I blessed Henry (the devil!) in that moment. "Thank you, dear," I murmured.

Then Elizabeth spoke and there was a note of relief in her voice. "Well,

I'm reerly glad to 'ear that, as I can go off to-morrer after all. I

'aven't been for my 'oliday yet, like."

"What do you mean?" I gasped.

"Well, you see, 'm, my young man didn't turn up at the station, so I went

and stayed with my sister-in-law at Islington. She wants me to go with 'er

to Southend early to-morrer, but I thort as 'ow I'd better come back 'ere

first and see if you reerly could manage without me, for I 'ad my doubts.

'Owever, as everythink's goin' on orl right I can go with an easy mind."

I remained speechless. So did Henry. Elizabeth went out again into the

darkness. There was a long pause, broken only by my hay fever. Then Henry

spoke. "Can't you stop that everlasting sniffing?" he barked out. "It's

driving me mad, woman."

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[Illustration: OUR VILLAGE SOLOMON.

_First Rustic._ "D'YE 'EAR OLD DADDY SMITH'S COTTAGE WAS BURNT DOWN LAST

NIGHT?"

_Second Rustic (of matured wisdom)._ "I BEAN'T SURPRISED. WHEN I SEES THE

SMOKE A-COMING THROUGH THE THATCH I SEZ TO MYSELF, 'THERE'S SELDOM SMOKE

WITHOUT FIRE.'"]

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"REQUIRED an English or French resident governess for children from 30

to 45 years old, having notions of music."--_Standard (Buenos Ayres)._

We are glad they have picked up something during their prolonged

juvenescence.

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