventadour was his godmother, and he was baptized at the same time with

the first Dauphin, when he received the name of Tillio. He has talent,

but he is an intriguer and a knave. He pretended at first to be very

devout, and was appointed Pere de l'Oratoire; but, getting tired of this

life, he took up the trade of catering for the vices of the Court, and

afterwards became the secretary and factotum of Madame du Maine, for whom

he used to assist in all the libels and pasquinades which were written

against my son. It would be difficult to say which prated most, he or

Pompadour.

Madame d'Orleans has great influence over my son. He loves all his

children, but particularly his eldest daughter. While still a child, she

fell dangerously ill, and was given over by her physicians. My son was

in deep affliction at this, and resolved to attempt her cure by treating

her in his own way, which succeeded so well that he saved her life, and

from that moment has loved her better than all his other children.

............................

The Abbe Dubois has an insinuating manner towards every one; but more

particularly towards those of whom he had the care in their childhood.

Two Germans were implicated in the conspiracy; but I am only surprised at

one of them, the Brigadier Sandrazky, who was with me daily, and in whose

behalf I have often spoken, because his father served my brother as

commandant at Frankendahl; he died in the present year. The other is the

Count Schlieben, who has only one arm. I am not astonished at him; for,

in the first place, I know how he lost his arm; and, in the second, he is

a friend and servant of the Princesse des Ursins: they expect to take him

at Lyons. Sandrazky was at my toilette the day before yesterday; as he

looked melancholy, I asked him what was the matter? He replied, "I am

ill with vexation: I love my wife, who is an Englishwoman, very tenderly,

and she is no less fond of me; but, as we have not the means of keeping

up an establishment, she must go into a convent. This distresses me so

much that I am really very unwell."

I was grieved to hear this, and resolved to solicit my son for him.

My son sometimes does as is said in Atys,--[The opera of Atys, act ii.,

scene 3.]--"Vous pourriez aimer et descendre moins bas;" for when Jolis

was his rival, he became attached to one of his daughter's 'filles de

chambre', who hoped to marry Jolis because he was rich; for this reason

she received him better than my son, who, however, at last gained her

favour. He afterwards took her away from his daughter, and had her

taught to sing, for she had a fine voice.

The printed letters of Cellamara disclose the whole of the conspiracy.

The Abbe Brigaut, too, it is said, begins to chatter about it. This

affair has given me so much anxiety that I only sleep through mere

exhaustion. My heart beats incessantly; but my son has not the least

care about it. I beseech him, for God's sake, not to go about in coaches

at night, and he promises me he will not; but he will no more keep that

promise than he did when he made it to me before.

It is now eight days since the Duc du Maine and his wife were arrested

(29th December). She was at Paris, and her husband at Sceaux in his

chateau. One of the four captains of the King's Guard arrested the

Duchess, the Duke was arrested only by a lieutenant of the Body Guard.

The Duchess was immediately taken to Dijon and her husband to the

fortress of Doullens. I found Madame d'Orleans much more calm than I had

expected. She was much grieved, and wept bitterly; but she said that,

since her brother was convicted, she must confess he had done wrong; that

he was, with his wife, the cause of his own misfortune, but that it was

no less painful to her to know that her own brother had thus been

plotting against her husband. His guilt was proved upon three points:

first, in a paper under the hand of the Spanish Ambassador, the Prince of

Cellamara, in which he imparted to Alberoni that the Duchesse and the Duc

du Maine were at the head of the conspiracy; he tells him how many times

he has seen them, by whose means, and in what place; then he says that he

has given money to the Duc du Maine to bribe certain persons, and he

mentions the sum. There are already two men in the Bastille who confess

to have received money, and others who have voluntarily stated that they

conducted the Ambassador to the Duke and Duchess, and negotiated

everything between the parties. The greater part of their servants have

been sent to the Bastille. The Princess is deeply afflicted; and,

although the clearest proofs are given of her children's crime, she

throws all the blame upon the Duke, her grandson, who, she says, has

accused them falsely, because he hates them, and she has refused to see

him. The Duchess is more moderate in her grief. The little Princesse de

Conti heartily pities her sister and weeps copiously, but the elder

Princess does not trouble herself about her uncle and aunt.

The Cardinals cannot be arrested, but they may be exiled; therefore the

Cardinal de Polignac has been ordered to retire to one of his abbeys and

to remain there. It was love that turned his head. He was formerly a

great friend of my son's, and he did not change until he became attached

to that little hussy.

Magni

[Foucault de Magni, introducteur des ambassadeurs, and son of a

Counsellor of State. Duclos says he was a silly fellow, who never

did but, one wise thing, which was to run away.]

has not yet been taken; he flies from one convent to another. He stayed

with the Jesuits a long time.

1719

They say that the Duchesse du Maine used all her persuasions to induce

her husband to fly; but that he replied, as neither of them had written

anything with their own hands, nothing could be proved against them;

while, by flying, they would confess their guilt. They did not consider

that M. de Pompadour could say enough to cause their arrest.

The Duchess's fraternal affection is a much stronger passion than her

love for her children.

A letter of Alberoni's to the lame bastard has been intercepted, in which

is the following passage: "As soon as you declare war in France spring

all your mines at once."

What enrages me is that Madame d'Orleans and the Princess would still

make one believe that the Duc and Duchesse du Maine are totally innocent,

although proofs of their guilt are daily appearing. The Duchess came to

me to beg I would procure an order for her daughter's people, that is,

her dames d'honneur, her femmes de chambre, and her hair-dresser, to be

sent to her. I could not help laughing, and I said, "Mademoiselle de

Launay is an intriguer and one of the persons by whom the whole affair

was conducted."

But she replied, "The Princess is at the Bastille."--"I know it," I said;

"and well she has deserved it." This almost offended the Princess.

The Duchesse du Maine said openly that she should never be happy until

she had made an end of my son. When her mother reproached her with it,

she did not deny it, but only replied, "One says things in a passion

which one does not mean to do."

Although the plot has been discovered, the conspirators have not yet been

all taken. My son says, jokingly, "I have hold of the monster's head and

tail, but I have not yet got his body"

I can guess how it happened that the mercantile letters stated my son to

have been arrested; it is because the conspirators intended to have done

so, and two days later it would have taken place. It must have been

persons of this party, therefore, who wrote to England.

When Schlieben was seized, he said, "If Monsieur the Regent does not take

pity upon me, I am ruined."

He was for a long time at the Spanish Court, where he was protected by

the Princesse des Ursins. He has some wit, can chatter well, and is an

excellent spy for such a lady. The persons who had arrested him took him

to Paris by the diligence, without saying a word. On reaching Paris the

diligence was ordered to the Bastille; the poor travellers not knowing

why, were in a great fright, and expected all to be locked up, but were

not a little pleased at being set free. Sandrazky is not very clever; he

is a Silesian. He married an Englishwoman, whose fortune he soon

dissipated, for he is a great gambler.

The Duchesse du Maine has fallen sick with rage, and that old Maintenon

is said to be afflicted by the affair more than any other person. It was

by her fault that they fell into this scrape, for she put it into their

heads that it was unjust they should not reign, and that the kingdom

belonged as much to them as King Solomon's did to him.

Madame d'Orleans weeps for her brother by day and night.

They tried to arrest the Duc de Saint-Aignan at Pampeluna; but he

effected his escape with his wife, and in disguise.

When they carried away the Duc du Maine, he said, "I shall soon return,

for my innocence will be speedily manifested; but I only speak for

myself, my wife may not come back quite so soon."

Madame d'Orleans cannot believe that her brother has been engaged in a

conspiracy; she says it must have been his wife who acted in his name.

The Princess, on the other hand, believes that her daughter is innocent,

and that the Duc du Maine alone has carried on the plot.

The factum is not badly drawn up. Our priest can write well enough when

he likes; he drew it up, and my son corrected it.

The more the affair is examined, the more clearly does the guilt of the

Duke and Duchess appear; for three days ago, Malezieux, who is in the

Bastille, gave up his writing-desk. The first thing that was found in it

was a projet, which Malezieux had written at the Duchess's bedside, and

which Cardinal de Polignac had corrected with his own hand. Malezieux

pretends that it is a Spanish letter, addressed to the Duchess, and that

he had translated it for her, with the assistance of the Cardinal de

Polignac; and yet the letters of Alberoni to the Prince de Cellamara

refer so directly to this projet that it is easy to see that they spring

from the same source.

The Duchesse du Maine has made the Princess believe that the Duke (of

Bourbon) was the cause of all this business, so that now he dare not

appear before the latter, although he has always behaved with great

respect and friendship towards her; while the Duc and Duchesse du Maine,

on the contrary, have been engaged in a law-suit against her for five

years. It was not until after the Princess had inherited the property of

Monsieur de Vendome, that this worthy couple insinuated themselves into

her good graces.

The Parliament is reconciled to my son, and has pronounced its decree,

which is favourable to him, and which is another proof that the Duc du

Maine had excited it against him.

The Jesuits have probably been also against my son; for all those who

have declared against the Constitution cannot be friendly to him; they

have, however, kept so quiet that nothing can be brought against them.

They are cunning old fellows.

Madame d'Orleans begins to recover her spirits and to laugh again,

particularly since I learn she has consulted the Premier President and

other persons, to know whether, upon my son's death, she would become the

Regent. They told her that could not be, but that the office would fall

upon the Duke. This answer is said to have been very unpalatable to her.

If my son would have paid a price high enough to the Cardinal de

Polignac, he would have betrayed them all. He is now consoling himself

in his Abbey with translating Lucretius.

The King of Spain's manifesto, instead of injuring my son, has been

useful to him, because it was too violent and partial. Alberoni must

needs be a brutal and an intemperate person. But how could a journeyman

gardener know the language which ought to be addressed to crowned heads?

Several thousand copies of this manifesto have been transmitted to Paris,

addressed to all the persons in the Court, to all the Bishops, in short,

to everybody; even to the Parliament, which has taken the affair up very

properly, from Paris to Bordeaux, as the decree shows. I thought it

would have been better to burn this manifesto in the post-office instead

of suffering it to be spread about; but my son said they should all be

delivered, for the express purpose of discovering the feelings of the

parties to whom they were addressed, and a register of them was kept at

the post-office. Those who were honest brought them of their own accord;

the others kept them, and they are marked, without the public knowing

anything about it. The manifesto is the work of Malezieux and the

Cardinal de Polignac.

A pamphlet has been cried about the streets, entitled, "Un arret contre

les poules d'Inde." Upon looking at it, however, it seems to be a decree

against the Jesuits, who had lost a cause respecting a priory, of which

they had taken possession. Everybody bought it except the partisans of

the Constitution and of the Spanish faction.

My son is more fond of his daughters, legitimate and illegitimate, than

his son.

The Duc and Duchesse du Maine rely upon nothing having been found in

their writing; but Mademoiselle de Montauban and Malezieux have written.

in their name; and is not what Pompadour has acknowledged voluntarily

quite as satisfactory a proof as even their own writing?

They have got the pieces of all the mischievous Spanish letters written

by the same hand, and corrected by that of the Cardinal de Polignac, so

that there can be no doubt of his having composed them.

A manifesto, too, has been found in Malezieux's papers. It is well

written, but not improved by the translation. Malezieux pretends that he

only translated it before it was sent hence to Spain.

Mademoiselle de Montauban and Mademoiselle de Launay, a person of some

wit, who has kept up a correspondence with Fontenelle, and who was 'femme

de chambre' to the Duchesse du Maine, have both been sent to the

Bastille.

The Duc du Maine now repents that he followed his wife's advice; but it

seems that he only followed the worst part of it.

The Duchesse d'Orleans has been for some days past persuading my son to

go masked to a ball. She says that his daughter, the Duchesse de Berri,

and I, make him pass for a coward by preventing him from going to balls

and running about the town by night as he used to do before; and that he

ought not to manifest the least symptom of fear. He replied that he knew

he should give me great pain by doing so, and that the least he could do

was to tranquillize my mind by living prudently. She then said that the

Duchesse de Berri filled me with unfounded fears in order that she might

have more frequent opportunities of being with him, and of governing him

entirely. Can the Devil himself be worse than this bastard? It teaches

me, however, that my son is not secure with her. I must do violence to

myself that my suspicions may not be apparent.

My son has not kept his word; he went to this ball, although he denies

it.

Although it is well known that Maintenon has had a hand in all these

affairs, nothing can be said to her, for her name does not appear in any

way.

When my son is told of persons who hate him and who seek his life, he

laughs and says, "They dare not; I am not so weak that I cannot defend

myself." This makes me very angry.

If the proofs against Malezieux are not manifest, and if they do not put

the rogue upon his trial, it will be because his crime is so closely

connected with that of the Duchesse du Maine that, in order to convict

him before the Parliament, he must be confronted with her. Besides, as

the Parliament is better disposed towards the Duc and Duchesse du Maine

than to my son, they might be acquitted and taken out of his hands, which

would make them worse than they are now. For this reason it is that they

are looking for proofs so clear that the Parliament cannot refuse to

pronounce upon them.

The Duc du Maine writes thus to his sister:

"They ought not to have put me in prison; but they ought to have stripped

me and put me into petticoats for having been thus led by my wife;" and

he wrote to Madame de Langeron that he enjoyed perfect repose, for which

he thanked God; that he was glad to be no longer exposed to the contempt

of his family; and that his sons ought to be happy to be no longer with

him.

The King of Spain and Alberoni have a personal hatred against my son,

which is the work of the Princesse des Ursins.

My son is naturally brave, and fears nothing: death is not at all

terrible to him.

On the 29th of March the young Duc de Richelieu was taken to the

Bastille: this caused a great number of tears to be shed, for he is

universally loved. He had kept up a correspondence with Alberoni, and

had got his regiment placed at Bayonne, together with that of his friend,

M. de Saillant, for the purpose of delivering the town to the Spaniards.

He went on Wednesday last to the Marquis de Biron, and urged him to

despatch him as promptly as possible to join his regiment at Bayonne, and

so prove the zeal which attached him to my son. His comrade, who passes

for a coward and a sharper at play, has also been shut up in the

Bastille.

[On the day that they were arrested, the Regent said he had that in

his pocket which would cut off four heads, if the Duke had so many.

--Memoires de Duclos.]

The Duc de Richelieu had the portraits of his mistresses painted in all

sorts of monastic habits: Mademoiselle de Charolais as a Recollette nun,

and it is said to be very like her. The Marechales de Villars and

d'Estrees are, it is said, painted as Capuchin nuns.

When the Duc de Richelieu was shown his letter to Alberoni, he confessed

all that concerned himself, but would not disclose his accomplices.

Nothing but billets-doux were found in his writing-case. Alberoni in

this affair trusted a man who had formerly been in his service, but who

is now a spy of my son's. He brought Alberoni's letter to the Regent;

who opened it, read it, had a copy made, resealed it, and sent it on to

its destination. The young Duc de Richelieu answered it, but my son can

make no use of this reply because the words in which it is written have a

concealed sense.

The Princess has strongly urged my son to permit the Duchesse du Maine to

quit Dijon, under the pretext that the air was unwholesome for her. My

son consented upon condition that she should be conducted in her own

carriage, but under the escort of the King's Guard, from Dijon to

Chalons-sur-Saone.

Here she thought she should enjoy comparative liberty, and that the town

would be her prison: she was much astonished to find that she was as

closely confined at Chalons as at Dijon. When she asked the reason for

this rigour she was told that all was discovered, and that the prisoners

had disclosed the particulars of the conspiracy. She was immediately

struck with this; but recovering her self-possession, she said, "The Duc

de Orleans thinks that I hate him; but if he would take my advice, I

would counsel him better than any other person." My son's wife remains

very tranquil.

On the 17th of April a rascal was brought in who was near surprising my

son in the Bois de Boulogne a year ago. He is a dismissed colonel; his

name is La Jonquiere. He had written to my son demanding enormous

pensions and rewards; but meeting with a refusal, he went into Spain,

where he promised Alberoni to carry off my son, and deliver him into his

hands, dead or alive. He brought one hundred men with him, whom he put

in ambuscade near Paris. He missed my son only by a quarter of an hour

in the Bois de Boulogne, which the latter had passed through in his way

to La Muette, where he went to dine with his daughter. La Jonquiere

having thus failed, retired in great vexation to the Low Countries, where

he boasted that, although he had missed this once, he would take his

measures so much better in future that people should soon hear of a great

blow being struck. This was luckily repeated to my son, who had him

arrested at Liege. He sent a clever fellow to him, who caught him, and

leading him out of the house where they were, he clapped a pistol to his

throat, and threatened to shoot him on the spot if he did not go with him

and without speaking a word. The rascal, overcome with terror, suffered

himself to be taken to the boat, but when he saw that they were

approaching the French territory he did not wish to go any further; he

said he was ruined, and should be drawn and quartered. They bound him

and carried him to the Bastille.

I have exhorted my son to take care of himself, and not to go out but in

a carriage. He has promised that he will not, but I cannot trust him.

The late Monsieur was desirous that his son's wife should not be a

coquette. This was not the particular which I so much disapproved of;

but I wished the husband not to be informed of it, or that it should get

abroad, which would have had no other effect than that of convincing my

son that his wife had dishonoured him.

I must never talk to my son about the conspiracy in the presence of

Madame d'Orleans; it would be wounding her in the tenderest place; for

all that concerns her brother is to her the law and the prophets.

My son has so satisfactorily disproved the accusations of that old

Maintenon and the Duc du Maine, that the King has believed him, and,

after a minute examination, has done my son justice. But Madame

d'Orleans has not conducted herself well in this affair; she has spread

by means of her creatures many calumnies against my son, and has even

said that he wanted to poison her. By such means she has made her peace

with old Maintenon, who could not endure her before. I have often

admired the patience with which my son suffers all this, when he knows it

just as well as I do. If things had remained as Madame de Maintenon had

arranged them at the death of the King, my son would only have been

nominally Regent, and the Duc du Maine would actually have enjoyed all

the power. She thought because my son was in the habit of running after

women a little that he would be afraid of the labour, and that he would

be contented with the title and a large pension, leaving her and the Duc

du Maine to have their own way. This was her plan, and she fancied that

her calumnies had so far succeeded in making my son generally despised

that no person would be found to espouse his cause. But my son was not

so unwise as to suffer all this; he pleaded his cause so well to the

Parliament that the Government was entrusted to him, and yet the old

woman did not relinquish her hopes until my son had the Duc du Maine

arrested; then she fainted.

The Pope's nuncio thrusts his nose into all the plots against my son; he

may be a good priest, but he is nevertheless a wicked devil.

On the 25th of April M. de Laval, the Duchesse de Roquelaure's brother,

was arrested.

M. de Pompadour has accused the Duc de Laval of acting in concert with

the Prince de Cellamara, to whom, upon one occasion, he acted as

coachman, and drove him to the Duchesse du Maine at the Arsenal. This

Comte de Laval is always sick and covered with wounds; he wears a plaster

which reaches from ear to ear; he is lame, and often has his arm in a

sling; nevertheless, he is full of intrigue, and is engaged night and day

in writing against my son.

Madame de Maintenon is said to have sent large sums of money into the

provinces for the purpose of stirring up the people against my son; but,

thank God, her plan has not succeeded.

The old woman has spread about the report that my son poisoned all the

members of the Royal Family who have died lately. She hired one of the

King's physicians first to spread this report. If Marechal, the King's

surgeon, who was present at the opening of the bodies, had not stated

that there was no appearance of poison, and confirmed that statement to

the King, this infamous creature would have plunged my innocent son into

a most deplorable situation.

Mademoiselle de Charolais says that the affair of Bayonne cannot be true,

for that the Duc de Richelieu did not tell her of it, and he never

concealed anything from her. She says, too, that she will not see my

son, for his having put the Duke into the Bastille.

The Duke walks about on the top of the terrace at the Bastille, with his

hair dressed, and in an embroidered coat. All the ladies who pass stop

their carriages to look at the pretty fellow.

[This young man, says Duclos, thought himself of some consequence

when he was made a State prisoner, and endured his confinement with

the same levity which he had always displayed in love, in business,

or in war. The Regent was much amused with him, and suffered him to

have all he wanted-his valet de chambre, two footmen, music, cards,

etc.; so that, although he was deprived of his liberty, he might be

as licentious as ever.]

Madame d'Orleans has been so little disposed to undertake her husband's

defence in public, that she has pretended to believe the charges against

him, although no person in the world knows better than she does that the

whole is a lie. She sent to her brothers for a counter-poison, so that

my son should not take her off by those means; and thus she reconciled

Maintenon, who was at enmity with her. I learnt this story during the

year, and I do not know whether my son is aware of it. I would not say

anything to him about it, for I did not wish to embroil man and wife.

The Abbe Dubois--[Madame probably means the Duc du Maine]--seems to

think that we do not know how many times he went by night to Madame de

Maintenon's, to help this fine affair.

My son has been dissuaded from issuing the manifesto.

Madame d'Orleans has at length quite regained her husband; and, following

her advice, he goes about by night in a coach. On Wednesday night he set

off for Anieres, where Parabere has a house. He supped there, and,

getting into his carriage again, after midnight, he put his foot into a

hole and sprained it.

I am very much afraid my son will be attacked by the small-pox. He eats

heavy suppers; he is short and fat, and just one of those persons whom

the disease generally attacks.

The Cardinal de Noailles has been pestering my son in favour of the Duc

de Richelieu; and as it cannot be positively proved that he addressed the

letter to Alberoni, they can do no more to him than banish him to

Conflans, after six months' imprisonment. Mademoiselle de Charolais

procured some one to ask my son secretly by what means she could see the

Duc de Richelieu, and speak with him, before he set off for Conflans.

[This must have been a joke of Mademoiselle de Charolais; for she

had already, together with Mademoiselle Valois, paid the Duke

several visits in the Bastille. When the Duke was sent to Conflans

to the Cardinal de Noailles, he used to escape almost every night,

and come to see his mistresses. It was this that determined the

Regent to send him to Saint-Germain en Laye; but, soon afterwards,

Mademoiselle de Valois obtained from her father a pardon for her

lover.---Memoirs de Richelieu, tome iii., p. 171]

My son replied, "that she had better speak to the Cardinal de Noailles;

for as he was to conduct the Duke to Conflans, and keep him in his own

house, he would know better than any other person how he might be spoken

with." When she learnt that the Duke had arrived at Saint-Germain, she

hastened thither immediately.

I never doubted for a moment that my son's marriage was in every respect

unfortunate; but my advice was not listened to. If the union had been a

good one, that old Maintenon would not have insisted on it.

Nothing less than millions are talked of on all sides: my sun has made me

also richer by adding 130,000 livres to my pension.

By what we hear daily of the insurrection in Bretagne, it seems that my

son's enemies are more inveterate against him than ever. I do not know

whether it is true, as has been said, that there was a conspiracy at

Rochelle, and that the governor intended to give up the place to the

Spaniards, but has fled; that ten officers were engaged in the plot, some

of whom have been arrested, and the others have fled to Spain.

I always took the Bishop of Soissons for an honest man. I knew him when

he was only an Abbe, and the Duchess of Burgundy's almoner; but the

desire to obtain a Cardinal's hat drives most of the Bishops mad. There

is not one of them who does not believe that the more impertinently he

behaves to my son about the Constitution, the more he will improve his

credit with the Court of Rome, and the sooner become a Cardinal.

My son, although he is Regent, never comes to see me, and never quits me,

without kissing my hand before he embraces me; and he will not even take

a chair if I hand it to him. He is not, however, at all timid, but chats

familiarly with me, and we laugh and talk together like good friends.

[Illustration: The Regent and His Mother--166]

While the Dauphin was alive La Chouin behaved very ill to my son; she

embroiled him with the Dauphin, and would neither speak to nor see him;

in short, she was constantly opposed to him. And yet, when he learnt

that she had fallen into poverty, he sent her money, and secured her a

pension sufficient to live upon.

My son gave me actions to the amount of two millions, which I distributed

among my household. The King also took several millions for his own,

household; all the Royal Family have had them; all the enfans and petits

enfans de France, and the Princes of the blood.

[This may be stock the M. Law floated in the Mississippi Company. D.W.]

The old Court is doing its utmost to put people, out of conceit with

Law's bank.

I do not think that Lord Stair praises my son so much as he used to do,

for they do not seem to be very good friends. After having received all

kinds of civilities from my son, who has made him richer than ever he

expected to be in his life, he has turned his back upon him, caused him

numerous little troubles, and annoys him so much that my son would gladly

be rid of him.

My son was obliged to make a speech at the Bank, which was applauded.

1720

They have been obliged to adopt severe measures in Bretagne; four persons

of quality have been beheaded. One of them, who might have escaped by

flying to Spain, would not go. When he was asked why, he said it had

been predicted that he should die by sea (de la mer). Just before he was

executed he asked the headsman what his name was.

"My name is Sea (La Mer)," replied the man.

"Then," said the nobleman, "I am undone."

All Paris has been mourning at the cursed decree which Law has persuaded

my son to make. I have received anonymous letters, stating that I have

nothing to fear on my own account, but that my son shall be pursued with

fire and sword; that the plan is laid and the affair determined on. From

another quarter I have learnt that knives are sharpening for my son's

assassination. The most dreadful news is daily reaching me. Nothing

could appease the discontent until, the Parliament having assembled, two

of its members were deputed to wait upon my son, who received them

graciously, and, following their advice, annulled the decree, and so

restored things to their former condition. This proceeding has not only

quieted all Paris, but has reconciled my son (thank God) to the

Parliament.

My son wished by sending an embassy to give a public proof how much he

wished for a reconciliation between the members of the Royal Family of

England, but it was declined.

The goldsmiths will work no longer, for they charge their goods at three

times more than they are worth, on account of the bank-notes. I have

often wished those bank-notes were in the depths of the infernal regions;

they have given my son much more trouble than relief. I know not how

many inconveniences they have caused him. Nobody in France has a penny;

but, saving your presence, and to speak in plain palatine, there is

plenty of paper

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It is singular enough that my son should only become so firmly attached

to his black Parabere, when she had preferred another and had formally

dismissed him.

Excepting the affair with Parabere, my son lives upon very good terms

with his wife, who for her part cares very little about it; nothing is so

near to her heart as her brother, the Duc du Maine. In a recent quarrel

which she had with my son on this subject, she said she would retire to

Rambouillet or Montmartre. "Wherever you please," he replied; "or

wherever you think you will be most comfortable." This vexed her so mach

that she wept day and night about it.

On the 17th of June, while I was at the Carmelites, Madame de

Chateau-Thiers came to see me, and said to me, "M. de Simiane is come

from the Palais Royal; and he thinks it fit you should know that on your

return you will find all the courts filled with the people who, although

they do not say anything, will not disperse. At six o'clock this

morning they brought in three dead bodies which M. Le Blanc has had

removed. M. Law has taken refuge in the Palais Royal: they have done

him no harm; but his coach man was stoned as he returned, and the

carriage broken to pieces. It was the coachman's fault, who told them

'they were a rabble, and ought to be hanged.'" I saw at once that it

would not do to seem to be intimidated, so I ordered the coach to be

driven to the Palais Royal. There was such a press of carriages that I

was obliged to wait a full hour before I reached the rue Saint-Honore;

then I heard the people talking: they did not say anything against my

son; they gave me several benedictions, and demanded that Law should be

hanged. When I reached the Palais Royal all was calm again. My son

came to me, and in the midst of my anxiety he was perfectly tranquil,

and even made me laugh.

M. Le Blanc went with great boldness into the midst of the irritated

populace and harangued them. He had the bodies of the men who had been

crushed to death in the crowd brought away, and succeeded in quieting

them.

My son is incapable of being serious and acting like a father with his

children; he lives with them more like a brother than a father.

The Parliament not only opposed the edict, and would not allow it to

pass, but also refused to give any opinion, and rejected the affair

altogether. For this reason my son had a company of the footguard placed

on Sunday morning at the entrance of the palace to prevent their

assembling; and, at the same time, he addressed a letter to the

Premier-President, and to the Parliament a 'lettre-de-cachet', ordering

them to repair to Pontoise to hold their sittings. The next day, when

the musketeers had relieved the guards, the young fellows, not knowing

what to do to amuse themselves, resolved to play at a parliament. They

elected a chief and other presidents, the King's ministers, and the

advocates. These things being settled, and having received a sausage

and a pie for breakfast, they pronounced a sentence, in which they

condemned the sausage to be cooked and the pie to be cut up.

All these things make me tremble for my son. I receive frequently

anonymous letters full of dreadful menaces against him, assuring me that

two hundred bottles of wine have been poisoned for him, and, if this

should fail, that they will make use of a new artificial fire to burn him

alive in the Palais Royal.

It is too true that Madame d'Orleans loves her brother better than her

husband.

The Duc du Maine says that if, by his assistance, the King should obtain

the direction of his own affairs, he would govern him entirely, and would

be more a monarch than the King, and that after my son's death he would

reign with his sister.

A week ago I received letters in which they threatened to burn my son at

the Palais Royal and me at Saint Cloud. Lampoons are circulated in

Paris.

My son has already slept several times at the Tuileries, but I fear that

the King will not be able to accustom himself to his ways, for my son

could never in his life play with children: he does not like them.

He was once beloved, but since the arrival of that cursed Law he is hated

more and more. Not a week passes without my receiving by the post

letters filled with frightful threats, in which my son is spoken of as a

bad man and a tyrant.

I have just now received a letter in which he is threatened with poison.

When I showed it to him he did nothing but laugh, and said the Persian

poison could not be given to him, and that all that was said about it was

a fable.

To-morrow the Parliament will return to Paris, which will delight the

Parisians as much as the departure of Law.

That old Maintenon has sent the Duc du Maine about to tell the members of

the Royal Family that my son poisoned the Dauphin, the Dauphine, and the

Duc de Berri. The old woman has even done more she has hinted to the

Duchess that she is not secure in her husband's house, and that she

should ask her brother for a counter-poison, as she herself was obliged

to do during the latter days of the King's life.

The old woman lives very retired. No one can say that any imprudent

expressions have escaped her. This makes me believe that she has some

plan in her head, but I cannot guess what it is.

SECTION XI.--THE DUCHESSE D'ORLEANS, WIFE OF THE REGENT.

If, by shedding my own blood, I could have prevented my son's marriage,

I would willingly have done so; but since the thing was done, I have had

no other wish than to preserve harmony. Monsieur behaved to her with

great attention during the first month, but as soon as he suspected that

she looked with too favourable an eye upon the Chevalier du Roye,

[Bartholemi de La Rochefoucauld, at first Chevalier de Roye, but

afterwards better known by the title of Marquis de La Rochefoucauld.

He was Captain of the Duchesse de Berri's Body-Guards, and he died

in 1721.]

he hated her as the Devil. To prevent an explosion, I was obliged daily

to represent to him that he would dishonour himself, as well as his son,

by exposing her conduct, and would infallibly bring upon himself the

King's displeasure. As no person had been less favourable to this

marriage than I, he could not suspect but that I was moved, not from any

love for my daughter-in-law, but from the wish to avoid scandal and out

of affection to my son and the whole family. While all eclat was

avoided, the public were at least in doubt about the matter; by an

opposite proceeding their suspicions would have been confirmed.

Madame d'Orleans looks older than she is; for she paints beyond all

measure, so that she is often quite red. We frequently joke her on this

subject, and she even laughs at it herself. Her nose and cheeks are

somewhat pendant, and her head shakes like an old woman: this is in

consequence of the small-pox. She is often ill, and always has a

fictitious malady in reserve. She has a true and a false spleen;

whenever she complains, my son and I frequently rally her about it.

