"Lonely Officer (married, with three children) wants Sealyham Terrier
Dog."--_Times._
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[Illustration: _Golfer._ "LET'S SEE--WHAT'S BOGEY FOR THIS HOLE?"
_Caddie_ (_fed up_). "DINNA FASH YERSEL' ABOOT BOGEY. YE'VE PLAYED FUFTEEN
AN' YE'RE NO DEID YET--(_aside_) WORSE LUCK."]
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