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"PRISON FOR FLAT LANDLORDS."--_Evening Paper._
Good. But is nothing going to be done about the landlords with round
figures?
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"With favourable weather, Thatcham can look forward to a pre-war show
this year."--_Local Paper._
Apparently Thatcham carries its eyes in the back of its head.
[Illustration: A SEA-VIEW OF THE SITUATION.
INDIGNANT LODGING-HOUSE KEEPER. "AND TO THINK OF THAT THERE ERIC WANTING TO
SQUEEZE THE POOR HOLIDAY-MAKERS BEFORE I GETS AT 'EM."]
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[Illustration: _Outraged Batsman._ "JARGE, OI DO BELIEVE YOU'M BOWLIN'
DELIBERATE AT MOI GAMMY LEG."
_Jarge (feeling that something ought to be said)._ "WHY, WILLYUM, OI
THOUGHT THEY WAS BOTH GAMMY."]
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