I believe that all the indispositions and weaknesses she has proceed from

her always lying in bed or on a sofa; she eats and drinks reclining,

through mere idleness; she has not worn stays since the King's death;

she never could bring herself to eat with the late King, her own father,

still less would she with me. It would then be necessary for her to sit

upon a stool, and she likes better to loll upon a sofa or sit in an

arm-chair at a small table with her favourite, the Duchess of Sforza. She

admits her son, and sometimes Mademoiselle d'Orleans. She is so indolent

that she will not stir; she would like larks ready roasted to drop into

her mouth; she eats and walks slowly, but eats enormously. It is

impossible to be more idle than she is: she admits this herself; but she

does not attempt to correct it: she goes to bed early that she may lie

the longer. She never reads herself, but when she has the spleen she

makes her women read her to sleep. Her complexion is good, but less so

than her second daughter's. She walks a little on one side, which Madame

de Ratzenhausen calls walking by ear. She does not think that there is

her equal in the world for beauty, wit, and perfection of all kinds. I

always compare her to Narcissus, who died of self-admiration. She is so

vain as to think she has more sense than her husband, who has a great

deal; while her notions are not in the slightest degree elevated. She

lives much in the femme-de-chambre style; and, indeed, loves this society

better than that of persons of birth. The ladies are often a week

together without seeing her; for without being summoned they cannot

approach her. She does not know how to live as the wife of a prince

should, having been educated like the daughter of a citizen. A long time

had elapsed before she and her younger brother were legitimated by the

King; I do not know for what reason.

[This legitimation presented great difficulties during the life of

the Marquis de Montespan. M. Achille de Harlai, Procureur-General

du Parliament, helped to remove them by having the Chevalier de

Longueville, son of the Duke of that name and of the Marechale de la

Feste, recognized without naming his mother. This once done, the

children of the King and of Madame de Montespan were legitimated in

the same manner.]

When they arrived at Court their conversation was exactly like that of

the common people.

In my opinion my son's wife has no charms at all; her physiognomy does

not please me. I don't know whether my son loves her much, but I know

she does what she pleases with him. The populace and the femmes de

chambre are fond of her; but she is not liked elsewhere. She often goes

to the Salut at the Quinze Vingts; and her women are ordered to say that.

she is a saint, who suffers my son to be surrounded by mistresses without

complaining. This secures the pity of the populace and makes her pass

for one of the best of wives, while, in fact; she is, like her elder

brother, full of artifice.

She is very superstitious. Some years ago a nun of Fontevrault, called

Madame de Boitar, died. Whenever Madame d'Orleans loses anything she

promises to this nun prayers for the redemption of her soul from

purgatory, and then does not doubt that she shall find what she has lost.

She piques herself upon being extremely pious; but does not consider

lying and deceit are the works of the Devil and not of God. Ambition,

pride and selfishness have entirely spoilt her. I fear she will not make

a good end. That I may live in peace I seem to shut my eyes to these

things. My son often, in allusion to her pride, calls her Madame

Lucifer. She is not backward in believing everything complimentary that

is said to her. Montespan, old Maintenon, and all the femmes de chambre

have made her believe that she did my son honour in marrying him; and she

is so vain of her own birth and that of her brothers and sisters that she

will not hear a word said against them; she will not see any difference

between legitimate and illegitimate children.

She wishes to reign; but she knows nothing of true grandeur, having been

educated in too low a manner. She might live well as a simple duchess;

but not as one of the Royal Family of France. It is too true that she

has always been ambitious of possessing, not my son's heart, but his

power; she is always in fear lest some one else should govern him. Her

establishment is well regulated; my son has always let her be mistress in

this particular. As to her children, I let them go on in their own way;

they were brought here without my consent, and it is for others to take

care of them. Sometimes she displays more affection for her brother than

even for her children. An ambitious woman as she is, having it put into

her head by her brother that she ought to be the Regent, can love none

but him. She would like to see him Regent better than her husband,

because he has persuaded her that she shall reign with him; she believes

it firmly, although every one else knows that his own wife is too

ambitious to permit any one but herself to reign. Besides her ambition

she has a great deal of ill-temper. She will never pardon either the nun

of Chelles or Mademoiselle de Valois, because they did not like her

nephew with the long lips. Her anger is extremely bitter, and she will

never forgive. She loves only her relations on the maternal side.

Madame de Sforza, her favourite, is the daughter of Madame de Thianges,

Madame de Montespan's sister, and therefore a cousin of Madame d'Orleans,

who hates her sister and her nephew worse than the Devil.

I could forgive her all if she were not so treacherous. She flatters me

when I am present, but behind my back she does all in her power to set

the Duchesse de Berri against me; she tells her not to believe that I

love her, but that I wish to have her sister with me. Madame d'Orleans

believes that her daughter, Madame de Berri, loves her less than her

father. It is true that the daughter has not a very warm attachment to

her mother, but she does her duty to her; and yet the more they are full

of mutual civilities the more they quarrel. On the 4th of October, 1718,

Madame de Berri having invited her father to go and sleep at La Muette,

to see the vintage feast and dance which were to be held on the next day.

Madame d'Orleans wrote to Madame de Berri, and asked her if she thought

it consistent with the piety of the Carmelites that she should ask her

father to sleep in her house. Madame de Berri replied that it had never

been thought otherwise than pious that a parent should sleep in his

daughter's house. The mother did this only to annoy her husband and

daughter, and when she chooses she has a very cutting way. It may be

imagined how this letter was received by the father and daughter. I

arrived at La Muette just as it had come. My son dare not complain to

me, for as often as he does, I say to him, "George Dandin, you would have

it so:"--[Moliere]--he therefore only laughed and said nothing. I did

not wish to add to the bitterness which this had occasioned, for that

would have been to blow a fire already too hot; I confined myself,

therefore, to observing that when she wrote it she probably had the

spleen.

She is not very fond of her children, and, as I think, she carries her

indifference too far; for the children see she does not love them, and

this makes them fond of being with me. This angers the mother, and she

reproaches them for it, which only makes them like her less.

Although she loves her son, she does not in general care so much for her

children as for her brothers, and all who belong to the House of

Mortemart.

I was the unintentional cause of making a quarrel between her and the nun

of Chelles. At the commencement of the affair of the Duc du Maine, I

received a letter from my daughter addressed to Madame d'Orleans; and not

thinking that it was for the Abbess, who bears the same title with her

mother, I sent it to the latter. This letter happened, unluckily, to be

an answer to one of our Nun's, in which she had very plainly said what

she thought of the Duc and Duchesse du Maine, and ended by pitying her

father for being the Duke's brother-in-law, and for having contracted an

alliance so absurd and injurious. It may be guessed whether my

daughter's answer was palatable to my daughter-in-law. I am very sorry

that I made the mistake; but what right had she to read a letter which

was not meant for her?

The new Abbess of Chelles has had a great difference with her mother,

who says she will never forgive her for having agreed with her father to

embrace the religious profession without her knowledge. The daughter

said that, as her mother had always taken the side of the former Abbess

against her, she had not confided this secret to her, from a conviction

that she would oppose it to please the Abbess. This threw the mother

into a paroxysm of grief. She said she was very unhappy both in her

husband and her children; that her husband was the most unjust person in

the world, for that he kept her brother-in-law in prison, who was one of

the best and most pious of men--in short, a perfect saint; and that God

would punish such wickedness. The daughter replied it was respect for

her mother that kept her silent; and the latter became quite furious.

This shows that she hates us like the very Devil, and that she loves none

but her lame brother, and those who love him or are nearly connected with

him.

She thinks there never was so perfect a being in the world as her mother.

She cannot quite persuade herself that she was ever Queen, because she

knew the Queen too well, who always called her daughter, and treated her

better than her sisters; I cannot tell why, because she was not the most

amiable of them.

It is quite true that there is little sympathy between my son's wife and

me; but we live together as politely as possible. Her singular conduct

shall never prevent me from keeping that promise which I made to the late

King in his last moments. He gave some good Christian exhortations to

Madame d'Orleans; but, as the proverb says, it is useless to preach to

those who have no heart to act.

In the spring of this year (1718) her brothers and relations said that

but for the antidotes which had been administered to Madame d'Orleans,

without the knowledge of me or my son, she must have perished.

I had resolved not to interfere with anything respecting this affair; but

had the satisfaction of speaking my mind a little to Madame du Maine.

I said to her: "Niece" (by which appellation I always addressed her),

"I beg you will let me know who told you that Madame d'Orleans had taken

a counterpoison unknown to us. It is the greatest falsehood that ever

was uttered, and you may say so from me to whoever told it you."

She looked red, and said, "I never said it was so."

"I am very glad of it, niece," I replied; "for it would be very

disgraceful to you to have said so, and you ought not to allow people to

bring you such tales." When she heard this she went off very quickly.

Madame d'Orleans is a little inconstant in her friendship. She is very

fond of jewels, and once wept for four-and-twenty hours because my son

gave a pair of beautiful pendants to Madame de Berri.

My son has this year (1719) increased his wife's income by 160,000

livres, the arrears of which have been paid to her from 1716, so that she

received at once the sum of 480,000 livres. I do not envy her this

money, but I cannot bear the idea that she is thus paid for her

infidelity. One must, however, be silent.

SECTION XII.--MARIE-ANNE CHRISTINE VICTOIRE OF BAVARIA, THE FIRST DAUPHINE.

She was ugly, but her extreme politeness made her very agreeable. She

loved the Dauphin more like a son than a husband. Although he loved her

very well, he wished to live with her in an unceremonious manner, and she

agreed to it to please him. I used often to laugh at her superstitious

devotion, and undeceived her upon many of her strange opinions. She

spoke Italian very well, but her German was that of the peasants of the

country. At first, when she and Bessola were talking together, I could

not understand a word.

She always manifested the greatest friendship and confidence in me to the

end of her days. She was not haughty, but as it had become the custom to

blame everything she did, she was somewhat disdainful. She had a

favourite called Bessola--a false creature, who had sold her to

Maintenon. But for the infatuated liking she had for this woman, the

Dauphine would have been much happier. Through her, however, she was

made one of the most wretched women in the world.

This Bessola could not bear that the Dauphine should speak to any person

but herself: she was mercenary and jealous, and feared that the

friendship of the Dauphine for any one else would discredit her with

Maintenon, and that her mistress's liberality to others would diminish

that which she hoped to experience herself. I told this person the truth

once, as she deserved to be told, in the presence of the Dauphine; from

which period she has neither done nor said anything troublesome to me.

I told the Dauphine in plain German that it was a shame that she should

submit to be governed by Bessola to such a degree that she could not

speak to whom she chose. I said this was not friendship, but a slavery,

which was the derision of the Court.

Instead of being vexed at this, she laughed, and said, "Has not everybody

some weakness? Bessola is mine."

This wench often put me in an ill-humour: at last I lost all patience,

and could no longer restrain myself. I would often have told her what I

thought, but that I saw it would really distress the poor Dauphine: I

therefore restrained myself, and said to her, "Out of complaisance to

you, I will be silent; but give such orders that Bessola may not again

rouse me, otherwise I cannot promise but that I may say something she

will not like."

The Dauphine thanked me affectionately, and thus more than ever engaged

my silence.

When the Dauphine arrived from Bavaria, the fine Court of France was on

the decline: it was at the commencement of Maintenon's reign, which

spoilt and degraded everything. It was not, therefore, surprising that

the poor Dauphine should regret her own country. Maintenon annoyed her

immediately after her marriage in such a manner as must have excited

pity. The Dauphine had made her own marriage; she had hoped to be

uncontrolled, and to become her own mistress; but she was placed in that

Maintenon's hands, who wanted to govern her like a child of seven years

old, although she was nineteen. That old Maintenon, piqued at the

Dauphine for wishing to hold a Court, as she should have done, turned the

King against her. Bessola finished this work by betraying and selling

her; and thus was the Dauphine's misery accomplished! By selecting me

for her friend, she filled up the cup of Maintenon's hatred, who was

paying Bessola; because she knew she was jealous of me, and that I had

advised the Dauphine not to keep her, for I was quite aware that she had

secret interviews with Maintenon.

That lady had also another creature in the Dauphine's household: this was

Madame de Montchevreuil, the gouvernante of the Dauphine's filles

d'honneur. Madame de Maintenon had engaged her to place the Dauphin upon

good terms with the filles d'honneur, and she finished by estranging him

altogether from his wife. During her pregnancy, which, as well as her

lying-in, was extremely painful, the Dauphine could not go out; and this

Montchevreuil took advantage of the opportunity thus afforded her to

introduce the filles d'honneur to the Dauphin to hunt and game with him.

He became fond, in his way, of the sister of La Force, who was afterwards

compelled to marry young Du Roure. The attachment continued,

notwithstanding this marriage; and she procured the Dauphin's written

promise to marry her in case of the death of the Dauphine and her

husband. I do not know how the late King became acquainted with this

fact; but it is certain that he was seriously angered at it, and that he

banished Du Roure to Gascony, his native country. The Dauphin had an

affair of gallantry with another of his wife's filles d'honneur called

Rambures. He did not affect any dissimulation with his wife; a great

uproar ensued; and that wicked Bessola, following the directions of old

Maintenon, who planned everything, detached the Dauphin from his wife

more and more. The latter was not very fond of him; but what displeased

her in his amours was that they exposed her to be openly and constantly

ridiculed and insulted. Montchevreuil made her pay attention to all that

passed, and Bessola kept up her anger against her husband.

Maintenon had caused it to be reported among the people by her agents

that the Dauphine hated France, and that she urged the imposition of new

taxes.

The Dauphine was so ill-treated in her accouchement of the Duc de Berri

that she became quite deformed, although previous to this her figure had

been remarkably good. On the evening before she died, as the little Duke

was sitting on her bed, she said to him, "My dear Berri, I love you very

much, but I have paid dearly for you." The Dauphin was not grieved at

her death; old Montchevreuil had told him so many lies of his wife that

he could not love her. That old Maintenon hoped, when this event

happened, that she should be able to govern the Duke by means of his

mistresses, which could not have been if he had continued to be attached

to his wife. This old woman had conceived so violent a hatred against

the poor Princess, that I do believe she prevailed on Clement, the

accoucheur, to treat her ill in her confinement; and what confirms me in

this is that she almost killed her by visiting her at that time in

perfumed gloves. She said it was I who wore them, which was untrue.

I would not swear that the Dauphine did not love Bessola better than her

husband; she deserved no such attachment. I often apprised her mistress

of her perfidy, but she would not believe me.

The Dauphine used to say, "We are two unhappy persons, but there is this

difference between us: you endeavoured, as much as you could, to avoid

coming here; while I resolved to do so at all events. I have therefore

deserved my misery more than you."

They wanted to make her pass for crazy, because she was always

complaining. Some hours before her death she said to me, "I shall

convince them to-day that I was not mad in complaining of my sufferings."

She died calmly and easily; but she was as much put to death as if she

had been killed by a pistol-shot.

When her funeral service was performed I carried the taper (nota bene)

and some pieces of gold to the Bishop who performed the grand mass, and

who was sitting in an arm-chair near the altar. The prelate intended to

have given them to his assistants, the priests of the King's chapel; but

the monks of Saint Denis ran to him with great eagerness, exclaiming that

the taper and the gold belonged to them. They threw themselves upon the

Bishop, whose chair began to totter, and made his mitre fall from his

head. If I had stayed there a moment longer the Bishop, with all the

monks, would have fallen upon me. I descended the four steps of the

altar in great haste, for I was nimble enough at that time, and looked on

the battle at a distance, which appeared so comical that I could not but

laugh, and everybody present did the same.

That wicked Bessola, who had tormented the Dauphine day and night, and

had made her distrust every one who approached her, and thus separated

her from all the world, returned home a year after her mistress's death.

Before her departure she played another trick by having a box made with a

double bottom, in which she concealed jewels and ready money to the

amount of 100,000 francs; and all this time she went about weeping and

complaining that, after so many years of faithful service, she was

dismissed as poor as a beggar. She did not know that her contrivance had

been discovered at the Customhouse and that the King had been apprised of

it. He ordered her to be sent for, showed her the things which she had

prepared to carry away, and said he thought she had little reason to

complain of the Dauphine's parsimony. It may be imagined how foolish she

looked. The King added that, although he might withhold them from her,

yet to show her that she had done wrong in acting clandestinely, and in

complaining as she had done, he chose to restore her the whole.

SECTION XIII.--ADELAIDE OF SAVOY, THE SECOND DAUPHINE.

The Queen of Spain stayed longer with her mother than our Dauphine, and

therefore was better educated. Maintenon, who understood nothing about

education, permitted her to do whatever she pleased, that she might gain

her affections and keep her to herself. This young lady had been well

brought up by her virtuous mother; she was genteel and humorous, and

could joke very pleasantly: when she had a colour she did not look ugly.

No one can imagine what mad-headed people were about this Princess, and

among the number was the Marechale d'Estrees. Maintenon was very

properly recompensed for having given her these companions; for the

consequence was that the Dauphine no longer liked her society. Maintenon

was very desirous to know the reason of this, and teased the Princess to

tell her. At length she did; and said that the Marechale d'Estrees was

continually asking her, "What are you always doing with that old woman?

Why do you not associate with folks who would amuse you more than that

old skeleton?" and that she said many other uncivil things of her.

Maintenon told me this herself, since the death of the Dauphine, to prove

that it was only the Marechale's fault that the Dauphine had been on such

bad terms with me. This may be partly true; but it is no less certain

that Maintenon had strongly prepossessed her against me. Almost all the

foolish people who were about her were relations or friends of the old

woman; and it was by her order that they endeavoured to amuse her and

employ her, so that she might want no other society.

The young Dauphine was full of pantomime tricks. * * * * She was fond,

too, of collecting a quantity of young persons about her for the King's

amusement, who liked to see their sports; they, however, took care never

to display any but innocent diversions before him: he did not learn the

rest until after her death. The Dauphine used to call old Maintenon her

aunt, but only in jest; the fines d'honneur called her their gouvernante,

and the Marechale de La Mothe, mamma; if the Dauphine had also called

the old woman her mamma, it would have been regarded as a declaration of

the King's marriage; for this reason she only called her aunt.

It is not surprising that the Dauphine, even when she was Duchess of

Burgundy, should have been a coquette. One of Maintenon's maxims was

that there was no harm in coquetry, but that a grande passion only was a

sin. In the second place, she never took care that the Duchess of

Burgundy behaved conformably to her rank; she was often left quite alone

in her chateau with the exception of her people; she was permitted to run

about arm-in-arm with one of her young ladies, without esquires, or dames

d'honneur or d'atour. At Marly and Versailles she was obliged to go to

chapel on foot and without her stays, and seat herself near the femmes de

chambre. At Madame de Maintenon's there was no observance of ranks;

every one sat down there promiscuously; she did this for the purpose of

avoiding all discussion respecting her own rank. At Marly the Dauphine

used to run about the garden at night with the young people until two or

three o'clock in the morning. The King knew nothing of these nocturnal

sports. Maintenon had forbidden the Duchesse de Lude to tease the

Duchess of Burgundy, or to put her out of temper, because then she would

not be able to divert the King. Maintenon had threatened, too, with her

eternal vengeance whoever should be bold enough to complain of the

Dauphine to the King. It was for this reason that no one dared tell the

King what the whole Court and even strangers were perfectly well

acquainted with. The Dauphine liked to be dragged along the ground by

valets, who held her feet. These servants were in the habit of saying to

each other, "Come, shall we go and play with the Duchess of Burgundy?"

for so she was at this time. She was dreadfully nasty,

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She made the Dauphin believe whatever she chose, and he was so fond of

her that one of her glances would throw him into an ecstacy and make him

forget everything. When the King intended to scold her she would put on

an air of such deep dejection that he was obliged to console her instead;

the aunt, too, used to affect similar sorrow, so that the King had enough

to do with consoling them both. Then, for quietness' sake, he used to

lean upon the old aunt, and think nothing more about the matter.

The Dauphine never cared for the Duc de Richelieu, although he boasted of

the contrary, and was sent to the Bastille for it. She was a coquette,

and chatted with all the young men; but if she loved any of them it was

Nangis, who commanded the King's regiment. She had commanded him to

pretend to be in love with little La Vrilliere, who, though not so pretty

nor with so good a presence as the Dauphine, had a better figure and was

a great coquette. This badinage, it is said, afterwards became reality.

The good Dauphin was like the husbands of all frail wives, the last to

perceive it. The Duke of Burgundy never imagined that his wife thought

of Nangis, although it was visible to all the world besides that she did.

As he was very much attached to Nangis, he believed firmly that his wife

only behaved civilly to him on his account; and he was besides convinced

that his favourite had at the same time an affair of gallantry with

Madame la Vrilliere.

The Dauphin had good sense, but he suffered his wife to govern him; he

loved only such persons as she loved, and he hated all who were

disagreeable to her. It was for this reason that Nangia enjoyed so much

of his favour, that he, with all his sense, became so perfectly

ridiculous.

The Dauphine of Burgundy was the person whom the King loved above all

others, and whom Maintenon had taught to do whatever was agreeable to

him. Her natural wit made her soon learn and practise everything. The

King was inconsolable for her death; and when La Maintenon saw that all

she could say had no effect upon his grief, it is said that she told the

King all that she had before concealed with respect to the Dauphine's

life, and by this means dissipated his great affliction.

[This young lady, so fascinating and so dear to the King, betrayed,

nevertheless, the secrets of the State by informing her father, then

Duke of Savoy, and our enemy, of all the military projects which she

found means to read. The King had the proofs of this by the letters

which were found in the Princess's writing case after her death.

"That little slut," said he to Madame Maintenon, "has deceived us."

Memoires de Duclos, tome i.]

Three years before her death, however, the Dauphine changed greatly for

the better; she played no more foolish tricks, and left off drinking to

excess. Instead of that untameable manner which she had before, she

became polite and sensible, kept up her dignity, and did not permit the

younger ladies to be too familiar with her, by dipping their fingers into

her dish, rolling upon the bed, and other similar elegancies. She used

to converse with people, and could talk very well. It was the marriage

of Madame de Berri that effected this surprising change in the Dauphine.

Seeing that young lady did not make herself beloved, and began things in

the wrong way, she was desirous to make herself more liked and esteemed

than she was. She therefore changed her behaviour entirely; she became

reserved and reasonable, and, having sense enough to discover her

defects, she set about correcting them, in which she succeeded so as to

excite general surprise. Thus she continued until her death, and often

expressed regret that she had led so irregular a life. She used to

excuse herself by saying it was mere childishness, and that she had

little to thank those young ladies for who had given her such bad advice

and set her such bad examples. She publicly manifested her contempt for

them, and prevailed on the King not to invite them to Marly in future.

By this conduct she gained everybody's affection.

She was delicate and of rather a weak constitution. Dr. Chirac said in

her last illness that she would recover; and so she probably would have

done if they had not permitted her to get up when the measles had broken

out upon her, and she was in a copious perspiration. Had they not

blooded her in the foot she might have been alive now (1716).

Immediately after the bleeding, her skin, before as red as fire, changed

to the paleness of death, and she became very ill. When they were

lifting her out of bed I told them it was better to let the perspiration

subside before they blooded her. Chirac and Fagon, however, were

obstinate and laughed at me.

Old Maintenon said to me angrily, "Do you think you know better than all

these medical men?"

"No, Madame," I replied; "and one need not know much to be sure that the

inclination of nature ought to be followed; and since that has displayed

itself it would be better to let it have way, than to make a sick person

get up in the midst of a perspiration to be blooded."

She shrugged up her shoulders ironically. I went to the other side and

said nothing.

SECTION XIV.--THE FIRST DAUPHIN.

All that was good in the first Dauphin came from his preceptor; all that

was bad from himself. He never either loved or hated any one much, and

yet he was very wicked. His greatest pleasure was to do something to vex

a person; and immediately afterwards, if he could do something very

pleasing to the same person, he would set about it with great

willingness. In every respect he was of the strangest temper possible:

when one thought he was good-humoured, he was angry; and when one

supposed him to be ill-humoured, he was in an amiable mood. No one could

ever guess him rightly, and I do not believe that his like ever was or

ever will be born. It cannot be said that he had much wit; but still

less was he a fool. Nobody was ever more prompt to seize the ridiculous

points of anything in himself or in others; he told stories agreeably;

he was a keen observer, and dreaded nothing so much as to be one day

King: not so much from affection for his father, as from a dread of the

trouble of reigning, for he was so extremely idle that he neglected all

things; and he would have preferred his ease to all the kingdoms and

empires of the earth. He could remain for a whole day, sitting on a sofa

or in an arm-chair, beating his cane against his shoes, without saying a

word; he never gave an opinion upon any subject; but when once, in the

course of the year, he did speak, he could express himself in terms

sufficiently noble. Sometimes when he spoke one would say he was

stupidity itself; at another time he would deliver himself with

astonishing sense. At one time you would think he was the best Prince in

the world; at another he would do all he could to give people pain.

Nobody seemed to be so ill with him but he would take the trouble of

making them laugh at the expense of those most dear to him. His maxim

was, never to seem to like one man in the Court better than another.

He had a perfect horror of favourites, and yet he sought favour himself

as much as the commonest courtier could do. He did not pride himself

upon his politeness, and was enraged when any one penetrated his

intentions. As I had known him from his infancy I could sometimes guess

his meaning, which angered him excessively. He was not very fond of

being treated respectfully; he liked better not to be put to any trouble.

He was rather partial than just, as may be shown by the regulations he

made as to the rank of my son's daughter. He never liked or hated any

Minister. He laughed often and heartily. He was a very obedient son,

and never opposed the King's will in any way, and was more submissive to

Maintenon than any other person. Those who say that he would have

retired, if the King had declared his marriage with that old woman, did

not know him; had he not an old mistress of his own, to whom he was

believed to be privately married? What prevented Maintenon from being

declared Queen was the wise reasons which the Archbishop of Cambray, M.

de Fenelon, urged to the King, and for which she persecuted that worthy

man to the day of his death.

If the Dauphin had chosen, he might have enjoyed greater credit with his

father. The King had offered him permission to go to the Royal Treasury

to bestow what favours he chose upon the persons of his own Court; and at

the Treasury orders were given that he should have whatever he asked for.

The Dauphin replied that it would give him so much trouble. He would

never know anything about State affairs lest he should be obliged to

attend the Privy Councils, and have no more time to hunt. Some persons

thought he did this from motives of policy and to make the King believe

he had no ambition; but I am persuaded it was from nothing but indolence

and laziness; he loved to live a slothful life, and to interfere with

nothing.

At the King of Spain's departure our King wept a good deal; the Dauphin

also wept much, although he had never before manifested the least

affection for his children. They were never seen in his apartment

morning and evening. When he was not at the chase the Dauphin passed his

time with the great Princesse de Conti, and latterly with the Duchess.

One must have guessed that the children belonged to him, for he lived

like a stranger among them. He never called them his sons, but the Duke

of Burgundy, the Duc d'Anjou, the Duc de Berri; and they, in turn, always

called him Monseigneur.

I lived upon a very good understanding with him for more than twenty

years, and he had great confidence in me until the Duchess got possession

of him; then everything with regard to me was changed: and as, after my

husband's death, I never went to the chase with the Dauphin, I had no

further relation with him, and he behaved as if he had never seen or

known me. If he had been wise he would have preferred the society of the

Princesse de Conti to that of the Duchess, because the first, having a

good heart, loved him for himself; while the other loved nothing in the

world, and listened to nothing but her taste for pleasure, her interest,

and her ambition. So that, provided she attained her ends, she cared

little for the Dauphin, who by his condescension for this Princess gave a

great proof of weakness.

In general, his heart was not correct enough to discern what real

friendship was; he loved only those who afforded him amusement, and

despised all others. The Duchess was very agreeable and had some

pleasant notions; she was fond of eating, which was the very thing for

the Dauphin, because he found a good breakfast at her house every morning

and a collation in the afternoon. The Duchess's daughters were of the

same character as their mother; so that the Dauphin might be all the day

in the company of gay people.

He was strongly attached to his son's wife; but when she quarrelled with

the Duchess her father-in-law changed his opinion of her. What

displeased him besides was that the Duchess of Burgundy married his

younger son, the Duc de Berri, against his inclination. He was not wrong

in that, because, although the marriage was to our advantage, I must

confess that the Dauphin was not even treated with decency in the

business.

Neither of the two Dauphins or the Dauphines ever interested themselves

much about their children. The King had them educated without consulting

them, appointed all their servants, and was even displeased if they

interfered with them in any way. The Dauphin knows nothing of good

breeding; he and his sons are perfect clowns.

The women of La Halle had a real passion for the first Dauphin; they had

been made to believe that he would take the part of the people of Paris,

in which there was not a word of truth. The people believed that he was

better hearted than he was. He would not, in fact, have been wicked if

the Marechal d'Uxelles, La Chouin and Montespan, with whom he was in his

youth, as well as the Duchess, had not spoiled him, and made him believe

that malice was a proof of wit.

He did not grieve more than a quarter of an hour at the death of his

mother or of his wife; and when he wrapped himself up in his long

mourning cloak he was ready to choke with laughter.

He had followed his father's example in taking an ugly, nasty mistress,

who had been fille d'honneur to the elder Princess de Conti: her name is

Mademoiselle de Chouin, and she is still living at Paris (1719). It was

generally believed that he had married her clandestinely; but I would lay

a wager he never did. She had the figure of a duenna; was of very small

stature; had very short legs; large rolling eyes; a round face; a short

turned-up nose; a large mouth filled with decayed teeth, which made her

breath so bad that the room in which she sat could hardly be endured.

.........................

And yet this short, fat woman had a great deal of wit; and I believe the

Dauphin accustomed himself to take snuff that he might not be annoyed by

her bad teeth. He was very civil to the Marechal d'Uxelles, because he

pretended to be the intimate with this lady; but as soon as the Dauphin

was caught, the Marechal ceased to see her, and never once set foot in

her house, although before that he had been in the habit of visiting her

daily.

The Dauphin had a daughter by Raisin the actress, but he would never

acknowledge her, and after his death the Princess Conti took care of her,

and married her to a gentleman of Vaugourg. The Dauphin was so tired of

the Duc du Maine that he had sworn never to acknowledge any of his

illegitimate children. This Raisin must have had very peculiar charms to

make an impression upon a heart so thick as that of the Dauphin, who

really loved her. One day he sent for her to Choisy, and hid her in a

mill without anything to eat or drink; for it was a fast day, and the

Dauphin thought there was no greater sin than to eat meat on a fast day.

After the Court had departed, all that he gave her for supper was some

salad and toast with oil. Raisin laughed at this very much herself, and

told several persons of it. When I heard of it I asked the Dauphin what

he meant by making his mistress fast in this manner.

"I had a mind," he said, "to commit one sin, but not two."

I cannot bear that any one should touch me behind; it makes me so angry

that I do not know what I do. I was very near giving the Dauphin a blow

one day, for he had a wicked trick of coming behind one for a joke, and

putting his fist in the chair just where one was going to sit down. I

begged him, for God's sake, to leave off this habit, which was so

disagreeable to me that I would not answer for not one day giving him a

sound blow, without thinking of what I was doing. From that time he left

me alone.

The Dauphin was very much like the Queen; he was not tall, but

good-looking enough. Our King was accustomed to say: "Monseigneur (for

so he always called him) has the look of a German prince." He had,

indeed, something of a German air; but it was only the air; for he had

nothing German besides. He did not dance well. The Queen-Dowager of

Spain flattered herself with the hope of marrying him.

He thought he should recommend himself to the King by not appearing to

care what became of his brothers.

When the Dauphin was lying sick of the small-pox, I went on the Wednesday

to the King.

He said to me, sarcastically, "You have been frightening us with the

great pain which Monseigneur would have to endure when the suppuration

commences; but I can tell you that he will not suffer at all, for the

pustules have already begun to dry."

I was alarmed at this, and said, "So much the worse; if he is not in pain

his state is the more dangerous, and he soon will be."

