CHAPTER SEVEN.

_Plants the United Brethren Banner in Terre Haute—Prairieton

Pastorate—Difficulty with the Sons of Anak—A Prayer Without an

“Amen”—Another Community Redeemed—Going to the Wrong Doctor—A

Perverse Colt—An Unintentional Immersion—One Sermon That was

not Dry._

It was in April, 1864, when Rev. Mr. Newgent returned from the war.

His own conference did not meet until fall, but the Lower Wabash

Conference met in its annual session in Vermilion, Illinois, about

the time of his return. With the view to getting back on the firing

line at once, he attended the latter conference, and was appointed to

Terre Haute (Indiana) Mission. This was strictly prospective work, as

the mission was projected at this session. The conference at the same

session, following the example of the Upper Wabash Conference, decided

to change the time of its annual meetings from spring to fall, hence

the appointment was made for a period of only six months. During this

time Rev. Mr. Newgent devoted himself with characteristic zeal to laying

broad and deep the foundations of his church in this new Macedonia. That

his labors were fruitful is seen in the fact that he reported to the

fall conference an organized church on Second Street, with splendid

prospects of a prosperous future—prospects which subsequent history has

abundantly fulfilled. To him belongs the credit of first planting the

United Brethren banner in this thriving city, where the Church has since

steadily grown to a place of prestige and influence.

The Terre Haute pastorate was followed by a year at Prairieton, in Vigo

County, Indiana. Some experiences on this field are worthy of note. A

revival meeting was held in an unevangelized community at what was known

as the Battle Row School House, near the Wabash River. The school house

was a primitive log building with plenty of ventilation. The wide cracks

between the logs in the walls not only admitted a sufficiency of fresh

air, but were a source of temptation to the untamed sons of the natives

who were wont at critical times to inject missiles of various sorts

through them into the midst of the congregation, causing more or less

uneasiness and often confusion to the worshipers. It was not a place

where one could worship under his own vine and fig tree with no one to

molest or make afraid. During the early stage of the meeting reapers were

scarce, and to all appearances, were wholly inadequate to the demands

of the great, over-ripe harvest. The sons of Anak seemed to have a

perpetual title to the place, and showed no intention of evacuating it.

At one time, as Newgent was making an earnest plea for penitents to come

to the altar, he observed a company of ruffians in the rear of the room

in a rather impenitent condition, bantering one another to go forward to

the mourner’s bench. The quick wit of the preacher frustrated their evil

designs. Constant vigilance had to be exercised to prevent outbreaks and

demonstrations of a similar character. As the meeting proceeded converts

multiplied and the odds became more and more to the advantage of the

faithful.

There was one wheel-horse who was the pastor’s right hand man in the

great conflict with primitive elements. A splendid man he was, though his

droll manner was a subject of sport for the lewd fellows of the baser

propensities. A characteristic attitude when he offered public prayer was

to kneel facing the wall, with his back toward the congregation. Then

with his eyes closed and oblivious to all his surroundings, he would

soar to a high altitude in his eloquence and fervency of spirit. In such

surroundings, however, it would have been better had Father Scott, as he

was affectionately called, not forgotten his relation to this mundane

sphere, for the situation surely demanded watching as well as praying.

Especially would it have prevented an awkward hitch in the services one

evening when the interest and enthusiasm were at their greatest height.

Intense conviction was capturing and humbling proud and defiant hearts,

and victory was perching upon the banners of the loyal band.

But, as in the days of Job, when the sons of God went to worship, Satan

went also. Battle Row School House furnished a good demonstration of the

fact that,

“Wherever God erects a house of prayer,

The devil’s sure to build a chapel there;

And ’twill be found upon investigation,

The latter has by far the larger congregation.”

While the worshipers were in the midst of great rejoicing, Satan’s hosts

were holding high carnival on the outside. Father Scott was called upon,

as he frequently was, at the most critical stage in the meeting, to lead

in prayer. As his custom was, he knelt with his face to the wall, and by

chance his mouth was dangerously near a huge crack. While sailing away

in the ether world, and the people were hanging breathlessly upon his

earnest and eloquent words, all unexpectedly, for some strange reason,

the machinery stopped. It was unusual for a prayer to be terminated so

abruptly without the conventional “amen.” All eyes were fixed upon Father

Scott. What could have happened? It was painfully apparent that he was in

distress. He was making a desperate effort to clear some obstruction from

his throat, get his breath, and regain his equilibrium.