"What!" said the King, "do you know better than the doctors?"

"I know," I replied, "what the small-pox is by my own experience, which

is better than all the doctors; but I hope from my heart that I may be

mistaken."

On the same night, soon after midnight, the Dauphin died.

SECTION XV.--THE DUKE OF BURGUNDY, THE SECOND DAUPHIN.

He was quite humpbacked. I think this proceeded from his having been

made to carry a bar of iron for the purpose of keeping himself upright,

but the weight and inconvenience of which had had a contrary effect.

I often said to the Duke de Beauvilliers he had very good parts, and was

sincerely pious, but so weak as to let his wife rule him like a child.

In spite of his good sense, she made him believe whatever she chose.

She lived upon very good terms with him, but was not outrageously fond,

and did not love him better than many other persons; for the good

gentleman had a very disagreeable person, and his face was not the most

beautiful. I believe, however, she was touched with his great affection

for her; and indeed it would be impossible for a man to entertain a more

fervent passion than he did for his wife. Her wit was agreeable, and she

could be very pleasant when she chose: her gaiety dissipated the

melancholy which sometimes seized upon the devout Dauphin. Like almost

all humpbacked men, he had a great passion for women; but at the same

time was so pious that he feared he committed a grievous sin in looking

at any other than his own wife; and he was truly in love with her.

I saw him once, when a lady had told him that he had good eyes, squint

immediately that he might appear ugly. This was really an unnecessary

trouble; for the good man was already sufficiently plain, having a very

ill-looking mouth, a sickly appearance, small stature, and a hump at his

back.

He had many good qualities: he was charitable, and had assisted several

officers unknown to any one. He certainly died of grief for the loss of

his wife, as he had predicted. A learned astrologer of Turin, having

cast the nativity of the Dauphine, told her that she would die in her

twenty-seventh year.

She often spoke of it, and said one day to her husband, "The time is

approaching when I shall die; you cannot remain without a wife as well on

account of your rank as your piety; tell me, then, I beg of you, whom you

will marry?"

"I hope," he replied, "that God will not inflict so severe a punishment

on me as to deprive me of you; but if this calamity should befall me, I

shall not marry again, for I shall follow you to the grave in a week."

This happened exactly as he said it would; for, on the seventh day after

his wife's death, he died also. This is not a fiction, but perfectly

true.

While the Dauphine was in good health and spirits she often said, "I must

enjoy myself now. I shall not be able to do so long, for I shall die

this year."

I thought it was only a joke, but it turned out to be too true. When she

fell sick she said she should never recover.

SECTION XVI.--PETITE MADAME.

A cautery which had been improperly made in the nape of the neck had

drawn her mouth all on one side, so that it was almost entirely in her

left cheek. For this reason talking was very painful to her, and she

said very little. It was necessary to be accustomed to her way of

speaking to understand her. Just when she was about to die her mouth

resumed its proper place, and she did not seem at all ugly. I was

present at her death. She did not say a word to her father, although a

convulsion had restored her mouth. The King, who had a good heart and

was very fond of his children, wept excessively and made me weep also.

The Queen was not present, for, being pregnant, they would not let her

come.

It is totally false that the Queen was delivered of a black child. The

late Monsieur, who was present, said that the young Princess was ugly,

but not black. The people cannot be persuaded that the child is not still

alive, and say that it is in a convent at Moret, near Fontainebleau. It

is, however, quite certain that the ugly child is dead, for all the Court

saw it die.

BOOK 3.

Henrietta of England, Monsieur's First Consort

The Due de Berri

The Duchesse de Berri

Mademoiselle d'Orleans, Louise-Adelaide de Chartres

Mademoiselle de Valois, Consort of the Prince of Modena

The Illegitimate Children of the Regent, Duc d'Orleans

The Chevalier de Lorraine

Philip V., King of Spain

The Duchess, Consort of the Duc de Bourbon

The Younger Duchess

Duc Louis de Bourbon

Francois-Louis, Prince de Conti

La Grande Princesse de Conti

The Princess Palatine, Consort of Prince Francois-Louis de Conti

The Princesse de Conti, Louise-Elizabeth, Consort of Louis-Armand

Louis-Armand, Prince de Conti

The Abbe Dubois

Mr. Law

SECTION XVII.--HENRIETTA OF ENGLAND, THE FIRST WIFE OF MONSIEUR, BROTHER OF LOUIS XIV.

It is true that the late Madame was extremely unhappy; she confided too

much in people who betrayed her: she was more to be pitied than blamed,

being connected with very wicked persons, about whom I could give some

particulars. Young, pretty and gay, she was surrounded by some of the

greatest coquettes in the world, the mistresses of her bitterest foes,

and who sought only to thrust her into some unfortunate situation and to

embroil her with Monsieur. Madame de Coetquen was the Chevalier de

Lorraine's mistress, although Madame did not know it; and she contrived

that the Marechal de Turenne should become attached to her. Madame

having told the Marshal all her secrets respecting the negotiations with

England, he repeated them to his mistress, Madame de Coetquen, whom he

believed to be devoted to his mistress. This woman went every night to

the Chevalier de Lorraine and betrayed them all. The Chevalier used this

opportunity to stir up Monsieur's indignation against Madame, telling him

that he passed with the King for a simpleton, who could not hold his

tongue; that he would lose all confidence, and that his wife would have

everything in her own hand. Monsieur wished to know all the particulars

from Madame; but she refused to tell him her brother's secrets, and this

widened the breach between them. She became enraged, and had the

Chevalier de Lorraine and his brother driven away, which in the end cost

her own life; she, however, died with the consciousness of never having

done her husband any harm. She was the confidante of the King, to whom

it had been hinted that it might be expedient to give some employment to

Monsieur, who might otherwise make himself beloved in the Court and in

the city. For this reason the King assisted Madame in her affairs of

gallantry, in order to occupy his brother. I have this from the King

himself. Madame was besides in great credit with her brother, Charles

II. (of England). Louis XIV. wished to gain him over through his sister,

wherefore it was necessary to take part with her, and she was always

better treated than I have been. The late Monsieur never suspected his

wife of infidelity with the King, her brother-in-law, he told me, all her

life, and would not have been silent with respect to this intrigue if he

had believed it. I think that with respect to this great injustice is

done to Madame. It would have been too much to deceive at once the

brother and the nephew, the father and the son.

The late Monsieur was very much disturbed at his wife's coquetry; but he

dared not behave ill to her, because she was protected by the King.

The Queen-mother of England had not brought up her children well: she at

first left them in the society of femmes de chambre, who gratified all

their caprices; and having afterwards married them at a very early age,

they followed the bad example of their mother. Both of them met with

unhappy deaths; the one was poisoned, and the other died in child-birth.

Monsieur was himself the cause of Madame's intrigue with the Comte de

Guiche. He was one of the favourites of the late Monsieur, and was said

to have been handsome once. Monsieur earnestly requested Madame to shew

some favour to the Comte de Guiche, and to permit him to wait upon her at

all times. The Count, who was brutal to every one else, but full of

vanity, took great pains to be agreeable to Madame, and to make her love

him. In fact, he succeeded, being seconded by his aunt, Madame de

Chaumont, who was the gouvernante of Madame's children. One day Madame

went to this lady's chamber, under the pretence of seeing her children,

but in fact to meet De Guiche, with whom she had an assignation. She had

a valet de chambre named Launois, whom I have since seen in the service

of Monsieur; he had orders to stand sentinel on the staircase, to give

notice in case Monsieur should approach. This Launois suddenly ran into

the room, saying, "Monsieur is coming downstairs."

The lovers were terrified to death. The Count could not escape by the

antechamber on account of Monsieur's people who were there. Launois

said, "I know a way, which I will put into practice immediately; hide

yourself," he said to the Count, "behind the door." He then ran his head

against Monsieur's nose as he was entering, and struck him so violently

that he began to bleed. At the same moment he cried out, "I beg your

pardon, Monsieur, I did not think you were so near, and I ran to open you

the door."

Madame and Madame de Chaumont ran in great alarm to Monsieur, and covered

his face with their handkerchiefs, so that the Comte de Guiche had time

to get out of the room, and escape by the staircase. Monsieur saw some

one run away, but he thought it was Launois, who was escaping through

fear. He never learnt the truth.

What convinces me of the late Madame's innocence is that, after having

received the last sacraments, she begged pardon of Monsieur for all

disquiets she had occasioned, and said that she hoped to reach heaven

because she had committed no crime against her husband.

I think M. de Monmouth was much worse than the Comte de Guiche; because,

although a bastard, he was the son of Madame's own brother; and this

incest doubled the crime. Madame de Thiange, sister of Madame de

Montespan, conducted the intrigue between the Duke of Monmouth and

Madame.

It is said here that Madame was not a beauty, but that she had so

graceful a manner as to make all she did very agreeable. She never

forgave. She would have the Chevalier de Lorraine dismissed; he was so,

but he was amply revenged of her. He sent the poison by which she was

destroyed from Italy by a nobleman of Provence, named Morel: this man was

afterwards given to me as chief maitre d'hotel, and after he had

sufficiently robbed me they made him sell his place at a high price.

This Morel was very clever, but he was a man totally void of moral or

religious principle; he confessed to me that he did not believe in

anything. At the point of death he would not hear talk of God. He said,

speaking of himself, "Let this carcass alone, it is now good for

nothing." He would steal, lie and swear; he was an atheist and.....

........................

It is too true that the late Madame was poisoned, but without the

knowledge of Monsieur. While the villains were arranging the plan of

poisoning the poor lady, they deliberated whether they should acquaint

Monsieur with it or not. The Chevalier de Lorraine said "No, don't tell

him, for he cannot hold his tongue. If he does not tell it the first

year he may have us hanged ten years afterwards;" and it is well known

that the wretches said, "Let us not tell Monsieur, for he would tell the

King, who would certainly hang us all." They therefore made Monsieur

believe that Madame had taken poison in Holland, which did not act until

she arrived here.

[It is said that the King sent for the maitre d'hotel, and that,

being satisfied that Monsieur had not been a party to the crime, he

said, "Then I am relieved; you may retire." The Memoirs of the day

state also that the King employed the Chevalier de Lorraine to

persuade Monsieur to obey his brother's wishes.]

It appears, therefore, that the wicked Gourdon took no part in this

affair; but she certainly accused Madame to Monsieur, and calumniated and

disparaged her to everybody.

It was not Madame's endive-water that D'Effial had poisoned; that report

must have been a mere invention, for other persons might have tasted it

had Madame alone drank from her own glass. A valet de chambre who was

with Madame, and who afterwards was in my service (he is dead now), told

me that in the morning, while Monsieur and Madame were at Mass, D'Effial

went to the sideboard and, taking the Queen's cup, rubbed the inside of

it with a paper. The valet said to him, "Monsieur, what do you do in

this room, and why do you touch Madame's cup?" He answered, "I am dying

with thirst; I wanted something to drink, and the cup being dirty, I was

wiping it with some paper." In the afternoon Madame asked for some

endive-water; but no sooner had she swallowed it than she exclaimed she

was poisoned. The persons present drank some of the same water, but not

the same that was in the cup, for which reason they were not

inconvenienced by it. It was found necessary to carry Madame to bed.

She grew worse, and at two o'clock in the morning she died in great pain.

When the cup was sought for it had disappeared, and was not found until

long after. It seems it had been necessary to pass it through the fire

before it could be cleaned.

A report prevailed at St. Cloud for several years that the ghost of the

late Madame appeared near a fountain where she had been accustomed to sit

during the great heats, for it was a very cool spot. One evening a

servant of the Marquis de Clerambault, having gone thither to draw water

from the fountain, saw something white sitting there without a head. The

phantom immediately arose to double its height. The poor servant fled in

great terror, and said when he entered the house that he had seen Madame.

He fell sick and died. Then the captain of the Chateau, thinking there

was something hidden beneath this affair, went to the fountain some days

afterwards, and, seeing the phantom, he threatened it with a sound

drubbing if it did not declare what it was.

The phantom immediately said, "Ah, M. de Lastera, do me no harm; I am

poor old Philipinette."

This was an old woman in the village, seventy-seven years old, who had

lost her teeth, had blear eyes, a great mouth and large nose; in short,

was a very hideous figure. They were going to take her to prison, but I

interceded for her. When she came to thank me I asked her what fancy it

was that had induced her to go about playing the ghost instead of

sleeping.

She laughed and said, "I cannot much repent what I have done. At my time

of life one sleeps little; but one wants something to amuse one's mind.

In all the sports of my youth nothing diverted me so much as to play the

ghost. I was very sure that if I could not frighten folks with my white

dress I could do so with my ugly face. The cowards made so many grimaces

when they saw it that I was ready to die with laughing. This nightly

amusement repaid me for the trouble of carrying a pannier by day."

If the late Madame was better treated than I was it was for the purpose

of pleasing the King of England, who was very fond of his sister.

...........................

Madame de La Fayette, who has written the life of the late Madame, was

her intimate friend; but she was still more intimately the friend of M.

de La Rochefoucauld, who remained with her to the day of his death. It

is said that these two friends wrote together the romance of the

Princesse de Cloves.

SECTION XVIII.--THE DUC DE BERRI.

It is not surprising that the manners of the Duc de Berri were not very

elegant, since he was educated by Madame de Maintenon and the Dauphine as

a valet de chambre. He was obliged to wait upon the old woman at table,

and at all other times upon the Dauphine's ladies, with whom he was by

day and night. They made a mere servant of him, and used to talk to him

in a tone of very improper familiarity, saying, "Berri, go and fetch me

my work; bring me that table; give me my scissors."

Their manner of behaving to him was perfectly shameful. This had the

effect of degrading his disposition, and of giving him base propensities;

so that it is not surprising he should have been violently in love with

an ugly femme de chambre. His good father was naturally of rather a

coarse disposition.

But for that old Maintenon, the Duc de Berri would have been humpbacked,

like the rest who had been made to carry iron crosses.

The Duc de Berri's character seemed to undergo a total change; it is said

to be the ordinary lot of the children in Paris that, if they display any

sense in their youth, they become stupid as they grow older.

It was in compliance with the King's will that he married. At first he

was passionately fond of his wife; but at the end of three months he fell

in love with a little, ugly, black femme de chambre. The Duchess, who

had sufficient penetration, was not slow in discovering this, and told

her husband immediately that, if he continued to live upon good terms

with her, as he had done at first, she would say nothing about it, and

act as if she were not acquainted with it; but if he behaved ill, she

would tell the whole affair to the King, and have the femme de chambre

sent away, so that he should never hear of her again. By this threat she

held the Duke, who was a very simple man, so completely in check, that he

lived very well with her up to his death, leaving her to do as she

pleased, and dying himself as fond as ever of the femme de chambre. A

year before his death he had her married, but upon condition that the

husband should not exercise his marital rights. He left her pregnant as

well as his wife, both of whom lay-in after his decease. Madame de

Berri, who was not jealous, retained this woman, and took care of her and

her child.

The Duke abridged his life by his extreme intemperance in eating and

drinking. He had concealed, besides, that in falling from his horse he

had burst a blood-vessel. He threatened to dismiss any of his servants

who should say that he had lost blood. A number of plates were found in

the ruelle of his bed after his death. When he disclosed the accident it

was too late to remedy it. As far as could be judged his illness

proceeded from gluttony, in consequence of which emetics were so

frequently administered to him that they hastened his death.

He himself said to his confessor, the Pere de la Rue, "Ah, father, I am

myself the cause of my death!"

He repented of it, but not until too late.

SECTION XIX.--THE DUCHESSE DE BERRI.

My son loves his eldest daughter better than all the rest of his

children, because he has had the care of her since she was seven years

old. She was at that time seized with an illness which the physicians

did not know how to cure. My son resolved to treat her in his own way.

He succeeded in restoring her to health, and from that moment his love

seemed to increase with her years. She was very badly educated, having

been always left with femmes de chambre. She is not very capricious, but

she is haughty and absolute in all her wishes.

[Her pride led her into all sorts of follies. She once went through

Paris preceded by trumpets and drama; and on another occasion she

appeared at the theatre under a canopy. She received the Venetian

Ambassador sitting in a chair elevated upon a sort of a platform.

This haughtiness, however, did not prevent her from keeping very bad

company, and she would sometimes lay aside her singularities and

break up her orgies to pass some holy days at the Carmelites.]

From the age of eight years she has had entirely her own way, so that it

is not surprising she should be like a headstrong horse. If she had been

well brought up, she would have been a worthy character, for she has very

good sense and a good natural disposition, and is not at all like her

mother, to whom, although she was very severely treated, she always did

her duty. During her mother's last illness, she watched her like a hired

nurse. If Madame de Berri had been surrounded by honest people, who

thought more of her honour than of their own interest, she would have

been a very admirable person. She had excellent feelings; but as that

old woman (Maintenon) once said, "bad company spoils good manners." To

be pleasing she had only to speak, for she possessed natural eloquence,

and could express herself very well.

Her complexion is very florid, for which she often lets blood, but

without effect; she uses a great quantity of paint, I believe for the

purpose of hiding the marks of the small-pox. She cannot dance, and

hates it; but she is well-grounded in music. Her voice is neither strong

nor agreeable, and yet she sings very correctly. She takes as much

diversion as possible; one day she hunts, another day she goes out in a

carriage, on a third she will go to a fair; at other times she frequents

the rope-dancers, the plays, and the operas, and she goes everywhere

'en echarpe', and without stays. I often rally her, and say that she

fancies she is fond of the chase, but in fact she only likes changing her

place. She cares little about the result of the chase, but she likes

boar-hunting better than stag-hunting, because the former furnishes her

table with black puddings and boars' heads.

I do not reckon the Duchesse de Berri among my grandchildren. She is

separated from me, we live like strangers to each other, she does not

disturb herself about me, nor I about her. (7th January, 1716.)

Madame de Maintenon was so dreadfully afraid lest the King should take a

fancy to the Duchesse de Berri while the Dauphine was expected, that she

did her all sorts of ill offices. After the Dauphine's death she

repaired the wrong; but then, to tell the truth, the King's inclination

was not so strong.

If the Duchesse de Berri was not my daughter-in-law, I should have no

reason to be dissatisfied with her; she behaves politely to me, which is

all that I can say. (25th Sept., 1716.)

She often laughs at her own figure and shape. She has certainly good

sense, and is not very punctilious. Her flesh is firm and healthy, her

cheeks are as hard as stone. I should be ungrateful not to love her, for

she does all sorts of civil things towards me, and displays so great a

regard for me that I am often quite amazed at it. (12th April, 1718.)

She is magnificent in her expenditure; to be sure she can afford to be

so, for her income amounts to 600,000 livres. Amboise was her jointure,

but she preferred Meudon.

She fell sick on the 28th March, 1719. I went to see her last Sunday,

the 23rd May, and found her in a sad state, suffering from pains in her

toes and the soles of her feet until the tears came into her eyes. I

went away because I saw that she refrained from crying out on my account.

I thought she was in a bad way. A consultation was held by her three

physicians, the result of which was that they determined to bleed her in

the feet. They had some difficulty in persuading her to submit to it,

because the pain in her feet was so great that she uttered the most

piercing screams if the bedclothes only rubbed against them. The

bleeding, however, succeeded, and she was in some degree relieved. It

was the gout in both feet.

The feet are now covered with swellings filled with water, which cause

her as much pain as if they were ulcers; she suffers day and night.

Whatever they may say, there has been no other swelling of the feet since

those blisters appeared. (13th June.)

The swelling has now entirely disappeared, but the pain is greater than

before. All the toes are covered with transparent blisters; she cries

out so that she may be heard three rooms off. The doctors now confess

they do not know what the disorder is. (20th June.) The King's surgeon

says it is rheumatic gout. (11th July.) I believe that frequent and

excessive bathing and gluttony have undermined her health. She has two

fits of fever daily, and the disease does not abate. She is not

impatient nor peevish; the emetic given to her the day before yesterday

causes her much pain; it seems that from time to time rheumatic pains

have affected her shoulders without her taking much notice of them. From

being very fat, as she was, she has become thin and meagre. Yesterday

she confessed, and received the communion. (18th July.) She was bled

thrice before she took the emetic. (Tuesday, 18th July.) She received

the last Sacrament with a firmness which deeply affected her attendants.

Between two and three o'clock this night (19th July) she died. Her end

was a very easy one; they say she died as if she had gone to sleep. My

son remained with her until she lost all consciousness, which was about

an hour before her death. She was his favourite daughter. The poor

Duchesse de Berri was as much the cause of her own death as if she had

blown her brains out, for she secretly ate melons, figs and milk; she

herself confessed, and her doctor told me, that she had closed her room

to him and to the other medical attendants for a fortnight that she might

indulge in this way. Immediately after the storm she began to die.

Yesterday evening she said to me: "Oh, Madame! that clap of thunder has

done me great harm;" and it was evident that it had made her worse.

My son has not been able to sleep. The poor Duchesse de Berri could not

have been saved; her brain was filled with water; she had an ulcer in the

stomach and another in the groin; her liver was affected, and her spleen

full of disease. She was taken by night to St. Denis, whither all her

household accompanied her corse. They were so much embarrassed about her

funeral oration that it was resolved ultimately not to pronounce one.

With all her wealth she has left my son 400,000 livres of debt to pay.

This poor Princess was horribly robbed and pillaged. You may imagine

what a race these favourites are; Mouchi, who enjoyed the greatest

favour, did not grieve for her mistress a single moment; she was playing

the flute at her window on the very day that the Princess was borne to

St. Denis, and went to a large dinner party in Paris, where she ate and

drank as if nothing had happened, at the same time talking in so

impertinent a manner as disgusted all the guests. My son desired her and

her husband to quit Paris.

My son's affliction is so much the greater since he perceives that,

if he had been less complying with his beloved daughter, and if he had

exercised somewhat more of a parent's authority, she would have been

alive and well at this time.

That Mouchi and her lover Riom have been playing fine tricks; they had

duplicate keys, and left the poor Duchess without a sou. I cannot

conceive what there is to love in this Riom; he has neither face nor

figure; he looks, with his green-and-yellow complexion, like a water

fiend; his mouth, nose and eyes are like those of a Chinese. He is more

like a baboon than a Gascon, which he is. He is a very dull person,

without the least pretensions to wit; he has a large head, which is sunk

between a pair of very broad shoulders, and his appearance is that of a

low-minded person; in short, he is a very ugly rogue.

And yet the toad does not come of bad blood; he is related to some of

the best families. The Duc de Lauzun is his uncle, and Biron his nephew.

He is, nevertheless, unworthy of the honour which was conferred on him;

for he was only a captain in the King's Guard. The women all ran after

him; but, for my part, I find him extremely disagreeable; he has an

unhealthy air and looks like one of the Indian figures upon a screen.

He was not here when Madame de Berri died, but was with the army, in the

regiment which had been bought for him. When the news of the Duchess's

death reached him the Prince de Conti went to seek Riom, and sang a

ridiculous song, my son was a little vexed at this, but he did not take

any notice of it.

There can be no doubt that the Duchess was secretly married to Riom; this

has consoled me in some degree for her loss. I had heard it said before,

and I made a representation upon the subject to my granddaughter.

She laughed, and replied: "Ah, Madame, I thought I had the honour of

being so well known to you that you could not believe me guilty of so

great a folly; I who am so much blamed for my pride."

This answer lulled my suspicions, and I no longer believed the story.

The father and mother would never have consented to this marriage; and

even if they had sanctioned such an impertinence I never would!

[The Duchess, with her usual violence, teased her father to have her

marriage made public; this was also Riom's most ardent desire, who

had married her solely from ambitious motives. The Regent had

despatched Riom to the army for the purpose of gaining time. One

daughter was the result of the connection between Riom and the

Duchesse de Berri, who was afterwards sent into a convent at

Pontoisse.]

The toad had made the Princess believe that he was a Prince of the House

of Aragon, and that the King of Spain unjustly withheld from him his

kingdom; but that if she would marry him he could sue for his claim

through the treaties of peace. Mouchi used to talk about this to the

Duchess from morning to night; and it was for this reason that she was so

greatly in favour.

That Mouchi is the granddaughter of Monsieur's late surgeon. Her mother,

La Forcade, had been appointed by my son the gouvernante of his daughter

and son, and thus the young Forcade was brought up with the Duchesse de

Berri, who married her to Monsieur Mouchi, Master of the Wardrobe to the

Duke, and gave her a large marriage-portion. While the King lived the

Princess could not visit her much; and it was not until after his death

that she became the favourite, and was appointed by the Duchess second

dame d'atour.

SECTION XX.--MADEMOISELLE D'ORLEANS, LOUISE-ADELAIDE DE CHARTRES.

Mademoiselle de Chartres, Madame d'Orleans' second daughter, is well

made, and is the handsomest of my granddaughters. She has a fine skin, a

superb complexion, very white teeth, good eyes, and a faultless shape,

but she stammers a little; her hands are extremely delicate, the red and

white are beautifully and naturally mingled in her skin. I never saw

finer teeth; they are like a row of pearls; and her gums are no less

beautiful. A Prince of Auhalt who is here is very much in love with her;

but the good gentleman is ugly enough, so that there is no danger. She

dances well, and sings better; reads music at sight, and understands the

accompaniment perfectly; and she sings without any grimace. She persists

in her project of becoming a nun; but I think she would be better in the

world, and do all in my power to change her determination: it seems,

however, to be a folly which there is no eradicating. Her tastes are all

masculine; she loves dogs, horses, and riding; all day long she is

playing with gunpowder, making fusees and other artificial fireworks.

She has a pair of pistols, which she is incessantly firing; she fears

nothing in the world, and likes nothing which women in general like; she

cares little about her person, and for this reason I think she will make

a good nun.

She does not become a nun through jealousy of her sister, but from the

fear of being tormented by her mother and sister, whom she loves very

much, and in this she is right. She and her sister are not fond of their

mother's favourites, and cannot endure to flatter them. They have no

very reverent notions, either, of their mother's brother, and this is the

cause of dissensions. I never saw my granddaughter in better spirits

than on Sunday last; she was with her sister, on horseback, laughing, and

apparently in great glee. At eight o'clock in the evening her mother

arrived; we played until supper; I thought we were afterwards going to

play again, but Madame d'Orleans begged me to go into the cabinet with

her and Mademoiselle d'Orleans; the child there fell on her knees, and

begged my permission, and her mother's, to go to Chelles to perform her

devotions. I said she might do that anywhere, that the place mattered

not, but that all depended upon her own heart, and the preparation which

she made. She, however, persisted in her desire to go to Chelles. I

said to her mother:

"You must decide whether your daughter shall go to Chelles or not."

She replied, "We cannot hinder her performing her devotions."

[In the Memoirs of the time it is said that Mademoiselle de

Chartres, being at the Opera with her mother, exclaimed, while

Caucherau was singing a very tender air, "Ah! my dear Caucherau!"

and that her mother, thinking this rather too expressive, resolved

to send her to a convent.]

So yesterday morning at seven o'clock she set off in a coach; she

afterwards sent back the carriage, with a letter to her father, her

mother, and myself, declaring that she will never more quit that accursed

cloister. Her mother, who has a liking for convents, is not very deeply

afflicted; she looks upon it as a great blessing to be a nun, but, for my

part, I think it is one of the greatest misfortunes.

My son went yesterday to Chelles, and took with him the Cardinal de

Noailles, to try for the last time to bring his daughter away from the

convent. (20th July, 1718.)

My heart is full when I think that our poor Mademoiselle d'Orleans has

made the profession of her vows. I said to her all I could, in the hope

of diverting her from this diabolical project, but all has been useless.

(23rd August, 1718.) I should not have restrained my tears if I had been

present at the ceremony of her profession. My son dreaded it also. I

cannot tell for what reason Mademoiselle d'Orleans resolved to become a

nun. Mademoiselle de Valois wanted to do the same thing, but she could

not prevail upon her mother. In the convent they assume the names of

saints. My granddaughter has taken that of Sister Bathilde; she is of

the Benedictine order.

Madame d'Orleans has long wished her daughter to take this step, and it

was on her account that the former Abbess, Villars' sister, was prevailed

upon to quit the convent. He is in the interest of the Duc du Maine. I

do not see, however, that his sister has much to complain of, for they

gave her a pension of 12,000 livres until the first abbey should become

vacant. Madame d'Orleans is, however, vexed at the idea of Villars'

sister being obliged to yield to my son's daughter, which is,

nevertheless, as it should be.

Our Abbess is upon worse terms than ever with her mother. She complains

that the latter never comes but to scold her. She does not envy her

sister her marriage, for she finds herself very happy, and in this she

displays great good sense.

SECTION XXI.--MADEMOISELLE DE VALOIS, CHARLOTTE-AGLAE, CONSORT OF THE PRINCE OF MODENA.

Mademoiselle de Valois is not, in my opinion, pretty, and yet

occasionally she does not look ugly. She has something like charms,

for her eyes, her colour and her skin are good. She has white teeth,

a large, ill-looking nose, and one prominent tooth, which when she laughs

has a bad effect. Her figure is drawn up, her head is sunk between her

shoulders, and what, in my opinion, is the worst part of her appearance,

is the ill grace with which she does everything. She walks like an old

woman of eighty. If she were a person not very anxious to please, I

should not be surprised at the negligence of her gait; but she likes to

be thought pretty. She is fond of dress, and yet she does not understand

that a good mien and graceful manners are the most becoming dress, and

that where these are wanting all the ornaments in the world are good for

nothing. She has a good deal of the Mortemart family in her, and is as

much like the Duchess of Sforza, the sister of Montespan, as if she were

her daughter; the falsehood of the Mortemarts displays itself in her

eyes. Madame d'Orleans would be the most indolent woman in the world but

for Madame de Valois, her daughter, who is worse than she. To me nothing

is more disgusting than a young person so indolent. She cares little for

me, or rather cannot bear me, and, for my part, I care as little for a

person so educated.

She is not upon good terms with her mother, because she wanted to marry

her to the Prince de Dombes, the Duc du Maine's eldest son. The mother

says now reproachfully to her daughter that, if she had married her

nephew, neither his father's nor his own misfortunes would have taken

place. She cannot bear to have her daughter in her sight, and has begged

me to keep her with me.

My son has agreed to give his daughter to the Prince of Modem, at which I

very sincerely rejoice. On the day before yesterday (28th November,

1719) she came hither with her mother to tell me that the courier had

arrived. Her eyes were swollen and red, and she looked very miserable.

The Duchess of Hanover tells me that the intended husband fell in love

with Mademoiselle de Valois at the mere sight of her portrait. I think

her rather pretty than agreeable. Her hawk nose spoils all, in my

opinion. Her legs are long, her body stout and short, and her gait

shows that she has not learnt to dance; in fact, she never would learn.

Still, if the interior was as good as the exterior, all might pass; but

she has as much of the father as of the mother in her, and this it is

that I dislike.

Our bride-elect is putting, as we say here, as good a face as she can

upon a bad bargain; although her language is gay her eyes are swollen,

and it is suspected that she has been weeping all night. The Grand

Prior, who is also General of the Galleys, will escort his sister into

Italy. The Grand Duchess of Tuscany says that she will not see

Mademoiselle de Valois nor speak to her, knowing very well what Italy is,

and believing that Mademoiselle de Valois will not be able to reconcile

herself to it. She is afraid that if her niece should ever return to

France they will say, "There is the second edition of the Grand Duchess;"

and that for every folly she may commit towards her father-in-law and

husband they will add, "Such are the instructions which her aunt, the

Grand Duchess, has given her." For this reason she said she would not

go to see her.

The present has come from Modena; it does not consist of many pieces;

there is a large jewel for the bride, with some very fine diamonds, in

the midst of which is the portrait of the Prince of Modena, but it is

badly executed. This present is to be given on the day of the marriage

and at the signature of the contract in the King's presence; this

ceremony will take place on the 11th (of February, 1720). The nuptial

benediction will be pronounced on Monday, and on Thursday she will set

off. I never in my life saw a bride more sorrowful; for the last three

days she has neither eaten nor drunk, and her eyes are filled with tears.

I have been the prophetess of evil, but I have prophesied too truly.

When our Princess of Modena told me that she wished to go to Chelles to

bid her sister farewell, I told her that the measles had been in the

convent a short time before, that the Abbess herself had been attacked by

this disease, which was contagious. She replied that she would seek it.

I said such things are more easily found than anything good; you run a

risk of your life, and I recommend you to take care. Notwithstanding my

advice, she went on Sunday morning to Chelles, and passed the whole of

the day with her sister. Soon afterwards she found herself unwell, and

was laid up with the measles. Her consolation is that this illness

retards her journey.

On the 12th of March (1720) my son brought his daughter to bid me

farewell. She could not articulate a word. She took my hands, kissed

and pressed them, and then clasped her own. My son was much affected

when he brought her. They thought at first of marrying her to the Prince

of Piedmont. Her father had given her some reason to hope for this

union, but he afterwards retracted.

[According to Duclos it was Madame herself who prevented this

marriage by writing to the Queen of Sicily that she was too much her

friend to make her so worthless a present as Mademoiselle de Valois.

Duclos adds that the Regent only laughed at this German blunder of

his mother's.]

She would have preferred marrying the Duke or the Comte de Charolois,

because then she would have remained with her friends. Her father has

given her several jewels. The King's present is superb. It consists of

fourteen very large and fine diamonds, to each of which are fastened

round pearls of the first water, and together they form a necklace. The

Grand Duchess advised her niece well in telling her not to follow her

example, but to endeavour to please her husband and father-in-law.

[The same author (Duclos) says, on the contrary, that the Duchess

had given her niece the following advice: "My dear, do as I have

done. Have one or two children and try to get back to France; there

is nothing good for us out of that country."]

The Prince of Modena will repair to Genoa incognito, because the Republic

has declared that they will pay due honours to his bride as a Princess of

the blood, but not as Princess of Modena. They have already begun to

laugh here at the amusements of Modena. She has sent to her father from

Lyons an harangue which was addressed to her by a curate. In spite of

her father, she will visit the whole of Provence. She will go to Toulon,

La Ste. Beaume, and I know not what. I believe she wishes to see

everything or anything except her husband.

[She performed her journey so slowly that the Prince complained of

it, and the Regent was obliged to order his daughter to go directly

to the husband, who was expecting her.]

It may truly be said of this Princess that she has eaten her white bread

first.

All goes well at Modena at present, but the too charming brother-in-law

is not permitted to be at the petite soupers of his sister. The husband,

it is said, is delighted with his wife; but she has told him that he must

not be too fond of her, for that is not the fashion in France, and would

seem ridiculous. This declaration has not, as might be guessed, given

very great satisfaction in this country.

The Grand Duchess says, in the time of the Queen-mother's regency, when

the Prince and his brother, the Prince de Conti, were taken to the

Bastille, they were asked what books they would have to amuse themselves

with? The Prince de Conti said he should like to have "The Imitation of

Jesus Christ;" and the Prince de Condo said he would rather like "The

Imitation of the Duc de Beaufort," who had then just left the Bastille.

"I think," added the Duchess, "that the Princess of Modena will soon be

inclined to ask for 'The Imitation of the Grand Duchess.'"

[The Princess of Modena did, in fact, go back to France, and

remained there for the rest of her life.]

Our Princess of Modena has found her husband handsomer and likes him

better than she thought she should; she has even become so fond of him,

that she has twice kissed his hands; a great condescension for a person

so proud as she is, and who fancies that, there is not her equal on the

earth.

The Duke of Modena is a very strange person in all matters. His son and

his son's wife have requested him to get rid of Salvatico, who has been

here in the quality of envoy. This silly person made on the journey a

declaration in form of his love for the Princess, and threatened her with

all sorts of misfortune if she did not accept his love. He began his

declaration with,

"Ah! ah! ah! Madame, ah! ah! ah! Madame."

The Princess interrupted him: "What do you mean with your ah's?"

He replied, "Ah! the Prince of Modena is under great obligations; I have

made him happy."

He had begun the same follies here, and was in the habit of entering the

Princess's chamber at all times, and he even had the impudence to be

jealous. The Princess complained of him to her husband, and he told his

father of it, begging him to send the rogue away; but the father was so

far from complying that he wanted to make Salvatico his major-domo. Upon

the whole, I think that Salvatico's love for our Princess of Modena is

fortunate for her; for, having learnt all that had passed here,

[Mademoiselle de Valois had an amorous intrigue with the Duc de

Richelieu; and it is said that she only consented to marry the

Prince of Modena upon condition that her father, the Regent, would

set her husband at liberty. Madame had intimated to the Duc de

Richelieu that, if he approached the places where her granddaughter

was with her, his life would be in great peril.]

he might have made inconvenient reports: he would, however, perhaps have

done it in vain, for the Prince would not have believed him. Salvatico

is quite crazy. He is the declared favourite of the Duke of Modena,

which verifies the German proverb, "Like will to like, as the devil said

to the collier."

The Prince and Princess are very fond of each other; but it is said they

join in ridiculing the old father (2nd August, 1720). The Princess goes

about all day from room to room, crying, "How tired I am, how tiresome

everything is here!" She, however, lives a little better with her

husband than at the beginning.

SECTION XXII.--THE ILLEGITIMATE CHILDREN OF THE REGENT, DUC D'ORLEANS.

My son has three illegitimate children, two boys and a girl; but only one

of them is legitimated, that is, his son by Mademoiselle de Seri, a lady

of noble family, and who was my Maid of Honour. The younger Margrave of

Anspach was also in love with her. This son is called the Chevalier

d'Orleans. The other, who is now (1716) about eighteen years old, is an

Abbe; he is the son of La Florence, a dancer at the Opera House. The

daughter is by Desmarets, the actress. My son says that the Chevalier

d'Orleans is more unquestionably his than any of the others; but, to tell

the truth, I think the Abbe has a stronger family likeness to my son than

the Chevalier, who is like none of them. I do not know where my son

found him; he is a good sort of person, but he has neither elegance nor

beauty. It is a great pity that the Abbe is illegitimate: he is well

made; his features are not bad; he has very good talents, and has studied

much.--[Duclos says that this 'eleve' of the Jesuits was, nevertheless,

the most zealous ignoramus that ever their school produced.]--He is a

good deal like the portraits of the late Monsieur in his youth, only that

he is bigger. When he stands near Mademoiselle de Valois it is easy to

see that they belong to the same father. My son purchased for the

Chevalier d'Orleans the office of General of the Galleys from the

Marechal de Tasse. He intends to make him a Knight of Malta, so that he

may live unmarried, for my son does not wish to have the illegitimate

branches of his family extended. The Chevalier does not want wit; but he

is a little satirical, a habit which he takes from his mother.

My son will not recognize the Abbe Saint-Albin, on account of the

irregular life which his mother, La Florence, has led. He fears being

laughed at for acknowledging children so different. The Abbe Dubois was

a chief cause, too, why my son would not acknowledge this son. It was

because the Abbe, aspiring to the Cardinal's hat, was jealous of every

one who might be a competitor with him. I love this Abbe Saint-Albin, in

the first place, because he is attached to me, and, in the second,

because he is really very clever; he has wit and sense, with none of the

mummery of priests. My son does not esteem him half so much as he

deserves, for he is one of the best persons in the world; he is pious and

virtuous, learned in every point, and not vain. It is in vain for my son

to deny him; any one may see of what race he comes, and I am sorry that

he is not legitimated. My son is much more fond of Seri's Son.

The poor Abbe de Saint-Albin is grieved to death at not being

acknowledged; while Fortune smiles upon his elder brother, he is

forgotten, despised, and has no rank; he seeks only to be legitimated.

I console him as well as I can; but why should I tease my son about the

business?

[The Abbe de Saint-Albin was appointed Bishop of Laon, and, after

Dubois' death, Archbishop of Cambrai. When he wished to become a

member of the Parliament he could not give the names either of his

father or mother; he had been baptized in the name of Cauche, the

Regent's valet de chambre and purveyor.]

It would only put him in the way of greater inconveniences, for, as he

has also several children by Parabere, she would be no less desirous that

he should legitimate hers. This consideration ties my tongue.

The daughter of the actress Desmarets is somewhat like her mother, but

she is like no one else. She was educated in a convent at Saint Denis,

but had no liking for a nun's life. When my son had her first brought to

him she did not know who she was. When my son told her he was her

father, she was transported with joy, fancying that she was the daughter

of Seri and sister to the Chevalier; she thought, too, that she would be

legitimated immediately. When my son told her that could not be done,

and that she was Desmarets' daughter, she wept excessively. Her mother

had never been permitted to see her in the convent; the nuns would not

have allowed it, and her presence would have been injurious to the child.

From the time she was born, her mother had not seen her until the present

year (1719), when she saw her in a box at the theatre, and wept for joy.

My son married this girl to the Marquis de Segur.

An actress at the Opera House, called Mdlle. d'Usg, who is since dead,

was in great favour with my son, but that did not last long. At her

death it appeared that, although she had had several children, neither

she nor her mother nor her grandmother had ever been married.

SECTION XXIII.--THE CHEVALIER DE LORRAINE.

The Chevalier de Lorraine looked very ill, but it was in consequence of

his excessive debauchery, for he had once been a handsome man. He had a

well-made person, and if the interior had answered to the exterior I

should have had nothing to say against him. He was, however, a very bad

man, and his friends were no better than he. Three or four years before

my husband's death, and for his satisfaction, I was reconciled with the

Chevalier, and from that time he did me no mischief. He was always

before so much afraid of being sent away that he used to tell Monsieur he

ought to know what I was saying and doing, that he might be apprised of

any attempt that should be made against the Chevalier or his creatures.

He died so poor that his friends were obliged to bury him; yet he had

100,000 crowns of revenue, but he was so bad a manager that his people

always robbed him. Provided they would supply him when he wanted them

with a thousand pistoles for his pleasures or his play, he let them

dispose of his property as they thought fit. That Grancey drew large

sums from him. He met with a shocking death. He was standing near

Madame de Mare, Grancey's sister, and telling her that he had been

sitting up at some of his extravagant pleasures all night, and was

uttering the most horrible expressions, when suddenly he was stricken

with apoplexy, lost the power of speech, and shortly afterwards expired.

[He died suddenly in his own house, playing at ombre, as many of his

family had done, and was regretted by no person except Mdlle. de

Lillebonne, to whom he was believed to have been privately married.

--Note to Dangeau's Journal. This man, who was suspected of having

poisoned the King's sister-in-law, was nevertheless in possession of

four abbeys, the revenues of which defrayed the expenses of his

debaucheries.]

SECTION XXIV.--PHILIP V., KING OF SPAIN.

Louis XIV. wept much when his grandson set out for Spain. I could not

help weeping, too. The King accompanied him as far as Sceaux. The tears

and lamentations in the drawing-room were irresistible. The Dauphin was

also deeply affected.

The King of Spain is very hunchbacked, and is not in other respects well

made; but he is bigger than his brothers. He has the best mien, good

features, and fine hair. What is somewhat singular, although his hair is

very light, his eyes are quite black; his complexion is clear red and

white; he has an Austrian mouth; his voice is deep, and he is singularly

slow in speaking. He is a good and peaceable sort of a person, but a

little obstinate when he takes it in his head. He loves his wife above

all things, leaves all affairs to her, and never interferes in anything.

He is very pious, and believes he should be damned if he committed any

matrimonial infidelity. But for his devotion he would be a libertine,

for he is addicted to women, and it is for this reason he is so fond of

his wife. He has a very humble opinion of his own merit. He is very

easily led, and for this reason the Queen will not lose sight of him. He

receives as current truths whatever is told him by persons to whom he is

accustomed, and never thinks of doubting. The good gentleman ought to be

surrounded by competent persons, for his own wit would not carry him far;

but he is of a good disposition, and is one of the quietest men in the

world. He is a little melancholy, and there is nothing in Spain to make

him gay.

He must know people before he will speak to them at all. If you desire

him to talk you must tease him and rally him a little, or he will not

open his mouth. I have seen Monsieur very impatient at his talking to

me while he could not get a word from him. Monsieur did not take the

trouble to talk to him before he was a King, and then he wished him to

speak afterwards; that did not suit the King. He was not the same with

me. In the apartment, at table, or at the play, he used to sit beside

me. He was very fond of hearing tales, and I used to tell them to him

for whole evenings: this made him well accustomed to me, and he had

always something to ask me. I have often laughed at the answer he made

me when I said to him, "Come, Monsieur, why do not you talk to your

uncle, who is quite distressed that you never speak to him."

"What shall I say to him?" he replied, "I scarcely know him."

It is quite true that the Queen of Spain was at first very fond of the

Princesse des Ursins, and that she grieved much when that Princess was

dismissed for the first time. The story that is told of the Confessor is

also very true; only one circumstance is wanting in it, that is, that the

Duc de Grammont, then Ambassador, played the part of the Confessor, and

it was for this reason he was recalled.

The Queen had one certain means of making the King do whatever she

wished. The good gentleman was exceedingly fond of her, and this

fondness she turned to good account. She had a small truckle-bed in her

room, and when the King would not comply with any of her requests she

used to make him sleep in this bed; but when she was pleased with him he

was admitted to her own bed; which was the very summit of happiness to

the poor King. After the Princesse des Ursins had departed, the King

recalled the Confessor from Rome, and kept him near his own person

(1718).

The King of Spain can never forgive, and Madame des Ursins has told him

so many lies to my son's disadvantage that the King can never, while he

lives, be reconciled to him.

Rebenac's--[Francois de Feuquieres, Called the Comte de Rebenac,

Extraordinary Ambassador to Spain.]--passion for the late Queen of Spain

was of no disadvantage to her; she only laughed at it, and did not care

for him. It was the Comte de Mansfeld, the man with the pointed nose,

who poisoned her. He bought over two of her French femmes de chambre to

give her poison in raw oysters; and they afterwards withheld from her the

antidote which had been entrusted to their care.

The Queen of Spain, daughter of the first Madame,--[Henrietta of

England.]--died in precisely the same manner as she did, and at the same

age, but in a much more painful manner, for the violence of the poison

was such as to make her nails fall off.

SECTION XXV.--THE DUCHESSE LOUISE-FRANCISQUE, CONSORT OF LOUIS III., DUC DE BOURBON.

I knew a German gentleman who has now been dead a long time (1718), who

has sworn to me positively that the Duchess is not the daughter of the

King, but of Marechal de Noailles. He noted the time at which he saw the

Marshal go into Montespan's apartment, and it was precisely nine months

from that time that the Duchess came into the world. This German, whose

name was Bettendorf, was a brigadier in the Body Guard; and he was on

guard at Montespan's when the captain of the first company paid this

visit to the King's mistress.

The Duchess is not prettier than her daughters, but she has more grace;

her manners are more fascinating and agreeable; her wit shines in her

eyes, but there is some malignity in them also. I always say she is like

a very pretty cat, which, while you play with it, lets you feel it has

claws. No person has a better carriage of the head. It is impossible to

dance better than the Duchess and her daughters can; but the mother

dances the best. I do not know how it is, but even her lameness is

becoming to her. The Duchess has the talent of saying things in so

pleasant a manner that one cannot help laughing. She is very amusing and

uncommonly good company; her notions are so very comical. When she

wishes to make herself agreeable to any one she is very insinuating, and

can take all shapes; if she were not also treacherous, one might say

truly that nobody is more amiable than the Duchess; she understands so

well how to accommodate herself to people's peculiar habits that one

would believe she takes a real interest in them; but there is nothing

certain about her. Although her sense is good, her heart is not.

Notwithstanding her ambition, she seems at first as if she thought only

of amusing and diverting herself and others; and she can feign so

skilfully that one would think she had been very agreeably entertained in

the society of persons, whom immediately upon her return home she will

ridicule in all possible ways.

La Mailly complained to her aunt, old Maintenon, that her husband was in

love with the Duchess; but this husband, having afterwards been

captivated by an actress named Bancour, gave up to her all the Duchess's

letters, for which he was an impertinent rascal. The Duchess wrote a

song upon Mailly, in which she reproached her, notwithstanding her airs

of prudery, with an infidelity with Villeroi, a sergeant of the Guard.

In the Duchess's house malice passes for wit, and therefore they are

under no restraint. The three sisters--the Duchess, the Princesse de

Conti, and Madame d'Orleans--behave to each other as if they were not

sisters.

The Princess is a very virtuous person, and is much displeased at her

daughter-in-law's manner of life, for Lasso is with her by day and by

night; at the play, at the Opera, in visits, everywhere Lasso is seen

with her.

SECTION XXVI.--THE YOUNGER DUCHESS.

The Duke's wife is not an ill-looking person: she has good eyes, and

would be very well if she had not a, habit of stretching and poking out

her neck. Her shape is horrible; she is quite crooked; her back is

curved into the form of an S. I observed her one day, through curiosity,

when the Dauphine was helping her to dress.

She is a wicked devil; treacherous in every way, and of a very dangerous

temper. Upon the whole, she is not good for much. Her falsehood was the

means of preventing the Duke from marrying one of my granddaughters.

Being the intimate friend of Madame de Berri, who was very desirous that

one of her sisters should marry the Duke and the other the Prince de

Conti, she promised to bring about the marriage, provided Madame de Berri

would say nothing of it to the King or to me. After having imposed this

condition, she told the King that Madame de Berri and my son were

planning a marriage without his sanction; in order to punish them she

begged the King to marry the Duke to herself, which was actually done.

Thanks to her good sense, she lives upon tolerable terms with her

husband, although he has not much affection for her. They follow each

their own inclinations; they are not at all jealous of each other, and it

is said they have separate beds.

She causes a great many troubles and embarrassments to her relation, the

young Princesse de Conti, and perfectly understands tormenting folks.

The young Duchess died yesterday evening (22nd March, 1720). The Duke's

joy at the death of his wife will be greatly diminished when he learns

that she has bequeathed to her sister, Mademoiselle de la Roche-sur-Yon,

all her property; and as the husband and wife lived according to the

custom of Paris, 'en communaute', the Duke will be obliged to refund the

half of all he gained by Law's bank.

After the death of the younger Duchess, the Princesse de Conti, her

mother, wrote to a Chevalier named Du Challar, who was the lover of the

deceased, to beg him to come and see her, as he was the only object left

connected with her daughter, and assuring him that he might reckon upon

her services in everything that depended upon her. It was the younger

Duchess who was so fond of Lasse, and who had been so familiar with him

at a masked ball.

I recognized only two good qualities in her: her respect and affection

for her grandmother, the Princess, and the skill with which she concealed

her faults. Beside this, she was good for nothing, in whatever way her

character is regarded. That she was treacherous is quite certain; and

she shortened her life by her improper conduct. She neither loved nor

hated her husband, and they lived together more like brother and sister

than husband and wife.

The Elector of Bavaria, during his stay at Paris, instead of visiting his

nephews and nieces, passed all his time, by day and by night, with the

Duchess and her daughters. As to me, he fled me as he would fly the

plague, and never spoke to me but in the company of M. de Torcy. The

Duchess had three of the handsomest daughters in the world: the one

called Mademoiselle de Clermont is extremely beautiful; but I think her

sister, the Princesse de Conti, more amiable. The Duchess can drink very

copiously without being affected; her daughters would fain imitate her,

but they soon get tipsy, and cannot control themselves as their mother

can.

SECTION XXVII.--LOUIS III., DUC DE BOURBON.

It is said that the Duke has solid parts; he does everything with a

certain nobility; he has a good person, but the loss of that eye, which

the Duc de Berri struck out, disfigures him much. He is certainly very

politic, and this quality he has from his mother. He is polite and

well-bred; his mind is not very comprehensive, and he has been badly

instructed. They say he is unfit for business for three reasons:

first, on account of his ignorance; secondly, for his want of

application; and, thirdly, for his impatience. I can see that in

examining him narrowly one would find many defects in him; but he has

also many praiseworthy qualities, and he possesses many friends. He has

a greatness and nobility of soul, and a good deportment.

The Prince is in love with Madame de Polignac; but she is fond of the

Duke, who cannot yet forget Madame de Nesle, although she has dismissed

him to make room for that great calf, the Prince of Soubise. The latter

person is reported to have said, "Why does the Duke complain? Have I not

consented to share Madame de Nesle's favours with him whenever he

chooses?"

Such is the delicacy which prevails here in affairs of love.

The Duke is very passionate. When Madame de Nesle dismissed him he

almost died of vexation; he looked as if he was about to give up the

ghost, and for six months he did not know what to do.

The Marquis de Villequier, the Duc d'Aumont's son, one day visited the

Marquise de Nesle. She took it into her head to ask him if he was very

fond of his wife. Villequier replied, "I am not in love with her; I see

her very little; our humours differ greatly. She is serious, and for my

part I like pleasure and gaiety. I feel for her a friendship founded on

esteem, for she is one of the most virtuous women in France."

Madame de Nesle, of whom no man could say so much, took this for an

insult, and complained of it to the Duke, who promised to avenge her.

Some days afterwards he invited young Villequier to dine with him at the

Marquis de Nesle's; there were, besides Madame de Nesle, the Marquis de

Gevres, Madame de Coligny, and others. During dinner the Duke began

thus:

"A great many men fancy they are sure of the fidelity of their wives, but

it is a mistake. I thought to protect myself from this common fate by

marrying a monster, but it served me nought; for a villain named Du

Challar, who was more ugly than I am, played me false. As to the Marquis

de Gevres, as he will never marry * * * , he will be exempt; but you,

Monsieur de Nesle, you are so and so." Nesle, who did not believe it,

although it was very true, only laughed. Then addressing himself to

Villequier, he said, "And you, Villequier, don't you think you are so?"

He was silent. The Duke continued, "Yes, you are befooled by the

Chevalier de Pesay."

Villequier blushed, but at last said, "I confess that up to this moment I

had no reason to believe it; but since you put me into such good company

I have no right to complain."

I do not think Madame de Nesle was well revenged.

I remember that the Duke, who was terribly ill-made, said one day to the

late Monsieur, who was a straight, well-formed person, that a mask had

taken him for Monsieur. The latter, somewhat mortified at such a

mistake, replied, "I lay that, with all other wrongs done to me, at the

foot of the Cross."

Ever since the Duchess espoused the party of her son against her brother

and his nephews, the Duke has displayed a great fondness for his mother,

about whom he never disturbed himself before.

Mdlle. de Polignac made the Duke believe she was very fond of him. He

entertained great suspicions of her, and had her watched, and learnt that

she was carrying on a secret intrigue with the Chevalier of Bavaria. He

reproached her with it, and she denied the accusation. The Duke

cautioned her not to think that she could deceive him. She protested

that he had been imposed upon. As soon, however, as she had quitted him

she went to the Chevalier's house; and the Duke, who had her dogged, knew

whither she had gone. The next day he appointed her to visit him; she

went directly to the bedroom, believing that his suspicions were entirely

lulled. The Duke then opened the door wide, so that she might be seen

from the cabinet, which was full of men; and calling the Chevalier of

Bavaria, he said to him: "Here, Sir Chevalier, come and see your

mistress, who will now have no occasion to go so far to find you."

Although the Duke and the Prince de Conti are brothers-in-law in two

ways, they cannot bear each other.

The Duke is at this moment (1718) very strongly attached to Madame de

Prie. She has already received a good beating on his account from her

husband, but this does not deter her. She is said to have a good deal of

sense; she entirely governs the Duke, who is solely occupied with making

her unfaithful to M. de Prie. She has consoled the Duke for his

dismissal from Madame de Nesle; but it is said that she is unfaithful to

him, and that she has two other lovers. One is the Prince of Carignan,

and the other Lior, the King's first maitre d'hotel, which latter is the

handsomest of the three.

It is impossible that the Duke can now inspire any woman with affection

for him. He is tall, thin as a lath; his legs are like those of a crane;

his body is bent and short, and he has no calves to his legs; his eyes

are so red that it is impossible to distinguish the bad eye from the good

one; his cheeks are hollow; his chin so long that one would not suppose

it belonged to the face; his lips uncommonly large: in short, I hardly

ever saw a man before so ugly. It is said that the inconstancy of his

mistress, Madame de Prie, afflicts him profoundly.

The Marchioness was extremely beautiful, and her whole person was

very captivating. Possessing as many mental as personal charms, she

concealed beneath an apparent simplicity the most dangerous

treachery. Without the least conception of virtue, which, according

to her ideas, was a word void of sense, she affected innocence in

vice, was violent under an appearance of meekness, and libertine by

constitution. She deceived her lover with perfect impunity, who

would believe what she said even against the evidence of his own

eyes. I could mention several instances of this, if they were not

too indecent. It is, however, sufficient to say that she had one

day to persuade him that he was the cause of a libertinism of which

he was really the victim.--Memoires de Duclos, tome ii. It is well

known that, after the Duke assumed the Regency, upon the death of

the Regent, the Marchioness du Prie governed in his name; and that

she was exiled, and died two years afterwards of ennui and vexation.

The Princess of Modena takes nothing by the death of the Duchess; the

Duke has said that he never would have married that Princess, and that

now he will not marry at all.

In order that Mademoiselle de la Roche-sur-Yon may enjoy the millions

that belong to her of right, in consequence of her sister's death, it is

necessary first for her to receive them; but the Duke, it is reported, as

the good Duc de Crequi used to say, "Holds back as tight as the trigger

of the Cognac cross-bow;" and in fact he has not only refused to give up

to his sister what she should take under her sister's will, but he

disputes her right to the bank-notes which she had given to the Duchess

to take care of for her, when she herself was dangerously ill.

The Duke and his mother are said to have gained each two hundred and

fifty millions.

The Duke, who is looked upon as Law's very good friend, has been

ill-treated by the people, who have passed all kinds of insults upon him,

calling him even a dog. His brother, the Marquis de Clermont, too, has

fared little better; for they cried after him at the Port Royal, "Go

along, dog! you are not much better than your brother." His tutor

alighted for the purpose of haranguing the mob; but they picked up some

stones, and he soon found it expedient to get into the carriage again,

and make off with all speed.

SECTION XXVIII.--FRANCOIS-LOUIS, PRINCE DE CONTI.

The Prince de Conti, who died lately (in 1709), had good sense, courage,

and so many agreeable qualities as to make himself generally beloved.

But he had also some bad points in his character, for he was false, and

loved no person but himself.

It is said that he caused his own death by taking stimulating medicines,

which destroyed a constitution naturally feeble. There had been some

talk of making him King of Poland.--[In 1696, after the death of John

Sobiesky.]

SECTION XXIX.--THE GREAT PRINCESSE DE CONTI, DAUGHTER OF LA VALLIERE.

This is of all the King's illegitimate daughters the one he most loves.

She is by far the most polite and well-bred, but she is now totally

absorbed by devotion.

SECTION XXX.--THE PRINCESS PALATINE, MARIE-THERESE DE BOURBON, WIFE OF FRANCOIS-LOUIS,

PRINCE DE CONTI.

This Princess is the only one of the House of Conde who is good for

anything. I think she must have some German blood in her veins. She is

little, and somewhat on one side, but she is not hunchbacked. She has

fine eyes, like her father; with this exception, she has no pretensions

to beauty, but she is virtuous and pious. What she has suffered on

account of her husband has excited general compassion; he was as jealous

as a fiend, though without the slightest cause. She never knew where she

was to pass the night. When she had made arrangements to sleep at

Versailles, he would take her from Paris to Chantilly, where she supposed

she was going to stay; then she was obliged to set out for Versailles.

He tormented her incessantly in all possible ways, and he looked,

moreover, like a little ape. The late Queen had two paroquets, one of

which was the very picture of the Prince, while the other was as much

like the Marechal de Luxembourg as one drop of water is like another.

Notwithstanding all that the Princess has suffered, she daily regrets the

loss of her husband. I am often quite angry to see her bewailing her

widowhood instead of enjoying the repose which it affords her; she wishes

that her husband were alive again, even although he should torment her

again as much as before.

She was desirous that Mademoiselle de Conde should marry the late

Margrave; this lady was incomparably more handsome than her sister; but I

think he had a greater inclination for Mademoiselle de Vendome, because

she seemed to be more modest and quiet.

The Princess, who has been born and educated here, had not the same

dislike that I felt to her son's marrying an illegitimate child, and yet

she has repented it no less. She is exceedingly unhappy with respect to

her children. The Princesse de Conti, mother of the Prince de Conti, who

is rather virtuous than otherwise, is nevertheless a little simpleton,

and is something like the Comtesse Pimbeche Orbeche, for she is always

wishing to be engaged in lawsuits against her mother; who, on her part,

has used all possible means, but without success, to be reconciled to

her. On Thursday last (10th March, 1720) she lost her cause, and I am

very glad of it, for it was an unjust suit. The younger Princess wished

the affair to be referred to arbitration; but the son would have the

business carried through, and made his counsel accuse his mother of

falsehood. The advocate of the Princess replied as follows:

"The sincerity of the Princesse de Conti and of the Princess her daughter

are so well known that all the world can judge of them." This has amused

the whole palace.

SECTION XXXI.--LOUISE-ELIZABETH, PRINCESSE DE CONTI, CONSORT OF LOUIE-ARMAND DE CONTI.

[Illustration: Princesse de Conti--276]

She is a person full of charms, and a striking proof that grace is

preferable to beauty. When she chooses to make herself agreeable, it is

impossible to resist her. Her manners are most fascinating; she is full

of gentleness, never displaying the least ill-humour, and always saying

something kind and obliging. It is greatly to be regretted that she is

not in the society of more virtuous persons, for she is herself naturally

very good; but she is spoiled by bad company. She has an ugly fool for

her husband, who has been badly brought up; and the examples which are

constantly before her eyes are so pernicious that they have corrupted her

and made her careless of her reputation. Her amiable, unaffected manners

are highly delightful to foreigners. Among others, some Bavarians have

fallen in love with her, as well as the Prince Ragotzky; but she

disgusted him with her coquetry.

She does not love her husband, and cannot do so, no less on account of

his ugly person than for his bad temper. It is not only his face that is

hideous, but his whole person is frightful and deformed. She terrified

him by placing some muskets and swords near her bed, and assuring him

that if he came there again with his pistols charged, she would take the

gun and fire upon him, and if she missed, she would fall upon him with

the sword. Since this time he has left off carrying his pistols.

Her husband teased her, and made her weep so much that she has lost her

child, and her health is again injured.

SECTION XXXII.--LOUIE-ARMAND, PRINCE DE CONTI.

It cannot be denied that his whole appearance is extremely repulsive. He

is a horribly ill-made little man, and is always absent-minded, which

gives him a distracted air, as if he were really crazy. When it could be

the least expected, too, he will fall over his own walking-stick. The

folks in the palace were so much accustomed to this in the late King's

time, that they used always to say, when they heard anything fall,

"It's nothing; only the Prince de Conti tumbling down."

He has sense, but he has been brought up like a scullion boy; he has

strange whimsies, of which he is quite aware himself, but which he cannot

control. His wife is a charming woman, and is much to be pitied for

being in fear of her life from this madman, who often threatens her with

loaded pistols. Fortunately, she has plenty of courage and does not fear

him. Notwithstanding this, he is very fond of her; and this is the more

surprising, because his love for the sex is not very strong; and although

he visits improper places occasionally, it is only for the purpose of

tormenting the poor wretches who are to be found there. Before he was

married he felt no, affection for any woman but his mother, who also

loved him very tenderly. She is now vexed at having no longer the same

ascendency over her son, and is jealous of her daughter-in-law because

the Prince loves her alone. This occasions frequent disturbances in the

house. The mother has had a house: built at some distance from her son.