The proximity of Father Scott’s mouth to the opening in the wall was too

great a provocation for the unregenerates on the outside of the house

to forego. One of them had prepared a ball of mud, and with accurate

aim, threw it through the crack into the brother’s mouth, putting him

temporarily out of commission. There was, of course, confusion in the

midst of Zion, but Father Scott, whose battery had been silenced by this

unexpected maneuver, was soon able to resume operations, and the battle

was pressed with increased vigor.

[Illustration: A Prayer Without An Amen.]

There was another neglected community adjacent to this charge. It was

entirely without church services or religious influences of any kind. In

the community lived a well-to-do gentleman of the name of Owen, whose

wife was an invalid. Being of a religious turn of mind, and deprived of

church privileges, she desired to have a meeting held at her home mainly

for her benefit. Rev. Mr. Newgent was invited to conduct the service.

His Sundays being taken up by his regular work, the meeting was held

in a forenoon during the week. A goodly company of neighbors gathered

out of respect to the dear sister, and she enjoyed the occasion so much

that she invited them all back for a service in the evening. The evening

meeting proved still more interesting, and it was decided to continue the

services indefinitely. It developed into a grand revival which resulted

in many conversions, the organization of a church, and the building of

a church-house. Among the first to come to the mourner’s bench was Mr.

Owen, the generous host. He “came through” shouting and became a strong,

staunch, and stormy defender of the faith.

Among attendants at the revival were two brothers, “Dave” and “Joe”

Walker, notable characters in a local way. Both were proficient in the

use of the violin, or, in the vernacular of the day, they were great

fiddlers. Even if there was nothing else to place them under the ban

of pious sentiment, this in itself would have been sufficient, for the

fiddle had been so exclusively associated with bad company that it

was supposed to have absorbed something of the evil spirits of its

companions, and in the superstitious imaginations of many it possessed

invisible hoofs and horns, and a strange, infernal power that was to be

zealously avoided. Hence, Dave and Joe were regarded as typical “hard

nuts,” and it cannot be denied that they made an honest effort to live up

to their reputations. They were more familiar with the conventionalities

of the country “hoe-down” than with the atmosphere of a “big meetin’.”

Until the revival at the Owen home attracted their attention, they had

not been present at a church service since they were boys. They became

fairly regular attendants at the meeting, and in consequence, both got

sick. Their illness seemed to be of a peculiar character, as neither of

them could explain his symptoms or give any clue as to the seat of the

trouble.

Joe became much worse one evening and by midnight he began to think he

was being beckoned across the border. Dave, whose condition was not so

critical, was dispatched to Prairieton for medical aid. While he was

gone, Joe got religion. This proved to be all the treatment he needed.

All unfavorable symptoms disappeared, and he set out post haste to meet

his brother. Just before he reached the village, he met Dave on his way

home, when the following colloquy took place:

“Oh, Dave, I’ve got all the medicine I need. It ain’t pills we need, but

religion.”

“Bless the Lord, I’ve took the medicine, too,” said Dave. He had also

been converted on his return from the doctor’s office. It thus became

apparent that their malady was spiritual rather than physical, but being

unfamiliar with symptoms of that character, they were unable to diagnose

the case until the remedy had been applied. The two brothers were made

every whit whole, soul and body. They hung up “the fiddle and the bow,”

and their talents and energies were turned loose along more legitimate

channels.

Vermilion Circuit, in Illinois, was the scene of the next pastorate. Here

a memorable experience took place as he was making his second “round”

on the charge. Newgent, like other strong men, has always had some

hobbies, legitimate hobbies in his case, however, that were elements of

strength in his ministry. One of these is punctuality. He has always

been scrupulously punctual in meeting his engagements. He never misses

a train from the fact that he is far more likely to be at the station

three-quarters of an hour ahead of time than three-quarters of a minute

late. He is a strict believer in the maxim of the muse,

“Better be an hour early and stand and wait,

Than to be a moment behind the time.”