When they are good friends, she dismisses the workmen; but when they

quarrel, she doubles the number and hastens the work, so that one may

always tell, upon a mere inspection of the building, upon what terms the

Princesse de Conti and her son are living. The mother wished to have her

grandson to educate; her daughter-in-law opposed it because she preferred

taking care of him herself; and then ensued a dog-and-cat quarrel. The

wife, who is cunning enough, governs her husband entirely, and has gained

over his favourites to be her creatures. She is the idol of the-whole

house.

In order to prevent the Prince de Conti from going to Hungary, the

government of Poitou has been bought for him, and a place in the Council

of the Regency allotted to him; by this means they have retained the wild

beast.

Our young Princess says her husband has a rheum in his eyes.

To amuse her, he reads aloud Ovid in the original; and although she does

not understand one word of Latin, she is obliged to listen and to remain

silent, even though any one should come in; for if anybody interrupts him

he is angry, and scolds all who are in the apartment.

At the last masked ball (4th March, 1718) some one who had dressed

himself like the Prince de Conti, and wore a hump on his back, went and

sat beside him. "Who are you, mask?" asked the Prince.

The other replied, "I am the Prince de Conti."

Without the least ill-temper, the Prince took off his mask, and,

laughing, said, "See how a man may be deceived. I have been fancying for

the last twenty years that I was the Prince de Conti." To keep one's

temper on such an occasion is really an uncommon thing.

The Prince thought himself quite cured, but he has had a relapse in

Spain, and, although he is a general of cavalry, he cannot mount his

horse. I said on Tuesday last (17th July, 1719) to the young Princesse

de Conti that I heard her husband was not entirely recovered. She

laughed and whispered to me,--

"Oh, yes, he is quite well; but he pretends not to be so that he may

avoid going to the siege, where he may be killed, for he is as cowardly

as an ape." I think if I had as little inclination for war as he has, I

would not engage in the campaign at all; there is nothing to oblige him

to do so-it is to reap glory, not to encounter shame, that men go into

the army. His best friends, Lanoue and Cleremont, for example, have

remonstrated with him on this subject, and he has quarrelled with them in

consequence. It is an unfortunate thing for a man not to know himself.

The Prince is terribly afflicted with a dysentery. They wanted to carry

him to Bayonne, but he has so violent a fever that he would not be able

to support the journey. He is therefore obliged to stay with the army

(25th August, 1719).

He has been back nine or ten days, but I have heard nothing of him yet;

he is constantly engaged in the Rue de Quincampoix, trying to gain money

among the stock-jobbers (19th September, 1719).

At length he has been to see me. Perhaps there was this morning less

stock-jobbing than usual in the Rue de Quincampoix, for there he has been

ever since his return. His cousin, the Duke, is engaged in the same

pursuit. The Prince de Conti has not brought back much honour from the

campaign; he is too much addicted to debauchery of all kinds.

Although he can be polite when he chooses, no one can behave more

brutally than he does occasionally, and he becomes more and more mad

daily.

At one of the last opera balls he seized a poor little girl just come

from the country, took her from her mother's side, and, placing her

between his own legs, amused himself by slapping and filliping her until

he made her nose and mouth bleed. The young girl, who had done nothing

to offend him, and who did not even know him, wept bitterly; but he only

laughed, and said, "Cannot I give nice fillips?" All who were witnesses

of this brutal scene pitied her; but no one dared come to the poor

child's assistance, for they were afraid of having anything to do with

this violent madman. He makes the most frightful grimaces, and I, who am

extremely frightened at crazy people, tremble whenever I happen to be

alone with him.

His wicked pranks remind me of my own. When I was a child I used to take

touchwood, and, placing pieces of it over my eyes and in my mouth, I hid

myself upon the staircase for the purpose of terrifying the people; but I

was then much afraid of ghosts, so that I was always the first to be

frightened. It is in the same way that the Prince de Conti does; he

wishes to make himself feared, and he is the most timid person in the

world.

The Duke and his mother, as well as Lasse, the friend of the latter, have

gained several millions. The Prince has gained less, and yet his

winnings, they say, amount to millions.

[He had four wagons loaded with silver carried from Law's bank, in

exchange for his paper money; and this it was that accelerated Law's

disgrace, and created a kind of popularity for the Prince de Conti.]

The two cousins do not stir from the Rue de Quincampoix, which has given

rise to the following epigram:

Prince dites nous vos exploits

Que faites vous pour votre gloire?

Taisez-vous sots!--Lisez l'histoire

De la rue de Quincampoix.

But the person who had gained most by this affair is Dantin, who is

horridly avaricious.

The Princesse de Conti told me that she had had her son examined in his

infancy by Clement, for the purpose of ascertaining whether he was in

every respect well made; and that he, having found the child perfectly

well made, went to the Prince de Conti, and said to him: "Monseigneur, I

have examined the shape of the young Prince who is just born: he is at

all points well formed, let him sleep without a bolster that he may

remain so; and only imagine what grief it would occasion to the Princesse

de Conti, who has brought him into the world straight, if you should make

him crooked."

The Prince de Conti wished to speak of something else, but Clement still

returned to the same topic, saying, "Remember, Monseigneur, he is

straight as a wand, and do not make him crooked and hunchbacked."

The Prince de Conti, not being able to endure this, ran away.

SECTION XXXIII.--THE ABBE DUBOIS.

My son had a sub-governor, and he it was who appointed the Abbe, a very

learned person, to be his tutor. The sub-governor's intention was to

have dismissed the Abbe as soon as he should have taught my son

sufficiently, and, excepting during the time occupied by the lessons,

he never suffered him to remain with his pupil. But this good gentleman

could not accomplish his design; for being seized with a violent colic,

he died, unhappily for me, in a few hours. The Abbe then proposed

himself to supply his place. There was no other preceptor near at hand,

so the Abbe remained with my son, and assumed so adroitly the language of

an honest man that I took him for one until my son's marriage; then it

was that I discovered all his knavery. I had a strong regard for him,

because I thought he was tenderly attached to my son, and only desired to

promote his advantage; but when I found that he was a treacherous person,

who thought only of his own interest, and that, instead of carefully

trying to preserve my son's honour, he plunged him into ruin by

permitting him to give himself up to debauchery without seeming to

perceive it, then my esteem for this artful priest was changed into

disgust. I know, from my son himself, that the Abbe, having one day met

him in the street, just as he was about to enter a house of ill-fame, did

nothing but laugh at him, instead of taking him by the arm and leading

him home again. By this culpable indulgence, and by the part he took in

my son's marriage, he has proved that there is neither faith nor honesty

in him. I know that I do him no wrong in suspecting him to have

contributed to my son's marriage; what I say I have from my son himself,

and from people who were living with that old Maintenon at the time, when

the Abbe used to go nightly for the purpose of arranging that intrigue

with her, the object of which was to sell and betray his master. He

deceives himself if he fancies that I do not know all this. At first he

had declared in my favour, but after the old woman had sent for him two

or three times he suddenly changed his conduct. It was not, however, on

this that the King afterwards took a dislike to him, but for a nefarious

scheme in which he was engaged with the Pere La Chaise. Monsieur was as

much vexed as I. The King and the old woman threatened to dismiss all

his favourites, which made him consent to everything; he repented

afterwards, but it was then too late.

I would to God that the Abbe Dubois had as much religion as he has

talent! but he believes in nothing--he is treacherous and wicked--his

falsehood may be seen in his very eyes. He has the look of a fox; and

his device is an animal of this sort, creeping out of his hole and

watching a fowl. He is unquestionably a good scholar, talks well, and

has instructed my son well; but I wish he had ceased to visit his pupil

after his tuition was terminated. I should not then have to regret this

unfortunate marriage, to which I can never reconcile myself. Excepting

the Abbe Dubois there is no priest in my son's favour. He has a sort of

indistinctness in his speech, which makes it sometimes necessary for him

to repeat his words; and this often annoys me.

If there is anything which detracts from the Abbe's good sense it is his

extreme pride; it is a weak side upon which he may always be successfully

attacked. I wish my son had as little confidence in him as I have; but

what astonishes me most is that, knowing him as he does, better than I

do, he will still trust him. My son is like the rest of his family; he

cannot get rid of persons to whom he is accustomed, and as the Abbe has

been his tutor, he has acquired a habit of suffering him to say anything

he chooses. By his amusing wit, too, he always contrives to restore

himself to my son's good graces, even when the latter has been displeased

with him.

If the Abbe had been choked with his first lie he had been dead long ago.

Lying is an art in which he excels, and the more eminently where his own

interest is concerned; if I were to enumerate all the lies I have known

him to utter I should have a long list to write. He it was who suggested

to the King all that was necessary to be said to him respecting my son's

marriage, and for this purpose he had secret interviews with Madame de

Maintenon. He affects to think we are upon good terms, and whatever I

say to him, however disagreeable, he takes it all with a smile.

My son has most amply recompensed the Abbe Dubois; he has given him the

place of Secretary of the King's Cabinet, which M. Calieres formerly

held, and which is worth 22,000 livres; he has also given him a seat in

the Council of Regency for the Foreign Affairs.

My son assures me that it is not his intention to make the Abbe Dubois a

Cardinal, and that the Abbe himself does not think about it (17th August,

1717).

On the 6th of March, this disagreeable priest came to me and said,

"Monseigneur has just nominated me Archbishop of Cambrai." I replied,

"I congratulate you upon it; but has this taken place today? I heard of

it a week ago; and, since you were seen to take the oaths on your

appointment, no one has doubted it." It is said that the Duc de Mazarin

said, on the Abbe's first Mass, "The Abbe Dubois is gone to his first

communion;" meaning that he had never before taken the communion in all

his life. I embarrassed my son by remarking to him that he had changed

his opinion since he told me the Abbe should never become Bishop or

Archbishop, and that he did not think of being Cardinal. My son blushed

and answered, "It is very true; but I had good reason for changing my

intention." "Heaven grant it may be so," I said, "for it must be by

God's mercy, and not from the exercise of your own reason."

The Archbishop of Cambrai is the declared enemy of our Abbe Saint-Albin.

The word arch is applicable to all his qualities; he is an arch-cheat, an

arch-hypocrite, an arch-flatterer, and, above all, an arch-knave.

It is reported that a servant of the Archbishop of Rheims said to a

servant of the Archbishop of Cambrai, "Although my master is not a

Cardinal, he is still a greater lord than yours, for he consecrates the

Kings."

"Yes," replied the Abbe Dubois' servant, "but my master consecrates the

real God, who is still greater than all Kings."

SECTION XXXIV.--MR. LAW.

Mr. Law is a very honest and a very sensible man; he is extremely polite

to everybody, and very well bred. He does not speak French ill--at

least, he speaks it much better than Englishmen in general. It is said

that when his brother arrived in Paris, Mr. Law made him a present of

three millions (of livres); he has good talents, and has put the affairs

of the State in such good order that all the King's debts have been paid.

He is admirably skilled in all that relates to finance. The late King

would have been glad to employ him, but, as Mr. Law was not a Catholic,

he said he ought not to confide in him (19th Sept., 1719).

He (Law) says that, of all the persons to whom he has explained his

system, there have been only two who have properly comprehended it, and

these are the King of Sicily and my son; he was quite astonished at their

having so readily understood it. He is so much run after, that he has no

repose by day or by night. A Duchess even kissed his hand publicly.

If a Duchess can do this, what will not other ladies do?

Another lady, who pursued him everywhere, heard that he was at Madame de

Simiane's, and immediately begged the latter to permit her to dine with

her. Madame de Simiane went to her and said she must be excused for that

day, as Mr. Law was to dine with her. Madame de Bouchu replied that it

was for this reason expressly she wished to be invited. Madame de

Simiane only repeated that she did not choose to have Mr. Law troubled,

and so quitted her. Having, however, ascertained the dinner-hour, Madame

de Bouchu passed before the house in her coach, and made her coachman and

footman call out "Fire!" Immediately all the company quitted the table

to know where the fire was, and among them Mr. Law appeared. As soon as

Madame de Bouchu saw him, she jumped out of her carriage to speak to him;

but he, guessing the trick, instantly disappeared.

Another lady ordered her carriage to be driven opposite to Mr. Law's

hotel and then to be overturned. Addressing herself to the coachman, she

said, "Overturn here, you blockhead--overturn!" Mr. Law ran out to her

assistance, when she confessed to him that she had done this for the sole

purpose of having an interview with him.

[Illustration: Overturn here, you blockhead--290]

A servant had gained so much in the Rue de Quincampoix, that he was

enabled to set up his equipage. When his coach was brought home, he

forgot who he was, and mounted behind. His servant cried out, "Ah, sir!

what are you doing? this is your own carriage."

"That is true," said the quondam servant; "I had forgotten."

Mr. Law's coachman having also made a very considerable sum, demanded

permission to retire from his service. His master gave it him, on

condition of his procuring him another good coachman. On the next day,

the wealthy coachman made his appearance with two persons, both of whom

were, he said, good coachmen; and that Mr. Law had only to choose which

of them he liked, while he, the coachman, would take the other.

People of all nations in Europe are daily coming to Paris; and it has

been remarked that the number of souls in the capital has been increased

by 250,000 more than usual. It has been necessary to make granaries into

bedrooms; there is such a profusion of carriages that the streets are

choked up with them, and many persons run great danger.

Some ladies of quality seeing a well-dressed woman covered with diamonds,

and whom nobody knew, alight from a very handsome carriage, were curious

to know who it was, and sent to enquire of the lackey. He replied, with

a sneer, "It is a lady who has recently tumbled from a garret into this

carriage." This lady was probably of the same sort as Madame Bejon's

cook. That lady, being at the opera, some days back, saw a person in

a costly dress, and decorated with a great quantity of jewels, but very

ugly, enter the theatre. The daughter said, "Mamma, unless I am very

much deceived, that lady so dressed out is Mary, our cook-maid."

"Hold your tongue, my dear," said the mother, "and don't talk such

nonsense."

Some of the young people, who were in the amphitheatre, began to cry out,

"Mary, the cook-maid! Mary, the cook-maid!"

The lady in the fine dress rose and said, "Yes, madam, I am Mary, the

cook-maid; I have gained some money in the Rue de Quincampoix; I like to

be well-dressed; I have bought some fine gowns, and I have paid for them.

Can you say so much for your own?"

Mr. Law is not the only person who has bought magnificent jewels and

extensive estates. The Duke, too, has become immensely rich, as well as

all those who have held stock. Mr. Law has made his abjuration at Melun;

he has embraced the Catholic religion, with his children, and his wife is

in utter despair at it.

[The abjuration did not take place at Paris, because the jokes of

the Parisians were to be dreaded. The Abbe Tencin was so fortunate

as to have the office of converting Mr. Law. "He gained by this

pious labour," says Duclos, "a large sum in bank-notes and stock."]

It is amusing enough to see how the people run after him in crowds only

to be looked at by him or his son. He has had a terrible quarrel with

the Prince de Conti, who wished Mr. Law to do at the bank a thing which

my son had forbidden. The Prince de Conti said to Mr. Law, "Do you know

who I am?"

"Yes, Prince," replied Law, "or I should not treat you as I have done."

"Then," said the Prince, "you ought to obey me."

"I will obey you," replied Law, "when you shall be Regent;" and he

withdrew.

The Princesse de Leon would be taken to the bank, and made her footmen

cry out, "Room for the Princesse de Lion." At the same time she, who is

very little, slipped into the place where the bankers and their clerks

were sitting.

"I want some stock," said she.

The clerk replied, "You must have patience, madame, the certificates are

delivered in rotation, and you must wait until those who applied before

you are served."

At the same time he opened the drawer where the stock-papers were kept;

the Princess snatched at them; the clerk tried to prevent her, and a

fight ensued. The clerk was now alarmed at having beaten a lady of

quality, and ran out to ask the servants who the Princesse de Leon was.

One of the footmen-said, "She is a lady of high rank, young and

beautiful."

"Well, then," said the clerk, "it cannot be she."

Another footman said, "The Princesse de Leon is a little woman with a

hunch before and another behind, and with arms so long that they nearly

reach the ground."

"Then," replied the clerk, "that is she."

Mr. Law is not avaricious; he gives away large soma in charity, and

assists many indigent people.

When my son wanted some Duchess to accompany my daughter to Geneva, some

one, who heard him speaking about it, said, "if, Monsieur, you would like

to select from a number of Duchesses, send to Mr. Law's; you will find

them all there."

Lord Stair cannot conceal his hatred of Mr. Law, and yet he has gained at

least three millions by him.

Mr. Law's son was to have danced in the King's ballet, but he has been

attacked by the small-pox (9th Feb., 1720).

.........................

My son has been obliged to displace Mr. Law. This person, who was

formerly worshipped like a god, is now not sure of his life;

it is astonishing how greatly terrified he is. He is no longer

Comptroller-General, but continues to hold the place of Director-General

of the Bank and of the East India Company; certain members of the

Parliamentary Council have, however, been joined with him to watch over

the business of the Bank.

[In the Council of the Regency, the Duc d'Orleans was obliged to:

admit that Law issued papers to the amount of 1,200 millions above

the legal sum; and that he (the Regent) had protected him from all

responsibility by decrees of the Council which had been ante-dated.

The total, amount of bank-notes in circulation was 2,700,000,000

livres.]

His friend, the Duc d'Antin wanted to get the place of Director.

The Duke at first spoke strongly against Law; but it is said that a sum

of four millions, three of which went to him and one to Madame de Prie,

has engaged him to undertake Law's defence. My son is not timid,

although he is threatened on all sides, and is very much amused with

Law's terrors (25th June, 1720).

At length the latter is somewhat recovered, and continues to be great

friends with the Duke: this is very pleasant to the Duc de Conti, and

makes him behave so strangely that his infirmity is observed by the

people. It is fortunate for us that Law is so great a coward, otherwise

he would be very troublesome to my son, who, learning that he was joining

in a cabal against him, told his wife of it. "Well, Monsieur," said she,

"what would you have him do? He likes to be talked of, and he has no

other way of accomplishing it. What would people have to say of him if

he did not?"

On the 17th of June, while I was at the Carmelites, Madame de

Chateau-Thiers came to me in my chamber, and said, "M. de Simiane is

just come in from the Palais Royal, and he thinks it fit you should know

that upon your return you will find the court of the Palais Royal filled

with people, who, though they do not say anything, will not disperse."

At six o'clock this morning they brought in three dead bodies, which M.

Le Blanc ordered to be carried away immediately.

Mr. Law has taken refuge in the Palais Royal. The populace have done him

no harm, but his coachman has been pelted on his return, and the carriage

broken to pieces. It was the coachman's own fault, who said aloud that

the people were rabble, and ought to be all hanged. I saw immediately

that it would not do to display any fear, and I set off. There was such

a stoppage of the carriages that I was obliged to wait half an hour

before I could get into the Palais Royal. During this time I heard the

people talking; they said nothing against my son, and bestowed

benedictions upon me, but they all wished Law to be hanged. When I

reached the Palais Royal all was calm again; my son came to me

immediately, and, notwithstanding the alarm I had felt, he made me laugh;

as for himself, he had not the least fear. He told me that the first

president had made a good impromptu upon this affair. Having occasion to

go down into the court, he heard what the people had done with Law's

carriage, and, upon returning to the Salon, he said with great gravity:

"Messieurs, bonne nouvelle,

Le carrosse de Law est en canelle."

Is not this a becoming jest for such serious personages? M. Le Blanc

went into the midst of the people with great firmness, and made a speech

to them; he afterwards had Law escorted home and all became tranquil.

It is almost impossible that Law should escape, for the same soldiers who

protect him from the fury of the people will not permit him to go out of

their hands. He is by no means at his ease, and yet I think the people

do not now intend to pursue him any farther, for they have begun to make

all kinds of songs about him.

Law is said to be in such an agony of fear that he has not been able to

venture to my son's at Saint Cloud, although he sent a carriage to fetch

him. He is a dead man; he is as pale as a sheet, and it is said can

never get over his last panic. The people's hatred of the Duke arises

from his being the friend of Law, whose children he carried to Saint

Maur, where they are to remain.

M. Boursel, passing through the Rue Saint Antoine in his way from the

Jesuits' College, had his carriage stopped by a hackney coachman, who

would neither come on nor go back. M. Boursel's footman, enraged at his

obstinacy, struck the coachman, and, M. Boursel getting out of his coach

to restrain his servant's rage, the coachman resolved to be avenged of

both master and man, and so began to cry out, "Here is Law going to kill

me; fall upon him."

The people immediately ran with staves and stones, and attacked Boursel,

who took refuge in the church of the Jesuits. He was pursued even to the

altar, where he found a little door opened which led into the convent.

He rushed through and shut it after him, by which means he saved his

life.

M. de Chiverni, the tutor of the Duc de Chartres, was going into the

Palais Royal in a chair, when a child about eight years old cried out,

"There goes Law!" and the people immediately assembled. M. Chiverni, who

is a little, meagre-faced, ugly old man, said pleasantly enough, "I knew

very well I had nothing to fear when I should show them my face and

figure."

As soon as they saw him they suffered him to get quietly into his chair

and to enter the gates of the palace.

On the 10th of December (1720), Law withdrew; he is now at one of his

estates about six miles from Paris. The Duke, who wished to visit him,

thought proper to take Mdlle. de Prie's post-chaise, and put his footman

into a grey livery, otherwise the people would have known and have

maltreated him.

Law is gone to Brussels; Madame de Prie lent him her chaise. When he

returned it, he wrote thanking her, and at the same time sent her a ring

worth 100,000 livres. The Duke provided him with relays, and made four

of his own people accompany him. When he took leave of my son, Law said

to him, "Monsieur, I have committed several great faults, but they are

merely such as are incident to humanity; you will find neither malice nor

dishonesty in my conduct." His wife would not go away until she had paid

all their debts; he owed to his rotisseur alone 10,000 livres.

[Mr. Law retired to Venice, and there ended his days. Some memoirs

state that he was not married to the Englishwoman who passed for his

wife.]

BOOK 4.

Victor Amadeus II.

The Grand Duchess, Consort of Cosimo II. of Florence

The Duchesse de Lorraine, Elizabeth-Charlotte d'Orleans

The Duc du Maine

The Duchesse du Maine

Louvois

Louis XV.

Anecdotes and Historical Particulars of Various Persons

Explanatory Notes

SECTION XXXV.--VICTOR AMADEUS, KING OF SICILY.

It is said that the King of Sicily is always in ill humour, and that he

is always quarrelling with his mistresses. He and Madame de Verrue have

quarrelled, they say, for whole days together. I wonder how the good

Queen can love him with such constancy; but she is a most virtuous person

and patience itself. Since the King had no mistresses he lives upon

better terms with her. Devotion has softened his heart and his temper.

Madame de Verrue is, I dare say, forty-eight years of age (1718). I

shared some of the profits of her theft by buying of her 160 medals of

gold, the half of those which she stole from the King of Sicily. She had

also boxes filled with silver medals, but they were all sold in England.

[The Comtesse de Verrue was married at the age of thirteen years.

Victor Amadeus, then King of Sardinia, fell in love with her. She

would have resisted, and wrote to her mother and her husband, who

were both absent. They only joked her about it. She then took that

step which all the world knows. At the age of eighteen, being at a

dinner with a relation of her husband's, she was poisoned. The

person she suspected was the same that was dining with her; he did

not quit her, and wanted to have her blooded. Just at this time the

Spanish Ambassador at Piedmont sent her a counter-poison which had a

happy effect: she recovered, but never would mention whom she

suspected. She got tired of the King, and persuaded her brother,

the Chevalier de Lugner, to come and carry her off, the King being

then upon a journey. The rendezvous was in a chapel about four

leagues distant from Turin. She had a little parrot with her. Her

brother arrived, they set out together, and, after having proceeded

four leagues on her journey, she remembered that she had forgotten

her parrot in the chapel. Without regarding the danger to which she

exposed her brother, she insisted upon returning to look for her

parrot, and did so. She died in Paris in the beginning of the reign

of Louis XV. She was fond of literary persons, and collected about

her some of the best company of that day, among whom her wit and

grace enabled her to cut a brilliant figure. She was the intimate

friend of the poet La Faye, whom she advised in his compositions,

and whose life she made delightful. Her fondness for the arts and

pleasure procured for her the appellation of 'Dame de Volupte', and

she wrote this epitaph upon herself:

"Ci git, dans un pais profonde,

Cette Dame de Volupte,

Qui, pour plus grande surete,

Fit son Paradis dans ce monde."]

SECTION XXXVI.--THE GRAND DUCHESS, WIFE OF COSMO II. OF FLORENCE.

The Grand Duchess has declared to me, that, from the day on which she set

out for Florence, she thought of nothing but her return, and the means of

executing this design as soon as she should be able.

No one could approve of her deserting her husband, and the more

particularly as she speaks very well of him, and describes the manner of

living at Florence as like a terrestrial paradise.

She does not think herself unfortunate for having travelled, and looks

upon all the grandeur she enjoyed at Florence as not to be compared with

the unrestrained way of living in which she indulges here. She is very

amusing when she relates her own history, in the course of which she by

no means flatters herself.

"Indeed, cousin," I say to her often, "you do not flatter yourself, but

you really tell things which make against you."

"Ah, no matter," she replies, "I care not, provided I never see the Grand

Duke again."

She cannot be accused of any amorous intrigue.

Her husband furnishes her with very little money; and at this moment

(April, 1718) he owes her fifteen months of her pension. She is now

really in want of money to enable her to take the waters of Bourbon.

The Grand Duke, who is very avaricious, thinks she will die soon, and

therefore holds back the payments that he may take advantage of that

event when it shall happen.

SECTION XXXVII.--THE DUCHESSE DE LORRAINE, ELIZABETH-CHARLOTTE PHILIPPINE D'ORLEANS, CONSORT OF LEOPOLD JOSEPH-CHARLES DE LORRAINE.

My daughter is ugly; even more so than she was, for the fine complexion

which she once had has become sun-burnt. This makes a great difference

in the appearance, and causes a person to look old. She has an ugly

round nose, and her eyes are sunken; but her shape is preserved, and, as

she dances well, and her manners are easy and polished, any one may see

that she is a person of breeding. I know many people who pique

themselves upon their good manners, and who still have not so much reason

as she has. At all events I am content with my child as she is; and I

would rather see her ugly and virtuous than pretty and profligate like

the rest.

Whenever the time of her accouchement approaches, she never fails to bid

her friends adieu, in the notion that she will die. Fortunately she has

hitherto always escaped well.

When jealousy is once suffered to take root, it is impossible to

extirpate it--therefore it is better not to let it gain ground. My

daughter pretends not to be affected by hers, but she often suffers great

affliction from it. This is not astonishing, because she is very fond of

her children; and the woman with whom the Duke is infatuated, together

with her husband, do not leave him a farthing; they completely ruin his

household. Craon is an accursed cuckold and a treacherous man. The Duc

de Lorraine knows that my daughter is acquainted with everything, and I

believe he likes her the better that she does not remonstrate with him,

but endures all patiently. He is occasionally kind to her, and, provided

that he only says tender things to her, she is content and cheerful.

I should almost believe that the Duke's mistress has given him a philtre,

as Neidschin did to the Elector of Saxony. When he does not see her, it

is said he perspires copiously at the head, and, in order that the

cuckold of a husband may say nothing about the affair, the Duke suffers

him to do whatever he pleases. He and his wife, who is gouvernante, rule

everything, although neither the one nor the other has any feeling of

honour. She is to come hither, it seems, with the Duke and Duchess.

The Duc de Lorraine is here incog.

[He came to Paris for the purpose of soliciting an arrondissement in

Champagne and the title of Royal Highness. Through the influence of

his mother-in-law he obtained both the one and the other. By virtue

of a treaty very disadvantageous for France, but which was

nevertheless registered by the Parliament, he increased his states

by adding to them a great number of villages.]

under the title of the Comte de Blamont. Formerly the chase was his

greatest passion; but now, it seems, the swain is wholly amorous. It is

in vain for him to attempt to conceal it; for the more he tries, the more

apparent it becomes. When you would suppose he is about to address you,

his head will turn round, and his eyes wander in search of Madame Craon;

it is quite diverting to see him. I cannot conceive how my daughter can

love her husband so well, and not display more jealousy. It is

impossible for a man to be more amorous than the Duke is of Craon (19th

of April, 1718).

It cannot be denied that she (Madame de Craon) is full of agreeable

qualities. Although she is not a beauty, she has a good shape, a fine

skin, and a very white complexion; but her greatest charms are her mouth

and teeth. When she laughs it is in a very pleasing and modest manner;

she behaves properly and respectfully in my daughter's presence; if she

did the same when she is not with her, one would have nothing to complain

of. It is not surprising that such a woman should be beloved; she really

deserves it. But she treats her lover with the utmost haughtiness, as if

she were the Duchesse de Lorraine and he M. de Luneville. I never saw a

man more passionately attached than he appears to be; when she is not

present, he fixes his eyes upon the door with an expression of anxiety;

when she appears, he smiles and is calm; it is really very droll to

observe him. She, on the contrary, wishes to prevent persons from

perceiving it, and seems to care nothing about him. As the Duke was

crossing a hall here with her upon his arm, some of the people said

aloud, "That is the Duc de Lorraine with his mistress." Madame Craon

wept bitterly, and insisted upon the Duke complaining of it to his

brother. The Duke did in fact complain; but my son laughed at him, and

replied, "that the King himself could not prevent that; that he should

despise such things, and seem not to hear them."

Madame Craon was my daughter's fille d'honneur; she was then called

Mademoiselle de Ligneville, and there it was that the Duke fell in love

with her. M. Craon was in disgrace with the Duke, who was about to

dismiss him as a rascal, for having practised a sharping trick at play;

but, as he is a cunning fellow, he perceived the Duke's love for

Mademoiselle de Ligneville, although he pretended to make a great mystery

of it. About this time Madame de Lenoncourt, my daughter's dame d'atour,

happened to die. The Duke managed to have Mademoiselle de Ligneville

appointed in her room; and Craon, who is rich, offered to marry this poor

lady. The Duke was delighted with the plan of marrying her to one who

would lend himself to the intrigue; and thus she became Madame de Craon,

and dame d'atour. The old gouvernante dying soon afterwards, my daughter

thought to gratify her husband, as well as Madame de Craon, by appointing

her dame d'honneur; and this it is that has brought such disgrace upon

her.

My daughter is in despair. Craon and his wife want to take a journey of

ten days, for the purpose of buying a marquisate worth 800,000 livres.

The Duke will not remain during this time with his wife, but chooses it

for an opportunity to visit all the strong places of Alsatia. He will

stay away until the return of his mistress and her husband; and this it

is which makes my poor daughter so unhappy. The Duke now neither sees

nor hears anything but through Craon, his wife, and their creatures.

I do not think that my daughter's attachment to her husband is so strong

as it used to be, and yet I think she loves him very much; for every

proof of fondness which he gives her rejoices her so much that she sends

me word of it immediately. He can make her believe whatever he chooses;

and, although she cannot doubt the Duke's passion for Madame de Craon,

yet, when he says that he feels only friendship for her, that he is quite

willing to give up seeing her, only that he fears by doing so he would

dishonour her in the eyes of the public, and that there is nothing he is

not ready to do for his wife's repose, she receives all he says

literally, beseeches him to continue to see Madame de Craon as usual, and

fancies that her husband is tenderly attached to her, while he is really

laughing at her. If I were in my daughter's place, the Duke's falsehood

would disgust me more than his infidelity.

What appears to me the most singular in this intrigue is that the Duke is

as fond of the husband as of the wife, and that he cannot live without

him. This is very difficult to comprehend; but M. de Craon understands

it well, and makes the most of it; he has already bought an estate for

1,100,000 livres.

[The Marquis de Craon was Grand Chamberlain and Prime Minister of

the Duc de Lorraine; who, moreover, procured for him from the

Emperor of Germany the title of Prince. This favourite married one

of his daughters to the Prince de Ligin, of the House of Lorraine.]

The burning of Lundville was not the effect of an accident; it is well

known that some of the people stopped a woman's mouth, who was crying out

"Fire!" A person was also heard to say, "It was not I who set it on

fire." My daughter thinks that Old Maintenon would have them all burnt;

for the person who cried out has been employed, it seems, in the house of

the Duc de Noailles. For my part, I am rather disposed to believe it was

the young mistress, Madame de Craon, who had a share in this matter; for

Luneville is my daughter's residence and dowry.

SECTION XXXVIII.--THE DUC DU MAINE, LOUIS-AUGUSTUS.

The Duc du Maine flattered himself that he would marry my daughter.

Madame de Maintenon and Madame de Montespan were arranging this project

in presence of several merchants, to whom they paid no attention, but the

latter, engaging in the conversation, said, "Ladies, do not think of any

such thing, for it will cost you your lives if you bring about that

marriage."

Madame de Maintenon was dreadfully frightened at this, and immediately

went to the King to persuade him to relinquish the affair.

The Duc du Maine possesses talent, which he displays particularly in his

manner of relating anything. He knows very well who is his mother, but

he has never had the least affection for any one but his gouvernante,

against whom he never bore ill-will, although she displaced his mother

and put herself in her room. My son will not believe that the Duc du

Maine is the King's son. He has always been treacherous, and is feared

and hated at Court as an arch tale-bearer. He has done many persons very

ill offices with the King; and those in particular to whom he promised

most were those who have had the greatest reason to complain of him. His

little wife is worse even than he, for the husband is sometimes

restrained by fear; but she mingles the pathetic occasionally in her

comedies. It is certain that there does not exist a more false and

wicked couple in the whole world than they are.

I can readily believe that the Comte de Toulouse is the King's son; but I

have always thought that the Duc du Maine is the son of Terme, who was a

false knave, and the greatest tale-bearer in the Court.

That old Maintenon had persuaded the King that the Duc du Maine was full

of piety and virtue. When he reported evil tales of any persons, she

pretended that it was for their good, and to induce the King to correct

them. The King was, therefore, induced to fancy everything he did

admirable, and to take him for a saint. The confessor, Le Pere

Letellier, contributed to keep up this good opinion in order to pay court

to the old woman; and the late Chancellor, M. Voisin, by her orders

continued to aid the King's delusion.

The Duc du Maine fancied that, since he had succeeded in getting himself

declared a Prince of the blood, he should not find it difficult on that

account to attain the royal dignity, and that he could easily arrange

everything with respect to my son and the other Princes of the blood.

For this reason he and the old woman industriously circulated the report

that my son had poisoned the Dauphine and the Duc de Berri. The Duc du

Maine was instigated by Madame de Montespan and Madame de Maintenon to

report things secretly to the King; at first for the purpose of making

him bark like a cur at all whom they disliked, and afterwards for the

King's diversion, and to make themselves beloved by him.

These bastards are of so bad a disposition that God knows who was their

father.

Yesterday the Parliament presented its remonstrance to my, son. It is

not difficult to guess whence this affair proceeds. They were closeted

for four hours together with the Duc and Duchesse du Maine, who had the

Councillors brought thither in their coach, and attended by their own

livery servants (20th June, 1718).

I believe that my son is only, restrained from acting rigorously against

the Duc du Maine because he fears the tears and anger of his wife; and,

in the second place, he, has an affection for his other brother-in-law,

the Comte de Toulouse.

That old woman must surely think herself immortal, for she still hopes to

reign, though at the age of eighty-three years. The Duc du Maine's

affair is a severe blow for her. She is, nevertheless, not without hope,

and it is said not excessively grieved. This fills me with anxiety, for

I know too well how expert the wicked old hussy is in the use of poison.

The first President of Mesmes ought to be friendly towards the Duc du

Maine, to whom he is indebted for the office he holds. The Duke keeps

all his places; as to that of Grand Master of Artillery, they could not

take it away unless they had proceeded to extremities with him.

The Duke became so devout in his prison, and during Passion week he

fasted so rigorously, that he fell sick in consequence. He says that he

is innocent and that he has gained heaven by the purity of his conduct;

this renders him gay and contented. He is not, besides, of a sorrowful

temper, but, on the contrary, is fond of jests and merry tales. He does

not speak ill of persons publicly; it was only to the King he used to

denounce them.

Yesterday my son was requested to permit the Duc du Maine to be

reconciled with his wife. His answer was, "They might have been

reconciled without speaking to me about it, for whether they become

friends again or not, I know what to think of them."

SECTION XXXIX.--THE DUCHESSE DU MAINE, LOUISE-BENOITE, DAUGHTER OF HENRI-JULES DE CONDE.

[Illustration: Duchesse du Maine--314]

Madame du Maine is not taller than a child ten years old, and is not well

made. To appear tolerably well, it is necessary for her to keep her

mouth shut; for when she opens it, she opens it very wide, and shows her

irregular teeth. She is not very stout, uses a great quantity of paint,

has fine eyes, a white skin, and fair hair. If she were well disposed,

she might pass, but her wickedness is insupportable.

She has good sense, is accomplished, and can talk agreeably on most

subjects. This brings about her a host of learned men and wits. She

flatters the discontented very adroitly, and says all ill things of my

son. This is the secret by which she has made her party. Her husband is

fond of her, and she in turn piques herself upon her love for him; but I

should be sorry to swear to her sincerity. This at least is certain,

that she rules the Duc du Maine absolutely. As he holds several offices,

he can provide for a great number of persons, either in the regiment of

Guards, of which he is General; or in the Artillery, of which he is Grand

Master; or in the Carabineers, where he appoints all the officers;

without reckoning his regiments, by which he attracts a great number of

persons.

Madame du Maine's present lover is the Cardinal de Polignac; but she has,

besides, the first Minister and some young men. The Cardinal is accused

of having assisted in the refutation of Fitz-Morris's letters, although

he has had this very year (1718) a long interview with my son, and has

sworn never to engage in anything against his interests, notwithstanding

his attachment to the Duchesse du Maine.

The Comte d'Albert, who was here last winter, took some pains to make

himself agreeable to Madame du Maine, and succeeded so well as to make

the Cardinal de Polignac very jealous. He followed them masked to a

ball; but upon seeing the Duchess and the Count tete-a-tete, he could not

contain his anger this betrayed him; and when the people learned that a

Cardinal had been seen at a masked ball it caused them great diversion.

Her being arrested threw Madame du Maine into such a transport of rage

that she was near choking, and only recovered herself by slow degrees.

[The Marquis d'Ancenis, Captain of the Guards, who came early in the

morning to arrest the Princess, had supped with her on the preceding

evening, when he entered, the. Duchess cried out to him, "Mon Dieu!

what have I done to you, that you should wake me so early?" The

chief domestics of the household were taken to the Bastille or to

Vincennes; the Prince of Dombes and the Comte d'Eu were carried to

Eu.]

She is now said to be quite calm, and, it is added, she plays at cards

all day long. When the play is over, she grows angry again, and falls

upon her husband, his children, or her servants, who do not know how to

appease her. She is dreadfully violent, and, it is said, has often

beaten her husband.

All the time of her residence at Dijon she was playing the Orlando

Furioso: sometimes she was not treated with the respect due to her rank;

sometimes she complains of other things; she will not understand that she

is a prisoner, and that she has deserved even a worse fate. She had

flattered herself that when she should reach Chalons-sur-Saone she would

enjoy more liberty, and have the whole city for her prison; but when she

learnt that she was to be locked up in the citadel, as at Dijon, she

would not set out. Far from repenting her treason, she fancies she has

done something very praiseworthy.

Melancholy as I am, my son has made me laugh by telling me what has been

found in Madame du Maine's letters, seized at the Cardinal de Polignac's.

In one of her letters, this very discreet and virtuous personage writes,

"We are going into the country tomorrow; and I shall so arrange the

apartments that your chamber shall be next to mine. Try to manage

matters as well as you did the last time, and we shall be very happy."

The Princess knows very well that her daughter has had an intrigue with

the Cardinal, and has endeavoured to break it off. For this purpose she

has convinced her by the Cardinal's own letters that he is unfaithful to

her, and prefers a certain Montauban to her. This, however, has had no

effect. The Duc du Maine has been informed of everything, and he writes

to her sister, "I ought not to be put into prison, but into petticoats,

for having suffered myself to be so led by the nose."

He has resolved never to see his wife again, although he does not yet

know of the Duchess's letter to the Cardinal, nor of the other measures

she has taken for the purpose of decorating her husband's brows.

Madame du Maine will eventually become really crazy, for she is

dreadfully troubled with the vapours. Her mother has entreated my son

to let her daughter be brought to her house at Anet, where she will be

answerable for her conduct and suffer her to speak with no one.

My son replied, "that if Madame du Maine had only conspired against his

life, he would have pardoned her with all his heart; but that, as her

offence had been committed against the State, he was obliged, in spite of

himself, to keep her in prison."

It is not true that the Duc du Maine has permission to hunt; he is only

allowed to ride upon a hired horse round the citadel, to take the air,

in the company of four persons.

The Abbe de Maulevrier and Mademoiselle de Langeron persuaded the

Princess that Madame du Maine was at the point of death, and was only

desirous of seeing her dear mother before she expired, to receive her

last benediction, as she should die innocent. The Princess immediately

set out in great anxiety and with deep grief; but was strangely

surprised, on arriving at her daughter's house, to see her come to meet

her in very good health. Mademoiselle de Langeron said that the Duchess

concealed her illness that she might not make her mother unhappy.

After the confession which Madame du Maine thought proper to make, which

she has confirmed by writing, my son has set her at liberty, and has

permitted her to come to Sceaux. She is terribly mortified at her letter

being read in the open Council. As she has declared in her confession

that she had done everything without her husband's knowledge, although in

his name, he, too, has been permitted to return to his estate of

Chavigny, near Versailles.

Madame du Maine had written to my son that, in the event of her having

omitted anything in her declaration, he would only have to ask

Mademoiselle de Launay about it. He sent in consequence for that lady,

to ask her some questions. Mademoiselle de Launay replied: "I do not

know whether her imprisonment may have turned my mistress's brain, but it

has not had the same effect upon me; I neither know, nor will I say

anything."

Madame du Maine had gained over certain gentlemen in all the Provinces,

and had tampered with them to induce them to revolt; but none of them

would swallow the bait excepting in Brittany.

She has not been at the theatre yet; meaning, by this, to intimate that

she is still afflicted at lying under her husband's displeasure. It is

said that she has written to him, but that he has returned her letter

unopened.

She came some days ago to see my son, and to request him not to oppose a

reconciliation between herself and her husband. My son laughed and said,

"I will not interfere in it; for have I not learned from Sganarelle that

it is not wise to put one's finger between the bark and the tree?"

The town says they will be reconciled. If this really should take place,

I shall say as my father used: "Agree together, bad ones!"

My son tells me that the little Duchess has again besought him to

reconcile her with her husband. My son replied, "that it depended much

more upon herself than upon him." I do not know whether she took this

for a compliment, or what crotchet she got in her head, but she suddenly

jumped up from the sofa, and clung about my son's neck, kissing him on

both cheeks in spite of himself (18th June, 1720).

The Duc du Maine is entirely reconciled to his dear moiety. I am not

surprised, for I have been long expecting it.

SECTION XL.--LOUVOIS

M. de Louvois was a person of a very wicked disposition; he hated his

father and brother, and, as they were my very good friends, this minister

made me feel his dislike of them. His hatred was also increased, because

he knew that I was acquainted with his ill-treatment of my father, and

that I had no reason in the world to like him. He feared that I should

seek to take vengeance upon him, and for this reason he was always

exciting the King against me. Upon this point alone did he agree with

that old, Maintenon.

I believe that Louvois had a share in the conspiracy by which Langhans

and Winkler compassed my poor brother's death. When the King had taken

the Palatinate, I required him to arrest the culprits; the King gave

orders for it, and they were in fact seized, but afterwards liberated by

a counter-order of Louvois. Heaven, however, took care of their

punishment for the crime which they had committed upon my poor brother;

for Langhans died in the most abject wretchedness, and Winkler went mad

and beat his own brains out.

There is no doubt that the King spoke very harshly to Louvois, but

certainly he did not treat him as has been pretended, for the King was

incapable of such an action. Louvois was a brute and an insolent person;

but he served the King faithfully, and much better than any other person.

He did not, however, forget his own interest, and played his cards very

well. He was horribly depraved, and by his impoliteness and the

grossness of his replies made himself universally hated. He might,

perhaps, believe in the Devil; but he did not believe in God. He had

faith in all manner of predictions, but he did not scruple to burn,

poison, lie and cheat.

If he did not love me very well, I was at least even with him; and, for

the latter part of his time, he conducted himself somewhat better. I was

one of the last persons to whom he spoke, and I was even shocked when it

was announced that the man with whom I had been conversing a quarter of

an hour before, and who did not look ill, was no more.

They have not yet learnt, although I have resided so long in France, to

respect my seal. M. de Louvois used to have all my letters opened and

read; and M. Corey, following his noble example, has not been more

courteous to me. Formerly they used to open them for the purpose of

finding something to my prejudice, and now (1718) they open them through

mere habit.

SECTION XLI.--LOUIS XV.

It is impossible for any child to be more agreeable than our young King;

he has large, dark eyes and long, crisp eyelashes; a good complexion, a

charming little mouth, long and thick dark-brown hair, little red cheeks,

a stout and well-formed body, and very pretty hands and feet; his gait is

noble and lofty, and he puts on his hat exactly like the late King. The

shape of his face is neither too long nor too short; but the worst thing,

and which he inherits from his mother, is, that he changes colour very

frequently. Sometimes he looks ill, but in half an hour his colour will

have returned. His manners are easy, and it may be said, without

flattery, that he dances very well. He is quick and clever in all that

he attempts; he has already (1720) begun to shoot at pheasants and

partridges, and has a great passion for shooting.

He is as like his mother as one drop of water is to another; he has sense

enough, and all that he seems to want is a little more affability. He is

terribly haughty, and already knows what respect is. His look is what

may be called agreeable, but his air is milder than his character, for

his little head is rather an obstinate and wilful one.

The young King was full of grief when Madame de Ventadour quitted him.

She said to him, "Sire, I shall come back this evening; mind that you

behave very well during my absence."

"My dear mamma," replied he, "if you leave me I cannot behave well."

He does not care at all for any of the other women.

The Marechal de Villeroi teases the young King sometimes about not

speaking to me enough, and sometimes about not walking with me. This

afflicts the poor child and makes him cry. His figure is neat, but he

will speak only to persons he is accustomed to.

On the 12th August (1717), the young King fell out of his bed in the

morning; a valet de chambre, who saw him falling, threw himself adroitly

on the ground, so that the child might tumble upon him and not hurt

himself; the little rogue thrust himself under the bed and would not

speak, that he might frighten his attendants.

The King's brother died of the small-pox in consequence of being

injudiciously blooded; this one, who is younger than his brother, was

also attacked, but the femme de chambre concealed it, kept him warm, and

continued to give him Alicant wine, by which means they preserved his

life.

The King has invented an order which he bestows: upon the boys with whom

he plays. It is a blue and white ribbon, to which is suspended an

enamelled oval plate, representing a star and the tent or pavilion in

which he plays on the terrace (1717).

SECTION XLII.--ANECDOTES AND HISTORICAL PARTICULARS RELATING TO VARIOUS PERSONS.

Some horrible books had been written against Cardinal Mazarin, with which

he pretended to be very much enraged, and had all the copies bought up to

be burnt. When he had collected them all, he caused them to be sold in

secret, and as if it were unknown to him, by which contrivance he gained

10,000 crowns. He used to laugh and say, "The French are delightful

people; I let them sing and laugh, and they let me do what I will."

In Flanders it is the custom for the monks to assist at all fires. It

appeared to me a very whimsical spectacle to see monks of all colours,

white, black and brown, running hither and thither with their frocks

tucked up and carrying pails.

The Chevalier de Saint George is one of the best men in the world, and

complaisance itself. He one day said to Lord Douglas, "What should I do

to gain the good-will of my countrymen?" Douglas replied, "Only embark

hence with twelve Jesuits, and as soon as you land in England hang every

one of them publicly; you can do nothing so likely to recommend you to

the English people."

It is said that at one of the masked balls at the opera, a mask entered

the box in which were the Marechals de Villars and d'Estrees. He said to

the former, "Why do you not go below and dance?" The Marshal replied,

"If I were younger I could, but not crippled as you see I am."--"Oh, go

down," rejoined the mask, "and the Marechal d'Estrees too; you will cut

so brilliant a figure, having both of you such large horns." At the same

time he put up his fingers in the shape of horns. The Marechal d'Estrees

only laughed, but the other was in a great rage and said, "You are a most

insolent mask, and I do not know what will restrain me from giving you a

good beating."--"As to a good beating;" replied the mask, "I can do a

trifle in that way myself when necessary; and as for the insolence of

which you accuse me, it is sufficient for me to say that I am masked."

He went away as he said this, and was not seen again.

The King of Denmark has the look of a simpleton; he made love to my

daughter while he was here. When they were dancing he used to squeeze

her hand, and turn up his eyes languishingly. He would begin his minuet

in one corner of the hall and finish it in another. He stopped once in

the middle of the hall and did not know what to do next. I was quite

uneasy at seeing him, so I got up and, taking his hand, led him away, or

the good gentleman might have strayed there until this time. He has no

notion of what is becoming or otherwise.

The Cardinal de Noailles is unquestionably a virtuous man; it would be a

very good thing if all the others were like him. We have here four of

them, and each is of a different character. Three of them resemble each

other in a certain particular--they are as false as counterfeit coin; in

every other respect they are directly opposite. The Cardinal de Polignac

is well made, sensible, and insinuating, and his voice is very agreeable;

but he meddles too much with politics, and is too much occupied with

seeking favour. The Cardinal de Rohan has a handsome face, as his

mother had, but his figure is despicable. He is as vain as a peacock,

and fancies that there is not his equal in the whole world. He is a

tricking intriguer, the slave of the Jesuits, and fancies he rules

everything, while in fact he rules nothing. The Cardinal de Bissi is as

ugly and clumsy as a peasant, proud, false and wicked, and yet a most

fulsome flatterer; his falsehood may be seen in his very eyes; his talent

he turns to mischievous purposes. In short, he has all the exterior of a

Tartuffe. These Cardinals could, if they chose, sell the Cardinal de

Noailles in a sack, for they are all much more cunning than he is.

With respect to the pregnancy of the Queen of England, the consort of

James II., whom we saw at Saint-Germain, it is well known that her

daughter-in-law maintains that she was not with child; but it seems to

me that the Queen might easily have taken measures to prove the contrary.

I spoke about it to Her Majesty myself. She replied "that she had begged

the Princess Anne to satisfy herself by the evidence of her own senses,

and to feel the motion of the child;" but the latter refused, and the

Queen added "that she never could have supposed that the persons who had

been in the habit of seeing her daily during her pregnancy could doubt

the fact of her having been delivered."

[On the dethronement of James II., the party of William, Prince of

Orange, asserted that the Prince of Orange was a supposititious

child, and accused James of having spirited away the persona who

could have proved the birth of the Queen's child, and of having made

the midwife leave the kingdom precipitately, she being the only

person who had actually seen the child born.]

A song has been made upon Lord Bolingbroke on the subject of his passion

for a young girl who escaped from her convent. Some persons say that the

girl was a professed nun. She ran after the Duke Regent a long time, but

could not accomplish her intention.

Lady Gordon, the grandaunt of Lord Huntley, was my dame d'atour for a

considerable period. She was a singular person, and always plunged into

reveries. Once when she was in bed and going to seal a letter, she

dropped the wax upon her own thigh and burnt herself dreadfully. At

another time, when she was also in bed and engaged in play, she threw the

dice upon the ground and spat in the bed. Once, too, she spat in the

mouth of my first femme de chambre, who happened to be passing at the

moment. I think if I had not interposed they would have come to blows,

so angry was the femme de chambre. One evening when I wanted my

head-dress to go to Court, she took off her gloves and threw them in my

face, putting on my head-dress at the same time with great gravity.

When she was speaking to a man she had a habit of playing with the

buttons of his waistcoat. Saving one day some occasion to talk to the

Chevalier Buveon, a Captain in the late Monsieur's Guard, and he being a

very tall man, she could only reach his waistband, which she began to

unbutton. The poor gentleman was quite horror-stricken, and started

back, crying, "For Heaven's sake, madame, what are you going to do?"

This accident caused a great laugh in the Salon of Saint Cloud.

They say that Lord Peterborough, speaking of the two Kings of Spain,

said, "What fools we are to cut each other's throats for two such apes."

Monteleon has good reason to be fond of the Princesse des Ursins, for she

made his fortune: he was an insignificant officer in the troop, but he

had talents and attached himself to this lady, who made of him what he

now is (1716).

The Abbess of Maubuisson, Louise Hollandine, daughter of Frederic V.,

Elector-Palatine of the days of Henri IV., had had so many illegitimate

children, that she commonly swore by her body, which had borne fourteen

children.

Cardinal Mazarin could not bear to have unfortunate persons about him.

When he was requested to take any one into his service, his first

question was, "Is he lucky?"

My son has never assisted the Pretender (Prince Edward Stuart), either

publicly or privately; and if my Lord Stair had chosen to contract a more

close alliance, as my son wished, he would have prevented the Pretender's

staying in France and collecting adherents; but as that alliance was

declined, he merely confined himself to the stipulations contained in the

treaty of peace. He neither furnished the Pretender with arms nor money.

The Pope and some others gave him money, but my son could not, for he was

too much engaged in paying off the late King's debts, and he would not on

account of that treaty. There can be no doubt that an attempt has been

made to embroil my son with the King of England; for, at the same time

that they were making the King believe my son was sustaining the

Pretender's cause, they told my son that Lord Stair had interviews with

M. Pentenriedez, the Emperor's Envoy, as well as with the Sicilian

Ambassador, the object of which was to make a league with those powers to

drive out the King of Spain and to set up the King of France in his

place, at the same time that Sicily should be given up to the

Emperor--in short, to excite all Europe against France. My son said

himself, that, since he was to confine himself to the articles of the

treaty of peace, he did not think he had any right to prevent the

Pretender's passage through his kingdom; and as the army had been

reduced, he could not hinder the disbanded soldiers from taking service

wherever they chose. My son had no intention whatever to break with

England, although he has been told that there was a majority of two

voices only in that nation against declaring it at war with France. He

thinks Lord Stair is not his friend, and that he has not faithfully

reported to his monarch the state of things here, but would rather be

pleased to kindle the flames of a war. If that Minister had honestly

explained to the King my son's intentions, the King would not have

refused to agree with them.

It is said here that the present Queen of Spain (1716), although she is

more beloved by her husband than was the last, has less influence over

him. The Abbe Alberoni has them both in his power, and governs them like

two children.

The English gentlemen and ladies who are here tell horrible stories of

Queen Anne. They say she gets quite drunk, and that besides but that she

is inconstant in her affections, and changes often. Lady Sandwich has

not told this to me, but she has to my son. I have seen her but seldom,

on account of the repugnance I felt at learning she had confessed she had

been present at such orgies.

I do not know whether it is true that Louvois was poisoned by that old

Maintenon, but it is quite certain that he was poisoned, as well as his

physician who committed the crime, and who said when he was dying, "I die

by poison, but I deserve it, for having poisoned my master, M. de

Louvois; and I did this in the hope of becoming the King's physician, as

Madame de Maintenon had promised me." I ought to add that some persons

pretend to think this story of Doctor Seron is a mere invention. Old

Piety (Maintenon) did not commit this crime without an object; but if she

really did poison Louvois, it was because he had opposed her designs and

endeavoured to undeceive the King. Louvois, the better to gain his

object, had advised the King not to take her with him to the army. The

King was weak enough to repeat this to her, and this it was that excited

her against Louvois. That the latter was a very bad man, who feared

neither heaven nor hell, no man can deny; but it must be confessed that

he served his King faithfully.

The Duke de Noailles' grandfather was one of the ugliest men in the

world. He had one glass eye, and his nose was like an owl's, his mouth

large, his teeth ugly and decayed, his face and head very small, his body

long and bent, and he was bitter and ill-tempered. His name was Gluinel.

Madame de Cornuel one day was reading his grandson's genealogy, and, when

she came to his name, exclaimed, "I always suspected, when I saw the Duc

de Noailles, that he came out of the Book of the Lamentations of

Jeremiah!"

When James II. took refuge in France from England, Madame de Cornuel went

to Saint-Germain to see him. Some time afterwards, she was told of the

pains our King was taking to procure his restoration to the throne.

Madame de Cornuel shook her head, and said, "I have seen this King James;

our monarch's efforts are all in vain; he is good for nothing but to make

poor man's sauce. (La sauce au pauvre homme.)"

She went to Versailles to see the Court when M. de Torcy and M. de

Seignelay, both very young, had just been appointed Ministers. She saw

them, as well as Madame de Maintenon, who had then grown old. When she

returned to Paris, some one asked her what remarkable things she had

seen. "I have seen," she said, "what I never expected to see there; I

have seen love in its tomb and the Ministry in its cradle."

The elder Margrave of Anspach was smitten with Mademoiselle d'Armagnac,

but he would not marry her, and said afterwards that he had never

intended to do so, because the familiarities which had passed between

her and the Marquis de Villequier (1716) had disgusted him. The lady's

mother would have liked nothing better than to surprise the Margrave with

her daughter in some critical situation: for this purpose he had

sufficient opportunities given him, but he was prudent, and conducted

himself with so much modesty, that he avoided the snare. To tell the

truth, I had given him a hint on the subject, for I was too well

acquainted with the mother, who is a very bad woman.

The Cardinal de Richelieu, notwithstanding his wit, had often fits of

distraction. Sometimes he would fancy himself a horse, and run jumping

about a billiard-table, neighing and snorting; this would last an hour,

at the end of which his people would put him to bed and cover him up

closely to induce perspiration; when he awoke the fit had passed and did

not appear again.

The Archbishop of Paris reprimanded the Bishop of Gap on the bad

reputation which he had acquired in consequence of his intercourse with

women. "Ah, Monseigneur," replied the Bishop of Gap, "if you knew what

you talk of, you would not be astonished. I lived the first forty years

of my life without experiencing it; I don't know what induced me to

venture on it, but, having done so, it is impossible to refrain. Only

try it for once, Monseigneur, and you will perceive the truth of what I

tell you."

[This Bishop, whose name was Herve, had lived in prudence and

regularity up to the age of fifty, when he began, on a sudden, to

lead a very debauched life. They compelled him to give up his

Bishopric, which he did on condition of being allowed to stay at

Paris as much as he chose. He continued to live in perpetual

pleasure, but towards the close of his career he repented of his

sins and engaged with the Capuchin missionaries.]

This Bishop is now living in the village of Boulogne, near Paris: he is a

little priest, very ugly, with a large head and fiery red face.

Our late King said, "I am, I confess, somewhat piqued to see that,

with all the authority belonging to my station in this country, I have

exclaimed so long against high head-dresses, while no one had the

complaisance to lower them for me in the slightest degree. But now, when

a mere strange English wench arrives with a little low head-dress, all

the Princesses think fit to go at once from one extremity to another."

A Frenchman who had taken refuge in Holland informed me by letter of what

was passing with respect to the Prince of Orange. Thinking that I should

do the King a service by communicating to him these news, I hastened to

him, and he thanked me for them. In the evening, however, he said to me,

smiling, "My Ministers will have it that you have been misinformed, and

that your correspondent has not written you one word of truth."

I replied, "Time will show which is better informed, your Majesty's

Ministers or my correspondent. For my own part, Sire, my intention at

least was good."

Some time afterwards, when the report of the approaching accession of

William to the throne of England became public, M. de Torcy came to me to

beg I would acquaint him with my news. I replied, "I receive none now;

you told the King that what I formerly had was false, and upon this I

desired my correspondents to send me no more, for I do not love to spread

false reports." He laughed, as he always did, and said, "Your news have

turned out to be quite correct." I replied, "A great and able Minister

ought surely to have news more correct than I can obtain; and I have been

angry with myself for having formerly acquainted the King with the

reports which had reached me. I ought to have recollected that his

clever Ministers are acquainted with everything." The King therefore

said to me, "You are making game of my Ministers."--"Sire," I replied, "I

am only giving them back their own."

M. de Louvois was the only person who was well served by his spies;

indeed, he never spared his money. All the Frenchmen who went into

Germany or Holland as dancing or fencing-masters, esquires, etc., were

paid by him to give him information of whatever passed in the several

Courts. After his death this system was discontinued, and thus it is

that the present Ministers are so ignorant of the affairs of other

nations.

Lauzun says the drollest things, and takes the most amusing, roundabout

way of intimating whatever he does not care to say openly. For example,

when he wished the King to understand that the Count de Marsan, brother

of M. Legrand, had attached himself to M. Chamillard, the then Minister,

he took the following means: "Sire," said he, with an air of the utmost

simplicity, as if he had not the least notion of malice, "I wished to

change my wigmaker, and employ the one who is now the most in fashion;

but I could not find him, for M. de Marsan has kept him shut up in his

room for several days past, making wigs for his household, and for M. de

Chamillard's friends."

The adventures of Prince Emmanuel of Portugal are a perfect romance.

His brother, the King, was desirous, it is said, at first, to have made

a priest and a Bishop of him; to this, however, he had an insuperable

objection, for he was in love. The King sent for him, and asked him if

it was true that he had really resolved not to enter the Church. On the

Prince's replying in the affirmative, the King, his brother, struck him.

The Prince said, "You are my King and my brother, and therefore I cannot

revenge myself as I ought upon you; but you have put an insult upon me

which I cannot endure, and you shall never again see me in the whole

course of your life." He is said to have set out on that very night.

His brother wrote to him, commanding his return from Paris to Holland; as

he made no reply to this command, his Governor and the Ambassador had no

doubt that it was his intention to obey it. In the course of last week

he expressed a desire to see Versailles and Marly. The Ambassador made

preparations for this excursion, and together with his wife accompanied

the Prince, whose Governor and one of his gentlemen were of the party.

Upon their return from Versailles, when they reached the courtyard, the

Prince called out to stop, and asked if there were any chaises ready:

"Yes, Monseigneur," replied a voice, "there are four."--"That will be

sufficient," replied the Prince. Then addressing the Ambassador, he

expressed his warmest thanks for the friendly attention he had shown him,

and assured him that he desired nothing so much as an opportunity to

testify his gratitude. "I am now going to set out," he added, "for

Vienna; the Emperor is my cousin; I have no doubt he will receive me,

and I shall learn in his army to become a soldier in the campaign against

the Turks." He then thanked the Governor for the pains he had bestowed

upon his education; and promised that, if any good fortune should befall

him, his Governor should share it with him. He also said something

complimentary to his gentleman. He then alighted, called for the

post-chaises, and took his seat in one of them; his favourite, a young

man of little experience, but, as it is said, of considerable talent,

placed himself in another, and his two valets de chambre into the third

and fourth. That nothing may be wanting to the romantic turn of his

adventures, it is said, besides, that Madame de Riveira was the object of

his affection in Portugal before she was married; that he even wished to

make her his wife, but that his brother would not permit it. A short

time before his departure, the husband, who is a very jealous man, found

him at his wife's feet; and this hastened the Prince's departure.

Henri IV. had been one day told of the infidelity of one of his

mistresses. Believing that the King had no intention of visiting her,

she made an assignation with the Duc de Bellegarde in her own apartment.