In filling appointments he observes the same rule. He finds it helpful to

be on hand sufficiently early to meet and shake hands with the advance

guards of the congregation. It affords a tonic for his wits and puts him

in a mood to be at his best.

On his new charge was a church known as Prairie Chapel. As usual, in his

introductory services he exhorted his people to be punctual in their

attendance, stating that he made it a point to be on time, and that if he

at any time was not strictly “on the dot,” they might know that something

was wrong. It so happened that at the very next service the scrupulously

punctual preacher was behind time, and it also happened that something

was desperately wrong.

As a sort of background to the scene to be here presented, it would be

well to state that he was clad in a new suit, as preachers usually were

at the beginning of the year. The new suit consisted of a complete outfit

from boots to hat and gloves, including also that luxury which not every

circuit rider could afford, a fine shawl. It should further be explained

that he was riding a colt, not the nineteen-year-old variety with which

he traveled his first circuit, but a genuine three-year-old, with all the

fire and perverseness of its kind. It might also be in order to add, by

way of parenthesis, that the Illinois roads after the rains and frosts of

September began their maneuvers, were no respecters of new clothes.

Just before reaching Prairie Chapel, the road crossed a slough some three

hundred feet wide. At this point the road was covered by about three

feet of water, or perhaps, as it was difficult to tell just where the

water left off and the mud began, it would be more exact to say that

it was three feet from the top of the water to the bottom of the mud.

It was covered with a thin coating of ice. Newgent, being the first to

pass that way on that Sunday morning, had to break the ice as he went.

The colt did not like the task to begin with, but as this was the only

road to the church and was fenced on either side with a picket fence, a

straightforward course was the only alternative.

The colt proceeded reluctantly until it reached the middle of the slough.

There it became possessed with the spirit of Balam’s beast and refused

to go farther. Its purpose seemed to be fixed as all the entreaties of

the rider were unavailing. The church was in plain view, and, like the

wedding guest of Coleridge’s immortal “Rime,” the preacher could see

and hear the people as they were assembling, while he was transfixed to

the spot. Finally giving up hope of going forward, he tried to turn the

colt’s head in the opposite direction, when, lo, he found that it was as

averse to turning back as it was to going forward. Just what the beast’s

plan for the future was, could not well be divined, for, to be in the

middle of a lake with no purpose of going either forward or backward was,

to say the least, a position difficult to explain or defend. The final

bell rang for the morning service, and the preacher began to realize that

his reputation for punctuality was in danger of being water-soaked. A

final desperate effort was made to induce locomotion, but to no avail.

It was a real Slough of Despond. The reverend’s heart sank to the bottom

of his new boots when he found that his only chance was to dismount. This

he proceeded to do, supposing that he could at least lead the beast out

of the water. The water was by no means comfortable, the mud filled his

boots, and apprehensive thoughts concerning the unpresentable appearance

he would make at church, and the damage being done to his new suit, and

at the same time the humiliation of being beaten out by a perverse colt,

all together did not tend to a devotional frame of mind.

[Illustration: An Unintentional Immersion.]

Taking the rein, he waded forward, expecting the colt to follow, but it

had no disposition to be led; he gave the rein a sharp pull, but the

animal also had scruples against being pulled. He then gave the rein

a jerk, putting all of his physical strength, and possibly a bit of

his temper into the jerk, when, lo! the rein broke, and the preacher,

not thinking of such a contingency, went splash into the water, being

completely submerged. Things were rapidly going from bad to worse. It

was of no use under the circumstances, to try to maintain ministerial

dignity. Gathering himself together, he made his way to the fence, and,

loosing a picket, he got behind the animal, and with a few strokes where

they would do the most good, and unministerial maneuvers, he got it

started, and by an aggressive follow-up campaign, they reached the shore

without further ceremony or delay.

He hastened on to the church. The people were waiting for the belated

pastor, and when he arrived, they saw at once there had been a valid

excuse for his tardiness. There were four other ministers present,

and Newgent tried to get one of them to preach in his stead, but all

declined. So he went on with the regular program, and preached with his

usual zeal while the water was still dripping from his new suit. It was

one time at least when the congregation was not bored with a dry preacher.

After service he went home with one of his members, borrowed some dry

clothes, and proceeded to fill his other appointments for the day.

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