The King, having caused the time of his rival's coming to be watched,

when he was informed of his being there, went to his mistress's room.

He found her in bed, and she complained of a violent headache. The King

said he was very hungry, and wanted some supper; she replied that she had

not thought about supper, and believed she had only a couple of

partridges. Henri IV. desired they should be served up, and said he

would eat them with her. The supper which she had prepared for

Bellegarde, and which consisted of much more than two partridges, was

then served up; the King, taking up a small loaf, split it open, and,

sticking a whole partridge into it, threw it under the bed. "Sire,"

cried the lady, terrified to death, "what are you doing?"--"Madame,"

replied the merry monarch, "everybody must live." He then took his

departure, content with having frightened the lovers.

I have again seen M. La Mothe le Vayer; who, with all his sense, dresses

himself like a madman. He wears furred boots, and a cap which he never

takes off, lined with the same material, a large band, and a black velvet

coat.

We have had few Queens in France who have been really happy. Marie de

Medicis died in exile. The mother of the King and of the late Monsieur

was unhappy as long as her husband was alive. Our Queen Marie-Therese

said upon her death-bed, "that from the time of her becoming Queen she

had not had a day of real happiness."

Lauzun sometimes affects the simpleton that he may say disagreeable

things with impunity, for he is very malicious. In order to hint to

Marechal de Tesse that he did wrong in being so familiar with the common

people, he called out to him one night in the Salon at Marly, "Marshal,

pray give me a pinch of snuff; but let it be good--that, for example,

which I saw you taking this morning with Daigremont the chairman."

In the time of Henri IV. an Elector-Palatine came to France; the King's

household was sent to meet him. All his expenses were paid, as well as

those of his suite; and when he arrived at the Court he entered between

the Dauphin and Monsieur and dined with the King. I learned these

particulars from the late Monsieur. The King, under the pretence of

going to the chase, went about a league from Paris, and, meeting the

Elector, conducted him in his carriage. At Paris he was always attended

by the King's servants. This treatment is somewhat different from that

which, in my time, was bestowed upon Maximilian Maria, the Elector of

Bavaria. This Elector often enraged me with the foolish things that he

did. For example, he went to play and to dine with M. d'Antin, and never

evinced the least desire to dine with his own nephews. A sovereign,

whether he be Elector or not, might with propriety dine either at the

Dauphin's table or mine; and, if the Elector had chosen, he might have

come to us; but he was contented to dine with M. d'Antin or M. de Torcy,

and some ladies of the King's suite. I am angry to this day when I think

of it. The King used often to laugh at my anger on this subject; and,

whenever the Elector committed some new absurdity, he used to call to me

in the cabinet and ask me, "Well, Madame, what have you to say to that?"

I would reply, "All that the Elector does is alike ridiculous." This

made the King laugh heartily. The Elector had a Marshal, the Count

d'Arco, the brother of that person who had married in so singular a

manner the Prince's mistress, Popel, which marriage had been contracted

solely upon his promise never to be alone with his wife. The Marshal,

who was as honest as his brother was accommodating, was terribly annoyed

at his master's conduct; he came at first to me to impart to me his

chagrin whenever the Elector committed some folly; and when he behaved

better he used also to tell me of it. I rather think he must have been

forbidden to visit me, for latterly I never saw him. None of the

Elector's suite have visited me, and I presume they have been prevented.

This Prince's amorous intrigues have been by no means agreeable to the

King. The Elector was so fond of grisettes that, when the King was

giving names to each of the roads through the wood, he was exceedingly

anxious that one of them should be called L'Allee des Grisettes; but the

King would not consent to it. The Elector has perpetuated his race in

the villages; and two country girls have been pointed out to me who were

pregnant by him at his departure.

His marriage with a Polish Princess is a striking proof that a man cannot

avoid his fate. This was not a suitable match for him, and was managed

almost without his knowledge, as I have been told. His Councillors,

having been bought over, patched up the affair; and when the Elector only

caused it to be submitted for their deliberation, it was already decided

on.

This Elector's brother must have been made a Bishop of Cologne and

Munster without the production of proof of his nobility being demanded;

for it is well known that the King Sobieski was a Polish nobleman, who

married the daughter of Darquin, Captain of our late Monsieur's Swiss

Guards. Great suspicions are entertained respecting the children of the

Bavaria family, that is, the Elector and his brothers, who are thought to

have been the progeny of an Italian doctor named Simoni. It was said at

Court that the doctor had only given the Elector and his wife a strong

cordial, the effect of which had been to increase their family; but they

are all most suspiciously like the doctor.

I have heard it said that in England the people used to take my late

uncle, Rupert, for a sorcerer, and his large black dog for the Devil;

for this reason, when he joined the army and attacked the enemy, whole

regiments fled before him.

A knight of the Palatinate, who had served many years in India, told me

at Court in that country the first Minister and the keeper of the seals

hated each other mortally. The latter having one day occasion for the

seals, found they had been taken from the casket in which they were

usually kept. He was of course greatly terrified, for his head depended

upon their production. He went to one of his friends, and consulted with

him what he should do. His friend asked him if he had any enemies at

Court. "Yes," replied the keeper of the seals, "the chief Minister is my

mortal foe."--"So much the better," replied his friend; "go and set fire

to your house directly; take out of it nothing but the casket in which

the seals were kept, and take it directly to the chief Minister, telling

him you know no one with whom you can more safely deposit it; then go

home again and save whatever you can. When the fire shall be

extinguished, you must go to the King, and request him to order the chief

Minister to restore you the seals; and you must be sure to open the

casket before the Prince. If the seals are there, all will be explained;

if the Minister has not restored them, you must accuse him at once of

having stolen them; and thus you will be sure to ruin your enemy and

recover your seals." The keeper of the seals followed his friend's

advice exactly, and the seals were found again in the casket.

As soon as a royal child, which they call here un Enfant de France, is

born, and has been swaddled, they put on him a grand cordon; but they do

not create him a knight of the order until he has communicated; the

ceremony is then performed in the ordinary manner.

The ladies of chancellors here have the privilege of the tabouret when

they come to the toilette; but in the afternoon they are obliged to

stand. This practice began in the days of Marie de Medicis, when a

chancellor's wife happened to be in great favour. As she had a lame foot

and could not stand up, the Queen, who would have her come to visit her

every morning, allowed her to sit down. From this time the custom of

these ladies sitting in the morning has been continued.

In the reign of Henri IV. the King's illegitimate children took

precedence of the Princes of the House of Lorraine. On the day after the

King's death, the Duc de Verneuil was about to go before the Duc de

Guise, when the latter, taking him by the arm, said, "That might have

been yesterday, but to-day matters are altered."

Two young Duchesses, not being able to see their lovers, invented the

following stratagem to accomplish their wishes. These two sisters had

been educated in a convent some leagues distant from Paris. A nun of

their acquaintance happening to die there, they pretended to be much

afflicted at it, and requested permission to perform the last duties to

her, and to be present at her funeral. They were believed to be sincere,

and the permission they asked was readily granted them. In the funeral

procession it was perceived that, besides the two ladies, there were two

other persons whom no one knew. Upon being asked who they were, they

replied they were poor priests in need of protection; and that, having

learnt two Duchesses were to be present at the funeral, they had come to

the convent for the purpose of imploring their good offices. When they

were presented to them, the young ladies said they would interrogate them

after the service in their chambers. The young priests waited upon them

at the time appointed, and stayed there until the evening. The Abbess,

who began to think their audience was too long, sent to beg the priests

would retire. One of them seemed very melancholy, but the other laughed

as if he would burst his sides. This was the Duc de Richelieu; the other

was the Chevalier de Guemene, the younger son of the Duke of that name.

The gentlemen themselves divulged the adventure.

The King's illegitimate children, fearing that they should be treated in

the same way as the Princes of the blood, have for some months past been

engaged in drawing a strong party of the nobility to their side, and have

presented a very unjust petition against the Dukes and Peers. My son has

refused to receive this petition, and has interdicted them from holding

assemblies, the object of which he knows would tend to revolt. They

have, nevertheless, continued them at the instigations of the Duc du

Maine and his wife, and have even carried their insolence so far as to

address a memorial to my son and another to the Parliament, in which they

assert that it is within the province of the nobility alone to decide

between the Princes of the blood and the legitimated Princes. Thirty of

them have signed this memorial, of whom my son has had six arrested;

three of them have been sent to the Bastille, and the other three to

Vincennes; they are MM. de Chatillon, de Rieux, de Beaufremont, de

Polignac, de Clermont, and d'O. The last was the Governor of the Comte

de Toulouse, and remains with him. Clermont's wife is one of the

Duchesse de Berri's ladies. She is not the most discreet person in the

world, and has been long in the habit of saying to any one who would

listen to her, "Whatever may come of it, my husband and I are willing to

risk our lives for the Comte de Toulouse." It is therefore evident that

all this proceeds from the bastards. But I must expose still further the

ingratitude of these people. Chatillon is a poor gentleman, whose father

held a small employment under M. Gaston, one of those offices which

confer the privilege of the entree to the antechambers, and the holders

of which do not sit in the carriage with their masters. The two

descendants, as they call themselves, of the house of Chatillon, insist

that this Chatillon, who married an attorney's daughter, is descended

from the illegitimate branches of that family. His son was a subaltern

in the Body Guard. In the summer time, when the young officers went to

bathe, they used to take young Chatillon with them to guard their

clothes, and for this office they gave him a crown for his supper.

Monsieur having taken this poor person into his service, gave him a

cordon bleu, and furnished him with money to commence a suit which he

subsequently gained against the House of Chatillon, and they were

compelled to recognize him. He then made him a Captain in the Guards;

gave him a considerable pension, which my son continued, and permitted

him also to have apartments in the Palais Royal. In these very

apartments did this ungrateful man hold those secret meetings, the end of

which was proposed to be my son's ruin. Rieux's grandfather had

neglected to uphold the honour to which he was entitled, of being called

the King's cousin. My son restored him to this honour, gave his brother

a place in the gendarmerie, and rendered him many other services.

Chatillon tried particularly to excite the nobility against my son; and

this is the recompense for all his kindness. My son's wife is gay and

content, in the hope that all will go well with her brothers.

That old Maintenon has continued pretty tranquil until the termination of

the process relating to the legitimation of the bastards. No one has

heard her utter a single expression on the subject. This makes me

believe that she has some project in her head, but I cannot tell what it

is.

A monk, who was journeying a few days ago to Luzarche, met upon the road

a stranger, who fell into conversation with him. He was an agreeable

companion, and related various adventures very pleasantly. Having

learned from the monk that he was charged with the rents of the convent,

to which some estates in the neighbourhood of Luzarche belonged, the

stranger told him that he belonged to that place, whither he was

returning after a long journey; and then observing to the monk that the

road they were pursuing was roundabout, he pointed out to him a nearer

one through the forest. When they had reached the thickest part of the

wood, the stranger alighted, and, seizing the bridle of the monk's horse,

demanded his money. The monk replied that he thought he was travelling

with an honest man, and that he was astonished at so singular a demand.

The stranger replied that he had no time for trifling, and that the monk

must either give up his money or his life. The monk replied, "I never

carry money about me; but if you will let me alight and go to my servant,

who carries my money, I will bring you 1,000 francs."

The robber suffered the monk to alight, who went to his servant, and,

taking from him the 1,000 francs which were in a purse, he at the same

time furnished himself with a loaded pistol which he concealed in his

sleeve. When he returned to the thief, he threw down the purse, and, as

the robber stooped to pick it up, the monk fired and shot him dead; then,

remounting his horse, he hastened to apply to the police, and related his

adventure. A patrole was sent back with him to the wood, and, upon

searching the robber, there were found in his pockets six whistles of

different sizes; they blew the largest of the number, upon which ten

other armed robbers soon afterwards appeared; they defended themselves,

but eventually two of them were killed and the others taken.

The Chevalier Schaub, who was employed in State affairs by Stanhope, the

English Minister, brought with him a secretary, to whom the Prince of

Wales had entrusted sixty guineas, to be paid to a M. d'Isten, who had

made a purchase of some lace to that amount for the Princess of Wales;

the brother of M. d'Isten, then living in London, had also given the same

secretary 200 guineas, to be delivered to his brother at Paris. When the

secretary arrived he enquired at the Ambassador's where M. d'Isten lived,

and, having procured his address, he went to the house and asked for the

German gentleman. A person appeared, who said, "I am he." The secretary

suspecting nothing, gave him the Prince of Wales' letter and the sixty

guineas. The fictitious d'Isten, perceiving that the secretary had a

gold watch, and a purse containing fifty other guineas, detained him to

supper; but no sooner had the secretary drank some wine than he was

seized with an invincible desire to go to sleep. "My good friend," said

his host, "your journey has fatigued you; you had better undress and lie

down on my bed for a short time." The secretary, who could not keep his

eyes open, consented; and no sooner had he lain down than he was asleep.

Some time after, his servant came to look for him, and awoke him; the

bottles were still standing before the bed, but the poor secretary's

pockets were emptied, and the sharper who had personated M. d'Isten had

disappeared with their valuable contents.

The Princesse Maubuisson was astonishingly pleasant and amiable. I was

always delighted to visit her, and never felt myself tired in her

society. I soon found myself in much greater favour than any other of

her nieces, because I could converse with her about almost everybody she

had known in the whole course of her life, which the others could not.

She used frequently to talk German with me, which she knew very well; and

she told me all her adventures. I asked her how she could accustom

herself to the monastic life. She laughed and said, "I never speak to

the nuns but to give orders." She had a deaf nun with her in her own

chamber, that she might not feel any desire to speak. She told me that

she had always been fond of a country life, and that she still could

fancy herself a country girl. "But," I asked her, "how do you like

getting up and going to church in the middle of the night?" She replied

that she did as the painters do, who increase the splendour of their

light by the introduction of deep shadows. She had in general the

faculty of giving to all things a turn which deprived them of their

absurdity.

I have often heard M. Bernstorff spoken of by a person who was formerly

very agreeable to him; I mean the Duchess of Mecklenbourg, the Duc de

Luxembourg's sister. She praised his talents very highly, and assured me

that it was she who gave him to the Duke George William.

The wife of the Marechal de Villars is running after the Comte de

Toulouse. My son is also in her good graces, and is not a whit more

discreet. Marechal de Villars came one day to see me; and, as he

pretends to understand medals, he asked to see mine. Baudelot, who is a

very honest and clever man, and in whose keeping they are, was desired to

show them; he is not the most cautious man in the world, and is very

little acquainted with what is going on at Court. He had written a

dissertation upon one of my medals, in which he proved, against the

opinion of other learned men, that the horned head which it displayed was

that of Pan and not of Jupiter Ammon. Honest Baudelot, to display his

erudition, said to the Marshal, "Ah, Monseigneur, this is one of the

finest medals that Madame possesses: it is the triumph of Cornificius; he

has, you see, all sorts of horns. He was like you, sir, a great general;

he wears the horns of Juno and Faunus. Cornificius was, as you probably

well know, sir, a very able general." Here I interrupted him. "Let us

pass on," I said, "to the other medal; if you stop in this manner at

each, you will not have time to show the whole."

But he, full of his subject, returned to it. "Ah, Madame," he went on,

"this is worthy of more attention than perhaps any other; Cornificius is,

indeed, one of the most rare medals in the world. Look at it, Madame;

I beg you to observe it narrowly; here, you see, is Juno crowned, and she

is also crowning this great general." All that I could say to him was

not sufficient to prevent Baudelot talking to the Marshal of horns.

"Monseigneur," he said, "is well versed in all these matters, and I want

him to see that I am right in insisting that these horns are those of

Faunus, not those of Jupiter Ammon."

All the people who were in the chamber, with difficulty refrained from

bursting into a loud laugh. If the plan had been laid for the purpose,

it could not have succeeded better. When the Marshal had gone, I, too,

indulged myself by joining in the laugh. It was with great difficulty

that I could make Baudelot understand he had done wrong.

The same Baudelot, one day at a masked ball, had been saying a great many

civil things to the Dowager Madame, who was there masked, and whom,

therefore, he did not know. When he came and saw that it was Madame, he

was terrified with affright: the Princess laughed beyond measure at it.

Our Princes here have no particular costume. When they go to the

Parliament they wear only a cloak, which, in my opinion, has a very

vulgar appearance; and the more so, as they wear the 'collet' without a

cravat. Those of the Royal Family have no privileges above the other

Dukes, excepting in their seats and the right of crossing over the

carpet, which is allowed to none but them. The President, when he

addresses them, is uncovered, but keeps his hat on when he speaks to

everybody else. This is the cause of those great disputes which the

Princes of the blood have had with the bastards, as may be seen by their

memorial. The Presidents of the Parliament wear flame-coloured robes

trimmed with ermine at the neck and sleeves.

The Comtesse de Soissons, Angelique Cunegonde, the daughter of

Francois-Henri de Luxembourg, has, it must be confessed, a considerable

share of virtue and of wit; but she has also her faults, like the rest

of the world. It may be said of her that she is truly a poor Princess.

Her husband, Louis-Henri, Chevalier de Soissons, was very ugly, having a

very long hooked nose, and eyes extremely close to it. He was as yellow

as saffron; his mouth was extremely small for a man, and full of bad

teeth of a most villanous odour; his legs were ugly and clumsy; his

knees and feet turned inwards, which made him look when he was walking

like a parrot; and his manner of making a bow was bad. He was rather

short than otherwise; but he had fine hair and a large quantity of it.

He was rather good-looking when a child. I have seen portraits of him

painted at that period. If the Comtesse de Soissons' son had resembled

his mother, he would have been very well, for her features are good, and

nothing could be better than her, eyes, her mouth, and the turn of her

face; only her nose was too large and thick, and her skin was not fine

enough.

Whoever is like the Prince Eugene in person cannot be called a handsome

man; he is shorter than his elder brother, but, with the exception of

Prince Eugene, all the rest of them are good for nothing. The youngest,

Prince Philippe, was a great madman, and died of the small-pox at Paris.

He was of a very fair complexion, had an ungraceful manner, and always

looked distracted. He had a nose like a hawk, a large mouth, thick lips,

and hollow cheeks; in all respects I thought he was like his elder

brother. The third brother, who was called the Chevalier de Savoie, died

in consequence of a fall from his horse. The Prince Eugene was a younger

brother: he had two sisters, who were equally ugly; one of them is dead,

and the other is still living (1717) in a convent in Savoy. The elder

was of a monstrous shape, but a mere dwarf. She led a very irregular

life. She afterwards ran away with a rogue, the Abbe de la Bourlie, whom

she obliged to marry her at Geneva; they used to beat each other. She is

now dead.

Prince Eugene was not in his younger days so ugly as he has become since;

but he never was good-looking, nor had he any nobility in his manner.

His eyes were pretty good, but his nose, and two large teeth which he

displayed whenever he opened his mouth, completely spoilt his face. He

was besides always very filthy, and his coarse hair was never dressed.

This Prince is little addicted to women, and, during the whole time that

he has been here, I never heard one mentioned who has pleased him, or

whom he has distinguished or visited more than another.

His mother took no care of him; she brought him up like a scullion, and

liked better to stake her money at play than to expend it upon her

youngest son. This is the ordinary practice of women in this country.

They will not yet believe that the Persian Ambassador was an impostor;

[This embassy was always equivocal, and even something more. From

all that can be understood of it, it would seem that a Minister of

one of the Persian provinces, a sort of Intendant de Languedoc, as

we might say, had commissioned this pretended Ambassador to manage

for him some commercial affairs with certain merchants, and that for

his own amusement the agent chose to represent the Persian

Ambassador. It is said, too, that Pontchartrain, under whose

department this affair fell, would not expose the trick, that the

King might be amused, and that he might recommend himself to His

Majesty's favour by making him believe that the Sophy had sent him

an Ambassador.--Notes to Dangeau's Journal.]

it is quite certain that he was a clumsy fellow, although he had some

sense. There was an air of magnificence about the way in which he gave

audience. He prevailed upon a married woman, who was pregnant by him,

to abjure Christianity. It is true she was not a very respectable

person, being the illegitimate daughter of my son's chief almoner, the

Abbe de Grancey, who always kept a little seraglio. In order to carry

her away with him, the Ambassador had her fastened up in a box filled

with holes, and then begged that no person might be allowed to touch it,

being, as he said, filled with the sacred books written by Mahomet

himself, which would be polluted by the contact of Christians. Upon this

pretence the permission was given, and by these means the woman was

carried off. I cannot believe the story which is told of this Ambassador

having had 10,000 louis d'or given him.

I had the misfortune to displease the Margrave John Frederic of Anspach.

He brought me a letter from my brother and his wife, both of whom begged

I would assist him with my advice. I therefore thought that by

counselling him as I should have counselled my own brother I should be

rendering him the best service. When he arrived he was in deep mourning

for his first wife, who had then not been dead three months. I asked him

what he proposed to do in France? He replied "that he was on his way to

England, but that before his departure he should wish to pay his respects

to the King." I asked him if he had anything to solicit from the King or

to arrange with him. He replied "he had not."--"Then," I said, "I would

advise you, if you will permit me, to send the principal person of your

suite to the King to make your compliments, to inform him that you are

going to England, and that you would not have failed to wait upon him,

but that, being in mourning for your wife, your respect for him prevented

your appearing before him in so melancholy a garb"--"But," he rejoined,

"I am very fond of dancing, and I wish to go to the ball; now I cannot go

thither until I have first visited the King."--"For God's sake," I said,

"do not go to the ball; it is not the custom here. You will be laughed

at, and the more particularly so because the Marechal de Grammont, who

presented you to the King some years ago, said that you could find

nothing to praise in the whole of France, with the exception of a little

goldfinch in the King's cabinet which whistled airs. I recommend you not

to go to see the King, nor to be present at the ball." He was angry, and

said "he saw very well that I discountenanced German Princes, and did not

wish them to be presented to the King." I replied "that the advice I had

given him sprang from the best intentions, and was such as I would have

given to my own brother." He went away quite angry to Marechal

Schomberg's, where he complained of my behaviour to him. The Marshal

asked him what I had said, which he repeated word for word. The Marshal

told him that I had advised him well, and that he was himself of my

opinion. Nevertheless, the Margrave persisted on being presented to the

King, whither he prevailed upon the Marshal to accompany him, and went

the next day to the ball. He was extremely well dressed in

half-mourning, with white lace over the black, fine blue ribands, black

and white laces, and rheingraves, which look well upon persons of a good

figure; in short, he was magnificently dressed, but improperly, for a

widower in the first stage of his mourning. He would have seated himself

within the King's circle, where none but the members of the Royal Family

and the King's grandchildren are allowed to sit; the Princes of the blood

even are not allowed to do so, and therefore foreign Princes can of

course have no right. The Margrave then began to repent not having

believed me, and early the next morning he set off.

Prince Ragotzky is under great obligations to his wife, who saved his

life and delivered him from prison. Some person was repeating things to

her disadvantage, but he interrupted them by saying, "She saved my head

from the axe, and this prevents my having any right to reprove too

strictly whatever she may choose to do; for this reason I shall not thank

any person who speaks to me upon the subject."

[Louis XIV. gave to the Prince Ragotsky, who in France took the

title of Comte de Saaross, 200,000 crowns upon the Maison de Ville,

and a pension of 2,000 crowns per month besides.]

Beatrice Eleanora, the Queen of James II., was always upon such good

terms with Maintenon that it is impossible to believe our late King was

ever fond of her. I have seen a book, entitled "L'ancien Ward protecteur

du nouveau," in 12mo, in which is related a gallantry between the Queen

and the Pere la Chaise. The confessor was then eighty years of age, and

not unlike an ass; his ears were very long, his mouth very wide, his head

very large, and his body very long. It was an ill-chosen joke. This

libel was even less credible than what was stated about the King himself.

The Monks of Saint Mihiel possess the original manuscripts of the Memoirs

of Cardinal Retz. They have had them printed and are selling them at

Nancy; but in this copy there are many omissions. A lady at Paris,

Madame Caumartin, has a copy in which there is not a word deficient; but

she obstinately refused to lend it that the others may be made complete.

When an Ambassador would make his entry at Paris he has himself announced

some days before by the officers whose duty it is to introduce

Ambassadors, in order that the usual compliments may be paid him. To

royal Ambassadors a chevalier d'honneur is sent, to those from Venice or

Holland the first equerry, and when he is absent or unwell the chief

Maitre d'Hotel, who is also sent to the Ambassador from Malta.

The English ladies are said to be much given to running away with their

lovers. I knew a Count von Konigsmark, whom a young English lady

followed in the dress of a page. He had her with him at Chambord, and,

as there was no room for her in the castle, he lodged her under a tent

which he had put up in the forest. When we were at the chase one day he

told me this adventure. As I had a great curiosity to see her, I rode

towards the tent, and never in my life did I see anything prettier than

this girl in the habit of a page. She had large and beautiful eyes, a

charming little nose, and an elegant mouth and teeth. She smiled when

she saw me, for she suspected that the Count had told me the whole story.

Her hair was a beautiful chestnut colour, and hung about her neck in

large curls. After their departure from Chambord, while they were at an

inn upon their way to Italy, the innkeeper's wife ran to the Count,

crying, "Sir, make haste upstairs, for your page is lying-in." She was

delivered of a girl, and the mother and child were soon afterwards placed

in a convent near Paris. While the Count lived he took great care of

her, but he died in the Morea, and his pretended page did not long

survive him; she displayed great piety in the hour of death. A friend of

the Count's, and a nephew of Madame de Montespan, took care of the child,

and after his death the King gave the little creature a pension. I

believe she is still (1717) in the convent.

The Abbe Perrault founded an annual funeral oration for the Prince de

Conde in the Jesuits' Church, where his heart is deposited. I shall not

upon this occasion call to mind his victories, his courage in war, or his

timidity at Court; these are things well known throughout France.

A gentleman of my acquaintance at Paris heard a learned Abbe, who was in

the confidence of Descartes, say that the philosopher used often to laugh

at his own system, and said, "I have cut them out some work: we shall see

who will be fools enough to undertake it."

That old Beauvais, the Queen-mother's first femme de chambre, was

acquainted with the secret of her marriage, and this obliged the Queen to

put up with whatever the confidante chose to do. From this circumstance

has arisen that custom which gives femmes de chambre so much authority in

our apartments. The Queen-mother, the widow of Louis XIII., not

contented with loving Cardinal Mazarin, went the absurd length of

marrying him. He was not a priest, and therefore was not prevented by

his orders from contracting matrimony. He soon, however, got very tired

of the poor Queen, and treated her dreadfully ill, which is the ordinary

result in such marriages. But it is the vice of the times to contract

clandestine marriages. The Queen-mother of England, the widow of Charles

II., made such an one in marrying her chevalier d'honneur, who behaved

very ill to her; while the poor Queen was in want of food and fuel, he

had a good fire in his apartment, and was giving great dinners. He

called himself Lord Germain, Earl of St. Albans; he never addressed a

kind expression to the Queen. As to the Queen-mother's marriage, all the

circumstances relating to it are now well enough known. The secret

passage by which he went nightly to the Palais Royal may still be seen;

when she used to visit him, he was in the habit of saying, "what does

this woman want with me?" He was in love with a lady of the Queen's

suite, whom I knew very well: she had apartments in the Palais Royal, and

was called Madame de Bregie. As she was very pretty, she excited a good

deal of passion; but she was a very honest lady, who served the Queen

with great fidelity, and was the cause of the Cardinal's living upon

better terms with the Queen than before. She had very good sense.

Monsieur loved her for her fidelity to the Queen his mother. She has

been dead now four-and-twenty years (1717).

The Princesse de Deux Ponts has recently furnished another instance of

the misfortune which usually attends the secret marriages of ladies of

high birth. She married her equerry, was very ill-treated by him, and

led a very miserable life; but she deserved all she met with and I

foresaw it. She was with me at the Opera once, and insisted at all

events that her equerry should sit behind her. "For God's sake," I said

to her, "be quiet, and give yourself no trouble about this Gerstorf; you

do not know the manners of this country; when folks perceive you are so

anxious about that man, they will think you are in love with him." I did

not know then how near this was to the truth. She replied, "Do people,

then, in this country take no care of their servants?"--"Oh, yes,"

I said, "they request some of their friends to carry them to the Opera,

but they do not go with them."

M. Pentenrieder is a perfect gentleman, extremely well-bred, totally

divested of the vile Austrian manners, and speaks good German instead of

the jargon of Austria. While he was staying here, the Fair of

Saint-Germain commenced; a giant, who came to Paris for the purpose of

exhibiting himself, having accidentally met M. Pentenrieder, said as soon

as he saw him, "It's all over with me: I shall not go into the fair; for

who will give money to see me while this man shows himself for nothing?"

and he really went away. M. Pentenrieder pleased everybody. Count

Zinzendorf, who succeeded him, did not resemble him at all, but was a

perfect Austrian in his manners and his language.

I have heard that it was from the excitement of insulted honour that

Ravaillac was induced to murder Henri IV.; for that the King had seduced

his sister, and had abandoned her during her pregnancy: the brother then

swore he would be avenged on the King. Some persons even accuse the Duc

d'Epernon, who was seated in the coach in such a manner that he might

have warded off the blow, but he is said to have drawn back and given the

assassin an opportunity to strike.

When I first came to France I found in it such an assemblage of talent as

occurs but in few ages. There was Lulli in music; Beauchamp in ballets;

Corneille and Racine in tragedy; Moliere in comedy; La Chamelle and La

Beauval, actresses; and Baron, Lafleur, Toriliere, and Guerin, actors.

Each of these persons was excellent in his way. La Ducloa and La Raisin

were also very good; the charms of the latter had even penetrated the

thick heart of our Dauphin, who loved her very tenderly: her husband was

excellent in comic parts. There was also a very good harlequin, and as

good a scaramouch. Among the best performers at the Opera were Clediere,

Pomereuil, Godenarche, Dumenil, La Rochechouard, Maury, La Saint

Christophe, La Brigogne, La Beaucreux. All that we see and hear now do

not equal them.

That which pleased me most in Beauvernois' life is the answer he made to

the Prince of Vaudemont. When he was fleeing, and had arrived at

Brussels, he gave himself out for a Prince of Lorraine. M. de Vaudemont

sent for him, and, upon seeing him, said,--"I know all the Princes of

Lorraine, but I do not know you."--"I assure you, sir," replied

Beauvernois, "that I am as much a Prince of Lorraine as you are."

I like that Mercy who tricked his master, the Duc de Lorraine. When he

reached Nancy he requested the Duke to recruit three regiments, which he

said should be his own. The Duke did recruit them, fully persuaded they

were to be his; but when the companies were filled, Mercy begged the

Emperor to give them to him, and he actually obtained them; so that the

Duke had not the appointment of a single officer.

The poor Duchess of Mecklenbourg, the wife of Christian Louis, was a very

good woman when one was thoroughly acquainted with her. She told me the

whole history of her intrigue with Bernstorff. She regulated her

household very well, and had always two carriages. She did not affect

the splendour of a sovereign; but she kept up her rank better than the

other Duchesses, and I liked her the better for this. The husband,

Christian Louis of Mecklenbourg, was a notable fool. He one day demanded

an audience of the King, under the pretence of having something of

importance to say to him. Louis XIV. was then more than forty years old.

When the Duke found himself in the King's presence, he said to him,

"Sire, you seem to me to have grown." The King laughed, and said,

"Monsieur, I am past the age of growing."--"Sire," rejoined the Duke,

"do you know everybody says I am very much like you, and quite as

good-looking as you are?"--"That is very probable," said the King, still

laughing. The audience was then finished, and the Duke went away. This

fool could never engage his brother-in-law's favour, for M. de Luxembourg

had no regard for him.

When the Queen had the government of the country, all the females of the

Court, even to the very servants, became intriguers. They say it was the

most ridiculous thing in the world to see the eagerness with which women

meddled with the Queen-mother's regency. At the commencement she knew

nothing at all. She made a present to her first femme de chambre of five

large farms, upon which the whole Court subsisted. When she went to the

Council to propose the affair, everybody laughed, and she was asked how

she proposed to live. She was quite astonished when the thing was

explained to her, for she thought she had only given away five ordinary

farms. This anecdote is very true and was related to me by the old

Chancellor Le Tellier, who was present at the Council. She is said often

to have laughed as she confessed her ignorance. Many other things of a

similar nature happened during the regency.

There is a Bishop of a noble family, tolerably young but very ugly, who

was at first so devout that he thought of entering La Trappe; he wore his

hair combed down straight, and dared not look a woman in the face.

Having learned that in the city where he held his see there was a frail

fair one, whose gallantries had become notorious, he felt a great desire

to convert her and to make her come to the confessional. She was, it is

said, a very pretty woman, and had, moreover, a great deal of wit.

No sooner had the Bishop began to visit than he began to pay attention to

his hair: first he powdered it, and then he had it dressed. At length he

swallowed the bait so completely, that he neither quitted the fair siren

by night nor by day. His clergy ventured to exhort him to put an end to

this scandal, but he replied that, if they did not cease their

remonstrances, he would find means of making them. At length he even

rode through the city in his carriage with his fair penitent.

The people became so enraged at this that they pelted him with stones.

His relations repaired to his diocese for the purpose of exhorting him in

their turn, but he would only receive his mother, and would not even

follow her advice. His relations then applied to the Regent to summon

the lady to Paris. She came, but her lover followed and recovered her;

at length she was torn from him by a lettre-de-cachet, and taken from his

arms to a house of correction. The Bishop is in a great rage, and

declares that he will never forgive his family for the affront which has

been put upon him (1718).

The Queen-mother is said to have eaten four times a day in a frightful

manner, and this practice is supposed to have brought on that cancer in

the breast, which she sought to conceal by strong Spanish perfumes, and

of which she died.

Those female branches of the French Royal Family, who are called Enfants

de France, all bear the title of Madame. For this reason it is that in

the brevets they are called Madame la Duchesse de Berri; Madame la

Duchesse d'Orleans; but in conversation they are called the Duchesse de

Berri, the Duchesse d'Orleans; or, rather, one should say, Madame de

Berri will have it so with respect to herself. The title of Duchesse

d'Orleans belongs to Madame la Duchesse d'Orleans, as granddaughter.

Such is the custom prevalent here. The brother and the sister-in-law of

the King are called simply Monsieur and Madame, and these titles are also

contained in my brevets; but I suffer myself to be called commonly Madame

la Duchesse d'Orleans. Madame de Berri will be called Madame la Duchess

de Berri, because, being only an Enfant de France of the third descent,

she has need of that title to set off her relationship. There is nothing

to be said for this: if there were any unmarried daughters of the late

King, each would be called Madame, with the addition of their baptismal

name.

It seems that Queen Mary of England was something of a coquette in

Holland. Comte d'Avaux, the French Ambassador, told me himself that he

had had a secret interview with her at the apartments of one of the

Queen's Maids of Honour, Madame Treslane. The Prince of Orange, becoming

acquainted with the affair, dismissed the young lady, but invented some

other pretext that the real cause might not be known.

Three footmen had a quarrel together; two of them refused to admit the

third to their table, saying, "as he and his master only serve a

president's wife, he cannot presume to compare himself with us, who serve

Princesses and Duchesses." The rejected footman called another fellow to

his aid, and a violent squabble ensued. The commissaire was called: he

found that they served three brothers, the sons of a rich merchant at

Rouen; two of them had bought companies in the French Guards; one of the

two had an intrigue with the wife of Duc d'Abret, and the other with the

Duchesse de Luxembourg, while the third was only engaged with the wife of

a president. The two former were called Colande and Maigremont; and, as

at the same time the Duc d'Abret, the son of the Duc de Bouillon, was in

love with the lady of the President Savari.

The Envoy from Holstein, M. Dumont, was very much attached to Madame de

La Rochefoucauld, one of Madame de Berri's 'dames du palais'. She was

very pretty, but gifted with no other than personal charms. Some one was

joking her on this subject, and insinuated that she had treated her lover

very favourably. "Oh! no," she replied, "that is impossible, I assure

you, entirely impossible." When she was urged to say what constituted

the impossibility, she replied, "If I tell, you will immediately agree

with me that it is quite impossible." Being pressed still further, she

said, with a very serious air, "Because he is a Protestant!"

When the marriage of Monsieur was declared, he said to Saint-Remi, "Did

you know that I was married to the Princesse de Lorraine?"--

"No, Monsieur," replied the latter; "I knew very well that you lived with

her, but I did not think you would have married her."

Queen Marie de Medicis, the wife of Henri IV., was one day walking at the

Tuileries with her son, the Dauphin, when the King's mistress came into

the garden, having also her son with her. The mistress said very,

insolently, to the Queen, "There are our two Dauphins walking together,

but mine is a fairer one than yours" The Queen gave her a smart box on

the ear, and said at the same time, "Let this impertinent woman be taken

away." The mistress ran instantly to Henri IV. to complain, but the

King, having heard her story, said, "This is your own fault; why did you

not speak to the Queen with the respect which you owe to her?"

Madame de Fiennes, who in her youth had been about the Queen-mother, used

always to say to the late Monsieur, "The Queen, your mother, was a very

silly woman; rest her soul!" My aunt, the Abbess of Maubuisson, told me

that she saw at the Queen's a man who was called "the repairer of the

Queen's face;" that Princess, as well as all the ladies of the Court,

wore great quantities of paint.

On account of the great services which the House of Arpajon in France had

rendered to the Order of Malta, a privilege was formerly granted that the

second son of that family, should at his birth become a Knight of the

Order without the necessity of any proof or any inquiry as to his mother.

The Czar Peter I. is not mad; he has sense enough, and if he had not

unfortunately been so brutally educated he would have made a good prince.

The way in which he behaved to his Czarowitz (Alexis) is horrible. He

gave his word that he would do him no injury, and afterwards poisoned him

by means of the Sacrament. This is so impious and abominable that I can

never forgive him for it (1719).

The last Duc d'Ossuna had, it is said, a very beautiful, but at the same

time a passionate and jealous wife. Having learnt that her husband had

chosen a very fine stuff for the dress of his mistress, an actress, she

went to the merchant and procured it of him. He, thinking it was

intended for her, made no scruple of delivering it to her. After it was

made up she put it on, and, showing it to her husband, said, "Do not you

think it is very beautiful?" The husband, angry at the trick, replied,

"Yes, the stuff is very beautiful, but it is put to an unworthy use."

"That is what everybody says of me," retorted the Duchess.

At Fontainebleau in the Queen's cabinet may be seen the portrait of La

Belle Terronniere, who was so much beloved by Francois I., and who was

the unwitting cause of his death.

I have often walked at night in the gallery at Fontainebleau where the

King's ghost is said to appear, but the good Francois I. never did me

the honour to show himself. Perhaps it was because he thought my prayers

were not efficacious enough to draw him from purgatory, and in this I

think he was quite right.

King James II. died with great firmness and resolution, and without any

bigotry; that is to say, very differently from the manner in which he had

lived. I saw and spoke to him four-and-twenty hours before his death.

"I hope," I said, "soon to hear of your Majesty's getting better." He

smiled and said, "If I should die, shall I not have lived long enough?"

I hardly know how to rejoice at the accession of our Prince George to the

Throne of England, for I have no confidence in the English people. I

remember still too well the fine speeches which were made here not long

ago by Lord Peterborough. I would rather that our Elector was Emperor of

Germany, and I wish that the King who is here (James II.) was again in

possession of England, because the kingdom belongs to him. I fear that

the inconstancy of the English will in the end produce some scheme which

may be injurious to us. Perhaps there was never in any nation a King who

had been crowned with more eclat, or tumultuous joy than James II.; and

yet the same nation since persecuted him in the most pitiless manner, and

has so tormented his innocent son that he can scarcely find an asylum

after all his heavy misfortunes.

[The Duchesse D'Orleans was, by the mother's side, granddaughter of

James I, which explains the interest she took in the fate of the

Stuart family.]

If the English were to be trusted I should say that it is fortunate the

Parliaments are in favour of George; but the more one reads the history

of English Revolutions, the more one is compelled to remark the eternal

hatred which the people of that nation have had towards their Kings, as

well as their fickleness (1714).

Have I not reason to fear on George's account since he has been made King

of England, and knowing as I do the desire he had to be King of another

country? I know the accursed English too well to trust them. May God

protect their Majesties the Princes, and all the family, but I confess I

fear for them greatly (1715).

The poor Princess of Wales

[Wilhelmina-Dorothea-Charlotte, daughter of John Frederick, Margrave

of Anspach, born in 1682, married to the Prince of Wales in 1706.

The particulars of the quarrel between George I. and his son, the

Prince of Wales, will be found in Cose's "Memoirs of Sir Robert

Walpole."]

has caused me great uneasiness since her letter of the 3rd (15th) of

February (1718). She has implored the King's pardon as one implores the

pardon of God, but without success. I know nothing about it, but dread

lest the Prince should partake his mother's disgrace. I think, however,

since the King has declared the Prince to be his son, he should treat him

as such, and not act so haughtily against the Princess, who has never

offended him, but has always treated him with the respect due to a

father. Nothing good can result from the present state of affairs; and

the King had better put an end to a quarrel which gives occasion to a

thousand impertinences, and revives awkward stories which were better

forgotten.

The King of England has returned to London in good health (1719). The

Prince of Wales causes me great anxiety. He thought he should do well to

send one of his gentlemen to his father, to assure him in most submissive

terms of the joy he felt at his happy return. The King not only would

not receive the letter, but he sent back the gentleman with a very harsh

rebuke, revoking at the same time the permission, which before his

journey he had given to the Prince of Wales, to see his daughter, whom

the Prince loves very tenderly; this really seems too severe. It may be

said that the King is rather descended from the race of the Czar than

from that of Brunswick and the Palatinate. Such conduct can do him no

good.

M. d'Entremont, the last Ambassador from Sicily, was upon the point of

departing, and had already had his farewell audience, when some

circumstance happened which compelled him to stay some time longer.

He found himself without a lodging, for his hotel had been already let.

A lady seeing the embarrassment in which Madame d'Entremont was thus

placed, said to her, "Madame, I have pleasure in offering you my house,

my own room, and my own bed." The Ambassador's lady not knowing what to

do, accepted the offer with great readiness. She went to the lady's

house, and as she is old and in ill health, she went to bed immediately.

Towards midnight she heard a noise like that of some person opening a

secret door. In fact, a door in the wall by the bedside was opened.

Some one entered, and began to undress. The lady called out, "Who is

there?" A voice replied, "It is I; be quiet." "Who are you?" asked the

lady. "What is the matter with you?" was the reply. "You were not wont

to be so particular. I am undressing, and shall come to bed directly."

At these words the lady cried out, "Thieves!" with all her might, and the

unknown person dressed himself quickly, and withdrew.

When the Electoral Prince of Saxony came hither, he addressed a pretty

compliment to the King, which we all thought was his own, and we

therefore conceived a very favourable notion of his parts. He did not,

however, keep up that good opinion, and probably the compliment was made

for him by the Elector-Palatine. The King desired the Duchesse de Berri

to show him about Marly. He walked with her for an hour without ever

offering her his arm or saying one word to her. While they were

ascending a small hill, the Palatine, his Governor, nodded to him; and as

the Prince did not understand what he meant, he was at length obliged to

say to him, "Offer your arm to the Duchesse de Berri." The Prince

obeyed, but without saying a word. When they reached the summit, "Here,"

said the Duchesse de Berri, "is a nice place for blindman's buff." Then,

for the first time, he opened his mouth, and said, "Oh, yes; I am very

willing to play." Madame de Berri was too much fatigued to play; but the

Prince continued amusing himself the whole day without offering the least

civility to the Duchess, who had taken such pains for him. This will

serve to show how puerile the Prince is.

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We have had here several good repartees of Duke Bernard von Weimar.

One day a young Frenchman asked him, "How happened it that you lost the

battle?"--"I will tell you, sir," replied the Duke, coolly; "I thought I

should win it, and so I lost it. But," he said, turning himself slowly

round, "who is the fool that asked me this question?"

Father Joseph was in great favour with Cardinal Richelieu, and was

consulted by him on all occasions. One day, when the Cardinal had

summoned Duke Bernard to the Council, Father Joseph, running his finger

over a map, said, "Monsieur, you must first take this city; then that,

and then that." The Duke Bernard listened to him for some time, and at

length said, "But, Monsieur Joseph, you cannot take cities with your

finger." This story always made the King laugh heartily.

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M. de Brancas was very deeply in love with the lady whom he married. On

his wedding-day he went to take a bath, and was afterwards going to bed

at the bath-house. "Why are you going to bed here, sir?" said his valet

de chambre; "do you not mean to go to your wife?"--"I had quite

forgotten," he replied. He was the Queen-mother's chevalier d'honneur.

One day, while she was at church, Brancas forgot that the Queen was

kneeling before him, for as her back was very round, her head could

hardly be seen when she hung it down. He took her for a prie-dieu, and

knelt down upon her, putting his elbows upon her shoulders. The Queen

was of course not a little surprised to find her chevalier d'honneur upon

her back, and all the bystanders were ready to die with laughing.

Dr. Chirac was once called to see a lady, and, while he was in her

bedchamber, he heard that the price of stock had considerably decreased.

As he happened to be a large holder of the Mississippi Bonds, he was

alarmed at the news; and being seated near the patient, whose pulse he

was feeling, he said with a deep sigh, "Ah, good God! they keep sinking,

sinking, sinking!" The poor sick lady hearing this, uttered a loud

shriek; the people ran to her immediately. "Ah," said she, "I shall die;

M. de Chirac has just said three times, as he felt my pulse, 'They keep

sinking!'" The Doctor recovered himself soon, and said, "You dream; your

pulse is very healthy, and you are very well. I was thinking of the

Mississippi stocks, upon which I lose my money, because their price

sinks." This explanation satisfied the sick lady.

The Duc de Sully was subject to frequent fits of abstraction. One day,

having dressed himself to go to church, he forgot nothing but his

breeches. This was in the winter; when he entered the church, he said,

"Mon Dieu, it is very cold to-day." The persons present said, "Not

colder than usual!"--"Then I am in a fever," he said. Some one suggested

that he had perhaps not dressed himself so warmly as usual, and, opening

his coat, the cause of his being cold was very apparent.

Our late King told me the following anecdote of Queen Christina of

Sweden: That Princess, instead of putting on a nightcap, wrapped her head

up in a napkin. One night she could not sleep, and ordered the musicians

to be brought into her bedroom; where, drawing the bed-curtains, she

could not be seen by the musicians, but could hear them at her ease. At

length, enchanted at a piece which they had just played, she abruptly

thrust her head beyond the curtains, and cried out, "Mort diable! but

they sing delightfully!" At this grotesque sight, the Italians, and

particularly the castrati, who are not the bravest men in the world, were

so frightened that they were obliged to stop short.

In the great gallery at Fontainebleau may still be seen the blood of the

man whom she caused to be assassinated; it was to prevent his disclosing

some secrets of which he was in possession that she deprived him of life.

He had, in fact, begun to chatter through jealousy of another person who

had gained the Queen's favour. Christina was very vindictive, and given

up to all kinds of debauchery.

Duke Frederick Augustus of Brunswick was delighted with Christina; he

said that he had never in his life met a woman who had so much wit, and

whose conversation was so truly diverting; he added that it was

impossible to be dull with her for a moment. I observed to him that the

Queen in her conversation frequently indulged in very filthy discussions.

"That is true," replied he, "but she conceals such things in so artful a

manner as to take from them all their disgusting features." She never

could be agreeable to women, for she despised them altogether.

Saint Francois de Sales, who founded the order of the Sisters of Saint

Mary, had in his youth been extremely intimate with the Marechal de

Villeroi, the father of the present Marshal. The old gentleman could

therefore never bring himself to call his old friend a saint. When any

one spoke in his presence of Saint Francois de Sales, he used to say, "I

was delighted when I saw M. de Sales become a saint; he used to delight

in talking indecently, and always cheated at play; but in every other

respect he was one of the best gentlemen in the world, and perhaps one of

the most foolish."

M. de Cosnac, Archbishop of Aix, was at a very advanced age when he

learnt that Saint Francois de Sales had been canonized. "What!"

cried he, "M. de Geneve, my old friend? I am delighted at his good

fortune; he was a gallant man, an amiable man, and an honest man,

too, although he would sometimes cheat at piquet, at which we have

often played together."--"But, sir," said some one present, "is it

possible that a saint could be a sharper at play?"--"No," replied

the Archbishop, "he said, as a reason for it, that he gave all his

winnings to the poor." [Loisirs d'un homme d'etat, et Dictionnaire

Historique, tom. vii. Paris, 1810.]

While Frederick Charles de Wurtemberg, the administrateur of that duchy,

was staying at Paris, the Princesse Marianne de Wurtemberg, Duke Ulric's

daughter, was there also with her mother. Expecting then to marry her

cousin,

[The learned Journal of Gottengin for the year 1789, No. 30,

observes there must be some mistake here, because in 1689, when this

circumstance is supposed to have occurred, the administrateur had

been married seven years, and had children at Stuttgard.]

she had herself painted as Andromeda and her cousin as Perseus as the

latter wore no helmet, everybody could of course recognize him. But when

he went away without having married her, she had a casque painted, which

concealed the face, and said she would not have another face inserted

until she should be married. She was then about nineteen years old.

Her mother said once at Court, "My daughter has not come with me to-day

because she is gone to confess; but, poor child, what can she have to say

to her confessor, except that she has dropped some stitches in her work."

Madame de Fiennes, who was present, whispered, "The placid old fool!

as if a stout, healthy girl of nineteen had no other sins to confess

than having dropped some stitches."

A village pastor was examining his parishioners in their catechism. The

first question in the Heidelberg catechism is this: "What is thy only

consolation in life and in death?" A young girl, to whom the pastor put

this question, laughed, and would not answer. The priest insisted.

"Well, then," said she at length, "if I must tell you, it is the young

shoemaker who lives in the Rue Agneaux."

The late Madame de Nemours had charitably brought up a poor child.

When the child was about nine years old, she said to her benefactress,

"Madame, no one can be more grateful for your charity than I am, and I

cannot acknowledge it better than by telling everybody I am your

daughter; but do not be alarmed, I will not say that I am your lawful

child, only your illegitimate daughter."

The Memoirs of Queen Margaret of Navarre are merely a romance compared

with those of Mdlle. de La Force. The authoress's own life was a

romance. Being extremely poor, although of an ancient and honourable

family, she accepted the office of demoiselle d'honneur to the Duchesse

de Guise. Here the Marquis de Nesle, father of the present Marquis

(1720), became enamoured of her, after having received from her a small

bag to wear about his neck, as a remedy against the vapours. He would

have married her, but his relations opposed this intention on the score

of Mdlle. de La Force's poverty, and because she had improperly quitted

the Duchesse de Guise. The Great Conde, the Marquis de Nesle's nearest

relation, took him to Chattillon that he might forget his love for Mdlle.

de La Force; all the Marquis's relations were there assembled for the

purpose of declaring to him that they would never consent to his marriage

with Mdlle. de La Force; and he on his part told them that he would never

while he lived marry any other person. In a moment of despair, he rushed

out to the garden and would have thrown himself into the canal, but that

the strings, with which Mdlle. de La Force had tied the bag about his

neck, broke, and the bag fell at his feet. His thoughts appeared to

undergo a sudden change, and Mdlle. de La Force seemed to him to be as

ugly as she really is. He went instantly to the Prince and his other

relations who were there, and told them what had just happened. They

searched about in the garden for the bag and the strings, and, opening

it, they found it to contain two toads' feet holding a heart wrapped up

in a bat's wing, and round the whole a paper inscribed with

unintelligible cyphers. The Marquis was seized with horror at the sight.

He told me this story with his own mouth. Mdlle. de La Force after this

fell in love with Baron, but as he was not bewitched, the intrigue did

not last long: he used to give a very amusing account of the declaration

she made to him. Then a M. Briou, the son of a Councillor of that name,

became attached to her; his relations, who would by no means have

consented to such a marriage, shut the young man up. La Force, who has

a very fertile wit, engaged an itinerant musician who led about dancing

bears in the street, and intimated to her lover that, if he would express

a wish to see the bears dance in the courtyard of his, own house, she

would come to him disguised in a bear's skin. She procured a bear's skin

to be made so as to fit her, and went to M. Briou's house with the bears;

the young man, under the pretence of playing with this bear, had an

opportunity of conversing with her and of laying their future plans.

He then promised his father that he would submit to his will, and thus

having regained his liberty he immediately married Mdlle. de La Force,

and went with her to Versailles, where the King gave them apartments,

and where Madame de Briou was every day with the Dauphine of Bavaria,

who admired her wit and was delighted with her society. M. de Briou was

not then five-and-twenty years of age, a very good-looking and well-bred

young man. His father, however, procured a dissolution of the marriage

by the Parliament, and made him marry another person. Madame de Briou

thus became once more Mdlle. de La Force, and found herself without

husband and money. I cannot tell how it was that the King and her

parents, both of whom had consented to the marriage, did not oppose its

dissolution. To gain a subsistence she set about composing romances, and

as she was often staying with the Princesse de Conti, she dedicated to

her that of Queen Margaret.

We have had four Dukes who have bought coffee, stuffs, and even candles

for the purpose of selling them again at a profit. It was the Duke de La

Force who bought the candles. One evening, very recently, as he was

going out of the Opera, the staircase was filled with young men, one of

whom cried out, as he passed, "His purse!"--"No," said another, "there

can be no money in it; he would not risk it; it must be candles that he

has bought to sell again." They then sang the air of the fourth act of

'Phaeton'.

[The Duke, together with certain other persons, made considerable

purchases of spice, porcelain, and other merchandizes, for the

purpose of realizing the hope of Law's Banks. As he was not held in

estimation either by the public or by the Parliament, the Duke was

accused of monopoly; and by a decree of the Parliament, in concert

with the Peers, he was enjoined "to use more circumspection for the

future, and to conduct himself irreproachably, in a manner as should

be consistent with his birth and his dignity as a Peer of France."]

The Queen Catherine (de Medicis) was a very wicked woman. Her uncle, the

Pope, had good reason for saying that he had made a bad present to

France. It is said that she poisoned her youngest son because he had

discovered her in a common brothel whither she had gone privately. Who

can wonder that such a woman should drink out of a cup covered with

designs from Aretino. The Pope had an object in sending her to France.

Her son was the Duc d'Alencon; and as they both remained incog. the world

did not know that they were mother and son, which occasioned frequent

mistakes.

The young Count Horn, who has just been executed here (1720), was

descended from a well-known Flemish family; he was distinguished at first

for the amiable qualities of his head and for his wit. At college he was

a model for good conduct, application, and purity of morals; but the

intimacy which he formed with some libertine young men during his stay at

the Academy of Paris entirely changed him. He contracted an insatiable

desire for play, and even his own father said to him, "You will die by

the hands of the executioner." Being destitute of money, the young Count

took up the trade of a pickpocket, which he carried on in the pit of the

theatres, and by which he made considerable gains in silver-hilted swords

and watches. At length, having lost a sum of five-and-twenty thousand

crowns at the fair of Saint-Germain, he was led to commit that crime

which he has just expiated on the scaffold. For the purpose of

discharging the debt he had contracted, he sent for a banker's clerk to

bring him certain bank bills, which he proposed to purchase. Having

connected himself with two other villains, he attacked the clerk as soon

as he arrived, and stabbed him with poniards which he had bought three

days before on the Pont Neuf. Hoping to conceal the share which he had

taken in this crime, he went immediately after its perpetration to the

Commissaire du Quartier, and told him, with a cool and determined air,

that he had been obliged, in his own defence, to kill the clerk, who had

attacked him and put him in danger of his life. The Commissaire looking

at him steadfastly, said, "You are covered with blood, but you are not

even wounded; I must retain you in custody until I can examine this

affair more minutely." At this moment the accomplice entered the room.

"Here, sir," said the Count to the Commissaire, "is one who can bear

testimony that the account I have given you of this business is perfectly

true." The accomplice was quite terrified at hearing this; he thought

that Count Horn had confessed his crime, and that there could be no

advantage in continuing to deny it; he therefore confessed all that had

taken place, and thus the murder was revealed. The Count was not more

than two-and-twenty years of age, and one of the handsomest men in Paris.

Some of the first persons in France solicited in his favour, but the Duke

Regent thought it necessary to make an example of him on account of the

prevalent excess of crime. Horn was publicly broken on the wheel with

his second accomplice; the other died just before: they were both

gentlemen and of noble families. When they arrived at the place of

punishment, they begged the people to implore the pardon of Heaven upon

their sins. The spectators were affected to tears, but they nevertheless

agreed in the just severity of their punishment. The people said aloud

after the execution, "Our Regent has done justice."

One lady was blaming another, her intimate friend, for loving a very

ugly man. The latter said, "Did he ever speak to you tenderly or

passionately?"--"No," replied the former. "Then you cannot judge," said

her friend, "whether I ought to love him or not."

Madame de Nemours used to say, "I have observed one thing in this

country, 'Honour grows again as well as hair.'"

An officer, a gentleman of talent, whose name was Hautmont, wrote the

following verses upon Cardinal Mazarin, for which he was locked up in the

Bastille for eighteen months:

Creusons tous le tombeau

A qui nous persecute;

A ce Jules nouveauu

Cherchons un nouveau Brute.

Que le jour serait beau,

Si nous voyions sa chute!

The Queen-mother could not endure Boisrobert on account of his impiety;

she did not like him to visit her sons, the King and Monsieur, in their

youth, but they were very fond of him because he used to amuse them.

When he was at the point of death, the Queen-mother sent some priests to

convert him and to prepare him for confession. Boisrobert appeared

inclined to confess. "Yes, mon Dieu," said he, devoutly joining his

hands, "I sincerely implore Thy pardon, and confess that I am a great

sinner, but thou knowest that the Abbe de Villargeau is a much greater

sinner than I am."

Cardinal Mazarin sent him once to compliment the English Ambassador on

his arrival. When he reached the hotel, an Englishman said to him,

"Milord, il est pret; my ladi, il n'est pas pret, friselire ses chevaux,

prendre patience." The late King used to relate stories of this same

Boisrobert in a very whimsical manner.

The life which folks lead at Paris becomes daily more scandalous; I

really tremble for the city every time it thunders. Three ladies of

quality have just committed a monstrous imprudence. They have been

running after the Turkish Ambassador; they made his son drunk and kept

him with them three days; if they go on in this way even the Capuchins

will not be safe from them. The Turks must needs have a very becoming

notion of the conduct of ladies of quality in a Christian country. The

young Turk is said to have told Madame de Polignac, who was one of the

three ladies, "Madame, your reputation has reached Constantinople, and I

see that report has only done you justice." The Ambassador, it is said,

is very much enraged with his son, and has enjoined him to keep his

adventure profoundly a secret, because he would risk the top of his head

on his return to Constantinople if it were known that he had associated

with Christian women. It is to be feared that the young man will get

safely out of France. Madame de Polignac has fleeced all the young men

of quality here. I do not know how her relations and those of her

husband choose to suffer her to lead so libertine a life. But all shame

is extinct in France, and everything is turned topsy-turvy.

It is very unfortunate that noblemen like the Elector-Palatine John

William should suffer themselves to be governed by the priesthood;

nothing but evil can result from it. He would do much better if he would

follow the advice of able statesmen, and throw his priest into the

Necker. I would advise him to do so, and I think I should advise him

well.

I cannot conceive why the Duke Maximilian (brother of George I. of

England)

[Prince Maximilian of Hanover, the second brother of George I., had,

after the death of his brother, Frederick Augustus, certain rights

over the Bishopric of Osnaburgh; love and his monks caused him to

embrace the catholic faith.]

changed his religion, for he had very little faith in general; none of

his relations solicited him to do so, and he was induced by no personal

interest.

I have heard a story of this Prince, which does him little honour. I

have been told that he complained to the Emperor of his mother, who bred

him tenderly, but who had not sent him eight thousand crowns which he had

asked her for. This is abominable, and he can hope for happiness neither

in this nor in the next world; I can never forgive him for it. The first

idea of this must have originated with Father Wolff, who has also excited

him against Prince Edward Augustus.--[Maximilian contested the Bishopric

of Osnaburgh with his younger brother.]--What angers me most with this

cursed monk is, that he will not suffer Duke Maximilian to have a single

nobleman about him; he will only allow him to be approached by beggars

like himself.

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A pious Capuchin explained her dream to her

Always has a fictitious malady in reserve

Art of satisfying people even while he reproved their requests

Asked the King a hundred questions, which is not the fashion

Bad company spoils good manners

Because the Queen has only the rinsings of the glass

But all shame is extinct in France

Duc de Grammont, then Ambassador, played the Confessor

Duplicity passes for wit, and frankness is looked upon as folly

Even doubt whether he believes in the existence of a God

Exclaimed so long against high head-dresses

Follies and superstitions as the rosaries and other things

Formerly the custom to swear horridly on all occasions

Frequent and excessive bathing have undermined her health

Great filthiness in the interior of their houses

Great things originated from the most insignificant trifles

He had good natural wit, but was extremely ignorant

He always slept in the Queen's bed

He was a good sort of man, notwithstanding his weaknesses

Her teeth were very ugly, being black and broken (Queen)

Honour grows again as well as hair

I thought I should win it, and so I lost it

I never take medicine but on urgent occasions

I wished the husband not to be informed of it

I have seldom been at a loss for something to laugh at

I am unquestionably very ugly

I had a mind, he said, to commit one sin, but not two

I formed a religion of my own

If I should die, shall I not have lived long enough?

It is an unfortunate thing for a man not to know himself

It was not permitted to argue with him

Jewels and decoration attract attention (to the ugly)

Like will to like

Louis XIV. scarcely knew how to read and write

Made his mistresses treat her with all becoming respect

My husband proposed separate beds

No man more ignorant of religion than the King was

Nobility becoming poor could not afford to buy the high offices

Not lawful to investigate in matters of religion

Old Maintenon

Only your illegitimate daughter

Original manuscripts of the Memoirs of Cardinal Retz

Provided they are talked of, they are satisfied

Robes battantes for the purpose of concealing her pregnancy

Seeing myself look as ugly as I really am (in a mirror)

She never could be agreeable to women

Since becoming Queen she had not had a day of real happiness

So great a fear of hell had been instilled into the King

Soon tired of war, and wishing to return home (Louis XIV)

Stout, healthy girl of nineteen had no other sins to confess

Subject to frequent fits of abstraction

That what he called love was mere debauchery

The old woman (Madame Maintenon)

Throw his priest into the Necker

To tell the truth, I was never very fond of having children

To die is the least event of my life (Maintenon)

You never look in a mirror when you pass it

You are a King; you weep, and yet I go

MEMOIRS OF LOUIS XIV AND HIS COURT AND OF THE REGENCY

BY THE DUKE OF SAINT-SIMON

CONTENTS OF THE 15 VOLUMES

VOLUME 1.

CHAPTER I

Birth and Family.--Early Life.--Desire to join the Army.--Enter the

Musketeers.--The Campaign Commences.--Camp of Gevries.--Siege of Namur.

--Dreadful Weather.--Gentlemen Carrying Corn.--Sufferings during the

Siege.--The Monks of Marlaigne.--Rival Couriers.--Naval Battle.--

Playing with Fire-arms.--A Prediction Verified.

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